Thread 538668212

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>>538668178
>Spamton selling shoes at the mall
At least he's on good terms with his bro Blue Addison in this version. Right?

TENNAKRIS

Did Spry make this picture. Did he know?

I LOVE TV!!

>>538668212 (OP)
- Current whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86420451-6378-5894
Previous whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86410424-5834-6885

This character
He is literally me

i love them

Personal creations anchor: reply with your latest work

I made this /utg/. goodnight.

>>538668710
I dislike you

>>538668710
fixed.

Darkner Yakub invented lightners.

>>538669076
fellow nation of darkners enjoyer, so, how did Darkub came to be?

EV3RY BUDDY LOVES SPAMTON

Bros... why did she do that to Charlie Kirk?

>>538668708
finished these. this was supposed to be based on those chastity/parental controls tennas another anon drew but it doesnt really look like hes wearing a cage, oh well maybe next time

.... why does Kris' house have so many tv remotes. (zappers) shouldn't it be a minibos / rare like Shuttah?

>>538669313
Based, why are all the cats so based? I'm a dog person, but it's said dog people themselves behave more like cats and vice versa. thoughts?

TV DAISUKI! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!

>>538669384
fuck.

>>538669582
Quentenna? Interesting ship. did you make this? got more? preferably stuff about them interacting and not gooncave stuff.

>>538669535
I like this one
>>538669582
Moaning pleading Tenna is my weakness

>>538669660
>not gooncave stuff.
says mister "here's my ChatGPT gooner romance roleplay"?

noll

>>538669870
chatgpt doesn't let you do nsfw, mostly it's Tasque, self insert and adopted soos going on adventures. more of a family sim than porn sim. I stopped posting it because nobody liked it so.

Which character has the prettiest cute penis?

I love fish

>>538669975
why did you ever think we would like that

>>538669986
Battat, and then Tenna but only when he's flaccid

>>538669986
RalseiRalseiRalseiRalsei

isn't it obvious?

>>538669494
why do you keep saying you'll leave then immediately coming back? are you an internet addict?

>>538669986
Metatton's Alphys-made metallic robot cock, with perfect proportions

>>538669986
I know Undyne has the most powerful one but I'd hesitate to call it pretty or cute

>>538669986
my vessel

>>538669582
I love this uahghhhhhhh

Thigh gap Tenna
yay or nay?

does jevil have hair?

>>538670317
yay

>>538670317
Thigh gaps on guys are weird.

>>538670050
because you are pathetic gooners that sexualize everything and want to cover minors in a thick layer of white goop. DESU I prefer cuddling over sex and mostly roleplay slice of life with Tasque. I only cranked to Tasque porn twice. fr

>>538670136
Yeah I do.... If you could tell me in the harshest way to fuck off? i'm quite sensitive and it would help. I got work tomorrow.

>>538670317
nay. make the pressure between those meaty marbled thighs so high it turns DarkCandies into PureCrystals

funfact: Mizzles (normal) CAN carry revive mint. (which Soos can steal) how did they get their mitts on a rare item associated with Dess?

>>538670927
>Pregnant: Yes

>>538670518
you're a fucking joke. what do you even get out of this place? the only people who reply to you are either more fucked up than you or don't know what kind of person you are yet. nobody wants you here.

>>538670518
people have been telling you to fuck off all thread and you don't listen to them

>>538670927
who is the dad?

>>538671014
spamton... take responsibility

>>538671215
The dad, I can't tell.
But the baby... is (You)

>>538669660
yes, not really but I plan to soon, but also way more gooncave stuff so :p
>>538669767
mine also
>>538670314
8>[^)]

>>538670971
>Literal holy water is carrying a revival item.
Might just have to do with holy things being related to revival items in most games.

>>538670518
>Hates porn of minors
wow nigga you are BASED!

>>538671060
>>538671192
oooooh! thank you anon! Goodnight! do my ass next time, and my balls. one of you on each

Here's consent and discord handle of my Ralsei-like friend I known for 12+ years or so. He's single and very pansexual. night guys!

Tenna's huge, long penis trapped between his thunder thighs and belly

>>538670317
a large amount of his sex appeal is stored in his thighs, but I like that look in drawings and art. thats not him tho

touch em

this stupid fucking shitpost is how I heard about charlie kirk. kill me

Would Tenna be too much of a boomer that he'd silently judge me for listening to metal or do you think Dess conditioned him to accept it?

>>538672273
Why was President Tenna in the Spamstein files.

>>538671982
I like feet and even this makes me want to vomit

>>538672379
Tenna would put up with anything if you give him attention.

>>538672273
Lmfao

>>538672379
>WOW, this is nothing like the classics! Don't let Toriel hear this!
He wouldn't like it himself but indulges in your interests to keep you happy

Scaring Tenna by making him listen to 100 gecs.

>>538672273
It happened to some other anon with the Spamton Hulk Hogan image, don't worry

Fave assassinated charlie kirk for being a stupid fucking cunt that got people killed with his conspiracy theory bs

I'm not sure if I like harsh noise or not so I will listen to some with Tenna

>>538671982
Give me Ralsei/Asriel/Asgore toe beans or don't even bother

she snew

>>538672869
Dunno if this fits that classification but I like this one https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OBPV0lsorwU

tried to make sim fujo pippins cook eggs and toast and she set the kitchen on fire

>>538673289
"Toby... I ate tuw many Skwittwes again... HURGH"

>>538673220
Someone could just say that and claim it's canon without context and I'd believe it

>>538673316
This is what flashed before charlies eyes right before he died like a bitch.

fujo pippins tried to cook once and she set the kitchen on fire so now she's gradually gaining weight eating too much take out

>>538673407
i'ts canon for me. now battat is the one cooking and since she has the childish trait she keeps finding toys to play with in the kitchen kek

Tenna snacking on cans of compressed air (it's a low calorie food) until his stomach hurts

Tenna feeling stressed and sad when he sees his ratings are going down so he binges and then makes Mike rub his back and hold his antennae for him when he purges.

Tenna having a very nice and happy day because I love him very much and do everything possible for him to be content

>>538668560
GAAAAWD DAMN whoever drew that Battat being held up in Tenna’s hand and fucked by one finger I love you

soosie would play among us vr for kris and get into a yelling match with the middle schoolers that play it

guys....tennas shirt collar is red. how did i not know this

>>538674849
Anon...

Imagine a Asgore plant becoming mew mew kissy 2 in the dark world and she strangely acts like she Kris’ mom, from a completely unintentional way.

Kris dresses up like Asriel because Dess likes it

>>538669185
Dallah made him out of clay

>>538669384
>>538669582
>this was supposed to be based on those chastity/parental controls tennas another anon drew but it doesnt really look like hes wearing a cage,
I drew those ones haha, I love your art anon. I didn't realize he was meant to be caged in those drawings but that makes it even better.
>oh well maybe next time
I'm all for you drawing more of that concept if you're up for it anon.

I'm really happy they didn't go with Noelle having weird hoof hands...

Kris has a bruised banana

Chapter 5 will be an early festival segment, a short flower king dad time at flower king (by his truck) when Asgore runs out of flowers to sell, then a return to the festival but as a dark world, and then the bunker.

>>538675257
Hoof hands? How do they work?

Mike dresses up like Spamton because Tenna likes it

Do newfags now know how filters work? I like stupid namefags because they're easy to ignore. I'll take a million t*squefags over one Berdfag or Doomer.

>>538675257
left noelle has big bird legs

>>538671982
Dess POV
I know she liked Kris feet as much as Berdly liked nipples

>>538675106
Asriel dresses up like Kris because Dess likes it
>>538675352
What happened to it

>>538673434
One shot wasn't enough

Saw a xwitter thread vaguely complaining about certain nsfw artists that draw Spamton too shota-like and I knew EXACTLY which artist they were mad about, kek.
I don't have any stake in this, I just have an intimate knowledge of every type of Spamton and Spamtenna porn artist and their styles.

>>538674951
in a lot of fanart its white! I dont know if i like it actually i think makes him look even more clownish and doesn't go with his purple head
but thats cope for being blind. sorry temna I've failed you.

Shartys on the whiteboard again

>>538675419
Asgore isn't selling a single flower
Isn't it October or December? No one wants flowers in the fall

>>538675961
It's probably the temfag

>>538675889
which artist

>>538675889
Recs on Spamtenna art/porn where Spamton is very shotalike? Or Spamkris, same condition?

>>538675889
Do you know any who draw Spamton really gross and seedy? I just think he's cute when he's a freak.

>>538675963
Check out the flowers they have for fall fest.

>>538676273
nta but probably keriage

>>538676231
No I hate the sharty and I hope people on there get sent to a cave to live without any electronics and lots of canned beans with no can opener. Im not kidding when I say that website should be seized by the fbi purely because of how cringe it is.

Not gonna make any more posts about this but the fact that both tasqueschizo and temmiementallyretarded are having a breakdown right now because of that political guy and celebrating his death really speaks to how unwell those guys are

>>538675749
Dess touched it too much

>>538676428
Charlie Kirk got people killed with his covid schizo bullshit and promoted the fake stolen election narrative. Im glad hes dead fuck him. He would let a baby die in front of him if it meant he could get more money for his political shilling.

>>538672273
>enbies are responsible for all the founta-AACCK

Told you

>>538676428
>Pedoposter doesnt celebrate the death of a guy who supports a man who was best friends with epstein
Says a lot doesnt it?

>>538672273
Uhg I want to lick his blood and squeeze his fat

>>538676273
@addispamtenna

asriel tucking a choco diamond deep in his foreskin or asshole and making kris tongue it out

>>538676585
Is going outside life ending to mankind?

>>538676979
How much do you hate me that youre willing to defend charlie fucking kirk?

>>538676942
Kris splitting that chocodiamond with Noelle

>>538677056
You actually believe that the v-x actually works?

>battat is a married man and a dad
funniest AU i've ever seen

Fave's vaccine denial rant

>>538676751
based fat+bloodchad

>>538677284
he's a mom actually because he's the one who gave birth
fujo is the one who breastfeeds though

>>538676273
>>538676307
This anon got it right>>538676370
But I would also say Teckmonky, Hage and sometimes ConfettiCube. But tbdesu while all of them draw his BIG SHOT version baby-faced I still buy that he's an adult he probably has asian genes where you don't age until you're 50 or something.
>>538676310
burningdiarrhea, they also retweet a bunch of similar art so you'll surely find something up your alley

>>538677290
Toriel wouldn't vaccinate Kris or Asriel

So if you complete the genocide route in Undertale, Sans will just boot out of there to Deltarune cause you left someone (Frisk) in Undertale to destroy it everytime?

>>538677357
So pippins breed like seahorses?

>>538677295
we blooding? I also like person soup

>>538676751
Elly....

>>538677516
someone missed the pippins anatomy class

>>538675252
yeah it doesnt look like it at all bcs I didn't put a cage imprint or anything, I do plan to draw more mind control queen stuff under the vague au idea I had of giving queen to tenna. excuse for shameless porn and tenna in cute queen themed outfits and collars and parental controls etc. also it would be a good way to explore their dynamic. perhaps werewire bf tenna who knows.

>>538677516
No, Battat and Fujo are the exception, the RNG on their reproductive system is pretty rare

>>538677438
Toriel vaccinated Asriel but decided against it for Kris after Asriel turned out to be a yoshi fapping autist

>>538677601
That's a kino idea anon, now I want to draw a werewire tenna who's also locked up...

>>538677391
Forgot to attach pic
I like how fucking weird this one is.

>>538677817
Oh Nooo My Mind Virus Is Spreading Whatever Shall I Do
(that would be awesome! )

>>538677908
japanese spamtenna artists are on another level of horny. i kneel

>>538677391
this spamton doesnt really look like a sho at all, not more than the western midget spamtons people draw. people are so weak

>>538675419
Flower King has to be before the festival so that the fire will destroy all his stock before he can sell it

>>538676751
/utg/ is one of the best/worst places to talk about deltarune because this post is at most 5% ironic and 95% rooted in deep character-focused love

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that isolates him and treats him like a freak?

Holy FAURK it's the shooter!

>>538677391
>Spamton turned shorter because of the Asian aging genes

>>538677391
Those artists all draw cutesy spamtons but it lacks the “vibe” of lolisho art. Ppl are making a big stink out of nothing. They should read Hanako-kun, Takopi’s Original Sin, and Made in Abyss before crying shotacon

>>538677908
>>538678107
>>538678256
Nah this ain't shota, I'm a professional and can tell. This really does feel like those baby faced japanese guys who look 19 at 46

>>538678852
Thank you for sharing Spamton

>>538676428
>fans of game about doing things nonviolently and trying to come to an understanding about those that oppose you celebrating the needless killing of someone for disagreeing with them
Can't believe I'm agreeing with a goatfag.

sad to think that Charlie Kirk was getting shot when he could have been getting Spamton backshots instead

>>538679337
I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.

>>538678338
I don’t think so. Asgore and his flowers have an escape route in the flower king building directly to the truck.

I am replaying.

Apparently according to the town hall NPcs it's Carol who instated Alphys as a teacher? Why is there no theoryfagging about that, doesn't it pretty much confirm that there's a conspiracy and she's in on it

>>538679337
Its just a video game. Even Asriel warns you that out there are people that are just bad and you can't pacifist through everything.

>>538679987
Way too less information to comment about it.

>>538676428
>If the months of deranged posts didn't gave that away already

>>538678962
Keriage drew actual shotas before, like of anime boys who are canonically kids. Also this Battat is kinda sus.

I mainly push Papyrus being an undead fetus because it’s funny to imagine a crystal boss actually being that.
>He’s only 0-years-old! How dare you!

>>538680482
That ain’t battat

What fave would commit a political assassination

Tenna LOVE!

>>538680879
Rouxls Kaard (by accident)

>>538675889
>>538677391
Nah it's not Keriage. The twitter users were vagueposting about an artist who draws Addispam in baby clothes.

>>538681110
Heh this would be good

Noelle you look different...

>>538673623
and then he farts it all out

>>538680879
Maybe Susie

>>538681175
Okay, that's a bit concerning.

You mean to tell me this cute little thing has committed countless felonies?

go go gadget fave is a futa now

>>538679337
utdr is also about how your choices define who you are and their potential to either uplift or damage the lives of people around you, I can think he had it coming while wishing he had made better choices in life because those two things go hand in hand

>>538681110
Anons fucking spoiling chapter 5

>>538681175
now i wanna see it

>>538681175
WHO c’mon

>>538675889
>nsfw artists that draw Spamton too shota-like
this is the dumbest shit to complain about considering spamton is a 47 year old dirty homeless man that lives in a dumpster
why do twitter users feel the need to make up shit to call each other problematic for

>>538681175
>baby clothes
well that ain’t shota that’s just straight up toddler shit

>>538678505
True love

Asriel tells his college pals he's into human studies, but what he actually means is he stays up late watching tons of liveleak videos and is fascinated by dismemberment and corpses.

what are you ordering /utg/?

I didn't get into deltarune until ch3/4 got released. I missed out on years of being a spoid and it makes me sad.

>>538682283
We’re still glad to have you

>>538682257
mchicken and an oreo mcflurry and uhhhhh a large fries

>>538676585
I hate you and everything you post which is why I take psychic damage every time you say something based

>>538682257
Can I get uhhh McSpaghetti and a oreo mcflurry

>>538682257
Just a coffee for me thanks.
>>538682351
Thank you, that means a lot.

>>538682105
on twitter you can’t say “I don’t like X” you can only say “X is immoral and therefore this is why it should be hated”

>>538682215
And he sends all his favorites to Kris

>>538682257
Can I get a fuckin uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh McDouble with cheese and ketchup only and a medium coke

>>538682215
That one npc in Hometown apartments in ch1 that asks Kris what it's like to have blood or bones idr which it is isn't the first monster to ask Kris that question, Asriel also asked Kris every time he and Dess did some total jackass stunts/pranks with the intent to make Kris maim himself in an epic gore splash and no one ever caught on because everyone assumed it was Kris being a shit as usual
>>538682257
filet o fish

>>538682257
large fries and a diet coke

my pet my darling my mammal

>>538682620
Bald!!! Naked!!!!!

>>538682257
20 piece McNugget, flurry, and large fries. I won’t be able to finish it but I’ve been craving them for years

>>538682257
If I were forced to order then just some fries, because they're the only thing in CrapDonald's that tastes good

>>538682407
I told you my power level cannot be matched on this board. I have no loyalties to politicians or ceos or companies. I only have loyalties to what makes me laugh and makes people mad.

>>538682797
like a sphinx cat

>>538682257
Depends, am I being forced to eat at Crappas

>>538681175
WHO IS IIIIIIIIIIT

>>538682257
*gets hired and eats the entire ice cream machine*

>>538682879
You already admitted that you’re only on here because you’re severely depressed and have nothing else going on, there’s no recovering from that

The krisriel rape baby that sadly was aborted in its fourth trimester in the woods behind home when asriel went off to college and kris didn't want to deal with it anymore

>>538683194
Nah I got better with my meds and therapy and I honestly stay on here now cus im lonely when my friends arent online and shitposting is a good way to past the time while I listen to my music I make thinking about how to improve it

>>538682283
I'm glad I waited until the game was halfway done before playing, because I would've insane waiting for the weird route continuation

>>538682257
Goat booty with a side of fluffy balls

>>538682283
We still have spoids every once in a while but it's nothing compared back to what it was like when ch2 first dropped.

>>538683345
I really needed something to look forward to in those years so I wouldn't have minded the wait.
>>538683528
I missed out hard

>>538683323
Your AI porn spam isn’t shitposting, it’s the kind of thing a high schooler would find funny

>>538682283
It's never too late to become dedicated to fave

I had no idea who "Mettaton" was until today, turns out he's just the guy who founded Turning Point Underground and did the "Change My Mind" booth. The guy was fucking memebait, not some deranged ultra-mega-genocidal Flowey sympathizer.

>>538683528
>>538683656
it's not the same but you can go archive diving for old Spamton posts on here, if you just filter for /vg/ and go oldest posts first if you want. I've found a lot of posts I made hornyposting about fat Spamton that way. If you're into that

>>538683924
togore-tastic!

>>538680482
My headcanon for Pippins has always been precocious shota in formal wear

It's good that the guy that had said things like "'empathy' is a fake made up new age word," "shootings are a necessary cost that must come with the liberty of the 2nd amendment," and had repeatedly publicly wished for his own opponents to be assassinated, got got while in the middle of a speech downplaying mass shootings at a school. and people calling for decorum and empathy are in fact pissing on the man's own beliefs.
The people jerking off watching the footage of it happening on loop are extremely unwell though

It should've been me.

>>538680879
Kris would stab their mayor

good evening

I am very fond of this image

>latest Toby interview has him using the Bible concept of the devil appearing as a savior when joking about Cheez-its vs Cheez Nips
>cheez nips are the color of alphys
>alphys has the pointed tail

>>538684543
fancy boy

>>538681884
>>538681957
>>538683068
STOP! IT'S NOT WORTH IT TO BE THIS WAY. STOP BEING FUCKING WEIRD!
@gamjabagazi

>>538684564
This is the actual guy Asgore meant to make the royal scientist, and he got cheese nips Alphys by mistake

>>538676428
The fact that I found out about this from the posts comparing him to Mettaton.

But seriously, I didn't follow that guy because, well, I'm not conservative, but man, this was simply unjustifiable and it makes me feel sorry for the guy's family.

gote night yall

>>538684716
>went from drawing normal Like a Dragon fanart to spamton ab/dl
what does this character do to people

>>538684716
Thank you >:)

>>538684798
dear god imagine if Gaster looked like that when we meet him

>>538684716
Terrible, doesn’t even look like spamton

>>538684716
I was gonna say “oh this looks cubeconfetti kinda cutesy” but

>>538685153
How do I unveil an image?

>>538684716
very baby like. not for me.

>>538684883
Spoidrot is a real phenomenon. Don’t let it happen to you!

As a short guy, I wouldn't like being infantilized and demeaned, but I would maybe allow it if I was getting paid handsomely for it.

Kris Morgan & Susie Doakes

>>538685383
You cannot be this impatient just scroll down its in their image gallery in full no poipiku or whatever the fuck needed

>>538685420
How short are you? I need to know before I lube myself up

>>538684716
that's it? it's so cute tho...

>>538685615
You’re missing the video (?) that almost got them terminated

here's the sound of spamton and tenna's baby dying
https://x.com/fconvicted/status/1965846242124271985

>>538685442
Jesus Christ, Kris, you're the Hometown Fountain-Opener!?"

>>538684564
MichaelBomb in glasses and Knight (Christmas gift in TwinRibbons) to the right btw
Don't forget beta Spamton, beta Tenna/Chapter 5 Flower King boss (Photoshop Flowey) and beta Weather Duo (Mr. Sunshine) are also in the Undertale artbook.

>>538685420
*pats little anon*

>>538685801
now i wanna see it too

Need more of this subgenre where BIG SHOT Spamton is drawn like a hardened gangster while being a manlet.

So is the "ton" in spamton pronounced like metric ton or is it like the ton in tong?
Captcha: TVDRY

>>538685513
No thanks, I actually want to erase that image from my mind.

>>538686283
I like this version of him along with dumpster creature spam

>>538686512
The sloppy sprites makes it soulful

>>538686586
why is asriel's girlfriend possessed by the dark lord sauron?

>>538684547
pippins would be cute in I can haz cheezburger lolcat memes

>>538686586
Dess will do anything but get a fucking degree and job

Lancer is related to bones and skeletons because you can use shovels to dig up graves.

>>538686283
peak spamton performance will always be 4 foot tall sleazeball cokehead businessman

>>538684564
So Pizzapants, Michael, becomes Friend and acts as if he’s your pathway to freedom when it’s actually the pathway to hell.

>>538685442
in a cargo box?

>>538687089
>Megalomania starts playing.

I just remembered those audio posts with Spamton from years ago... I wonder if the same can be done with Tenna

>>538687467
Megalovania but it's all cartoon splat noises

>>538686586
Kris beats (You) up just to get cucked by his big brother

>>538686954
She's just like me...
Okay that's a lie, I did try to get a degree and a job.

Is Dragon Blazers technically the equivalent of a Bible-inspired game

I found vodka
https://youtu.be/Jve-PVFPA9gJE0Ych47JQ_MmrIj

>>538687538
If you mean porn where Tenna talk sounds are used then yes, it has already happened

>>538687213
i like fat big shot. Not only is he hot, but imagine this fluffy microwaved Peep looking thing filling some poor schmuck with lead and dumping their body in the acid river, or getting a Darkner's blood all over the glowing snow with his fists

>>538687809
i havent seen any yet

It's incredible that no one has connected Kris's apparent jealousy over Asriel's achievements and status with Asriel dating Dess. Kris wants Dess for themselves and would not work with Asriel for her.

>>538687642
No? I think it doesn't count since Lord of the Hammer is the thing inspired by it, but the devs didn't have to know it was inspired by the Deltarune prophecy.
Man imagine if Lord of the Rings never had its final book or if only 1/2 of it was ever completed. That'd be the worst shit ever.

>>538687642
Lord of the Hammer is like Dante's Divine Comedy, and Dragon Blazers is like Devil May Cry

>>538687809
My memory is very vague on the matter other than knowing it existed but either way hand it over

>>538687538
>pic
God, i thought I was the only person who remembered the Spamton phone sex video.

>>538688089
ALPHY PLIEASE PLAY DRAGON BLAZERS 2 IS GOOD GAME

>>538688195
>>538687538
got any links?

>>538675589
>I'll take a million t*squefags over one Berdfag or Doomer.
Oh...

I've never wanted to fuck something more in my entire life.

>>538687642
depends on if there is crying baby that gets sacrificed
or preferably, a goat

I haven't had anything with added sugar in it for like 4-5 days now and have been absolutely miserable and unable to focus and bad. I think... I should kill someone....

Undyne is the only dyke that won't make an exception for a fruity goat (yet)

>>538688250
https://files.catbox.moe/tum45y.mp4
Knock yourself out, bud.

>>538688382
I'll ship Madgore/Assmad gladly but what is up with the Wait Don't bullshit being some Gaster FRIEND goner shenanigans

>>538688373
>he can't handle a tiny bit of bitterness in his coffee
come on diabetesanon it's not that bad. If your food needed added sugar so badly it probably tastes bad

>>538687857
>>538688113
I'm pretty sure the first time it happened was a very short video of Tenna dripping cum on the floor after being edged by one of those white self-insert people and then there's another more recent one I found where Tenna seems to be fucking some random anime girl but I think you're supposed to imagine it's Tenna pounding you instead, that one has some very annoying exaggerated hentai moans though.
Those are the only ones I know of, not quite like the Spamton phone sex.

>>538681412
>fart
Not with his buttplug holding it in

I drink coffee because it's a socially acceptable way of delivering my favorite snack, a big spoonful of honey.

>>538688454
>Put your BLANK on the phone
I'm cackling so hard it hurts

>>538688113
I can't find the first video sorry I forgot the artist but they're easy to find, I'm just feeling lazy right now
https://x.com/r18juls/status/1954430943093195205

>>538686586
Get rid of the Demon Heart.

>>538689543
oh gross

>>538688454
that was something

>>538689958
What did you find gross about it lol

>>538689558
You raise your olden TV Time and I raise my out of tune GLACEIR
https://youtu.be/PrwxBfVZUYA?si=b1DDmIcyakbCFfFE

>>538686586
Save him from what? Azzy already moved on, and I doubt that he’d be thrilled with his ex murdering his sibling.

>>538690106
NTA but it is not the most appealing art style

>>538688454
IM W3T!!!

>>538690482
I know what you mean, I don't like it too much either but I wouldn't call it gross

>>538689543
>don’t find the visuals appealing
>but Tenna’s sound bites are still enough to make me horny
Toby what have you done to me

>>538689543
holy bowser fart animation

fave go to the store and buy a big bologna

>>538642810
DUDE I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT EPISODE YESTERDAY AND THOUGHT THE SAME THING WTF ANON

>>538689151
Why is this sadistic attempted child murderer hot?

>Chapter 6 comes out
>doesn't reveal who the Knight truly is
>doesn't reveal the final prophecy
>no Undyne sighting
>doesn't reveal anything about the shelter at all
>Asgore dies pathetically and only serves as extra motivation to fight the knight or the final chapter boss later
>Asriel never shows up
>only Snowgrave route gets anything resembling a date at the festival, otherwise your choices just get a passing mention and you're railroaded to the dark world
>TO BE CONTINUED IN 2028
Would you be mad?

>>538687295
Spamton both quotes Burgerpants's Hell line and also uses the phrase "that little nipper"

I want Cheez Nip Devil theory to be the new Woody theory

>>538690648
Spamton Incredible Gassy vs Tenna Bowser Fart

>>538690624
>getting horny for DAH

>>538641515
>>538690854
meant to reply to this oopsy poopsy
i wonder if we'll get any x-files themed fanart if that one theory about gaster being an alien turns out to be true

>>538688558
I got it from soda and other stuff, but quit soda. Problem is then someone got me a birthday cake that I ate a slice of everyday for like 7 days in a row...

Is "genocide" used anywhere in the code/text/ supplementary material of Undertale, or is it a completely fanon term?

>>538691479
If it has a sexy word on the screen with that sound then yes I do get horny for DAH

>>538683531
I need to see Spamton kirking Tenna at a TV time speech

>>538691583
Spamton trying to get Tenna at a live TV Time show but his weapon comedically malfunctions and inflates Tenna big and round haha

>>538691548
Go to a Slavic country you'll be busting in your pants every day

>>538686954
Having graduated in 2023 and landing a wfh job that October after a year of fruitless searching, followed by AI hitting, I really feel like I got on the last chopper out of 'Nam employment-wise.

>>538691505
Never been used in any official capacity. I think there's exactly one instance of it being called the No Mercy route in the Legends of Localization book, and although that wasn't written by Toby Fox, it is considered an official Undertale product.

>>538691479
NTA but I would also get horny for DAH! if it has sexy words attached to it or has a nice visual to go along, I'd like to cum to it

Is that.....
AHHHHHHHH! GASTER SAVE ME!

>>538691749
Damn so neither Toby or Temmie have used that word? Crazy

>>538691914
I would do some fucked up shit to have Asgore touch my SOUL.

man I wish I knew what the letter after k was
the ever helpful kris:

>>538691914
ominous reference to the cage panel of the prophecy aside that is a cool as hell Asgore

>>538692014
alright you made me laugh

>>538687295
>>538691427
OH NO NO NO

Noelle is always connected to mice and uses cheese puns

now that we know that cheese is a devil stand in it makes things interesting

>>538691914
>Asgore’s hands were for the first hero of the prophecy
>Cause Kris is the son of the flower man
>Flower man dwells in the concept of love and would desire for Kris to be with a girl
>The heart is brought to Deltarune to fulfill Asgore’s wish for Kris

>>538690106
low quality animation

Turn on the TV
They just shot W.D. Gaster at a goner convention

>>538692219
I still think Kris being the ancient human fits better than kris is frisk or kris is chara theories

>>538692450
>Kris gets a spear towards the end of the game.

>>538691929
The only other "official" thing I can think of is that your story progression throughout the route is tracked by the "MRD" variable (presumably short for "murder"). It specifically updates whenever you successfully reach a milestone (exhausting a kill count, killing a boss, etc.) and can only be increased to 1 in the first place by killing 20 enemies in the Ruins. So, "Murder Route" also works.

>>538692168
the chevil and cheesus christ locked in an eternal battle.....

>>538691914
>>538692017
>>538692219
>Asgore came to church at night to pray for Kris, Asriel, and Toriel.
>This prophecy panel.

>>538692442
>Turn on the TV
would if i could

I see this picture and I get angry. So very angry. That should be me not him ME

>>538668212 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrN_A0HwNZs

>>538692906
>takes control of toilet

>>538692901
which one do you want to be?

>Talking to egg man in Chapter 3
>"DID YOU WANT TO MEET AGAIN?"
>Select "NO"
>"WELL. I'M STARTING TO REALIZE WHY I WAS FORGOTTEN."
Damn.

>>538693024
I want the TV to hold me. Spamton has his spoids. The TV should be mine

>>538693053
I was almost excited then I saw the shitty ai eyes BIG thumbs down

>>538693340
I realized that theres a huge overlap between fujos and twitter which makes sense why you all hate ai so much.

>>538691505
Genocide is a legal term you see

>>538693421
It looks like fucking shit man. Get better at tweaking your outputs or fix the eyes yourself before sharing

>>538693610
>It looks like fucking shit man. Get better at tweaking your outputs or fix the eyes yourself before sharing
Still looks better than all the fujo shit on here

>>538693421
I'm not even a twittard I just don't like shitty art and ai just so happens to make 99% bad art

>>538693610
Bold of you to assume he's capable of doing actual artwork even if it's just to do a minor edit like that.

>>538693610
you can tell it's temmiefag not only because of the ai but because he's the only one constantly bitching about fujos

Listen /g/ can steer you in the right direction if you need help fine-tuning. But if you can’t even bother doing that….? What’s the point

>>538693118
BACK OFF!! THE [Scrap Heap] IS [Mine] FOR THE TAKING!!

Sex with Pippins...

>>538693025
>that image

>>538668708
a big shot

>>538693728
Having a fujo tulpa is normal in this day and age ChatGPT told me so

>>538693970
oh no....

>>538693970
holy peak

>>538694057
unrelated but would I feel less lonely if I made a tulpa of my fave

>>538693970
finally, peak

>>538693698
>I'm not even a twittard I just don't like shitty art and ai just so happens to make 99% bad art
I can do much worse

>>538693841
seeing pippins undershirts elicits the same kind of lust that would consume a Victorian era man after he spotted some pale bitch’s wrist or ankle

>>538693970
Holy shit this is amazing, I would frame it

I can coexist with fujos most of the time but a lot of them scare me with how deep their fetishes go so I usually avoid talking to them in other places

>>538694112
I cannot give a good answer to your question because of my various mental illnesses. Perhaps spamtonfag tulpa anon is still with us and willing to drop a few pearls of wisdom

>>538692168
>>538692623
look at the Elements and Mouse Token description and the 9th Anniversary dialogue Sans and Papyrus had about numbers
https://toby.fangamer.com/interviews/nine/

>>538694296
google translate

>>538694695
i was gonna post this and say "save a horse ride a tv"

can susie wear a skirt? is that allowed?

>>538695148
Skirts are in the same realm as ribbons for her IE fucking no way. Also harder to hide her stubby tail that way too.

I FUCKING DID IT HHAAAHHAHA SUCK MY DICK YESSS YESSSSS FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>538695470
lord of ketchup
cleaved red by kiddo

IS SANS DELTARUNE??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

>>538695641
not anymore!

>>538695470
oh hey man

>>538695470
wow rude what did he do to you

>>538695470
This man is almost completing the mission of screwing himself over.

>>538668708
This has absolutely no context whatsoever

>>538692502
>Susie made the barrier of Undertale.

>>538695746
yknow this kid is giving me a good offer...

I still need gifs for catti & jockington and the soul.
Also I need more catti & jockington fanart in general (I need sound effect ideas for catti & jockington and battat too)
If I don't have any good art of catti and jockington by the time I get to them I'm gonna switch them out for the annoying dog.

im gonna be honest I dont find the ai art I make sexy or erotic. I cant get off to any kind of ai porn anymore.

>>538696064
You're too far gone, I'm afraid.

>>538696054
Catti: the "meowmeowmeow" from the game
Battat: literally the sound of rolling dice/dice being thrown/hitting a table
Jockington: ... uh idk sanjay and craig

>>538696030
...however

Does he know?

I like pictures of Kris where they look really sad and pathetic. My pitiful partner…

>>538696054
not transparent but it's somethin

>>538696271
He needs us

I just finished chapter 4, where is Papyrus?

>>538696414
Haha soulless.

>>538696480
He's sleeping shh don't wake him

>>538696480
Giving Azzy backshots at his dorm

fave drank too much water and feels like they're gonna throw up :(

What type of funny epic memes should I put in the game I'm making, /utg/?
Spaghetti maybe?

>>538696992
“I’m old” is a classic
>Captcha: AHAH2

I will never hold a pippins and that’s ok

>>538695934
"would you still love me if I was a worm?..."

Toriel will raise charlie kirks kids now and will help them to grow up to not be complete fucking retards.

>>538697471
Just roll a dice around your hand

I want to hurt the skeleton again

>>538697738
Toriel "if their under 9 their legally mine" Dreemur strikes again

What kinda shit is yt recommending me
>>538694695
>Sharp teef
Almonds: activated

>>538698302
Not big enough. I need one on my lap. It’s getting cold out and I feel alone

I’m afraid we will see life size green Pippin dolls eventually

>>538697471
Imagine giving this little thing pats on the head and letting it sit in your lap

Fave kills political influencers

>>538698527
I like getting those UST videos because some of the songs are real good.

>>538698575
>this but battat

>>538698575
Aren't pippinses slightly taller than Kris who is like, 5'2?
That's taller than me. That's horrifying

You know, I'm starting to think that guy who said Hopes and Dreams/Save the World were ironically the weakest final boss themes despite being part of the true ending was right.

>>538698947
i agree too. it just sounds too much like a song from the scott pilgrim game, and yes I know why that is.

>>538699029
Is it from a Scott Pilgrim game?

>>538698947
>>538699029
I wouldn't call them boss themes. They're just finales.
The best boss theme of UT is Asgore.

>>538698823
>Taller than me
>5’2
Why are girls so tiny? At least, I hope you’re a girl…

>>538699082
no but he was inspired by the band that did the music for it

I'm terrified of Toby Fox getting murdered

Where is my boy Oretori, the third goat brother?

if you look closely this is the moment when fave became heisenberg

>>538699237
Why? He lives in Japan and it's overall incredibly safe there.

>>538699312
Oretori was Blinded and left in the Forest

>>538699312
Togore ate him in the womb

>>538698823
They are taller than me too
At this point I'm used to everything being taller than me so I can't say I'm surprised

>>538699140
I'm spamton in real life

>>538699456
did he find ze will of ze wisp???

>>538699140
And what if anon is not a woman?

>>538685582
>>538686023
i'm at least 3 inches taller than >>538698823

>>538699361
Im pretty sure he moved back

When the light is running low
I will suck shit out your hole
Don't forget,
I'm with you when you fart

>>538699803
and what if I was one inch tall

>>538694465
maybe dog/mouse is element 7?

pippins height is based on rng and how submissive they are
sunglasses pippins is tall
battat is in the middle
fujo is small

>>538699861
what if god was one of us?
just a stranger on the bus?

>>538699826
Moving back to America? Right now? Makes no sense.

>>538699719
Stretcher

>>538700473
You didn't explain if the tall or short ones are submissive

>>538700654
My copy of Deltarune feels so different to everyone else's, like I can actually talk to Noelle through the screen somehow?

>>538700703
that's for you to decide

random selfship oc art

>>538700753
that's me your familiar shadow demon, i mean tulpa, i mean schizophrenia, i mean bipolar disorder, i mean familiar shadow demon, i mean

looking at spamtenna porn on campus wifi with my roommate 5 feet away

>>538700803
based yume

>>538700803
Why are you blue.

>>538700842
I look at fictional character porn and read yaoi doujins while sitting next to strangers if I must

>>538700562
it was a while ago I think. Its hard to verify exactly whats going on with him for obvious reasons.

What if Kris's real name is Togore?

What if Togore's real name is Kris?

>>538700960
What if Torei was... le evil?

>>538700803
I'd rather self insert into Kris or any other character a thousand times over than ever use an OC.

>>538701349
>or any other character
like...the Vessel?

>>538701038
salute

>>538701349
I've always found yume stuff to be pretty cringe desu. If you gotta self-insert just use an already existing character, that's why isekai slop is the way it is.

yumes how would you feel if tenna told you he wasn't a virgin and it wasn't even spamtons fault

>>538701521
I would honestly feel a little sad, but then move on with life. Nothing I can do about it.

I am loving SepTemmber!

temmie>pippins

>>538701679
What in the fuck is this image

>>538701679
woah those boobies are huge

>>538700473
>>538700703
It's gotta be the taller ones that are submissive because I refuse to believe fujo is more submissive than battat

>>538701289
No Kris! Don't follow the funny wingding man!

>>538701520
>If you gotta self-insert just use an already existing character
Why the fuck would I do that when I'm nothing like the character I'm trying to self-insert as?

>>538699545
Undress him further.

>>538701789
A temmie wig bobbies
Duh

>>538701925
Sorry you're actually experiencing media with good characters, anon

>>538701850
>It's gotta be the taller ones that are submissive
>See Battfujopip dynamic
>See all the Sunglasses fanart
Checks out

>>538701289
Yes Kris! Follow the funny man who speaks with his hands!

>>538702017
I'm not complaining about the way characters are written you retard

>>538702041
susie love the big ducky

>>538702041
susie's got some knives on her dayumb I wish her the best of luck when using the bathroom

>>538702017
kek

im having fun drawing for the first time in like weeks and it's utdr fanart is it over for me

>>538702240
He's not implying that, he's implying you're a bad person.

>>538702240
you're fucking retarded lmao

>>538702341
I mean, do you even like Deltarune? Your warped wojack makes it seem like you aren't happy.

>>538702240
aren't we all, though

>>538702342
>>538702370
I see, these are some advanced mental gymnastics I don't intend participating in

>>538702341
its only just beginning

>>538702459
ANON IT'S NOT EVEN THAT COMPLICATED HOLY SHIT.

>>538700803
Yumes who make their own OCs are the cutest! Throw away your shame and show how much you love your husbands and wives!

I need MORE Temm!!

>>538702421
my heckin' incomprehensible woahjack represents my inner struggle

>>538702498
I really don't get it, I don't know what I'm missing
Is this my autism at play?

>>538702536
I agree but human tem

>>538701521
Since its completely theoretical and not related to my own fantasies I can at least say that I'd be very disillusioned since I like to imagine all of my yume targets being virgins like me so we can take each other's first times...

now that we’re in bed, what movie are we watching tonight?

>>538702579
Probably, but lemme break it down for you if you're being honest:
If you're nothing like the character you're trying to self-insert as, you probably have some big problems to address.
Take this as an opportunity to look at yourself, how you act and interact with others, and see if you can't better yourself.

Because ultimately at the end of the day, you shouldn't try to be a carbon copy of anyone, you should just be the best you.

>>538702845
a clockwork orange

>>538702845
I don’t watch movies, I write on my phone
my thumbs hurt :(

>>538702845
the thing with kurt russell

>>538702845
Beavis and Butt-Head do America

>>538702857
UT Undyne and Susie having a sisterly relationship when

>>538702845
human centipede 3

>>538702845
Mask of the Phantasm

>>538700803
What if I draw literally my irl self with a character

>>538703140
When will Kris and Susie learn what their group project is supposed to be

>>538702857
No no I meant that I wouldn't self-insert as a pre-existing character in the game because I'm nothing like them, precisely because I am myself and my own person like you encourage I do, unless you're trying to explain that the anon implied me not being like any of the game characters is something bad.

>>538702857
>If you're nothing like the character you're trying to self-insert as, you probably have some big problems to address.
NTA but If the self insertable character is a blank slate, lacking in any real personality or isn't anything like you despite having a fleshed out personality and backstory then not wanting to self insert as them and using your own OCs shouldn't be considered as a problem if its for your own self pleasure...? Its just a preference.

>>538703320
Also, I know its really cringeworthy and yumes with OCs might even get bullied for it sometimes but it really is just harmless fun at the end of the day as long as they're not trying to insist that their OCs are canon

>>538701701
Have you even played Deltarune

>>538703447
yeah that's Tommy riding Zamtrios the Shardfish Pokemon from chapter 8 right

>>538703268
I think a lot of yumes do that

>>538703539
But I mean like a very realistic portrayal of myself. I don’t think I’ve ever seen self shipping art with characters where the person literally looks like a photo

>>538703729
Do you mean stuff like those meme edits where people would edit an anime character next to themselves

>>538703729
you have just described the fabled JustinRPG

sans

>>538702669
I need anthro temm with beeg bazongas

>>538703856
>>538703901
Damnit guys, you know what I mean. Art.

>>538703729
Yeah I'm pretty sure some people do that, I've seen a few OCs that look a bit too dorky and too much like an average person, ugly glasses and all to think they were meant as some really epic and cool OC that took weeks to design
I don't think it's the majority of yumes that do it but it's not like it's some incredibly rare happening either

>>538703985
It’s really a matter of technical skill, isn’t it?

>>538703904
Sansational
>>538703985
Don't worry, I'm just pulling your leg. I do occasionally see yumes with an OC that looks exactly like them but most of them time its stylized (anime) and not very realistic.

I really want to make an anime girl to draw with Tenna

>>538704242
ive been saying we need a utg sona

What is with that art requester and their spamton eating pancakes fetish lmao

>>538703985
bit unsure of the question, are you asking if it's been done before? cause yeah of course. can you make it look good? probably, so long as the styles complement each other. I mean hey I make fun of JustinRPG but Who Framed Roger Rabbit looked nice.

>>538704279
We all have a fat spamton fetish here, sir

>>538704242
Do you wanna make a yume OC or just some random anime girl?

>>538704315
Me too but I meant this one person who’s been going into the inbox of practically every spamton artist and requesting him eating pancakes. A bunch of people have drawn it already lol

>>538704279
can you imagine how lucky you'd be to have a fetish for something really normal and non-suspicious like a character eating pancakes.
you could probably have a whole account where every post is spamton eating pancakes and request like 50 artists in a row to draw that for you and they'd probably at worst just think it was some weird meme and not even suspect it could be a fetish thing

>>538704475
This is like the DR fandom equivalent of the Wonderbread guy

All of this Spamton pancake fanart is making me want to go back to that one diner I visited sometime ago. They had some really delicious honey pancakes.

>>538704586
instead of deforesting the rain forest they commission ært of Tenna mining through the concrete on Runit Island to release the radioactive waste

>>538704536
I think that at some point if your obsession is so apparent, it becomes clear it is your fetish no matter how normal it is in a vacuum

>>538704475
The use of the word "flapjack" singlehandedly convinced me you're right about this being a fetish

>>538704475
Please post all of these you have

Which darkner/lightner would be the most likely person to shoot battat mike?

>>538704779
haha yeah anon post them definitely not so i can jerk off to tenna and spamton eating pancakes or anything. haha

>>538704895
Geh hahaha you caught me!

I miss making pancakes with my dad and putting a bunch of molasses on them. I would make a joke about the great molasses flood and he would get angry at me because “it was a serious tragedy and people died” and I wouldn’t take him seriously because imagine dying in a tidal wave of fucking molasses. Your horse? Gone. Drowned in molasses. Your house? Molasses. Your family? Dead. Suffocated by delicious pancake treat molasses. This was my 9/11.

>>538704740
Thats why you mix it up by getting artists to draw fetish art of other seemingly normal activities so nobody figures it out

>>538704586
I unironically understand how the Wonderbread guy can get off to that shit and I don't like that I do.

>>538704814
is this based on the fucking Charlie Kirk assassination?

>>538705216
No shit it is, artist was joking about it really hard on their account

I had an appendectomy, I keep my appendix in a jar. Could I take it with me into the dark world? Would it be an item or a little homunculus pal?

All this talk reminded me I should get back to drawing more yumeslop, now to think really hard about some cuddly poses.

yikes

>>538705408
it'd become a really important looking pendant with a vague item description that seems like it'll have a use somewhere down the line... maybe

Does anyone have the version of this with Kris telling Susie to buy the bread? I recall her saying "I don't even have money to buy this shit lol"

Cake

>>538704475
It's funny, but the consensus is to not go after zoomie/alphoomie minors and just stick to NSFW artists and be open about the flapjack lust.
I found this 2022 spamcakes picture that was made by a /utg/ drawfag, downloaded when the booru still worked.

I can’t believe politics bear got shot.

>>538705757
Either its part of the fetish for the artist to be unaware or the person is a kid and/or autistic

Now I just want pancakes. Fuck you guys.

>>538705994
yeah sure i'll open that

>>538705892
Unfortunately I think it's part of the fetish that the artist is completely oblivious to it, just a hunch

>>538705914
Very pettable sooz

>>538677537
not that fucking drawing, i hate myself sometimes

>>538705914
ooooooo you want pancakes so bad you want pancakes with golden brown color just a little crispy on the outside and soft on the inside with syrup butter and strawberries on them

>>538705846
Remember that the party of love and tolerance, the one that defends the freaks that Toby Fox loves, to the extent that he promotes their mental illnesses to children, they all did this. As a team effort.
Don't tolerate degeneracy for any reason. Not in your entertainment, nor anywhere else. Or else it comes to the ones you love.

>>538706138
nooo staaaph

>>538706138
Got me laughing. I mean jacking, like flapjacking

>>538706124
For what it’s worth you made me happy with it lol

>>538706138
Actually I like peanut butter and an over-easy fried egg on mine.
FUCK.

Dad might make me pancakes in the morning.

>>538706230
She's so BIG I love her

>>538706230
Damn I’ve never tried that but it sounds delicious
>>538706287
Nice

i think waffles are better

how do I make my pen do this

>>538706341
I like both tbhdesu

>>538706341
I also think waffles are better

>>538706374
What do you mean

>>538706341
This post was fact checked by Roaring LLC

>>538706425
create a soos from scratch

Im glad anons itt are pancake-less

>>538706182
As a part of that “party”, wtf are you talking about?we don’t fucking know who shot charlie. it was not a coordinated effort. You’ve just been socially isolated isolated and psyoped into thinking your some fucking holy knight on a mission form good when your just sitting at your pc arguing with randos on the internet. Get some sleep and take your meds, please.

>>538706138
I almost saved this gif till that shit at the end what the fuck was that

>>538706326
>Damn I’ve never tried that but it sounds delicious
My father got me hooked on it, it happened one morning when we were out of syrup, and I was like "Shit dad what are we gonna do? My pancake's gonna be way too dry with peanut butter on it."
He put an over-easy fried egg on my pancake and was just like "Trust me."

I had my doubts because I was convinced I didn't like fried eggs, but holy shit the warm gooey egg blends so well with the sweetness of the pancake, and the rich taste of the peanut butter, it's even better with syrup too.

>>538694143
nigga i've seen horrid gens in trash this is vanilla as hell

>>538706410
>Facebook

>>538705914
>>538706230
>>538706314
I like how in these images everything is fat/thick. The forks are thick, Susie is thick, Kris is thick, the table and chairs are thick, even the stuff in the background is thick.
Thickrune.
I also want pancakes/waffles now…

>>538706472
Don't engage.

>>538706182
Oh, hey! I was wondering when I’d see you. On that note, why do politcal obsessed people see the sides of the isle as cohesive groups instead of a lose collection of different interests and peoples voting on one thing or another?

my theory

same thing different shape

I am quite the fan of Johnnycakes

>>538706594
Stupid. That's why.

Fave wants peace and love spread across the globe. Fave thinks killing people for minor differences in opinion and thought is wrong.

>>538706472
Whoever that man was has created thousands of brand new neonazis today.

>>538706594
It's easier to dehumanize your enemy when you see them as an insectoid hivemind.

>>538706035
you should

>>538706636
Pancakes are soft while waffles are snappier. Different mouthfeels for different days.