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>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
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>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
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it all went to shit in 2006, actually.

gayrang would never

I exposed myself

more to the point.

no it went all to shit with smartphones and social media. realized it a few days ago

just ate 9 jalapeno sausage & cheese kolaches btw, i hope that's okay.

>>539014308
I mean if thats your only meal of the day probably...but if not youre having too many calories

live like a windrammer as you fuck.

>>539014363
before that i had a protein shake, 2 chicken wings, some candy, 5 babybel cheese wheels, a beef stick, and a lemon fiber bar. finna have another protein shake too. hope that's alright.

>>539013879
that's why he's looking at her with disdain. a straight man would have a raging hardon in that position.

>>539014238
THIS is the actual rock bottom

>>539013660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYa-eAFlRXo

Backstreet Boys actually had vocal skills

i started eating the candy again. really hope this isn't a problem.

if you eat the candy
if you eat teh candy
i wont mind

i wont mind

if you eat the candy....

if you eat the candy---

im none to blame

im none to complain-----

IF YOU EAT THE CANDY (let the candy eat you)
IF YOU EAT THE CANDY (let the candy eat you)
thats okay... (thats okay)

because if you eat the candy (the candy eats you)
that doesnt mean youre gay!

eat the candy saar
enjoy the candy now
for when life is sweeter
you can bring peace upon the world


if you eat the candy thats okay
i wont say nay

in tekgen everyones allowed to live their wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

their wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Juri is korean so she would laugh at uncircumcised penises.

*lust

i wish kazuya was picked in tournaments more

>>539015932
why?

>>539015973
i dont know sorry just forget it...

>>539015973
i just want to see kazuya

i have to study but i will watch as much as my patience allows me of mr croft vs dewglider ft10

like it or not 'zuya is the only entartaining char to watch in tournaments

okay yeah maybe ive gotten a little fat

well lasted one game.

i wonder if high level gameplay is not as fun to watch because we've gotten too good ourselves. like what if before seeing some guy punish properly was cracked but now everyone does it even at blue ranks?

Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah)
Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (ah, ah, ah ah)
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (mwah)
Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody

pick up the fork, skinny

im a shadaloo test tube experiment gone wrong

in the dark where i belong

do you have a benis though?

i dont belong here. im god's lonely man

you'll fit in just fine with all one of us

i'm a creep
i'm a weirdo
what the hell am i doing here
i don't belong here

im an incel

im an incel baby
so why dont you ick me

lmao just go out and bag an easy 5/10 like this, it's not hard.

>>539019859
wtf she's so fine...
also to bang a 5/10 girl you gotta be at least an 8/10 guy that's charming and rich
9/10 if you're not charming

you gotta be 400 pounds and a jack main

I got a one inch willy though

the world knows

>>539019859
>sonic

the modern woman is untenable. get your sex, and get out.

>>539019859
we need tekken girl that look like this

nigga just rub one off. its the champaing of victory againtst the female tiranny

evens slop
odds booze

>>539019859
I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS SO BAD

*screams*

>>539019859
call me gay but I think she's just a fat slob that is already aging poorly

>>539021331
cheers nigga

I started to see dimmer (slightly) from one eye after I started to play Tekken 8.
Did some eye tests and now I'm told I have a tumor and I am at high risk of seizures.
Check if you guys see darker from one eye.. if so, see you on the other side I guess

tekken 8 will keep inflicting life-threatening seizures until the steam reviews go back to mostly positive

>>539021551
Here you go king

im drunk enough to say it. i hate niggers but love black pussy

>>539024351
>>539023312

african american tgirls

fat = no no

reina players owe me sex

He can save Tekken 8 if he just makes more videos on it.

tell my desciples to meet me in galilea

fapped to samus

fapped to rouge the bat

can't play the game in it's current state. hopefully they nerf the fuck out of the entire cast next season and reduce tracking on strings. they probably won't. either way, game is no fun in its current state.

fapped to courage the cowardly dog

fapped to the mighty poo

the great or the normal one?

The great

>>539028526
took you way too long to figure that out

ded

I exposed myself

>>539025195
Every character here besides Asuka and Bryan get downplayed severely in season 2. Strange

I wanna be
Your sledgehammer

I exposed myself

to the truth

if i can get my hands on wealth i will act as such

the hardest button to button
uh oh

>age verification
SpankBang is completely dead

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anGJC6__9I

YUYU IS STREAMING
>YUYU IS STREAMING
YUYU IS STREAMING
>YUYU IS STREAMING
YUYU IS STREAMING
>YUYU IS STREAMING
YUYU IS STREAMING
>YUYU IS STREAMING
YUYU IS STREAMING
>YUYU IS STREAMING
YUYU IS STREAMING
>YUYU IS STREAMING
YUYU IS STREAMING
>YUYU IS STREAMING

>>539035804
>

>>539038897
i want to eat his ass

What is wrong with you people?

they don't say the one on the right they just act like you have a micropenis it's not micro but it's small

tekken 8? more like tekken fucking dogshit

>>539038897
>jerk off for us
that guy gets it

only hunter x hunter is gayer than this franchise and fanbase

>>539040540
I exposed myself

nice general

>>539019859
i need a girl like this bros, i'd love her and treasure her and work my ass off to provide for both of us...

i'd like to meet a girl with a micropenis

>>539015745
wtf, i've been playing 12 and i'm almost finished.

men? huge fan

>12
games shit I flushed it
>12 remastered
games mid I finished it

i should've respected the evens/odds roll

In Spanish, the most common slang for penis uses the feminine article. This is probably because women look better with penises, to the point one wonders why women with dicks aren't the natural state.

i need new of those honey select 2 girls.

>>539019859
Crazy how good the Asian Brazilian mix is they literally cancel all of the other's bad things out.

>>539041739
>>539041753
>>539041883
>>539042595
>>539042754
>>539042769
>>539042826
>>539042912
I see, I'll talk to the balance team about it

HoneySelect2HyperLibido DX

>>539041404
you take that back you imbecile

i bet japantrip anon is in a love hotel with murray right now roofie'ing himself in front of him

ill come back if they announce the baek or adolf hitler dlc

i hate tekken

focus on what you love instead what would that be

I am the thing that should not be

i love myself

talk about me

talk about her

im a fucking loser

my purpose of life is what my dick dictates

remember the switch 2

i post on tekgen, play tekken, paint, masturbate, watch political news, sissy hypnosis

my dick hates me

>>539044597
mein waifu

i am a dick

>>539044596
lili players...

no way blud is a man yall cappn

my mom said tekgen is wack like all white rappers

im unironically attracted to eskay

Capcom Won

my moms posts on tekgen too and shes also a hater, whats up with moms and hating tekgen

my mom is
>a bitch

Steve...

what's the best Beck album

i opened a cappuccino dealership

dark side of the moon

i want to eat azucena's booty

the one with loser on it

azucena shits out coffee

sniffing lili's crotch

my father is a donut eating cop

a man hasn't lived until he has shit out a tgirls cum

im low T

the pope was abducted by aliens

ocean man take me by the hand

cool general

eating is an install

jin should have a hadouken

>>539044716
are loser trannies that's why they/them are here tekgen is a tranny general

i was a classical musician

now that we know that 2xko is the most mid fighting game of all time, now people will come back to tekken

I got a small dick

i wanna hang out with a sheman

new tekgen mascot just dropped

i play lili and am completely straight but i fantasize about dressing as a woman

>>539045652
https://x.com/LadyGravano/status/1861585416522006645
whats her problem

>>539045473
don't forget to fantasying to be lili and their desire to be fucked by black huge man while they're dressed as her

I considered success but settled for failure

>>539045896
she is a
>man

>>539044926
whats up buddy

gmbuizel

dieh

Anon Arena will be hosting a Tekken 8 tournament on Thursday September 18 at 8pm EST! Sign up in the link below!

https://challonge.com/Hundred_Yard_Stare

Got any questions? As them.

>>539044597
i literally just punished my penis to the eskay maid outfit video where you can almost see her butthole

no questions, just a request
leave

just finished my gooning session and will now play mario sunshine

why do you don't let /tekgen/ die? is useless to keep it alive give it euthanasia NOW!

>>539046142
literally me but with that video where she humpef her pillow while wearing a cow bikini

why would i let the best general die nigga

>>539046096
how good are you guys? i'm a reddie

but i like tekgen

If this is the "best general" I don't want to see the worst

>>539046437
katawa shoujo general

Even if I join the distance will cause a ton of lag so no thanks

im spending 80 on galaxy 1 and 2

>>539046409
tekgen doesn't like you

>>539046551
we LOVE him

i spent 80 dollars on borderlands 4

remember when they put star wars in soul calibur

>>539046096
No nigga fuck that

>>539046306
it's like two or three schizos squatting on a dead gennie. all the cool people left once they realized tekken 8 is dogshit and will not get better.

watch this

/tekgen/ died when tekken 8 lauched

>two or three
Incorrect I am that of a single
>man

im chopped

I exposed myself

>>539046964
>all the cool people left
i'm still here

youre not cool Jeffrey youre loser

NOT COOL...
OH MY GOODNESS!
PUNISHMENT

2xko kinda mogs.

Ifrit, give me strength...

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w?si=Q9kQpfkpbl2tf_O5

>>539046404
I'm a blue rank that hasn't played since launch.

fun fact, ifrit was considered for the role of Clive

fun fact, clive is a homo

I exposed

myself

fun fact, im a fucking loser

gay homo faggot sex with Leo

>>539050524
based

>>539050524
You said Leo 4 times.

everything sucks

>>539050802
especially mai's mouth

>>539050802
especially leo...

>>539050830
>and we will be stuck with this unfixable piece of dogshit forever
>FOR
>EVUUUUR

We skeet again

>>539050830
>40 years later d8 is still getting retextured classic Tekken items

HADOUKEN

>tekken 7 sold so well that the game's life got extended by 3 extra season passes after the first
tekken 8 will probably have 5 planned season passes because the retard devs expected the game to do even better even though nobody wants that shit

men? huge fan

king players cannot go longer than 2 seconds without using FC df+2

So punish it?

You retard

life punishes me everyday

I CANNOT PUNISH IT

i do punish it but it's funny that they keep trying

its time to play fortnite

life plays me everyday

i'm gonna die
save me tekgen

Shut up retards

i blame myself

time to play gran turismo 4

time to play nothing because everything sucks

i checked this place out after hearing it was the lowest of the low on another general
gotta say, at least you guys are actually funny, hadn't laughed like that in a while. been feeling pretty down lately so thank you. you're better than that godawful overwatch thread at least that's for sure

fnaf at freddits is this wherre you wanna be

dude, you need whiskey and a fat spliff pronto

Funny?

time to play with my lubed up bwc, choice of porn being asuka kazama, naturally

how long has asuka not had a neck for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvbEnWLRo1s&t=228s&pp=0gcJCckJAYcqIYzv

fuck a season 3, hop on marathon next year

>>539053382
What general you lying piece of shit?

>>539054135
read it again genius

we dont read here, sir

otama's getting tortured by some fat bastard with a pair of pliers and luffy's fucking around at a sumo tournament instead of looking for her

Nobody mentioned tekgen there you fucking imbecile

what

Did i s-stutter?

>>539054135
nigga pull up bitch ass nigga
talking to me crazy and shit

another weekend not wasted

what buttons do i oress to win with yosh quick

1+4

alt+f4

uf1+2

1+2+3+4

>>539055039
okay this is epic

watching the geoguessr grand finals. are these guys autistic? they will look at dirt or maybe a bollard, and immediately know the location to about 1km off

>>539056092
link it

>>539054118
what a weird ass trailer

played unrestricted ranked and people were tooling on me
being good at a game this bad really isnt as cool as they seem to think it is

Why can't Feng have a safe df2 and an orbital? He needs it.

skill issue

Tekken 7 or Tekken 8?

tekken poopoo

understandable

I exposed myself

>>539053483
perfect

China number won

>>539046142
>>539046343
False flag SFG niggers trying to scare people out of MY general

>>539046964
My bad, I missed you too faggot
>>539057892

>False flag SFG niggers
i've been posting in tekgen since the first tekgen thread in 2015 AND i beat my dick silly to eskay's patreon pics on the reg
i will not be shamed by a 24er

You don't play the game, post somewhere else
You are a rodent

Whatever. Let's get you to bed, grandpa

i'm gonna keep playing tekken
i'm gonna keep posting on tekgen
i'm gonna keep jerking my cock to eskay
and nobody will stop me

ackchyually, im a fetus

im more of a men kind of dude

deahhh

I got that killer instinct
HADOUKEN

we're all delicate flowers here in /tekgen/

im more of a venus fly trap but i trap penises in my mouth

Every single person here should be executed
Including me

I need a job

men? huge fan

but my 87 personalities, who would take care of them

I exposed myself

remember when heat burst could kill

Big cringe

Can Armor King save this general?
Can Miary save this general?
Can Season 3 save this general?

havent played since clive

Drove my kids Josh and Jake to baseball practice. Going to go back to Tekgen on q minute I hope my wife doesn’t want to interrupt. I’ve been waiting all week to properly chillax with a cold beer and a laptop and post on tekgen outside on my porch.

theres literally nothing wrong with this general

>Can Armor King save this general?
no
>Can Miary save this general?
yes
>Can Season 3 save this general?
no

>>539058034
>>539057892
24er shit for brains

what is drake bell up to did he redeem himself actually didn't he expose himself

Can Clay Fighter save this general?

tekkino 8 doesn't need saving

im not well

>>539060046
We know, Tekken 8.

>>539056543
kino*

...kill me

The Tekken creepypasta.

I was playing Tekken 8 one night, and suddenly Lili appeared in the versus screen. I quickly Alt+F4'd before anything bad happens.
Jin main btw

im lgbt

Im a fucking disgusting loser its no surprise I can't attract a mate what did I do to deserve this fate

ew bald is what women think of me at first sight

bald
obese
micropenis
not only is the deck stacked against me, I'm playing from behind

>>539059492
Rank and hours on every Tekken you've played. Don't bother asking for mine back.

imagine men

I booted up dao and im about to drop it in the deep roads

wtf is dao

dead ar olive

>>539057892
i would genuinely fuck eskay and i can't stand 2d fighters

rate my reina

i don’t know what happened to me

>>539063951
what game is this

blug gave randy his money lmaoeskay

>>539064318
kinolands

i wonder how eskays bussy looks like

>kinolands
lolz

I fuck with randy fr

randy >>>>>>> harada

im concerned for you guys

you should be

I exposed myself

i will fail my online programming degree my father pays 400$ a month for because i am on vacations thinking my laptop had the password for the platform so now i cant do the assignments and will get the lowest grade

I exposed myself

i will hopefully get my password changed tomorrow then i will have to cheat with AI unfortunately, not sure if AI is even good enough

But what does that have to do with Tekken 8?

>>539046096
Bump

spilled a gallon of water in the kitchen and had to bust out the mop why am i clumsier sober than when im drunk it doesnt make sense help me

>>539046096
>3 AM in Europe.

i have a pic of akira on my bedside table, so that when I wakeup my day gets a little better from the start

this but leo

men? huge fan

>>539058081
>eskay
they look like a ghoul

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYFHpAx9p00

>>539073519
*she
*snack

>>539056092
They pretend to have esoteric knowledge of mongolian grass and shit but really they just play the game all day and have seen everything

>>539073667
isn't that a technically useless skill also? like being good at geoguesser doesn't make you good at geography or knowledgeable about real-world navigation

not everything needs to be useful, learn to do things for fun

>>539074331
>They pretend to have esoteric knowledge of mongolian grass
my comment was about this

>>539073616
nah, they always take those weird poses so u don't see how much of a snake body they got.

should i buy a steam deck?

>>539075442
no

man i posted some fucking cringe last night holy shit drunk me needs to chill

no steam deck it is

I exposed myself

kazuya needs an install that turns his electric into a mid

>>539075442
They are too old now!

>>539073616
Did they remove their penis?

>>539075621
dont buy the chinkslop handhelds are fucking gay

>>539075920
*she
*her
and no

>>539076072
so "she" has a penis?

I exposed myself

>>539075604
we've all been there

I exposed myself

>>539057892
false fag

Was this general any better during Tekken 7?

It was better during T1 days

>tekken 7
whats that

>>539077618
wtf is tekken 8 bruv

we use the term kami 7 around here

this is the best the general has been, i love /tekgen/ <3

Does Eskay do cosplay for a price?

I exposed myself

no you didn't but you will soon enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8WqSn4JUIQ

it's up

>taunt orbital
eu getting clowned on

>>539060353
AND THEN ASUKA STARTED LACTATING HYPER-REALISTIC MILK

You wouldn't have sex with a large breasted japanese tomboy.

no i wouldnt cuz im gay

Women? Big fan.

>>539078620
won't nintendo send hitmen after them?

>opponent Law is crocuhing and getting up to make him guess a slide mixup
>ANOTHER FUCKING SNIPER
ltg is so fucking funny i swear

Him and Planted Medusa are good to watch

why no one cares for UFA?

No one cares about Kekken in general

>>539075442
SD can't run T8. My Z1E device barely does but it's functional.

If you're a man and your female character outfits look well put together that's a bit sus imo

>>539080857
I just put them in slutty outfits for my own viewing pleasure

>>539080816
why would anyone want to play tekken retard

I am once again imagining myself as a woman

Threadly reminder if you've ever gone into character customisation you're a tranny

Nah, I waste lots of hours there and I still like women.

homing lows should not exist

>>539081228
homing should not exist*

most trans women are lesbians

Evasive moves, guard breaks, power crushes, rage, tracking, chip damage, and a whole bunch of other shit should not exist

women aren't worth it

anyone playing 2xko?

im in the beta but i really cant be bothered to play it

i'm beta

it installed a spyware so I reinstalled windows and not reinstalling that shit

Tekken didn't need more iterations after T5DR. It should have stopped at its peak.

men? huge fan

>>539081228
>homing lows
>>539081373
The real offender are low launchers.
The reak

>>539081441
2D is gay faggotry pal

Byron is so cool bruvs

reporting from my japan trip. mogs the west by a fucking landslide.

>>539082434
Sucks living there though right? Long work hours, shitty pay, introverted alcoholic people

>>539082434
i hope they cut your cock off you filthy gaijin

baka anon

>>539082434
Are you solo? I want to go but have no friends

bryan? top 1 character please nerf

>>539083250
get gud

>>539082434
a literal God

>>539082434
they're gonna drug you btw

>>539082884
yeah im solo and i dont like people because they are dumb and that’s why i come here

>>539082434
meeting 'ko in one of these joints...

Got unmatched by a girl on a dating app, feels bad man :/
maybe I should just delete

>>539082434
Going to japan to drink italian beverage?

>>539080941
Do you imagine yourself in those "slutty outfits"?

I just got 1-10 by a Leo while playing Feng. Going to the lab and seeing how safe the faggot is genuinely pissed me off.
>That ws4 into shoulder heat engager? Only -12 lol
>That mid launcher from BOK? SAFE LMAO
>Oh you didn't react fast enough to SSL b1,4 within 20 frames? Enjoy being -10 bitch
This character is so fucking carried it's insane.

I wish Leo raped me too

hey alright let me downplay that for you
>his single ws4 is probably the worst in the game
>BOK launcher is slow and linear
>not stepping b1,4? skill issue, it's a greenie string and free launch it's like complaining about snake edges
try winning next time, she is bottom tier

>>539084614
what do you think

>>539085108
There is no next time. I'll probably die of old age before finding another Leo player

eric here plays leo

and leo is male, just to clarify

ordered pizza after eating food my parents made for me i love making retarded decisions

having a big cock if you're short is so useless

ltg combos are so funny
it takes some skill to only get 50 damage off a launcher on feng

Jab jab jab is hard ok

you can rent people in japan, I would rent a boy to out with

out what

ltg made us

should i buy this skin for 130$ i dont play the charcer but doing so would make me feel sissified

yes always give money to megacorps for pixels

what if the pixels form this character?

Getting buck broken and spat on by someone who's better than me in every single aspect.

>>539089110
just letting you know that you only won once because he got bored

>>539088126
S A V E D

I can never play this game with the heat system

>>539089247
I know, my gameplay was so boring that he lowered his guard because he was falling asleep.

>>539088579
forgot ze image

time to go back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4

>>539089110
the king-king matchup is a 18/1 in favor of king dont worry

I can't think of a good reason to keep going

>>539080540
I would have but some retard decided to have a tekken tournament at 13:00 euro time
That edddy vs lowhigh game is exactly why peak lowhigh is my fav player
He looks literally invincible and is mindraping you

I'm chopped

>>539089421
>$130
>for a skin that looks like that
It's your money so do what you want but know that you are a colossal faggot if you do.

>give reina evasive tools
>also give her the biggest hitbox in the game so that whenever you use it, you get hit anyway

It's time for women.

>>539092526
no Ellen

>>539092331
>Give Reina evasive tools
>Gut the evasion in a patch
>People justify it because a more unsafe option exists

Women? Yes, please.

>>539092526
would not mind her shitting on me

>>539092526
WHEN YOU GET TO IT
AND YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH IT
AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT DOWN
YOU KNOW THAT YOU FOUND
THE WALL

life has been too stressful and now I look old

>>539092662
those people? entirely correct

who else here wants to split annas shitter wide open?

anna = women = yuck

Anna bros...

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK-xO-msxr4

>>539094146
>Caring for men

>>539094146
what if i wore this haha

>no ass
>no tits
wouldnt

Women should stop wiping their asses

>Anna
would eat the shit out of ther ass

annal

>wake up
>very tired
>drag myself to the gym and do CARDIO after my workout
>come home
>play TEKKINO 8
>WIN vs 4 GAWDS of DESTRUCTION in a ROW
>kicharge
>post this

do your cardio anons it'll make you better at TEKKINO!

(and yes I know this know this isn't that fast I'm still very unfit...)

>>539095789
>TEKKINO 8
Oxymoron.

>>539092526
>>539094146
Why does naked fake women make people mad when IRL women dress like this?

you're worse than me kill yourself subhuman retard why do you play this game
you're better than me this isn't evo you're doing too much get a life nerd

peak just dropped
The Time I Lost My Virginity To The Surprisingly Assertive Wife Next Door And Ended Up In A Reverse Mating Press, Starring Nao Jinguji

was watching this liddl frenchnigg this nigga magmabased https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ggF2jE5d8M

>>539075442
dumb indian

>Yet another thread where nothing of worth will be posted
When will you low lives give up already?

>>Yet another thread where nothing of worth will be posted
this would never happen in an ltg thread

>>539099067
>Yet another day where nothing of worth will happen to you
When will you just give up already?

>>539099067
when you die.

Tekken 8 is a good game.

here's my battlepass progression

>>539099828
on opposite day

>>539096692
because 3dpiggus lose

Beckken 8

Im basically Jesus
If all people were like me we would get a nice tekken again

tried reinstalling dofus and uninstalled after 30 minutes because it's too different from what I remember it being in the 2000s.

/tekdead/

thick tgirls, lads

men? huge fan

tekken twitch is so fucking dead and boring nowadays
fuck my life

everything sucks

everybody's fucked

i wanna make a new base in minecraft but I don't really know what to build

I'm thinking of making a typical black deepslate castle but I wanna add a fun cartoony vibe to it and I'm not really sure how to do so beyond the interior

I also want to make it big enough to contain all my farms while also being functional and that level of planning is beyond me in my sleep deprived state

guess i'll play tekken 8 instead

lili main btw

Does Kaneandtrentch even play anymore

>absolutely hammer3d
>get home at 4am.
>boot up fucken8
>win

Drink more. Think less. Got it

>>539106438
die alcoholfag

>>539106438
based alcoholbro

Tekken 8 is the most disappointing thing since my son.

/drukgen/

Don't cry, now that I've found you
Don't cry, take a look around you

remember when the 24ers did a little discord tournament but never advertised it here purely to exclude the passtranny, but in doing so alienated themselves from the rest of tekgen's regulars

things that never happened

i want to rape 24ers, especially the reinatroons

I'm convinced that we have enough sex in tekken judging from the posts here

>>539108939
the only good thing to come out of that was the victory speech

>>539108939
we had several before bamco killed the game

why are discord pedos scared of pass tranny? just beat him lol

i genuinely think that season 2 is fine now but damage has already been done it seems

gatekeeping is always good

>>539111898
i don't

can't even practice with Feng in peace

>>539108939
ok but when is the next king of tekgen

8 was ass from day 1

When will Jeondding stop placing fucking SECOND

stop, saying, bad, words

Kutabare

>>539112484
lmao didn't realize johnding was also in the never won an offline -club for T8 with lowhigh
one of them escaped today at least

>>539111898
It's better than S1 but the annoying things are REALLY fucking annoying

another ranked sesh where i nearly get promo but later got sent back to demotion...

I will continue the mishima bloodline

Disgusting

>>539113842
slimed up reina

Test

nutting inside nina daily would fix me fr

>>539115168
Barbie core was peak

>>539115457
nina is always peak

>>539115168
same except it'd be nina nutting inside me

>>539115168
>>539115606

0 Xiaoyu
1 Julia
2 Anna
3 Kunimitsu 2
4 Kazumi
5 Nina
6 Jun
7 Lily
8 Asuka
9 Reina
Dubs Roger Jr
Trips pick whoever

>>539115984
5 plz plz plz plz

>>539115984
DUBS DUBS DUBS DUBS

>>539115984
missing eskay

Is it me or has the level in the game increased a lot?
Like tekken king right now is ruthless

Dear lord, King players should be lined up against a wall and shot

>>539115984
rollan'

>>539117260
shot with semen

king players are beautiful

>>539117947
Sure, rape em before killing them. Fine by me.

>>539117947
didn't expect to see a beefy bara bara daddy here

i got these compression sleeves you wear on your arms for medicinal purposes but the reality is im sitting here with white stockings on my arms and i feel fucking gay
i feel fucking gay

maybe i'll put on the gray ones

>>539115168
>>539115606
this is some kind of scat/guro artist isn't it

barafaggots are the lowest form of life
twink enjoyers are fine

why are low rank scum like this allowed to commentate tournaments ?

>>539119873
all the annotation in this game is so strange

>>539119873
only low rank scum listen to commentary so it makes sense they need someone relatable for the job

>>539013765 (OP)
can someone ai sloppa this pic putting kazuya instead of whorangutang. maybe even animating it making them kiss eachother that would be gr8 haha

>>539121552
this except it's jin instead of juri.

don't have a cock anymore, what now?

now? we dance

>>539121552
this but jun instead of hwo

cant feel my arms the transsexual sleeves must be working

>>539122675
this girl tried to ruin lowhigh's life

>>539123993
and now LowHigh is rich as fuck while she's a nobody

if bamco wants me to reinstall this game they will have to add kunimitsu
luckily she's basically all but confirmed

how do niggas menage to fall for wimin trickery in 2k25 is beyond me

That eskay fag is so ugly

>>539123993
I'd let her ruin mine

>>539124876
they really called a girl cunnymitsu wtf

Season 3 is already pretty locked with Duk/Miguel/Kuni and a new character/guest
Chloe for Season 4!

this game still have lobbies? someone make

women made me gay

blud thinks we play with a known cheaters on 4chan

>>539126364
i need chloe now

I exposed myself

>>539127093
We know, Asuka.

theres no fucking way thats kkokoma

stop freaking pls

>>539127346
chloe is only good for porn

back in highschool before i turned into a fat incel retard i had a gurf that would babysit for families and one time she told me she laughed while changing a kids diaper because of how small his wiener was. imagine how much it would suck just being born can't even walk or talk yet and some shithead roastie 15 times your size is already laughing at your tiny wiener.

i was born with a 12 incher

that was me btw i never recovered

hmmmmm yesh

my penis hasn't grown since birth

i want someone to do that to my balls

played so much xiaoyu i fee that image is refering to me

my hand is enough for sex

>>539126364
This guy gets it. They are gonna recycle the living shit out of t7 and nobody is gonna complain.

yeah cuz nobody's playan

stop posting weird shit agpnigger

>>539132879
I won't complain if we get Chloe!

i would be happy to get chloe but im still going to complain

Melinoë is Tekken 8 last character

I have nothing to say

every online group I was ever involved with is so fucking dead and boring and depressing now

>>539134572
yeah...

things change.

nothing ever gets better, it always gets worse

>>539134572
everyone is an old joyless cunt now. probably some enthusiastic youngfags in shit like roblox or trooncord but i dont go there.

its complicated

god i hate this game like you wouldnt believe

i need help slowing down the passage of time please anyone

change is hard on the human brain.

I need to go back to the past to before everything became shit

we should all switch to competitive Pokémon

they really announced a bland brown girl name marry zoo (mary sue) and thought people would be hype

I need to jizz inside of a woman

Capcom Won

everything became shit when kekken 8 released

we fell into the bad timeline when d8 released

ore wa sex ni naru

mental and emotional flexibility...

>>539135760
use my mouth instead :O

i have neither, but my tongue game ridiculous

>>539135710
I rewatched the ppg movie a few days ago and it's still good.

>>539134886
What exactly about discord and weed turns nerds into disgusting trannies? Shit happens so much

>>539136392
freak

i wonder how tight kkokoma's boy hole is

i like ____

>>539136502
oh dude I love that scene

>>539136635
im not gay

toes?

>>539136453
people barely go outside now so they become friends with online troons, who then poison their minds

>>539136635
big butts and I cannot lie

seems like rationally and rather totalitarian communes like the mormons or return to the land by that orwoll guy are the future, to put it simply the system is unfixable so people need to create somewhat organic communities and keep whacky modern shit out

I exposed myself

I reported myself

I expected myself

I just moved my computer and now the game is in slow motion. Not even an fpd drop or lag, straight up slow motion. I turned off V-sync and now OI feel it's sped up. What to do?

sounds like you still have your system32 folder

i hurt myself today

im playing with my ass rn

hes just casually playing with his ass ladies and gentlemen

>>539125517
and then they made her a grown ass woman with a big ass and even fatter tits

I exposed myself

redacted 8

when do you not expose yourself

It's time for women.

I only expose myself when there are people around

there's someone in my mirror

ugly nose

small dick
pot belly
no hair
droppy face
looks like a dumb fucking retard

This is what Kunnimitsu looks like?

women are evil

women don't owe me sex, shemales do.

>>539142728
Where's the dick size comparison?

>>539142920
>Biggest:
Anna and Reina
>Smallest:
Leo
>None
everyone else

>>539143191
jin bros...

Jin is 100% eunuch

>>539144218
Did Yamsha transition?

lili feet

how feminizing would you say Mirary Zo is to play

jin is an asexual hermaphrodite

I exposed

>>539144218
yeah lord forgive me

>>539144218
>>539145462
who did this?

hows having a vacuum cleaner head as a nose

my posting is forced

Dear Virtua Fighter,

Thank you.

gents, meet my girl

she looks like she stinks

this is who i would main in a complete roosterpack, thoughts? (ignoring gameplay because im sure kazumi and the other bitch suck to play as)

>>539146854
2 top rows seem thematically cohesive

they only needed to remove all tekken 6 - tekken 8 newcomers and put in julia, angel, lei, female bruce and akira. And never touch the roster ever again

akira is busy in my bed

So Angel was a girl but now it's Jin
what are the implications?
I think it's Harada projecting his fantasy of wanting to be a woman onto the main character

Jin's artist name is Angel. He performs every sunday at the local bar

Cuh-ringe

kazuya's angel was female. jin's angel who has never appeared in the series could be male i guess

when's devil asuka

My posts are too cuhringe

I wonder if my posts recently are recognizable I am using different hardware

My mind is in a different wave length hence the spirit of my posts is different which clashes a bit

>deep roads
>the fade
now I remember why i never went back to this
daos mid I dropped it

>defeat a monkey brained whorang
>instant cancel
kekken

Aight I will suspend posting mostly until o resume a
Normal wavelength or maybe it. A specific kind of posting

I legit play Kekken 8 better drunk.

>>539148456
>>539148542
>>539148906
>>539149039
>>539149258
>>539149298
>>539149586
>>539149726
*ring ring*
you have 7 days

>>539150243
This looks like a team magma grunt

S-seven days until what

I spend 18 hrs a day on my pc

The shower is the only instance qheee I stop being an automaton and o can finally think

I will take painting as a hobby and sell them for 5mill each

I use the shower to temporarily wash away the scars left by a lifetime of shame and regret

no need to shower friend just keep scroolling

showers are the enemy

DSP is eating an Akuma burger right now. Capcom won.

the muck and grime on my skin is old enough to drink

i want a coomer burger too, where do i get one

I finally decided to play ranked. I posted once about how I just fuck around in practice mode for hours because I’m too nervous to play ranked. Ended up in Tenryu. I played a few games in this rank and I think it’s where my skill ceiling is for now because my defense is kinda shit. So close to purple ranks, hope I can make it there soon.

You'll get there in no time. Just keep practising

>>539151993
Learn you power crush moves and you will be in blues tomorrow.

>Miary
>Christie
>Azucena
Why does Tekken have so much delicious brown women?

I exposed myself

more like not enough, I want a dark south asian cutie

dead shit game

game shit dead

game dead shit

tekken 7
>>539153506
>>539153640
>>539153779

>purple ranks were where 2-year players ended up in d7
>now it’s where 3 day players end up

Nice system mufag

why did tekken get so shit, its not fair

>>539154669
ok thx

meanwhile shitters like mainman and bruv can get tgo in 7 but can come nowhere close to the top rank in 8

kekken traded soul for sole

the sun sets forever over blackwater parku

they have Mega Man Star Force

>>539155740
You HAD 20 years to play them with an emulator.

yes they have it for +20 years

>playing ranked
>face the dlc character who breakdance kicks or something
>get destroyed by endless combos in both matches
>go watch my replays
>notice my opponent is literally spamming one button non stop

Auto combo hack? You have those here?

>>539156129
Lel

>>539156129
bait.

remember when jim mashima thought he was him and tried to make a big comeback :skull:

everything sucks and it can't be fixed

metroid prime 4 doesn't suck

asuka sucks with her mouth

i do that with my ass
kazuya main btw

This is nature's sacrifice.

ranked should have a fall off for elo gain to encourage longer sets instead of a bo3

GGs!

I've been wearing @Nike and @GentleMonster and @Uniqlo and playing @TEKKEN and @finalfantasyxvi while watching @KarateKidMovie since I was a kid

>>539119873
Tell me it's not over

>>539163059
Anon...

>>539156617
He can probably make Fujin now, unless he gets mashed out too often. I know niggas in purple that still lose to it.

>>539164685
Do you actually care for learning or are you just playing once in a while for fun? Pretty average stats for playing casually

imagine reina trapping you in her shorts and letting out a huge loud stinky fart

imagine kazuya caring about his son

make a thread before ltg shizzo

just heard that UFA sf6 was won by a japanese variety streamer kek

men? huge fan

>>539167220
make it yourself faggot

>>539165039
Yeah I want to get better but at the same time my reaction is so shit that I get hit by roundstart snake edges while backdashing.

>>539169637
Practice, look at the opponent's character, try to notice habits that kill you and your opponents, take losses lightly and focus on improvement. If you feel like you got cheesed, open the replay. Good luck

>>539115984
4 please pleas please

katarina alves

I exposed myself

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