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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
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Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010
• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

woomy anniversary

Please Cod, no Splatoon news tomorrow.

frye footjobs

the fax machine told me tomorrow woomy will be announced

marie is the worst idol

splatoween in less than a month

>>538804105
get back to work, shiver

>>538804338
you'll blame anyone and anything but your own skill huh

>>538804105
Callie and Marie are boring and stale
We need less old and busted idols

>>538804437
self-improvement is a meme

Can we get a ink powered A-10 to do a strafing run as a Super in Splatoon 4.

>>538804808
not through christ

No fatties allowed beyond this point

big fat veemo

I hate /ink/ers

>>538805623
not through fairytales either

>>538807405
Not through science either

does woomy accept jesus in her heart

Give this post a "fresh" if you support trans rights! <3

>>538808375
"Fresh!"

>>538808375
Yeah!

Jannies have been notified, enjoy your vacation

9 hours until no splatoon

>>538804156
can't wait for sexy halloween wooms

If yebweyys and pedos all got along

Make Inkopolis Great Again!

>>538811921
they're both the same thing

They'd probably splat me down by the end of this song

>>538811734
this is considered vandalism by japanese artists btw

>>538814621
>he thinks I care

if only ballin put in this much effort into quiting alcohol as he did looking at a photoshop gradient tutorial

>>538812391
>the confirmed pedos in the thread are all straight
curious

Fuck pedos
Fuck tariffs
Fuck raiders
Fuck jannies

>>538815667
Alcoholism is badass

repeat with me: forced wins are worse than forced losses
obvious forced loss match is an opportunity to do stupid shit and see if you can get away with it
forced win is 2 minutes of your time completely wasted on a shallow powertrip

>>538820976
nuh uh
my woomy smiles at the end of a fwar
i know it wasn't earned, but she doesn't

>>538820976
i think you are schizo

>>538821081
my woomy only smiles when holding the rainmaker

I say my woomy even though i use a veemo.

>>538822030
that's a good thing

>>538822030
you should probably switch to a woomy though

It seems like theres a lot of people who still play this game who have been playing splatoon non-stop since May 28, 2015

>>538823245
yeah, me

>>538816961
much better

>>538820976
It’s exhausting in Clam Blitz cause you gotta run around finding clams to lower your count.
Tower Control you’re just standing around waiting for the tower to get to the end.
Splat Zones and Rain Maker has you saying “oh we’re done already?”

>>538823245
I've taken breaks
but I'm still around

>>538823245
mid-august, and i took breaks, but yes

Raiders news or bust

>>538828491
ngmi

>>538823245
I've been playing since the Splatoon 1 testfires, but yeah I've taken long breaks in between

>Go on a 8 lost streak in Splatzones Open.
>Do horrible with my main weapons and get steamrolled out my ass.
>One more match I decided to pull out Gold Aerospray.
>Suddenly start getting kills and wins.
>MFW
Game not like this...

2 hours until NOTHIIIIIIIIIIING

>>538830213
You're mmr is lowered when you pick a weapon that isn't regularly played.

Oh woops, I meant your not you're sorry guys!!

>>538828491
>that design
ninty niggas weren't even subtle about it

>>538820976
the only constant is you

You should be able to oversize hoodies.

>>538833158
yes
i'm the constant
and matchmaking utterly fails to balance matches around that constant, instead giving us wild swings in overall team competence
sometimes i'm the best player in the room
sometimes i'm the worst
and yet, we know that i'm the constant
at this point, it's not matchmaking's incompetence, it's matchmaking's malice

>>538831636
1 hour until Raiders world premiere

>>538811734
epically memed xDD

>>538833910
you're so overdramatic oh my god LMAOOOOOOO

>>538816961
xDD awesome meme xd

>>538833910
they can't do a decent matchmaking system, if they did, no one would actually be able to play the game, look how dead it is already

>Nintendo Direct
Predictions? giga raiders copium allowed

chav/joey stop editing other people's posts.

>>538835219
full reveal, and it's a co-op pve shooter instead of a fully singleplayer experience

it's an hour long, which is unusual for a direct.

>>538835391
all entirely dedicated to mayro

>>538835493
god I would love a new Super Mario Galaxy

direct will have a splatoon announcement, the public execution of spyke

>>538835595
>galaxyfags get two games and still aren't content

>>538835391
it's the longest direct ever that isn't a console showcase.

>>538835675
but imagine the nextgen space graphics anon

Splatoon: Arkham City

>>538835369
I would actually go out and get a job to buy a Switch 2 for this.

Splatoon: 2077

I want:
>open world, no kettle bullshittery (except for things like secret/special stages etc.)
>cool new characters akin to the bananza villians
>the ability to unlock a billion different armor/squidbeak splatoon suit types, some referencing old games etc batman style
>god tier music
>more than the conventional octoling/match-the-shape/8-ball/shoot-the-thing
>adding more depth to the idols than before
>Agent 4
>Lil Judd

>>538835219
it'll be bloated with a bunch of shitty ports and re-releases for Switch 2. But we'll get like 1 minute of extra Raiders footage with a tentative 2026 release date

Splatoon Raiders: 2050

>>538836684
>2020 release? good luck!

Splatoon literature club

Dude will be reacting to the direct

Pic unrelated.

I had a dream where splatoon 3 got dlc in the form of "animootion" (pun on woomy I guess) packs that give you different animations for using your weapon.
Also for some reason a new special was added that's like killer wail (splat 1) but in order to pull it off you need the help of a bunch of cereal mascots like Tony tiger, lucky leprechaun, toucan Sam, etc

>>538837496
Splatoon bible study club

ready for another nintendo indirect

Agent 4 is sent by Marie to force Deep Cut to pay their debts to her.

>ragebait was so successful that jannies deleted it
lol

1 hour until NOTHIIIIIIIIING

>>538839521
1 hour until Raiders world premiere

>>538839690
it was already premiered...

>>538839513
It’s one butthurt janitor that can’t afford a switch 2
Womp womp

Splatoon: in The Aeroplane Over The Sea

Yebby 2 will be announced.

Splatoon: Raiders Of The Lost Squid Ring

yebby cancelled

>>538839780
>he doesn't know

Splatoon: The Snyder Cut

>>538816961
You forgot to colour the tip of 8's fingers on her right hand, but don't worry I got you.

Mechanika will be a french grunge woomy and a mechanic on the side.

>>538840852
>racist does a sloppy job
par for the course

>>538840684
I will cancel (You).

Splatoon Begins

>>538841062
where is the racism?

Octo expansion 2: electric boogaloo will be announced.

it begins

>>538816961
>>538840852
Just noticed that 3's ear is the wrong colour, fixed it

>>538815667
ballin is a gay republican kek

>>538841464
wtf i didnt notice

Referring to yourself in third person is weird.

>>538833158
no fuck you
you are the constant

>>538841583
the devil is in the details or so they say

Nogami will pull out the first real lab-created woomy from his lab pocket.

woomy?

veemo.

11 minutes until shiver butt

>>538841962
woomy onahole.

6 minutes until splatoon raiders demo drops LETS GOOOOOO

Side Order was ass, but it gave us plenty of good veemo content

>>538842980
it gave us plenty of good veemo ass content

This music is so calming I want to take a nap.

>>538842959
>yeb agent 4
WRONG

five minutes until third kit deniers get btfo >:)

>>538842980
the only good thing that came out of side order was drone pearl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ZOlKAGdx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWIEv_aksvo

Nintendo will announce splatoon raiders university where you take your woomy to college

she's in

>>538843345
bully but with woomy

It's too bad he can't edit frye not being hideous

excited for news bros!

Now it's actually live

Splatoon: Apartment Designer coming 2077

>>538843345
My woomy is retarded.

>>538843524
What do you mean anon? Frye is a little angel, llook at her >>538842586

>YAMATO DESU
One Piece in smash confirmed

>>538843524
seethe

Splatoon Mario confirmed

>>538843650
I look like that

I can't wait to see something in another country!

>>538843131
Nintendo really nailed the just barely sexually suggestive enough look for Agent 8, 10/10 outfit choice

hyper mario bros when

Holy shit gurkan is loosing his mind in vc...

I'm not watching more Illumination slop.

Galaxy fags won

off topic spam discussion of other games that are not splatoon belongs on /v/. shut the fuck up.

>Super mario Galaxy movie
LMAO that anon called it

>>538843846
I'm so fucking sick of SHITlumination's so-called "movies". Basic faggot horseshit of the highest order.

SPLATOON MOVIE CONFIRMED

chris-chan~
>>538843894
it's nintendo-related
there is a chance that mario movie has woomy in it

Can't wait too see the Blue Luma again!

Super Mario galaxy gas

>>538843894
there is a chance this direct has content directly related to splatoon, what are you talking about? are you even watching the direct?

>>538843984
Hey Luigi! This gas is making me feel funny

>>538843894
>>538843929
let people enjoy things

>>538843941
>Splatoon
>As a movie
>And not an adventure/slice-of-life anime
ONE job, anon. ONE.

NO
NOT THE BEES

Super Marie Cuz. Galaxy

>>538843874
>Switch ports
GALAXY FRIENDS WON HOLYYYY

I have the allstars collection but I thought Galaxy 2 was on it.

>>538843967
>>538844052
>>538844106
>b-but it's nintendo!
mario spam belongs in the mario general >>537953010
if it's not splatoon on the screen and some other game, it is off-topic.

>>538844127
>adventure/slice-of-life anime
why does nobody ever consider sports anime?
do people even like splatoon for the game (which is, in-universe, sports) that it is?

Remember to hide and report trolls

Oh my god please don't tell me it's all mario I don't care about ports I can play on dolphin

>>538844260
MARIO AND WOOMY AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES

>>538844278
>8 character focused sports anime
>4 of those characters are always rotating

>You can buy the book but not get these pages
lol

>>538844260
relax, friend
god loves you
if this annoys you so much, go and make a cup of tea or something.

>>538844371
This is Nintendo, their userbase loves paying for ports they can run better on their PC for free.

The squid sisters will be playable characters in this.

SEND IN THE SQUID RESEARCH LAB MAN

>>538844418
4 characters and supporting non-player cast, the rest rotates
that's how it always is in sports anime, yes

>>538844471
Judging by 90% of the users play time outside of splatoon 3 you are sadly correct

>ports and direct fluff
Called it

>>538844471
Because it's all Nintendo official.

>>538843345
what classes would your woomy take anon

>what'll it be?
sm wonder nintendo switch 2 edition
>waow!
perfect line delivery lmao
>it's fucking nothing!

Now I have to 200% Wonder

>>538844278
Because it's not all about just sports only.

ooohh noo i've turned into a baby!
zoo wee mama!

This is too much Mario.

>>538844260
Alright, ahem.
>dead game

>>538844783
sports anime also has slice of life
but slice of life doesn't have sports

No more mario please...

shiver sex DLC announcement plz

Talking woomy when?

>>538844894
it used to be when i saw a woman in a bikini like this i would get rock hard but now it doesn't phase me anymore

Stop motion Splatoon game when?

>>538844998
good you're normal

>nintendo direct starts now
Finally.

Finally mario is gone

NOW ITS OUR TIME
WOOMY TIME

it took two minutes of non-mario direct to get our first farmpg lmao

drinking game: take a shot for every anime game in this direct

yo this is just hero mode
nogami, sue.

>>538845236
Well its based in Australia so it's more of a survival horror farmpg

don't forget to feed your woomy

>black mii character
Uh oh ballins gonna flip!

gonna force my Marie Mii to have a child with my Will Smith Mii

>>538845482
Where's nintendogs?

>AI voiceover
what were they thinking

>>538845342
co-op only splat would actually be a good idea desu

Where is my slice-of-life woomy game?

>another farmpg
lmao what did i tell you?

This direct is garbage so far.

>>538845375
That's Salmon Run.

>>538845632
imagine if player 2 was the robo woomy from the lobby

>>538844471
shut up vegan

>>538845745
Did you mean slice-and-dice woomy game?

sploon please

>>538845972
this is a dangerous woomy

what is there left to add that would need another kirby air riders direct?

Imagine being a west coast fag like me and waking up at 5 am for this slop lmao

woomy and veemo friendship

god damn it I thought that was it then

Secret Stone? Demon King?

>>538846243
>west coast like me
>5am
That's not how time zones work.

>>538846340
no friendship for ocks
back to sewers

>Dragon Quest 7 but different
YO!

>>538846243
>waking up
imagine sleeping

VIRTUAL BOY HOLY SHIT

>virtual boy
what

LITERALLY WHO ASKED FOR THIS

>Virtual Boy
Oh boy, it's the headache machine lmao-

They mean the only 14 games that came out for it

octo expansion sex update

Smash ultimate expansion news when

>>538846694
They forgot about Waterworld and the one game about linking chunks of intestinal tracts.

>Fatal Frame 2 Remake
YOO!

>>538846778
>Smashpedofaggtory
Fuck off to Reddit.

Fuck Splatoon, I've got Virtual Boy.

>virtual boy
lmao based

I like dirt cleaning games where I can draw dicks and woomies on the walls

freelance Woomy power washer
goes to dirty dank districts of Splatsville and Inkopolis and cleans the Jelly blood from the walls.

>>538843204,

This seems easier than the first game

shovelware direct

They're releasing more smash dlc

DK DLC

remember when we thought the delivery motorcycle shown in splatoon 3 preview pictures was going to be driveable or a minigame of sorts
god damn it

subarashi~

DK SALMON RUN LETS GO

>Corpo DLC
Nice

Bros.....ain't much time left

MINECRAFT?

>pokeslop
I'm losing hope here gents

>full DK DLC a month after release
>Wave 3 of S3 DLC still not released
Why Mr Nintendo hate woomy?

Ditto time

This is leading up to smash bros

Can't wait for the r34 of that ditto

Chill game. I will enjoy many edibles throughout this game.

>>538847806
shut up, marie you wineo hag

greninja now identifies as an attack helicopter

Pikachu confirmed

>Z-A still looks this fucking awful
What the FUCK is Nintendo doing?! GIVE THE SERIES TO MONOLITH SOFT ALREADY.

>announcing the dlc when the game is yet to be released
Oh my god i hate modern pokemon and their fans

its actually over
nogami has betrayed us

Liu Bei my beloved

There is no fucking way we got this hour of shit and still no woomy news

>mario
>pokemon
>farmpgs
>musou
nice indirect

Watch Raiders be the "One last thing"

remember to bond with your woomy

>>538848517
not with one who cuts their floppers

More slop that will run at 24 fps max

>>538848353
i fucking told you
and we didn't even get drag x drive dlc

well that was a load of shit

LOL

ROMAN EMPIRE

Fucking fire emblem and it's not even a smash dlc announcement

Woomy lost, Pokémon won. But what if they merged?

LOL you can't be fucking serious
WEEB CHESS THAT NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT

... I really truly expected Raiders information

fuck this I'm gooning to veemo and then sleeping

Speechless, even disregarding no raiders this direct was hot garbage

Wheres marth

>>538848919
I woke up at 5, fuck me dude

well, the one good new game announcement, and it's at the end

I'll just wait for the FE spinoff game where there's actual gladiator combat and not a ttrpg

callie enjoyed this direct

Raidersbros how do we cope with this L?

>>538849321
well yeah that's because she's a brain dead whore

>>538849339
the devs are taking their time with the game, that's a good thing

>>538849375
at least she has huge tiddy

>>538849532
It took them 2 years to shit out side order

splatoon raiders never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
heat death of the universe will happen before splatoon raiders

>>538849098
huh didn't know we had /ink/ers in alaska

>>538849339
With the fact the game is still going to be released regardless of whether or not it gets shown in a direct.. what was the point of this post? Do you think it's being cancelled because they haven't shown more of it off?

I told you all, it's been their MO to make an announcement a year too early, get delayed many times due to incompetence, only for whatever they were doing get rushed out the door undercooked anyway. They did it with S3 and SO, get used to it.

>>538849567
her brain had to shrink to accommodate the size of her lady lumps

>>538849532
>>538849726
I just wanted something to pump me up a little even if it was just some 30 second mention. But nope we got nothing, not even a mention of Splatoon. Zilch, nada. I expected too much I guess.

don't forget to buy the Splatoon Raiders paid DLC, Mystery of Callies Lost Handbag

>>538848135
I've been saying this for many, many years: nintendo is just always one decade behind industry trends. They're now fully into the "cut out a third of the game so you can sell it as DLC on day 1" practice. In 5 years or so, we'll start seeing all their games turning into online only live services with paid battle passes and microtransactions built on unreal engine.

>>538849941
imagine her steamy heat and how raunchy she smells haha

>deleted posts
what

>>538849797
At this point there's no doubt in my mind it's going to be Summer 2027.
Fucking hell.

Shiver looks good with lipstick tho

This entire Direct was a load of fucking shit worse than Metallica's album "St. Anger".

Jesus Christ, I would've much rather listened to an HOUR of that fucking awful St. Anger snare than to watch that steaming pile of horseshit. At least then I'd only have to deal with head and ear pain than pain in my soul.

I hope the game takes a long time to come out because I want them to release a new switch 2 model with a usable screen before I have to buy one

I'm guessing no Raiders news until next year's direct in March. It's too far.

I miss S2, we didn't know how good we had it then...

>>538851413
which idol would freak out in a road racer and which would tap silently on their phone

Bedbreaking handholding with woomy

>>538846243
nice woomass

>>538849693
Obviously I woke up a bit earlier than the Direct to get some things done, I rarely ever wake up just as something is starting.

will the hip swaying be good in raiders

>>538850719
Frye...

I shouldve stayed asleep. Was there anything in the japanese direct that wasnt in the english direct?

>>538851562
>freak out
Callie
>tap silently on their phone
Marie, also Marina would try to make boring smalltalk before just taking out her phone.

Callie freakout caught on tape

woomy sex

>>538853103
I saw a video where callie threw her food at the crab n go employee what a bitch

>>538853339
Callie freakout at the Crab N Go, screaming about shrimp nuggets, pulling the cashiers hair, and strutting out angrily.

>>538853293
You really couldn't post the original?

>>538853657
post this original too

woomy with the big booty

Until next time, /ink/

>>538854038
see you tomorrow

honking marie tit

>>538856405
Hell yeah

>>538850949
>raiders is not a rushed game
>this is somehow a bad thing
i'll never understand you people

>>538850949
>yfw

>>538856909
More info about what it is wouldve been nice. Theyre probably done with 70% and the remaining 30% are the polish.

>>538858056
you people are so greedy

>>538858056
>Theyre probably done with 70% and the remaining 30% are the polish.
LOL

shiber

>>538856405
Cool

>>538858084
1 sub saver chunk has been deposited to your account

what if you kissed a woomy but their skin is covered in a thin layer of mucus

>>538858253
>human ears

>>538848135
S3 did this too lmao

>>538859562
ill just lick it off

cheeto fingers

>>538860729
slob

at least we have virtual boy

>>538861847
finally, splatoon in 3D

>>538853812
highest quality version I could find

fsh?

>>538865084
lol
i can fish anon

>>538866784
i just saw this ill put the room up lol

I want to do another Harmony animation, but the loss of the blowjob one I was working on really demotivated me for a good while. If I do something like it again, what would I animate this anemone girl doing?

>>538870419
dripping drool watching paint dry

>the new dk roguelike is more fun than side order
>it's also cheaper than side order
grim

>>538870419
animate her shortchaging you at the Hotlantis counter, sly smile of course

>>538870419
actually better yet, do this but with Harmony

>>538870419
Standing there oblivious while the wind upskirts her and shows her panties

>>538870419
not a fan of the first idea, but its a shame you lost your work, hope you get inspired soon

>>538870419
shes showing or smelling her own armpit

>>538857171
>>538854038
>>538849941
amputee :(

just got into splatoon...

>>538872579
im so sorry to hear that anon

>>538870620
and it released nearly 2 months later instead of nearly 2 goddamn years

you faggots will never be happy will you

>>538872579
if you have any questions i'd be happy to answer them

>>538873229
legit how it feels right now bummed the fuck out

>>538870419
smonkng a fat joint lamao

ggs k

damn I'm late for salmoen

>>538873598
Can you jump off Hammerhead Bridge and maybe not come back

>>538873598
I have a question:
Are you a kid or a squid?

>>538874535
gggggggggssssssssssss B

>>538874594
i can fish a bit more if you want to

Did >>538571101 do anything? Did he pick a ceph??

we definitely needed a segment for $30 paid dlc for a $70 game that's not even out yet
definitely

>>538874990
Sure I'll 1kingu.

>>538875553
Nice self report poorfag

>>538875608
open

I'm poor but I don't complain.
Namely because I'm not buying it or a Switch 2 so I have nothing to complain about.

>>538875641
please continue making the game industry worse pokeslopfag

>>538875641
even rich people value their money idiot

>>538875738
Yes you are buying a switch2 unless you don’t want splatoon4.

>>538871252
Thanks. Lots of interesting ideas so far here. I'm not sure why I was expecting more lewd suggestions but silly/cute works just as well. Anything to really push me to animate again.

>>538870419
looking at a sparrow taking off, doing a couple flaps with her arms to mimic it, realising that it does nothing and going on with her day

Nintendo realized making a game for pedophiles wasnt the best idea so they are quietly killing the series
God bless their souls, hope they win the case against palworld

All these trailers with islands and beaches, not one of them was for Splatoon Raiders.

>join the wrong slom room
>80 points in the hole
>big fish not fished
>time wasted
>wage cage break over
welp

>>538876738
hope we can see the result of your work anon, either sfw or not

>>538877537
>a game for pedophiles
>what is pokemon

>>538876738
>silly/cute
yes please

idea dump:
marie reading a book
callie jumping jumprope
agent 4 doing homework
agent 3 caring for flowers
agent 8 drinking tea

ggs fish clean as fuck kingu killu

>>538878204
gggggggggggggggggsssssssssssss a
sorry for dying so much, was getting too focused in a single thing
at least that was a fast magelo kill

>>538877537
I hope we get the FZero treatment at this point

>>538878196
Sorry for misleading, but I only want to draw/animate Harmony. I don't really care much for any other character (except maybe Yoko and Kitamura).

>go one direct without news
>doomfaggots come out in droves
splatoon 3 didn't get new info for a while after its first reveal, this is nothing new

>>538879027
idk harmony doesn't seem to have much of a personality besides people calling her silly, so draw her being silly i guess

>>538875319
this makes 3 posts where you're artbegging a 3 day old post

>>538879189
we had doom faggotry then too

>>538877537
a retard on a server I'm in tried to run the narrative that I'm a pedophile for the sole reason that I have a splatoon pfp

why are you complaining about doom
splatoon is a direct, if illegitimate, descendant of the original doom, skipping quake and a lot of shooter conventions that it introduced to the genre
pay some respect to your daddy

No news is bad. Splat 3 and SO had no news and theyre the most hated parts of the series.

>>538882647
we should move to a better game
who is hosting a lobby in foamstars?

>>538881494
were they wrong though?

>>538880318
take your meds schizo
>>538881494
you sexually assaulted your younger sister kold and you consume cp so even though youre still underage you are a pedophile

>>538882647
No news is good news. It means the game is still in development.

>>538883446
>the bare minimum is good news for their most successful series

>pokeslop DLC direct
I wasn't expecting anything and even I was let down

>plan drawing activty in preparation for raiders info
>zero raiders info during direct
>gf still playing dk so can't play dlc
screw this I'm gonna play reverse splatoon (power wash simulator) until I find the motivation to continue drawing that /ink/er yuri pic

>>538884061
You can do it anon, I believe in you!

doom and gloom hours

>>538883037
that's the thing
there IS no better game
a better game existed 7 years ago, in the last pre-mpu patch of spla2n
since then, we've only had shit to eat, for half a dozen fucking years
little 12-year old kids that played back then can now drink, drive, vote and despair over the state of their favourite childhood game (among other things)
and yet, there is no competition, nobody else makes a territorial shooter worth a damn
you'd think it'd become a genre, like a platform fighter, but no, it's just splat1 (abandonware), spla2n (ruined by patches) and splat3 (fucked from day 1)
i guess the best splatoon game right now is tableturf

>>538884671
I tried going back to S1 with the fan servers, but the lag and hackers just suck. I'd love for S1 to get re-released on Switch 2

>>538885094
they will never do that, and it's the right choice from every perspective (other than selfish desire to play specifically splat1) as a rerelease will, among other things, split an already dwindling playerbase

>>538885542
>dwindling playerbase
nigga please by that logic they would have disabled S2's online the second S3 released. You're so dramatic lmao

>>538884061
We need it now more than ever, stay strong

>>538885542
I'm not sure if Nintendo has a player count available for splatoon but going by game sales the playerbase is massive, particularly in Japan.

>>538803537
You're in luck!
>>538804105
Canonically she cannot be, as she was legally confirmed to be superior to Callie by Splatfest. Thus, Marie can only ever be second worst.

>>538884556
>>538886846
you thought posting her was funny but you should genuinely kill yourselves

>>538886846
>>538884556
i love you callie

>>538884061
See ya around kid.

>>538885542
You're retarded

>>538886594
s2 is successfully bayonetta'd, few people want to go to missile spam simulator, and even those who do want to realise that most of the playerbase is playing 3 and there's nothing to catch but infinite "not enough players". but a splat1 rerelease would hold novelty that will make people want to go play it instead of 3, while not having enough of it to completely usurp the attention. splat3 already has issues with fragmentation, half a dozen separate queues resulting in long wait times and a very difficult job for already struggling matchmaking, resulting in liquid shit of an experience. if anything, they should merge tako and ttek leagues, close anarchy series for anyone who can play x-battle, and remove anarchy open altogether, to try to mitigate that glaring issue that makes an already insufferable game even more insufferable. yes, it's dictatorship strats that will be met with criticism, but the dictatorship in question is benevolent and only wants quality experience for its players in long term.
>>538886976
it's not growing judging by the wait times, at best it's takeshis younger than splatoon itself keeping the money flow going for 910. they keep player numbers up, but even an average casual will never realistically engage with these new players.

>>538888802
>and remove anarchy open altogether
*for solo players.

>>538888941
they had that already, it was called league

They should've made a new splatoon game for the virtual boy.

>>538889443
yes, go back to riguma

riguma balls

>>538888802
S1 doesn't even have a competitive mode outside of ranked or anything concurrent going on, it'd just be a dead game with a niche player base. I guess the cost of keeping it online is the real reason why it's not been re-released yet. Cheap bastards

>>538890196
anon it has ranked
>but no x
it has s+, if you are there you are better than 90% of those who is eligible for x in 2 and especially 3

>>538889512
Virtual Mochine

Anytime I play Side Order I get horny as FUCK

>no more third kits
>no Reef
>no Raiders
So now what do we do?

>>538891149
Why is that

>>538889512
>>538890443
>ALL HAIL THE VIRTUAL BOY

>>538875641
Recklessly throwing your money at shitty products and mocking more responsible spenders for not following your lead is why you'll always be a poorfag.

>>538891218
Side Order outfit is hot

>>538850554
Someone didn't like my take on modern pokemon

>>538890406
You're clearly overestimating the pull a 10 year old online multiplayer being rereleased would have. They just don't want to bring it back due to it being seen as outdated and a not profitable enough proposition, that's all

Yo ballin do you have any new hot yeb webms for me

>future
>raiders is 80 bucks
>"WTF NINTENDO ITS SO EXPENSIVE"
>splatoon play time: 2000 hours
>splatoon 2 play time: 2500 hours
>splatoon 3 play time: 3000 hours

>>538895119
80 bucks in the US is 100 here in Canada, I'm defo just going down there and buying a second hand copy of the game.

>>538895119
it's gonna be 70

>>538895119
Mario Kart World was $80 to get people to jump on the "limited production" download code and Switch 2 bundle. They might impose a Splatoon tax on the JP playerbase in the future since the franchise is so huge over there though.

Splatoon 1 hours: 400
Splatoon 2 hours: 2100
Splatoon 3 hours: 180

>>538895934
I know people who couldn't find a bundle on day 1 and paid full price for that game and fucking hated it. Huge fumble by Nintendo, but they only care about making money and being a popular brand at this point.

>>538857492
Honestly this. There's been no words to describe it other than it makes my original comparison or whatever ring true, like that meme St. Anger snare.

>>538856909
What >>538858056 said. It looks, peeking at its reveal trailer, nearly done. What fucking excuse did Nintendo have to not show anything? And this is why a campaign to see Doug "EAfag Jew" Bowser and Shuntaro "EUfag Pokefag Jew" Furukawa get fuckin' fired from a cannon into the fucking sun and their careers ruined and taken by pro-consumer CEOs, fire the fuckin' retards that are the (((accountants))) and (((shareholders))) along with 'em.

>>538858084
>Thinking it's greedy to want to know a little more about an upcoming title in the Splatoon series
The fuck's wrong with you, cuntwaffle?

>>538859020
FFFT- Stealing this.

>>538895119
*$70

>>538897328
>it looks nearly done
they showed FIVE SECONDS of gameplay and what's probably a hub world, no it doesn't

>>538897328
stop typing like a fag god damn

>>538897651
Stop being a fuckin' ACfag, Jesus Christ-

>>538897602
You're retarded if you think like this, there's no help for you faggots

>>538897797
>animal crossing out of nowhere
take your meds

Splatoon Raiders isnt done okay? Why are you being such nintentoddlers? Miyamoto musashi said a delayed game is good. Think of the kentaro yabukis and raitas working unpaid overtime to get you your childrens video game to you so you can commission hundreds of naked pics of your ceph. Theres hundreds of other games you can play like bing bing wahoo fever or bing bing wahoo wonder or pokeslop za or pokeslop minecraft runefactory mystery dungeon loli or metroid slop 4 or slop emblem slop weave or virtual slop or sloppy kong dlc. Slurp up the slop.

>>538898536
I’m still not buying

>>538898653
yes you are lol

Why do nintendrones think everyone operates the same way they do and blindly purchase shit you have zero interest in because it has the nintendo logo slapped onto it

Octo Aori is the new age Nonoctoro
there's nothing wrong with him he's just annoying

>>538897996
How about YOU take YOURS, faggot?

>>538898907
who?

>>538898907
LOL what? Are you delusional? I'm nothing like that cuntwaffle-

>DK rogue-lite is actually really good
we got done so dirty with side order man

is it true that k rage quitted the last pb which is why he demanded early pics?

>>538899330
*roguelike
you start from zero every time

>>538899330
It's actually crazy they managed to fumble the slam-dunk concept that was "alternate timeline where Team Order won and we can do LITERALLY ANYTHING BECAUSE IT'S AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE"

>>538898695
Thanks for your reply
I’m fine playing Splat3 on and off without needing additional single player content
I’ll pass on the eventual amiibos also

>>538899893
you're buying raiders day 1 like the rest of us

>>538900123
It isn’t even a matter of hurr piracy
I never liked the single player parts of the game and I’d rather waste my money elsewhere

I for one I'm buying pokemone za and za dlc and raiders day 1 because I'm not poor and I love giving nintendo my money because I'm not poor did I mention you're broke? Yeah and you're gay

>>538900690
ZA looks based tbqh, very funny to watch the DS kiddies melt down about it like they do every new release though

>>538900690
I preordered from Pokemon Center to get a plush.

>>538900690
I'll get FE okay you got me there

No Splatoon No Buy

>>538903461
I don't like that they made Sothis uglier.

>>538905251
Not "cute and funny" enough for you, sport?

>>538884061
just found out there might be a FHV outbreak in our foster home and I'm fucking broken mentally right now

>>538907275
so you're like gonna die or something?

>>538907275
time to put the cat down

>>538905506
She was more attractive before, but also she's wearing more clothes. She should be more revealing since she's bigger.

>>538908360
Feline Herpes Virus.
I foster cats.
Currently have the offender quarantined and I made sure everyone else was vaxxed but we never got their boosters so that's another chunk of my week eaten up.
Just if everyone else gets infected then that will pretty much ruin the entire process of getting them all adopted plus the ones I want to keep

>>538908640
When the news comes out that the vax is bad I could see the vast majority of vaxxers taking their own life rather than “hunt down those responsible” like some people think. These are the most passive people on earth and will simply die if the local news tells them to. The vax is even proof of that.

>>538909178
>HS drop out doing "independent research" for 5 minutes thinks he is qualified on everything

when do we get games this generation that feel next gen?
2030?

>>538909178
bro is on to nothing!!

>>538909507
Ouya 2 will save gaming.

>>538909507
I've been wondering the same thing since 2013.

>>538909507
It's not 2005 anymore the 'generation leap' is now an empty marketing buzzword.

>>538909178
oh my god bruh

>>538910227
The next generation would be SAO or some other brain connected game.

>>538909178
did the jab give you autism?

>>538910751
>the next generation is 5000 dollar super advanced VR headsets
Cool, so how do I afford it?

What's the best way to connect my Switch 2 to my monitor without using the dock?

>>538909507
best they can do is next gen system requirements

>>538911385
There's a chance you can get banned from online if you use an unofficial connector. Just use the dock for now

>>538909507
never hopefully
graphicsfags are a plague

>>538911606
How? I just want something like an usbc to hdmi

>>538913220
You need to check online because a lot of the Switch 1 third party docks and adapters are not supported and there were cases of people getting banned from online for using third party docks and cartridges

>>538864354
cute neko woomy

>>538894252
i havent made any new ones recently

>>538804156
WOOMY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>538914452
gay

>>538895119
#1 the 1% of autists who play more than 100 hours total shouldn't have any bearing on pricing
#2 raiders is probably a singleplayer spinoff anyway with maybe 30 hours of fresh content if we're being generous

Your president just stated on national television that he could not care less about fixing Inkopolis. How do you feel about your splatfest vote now?

is the switch 2 version w/ switch 2 pro controller actually a better experience or is it indistinguishable in terms of how it feels?

>>538915592
The one time the eliter main comes in handy

he's in

>>538915592
>corrupt squibophile being a shithead again
It might have been NoA fanfiction but maybe splatfest victories should be law.

>>538915592
I don't care, I'm just here to roofie newbie woomies and have fun every night

>>538914452
show naked woomies and veemos

>>538915592
I never vote

slutty woomy

>>538915047
woomy pantsu.. T u T

>>538914452
>brostar taps this every night

>>538856405
Ohh nice

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>538909507
DK Bananza is one of the few games that actually felt next gen

If woomy tries to play the Virtual Boy add on for S2. Will it permanently lock woomy's ink color to red?

Flar deliverer

>>538920237
Me

>>538920237
if you're okay with waiting for me to shower and get some chores done, sure

>>538920981
That yebby has some long floppers

>>538921112
post pics?

>>538920981
post it again I missed the woomy tiddies

I'm going to sniff paruko's pantsu

>>538921908
splatoon 3 is on its last legs

>>538914730
Harmony my beloved,

>>538921908
At this time last year if we weren't splating we were watching the idols on stage.

>>538922484
damn.. have I been that happy since?

>>538922660
She is perfect bros

>>538921073
>>538921112
sorry i had to do something, but im opening a room shortly

>>538804105
That's just like, your opinion, man

>>538908640
Thanks for doing what you do, anon

>>538923018
still playing?

>>538925036
Yep, room is open

>>538925058
okay be there momentarily

>>538926585
the thumbnail looks like a yeb…..

>>538926740
we call that a reverse trap

uohh schoolgirl woomy

>>538928965
poomy

>>538928965
Imagine the smell

d/c
GGs open

ggs!! lots of good fist bumps

GGs openers

BGs (I didn't play)

GBs (green beans)

>deleted
MODS=GODS
Enjoy your vacation

>>538934685
ggs that was me

Cha-cha-cha!

We should've gotten a Raiders teaser even if it was only 8 seconds of chopped up gameplay and the logo afterwards. Pokopia and Fire Emblem came out of nowhere actual information.

Why are raiders fans the most impatient faggots in the world?

Woomy!

>>538940165
What did you expect from people who come to Splatoon for the single player?

>>538941943
I want to do that to yebby irl.

I fucking hate brown yebbies

I will one trick the splat brella
nothing even matters anymore

this woomy is simmering with intense rage.

maybe the nintendo direct splatoon: raiders gameplay showcase was the friends we made along the way

Wow, both teams have red ink!