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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010
• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

nerfs to weapons i don't like and buffs to weapons i do like

Tacticooler is the best thing ever added to a Splatoon game, and I hope it returns in future entries. It is the only "support" special that has ever worked in the history of the series.
It should be introduced into the foundation of Splatoon's gameplay loop, becoming a core mechanic in game, rather than just a special weapon, only limited to certain weapon kits.

sketch-tan's pronouns are she/her

found Joey and two redditors

>>538467592
I trans heart tacticooler

>>538467592
and what if i agreed with this fully unironically?

I'm realizing the problem I have with this game in its current state, normal people don't play this game anymore. Open and turf are both riddled of clanfags on VC so there's no real spot where people can just hop and play without having to tryhard every match.

salmon run?

>>538468090
lol

No fatties allowed beyond this point

13 stone is light

who else is playing turf war while listening to kpop

>>538467786
more like she/it

>>538469384
I’m watching femboys on splattok

Ragebait? Yeah ok my woomy is better than yours!!

>>538472194
you shut the fuck up

>>538467592
It'd legitimately be fine if it wasn't on Pencil.
Chargers are a fucking plague to this series, just as snipers are to the genre as a whole.

>>538467592
it only "works" because of quick respawn and special saver negating penalty for death, if it was just the mobility buffs nobody would use it
but the thing is, splatoon is supposed to have a disproportionately harsh penalty for death, because the game is fundamentally about not letting yourself get shot first and foremost- rather than shooting the other guy- which you achieve by assuming control
with no penalty for death, there's less strategic inscentive to engage with the game's core and unique to it control mechanics, the game becomes more tactical and in the moment, and we run into the same issue that most singleplayer levels exhibit- instead of you using ink mechanics to inhibit your opponent and enable yourself, it is you who's inhibited by the ink mechanics instead
you start playing against the game and not with it, and that usually requires consent- you can pick an obtuse weapon like gootuber in splat and wrangle it into functioning, but that's your choice, while adding cooler to your game of splat3 is usually not
ergo, tacticooler is literally rape

>>538473274
sub 1800 X Power take

>>538473474
that's still top 500

3922 1313 3427

>>538473826
please stop being retarded on purpose

>>538473274
I don't think the quick respawn in cooler is a problem, but the special saver and quick superjump are, both get-out-of-jail-free cards. That and the stand being completely invulnerable and lasting as long as it does should have been addressed long ago.

>>538473474
t. ran zombie dynamo in splat1 and called "jump in, swing twice, randomly kill two guys and die to a bomb, 50 goto 10" skill
>captcha PAADS
post flat woomies

Weyyos are good actually, we just got a dud is all

>he's still replying to self-admitted ragebait
Sad!

>>538474903
you sound mad :^)

>>538474946
They're all homos

>>538474061
I’ve always been on the fence about adding you and joining
Give me a good reason

>>538476957
You can skip the adding and join through the pool.

>>538477636
>splatoon autism
>blue archieve fan
makes sense, pretty much the same audience

>>538477636
this kid is richer than me

>>538477463
That doesn’t answer why I should join a PB

>>538478010
>implying he paid for it himself

Make Inkopolis Great Again!

>>538467786
YWNBAW(oomy)

Meanwhile in JP plaza at times.

What Callie did in octo canyon is her business.

>>538478754
It's fun to play with the same people.

wehee!

>>538483781
I wish that was me

>>538476656
Well you don’t have to worry, you’re not their type

Callie's perfect math class.

Sheeeit ngyes

Happy anniversary

>>538492935
happy cirno day

>>538493425
Maybe the biggest bakas were splatoon 3 players the whole time.

triple baka but it's agents 1, 2 and 3

>>538495136
triple baka. sip. those were the days......

Wish I was an inkling and not a disgusting h*man

Does anyone want to fish

I had no idea there was SR tournaments in the manager and just anyone can join these.

I know they did nothing for 2's anniversary, but really? No acknowledgement at all for the most recent release's anniversary?

>>538469851
she looks like a good player

>>538503853
Third kits got shadow dropped a little while after the 10th anniversary of S1. We'll probably get something later on, new splatfest I'd wager

>>538492935
I love woom3 from the Splatoon 3 video game
>>538493425
>this was my reminder of Cirno day
https://x.com /moro_lyth/status/ 1965202518948151440
lmao I guess

>no new third kits announcement
>no new artwork
>not a single tweet acknowledging the third anniversary

>>538512326
The first game is more important and the only one that matters, confirmed.

>>538512326
S3 flopped

New patch!

>10.1.1.
>fixed an issue
>thank you for playing splatoon 3

>>538512326
There could still be a something, maybe even shadowdropping an entire video on youtube. Give it a few hours.

I'm down for huffing the shadow drop copium too. Alterna multiplayer stage soon

>>538512326
I guess fanarts will do

>>538512326
3 is a transitionary game, it does not matter and it will be immediately forgotten once it's gone
people will remember 1 and 2 fondly, but nobody will mention 3 in good faith

>>538514873
retard

>>538514873
But you'll be singing its praises from the high heavens when Splatoon 4 came out just like you do with 2?

>>538516102
i'll be humming bang bang bing and forget the multiplayer part like a bad dream
the only good thing about 3 that they are yet to ruin is blob deco

New patch!

Yeb is now 2% more dum.

>>538518151
2% of infinity is infinity
yeb is infinitely more dumb

>>538518254
That's true, but yebby doesn't know that.

It’s midnight and six minutes in Japland
No tweets
No information on Nintendo Today!

>>538519769
Maybe they forgot to check their calendar

>>538519769
It's hard to be optimistic about this game when they keep dangling a carrot in front of us.

Wheres the direct

>>538519769
>>538521594
>>538522198
greedy pieces of shit

>>538522198
thursday or friday

>game is constantly obsessed with referencing the number 3
>nothing for the third anniversary of the third game in the series
?

How?
https://x.com/anjel_hinata/status/1965271181717815341

>>538525843
>on the 9th day of 9th month, both divisible by 3 3 times
>

>>538525868
How what?

fsh?

/ink/ on da front page

>>538527684
>no chaika
Its so over

>>538528151
The Queen.

Obviously they won't mention the anniversary when they just did a big event for the 10th anniversary, including artwork that includes Splatoon 3's characters AND teased a spinoff game that's focused on Deep Cut.

still waiting on the 3rd and 4th DLC waves...
and to go back and fix the 2nd...

she has existed for three years
and will exist for three more years

Bow to the pureblood queen of Splatoon.

Favorite idols ranked
Fuuka
Utsuho
Hotaru
Aori
Hime
Iida
in that order

Perfect genes

>>538531805
you will never be japanese

>>538532610
You will never have an iq above 50

breaking your stupid fucking woomy over my knee like bane

>>538531805
>Ken-Sama.png

plap the woomy

>>538532684
Classic

>>538531627
>>538531876
>>538532115
>>538535025
>off model boobs

>>538535813
jtveemo's is accurate.

>>538536009
nah, it's the same body he uses for all his characters with slight tweaks.

>>538532684
>>538535330
The strongest, smartest, bestest woomy

>>538536619
i meant for this on sthg...

>>538535813
thank you sherlock

Female cephs look best with huge ink sacs.

>>538537238
I know that's right

>>538539336
What a baby.

You didn't actually expect anything for the 3rd anniversary did you?

>>538540125
Hoped for something. Expected nothing.

>>538541035
>not playing the wiiu version
cringe

>>538541159
let her play on her childhood console??

>>538476957
>>538481597
If you wanna train with different gear and weapons and not get overwhelmed by tryhards then this is the place.

Nogami needs your help anon
Splatoon 4 has been released for the Nintendo Switch 2 with a brave $80 price tag, with better graphics (allegedly), better frame and the same network, worst character returns and your favorite character is not even mentioned. The problem is that everyone is still playing Splatoon 3 yuck
Your task is to do subtle changes to Splatoon 3 to ensure everyone will hate it and moved to Splatoon 4, what would you do?

>>538541971
Reduce tick rate to 3.

>>538541971
if splat3 is preferred over 4, then either the game or the playerbase are unsalvageable and there's nothing left to do other than go make animal crossing, housewife audience needs their fix too

>>538543234
retard

>>538543234
correct
I just hope AC will be better next game, NH got boring too quickly

>>538541971
>better frame
rate? splat is like a fightan, it runs at 60 because its logic runs at 60. there is no reason for it to run faster, especially not with
>same network

>>538541971
There's no way people will not just move to the newer shiny toy because Nintendrones are bug people.

>>538544119
>move to new thing
>youre a bug
>stay on old thing that's worse
>youre an autist

>>538544119
If 2 truly was the better game, more people would stick with it.
It would have it's own separate community, like Melee.
There is no cult following for 2, just a few delusional retards like the armchairfag who can't adapt.

>>538541971
>>538543234
If apartments dont get people in the game i dont know what will.
Oh right you have to be able to invite people over to your apartment.
Have a little table to play cards.
Snacks and a tv playing some squid sitcom

Hmm, maybe after clearing a series you get a snap photoshot of you and the team you played chilling in your appartment. The more decorations you have the more variety in the possible poses and shenanigans.

Salmon run is still around but there are also 2 more co-op modes. One uses jellotons and their bouncy physics and nobody likes it but comp have to grind it because it gives the best payout on shards.

The other co-op mode has a new enemy from the 4s campaign. Its well liked, but its tied to the campaign so you have to jump through a bunch of hoops to get it.

>>538545715
Smelee is a result of extreme unbridled autism and Sakurai being aggressively against the idea of the game being competitive at the time, it's an outlier among outliers.

can you really complain that 2 is dead when 3 is also

>>538543820
yeah, meant to say frame rate
would "more stable frame rate" work? not like the human eye can see above 30 fps

look at this thing

>>538545778
Apartments will just be lockers 2.0, neat little gimmick but quickly forgotten

When is the last time you looked at people's lockers?

>>538546817
>>538547008
The problem is interactivity. All you do is look at it. You can do things in apartments.

Raiders will 100% have apartments or some equivalent like a shack or base

>>538547175
like what

>>538547293
Animal Crossing

>>538546817
Thats why it needs some kind of reminder. There isnt really any reason to interact with lockers. Despite 1/3 of the game being locker cosmetics.
If your locker was shown as part of your victory screen you would have some kind of motivation to make it look cool or unique.

People keep bringing up apartments but how is this supposed to work in the lobby?

>>538547435
no i don't want to play animal crossing, i want to play splatoon

>>538547293
Have sex

>>538547661
>>525245209

1king fish?

u o h

>>538547661
It doesnt, it would be like your block in splatsville.
Like the squids hanging around town would be your neighbors.
It doesnt need to be right inside the lobby
Because by the time splatoon 4 comes out all transitions would be seamless. (Cope)

>>538547175
i have flashbacks to apartaments in project diva
worthless fucking feature

This dog can smell apartment copers.

>>538547913
I’ll join.

>>538549348
Will make room in a moment.

>>538550496
Why is the cursor upside down? does the artist not know how cursors work? splatoon has been ruined. nothing can save it now.

>>538550496
le woomy XD

I guess the direct announcement will be tomorrow?

>>538551062
or thursday.
the rumor was for the 11th or 12th.

>>538547913
OoOoOh you want to fsh 2 kings so I can join for the second OoOoOh...

Not sure if that rando was int throwing or not.
>>538552547
Nuh I wanna go to bed.

>>538552769
I will remember this, stinky.

>>538547913
GGs

ggs fish my brain small

i want the next game to be a 2 year jump and the hub is a university. your apartment would actually be a dorm. lockers could still exist in the hallways as extra customization. all the cephs in this game canonically go to this uni and the main gathering area is the outside courtyard, but the map has a galleria of shops and things like a cafeteria you can go into.

you can walk the whole school, go through the hallways and go to your friends' dorms that can be decorated with stickers, furniture, badges, other goodies. you aren't limited to meeting up with holograms in one designated lobby, you can join a large hub of cephs (like the NPC cephs now but they're actual player characters that move around) and create a room of 4 (not holograms) that can follow you everywhere else around the university seamlessly and can queue into a match from anywhere, kind of like Monster Hunter.

splatfests would be inspired by school teams and you hype your preferred idol, announcements show up on the uni announcements on the projector, tv and your snail phone thing. also, judd & li'l judd (and a third thing?) are school mascots.

>>538554234
>japs ever moving past high school in their escapism media

>>538554234
You will never be a cute squid girl wandering the halls of a big college making new friends and playing turf war with them between classes.

>>538555756
Those look like bikinis and phones.

>>538554705
>>538555756
uggo

>>538556276
poor baby is scared to join /ink/ rooms

woomass

"Why couldn't you just stay fresh...?"

daaaamn this woomy is very hot

uuoooohhh

>>538556837
Cause I didn’t want to get cooked, so I stayed off the hook.

>>538557327
he looks like he takes dicks in the buttocks

PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>538557739
>nails
>multiple suckers

>>538557691
stop projecting your faggotry onto everyone else, faggot.

>>538557691
that's all yebs

>>538557908
>ignores the guy spamming "uhhh erotic" and goes for the lone comment
interesting

>>538557841
shut the fuck up oh my god we get it

>>538557841
nail schizo..

>>538558146
schizo schizo...

>>538557867
worse
JAPANESE apartments

>>538558545
But then they would have to admit that Splatoon takes place in future japan

>>538558694
I see you don't play the game then

the next game will take in the splatlands
sorry inkadiakeks

>>538559467
We already know where Raiders take place and it isn't Japan

>>538559637
I said splatlands, not "japan".
Take your meds squiddo.

>>538559080
Cool, tell us what part of the world this map is showing then?

>>538559921
East cost of Japan where Tokyo is located today. Inkoplis Bay is Tokyo Bay IRL. This is why we say A4 lives in the middle of nowhere, when you zoom in on that area on google Earth its the sticks a couple of houses some holes being dug but mostly forest area.

Penny for your thoughts?

>>538561732
Ok

>>538561732
Just mostly focused on getting the fuck out of Vancouver and moving to Calgary, but the biggest hurdle is getting told "no" over and over, but I'm stubborn and determined to leave this city I've lived in since I was a child behind to start a new chapter in my life, and hopefully start playing Splatoon again once I do. Honestly, I just hate Vancouver...

>>538562414
awesome

>>538561732
Feelin like playing salmon, but procrastinating for no reason

>>538561732
Fuck off

>>538561732
I'm in a similar boat to >>538562784 and really just want to move out, but there's just been a lot of factors holding us back. There are so many great things in my life ahead that all are waiting behind moving out. I feel like the longer it goes, the more I'll deteriorate.

>>538554234
I'd rather have the hub be club/bar district

>>538569405
This is a kids game.

post a ceph

>>538554234
I love this idea.

It's too bad Nintendo will never do it, this idea is incredible. They should try this idea and use it.

>>538567532
Living in an apartment in the central city sucks and I'm itching to get out of here, but being stuck in said place is just really draining both my care and my sanity and such.

>>538571653
not you

>>538570726
Yeah and?

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>538571801
Very uncalled for

>>538572239
Me

>>538571435
>>538572841
I am squinty

>>538572946
pffft okay

so far no one has posted the cephs I need

>>538573419
Then post it yourself retard

>>538573419
Be more specific instead of causing a level 5 teehee alert for naught.

>>538573874
>>538573679
no

>>538571101
>>538573419

open 2/4 if anyone else wants in

>>538573975
Well, I had the ceph you needed but now I'm going to go to Player Settings and turn it into a pink slopsuit veemo just to spite you.

>>538573419
who's the cephs you need?

>>538574039
got it, thanks

>>538574186
Sure why not.

>>538579714
oh shit i wasn't paying attention at all
i can reopen after this match

>>538580424
>start up game to join open
>Series has mincemeat clams
Never mind then.

>>538581260
Are you a masochist?

>>538581656
mincemeat clams is perfectly fine now though

>>538581260
????

I fucking hate wall so goddamn much.

>10 minute ban
GGs open

>>538584089
GGs p

>>538584089
>>538584127
GGs

>>538584532
GGs b

There should've been an emote where you hold a plush of an idol you like.

>>538584728
If I knew how to mod I would do that with the splatling emote.

>>538586240
>tfw otokoter never made a splatoon doujin

>>538584089
That is cute but does it have audio?

>we're at the point where miga cephs are actively defending squibaphelia
hm, maybe pedo-anon had a point

>>538587091
no you retard. refer to your strawman pic. 2d is not 3d.

>>538586828
It's silent.
https://x.com/RaiAzuma/status/1965070787817426965

Woomy can get it.

>>538590696
Now netorare the woomy

>>538590513
>>538590696
cute dykes

>>538590513
>>538590696
this is something I would write

average person who uses weapons I hate

>>538593253
That's me.

fsh?

>>538599270
Her field of view must be wide

>>538599743
yo

>>538600510
opening the room if you're still up, just saw this sorry

>10 minute ban
Oh well GG's

>>538602602
aw, ggs m

I like this game

I hate this game

I am indifferent to this game

I am partially fond but at times spiteful of this game

Why did Nintendo make them so sexy?

>>538599936
I don't know why the artist drew her eyes so retarded

>>538610721
She has brain problems

>>538610721
She sees a sexy weyyo and a vending machine

>>538584089
i like the single frame of frye feet

>>538610721
she got her chromosomes stolen

>>538625109
MY GENES ARE BROKEN
MY CHROMOSOMES STOLEN

>Nintendo Direct on Friday
Christ, please, I just need news on Raiders. Bonus if it gets a full release date. My proverbial money's on 2025, because Nintendo has a semi-habit of sitting on finished games and I have a hunch that it might be the case, truth be told.

woomigi

anyone wanna play some open?

sexy Agent 8 veemo

please for the love of god give us raiders news this general needs SOMETHING to talk about for a few days

Praying for zero raiders news

if they really wanted people to talk about the game again, they would've nerfed cooler a long time ago
but they don't want you talking about the game, you're stuck with your bayo until 4 drops, you're supposed to wind down, buy more nintendo products while you wait, and then happily spend six hundred dollars on spl4t and keep consuming
same with missiles and 99.9 in 2, same with qr and invincibility specials in 1, endgame splat, just like endgame smash, is always garbage, and will never be not garbage because that is the agenda
3 just has the honor of being a splatoon game that has never been good in the first place, fundamentally fucked from day 1 and continued to be ruined more and more

Fuck raiders and fuck janitor apps

>>538628860
shut up faggot

>>538628380
I will hold us over with the utsu

>>538625608
Like it might have been started as a switch 1 game but hit hardware limits early on?

Maybe.

>>538632032
more like it started as a switch 1 game but fuckawa wanted to up the game's price from 60 dollars to 580 dollars

>>538628671
I was hoping there was a game named zero raider
I could link as a joke but all i could find was WoW guild.

>>538632312
no thanks, i don't want a sub 30fps game with stutters below 720p

>>538632656
youll buy it anyway

>>538632757
yes? because it's now 60fps.

Who doesn't own a Switch 2 at this point? Aren't you all good boy tendies?

>>538632656
the trailer made it look barely any better than 3, if they really got that bad at optimisation since then, then it's probably time to stop supporting them with your money
splat is not a demanding game, it's been running on ps3-tier hardware for the last decade, the only way to make it not do so is do something retarded like pump it full of gaytracing and shaders, but even those weren't present in the trailer

>>538633267
don't care, getting my 4k woomy feet.

>>538633046
some people don't have a lot of money

>>538633046
I can't picture owning a switch 2 and not getting splatoon 3.
Its pretty much the best multiplayer game on the console.

>>538625608
It's going to be a Metroid Direct, I doubt we'll see much of anything

>>538633634
nintendo doesn't do 15 minute segments on games anymore, those get dedicated presentations now

woemo?

>>538633634
>60 minutes general direct
>bro it'll just all be metroid trust me bro
you're lucky you have frye there or i'd call you a mean word...

>>538596016
>>538597134
Where will Orange-chan go next?

>>538634195
it'll be metroid, six farmpgs, acknowlegement of fast fusion's existence, a dozen multiplats (two of which are farmpgs), drag x drive dlc, and smash ultimate switch 2 edition announcement as "we have one more thing to show you".

>>538633304
Based
>>538634552
>smash ultimate switch 2 edition announcement
lol, best they're gonna do is patch the game so that there's no frame drops on Switch 2

>>538634552
retarded doomfag

>>538634812
piece of shit jap stole happyskys outfit

XIVG IS THE MOST POPULAR GENERAL ON /VG/
WE LOVE OUR PEDOPHILE DISCORD CLIQUES
WE GET EEPY WITH OUR EBINS AT THE MOVIE MEETS~
BILL COSBY WALKS US DOWN THE RED CARPET TO MAKE US FEEL LIKE WE AT THE GRAMMY'S!!!

XIVG IS THE MOST DOMINANT /VG/ GENERAL ON THIS PLATFORM.
WE HOUSE PEDOPHILES OF ALL KIND TO RAPE CUNNY
WANT TO TOUCH KIDS? COME JOIN OUR EBINS IN THE DISCORDS.
WE GET EEPY AT OUR MOVIE NIGHTS. ITS LIKE BEING AT THE GRAMMY'S WITH BILL COSBY.

XIVG IS THE MOST POPULAR GENERAL ON /VG/
WE LOVE OUR PEDOPHILE DISCORD CLIQUES
WE GET EEPY WITH OUR EBINS AT THE MOVIE MEETS~
BILL COSBY WALKS US DOWN THE RED CARPET TO MAKE US FEEL LIKE WE AT THE GRAMMY'S!!!

XIVG IS THE MOST DOMINANT /VG/ GENERAL ON THIS PLATFORM.
WE HOUSE PEDOPHILES OF ALL KIND TO RAPE CUNNY
WANT TO TOUCH KIDS? COME JOIN OUR EBINS IN THE DISCORDS.
WE GET EEPY AT OUR MOVIE NIGHTS. ITS LIKE BEING AT THE GRAMMY'S WITH BILL COSBY.

XIVG IS THE MOST POPULAR GENERAL ON /VG/
WE LOVE OUR PEDOPHILE DISCORD CLIQUES
WE GET EEPY WITH OUR EBINS AT THE MOVIE MEETS~
BILL COSBY WALKS US DOWN THE RED CARPET TO MAKE US FEEL LIKE WE AT THE GRAMMY'S!!!

XIVG IS THE MOST DOMINANT /VG/ GENERAL ON THIS PLATFORM.
WE HOUSE PEDOPHILES OF ALL KIND TO RAPE CUNNY
WANT TO TOUCH KIDS? COME JOIN OUR EBINS IN THE DISCORDS.
WE GET EEPY AT OUR MOVIE NIGHTS. ITS LIKE BEING AT THE GRAMMY'S WITH BILL COSBY.

>>538634195
>60 minutes general direct
59 minutes of it will be this image
The last minute of it will be some random intern say yeah we got shit coming out in a few months please buy it.

Good morning, /ink/. Been a while.

>>538635574
henlo

>>538635574
Very good enemy.

>>538635574
Morning anon

iwt kiss harmony and have her drool toxins kill me

>>538634195
>utsu poster
>is retarded
nah the shoe fits

>>538636306
I joked about splatoon 3 getting a temporary update when raiders launched because deep cut goes missing.
Now i want to see harmony fill in.

sheldon's picks reveal in the friday direct.
no raiders news.

Namedrop /ink/ers you think should get a kick on their balls/boobs.

>>538637208
utsu posters are the brightest of /ink/ you take that back

>>538642637
Your favorites.

No one posts proof of a direct

>>538643409
nobody's spoonfeeding you.

>>538642000
Would honestly be better to get another update for the game that's currently playable

>>538643409
ok

>currently playable
that's a stretch

>>538644169
everything gets sprinkler ink vac

>>538641857
As do I but I add in Acht. That way Harmony & Acht can host the news for 2-3 weeks before Raiders is released. You could even go the extra step and have Octavio take Big Man's spot and he can hold the TV.

>>538644169
Fuck that, why put more makeup on a corpse? Especially when it's shit like buffing .gal, I rather they put 100% of their focus into Raiders so it doesn't come out half-assed like side order

>>538646343
>half-assed like side order
Raiders was supposed to be the third dlc. it's already too late.

>>538646343
it takes about 2 minutes to make a new kit for a weapon

>>538646709
Raiders would have been half assed if they they kept it as DLC #3. Seeing the response to SO being why are you giving me this half assed mode. They turned it into a full game so it won't be half assed

>>538647087
But they half-assed 3

>>538647151
they half-assed 2 actually

>>538647179
2 was quarter-assed

I just want some full ass this time

the truth is, they'v half-assed all three games. this series is built on being half-assed.

>>538646783
nta but that's precisely the reason a lack of third kits for a full year since the final regular kits was so weird and left the game feeling incomplete going into Grand Festival lol

>>538646783
i mean, if you don't balance shit and just randomly dartboard a bunch of them, sure. what was the third undercover kit, again? oh yeah, it's so worthless that you don't even remember it has a third kit.

>>538647151
SP is fine its better than 2's
MP is half assed otherwise we wouldn't have the great idea of hey lets put a pole on the stage that will fix the problem.
Raiders is SP so I expect it to be good

>>538647590
I can remember nearly every kit in every game without looking them up actually.

>>538647697
Single player has never been worth playing this series for, even OE is only good compared to the dreg that came before (and after) it

>>538647697
alterna is good, on par with octo expansion
side order is weak, it's got some great ideas and polish but the entire system it's built on is not structurally sound and leads it to feeling same-y, grindy and way too easy
it's somehow both too random to coordinate your build most of the time and too easy to become stupidly overpowered regardless

Alterna is actually better than OE but no one's ready for that conversation

>>538648901
I only prefer Octo Expansion more for the vibes

>>538648901
agreed
it's essentially just OE but with a comfy overworld
>muh difficulty
just pick the alternate weapons then, OE wasn't hard at all either, you just sucked.

>>538648150
Only playing for the MP its no wonder you must hate this game.

>>538648389
Alterna is better than 2's hero mode but it still feels and plays like OE easy mode
SO yeah the ideas are good but the execution of it wasn't. It was half assed and really shows when other games of the same type do it way better.
>coordinate your build
I gave up on that a long time RNG never plays nice in this area I get a partial build like I want then the game goes nah no more of this for you.

>>538648901
Whats wrong anon couldn't beat Girl Power Station?

>>538649632
Meme

>>538650731
>Whats wrong anon couldn't beat Girl Power Station?
Both OE and Alterna needed a lot more levels like that one

I swear to god if I hear one more zoomer complain about how hard Girl Power station is, I'm forcing them to play something actually hard like Touhou. Literally just DONT SHOOT THEM EARLY. YOU'RE ON A TIMER JUST LET THEM SPAWN NATURALLY

>>538650731
1. girl power isn't hard
2. something being hard doesn't make it good

I don't remember much of octo expansion except for Agent 3 cheating.

>>538650731
SP content in Splatoon are glorified tutorials for multiplayer, they're not thrilling or difficult at all.

>>538651830
it's not hard in the grand scheme of things
it's just harder than the rest of the levels and requires you to both figure things out and multitask, and most of all, it requires you to remain in control and be constantly active, something that the game is built around
it's the closest singleplayer level to the actual multiplayer experience, and in general one of if not the best-designed singleplayer levels in the entire series
>>538652081
agent 3 didn't cheat, outside of having 300 health but she is guranteed to roll and disengage after every 100 so effectively 100
>muh infinite specials
she charges them by inking, what a novel concept
>three splashdowns
beta version of splat3 triple splashdown, also compensation for the fact that you get to ink between rounds and she never does, with a triple splashdown she's supposed to start at turf advantage but even that is foiled even by casuals because instead of running away from her literally everyone just circles the pillar and she only gets a quarter of the space
>rolls with a shooter
dualies are baisically two half-shooters, and her roll is shitty and only makes her more vulnerable
>autobombs
autobombs' oneshot radius is tiny but chip radius is deceptively big, and you get oneshot by anything with armor broken and can't escape its outer radius because you're slow, it's deliberate, to prevent you from trying to make use of the armor

>>538642000
>>538644253
We will be getting official Mouse controll for Splatoon 3.

>>538653557
>WORD WORDS WORD
Yeah. That's cheating.

>>538654393
it's supposed to match an average 1v1 shootout in ranked and it's honestly still much easier than fighting japanese machine gods

>>538653053
>Doesn't play things for fun
You must be a boring person

1king fiss?

>>538655191
Okay.

>>538655191
Do you have room for a yeb and a weyy.

>>538655879
>>538656198
Give me a moment, monitor is not picking up my switch.

Direct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWIEv_aksvo

>>538655191
ill join!

Sorry for the delay, fish room going up now.

>>538642637
In order from the posts earlier we got
>>538571435 Saber (balls)
>>538571454 Grezar (boobs)
>>538571653 Goji (balls)
>>538572035 Mikkel (boobs)
>>538572273 panic (balls)
>>538572841 Gurkan (boobs)
>>538573565 Great Tusk (balls)
>>538576509 Fantasy (boobs)

>>538659428
did you mean to type manboobs? all these niggas are dudes, dude

>>538659428
You skipped me?

>>538659428
Extra! Extra!

>>538659707
>dudes
you were supposed to say trannies for maximum effect

GGs

>>538659428
wrong
one of them has both Grezar and Gurkan (boobs)

ggs fish is so FRGGIN dumB

We saved the world once again, thanks a lot for playing stinky woomy, friendlier woomy and gay yebberfriend.
Thanks a lot for the fsh, take care!
>>538661149
ur woomy looks like a smallfry

ggggggs slom!

>>538660681
The first one on the list might be one, only those kinds use that ugly eye color on their cephs

When will these stupid yebbies learn that preaching about allowing weapons outside of turf war makes you a target?

>>538659707
Yeah sure, and they’re getting kicked “on” their manboobs

woomies
percolating

next game will have customizable idols

>>538662608
Instead of drinking coffee they can just drip through the grounds themselves.

>>538662712
Eh maybe. Id rather they do a rotation.
Cycling each idol every day. Maybe having guest hosts from the major bands.

have two warring idol groups that fight each other between stage rotations to be hosts of the news

>>538659428
i dont know who the others are but thats not panic or fantasy

>>538663018
I think they can do idols that are custom cephs from other players

>>538664101
I know it’s weird seeing /ink/ cephs in different attire but it’s them, speaking from experience.

>>538664654
It's them, they both have multiple outfits.

Nintendo won’t leave us hanging on Friday. They’ll give us more animations for the Nintendo Today app!

>>538665702
>>538664101

>>538664101
>t. hasn't played in a PB

>>538666125
Not just that
>t. hasn’t even viewed pb photoshoots

>>538660451
i have something special for you jenna ;)

>>538632312
That faggot Jewed former EUjew bean-counter needs to be fuckin' fired, especially out of a fucking cannon into the sun.

>>538667986
I wonder what it could possibly be
Who is this btw

>>538672089
Brian
I'm from london

marie after she sees agent 4 (yebby) playing in traffic (again)

Ahchoomy!

Weyyo

>>538672946
???
Why are you br*tish

>>538674890
YEBBY?

salmon?

Today is a good day :)

>>538543261
my wife

>>538556837
callie about to open a dark fountain

WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMYYYYY!!!!!!

>>538677653
Still salmon?

Woomy!

>>538680507
yes, opening

thinking about how the devs completely expected Callie to win the final Splat 1 fest and they accidentally gave some of Marie's victory lines to her instead

>>538680924
what?

>>538680924
I want the initial design doc for s2, what the plan was before Marie actually won

>>538682057
simple translation error when going from JP to EN

>>538682868
probably the exact same but marie is the one who gets brainwashed instead

Reminder that the de facto losers of Grand Fest are getting a full next-gen console exclusive spin-off and the winners got nothing, get fucked

>>538682868
Callie was the loser early in development, if they ever release AU stuff it's probably just character swapped.

>>538683474
She's still a loser ahaha

frye is the only one to not get sad because of splatfests because she's mentally eel

Oh I got mogged that last wave

>>538683289
>thong strap, hi heels, short skirt, latex
>womb tattoo, breath play, mindbroken
Thank you nintendo

>>538682986
>>538683289

i just want the multiplayer to be good bwos

S1 single-player: good
S2 single-player: decent, derivative
OE single-player: good
S3 single-player: decent, derivative
SO single-player: shit
Raiders single-player: shit, derivative (?)

>>538685704
None of the single player modes are good. Play real videogames.

Side Border because im bored when i play it

gggggggggsssssssssssss Y
thanks a lot for fishing

>>538685986
Such as?

>>538686224
Deus Ex.

no fucking way is marina 5'11"

>>538686887
We don't count her tentacles in that measurement

>>538686129
GGs K! Nice fugs and nice gold!

>>538687293
fat woomy

Notice anything?

how do i make splatoon fun for myself again

>>538688095
color lock colors?

>>538688095
She's in a slutty pose?

>>538688594
stop allowing yourself to get mad at a videogame for primarily children
don't beat yourself up over losses
take breaks when you stop having fun

>>538688095
there's a ceph in that picture

>>538688594
Stop playing 3

>>538688095
I see a veemo

>>538688095
>colored finger tips
Too old.

>>538688594
Don't come here

>>538688594
Squidbag clanfags and sit in spawn when things go downhill

>>538693083
disgusting

>>538693083
the fuck is this article trying to convey? It constantly keeps flipflopping between who the stalker is

>>538693485
MTL moment

>>538693894
>oh shit, stepped on poop again

>>538694330
>he stepped on /ink/ again

>>538694795
Keeping fresh grilled salmon from woomy li'Judd is evil

I can't focus because my titties are leaking :(

i'm surprised idol contacts never became pieces of gear like the regular ones

>>538697892
This squigger is a fucking weirdo.

>>538697965
Also outfits
>squid sisters outfits unavailable to protect their image
>only oth oe outfits available
>dc is so poor they need to sell merch

>>538698642
i meant more so because contacts are low effort, but squid sister clothes would be nice or at the very least themed clothing

boom headshot

Man I feel like I got a hole in my throat... Anyway anyone wanna fish?

>>538700000
i can fish
is everything ok anon? sick?

>>538700000
No but nice digits.

>>538700137
Looks like that anon got exactly what he asked for.. fsh

>>538700000
goddamn

watch out, woomy is sniping

>>538700137
Think I am, seasonal flu probably, at least my voice is deep enough now to sing lullaby by qotsa :)
Opening room in like 3 minutes

>>538700469
The only MH thing I know is Kirin armor and none of those are Kirin.

>>538700819
bed-breaking sex with her woomy

>>538700469
voting for nargacuga because lucy was my favorite monster to hunt

>>538700747
ok anon, just dont push yourself too much and get lots of water

opening fish room!

>>538701042
Drank like 4 bottles already lol

grizzco what the hell was that?

Do you think Agent 4 has ever been swatted considering their house is on a public map?

>>538702813
Agent "Who?" 4 lives in the sticks and doesn't even get the mail delivered to their place.

heck sorry M, my bb was too late

sex with small-breasted woomies

>>538703557
Retarded nigger faggot

>>538705393
Least bigoted /ink/er

shoot stamperniggers in the neck

>>538701105
gggggggggggggggssssssssssss M
comfy boros kills

>>538706913
GG's K, and S! Nothing but bronze lol
Don't worry about the bb, I forgot I had ink strike that round and didn't use it lmao

>>538706038
Why do you hate stampers anon

>>538707038
yeah its sad we only got garbage from boros
bet if we failed to kill it we would have gotten a pitty gold at least
also the first rounds were totally out of hand, felt like HLM almost

Burger King chicken sandwiches are kind of tasty, woomy like

>>538707306
Funny enough I blame those berry slop suiters, everything about them was the exact cliché about berry suiters

All bow to the Queen

>>538705393
but when I say it, I get banned. janny spotted

>>538705983
sexo

>>538708967
She kinda reminds me of Le Triomphant

can miga-anon make her skin lighter?

>>538717594
queen

>>538714491
Here.

>>538718475
You changed nothing in the image faggot

hello fish?

I will bet $0.03 that the new enemy will be yet another variant of octotrooper.

>>538724431
or
>inkling, but mindbroken

>>538724431
pay me in advance

>>538724515
so an octoling level in all but name

marie will be in the game in a wheelchair (she is old)

>>538724431
the octarian conflict has concluded, you're really dumb for thinking they’d use them for a fourth time

>>538725168
no these are octotroopers in a different color
so its different

>>538724586
nintendo is not very creative when it comes to singleplayer missions

Single player in splatoon isn’t really fun or rewarding

>>538727248
>>538727316
it better be more than just extended hero mode

because Nintendo is afraid to do anything different so Splatoon's story modes will always be mid

all the idols will have a brainwashed version and you'll have to beat them one by one
even big man

>>538724431
You probably made this bet about Side Order before the Jelletons were revealed

>>538727495
no because those were already revealed early, the little fish things.
Still, they copy-pasted the Octoling levels from every other singleplayer.

Fuck that, I feel like Splatoon3's storymode was Nintendo 'testing' how an open world type of gameplay would do with audiences. Raiders will be this but fully fleshed out, with a huge map to explore and a lot of different types of upgrades to unlock, and there will probably be a central hub/home area with a lot of customization options to keep people playing longer. It's gonna be fuckin gas.

Agent 4 or no buy.

>>538727556
>no because those were already revealed early, the little fish things.
What, like the 80% of the Side Order reveal that was just concept art and storyboards that didn't end up in the final product?

>>538728114
Don't remind me please, all that wasted potential just to get baby's first roguelite

>>538728431
it was always gonna be a roguelite though
even the bankara walker artbook can back that up

Nogami needs more money to make wimy real.

>>538728582
I know that, I just wasn't expecting such a poor effort

Sex with woomy.

callie butt

>>538727628
The game could be boring or really easy, but I'm here to enjoy my time with it; be it open world or not.

This fish needs to show up in Raiders or splat 4. Just look how cute this little fishy is

>>538738937
Yebby just ate it by mistake.

>>538739027
Yebby has committed murder and will be sent to prison for his crime.

>>538738937
>>538739027
fat veemo ate those food

>>538736075
mmmmmmmm

this friday, nintendo will announce
woomy

I can't believe Super Marie Cousins is the new Mario 3D game.

>>538741620
Deadass I want of full section dedicated to it, not 30 seconds and a "stay tuned for more on twitter over the course of DAYS". Full fucking trailer and a goddamned breakdown.

>>538742075
it's a hour long direct, there should at least be 5 minutes dedicated to it. Isn't this game all but confirmed for the holidays?

>>538742345
>Isn't this game all but confirmed for the holidays?
no?
usually a game reveal with no release date is at minimum a year away from release.

you are not entitled to an early game release
or any game release, really

Super Splatoon Maker

>>538742345
>all but confirmed for the holidays?
This is just pure cope by this point
No its zero confirmed anything it'll be out sometime next year. Or 2027 if they fuck something up in development