Thread 538516138

>>538408916

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
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>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>underground regular tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc
>registration
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/18_4a0TdrNtKh-9IWXSX9CWyqhsebUP0jruGIgdPN89A
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug

>no Cirno OP
>no Haru Urara OP
Faggot

Koito big win

>>538516561
Mahjong?

>no Silksong OP
this was the final straw

>>538516620
Clown birthday is also today faggot

>>538516561
Did you know there are other boards and threads where you can discuss things unrelated to mahjong? I thought that was interesting.

>>538516138 (OP)
please add the lobby

>Custom Lobby
635535 (Memesura)
276001 (JPML)

>>538516848
Go back to Gooning!

Anyone else getting their logs stuck at 70% loading every now and then?
Fucking annoying

>>538516804
This guy's birthday is also today faggot

>>538516848
but this thread is on this board

>>538517158
Who?

>>538517194
Is also on this board >>>/vt/104351807

>can't for the life of me figure out the parry timing for Nine Sols
It's over, I've gotten old... Go on without me, youngins...

>>538517158
Yet you haven't mentioned it or made it the OP image? Mega faggot

>Cirno dying
>Horse birthday
>Joker day
Busy day

WWYD

>>538516138 (OP)
>using the same OP image for the 10th time
Shills sure are working overtime

>>538517073
>tourney that's ended
>lobby used by six guys who already follow it
why?

>>538517443
Eat the HCl and accept death

>>538517297
>they have a relevant birthday op

>>538517571
for your consideration

>>538517409
https://x.com/BunbunmaruPage/status/1962666786827968708
Cirno died a week ago

>>538517443
call cupronickel

>>538517706
9 days of mourning

>>538517158
Statistically, an anon here shares the same birthday

>>538517860
True since we have two anons sharing 'Biki's birthday

>>538517860
I share a birthday with the dead horse.

>>538517993
I'd beat her

>>538517571
It's not the same. Unlike certain ugly hags, popular characters get a lot of art.

I should commission some cute Chihori

>>538517617
That would be very salty.

>>538518486
For you

>>538517993
You forgot a spot on the bottom left.
xenia-2.png

I may have dealt in but the bot says it's digital so morally I win.

umapyoi! umapyoi!

>>538518923
Cynthia would always say this

>>538518918
What does this image even mean?

>>538519219
Lasers are red, silly. Blue just isn't as energy efficient.

>>538519298
@grok is this true?

>>538519491
Most lasers aren't actually red - that's a misconception. Lasers come in many colors across the spectrum: red, green, blue, violet, infrared, ultraviolet, and others.
The color depends entirely on the laser medium (the material that generates the light) and its energy level transitions. Here's what determines laser color:
Red lasers (like helium-neon at 633nm) became common early because:

Helium-neon gas mixtures were among the first practical laser media developed
The specific energy transitions in this system happen to produce red light
They were relatively easy to manufacture consistently

Blue lasers exist too - they're just newer and were harder to develop:

Blue diode lasers use gallium nitride semiconductors
These materials were much more challenging to manufacture with the required purity
Blue laser diodes only became commercially viable in the 1990s-2000s

The real constraint isn't physics favoring red - it's engineering history. We got good at making red lasers first because the materials and techniques were more accessible with earlier technology.
Today you can easily buy blue, violet, green, and red lasers. The pointer market just stuck with red as the standard because they were cheapest for decades, creating the impression that lasers "should be" red.
Does this clarify the underlying physics versus the historical accident of which colors we developed first?
-Claude

You aren't a true horse fan unless you've watched all the Yellowstone seasons and the spinoffs

>>538519626
>You aren't a true horse fan
True, I'm not.

>>538519626
>You aren't a true horse fan
True, I am a horse.

>win once
>fucking die
mahjong

>>538520347
Sprout is dead!!!???

>>538518712
It would be nice if you could display both the post image and the emote from the filename.

>>538520626
no it wouldn't

>>538520678
aiharamai-8.png

10hu players dama too much

>>538520347
But her win happened six years ago?

>>538518712
Did you do this manually?

>>538522110
Y-yes.

>>538520347
boushu bros...

>>538522243
Godbless.
I thought I was retarded. I've been doing it manually too and I was hoping there was a better way, but we truly are just cavemen.

>>538522395
Doing it manually is what allows it to be a Mahjong SOUL emote.
fujitakana-1.png

I honestly like retarded cynthia more than small dick humiliation cynthia

I like all cynthia versions except the original one.
/mjg/ managed to rewrite her multiple times in all better characters than the original.

>>538523006
many such cases

>character with no personality whatsoever
>only carried by godlike emotes and retarded shitposts

>>538523150
so every character posted in this general

>>538523150
There is not a single genuinely compelling character in majsoul

>>538523150
But enough about kodomo

Thanks to the anon who was talking about Go!Go!7188 a while back; I absolutely love Tategami.

what did Haruna mean by this

>>538523259
>>538523345
>albino holy crusader with cool prosthetics, and a relic sword that can set itself on fire, on a mission to destroy an evil secret organization
>she's also a dork with terrible taste
I'm sorry, but you will kneel to her koolness and depth of character.

when will /mjg/ save this character?

>>538517129
No issues, what client are you using?

>>538523826
Regular client

>>538523905
Now turn the coffee into cum

>>538523905
Imagine her dropping scalding hot coffee all over her legs and being unable to do anything about it but scream in blistering agony

>>538523969
Wack. I assume you tried restarting the browser? Occasionally mine at work fucks up loading if it’s been too long.

>>538523238
>yagi the reddit
>god tier emotes
it's just a shit and boring character all around.

>>538524237
No the browser client works fine, it's the regular client that locks up. Restarting it does fix it though.

>>538523527
I'll explain it, because it seems the joke is too complicated for you. It requires some basic knowledge of literature.
Haruna just doesn't want to be a Jew.

>>538523345
You're wrong, this guy is literally me

It took them years to finally give Yagi Yui a character story. That's how boring she is.

>>538523345
I don't care about their personalities. It's a gacha game, it's not a visual novel, no matter how many ADV elements it incorporates in some retarded minigames. I just want girls to be hot.

>>538524448
>Woke up today with a back pain so bad I could barely breathe.
It's so fucking over. Mahjong.

Late night ossan mahjong
https://youtu.be/tMBa3tpuJeg

Steve's story next year and it will rival Umineko/The Brothers Karamazov in depth and length.
Followed by an anime adaptation by Ufotable.
And 6 more outfits.

>>538524995
ryukishiGOD is not equal to FRAUDtoevsky

>>538519619
No emdash?

Aru Urara...

Guys, help! I'm suffocating!

>>538525736
I see at least 3.

>>538524493
And they spent the most money and time on it even going as far as adding extra voice lines to the characters and make an alternative CG for the ending

>>538525914
Those are hyphens.

We're all going to die someday...

>>538525736
I'm a typography autist and I always took special care when typing anything (especially when it comes to dashes, quotation marks, etc.), but now I'm afraid people will think it's an LM writing my articles, because of the em dash being a dead giveaway, since it seems no one nowadays can use it properly.

>>538526019
What the fuck, I didn't know about the voice lines and extra CG. Well played, Yui.

>>538517586
If eight guys follow it, then they can play two games at once!!

>>538526554
I say alternative CG but it's really just her smiling on one of them and her not smiling on the other
Still a big step forward compared to the still images we got before
Also her sprite is blinking during the story giving a more "Live2D" feel as usual in VNs nowadays

>>538526641
tokighost is a pervert?!

>>538523905
Café latte...
Café mocha...
Cappuccino!

What would've happened if the mercury poisoning anon actually toki'd? Is turning into a minichara ghost and guiding other anons during play actually possible?

>>538526389
>an LM
...

for me it would be haunting league streams with moaning noises

>>538527221
only if anon loved us very very much
like saki levels of love

>>538527293
An El Em

>>538527293
Yes? A language model. That is what they are called.

>>538527293
an /ɛl ɛm/ (first sound being a vowel)

>>538526389
I use the sentence structure of not only...but also a lot. And since I learned most of my writing from emulating lab papers, my professional writing style is fucked.

I actually started word-associating Cynthia emotes with "horsey"

>>538527658
...what?

>>538527746
Whenever someone posts Cynthia I automatically think "horsey"

Guys, it's not a "language model," it's an artificial brain created by itself with quantifiable information and we should vote for it to become our president and replace judges.

>>538527858
It can't even get my Taco Bell order right
I was in the news, I am the guy who overloaded their AI with thousands of drinks

>>538526978
I doubt she spent so much time on Ryuuka's lap just because it she was tired.

SEX with CYNTHIA

Janitor applications are now being accepted. Click here to apply.

Don't mind me, just involuntarily hijacking anon's brain.

>>538528048
>a form to fill
LEAVE THIS TO ME

KIMI NO AIBA DA

>>538527597
>>538527447
Sorry, I thought that the uses of the 'a' and 'an' articles were solely dependent on the letter, but seems like the sound is actually the indicator of which to use, even in writing.

>>538528152
they're stealing our emotes

>>538528162
Aru, stop that right now!
>8j0ng

>>538528048
They rejected my application 3 times already, I even said I'd take half of the wage being offered.

>>538527610
>I use the sentence structure of not only...but also a lot.
I sometimes catch myself using a particular sentence structure a few times in a short time interval and I feel embarrassed when I play it back in my head, realizing how retarded it must've sounded to anyone paying attention.

>>538528283
>ESL
lol

>>538528152
Are we just this influential or is this some /mjg/ ran tourney?

>>538527610
I occasionally use the subjunctive.

will I lose my broom if I don't ban people posting nsfw images here?

hgg2d tourist here, hello bwos!

>>538528048
someone should become one for this general specifically. We used to have our own janny once

Is Cynthia the face of /mjg/ now?

>>538528283
It's fine, anon, I hope you're gonna use it properly from now on!

>>538528646
hello bro
FYI more hgg2d regulars played Splushwave mahjong games than mahjong general regulars
have a nice day

just saw a blob

>>538528756
Thank you.

>>538528152
do umanigs even understand these references?

>>538528714
Face on the /mjg/ milk carton, yeah.

>>538528930
this was made by /doko/

>>538528436
/mjg/ runs at least five generals on this board alone so take a guess

>>538528436
Yes. It's ran by S496.

>>538529003
>/doko/
Anon, I...

>>538529003
Close! It's a 4han tourney

>>538529131
>>538529225
https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/1882051/#1904670

>>538529315
It was posted on 4han first

>>538529385
That post is a month old

>>538528152
Can someone post the Machikane Fukukitaru and Rice Shower emotes? They're not on the booru, and I can't find them in the archives.

>>538524160
Anon she can stand up, the wheelchair is just there for mentaru damage.

>>538529315
/doko/ is an emjaygee colony thoughbeit?

>>538529431
My point exactly

I'm getting the broom

>>538529554
Post the 4han link then

>>538529639
>post the link to an archived thread when there is no archive
Bravo retard

>>538529767
>there is no archive
spotted the 4han newfag

>>538529849
Show me the archive then

>>538529767
>no archive
>oldest 4han thread right now is from May anyways
(You)

>>538529569
Was it online?

>>538529921
https://arch.repo.rigged.moe/mjg/

>>538529973
why is our oldest thread from 2chan?

>anons are still visiting that IP grabber site
so tiresome

>>538529569
LOL

>>538530064
MY IP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>538530086
no wonder it's only jeets now

>>538530041
may is 5ch

why would anyone want to know where I pee?

>>538530064
I can just give you mine if you want
192.168.1.1

>>538530294
That's my IP!

>>538523527
BG reminds me of that lolige where you have to fiddle with one on every piece of equipment in a playground.

>>538530418
Wasn't your IP 127.0.0.1?

>>538530224
5ch has no images and may has images, it's 2chan

1.1.1.1

255.255.255.255

>>538528152
If/mjg/ ran GFL, I might return to that game...

6.9.6.9

>>538530505
That one's mine too!

>>538530505
my loopback is actually disabled so it's 10.0.0.1

>>538530815
that's all the miko tranny plays now

>>538530841
Aru, your opsec reps...

>>538528152
Can someone who can edit this doc add freaky diamond

>unable to type signing anymore since I always type it as singing
it's over for me

I FORGOT HOW TO SING UP

>>538526389
You can just include the word nigger in your text so people know a genuine human wrote it.

>>538528152
when was this made? I wasted my time watching some 'tuber guides

>>538531078
I did it in my thesis but I did it with the starting letters of a sentence

>>538531078
unironically this is not such a bad idea
it will become a call sign for people not deprived of their souls
terry was right

>>538528603
>ESL
Give us a needlessly subjunctive sentence.

>>538531464
Is a Saki x Riichi City collab possible? If so, would we get even lewder sprites for sakis?

brb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzdUCdIeswQ

>>538532448
God I hope so

>>538532448
In theory yes, but only the giga titty ones. Flatties have 0 chance.

>>538532448
If Frank makes a Saki collab with Touka I will never say anything bad about the client ever again

Would /mjg/ think less of me if I decide to get Momo's summer outfit?

uuuooooooh momochan unyuuuu timeee!

I guess that's a yes...

>>538533548
hmmmm nyo.

>>538532827
I bought it and started winning

uhhh fujikeks are you just going to let 40 dollers run away like that?

>>538532448
Nodoka but even bigger mahjongas

Momo! Yet again my relative threatens to send me to the retirement home. Tell him something, shoo him away!
Ah, thanks. Hope he won't bother us anymore.

>>538532448
Frank said that his inspiration for Riichi City's setting with the schools and teams is Saki. I don't know what's stopping him from getting a Saki collab since Squeenix seems to pimp out the Saki IP to almost anyone, but it shouldn't be impossible. Maybe he's just too poor for it at the moment.

>>538534609
He stopped sponsoring Furinkeks, it's over.

>>538534609
His inspiration was actually mjs given how much he copied

>>538532448
Possible, they do all sorts of collabs and they already did Akagi&Ten collab.
Lewder maybe, probably not as lewd as the RC OC outfits but more than the MJS Saki ones.

>>538534609
Riichi City's setting is obviously straight from Blue Archive. It's techno future Tokyo with magical animal girls.

>>538528685
>he doesn't know

>>538534864
The inspiration for MJS was also Saki and the devs said they liked Mako and hoped to make green-haired anime girls more popular

>>538535046
And boy oh boy, they did.

>>538535046
It worked

>>538534974
That's the setting for a lot of shit. And if Frank was a BAggie, he would've put in more lolis. There are only like, three max in RC.

>>538535329
Don't argue with baggots they play only one game like genshin fans

Rewatch Saki once again. You'll see that Nodoka was playing online on Mahjong Soul... in 2006?!

>>538535046
Green is the strongest color, after all

>>538535447
It's tenhou retard.

I just witnessed Nine Gates in ranked sanma

>>538535437
I literally play Blue Archive, mahjong, and Silksong

>>538535753
>sanma
This is a mahjong thread, buddy, I think you got the wrong door.

>>538535592
But bunnies are the ones into cuckoldry?

All 'mas are valid. Sanmaphobes are not welcome in our community.

>>538535046
well well well

>>538535825
as I said, one game

>>538536102
Doesn't look like it.

>>538536158
>All 'mas are valid.
Even umas?

>>538536541
you get uma in every game

Is Nodoka even good? Whenever she plays she just luckshits hanemans, that's not skill.

>>538536589
Everyone in the loading screen is dead

>>538535886
link to sanma thread please?

>>538536780
>>538516138 (OP)

>>538536737
She's good in my heart

More like
sanmain't

>>538536737
I like how the idea of building valuable hands is so alien to this thread that it's just become "luckshidded"
You would never survive in the showa era

Shallma.

>>538537263
>building valuable hands
>look inside
>drawing perfect tiles (luckshitting)

Riichi Mahjong didn't exist until 2018

>>538536589
I don't give a shit about the game but the horse's story and death made me a bit sad.

I once won a manzu chuuren poutou in sanma

>>538537679
Seems pretty tasteless to me
They are racing to their deaths

Minna SAN, MAhjong wa itsumo yonma

>>538537702
not impressed unless it was pure

>>538537875
WWYD?

>>538538012
Boop it's nose

>>538538012
rotate it

>>538538012
grab it by the tail, that way it can't bite me

it's called stacking the wall and it's a skill

>>538530948
Done

I wish Toki was alive

>>538538012
Sharks are for petting.

Cup Noodles "Chargeman Ken! Magic Modification Edition"

>>538539026
Cup Noodle collabs are gay
JP McD collabs are where it's at

You got a little under 3 hours left to acquire the snake and/or the swimsuits.

But I already got the snek

>>538540657
I would rather save money.

>>538540772
And the swimsuits?

>>538540657
I want the hag swimsuit but I know i'm not gonna play her

>>538540657
I'll get them on the rerun

>>538541018
this but Chihori

>>538541018
They won't rerun it next year, don't regret it later.

>>538540657
I rolled 200 times and didn't get her. Lesson learned. I'm only rolling on collab banners. 300 faith ain't worth it.

Just saw someone with a weak anus

>>538541105
Hers is great too but I used all my jade on rolling snek

>>538541734
Stupid ninja, that's clearly a sex outfit.

>>538541734
mahjong?

Tourney stream koko
https://www.twitch.tv/atoru_mjg

>>538541734
Tits too big.

>>538543753
what tourney

>>538543949
The jade ranked tourney of course that you refuse to play

How many tourneys we had this year?

>>538544043
I can't play in jade anymore. I'm stuck in throne.

What goes wrong in your life that you act like this?

>>538544571
you wouldn't be here if you weren't also a schizo, all the normies are in the official discord

>>538544883
/mjg/ is normalfagcoded

>>538544883
Fuck the discord, they banned one of ours live

>>538545079
Discord is filled with fat balding trannies. Where are the little kodomos to fuck I was promised?

>what went wrong in your life that makes you like cute anime girls and mahjong
uhhh idk sorry for being born I guess lmao

>>538545480
In the may discord server ofc

>>538517948
'biki gang!

>>538545593
but that's fat balding ojiisans acting like cats!

>>538545742
Uh oh looks like you cant escape us jisans after all!

For me its may nyaggers posting food pictures when wagies are working

>RON
>SAN MAN NI SEN
SHIRANKATAAAAAAAAAA

Shimatta~

The snake outfit sucks

Majsoul Friends Room 82825(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=82825

>>538546084
Say it ain't hypnosis slop.

>TSUMO!
>tsumo
>
>300/500

>>538533405
Hina loves unyuu!

>>538540954
Fu-Ji-sama, think of my wallet, I still need to live.

>>538547660
Started!

>>538547746
It's Yani neko, the greatest manga ever made

>>538547619
the emote is pretty fun, but the bond outfit beats it in every other regard

Beating my snake rn.

Horsie died... BWEEEEEEEH

>>538549562
Just like everyone in this general will

>>538549780
Everyone but me

>>538549291
Is is really worth 1500 outfit vouches in that case?

>>538550512
absolutely not unless you're really into bondage or something

BED BREAKING ROUGH BREEDING SEX WITH THE INTENT OF REPRODUCTION WITH SNAKE AND NUN

i told myself i wouldnt join any friendlies till i finish my oc but im still not anywhere near finishing it now im afraid it will just become another one of my abandoned projects

>make a character
>name her Anju
>make another character
>name him Ju
>they're both goyim

birth is suffering, aging is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering; union with what is displeasing is suffering; separation from what is pleasing is suffering; not to get what one wants is suffering; in brief, the five aggregates subject to clinging are suffering.

HOW DO I DRAW THE SAME TILE 4 TIMES IN A ROW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS GAME

This bullshit game is always giving me the ippatsu of others. Holy fucking shit, I'm going to strangle a bitch.

>>538547660
>suutanki tenpai

>>538551526
Welcome back Kman

BASTAAARD BIIIITCH GIVE ME THE TSUMOOO!!!1

>>538547660
horrible game

Don't worry, we're the first generation that's gonna live forever. See you at League 100!

>>538551686
I fluked that one for a 4-sided sanankou I think.

>>538552621
come back

I'm better at mahjong than everyone else here

>iishanten for suushiihou
>nyagger redeems the tanyao
saars....

>>538547660
Back to 3/4!

I am as mediocre at mahjong as everyone else here

FUCK

>>538553364
Nice chuuriten poutou

>go to local mahjong meetup
>take off my shoes and socks so I can play better
>they yell at me and threaten to kick me out for being a disgusting freak
Why do Americans force people to wear shoes indoors?

>>538553565
Should've kept your socks on for maximum flow

>>538553565
poor saki anon...

>>538553565
>take off my shoes
civilized person
>and socks
immensely brown

>>538553565
you reek, son

7 spend (1) ticket on snake gacha in the final hour
quads dump it all.
anything else HOLD

Quick scoring test. Five waits, no dora and no riichi. What's the winning score for each tile?

>>538553729
>>538553936
Socks are unergonomic and make my toes feel muggy and compacted, which distracts me from focusing. Has anyone ever used one of those toe spreader things?

>>538554537
Tsumo or ron you nigger?

sorry I had to take a piss

>>538554537
>no riichi
couldn't be me

>>538551526
Isn't this good? this means you always know when to avoid tsumogiri and you can always cuck their ippatsus.

>>538554882
You should know both

>>538554537
>no riichi

>>538554537
assuming non-dealer ron
3p - 2000
4p - 1300
6p - 7700
7p - 5200
9p - 3900

>>538555092
nta but I know both but im not going to bother doing all of them

Didn't get snake. In fact didn't get any limited or collab character since I started playing two years ago. Well recent collab sucked and so did birdhag but I would've liked snakehag. Oh well. It can't be helped.

>>538555092
>have to write down 20 winning scores because you didn't specify dealer or non-dealer as well as tsumo or ron.

>>538555350
your sanshoku reps?

>>538555468
QUICK YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES YOU CAN STILL WHALE

>>538555418
nta but it's not like writing down ron payments after tsumo is that much extra work
I just won't write them down cuz I can tell them all just by looking so this exercise is not for me

>>538554285
I summoned in the last minute for good luck. I got the sparkler riichi stick, the one thing that I really wanted.
Good luck rituals work and astrology is real.

Got snake with f2p rolls, bought the outfit because FOMO, but this is the last time I pay for a png/gif/jpg.

>Time remaining
>Ended
And now we wait for a GOOD collab

>>538555595
thanks for reminding me

>>538555813
That's what they all say

I got the snake.

John Yostar here
since the snek event is over we would like to announce Saki collab part 3 thank you for your continued support.

>>538555595
Too late. Shan't spend more than a charm a month.
Only exception is if my main get an outfit.

>>538555980
please just add kuro

>>538547660
gg, thanks for the fun games

bot?

>>538547660
ggs, thanks for joining.

>>538556376
Room?

>>538556419
jade s2

>>538555918
unironically this, I always fall for fu ji's swan song

>>538556376
call rate seems very low for a bot. could just be a gold room sealclubber

>>538556846
then there's the complete opposite at the same table. you'll never guess his rank

>>538553565
>going barefoot in some public venue that's been stepped on by all kinds of people's shoes, all of which have been to unknown places
The only context I've seen complaints about taking off shoes and socks not being a thing is when visiting a person's house. Is taking them off in an outside facility a 3rd world thing?

>>538557098
i've seen M3s with stats like these

>>538557098
looks like average master 1 stats

>>538557203
correct!
>>538557156
perchance but atleast their 1st rate should be higher than their 4th

>>538556551
Leaning towards no just because tonpuu bots are too niche. I wouldn't put it past the Chinese to cheat in tonpuusen games though.

>>538557437
every jade lobby has 1-2 of these retards, so it doesn't come as a surprise to me at all

>>538557747
my jade lobbies always have three saint 3s in their celestial rank up game

>>538558357
Well if you were better than them you wouldn't be complaining

>>538558445
true. time to queue gold room

>>538558357
stop playing during bot hours then

>>538557098
ichihime-1.png

Can I buy horse glue made from race horses?

I think I understand now how some can get frustrated at mahjong. Usually I don't think about my rank, I see ranked merely as a way to raise my characters' bond points - but today after I lost the first game I played, I told myself that I won't stop playing until I'm net-positive in rank points for the day. It took me 19 east games.

>>538559145
Attachment is the root of suffering

>>538559145
Welcome to the club

>>538559145
>I told myself that I won't stop playing until I'm net-positive in rank points for the day.
I regret this every time and yet I keep doing it.

silksong is kicking my ass so I will play a much less frustrating and much more relaxing game: mahjong!
Majsoul Friends Room 70311(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=70311

>>538559689
>silksong is kicking my ass
if silksong is kicking your ass then you won't be able to handle me either

>>538559689
Mahjong is not a relaxing game!

>riichi nomi
>ura 3
Pure skill baby that’s how we do

>>538559689
2/4

>>538558357
I feel like all the saint 3s I've put in 4th are going to karmically bite me in the ass if I ever get that high
I can't imagine the asspain from losing 260+ points in one game, that's like two 1sts and 2nd just to make up

>>538560209
>names

>>538559689
3/4, one more!

Please do not deplore yourself.
Even if the world does not forgive you, I will forgive you.

Please do not deplore yourself.
Even if you do not forgive the world, I will forgive you.

So please tell me.
What will it take for you, to forgive me?

-Frederica Bernkastel

boring ahh jong, gonna go play MACHINE-CHILD

I'm at work

>>538559689
started, thanks for joining

>you can now get badges for yakumemes in memesura
why didn't they add it the last time memesura was on, i'd have like 17 of them

I've never gotten a yakuman in asura

>>538561238
is it because you never played it?

>>538561238
Maybe you suck at the game then

>>538561341
Correct.

>>538559689
silk issue

Once more into the silver room, for the last time, to sealclub.

>silksong
Haha yes I am so topical did you know that I am up to date on [CURRENT THING]? I love current thing I'm a huge fan of current thing I live for current thing my entire personality revolves around what other people are consuming and posting about online.

>>538562098
Cut him some slack. He's from d*scord.

>>538562264
Post the invite link sis

Does Cynthia have the saddest story of any /mjg/ character?

>>538561675
Good luck in silver room Hakurai

>>538562098
>>538562264
Who are you niggers talking about and why

>>538562675
N-names!

>>538561341
I think I got kazoe once with chinitsu ryanpeikou, I just am too efficient and don't have soul

>>538562420
If you didn't get one until now then not even dream about getting it

I missclicked the fucking Pon
I hate my life

>>538563756
Pung, my fellow yuropoor.

>>538563756
>2345s
>in a fit of delirium, discard the 4 instead of the 5
Still not turning on double-click discard.

>>538559689
God damn it I didn't notice the kandora
gg

>>538559689
gg

>>538559689
gg

>>538564105
Ah wait nevermind, no ura means no gyakuten
I was correct in hindsight

All right, I did it at last.

Evens get back on assetto corsa tomorrow
Odds pizza + mahjong
0 clean my house

>>538541734
Wait a minute, this isn't mahjong! This is anal sex!

>>538564261
Congrats anon. I will now leave a thumbs up on every 1400/2800 on my friends list

>>538559689
gg

>>538564325
D-did the driver died?

>>538562098
So true sister, have my upvote!

>>538564458
Probably not

>>538564458
They have fireproof suits and roll cages and shit, they're safe as houses

Is there anything more pathetic than getting to Master by playing silver room? Not even mortalbot cheaters would dare do so

I'll play mahjong next week

>>538565394
this is unironically good advice though, tilt queuing is never a good idea

>>538564652
>another person in the car
Designated tupapillu?

I only come back to mahjong for the regular tourneys, which I end up grinching anyway.

Is there a script to scrape amae? I need it for something.

>>538566079
stop putting anons in databases

>>538565919
Why does Kodomo have a game boy?

>>538566218
I'm not and even if I was I wasn't and you should basically stop asking questions if you know what's best for you.

I don't like databases

databased

H-Hayai

>>538566294
I own a GB with Pokemon Blue IRL

>>538562098
For me, it's consuming [OLD CHINESE THING]

>>538566808
I only have gen 1 and 2 in VC

>>538566294
She's a dickhead that wears retro stuff

The battery in my Pokemon blue died

>>538566808
I have 2 with red, blue, yellow, and japanese green

Majsoul Friends Room 63544(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63544

Join this room and a good joke will come to your mind 36 days from now.

>>538567095
The rental shitmons in pokemon stadium were making me angry so I got the gameboy to transfer evolved pokemon with non-shit moves

>>538567387
It's not that hard to solder a new one

>>538567525
I'm dying in 35 days so pass

>>538567525
We 2/4

>>538567525
3/4

>>538567576
It died 22 years ago and it had my black Friday toys r us mew on it,

>>538567632
You won't be missed

Authentic Hong Kong "Crispy Noodles with Pork" Recipe《肉絲炒麵》

>>538568023
But I'm that funny amaekoromo-0.png poster

>>538567525
Started

>>538562447
Finding out this song is some weird celebration of two guys who were confirmed guilty of murder by their own lawyer kind of ruined it for me.

>>538568415
You didn't learn about Sacco and Vanzetti in school?

>>538568526
Not an American so no.

>>538568415
That's what made me figure it was fine to use it for a silly emote edit. If they'd been innocent I probably would have gone with the Gakkou Gurashi ED.

>>538568415
But the Wikipedia article clearly implies they were executed because of racism?

I can't believe Cynthia is fucking dead

h e double hockey sticks

>>538568415
>confirmed guilty of murder by their own lawyer
Holy BASED truth seeker

>unlocked my mahjong superpower just by paying attention to the game instead of doomscrolling porn on my 2nd monitor the moment my haipai is trash or I deal in
Truly, I have seen.

>>538568526
Not an Italian so no.

>>538568415
>confirmed guilty of murder by their own lawyer
which is why you need 12 Angry Men on your side

I'm gonna need League 7 to be bigger than ever before so I can make the 12 Angry Jyanshis team.

I'm not angry though

>>538570472
I’ve seen you tilt.

>>538570049
It's only a real mahjong superpower if you announce it's name to the world every time you use it. Something like "Schwarzchild's Haipai" or "Shinsetsu Iipeikoufist Shinken: Ron of Laplace"

League 7 will have the Steve team

>>538567525
This m*le doesn't know it but this is the second time he's drawn the last possible tile

>>538570532
I only dama when I tilt

I only dama in friendlies

>>538569692
She was such a good friend to all

I do both

I can dama at will. My powers are not bound by thread etiquette.

Why wouldn't I dama if it's convenient for me? To not hurt your feefees? It's le hecking unfair? Are we not competing to win now?

>>538571625
>Are we not competing to win now?
No? It's a friendly.

I will dama because I can't jong and I drank all my water because reason

>>538571748
This is the laasti-me that you can do this

I guess I'll post a room at a different time

Total chiwhori death

Evens take a 10k loan out of my retirement when it goes up another 5th digit
Odds don't
0 kms

>>538571697
>It's a friendly so you have to play exactly as I want so I can win and you lose
?

>>538572278
Almost what I said. Keep it up

I just want to play good mahjong, why is that so bad?

>>538573442
Ranked Match might be for you, my friend

>>538573442
Because that makes the poster on top of you seethe with anger.

nooooo my nyakuten

>>538567525
ggs

Dama is more fun actually

>>538567525
ggs

>>538567525
ggs onee-samas

>>538573885
*pulls ur tongue out with tongs.

>dama
>good mahjong
kekw

Dama is a bad play 90% of the time. You're lowering your own hand's value for no reason other than to turn your ron into a random, senseless punishment. There are game theory reasons for doing it in ranked, but what's the point of playing friendlies with you if you're going to go out of your way to make it just as irritating as ranked?

I find enjoyment in making others mad

>>538573560
People in ranked don't play good mahjong

>>538574332
nah you're just coward

>>538574332
All you have to do is exist, luckshitter

>>538574508
not the point smartass

>>538574508
Have you considered that this might be a local issue?

I'm going to the parlor where people who daiminkan get punched

I'm going to alice

https://girlcockx.com/cactasis/status/1962197990241955979
tan-skinned Egyptian Ichihime, now

Don't use girlcockx if you're not sharing girl cocks.

>>538575507
I've done this to put myself out of my misery because they kept adding renchans

>>538574508
That might be a problem that occurs when you don't play Ranked, my friend. Hence you're stuck in the Gold Room.

>>538575632
I'm not stuck in gold room, I won't queue to get out of it

Anju bombed Sara.

I'm so fucking tired, bruhs.

>>538575893
Yeah, I get tired too. That's why I always take a break.

>90% of your hobby is taking a break from it
bravo gamers

I'm going to /vp/

>>538575604
Well that other anon up there said you were tryharding and ruining everyone's fun, so I sincerely hope you reflect on your mistakes and apologize.

>>538576363
holy persecution complex

ron ton nomidana

>>538576363
>damafags have the persecution complex of jews

Just started playing this and it's confusing

>>538576936
look up tanyao
look up yakuhai

Watcher here. Need someone to watch. Can some of you guys play so I can watch?

>>538577445
I don't like when people watch me play mahjong, so no.

>>538577445
watch the full series
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IKOBAMfSM5Q

>>538577445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPevPXvwSuQ

>>538577445
https://www.twitch.tv/xsinstream222

>>538577732
>M1
ohnono

>>538577809
don't look at how many games he's played

>>538578020
i know, it's why it's ohnono worthy

>>538576231
why? to laugh at the state of the games?

>>538578213
The pokegirls

>>538578398
good taste, anon

>>538578398
Acceptable

>>538578020
I did.

>>538578398
>the POKEgirls

Back to /vp/ you go

>game has sexy little girls (momo, haruna)
>pick the dogs (hannah)

>>538579353
you get the little girls with the dogs

>lose to bullshit in mahjong
>calm down by winning in chess

>>538578398
For me, it's Lillie May Dawn Rosa Hilda and now I'm dizzy thinking about them

>>538579353
why can't I just fuck both? (preferably at same time, when hannah gets loli skin)

I accidentally fell asleep and woke up at 2 am. what the hell do I do now? do I just have to stay awake for 19 hours? what if I fall asleep in the afternoon again

>>538579978
It's wrong and disgusting to fuck dogs

>>538580006
listen to your heart

>>538580006
just stay awake until your normal bedtime

>>538580043
Sir, it's a cat.

He stopped streaming. Who do I watch now?

someone is working on the /mjg/ client and is just waiting to present it during this arts & crafts tourney, right??

help

>>538581607
>fighting

>>538581607
You can be the streamer with the highest amount of views for riichi shitty right now

>>538581679
cock fighting

>>538581732
that would require me to use tw*tch