Thread 539170081

Above Average GW2 Player Inventory Edition

>Resources and FAQs
https://pastebin.com/ZU4uUREV

>Guilds
https://pastebin.com/zCUYwWF0

>Am poor! What do?
DO THE WIZARD VAULT WEEKLIES
Daily Checklist - https://fast.farming-community.eu/farming/daily
Currencies - https://fast.farming-community.eu/conversions/overview
OW Farming - https://fast.farming-community.eu/open-world/overview
Salvaging - https://fast.farming-community.eu/salvaging/overview
https://gw2efficiency.com/
Alternatively, get a fucking job and swipe.

>My build is absolute shit! What do?
https://gw2mists.com/
https://metabattle.com/
https://snowcrows.com/
https://discretize.eu/
https://guildjen.com/gw2-builds/
https://en.gw2skills.net/

>Events and Gem Store sales
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/events/

>Latest
Legendary Fatfuck backpack
(You) missed the VoE espec beta
GW2 Cookbook

>Soon™
Visions Of Eternity expac (release in October)
GW3 (never ever)
A Homestead w/ deleteable house

>Now
Anniversary sale
Visions of Eternity expac Preorder (fugly skimmer included!)
Fractal Incursions

>Latest Patch
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/162207-game-update-notes-september-9-2025/

>Latest news
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/celebrate-13-years-of-guild-wars-2/
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/a-new-homestead-arrives-with-guild-wars-2-visions-of-eternity/

>Speed Relics for Turbogays
https://www.elitepvpers.com/forum/gw2-hacks-bots-cheats-exploits/

>TACOburrito (english) for Linux
https://burrito.orthogonalprojects.com/

>BlishHUD
https://blishhud.com/

Previous Wipe: >>538669043

First for Charr supremacy (again)

As a femsura player, my favorite band is Oingo Boingo.

This is what cake gets you

what's the best time to buy gems with gold?

>>539172913
When you have a bunch of gold and reeeally want something from the cash shop.

>>539175592
ok but how does this affect you personally

>material storage fills
>should i start sorting things out and computing maximal return on recipes and material consumption
>nah material expander go brrrrr
at last i understand the fed

>>539178562
diebeetus

>shows up in 2012
>gives you a fetish for fish elves
>leaves forever

uncut smegmy norn futacock

>>539183848
They come back every now and then as side characters but no one explains why...

>>539183848
VoE will gib Largos gf for homestead I just know it

>>539183848
my wife

>>539172913
during gambling events like that last festival because addicts spend their retirement in gem to gamble more

>>539170081 (OP)


Did you know that troonship can also be observed in nature, namely in cases of severe parasitosis (e.g.: Sacculina Carcini)?
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=rQdfBfqHnLs

>>539172531
Which meta is that? I like to see AAers get owned

Doesn't matter, even if there's a chad who placed real food cake won't override it.>>539191965

Vindi or herald for a general build that I want to do basically all content with?

>>539193530
Vindi

Herald hasn't been good in years

>>539192862
>meta
lmao

>>539193530
vindi fun for effort
herald no fun for no effort

>>539194231
Ah shame, I did think herald looks a bit cooler with pseudo signets that can turn into cool active dragon abilities

>>539195104
temu upkeep class

>>539195263
what does that mean

Will rifle chrono healer be topped by troubadour

>>539193530
Herald
>Can provide group Quickness/multiple standard boons
>Can BoonHeal decently well w/ Ventari
>Can even be a tank (or do some specialized stuff like Hand-Kiting) comfortably
>Perma-quickness makes gathering in open world nicer
>Since you shit out boons, other openworlders get buffed just because you're around too (and you get contribution from whatever they kill, even if you dont touch their targets directly)

>>539195550
troubadour players are exclusively bottom

>>539199302
Doesn't answer my question. It does show you're projecting your personal problems on a video game profession.

>>539195550
They'll be comparable at best

>>539172531
is there any point in doing this shit after you've killed 4 of them? the loot sucks and it doesn't give you progress on the event

>>539199492
He's right though. And that makes all the difference.

Can you start farming for the second and third pair of gloves when you are 500/500 or do you have to wait for the 3rd week?

>>539205224
yes you can farm

So did they add more fractals to quickplay? Sounds like the week 2 achievements tell you to play some fractals in non-quickplay

I'm so fucking pissed that I bought hundreds of thousands of lucent motes last month
if I just waited a month that would have saved me hundreds of gold

>>539210491
It's okay anon, I bought them for a fortune too, even if it was like 8 months ago.

>>539210626
I remember the prices spiking at high as like 1s 16c a while back, I hope you didn't buy at that price

>>539211141
Haha... yeah... no way....
It was like 1s 8c

>>539211253
damn my average price was around 98c

>>539205224
You can get multiples?

>>539194231
you can't efficiently play herald, then. you are either bored of it, bad at it, or just memeing that it's bad. it's not bad, the player behind it is just not trying at all, and doesn't press buttons. at least press 111, anon...

>rev only has 2 dps builds on snowcrows out of 76 builds
grim

>>539212205
yeah there's an achievement you can grind out once you get the first

>>539213831
you forgot to mention they are both not even in top 30 dps lmao, rev eating shit in pve for a while now

>>539217367
why does anet hate rev so much? I see eles whining about getting nerfed all the time but they still have a bunch of top performing specs

>>539212205
afte you get legendary gloves of your choice, you can farm special orb twice and get other two
one orb is like 25-30 fractals each

>start quickplay while in group for achiev
>click quickplay alone
>it auto put you in party
>it count as achiev
dev skills 420/69

>>539222752
Maybe it just needs a comma
Complete fractals after starting matchmaking, while in a group with another player
So it only cares that you a) used quickplay and b) didn't finish solo

>q quickplay
>deepstone
slowplay...

>>539227320
Deepstone can be speedrun'd if the group splits
can't say the same shit to Kinfall especially when the boss is a massive dps sponge

>>539228628
>newbies allergic to SAK

>>539228628
The pugs follow me...

>>539229054
it's ur sexo fhd they are following

>>539222752
Similar shit happened to me where I finished the Lone Wolf achiev on my 2nd run last week and the Pack of Wolves one again on my 2nd run this week.
Wouldn't be surprised if it gave credit for the cheevo even if it was someone else in the party who started it as a group.

>>539222752
>>539230690
The first fractal I did today gave me two points of credit to Pack of Wolves, I was solo, so I can only guess I was in a group with two parties of two.

>>539218082
>top performing specs

lmao what, outside of renegade for fractals all are powercrept by other specs by a large margin

>>539231125
Could be, but the same logic wouldn't really work for the Lone Wolf one since I can't believe the achiev wouldn't auto complete on the first run then.

>>539231553
>>539218082
nvm i can't read

anons i was doing the chasing shadows 2 i had skill lag but only on 3 skills...
yesterday in wvw while taking pang i had all weapon skill lag but utility working fine...
wtf im cursed ?

>>539234483
>wtf im cursed ?
You're Italian, that goes without saying.

>>539229741
I play a shirtless male human anon

got my 2nd baggy slot

>>539236609
gz, anon

most insufferable people in quickplay have flying globes of cum around their heads

>>539237038
thanks!

>>539237042
>equip my new alt in my leggy gear
>forget to turn that shit off
god dammit
I don't know why people like that shit anyway it looks dumb

>>539236609
https://open.spotify.com/track/1tDH02wIa3ysGiAe4qsLXL?si=niggertonguemyanus

Why do so many medium pants make my mcharr's ass look THICC?

>>539236420
that's a lot of gay men then

>>539239779
Because mcharr have nice asses and thighs.

charr cubs...

>>539238046
Nobody likes the cum balls tbf. Its more about the cosmetic aura and showing off.

how many fractalline sharts will be needed to get the other legendary glove weights? anyone found out yet?

>>539242603
They really do

>>539244085
300 total for both.

>>539244274
>300 fractalline sharts
>45,000 fractalline cocaine
>9,000 quickshots to get it all
I knew leggy grinding was madness but this is something else.

>>539244671
oh fuck this, then...

>>539244274
lies

Remeber when /gw2g/ was the most cursed general on 4chan because some furry got mad and had a bot automatically snipe the thread any time someone created it? For years

What was the full story behind that?

>>539246878
>sperg bes a fucking sperg
>sperg gets destroyed
>sperg chimps out
Normal /vg/ discourse.

>>539246580
No lies. 150 for faggoline spark x2.

I'm at 350/500 and I am SICK OF MOLTEN FURNACE FRACTAL, I HAVE GOTTEN IT SO MANY TIMES IN QUICKPLAY, HOLY SHIT

Vision is finally in sight for me. Just need the Corsair armor and olmakhan shoulder (I know it's the worst part.) and the dragonsbladd weapons.
How long does a pvp reward track take to finish if I focus on doing pvp?

>>539254206
Same, except Kinfall. Last boss goes on forever because I'm the only person constantly dosing the thing while everyone else is retarded and struggles to survive.

>>539253937
i thougt you meant 300 sparks

>>539256219
sharts and sparks are closer sounding than sharts and dust. Seems you're not the only one with this confusion. >>539244671

>>539256219
>>539256686
I use sharts as a catchall for shit I need to farm and as a replacement of shards. mb

New Lions Arch sucks and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't

>4th uncategorized in a row
I'm tired of this
I still haven't seen snowblind or aetherblade

>>539256950
It definitely lacks the SOVL of old LA.

How does quickplay work? Are we filling someone's LFG fractal party, or is the game generating a new random fractal instance just for Quickplay?

>>539254275
a reward track is 20k points
assuming you're talking about structured pvp, a win is 700 points
a loss is 350 points
you'd need to play between 29 and 58-ish games of ranked pvp
custom games count, but they give 10% less points and are capped at 5k per day

for wvw, you need 8.5 hours of tier 6 participation (without boosters) to hit 20k points

>>539257584
Lucky you! I spent all of last week trying to get Uncategorised for the final troubleshooter badge.
Now all I'm missing is the Molten Furnace… But I keep disconnecting for some reason.
>>539254428
Someone mentioned in the last(?) general that the boss HP doesn't scale well with low-level fractals, so it's extremely bloated.

>>539258495
There's way too much downtime in WvW for me. It's like 90% wandering around looking for action and 10% actual action.

Why cant i decide what to make my warrior.. I'm just not playing the game because I don't want to repeat stuff if I decide to change. send help

>>539259886
there is only one choice

>>539259886
human female

>>539259236
this is my problem too
and the cucks at anet nerfed the dolyak spawn rate so keeping up participation during dead hours is tedious as fuck

sometimes I wish they would just cut the crap and make a wvw map that's smaller and has constant fighting

Hows condi scourge looking these days fellas? Looking to be a spooky plague doctor salad man in time for pumpkin season.

>>539258495
>for wvw, you need 8.5 hours
pvers cry while i have hundreds of boxes unused

>have to wait 3.5 months to get the rest of the Legendary Essences of Luck needed to afford the dragon head or burn through all my money gambling with TP boxes since you can't craft them with lower levels like the original version
Lame

>>539261316
I'm not gay

>>539256950
yeah it suck but old lion's arch was almost as trash and gw1 LA was barely better

>>539263592
you are really missing out

>>539263283
halloween bags have them too

>>539263283
just go gambling

>>539263283
>>539264614

Why does every spear build I look up for every profession say high difficulty and hard to learn?

amazing anet i get kicked out back to char selection screen even while doing fractals now

>>539268438
every rotation that isn't just following the same pattern over and over is considered hard to learn for some reason

>>539273014
Are you using arsedps?

>>539273014
>ping is normal
>see the others spamming skills dodging n shit
>my skills dont work at all
>i see if they write in chat but not what i write
>after a while i get a kick out
im at 8 fuking times

>>539275918
no i had dxvk i tried to remove it and nothing changed

>>539276031
Okay. I only heard about arc doing it.

The rescued snow leopard cub from LWS3 that runs around your home instance but a snow leopard patterned charr shota instead.

how come no class is as fun as elementalist?

>doing Aetherblade fractal
>still need the achieve where you avoid the spinning lasers
>doing well
>second set of lasers spawn right on top of me
fuck you, too, game

>>539284583
>just haphazardly jumping over the small lasers while running at golems
>somehow none of them hit me and still have the achi icon active after the fight
Got the thing years ago but still pretty funny how much less intense it is now than when everyone was barely ranging the golems in vanilla while jumping on boxes.
Also the big lasers always spawn in the same spot. You can see the part that shoots it out opening up before it actually starts.

Bolt, Incinerator, or Meteorlogicus as my first legendary?

>>539291541
Incinerator if you're based.
Meteorlogicus if you are a fag.

>>539291541
Bolt, swords can be used with every class given the right expansion, so you'll be getting the most bang for your buck.

Incinerator if you're a furry.

Meteorlogicus if you're a fag.

>>539283764
You mean engineer?

>>539291541
>first legendary
Personally I think starting with trinkets and other stuff usable by every character is better but it's all preference. Those starter kits do make the process easier to swallow and everything.

>>539291541
sword is used by every class across many specs
both scepter and dagger are used in like two specs

>>539291541
Incinerator because daggers are used in the widest variety of builds so you'll get the most bang for your buck.

>>539257810
I don't know

I don't like any of the rifle legendaries and I main rifle mech. Why must I suffer so.

>>539257810
Its probably generating parties.

>>539291541
bolt looks like a shiny dildo
incinerator looks like a flaming dildo
meteorlogicus is for pimps

>>539295686
just get one then put a skin on it you like. I dont see the issue

>>539295883
I feel you, but why even bother if I already have ascended skinned how I want it?
I want the prestige of a legendary skin but I don't want a fucking boat, a furtroon sniper rifle, or a dragon pube.
I can't think of any other weapon that has three generations of legendaries and all of them suck.

>>539290195
Asura defying gravity

>>539296216
You will not find much prestige from the skin since having a legendary is pretty common in game. Having purples is more prestige than the skin itself though. People will post their weapons with the bottom of the barrel skin as a joke. What legendaries are really for is convenience.

>>539295686
why do you need lego rifle if all stats you ever use is berserker

They just let cartel members into the partner program now?

>>539306870
You aren't happy that they are doing something legally and getting reformed?

>>539296216
Predator is fucking dope and you're a fucking FAGGOT lmao. Bitch made nigga.

>>539296216
There is not a single good looking legendary item in the game except maybe heavy Obsidian armor. I own a bunch and have just reskinned all of them on every character.

>>539296216
>I want the prestige of a legendary skin
fucking lmao, what?
do you think any of the other sparkleclowns give a shit?

why are starter world bosses a part of the ((fractal)) event? just more busywork or what?

>>539317851
yes

>>539317851
it's a newbie event to show newbies things newbies can do
like click birthday cakes and die

>>539317851
they just follow same route as adventurer guide: starting zone bosses > advanced bosses (jormag, shatter etc) you can expect megasdestroyer and golem mk2 next week

>>539318046
damn
>>539319680
noted the amount of birthday cakes used en masse, explains that
>>539319840
fuck

>>539306870
Looks Puerto Rican
t. Puerto Rican

>>539323837
too thin

How come Hammers have such fuck ugly legendaries?

my bad bro I mistaken pr with dominicana

>>539325421
Juggernaut is coomtastic.

>>539325683
It doesn't even look like a fucking hammer.

I'm gonna wait to fully invest in Amalgam. It's gonna get nerfed and I want to see the state it ends up in after before I get attached to a build.

>>539325421
hammer skins kinda suck in general, they're all way too small

>>539326237
I like the one that's just a huge wrench.

>>539325421
Pick you're poison
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Gallery_of_hammers
I like Mecha Anchor

Cubs?

Is the warclaw faster than the raptor?

mcharr turned me gay

>>539334039
Yes and no. The move speed is faster, but Raptor covers more ground with it's two leaps than the Warclaw does with it's three.

>>539334039
Raptor wins a straight drag race but warclaw is more agile for short jaunts. You'll win more seasonal races with a mastery'd warclaw than a raptor.

>>539284583
isnt that bugged?
i still had the icon thing when the fractal ended and it unlocked nothing

is mount wheel addon bannable? I'm using shift + 1234 and it's getting out of hand literally

>>539336841
i changed my mounts to the numpad. it werks

>>539336673
I dunno, I managed to get it today. I gave up on the boss fight and just hopped on my rev and focused entirely on the lasers while shitting out boons for participation.

>do one (1) convergence CM
>play with sigil of demon slaying for the next 2month because i forgot to switch back
every fucking time

actual mechanist bots farming qp?

>>539337186
i still see the yellow thing but i have it unlocked in the achiev...

Twitch drop is up btw

>>539336841
>is mount wheel addon bannable?
no

>>539345808
wtf they removed 160p ?

watching /oursissy/

>>539346308
Seem so. I don't have 160p either.

>>539346308
>>539347049
it's there, scroll down a bit

>>539349093
/ourgirl/ doesn't have it I guess it's a streamer thing.

annnd im in queue again for the 3rd time
fucking shit

>>539350729
>Forcing people to watch his creepy asuran gremlin smile.
kek.

>loads into Swampland
>waits for party to do the trap bullshit
>/gg
>respawn in boss arena
>get achievement once it's dead
I love achievements that you can get while ignoring the requirements.

its Laranity our "girl"?

My automatic twitch drop extension doesn't work, wat do?

>>539346930
Acro used to be king but then they gimped the shit out of feline grace and it became just a shittier version of shadow arts

>>539325421
They're a bit subdued, yes. Juggernaut is mostly just the metallic effect, and Sharur has a cool day/night cycle that, however, doesn't really go well with a lot of skins. The gen 3 are all kind of generic, too.
>>539326237
I like this one
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Onus

>>539325421
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Storm%27s_Eye_Hammer_(skin)
One of the best.

>>539325421
Bruh

I just finished the questline where she is introduced and she's already incredibly obnoxious.

>>539363176
I need it

>>539363176
>>539364320
>Trained Choya Hammer is a skin obtained from the Black Lion Trading Company.
god dammit

>>539365236
it really do be like that

>blue shrek """"challenge""" mode training squad
>commander keep getting dc
>someone do some random count down in chat and we go as 9
>kill it first try
maybe the pveasy retard had a point...

>>539353884
yes, she is the man of the people

Is there an easy way to get bags with more than 20 slots.

is this designed to drive me insane?

>>539368748
Just sell them you mong

>>539363853
You just went back in time to June 11th, 2013?

>>539368638
swipe, buy gems, sell them for gold then buy runes of holding

>>539368748
shift+click
ctrl+a
ctrl+x
delete item
ctrl+v
backspace
home
delete
ok

>>539368748
yes

>>539334039
>open field
raptor wins
>literally any upwards incline
warclaw wins
>downward incline
I'm gonna say warclaw still wins because staying in the air for too long slows down the raptor

>>539371110
I only enjoy slap fights that involve ass slapping.

>>539371520
Meet me at the Black Citadel.

>>539368638
>Free 24-Slot Bag with Newsletter Registration!
and if i remember right 2x 32 are *free* with achievs

>gunsaber comes with a sheathe
>cant use it

>>539374967
I've got a sheath you can use huehuehue

HURRY UP WITH VoE ANET

>>539376147
no

>>539376147
Gamble all your ecto/gold in PoE and anet might release it earlier

>>539375919
the charr knew what they were doing.

Is spectre any good for the open world? It looks cool but is it only for support?

>>539379856
It's solid in open world stuff. I'd put it about on par with quick cata but easier to play. You can even solo super damaging stuff by mashing dual dagger 3 to perma evade and then face tank with shroud while your initiative recovers. https://en.gw2skills.net/editor/?PagAgilZwSZeMK2IO2W3xcA-DyIY1o5%2FMKQBUpEQhPHCSQ0rZGfaAA-e

How do I tackle this Fractal Incursion thing as a long term player who has tons of gear but never actually did Fractal or have the.....resistance thing I forgot the name of

>>539381289
>click quickplay
>spam 1 while other do stuff
>repeat 4-5 times
>now you know what do
>still spam 1 and let other do stuff
>fin

>>539381289
Just do the group finder. I am brand new and I haven't had any problems

>>539368638
Bro, your Olmakhan Bandolier?

>>539381289
You don't gotta worry about any of that shit until you wanna start 25+ fractals. The omnipotion in the wiz vault is nice for them too, 20khour farm reduced to a few dailies. Permanent buff when doing fractaps once you have it.

>skill lag was so bad I couldn't get a mystic coin from LLA
for fucks sake gaynet fix your shit

>>539381289
ive only run like 4 of them, but they are trivial. everything will die before you can even get 2-3 abilities off
just follow everyone else

>>539382985
>>539382204
>>539381613
>>539381529
are there dailies? or can i just do al the event objectives or whateve ron the weekend

>>539383284
I mean your dailies in your wizards vault for astral coins. There is a daily in the bonus achievement section but it's not a big deal.

>>539383284
Don't forget to loot thr chest at the end

>>539374967
they should have added a unique katana stance
some of the greatsword stances are shit

I chose Quip for my leggie key.
Did I do okay? I main Engi and already have Juggernaut and Bolt.

>>539386651
Yeah, pistol is used by most professions.

>>539345808
ty king

>>539363853
>he thinks jory is obnoxious
lad, it gets much worse

>>539370514
based hackerman

>>539388468
>>539345808
I'm connected right? I actually dont even remember doing this 3 years ago.....was this when they also gave out an outfit?

>>539389651
if youre connected and watched a minute you should see progress show up in your twitch.tv/drops/inventory page

>>539389907
oh right right right i see it in the drops section now
honestly its fucking depressing how many things are connected

The good thing about SOTO/JW is that basically every annoying character is put to the sidelines and is replaced by a cool character with the worst haircut I've ever seen.
Dagda is cool, she deserves better hair!

>>539365236
Why is this a problem for you?

>the drops are lame garbage
where's the fucking jade tech visor you cunts

>>539390149
yeah its cancerous

>>539390765
>Dagda is cool
wtf even is this thing?

>>539390765
>said no one ever

>>539391708
just fuck my shit up senpai

>>539375919
Docking Mcharr sheaths

>twitch drops
>3 hours gets you five dye kits
>they're random drop containers instead of selectable containers
Anet...

>>539391708
She looks like my balls after I shave

please tell me taimi takes a backseat in the story eventually. My patience for this marvel quipping gremlin is growing thin...

>>539394978
After the start of SOTO you don't hear from her anymore.

>>539394978
how rude. Taimi a cute and must be protected

>>539395642
Taimi was cutest when she was 16.

>twitch drops up
>check through twitch streamers
>find some 20 view vtuber with big titty
>drop stream quality to 160p
>use mute tab chrome extension
>go and watch Kronii instead while doing Janthir map completions
Now THIS is gaming...

>>539395325
do they drop all of the original cast after the dragon saga stuff or something?
ive only just got to soto

>>539394702
Why are your balls blue?

4 blue trophy bags across all gobblers today for a chance to get some glacial shards to craft orrax

>>539397652
no femcharr gf

>>539395720
the red one right? I put on the same one

>>539395704
i dont even know how old she is, when was she 16

>>539399051
uh, path of fire I think? she was 12 in LWS2 and about 25 by the end of JW

>>539399051
In her first appearance in the game back in LWS1
She was born in 1313, LWS1 takes place in 1327, so she was actually 14, which is even better.

Kinfall fatigue setting in nicely

Please tell me there's an easier way to get these things besides running around and opening airship cargo...

>>539399721
There isn't.

ehmm... someone posted this and said >remember what they took from you
and now that I finally get to see it with my very own eyes i can safely say fuck you anet you absolute fucking shitters
spiting on fhds with your bimbofied npcs is your specialty you absolute unwashed degenerate freaks
as long as you ignore the hands

>>539399925
FHDs aren't real. They can't hurt you.

>>539399398
>>539399489
cuuute

>>539399925
I don't know what you're talking about but where can I get that bikini?

Cubs.

>>539399721
If you want to do it semi-passively you can get a Heart of Thorns gobbler for speedkilling Mouth of Mordremoth, and sometimes it lets you exchange 25 of another map's currency for airship parts
There's also the home instance node which pays for itself... eventually

>>539400451
im talking about the body proportion and no, you also can't have bikini with this pattern and even less so bikini that are being devoured by a fat ass of a body you will never have on your fhd
it's not fair sisters... my fhd also wants her 'kini far up her ass...

Should I start trying to craft the base game Spear legendary or try and do the JW one while its current?

>>539401553
Define your acronym.

>>539363853
Wait until you get to the unskippable lesbian quip between every trash mob fight. You will feel rage beyond your imagination, like nigger, we got more serious shit to do, fuck off with your bullshit kinda rage.

>>539401832
JW spear crafting is funner.

Bros... I didn't realize the food vendor for the fractal event was using pristine relics and I've been spam using them without paying attention. I probably used like 60 pristine relics for no reason

>>539401189
never in a million years I will guess that DCAP is furry guild. I always thought it's a dedicated TT guild

>>539403706
kek same

Fuck-Hungry Dragonhunter

>>539403706
If the apple icon is visible, it's free.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>539404695
>364 and chillin' like a villain

Said I was going to wait for skin unlocks and didn't because bored.
Look at my balls.

full hog dumper

>find cute Holosmith Femcharr who happened to be unlocking the Griffon at the same time as me and ended up bumping into me like 8 times throughout the process
>we conversed quite a bit waiting for events but I was too much of a pussy to shoot my shot with a friend request
>I'll probably never see her again
Don't make my mistake anons, you won't forgive yourself.

>>539410575
Just join femcharr guild

>>539410575
>im adding you btw
not that hard frend

Post Salads

>>539408661
ye

Anyone here knows the names of eu asuran guilds?
Are they too degenerate or would a normie only interested in asura be ok there?
I've seen TTLS around but that's it.

gonna main warrior or necro because big hp is what I like
just need to wrangle my autism and make decision

>>539420104
Most Asuran guilds are erotic roleplayers.

>>539423306
Doesn't Necro essentially get two health bars?

>>539410575
>I was too much of a pussy to shoot my shot with a friend request
why tho? you NEVER need to ask for consent
One guy added me from some random IBS strike squad and whisper me everyday to do fractals since then, it's not that deep
he is staying in my stalker list and i always say no

>>539410575
You realize that was a dude with a furry fetish, right?

I'm working towards crafting my first set of ascended armor. is there any point in getting ascended gloves with the free legendary right around the corner?

the friend system in gw2 is so weird
the follower things makes me feel like I'm being stalked
at least let me decline or something damn

>>539426141
add them to block and unblock

>>539426123
no, start doing your daily quickplay if you havnt already
i'm also not sure if i would recommend crafting ascended at all unless you want to start climbing fractals as soon as possible, i would just wait for wizard vault/random drops/strike currency if i was starting now but idk

>>539424169
I meant this

>>539426141
i have 35 people in there, i like it it makes me feel like i'm a big deal or something

>>539407985
>Look at my balls.

>>539426491
Why is guardian such a sissy? I thought they'd be tanks.

>>539434101
le aegis class
it's called blue thief for a reason

I think I got memed into playing Revenant
This shit plays way more ass than I remember. Is Core just that fucking bad?

>>539435101
Yes. Worst class in game

>>539435401
It feels like it. I wanted to main a new heavy since I had already played Warrior for 7k hours, I was gonna do Guardian but then my friend steered me away and suggested I do Revenant instead.
I already regret it, even with the lowest HP Guard felt way better even with a hybrid build

can you farm pinata infusion every 2h or is it once a day from chest?

>>539436602
you can only earn the chest once a day, but the infusion is not in the chest, so i imagine you can try at the infusion more times a day. i've never gotten it, so what does it matter anyway? :(

>>539436602
yes you can fail to get the infusion 12 times a day per account

>>539438010
I love autistically collecting coins while listening to youtube essays
>>539438479
thanks, this time for sure

>>539426273
>leave big casual guild with like 500 members
>block unblock the gm and her husband
>get a message from the husband a day later saying I was rude for blocking her even though I unblocked her immediately after
mind you I barely even talked to these people

>>539435101
what game mode? It rocks in pve. Vindicator is great power dps, Renegade is great condi dps or power alac, and Herald is a good heal or power quickness.

I'll admit Conduit looks pretty rough, but that's about it.

>>539440784
Core feels complete ass, I figured I'd actually try playing it without immediately spamming hero points to actually learn it but at this rate I might just eat the time lost and go back to playing Guard, or just rush hero challenges with friends.
Is this another profession that is just completely unusable without elite specs?

>>539441464
what are you doing, youre suppose to run dual swords

>>539441913
One good weapon set in exchange for really situational (fixed) utilities doesn't seem like a decent trade to me where another profession like Guard has tons of useful slots even on Core.
Also the energy mechanic feels really shit to use compared to cooldowns. I might just not be jiving with this. Or I might be retarded, either or.

>>539442167
you have to know how to manage your energy correctly, it is confusing because its such a step away from the rest of the game

>fb jail
>fb jail
>fb jail
so totally fucking done with this shit, the ride is almost over

>>539443235
what you crying about senpai

>>539443235
you will never be a chronomancer

why did they have to make syntri and lowlands ass for fishing? scenically they're perfect

>>539445072
what's wrong with lowlands? syntri has the annoying ritan fags spamming lightning at you yeah

>>539445326
you can't even get leggy fish

>>539445072
you vill have to fish in atomic smelly hellscape that is Kourna for gold

>>539426491
>no adventurer class in the highest tier
who deserves 4k bonus hp more, engi or ranger?

>>539446742
for the longest time I was sure ranger had more hp at launch and then it was nerfed

>>539445857
you have the daily catch shit but yeah you need to park an alt in there and every other day it's a fucking green fish that doesn't even give you your Ambergris

>>539445072
it's crazy how anet made lowland so big and detailed but then didn't put anything worth a damn to repeat in there
the only reason I go to that zone is for convergences

>>539448586
wait I just got to the zone, dont do this to me

>>539448680
it's a cool looking zone but now it's dead as fuck

>>539444801
this is even worse. mesmer is fun, and then suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, "heyyyyy, can you turn this into a fb for me? i'm gonna need you to come in on saaaaturday, and while i'm thinking about it, could you also come in on sunnnnday for ((mesmer)) fun gaming! yeeeaaah"

I know this game is for retarded baby casuals and 99% of the playerbase just EPRs and jerks their troon dicks, but this matchmaking experience has been the worst I've ever had and I pug M+ with Brazilians

should i invest in swim speed infusion now? i have a few thousands gold lying around

>>539450059
people are speculating you're gonna need it for the legendary breather so go for it, if you believe them

>>539441464
Core any class is terrible, you can't get a feel for the classes' potential. I don't think I've seen anyone use them outside of getting a elite spec.

>>539450179
i just invested around 1k gold, i'll keep you updated about my losses (if the order get filled)

Skimmer expansion
https://www.guildwars2.com/en-gb/news/new-skimmer-updates-splash-onto-the-scene-with-visions-of-eternity/
>boost button
>alternate underwater mastery
>fireball-like projectile that heals
>use leylines and updrafts
>dismount in midair and mount in combat (no mastery required for these)

>>539450896
i still did not unlock underwater skimmer option

>>539450896
>another flying mount
Stop it

>>539450896
we could have had a jackal or rollerbeetle update instead
baka

>>539450896
>underwater expack
>thief players increase by 9001%
:^D

>>539451165
>rollerbeetle update
but it's already perfect?

>>539451313
it needs a wheelie button

>>539451165
jackal of the two. all they'd need to do is allow the dog to use starfish wormholes all over tyria, not just in the desert. >>539451313
beetle needs nothing new, yep, leave as-is.

>>539451849
nah jackal the jackal changes will be
>perma evades while mounted
>lets you press 2 to shoot a machine gun mounted on it's head
>auto-mounts when you down and takes you to safety
also somehow flies so anet doesn't need to give a shit about map design

>>539450896
Bets on what the shared mount mastery will be?

>>539453065
>>lets you press 2 to shoot a machine gun mounted on it's head
we zoids now

just found out that i made 50g in fractal boxes while doing the event
:shockedfhd:

>>539458183
selling the boxes or the contents?

>>539454185
heal boost dismount

>>539459827
boxes

>>539429003
kek

>Vindicator is fun
>But permaquickness on herald is too addicting to stop

>>539462353
boing boing

Is every warrior build still just spam f1 until the key breaks?

>>539462747
but spellbreaker needs to time f2

>>539170081 (OP)
my inventory looks like this

>>539472276
How'd you fit him in there?

Drop some gw2 truth nukes
>Krytan monarchy is doomed because Jennah's in the cuck chair now

>>539472948
Norn are useless. They are worse fighters than charr or humans, dumb as fuck and don't offer anything of value.

Happy Handiversary bros, I haven't played in weeks and have no intention to and might not even come back until VoE is finished but we'll see, just thought I'd swing by and remember pajeet schizo (who seems to have quit too). Best of luck everyone enjoy the shitty new specs and what will probably be another half-baked expansion, maybe ANET will surprise us who knows? Just like maybe pajeet schizo will make an appearance and show his hand lmao

>>539473375
I wonder if the guy that was pounding the table for norn left during development or soon after launch or something. They've never really seemed particularly interested in doing anything with them as a race beyond their launch lore.

when does gw1 usually go on sale, been pretty curious about it of late

>find some 7 year old txt file where i noted shit i bought to flip
>it says i bought some bl dyes for 45g a piece
>check them
>they're 3g now
Seriously all my long time flips ended up in a disaster. I should've sold everything when I stopped playing around PoF

>finally got 77 Mystic Clovers
>just 91 more fractal dust and my first legendary is mine
I am never ever crafting this shit ever again, I either buy them completed on the TP or nothing. Even with the starter kits doing most of the work this sucks my balls.

>>539472948
>this game does not even exist, why are people posting in a general called /gw2g/?

The leggo gloves are not worth it for how mind numbing this event is
Hundreds of tier 1 fractals and then waiting in the open world for hours then make it time limited.

Great

>>539474398
during it's anniversary of release usually.
I got super into it last year. I'll tell you it can be extremely frustrating, but the guys in the general over in /vm/ are really helpful. It's a great game.

>>539473924
Something happened after he was warned about lawsuits for libel. he probably got warned or temp& for breaking US law. anons call each other pedos all the time. they just don't do it for 3 days straight

What's the cheapest way to get underwater exotic weapons/aqua breathers? I'm getting tired of my alts being fucking useless when they get caught underwater.

>>539476070
Compared to what you could be doing for leggos, they are definitely worth it.

>>539473375
Norn were nerfed hard

>>539472948
Allowing races other than human to be playable was a mistake.

>>539472948
GW2 would have died over 5 years ago if they didn't appeal to furries and GW3 will lean even more into that with greater success because of it.

>>539481969
heres a real trvke

Guild wars 2 SHOULD have died 5 years ago

>dude: HALPPP
>*pull ewp*
>ppl killing who ewp
>dodge
>skill lag
>kicked out to char selection
>dbclick
>im dead
>logout
>shitpost on /gw2g/

Warrior is pretty fun, I am looking forward to getting berserker unlocked.

>enter WvW for Gift of Battle
>seems pretty empty on my team (Red)
>message pops up in chat warning of incoming Blue zerg to keep
>teleport there
>maybe 20 people there to defend
>zerg of 40 people at least pull up to take the keep
>https://youtu.be/XNIASrczul4
>they punch through the gates easily and charge the boss
>we fucking masterfully kite them around and pick them off one-by-one while keeping them away from the lord
>somehow get them down to ~10 people and they retreat
>cheers go around
>few minutes later they come back with 3 huge siege golems and seemingly even more people
>we all crowd up on the wall above to pelt the shit out of them with fireballs and arrows
>we destroy all 3 golems and thin their numbers down yet again before they've even broken through the first gate
>few minutes later again
>trebuchets on the far hill
>few people fire back with our own weapons
>eventually siege of ~35 people come running up the hill once more
>we pelt the utter shit out of them again until they begin to retreat
>actually jump off the wall to chase them away this time and only like 6 Blues lived
>we immediately run to the center castle and start attacking (about 30 strong now since a commander showed up)
>blues try to interrupt us beating the castle lord but get btfo one last time
Alright I'll admit it, WvW can be fun sometimes.

>>539485393
:^D

>>539451165
Jackals have some of my favorite skins, but you just never use them for anything

I jerk off to your charr and you can't stop me.

>>539495420
jokes on you, I don't have one

>>539495987
It's only a matter of time.

>>539401553
this bikini?

>>539495420
>Implying I'm not /stretching inf front of you to encourage it in the first place.

I'm about to unlock the legendary kit and I still don't know which one I want, I thought it'd come to me by now but I've got nothing.

>>539495420
Stop you? No, Mr. Anon. I expect you to goon. Just like you can't stop me jorking it to Asuras.

>>539498913
>Asuras
That charr right there, officer

>>539498913
>and I still don't know which one I want
Just keep the key until you need something. Or for memes.

I wouldn't add any of you. You fags become homosexual and needy so fast.

>>539503219
ok....................................................................

>>539472948
gw1 has always been a far better game then gw2

How the fuck do you do Salt on the Wound? Aurene's shots dont hit anything 90% of the time.

>>539505775
Its really bugged. I think there is one specific target you just keep attacking and you get it.

>>539505775
Basically just keep restarting it and pray until you get it. IT's bugged as fuck.

>>539450696
Core Guardian, Warrior, and Thief work just fine, probably a few others I'm not familiar with too. Core Revenant is just an incomplete profession because they designed it with Herald in mind.

They're right behind me, aren't they...

Last I checked he best solution was to take off all your gear, hit his eye in the beginning, die to the rocks flying at you, respawn, hit eye, rinse repeat. 10 fucking times.

>>539473924
>letting someone on 4chan live rent free in your head for so long you marked it on your calendar
Probably the saddest post in this general

>>539476717
>Something happened after he was warned about lawsuits for libel
but I thought that was all just harmless BaNtZ?

>>539513741
is that what that is??
that's depressing

>>539513741
t2bh
some people are on an absolute ridiculous tier of loser

Does stealth from blasting smoke scale with boon duration?

>>539513741
>>539514290
>tl;dr
the schizo in question has been trying to kill the thread for years. he's a /pol/tard and tried to pull the "im white" card and got btfo. the libel shit was because the guy he hates posted his character's lore and started screaming about pedophilia multiple days in a row because said character got non-sexually groomed by a MILF.

>>539515278
>mental illness post
this is what you tell yourself to justify letting 4chan anons live rent free in your head? holy hell dude

>>539516098
you are on 4chan.

>>539516395
I mean for anon's sake he should step away from the website for a few weeks.

>>539515278
you should have a little bit of self-awareness when throwing around the term schizo because you seem completely unhinged yourself

>>539516571
>>539516702
when you purposefully dedicate years to unnecessarily ruining a general, you kind of deserve posts like >>539473924 imho

>>539516852
>deserve posts like >>539473924 # imho
>nigga actually came back to the thread despite not playing the game for weeks just because of the date marked on his calendar over his mentally ill drama with another 4channer
I dont know what announcing your retarded drama to the whole thread is supposed to do to hurt him but okay.

>>539517125
posts like that are for everyone else's information so they know who to filter

>>539518981
I dont recall asking an actual schizo who i should be filtering. He should throw up a trip so I can filter more effectively

>>539170081 (OP)
just dropping in to say the reason i wont reinstall gw2 is because my inventory probably looks like that and it gives me anxiety thinking about

Did they add a penalty for leaving a quickplay fractal? lol

>>539521427
what is it?

>>539521883
Dunno I left one and the button grayed out and I couldn't queue anymore.

>>539521883
Cooldown timer I think, I saw some people talking about getting locked out in chat so I assume that was what was happening.

>>539520091
maybe they mean filtering "jeet schizo" and "handiversary"
all I know is I haven't witnessed a self-own like that in quite a while

>>539522253
nah i meant filtering post behaviors.

>>539523660
anyway, you two can continue to low-key defend the thread's turboshitter. i informed whoever cares

>>539525363
Can you guys come over to our general and collect your retard? We're trying to talk about blacked and avatarfags over here and he's killing the vibe.

>>539525474
>We're trying to talk about blacked and avatarfags over here and he's killing the vibe.
kek

>>539525474
I don't think I'll ever complain about generals I'm in ever again, how does somebody withstand this

>>539526605
You find something worse and then go back realizing what you have is not that bad.

>>539526605
Imagine being someone who likes xiv and gw2 and wants to see xiv improve, but any discussion about the game is drowned out by blacked and avatarfag posting.

>>539525474
>made the mistake of reading /xivg/ again
No regrets leaving this shithole for a better game with a better hroth. Ho-ly fuck.

>>539527236
I hate how the cat people in that game look so much, they had Kimahri to work off of and blew it completely somehow. ESO Khajiits actually look okay but the Argonians are fucked, and I'd still take them any day of the week over FF14 mutants.

>make a weekly key character
>thief lol
>hit random
>oh hey it actually gave me a not ghoul this time
>start run
>get a spear
>oh yeah i can equip a spear since i have SotO and JW
>oh shit oh fuck this is actually fun?
>got those two bag expansions from the fractal event
ok fine time to be the CANcer not the CANTcer
im feeling the gun fantasy with a pointy stick
anet are clever bastards ill give them that

Taimi is just Jimmy Neutron, down to the VA.

>>539529814
excellent mensa-grade conclusion, I must bow to your incredible intellect

>>539531175
Naturally. I am an Asura player, after all.

>>539503219
most fhd players eventually entertain the cock, it's only natural and how things should be
so i understand you

which of the following
>norn core warrior, in exotic gear only with core stats only, core weapons only
>femsura elementalist with uh whatever elementalist does (I have no idea)
>disregard alt characters and keep sticking to one main

>>539498913
How did you do that so fast?

Honestly don't even know what I should use this starter kit on. I already have Bolt, Incinerator, and am nearly done with the Shining Blade and Pharus. I'm thinking of convenience at this point.
Maybe a second Bolt for the memes and to tide me over until The Shining Blade. Or maybe I could embrace my true edgefag and craft Twilight.

>>539527543
nta but Charr are half the reason I play GW 2

>>539540807
Another cat for the goon folder.

pvp and wvw would be a lot better if people who designed the maps actually played the game
>lets make towers tiny as fuck so that your camera gets caught on the most random bullshit and stops you from seeing your enemies or aiming your skills
>also what if we added random slopes everywhere they fuck up half of the skills that don't work going up or down elevation
>invalid path to target? never heard of it

fucking retarded

>>539540807
show foot beans

>>539542285
>random slopes everywhere
wheelchair access to all players deserving of it

this cup of semen is delicious

>>539544947
Was it from the pig or from the charr?

>>539545170
charr, they cum so little from their tiny ballsies

how long it's gonna take to craft other two leggy gloves? I have fractaline sparks ready

post your slutmog FHDs
I need inspiration for my ele's xpac fashion (we're going to the tropics after all)

>>539545981
That doesn't fit with the Snowskau lore.

>>539546731
this is nasty

>>539548310
Asuran toes are nasty

>>539546435
30 year old zoomer here, what's a FHD?

>>539363853
You can make an asian character that looks like her?
All the asian's faces look like shit

i stopped playing for a bit and came back
how come silk scraps cost nothing now

>>539548535
female human

>>539545170
i have logan clones in my lab which i milk
yum yum

tfw want to stop maining my guardian for VoE but guardian has always been my story character and i hate the thought of playing a new expansion with a character that hasn't done literally any story.
This brand of autism sucks

Man, the fast farming site is fucked up. A ton of recipes just assume you don't need mats for them and state them as mad profit.

>>539553991
i do the story once with my necro the others went out of LA bank zone only to do the map completion
and the ranger now for the fractal event

>>539554969
that's usually what i do but my god i am FUCKING bored of my guardian. I can't find a play style for it that makes me happy.

>>539554969
Bro, your tales of adventure?

>>539553991
just rush entire story as new character and pretend it's NG+

>>539553991
You wouldn't abandon the coomander after all the years you've spent together now?

>>539555373
>login
>[B]
>Eternal Battlegrounds
>111
>kicked out in a fight harder than 111
>relogin dead
>magical queue is now 50
>shitpost on /gw2g/
>repeat

>Join a Fractal CM group via lfg. 8K UFE requirement

>20 stacks on Eparch after the first add phase
>Keeps failing island eyes at Kanaxai
>Can't get past phase 1 in Sunqua

>I was the only one who did his role and didn't fail at mechanics

Why does that keep happen to me.jpg

wtf is this mistburn barrens map? it's so fucking weird only 1 waypoint but the map seems small? i'm so confused by this place...

>>539534927
Do what so fast

>>539534927
It takes 1.5 days of quickplay grind to get the key and sparks.

/grill seems to have the exact same eye bug as fishing

>>539568667
picrel for comparison

>>539568667
stop grilling

>>539569286
No.

>>539568667
>>539569154
orgasm faces

AI upgraded mcharr bod

havent unlocked bava but joined a champion train
am i wasting my time because i dont have any masteries unlocked

>>539573503
you are not wasting your time unlocking masteries ever. you normally have to do the related content anyways to unlock them

>>539570729
giwtwm

>>539574632
no i mean am i wasting my time not having any masteries unlocked related to bava while doing content in the zone
(i am still gaining exp for other masteries, warclaw)

>>539575152
then yeah you are wasting your time holding out.

>>539570729
Literally built for FHDs to moan into

>>539576008
It's like shagging a carpet.

>join discord so i can join trains when they start
>so many trannies
jesus

>>539580558
>is surprised there are trannies in trains

more like trainnies am I right?

>>539580797
hoooly

>>539580797
huh

>>539539630
Juggernaut

what's the point of norns

>login
>login
>login
>login
>open arcdps
>logging
hmm

I'm so close, frens....
All I have left is Sandswept and Kourna metas, and Dragonsblood and Astral weapons and Vision is mine.... I can TASTE it.

>>539582109
big tits and ass

>>539582620
thats a lot

Is Kasmeer supposed to be literally a retard?

>>539582109
For playing about 5 minutes of before realizing you should be playing Charr/Asura instead, unless you're some kind of Lovecraft fish person IRL who actually likes them

>>539584010
she's a woman so yes

>>539583598
I'm almost done with the Sandswept meta and I'm skipping the Kourna one with WvW track. The weapons are just mat farming.

>>539584010
She's supposed to be a blond pair of tits in a sex doll outfit.

>>539580797
somebody had to go and say it, obligatory potty humor
>>539584010
she's secretly, yet openly (gay) i mean, a drunk. if you paid any attention to the crap these NPCs say, all i remember is her slurred speech and spread legs

>>539584010
she's agp bait

>>539584580
I was going to argue, but yeah...

So I'm a bit into the story. Why does Rox just kind of disappear? She's one of the more likable characters in the troupe.

>>539584789
damn

>>539584789
Muh HECKIN lesbianorinos.
Rox and Taimi are the only side characters I didn't hate, and Rox retired.

Whats the point of Karma?

>>539544947
I always knew this 'sura had something.. besides those great thighs

>>539588159
To spend stuff on.
This game needs to consolidate currency. Why Unbound magic still exists alongside Volatile when they are practically identical is ridiculous.

>>539588756
we need more currency we should have tiers of currency just like mats
with mystic forge receipes to convert them into higher tiers

>>539588159
I have to spend millions of karma on obby shards to craft leggies since grinding wvw doesn't give me enough

>>539588756
>practically identical
Asides from the fact volatile is 20 times harder to get. I wish I could just harvest my home nodes and have full material tab + couple stacks over of LS4 mats and 200k volatile magic from casually consuming all the excess mats.

>>539585271
>hi commander, I have bone cancer and am dying :(
twelve years later
>oh hi commander, yes I still have bone cancer and am still dying, but im still here :)

>starting to notice plenty of instances where enemies are taking half damage (including from conditions) for no reason
>running feels slower than usual
>literally nothing about my build has changed in years
when did this shit start happening?

GOOD characters:
Canach
Isgaren
Frode
Caithe
Peitha
Braham for exactly one line
Zojja post soto

BAD characters:
Taimi
Every Charr but Rytlock
Aurene

>>539584789
All 4 of them look better than their game models but goddamn that Rox is amazing

>>539584789
kasmeer has some tard face goingon here

>>539594385
>Braham for exactly one line?
Which one? Wait. Let me guess. It's "Ka-braham!!"

>>539588159
1) buying overpriced minis and weapon skins
2) converting your millions of eternal ice into something useful

>dragondaughter
>bad character
you can only pick one

>>539570729
Thicker.

>>539594385
You lost all credibility after you included Braham under GOOD characters

>>539584594
>her slurred speech and spread legs
I seem to remember this but when was it. Was it at the bar after the bought it?

>>539597287
does this crystal fuckhole do anything post EoD?

>>539588159
Karma used to be the exclusive currency you get from doing dynamic events in order to encourage players to do dynamic events whenever they appeared. They ditched that system which is why you often see events go ignored

braham is based because of dragonstorm
he should have been stuck in primordus mode forever that would have been cool

>>539588159
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Wintersday_Gift

>>539598683
pretty much everything season 1 & 2, they tone it down to an extent, then ramped it up hard in EoD. but it was always oh marjory *hic* oh kasmeer *hic*
bleblebleble really good friend i care blebleble for you so so much *hic* trash, it's like yeah we get it, you both diddle each other, so what? we all know it's not the booze talking...

>>539599732
Yeah. She gets perpetually knocked up by me

do these forged hounds in forged with fire really need to have like 6 invul phases?

Rytlock is the only character to canonically to be proven to have had sex in the story.

Why does setting orders on the tp have to be so fucking tedious?
I spent a long ass time setting up my orders and then some asshole outbid me, now I have to undo my orders and redo them

>>539602023
the others have spent 13 years getting cucked by watching the coomander bend everything over in half. what a sad life the diversity edge lives...

>>539602023
what about that one really obnoxious character from eod that had a husband and children?

>>539601058
I want to watch them have sweaty drunken lesbian sex

>>539602023
Eir

They're going to introduce a follower system at some point with gem costumes you can buy, and there's going to be a speedo """joke""" one for Rytlock with a suspiciously large bulge (as a joke of course) that will single-handedly fund GW3 development.

>>539609171
Based. I'll buy the collector's edition of GW3 for the plushie.

>>539609171
>that will single-handedly fund GW3 development.
ye right lmao
they are much better off releasing transparent panties for fhds and securing their next few generations of kids

>>539609682
Do you think he'll even show up in GW3? Or will he go the way of Pyre Fierceshot and just be a statue with a hotter replacement?

>>539610867
I personally like the idea of GW3 (or whatever) being set in another time or place in the universe. Keep a lot of the fundamental concepts and flavor but start with a mostly clean slate. But if like non-immortal non-god characters do show up then I'd love to see him. I think he's got some legitimately good stuff going for him for it to be justified, basically being a mistwalker and all.
>memorialize Rytlock and get hotter replacement
I'd be okay with this.

So, how much do you think VoE release will change the specs over beta?
>exactly the same
>exactly the same, except evoker nerfed to oblivion
>complete overhaul and everything's worse
>complete overhaul and everything's slightly better but not really

>>539595406
You're not supposed to be looking at her face.

>>539584789
>lipstick lesbians
male gaze-san...

>>539594385
Whatever happened to Canach? Last I remember he helped us try to kill Kralky and then I don't remember him being around.

>>539594385
Not a fan of Caithe, and.. did Zojja do anything at all post-SOTO? I don't remember, her SOTO storyline was some transcoded gobbledygook so I just stopped listening. Other than that strong agree.
Also adding Laranthir who is mah boi.

>>539602023
Canach is swimming in salad pussy. Spraying his ranch up in that lettuce.

>>539612975
He opened a club/casino in Cantha and is megarich now and flies around in an airship with the pirate lady looking for business opportunities.

>>539609171
>anet gives gw2 a mercenary heroes system which is just a mass pet system for instanced content
>richfags spend money and get to bring their entire account to raids
>gw3 is funded
based

>>539613215
Based Canach. The only good salad.

>>539309504
Wrong

Pharus is sexy

>>539588159
Eternal ice conversion, amalgamated gemstone conversion, and Shard of the Homestead conversion are like 90g a week for ~300k karma.

I don't play a single light armor class.
What is the most fun/useful scholar

>>539618696
negromancer

>>539598650
He's right, though. Braham had ONE good line.

>>539613501
I'd do it. Fuck yes, give me my own alts for a squad. Best idea an MMO ever had.
don't care about gw3 tho that shits fake af

>>539618696
Elementalist, trust

>>539618696
as a non-light armor class player, i've recently started to enjoy mesmers. unique gameplay and very good support from what i'm seeing. if you want to go unga bunga simple gameplay at some point, you also have virtuoso

>>539618696
necro > ele > the other one

Which should I spend jade heroics to unlock, Spear or Ele pistol?

>>539624569
spear

>do derginstrom
>there's an anet tag
>only time i ever see a map talk on that
People got some real notice-me-senpai shit going on.

>>539626442
Was it a male Norn? Because if so I may have seen the same guy doing Shadow Behemoth earlier.

>>539626573
No it was an MHS. Needs Food Badly or something. Scourge.

espec for this feel?

>>539627063
core thief

>>539618696
necro and ele got really boring for me for some reason. i guess it's just the way anet designed the ele class (such as d/d) just presented to me as awkward. same for necro, i was expecting necro to be the same as in gw1. nah. and then i rubbed a couple brain cells together and found that mesmer might be hard to get into for a while, but i turned out liking it. give mes a shot.

>>539594385
I dislike Caithe a lot for bot trusting us with Aurene egg form and then being smug about it but i could never understand why people disliked Brahan so much after losing his mother in a violent way.. I'll have to guess most of the community is a prick for believing you can get over that by simply having a couple beers or something

>>539628291
No, people hated Braham because he kept throwing mini-tantrums. We get it, your mom died. It sucks. Stop taking it out on everyone else with passive aggressiveness.

>>539627063
Is there a youtube video of this?

>>539584789
Braham looks amazing but Rox is off model, where are those HUGE eyes that differentiate her?

>>539628567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InXKXc4nJQ8&t=350s
5:50

>>539628454
He's a norm after all and people were mostly pitying him instead of trying to understand so its normal he behaved that way.

>>539628936
Thanks!

>>539628936
POOOG

>>539628936
I feel sorry for that dude.

>>539631371
he was doing a bit

>>539628936
protoss chads stay winning

>>539624569
spear but both are bad

>>539624569
Don't you get spear pretty fast in JW? yeah you have to sit through the woman moment but you can just go make a sandwich or whatever

>>539604458
true, they probably took turns ravaging that boipussy for days
>>539612804
exactly the same, except amalgam nerfed to oblivion
they're not going to overhaul anything, at best they'll buff conduit even more so people stop saying it's shit

Is this thing worth 1,500 gems? I don't care that much for the 20-slot bag and the extra bag slot but +1 bank tab and shared inventory slot sound good.

>>539615936
What's the amalgamated gemstone conversion?

>>539641394
The discounted Shards of Lowland Shore/Janthir Syntri/Mistburned Barrens/Bava Nisos from the heart vendors.

Are the books any good, on the off chance anybody in this general has actually read them

>>539643056
If the writer in the game is anything to go by, fuck no.

>>539641240
If you don't use all of them no, it's not a good discount unless you need everything

>>539603221
Buy gold with gems saaar

>>539643056
Sea of Sorrows (mcharr and mhuman bromance) and Ghosts of Ascalon (femcharr and mhuman bromance) are pretty good.

Edge of Destiny is not bad but not as good as the other two.

>>539644158
Not that guy but the shared slot + bank tab + material storage come out at 2100 gems so it's not that bad, although you might get better mileage by just waiting for sales and buying the shared slots in bulk.
Also already having full shared slots the piece of shit is still 1100 gems for me, so they only extracted 400 gems for it despite them usually going for 700 gems.

>>539654338
I remember when this guy only had 6 accounts total

FUCCCCCCCK IM 'IPPIN

It's Friday

>>539660282
how did you make her nakie.

umm

>>539663172
What did you expect? Logan's an Ascalonian.

>>539183848
Molesting Fish Elves fishwings.

>>539170081 (OP)
The InfiniMistPot removes the need to have any other Mist Potion. Why do you still have it? Why are your mats non stored in the Bank, why do you have an unsold Medallion?

>>539229054
Just post a quick message. Here, let me tell you what to say
>One with me left, rest split right.

I feel like I'm missing a shitload of icebrood mastery points

>come back to the game
>want the commander armor skins

i think i'd rather go for the legendary armor

Can I get a qrd on what the hell just happened in the janthir story?

>>539667197
Biracial Bears erupted over the chud Titans and dunked on the Mursaat by teaching them about asexual bi-gendered ploygamy.

>>539667345
Is this real, chat?

>>539667197
I don't think a single person actually knows what happened in the past two expansion. Probably not even the writers themselves.

>>539667451
Nah. Just joking. What actually happened was Taimi was tortured in an un-skippable hour-long movie. They bumped the quality up to UE5-levels just sos we could see the fibres of Taimi's exposed muscles melted in acid before being rebuilt using magic.
Biggest surprise was Taimi being amputated of all four limbs and modified with Mursaat Bloodstone tech so she could be transformed into an eternal living sextoy for the Titans.
Entire thing was built around choking on the Astral Ward's cock and and mis-remembering what Titans and Mursaat are/were to push through the head writer's personal canon.

good god

>>539667197
>>539667564
this. i think the problem is the unfinished expac model. i don't remember soto, either, and i think i'm a step away from being halfway thru WoJ story. god, it's taking me forever because it's so BORING. when it's all played in a couple chunks, in a couple days, it might make more sense. i just tend not to care anymore :(

>>539668394
why does gaynet think we want to talk to NPCs? JW was such a slog because those fuckers don't shut the fuck up

>>539588159
reddit loves it

>log in
>back in the T1 mines
just...give me...the gloves.....

>>539669967
No. Not until you've grinded all 25 Fractals.

>>539667197
Mabon placed magical wards to protect Tyria from the titans leaking out of Bava Nipples
he dies in SotO and thus titans were able to escape and spread throughout Janthir attacking the bears, you come save the day and seal the breach and kill da titans

>>539665526
The human cultural armor they sell for some silver?

>>539667197
Tyria creates NATO, you go to the bear lands on behalf of NATO to recruit them, you discover long lost bear wizard, you discover the Titans are coming back somehow, you go to Mursaat-Titan Island, find a bunch of ghosts who don't matter, you bust into the city that Mabon sealed off to protect the last Titan that killed his race because he's retarded or something, you find out some White Mantle got in sometime during LWS2, found a rift to the Titan Town that was in the city for some reason, got turned into Titans, and then you kill the last Titan and Livia uses the maguffin from Guild Wars 1 Prophecies to shut down the rift to Titan Town and the Ewoks sing yub nub around the campfire.

>>539667564
Inner Nayos made me feel like a CIA agent entering a third world middle eastern shithole intent on overthrowing the local government and instilling my own puppet leader

>>539667564
SoTo and Janthir are a straight up blur.
I know the major arcs but I remember 0 detail.

We stopped the demons kinda
We stopped the titans kinda

Other than that? Not a clue.

>>539670576
Can't wait to do that again in the next expansion. Except that another agency is there to do the same thing.

>>539670709
Sexy, naked, muscular, Demon Queen built for domming subby femCharr?

>>539670943
Please don't ever type that shit again.

>>539671523
Sexy, naked, muscular, Demon Queen built for domming subby femCharr?

>>539670423
sorry i meant the commando armor from cantha

>>539671523
I......can......taste.....the....fear.....from......this......post
it...is..........................delectable............

>>539671523
Any living creature that has organic high-heels is naturally a slut and needs to have her heels locked behind her head and mating pressed.

>>539671719
Oh you meant the gundam armor. Poor soul. I'm at 3 pieces now but my autism prevents me from buying the weapon skins you need from the TP. Would actually have the ectos for the rest.

>collections
collect this, farm that, grind this, gouge my soul out that...
how about NO, and fuck you, anet. i won't dodge the red circles on the floor, i won't grind metas to complete a weapon set for the vault, and i'll be damned if i sit and click on every single "lore" book and optional NPC chat for hidden achievements. fuck you, anet, this shit's gone too far...

>Log-in
>0/3 Gifts of Exploration I need farmed
>0/7 Gifts of Battle I need farmed
>150/500(?) Quickplays I need done
>0/180 pips for the season
>Log-out

>>539672651
>can't break down big tasks like GoE and GoB into smaller more manageable tasks like two zones / 1/8th reward track a day
literally and truly ngmi

returning player here, haven't touched the game in 10 years. I saw a video where the guy claimed that you can make 150 gold per hour by doing events in bava nisos. is there any guide on this?

>>539672324
This but unironically.

>>539668394
I will not get the Introvert title because I do not believe in glorifying cowardice.

>>539668394
>>539674676
what is this shit, anyway? talk to everyone and achieve things, or instead of being social, the low-functioning autist clams up and runs to the back and pets a cat for comfort?
come on, anet, give me a title for click next on everything without reading. "illiterate fuck" i'm ok with

>>539170081 (OP)
QUESTION: did they fix the Aurene legendary skin animations not pairing with the Untamed animations?

Which Aurene's weight skin looks the most seamless as an Untamed?

>>539676938
wish i made my ranger a plant but im stuck as a rat

>>539673927
Yeah. You convert USD to Gems and sell those Gems for Gold.

>>539673927
>>539677949
Yeah. You convert €uro to VoE key and give that to me for for Gold.

>>539678628
Okay. You're starting to get annoying now. Get filtered namefag.

yeah you can convert fart for poo and the skitt vendor
*sips*
this piss is delicious

I've reached the point where I'm too lazy to open my container loot

me when using the birthday cake

>>539679459
its just gonna be junk anyway
gw2 has always has weird a ass loot game

>>539678792
oh no!
cant even remember last time i posted that but whatever

>>539680062
>coomanders when all the newfriends eat my delectable birthday cakes instead of their stinky sous-vide steaks (it increases ALL attributes so it's better)

>>539660282
based

>>539681423
It only increases attributes by 40
Oyster soup feast therefore is better (increases all stats by 45 plus gives a bonus effect of whatever you want it to be)