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>>(JP)
>Banners:
>9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/17 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
Misaki (Swimsuit) (3*)
Saori (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun)
Hiyori (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun)
Nonomi (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Shiroko (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Atsuko (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare)

>News:
Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/Pl7VGVnI2VU - 9/20 (Sat) 15:50 ~ 17:10 (JST)
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/585
>Events:
[Rerun] Sheside outside – 9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Special Lesson in the Arius Autonomous District – 9/17 (Wed) 11:00 – 10/22 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:
Grand Assault: Chesed (Outdoor – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 9/10 (Wed) 11:00 – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/21 (Thu) 11:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Hard – 9/10 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Commissions – 9/17 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)

>>(GLOBAL)
>Banners:
>9/9 (Tue) After Maint – 9/16 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Saori (Dress)
Aru (Dress) (3* – Rerun)
Kayoko (Dress) (3* – Rerun)

>News:
Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/bzqV3Tu0sl4
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3131173
>Events:
[Rerun] From Opera 0068 with Love! – 9/9 (Tue) After Maint – 9/16 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:
Grand Assault: Chesed (Indoor – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 9/16 (Tue) 2:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 9/9 (Tue) 2:00 – 9/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 8/27 (Wed) 2:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Lesson/Normal – 9/15 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Bounty – 9/22 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/29 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 9/26 (Fri) 19:00 – 9/28 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)

Bahngakis, ja oder nein?

>>538893106 (OP)
sex with this gremlin-voiced pig with the purpose of mating

Reminder that Mari is pure

Slampig Moe is real if you believe hard enough

Is BA a loli game or not!?

>>538893360
Yes.
>but muh cope
>muh excuses
>I'm not a lolicon because I like this game
lolige.

>>538893360
BA is a hebe game.

>>538893303
No fat students. She's going on diet correction

My canon wife Fuuka...

>>538893360
yell

>>538893360
Some of us are pedophiles but that doesn't make BA a loli game

>>538893576
do you have yellow fever, is that why you like Fuuka? genuine question

We have lost the battle, but the war still rages on.

But is BA a hotdog game or not?

>>538893561
my wives

>Volume Suppressor: Ui uses this sniper rifle whenever the noise around her is getting too loud. As the name implies, it is capable of making the target quiet.
>Library Ruler: A rifle used by Shimiko. Helps keep the library orderly whenever things get loud.

>>538893613
stop posting chinkshit

You don't have to keep saying "we"...

Hiyori lost

Since everyone is talking about the other thing I think it's safe to post my list.

>>538893721
It is.

There is nothing wrong with secondaries thinking blue archive is fill of loli, who gives a shit what they think. I like my studentwife who is not a loli but I like loli too.

>>538893807
lose some weight fatty

>>538893360
Who cares
I just want to fuck students

>>538893807
I lost millions.

>>538893360
half n half

>>538893768
Since China is so big and there are so many Chinese people alive it's obvious Chinese are or will be drawing better in the future.

>>538892371
but people only point to height when trying to compare 2 characters of the same height to show how one is or isn't a loli because its like the other. or how a character is a loli because she is short. drawings dont have height, its a made up number on the character description page, 2 characters can be of the same canon height and be loli and not a loli
same shit with age

>>538893892
Deranged final column

>>538893892
I see a pattern

>>538894078
I can't believe you being a good human being if you post stuff like this on the internet.

>>538893241
pure sex

>>538894171
It's good thing your opinion is irrelevant.

>>538894078
Sexy Momoi

>>538894056
Drawings certainly do have proportions of which you can generally derive a height value. And from that an age category in some cases.

>>538894171
So how many Good Person Points (TM) have you collected today?

I just came a lot to Yukari

Can gamers love gamers?

>>538894384
This Yukari is an imposter, she isn't wide enough.

>>538894384
link?

>>538893106 (OP)
God I want to fuck Moe so fucking much

>All this birthday fanart for Mari

Mari won

https://x.com/hashtag/%E4%BC%8A%E8%90%BD%E3%83%9E%E3%83%AA%E3%83%BC%E7%94%9F%E8%AA%95%E7%A5%AD2025?src=hashtag_click

Reminder.

Jumby my beloved...

>>538894664
Very cute

>>538893892
I like your list

Filesize limit increase doko

zoos is not a fucking panda

>>538894384
gyaru coded yukari is a miracle of the universe

>>538894761
WHAT ARE YOU REMINDING ME!?

Gyaru

>>538893892
>158 Iroha
Based

>>538893360
Yes we like to fuck Plana's child digital pussy the most

She’s a seal

>>538893360
look at the response to Kisaki and you tell me.

>>538895203
I don't see the appeal.

>>538894664
not clicking that

Reminder to skip shupogakis as good META plater that we are

Fuck Ako

but why is Yukari so wide?

>>538893241
Pure whore

>>538895258
For that you need bananazoos

>>538894761
where is she going?

>>538895125
But how old is Plana?

You called?

>>538895454
currently? right.
eventually? who knows

>>538894260
I'm a powerful person irl so it is relevant.

/millennium/ F.C. Status Report:
Phew, that was a nail biter! Anyhoo, /millennium/ manages to advance to /ag/lel 9's Round of 16! Tomorrow's next match will be against the tough moral choice-taking eroge coomers of /vh/, or also known as the /hgg2d/-/hanny/ kinship for those clueless.
See you then!

>>538893360
MAPna

SNIFF

>>538895576
so it's happening again isn't it last vgl /bag/ lost to them

there's nothing difficult about being a banana, there is no misery in that life

fuck you

>>538895684
describe the smell

>>538895576
BAsed

>>538895727
You could turn brown

>>538895746
why am i built like a child

are we still looking down on people that spend money on this game?

>>538895746
I would rather fuck Maki desu

>>538895746
OH MY GOD

>>538895834
Ask that to certain hina poster

serikot

>>538895746
That but Kotama

>>538895958
This has rarely been a case. In fact, it's fetishized by Aronaposting

>>538895968
I don't remember posting this

>>538893613
>getting yaranaikaed by Neru

>>538895746
Where is Hare?

Brothers... Did the creator of /bag/ guide lower their score again?

>>538896184
b-bro...

>>538893220
Ich will die Bahngakifüße abschlecken!

ibuki is an 18 year old that pretends to be a child to rouse you up
its all an act

>>538896086
>>538896103
this has to be hired shill by nexon making those posts
same with screenshot of shit banners, I bet they're all fake
If I see someone pulling for Rumi I'd be the first to call them out on their bullshit

>>538896350
Why? Rumi is a striker healer

>>538896205
5/5
what the fuck y'all told me to skip Nozomi

>>538896205
who

are you people poor or something

>>538896205
No, that was the same rating last month

>>538893360
no, it is an ephebe game

you should pull for Rumi

>>538896479
Arona, please... I need the money to feed my children...

>>538896524
Eimi, Saki, Moe, the peak 15yo specimens

>>538896607
...But I already have Rumi.

>>538896403
Koharu, Kokona and I.Mari all outshine her.
Koharu is also UE40 friendly because of shop avaibility.
Also, she's ugly.
>>538896429
The guy that is very important to our community. All newcuties should be thanking him everyday for not being bricked.

>>538896479
Will arona offer her body if I purchase the most expensive pakeji?

>>538896479
SEA, euro, and hindu general. So yes.

>>538896648
Don't you want 2Rumi?

Chihiro, the comfiest wife.

>>538896205
Skippogakis!

>>538896751
she already has

>>538896651
Do it

>>538896710
Why would you not want more striker healers? It's a rare class

>>538896651
Redeem, she needs bond 20 anyways

>>538896479
uma has a mandatory subscription of about $5000 a year
i cant afford both

>>538896757
Saying euro was enough
>>538895392
Why yes she's a hatefuck slampig

>>538896793
No.

>>538896757
>>538896479
if my fellow european bros spent money on a game, never mind a fucking gacha then I'd be really disappointed in them

I want a student onahole

>>538896912
What? No game is worth 5000 dollars what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>538896949
This is why we call you europoors.

>>538896848
Nexon shill detected, I'm sure you want her so much you will be pulling for her.

>>538896524
needs to be updated with the wild hunt gals

>>538896945
Fuck you, spark for Rumi

>>538897038
I want to share an onahole with this sensei.

>>538897076
I don't, you are the one who randomly started schizoposting about shills and shaming spenders for some wild fucking reason. I'm just trying to rationalize your insanity

the only lewd art of Rumi is the one where her areola is blue/black and sick
I will pick my Koharu any day of the week and I'm not even a lolicon.

>>538897059
im day 1 on uma global so i dont want to brick my account. i would quit but i started ba global late and im missing collab students which makes it very difficult to invest money into something incomplete instead

>twitter feed is dominated by Mari birthday art
Goddamn

loli discussions never seem to reach a consensus, in the end, all i can trust is my dick...

>>538897448
Still not worth 5k bro but looks like you enjoy your masochism

>>538897601
thrust*

>>538897142
I'll do it next new banner. I still need to update the alts chart.

>>538897370
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/134748143
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131345644
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/129557935
I feel like I just got baited into finding lewds for you but I'm too stubborn to stop now.

>>538895637
missing the colors

>>538896479
>are you people poor or something
It's not about being poor, it's about prioritizing expenses based on relative value.

Erotic

>>538897832
Do it! I fucking dare you! It was probably Hiyori again anyways!

>>538897890
>black loafers
GUH

Arona is cute! I love Arona!

>>538896524
>Kotori, Chinatsu, Eimi, Juri, Hanae, Yukari, Kaede, Tsukuyo, Moe
>15

>>538896524
Please tell me plana is younger than anyone in this list

>>538898074
>Juri, Tsukuyo
>15
That's why I never take those age lists seriously.

coom in doom
rope in hope
good night /bag/

I checked Shun's birth certificate. You might not like the truth.

>Friday night
Why are you here?

>>538898289
gn grandpa

>>538896524
17

>>538898405
It's 3 in the afternoon in my timezone.

>>538896949
having both monthly pakeji is about the same as an MMO subscription, ofc I spend money on the game

Junky is fifteen years old too!

>>538898405
Waiting for jiggie.

>>538898468
No one cares about americans especially from west coast. I'm gonna take my pink pills and go to sleep.
Tomorrow I will make a new Seia oc and get the furniture from the event shop. Feels good.

>>538898437
I can't tell if this is Koharu-worthy or not

>>538898405
Where else would I be?

>>538898615
>>538898641
she's wearing clothes

>>538898634
>No one cares about americans especially from west coast
The west coast is the only place in america that Japan cares about. Try again

>>538898405
That's a big student

>>538898437
>fully clothed
I'll allow it.

>>538898641
report worthy for sure
>>538898405
/bag/ is my place, fridays and saturdays are comfy because we're slow and only real /bag/gots stay home to post

>>538898741
this brings up a question i've had for a while
where the hell is my rootin' tootin' cowboy student that says yeehaw on EX use

Today's meal status?

Don't forget to pat your students, bag

>>538898985
I love her so much

>>538898985
She's so ugly and fat it's impossible for me to like her and Tsubaki, wish I never saw this.

>>538898985
I'm not proud of it, but- would.

>>538898881
it'd be too powerful, everyone would be compelled to say "howdy" upon her presence.

>>538898985
EIGHT HOTDOGS

>>538898824
I wouldn't snitch on sexy Seia

What are >we playing this weekend

I've created an alt because there's nothing to do after doing dailies and it still takes me 30min max to clear 2 content on accounts.
What gacha let's you play 24/7?

>>538899081
you're just summing up hina fans

>>538899081
spotted the proud homosexual

>>538899234
Why are you mentally ill?

>>538899210
that art is very bad, get the cum outta ya eyes mate you don't see how her head is so massive 2 of them would cover her whole torso?

>>538899234
Buy a bike and go outside, you degenerate

17 is the best age

>>538899234
https://linkedin.com
Pretty good. You get tons of dailies to do.

>>538899325
Why are you so fragile and offended for no reason?

>>538899453
True

>>538899234
just play real games

>>538899453
I agree

Hasumi is too fat. It's Shiroko for me.

>>538899234
grubble and e7 more or less require you to be online 24/7 to stay competitive but you won't like them
new(ish) 3d open world gachas have big-ass maps full of question marks take few hundreds of hours to clear upfront though after that they become like ba

>>538899738
BA is a real game if you spend a lot of money on it.

>>538899850
I mean non gacha games

>>538899376
my eye isn't that keen and I support the message beyond the form

>>538899234
Play a strategy game you autist

Tsubaki’s so hot

>>538899545
Your hallucinations confirm your mental illness bro

do you think serika is objectively a good griller?
what are her meats cooked to?
could she handle a whole weekend cookout?

is Rice online? i got something i need to say to him

Bros, I wanna see Serika Terror. Would I need to crash the Kivotos stock market? If so, how would I do that?

i want to SLAP kaede's tits with my penis

>>538900361
this is rice >>538899234

>>538899453
>>538899571
>>538899773
>soon to be hags
I can hear the death knell already

Thoughts on this artist’s illustrations?

https://x.com/Nyanjarov1/media

>>538900785
I think I need to squeeze breasts

>>538900785
Anon that's sloppa

>>538900912
I think her light needs to be extinguished again

is this event really so short? or does it have some kinda part? cant even clear a single shop

Hey

>>538900785
that's not https://litter.catbox.moe/m37j0hldibm4xluz.png though?

>>538900536
I can save them (through marriage and impregnation)

>rice
Is he our new farfie or what's going on?

>>538900554
the things i would do to jc Aru...

>>538893807
I lost my binah between Hiyori's milkbags

Saori is such a cute girly girl. I love her new alt momos.

>>538901254
She shot you(Sensei[Me])

>>538901181
He wishes he could be GODfie

>>538901181
he will be if people keep giving him attention
should’ve shut his ass down the instant he first posted his name

Forgib?

>>538901513
The instant I saw her midriff

>>538901513
>still hasn't performed a naked dogeza in the rain
No.

Why is Miyako hated so much here?

>>538901724
Kousagi get ye gone.

>>538899225
Shillsong, maybe some Nightreign

>>538901628
THE CHILD

>>538900361
3 mentions last thread
2 mentions thread before that
6 mentions before that
Rice (food) discussion before that (lol)
8 mentions before that

https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/%22Rice-sensei%22/type/posts/page/1/
80 hits (78, discounting the first 2)

Are you okay

>>538899225
Touhou 20

I LOVE RICE

>>538901724
She hates adults like us the most

>>538901885
He's a new farfie aka general lolcow, please understand

>>538901513
Finally reading v3c3 has soften me a bit on her but she never said she was sorry. So no but I would still fuck her.

>>538901603
>>538901513
>>538901445
>>538901254
ugly potato deserve nothing but grudges on her

Rena owes me sex

>>538901885
>all imageless posts
schizo really is trying to drive newfags away

I think Jonkers is cute and I'm tired of gaslighting others that she isn't.

made for sex with me

stop name-dropping as if I care about your e-celebs

>>538902175
Well, he's fucking failing miserably since we're actually pretty close to pre-blackout posting speed again

>>538901775
Spoil the child, Sensei.

>>538902439
She's cuter without her stupid hood.

>>538899481
linkedin is full of deranged skinwalkers attempting their best to sound human and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Soon

what happened to mika schizo

I can't read momotalks, I need to reach 200 unread record first

>>538902556
BTFO by >us

>>538902147
The fact they rewrote v3c4 from it's original ending down the line really shows with how Saori's handled. She went from misanthropic bitch who wanted to burn the world and actively enjoyed the carnage to it all being fot Atsuko

Fuck off bocchigger

>>538902556
He got shot in Arizona, wild times in US rn

>>538900040
>Play a strategy game you autist
This. I spent maybe a collective 5,000 hours between civ, total war, and paradox grand strategy games in the span of a couple years.
I had to quit them all cold turkey because they were too fucking addicting

>>538901965
How does it compare to Touhou 18?

>>538899234
Play Limbus Company instead, it has actual gameplay instead of boring auto battler slop

>>538902704
>Implying he ever left Borneo

>>538902664
>The fact they rewrote v3c4 from it's original ending down the line
Good proof for this? Cause I could 100% believe it having the first half of volume 3 fresh in my mind. She was a crazy bitch and very rarely showed this obsession with the purple haired chick until she almost got murked by zoos.

>>538902896
This and Uma too

Hey

>>538902896
>Play Limbus Company instead
I got tired of Project Moon's suffering roller coaster. I want hope but I'm not sure if I want to wade through waist deep suffering to get to it.

>>538902896
What about the goon and ERP aspect of it? does it live up to /bag/ standards?

Blue Archive isn't an erotic game but I get hard while playing all the time

She’s been waiting for you, Sensei.

>>538902896
>troon company
I hate to share this general with limbabs

>>538903348
that's why women don't like you I think
you're not supposed to be aroused by every little thing

>>538902896
>maleslop homogacha
Umm???? No thanks?

>>538903208
It's actually even better since you only have 6 girls and all of them have tons of own fanfic identities you can ERP with
Also goon stuff is much more exquisite compared to BA vanillashit

>>538903394
Where does that lead to?

>>538903394
Nope. Retconned

>>538903549
Outlands

>>538903492
oh...

chise

>>538903528
It has shit art and male characters, I will pass since I've invested a lot of time and money into BA anyway.

>>538899225
blue archive

>>538903203
>Project Moon's suffering roller coaster
Isn't it the most fun part of the games? Without suffering story loses all meaning, take a look at last Blue Archive events, all happy familyslop and no stakes at all, any big problem is just another busy day in Kivotos, unironic toxic positivity

>>538902256
>I think Jonkers is cute and I'm tired of gaslighting others that she isn't.
If you really believed this you would stop trying to manipulate people into thinking otherwise

>>538903856
Hmm nyo.

Should I eat pancakes at 1 at night?
Eri eating and other students eating and talking abotu food all the time is making me hungry.

>>538903997
yes

>>538902896
>words words words
Not even Yu-Gi-Oh is this obtuse.

>>538903997
If students talked about taking HRT, wearing dresses, and bouncing on dicks would you do that too?

>>538903794
BA has even worse art now and Nexon sure ain't gonna pay more for better artists after the last scandal

>>538904110
If I struggle with BA then I would struggle with this even more.
t.brainlet

Not even bothering to hide it, lol

>>538904132
>wearing dresses, and bouncing on dick
they talk about the first thing and probably do the second thing too but I wouldn't do it myself.
The game is kinda designed to make you masturbate a lot and doing it a lot leads to weird ideas and fetishes desu.

>>538903194
eroSeia

i can't goon

>>538904181
which one is that?

>>538904110
>t. illiterate winrate addicted adhd zoomie

i see

>>538904181
No anon, the art of BA actually got better
Have you seen swimsuit Nagisa? she looks like million dollars

>>538904508
I'd rather play a real game like Lobotomy Corp

>>538901165
Sup

Watson? You here?

>>538904490
Never goon

>>538904234
Trust me, you can clear most of the content easy
Unlike BA torment or lunatic which actually takes HOURS to train for and clear, because crit and stability rng fucks you up more than 6 unbreakable coins clash

>>538904794
Don't forget to thank mommy for the nuggies

>>538903957
She is a an animal wearing student clothing, clearly. You should hate Jeramiah

>>538904874
Chise is... a cat!?

>>538904928
the moment I see limbus company girls be posted a lot in /trash/ I will give it a go

>>538903194
I wanna poke her in the FUPA

>>538904607
All you can do is cope and cry because scp management sim is a dead genre infested with troons, gooks will never touch it considering they don't want to get fucked by yet another lawsuit again

>>538900048
hah... Tsubaki... please rape in your sleep...

>>538904997
Read the momos sensei.

I wonder what daily life with Ui would be like

>>538905141
I'm not going to argue with you but have fun with LC!

>>538904581
Koko stole some fat from Mika's tits and gave it to Nagisa.

Prove that you love your students. Post roster affections.

>>538904581
Where is her gun, goonbrain? The most important aspect of student design is missing and you say that art is actually better
Tell me, why the fuck BA is turning into Nikke ripoff? Mutual cannibalism?

I want to cum between Nagisa's tits and not let her clean it off

>>538905341
Get a load of this sicko, he masturbates to guns.

>>538905184
Sexy Seia, Eri's witch tits...I fucking kneel.

>>538903782
But it's still Friday?

>>538905217
I will, I believe in Director's vision after all

>>538905341
You already tried this, now explain to me why your skin is brown

>>538905341
The rules are different for swimsuit alts as far back as Trinity Summer 1, hence why the Wild Hunts all have their guns except for the sabotaged one
Now enjoy your 13 Seia responses, retard

>>538904928
torment doesn't take RNG you are just bad

>>538905347
which girl has the best default outfit for holding jizz between her breasts throughout the day without detection?

>>538898985
>>538899062
Do you think architectdev masturbates to these clip?

>>538899234
get a job nigger

>>538904804
why are the numbers going up and then down
does the art get deleted?

>>538905014
Won't be long, Limbus Company is gonna get a collab soon, the game is already the most popular gacha on Steam, just a matter of few months before you can taste the sweet fruit

>Where is her gun
Tourist ignoring Akane(Bunny), Akari(NY), Alice (Maid), Ako(Dress), Aru(Dress), Asuna(Bunny), Atsuko(Swim), Ayane(Swim), Azusa(Swim), ect. will never not be funny to point and laugh at

>>538905341
Where's Swimsuit Mashiro's gun, baboon?

>>538905634
probably tomoe

>>538905703
you can speed up the process by starting to post them yourself but don't ever expect anons to like them more than they do Rio or shupos

>>538904181
Look monkey, Eri is the student with the most new illustrations lately and not thanks to your useless prompt get better narratives next time

>Event ends in 2 days

Are y'all ready for the Shuppos

>>538905862
We've decided not to roll for them.

>>538905216
Pungent

Why even respond?

>>538905862
But gookako retards are skipping them look at the archives

>>538905862
You alright, gookako poster.

I can't help but wonder how the anime would handle the card if they adapted vol 3 where they couldn't just ignore it existed like vol 1. What would it even do if they can't lean on the meta aspect of pulling resources you've invested your own real time and money into?

Please respond to my concerns

>>538905468
It's satday in Japan, Australia, New Zealand and East Asia.

>>538905862
Always

>>538905616
most of /bag/ is bad then since only a handful posts their torment clears and every time it's the same oldfags who have been playing since 2021

>>538905862
Of course, and the schizo can't do anything about it but seethe
https://poal.me/qxyhih

Oh I'm concerning so hard right now

>>538906101
Insane is enough

don't mind these gookako posters, those fakers knows no boundaries for META slop
>>538905862
>>538906073

>>538906113
>>538906086
discord jerk circle ready

>>538905502
>you're brown
Nice projection, nigger faggot
Is that all you got?

>>538906113
Regarding that poll, 50/50. I can't afford 2 sparks so there's a chance I may have to skip Nozomi. Not with fes and Nagisa/Toki and Eri banners right after it.

>>538906165
Ako is literally the only release student that is considered meta

post honey pie

>>538905862
Yes and I don't want double sparks. Please RNG god bless me.

>>538905862
Yeah in another 2 weeks

>>538906101
Blue Archive is my bonsaige
Life is well hard enough

I'm doing my part

Why yes I'm skipping a brat that makes s.hanako stronger than she's now

>>538906059
I'm concerned that Seia isn't getting enough spermalicious protein in her diet.

>>538906256
Now answer the question, poojet

>>538906101
I started playing JP at the end of 2024 and cleared 5 torments so far. I expect the current generation of steam newfags who tryhard to start clearing torments after 4.5.

>>538906045
They will never adapt Volume F, too expensive for Yostar

>>538906383
whoever made this image is a genius

>Muh skip
No one skips limited banners, the real question should be if you are willing to double spark and if you aren't, which twin are you getting and why it isn't Hikari pfft.

/bag/, would you be willing to spend 48k pyros to spark both Hikari and Nozomi if you don’t get them while pulling?

>>538906450
I have enough for both

>Tfw I have been playing this game for 6 months
>Even got plat in raids
>I STILL don't have unlocked this shit

what the fuck man

>>538906256
Stop acting brown then?

I have 17k pyros right now

>>538906450
The real question is if we're farming Aoba past 3*?
She's ugly and annoying as shit but purple tank is nice to have.

>>538903014
If memory serves it was in one of the back of the interviews for the anniversary art books. I can't dig up the exact quote/summary somebody made a while back.

>>538906507
Yes, and I have my grudgepost ready

you know what this thread needs?
BABS

>>538906507
I've been saving since I first saw them become playable in JP

>>538906594
izuna is literally free

>>538906594
You're not missing out on a lot.

>>538906401
Sorry, your little brain is too smooth to understand anthropology

Game was never good.

Getting d.aru in 20 pulls saved me from dire debt and now I can pull shupos
GET FUCKED WITHOUT LUBE ARONA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By the way this is getting added next week.

>>538906507
It's very, very unlikely that you'll need to spark both
It happened to me, however

So what caused them to seethe and come over to shitpost this time?

>>538906507
No

>>538906718
not that anon but do you get her through the event recap? I thought they weren't available unless the event was actually live and being rerun

>>538906606
Dumb mutt

>>538906837
Haruna!

>>538906683
I'm curious how it would've originally ended.

>>538906914
*free, as in you have to farm her, so technically not free

>>538906507
I'm indifferent to them. I'll roll though because they are meta and limited. But I'm gonna be pissed if I have to spend 48k pyros to get both.
Momoi is the best twins.

ok lmao
i think i just come back to this later
dropped a bomb on us and got everyone

>>538906507
yes

>New fire emblem gets annunced
>Suddenly we get another mini direct out of nowhere

FE collab IS possible
I'm rolling Edelgard

to whoever told me to eat pancakes at 1 at night, fuck you

Behead all gookako posters live on tv

>>538906996
Why are you using cheer Hibiki? She's useless

>>538906996
make sure to kill the red mobs since they give wakamo an atk buff, if you still can't survive the nuke then yeah, just come back later

>>538907019
Nowi or bust

imagine, Nowi/Nozomi
but who would pair with Hikari

>>538907124
>5*
Clearly his wife

>>538907124
im "new" sort of
one of my few leveled units.
lmao
>>538907151
might try later, was struggling to kill mobs saddly enough

>>538906450
If I can get 1 of them before a spark I'll get the other one, if not, I'll skip Nozomi, I dont have enough ligma to put her UE40 anyways, I have enough to spark both but my girl Niya needs me

>>538907156
>hag

>>538907035
Check your sugar levels, fatso

>>538907097
That reminds of a video I saw a couple of days ago

>>538907190
>>538907214
>5*
your account is basically bricked but good news is that level 60 isn't much anyway, you should make a new account right now

>>538907242
yeah but she's MY hag
get your own

The original was 33mb so have this.

>>538907297
I'll take her daughter then

>>538907353
Sex

>>538907263
I weigh 54kg at 5'10 you retard.

>>538907353
Sir, this is a blue board.

>>538907353
Sex with Sex

>>538906837
I think you get bonus pyrox if you read it in the week it comes out too?

>>538907353
sexception

>>538907214
How much ligma you have left?
Don't tell me you've wasted all of it on Hibiki

>>538907353
Shunny is next

>>538907456
This shit isn't even allowed in /trash/. It's respected though :3

>>538907394
Sounds like a plan!
I'm glad we could come to a decision.

>>538896205
>people here shitting on anyone skipping shupos
>they claim themselves to roll for the dick
>these same people are gonna roll for hikari and skip nozomi if it comes a coin flip

you are still a meta slave if you do this

>>538907353
sex

>>538907425
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>538907289
shes cute
most students are cute
sorry you can only see in terms of meta and not meta sensei

finally

KOKONA IS 11 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCKS

Why are retards responding with praise and sex to that post? Keep giving him (You)s.

>>538907597
Hey at least I'm not skipping

>your student
>your thoughts on the Nintendo Direct

>>538906045
It summons students, read the manga

>>538907597
I'm not sparking both brats, Arona can go fuck herself

>>538906968
Me too.

I know everyone loves Saori, but in retrospect her "redemption" felt a bit rushed and like the narrative tried too hard to paint her as a total victim who did nothing wrong. She was SMILING as Makoto's blimp went down. This girl wasn't just following orders or numb, she was gleeful about getting revenge and hurting everyone with no real regrets.

>>538907696
Believe in the spook

>>538907425
Post breasts.

>>538907696
Don't redeem farmables.

>>538907771
>Hina
>Decent filler to hold us over before the holidays

>538907716
not even going to bother giving a (You) to a fucking newfag

What emotion is she trying to convey?

>>538907716
Hi newfriend

>>538906594
>Mitcheru free if you read an archived event
>Izuna farmable

>>538907771
>Fuuka
>giving Nintendo money in 2025

Unironically limcuck shills ITT

They know each other???
I only remember Saori meeting Haruka

>>538907597
I'd love to skip both the /v/gakis but Hikari is just too OP.

>>538907713
Plana is younger and so what?

Fuck Kokona

>>538908024
Plana is a tablet

>>538908031
wtf is wrong with her face on the right

>>538907829
>>538907856
why? isn't the ligma spooks drop more valuable?

>>538907963
They've had a prior run in with her.

>>538907963
they're both from infamous and cool paramilitary organizations so they sorta heard of each other, I think

AAAAAIEEEEEEEEEE NO SAORI ONE TIME WAS ENOUGH

>>538908106
You don't like anime snouts...?

I can’t believe it’s already Friday

>>538907597
I usually roll based on the meta but I wouldn't know how to actually optimize my teams/gameplay anyways

That said I was always gonna roll both shupos anyway
they're the reason I'm playing in the first place

>>538908105
In that case someone who's not a tablet, nothing changes

>>538907963
They literally said in the next dialogues that they already fought Saori when she's with the Helmet Gang

>>538906996
Wakamo takes huge damage from the bomb too so your primary focus should be on killing the mobs before the bomb hits to lower it's damage, wakamo will eventually die even without being focused. When I did it at level 64 I relied on Kotori heavily for her ability to shield everyone, it was not easy but it was beatable.

>>538908187
Aru and Hoshino are strong meta units you want at UE40. Especially Hoshino.

>>538908087
>5 medals away from redeeming
Grand Assault can't come soon enough
>but you shouldn't redee-
Fuck that noise I want my cat.

at least it was Kokona that was posted instead of Ibuki subhuman

>>538907823
He doesn't know the pleasure of just as keikaku.

>>538908243
I wish the game leaned more on it's military aspects rather than mystic dragonball powerlevels.

>>538908405
>bunch of gods larping as school girls
>muh military
Shut the fuck up.

It should say in /bag/ guide somewhere not to invest in trash students like C.Hibiki or Suzumi.
I used them both early but even having them at level 55 is a fucking waste.

>>538908405
Don't you have GFL for that already

She is such an autist

Kokona is aa proper mature lady (she told me that) so its ok

>>538908535
>talking shit about C.Hibiki
Learn to play the game and you won't have this problem.

>>538908535
suzumi is extremely useful retard

>>538907019
>guns are added to the weapon triangle
>swords will beat guns
>edelgard with a gun

>>538908314
*pat pat pat pat*

>>538908535
Suzumi is decent though

>>538908593
She's a child that doesn't look mature enough

>>538908535
Don't forget Nodoka.
God imagine how sad your life must be for you to waifu that.
Also Juri and Asuna too. Especially Asuna because there is a high chance a newcutie is starting to play because of her.

>>538908457
Best part of BA was Eden treaty when all the strong students like Hoshino, Hina, and Tsurugi banded together to fight the terrorists. Post V1C3 they were actually just le holding back and could have soloed everyone.

>>538908535
I'm levelling up all my students to max level because I love them all equally.

>NOOOO DON'T RAISE YOUR WIFE FOCUS ONLY ON META
Soulless

>>538909060
Your actions are admirable but please reconsider

Hina should transfer

>>538909219
Yeah, to Schale. Who knows when the next Kaya will show up, I need my pocket onahole bodyguard nearby.

>>538909070
Haruka is PvP meta
Shamiko is SRKR meta
Asuna can be used for attack speed JFDs
Now Misaki on the other hand...

>>538909138
You wouldn't understand.

>>538909219
To limbus company yeah

>>538906914
For event recaps, which are old archived events that will not be rerun anymore, if you can unlock a student you usually do it after reading the entire story event, which you can do whenever. The Ninjutsu event gives Michiru, though, not Izuna.

Friday night, time to jig fellas. Tonights theme will feature PS68 and Saori dresses.
https://jiggie.fun/operation0068archive1
https://jiggie.fun/operation0068archive1
https://jiggie.fun/operation0068archive1

>>538893106 (OP)
This OP is not AI but when did it become acceptable for a /bag/ OP to use an AI picture?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755652232838097.webm

>>538909219
To my bed

I'm ready to see /bag/gots pulling for both shupos but failing sparking early

>>538909347
>Abydos will never get new students or pay off their debt or get a new story event
>all because gooks can't stop backstabbing each other
I hate Isakusan so fucking much, that hypocrite bitch deserves to rot in jail forever

>>538909596
Lust provoking plana is meant for rape

Honest thoughts on Aru? You should have or be close to having her after this event ends.

>>538909060
You can't do that unless you whale and spend like 2k pyro on ap refreshes every day

>538909596
kill yourself sharty faggot

Why did they make another Virtual Boy!?

>>538909902
To make more money from tendie whales
At least they can resell it later

>>538909807
I think she would be easy to trick into having sex

the summer students are great
just relaxing

What could you recommend to me to start looking like Hasumi irl? - the breasts

>>538909596
>this OP is not AI
>complains about AI in OP
You okay?

>>538909219
To my bed

>>538907527
i have a nice chunk but i dont understand?
spent expert permits
not the pink stuff.

>>538910172
Rope, soap and a chair, NOW

You fags planning on hosting tonight?

>>538908535
Getting a character up to 44 is 3 advanced reports, 50 is 5, it's a waste but long term it's not a big loss. A new player is probably fine to waste resources on a few duds if they don't invest past lv 40-50, 2444 on skills, or T3 gear unless they're really sure about a character. Any character that lets you unlock cafe upgrades faster is probably worth it, even if long term they don't have much use. It's also probably worth experimenting with weaker characters when it's nearly free to bring them up to your account level to see how they work than to be in the dark on why certain characters are worth (or not worth) investing in.

>>538908535
hey man
just a casual
fuck you kek

It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.

>>538910301
>trusting ANYTHING from THE gaslighting board

>>538910220
Stop lying, you're level 60, it is impossible for you to already have enough expert permits for UE30 Hibiki

>>538909807
why is Aru's hair falling out

>>538909807
sex

>>538909596
What the FUCK is that in the corner?

Akane Love!
Thinking about switching my allegiance...

>>538910441
proofs?

>>538910679
Don't do it, sensei! Don't trust the succubus! She'll drain you dry! Senseeeeiii!

>>538910305
Pretty sure that's on Saturdays.
I'd be down though.

>>538910554
better question is why she's exposing herself on all 4s

MAKE BETTER POSTS OR ELSE

Sensei cleans his cast iron pans with WD-40.

>Shoots up an opera house because someone said Aru's dress was out of season
How do we fix her?

>>538910863
Will she stop raping me if I make good posts?

>>538910949
Nothing to fix

>>538910949
ARU IS STUPID AND LOWLIFE!!!
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO HARUKA? CRY?

>>538910949
She's perfect.

>>538910949
We stop giving nasty bitches attention.

>>538910943
my cast iron has built up too much carbonized gunk lately after too much steak cooking, i might have to take steel to it and start from scratch
it's gonna take all day to reseason that fucker, plus i need to go out and buy some oil

chi

>>538910949
>Fix her
No, no; let's see where this goes first.

Don't say things like that, she's a good girl who would nev

She deserves everything good

>>538910305
bro that's tomorrow

>>538910949
She's the attack dog of PS68

She understands her loyalty to her master, and everyone else is an enemy. Unless Aru tells her not to bite.

>>538911192
Time to switch to nonstick.

>>538910679
Who are you aligned with right now?

>>538910949
Impregnate and make her a mother.

My friends are online.

>>538910949
Better question is would having sex cause her to go into meltdown mode or would she be meek and submissive the whole time?

>>538911751
I would not call them enemies so to speak, but they're definitively not friends of /bag/...

>>538911787
I am online.

>>538911890
Oh, I thought you were talking student allegiance.

>>538911826
Yes, and then yes

>rice avatarfagging again
The Farfie comparisons were right...

>>538912153
I told you /bag/ about this but didn't believe me

>>538912153
There must always be...a lolcow.

>>538912153
>rice
Who?

>>538912153
that isnt him though

>>538912153
>tfw was an infamous thread personality in another general
Was...

>>538912153
Stupid to fall for the falseflag

>>538912409
Denga

My style is ri-dic-dic-diculous-ulous-ulous

Brr, shtibidi, dom dom dom, yes yes
Shtibidi, dabudu, -di, -di
Shtibidi, dom dom dom, yes yes
Shtibidi, dabudu, -di, -di

>>538912392
Ignore the schizo. Wouldn't be surprised if he's the one avatarfagging and falseflagging