Thread 539215004

Ariya Edition
Previous Incident: >>537562010

>Upcoming and recent releases
>Touhou 20
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3671710/
>Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghosts
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2400340/
>TH18.5 100th Black Market
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2097720/
>TH17.5 Gouyoku Ibun + gote update
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1440500/
>Fangames
Dream Logical World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1664410/
Wonderful Waking World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1901490/
Hero of Ice Fairy https://store.steampowered.com/app/1955830/

>Recent official manga
Lotus Eaters
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_drunken_butterfly_flower_lotus_eaters_sobering
Cheating Detective Satori
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_chireikiden_cheating_detective_satori

>What are these games?
Touhou Project is a series of danmaku action games made by Team Shanghai Alice where cute girls beat up other cute girls

>Overview (NEW PEOPLE READ THIS)
https://pastebin.com/Vu7p9R0z (includes FAQ, netplay guide, training tools and more)

>Where can I get these games?
https://nyaa.si/view/1743411 (all in one pack)
https://pastebin.com/hPmDczz6 (separate downloads)

>Support the official releases!
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=上海アリス幻樂団
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=黄昏フロンティア
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide

>What other official Touhou media is there?
https://pastebin.com/JDuiQ3NE
>Semi-official web magazine
https://touhougarakuta.com

>Touhou media hoarding guide (fan art, doujin music, etc.)
https://files.catbox.moe/i2zivx.txt

>Fangames
https://pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fM-goZFQCg3cZyCbHMipD7xWgHme2tOQCENflIoe6YI
http://www.bulletforge.org

>/2hug/ high score spreadsheet (feel free to edit)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4

*desires*

>>539215456
Grabbing her right boob to fulfill my desire.

You see, this is what we call a rat, despite her status as a mouse. Rat is a nifty label despite the technical incorrectness of its usage and is often applied to both rats and mice. Rabbits and Bunnies however do not fit the rat label because they come from the moon and the moon is full of people that send pyramids to ruin your 1cc attempts. Rabbits and Bunnies are evil.

>>539215004 (OP)
Ariya!!

>>539216038
>Rabbits and Bunnies are evil.
fuck you tewi is a good girl

>>539215826
this thread needs a hero

>>539203308
I made this edit ages ago.

>>539220636
HOLYFUCKINGSEX
now add tanlines

>>539220636
impressive

>>539215826
OH DESIRE

I also made this one.

>>539220748
not the same, but i tried

>>539225043
editing images with a mouse its quite difficult, ended up not being as good as i thought it would
anyhow, im guessing you're >>539204905

>>539215004 (OP)
Who is this plain looking guy?

>>539223708
>>539225043
>>539226738
smex

>>539228414
She's the main star of the world renowned Touhou franchise, the prettiest batchelorette in all Gensokyo!

Post Hisami

>>539230807
>>539215456
>>539243191
Miko is so sexy, bros.

>>539244447
Byakuren is hotter

>playing chink 2hu Slay The Spire ripoff
>run into choiceless Yachie event
>get hit with purify 3 debuff
>can't use 90% of my deck
>cant' do anything about it
>die
Yet another reminder to stay the fuck away from chink games.

>>539263945
Mystia's Izakaya is great, at least.

>>539263945
im sold, buying it now

>>539233506
Who'd want to live forever if it meant waking up to that face every day?

>>539266712
What is the bunny doing?

We need more Touhou vore

>>539263945
>got to Seija but she removed my deck with 24 hp remaining
Credit where credit is due, Seija is the perfect choice of a TLBhu for a dogshit final bossfight entirely built around obnoxious gimmicks that only exist as one-off source of shock value.

Did ZUN really make a 2 part monthly release story of Marisa making a mosquito repellent?
Where do I kneel?

shan
hai!

>>539286995
*g

I hate Chen, I hate the red and blue oni spellcard

>>539301867
shanhaig

>>539309474
Sex bats

>>539310989
Sex brats

>>539286995
my favorite tuhu

>>539263945
>got deleted on the same event
Okay I'm just skipping all events in act 2 unless I'm at full [P]. I fucking love turning my roguelikes into fully rehearsed and routed solved game.

stop posting sex

Tengu tuesday?

>>539319898
Tenko Tuesday! Also who is the green haired character? Is it a shota?

Behead all bugmen frauds and purge their fake ass games from the internet.
>got some exile cards to deal with status spam
>status spam never comes, instead it's just "lol trillion damage on 3rd turn"
Can't even imagine how much of a dogshit it becomes with all requests.

>>539327317
>there's a holiday celebrating match sticks
what a strange island

>>539321914
Green Nitori aka Takane.

>>539330694
thanks

More Lost Branch malding...
>got a card that nukes Orin's little shits
>suddenly her intent goes from detonate little niggas to triple graze she pulled out of her ass
Holy shit chinks can't help themselves but to cheat even in singleplayer games on the side of fucking mobs.

>>539323613
what's the deal with twitter "artists" trying to imitate that one filipino nigger's artstyle and humor? this is like the third copycat I'm seeing

>>539340380
Who are you talking about?

>>539340380
go ask him

If you had any doubts that suwakofags are subhumans.

>2hug
>look inside
>dogshit "fan"games (i reskinned the game i actually wanted to make with touhou because nobody would play it otherwise)

>>539344872
aww, look at your trying to gatekeep a thread that has always had fangames associated with it.

>>539344872
Nah, mechanics all match characters pretty well. Now shove that (You) up your ass and fuck off back to /jp/ with your shitty template posts, secondary faggot.

>>539340640
https://x.com/khyleri?s=21&t=4O5ndv8kWx5R7J15xtWRrg

>because nobody would play it otherwise
i almost believed you

>>539346560
my only guess is that people find it funny or are riding his coat tails expecting more fame and money

>>539351191
this guy makes some hot tuhos

>>539351689
khyleri or the artist of that image?

>>539353270
the artist of that image

reimu cute

>>539215004 (OP)
I made a collection of 110 videos with Akatsuki Records/Stack related music.
Some are available in their channel but others are uploads of other tracks that could at some point get taken down.
I wanted to back up as many videos as possible and share it to some of you.
https://gofile.io/d/ywNAmT
Do tell me if the videos work.
I admittedly download videos with lower quality (As in, lower pixels) but I hope it only affected the visuals and not the sound.

>>539359543
impressive compilation

>>539359798
It could've been better since I saved them as videos instead of just audio and there's songs I remember that I didn't find.
I mainly did this because some channels had to take down videos.

Time for another Shitja attempt...
>only 1/2 spellcard charges
It's over, isn't it? Also my deck is loaded with abilities so it takes forever to scale...

Is it wrong to have sexual thoughts about youkai and lunarian ladies?

>>539366791
not like you can tap any tho
wwwwwwwwwwww

Marisa

>>539363396
It was absolutely miserable but I did it. Piece of shit nuked my entire deck except Ying Yang Orb and one card to draw it back which was just enough. Dunno what the fuck triggered the orb shuffling back into my hand in the final turn, even without manual draw, but I'll take it.
This retarded bossfights is such a clustefuck. Sometime she steals my exhibits or burns my deck or summons minions, sometimes she doesn't. Picking exhibits during the run fully expecting to lose them is so cucked, and the you just lose your deck instead.

>>539376598
>Dunno what the fuck triggered the orb shuffling back into my hand in the final turn, even without manual draw, but I'll take it.
Figured it out, it was Ticket to Hell. Once I ran out of shields, the ticket was getting triggered with each cards played because I was taking damage.

>>539376598
one of the random events tells you which artifact she'll be using

gote sexo

>>539381618
pity she doesn't reach under her panties

This fucking cat I swear to god

>>539400972
what's the problem?

>>539403160
She's impeding my progress. It's all I can do to survive until Spleen Eater. I'm getting better at the stage itself though. If I get too sick of her I'll watch some videos

fucking the cat

>>539400972
>>539405770
Fucking this cat god I to swear

>>539405770
>>539409679
i'd rather have my way with this one

>>539379130
The futo one? I always ignored it 'cause it seemed like a nothingburger that's also too late in the run.
Anyway, Seija's gimmicks fuck up the whole build on such a fundamental level, you just have no choice but to go for some cheese infinite combo or pray to get optimal luck on your draw.

>>539424564
Cat fucking or bunny fucking?

Wolf wife

>>539438627
This is just like one of my Janetese Mason webms!

>>539437689
why is the bottom part cutoff?
kogasa is hot, she's a blacksmith

>>539462016
Why is she staring at me like that?

>>539465123
you look like free score items

how many tuhus had canonically lost to cock?

>>539471146
Suwako

>>539438627
Why does Rin want to be alone with anon?

>>539478289
About to hit him with the 屍霊「食人怨霊」

fuck frogs

what do the intellectual giants of /2hug/ think of uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hollow Song of Birds?

>>539482623
>what do the intellectual giants of /2hug/ think
I lost my ability to think the moment I saw the breedable piggy you just posted.

>>539471146
Junko

>>539479298
Instructions unclear.
Now I'm engaged with this lady.

What are some good non-bullet hell fangames that you'd recommend other than Luna Nights?

>Boobs on lolis
Disgusting

>>539518998
I don't think they're lolis on that image

kissing alice!

>>539520935
crazy how there isn't an image of alice smooching the viewer

>>539513196
Mystias Izakaya

>>539491157
So cool!

>>539215004 (OP)
why is her face so fucked up, just look how much lower her masked eye is than the other

>>539528810
is this an equivalent of a cat licking it's own balls?

>>539534949
Blame the artist I guess

>>539471341
>>539484572
that's it? only 2?

>>539537239
According to ancient legend, mermaids used to fool around with men and dip back to the undersea palace. Wakasagihime might count based on mythos but thats purely speculation.

>>539538332
only canon sex counts
everything else doesn't matter

>>539539427
Then I guess its only these two, unless you count a random villager who mentions having kids

10gu

Thursday!

I will commit unspeakable acts upon this wolf

>>539533876
the coolest!

>>539545259
i'm not a dogfucker, but...

fuck youkai
all my homies fuck youkai

>>539556168
my gf is human

>>539557346
not when she's with me

>>539545452
I will use a bomb so I don't have to deal with her bullshit

Tengu ladies are sexy.

Stop with the tengu propaganda

penis

>>539088353
no there isn't

I won't be tempted by the 10gu
I won't be tempted by the 10gu
I won't be tempted by the 10gu

post cute pictures of rare 2hu

>>539601184
i got you

>>539602318
more 2hu hags

>>539605868
Thanks for the AI training data

How does this image make you feel?

>>539597723
Damn, I got tempted by the 10gu

>>539612226
Jealous the wedding went off without a hitch

>>539513196
Both Touhouvanias
...wait those're basically bullet hells...

>>539597723
Don't mind if I do then!

>>539513196
There's the english version of the touhou SRW game that's coming to steam in a month

Balls

>>539623963
I'm really looking forward to it. Watching Reimu and Sanae nuke the almighty shit out of a random moon rabbit, only for the attack take a bit over half of her life away, is endlessly hilarious to me. I want to see more colorful, hyperbolically dramatic attacks barely do any damage to harmless looking waifs

>>539513196
This came out just today. The demo was pretty good
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2514630/Marisa_of_Liartop_Mountain/

>>539513196
There's that one Snaae Kirby game if that's your thing.

>>539653482
Is youkai milk safe to drink?

>>539654619
Only one way to find out!

>>539654619
Yes, they give it to the children in the human village

>liking hags
couldn't be me

>>539538170
>>539538332
Hey, I've typeset this a while ago.

>>539672393
cute

>>539672393
Thats pretty cute, thanks.

a tengu is thinking about you right now

>>539675729
What a pity

>>539675729
im so sorry...

>>539681347
I'm not a dork, I don't own a cape

wolf fuckers fap to this?
baka

>>539683991
Jesus. That's one goofy ass torso. Fucking dachshund tier.

Absolutely retarded mistakes here and there but enough lives and bombs to carry me through the survival and final.

>>539687409
And another retarded mistake by not posting the extra clear, oops.

So it is goofy anatomy time.

>>539687409
>>539687640
Outstanding

>>539681347
This is the first time I've noticed her skirt length is different too.

>>539687409
>>539687640
Does this mean you're finding Extra about as hard as Hard?

>>539690995
More or less, yeah. I wouldn't say the spellcards are astronomically more difficult than even some normal spellcards honestly. The routing is a bit intimidating at first since it comes right out the gate at top speed but when you have a decent plan it's not so bad.

>>539687640
Grats

>>539691926
Cute fox wife

>>539687640
>grinding spellcards doing no bomb marisa normal
>have to continue uring stage 5 but capture some Youmu and Yuyuko spells
>lolno doesn't count
I captured getting lost for the first time and it doesn't count? Fuck this.

Hello /2hug/,
VGL 25's friendlies are upon us, starting next week!
As always we get 3 matches to pick, so make your requests however...
Last friendly, you guys had requested to play /hgg2d/ if they wanted to play but they couldn't, so we already agreed to a match that should be on October 3rd 17:00 UTC, leaving us with only 2 slots.
Also, /fgog/ has just requested a friendly with us as well, would you guys like to accept? That'd leave us with one free slots, so I guess that means you can only pick one general to play if you do accept.

As always, feel free to post new player suggestions and the like, I'll make the roster poll after our last friendly so it's time to get those in. We didn't do so hot last time, I hope I can manage to put out some exciting match this time...

>>539700247
>/fgog/
fine by me

>>539700247
/omg/
>gachaniggers
Tounge my anus.

>>539612226
Confusion. No sane man would marry her.

Does anyone know anything about this bot? I'm so tired of it besserwissering in every single stream I watch.

>>539710709
Can't you just block it?

>>539711353
I like watching those 1-10 viewer streams, but this thing butts in at an alarming rate spouting touhou wiki regurgitations...

>>539712141
>at an alarming rate
You mean it has a different account every time? Otherwise just click on his nick on the users list (community), click on the button with the three dots and click Block.

>>539710709
Are you sure that's a bot?

>>539713864
It does the whole "helpful" AI sperging routine once in a while so I'm fairly sure.
>>539712931
Blocking it does hardly anything if it is still wasting the streamer's time
Can't really win this battle

>>539714746
If the streamer is bright enough, he'll realize quickly enough he's dealing with a bot. If he isn't, then nothing of value was lost.

>>539696028
For me it was learning that if you return to the main menu after capturing a few cards without killing yourself to trigger a game over it doesn't count either.

>>539704531
/omg/ has been asked but uh considering >>539701076 the /fgog/ friendly is still up in the air

>>539730225
I want those fat sacks of milk on my face

>>539700247
/fgog/, /omg/ and /kfg/

>>539670783
Wow that's a REALLY prominent Spring...

>>539745367
Already asked /omg/ earlier, so if they say yes that'd be all of our friendlies. I sent a message to /kfg/ just in case /omg/ says no and they said they'd be up for it if they do, so I guess that's all our friendlies games set.
/hgg2d/ date is confirmed to be October 3rd at 17:00 UTC at least.

>>539740115
What will you do when Yuyuko sits on your lap and puts her tits on your face?

What if a bunch of fairies jumped on you butt first?

>>539761610
I'd get bodied

Marrying youkai is good and natural!

wolf wife
happy life

>>539764610
Does she like peanut butter?

>>539770612
this is barely a skirt

Perfect 2hu Wife?

>>539779832
zun's wife

Stop posting flat 2hus with huge tumor booba

>>539784150
But China is not flat

Byakuren is sexier.

2hug still alive?
Implessive

not anymore

wtf i love chinese women now

2hu bump

Alright all friendly dates are set, I accepted /fgog/'s offer because of two yeses. Your dates are:
September 27th 20:20 UTC: vs /fgog/
October 3rd 17:00 UTC: vs /hgg2d/
October 4th 21:00 UTC: vs /omg/
Hope to see you there!

>>539791414
You ruined it

Are lunarians safe to marry with?

>>539804284
Is this what data hoarding does to you?

>>539832628
No. Try marrying a tengu or other type of youkai

Post a monkey. But only one monkey.