Thread 539238550

Male Elezen stocks at an all time high.

>Regarding Mod Usage and Culture
•https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/9e5517bca992ff35133f519db15eb456d2183251

>Patch Notes
• 7.31: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c04270777c63cabaa29d718eed4be4c1fca86c27
• 7.30: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c04405c6cbe8519a0b6c8aa5e4d88a5d447419c9

>Resources
• https://rentry.org/xivgresources

>Meetups
• September 15, 6:30 PM EDT | Crystal, Zalera, Goblet, Ward 14, Plot 16 | Redline >>539053447
• September 20, 7:30 PM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - Boy Kills World & The Man With The Iron Fists
• September 20, 8:00 PM EDT | Siren, Empyreum W2 P49 | Femlala Tea Piracy: Treasure Planet / Muppet's Treasure Island >>539052910
• September 20, 20:00 CEST | Light, Odin, Lavender Beds, Ward 17, Plot 36 | Dune: Part One
• September 21, 20:00 CEST | Light, Odin, Lavender Beds, Ward 17, Plot 36 | Dune: Part Two

Last Time: >>539200578

needy free use faggot here

my moonie prefers pits to feet

>>539238716
>buzz_lightyear.gif

Anyone on malboro able to join my solo fc for a bit so I can bid on this house? You can leave right after, but I need 2 more

https://files.catbox.moe/kr8bga.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/jtpyz9.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ovm6a5.jpg

Favorite canonically smelly character?

>>539238550 (OP)
What is with the malezen shilling? Who died and made malezen presidents of the thread

catboy supremacy

>>539238823
Estinien, duh.

>doing frontline dailies since 7.3
>still only lvl 26 pvp
>need 30 to get enough trophy crystals for the rest of the critical gear
why does it take so LONG

>>539238863
I did with the power of manifestation

*places my very large bwc onto the table with a loud PHUNK*
https://files.catbox.moe/hzzu8n.mp4

>>539238906
keep paying piggy

>>539238863
me
*examines ur melf*

POST YOUR LATEST GPOSE

>>539238501
Here's jizzda last thread.

>>539238716
Wanna?

>>539238863
MALEZEN STOCKS HAVE SKYROCKETED SELL SELL SELL

UMMMM MALE CHARACTERS?

Hyur
Midlander

My bestie is bringing several lalaboys with her to the tea party =)

God I hate malezen posters. More sexpesty than malera, miera and catboys combined.

>>539239007
it's porn of my femlala and i don't think that's allowed here.

>>539238971
lmfao

sex with catboys

>>539238873
Oh that's a good one!

>>539238971
the Albanians get better

Can somebody post cool shaders. Honestly dunno where to look, how do you guys get all the paid ones and assets?

my moonie+ is pantless

>>539238863
>>539238919
Tikaasi is gone we can finally love malezen again.

My moonie prefers kissing and hugging and holding tails/hands

>>539238823
wuk lamat

My femlala likes lalaboys, although they make it very difficult sometimes.

Does anyone know what happened to that moonie with the blue and yellow heterochromia eyes?

>Pink melf returns
>Malezen stocks immediately sky rocket
I'm nooooticing

>>539238863
>>539238550 (OP)
>>539238863
>>539239024
It's good to be king.

>>539239213
*yanks your tail*

>>539239181
i just steal em from the telegram on the unvaulted page

>>539238789
kill yourself sublord

The CODCAR discussion to tomestone got me thinking.
Is Ozma to blame or is it just a NA thing

I'm down 5 pounds already, my faggy makeover is progressing well... :3

>>539239148
my femlala is waiting

>>539238776
Based pitslut. Now post 'em.

>>539239213
*yanks your ear violently*

>>539239252
That barely narrows it down

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>>539239280
can i see

>>539238865
yes Yes YES!!!

>>539239283
wtf ew no get away from me. im a fucking femra i want to have SEX with CATBOYS

>>539239096
You want me SOOOOOOO bad it makes you look stupid. You're posting this while red in the face, shitting, sweating, and crying because my malezen's woobwand isn't bibbidi bobbidi buttfucking your pumpkin sized donut.
Whatever. Be nice to me and maybe you can get a whiff of pure malezen musk

>>539239279
Mr. Ozma is to blame for the body check nonsense
NA is to blame for being a bunch of retards that can't deal with it

>>539239340
She was charcoal black and super cute

>>539239252
I know exactly who you're talking about (JM) she's been shacked up in my apartment for the last couple of weeks

>>539239383
femra HATE catboys, you aren't fooling anyone

>>539239248
we're up to 64 boosters now.....

You know what's great?
Fulalas.

>>539239269
>>539239314
HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>539239195
my moonie+ is pantful

>>539239095
Isn't it cancelled?

my miera wants a tranny femra wife

Official announcement: it is still Malera Monday

>>539239407
TF is the body check thing anyways.

>>539239275
You have a 3 inch dick.
>>539239394
Case in point

>>539238823
any ishgardian femezen

need my prostate bruised by someone who calls me slurs

>>539239096
SEETHING Maliddiejeet post

>>539239441
the worst posters by a mile

>>539239394
Please fuck my fiddie.

>>539239181
True Eorzea from xma is pretty swag if you tweak it to your liking

Eurocat is so cute bros

>>539239429
lies and slander. femra were made for catboys.

>>539239267
Should have done this with a burger king crown.

>>539239428
YES!
Do you know her twitter by any chance?

>>539239536
False

>>539239283
hey...

tranny friend to do tranny things with

>>539239181
unvaulted has shaders?

>>539239441
my completely normal-proportioned fulala agrees with you

my femezen is

>>539239532
Same si-
>by someone who calls me slurs
nevermind...

>>539239352
There's nothing substantial to see...

>>539239468
I made plans and everything it better not be cancelled!

>>539239273
I'm in the telegram where do they get listed under?

>>539239585
hihihi

>>539239498
I'm going to buck break you tariq nasheed style with my Malezen BWC

>>539239578
I do but I'm not going to tell you because she doesn't like giving it out to randos, I'll talk to her about it next time we're together

>>539239542
VGH...TRVE EORVZVA

>>539239532
how convenient that's the application process for Kongcord

>>539239592
>completely normal-proportioned
yeah this is definitely the fulala who was threatening to fuck my house.

>>539239536
No, this modbeast poster is the worst.

>>539239504
1 person dies = everyone else dies because of a mechanic that resolves afterwards

Permission to post my Malezen?

>>539239535
You have not showered today

>>539239504
codcar has a mechanic where all 24 people in the fight need to stand in a tower or you explode for damage. you can survive 2 people messing up, or maybe 4 with tank lb3 but the vuln you get for it really hurts. so if you have people die before the mech you're just screwed.

>>539239096
They aren't as bad as miera or catboys

>>539239719
Granted.

>>539239685
Motherfucker...

>>539238863
they saw two of the women who post here talking about how much they love malezen so the fotm got a resurgence

>>539239505
>Case in point
You love me
>>539239541
>fiddie
Get in line

>>539239719
Malezen stocks are at the moon my friend, you don't need permission (you're welcome for that btw)

the truth is... my femlala is the worst poster
it's true... sorry...

>>539239149
He does actually canonically bathe like they've gone on record to correct the stinky allegations, even put a bathtub in some shb countdown art.... But like. On an adventure to slay Nidhogg with no running water? Covered in dragon blood and not taking off his armor? That man probably REEKED.
But I still love him, with clothespins on my nose.

>>539239515
That explains why I like them so much.

>>539239843
Actually true. Go back to Appalcord.

>>539239735
UH OH! Looks like I got it in one try!
Everyone come laugh at this maliddie!

>>539239441
What's so great about them?

>>539239032
>>539239756
Thank you good sir.
>>539239834
I'll try my best not to crash them. Thank you for your service.

>>539239652
cutecutecute :33

>>539239279
they're both at fault but I think NA takes on more of it
all of the EW raids were body check trash but tomestone wasn't a thing back then

>>539239783
Sorry man, was she your threadcrush?

>>539239718
>>539239739
Thanks for the explanations anons.

>>539239562
Show cat toy femra

>>539239910
>maliddie
Try again

>>539239279
it's an NA thing, PF should have been for practicing or progging and people should have been able to queue to join a party even one in progress, the whole thing about a certain DC having the bonus currency was so that people could gather up for clears or progging

>>539239819
Was I one of them or do you need to add one for that
Can I talk about malera and maleroe (not gay) too and they can get a resurgence? Does it work that way?
>>539239954
As appointed HR for male characters, I assure you that you're doing just fine at not rocking the boat of the malezen stocks. /pet There's your check for this week.

>>539239954
Oh, I know you're actually nice and I've enjoyed this melf's design at recent meetups. 8/10

>>539239750
Catboys make fantastic posts bitch fuck you

>>539240075
VERY based eyes btw

>defeat a meena in a frot duel
>he buys a platinum EB
Is it really that easy??

>>539239683
hello
dc?

>>539239562
Femra were literally built for malezen BWC I'm not sure what you mean here, there is years of evidence backing that up

>>539240075
>bbc futa obsessed fiddie complaining about male characters
change the channel

>When the entire savage fight is back to back bodychecks.
Oh my god I FUCKING WISH we had tomestone checking back in EW
I SWEAR TO GOD

>>539239584
hey

>>539239750
>lumping catboys in with mi*ra
i know what you are...

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>>539240204
>making up shit
I accept your concession :)

>>539239921
Their size.

the amount of mad i make people in frontlines that multiple people chase me back to spawn yet still fail to kill me...

>>539240106
i'm willing to put in some hours talking about malera for you but the only maleroe i can talk about is 'damn i trust maleroe warriors with pompadours so much in prog parties'

>>539240225
you couldve posted an image of any EW savage and itd apply

>>539239032
me catboy? kinda like this

Why did we let gays and trannies ruin this game?

>>539240283
Grrrrr, damn BRAT i'm gonna CATCH YOU AND THEN I'M GONNA

>>539240320
I want this catboy and C'vato to spitroast me

>>539240075
He doesn't need to, he got it right on the first.

>>539240329
>ruin
they run this game, straightoid. they just permit you to play it.

>>539240329
it's a final fantasy game, anon. that's always been its fate

>>539240329
Because you fucking retards thought it would be funny to let them in as a joke and now you're mad that they outnumber you.

>>539240329
Why did you let the parsemonkeys ruin the game anon? You could’ve saved the soul of the game yet did nothing

>>539240106
Woah, paycheck. /pet
>>539240114
Thank you, don't ruin my "unapproachable, grumpy and evil" reputation that I have in my head though.

>>539240258
Go ahead, reveal it

>>539240456
>/pet already
DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE! Here, take an advance /pet /pet /pet

>>539240283
Bratty lizard! ! ! Marksmans Spite correction is needed!!

>>539240283
*meteoplaps*

>>539239698
no that was me sorry. my fulala does not mind commiting genocide just to cum.

I wish a femezen would walk up to me and give me a promise wristlet

>>539238863
I don't use any mods, I've never used mods and I have cleared BA, all of the content in Bojza, and started raiding back in EW with Pand being my first Savage tier raid.
Raiding Savage sucks shit, I much prefer Extremes.

>>539239921
'm still available if you need help/motivation to grind your light stuff by the way.
I got nothing else to do.

Arr marezen arr rook same

my femlalas turd cutter could guillotine your dick straight off

>>539240106
>Was I one of them
no it was the femra and the catgirl who are thirstposting malezen all the time
your posts are actually funny so i like them

>>539239504
>in theory
Body checks are raid mechanics that instantly wipe the party or put it into an unrecoverable situation if a single party member is dead. High Concept and Pangenesis are body checks.
>in practice
Shitters are extremely mad that Chaotic has a mechanic that causes a basically guaranteed wipe if several people are dead when it happens, because it means you have to actually learn the fight and can't get corpse-carried like you can with most EX fights. Chaotic also has a nonexistent DPS check so outside of that mechanic (happens twice in the fight) there's no real punishment for dying.

>>539240628
sorry sis.. im already married...

Why do people say they want to meet up in game but never follow through and show up?
My femra just wants to meet new people...

Me lalaboy *smacks chest* LALABOY, AM!

>>539240634
Raiding savage is actually fun if you do it with a couple of friends imo. I take a couple of my buddies and my healslut femra and we all hop in a discord call and screw around in the fight for two hours and eventually clear it's a great time

Does Tikaasi have a personal house or FC in this game?
If he does then 45 days offline will prove he went poof for real

>>539240782
people like to be trolls

>>539240782
xivg is a dark forest

my femra is actually based and the real warrior of light not any of you people

>>539240573
monks are the only thing that beat me.

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>>539239032
{sameowrai}

>>539240772
maleroes are at least 6x cooler than malezen. This should be fotm. Aint no one chasing those lanky DWEEBS

>>539240712
>sunnie and femra
Oh I know them they're my #galpals and I respect them being the true mvp malezen investors. I only had a continous investment in malezen because I've been playing since ARR and that's kinda all we had. Sure I liked highlanders and maleroes back then too, but malezen were top tier males that deserved top tier payment
>your posts are actually funny so i like them
Like THIS *does a little dance*

>>539240782
meeting new people is scary

veenaaaa my veena veena hereeee heeeeeeeyyyyyy
blah blah blah you like this

>>539240831
He's literally been active in this thread and in CC in the past few days.
You didn't believe a random image posted twice in 5 minutes by someone desperately trying to prove a point, do you?

>>539238971
what are you making these in

>>539240526
I'll try to save them. Thank you very much!

>>539239032
what

>>539240940
rename the chicken to rofl

Me femra

>>539240985
capcut

>>539240846
my femra blasts her siren call at the sun, luring you in...

>>539240831
He blew up his house and gave his FC to someone's alt. The guy who keeps posting about him is just obsessed.

>>539240963
Sorry, I am only into rava's.

>>539239032
How come only golems and low status male characters reply to this anchor, every time?

>>539240821
I don't want to be a debbie downer but any activity can be fun with friends, like having sex or going for a walk. But I see your point. I just got fed up of raiding Savage it started to feel too much like a second job and not the fun I was led to imagine, however I far more enjoy Extreme, a lot less pressure and more room for error which to me leads to fun.

>>539241061
cheers

wow did he finally kill himself as promised?

DT fights have as many body checks as EW fights but since ecelebs aren't whining about them anymore nobody else does either

>>539240957
femra here
yeah that's the gist of it like hw came around and malezen were nice but it was really only sidurgu because people couldn't make out how to make a decent one for a fat ass minute
little do they know, miss m'aam, that i keep the comedy specials under wraps
(your posts are hilarious though)

>>539241074
What did you motherfuckers do to him

>>539240958
It is scary but I'm willing to do it.

>>539240846
I like walking in dark forests.

Tikaasi never apologized to me.

I wonder how many shooters are currently being groomed by the discord hunt train tranny cliques.

>>539241146
We're trying to bolster our ranks, leave us alone....

>>539240804
cute flat lalaboy chest.... perky lalaboy nips..........

>>539239562
So true sis! Femra all belong to catboys!
https://files.catbox.moe/pxrun6.png

need 70 foot tall femlala wife for my femraen

>>539241146
There is no such thing as a low status male character. All of them are kings.

>>539240782
okay, where do you want to meet?

>>539241146
You can just reply with your sunnie, Elk. Your futranny might as well be a male character.

>>539241190
That post is lying, Anon.

>>539240940
Bro, chocobo`s soul is leaving!

My femlala doesn't "deserve to be rape corrected" you're just a pervert who doesn't like how she expresses herself...

>>539241071
>>539241203
>The dark forest hypothesis is the conjecture that many alien civilizations exist throughout the universe, but they are both silent and hostile, maintaining their undetectability for fear of being destroyed by another hostile and undetected civilization.

>>539240782
I just assume they get scared last minute which I get since you never know what you might get when meeting someone new and from here as well.

>>539241335
You are a pedophile

>>539241335
Your femlala does deserve to be rape corrected actually.

>>539241184
this is like the 5th time
>he killed himself
>some random anon goes "omg did he kill himself"
>and he replies to him going "yes"
>literally nobody cares
>week later
>starts avatarfagging again
>calls people obsessed for pretending to be him saying he commit suicide

I just want to be loved, man.

>>539241190
Everyone has their breaking point. Tikaasi just took 12 years to reach his.

>>539241265
that blue femra in the bottom right helped me clear m8s
i wanted to tell them I goon to them but I thought it wouldnt be appropriate

catboy scatboy suck a turd out my ass

my femlala deserves high level trials and alliance raids

>>539241335
You are a piezophile

>>539241175
The issue is I’m lazy, stupid gaijin. An ex is what 2 hours of content to prog, tops? Sure I can make you then do it 100 times, but 4 savage fights can keep you paypigging for 3 months at least.

>>539241414
same...

>>539241413
>5th
rookie numbers baka

>>539241442
Marc M aah lyric

>>539241265
things i didn't want to see today: bestie saran bein naked

>>539241442
the post that sent catboy stocks into freefall

>>539240956
God that'd be cool but alas
>>539241186
>sidurgu
When Magnai was introduced that's when I really started investing in malera stocks. God I love a pathetic man tbQh
(yours are too and I had a cool ranch taco in your honor today)

>>539240364
it will have to remain a dream because i am nyot into group stuff

>>539241414
r u a moonie

>>539240963
Would you let an 8' tall rava spit in your mouth

>>539241265
based based based

>>539241457
No the anchor said MALE characters

My femezen is like this

>>539241413
>literally nobody cares
you seem to care quite a bit I wouldn't be surprised if you're the one skinwalking him just so you can shitpost him more

>>539239970
soon!!

>>539239032
Hello.

>>539241414
no!

My femlala is a pizzaphile

>>539241569
can i use your femezen

>>539241618
No more horse cock?

>>539241413
I was resurrected from the dead bro I've been given a second chance by Satan to shit post here so much people finally remember me.

>>539241576
I'm just an anon who reads the thread, I couldn't care more or less if he did or didn't do it, I'm just stating what's been posted

>>539241606
can you bring your sunnie back from the grave for one last plap

>>539241467
A pizzaphile?
Hell yeah dude, I love pizza.

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>>539241618
I like the outfit.

I didn't know the croc still posted, do people actually still fall for that shit?

>>539241273
>femraen
>clearly catboy

>>539241569
I should get a fumo for this

>>539241520
I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO GETTING ONE! I CAN'T JUSTIFY A SINGLE TACO OR THE BOX WHEN YOU CAN'T SUB THEM INTO THE DORITOS COMBO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>539239032
My malera is busy staring at the sun, what do you want

>>539241265
>no akemi

>>539241413
>>539241184
>>539240831
>>539241074
>>539241685
If you guys don't care can you stop posting this garbage and move on. Every thread it's the same shit, change the channel arleady

>>539240782
last time i met up with someone here someone else from the thread was in the vicinity even though it was supposed to be an isolated area

>>539241335
You're a podophile

How do I get a black mage EB?

>>539241523
NOOOOOOOOOO

You obtain 10,000 MGP.
You obtain 10,000 MGP.
You obtain 10,000 MGP.

>>539241618
^^
mentally ill freak

moonie for my sunnie+ to sleeve

>>539241480
When you put it like that why is it there are so few Extremes in comparison to Savage fights?
There are what 4 Extremes for Dawntrail so far vs 8 Savage fights? I don't count Chaotic because it's 24 man and it's own thing.

>>539241685
>I don't care
>Goes out of his way to reply every single time to the topic with the exact same post
You really are obsessed with him.

https://poal.me/kss1lp
https://poal.me/kss1lp
https://poal.me/kss1lp
https://poal.me/kss1lp
https://poal.me/kss1lp
I'm curious if everyone else thinks the same way

>>539241352
Learn something new everyday, thanks Anon

>>539241380
Yeah, you never know who you're gonna meet. Kinda exciting!

>>539241289
Where ever is good for you. I'm on Balmung at the moment.

>catboy culture
being an obnoxious faggot
>miera culture
being an obnoxious faggot
>malera culture
being an obnoxious chaser
>malezen culture
being an obnoxious sexpest
>lalaboy culture
NOBODY LIKES YOU HAHAHAHA

>>539241824
Lightcord hands made this post.

why does xivg hate fiddies all of a sudden?

>>539241794
This is some stupid fag shit. A black mage EB is supposed to be a vaguely chuunibyo femlala with a big hat who laughs like "wahaha" and sits on your shoulder as you walk around.

https://poal.me/fdrqpu
https://poal.me/fdrqpu

>>539241847
idk you've been running defense since last thread for him
and not like bants but serious wall of text style stuff and you sound angry
maybe, just maybe, you're the one obsessed with him
or you are him...

>>539241457
gabe...

>>539241962
TRVKE

>>539241509
wish shed naked pose more she has good taste

>>539241962
why are you describing my femlala

>>539241618
Are you accepting wife and/or servant applications?

>>539241971
Ah... for me...? You shouldn't have... /blush

>>539241962
then what does that image depict?
a summoner EB?

>>539239032
>>539239079
Yeah.

>>539240782
I've always followed through every time someone wanted to meet with me
but that's pretty rare because I'm a literal who so no one is going out of their way to meet me

>>539241946
hrothbros?? won??

say something nice to me i have sickening levels of heartburn

>>539241265
>my femra isn't in this
it's over....

>>539242034
I would not EB you because I have a no femlala rule, but i WOULD love to go adventuring with you.

>>539241946
>maliddiejeet conspicuously absent

>>539242037
Jokes on you I love kaiji so you're being attacked by my female gaze already
BEAAAAAAAM

>>539241998
>>539241562

>>539241265
giwtwmfemra

>>539241404
Not true. . . . . . .

>>539241834
Because each savage fight is ~ 8-12 hours of prog and then 6 hours of reclear. The amount of “content” (time wasting) is far higher than EX per fight.

>>539241520
I like my maleroe but the proportions on him are so wide it's a challenge to find glams that don't make him look cartoonishly out of place. The one you posted is great though! is that a golem of yours?

>>539242037
May my fiddie rape, just a little?

>>539241959
Sorry

my meena just liked 40 of your femlalas twitter posts in a row...

TIKAASI'S NOT DEAD HE'S FROZEN AND AS SOON AS WE FIND HIM A CUTE EB WE'RE GONNA THAW OUT THE DUDE AND HE'S GONNA BE PRETTY PISSED OFF! YOU KNOW WHY? HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A COLD SHOWER? WELL MULTIPLY THAT BY FIFTEEN MILLION TIMES THAT'S HOW PISSED OFF TIKAASI'S GONNA BE!

>>539241265
Miki got TOWAED?


Miera bros, our response??

>>539241054
Post feet.

>>539242119
Cute and huggable! Would protecc.

How do we get miera to put out?

>>539241680
https://files.catbox.moe/9p52cm.png

>>539242145
that's an unfortunate rule, for you

>>539242034
Hello black mage femlala are you looking for a tall EB with shoulders good for sitting on

>>539242062
Idk man all I know is it's not a chuuni femlala in a big hat who laughs like wahaha and sits on my shoulder so I don't care

>>539242119
I hope it passes swiftly and that you get well soon.

>>539242173
>>539242225
Watch as the w*man is repelled by this, like a cross to a vampire.

>>539242238
Tikaasi will never have an EB that isn't taken by Kyoppi a day later.
Tikaasi is a waiting room for transwomen waiting to get chinned.

>>539242037
offer your prayers to Him so he may grant you the armor to shield you from the female gaze bwo

>>539242119
I hope you're at the femlala tea party.

>>539241951
erm no

>>539242336
>Tikaasi will never have an EB
Could have stopped right there

where do i go to join a codcar static

Time for another night of browsing /xivg/ despite not knowing who the fuck any of these ebins are

>>539242217
That's fair, when I played maleroe on my main it was basically when I was only playing tanks and melee as my mains. Now that I retired to play healers and ranged, it just doesn't suit me anymore. That's a golem but it's based on an old fantasia of mine, and thank you pretend he's trying to look stern and cool but /blushing
>>539242329
Doesn't work on me I'm employed RIGHT NOW

>>539242336
Why does Kyoppi have so much rizz?

>>539240782
because that's how you get schizo'd, you fool. anyways, anyone wanna meet up? I'm in ul'mung

in the upcoming erp session, you will be playing as wuk lamat

So my friends know I've played this game for about 8 years and they want to try it. The problem is I've played as a sexed up gooner character (bimbo cat girl) that only erps for the last 5 years and I don't want to show them that. If I make a new character it's just obvious that I'm a liar. What do I do?

>>539242037
Major league truke btw

>>539242045
The latter.

I will be at Thal on Balmung for about five minutes.

>>539242348
You mean to Her.

>>539240329
Why did we let a group that is supposedly 1% of the population ruin almost the entire internet?

CRYSTAL
CC
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11:00
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>>539241946
never asked anyone to like me

>>539241265
>that shot of saran and that other femra
>that particular kind of scene is really REALLY hot to me and I wish it was my femra there instead
guess I'll kill myself

>>539242483
Just fanta?

>>539242281
finally, something my femra will be willing to take

>>539242483
...?
Just... use your main and don't erp/plap while you're playing with them...?

>>539241414
You say that but I'm sure you wouldn't want just anyone mate.

>>539239032
posting my maliddster today because this guy >>539241146 said only golems allowed....

>>539242258
>>539242306
thanks your kind words shall hopefully aid well in my healing journey
>>539242354
im planning to. my fpowner is giving me fantamoney just for it even though i know iwill be teased and bullied all night about it :]
>>539242438
would you like to

my femlala is too aggressive to ever have an EB......

people only want the soft and quiet femlalas.....

>>539242037
Jokes on them. The female gaze are never towards my male roegadyn.

>>539242236
my moonie found that only people who want to tribute her do that

>>539242532
nyo i mean He who sits on the golden throne on Terra

>>539242576
Of course not. I want *her* to love me.

>>539239032
mrow mrrp

I love femezen so much it's unreal

>>539242045
Christ dude have some self respect

>>539242557
>>539242570
No people will recognize me and I don't want to fanta

>>539242659
*stares respectfully*

>>539242464
He has rizz in the way that the Devil does.
I don't mean the cool sexy sympathetic modernslop devil but like pic related classical devil.

>>539242556
>that other femra
They're both Saran, that face 1 is her old fanta.
https://x.com/femraenjoyer/status/1662601763055083520/photo/3

>>539242506
Alas, I am at work for the next two hours. We've met in the past however so I think I have a shot at getting together with you again. I'd love to get branded by you sometime! :-D

>>539242656
it's the other way around sis

>>539241529
ahahahahaha

>>539242749
my point stands that it should have been MY femra instead

>>539242701
get to boosting then, or just say you wanted to make a new char to do stuff with them

>>539242469
Sure, where to?

>>539239032
You ever heard that song by billy joel where he's talking about moving out to the country? I read the lyrics and I don't think that's what he says around the middle part...

>>539242483
>Hey since you're all starting fresh, I will make a new character so I can go through the journey with you!
Maybe add in some bs about your world being full and doesn't accept new characters so you want to make one on their world.
Or like just fanta your char until they get bored in 2 months

>>539241946
Malera and malezen continue winning

*my fulala humps your leg*

>>539242281
I like this one more just for the novelty alone, bioluminescence is neat.

https://poal.me/3e9sub
https://poal.me/3e9sub
https://poal.me/3e9sub

Important.

. . .
same sis...

>catboy culture
>being an obnoxious faggot
but im a straggot

>>539239032
Zilart will rise again

>ctrl+f vore
>0 results

>>539242281
A lot better imo!

>>539242838
my guy I just said this is how you get schizo'd. you failed the test. we can never be friends

>>539242698
I've got plenty. I also know my place and what makes me happy.

>>539242281
That's a much better size, if it can't fuck my character to death then I don't want it

>>539242980
. . .

>>539242809
I'm sure it could be if you asked

>>539243003
dyl femlala

>>539243038
Sorry but my vorelala is a bit busy right now... *buuurp*

>>539243121
Yes unless they're Ari.

>>539242896
Malezen and malera have been ordained by God to be friendly rivals until the end of time and this has driven both of us to greater and greater heights

my horsecocked femra+ needs to bust her nut

How do you make difficult 8-48 man content that doesn't involve body checks

>>539243108
I'm way too nervous to do that....

>>539243084
. . .

>>539243129
Mudong is actually fucking massive now btw

Anyone on Light wanna do some Criterions?

me moonie acts like this

>>539242285
For a femlala to have the kind of body I am into they'd need to be an absolute modbeast. But, we can still be friends, I just ain't droppin' trou for ya.

! ! !

Chat is this true?

My femra... uhh... bweh

>>539242961
*comes into contact with the entire thread*
Hey
*my froth girlstink makes you think I'm funny and kind, and it makes you want to feed and house me*
>>539243129
Imagine me trying to grab you but you slip out of my hands like a bar of soap over and over

>>539241946
lol

CRYSTAL
CC
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1:45
ET

>>539242281
I'm kinda annoyed that ffxiv modders actually refuse to actually do horse cock gland and make them human shape instead...

>>539243121
platonically sure
not me >>539243192

My malezen thinks that next time he gets ebd it's gonna be to a black mage femlala

>>539241971
stop ignoring my replies and tell me if you like femlalas

>>539243325
kinda but not THAT rare

>>539243241
yes but i have 0 experience doing them

>>539243204
delubrum reginae savage on release was fun as fuck and it has 0 body checks to speak of

yup

>>539243325
not especially but I want to see yours

Not true at all, we are the most populous AND popular race in FFXIV.

>>539239032
Only because you insisted.

>sub running out in 9 days
>don't have money for one atm
should I make a trial account?

>>539243345
*feeds you some pizza*
>>539243331
is handcrafted for headpats.

>>539243204
I thought Trinity Avowed (savage) was a pretty good boss design that worked for a large population, and it was 1000% personal responsibility, you couldn't get anyone else killed unless you were actively looking to grief

When will his game come

>>539243121
This guy isn't me >>539243364
He's trying to hijack my post.

What does the red i mean on a house?

>>539243204
Harsher Damage Downs and a quicker Enrage, no?

My femlala will only get eb’d when polyandry becomes possible. They’re all so wonderful, she doesn’t want to hurt any of their feelings.

>>539243494
Maybe the most pompous and prejudiced
GETOWNEDGETOWNEDGETOWNED

>>539243216
. . .

my femra browses /cbg/ if you were wondering

>>539243497
Trial accounts are only good for gooning

>>539240653
I just got done! believe it or not I was out of tomestones for the last part so I had to do some extra work to grab the last stuff for it. but it is DONE. I am now the proud owner of an even UGLIER weapon!

my moonie is letting it hang out

my moonie is the Rebecca Edgerunners of /xivg/

>>539243495
boooooooooooooooooooooo tomato tomato tomato

>>539243536
What’s this game about?

>>539243638
dc?? eb status???

>>539243604
Cock and ball torture general?

>>539243208
They're both really nice, so don't feel bad.

>>539243391
>>539243391
So I'm being rused...

>>539242662
i want to tribute a femlala...

>>539243683
That's /cbtg/

>>539243516
Can it be white I only like white

>>539243683
i think you added some extra letters there bro

>>539243638
does she like David Martinez sunnieboys??

Cheesed to meet you

>>539243696
i think you've just caught an elezen sympathizer is all

>>539243720
. . . . . . . . . . .

>>539243683
that's /xivg/

>>539243571
Individual/personal home.

>>539243494
This elezen smells of lube and sex sweat

>>539243192
QRD on Ari?

>>539243331
>photo cuts off the feet
Devilish, how dare you.

My lalaboy can understand the crickets, they are airing out some serious black pills.

>>539239032
Thank you ALL for the food.

>>539240075
You're a jeet IRL thoughbeit.

>>539241892
Did that anon leave you hanging? lol

Is this the croc fag that caused a miq'ote to have a mental breakdown?

im crushing on thread femezens again

>>539243204
The problem with what people are going to say like >>539243573 is that it cheapens the prog significantly as you get to limp through a ton of mechanics. That's the number 1 problem FRU had, which was you just got a harsh as fuck DD but still got to prog, cutting the prog time down significantly. body checks are the only way to say "do it right or do not pass."

all personal opinion btw. there's a difference between TOP and DSR for example which is there should be opportunities for recovery by skilled healers (which is a lost art since the EW healer exodus)

>>539243845
weirdo who has massive amounts of porn of their character despite larping as a pure femlala and he also erped with a minor at the broken choker

That malezen incel gets immortalized for being a lolcow, yet I stay behaved like a good boy, and no one knows who I am.

>>539243331
we could be doing dst RIGHT NOW

>>539243948
I thought this is Otis

>>539243660
Luso a student fall asleep next to a magic tome that make him fall into Ivalice where he join a clan with El Cid and they go around having adventures with a plot loosely stringing them along to go back home

when I'm feeling down I stand in ul'dah and collect "cute fiddie" /tells and ignore them

>>539243886
Understand this too!

>>539243736
It can be whatever you want. It's our Final Fantasy after all.

>>539243331
looking very not invisible here sis

Would you still like my femra if she couldn't 1b ex+ with Orologia...

>>539243331
vapid attention whore

>>539243049
No one would bother to schizo me. Too bad we can't be friends, take care of yourself Anon.

>>539243930
Sigh, they always do...

>>539243948
Your thinking of the shit dick femra.
That's just our nu-age Pygo's Panther: Otis

>>539243982
If Riallant permanently stopped posting no one would notice.

>>539243378
Do not throw away your precious seed in that trash can, my king.

My pure femlala sometimes wonders what is it like to let your desires run free...

>>539244040
This is AI fakery.

>>539243806
. . . . . hey

>>539243696
>>539243325
Elezen truly is an under represented race. Makes it easier for me I guess.javascript:;

>>539243948
no

>>539244118
>shit dick femra
tell me the lore

>>539243692
it's simply too scary to give in to my wants....I will continue to admire from afar and pretend i'm not jealous...

>>539244156
Then your femlala is, by definition, impure.

>>539244174
hey . . . . .

>>539244051
YAY PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA

>>539244156
That's only for your eternal bond husband though. Vile thoughts are meant to be purged.

>>539244185
>.javascript:;
SAAR

>>539243802
Mating press

soooo
wheres the NPC i can fight instead of doing this dumb raid for an rng card

>>539244193
>>539241618
>>539241868

>>539239032
You called?

My fiddie would be nice at the start but eventually would collar your femra

>>539239032
meep moop

>>539244118
>>539244193
it doesn't look like shit

Does anyone know if there's a mod for a collar like pic related? I know there's the snowbunny accessories but they're giant spades and I want something slightly more subtile. I'd love to get spade earrings like in ratatatat's doujins but yeah... Dunno if they even exist.

>>539244193
Don't know the all the lore
>Used to be a QOS miq'ote but had abandonment issues
>Became Blacked Egyptians aka "niled"
>Get kicked out of the Blacked discord for being stealing all the snowbunnies and being obnoxious about it

I HATE collaring

>>539244128
Is it really a waste? Is there no chance of my malezen finding a cute pure black mage femlala who goes wahaha?

>>539244156
Oh guess not

My fiddie know's what KFC's 11 herbs and spices are

>>539243331
an annoying poster

>>539244156
My femlala also sometimes wonders what it would be like to get the pastry that looks really tasty at the place where she gets her banh mi

>>539244396
Mmm. Do you hate getting slapped in the face, too?

>>539243948
qrd on the miqo'te mental breakdown?

>>539244418
My fiddie is autistic too and can tell from the taste, I guess normies don't understand

>>539244396
I like it but only when it's females collaring males

>>539244418
Share it

Would you still like my femra if she had a vtuber model of her ingame character but had a voice of a faggy GAM...

>>539243948
That's our residential Florida man.
Fucks a lot of F+
https://files.catbox.moe/a5dzqa.png
https://files.catbox.moe/isn4kp.png

>>539244302
nice tuck job sis

>>539244590
sis...

>>539244590
Just use a voice changer, fag <3

>>539243982
How dare you address our GOATs thusly. Prepare yourself for a drubbing, knave!

>>539244618
>duty failed message
Unf...

>>539244564
what about collaring a nice sunnie+

>>539243963
Yeah, I would've said something as a interesting and unique mechanics that relied more on the individual or small groups (light parties). For example like the 2nd boss for The Meso Terminal, but that would probably result in body checks as well.
They could make it in a way if you fail to resolve it properly, the boss gets a permanent damage buff instead, but as always there's a lot of factors to consider, especially since it's 8-48 man raid

>>539244125
There are very few posters that are remembered for long after they stop posting.

>>539244590
For some reason this is the grossest shit to me, female vtuber models but male voices, just cringes me to no end

>>539243516
I will fall asleep if you do that
>>539243857
Yeah that was intentional sorry spent a lot of time getting the angle right
>>539243991
Sorry kitten, Daddy is busy
And tired and would need to be in bed before the pf would ever fill
>>539244060
But can you hear a word I say?
>>539244064
>>539244420
Thank you!

>>539244618
lmfao

>>539244096
Well, while it's funny if you do want to meet up put where in balmung and I'll drop by.

>>539244618
does he post these anywhere or have an album with all of them?

>>539244254
No idea why it did that I think I dragged something into the text box while it was posting on accident.

>>539244779
Even when I stopped posting for months, my #1 hater (or fan) namedrops me for no reason.
I think it's cute.

>>539244803
nigga thats otis

>>539243978
>weirdo who has massive amounts of porn of their character
Uh oh... don't tell them about Seishun or Albacore or Hihimi or Meiwo or Jasmine or Little Bug or

>>539244747
No. That's literally the opposite of what I just said.

>>539243978
that's not what happened

>>539244396
sucks My femezen got a new collar last weekend and is very happy

>>539244652
What...
>>539244669
That's immoral...
>>539244783
O-oh...

>>539244853
Yeah that's almost the sole exception, obsessed shitposters. Most other mentions of posters are always just the person posting about themselves anonymously.

>>539244865
yeah i know, i dont know his socials or where he posts his porn
he also had a alt account for his froth

>Body checks in 8 man
Completely fine
>Body checks in a 24 man
HELL no.

>>539244618
God damn Otis, you need to unplug for a bit

>>539243634
Oh grats!
And yeah, I'm not a big fan of the effect, though I do like the axe itself.
Hopefully the next weapon are better.

>>539244797
I'll be at the steps near the bench in Ul'dah

my moonie is tired of woodwailers reporting her for sexual harassment

>Been here for ages
>Go to archive
>Search my sunnie's first name
>0 results
Feels good, man

>>539243407
Put up a blind PF from start RIGHT NOW

>>539244890
U-Umm... I think you forgot my femlala...

>>539244998
I actually think the axe is the least ugly of all the relics!

I KNOW WHO THE same sis..... POSTER IS

>>539244891
Have an open mind and an open mouth

>>539244890
>friends with 3 people on this list

>>539244618
Man.

>>539244853
We think you're cute too, Ria, ignore the haters and jealous femlalas

>>539245091
N-n-no you don't... it's not me... you're mistaken...

>>539245105
Don't be weird, that doesn't and won't work on me.

>>539245070
Okay, namedrop her and I'll edit my post

>>539244890
>he's not a weirdo, he's just like these other guys!!!
>lists off a bunch of other weirdos
Are you literally seven?

is it me

>>539243857
I did my part

>>539244902
poyo..

>>539245091
Is it me

>>539245043
I will track your sunnie down and... ya know...

sometimes my catboy wants to start life over as a malera

>>539245091
no you don't...

>>539245082
I was pretty dissapointed by the VPR one too, it's basically just 2 normal blade, could literally be its AF.

>>539244618
Lmao based

>>539244779
I was gone for literal years and anons were still shitposting me itt during that time

>>539245221
do it

>>539245221
My catboy friend went gigachad face 2 malera and he's getting laid A LOT.

>be a nobody
>nobody has porn of my character
sometimes life is good

>>539244697
I can hear the fucking Oblivion guard aggro music playing.

>>539245180
Absolutely blessed. I love you. <3

>>539244970
Yeah, wiping because someone else fucked up sucks.

If they want high difficulty with many players, just add twice-come-ruin style debuffs. Or even like, one failed mechanic and youre out.

my femlala doesn't have porn of herself stop asking...
you won't get any of it...

>>539243948
Damn he looks so fucking cool dude.

>>539245208
And do what? You'll do nothing!

>>539245221
yeah but then you won't have the best /joy in the game

>>539245013
The ones leading up to the quicksand?

>>539245310
Can we meet up and make porn of our femlalas instead?

>>539245342
Lying fucking femlala.

No one ever gets the lore right.

i am the purest femlala in xivg but I'm saving myself for my future EB.... if I ever get one....

>>539244787
i'm listening to it again please help me
also i'm considering taking the hit on the next 'let's confuse the hell out of everyone with anime meetings on a birthday' meetup
knk??? knk??

>>539245158
>Are you literally seven?
Careful, you might turn Ari on.

You can only get porn of my femlala after we’ve ERP’d

>>539245239
idk which one i'll get next! probably SGE coz i like the little rockets., but all that it does it make the tips glow.

>>539244775
*boops nose*

>>539245342
can i get some porn of your femlala please

>>539244990
I don't wanna.
>>539245331
>just add twice-come-ruin style debuffs. Or even like, one failed mechanic and youre out.
twice come ruin really should replace damage up debuffs

>>539244865
what's the @

>>539245342
I have lewd pictures of my fiddie but I never post anything lewd in /xivg/ anyway. Most I did was a bikini pic like twice, ever, in around 8 years of posting here.

>>539245347
I will give her a biiiiiig smooch

>>539245423
>femlala
vro....

>>539245495
may I see?

>>539245458
You'll make a lalaboy very happy in the future.

>>539244697
How it feels when Selto targets you with a full LB in CC.

>>539245451
The lore is inconsequential, what matters is what you're like to hang out with.

>>539245498
Ugh, not you again.

>>539245458
Do you play black mage do you have a big hat do you laugh like "wahaha" will you sit on my shoulder. If yes I will EB you.

>>539245181
Can I Help You

>>539245331
Fuck you twice-come-ruin with towers that insta kills you if 2 people don't stand inthem.

>>539245481
Anything you're planned to do anyway? Tomestone farming?

>>539245550
Femlala/Femlala+, it's the same thing...

>>539245569
I only take screenshots for myself Tbh, I don't like being that kind of attentionwhore

>>539245590
is he still a Monk one trick pony?

my moonies lore is that she has 17 sisters from the same mom

Male mooncats are the real Jeet coded race and you know it.

>>539245681
awww

need lalaboy yaoi

How do I get started again with my on and off ERP partner? I feel like starting is the hardest part

>>539244156
>>539244214
ah a common misconception, true virtue is not found in the lack of desire, but in being able to control yourself in the face of temptation.

>>539245716
cute!

>>539245662
>Femlala/Femlala+, it's the same thing...
Kill yourself immediately.

>>539245574
A lalaboy EB is what I want... maybe someday...

>>539245592
From my experience, very fun!

>>539245716
my moonie is one of these sisters

>>539244787
>tainted by all the bad posters you been farming clout with
dropped

>>539245627
You love it

I want to do Chaotic but this looks complicated and nobody will have any patience for a progger this late in the expac

>>539241686
She'll be back, but I can't say when.

>>539245814
is this the lalaboy who endlessly seethes about fulalas?

Posting THIS before I pass out
https://x.com/hirosaking/status/1967527967007154194

>>539245859
Do it in Discord
it's really not that complicated
phase 1 is harder than phase 2, phase 2 just punishes mistakes more

>>539245798
Announcing to the thread that you fantasize about being a sloppy whore isn't "true virtue."

>>539245831
Extremely based. I wish you the best of luck, you deserve it.

>>539245770
I did some suggestive pictures for Twitter before but it made me feel bad about myself, was never anything too crazy at least.

>>539244853
For what it's worth I think your melf is cool, but you should go back to your old red mage glam

>>539245774
just send her a message on discord

>>539245859
My brother in Hydaelyn just go to the RADAR discord and join learning parties

>>539239118
I'd like to see it...

>>539242037
These damn femoids are ruining everything! I wasn't going to post my character anyways.

LIGHTOIDS SOMEONE MAKE A CRITERION PARTY ALREADY

>>539245880
D.S my beloved

>>539246117
don't feel like it

heya
what's this emote called?
arigato in advanced.

>>539239007
its porn of my femlala...

I RP as the warrior of light.

>>539245158
My point was that all femlalas are pedo gooner weirdos

>>539245918
Very cute King. Have a blessed night. *tucks you in*

>>539245948
>>539246012
>have to join a DISCORD yet again to do literally anything in the game
When is Square just going to officially integrate Discord into the game?

>>539245897
pretty!

>>539239007
I can't... my femlala needs to remain pure...

>>539245880
>SFW.jpg
WELL? WE GOTTA SEE THE REST
SHOW IT

>>539245964
True, but my response was more to the concept that the lack of impure thought is what deems being unvirtuous.

>>539246208
my sunnie adores the warrior of light.. a lot

>>539239032
What about them?

>>539246249
you didn't have to join discord when it was relevant

>>539246190
/wringhands? From ballroom etiquette: good will seeking

>>539246265
acunny...

>>539246190
You Know I Had to Do It to Em

>>539244775
it's ok. petpet

>>539246190
pvp emote.
which is really stupid

>>539245853
You can't make me like it.

>>539246337
I'm not them I'm pure...

>>539246190
/attend

>>539245918
Witnessed

>>539245918
ty sealman

>>539246190
love how nobody actually answered it's
Ballroom Etiquette - Awaiting Orders
aka /attend

>>539246337
not me... I was the reply directly before them

3 inch malera BWC

my femra is lost in The Mist

I have the solution to the 48 man raid that no one will like.
Jumping puzzle to get to the boss and the top is dodging aoes and doing mini tasks individually assigned. If you fail the jumping puzzle ur out.

>>539246324
this has motion
>>539246338
i kek'd
>>539246357
can you name it please, i need it for gpose--
nvm
>>539246486
thank you man

>>539246320
>you didn't have to join discord when it was relevant
You like to say that but I don't feel like that's the case, you have to join Discord to do a LOT of the things in this game even if they're brand new
This game has like... zero in-game community at all
Unless you're in an actually active FC, most of which force you to join their Discord anyways (been there, done that) then there's basically zero way to interact with other players meaningfully

>checking all those [Deleted]
Oh I'm nooooticing.

>>539245918
your garbage off-topic posts don't become on-topic just because you attach an image of your character

>>539245484
>>539246349
I hope you find 100 dollars on the ground today

>>539246357
He asked what it's called, not where it's from. Try actually listening to what people say for once. I know you struggle with that Otis.