Thread 538993264

Be mean to Yuel as she is retarded and so are her players. Also add You to the game please and thank you.

2.20 Patch Notes (Wilnas' release)
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Previous thread: >>538812332

grimsissies?

that seal dash sequence was sick

>not a Rising character
Soulless general.

every time I see someone's U lariat wallbounce midscreen, I fox inside

Can Opener vs Plus Man

he missed the punish...

lets go sockie

i luv sheep

i HATE sheep

>>538993264 (OP)
this is not even a rising character for fucks sake

gamera has 10k sheep crystals now...

This tourney has a good amount of Percis.

>>538993264 (OP)
ignore them op. we have had plenty of non rising ops. we had so many satyr threads.

Another F.H Man vs 236U Woman

>>538994804
so would you if you played this game for a living.

god
katalina's corner carry is so fucking hideous to see
I hate this character

>>538995159
Every character in Rising takes you corner to corner thoughbeit

we made perci 236U BCable btw :)

>>538995159
same

>>538995159
>>538995335
>>538995374
>the "hello human resources???" meme with cagliostro being the hot guy sideswapping you any time she wants and katalina below being the fat bald guy

>>538995387
i love this character (pictured)

>>538995519
don't put words in my mouth I'd never defend cag for any reason

>>538995581
I know, but Cagliostro here would do that, so I picked her out of any other characters.

socky take the adderall

>>538996054
nuke the continent

>Cag vs Lowain
I agree, nuke the continent, so I die too.

CAGGY on the telly

>no trannies top 8
thats how you know its not a na tourney

Two non-interactive clown characters on screen, forced to not interact with the opponent.

>>538996231
???????? Bogus is trans

>>538996120
Sure, just remember that Europe begins at the Pyrenees Mountains.

who do i cheer for in the cag lowain match bros?
>>538996303
i think hes just a lolicon

>>538996519
you hope for double downs in every round and both players being eliminated

>>538996404
wrong retard

>mash
>mash
>mash
>mash
>mash

get his ass space

>>538996321
>forced to not interact with the opponent.
That's really funny.
>NOOOO LET ME PLAY NEUTRAL WHY DOES EVERY BUTTON I PRESS SKIP NEUTRAL AIEEEEEEE

>Cagfags REALLY have to show how op their character is so that they get nerfed into of Lowain
cmon space just fucking job already and let him have it

CAG IS SO BROKEN... INFINITE TRAPS

lowainfraud DOWN

Cag is bottom 3

Good outplay by Space. Master of Cag

>f.H got blocked
>f.H again

space will take this tourney

>>538997249
>>538996770
>>538996562
>>538996302
>>538995721
ugly spam

down with cag cliques!!!!
nehehehehehe

I hate cag AND nier

AND charlotta

but especially

Is Grimnir actually able to carry you to the other corner without using a special or how do his standing carry combos work?

>Space
Pedo is in the tournament? I guess it make sense he won't join any NA one ever since that ogre troon lashed out at him and tried to snap his spine in half while screaming like a mentally damaged retard

isnt grims neutral skip blue move -6 on block?

>string into safe oB special
>string into safe oB H special
>string into safe oB special
>string into safe oB U special

>>538997893
he needs seals placed on the screen, he can do a dash as an extension while standing on a seal for corner carry potential without using meter/BP

>>538997921
what's up with this pedo talk? what did he do besides playing the pedochemist? also when did that happen?

>>538998143
it's just non wombler babble

>>538998034
>bro why don't people just randomly do unsafe things like me

>>538997921
what

I've heard enough oh my days for a fucking lifetime just in the last 30 minutes

>>538997921
this nigga knows the fucking lore on these autists

>>538998143
he has a shinobu avatar on twitter. he knows what he is (based).

>>538998535
so he's another based nigga? oh my heck the horrorino

>>538998348
They are godless heathens.

we hate siggers here yeah! let's go poulet!

>>538998219
these two characters don't have anything unsafe

O

MA

TA

SE

I think siegfriend is cool

OH MY DAYS

broken ass homoknights

post the webm!

I blinked, the fuck happened?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

The guys on the mic sure are loud, the guy who keep screaming "NUOH MAH DAYS" sounds like he got it up his shnoze with all the static he's causing

but vane is le bad???

>>538998782
you forgot your image

>>538999021
He got vaned

SLOPPA ARMOR IS BROKEN

>>538999082
retarded sheep thats not the right image

tororo aint going to awt this year

isn't this a "bad" matchup for bea?

why does every black player have foggy/dirty glass lenses?

>>538999337
Maybe it's worse for Cog?

oh my days

>>538999254
baka desu senpai

>>538999418
I feel like it's pretty even as Cog but beas complain about percy

i wish i wasnt afraid of contacts so i can wear glasses less

>66L fL 66L 66L fL 66L
japan, pls stop...

>japgawd getting mashed on by europigs
he is plus STOP MASHING!!!

>>538999545
thats the whole game doebeit

OH MAH DAYS

go balance bantu go

Shotaknights for S3

tororo... what the fuck are you doing...

Anon... are you by chance mistaking Tororo with Tako?

my wives

Every nu modern fighter is gorillaslop and thats why niggers and brownoids and rest of the world can wash the japs which were used to play honoraburu fighting games

>>538999886
Maybe I am.
They all look the same.

Nigga stop backdashing

IMMA MASHHHH

>636 viewers
>24h peak 644 players

STARMASHER

THUNDAAA.... MASHO!!!

I get bored watching streams, anyone wants to grub?

>>539000365
I am not playing this shit game.

got my toesies clipped by 2l

>>539000520
But then.... Why are you in this general?

get fucked

Paragon was better than this...

hmmmm
percy needs byuffs

>>539000646
im a slave to the general and talking shit is fun

this is what happens when you play shitmera's bea
the only way to beat bea is to mash bc and kill her before she kills you

>>539000765
But I can suck your dick real good

>>539000771
>im a slave to the general
I feel like lots of anons are like this
they play the game because of the general and not the opposite

>>539000780
did gamera even do anything in rising besides get yuel nerfed from the beta

>>539001095
>they play the game because of the general and not the opposite
i used to play, but at least i uninstalled it now
ill leave the general completely too sometime down the line

>>539001319
not even a magical "66l and BC are removed" patch would bring you back?

>>539001039
he said he can suck dick real good anon.

>>539001095
it's a damn shame
I think rising is sick. it's got a couple problems but every fighting game sucks in its own way. I think people would know that if they played more fighting games
the ways grub sucks are just not that egregious when actually playing it. it's my favorite fighting game even if I wish damage and corner carry were a bit lower, but you actually just can't escape the "2-3 interactions to lose a round" paradigm in modern games and I don't want to play anything that 1) doesn't have rollback and 2) requires I join a fucking discord to get matches

>>539001390
after all that has happened, i dont believe in magic

>>539001790
Why not just hire Erunes? They're not cats, but close enough

>unmute once in 30 minutes
>oh my days
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

grandpa spamming +oBs on stream

went to piss for 20 seconds and skyll lost a round wtf

beagawds run this game

moon servers when, cygames?

>>539002101
That's racist

is this the bong version of SO DESU NEEE?

>>539002491
good luck!

Gorilla with tits vs gorilla with tits

oh my DAYS

o
ohhh

ohhh my
ohhhh my
ohhhhh myyy
daysssssss

oh im gay

I hate that he player cameras that you can barely see anything on even in full screen cover the character portraits.

>>539003002
congrats on being gay

Plus on block man won

rushdown is no match for unga

zero please **** your co commentator for the good of the tournament. you will get away with it in france. in fact they might even reward you.

Beatitsdah

>>539003248
Where did you find this picture of me?

>>538997921
you're thinking of lunar which is from a whole different region
and don't try to cope saying the names are similar

>>539003248
SNIFFA

Is there a worse match up than Vikala vs Anre?
Literally everything he does beats everything she can do.

>>539003307
monkeylove

>>539003352
>and don't try to cope saying the names are similar
Nigga I'm anonymous, we don't know each others, I don't give that much of a fuck about it.
Good on you for reminding me who was who though.

>>539003557
Neechang's fat hurtbox....

This is what a nerfed Beatrix looks like.

sure is pocket beatrixes in this top 4
>>539003557
crossups don't get to magically be disjointed

>>538999082
that's OTOTOTO

this bea character seems quite good

FKHR really looks at Beatrix spamming 66L and goes, "The community is wrong. This is good gameplay."

>>539003835
a bunch of characters like bea could be way more balanced if 66L lunged like a third of the distance it does now

>>539003835
what he actually think is "everybody needs a bea tier 66l" "except belial he needs even better".

space is playing like the biggest fucking scrub ever and it's working lmao

imagine if vaseraga had a real 66L

kekaroo

>

in loving memory...

>>539004039
he already does. remember when he couldn't cancel it into c.M? good times.

>>538999747
>Metera is a shotacon
>Sutera is a lolicon

>bea mirrors
no... just play your actual characters... pocket beas are fucking shitpost picks...

>>539004287
bea is space's main dough?

the DLN f.H mash

spaghetti

wat the FUCK

Everyone has a pocket Bea now

I don't have a pocket Bea living in my underwear, complaining about the smell...

Space is so fuckin good

>>539004607
she takes about 3 minutes to learn and """"makes your fundamentals shine"""" while having super good matchups vs zoners
no real reason to not have a pocket bea in the same way there was no reason to not have a pocket belial

OH MY DAYS

w-we mash

>>538996302
Cute!

fitizun please just pick your homoknight

>commentators going apeshit over a RS dodge
It was an anti-BC setup you idiots. Caggots do this shit all the time

Is there anyone more unhype than Beatrix doing Beatrix stuff?

>>539005018
what was the set up?

>>539005198
Cagliostro doing Cag stuff (spamming f.H with no recovery like a mongoloid).

does cags c.h hitbox just not retract?

BEATRIX IS LOSING. QUICK, FORCE A TWO AND A HALF MINUTE AD BREAK!

>>539005291
will we have a fucking bea mirror gf if space loses here?

SO MUCH FUCKING SPAGHETTI

>>539005635
apparently fitizen went there with 0 practice

>now I have to root for a fucking s*riz player
maaan

>>539005741
soriz players own you

>>539005859
soriggers own your key

>>539005741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QynOfFz4vI
turn the song on.

soriz players own lakes

>>539005995
they just have it all don't they?

I like soriz as a character a lot but as a fighting game function I fuckin hate him so much

filled with semen

>space is on pad
shitboxplayers...

mr pilnas

Based Skyll

WILNAS JUMPSCARE

>>539006076
its all mids and lows

WIIIIIIIILMAAAAAAAAAA

he fucking died at 50% off a sideswap

mr GODnas
OWNS you

days status?

>>539006340
mine

>Wilnas
The shart on top of the barf cake that is Rising.

hex?

when is meg

>>539006491
trap is transphobic sis

>>539006527
Halloween.

SAY IT WITH ME

NYOT
A
TWO
TOUCHER
DOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hate wilnas

No wilnas sucks his knee is reactable he has no 66l hes gotta play honest ass footsies

I still hate cagliostro more
what if a character played neutral with one single button and never needed to do anything but f.H or c.H and proximity just took care of it for you

wilnas is so based

wilnas is le bad?

>>539006880
They're both mickey mouse characters for carried faggots.

>>539006880
Its 99000 frames. Just whiff punish

>>539007021
your main?

Wow that teleport was suck!

>>539007072
Anila, you little carried sissy bitch.

skyll wouldve won on ps5

pilnas's 2M is a low so it should get rid of the traps? why is he pressing 2U?

>cag wins 3-1
>AIEEEE PILNAS PILNAS PILNAS AAAAAAAAAA
mindbroken by a mid tier

>fighting yool
>she whiffs one of her stance moves
>still has enough time to stance parry my j.U

Fuck off, you're so lame.

cagliostro has never seen a recovery frame in his 10000 years of life

>>539007327
You're carried.

>>539007218
it doesn't have to be a low, it has to have a low enough hitbox to clear them. or at least i was told so. 2m may not hit low enough?

>>539007327
yeah you're carried!

>>539007431
shieeeeet what dat mouf do

>>539007431
>>539007510
you are too

>>539007327
Smash characters have no place in fighting games

>>539007651
yeah caggots you arent welcome here

>>539007508
just tested it myself. 2M works. and it has to be a low.

oh my DAYS

>>539007716
tranny game

>>539007327
snizzle...yeah get ganged up by the thread!
yeah yeah!!!!!!

>>539007608
Less than you for sure, mr. Faggot.
>>539007846
Yeah, Rising, right? Meg, Ladiva, Cagliostro...
This has to be the general filled with the least self aware people I've ever seen.

HAAAIII

>>>539008000
nah danganronpashit has waaay more trannies

who's working the hardest here
soriz or cag

spodge is a thing
shart about it

>>539008152
lol

>old men Grand Finals
What a time to be alive.

>>539008000
>Less than you for sure
Nope, cope.

>2U knockdown into setup
>whiff throw
>BC into knockdown
>BC into knockdown
>U DP
>BC into knockdown
>armored U punch into kill
...

go space go

>f.H f.H f.H f.H (COUNTER)
incredible

>>539007398
In what fucking universe would you ever even have a chance to use any jump attack against a Yuel in stance?

Are you playing against some D-rank Yuel that just stances in neutral?

CAAAG GODS

ISSA MID TIER

>>539008734
thank you

>>539008645
ggs
shake my cock

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

YESSSSS

based based based

>>539008165
Resisting the urge to constantly press buttons requires a Soriz player to be working 1000x times harder than usual.

>>539007327
I got Roo'd by Pilnas one too many times in the lobby

>>539007820
>and it has to be a low.
a number of lows do not trigger them but a number of not lows do.

CagGods won

FUCK YOUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>this post was made by the lobby niia gang

>>539008267
>shart about it
Oh, yeah? Take it, then.

is socky putting on weight??? ah hell nah

that's the first lowain I've seen that doesn't look like a tranny or a comically evil jew

>>539009072
I thought the Niers and the Caggots were friends

>>539007820
if it HAD to be a low I would simply never play yuel again

socky, diet NOW

>>539009209
one cag skin walks as a depressed low tier niia

>>539008152
danganroonpa

>>539009372
Tororo's gonna have to fly to Brazil KEK

>>539009209
Cag is overpowered

swocky
tweadmill

>>539009548
this nier is extra crispy
i'm used to my low quality niias
go away

>>539009548
gapped by a mid tier

>>539008960
stupid bitch faggot covering her armpits with her hair

? Since when do we have the character Rankings in the character selection screen?

>>539009741
cag please stop getting drunk off semen then shitposting in here

>>539009907
since release

>>539009907
ok buddy grats on master, show off

Cagliostro is busted as shit

>>539010416
[Yes.]

>>539010416
Yes.

>>539010416
[Umm...]

>>539010416
Correct.

>>539010416
many anons seem to be interested in busting his ass so i cant disagree.

>[Umm...]
*rapes you*

>>539010054
Weird, never noticed.
>>539010101
If I screencaped a lvl 3 character in S+ it would've been obvious I'm in Masters with a different character anyway. Not like I would be here if they didn't nerf ranked twice but that's not something I can do anything about.

>>539011678
I think it was a joke, bwo

Back from UFA. It was fun, but I'm still disappointed about my performance.
Is that what drives people to play fighting games for dozens of years? I was losing interest lately and now I just want to try hard. Fuck.

what drives me is fat sheep tits

fagliostro

crunchliostro

so if i play against a playstation do i also have to endure the increased input delay?

>>539013189
-_-
Are you really this dumb?

>>539013694
yes, now answer the question

>>539013939
no its only on his end

we have an open slot in the crew
if you're a regular but still not in, please join

>>539014047
thank you, now tell me why every second match against a playstation plays like shit.

>>539014370
because they're all retarded wifi casuals

>>539014370
they're probably on wi-fi

https://www.twitch.tv/tampaneversleeps
RRAT

>>539015530
not interested
call me when theres 2b

>>539013189
Yes you do. Theres not much you can do. its about 1-3fr and the RB is pretty wonky

lobby...................................?

>>539015530
kos-mos won
epic

>>539016989
thass GAWDLIKE

>>539011220
Please no more, every day I leave the lobby with severe anal bleeding

>>539017689
the solution is right there

stop making fun of me
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME RETARDS

Beloved bitch

Snek for season 3

Lascivious love

>>539019234
there are at least 2 sneks we should get before that one

>>539019254
metera_(granblue_fantasy) leg_lock impregnation

this sigga is mashing like a monkey
kinda based ngl

>>539016989
Yay!

i am so fucking bad at this game

>>539021709
its ok it will EOS in 6ish months

>>539021709
issa hard

ratgalia
/tampaneversleeps

>>539016989
FUCKING GAWDLIKE

>>539021709
you don't know what bad is

>>539021709
It's more likely that many of the players that outclass us have been playing FGs for a while. Or it is literally their part-time job.

>>539016989
so this is the power of the lobby...

good try! yay!

Welcome to McDonald's, what do you want?

>>539023078
nah, I'm just bad despite putting over 700 hours into this game for the last year.

>>539024272
You are great!
*collapse emote spams your avatar*

>>539024346
Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh burger with cheese

>>539024346
One Little Skyfarer's Lunch, please de arimasu!

>>539024624
same but 1500

look how wide his nose is

>>539001790
Everyone loves cat-Zeta.

>>539025829
you edited it

>>539026063
nope
https://www.twitch.tv/tampaneversleeps

>>539025829
everytime i look at him i think he looks like a hammer head shark. i dont even want to be mean he seems really nice and positive.

>>539025218
Here you go little lady, enjoy

>>539026274
>this can cleave islands in two

>>539024916
Here's your burger, enjoy it while it's hot

>>539024346
i want a nier plushie to go with my mcnuggies

>>539027968
Our Nier plushie is currently out of stock, how about this cutie right here?

>>539028324
no fat chicks

>>539028324
I'll take it, love dwagons
I'll take a Wilnas plushie too if you have it, thanks

>>539024346
I want a HUGE, FAT, BIG ass to FUCK.

>>539028591
there's always your mom

Granblue is a much better game, but I'm having some fun playing 2XK(us)O

>>539024346
Lamburger

bwoken ass galleon

>Frosty Faustings
>Tampa never sleeps
Requesting a tournament without a stupid name

>>539028571
Sorry man, these are what left in our stocks

>>539029363
okay . . .

Xanadu

That white armor Sandalphon looks so cool...

>>539028956
Am I wrong

>>539029447
It will do.

rat on tewwy

>>539030009
>Ratgalia vs yRatzo

>>539029513
yo i dont know if that's a real local but you just reminded me that was the name of a mongolian techno song i heard when i tripped over /wsg/
nice

>>539030259
mongolian techno (made by a dutch turk)

donkey rape

donkey getting raped

my mom hates farm animals

Snek and rrat

>>539028723
shes topless... MODS

>>539031206
she's about to swallow vikala whole

Ferry is certainly a character you can use on purpose and inflict yourself on others

>>539031334
>she
that is a male donkey

>>539031443
...can I watch?

I wish Bepaw wasn't a huge black furry fag

what an insane match lol
holy shit

>>539031957
i once looked up his twitter to see something but only found some big huge furry fanart

>>539031957
he's a furry??

>>539032248
Are you memeing or are you really asking if the guy named BeePAW is a furry?

>>539032561
not meme'ing obviously it makes sense in hindsight but i dont know the guy

>>539032248
ye he sometimes wears a furry pride mask to locals

no one can resist ferry's giant cum ball

>>539032762
do not open bepaws twitter. its up there with that sheep guys.

>>539028591
There's always your local Cogs

Ooo..ooo....aaaa...aa

where are vanes nipples?

>>539035014
Nipples are power limiters.
You must get stronger until your nipples disappear.

>>539035119
Jiren...

>>539035119
Soriz doesn't have nipples so this is adding up.

>>539035014
I look like this

Sorry for leaving after one game, Virabro. I was tired after getting hooked on original Killer Instinct all of last night.

I was fired after getting hooked on hookers dressed up as Beatrix

does everything need to be about sex

yes, we love sex

Meet your season 3 guest

>>539036551
NTA, but watching a recent video makes me think it holds up better than other games of its time. Loved the game as a kid.

Sheep!

>>539038452
Make it her older sister.

I have almost 10k games in rising and I still feel like I’ve barely scratched the surface of it…

>>539038452
dead so she cant join now

>>539038721
stop endlessly autopiloting

>>539038721
u might be retarded

>>539038452
SC's best girl by a good margin, so a pretty good choice as far as guests go.

>>539039414
oh no no no green nier keks...

>>539039414
that's 2b dough?

>>539039618
chu

>>539039624
thanks

>>539040686
>thanks
he hates golshi…

Ice Dwagon for season 3

you can see who you are gonna fight in matchmaking by the way with name, rank, everything

>queue up in open lobby
>start spamming check profile on whoever in lobby
>you will see the profile of whos incoming to matchmaking before it pops instead of whoever's profile your checking currently
>pops, accept and you'll see that the profile you saw is now your opponent

go forth and abuse it so it gets patched, spread the news to your favorite social media circle jerk

>implying Arc Cy would patch it
They'll buff it to be more abusable.

our FUARKING heroes

>>539043756
my hero kasausagi

>>539043756
my hero xewom

next guest character is the robot guy from slay the spire.

>>539038721
I have 6k games and I've been playing since launch.... and still suck too!

reminder: space doesn't play mid tiers
day of the nerf soon, caggers

>>539045518
elsa also only plays braindead top tiers too

>>539045518
But that would make my lobby gf(male(female)) sad

Shiki for season 3 guest

>>539046942
go away gamera that is not my type moon shiki girlfriend

>>539039624
WAI WAI

I have 2K Games... 's Sid Meier's Pirates!

>>539047554
Is it fun?

>>539047919
Issa alright. The original and its remake are very simple, and pretty easy. Many other and newer pirate games have done much more with the foundation it set.

>>539043248
when I did that the guy turned s+... and I got no gemmies

Fat ass for season 3

>>539050118
my jr finna go nuts on that backpussy

>>539043248
one time I was checking my own profile and got a match
My star character is s+, the opponent showed as s+
even in the post game screen and replays

>>539050029
>>539051139
i experienced that too. so like, you can deny a random guy gems whenever you want?

Hello /gbvsg/
How are you doing tonight?
Eating something nice? speaking with your friends? Playing some games? it's the weekend.

>>539050118
fat draph asses

>>539050118
I'm not one to talk because I like some retarded shit but I can't
the double bikini looks too stupid on this one

>>539051307
I think it's just a visual bug.
However, if it isn't, it's a breakthrough in Jap coding

>>539051550
was playing ttrpgs
we TPK'd
now we're playing arkham horror
I am very drunk and when we TPK again I will probably grub

>>539051550
I'm having some pizza and wings while grubbing and dixing with some friends, we're watching the dead poets society and full metal jacket afterwards

>>539053893
>dixing
LMAO

>>539053992
>Throw loops on Jameson Petticoat
>the guy with a frame one parry that also catches throws
Da Beast's pressure is too scary bro

>>539051550
i want to hang myself, thanks for asking

>>539053893
sounds really fun bro. that's a good night

>>539050118
imagine her sitting on my face wouldn’t that be funny haha

>>539054930
Want to grub to keep the bad thoughts away?

another good clique night
kanpai!

>>539057653
fun games

I need Meg's big fat sweaty patch, for yesterday.

>>539057653
Hello thank you for playing I hate everything hello?????

I need those big fat tiddies

>>539059817
they look so heavy... i need to carry them for her

Galleon's battle pass has concluded. I wonder when is Charlotta's.

>>539063906
Probably when Meg comes out

>>539063906
I ate it.

>>539063906
why did it have to be charlotta? any other girl would’ve been better

I dislike that dlc characters get outfits before base roster

The base roster is fucking lame and gay, Lucilius, Beatrix, Versusia and Vikala sold me on this game, Zoi gets a pass because with her skin she gets some premium mediums

yool (grand) skin NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
I did not play grub in the lobby today no matter how much drunk I got (again)

Yool skin that turns her into Kou

gays not welcome

It's not gay if he looks like a girl

>>539068702
it's gay because he's still a dude

>>539068401
Sex

>>539065835
I asked for this

>>539065835
>>539069319
Me too, also Meg.

>>539070610
Finally found the single person who gives a shit about Bridgette

>>539071295
>Finally

>>539066318
Ok, next BP after Charlotta will have this skin

Hot sweaty gay sex with Kou

>>539073305
My teddy bear

Hello!
How are you feeling today?
Will you eat something nice?
I slept better today but i had a nightmare.
The sun is gone and its growing colder.

>>539051550
I was going to take a break from 2XKO to play some lobby games last night but I passed out watching a Youtube video. At some point hours ago, it landed on 24/7 Gregorian chanting and that was playing all night.

>>539074036
>The sun is gone and its growing colder.
thank god for that. summer is awful. genuinely never understood why people like it

>>539075031
time for the gramps to be put to bed

>>539075031
>30 years olds are old farts
I'm not that old...

>The number one sheepfaggot to end all sheepfaggots Nanasha is a yellow square jobber
How can Fukuhomo see this and still justify this shit
Have you ever seen Koyao or Zane drop below orange
Jesus christ

>>539075456
Better buff Lowain

>>539075792
issa knowledge check just learn the matchup

>>539075456
Meg will be low tier

sheep isn't low tier

meg will be low tier, like cag

>>539075031
Sounds fun but my feeble brain do not understand the concept of timezone so give a link once it's about to start.

>Like cag
Bottom 1 lets go bois

>>539075252
In japan you're considered expired as soon as you hit 21

Air grabbing Lancelot out of his wall cling bullshit feels so satisfying

>>538993264 (OP)
When someone says "must be nice" I read it not as wistful, harmless envy, but as self-programming of someone who's seething. Like "must be nice must be nice must be nice mustbenicemustbenice" kinda thing. Is it just me?

Must be mice

>>539078964
Must be mice

>>539076065
Roughly an hour from now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjG7T_tMA0w

Viras SSBA is fantastic, but if you want to clip a match against her and don't want to have the overlay over the cinematic while the UI isn't shown, it gets annoying to edit.
/blogpost

>constantly losing
>somehow went back to pink
this shit makes no sense to me sometimes

>>539082026
Only matches against your own color count, except when the game feels like it when you lose. You can beat pink squares all day with no progress and still demote a color after a single loss.

they should remove colors. it forces me to smurf on shitters but it's not my fault, It's the devs that made me rape all these casuals so i can be a pink cutie.

>>539082446
what a garbage system

>>539063906
>Forgot to buy it cause i assumed all battle passes ended on sundays
I'm a fucking idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjG7T_tMA0w
ojii san correction battle stream

>>539083837
Is this safe to watch for Cagliostros?

>>539083837
>S+
>A

>>539085227

>>539075031
literal nursing home players please understando

>>539083837
Which team is which? I can't read island drawings

I'm very new to this whole uploading and encoding shit.
>OBS recording: 1 GB
>cut and rendered with DaVince Resolve: 2,5 GB
Yes, different encodings can increase the filesize and it looks good (enough, I guess). But more than doubled? Used a custom setting based on the H264 preset while following a guide.

>>539085708
bitrate too high

>>539086010
Yeah, checking the settings again, just found the option to control the bitrate. Used "quality" and "best", which explains that. Will experiment next time with different bitrates.
It's already uploading, not gonna stop it

>>539083837
grandmaster niia getting the shit beat out of her by a wilnas on the telly

I'm beating the shit out of my meat to Niia on the telly

Why does this have an unreactable startup
Why does this cross up
Why does this lead to a corner swap on defense
Why does this lead to a full conversion at all ranges on counterhit (mid screen use blueslop to extend to the corner, bnb corner combo if swapping)
Why is it safe on block which allows this nigger to spam it constantly when cornered
Why are you put in the corner now for blocking it as the person who worked so hard to win neutral and put him in the corner
Why is it safe
Why is it safe
Why is it safe

>>539087537
Why does this cross you up even if you hit Lowain with a c.L so the next hit of the autocombo misses

stop asking questions

>>539087537
learn the matchup labletcuck

STINKY COME BACK I MISS YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>539087975
fuck off i was gonna make the pathetic stinky grovel begging post

you can stop now, stinky. nobody cares.

>>539088640
I was asked to do it, as I am a charlottascholar of the highest caliber

>It's just a knowledge check. Cag's teleport animation gives away which direction she's about to go. Once you learn the matchup she can't use it anymore
Do you think cagtroons really believe the shit they sprout from their mouth

>>539089382
Aaand... Everything else... Plays itself.
The only thing is that... Cagliostro players... Just like this weirdo n******u, believes that what they're doing, requires more work... THAN THESE GUYS!!!
You d- You do realize... N**u... Y-Y-You realize she's... S tier... You do realize that, right?
...That's not... Y-Y...
"Bottom 5"!
T-There's no w-, There's...
You think she's better t-t-, you think she's worse than Ladiva?
You think she's worse than Soriz?
Worse than Anre?
Worse than Avatar Belial?
Worse than Grimnir?
Worse than Katalina?
You think she's on the same with Percival???
Can I ask you a question then? Whe-Whe-Where do you- How good do you think Percival is?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>539089454
Yes. Unironic skill issue if you still don't know how this works by now.

>>539089726
sorry cag won another tourney
since FKHR is a homofaggot he will once again refuse to nerf lowain and instead will nerf cag

>>539089807
But cag is a man

>>539089807
>The better player had to GIGAgap in order to beat all the other autopiloting braindead retards facerolling their glue eating mains
Are you listening to yourself

>>539090057
not only that didn't happen you dumb downplayer, but that's not even what I was talking about

>>539089454
chris g was so wise

>>539090186
Look I'm not one of those retards saying she's bottom 1 or some shit but you have to admit that Cag has always been a pretty strugglebus character in this game's lifespan
>Nier Belial era
>Beatrix era
>Grimnir era
>Ferry Metera era
>And now Vas bubs era

>>539090401
>being a top tier through the entire game is being a "strugglebus"
I dont get it, why do cag players INSIST in wanting to look bad? you could have just ended it there but you keep going

>>539090401
>you have to admit that Cag has always been a pretty strugglebus character

>>539090496
>High execution requirements for the same or lower reward as the other greentexts
Listen you retard she's not weak but she's not the top tier boogyman you make her out to be. She's also been getting shadow nerfed every season if you didn't notice.

>>539090703
Results other than a single 2nd place showing in one tournament in 3 years?

nyot gyetting a reply fryom me anymyore

>>539090401
Ferry and Metera are still the two best characters in the game. The only thing that has changed is we now have more bullshit characters that need to be nerfed decisively. I've had enough of this of this pussyfooting banlist philosophy Cygames has where they take one step forward with nerfs and half a step back by handing out compensation buffs.

>>539090982
>Results other than a single 2nd place showing in one tournament in 3 years?

Because you know I'm right
I have to lab so much shit to even start playing this game meanwhile you ex gran niggers can just do build-a-bear combos for piss easy 10.5k damage

>>539091024
>Top tiers fery metera et al
And guess which characters does cag get slaughtered going into???
Can you use your brains for a second

I hate cagtrannies so fucking much

>j.22u killed
>ult dp nerfed into the ground
I rest my case.
Refusing to learn a matchup doesn't make a character top tier. It just means you're a lazy fuck.

>>539091387
I think he's just baiting, all the cag players in the general are sleeping too and no one but cag players defend the character

>Posting the truth = bait
Amazing place we have for discussion here.

>>539091456
Talk to them in the lobby and you'll realize they spew the same shit

Posting the bait = truth

>>539091153
>I have to lab so much shit
like what? mashing f.H into autopilot mix?

as i watched this ojiisan mercilessly correct this 2b playing brat i realized i could hear all the abel sounds even if i have it muted.

My issue with Cagliostro is that once she carries the opponent to the corner, she often wins the round on the spot since escaping her blender is so nightmarishly difficult. Something seriously needs to be done about her H tele.

Rushdown Metera and Cag must go

Kizzie agrees.

>>539092052
But what would Metera do then...

but the entire game takes place in the corner

>>539091739
Niggas are you seriously comparing cag combos to someone like ex gran
I have to learn and execute MULTIPLE routes on a dime fuckhead
I can't just go
>HEHE I WILL DO MY CORNER CARRY SPECIAL INTO MY FIREBALL SPECIAL INTO RAGING STRIKE INTO MY SUPER WOW LOOK AT HOW GOOD I AM

>>539092179
Claim unsullied, underage weiners

>>539092052
Stop fucking baiting, it has no hitbox.
>P-p-proof?
Already done for you >>539089726
LEARN THE FUCKING MATCHUP.

The caggot is really losing his mind right now can you guys stop provoking him before he start shyitting and pyissing all over the thread? You can almost hear him smash his cheetos covered sausage fingers all over his keyboard.

>>539091273
Who gives a damn about the [insufferable character vs insufferable character] matchup? Kill e'm all and be done with it. The game was in a better spot when Belial was top tier, but you subhumans called for nerfs to fair top tiers like Belial and Siegfried while buffing zonerslop.

>>539092474
we asked for the nerfs, not for the buffs
the only ones asking for buffs are always downplayers

>>539092474
>Belial
>Siegfried
>HUEHUE BABBY ONE ROUTE CHARACTERS CONSISTING OF 2KM LONG NORMALS LINKING INTO WALL BOUNCE INTO FIREBALL INTO RAGING INTO S/SBA INTO GGS SHAKE MUH HAND
>'better'
unironically kys

>>539092474
>Be shitfraud
>Get 100 meter (pms all his ult skills are trash so he banks meter like a bitch anyway)
>Opponent can never use a projectile ever again
Very fair mmmyes. And you call cag slop?

>>539092929
>Opponent can never use a projectile ever again
Based

>>539092929
>>539092629
They're honest men who get down and dirty with you and brawl it out. Cag is a old man tranny.

Be mice to each other

>>539093108
>Muh Honest Shoto/Rushdowns
Is Beashit honest too? Giga NIGGER

>>539093132
Now this is an honest character.

>>539093238
honestly cute

>>539093132
That's what we're doing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaapnjOofXI

>>539093238
>throws two stars and a spike ball

If you have a meterless dp you're unironically carried

game fun

>>539093404
She deserves it. It means Allah was with her.

>>539093496
only when I win

>>539083837
>piece of shits brats (29 and younger) vs piece of shits old men (30+ years old)

>>539092474
Remember when we were all complaining when Belial/Kat/Sieg/Luci were the undisputed top 4? Turns out we really didn't know how good we had it at the time. On an unrelated note, Cag players are the most insufferable faggots in these threads.

>>539093230
>Is Beashit honest too?
She certainly is when the competition is the following:
>Metera
>Ferry
>Lowain
>2B
>Vaseraga
>Ladiva
>Wilnas
>Cagliostro
I would take Beatrix over any of these in an instant

>>539093668
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Hilarious how the solution to this meta involves unironically buffing Belial and Lucilius. Fuck it, buff Sandalphon too. We need to return to homo angel meta.

I for one welcome our whore overwife

>>539093108
>get down and dirty with you and brawl it out

>bring back 125% meter combos
>bring back release Nier
>gut Cag
There, I balanced your piece of shit game for today's clownslop and zonershit meta

>>539094191
me on the left

>>539094191
What the fu-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>539093698
Wilnas does a lot of damage but he's not nearly as bad as Bea if you can react to his 30~f low or overhead.

>>539093974
the solution to this meta

>>539093698
>Beashit
>Honest
Stopped reading there. Fucking skillet nigger who needs handholding autowin characters to win.

>>539083837
old men got ocv'd by a fucking 2b. . . . .

Kou in S3 will save this game.

>>539094574
You suck ferrytard. Rope yourself.

>>539094249
>*Learns matchup*
>Cags proceed to become free crystal dispensers whenever you run into them
WOW
WHO KNEW YOU NEEDED TO PUT IN EFFORT
Oh wait it's a shotocuck crutching on 125 combos. That explains it all kek.

>>539094907
What do you do about cag standing behind her traps and throwing shit at you if you don't have a projectile?

>>539094724
WAHHH I'M SO BAD MY 2KM LONG NORMALS ONLY GOT ME 70% ON A CONFIRM SHOTOS SUCK WAHH

why is this general having a bigger nigga moment than fucking nepal?

>>539095234
People stopped being Mice...

Nuh-uh, you're more top tier than me!

>>539095234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGUF-uZcCok

>>539095805
what

>caggot complaining about shotos and muh execution
Fag lol

>>539095805
???

>>539094497
Wilnas is a braindead high/low casino that requires zero execution or fundamentals. You can and will beat people that far exceed your skill level by rubbing your face on your controller for 2-5 minutes.

Why does metera have the best 66l in the game

>>539096116
She needs it!

>>539095234
Cagga moment

>>539096039
This is actually true desu.

>>539096039
>Wilnas is a braindead high/low casino
An easily reactable high/low casino

>>539096039
He’s harder to play than cag and metera at least.

>>539096324
Default should be in the middle...

>>539094907
I'll learn the Cag matchup after you learn the 2B matchup shiteating caggot

>>539096339
so easily reactable, gms get hit by it all the time and then he takes half of their health away with his baby 4 hit "combos"

>>539096339
Sure, if you consider 22H's 19f startup """easily""" reactable.

>>539095805
bitch speak up i cant hear shit

>>539096682
jita's jitas aren't that big

Can a caggot actually explain to me what to do against cag and what her weaknesses are? Because I've forgotten almost everything they've told me in the past aside from muh teleport direction being telegraphed beforehand

>>539096717
Y-You didn't need to kill that Lotta to achieve this...

>>539096481
I hate Metera and Cag too man, but come on. He's the easiest character Arcsys has ever designed, and that says a lot considering Persona 4 Arena exists.

>>539096621
You block low until you see him charge up something and then you hit 2M because it doesn't matter if it was a low or overhead.

>>539096795
shes pregnant

>>539096809
learn the match up :^)

>>539096865
it's ok just plant her seeds and she'll regrow

>>539096908
With Charlotta

>>539096795
idk about that

>>539096907
Then he will simply strike throw you until you sit still. What are you gonna do? Mash against Wilnas?

>>539096907
his buttons go further than my 2m and it doesn't counter hit him.

>>539074036
Hi.
Bad.
No.
Okay.
Okay.

>>539096809
Just react unironically. Spear is slow at 24 frames with a blatant animation.

>>539096039
Still more honest than Bea.

react to my dick and balls bouncing on your face

>>539096717
im in this picture

>>539097143
Cover your toes, Danchou, this is no way to dress.

>>539097848
>with a blatant animation
Bullshit. The the move is designed around the opponent not realizing she used it until it's too late because the animation is so subtle. You have to be expecting spear to see her move her left arm up, in front of her body where you can't see it as easily, and react to it. Cag raising her foot is hardly noticable due to her small size. If you do anything else other than sit around doing the stingray shuffle, you get stung.

>>539098494
ur bad

>>539098128
I thought that was a mosquito...

>>539098725
i will never like this character

>>539098725
22u shouldnt be punishable de arimasu

>>539098837
You will when they reveal her adult form with gigantic titties and a huge wobbling ass.

>>539098837
don't remember asking you

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