Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:38:55 AM
No.538577597
/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
troondle ACK!-ed
>a VERY important link
https://catbox.moe/c/f2o09z
>Recent News
POCHIE HIT BY C&D BUT SERVERS NOT GOING DOWN
EPOCH STORE OPENED, Buy mounts and cosmetics
Blizzard files a criminal RICO case against TurtleWoW, Shenna and her entire team
Kezan and Menethil merged
Mysterious 1.5gb patch without notes
Ascension crew is passing tools to Epoch team to do content fixes in the upcoming days
expect bugfixes
cheevos fixed, explorer rewards fixed, classes beginning to be fixed
Hunter finally nerfed
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/
>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New bugs
>2000+ New items
>...and MORE!!
>Guilds
Gurubashi Alliance
Kezan
>Previous Thread
>>538536195
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:39:46 AM
No.538577678
>back to 3+ threads a day
pochie has never been so back
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:40:35 AM
No.538577748
>>538578510
>husband is a bit of an idiot but means well
>only joined the Defias to make some money for his homeless family
>next quest the wife has a woman moment and tells you to go beat the shit out of him and tear off his thumb
What in the fuck is her problem?
im thinking about becoming a traitor to the Horde for some nelfussy bros...
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:42:56 AM
No.538577989
>>538577839
just capture a nelf rapeslave? You're horde bro, just take what you want
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:43:16 AM
No.538578013
>>538577839
noooooooo don't fall for p***nelfie, you damn race traitor
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:43:45 AM
No.538578052
epic
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:44:32 AM
No.538578102
>>538578354
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:44:37 AM
No.538578106
>>538578290
Should brown people be allowed on the internet?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:45:43 AM
No.538578228
>>538577839
was it really necessary to make the faction change npc a half naked nelf that is constantly shaking her ass?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:46:23 AM
No.538578290
>>538578106
report him for RMT lol
Pochie, its time to make your paypig payment to fund my dual spec <3
Nineroses - - Kezan
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:47:06 AM
No.538578354
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:48:47 AM
No.538578510
>>538579094
>>538577748
>Husband is a bit of an idiot but means well
>Join domestic terror organization ala Al Queda to earn some cash
>Next quest his wife has a woman moment and tells you to go beat the shit out of him for abandoning his duty as a husband and tear off his thumb
How are you going to build a house ANYWHERE in the Alliance lands (the only safe, and I mean safe dubiously, lands for Humans.) after being a member of the losing side of a civil war?
reminder that the shotas are for men of the cloth only
https://files.catbox.moe/h2pvp1.png
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:50:39 AM
No.538578658
>>538578336
you got the mount yet or need me to fund it too?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:51:13 AM
No.538578704
>>538579082
>>538578336
Post skirt pics?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:51:37 AM
No.538578738
>>538578902
>>538579032
I CANNOT AUTHENTICATE IN THE REGION OF JHARKHAND INDIA I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN AUTHENTICATION FOR 2 HOURS
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:51:40 AM
No.538578742
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:52:15 AM
No.538578792
>>538578654
made it better
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:52:36 AM
No.538578813
>>538578654
I masturbate to anything so I win either way
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:53:28 AM
No.538578902
>>538579317
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:55:07 AM
No.538579032
>>538578738
Why aren't you brittisher?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:55:44 AM
No.538579078
>>538579137
So is the whole team just not in the epoch discord anymore?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:55:50 AM
No.538579082
>>538579903
>>538578704
The last time i posted irl pics the jannies beat me for going off-topic :(
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:55:59 AM
No.538579094
>>538578510
>providing for his family
>abandoning his duties as a father
???
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:56:24 AM
No.538579137
>>538579425
>>538579078
Why would the Ascension team be in the epoch discord? If youβre talking about the legacy devs, they are no longer involved with the project.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:56:45 AM
No.538579172
>>538579336
>>538578336
how do you get 60 on a mage with less than 200g
retard
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:56:59 AM
No.538579193
>>538579248
uhhhhh what the fuck happened
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:57:42 AM
No.538579248
>>538579193
dutch won, got epoch hand delivered to him
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:58:28 AM
No.538579317
>>538579745
>>538578902
GOOD? HOW IS IT GOOD THAT I HAVE BEEN UNAPLE TO BLOODY PLAY HOW IS THIS A GOOD THING?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:58:40 AM
No.538579332
>>538579516
Now that the dust has settled, was project epoch the worst pserver launch of all time?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:58:45 AM
No.538579336
>>538579172
Please refrain from making any negative comments
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:59:32 AM
No.538579398
i thought her first name would be something creative but it's just sally lmao
>>538579137
Imagine being so autistic that you can't read between the lines. They're obviously still working on the project, but pretend they quit.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:00:46 AM
No.538579516
>>538579332
Need a stacked gnome for my nelf to use like an onahole...
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:00:47 AM
No.538579517
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:01:35 AM
No.538579587
>>538579759
>>538579425
Yeah man just like how they were totally just faking being incompetent to throw off the tourists, read between the lines!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:03:24 AM
No.538579745
>>538579317
Lol poop monkey
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:03:36 AM
No.538579759
>>538579848
>>538579587
tbf the Ascension crew is calling the shots now, it's easy to believe they'd come up with a plan like that if they want to keep the Epoch team around.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:04:48 AM
No.538579848
>>538579939
>>538580206
>>538579759
Why would they want to keep people who couldn't even make a simple server queue around? The only reason to keep them around was optics. They're gone.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:05:07 AM
No.538579873
woah....
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:05:30 AM
No.538579903
>>538579082
Post catbox :3
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:05:55 AM
No.538579939
>>538580768
>>538579848
90% of the dev team wasn't even in charge of stuff like that, that was Magic and he was actually some 19 year old squeaker who nuked the server because he had a melty from his Grandma dying.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:05:56 AM
No.538579940
>>538594779
>>538579425
Yeah brother. The Epoch team will risk financially ruining their own lives in order to keep working on their side passion project!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:07:00 AM
No.538580024
Alright, which one of you here is this?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:09:21 AM
No.538580206
>>538579848
yeah that's why I said if, cause I was thinking the same thing. I guess I could see it as like "we don't want to spend time managing your fanfiction content, you fags handle that." To me Epoch seems like a loss leader to get people interested in their other servers, trying to convert Epoch players into cash shop purchases. Since it's not bringing them any money directly I think they could just not want to deal with it as much as possible.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:09:36 AM
No.538580225
Ascension won!
Shota with ball gag and a Handjob from p***nelfie??
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:10:57 AM
No.538580324
>>538580463
>>538580494
Should i play my Paladin lvl 11 or my priest lvl 25?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:11:04 AM
No.538580334
>>538578654
Best post in this thread
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:12:35 AM
No.538580463
>>538580324
>my level 11 healslut or level 25 healslut
Pick the higher level one I guess
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:13:02 AM
No.538580494
>>538580324
Paladins sucks, go priest
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:15:06 AM
No.538580658
how active is DESU?
>>538579939
How is that an argument against what I am saying?
Yeah man I'm sure the Ascension team is clamoring to keep around the ideas guys who couldn't even get basic vanilla quests working in 2025.
Their grand crative vision of uh.... ummmm...... retconning the mankrik questline into generic disney movie damsel in distress slop?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:18:03 AM
No.538580907
AAAACCCCKKKK
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:18:31 AM
No.538580950
>Bought lightforge wrists for 5g instead of 50g because some retard forgot the 0 when listing
>server crashes two seconds after
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is there no pregnant Whitemane sloppa?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:19:39 AM
No.538581043
RIGHT AT THE LAST BOSS THANKS DVTCHAD THANKS AIEEEEEEE-aCKKKK
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:20:05 AM
No.538581076
>>538581220
>>538580963
she absorbs the babies lifeforce to keep herself young
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:21:49 AM
No.538581220
>>538581076
>no broodmare Whitemane
It's so fucking over
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:25:20 AM
No.538581502
>>538582083
>>538580768
>Their grand crative vision of uh.... ummmm...... retconning the mankrik questline into generic disney movie damsel in distress slop?
What the fuck are you talking about lmao she wasn't the only one who got captured by centaurs in the raids you're just spewing words.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:27:05 AM
No.538581651
>>538582018
>>538580963
i can do that, what style would you like it in?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:27:53 AM
No.538581713
>>538582083
>>538580768
>Their grand crative vision of uh.... ummmm...... retconning the mankrik questline into generic disney movie damsel in distress slop?
bristleback quillboar claws wrote this post
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:28:42 AM
No.538581787
>>538582083
>>538580768
Are you that retard who claimed he was the super epic world first 60 warrior on hardcore classic who had a melty here and deleted his characters?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:29:17 AM
No.538581826
>>538582081
Should I slot anything out for second wind, or keep what I am currently using?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:29:30 AM
No.538581848
>>538582319
>someone annoys me
>photoshop a picture of them calling me a nigger
>they get chat banned because these retards don't even proofread logs
lmao
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:30:05 AM
No.538581897
>>538582450
>>538583023
>the golem quest in Westfall was turned into a questline where you kill all the various golems around Westfall
See, stuff like that is why I'm liking Epoch's custom content more than Turtle's. It's literally just giving NPCs that served no purpose in vanilla an actual reason to exist.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:31:24 AM
No.538582018
>>538582453
>>538581651
If you mean artist style soranamae has a lot of pregnant art that would probably make it easier to gen.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:31:56 AM
No.538582081
>>538582381
>>538581826
Second Wind should be the static trinket you always keep equipped because it has flat 22+ healing, swap prayer beads in when its off CD and swap back to will o the wisps after
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:31:57 AM
No.538582083
>>538582304
>>538581502
>>538581713
>>538581787
>NOOOO MY DISNEY/PIXAR HAPPY ENDING YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT STOP
Fuck off Kes
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:32:30 AM
No.538582129
>>538582156
>curse of weakness
Is this ever useful? Doesn't seem to make much of a difference against npcs
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:32:52 AM
No.538582156
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:34:24 AM
No.538582304
>>538582457
>>538582083
I knew you couldn't help yourself even after you publicly nuked your characters lmao.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:34:37 AM
No.538582319
>>538582426
>>538581848
Epic troll fellow redditΖ‘r!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:35:21 AM
No.538582381
>>538582081
I see, thank you for the reply.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:35:44 AM
No.538582426
>>538582319
you're retarded if you don't see any issue with this.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:35:57 AM
No.538582448
Do you get anything at all for turning in the coins? I've found 3 now and still nothing.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:35:59 AM
No.538582450
>>538582820
>>538581897
but it's the same shit only without stupid golem boss at the end
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:35:59 AM
No.538582453
>>538582556
>>538583883
>>538582018
true, but pregnant's a pretty easy tag to work with
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:36:01 AM
No.538582457
>>538582304
I don't even know what boogeyman you're talking about but go off queen
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:37:13 AM
No.538582556
>>538582453
Fair point. Thanks bro.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:38:38 AM
No.538582657
>>538582776
>>538582847
Paladin ST quest reward: Signet or Orb? I know generally you'd always take the orb because trinkets in Vanilla generally sucked and the Signet would be replaced in raids fairly quickly, but we don't know when raids are coming and with the "30% of healing is spelldamage" change, Signet looks pretty good for tanking.
Signet is 7str, 10stam, 7int and 15 healing/5dmg;
Orb is 3% crit for 25s, 180s CD.
I currently have Scorched Ring and Blackstone Ring (9stam 14 healing/4dmg and 9stam, 20AP 1% meleehit) for rings, and Wildhammer Rune (25 AP, 1% expertise) and Mark of the Chosen (2% chance of 25 allstats when hit).
Suggestions please?
>classic+ is launching with a new storyline for the scarlet crusade, join now!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:40:16 AM
No.538582771
>>538582695
Calf carriage
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:40:22 AM
No.538582776
>>538583628
>>538582657
3% crit with the new and improved DI could be ridiculous
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:41:02 AM
No.538582820
>>538583042
>>538582450
No, it's better because the troondle version is fucking ridiculously long and makes up some questionable fanfic lore about the Defias being behind the harvest golems.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:41:22 AM
No.538582847
>>538583628
>>538582657
None of the Paladin quest rewards are really worth using, all of them are garbage worse than stuff you can get from dungeons other dungeons. Pick whatever but don't plan on keeping either for long
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:41:46 AM
No.538582890
>>538583476
>>538582695
>Quest accepted: Raising a baseball team with Whitemane!
Man sloppa is crazy now. Is this local?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:43:30 AM
No.538583023
>>538581897
westfall is filled out pretty nicely compared to before, like the houses in moonbrook actually get used for a quest instead of just being there for no reason other than to be filled with mobs. the patrolling named guards, some linked to quests are a cool touch.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:43:39 AM
No.538583042
>>538582820
I mean sure no question that's true here you just need to kill them and troontle has %% shitty drop chance runes + long ass walks here and there
but still in the end the golems are involved
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:48:09 AM
No.538583414
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:48:51 AM
No.538583476
>>538583658
>>538583660
>>538582890
yes, entirely local. most of it is just fidgeting around with trying to get a gen to look right
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:50:47 AM
No.538583628
>>538585071
>>538582776
>>538582847
Thanks. I was leaning toward signet because it was something I could use now where the orb is something that'd be left over for holy/""ret"" later down the line.
That said, I'm genuinely losing my mind at people being 49-50 saying 53 tank is too low for ST, BRD Prison/Arena saying 55 tank is also too low while having 50s in the group, etc. I get the difficulty is upped but it just feels like shit DPS are passing the onus of effort into the tank and healer.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:51:18 AM
No.538583658
>>538583476
gosh I hope she didnt fall on her baby
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:51:22 AM
No.538583660
>>538584140
>>538585487
>>538583476
I haven't done local since the og SD got leaked, I've got a 3080 so it's not a hardware problem I just fell off the wagon of keeping up with the new hotness. Where would I get started for whatever the new stuff is?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:51:26 AM
No.538583667
>>538584306
>>538583270
>hype your server
>can't handle more than 50 players
>fake a C&D and get out
Truly the Gummy of pservers.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:52:38 AM
No.538583764
I don't like this place
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:53:20 AM
No.538583807
>>538583270
Definitely one of the most pathetic pserver devs I've seen
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:54:20 AM
No.538583883
>>538582453
>>538582695
guaranteed to be growing an orc/tauren child in there.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:57:30 AM
No.538584140
>>538583660
/g/ probably has a general for everything related to sd.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:59:10 AM
No.538584306
>>538585131
>>538583667
Gummy is the gummy of pservers retard
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:59:11 AM
No.538584312
>>538584434
>>538584447
>someone called me queen and asked if I need a dungeon group
w-what do I say in response
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:00:34 AM
No.538584434
>>538584525
>>538584312
Why are you gay?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:00:42 AM
No.538584447
>>538584525
>>538584312
>literally me
>calling all the cute sluts queens even though I want to bend them over right after
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:01:20 AM
No.538584491
>>538584612
>heal yet another dungeon at 60 where multiple people are whispering me to join their guild to raid
Raid what? Leave me alone yeesh
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:01:38 AM
No.538584525
>>538584571
>>538584434
that would be rude.
>>538584447
but my character is not slutty
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:02:17 AM
No.538584571
>>538584814
>>538584525
>but my character is not slutty
where there's a hole, there is a goal...
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:02:44 AM
No.538584612
>>538584491
Their raid roster comprised of nothing but ret paladins and feral druids realized they will need actual healers later on.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:02:57 AM
No.538584625
>>538584876
>>538583270
They could just say they're doing this because of legal reasons.
life would be easier if youd just admit that retail has better gameplay. bend the knee
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:05:16 AM
No.538584814
>>538584571
good luck its behind 9000 holy barriers of pvre!
>>538584730
too bad it has worse everything else
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:05:52 AM
No.538584876
>>538584625
which they are, because then if blizzard tries to do anything to them they can say they quit the project and gave it up, and the server still running being the responsibility of ascension and not them
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:06:00 AM
No.538584887
>>538586332
>>538584730
i guess it's more designed and intentional but i don't think it's better. i don't find retail boiling everything down to preset 'rotations' to be fun. i much prefer having a variety of tools and the choice in how to use them.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:07:16 AM
No.538584983
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:07:29 AM
No.538585003
>>538584815
cute soles on the left one hmpf
>>538584730
Retail is just too far gone. It's completely soulless. The artstyle has been utterly raped and it doesn't look like Warcraft anymore, and don't even get me started on what they've done to the lore.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:08:12 AM
No.538585071
>>538585952
>>538583628
the onus on group success was always 100% tank. if the tank is good then healers and dps might as well be bots or something. if the tank is bad then the run ends immediately.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:08:48 AM
No.538585120
>>538585437
>>538585030
>play Epoch where they butcher Mankrik's story with an OC donut steal retcon
>pretend to care about the lore seriously
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:08:57 AM
No.538585131
>>538585178
>>538584306
That's the joke, autistic retard.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:09:26 AM
No.538585178
>>538586091
>>538585131
Where's the funny?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:09:35 AM
No.538585191
>>538585275
>server already dead
HAAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAH
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:10:43 AM
No.538585275
>>538585191
>3750 with dualboxing botting flowers banned
lookin good susan, menethil comfypop soon
>barely anybody looking for dungeons in the 45-50 range
server is fucking dying holy shit
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:12:59 AM
No.538585435
>>538585354
They made Dungeon XP so shit I'm not even bothering doing any until I hit BRD and up for gear I'll actually keep for raids
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:13:00 AM
No.538585437
>>538585569
>>538585120
You already got outted for making shit up earlier, troon.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:13:34 AM
No.538585487
>>538583660
civitai has pretty much everything you need. grab an illustrious checkpoint like wai / wai nsfw, hassaku, etc., the loras (think of them like specific image sets to use), and have a good working knowledge of booru prompting. i personally use forge as comfyui flowpaths are utterly annoying for how little it functionally does for similar prompts. also, dmd2 is your friend
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:14:35 AM
No.538585569
>>538585437
>everyone who doesn't like this retcon is a troon
Please stop pretending you care about lore if you play here
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:14:38 AM
No.538585575
>>538585802
wand randomly cancels and sometimes doesnt register keypress
do I need a macro? I think I used to have one on another pserver
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:15:49 AM
No.538585681
>>538585030
I still can't believe they recycled all the mobile CN WoW client models and just pretended they didn't do that.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:17:20 AM
No.538585797
>Oh my god I really care about Mankrik's Wife so much I used to dream about hunting her beaten corpse and joking about it in Barren's chat
If you want an unchanged vanilla setting then Classic Anni is right there.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:17:24 AM
No.538585802
>>538585575
/cast !Shoot
but you need to actually shift click shoot or it wont work
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:17:46 AM
No.538585834
>>538585878
>>538585956
>>538585514
As a mostly outsider to WoW I will never understand why so many of you guys put horsecocks on this perfection
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:18:17 AM
No.538585878
>>538585834
Because girls with fat cocks are what we prefer
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:18:56 AM
No.538585920
Goddamn old WoW UI is such fucking trash
What name plates do people use for wotlk?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:19:15 AM
No.538585952
>>538585986
>>538585071
I actually spent almost 6 hours doing princess farms with several groups. There's a difference between a 3m kill and a 45s kill. Hint: It's not the tank.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:19:16 AM
No.538585956
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:19:49 AM
No.538585986
>>538585952
fair, princess is the one battle that doesnt even need a tank
Please stop turning out general into you pornographic dumping ground. I think I speak for most people here when I say we don't come to this thread for disgusting smut.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:20:40 AM
No.538586061
>>538585989
>Please stop turning out general
Saar please do not redeem porn, boss no like when I porn during scam call
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:20:47 AM
No.538586074
>>538585989
agreed t. still save it
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:20:53 AM
No.538586082
>>538585710
>>538585514
>>538585352
gawd damn this is so good
is there any consensus on how breeding works between the races?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:20:58 AM
No.538586091
>>538585178
What's the point of explaining a joke to an autist?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:20:59 AM
No.538586093
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:21:03 AM
No.538586101
>>538586287
>>538586493
Why do total strangers send out invites to guilds without even talking with you first?
Who the fuck accepts these requests, psychos?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:21:51 AM
No.538586164
>>538586276
>this is what human women want to take from you
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:22:56 AM
No.538586276
>>538586164
Dutch it's time to consider adding belves and goats to epoch
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:23:01 AM
No.538586287
>>538586405
>>538586697
>>538586101
Mass invite cesspools have been a thing forever in every version of WoW. They invite everyone they see to boast about a high member count and turn guild chat into world chat pretty much.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:23:07 AM
No.538586296
>>538585354
>Paladin DPS LFM
I know your game faggot.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:23:26 AM
No.538586332
>>538584815
>>538584887
>>538585030
word. i'd probably on recommend it for real if you prioritized dungeons
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:24:04 AM
No.538586405
>>538586491
>>538586608
>>538586287
Could be I have bad memory but I don't remember it being this common back in ~2006
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:24:58 AM
No.538586491
>>538586405
It's been a blight on all MMOs even back in the Everquest days, but less common back then at least.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:24:59 AM
No.538586493
>>538586696
>>538586101
I get multiple whispers a day from people asking me to tank dungeons just because I'm a level 60 class that could potentially have a tank spec. I'm out here finishing up quests, if I was looking for a dungeon group then I'd say so. People are desperate.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:25:17 AM
No.538586519
>>538586634
>>538586636
>>538585989
your reverse psychology works on me
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:26:13 AM
No.538586608
>>538586405
I vividly remember one of those guilds being the first type that I joined in vanilla as a middle schooler thinking that high member count = good guild. They pretty much invited every character on the server that wasn't already in the guild and it was so full there were two spinoff guilds.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:26:25 AM
No.538586634
>>538587330
>>538586519
What the fuck is that bulge?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:26:28 AM
No.538586636
>>538587330
>>538586519
Can we get a different style please? This one looks greasy...
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:26:58 AM
No.538586696
>>538614650
>>538614767
>>538586493
>People are desperate.
yeah its brutal cant find tanks at all and if you do find them 70% chance they are breathing manually
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:26:59 AM
No.538586697
>>538586287
Thank god we don't have those guild perks that basically turned cesspool guilds into actual player sweatshops for GMs to leech gold off of.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:27:38 AM
No.538586765
>>538585989
I come to this thread specifically for Whitemane
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:28:20 AM
No.538586836
>>538587268
Bronzebeard waiting room
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:31:49 AM
No.538587172
>>538588127
>>538591628
I am unironically going to download this shit, even though I have never played vanilla in any capacity, merely to make a shota so these onee-sans can abuse me.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:32:49 AM
No.538587268
>>538586836
Only thing to do is goon...
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:33:28 AM
No.538587330
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:39:27 AM
No.538587921
are the ascension GMs more or less trans coded than epoch's?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:39:34 AM
No.538587934
>>538588171
>>538588583
>shenna gets dmca'd and sued
>laughs her russian ass while wiping it with the lawsuits and dmcas
>gaytotes gets dmca'd
>cries and shuts everything down
Turtle Wow won.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:41:27 AM
No.538588127
>>538587172
return to tradition
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:41:55 AM
No.538588171
>>538590658
>>538587934
Gaytotes just wanted out. I seriously doubt he even got a DMCA. The announcement was so fucking lazy too, he's obviously just done.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:42:10 AM
No.538588194
>>538588570
>>538585354
I only did each dungeon one time to complete quests, spamming runs isn't worth it.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:46:16 AM
No.538588570
>>538588194
some of the new content is really fun for its own sake, plus you make friends!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:46:23 AM
No.538588583
>>538587934
>cries and shuts everything down
he shut his discord account down lol
Is paladin tank or heal good at 60? I don't want to get zero invites
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:47:29 AM
No.538588689
>>538588608
Both are gonna be good. On the beta prot paladin was definitely one of the better tanks
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:48:05 AM
No.538588727
>>538588608
paladins are the best dungeon tanks though i can't say how they'll hold up in raids.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:48:48 AM
No.538588790
>>538588608
holychads were always good but them and prots got super buffed from vanilla.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:49:08 AM
No.538588817
>>538588931
>>538580963
I got a better question
Where is the Worgen Whitemane sloppa?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:50:02 AM
No.538588901
Kaytotes was always the weakest link of the dev team anyways, other than Magic that is.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:50:18 AM
No.538588931
>>538589080
>>538588817
worgens are canonically furry homos
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:52:22 AM
No.538589080
>>538589236
>>538588931
Just furry part is right, at least
Turtleshill
9/10/2025, 4:54:09 AM
No.538589218
>>538589450
>POCHIE HIT BY C&D BUT SERVERS NOT GOING DOWN
Nice cope. Even if it doesn't go down all your devs cucked out at the first moment of potential litigation.
>Ascension crew is passing tools to Epoch team to do content fixes in the upcoming days
expect bugfixes
What team?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:54:21 AM
No.538589236
>>538589626
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:56:51 AM
No.538589450
>>538589649
>>538589218
why would they spend so much time and effort on their project and then just pull the plug when blizzard tells them to fuck off. are they actually stupid or what
What is the comfiest class to level on a pvp server? I already have a paladin but just want something chill to play.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:58:41 AM
No.538589626
>>538589236
I dunno, that's a little ridiculous to believe
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:58:48 AM
No.538589640
>>538589816
>>538589524
Rogue because you can just fuck off out of any bad situation
Turtleshill
9/10/2025, 4:58:52 AM
No.538589649
>>538589450
I mean it was already bleeding players prior to today. It's in Ascension's interest to kill Epoch too since Bronzebeard/Conquest of Azeroth/WORS exists.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:58:55 AM
No.538589656
>>538589749
>entire general being kept afloat by one schizo AI slopper
I think its time to pack it up and merge back to /wpsg/. I doubt you could provide any genuine arguments as to why this would be a bad idea. Not like you ppl even discuss pochie anymore (or even care about the server)
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:59:47 AM
No.538589749
>>538590149
>>538589656
we went through 3 threads in a few hours today
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:00:39 AM
No.538589816
>>538590005
>>538590689
>>538589524
>>538589640
druids get the fuck-off part of rogues plus self healing and tanking where appropriate that is still good off-spec. they only thing they can't do is ranged DPS for more than a few seconds.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:01:09 AM
No.538589882
>>538589524
pvp servers arent chill and like the other anon said rogue is the only class who can pick and choose when to pvp
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:02:38 AM
No.538590005
>>538589816
oh and kot gets track humanoids to seriously avoid enemies if you want
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:04:10 AM
No.538590149
>>538590281
>>538589749
>we went through 3 threads in a few hours today
yeah I wonder why
>ppl shitposting and laffing at the entiterey of the original epoch team quitting after a C&D (the type of letter that kaytotes said he doesn't care about)
>ban evading slopper just bumping these threads with low quality porn links
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:04:56 AM
No.538590217
>>538589524
>pvp server
>chill
Lads, how do we tell xir?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:05:43 AM
No.538590281
>>538600084
>>538590149
ban evading would require me to get banned first
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:06:51 AM
No.538590380
>>538590449
>>538590454
hey friendos
can you let me know when the carts work again?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:07:41 AM
No.538590449
>>538590380
They already do.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:07:42 AM
No.538590454
>>538590380
i've never seen them not working but theres a risk of getting sent into the forbidden dimension sometimes
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:10:02 AM
No.538590658
>>538588171
Done from what? His jeets did everything for him during the initial launch and he's done nothing ever since he sold to ascension
Genuinely who the fuck cares if Kaytotes is here or not? He became instantly irrelevant when Ascension bought them out. As long as I can get groups going on this server and see people shitting up general chat I'm content.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:10:22 AM
No.538590689
>>538591001
>>538592662
>>538589816
druid has a much more difficult time running away and unless you go feral spec you have super weak stealth so anyone can spot you
also a very weak class in general 1v1 vs the most popular heavy hitters
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:11:22 AM
No.538590778
Epoop lost.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:14:04 AM
No.538591001
>>538591391
>>538590689
druid has a more difficult time popping out of combat but they're much much much MUCH better at just running. they are one of the strongest wpvp non-duel classes 1v1 against anyone but the tactics are mega cheap shots. even the entangling roots nerf doesn't shut them down too bad.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:14:37 AM
No.538591053
>>538591296
>>538590662
he and Kes mutually kept each other's retardation in check
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:16:13 AM
No.538591172
>>538592104
>>538590662
People are just making fun of him because he talked a big game about discarding any kind of C&D but then immediately capitulated and ran off as soon as he received one. Assuming this all isn't theater and he and his team are just secretly working under Ascension with the illusion of leaving so they can get Blizzard off their backs.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:17:34 AM
No.538591296
>>538591053
oh nevermind they all fucking bailed lol
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:18:42 AM
No.538591391
>>538591606
>>538591676
>>538591001
if you're engaged with someone and they're not bad you will not get away
only a rogue can counter a FAP with blind, druid is just completely fucked and 10x squishier on top of it
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:21:18 AM
No.538591606
>>538591639
>>538591391
>squishier
I thought druids were unkillable HP monsters?
>>538587172
>I am unironically going to download this shit, even though I have never played vanilla in any capacity, merely to make a shota so these onee-sans can abuse me.
Gawddd, this post is so fucking hot. You immediately made me lean forward like a bitch in heat to grind my pussy against the edge of the seat~ Nothing excites me more than little losers offering themselves up like this. I'm not even going to wait until you're done with the starter zone or wait until you're in Stormwind. I'm going to plaster your tiny face with thousand little kisses until your brain goes numb from my scent being all over you, right in the starter zone. You're such a fucking cute little boy. I wanna smother you right at Lv.1 and press my adult tongue into your inexperienced mouth, right in front of all the other stupid fucks who have barely managed to kill their first wolf yet. I'm so sorry for your parents, but this nelfie hag is going to steal your first kiss, your first orgasm and will ruin every other girl for you. I'm going to mouth-fuck your innocence away so hard, that your little stick is never going to get hard for a girl your age ever again. Gosh, boys like you are just such fucking delicious rape bait. It makes me wanna introduce you to everyone as my son while I'm finger fucking my pxdo nelf pussy, you stupid little idiot~ ugh, this is all your fault for getting me this riled up
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:21:46 AM
No.538591639
>>538591606
lol lmao even
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:22:11 AM
No.538591676
>>538591764
>>538591906
>>538591391
are you literally retarded? druids are practically immune to CC, have a ton of CC of their own, wear plate armor and have heals. NOBODY can catch druids, no class in the entire game can chase a druid and catch up. they're only weak when you take them inside or limit their range. they also completely shut down hunters.
>only girls I like to play are dwarves and tauren
>nobody wants femdarves or femtauren
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:23:25 AM
No.538591764
>>538592152
>>538591676
uh oh shitter alert
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:24:39 AM
No.538591865
>>538592154
>>538591754
I like femdwarves actually
they're pretty cool but I think their size gets them ignored by everyone
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:25:01 AM
No.538591906
>>538592035
>>538592152
>>538591676
Maybe in the fantasy land you live in where druids don't go oom in three seconds by doing all of that.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:26:30 AM
No.538592035
>>538592115
>>538591906
they have three separate energy pools and even shifting is cheap through talents. they regen mana while shapeshifted.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:26:41 AM
No.538592049
>>538591754
nobody actually cares man
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:27:21 AM
No.538592104
>>538591172
I don't know if he's that smart honestly, and wouldn't Blizzard be wise to that kind of maneuvering?
Turtleshill
9/10/2025, 5:27:22 AM
No.538592107
>>538590662
He was completely gung ho about telling Blizzard's lawyers to get fucked and he folded the moment he caught a little heat. Also I highly doubt their "team" still exists and will be surprised if they fulfill this roadmap.
Let alone deliver beyond that.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:27:26 AM
No.538592115
>>538592410
>>538592035
you know 1 warrior spec'd into piercing howl can keep a druid trapped forever, right? lmao
they also melt in seconds if they get caught out of bear for a milisecond
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:27:59 AM
No.538592152
>>538591764
>>538591906
Uh-oh! You've alerted the shitter druids! Better get away before they complain about how bad their 98% WSG winrate is!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:28:00 AM
No.538592154
>>538591754
>>538591865
girls with cute accents kill me so dorf, drainy (and troll) are my go to.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:29:16 AM
No.538592259
i have a hard time taking male dwarf players seriously or reading anything they type in chat and it's causing problems in my groups
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:31:14 AM
No.538592410
>>538592506
>>538592115
the druid CC spam is enough to keep the warriors away through their slows and they only melt a little bit because of all the HoTs.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:31:24 AM
No.538592426
blackmaw village is the best place in the whole game it should be a main hub
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:32:23 AM
No.538592506
>>538592779
>>538592410
piercing howl has range you mongoloid retard
maybe you should actually pvp once in your life before talking about it
>>538590689
It's not difficult to run away lol
You have sprint, instant cast root when hit, travel form, stealth if you can not take damage for 5 seconds, slow and root dispell. Meanwhile a Rogue gets countered by a dot or aoe spell. And as a stealth class you also counter the only other stealth class with faerie fire and poison dispell.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:35:31 AM
No.538592779
>>538592506
going from melee with warrior to outside of melee is easy because of all the CC. hamstrings, howls, none of that really makes a difference. druid escapes.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:36:12 AM
No.538592836
>>538592932
>In coming days I will be preparing a test-realm that will have the CORE infastructure and code needed for BB launch with copies of Area-52 & Elune's databases. We have done rounds of internal testing and things seem to be in good shape.
Finding and Testing characters for this will be crucial - snapshots were taken yesterday. This is just an announcement letting you know to update your live client to help find as many issues as possible so we can get this core code to live ASAP!
MORE INFO POSTED ON THIS TOMORROW
Are you ready for BBC?
Bbc hype?!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:37:27 AM
No.538592932
>>538592836
I'm still waiting for CoA "Ready to launch in June 2025" to show up buddy
>got 24h mute for spamming the nigger-word in World
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:38:31 AM
No.538593025
>>538592662
>dot or aoe spell
dont forget faerie fire
>>538592963
deserved but based, thank you for your service.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:38:39 AM
No.538593038
>>538592963
maybe try following the rules the next time, instead of chimping out like a nigger
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:38:51 AM
No.538593052
>>538593165
>>538593196
>>538592662
>instant root when hit
that feels like shit to get on this talent tree, I doubt you've seen more than 1 or 2 people who spec'd it
rogues are much better flag room defenders
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:40:02 AM
No.538593165
>>538593453
>>538593052
>that feels like shit to get on this talent tree
>literally 1 point
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:40:08 AM
No.538593174
>>538593345
>muh 1v1s
Bruh ain't nobody care about 1v1. Druids suck at anything that isn't being a tree or running the flag in WSG.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:40:24 AM
No.538593196
>>538593453
>>538593052
>spec'd it
its 1 talent point and basically everyone takes it. rogues ARE better flag room defenders but worse runners.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:40:38 AM
No.538593215
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:42:05 AM
No.538593345
>>538593174
we're not even considering winnig the fight this guy thinks druid can't RUN
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:43:17 AM
No.538593442
>>538610039
>>538610814
>>538592963
>join server
>server says don't spam nigger nigger nigger
>spam nigger nigger nigger
>chat muted
I mean I don't know what you expected anon
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:43:30 AM
No.538593453
>>538593673
>>538593165
>>538593196
1 talent point is retarded and very unreliable
I may be one of the few people who actually has played a lot with this talent in wsg and the power of it is to get a guaranteed root on the first hit to let you outmaneuver some melee
with 1 point he will slap you like 6 times and then you get your heckin root... who the fuck cares
you can't really plan and anticipate the play properly with just 1 point in it and that makes it dogshit
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:43:49 AM
No.538593492
>>538592963
you are like baby
watch THIS
I immediately opened a ticket to call the GMS a bunch of niggers too
>>538592662
This is how fights go on my gnome war vs a shitter druid
>charge
>he panics and tries to passive instant root
>escape artist
>he does a /laugh and thinks he can start running
>piercing howl hits him from 10 yards away
>he starts fucking his mana trying to powershift away against the howl onslaught
>I can spam howl nonstop all day and already ripping him apart with auto's and sunders stacking
EZ
only chance you got as a druid is to FAP and depending on where we are I'll either just swiftness murder you in a few globals or swiftness in the opposite direction and force you to fight me somewhere with LoS or a smaller room (warsong mid to tunnel, warsong mid to tree trunk LoS etc)
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:46:00 AM
No.538593673
>>538593453
yeah agreed 1point is not unreliable but very inconsistent. in wpvp you dont need it to go off in one hit because you fire it off EVERY time you engage and then you open up drop bleeds and disengage and kite. if you're a druid and you end up in a fair fight brawl then yeah you're gonna roll the dice and probably get fucked up.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:46:38 AM
No.538593719
>>538593782
>priest tries to 1v1 me on the road
>I just walk up and beat him to death (he literally cannot do anything)
I don't get it.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:47:05 AM
No.538593756
>>538594135
>>538593531
As a warlock I love spamming exhaustion on a retarded druid who keeps trying to escape it with power shifting not realizing he's burning his mana pool fast while my bane costs next to nothing to keep up.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:47:32 AM
No.538593782
>>538593719
defeatslut who gets off on being beaten
very common with priests
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:47:40 AM
No.538593797
>>538584815
why is bridal lingerie so hot bwos...
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:48:46 AM
No.538593914
>>538594026
>>538593531
>cyclones you and walks away
heh, nothing persenel kid
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:50:02 AM
No.538594026
>>538594183
>>538593914
>pet silences you
>fears you
>death coils you when you trinket
>fears you again
>you're dead
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:51:28 AM
No.538594135
>>538594357
>>538593531
>>538593756
agreed, people jumping to powershift spam are like nobs getting baited into popping trinkets. powershift DOES work, especially against warriors but it's not something you can use in isolation. locks are much much worse if you're in the open with no LoS tricks.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:52:00 AM
No.538594183
>>538594026
I found out that just jumping around the fence is enough to break the minds of 90% of players and I'm dogshit
It's baffling how many just fail the jumps and fall down
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:54:32 AM
No.538594357
>>538594749
>>538594135
Powershifting also has less use because the duration of Tiger's Fury is so long here that it is often just better to keep the buff
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:00:02 AM
No.538594749
>>538594857
>>538594357
>you shouldn't powershift when running away with the flag because of the Tiger's Fury parse
jfc what kind of shitter says this
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:00:33 AM
No.538594779
>>538579940
theres zero risk if they aren't retarded but they definitely are so you have a point
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:01:28 AM
No.538594857
>>538594749
its an ai generated reply
why are you responding you retard
WAIT WAIT WAIT
HAVENT PLAYED FOR A WEEK
WTF? IS SERVER ACTUALLY KILL?
WTF AM I READING ON TROONCORD, DID BLIZZ RAPE THEM?
GIMME THE TL;DR PLEASE
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:04:41 AM
No.538595114
>>538596259
>>538594920
shenna won lad
now pack your epoch bags and gtfo over to turtle WoW NOW!!!!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:05:50 AM
No.538595209
>>538596259
>>538594920
pretty much
all the epoch devs left while the server has 999999 bugs and now ascension has to find new ones
also the players started leaving (-1k during peak yesterday)
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:06:40 AM
No.538595286
>>538595394
List of ascension victims thus far
nostalrius
turtle wow
epoch
Theres no way ascension is not on blizz payroll.
Blatantly selling blizz assets (including the ones from very recent xpac shop mounts) for money
And doing it for 8 years or so
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:08:10 AM
No.538595394
>>538595286
they 100% got a letter too, but are ignoring it so far. Also their server isn't as big compared to turtle
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:10:26 AM
No.538595582
>>538595801
>>538595246
What's the girthiest you can make it?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:14:22 AM
No.538595904
>>538595801
damn those knockers on the horse look as big as a gnome, thanks
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:14:39 AM
No.538595936
>>538595246
More nagatoro x whitemane slop
Preferably feet in frame and puffy pussy
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:15:19 AM
No.538595995
>>538582695
Dont care for the belly but this is like Whitemane rendered in Halo 2's engine
This fucking rules holy shit
How do I see more of this how do I make this bros
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:15:45 AM
No.538596034
>>538596162
>>538596170
>>538595246
>>538595801
I hate you nasty retards so fucking much
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:16:14 AM
No.538596072
>>538597493
More Whitemane please.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:16:51 AM
No.538596118
>>538596162
>>538596425
Ban all the coomers, janny. Do your fucking unpaid job.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:17:25 AM
No.538596162
>>538596306
>>538596034
shut up bitch
>>538596118
I talk about pochie more than you do
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:17:34 AM
No.538596170
>>538596306
>>538597260
>>538596034
you didn't have to click it, you have nobody else to blame but yourself, just like when you will reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>538595114
>>538595209
>>538594920
can i get a non mongoloid answer?
is the server done or not? should i bother with my lvl 20 nigga?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:19:24 AM
No.538596306
>>538596162
>>538596170
OMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:19:30 AM
No.538596316
>>538597093
>>538596259
"epoch" is over but it's been over since they went to ascension. basically just had the website left to their name and thats gone.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:19:53 AM
No.538596353
>>538596716
>>538597093
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:20:46 AM
No.538596425
>>538602297
>>538596118
Oh just mention anything that incriminates Jews and he will be there in 1 minute
Hold my beer.
JEWISH CONTROLLED BOLSHEVIK PARTY IN RUSSIA HAS ORCHESTRATED
HOLODOMOR
AN ARTIFICIALLY MAN MADE FAMINE THAT RESULTED IN 10 MILLION DEAD RUSSIANS AND UKRAINIANS.
UNLIKE HOLOCAUST, THIS WAS A REAL EVENT THAT GETS SUPPRESSED IN HISTORY BOOKS AND IN MEDIA WORLDWIDE.
CURRENTLY THERES ANOTHER GENOCIDE HAPPENING IN UKRAINE, BECAUSE ISRAELIS ARE PLANNING TO BUY CHEAP LAND THERE AND MOVE IN DUE TO DRINKABLE WATER AND FOOD SHORTAGES IN MIDDLE EAST
UKRAINE CONFLICT IS ARTIFICIALLY PROLONGED, THE "SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION" IS GENOCIDE PLAN.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:21:30 AM
No.538596490
So are we alive?
are we ded? how's the kezan guild?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:22:05 AM
No.538596546
>meet n fuck azeroth, steve!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:23:56 AM
No.538596716
>>538596882
>>538596353
wow its FUCKING NOTHING!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:25:52 AM
No.538596882
>>538596943
>>538596716
It was basically Dutch coming in clutch to save Epoch from Kaytotes' cuck behavior
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:26:22 AM
No.538596919
>>538597025
>>538597481
>have 3 druids in wsg
>they all just passively follow others around throwing occasional hot
>we lose because only a paladin and warrior were trying to get flag
love wsg
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:26:37 AM
No.538596943
>>538597873
>>538614829
>>538596882
is gonna go from 20-80 to 25-75 and then the 5 that joined alliance will quit and its back to 20-80
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:27:46 AM
No.538597025
>>538597396
>>538596919
>wsg
>priest
>no one goes for the flag
>hunter guarding flag so I can't grab it
god bless the time limit.
>>538596316
>>538596353
wait, so exactly does it stop shitzzard from dabbing on ascenscion too?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:29:15 AM
No.538597139
>>538597093
ascension is blizzard
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:30:22 AM
No.538597240
>>538597759
>>538597093
they can't legally take down the servers themselves by going after the hosts so now they're doxxing and directly suing private server developers when they live in countries that are susceptible to legal threats. even if ultimately they would be legally found in the clear it would cost millions of dollars to fight microjeet/actiblizz's jewish lawyers in court.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:30:36 AM
No.538597260
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:31:44 AM
No.538597386
>>538597450
>>538597759
>>538597093
The fact that they would have long since tried it
Ascension has AAA level of marketing, makes a ton of money and is so transformative that it isn't just an alternative to Blizzard, but it's own superior product
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:31:48 AM
No.538597396
>>538597619
>>538597871
>>538597025
there should be some kind of balancing in wsg: in the best case class and level distribution should be even but we'll never get anything like that
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:32:26 AM
No.538597450
>>538597710
>>538597386
ascension sucks ass tho
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:32:53 AM
No.538597481
>>538596919
>it's the druids fault i lose wsg! they are supposed to carry me!
maybe, no? people just want to farm xp from mid if the team is bad.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:32:57 AM
No.538597493
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:34:26 AM
No.538597619
>>538597396
then you get infinite queues
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:35:47 AM
No.538597710
>>538598431
>>538598641
>>538597450
They have by far best devs and cleanest ui solutions and their bugtracker is actually going down instead of adding a digit every 2 months
Probably because they pay their Devs
When you dont pay your devs and hope everything just magically works, you ens up with epoch tier vibecoding and unplayable server
>>538597240
>>538597386
isnt ascenscion literally german?
im pretty sure at least the owner is
and they are like the biggest amerimutt cucks on earth after swedes
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:37:37 AM
No.538597871
>>538597396
Ill do you one better:
In BGs you get premade template characters who get talents and abilities unlocked as if you were level 10/20/30/40/50/60
Aka what WOD tried with their pvp templates
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:37:38 AM
No.538597873
>>538596943
no one is gonna hard shift to alliance until they get to 60 for the racial swaps
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:39:07 AM
No.538597987
>>538598209
>>538633375
>>538597093
remember when kaytotes said 'yeah we don't care if we get C&D letters'?
ascension is the same but they actually mean it
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:40:20 AM
No.538598087
>>538597759
it's a question of whether or not blizz's lawyers have a provable legal address to send papers to.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:40:36 AM
No.538598105
>>538598539
>>538597759
Is he?
Every time I see someone talking about the ascension guys nationality it's always different.
I've seen them being called russian, hungarian, polish and others.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:41:40 AM
No.538598195
>>538597759
no lol
in germany they don't send a c&d first, they immediately bill you for thousands of euros on copyright infringement and discord or any other website will be happy to unmask them, before you actually even get sued
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:41:52 AM
No.538598209
>>538597987
>remember when kaytotes said 'yeah we don't care if we get C&D letters'?
no, actually
>ascension is the same but they actually mean it
yeah, i hope so, but through the years, like it or not, only 2 servers haven proven that: warmame and tauri
people love to shit on warmane, but im unironically sure that its the most dependable private server in existence
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:43:36 AM
No.538598325
>>538598489
>>538604164
Kneel.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:44:55 AM
No.538598431
>>538597710
doesn't change the fact that ascension sucks ass tho
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:45:45 AM
No.538598489
>>538598536
>>538598571
>>538598325
Ony isn't out yet
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:46:07 AM
No.538598513
>get through the barrow den cancer
>get out
>"Haha go back in and kill more named mobs"
fuuuuuuuuuuuck you.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:46:28 AM
No.538598536
>>538598678
>>538598489
........you're joking right?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:46:29 AM
No.538598539
>>538598105
im 99% sure he is
unless shit changed through the years, cos ive played on the very fucking launch of ascension like a decade ago when there like like 500 people on with some other /wpsg/ autist and i very clearly remember the main guy being german, he said it a few times.
maybe shit changed and the owner( dutch?) is different now, but that was certainly the case back then
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:46:56 AM
No.538598571
>>538598678
>>538598489
nigga the rookery aint in ony
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:47:45 AM
No.538598626
>>538598778
So, did you quit or are you still playing?
I deleted my character at lvl 55 to quit for good. Even if the main team is still secretly working on it, I wasn't really liking how slow they are at fixing things.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:47:59 AM
No.538598641
>>538598759
>>538598817
>>538597710
>They have by far best devs and cleanest ui solutions and their bugtracker is actually going down instead of adding a digit every 2 months
thats Tauri, retard
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:48:33 AM
No.538598678
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:49:51 AM
No.538598759
>>538600675
>>538598641
When i played tauri mop for the first time the blood dk had infinite healing and i was multiboxing 4 shamans + monk through dungeons
Shit server and i bet nothing changed
But im sure legion tauri is gonna be to s of fun :^)
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:50:10 AM
No.538598778
>>538598626
>level 22~ quit because he got ganked by a high level and lost his WSG
ok bye
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:50:40 AM
No.538598817
>>538598641
>can't release a legion server in 10 years
>wotlk server was more bugged than gaytotes' slop and died in a month
yea no
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 6:56:01 AM
No.538599171
How are you even supposed to kill a fully pvp geared druid? They have 6k+ hp in bear form with a shit ton of armor
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:00:29 AM
No.538599526
>>538599224
hope they have to go afk or something
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:02:03 AM
No.538599632
>>538599224
Get your whole team to jump them
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:07:58 AM
No.538599993
>>538600037
>bg starts as 5v5
>we capture the flag twice until the teams fill up
>alliance just death balls while horde plays team death match mid
>we lose even with the 2 point lead
I wish horde wasn't that retarded on kezan
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:08:41 AM
No.538600037
>>538600208
>>538599993
thats why all the horde twink the 19 bracket
they can't win anywhere else
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:08:56 AM
No.538600052
>>538599224
If they are in bear form they arent doing anything either so at least theres that.
But real answer is hard stun when they are in human form or cat form
Roots and slows they instantly break, but they have to shift to do that
First stun they will probably trinket so its important to track DRs too.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:09:19 AM
No.538600084
>>538590281
That's a nice LORA
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:11:15 AM
No.538600208
>>538600037
It's so just tiring to constantly lose because horde sees wsg as team death match, nobody plays for the flag, everyone just runs solo into the enemy death ball - I can't wait to be done with my pvp gear
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:15:20 AM
No.538600504
>>538602272
Fucking despise entitled DPS shits complaining about pull sizes
Oh you in a big fucking hurry or something, big shot? Learn to kill skull first before you start crying about why I'm not going faster you fucking dunce. Fuck you.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:15:32 AM
No.538600525
>>538600587
>queue into 19 bracket
>it's just 7 horde druids twinked out with engi grenades
they really are buck broken huh
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:16:32 AM
No.538600587
>>538600525
just look further up in the thread, horde unironically has a winrate <30% after the 30s brackets because the players are that retarded
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:17:46 AM
No.538600675
>>538598759
a decade ago?
dumb fuck
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:21:30 AM
No.538600927
>>538600978
>>538600785
Out of curiosity where do you live
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:22:17 AM
No.538600978
>>538600927
yes sarr i am from america sarr
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:41:40 AM
No.538602185
>>538584815
white thighhighs and elbow gloves are just the best
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:42:59 AM
No.538602272
>>538602474
>>538600504
I truly wonder how many wow greenhorns we have on this server, surely retail still used the marks system right? Is AoE threat and damage that good these days? Are there no high-priority targets?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:43:11 AM
No.538602282
why tear off his thumb though? make him a shittier worker for life? seems like something a villain would do to your loved one
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:43:19 AM
No.538602297
>>538596425
>believing in so called holodomor
lol, lmao even
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:46:27 AM
No.538602474
>>538602272
wotlk standardised the aoe conveyor belt style dungeons. the bestest expansion evar, as they say.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:47:37 AM
No.538602546
>>538600785
haaaahhhahahahhahaahahahhaahahh
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:53:44 AM
No.538602890
>>538603026
why did they implement xp lock after the fact?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:56:21 AM
No.538603026
>>538602890
cause they are clueless
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:00:02 AM
No.538603220
>>538603269
>join a dungeon group
>its another epic 2h arms warrior without any prot talents or even a shield getting chunked non stop.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:01:06 AM
No.538603269
>>538603358
>>538603220
>using prot talents or a shield to tank leveling dungeons
ohnonono
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:02:52 AM
No.538603358
>>538603401
>>538603269
this isn't stock blizzard classic, retard.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:03:38 AM
No.538603401
>>538603481
>>538603358
yeah and you can still 2h tank everything except the new overtuned dungeons
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:05:07 AM
No.538603481
>>538603506
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:05:34 AM
No.538603506
>>538603481
sorry you learned you suck at healing the hard way
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:05:46 AM
No.538603514
lmao go to the epoch discord rn, people are arguing with literal trannies lol absolute state of this server
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:07:38 AM
No.538603613
>>538600785
>6AM EU
>midnight in US
wow
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:07:49 AM
No.538603625
>>538583270
imagine being kaytotes
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:07:57 AM
No.538603632
I FUCKING LOVE PLAYING MELEE!!!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:09:55 AM
No.538603745
>>538590662
Because Ascension devs only know how to make retail- slop and can't get into the intricacy that is classic+.
As bad at the balance is their custom content was actually good. Can't say the same for Ascension and their fucking Jewish levels of greed like name reservation tokens
So it's truly over now huh?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:13:25 AM
No.538603942
>>538604285
>>538603819
yeah i heard a fuckton of people switched to alliance on guru
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:14:17 AM
No.538603985
>>538603819
>AI stopped being posted
yeah, I might as well cum and end it now...
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:15:38 AM
No.538604058
>>538604226
>>538603819
Pros:
We will have actual devs who fix the plethora of bugs that are plaguing this server rn.
Cons:
These devs are only known for making retail-- garbage with cash shops more aggressive than Blizzard's.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:16:15 AM
No.538604090
>>538604234
Uhh what happened to thar vaunted spirit from turtle-wow players?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:17:29 AM
No.538604164
>>538598325
>says leroooooooooooy
>achievement is leeeeeeeeeeeroy
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:18:39 AM
No.538604226
>>538605627
>>538604058
You guys fucking say this, but what actually p2w?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:18:40 AM
No.538604227
>>538607445
Cast him
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:18:45 AM
No.538604234
>>538604090
I have no idea what you mean by that
>>538603942
I'd be surprised if 10 people in total swap to ally. No one is going to swap to the losing side for 5% exp bonus when you level twice as long due to corpse camping. Maybe if they did something like 25% exp/quest gold reward you would get few hundred people. Blizzard tried the same with 10% bonus on virtually everything including wq rewards and rep for alliance's warmode and it didn't change anything
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:21:54 AM
No.538604416
>>538604621
>>538604285
I've been seeing more ally than horde now. Infact, an ally raid just killed all three horde leaders
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:25:20 AM
No.538604621
>>538604416
Yeah. That's NA hours. I've noticed the same because I couldn't sleep much today and had really comfy leveling session except for one lvl 60 warlock nigger killing alliance in arathi. EU times are literally unplayable with contested zones being 60/40 for horde.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:25:48 AM
No.538604647
>>538583270
It's funny because gaytotes said in that qna video that he would just throw any c&d letters in the trash
>>538604285
Alliance wins the vast majority of bg matches. Too many shitters dog piled on to the horde and now the good players want out. If you stay on horde you'll never win another bg again
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:28:07 AM
No.538604764
>>538605010
>>538605061
this is the server you are playing on
dont wanna hear SHIT about troondle again
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:28:09 AM
No.538604765
>>538604707
all the shitter horde players will flood alliance too though
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:28:54 AM
No.538604802
>>538604707
theres shitters all around but alliance probably brings 99% of the premades
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:29:20 AM
No.538604824
>>538604707
You're preaching to the choir here I haven't left alliance even when it became unplayable on retail with 95% of endgame community playing in horde before crossfaction raids. Hate horde aesthetics, even if some of their races are cool.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:30:26 AM
No.538604876
>>538628531
>just wait for server to crash
no
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:32:35 AM
No.538605010
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:33:13 AM
No.538605061
>>538604764
People on epoch are some of the most humorless redditors I've ever seen on a pserver in my life. There was some dude in duskwood the other day fucking seething and playing armchair psychologist because one guy sarcastically responded to someone's retarded question. It was bewildering.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:33:23 AM
No.538605069
>>538605205
>gm said he can't understand why my brother is losing mails sent to other people including his own characters and asked to raise a bug report so a senior dev can have a look at it
Hmm I'm not getting my gold back am I?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:35:37 AM
No.538605205
>>538605329
>>538605069
A friend of mine got mail from someone's bank alt. It had 50g and 5 stacks of runecloth bolts in it. Sucks to sucks I suppose.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:36:00 AM
No.538605234
>>538588608
Paladin tank is the only real tank
t. chadlock
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:36:03 AM
No.538605237
>join BGs at level 10 alliance
>powerlevel because horde are trash
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:38:00 AM
No.538605329
>>538605734
>>538605205
I also thought he just fucked up the spelling but we literally tested it by sending multiple mails including his own characters and recording the evidence with shadowplay. The server is fucked in ways Ascension gms can't even comprehend.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:41:35 AM
No.538605561
>>538588608
Best secondary/dungeon/trash tank in the game with the best utility for his party. Not even close.
Once warriors get gear and devs fix rage issues they will still be the premium main tanking spec because prots seem to struggle with holding aggro, especially since you now tank for melee wf cleaves. Maybe something changes when you get spell power.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:42:43 AM
No.538605627
>>538604226
anything that's not pure cosmetics is p2w
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:44:42 AM
No.538605734
>>538605329
I'm not surprised if that's the case. I quit at level 50 a week ago because of all the constant bugs and crashes. I got fill. I'll wait for AAW and Wallcraft.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:44:59 AM
No.538605751
>>538605914
>>538604285
Some major guilds already switched though, I will NOT lose every damn wsg to ally premade while having 30 min queues.
Fuck und*ad p*ladins
Fuck und*ad r*gues
And FUCK f*m t*uren furfags afraid of the flag
I will take fem human trannies any day over those losers.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:47:54 AM
No.538605914
>>538605751
>Some major guilds
such as?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:48:21 AM
No.538605938
>>538605970
>>538605880
Need more Onyxia, preferably cynnyxia
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:50:44 AM
No.538606050
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:51:16 AM
No.538606075
>>538605970
Bullying the shota king of SW
>exploit to accept multiple versions of the same quest still not fixed
and you're wondering how people got epic mounts so quickly
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:53:13 AM
No.538606182
>>538605880
Only if I'm the bottom
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:53:42 AM
No.538606207
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:53:57 AM
No.538606220
>>538605880
A ring on the finger and one around the base.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:54:08 AM
No.538606231
>>538606136
yikes, no wonder kaytotes jumped ship, this burning dumpster is dutch's problem now
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:55:04 AM
No.538606279
>>538606450
>managed to sneak in a level doing all the teldrassil quests before starting the darkshore chains
neat. What are the over/unders on my hitting 60 before the server goes down?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:55:11 AM
No.538606286
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:55:14 AM
No.538606290
>>538606136
The reality is that this server will take another 3 months minimum to be in a playable state. Releasing content when majority of specs are literally hindered or broken due to bugs is retarded.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:58:13 AM
No.538606450
>>538606279
I'm not sure how much blizzard can really do to Ascension which is basically Epoch by extension now so I'd say pretty good unless Dutch and co pull the plug
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:59:04 AM
No.538606493
>>538606561
>>538606871
>muted for 24h for calling a nigger afker in wsg a NIGGER
>cant talk ANYWHERE
even the nazi turtle devs only muted you from public chat, not guild or whispers
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:59:23 AM
No.538606512
>>538606787
>>538606136
how do i do this exploit?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:00:17 AM
No.538606561
>>538606493
I got a 24 hour mute, not for hitting the hard R, but for saying 'negro'.
In the context of using it as a replacement for 'black'. Not even referring to the people.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:04:11 AM
No.538606787
>>538606512
that one quest is just bugged
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:05:42 AM
No.538606871
>>538606493
yeah welcome to troon jannies
game ruining is fine but don't you dare say a mean word they can just ignore you fucking monster
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:07:47 AM
No.538606982
already informed dutch i shant be buying any of his cash slop solely because of the troons he calls GMs moderating so poorly
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:13:01 AM
No.538607243
every fucking BG my team mates are the lowest levels possible, this makes me want to go alliance and grief these retarded niggers until they quit the server
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:13:13 AM
No.538607256
Any ETA on when Dutch shuts down the server due to Kaytotes' cowardice?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:14:59 AM
No.538607369
real slav hours, sucks to be awake
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:16:29 AM
No.538607445
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:17:46 AM
No.538607509
>>538607539
>>538635141
>this fucking belt from teldrassil
what in the fuck? I looked this shit up. In classic, it's a white belt, with 10 armor.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:18:25 AM
No.538607539
>>538607509
classic doesnt have elites
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:21:58 AM
No.538607720
>>538607864
>Alliance can kill all horde leaders during NA times
>no shoes can't kill Alliance leaders even during EU primetime
LOL, just one more meatwave and surely you'll reach Bolvar this time...
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:25:24 AM
No.538607864
>>538608248
>>538607720
What are those fucking FINGERS!
Excluding felguard is it the imp that does the most dps out of lock pets?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:29:05 AM
No.538608043
>brown hours
>nothing but horde twinks in wsg
noticing...
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:32:07 AM
No.538608190
>>538584815
Left is her husband btw
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:33:19 AM
No.538608246
>>538607960
Felhound for affli and imp for destro
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:33:20 AM
No.538608248
>>538607864
Troll ancestry
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:34:03 AM
No.538608281
>>538608447
>>538595246
>>538595801
Jaina vs Tyrande, who's better at milking? I'm team tyrande
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:37:03 AM
No.538608447
>>538608563
>>538608281
yeah she's a nelf, natural talent with animals
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:38:57 AM
No.538608563
>>538608738
>>538608447
She's also had over thousands of years of experience of being a crazed nympho
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:41:47 AM
No.538608705
>>538607960
leveling? voidwalker
else test it yourself on training dummies
no one has done the testing with the new imp talent
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:42:23 AM
No.538608738
>>538608563
>She's also had over thousands of years of experience of being a night elf
yeah
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:52:40 AM
No.538609209
Any lads who missed the shitshow that was voice chat yesterday, here's a 1.5hr recording of the thing.
If you find any interesting passages, feel free to timestamp them here for others to enjoy.
I miss 3.5 trillion company Indian bro. Come back, we won't make fun of your accent again I swear.
https://files.catbox.moe/gvaq6j.mp3
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:52:55 AM
No.538609225
>>538609527
>>538607960
No.
felguard>succ>imp if it doesnt oom (it will)>felhunter>blueberry>oom imp
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:58:37 AM
No.538609527
>>538611210
>>538609225
> succ>imp>felhunter
based retard
you dont even play a warlock, otherwise you'd know what felhunter's shadowbite does
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:03:32 AM
No.538609832
>>538609870
So is there a talent calc anywhere now that their website is dead?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:04:12 AM
No.538609870
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:07:27 AM
No.538610039
>>538610474
>>538593442
>1st amendment says i can say nigger
>join server
>says i cant say nigger
>say nigger
>banned
>server going down
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:09:43 AM
No.538610193
wallcraft will let us say nigger all we want
they'll even ban anyone who reports you for saying it
guess im switching
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:14:32 AM
No.538610474
>>538610648
>>538610039
Ascension isn't the government.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:17:44 AM
No.538610648
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:20:44 AM
No.538610814
>>538593442
I expected the server to shut down
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:28:03 AM
No.538611190
will wallcraft make people verify their skin color and give them either an aryan buff or nigger debuff?
>>538609527
I got 60 week ago though, affli is trash spec for trash players btw
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:31:06 AM
No.538611348
>>538611806
pochiebros i dont feel so good, this server is so fucking dead
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:37:01 AM
No.538611657
>>538611759
>>538611781
>>538611210
>affli is trash spec for trash players btw
Why?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:39:02 AM
No.538611759
>>538611657
xe gets filltered by having to keep dots up
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:39:26 AM
No.538611781
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:39:53 AM
No.538611806
>>538611348
they'll be back once they figure out blizz are limp dicked cucks and nothings gonna happen.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:44:20 AM
No.538612012
>>538612118
Fuck off idiots stop price gouging arcanite champion mats
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:46:21 AM
No.538612118
>>538612273
>>538612012
Just get a buddy to get you some of the mats? You do have friends who share stuff with you with no expectations right?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:49:35 AM
No.538612273
>>538612383
>>538612118
I do actually, but no ones gotten lucky enough to get azerothian diamonds and the mark up on them on the AH is ridiculous
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:51:40 AM
No.538612383
>>538612273
They will come.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:52:52 AM
No.538612440
>>538612530
>>538611210
The question wasnt "which spec is best" you mongoloid.
Succ and felhunter hit for the same amount with the same 2.0 speed.
The difference comes from the fact that Shadowbite scales with affliction effects on the target (you will have CoE Corruption Agony) whereas Lash doesnt.
Shadowbite hits for more damage and is on the same timer, thus Felhunter is a better damage pet than Succ.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:54:39 AM
No.538612530
>>538612440
not even remotely true though
succ hits far harder
>>538611210
It's still king for levelling though right? What's best at 60, demo or destro? Tbh I'll probably go both with dual spec
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:03:32 AM
No.538612991
>>538612697
destro will probably scale far harder with gear
demo / aff is far better as a baseline
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:04:54 AM
No.538613058
>>538612697
destro is kinda dead spec because pretty much all talents past ruin are useless and with how good demons are you will not want to sacrifice it
0/40/21 is the best spec after felguard falls of to ruin in a tier or two
>>538612697
aff for leveling
demo for dungeons at 60
aff for raids with dogshit gear
demo+felguard for raids with shit-average gear
demo+ruin for raids with good gear
destro with bis gear
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:13:17 AM
No.538613459
>>538613550
>>538613605
>>538613379
That sounds good, Affli is always the most boring spec to me
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:14:01 AM
No.538613501
>>538613778
>>538613379
wrong on almost all account
demo is better than affli with shit gear raiding
pure destro will never outscale demo+ruin
you will never get enough spell power from shadow and flame to outdamage the scaling demon+demonic knowledge
>>538613459
>affli is always the most boring spec
>TBC demo and destro is literally one button shadow bolt spam and nothing else
what did anon mean by this
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:15:38 AM
No.538613605
>>538613645
>>538613734
>>538613459
>why yes I love spamming shadow bolt
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:15:42 AM
No.538613606
>>538613550
big numbers = fun duh
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:16:23 AM
No.538613645
>>538613751
>>538613550
>>538613605
>xhe thinks affli won't spam shadow bolt
OH NONONONONONO
get to 60 before posting sisters
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:16:35 AM
No.538613656
>>538613704
Aren't all pets overtuned in this server or is it just hunters?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:17:20 AM
No.538613704
>>538613656
Yes they are, that's why demolock is dominating pve at 60
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:17:52 AM
No.538613734
>>538614160
>>538613550
>>538613605
It's more about the effects, at least shadow bolt has a cool visual, sound and can crit. Dots have always been really boring outside of immolate.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:18:10 AM
No.538613751
>>538613645
>he didn't read the epoch changes for affliction
oh no no no no he's retarded!!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:18:38 AM
No.538613778
>>538613953
>>538614034
>>538613501
we will see about that
the difference in dps isn't that huge with shit gear so 10% hit will carry on bosses
demo+ruin pet will die and doesn't do as much damage as felguard
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:21:43 AM
No.538613953
>>538613778
I can already get 12% hit on my lock, it's non issue with this server with all the new custom loot
I did 4 minute long Cairne Bloodhoof in a full raid yesterday and easily topped as demolock
affli didn't even make it to top 20
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:23:14 AM
No.538614034
>>538614248
>>538613778
also the pet will absolutely not die with 90% aoe mitigation
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:25:27 AM
No.538614160
>>538614202
>>538613734
I don't understand, if getting crits is the only thing that's fun for you there are classes who crit way more than warlocks every 2.5 seconds
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:26:04 AM
No.538614202
>>538614302
>>538614160
more maybe, but not harder
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:26:32 AM
No.538614221
>>538614347
>>538614628
>queue wsg
>get into the game literally 1 second before we get the third cap
>15% exp for free
feels good to be a allianceCHAD
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:27:09 AM
No.538614248
>>538614273
>>538614034
maybe if you don't have soi link up and the healers aren't shitters
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:27:38 AM
No.538614273
>>538614248
nonfactor
the pet will not die
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:28:13 AM
No.538614302
>>538614542
>>538614202
If that's the case and you only care about big number then play holy priest. Max rank greater heal crits a higher number than anything in the game especially with the new tank enchants.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:28:57 AM
No.538614347
>>538614221
Has happened to me 3 different times today feels good
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:32:31 AM
No.538614542
>>538614604
>>538614302
Green numbers give me the ick
Why are actual redditors LITERALLY smarter than /vg/...?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:33:31 AM
No.538614604
>>538614542
???
You can easily change floating combat text colors to whatever you want
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:34:02 AM
No.538614628
>>538623469
>>538614221
horde got permanently buckbroken yesterday. all that larp from krom cucks and they failed to protect thrall or kill Bolvar
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:34:07 AM
No.538614631
>>538616582
>>538591628
I got so hard reading this. And opening the image got me to leak prec*m.
You are like my cousin. She is 10 years older than me. She kissed me 100 times all over my body and overpowered me. I always got hard.
Seeing her in underwear when we went for an afternoon nap was hot af.
I wish she could babysit me for one last time.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:34:24 AM
No.538614650
>>538615231
>>538586696
>Make tanking ass
>Work on "low DPS tanker wholesomerino 100!!" and "Tanks should have zero say in their own survival" TBCuck logic
>Also don't add new tank specs
>Surprised when nobody wants to play taunt bot
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:35:31 AM
No.538614702
>>538614821
>>538615221
>>538614565
>COMING SOON TO THE EPOCH STORE
>36 SLOT BAGS
>REPAIR BOTS
>SUMMON: AUCTIONEER
>PORTABLE MAILBOXES
>AND MORE!
>It's not P2W because... SHUT UP IT ISN'T
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:35:56 AM
No.538614725
>>538614565
>>/538614192/
shut up Snozzallos
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:36:11 AM
No.538614739
>>538614565
Epoch is useless without the Epoch devs.
Any other dev, escpecially current Ascension devs, will just fill it with soulless janky custom crap.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:36:25 AM
No.538614754
>>538615004
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:36:35 AM
No.538614760
>>538614565
>being a schizo conspiracy NOOTICER is considered being "smarter" to a redditor
maybe you should go back
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:36:47 AM
No.538614767
>>538586696
>brownie can only keep aoe aggro every 3 minutes
>dudu can't keep aoe aggro at all
>99% of paladin are undead returds looking for a tank
It's grim out there, pre wotlk tanks simply are not fun to play.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:37:55 AM
No.538614821
>>538614702
it's okay when troondle does it :)
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:38:03 AM
No.538614829
>>538596943
>20-80
What is this retarded cope, are you one of those PvE NPCs that got farmed once and still doesn't know how /who works?
Guru is consistently 45-55, sometimes even lower, get a grip you drone lol
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:41:38 AM
No.538615004
>>538614754
trannies still moderate ascension though?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:42:38 AM
No.538615045
Give me metamorphosis and I will tank
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:45:43 AM
No.538615221
>>538614702
>literally the same as Troondle, but twice as cheap and account-wide (while not even half as predatory)
What's the issue, exactly?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:45:57 AM
No.538615231
>>538615290
>>538614650
>don't add new tank specs
What class would you even give a new tank spec while still maintaining a lore friendly classic feel? Enhancement?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:46:35 AM
No.538615265
>>538615342
>>538615409
voidwalker can tank every single dungeon up to 55+
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:47:06 AM
No.538615290
>>538615231
Warlock and Enha
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:48:01 AM
No.538615334
>>538615391
>>538615481
>>538583270
Pochiesisters, please don't forget to remove the troondle ACK!-ed line from the next thread, as you just ACK!-ed yourself.
Sincerely yours
Twow enjoyer
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:48:09 AM
No.538615342
>>538615449
>>538615265
doubt, mine dies from two same level normal mobs.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:48:56 AM
No.538615391
>>538615334
Nah DVTCH-sama saved us
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:49:16 AM
No.538615409
>>538615449
>>538615548
>>538615265
i'm curious how that would be true, VW was always squishy but maybe its possible with the right party buffs?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:49:55 AM
No.538615449
>>538615587
>>538615769
>>538615409
>>538615342
what are you fuckers doing?
vw has more health than any non pvp geared warrior and close to 50% damage reduction
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:50:22 AM
No.538615481
>>538615740
>>538615796
>>538615334
Hello Aecheur.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:51:37 AM
No.538615548
>>538615409
As long as you have a healer it's fine as player tanks get gaped just as hard
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:52:27 AM
No.538615587
>>538615449
If I was able to tank SM gy/arm/lib as a hunter then locks can probably do it easier
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:55:55 AM
No.538615740
>>538615481
>i provides
What a retarded fag.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:56:33 AM
No.538615769
>>538615863
>>538615887
>>538615449
Should I respec to demonology then? Because mine definitely doesn't have that much HP
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:56:58 AM
No.538615796
>>538615481
Why are dudu players so mentally ill?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:58:29 AM
No.538615863
>>538615769
Let me guess: you don't have pvp gear?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:58:56 AM
No.538615887
>>538616028
>>538615769
>takes none of the pet talents
>uhhh wtf my pet sucks!!
...why are warlocks like this
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:01:32 PM
No.538616028
>>538616152
>>538616792
>>538615887
me personally i always pick them up for my personal gain plus the big bubble VW talents but outside master demo CD i still think VWs are squishy. felhunters seem tankier.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:04:08 PM
No.538616152
>>538616028
>master demo CD
demonic empowerment, thats the name
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:05:31 PM
No.538616225
Lol /epog/
>Anon 1:
Whitemane sloppa thumbnail
Always includes his slopbox
Doesn't mention r*ddit guilds
Never links to Anon 2's previous thread
>Anon 2:
Shit thumbnails
Doesn't include the catbox ( :/ )
Mentions 4 other r*ddit guilds
Always links to Anon 1's previous thread
any Kezan guilds that are still alive?
it's getting rather lonely :/
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:11:50 PM
No.538616575
>>538616425
there are 4 people in /desu
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:11:54 PM
No.538616582
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:12:28 PM
No.538616606
>>538616425
why the fuck would anyone play kezan crossdressfaction
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:13:39 PM
No.538616659
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:16:16 PM
No.538616792
>>538617941
>>538616028
VW has the super useful out of combat health recovery channel though, means I basically have 0 downtime. I tried Succ for abit but every mob took half her health off each time and I had to sit there and transfer health, terrible
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:21:21 PM
No.538617064
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:31:35 PM
No.538617664
>>538619380
I have not touched wow for decades are stratholme water plentiful if i need 5 or am i fucked?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:36:09 PM
No.538617941
>>538616792
yeah and of course the bubble is ridiculous
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:42:45 PM
No.538618302
>>538618454
watching horde twinks keyboard turning and failing to win BGs is somehow so cute
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:45:17 PM
No.538618454
>>538618598
>>538618302
Just imagine how fun the rated bgs will be
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:47:59 PM
No.538618598
>>538618773
>>538618454
if someone enters a rated BG without the trinkets, you have the right to report them for griefing
>>538618598
only reports for nono words do anything on this tranny coded server
>>538618773
feel free to leave
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:56:46 PM
No.538619115
>>538619132
>>538618823
I'm just going to grief you instead lol
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:57:02 PM
No.538619132
>>538619115
and then u woke up
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:57:46 PM
No.538619173
>>538618823
I don't think I will though, your move
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:58:43 PM
No.538619226
>>538619245
>>538619283
why is there a trans flag sticking out the wall in WSG?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:59:02 PM
No.538619245
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:59:45 PM
No.538619283
>>538619226
kek based retard
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:01:18 PM
No.538619380
>>538617664
You're fucked because like everything else, they're bugged on this server. Crates only spawn in the area on the undead side right before Baron. There are only enough crates for about 5 holy water per instance meaning one person per group can complete the quest.
What's the logic behind Warr getting Bladestorm but Pala not getting CS baseline and Divine Storm as the Ret end talent instead?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:04:34 PM
No.538619567
>>538619413
DS as ret makes more sense desu
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:04:57 PM
No.538619593
>>538619413
the epoch devs were a bunch of frauds, here's your logic
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:05:09 PM
No.538619608
>>538619981
>>538619413
Because sissy is a hybrid so they pay the tax
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:05:50 PM
No.538619654
>>538619723
>>538619984
i have successfully transitioned from orc to female nelf warrior
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:06:59 PM
No.538619723
>>538619654
congrats sister
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:07:17 PM
No.538619743
>EV just cut all aid to israel
HAHAHAHAHAAA, I think I'll be seeing lot of anti EVROPA seethe in the worldchat today
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:11:38 PM
No.538619981
>>538619608
Shamans are destroying people though
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:11:42 PM
No.538619984
>>538619654
>not a nelf hunter
fake nelf
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:14:34 PM
No.538620174
>>538619413
>logic
vibe thought
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:16:00 PM
No.538620249
>>538620413
>>538620584
gnome or human mage? female ofc.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:16:12 PM
No.538620269
>>538620379
Remember when gaytotes said he would throw the C&D letter in the trash?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:17:00 PM
No.538620328
>>538621442
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:17:41 PM
No.538620370
>all the whites are asleep
>the brownest of horde can finally win WSG for a few hours
feels good sarrs
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:17:47 PM
No.538620379
>>538620269
Remember when gaytotes said his server can handle more than 500 players?
Arrogant fuck, I hope he get raped by Turks.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:18:22 PM
No.538620413
>>538620249
I wanna fuck both so thats hard
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:18:58 PM
No.538620450
>>538620603
why are there so many shamans theres 3 in my group and they dont want to heal wailing caverns
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:21:18 PM
No.538620584
>>538620756
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:21:36 PM
No.538620603
>>538620450
people found out that on high level enh is better than hunter so now everyone is lvling an enha alt without healing wave on their bars
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:21:43 PM
No.538620610
well, that's it, my WoW years are over
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:22:03 PM
No.538620638
>>538620814
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:23:34 PM
No.538620726
>>538618773
>objectively true statement
>>538618823
>trans coded response
kinda funny ngl
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:24:07 PM
No.538620756
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:24:11 PM
No.538620765
is baradin hold a 60 dungeon?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:25:00 PM
No.538620814
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:26:14 PM
No.538620875
>>538620930
>>538621000
amazing, the panther doesn't even spawn in the cage.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:27:15 PM
No.538620930
>>538620875
if you want I can get into the cage and be your panther instear rawr :3
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:28:31 PM
No.538621000
>>538620875
we wanted to fix it but then someone told an AFKer in WSG to fuck off and we had to immediately divert all resources to give them a chat ban. it's his right to afk
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:32:42 PM
No.538621235
>>538621489
do i rush omen of clarity or feral swiftness on druid? i plan to tank
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:37:02 PM
No.538621442
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:37:49 PM
No.538621489
>>538621235
if you spend more time in the open world, feral swiftness so you get an early preview to travel form
if you want to spend more time tanking dungeons several times in a row, go omen, because you will trigger it a lot with swipes
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:41:07 PM
No.538621680
>>538621780
>>538621834
Iβm now a female nelf with racial knowledge of orcs, what does this mean
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:42:34 PM
No.538621780
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:43:36 PM
No.538621834
>>538621925
>>538621680
means you read the crime statistics and know not to relax now
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:44:47 PM
No.538621925
>>538621834
Good thing there's no buses in Orgrimmar
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:51:32 PM
No.538622415
can paladins taunt here
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:52:28 PM
No.538622479
why are we still talking about an eos game
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:55:11 PM
No.538622649
>>538622564
trans coded server, sis
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:56:38 PM
No.538622754
nigger = 24 hour mute
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:57:48 PM
No.538622835
how long until the pendulum swings back and the nigger worship ends
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:58:29 PM
No.538622886
>>538623457
>>538622564
reminder that on ascension servers you're free to niggerpost in chat without fear of reprisal, only outright spam will get you muted
this is what the pochie team does. they don't write code, they don't fix bugs, they don't even respond to player tickets as involved customer service. they just play chat janny and mute people for using no-no words and holding "wrong side of history" opinions. this is what the pochie team does and it's all they do.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:58:31 PM
No.538622891
>>538623039
when i faction changed to nelf they gave me a black stallion as mount
what did dutch mean by this
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:00:34 PM
No.538623039
>>538623164
>>538622891
Why did you faction change?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:01:01 PM
No.538623067
>>538623703
>>538623860
how hard is it to find dungeon groups as dps
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:02:21 PM
No.538623164
>>538623039
just want to play level 60 bgs
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:06:51 PM
No.538623457
>>538623686
>>538622886
There's no more Pochie team, all of them left the Ascension discord and shut down the original site
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:06:58 PM
No.538623469
>>538623804
>>538625085
>>538614628
It's worse than that. I already spoke to two Krom-cucks who swapped to alliance because these worthless niggers can't do anything beside ganking lowbies and get absolutely btfo at lvl 60. Like alliance now has bg queues while being the 45% faction because horde gets btfo so hard
Must admit this rivalry has been healthy.
It made both strong enough to tell blizz to fuck off and guarantee we can play the best attempts at classic+ so far, as blizz will never release anything of this level.
>but gaytotes cracked
Gaytotes is a fag that is only good at creating ideas to tastefully add to the vanilla world, which I hope he continues on this job undercover. The only thing I miss is the epoch site as it was well presented.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:10:24 PM
No.538623686
>>538623457
>being too autistic to read between the lines
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:10:35 PM
No.538623703
>>538623943
>>538623067
Dps are not a monolith
Warlock, mage, shaman? People will send you whispers
Rogue, ret, warrior? LOL, LMAO
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:12:03 PM
No.538623797
>>538625582
>>538623535
>which I hope he continues on this job undercover
He barely did his job, was a shit coder, never communicated to people, and left the second he had an excuse to leave. Why the fuck would you hope he's working in secret after how bad everything has been the past month, shit only got fixed when Dutch was doing most of the work.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:12:06 PM
No.538623804
>>538623469
That paladin injection really fucked up the horde
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:12:31 PM
No.538623834
>>538623535
the sooner all the original epoch trannies leave the better
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:12:53 PM
No.538623860
>>538624239
>>538624251
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:14:07 PM
No.538623943
>>538624018
>>538623703
You forgot spriest and oomkin.
I can't wrap my head around how some people thought gaytotes and his crew were even good at ideas when the balance is worse than blizzlike by a landslide.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:15:09 PM
No.538624018
>>538623943
Oh yeah didn't even bother mentioning those two as they are vanilla tier bad
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:15:36 PM
No.538624042
>>538623535
It would surprise me if none of the devs continue working on it
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:15:47 PM
No.538624050
>>538624251
>>538624610
>full demo lock
What's stopping me from tanking at lvl 34?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:18:41 PM
No.538624217
>>538624337
>>538624706
I'm full ret paladin and i tell people i'll tank
i tank and we win
explain??
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:19:08 PM
No.538624239
>>538625071
>>538623860
I've said it before, "WARR LF TANK" is infinitely more cucked that "shaman/druid/paladin/priest LF healer". Piss off back to retail classic where the entire zeitgeist is about you.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:19:22 PM
No.538624251
>>538623860
art
>>538624050
nothing, my friend's VW tanked all the way up to gmm without issue, well, the last boss was an issue because we were level 40.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:20:39 PM
No.538624337
>>538605880
absolutely based, more
>>538624217
extremely hard concept for warriors
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:22:01 PM
No.538624421
>>538605880
>you may now kiss the bride
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:24:38 PM
No.538624610
>>538624050
Absolutely nothing
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:26:09 PM
No.538624706
>>538624850
>>538624217
retoilet tourists think putting talents to prot tree means you get 9001% mitigation passively or something
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:28:27 PM
No.538624850
>>538624706
That's mostly the 50 year old boomer crowd who get mad when people aren't deep prot with a shield in every scenario, even retail people saw how much better fury/prot was because the prot tree is objectively shit outside of talents you can get at the very top of the tree
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:32:09 PM
No.538625053
>>538626507
what are the endgame / arena healer options? Are priests still useless dogshit at 60? Are druid healers worth anything outside of raids?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:32:22 PM
No.538625071
>>538625978
>>538624239
cope dresscuck
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:32:40 PM
No.538625085
>>538623469
how many kor kron members transfered to alliance you think?
Why no one told me priest is absolute dogshit even at lvl 60? It deals zero damage, the leveling experience sucks and do less healing than other classes, fuck
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:36:06 PM
No.538625313
>>538627492
>>538625187
>a healer should be able to do the same damage as a dedicated pumper role
>a healer should have an equally comfortable leveling experience as a pumper does
play retail, mmorpgs clearly are not for you
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:36:17 PM
No.538625325
>>538625187
your job is to die and spam max rank greater heal on your warrior bull
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:37:36 PM
No.538625413
>>538625829
>>538625187
I told you manytimes priest dps is flat out unviable, but you kept on coping with "nuhuh muh tbc talents and muh mana battery"
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:40:08 PM
No.538625582
>>538627531
>>538623797
By him I mean his team too. Yes the original team would never be able to keep a big server up and their communication with the community was beyond terrible.
But their unique skill is making tasteful additions *in the spirit of vanilla* that are a seamless continuation of the original world and will go unnoticed unless you're a 15 year veteran that knows all quests by heart. Even the gnome zone they made in a week crunch is soulful. That is their success and that is why people wanted to play Epoch.
They are a one trick pony but their one trick is unique in that nobody can create new content while replicating the spirit and aesthetics of vanilla. Blizz cannot. Even the Metzen of today cannot.
So yes I hope gaytotes and his entire team of actual devs and ideas people (without the reddit tyrant mods) continue creating content for this game. Just let Dutch run everything else.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:43:59 PM
No.538625829
>>538625413
Mana battery cope is so hilarious
Bring a real dps and fights will be shorter so healers use less mana
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:45:56 PM
No.538625978
>>538625071
come back when you can beat the tank in DPS
see you in wotlk
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:50:11 PM
No.538626283
>>538629107
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:53:30 PM
No.538626507
>>538625053
assuming it's going to be like tbc:
2v2: druid / paladin
3v3: priest
5v5: shamans
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:54:07 PM
No.538626548
I spent more time waiting during the failed launch than I did actually playing
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:08:16 PM
No.538627492
>>538627660
>>538627781
>>538625313
So explain enhancement shaman then?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:08:51 PM
No.538627531
>>538625582
This, there's a reason epoch's custom content is miles ahead of turtle's. I don't trust a randomly assembled ascension team to do a job as good. I really hope this is all legal PR and they're secretly still developing behind ascension
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:10:46 PM
No.538627660
>>538627764
>>538627492
they have heroism so they'll always have a spot in any group
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:11:59 PM
No.538627764
>>538628190
>>538627660
I'm talking about them dealing more damage than dedicated dps classes, not their utility.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:12:14 PM
No.538627781
>>538627918
>>538627492
explain how a restoration shaman replaces a disc priest then
you're clearly an ex ffxiv player or retail player who just wants every class to be a reskin
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:14:15 PM
No.538627918
>>538628178
>>538627781
What are you even talking about?
DPS Priest obviously means shadow priest, not holy/disc.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:17:46 PM
No.538628178
>>538628493
>>538627918
are you retarded or something? a bit slow in the head, are we? brown skinned perhaps?
your point is that every class and spec should be equally good, yes enhancement shaman deals more damage than shadow priest, but so is resto shaman being way worse as a healer than disc priest and you'll get 0 spots in arena as a resto shaman. your whole argument is contingent on every shaman spec outclassing priest, you goddamn low IQ disappointment to your parents
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:17:56 PM
No.538628190
>>538627764
such as?
not seen hunters, locks or mages losing to enhas yet
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:18:43 PM
No.538628246
>>538628539
>>538594920
>>538596259
not dead yet but dying
Original dev team left, ascension fully took over and claims they're going to keep the original vision alive while developing new stuff.
We'll never see uldum
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:20:55 PM
No.538628415
>>538604285
You swap for shorter BG queues, leveling players might wait but non shitters pvpers are going to switch
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:21:59 PM
No.538628493
>>538628178
No you jump into a conversation you weren't even following retard-kun.
Someone wrote that priest shouldn't expect to compete with dps classes in dps, because hybrid.
I brought up enhancement shamans as their WF procs are absolutely broken right now and dominate other physical damage dealers.
By that analogy that shouldn't be the case, because shaman is also a hybrid fucking class.
You're making up some schizo theories in your head noone even writes about you dumb fucking moron.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:22:26 PM
No.538628531
>>538628587
>>538634736
>>538604876
What spawns there?
I've seen lots of people camping the spot while questing in that area
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:22:33 PM
No.538628539
>>538628728
>>538628246
>dying
>has more concurrent players than yesterday before the announcement
what did he mean by this
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:23:18 PM
No.538628587
>>538628531
probably the spectral tiger
Am I reading too much into it or does Kaytotes' message have too much "yep we're totally done and abandoning this project bye" vibes to it
Fuck man I just want to know if they're secretly working on it or not
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:25:30 PM
No.538628728
>>538628539
It's over Dutch, all you guys had to do was zombify gaytotes and co accounts to make everyone think they were still around.
I don't trust you guys to carry the torch after seeing your shitty funservers.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:26:20 PM
No.538628771
>>538628627
they can't give any official confirmation on that because would just use it to sue the developers
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:26:45 PM
No.538628798
>>538628627
they're giving themselves excuses so it's not pursuable but they will still keep working on it, only a brown monkey would interpret this literally
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:28:55 PM
No.538628954
>>538628627
They've gotta keep it secret for obvious reasons. Guess we'll never know.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:31:08 PM
No.538629107
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:32:36 PM
No.538629206
>>538629610
What an amazing ride this server had
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:33:34 PM
No.538629278
>>538629693
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:37:09 PM
No.538629535
>players have upwards of 4k hp at level 50
lmao
no wonder there's a shortage of casters on Guru
imagine doing barely 500 damage per 15sec dot and 300 per 3sec cast SB while a rogue is doing 500dps to you pressing one button
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:38:10 PM
No.538629610
>>538629206
might write a book on the prelaunch threads
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:39:23 PM
No.538629693
>>538629278
Those guys are shitters 99% of the time. Just tank your own runs and explicitely ask for cloth / leather dps.
How is Ret in BGs/Wpvp/Dungeons?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:43:26 PM
No.538630000
>>538629929
laughing stock, no one likes em
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:43:52 PM
No.538630036
>>538629929
funny, I got crit by a ret for 90% of my health in one swing, that lucky motherfucker
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:44:24 PM
No.538630067
>>538630931
>>538629929
>BG
worthless
>Wpvp
depends, can be pretty op against some classes but prettu easily countered by others
>dungeons
low-mid dps, not desired
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:45:36 PM
No.538630181
>>538630373
>>538630538
is this spell a massive meme? did I just waste a gold on a button I won't press even when I overpull in a dungeon? it seems so weak
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:48:06 PM
No.538630373
>>538630538
>>538630181
>flat amount
any FLAT AMOUNT on this server is absolute dogshit because of the inflated stats.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:50:07 PM
No.538630538
>>538630693
>>538630181
>>538630373
% based skills are" too WoTLK" for them.
>b-but bladestorm
Yes, they're retarded, that was obvious already before their first botched release.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:51:51 PM
No.538630693
>>538630840
>>538630538
they should have let all classes vote about getting one op wotlk skill because now only brownies and locks get one and it's unfair
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:52:03 PM
No.538630712
>>538631618
People meme about BBC+ being Retail-
Epoch is Vanilla-
any completely unhinged sloppa requests?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:53:36 PM
No.538630840
>>538631028
>>538630693
>and locks
Lock have no WotLK spells, Anon. They're lucky to get their TBC spells back.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:54:45 PM
No.538630931
>>538631175
>>538631189
>>538630067
Damn, was hoping some ret rng crits might be fun in BGs at least. What about arms? Still worthless without a pocket healer?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:55:59 PM
No.538631028
>>538631174
>>538630840
locks got the 90% pet aoe mitigation from wotlk, that counts in my books
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:58:07 PM
No.538631174
>>538631461
>>538631028
>locks got the 90% pet aoe mitigation from wotlk
where?
my pet dies to boss aoe on a regular basis
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:58:08 PM
No.538631175
>>538633034
>>538630931
arms got bladestorm so it's wpvp and bg power got greatly increased
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:58:15 PM
No.538631189
>>538630931
ret rng is fun, but 99% of people quit ret before they win big
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:58:45 PM
No.538631230
>>538631369
>>538632676
>>538630812
Read The Fall of Darnassus on AO3 and make sloppa of some of those chapters.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:00:29 PM
No.538631369
>>538632214
>>538631230
any favorite bits or chapters? I feel like im getting conned into improving my reading ability.....
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:01:42 PM
No.538631457
>>538629929
Ret is a total meme, you have to be an actual retard to play it
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:01:45 PM
No.538631461
>>538631174
are you lvl 60?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:02:12 PM
No.538631505
>>538630812
adult human male on adult night elf female, lingerie and bush
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:03:13 PM
No.538631573
>>538631832
3 hours until my mute expires
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:03:43 PM
No.538631618
>>538630712
less of retail is good probably
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:03:49 PM
No.538631625
>>538631716
>>538631846
did they make fire viable yet
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:04:12 PM
No.538631654
> you sit all day and wait for a crash to tame a rare
> you think about whether you should go to the instance
> at the beginning of the instance crash hapen
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:04:51 PM
No.538631716
>>538631625
they have done zero class changes and probably won't
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:05:49 PM
No.538631791
Why are the Kezan guilds dead?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:06:15 PM
No.538631832
>>538631573
hope you have your "shout nigger nigger nigger" macro ready
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:06:23 PM
No.538631846
>>538631625
technically worse because there are a lot of immunities against fire now
we are starting a guild in kezan, most of us are playing very slowly cause we dont trust the server yet
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:09:05 PM
No.538632069
>priests heal 1% better than other classes, so their dps must be completely worthless
Cool mentality, I'll not play it. You can just play holy paladin and have a better experience
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:09:15 PM
No.538632090
>>538631974
>Player is a n-
kek
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:09:17 PM
No.538632093
>>538630812
Nelfies giving love to orc shotas and preferably getting pregnant by them
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:10:44 PM
No.538632214
>>538631369
It's not that long, just look at the tag of each chapters if you like something in particular.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:10:52 PM
No.538632224
>>538630812
futa undead females fucking female gnomes
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:15:39 PM
No.538632582
>>538632664
>>538632916
Should I trust the kike npc giving me 1 whole gold coin for this?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:16:46 PM
No.538632664
>>538632582
I'll give you 2 gold coins for the herbs, goy.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:16:53 PM
No.538632676
>>538632806
>>538631230
Just started reading it, thank you anon. Prime goon smut
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:17:33 PM
No.538632725
post SNIFFAS
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:18:31 PM
No.538632806
>>538632676
I wish there was more good wow stuff on AO3, I read it all already.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:19:00 PM
No.538632857
>>538597093
They only care suddenly because they plan on releasing their own Classic+ experience soon. They've done this before.
So Blizzard will target Ascension for their delicious BBC soon.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:19:41 PM
No.538632916
>>538633101
>>538632582
don't be cheap cunt, the line will eventually give you 5 flasks
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:21:07 PM
No.538633034
>>538633110
>>538631175
a 1.5m cd is really that good? You still get kited up the ass
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:22:07 PM
No.538633101
>>538633234
>>538632916
Woah really? You wouldn't be lying to me (again) would you? Alright I'm going all in!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:22:16 PM
No.538633110
>>538633034
if you trigger the funny hamstring root they're done for.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:22:50 PM
No.538633151
>>538631974
>shrek teamed up with anime mafia
Sounds awful, but at least it's much better than nu-/wpsg/ and the /v/ secondaries that can't even get a guild going.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:23:53 PM
No.538633234
>>538633101
again? I never lie!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:24:49 PM
No.538633310
benched pedo
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:25:16 PM
No.538633352
>>538634159
did they remove the faction change npc again?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:25:38 PM
No.538633375
>>538633881
>>538597987
This is why I suspect the C&D letter is fake, epoch guys have a record of not being quite forthright
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:28:44 PM
No.538633629
>>538633850
>>538622564
>say nigga on BBC
>two days later get muted for 24 hours randomly
There's no way a troon mod saw that and decided to chat ban me for 24 hours, 2 days later.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:30:33 PM
No.538633762
>>538633870
>>538633924
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:31:39 PM
No.538633850
>>538633629
>say nigga on BBC+
>black guy pushes me over and makes me slurp his cock saying black lives matter
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:31:56 PM
No.538633870
>>538633762
repulsive pic
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:32:04 PM
No.538633881
>>538633375
Ofc is fake, anyone believing otherwise is a legit retard.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:32:31 PM
No.538633924
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:34:02 PM
No.538634052
>>538634118
>>538634246
Didn't I tell you guys to stop playing?
That the server was a buggy mess? That it wasn't worth it?
That the custom content was trash and even some of it replaced good content which worked fine already?
Who won? Me
I won
You lost
Next time, listen to me, I'm the only good player here and the best WoW classic player that ever existed
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:34:53 PM
No.538634118
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:35:22 PM
No.538634159
>>538633352
Too many people switched
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:35:58 PM
No.538634216
>>538634405
>>538634091
And I was correct, without me every single player in that guild couldn't even manage to clear MC, while I did Naxx, hardcore first on multiple realm and so on
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:36:17 PM
No.538634246
>>538634052
Server is still around. It's being run by Ascension team so expect monetization out the ass. Koytotes is just a pussy who sold out and bailed.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:36:53 PM
No.538634307
>>538634405
>>538634493
>>538634091
Not reading all that but I can tell it's some schizo babble, will not be joining that guild.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:37:55 PM
No.538634394
>>538634091
this much drama on private servers always cracks me up
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:37:59 PM
No.538634398
>>538634091
tewi won, tho
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:38:00 PM
No.538634405
>>538634516
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:39:00 PM
No.538634493
>>538634307
tldr is that it's a guild of 35+ year old neets who treat private server drama like girls in middle school and will break up before raids even launch like they usually do.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:39:09 PM
No.538634516
>>538634405
And? I am Tewi, and like the poster above you said, I won
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:40:02 PM
No.538634582
>>538634668
>>538634758
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:40:51 PM
No.538634653
>>538634091
Why didn't the rogue just ask for LBRS instead of thinking other people can read his mind?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:40:59 PM
No.538634665
I'm making a fire mage right now out of PURE SPITE.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:41:01 PM
No.538634668
>>538634582
That guy was so bad at the game and everything he tried to do
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:41:52 PM
No.538634736
>>538628531
Spirit beast-looking cat hunter pet.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:43:24 PM
No.538634861
>>538634758
Reminder that Anime Mafia was the only guild here to manage to do gummies pre nerf KZ and the other wpsg guild couldn't even manage half of it
>>538634758
>flexing a lineup pic of killing Curator
Sometimes I forget how low the skill level is in this place
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:45:44 PM
No.538635060
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:46:13 PM
No.538635117
>>538635004
This pic was because the thread said the guild wouldn't be able to clear Curator, but it cleared the whole raid
Learn some context low IQ poster
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:46:35 PM
No.538635141
>>538607509
>anon is mad that an elite quest gives good rewards now
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:47:16 PM
No.538635202
meanwhile genetics gets hardstuck on stock mangos gluth for 2 weeks straight
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:47:38 PM
No.538635231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esnHD8_zuoY
>krule, yarrick and wpsg trying to do curator
Anime Mafia won
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:49:49 PM
No.538635426
krule is actually a braindead retard who only knows how to flex his frost dk dps on patchwerk
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:50:03 PM
No.538635438
>>538635508
>>538634758
>kara
>the easiest raid to ever exist
>screenshot at curator, not even the final boss
Lol?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:50:52 PM
No.538635493
>34 year old neets reminiscing about thread drama from 8 years ago when no one else cares
I love this /wpsg/ rerun episode
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:51:02 PM
No.538635508
>>538635390
>guild leader is a holy paladin
No guild can succeed if they aren't the tank
>>538635438
this u?
>>538635390
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:51:33 PM
No.538635542
genetics and krule got absolutely curbstomped by curator tho
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:52:09 PM
No.538635584
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:52:24 PM
No.538635601
>>538612697
It'll be just like TBC. Demo/Afflic early on, but probably by AQ/Naxx it'll be Destro+Sac.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:52:38 PM
No.538635623
>>538636467
watching pserver cucks try to flex about clearing easy piss easy, horribly scripted raids is so funny, coming from someone who cleared all of legion mythic content and the first 2 bfa raids with /wowg/ (before everyone realized bfa was so dogshit it killed the guild)
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:53:22 PM
No.538635681
>>538635390
try to slay curator first
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:53:31 PM
No.538635695
Holy shit we get it you guys massively failed in life and became a disappointment to everyone around you now fuck off back to your discord or whatever
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:53:41 PM
No.538635706
cope
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:55:29 PM
No.538635856
>>538635926
>>538636593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=500Ea4Mvws4
Damn, watching those VODs gives me a ton of nostalgia
I remember when people (Retarqua) tried to argue with me about why I went with a stamina trinket/gems instead of block rating, when you are unable to cap yourself with block values in 2.0 TBC as a warrior, so the thing you should focus on is having enough armor/hp to not get one shot, like this retard in this clip
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:55:41 PM
No.538635870
>haha bro i was good 10 years ago i swear!!
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:56:25 PM
No.538635926
>>538635975
>>538635856
Who asked, talk about Epoch retard
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:56:37 PM
No.538635941
>>538636051
>>538634091
are we posting classic gemmies now?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:57:03 PM
No.538635975
>>538636062
>>538636160
>>538635926
Why would I talk about some dead buggy server?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:57:57 PM
No.538636051
>>538635941
Worst part is Indi is still trying again to make his guild. I bet he is going to get catfished again.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:58:00 PM
No.538636062
>>538636126
>>538635975
Because you can go to /wpsg/ if you want to reminisce over playing some shitty Gummy server a decade ago
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:58:34 PM
No.538636126
>>538636062
Nah, I think I'll stay here
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:58:58 PM
No.538636160
>>538635975
because this is /epog/ and not /agpds/ (autogynephile dilationstation)
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:59:05 PM
No.538636174
>>538636452
>gummy server
wasnt that from netherwing beta or whatevers da fuck?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:01:27 PM
No.538636374
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:01:28 PM
No.538636376
fuck off back to your discord, tourists
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:02:21 PM
No.538636452
>>538636174
No, it was gummy first server beta, a ton of people complained that the server was too hard since it was 2.0 instead of 2.4 and 4channers were too bad at video games to clear it, except Tewi (best player here) and anime mafia (his army) came in and cleared it
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:02:31 PM
No.538636467
>>538636745
>>538637430
>>538635623
Playing with /wpsg/ related people is always a trap if you actually want to clear content, you usually have to carry bottom of the barrel Europeans and South Americans on dialup and Intel CPUs from 2013. The Turtle guild was so bad they could even full clear Naxx and it's way easier than regular vanilla.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:03:12 PM
No.538636538
KezAAAAAACK
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:03:53 PM
No.538636592
pwoooh
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:03:53 PM
No.538636593
>>538636656
>>538635856
vid not related? clearly the idiot healers fault
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:04:36 PM
No.538636656
>>538636921
>>538637371
>>538636593
The tank got one shotted, how do you heal him?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:04:38 PM
No.538636661
>>538636837
Holy shit glad I didn't join the Kezan guilds
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:05:53 PM
No.538636745
>>538636960
>>538636467
>pretending the problem is "turd worlders" (literally 99% of all private server players) and not deranged hormonally altered body type As in type B clothing (literally 13% of all private server players but 52% of 4chan guilds)
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:06:57 PM
No.538636837
>>538636661
There are no trannies and no drama in Racial Knowledge, also no discord.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:06:58 PM
No.538636839
>>538636975
what happened to
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:07:17 PM
No.538636861
>Undermine Clam Chowder recipie isnt in the game
a minor bug, but it makes it even funnier how shit this server is
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:07:20 PM
No.538636869
>>538636947
Is Seal twisting required or is it a meme? I just go oom all the time with it for what seems like marginal gain over just judging
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:07:31 PM
No.538636879
As someone for whom wow was never his main game but after understanding it now, I think all the devs and wow players fail to understand what kind of difficulty players want. People don't want a super hard stressful fight in a dungeon where they are relying on a bunch of other people to play perfectly. What people want is something like I saw on Throne and Liberty where you had these weekly timed solo bosses with lots of mechanics and you're competing to see who is the fastest in the server for each class to kill the weekly boss. You're only relying on yourself and not "wasting" someone else's time as you learn the details about the fight. I don't know why I haven't seen any pserver do something like that, I think you guys are too stuck in your own bubble and unwilling to roll with good ideas from other games. TnL had several systems that were much better than WoW's, it was just too pvp/p2w focused on the lategame and the leveling was kinda soulless.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:08:05 PM
No.538636921
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:08:28 PM
No.538636947
>>538636869
>Seal twisting required
only do it during raids really
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:08:29 PM
No.538636950
i think im done with this server the content is whatever
how many people are there online on ambershire?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:08:36 PM
No.538636960
>>538637018
>>538637070
>>538636745
Based third worlder feeling called out for being shit
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:08:44 PM
No.538636975
>>538636839
DESU was made by the trannies who played with Krule, so they failed and died like trannies always do.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:09:12 PM
No.538637018
>>538636960
3k players and 6k bots
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:09:47 PM
No.538637067
>Kezan is deadge
>Guru still up
Why does the superior server keep crashing?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:09:51 PM
No.538637070
>>538636960
there is functionally no difference between the first and the third world because both are filled with stabby rapey browns
end truth nuke
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:10:25 PM
No.538637123
Which server should I play on and which guild should I join? How many players are online right now? I'm thinking of making a nelf druid or dwarf shaman, or does the main guild here need something else?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:10:35 PM
No.538637137
>>538637278
>>538637306
>desu has 0 people online
what the fuck lol
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:11:57 PM
No.538637250
>>538637301
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:12:19 PM
No.538637278
>>538637137
All of them rerolled to Kezan after seeing how one sided Guru was in wpvp even though everyone warned them
>>538631974
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:12:34 PM
No.538637301
>>538637250
What does this have to do with Epoch?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:12:39 PM
No.538637306
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:13:28 PM
No.538637371
>>538637516
>>538636656
are you blind? obviously you cant read frames LMAO
tank is around half hp before he dies and the paladin is flashing the hunter who barely has taken dmg
2 mistakes here
1. dont use flash on shit that hits that hard
2. don't heal hunter, stay on tank
you will literally never clear content with a dumbass healer like that
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:13:33 PM
No.538637383
How the fuck was turtle so fucking high last few weeks and now its fucking over?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:13:59 PM
No.538637414
>4chan guild
I can tell by the posts in these threads that most of you are shitskins and even worse at the game. I'd sooner never touch a game again than strand myself in a guild with you animals.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:14:14 PM
No.538637430
>>538636467
Yeah EU likes to pretend "wow is our game" because of the EU world first guilds, but on 4chan the EU players are actually retarded. Here and on /wowg/. Wrench was an awful guild and a lot of their better players started playing on NA Illidan with the rest of us.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:14:45 PM
No.538637482
bros...
my salt shaker cooldown...
my wallet...
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:15:10 PM
No.538637516
>>538637957
>>538637371
If the tank had 1k more hp he would have survived too, both the healer and tank are trash, you only focus on the healer because you're a sissy healer player who's afraid of responsibility and playing the game so you choose the easiest role
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:16:04 PM
No.538637615
>>538637859
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:16:33 PM
No.538637657
>>538613379
This is correct.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:17:02 PM
No.538637708
>>538637867
>>538637943
why the fuck is the hit chance formula so fucked on this server? why did they choose to have it like this? a few levels higher than myself and suddenly every hit just WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH, fucking retarded nigger devs
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:18:30 PM
No.538637859
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:18:33 PM
No.538637864
epoch isn't doing it for me
see you on warmane fresh
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:18:37 PM
No.538637867
>>538637947
>>538637708
>a few levels higher
That's literally how it works in classic, moron. You can't seriously expect to land more than one hit on a mob 3+ levels higher than you without a lot of hit rating.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:19:02 PM
No.538637912
>>538614565
Ascension is russian mafia. They'll use any dirty trick to get money. They probably hacked all the Epoch guys directly, doxxed them to Microsoft, threatened them with violence etc.
Now the players on Epoch and their paypig money belong to "Dutch" who is an obese Russian man named Igor from Pskov Oblast.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:19:21 PM
No.538637943
>>538637708
Play hunter, clearly the game is too hard for you
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:19:24 PM
No.538637947
>>538638007
>>538637867
no it doesnt you fucking retarded nigger, its made worse on this server and its by choice by the devs
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:19:31 PM
No.538637957
>>538638136
>>538638161
>>538637516
how bad the tank is doesnt change the fact that someone with a functioning brain could carry him, which the paladin obviously is lacking
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:20:08 PM
No.538638007
>>538638065
>>538637947
Cool, so is this your first time playing WoW?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:20:12 PM
No.538638015
>>538638226
Any Kezan updates?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:20:55 PM
No.538638065
>>538638225
>>538638007
i accept your defeat, retarded nigger monkey
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:21:38 PM
No.538638136
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:21:54 PM
No.538638161
>>538638367
>>538638740
>>538637957
You can't carry someone who dies in 2 hits because of parry haste being a thing, they had 3 healers, they can have 9 healers, the tank NEEDS to survive 3 hits minimum or the content can't be cleared
This is why I cleared that raid pre-nerf, and you can't, sit down kid, adults are talking
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:22:22 PM
No.538638225
>>538638339
>>538638065
Lmao I've played Classic for years. Even fighting a mob two levels higher than you is risky as fuck on most classes because you'll miss a lot, let alone if they're orange/red.
You are one retarded nigger.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:22:23 PM
No.538638226
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:22:36 PM
No.538638247
gonna start leveling on turtle
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:23:24 PM
No.538638326
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:23:34 PM
No.538638339
>>538638382
>>538638225
i already accepted your defeat, settle down now nigger
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:23:52 PM
No.538638367
>>538639284
>>538638161
Why did the tank have such poor survivability? What was his biggest mistake?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:24:02 PM
No.538638382
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:27:36 PM
No.538638723
>>538605880
Could you make this again but with Jaina's asshole? Also what the fuck's goin on with Kezan right now
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:27:45 PM
No.538638740
>>538639284
>>538638161
lmao just admit you are bad
that dmg output is nothing, ive healed way worse shit than that like nightbane hitting for 14k
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:33:38 PM
No.538639284
>>538640175
>>538638367
Anime Mafia's tank: 16k hp buffed
Krule's tank: 13k hp buffed
Anime Mafia: Cleared KZ fully
Krule's guild: Cleared... 2 bosses
Their tank focused on block rating/parry/defense values, which Warmane or others 2.4 TBC servers will tell you to do, since your goal is to reach the block cap, which is as important as the def cap in vanilla, but since he never experienced TBC himself, and he is a pserver baby, he doesn't know that druid tanks were the strongest tanks in early TBC because you need HP and armor only, and any kind of block values doesn't work until Black Temple since you can't reach the cap with 2.0 itemization and gear
Was Krule/the healers garbage? Absolutely
Was it his fault that they couldn't clear the dungeon? No(except for his leadership), my own healers were garbage and had to be constantly talked down for them to do their shitty job and we still cleared it
If your tank doesn't have more than 15k hp, it is literally impossible to clear 2.0 KZ, and you can still find waybackmachine threads of people complaining about being unable to clear KZ when TBC was out without a druid tank because everything would two shot people if they didn't go full stamina/gem/trinket/gear only
>>538638740
>i've healed
Yeah I knew you were a bitch, @ me when you learn any role with more responsibility than watching your UI
For example, the last boss of KZ will triple hit you while in his dual stance because of parry haste, and if you play a warrior, you had to stop attacking him during the whole phase to avoid being parry haste, and with 13k hp only, being double hit would be enough to die and make the raid impossible to clear, even if all your healers were in T6
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:43:38 PM
No.538640175
>>538640269
>>538639284
just shut up nigger, i know all that shit. ive healed and tanked and dpsed it, multiple times
stop defending him, that healer is a moron and you can clear kz with paladin tank(LOL) with less hp AND less avoidance than that idiot no problem up to prince and even for prince you just retry until you get decent luck for 1 phase
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:44:43 PM
No.538640269
>>538640175
I know who you are and you will forever be bad at games
@ me when you get a sub 40 in 40L Tetris or a high rank in any competitive games, for now, I'll accept your concession
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 7:17:28 PM
No.538648673
>NA prime time is 5 k max
>EU prime time is 5.5 k max
>it has only been one month since launch
its a shame that kaytotoes abandoned ship so early, if he stuck around for another month or so he could've had his 2 raid teams server that he wanted all along.