Thread 538562863

>Season 18 Trailer
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>Wuyang Story Time with Howard Wang
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>Wuyang Developer Livestream
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>Latest patch notes
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>Comics, short stories and music
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/

>OWCS Stage 3 Viewer's Guide
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>Official Hero Statistics
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates/?input=PC&map=all-maps®ion=Americas&role=All&rq=2&tier=All

>Schedule
Luka event, Earn 77 lootboxes by completing 77 games - Out Now! - September 15th
Cowboy Bebop Collab returns - Out Now!
Mythic Ultraviolet Sentinel Sojourn - Out Now!
Cassidy Mythic Weapon Skin: Blazing Sunsetter - Out Now!
Summer Games 2025 - Out Now! - September 15th
Persona 5 Collab - Season 18
Hero Mastery REMOVED, earn your rewards while you can during S18 - Season 19

>Overwatch Wiki
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>Stadium Help
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>Overwatch Esports
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Previous thread: >>538394857

the kiriko brought you donuts

Love D.Va

>>538562863 (OP)
off model, the hana wears diapers

How did Zarya become the best performing tank in GM?

>>538563661
Turns out a tank that just kills you if you shoot them or don't shoot them is good.

>>538563661
strong as the mountain

>>538562863 (OP)
I failed the tp roll test and had to cut it like that to seem bigger, I could never satisfy her

the kiriko dance

Reminder that Wuyang is built for white men

Mei's ass is my favourite character.

>map selection
>map with the least amount of votes wins
Horseshit system

>>538563145
She upgraded to pullups

>>538564597
well it's good that she's working out I guess

kissu

>>538566779
cute

Finally had time to get all the challenge loot boxes, here we go

Looks like tracerschizo spit out his meds again. Hopefully his handlers learn they can't trust him to take them on his own.

>>538567604
Aaaaaand only meh shit

good night latina lovers

>>538562863 (OP)
tr00n filter list
>mercy
https://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X
>jose
https://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqG

>>538568105
You got the best dva skin

>>538568204
Doesn't work... CAUSE I CAN STILL SEE YOUR POST :DD

>>538568452
kill yourself, troon

>>538567769
>>538568531
Cute
>>538568532
Not cute, kys

>>538568242
but that's not her Kpop skins

>>538568452
Bodied that freak

>>538568242
That pretty much was the only decent one, yeah. t. >>538568105

I report all smurfs for gameplay sabotage.

>>538568242
I've got nano cola D.va from the last box.

Does this mean... meltiewatch is back?

>>538571035
Never left

>>538572496
hammond cock wtf

Still waiting on a third Kpop wave but it's for a male group like BTS and we get skins for Hog. McCree, Hanzo, Lucio, and Wifeleaver

>+300 for a win
>-0 for a loss
>all the way to allstar

Is it the same for everyone or is my MMR insane?

>roki 5th inning meltdown
NO!

>>538575925
was the same for me

>>538576054
>L(ost) A(gain)
top lel

>WE GOT'EM WHERE WE W-AAAARGH
Why is the average Mauga so bad at deciding when and where to use his ult?

im worried for the schizo

>>538577327
Which one of his personalities are you worried about?

>>538577656
the one talking about necrosis and children

>>538577320
Because the average mauga is a roadhog player who don't know how cooldowns work

Himbo hero when?

Where I'm from, the foxes fuck back.

>>538578936
You have like... 5? already?
What more do you need?

>>538579639
hot

>Juno is canonically afraid to remove her space suit because she thinks she’ll explode
>this means she never showers
Stinky! STINKY! Sniff sniff ahhhhhhh! Stinky Martian! Sweaty stinky oooooh!!!

scaredy cat

Wuyang Cassidy

Wheres Blizzards tag fighter?

>tag fighter
doa

It must gall you, working with me. Keeping me alive.

>>538580918
No Anon, Dead or Alive was a 3D fighter with a cast full of hot girls.

>>538581034
dead as fuck

I like your mask

>d2 dps q
>late night gaming on eu
>load up oasis, immediately get clapped in the head by widow
>weird, I was only out of cover for 0.2 seconds
>watch killcam
>tracks me through a wall
>herewegoagain.avi
>jump her and win on tracer
>she turns on the turbo hacks mid round as a result
>literally snap aiming and walling at the same time
>my wuyang is calling me trash because I can't approach her
>"see? it's easy to kill her" as he bends his orbs around solid matter to two tap her because she has no gamesense
support players are genuinely so fucking retarded and coddled that they can't even spot an obvious hacker because their kits are designed to allow them to engage without ever leaving cover.

>on eu
stopped reading here

>>538581440
>late night gaming on islamic union

Hazards VA seems like a bro

>>538566051
sex with brigger

I'LL GIE YOU A SLAP

>>538581970
ahv tha dawg ehn meh

>>538582353
ye havin a laugh pal

>>538582447
HEAD IN THE CLOUDS
BUT YOUR GRAVE IS DOWN HERE

>>538582447
>We want the Straight White Male audience

>>538582447
Mercy skins with midriff make me want to do horrendously sexual things to her

>>538581440
>d2
?

>>538583485
Diamond two I'm guessing.

>>538582447
me and me, actually

I keep bitching about the other DPS heroes in Stadium but honestly, Mei with Coulder and items that empower it is pure fucking cancer, holy shit.
I do not deserve so many of these kills.

Why does it feel like the more votes a map has the more likely it's not getting picked

Which of the available menu themes has the less SFX? I'm tired of hearing weird shit

>>538584342
the most soulful background obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-mgzAhcj0k

>>538584013
The amount of times something with a single vote gets picked makes me suss that there's some sort of weighting beyond pure percentages

My vote is worth more than yours
Simple as

when do poolside skins come back?

>>538584963
That one has been deleted, but you know what? It keeps the menu without shit

>>538585568
Anon... please answer my friend request...

>>538585707
no

>>538586260
:(

>>538585476
They might come back at the end of the season if you're lucky, otherwise 6 months or more probably.

You know what they say: a payload in motion AUUUGH

I AM UNBREAKA-AAAAGH

>see the WoW bundle in the store
>get disappointed again that of all the things they could have done like Jaina Ashe or Lor'themar Hanzo (or just ported Farstrider Hanzo from HotS), they recolored Magni Torb

>>538586676
damn. I didn't see the countdown timer for the skins so I missed it

>>538588374
It looks like SHIT too
I am genuinely baffled that I could buy Magni Torb with credits but Blizzard expects real money for the diamond version.

>>538588842
Even the actual WoW devs fixed Magni at the beginning of War Within.

That and every skin having that quest giver victory pose and emote is just astoundingly lazy

>>538588374
>mercy mythic weapon isn't benediction that changes to anathema on blue beam
Biggest missed opportunity they've ever made

>>538589121
She would also need a Whitemane skin then. The tabard flaps are optional but the exposed legs and butt is mandatory.

Angela Ogundimu

Anon Ziegler

Me Colomar

Is Genji currently broken??? I had two games feeling like a god just now, and I'm a heal sissy. My go-to DPS is Soldier and Sojourn. ????

B.O.B Malosi

>>538589303
I miss this game so much...

>>538591092
yeah bro you have to play a million times better to get the same value on hitscan as genji

>>538591215
where did it go

>>538591092
If you play Mercy or whatever Genji has a similar movement and positioning focus so it’s not too surprising that you did well.

>>538591664
well, I had fun at least
>>538592331
silver kiri, gold heals

>>538591215
>miss
You can very literally play it today.
Literally, right now.

post your hero sr bros

>>538593179
it's not the same, man. can't even shitpost on hotsg anymore... it all returns to nothing

>>538571630
The sweetness, the sourness, the strength of your breath is the comfiest thing I know

>>538593352
>can't even shitpost on hotsg anymore
>>>/vm/1870084

>>538593435
it's just not the same...

>>538593551
It's literally the same but on a board where threads don't die

>>538592521
Genji’s super fun yeah.

I wish I could just relax and have fun playing OW instead of getting irrationally angry any time I lose

>>538593731
Maybe don't get angry then.

>>538593731
Why are you getting angry

>>538593602
nah bro, it's not. and I'm not just talking about having a general to shitpost in. I literally can not even bring myself to give a fuck about a single game I play and I've tried. not to mention having literally nothing to look forward to and whole community being like 2k people. there's 20 year old wow private servers with more players(probably)

>>538593794
I was abused as a kid

>>538593781
how

>>538593934
Go to therapy and talk about it.

>>538593882
I know you're probably shitposting but so was I and I don't get angry. Getting angry is bad for your health and beauty. I won't let a videogame affect my health and beauty, so I don't get angry. Not to mention it just makes you look childish.

>>538593853
>I literally can not even bring myself to give a fuck about a single game I play and I've tried
Not that guy, and I even agree with some of the things you said but this literally sounds like a (You) problem.
Maybe try therapy, exercise or whatever you think might help.

>>538594140
>Getting angry is bad for your health and beauty. I won't let a videogame affect my health and beauty,
Lifeweaver main?

>>538594148
>sounds like a (You) problem
well, I mean yeah, who else's problem is it going to be
>Maybe try therapy, exercise or whatever you think might help.
guess I'll just lift through it idk

I once got so mad playing ranked that I threw up a bit in my lap but finished my match before fixing it.

>>538594253
No.

aw man... nigga talking to himself again, oof...

>>538594317
it's possible to puke in anger??

>>538594407
I was screaming and my throat got dry and it just felt like something was giving me a gag reflex amd some vomit came up

>>538594514
Why are you screaming at a children's game?

>he is not personally invested in his imaginary numbers
ngmi

>>538594710
Back then my ego was tied to my rank and every game made me angry and miserable.

>>538594798
I am personally invested in my waifu

>>538595081
Based
Who is she?

>>538594317
>>538594810
Do you have any creative hobbies? When I feel tense about something I try to find time to crochet and let my fingers go on autopilot. I always end up with random half-finished patterns in random shapes sitting around, I like to leave them out for birds and squirrels to use as nesting. Turning your brain off and seeing what your body decides to output is very relaxing. Painting or drawing is probably the easiest way to start doing this. :)

>>538595191
Jose

>>538595064
>Took his Kiriko to Osaka
Nice, I was there back in 2024 as part of my journey around the country. What a charming little city it was.

>>538594810
I feel miserable any time I lose a match desu

>>538595264
I've gotten over my anger issues these days, I tend to be able to just enjoy the game now instead of acting like a mong.

>>538595264
please be my gf

>>538595804
I'm dating Cream

I wish I had an OW gf

>>538596064
no you really dont

>>538596181
I'm... pretty sure I do, actually.

>>538596684
Same. Closest I got was a female coworker but she’d get mad over losses and just leave without saying anything

>>538595339
I look like this

>>538597731
I forgot to attach the pic, sorry!

>>538596684
>>538597317
I’m friends with a girl I play OW with. I have a huge crush on her but I’ll probably never tell her because I don’t want to ruin our friendship. I’m terrified one day she’ll tell me that she has a boyfriend now.

>>538598036
Finally a good fucking post.

>>538598048
You gotta shoot your shot man.

Jewish hero when?

>>538598394
Soldier 76 and Cassidy

>>538598116
Sir you be's replying to a bot

>>538598394
mercy and moira in stadium already exists

I want La Lupa in the game NOW

>>538598394
Considering the anti-semetic hate pouring out of this community from nazis like Fr*gger probably never.

>OW pivots to doing story themed seasons that includes tie in events
>one season for example could be a second Mirrorwatch season with Mirrorwatch skins and an event where you have to stop Mercy from destroying the world or whatever Mirrorwatch Mercy is after
>another season can be Dva/MEKA themed that drops the four other MEKA pilots as permanent playable heroes all in the same season
Post yfw

For me it's Raven Team Leader

>>538599294
God, Juno's special weapon variants look so ass.
A shame too because she is my favorite support.

>>538598770
They fired all the devs capable of making the story style shit, why do you think they suddenly stopped doing them after the cthulu themed season

I have 200 mythic coins add something for characters I play already fucking blizzfags (zen doesn't count because the skin looks like shit)

Nobody cares about me, I want to die, im bad at the game, im boring, and ugly

>>538600815
come on man it was just a pic of a downie

>>538600375
need my balls in her mouth

>>538600815
You may want to seek professional help if you are suicidal, its never too late to make new friends

>>538595264
I'm learning blender so I can make Tracer abuse pics

I can buy up to 3 gilded aspects and I'm interested in
>Juno
>Ashe
>Tracer
>Sigma
Or I can wait to see IF the next season something interesting comes (It wont)

What on earth is up with Zarya this season?
General
emoji:flair-general:
2nd highest winrate in GM only behind Wuyang, getting playtime in OWCS for the first time in a long time, and making ranked games absolutely miserable when she's not a permaban. All this despite the fact that she got no real buffs this season and arguably her best perk was removed. I know Ram was a pretty strong Zarya counter previously but was him getting gutted really all it took for her to shoot up in strength (and annoyance) this season?

And yeah i'm kinda sneaking a little rant in here... my GOD i hate fighting this hero, it's been almost 10 years and people still don't know to not shoot the bubbles in Masters games it's insane. Hazard last season was better than this.

>>538580140
Imagine her pussy smegma

>>538603402
>shoot her
lose
>don't shoot her
lose
excellent hero design, bravo

>>538603402
"Don't shoot le bubble!" is a giant fucking meme since the day some retard at Blizzard decided she should be able to bubble herself twice in a row.
What the fuck are you going to do? Stand still for 6 seconds or however long those 2 bubbles take?

Overwatch has gone 3,396 days without a barefoot Lena skin.

Lenafag has gone 0 days without sucking dog penis.

>>538605046
you wait for one bubble then kill her but that requires your team to be on-board so good luck

>>538605984
>>538605397
this is sad behavior

>>538605167
and that's a good thing

I just took a steamy shit. Time to go play 5 hours of comp as Mercy.

>>538606185
elaborate

>>538606683
your disgusting breath is extra feisty now after all the estrogen juice you've been drinking and the pozz you've consumed from your pink hole after pozzdaddy has done his thing

>>538605167
when the FUCK will venture get a barefoot skin??

>>538607053
anon

>>538607217
Eww, send it back.

>>538607217
why so wide in the front but so slim from the side

>>538607217
how the fycjk do i get this skin????

>>538607705
i could ask the same thing about your penis, anon

>>538607724
wait for them to add it back to the shop

>>538607789
god its so cringe that i cant buy anything except recolours

i dont usually like widow but the wow skin is boner inducing

>>538608859
What Widow skin isn't?

D.va says...

https://files.catbox.moe/cri5d4.webm

>>538609747
doesn't even sound like her

>>538609747
I figured I'd check this thread out since I wanted to get back into OW but I think I'm good actually, cya

>>538609747
what does this even mean

>>538609747
I look like that and say that

>>538605984
good night

I am literally Juno

There is no way to competitive solo tank anymore. They always put you on the worst possible team because it's "PLS FILL WE NEED YOU TAKE EXTRA BATTLEPASS BS"
They never do this on the other roles. It's more balanced

I look and act just like the Kiriko

>>538611448
can you shut the fuck up then

>>538611338
Skill issue

>>538611338
na friend, dps is no better, i am taking screenshots this season. Largely, the games are unbalanced bc of stacks. I played three fucking games, gold 1 - diamond 3, i am diamonmd4 dps

>>538612270
How gloomy, let's change that

venture is pretty cute ngl

THE SMUGIKO

>>538612821
on opposite day lol

>>538614452
does she show hers

>>538612821
Correct.

>>538599891
For me it’s Hope Ninja version

I'd have sex with Lifeweaver but that's about as bi as I'll go

>you trying to kick me out?
>*gets kicked out of every competitive match*
Cowards.

>>538615554
that's pretty fucking gay you know that right?

>>538616029
You're allowed one (1) dick, and it could still be straight.

>>538616442
Oliver “Sombro” Colomar

>>538611163
i’m going to breed you

>>538616442
anon, I..

>>538611163
sex with nonny

>>538616442
Anon after taking 2 dicks
>You're allowed two (2) dicks

>>538616442
I'd fuck Oliver and Olivia tbf

>>538617487
You'll never guess what he said about the third

Im not good enough to carry my duo...

>>538618550
I want to hold Kiriko

>had a dream about my waifu
>woke up hugging my pillow
Well now I get why people buy dakis

Annyeong.

>give every nano to mercy
>he understood the mission

>>538619682
dont misgender people

>>538619838
anon please

RAPING AND MOLESTING PØYO'S SWEET INNOCENT PUSSY WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.
¤ BUTCHERING HER PUSSY SO SHE CANT GET PREGGIES WITH KITTENS.
¤ PØYO ABUSES HER BOYFRIEND FOR DRUG MONEY.

CHILD RAPE POYO. CHILD RAPE POYO. CHILD RAPE POYO.
○ SPLIT HER PUSSY OPEN WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.

RAPING AND MOLESTING PØYO'S SWEET INNOCENT PUSSY WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.
¤ BUTCHERING HER PUSSY SO SHE CANT GET PREGGIES WITH KITTENS.
¤ PØYO ABUSES HER BOYFRIEND FOR DRUG MONEY.

CHILD RAPE POYO. CHILD RAPE POYO. CHILD RAPE POYO.
○ SPLIT HER PUSSY OPEN WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.

RAPING AND MOLESTING PØYO'S SWEET INNOCENT PUSSY WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.
¤ BUTCHERING HER PUSSY SO SHE CANT GET PREGGIES WITH KITTENS.
¤ PØYO ABUSES HER BOYFRIEND FOR DRUG MONEY.

CHILD RAPE POYO. CHILD RAPE POYO. CHILD RAPE POYO.
○ SPLIT HER PUSSY OPEN WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.

RAPING AND MOLESTING PØYO'S SWEET INNOCENT PUSSY WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.
¤ BUTCHERING HER PUSSY SO SHE CANT GET PREGGIES WITH KITTENS.
¤ PØYO ABUSES HER BOYFRIEND FOR DRUG MONEY.

CHILD RAPE POYO. CHILD RAPE POYO. CHILD RAPE POYO.
○ SPLIT HER PUSSY OPEN WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.

RAPING AND MOLESTING PØYO'S SWEET INNOCENT PUSSY WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.
¤ BUTCHERING HER PUSSY SO SHE CANT GET PREGGIES WITH KITTENS.
¤ PØYO ABUSES HER BOYFRIEND FOR DRUG MONEY.

Not a fan of the schizos latest personality.

>>538620827
They really need to stop treating people who are clearly unironically discord raiding from the kind of server school shooters come from the same way they do someone who posts anime titties.

those warcraft skins are pretty cool

no they aren't

Got banned for calling sigma sigmoid

>>538595562
That's good, take care. :)

KONGMARINES RAPE XIVGGER ASSHOLES.
ITS WHY WE ARE THE SUPERIOR GENERAL.
WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF VG.
BOW DOWN TO OUR NIGGER DICKS.

KONGMARINES RAPE XIVGGER ASSHOLES.
ITS WHY WE ARE THE SUPERIOR GENERAL.
WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF VG.
BOW DOWN TO OUR NIGGER DICKS.

KONGMARINES RAPE XIVGGER ASSHOLES.
ITS WHY WE ARE THE SUPERIOR GENERAL.
WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF VG.
BOW DOWN TO OUR NIGGER DICKS.

KONGMARINES RAPE XIVGGER ASSHOLES.
ITS WHY WE ARE THE SUPERIOR GENERAL.
WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF VG.
BOW DOWN TO OUR NIGGER DICKS.

KONGMARINES RAPE XIVGGER ASSHOLES.
ITS WHY WE ARE THE SUPERIOR GENERAL.
WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF VG.
BOW DOWN TO OUR NIGGER DICKS.

KONGMARINES RAPE XIVGGER ASSHOLES.
ITS WHY WE ARE THE SUPERIOR GENERAL.
WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF VG.
BOW DOWN TO OUR NIGGER DICKS.

KONGMARINES RAPE XIVGGER ASSHOLES.
ITS WHY WE ARE THE SUPERIOR GENERAL.
WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF VG.
BOW DOWN TO OUR NIGGER DICKS.

KONGMARINES RAPE XIVGGER ASSHOLES.
ITS WHY WE ARE THE SUPERIOR GENERAL.
WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF VG.
BOW DOWN TO OUR NIGGER DICKS.

KONGMARINES RAPE XIVGGER ASSHOLES.
ITS WHY WE ARE THE SUPERIOR GENERAL.
WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF VG.
BOW DOWN TO OUR NIGGER DICKS.

KONGMARINES RAPE XIVGGER ASSHOLES.
ITS WHY WE ARE THE SUPERIOR GENERAL.
WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF VG.
BOW DOWN TO OUR NIGGER DICKS.

KONGMARINES RAPE XIVGGER ASSHOLES.
ITS WHY WE ARE THE SUPERIOR GENERAL.
WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF VG.
BOW DOWN TO OUR NIGGER DICKS.

>/xivg/
See this is why you don't let people treat generals like discords (or actually use discord)

dorado is one of the better payload maps

>>538624184
it's too claustrophobic and even with the changes the second point is cancer with a good half of it going unused most of the time

>>538620173
this but Tracer

>>538620173
who is pøyo

I've got a few tricks

I draw the Kiriko

>>538626810
post you're drawing

>>538626906
secondary

I told a fucking tranny to kill himself and I got banned for a whole month. Goddamn, this is my third 30-day ban in the past five months.

>>538627416
The sluttiest

>>538627416
I wouldn't even last 10 seconds

freak
and
young

>>538627472
Have you tried not being severely mentally ill?

>>538627416
this is hot. i'm sure she'd get heaps of customers, being an overwatch agent and all

>>538627472
Work on that temper, or remove yourself from chat. They will permaban you if you keep it up.

it's all in good fun right?

almost reinstalled.... this game is a torture chamber that gets paid more by implementing indian maps and gay chinese characters than by any sales from real paying customers. sweet baby inc etc etc also their match maker is perfectly defined and pattented by the best psychologists in the world and cia gg guys this isnt your grandpas 2016 overwatch

>>538627416
When you tip another 100 OW credits and Kiriko hits Overtime
https://youtu.be/_vfWWr90jqE?si=x07h1WjZHkICnsqR

>>538632738
How about instead of reinstalling you get a job and some therapy.

>>538632868
"take your meds chud reee" doesnt make me wrong

>>538633054
Didnt even read your whole post I saw an ellipsis and then unprompted ranting about indians and knew what kind of man you were.

>>538633259
man?

>>538632738
there is nothing wrong with Indians they are hard working people and overwatch is still more popular than ever thanks to them like you say

Embarrassing samefag attempts means you're definitely not mentally ill btw

>>538632738
>meanwhile, in 2016

>>538633703
its perfection

i prefer old torb,sym,orisa,doom,
sombra,pharah, mercy,
zen(no right click nerf),bastion,roadhog,
doomfist; and paris, lunar, volskaya,
hanamura,anubis,
AND NO ROLE QUEUE

>gigachad image
>retarded opinion posted by someone who's guaranteed to either be 80 or 300+lbs and probably cries if they get yelled at IRL

>i prefer old torb,sym,orisa,doom,
>sombra,pharah, mercy,
>zen(no right click nerf),bastion,roadhog,
>doomfist; and paris, lunar, volskaya,
>hanamura,anubis,
>AND NO ROLE QUEUE

You might prefer old shit, but when they did classic overrwatch people fast realized it was rrose tinted goggles and what they missed was everyone being worse so you could get way with any bullshit.

Moira hate.

>>538633703
the picture that broke the lenaschizo

>>538636451
Then those people immediately started saying how actually it was good and REAL classic has never been tried because they're too stupid to realize the version in their head never actually existed.

>>538636451
why didnt they remove the extra added clutter to the og maps and revert map reworks that were designed for 6v6? why not let us play the actual old client the new client is held together by spaghetti code. dps doom didnt even have audio and it felt worse to play than back then

>>538564402
Everything is designed to cause frustration.

>>538637667
what's wrong with illari?

>>538637875
>a korean and a japanese hag
>shaven
LOL

Every single post with a tierlist image is actually the easiest flag not to read that post.

>perfectly designed
>mercy
>ball
>hog
>doomfist
>orisa
>ana
>can't spell queue
Why are 6v6tards so genuinely retareded? Like actually medically stupid, legally qualified for disability because they are below 70IQ and can't survive all on their own?

>>538637808
theyd have to rework her ult and remove the pylon i didnt feel like making a seperate tier for her lol, she could definetly work in overwatch 1 season 9 with the right tweaks and not feel bad to play or play against

>>538633703
Imagine the aftermath in that bedroom

>>538638167
I've seen the footage, they both end up pregnant

>>538638012
It's a mystery but smart money suggests its AGP and tranny meds.

>>538638012
Doom was F/D tier on release;i played doom from season 7 overwatch 1 and they bug fixed him in season 9 and i went up from 3k sr to 3900 in 3 days and then they buffed him and i hit 4276. hes not poorly designed and was quite fun and balanced before they buffed him. orisa was fine till they let her keep reloading while shooting shield it removed all skill. ana is well designed ana is overwatch. hog is well designed ball is well designed both mass rez and after mercy are well designed

>>538638450
lmao what a lying nigger

Whenever somebody cries about role queue you should ignore their posts.

>>538611138
good night

>>538639076
ana was added 3 months after the game was out
obviously speed/heal on nano is fundamentally
bad game design but there was years where it did neither. cant tell if youre trolling but ill bite. she obviously functioned fine with 10 shot clip i doubt you even remember this or youre just baiting idk. The main issue with overwatch is they keep dumbing the game down every bullet mattered before; doomfist handcannon reload took .8 seconds, quick melee reset the handcannon reload, now its like .3 orisa only had a 100 shot clip, ana a 10 shot i could go on there is a beautiful game hidden. a smash bros melee tier perfect storm. anyways heres my season 9 tier list if they stopped patching and let everyone learn the game obviously every pick is map dependent but i think torb and sym shield gen were massively underutilized on ladder and in pro play

completed the battle pass so no more pressure

the gen alpha mind cant comprehend real fun

>>538638219
>they both end up pregnant

>>538641456
I really miss the original leaderboard where it was just medals instead of numbers

>>538644292
my pylon is up

>doom and ball banned every other match
>go back to maining winston
>suddenly winston is getting banned
this is solo queue metal rank. none of you niggas have a single reason for banning fucking winston

>>538643461
actual dogshit opinion

>>538645901
it was shit but a lot better than this dogshit with dps retards screaming at you for having less healing than the enemy

>>538645901
Only deadweight wants that info so they can have something to cry about in all chat

the only people who hate scoreboard are the singular DPS in the lobby whos playing noticeably worse that exists in every match.

>>538644292
Why do they call them grippers? What are they gripping?

oh pharah-chan

>>538646981
90% of owgers get the quote wrong

>>538644985
Gonna launch those toes into my mouth like a carrier launching interceptors

>>538646676
my penis and tongue

>>538647005
owggers never lost

>>538619070
the feetiko...

The sexiko

>>538648380
kiritoes

maui from moana is actually a pretty fun tank

>>538647540
OH SCHIZO-CHAN

>>538648692
nigger jose

>>538648692
Kiriko never lost

>>538640618
chatbot

Hana Rutledge

>queue all roles for stadium for weeklies
>tank every time
>20+ games in a row
thought they fixed this?

Behead Kiriko.

>>538653681
Why does Kiriko have bedhair?

the kiriko brought you syphilis

you genuinely should not be allowed to ban 2 fucking tanks.

if you can only play two tanks and they both regularly get banned you're a fraud

>>538655279
They can't ban 2 if your team bans a tank.

How many queer characters does this game have, if it's less than 4 I'll try it

>if you can only play two tank
stopped reading right there. why the fuck are retards who dont play tank trying to tell me about the role that ive played years? the same role that they refuse to play so much that flex is just tank and tank queue is a ghost town? if you talk about the tank role and you have no evidence to prove you have at least 100 hours on the role, pipe down lil bro

>>538656703
I do play tank, and she never gets banned :)
maybe play an honest tank for once in your life

>>538656549
Don't bother chud

The smelliko

Gn lenalovers

muslim hero when

>>538658956
would be sick with a sand-manipulating hero with a shemagh and a scimitar
or just have a bearded pedo with a bomb vest
either works

>>538659828
oops genji already has that skin

>>538659828
They could just copy paste Rashid from Street Fighter and call it a day.

>>538645714
But hey, Doomfist and Ball are playable again if Winston is banned.

CLUSTERED COMETS

>>538645714
I do
I'm a Genji onetrick and I hate you

How do I get good at Brigitte

>>538662393
Stay alive, that's all you have to do to generate value, also hit your whips.

>>538662393
Don't run ahead, protect your other support, use shield bash for mobility not damage and land your whipshots.

>>538662458
I hit most of my whips but I never know what to do besides that. The second I try to take some initiative and sneak in a melee hit I get exploded or ran down

Can you buy the OWL skins like the DVA one with OWL tokens or not?

i filter by Tokens in currency for DVA and her OWL skin shows up but it shows coins. im not trying to accidentally spend 1900 coins on it, so i didnt click on it. can anyone let me know if it has the option for OWL tokens purchase?

>>538662947
Coins only.

>>538663061
:( this is some BS. i dont want stupid recolors with my tokens.

Why are tanks allergic to cover?

>>538662628
your job is denying the enemy dive, you don't need to get kills if the enemy ball isn't getting any, that's a big net positive for your team, stay alive and keep the team alive, focus on that and you'll climb

as for taking initiative I've found that you can only really do this against sigma because none of his abilities work against you, you can't duel any dps and half the tanks will murder you if you get too close

Gabriel Ogundimu

brig loves to fondle my nut

>about to get off
>one last game
>lose pathetically becasue its my turn to be bootstrapped to fucking morons
>spend the next hour spite playing, unblocking chat to talk shit, and t bagging
fuck this shitty ass game i never seen a game that tries so hard to make you as toxic as possible for no reason at all

Blizzard putting the add battle.net friend and report close to each other is so troll.

>>538664960
>spite playing
How about... turn the game off when you're not having fun anymore? If you're that tilted how is playing more gonna help?

>>538665405
>trying to reason with someone immature enough to rage at a game

>>538665405
Winners never quit and quitters never win.

>>538665405
>admitting defeat in something as trivial as a video game
you sound like a bitch. if i cant have fun then my fun will be making other people not have fun. if im not good enough to make others not fun then my fun will be getting good enough to make sure others dont have fun.

>>538562863 (OP)
Whale tail detected

>>538666468
Uhh yikes

>>538666468
bodied that freak

Where do you look up your progress to the next hero level? And why does it take ages to gain a level now?

>>538660293
thats just a skin though, im talking a fully fledged sand-hero with a dragon scimitar from runescape
>>538660315
the full shemagh is way cooler though

>>538666468
I win most of my games so I don't really have this issue
power to you though

>>538666089
boobiko

>new character is a Chinese Twink that goons
ha. game still bot full

>>538667802
>I win most of my games
so do i. but wins in this game mean nothing other than the matchmaker decided its your turn to shitstomp the enemy. the only win that matters are the ones where i overwhelmingly outperform my team and decimate the enemy so bad they just give up after attempting to tunnel me with counter picks.

>>538668172
this game has real players though?

>>538668172
now enough about rivals

Do you think Overwatch will ever have an attractive black woman?

>Sojourn
She’s like 50 years old

>>538669587
Sombra?

>>538669587
ana

>>538669587
Efi

>>538669587
They need to add cute, young black girl like Juno.

>>538669587
Illari is right there.

>>538670596
Y’all be sayin’ a fried chicken fried this chicken fried rice?

why is sombra bad exactly? she feels great to delete squishies and even tanks, i think i've lost matches with her exclusively because i'm the only one actually diving.

stadium pain

>>538671461
but did you have fun?

Suppose you had an internet friend you play OW with every week and you’re kinda close to them, have them as a friend on Steam and Discord and all that. If they disappeared for 2-5 years and then came back, would be asking questions or would you just go back to playing OW like they never disappeared?

>>538673452
>straw already in the drink
>burger isn’t wrapped
>stale Jenga fries
What did they mean by this

>>538669587
the youngest is black enough

will people get mad at me for trying to learn doomfist in quick play

>>538673856
nah

>>538670691
>>538673782
Isn’t she some kind of Hispanic/Indian?

>>538633502
SAAAARRRRR

>>538673856
Yes there's always losers mad you don't try hard in QP
Just ignore em

>>538674149
DE TRUE ENEMY OF HUMANITY IS DE SODA SAR

>>538674531
did they fuck?

Looks like Hazard won't be getting any new voice lines for a while.

>>538674937
didn't pharah's VA get away with endorsing genocide?

>>538674937
IVE THAT DOG IN MEH

>>538674820
I love Ashe <3

>>538674937
I’ll gie ya a slap

>>538674937
WOOF WOOF

Que onda

>>538674937
Hazards VA has also been advocating for the revival of Overwatch figures and merch.

Hola

>>538675723
racemix

Ana should be retired.

is Venture a splash damage hero? need a pick for raw explosive damage or something

>>538676956
retarded?

>>538674937
He's 100% right though, but enough about George Floyd.

>>538675723
Her cute little toned arms

>>538678498
is there an imminent_impregnation tag, if not there should be

>>538678498
Go on

>>538678498
awooga
I love porn

>>538674937
I don't get it.
Do I need to be euro to get it?

>>538678749
same

>>538674937
Jesus Christ, he’s insane.

jose won

i love juno cunny

>Kiriko chads now getting Mercy pics deleted
The Mercy "Empire" has well and truly been conquered and enslaved by the Kiriko Khanate.

>>538674937
What the fuck does he have against a Japanese race horse? Fucking prick.

>>538674937
Based method actor, exactly what Hazard would say

>>538666468
>you sound like a bitch
>proceeds to type the most bitch-like comment I have seen all week
kek
Zero self awareness.

Do you think it’s possible to main one hero and get yourself hard stuck. Then switch to a new hero and realize how much easier they are to play and how you can pretty much hard carry with them even though you’ve only played they like a fraction of the time you’ve played your main?

I just ate an entire large pizza and a kebab and I don't feel so good lads

this is the only general where porn gets deleted almost immediately. kinda weird that considering how slow this general is, there's a janny just sitting here monitoring it 24/7.

>>538679483
meds

Jose has never lost

>>538679545
what? it's a fact. i'm in much more active generals and porn stays up for way longer.

>>538679239
i took an account to masters 5 from plat 5 dropping widow (im very good at her, not GM player but close to it in aim) and playing sojurn and sym. Its better to be hard stuck at a hero you like that may not work well solo q compared to others like me and widow, then it is to be forced to play meta, OP or stronger heros that patch just to hang in an elo. But you play enough those new heros will plateau as well. Solo q i stopped playing to win and just happy defeating a stack or a solid crit %

>mercy widow sombra all above lvl 50
What schizo hero pool is that?

>>538680205
thats a femcel

>>538680287
I can fix her

>>538680205
that is the mercy OTP femoid into widow/sombra femcel pipeline. it happens often because they get bored of mercy and realize dps is actually fun.

>>538674937
Oh man, this just cost Aaron another beating at the hands of the thugs Vance stationed at the Blizzard building.

>>538674937
>punk character
>voice actor says punk thing
>"noooo stoooop"
i need a tweet of junker queens VA saying Kill people, burn shit, fuck school or some shit

This game fucking sucks.

>>538683681
ERM your thoughts and prayers sister?!

>>538683770
It really does. I wish I could go back to 2017 when this game was new and exciting to me.

>>538684256
Lena in Londonistan

>queue tank
>nothing you do matters if the 4 dumbasses you next to you dont capitalize on it
>multiple games where the only thing standing between us and a win was that the enemy support was a mercy who had no problem pocketing and that no one but me would even acknowledge
this game is bad for my mental health

Kiriko was going to eat 48 donuts all by herself

>>538684459
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Tracer gliding down the sidewalk like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
>”H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
>”YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
>“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Tracer cocks her head and squints at the menu “ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter “I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
>”I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
>“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Tracer pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles “JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Tracer is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

someone at blizzard really has a hard on for orisa, how the fuck is she still getting hyper turbo buffed even further?

Not only that, but with her gold plate armor thing with seemingly low CD, she could escape sigma's ult. Makes no fucking sense in lore or logic or anything

who is ready to potty

>>538686810
spin

>>538607217
Her knees are so low

>>538687051
>her

>>538687085
Venture is a cute girl!

Logix is who Flats wishes he was

black cat tracer is like, so
fcuking
cute

>>538687309
this but Traysi too

spin

>>538687309
It’s her eyepatch that makes her look hot

>>538685398
>>538687767

>>538686658
me! i am!

>>538689205
I am literally Juno btw

did he ever read to kill a mocking bird?

>>538689239
Are you ready to potty?

>>538689258
He was paid to lead not to read.

oh! neato

>>538689325
no

>>538690685
THIS NIGGA ON A SWITCH

>>538690685
The secret rare holographic Switch player….

Speaking of switch I'm surprised there's no 2 release.

>>538690868
the real Juno is always ready

>>538691562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y9_LAnP4rc

>>538690685
I got this one also recently

>>538689239
Juno how do you feel about loser white boys with no friends?
Can I love you?

Luka more boxes please

>>538662393
Never brawl
Split damage between your shield and your lifebar
Don't miss whipshots

>>538677508
Not really, her main damage comes from combos, and you need to be able to switch between brawling and diving

>>538681890
Is that queen or zarya? Cute skin

>>538692554
Only if you’re higher ranked than him

I need to get my Stadium rewards before Tracer gets added to it because she is GUARANTEED to be pure, unadulterated fucking cancer to play against.

>Mystery Heroes
>enemy team has Bastions
jesus can they just bring back role queue mystery heroes please

I played Mystery Heroes once.
Now my profile is forever ruined by having <1 minute of play time as Venture.

Wuyang Wilhelm

Lena Ogundimu

I feel like there's a certain joke to be made about widow, or ashe, or hanzo about a certain person, but I'm not going to.

scaredy cat

>>538696021
it's not like they're gonna ban me, or like I need to post in owg every 3 days

Perfect weather for a hot dog

>>538696292
kek

new soe

>>538696827
old soe

Weather report?

Lots of fun!

I hate scalpers so much, couldnt get ariana grande tickets

>>538696827
based gripperhag

yuh

If there isn't excessive porn of pretty boy Wuyang soaking every overwatch cunt in his watery cum and breeding all of them and soon, I will lose all faith in humanity.

Do it now, before he's inevitably revealed as gay.

>>538575925
same. it's stupid to hide skins behind skill walls

>>538698658
It doesn't help that the All-Star colors are fucking HORRID
Literally every other rank except Rookie looks better.

>>538698602
why did they do it bros

>>538699045
I agree. Pro would have been so much better. Also, I find wearing the AS skins makes you a target lol

It was funny, when I rocked up in Stadium, I was like "holy shit, my day has come, the game finally realized it was just ELO hell and not my fault"

>>538698552
>china letting one of theirs be a homo

>>538700028
oh. good point.

hype

>>538698552
>check r34
>it's all gay
Yeah you're too late, sorry

>>538700028
but he already is?

>>538662393
DO NOT try to use your shield like Rein uses his. It’s for mobility and peeking and OCCASIONALLY soaking a hit.
If it breaks you’re very likely to die.

>>538700028
>hometown is the gay capital of china
They might never announce that he's gay but he sure as hell ain't gonna be straight

>>538700301
>DO NOT try to use your shield like Rein uses his.
Works on my machine
In Stadium

>>538669587
i got this in a loot box.
people age differently in the future, man

>>538701557
Literally all synthetic
Prosthetic
Fake

Is this game just bugging right now? I had one game where it never gave a map vote, the map vote always spins but never stops at anything, and a friend of mine can't even re-download battlenet after it bugged out. What the fuck is going on?

>>538687983
God I NEED to fondle her damn chubby belly

The tide is with you, dive in!

>>538674937
Good, fire him.

>>538702683
gonna cry about it, snowflake?

>>538702683
Why would they?

>>538702683
Just like they did with Pharah's VA right?

>>538702683
>I want freedom of speech! No not like tha-ACK

Just had the most garbage unfun game of all time, their freja was d3, our soldier was in gold, wuyang/freya spam all over the map, venture dives completely uninteractable, holy shit they ruined this game beyond belief

>>538698552
You stink in your mouth, your breath kills insects because it's so fetid. Beloved faggot

>>538702656
I'll dive in something else iykwim

Holy shit why does it take so long to level up heroes now.

>>538704616
Probably because there's free stuff attached to doing it now.

>>538703026
I don't care about free speech

>>538674937
>the most milquetoast abrasive grifter is being killed and ridiculed
more kiriko skins;

>>538705540
Ah you're on team pharah va instead, I see.

>>538674937
He's right and the only people who tried to make anything out of this was Samito and Awkward saying he's "anti-american" lmao

>>538707039
Figures it would be those two crying lmao

>>538703596
skill issue

>>538707113
Yeah they really should just get a real job at this point.

>>538705540
well I do, so suck my dick, nigger

Can Hazard say purple burglar alarm?

>>538707504
No you don't, you care about YOU being able to say whatever you want, I know you sperg out the second someone says things you don't like.

why can't amerimutts handle a based scottish character?

>>538707686
To be fair it's only the usual shiny bitches, even reddit are calling him based

>>538707523
I'm going to guess not.
>>538707686
Hazard is based. Listen to his interactions with Soldier and Sojourn.

DID YOU KNOW?
Hazard has an open coat because he was originally supposed to be able to fannypack Sombra when he would leap onto her.

>>538707627
Well if we're going to play the game where we hallucinate about the other person, then you're a pedophile

POV: The girl that you cheated on was Masters but your current girl is Plat so you have to grit your teeth losing Plat games in a duo with them coming up with every excuse for losing

>>538709030
idk who this is but he/she/they probably suck

All the titles this season fucking SUCK

>>538709030
>another one came crawling back from rivals

>>538709381
I want to smell your freaky breath, poke at your pink tender gay hole you smell so piquant you big gay blob

>>538709234
Can they go back? My matches were better last season

tips for monkey?

>>538710121
The sissyclitty has been partying too long and taking too many drugs, ^^ and now he's sitting there shaking from neurotoxic dopamine secretion, his senses turned inside out and upside down, not knowing how to behave or even what his name is :3! Clitty shits himself in his computer chair out of despair and confusion, but the smell of shit rises to his nose and his primitive fuck-shit-fag brain kicks in again and his mind slowly starts up again to run another 20-hour session with pictures of horses and transsexuals :333

>>538710023
dont jump in where you can't jump out of

>>538710023
What level are you playing at?

>>538710121
open the airlock

>>538710348
qp for now

>mercytroon advocating for people getting shot because they said things he doesn’t agree with
HRT really does make crazy people even crazier

>>538710684
so you think school shootings and carrying rape babies are good things? interesting

>>538710772
Yeah saying some stupid shit when you have no power over anything and are basically just a debatebro should definitely result in you getting murdered in front of your wife and infant children.
Seek help.

>>538710772
yeah? in the jungle would you try to reason with a tiger mauling you?
its a jungle rules world might makes right if mauga rushes you enjoy trying to reason in chat while he stomps your head in

>>538707686
Common GOD Fortress 2 W

>>538710772
troons are the ones shooting up schools thoughever
they should be rounded up

>>538710663
I mean what level do you play Tank at usually

>>538711581
>muh troons out of nowhere
owgger moment

Why can't americans just behave?

>>538711587
i don't play tank usually, im plat rn generally on venture/souj or brig/zen
my snigma is decent but i only play tank when i fill all roles w my duo in qp

>>538711768
The whole world has gone insane, anon.

>>538711768
Heads being filled with shit by bad actors.

I'm not a burger so I had to Google who the fuck this guy was.
Wouldn't he agree that his death is an acceptable price to pay as long as you keep "m-muh amendment"? Wasn't that his whole shtick?

>>538711945
yep

>>538712020
Imagine the mongoloid bouncing up and down on the sunken computer chair in the dirty social services office while he posts that, his micro-dick already hard, peeking out between the rolls of fat that still stink of this morning's semen he couldn't be bothered to wipe off. gogogaga-animen lala's adventure princess cute:3 playing in the background as his little piggy eyes concentrate on following along

>>538712136
Ethered that demon.

>>538711945
You do realize that criminals don’t care about laws right

>>538712136
such a vivid image.... and smell

>>538712426
Clitty sissy sharting cute sissy sharts watching gogogaga sissyhypno! You're such a good clittychan! Sissy has no hope just playing dolls custom games all day and farting in his sissy room

>>538711810
OK then my tip is that it's all about the bubble. Don't burn it to stop spam damage, use it to block abilities and isolate targets. When you review your VODs, it's probably the first thing to look at

>>538712808
ok cool, thanks. i've kind of just been spamming it on dive
you mean like using it to block healing etc?

>>538713178
Yes, Winston probably has the biggest delta from most powerful to most dogshit based on whether or not he has bubble. It NEEDS to get value. Use it to block sleeps, micromissiles, things that will kill you or prevent your dive target from dying.

Illari is better against dive dps than Brig

Winston is the biggest meme in low ranks, you win 1 fight and enemy INSTANTLY goes reaper bastion.