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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Big Run 9/12 - 9/14
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010
• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

>>539053201 (OP)
sheldon... more weapon kits...

congyes

>>539054106
I want more harmony smut

No fatties allowed beyond this point

salmon anyone?

>>539054106
I just gamble every game.

>>539054106
i've never 1cc'd a touhou game

Make Inkopolis Great Again!

What are some slurs that people in the splatoon world might say?

>>539056614
octigger

deeply sniffing harmony's pantsu

>>539058149
smells like fish

>>539056614
suckerhead

>>539056614
calling an octoling "one of the good ones" is canon

judd is such a massively fat cat he must weigh like 50lbs

>>539063126
>i guess she's okay for a nig
i cant belive my idol would be racist....

>>539067783
lol this reminded me of how in 8th grade I had a bitch landwhale classmate and our autistic classmate (not me) gave her the nickname "fat cat"
he also said our teacher's mustache mad him look like hitler and my friend group tried our hardest not to laugh

splatoon

>>539067972
Capt Cuttlefish is your oshi?

>>539068081
>not me
kek own up to it autistic fag, you came up with that hitler joke all on your own

i inked today

>>539054106
I got to Ruler, but I never once played during the Tri-Color on the Grand Stage.

Sex with woomy.

anyone wanna play some open?

>>539082907
Not with you, no

>>539068081
Lmao this nigga was in special ed

>>539082907
I’ll play for this hour.

>>539087907
opening

>>539053201 (OP)
>Big Run 9/12 - 9/14
one job anon

>>539087510
ok

>>539088427
9/19-9/21 sorry

snakehands stole a grizzco blaster and used it in pvp

>>539087772
autistic kids largely get to attend regular classes anon, it's the Gifted and Talented ones that end up under the Special Ed umbrella with the retards lol

interrogating random woomy on the street
where is the raiders direct
slamming woomys head on the desk
where is it

interrogating random woomy on the street
where is the raiders direct
slamming woomys head on the desk
WHERE IS IT

>>539091704
Okay retard
You sure are gifted alright

>>539091984
Nah but I did almost get caught laughing at the helmet-wearers at the other end of the school

GGs

GGs openers

Y’all want another skill ceph mechanic for Raiders?

>>539095083
I'd much rather have a crafting skill tree and customizable weapon parts with different firing rates or something, the MC is a mechanic after all.

>>539096137
True

what if you could play as all the agents
give them real canonical designs

It’s always nice when you use the vending machine on the last floor. It’s stupid how some times you gotta reset the floor more times than you think though.

>>539099838
N

>>539056614
woomyn't

>>539056614
squids feel biologically superior to octos due to having 10 limbs as opposed to only 8. It's even a background detail that the leader of an underground gang of inklings has 9 limbs instead of 10, so he empathizes with the Octarians. Getting called a limblet is a canon insult.

>>539099838
Sex

How many songs do you want them singing in the game?

>>539117135
my dick i mean i want them to suck my dick i mean i'd really love for them to sing about my dick

>>539117135
none desu
idol music is consistently the worst part of splat's soundtrack

>>539119648
shit taste

>>539119648
only Splat2 has shit idol music.

I don't particularly like the squid sisters' music.

AXBY is the only bad with consistently good songs

Chirpy Chips is a good bad too

>>539122994
it's ABXY

Anybody wanna SR?

some nigga called 'f the woke' joined my lobby and i threw every match until they left lol

>>539130596
based

>>539130596
based but it would’ve been better if he was the best player in the lobby

slow /ink/ day so let’s talk about this
https://youtu.be/qSl14uIv7RA

>>539133282
Buy an ad

>no raiders news until 2026
fucking sucks man, hate these woomy dry spells

>>539125590
still want to sr?

>>539125197
My retarded ass completely fucked up that post lol

>>539136821
lol

>>539139971
you should stop replying with that anon
or I will cry

>>539141163
lol
you gonna cry you little bitch

>>539100064
i

>>539143984
g

>>539099838
change your skin to white?

>>539144519
I need to be able to see my character in game.

>>539145816
but if the lights go out you won't be able to see it at all..

>>539144519
stop being gay?

>>539146436
Ballin is the only gay faggot here

>>539146535
did i stutter?

>>539146580
You're questioning, not demanding.

Shiver supremacy!

>>539144153
g

>>539148553
>can't even post new images because his folder is too small

>>539149371
I don't know who you're talking about I'm just posting sexy shivers

>>539146535
no?

dumb woomy

>>539154271
Big gulp

>>539154259
faggot

Slut marked

Emerald Rush reminds me of side order, like what side order could have been if it was good.

If they try the roguelike bonus mode again I hope they learn from it. Side order wasn't bad but got pretty repetitive. It didn't have a good risk reward balance, scoring system wasn't very well thought out. Its fine if getting a high score clashes with general survivability. but the scoring system ends up being just luck.

...

>>539161629
Bubbler is a pretty healthy and fair special.

>>539161629
Switch to frozen

>>539056614
Inkling Power! Send those filthy octos back where they came from!

>>539161553
I'm enjoying emerald rush so much it's actively pissing me off how badly we got shafted in side order. Later difficulties are actually challenging and the loop of trying to clear goals as quickly as possible is very satisfying.

>>539162287
Bubbler was cancelled by 4K within milliseconds both times
>>539162297
Doesn't matter what weapon I use, I'm only allowed to win by some ridiculous fluke

>>539163608
you suck at video game

>>539163767
I know.

>>539161553
too bad everyone's hating on emerald rush because they quit 10 minutes in and because it's paid

>play salmmies
>get matched with a black octoling
>he disconnects
Why does this keep happening? We still won anyway

>>539157215
>>539162895

>>539157215
>>539162895
You can easliy spot the fake fan by whether or not they know that Callie's tattoo was one of the ones that just wash-off with warm water lol

>CALLIE DOESN’T TAKE BOC STOP STOP STOPPPPPPPPPPP IT’S A WASHOFF TATTOO THE BOSS REMATCH ISN’T CANON
callietrannies can’t take a joke kek

>>539170089
I thought only ocks liked Callie

>>539168695
?
that's not woomy

Callie turned promiscuous in her octo phase, but she's back to being herself now.

>>539170516
I'm trying to tell you to let it go

>>539170543
>she's back to being herself now

>>539170678
>she's back to being herself now

OH FOR COD'S SAKE
>>539170543
>she's back to being herself now

>>539171134
ditto

>>539171983
Need an octo wife.

>>539167091
Love this creature

>>539170624
Let go of what? Playing Splatoon? Sometimes I wish I had never found it in the first place desu...
But I can't let go of woomy now

>>539173318
the bubbler never bothered me anyway

Umm... You guys DO know that there's a Random Weapon Salmon Run happening right now in Splatoon 2 right?
Y R U MISSIN OUT on all the FUN, /ink/?

>>539174117
>lost outpost
i miss him so much, a shame we got spawning grounds instead of LO

>>539174117
1 and 2 are unplayable without rolls and wall jumps.

>>539174117
>no egg throw
>slow as shit
>trash mobs do no damage
pass

>>539174237
Every employee at Nintendo are bitchless fucking pussies for refusing to put more than what, 4 maps in their salmon run permanent rotation. Where the fuck is the logic in that? Hey everyone, we'll give you less content even though we have these perfectly fine maps already in the files and ready to go! Fuck you Nintendo you lock so much content away for no reason

>>539174573
just sub cancel retard it's literally the same thing, in fact rolling was made to accomodate players who were too retarded to learn how to sub cancel

>>539176014
please understand its too much work for them to transfer all the files from one game to another
if they do that they wont have enough to keep pumping patents to go against a single game

>>539176620
so they are doing the mojang way of game developing, that fucking blows

Why is Nintendo like this? Why can't we just have normal fair matches every time?

>>539178202
Yikes, you are pretty bad at the game dude

>>539176236
>Signature look of superiority

>>539178202
because algorythms have decided that this is the most likely way to keep someone playing
we are an anomaly

>copium
does being this bad at the video game make you this delusional?

yall are some real niggas out there, thank you for making my day better /ink/

>>539182636
If I was bad, I'd just lose every match. But I instead oscillate between stomping and getting stomped. Do I oscillate between being trash and being a god? Or does the game completely and utterly fail to provide players with even matches? You know what they say, the only constant is me, so it must be the latter. Piece of shit game.

>>539170624
GAAAAAY

>>539176110
Squid rolls let you make jumps with actual momentum and give a small but meaningful amount of armor, retard

you fell for their marketing
no one uses advanced movement it's literally just as much a meme as air spawns

>>539176110
>no you MUST learn this clunky obsolete movement tech

>>539193535
AMEEEEEEEEEEE

>>539193715
holy I can tell you've never even touched top level matches in Splatoon

>>539193535
you know, it's actually interesting how they made rolls as an easy and obvious replacement to sub-strafing, but in a way that they both still have uses
rolls are more predictable, leave you in the air (=vulnerable) and nuke your accuracy, plus for some weapons like rollers and assblast rolling changes modes while sub-strafing doesn't, so you can get use out of both
but without rolls, you can still make do with just sub-strafing, while wallkicks and surges don't have a replacement
imagine how fun they would be on moray, the best map becomes even better

>>539193209
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the good gun you always have to be
Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know
Well now they know

Splatoon 3 is a 2022 third-person shooter video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch. It is the third game in the Splatoon series and the sequel to Splatoon 2.

more like stupidtoon gottem lmao

>>539193535
>momentum
you move the same speed as a forward swimming jump
>armor
negated by the fact that it exposes you, leaves you vulnerable for a set amount of time when you could've just had better movement
Retard.

when will they nerf CLASH blaster

just inked myself -__-

>>539196471
Spoken like a true A Ranker

woomy

>>539201942
retard

>>539203607
Nice ad hominem, can't defend your FLC-tier takes?

moot point since 3 is a failed game like payday 3

>>539205872
Fucking ur mom was a failed game but that didn't stop your dad lmao

>>539203864
It's not an attack on you, you are just genuinely too stupid if you cannot see the different use cases for squid rolls versus sub strafing.

retard

>>539207809
Are you retarded? I stated that Squid Rolls have their own use case distinct from Sub Strafing, this guy is the retard denying that >>539196471

Enjoy your vacation

less than a week left of summer

>>539209423
I hate weather above 80F so good riddance

>>539063126
>noaslop fanfiction
>canon

>>539193535
Late reply but kill yourself /vt/ranny

>>539218887
Clip of anime LARPer about to type out the n word on-stream was funny lmao
Nice projection tho, cope and seethe

>>539226129
Grown ass millennial giggles over racism and lgbt
Sad

do better /ink/

>>539226560
Turning racism into a joke is what solves it, brainlet.

>>539228540
then why isn't it working

>>539228781
obviously because you lack a soul

>>539228838
not true, i'm not an oct*ling

anyone want to fish at the hour?

>>539232250
sure

>>539232250
yes

>>539232463
>>539232552
open

>>539234230
Eighter sounds dumb.

>>539234412
3/4

>>539232250
>>539234631
Ogey, if there's still a spot.

>>539234759
w3 opening soon

>had my wiiu in storage
>read about some wiius bricking themselves if not powered up for a long time, as memory stops remembering and forgets the operating system
>finally get to pull it out
>just in time too, os and woomy game still work but some downloaded games crash with memory issue
crisis partially averted
now i oughta hack it so i can get my wii sports resort back and give my woomy full stacks of perfect clothes she deserves

>comm error out of nowhere
>10 min ban
i love nintendo so much
will continue fishing after ban

>>539236374
RIP mute woomy lost in the glowlfies wars.
I don't mind waiting.

ggs fsh

GGGGGGGGGGGs woomy clan, we deserved 10 gold for speedrunning that thing, I love Hydra during Horror rots.
Take care now!

ggggggggsssssssssss G and B
comfy boros kill
still fishing if anyone wants to join 2/4

>>539239734
You open?

>>539239993
w3 opening soon

>>539240201
GGs K and S

ggggggggggggggssssssssssssssss S and G

I'M A MAMMALIAN AND I'M PROUD

>>539248253
back to alterna for you, furry boy

>>539249252
>i dont have any lore for them i just thought they would look cool

Nintendo making parallel cannon.

>>539250053
they didn't have anything for them in general
ngmi had multiple excellent examples of vs player bot missions in previous singleplayers, yet he seemingly took no lessons out of any of them and made something extremly trivial yet somewhat tedious, the worst kind of boss battle.