Thread 539358318

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>539023789

Back in my day, we baked at page 9

Sprite supremacy!

Serious question: how would you feel if the game introduced angels? It already has demons, but could angels work with the themes?

>>539358764
Need more Rennie porn

>>539359012
it's re-knee

>>539358858
I don't think so. The entire core of the game revolves around the idea that the siblings have each other and nothing else, the idea that there's some entity that would act as their savior or guardian would run counter to that.

>>539358771
Back in my day we baked at page 1 because we had no idea how much slower /vg/ is. We'd just been exiled from /v/, prease understand.

>>539359165
??? is already a sort of guarantor, same with LU. They're just Faustian guarantors.

>>539359396
Well yeah, but that's the point right there, they have individual agendas and cannot be trusted in any capacity.

>>539358858
Feels it would clash against the tone if anything other than demons with their own interests appear. The siblings are meant to be digging their own graves (heh).

>>539358858
The game already has an angel!

>>539359657
angels aren't hateful. wrath is a deadly sin

cute, adorable, sweet, sexy, dainty little sister.

>>539360170
All sisters are all of those things... except dainty, some sisters are amazons.

Reposting from last thread if any of you are into that Super Mario Bros Remastered
https://files.catbox.moe/ujztog.zip

>>539358858
I want angels just to btfo Andrew's pseud "entity" cope.
>has met actual demons
>is still an atheist
>calls them "entities" so he can keep being a faggot
I want to see what this faggot thinks after meeting angels.

>>539359925
>wrath is a deadly sin
Julia was projecting hard there, she knows her destiny is HELL
Her flesh will melt in lava, not so god-loving after all... Aside from wrath, she also took part in premarital sexual intercourse
Worst piece of shit in the entire game

>>539360293
Seconded.

>>539358858
Entities like ???/LU are not demons in traditional sense and this is not an occult-centric story. I doubt Heaven/Hell as afterlife exists in coffinverse considering souls can apparently be cannibalized by each other. It reminds me more of the description of Warp from Warhammer.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9YGwdSApCYc
Still, maybe we can have a scene like the movie The House that Jack Built where Andrew or Ashley sees a glimpse of heaven and sheds a tear realizing it can never be theirs

>>539360551
Make Ashley as the blonde fag, she even got a gun too

>>539359925
Just waiting for the Burial flashback that shows without any shadow of doubt that Julia is as much of a POS as anyone else involved with the siblings.

>>539358318 (OP)
Ashley I think you might be getting... puffy.

>>539360293
Because they are not? ???/LU are just Tar Souls who have ascended and became otherworldy beings, not fallen angels
However I do find interesting ??? doesn't like it when Ashley mentions the word 'God'.
Not to mention Andrew does say 'You think if we get rid of organ trafficking ring, almighty God would come down and forgive our sins?' What if this stupid Deus-Ex-Machina actually kinda happens? Of course, if so God will be portrayed to be evil considering the overall 2000s edginess of the game

>>539361168
It won't happen. Julia is too stupid and spineless to be evil

>>539361157
I genned them together because they're both the older siblings

>>539361453
>summoned via blood rituals
>withhold their names
>steal souls through deals
>consider speaking God's name to be blasphemy
If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck...

>>539361692
>too stupid
Ashley is stupid sometimes but that doesn't prevent her from doing evil once she locks in.
>spineless
That just means she does stuff without any direct confrontation. Like the letter.

>>539362338
What I'm saying is TCOAAL definitely does not follow Christian theology/demonology (Considering how the entities can just take and obliterate one's soul against one's will) and Andrew is right not to call them demons and remain skeptical since they seem to have nothing to do with Satan and 666 stuff unlike the cultists believe.

>>539361820
Genned? I'm out of the loop...so AI then? Very impressive, I still remember AI being deformed slop just some time ago, it really improved a lot
Saved both, thx

>>539363317
>since they seem to have nothing to do with Satan
Heh. Good gaslighting, Nem...but not good enough!!!!!!!
Quoting from your own game store page: "Walk-n-talk adventure with light puzzling. Brother and sister practice cannibalism after witnessing a botched ***SATANIC*** ritual."
Nice deceive try, we will never forget those things are 666 satanic, too late to have regrets Stupidlei!!!

>>539358764
This dialogue is written by a virgin male. Also fucking while recently having eaten is miserable sex and not what a loving relationship like Douglas and Renee deserve in their sex life. Let the man digest!

>>539364327
inb4 Nemlei changes the Steam page description to remove that when the next episode drops lmfao

>>539359925
>she can't be an angel because she...
>hates demons (Andrew and Ashley)

???

>>539358858
>>539362338
>>539360684
I don't think the game takes itself that seriously enough to have any further complex spiritual system beyond just "le edgy demon summoning sacrifice hehe perkele" that Nems imagined initially.

>>539365025
I know you're just trying to call OUR HEROES™ demons, but I don't think any angel hates their demon opponents, just against and antithetical to them.

>>539359925
>angels aren't hateful
God hated in the Bible

>>539365025
>>539366005
christians are supposed to turn the other cheek and love their enemy instead of being wrathful

>>539364948
>>539364327
The ritual is satanic, not the entities. Checkmate gaytheists.

>>539366273
Turn the other cheek and loving your enemy do not mean what people popularly believe them to mean. That said, what Julia did was a (petty) form of vengeance, and vengeance only belongs to God.

>>539362568
That's because Ashley is only stupid sometimes like all intelligent people. Ashley is generally intelligent and if it weren't for that Andrew would have abandoned her by now.
Julia has never shown herself to be anything but stupid and easy to manipulate.

>>539368402
ashley is easily manipulated. ??? successfully manipulated her a bunch of times

>>539366273
I'm not denying that, I'm just saying that God in the Bible was often a hateful petty asshole

>>539358858
As long as it doesn't unironically try to shoehorn Christianity into the story beyond the faith of Julia and Doug's dad

>>539368593
You can't manipulate the willing

>>539368402
>Julia has never shown herself to be anything but stupid and easy to manipulate.
Her letter stunt shows there's more to her. Betting Ashley's side of the story will put more dirt on her.

>>539366867
yes because words don't actually have meaning and only my interpretation of this passage is the correct one and if you disagree you're going to suffer for all eternity

The face of pure innocence and an existence free of sin

>>539358858
don't ask me why but I headcanon both Andrew and Ashleys as ghouls

>>539360551
>>539361820
I wonder which PSWG names could be...
Sweater and Croptop?

>>539369263
Her letter stunt shows nothing other than that she wanted closure and to absolve herself of her sins.
Nina dies -> sad Julia -> Julia seizes opportunity during rumors to latch onto her crush -> Julia realizes that Andrew is a freak and doesn't actually care about her -> realizes that she doesn't care about him either -> Breakup -> Letter
She peered into the abyss and then ran away.

>>539369827
Tokyo Ghouls?

>>539370720
If she wanted closure then she would stay while Andrew read the letter or say those things herself. The fact she didn't says enough.

>>539372516
>If she wanted closure then she would stay while Andrew read the letter
Why is that necessary?

>>539372884
To have real closure. Not doing it from a distance like a bitch.

>>539373291
>To have real closure
You're just restating your claim without explaining why she MUST have stayed to get real closure

>>539373545
Because things are way different over a letter/text than in person? I shouldn't have to explain it. Even more if Julia is writing things like telling Andrew to enjoy Hell then running away instead of staying and facing his answer (if any). Is she supposed to be growing a spine or not?

>>539366005
Righteous anger, the purest and most undiluted anger that the good Lord has. Only he can do it for a reason. When he gets mad, he gets mad about not one specific thing but everything through the currents of time itself.

Imagine the penance stare, but it's just him seeing every time you've ever jacked off, I would ALSO be mad, being subjected to that shizz.

>>539373291
She had already messed around with him and had him degrade her in every way, shape, or form. Call it a hunch, but Julia doesn't seem like a girl who just can bounce back from that. She will always be running from that fact for the rest of her life.

>>539373906
>She will always be running from that fact for the rest of her life.
Funny thing is that only happens in the ending where everything goes to shit for the siblings. Probably in others she won't get to run away.

>>539373835
>I shouldn't have to explain it.
It sounds like you can't. Your post just seems like you personally think it's worthwhile to stay, but you haven't actually given a reason as to why beyond "it just is, okay?!"

>>539374802
>no u
Again, she's just running away if she doesn't stay and face his answer (especially with what she wrote). It's that simple.

>>539375638
The closure comes from telling Andrew how she really feels, not from hearing his theoretical reply

>>539377423
>>539377676
>Andy, am I a "bad bitch"?
>Yeah, you can really be awful

Dogsister

>>539377676
He IS a bitch alright.

>Most fanart and fics depicts her as cold and calculating.
>Actually behaves just like Ashley, but can (kinda) hide her bitchiness in social situations.

Burial Insane is going to be crazy. Imagine Leyley Wins, except Andrew has his balls milked constantly so he doesn't give a shit.

>>539379428
do men really

>>539358858
This game is like Devil May Cry. No angels, only demons, or, Angels are just a different flavor of demons altogether.

>>539360293
Andrew is not an atheist. He's agnostic at best. He just call the thing an "entity" because he's a pseud.

>>539379898
Men only want one thing.

>>539361453
>However I do find interesting ??? doesn't like it when Ashley mentions the word 'God'.
Because it implies a way out of the deal without having to appeal to him.

>>539378382
No, Ashley is a cat.
>Proof
First, :3. Second, >:3. Third, she's cute but bratty and dependently independent.

>>539380756
>kills cute, innocent beings for fun
>small and lanky
>likes climbing on top of things
>easily entertained by moving objects
>incapable of remorse
>incapable of introspection
>has an IQ in the low double digits
>clean and well-groomed at all times

>>539381728
All of that an—JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LIONSHLEY GET IN THE CAR

All the young girls love Andrew
"Tender young Andrew", they say
If I give you my number, will you promise to call me?
Wait 'till my sister's away!

>>539379428
What if, here me out, Nemlei already gave us the sex ending in SNS and sees that as done and boring.
What if Burial Insane is really about Andrew trying to stop Ashley from becoming a demon.
>>539319885
>>539314054
Nice green, Anon! I guess this is the good timeline, so few more things will happen here. Still like to see Nina's reaction.

>>539381728
>can't climb a tree
>afraid of spiders
>falls into mud, refuses to lick it off
>wanted to bathe in a tub her whole life
bitch, please.

>>539358858
>>539359396
The demons unironically seem more chill than a lot of the human characters. Even if they were all tar souls to start with, that seems to be mostly about self-hatred and not an objective moral judgment

Why does Ashley call me a nerd? She says that next time she sees me, she is going to bully me for being a loser...
What does she mean? I'm not a loser or a nerd. Stuffed animals are cute.

burial sane route is going to be the same as the actually good one, except ashley's going to have andrew neutered (with his consent of course) so he doesn't feel the need to have sex anymore. they will live out their days together, happy and relatively healthy. i say relatively because he'll eventually develop osteoporosis, but it's a small price to pay for a stable relationship with his sister, unlike the one in sns.

>>539382862
What a fucking ANGEL

>>539384474
>no nephkids
>good ending

>people still debating the other routes will have outcomes where sex isn't an option
All roads lead to Rome.

Did she REALLY do anything wrong?

We're not doing this again.

>>539394321
>Yes we are, now come to bed Andy~

>>539361259
Based

>>539363317
>TCOAAL definitely does not follow Christian theology/demonology
>game + steam page describe the rituals as Satanic
>??? does not appreciate the word "God" being used in his presence
>The password to 6FU is 666
Shut up Andrew, they're not entities. Say Christ is Lord, Andy.

>>539370994
They'd do well as Ghouls in Tokyo Ghoul universe considering how Ashley loves cannibalism

Just call your sister fat and walk away

>>539395062
That only means rituals are done by satanic cults, doesn't mean Satan or God are real. I'll remain agnostic unless they can do something for me and my sister anon. Which highly doubt it considering the Entities can extract one's soul and devour it without their consent which cannot happen conisdering Christian God supposedly gave us Free Will and the devils are not to fiddle with our souls against our will

>>539395802
>devour it without their consent
If you summon a demon and don't have a soul to offer, then you've already consented, duh. They're just going to assume you're offering yours. Don't summon the demon if you don't want demon shit!

>>539396039
Most of the victims in the game like the guards, parents, police officers didn't consent to have their souls taken. It's not biblical to lose one's soul against one's will only because some other party made a contract out of it anon.

>>539396282
You need the consent of the summoner, who cares what the offered think? And look at that one cultist who offered a Metallic tshirt: the demon spared him because ??? is a gentleman.

>>539361453
>Of course, if so God will be portrayed to be evil considering the overall 2000s edginess of the game
I want a Madness Combat styled edgy evil Jesus

>>539396631
>>539358858
Nemlei, if you're reading this, I want a Madness Combat style evil edgy Jesus.

>>539396456
>Who cares about what the offered think
Anon in the Bible the devil can't even temper with one's body without God giving him an OK (Remember Job?). They certainly can't take human souls against their will (because Free Will duh?), don't devour souls and evil souls certainly not evolve into them
Just fucking admit the depictions of demons in TCOAAL have nothing to do with Christianity in a traditional sense. Or just deny it like 'No my religion has to be truth in this silly game as well!' like an obstinate fool or whatever

>>539396796
So God just lets the devil be evil and take over the human realm? Bullshit. Why would demons give a shit what God thinks anyway?

>>539397064
>God just lets the devil be evil and take over the human realm
According to Jehovah's Witnesses, yes.

>>539397064
Sigh, the fact that evil soul can devour one's soul against their will and becomes inhuman entities, and the soul's status is completely subjective goes against the basic doctrine of Christianity that the God's law rules all and the God is the only authority when it comes to souls, so the devil can only indirectly influence us to fall?
You know what anon I hope Nemlei sees this and depicts anti christian messages and an edgy evil Jesus like this guy said >>539396631 for just a sake or irking people like you. Why bother saying Christ is the king if you gonna go who gives a fuck about the Bible and the doctrines of Christianity and all that

sister skeleton...

>>539396456
Demon didn't "spare" him. It didn't have vague permission to kill him.

>>539358318 (OP)
>One's belief shapes your soul's status and the otherworldly plane (the Warp) it inhabits
>In this Limbo as a soul you drift through the void, and gradually dissipates or can get hunted down by demonic entities
>Demonic entities cannot remain on the mortal plane without the blood ritual's power
>You can ascend into demonhood by being immoral and doing evil rituals

TCOAAL is set in the early stage of Warhammer 40k universe

>>539397940
>devout one's soul against their will
How am I meant to believe these demons are scary and evil if you can just tell them to fuck off and they'll go away?
>the soul's status is completely subjective goes against the basic doctrine of Christianity
No it doesn't. Sola fide, bitch. Those without faith will not be saved, and become tarrer and tarrer souls.
>the devil can only indirectly influence us to fall?
So he has all these legions of demons at his disposal and all this witchcraft at the ready, but doesn't use it because he's playing fair with God? I thought the whole point was that he rebelled AGAINST God. Our disagreement sounds like a difference of sects to me.
>Why bother saying Christ is the king if you gonna go who gives a fuck about the Bible
Christ never wrote a single fucking book, so yes, who gives a fuck about the Bible? Theology as a field only exists because the Bible is such a schizophrenic mess full of contradictions where people can't agree what's meant to be literal and what's meant to be metaphorical. The only constant is that Jesus died to give humanity a chance at redemption, and if these guys want me to be scared of demons then they're gonna have to make them scary.

>>539398770
lucifer and satan are separate entities

>>539399075
>Lucifer is believed to be a fallen angel and the Devil in Christian theology. Lucifer is associated with the sin of pride and believed to have attempted a usurpation of God, whereafter being banished to hell.
>In Christianity, the Devil, also known as Satan, is a malevolent entity that deceives and tempts humans. Frequently viewed as the personification of evil, he is traditionally held to have rebelled against God in an attempt to become equal to God himself. He is said to be a fallen angel, who was expelled from Heaven at the beginning of time, before God created the material world, and is in constant opposition to God.
This is why nobody goes to Church anymore.

>>539398770
Demon had to beg God to do something to Job and Jesus literally says 'Simon, Simon, Satan has asked to sift all of you as wheat.'
Not to mention hou are denying the basic Tenet of the belief that We all have free will and we choose redemption and damnation. If demon can fuck our soul without our say than it means our choice and the sacrifice of Jesus didn't mean jackshit

>>539399878
>If demon can fuck our soul without our say
Shoot the bastard in the face. Also there's still human error, because Ashley has chosen to sacrifice you.

While we're on the topic, is this game's code niggerlicious or divine intellect?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4K8IEzXnMYk

Can Andrew ever be happy?

>>539400468
Yes by taking it up the ass

Andrew dropping out of his poetry degree was a blessing
Though sometimes the game seems to flop flop between if he did or did not finish his degree before being trapped

Your soul is only vulnerable to getting nabbed like that if you aren't in a state of grace. Coffinland is a godless Northern European country so almost nobody is safe.

>>539400742
I don't think he did. He was told right before quarantine he had to move out after graduating and in the parent's house the neighbour was asking for Andrew's college books since he died and didn't need them anymore.
The line Renee gives when talking to the Surgeon is probably talking about a previous attempt to kick him out but he successfully argued to stay. And she didn't kick Ashley out for obvious reasons.

>>539401018
>Your soul is only vulnerable to getting nabbed like that if you aren't in a state of grace
Coffin truly is the Protestant game we've all been waiting for

>>539401018
Reminds me of what I thought when I saw Freddy Krueger movies. Clearly holy power can chase him away so I thought victims are quite helpless against his dream powers because they are godless youngsters

>>539400468
No.in fact he'd be more miserable as an only child

>>539400468
He doesn't deserve to be happy

>>539400406
Mixture of voodoo and divine intellect. Have you seen what they did to make colored text?

>>539400406
Inspired by Ahura Mazda to spread the beauty of delphism

Nina?

>>539402530
who?

>>539401120
Lutheran game, Lutheran general.

>>539403093
We worship demons here, ma'am.

>>539358594
Now all we need are her fat arms in the same pose as the original s_hurt[BUST].png

What a horrifying existence.

>>539401406
Never forget.

>>539404146
I'm surprised RPGmaker doesn't just handle things like colored text and serving up music and sfx files. It's sold as a way for people to make games with needing to know how to code, that seems like the sort of basic thing it should be doing for you.

>>539403306
I like that better desu. Fatley needs to put in effort to gesticulate like that, she can't be doing it casually.

Grrr sisters are the worst!

>>539405272
It's cute when a fat girl has cause to raise her arms.

>>539403093
How?

>>539408446
>fictitious Northern European country

>12 days since last steamDB activity
Man, I hope they'll have something to show us soon. At this point I'd even rake a nothing devlog like May/June ones.

>>539408326
Sisters are the best, actually.

>I look up, "tcoaal" on Amazon just to see what shows up
>people impersonating Nemlei/Kit9 and making profit off of license free music
Romanian scumbaggery must be stopped.

>>539410201
nemlei didn't make the music, you know

>>539410461
Neither did the people impersonating them for profit?

>>539410702
They don't look like they're impersonating them.

>>539410803
>using another artist's copyrighted work and distributing a free license music isn't impersonation
Cool, now my report will be extra long. Way to expose yourself btw, Romajew.

>>539410803
stfu retard

>>539408331
>>539405272
>>539403306
I want to hit the gym so that I can princess carry my fat sloth sister. I couldn't even get up off the ground when I tried to give her a piggyback ride.

>>539401276
I'm honestly not entirely sure how he would turn out if he didn't have Ashley in his life. Probably less stressed out since he doesn't have to worry about raising his baby sister, but still lonely maybe.

>>539411186
>piggyback ride

A bit over a year ago now

>>539414873
I realize I made a slight spelling error in that post.
>that possibly be
Why can't people screenshot posts I don't royally fuck up?

>>539415161
Grammatical. Fuck.

>>539400468
No, but Ashley can

When Andrew hits the boywall

>>539416867
That's only a thing for homosexuals.

>>539416867
It's called twink death.

>>539416867
She must work to prevent that

>>539416867
his bussy is all stale and prolapsed

/calg/ is boyvulating again.

>>539414873
The fact Ashley is naturally alluring but completely fails every time she tries to be sexy on purpose is one of the sexiest things about her.

>>539418067
Women need to understand that the sexiest thing imaginable is just enjoying yourself.

>>539418171
In the language of radical feminism, it is the "ultimate male power fantasy"

>>539418309
>if you show a man you love him he'll stop respecting you!

It becomes more obvious every day that feminists and incels are equal and opposite retards. Although funny enough Ashley literally thinks this about Andrew, she even explicitly thinks it to herself if you take the offramp to Sane after seeing the vision.

If Juliafags win there will be widespread terror and the complete destruction of delphics.
If sisterfags win then the delphics and nemleian puritans will remain in power.
If sissydrewfags win then the devil will have authority over both /calg/ and hell.

>>539419771
>he'll stop respecting you
I mean by default men don't respect women so nothing would change.

>>539423694
Anon is on his boyriod

>>539423694
>he has good genes (for example, douglas's hairline was holding strong well into his 40s. Idk what grandpa did to fuck it up)
All of that is irrelevant because males inherit their hair from their mother's side.

>>539423694
>You don't want to age badly! Here, take this substance that will give you man-boobs.

>>539424636
that makes no sense

>>539424818
You shouldn't seriously engage with deluded /lgbt/ers.

>>539424636
https://www.healthline.com/health/baldness-gene#genetics-of-balding

>>539424818
its possible to get surgery to remove them, and you can also wear binders. Obviously alot of work but its technically an option that men have

>>539424849
>that makes no sense
Sure it does. It just means that if you want to shitpost about Andrew going bald or not you would want to look at Renee's side of the family rather than Douglas'.

>>539423694
dial8, fggt

>>539425127
im white lol

>>539424636
>retard
>haggot
no surprise there

>>539425250
>white dude made his operating system konichiwa senpai desu
fucking kek. Japan really is Wakanda for white people.

>>539424291
Men will never respect someone they're sticking their dick in, for example a dude getting fucked by everyone is a "prison bitch" and even women look down on male bottoms. Zero respect. The only women men actually respect are grandmas, their mom or nuns. Why? Because there's no sexual attraction there.

>>539425361
Sounds like a very distilled boomer take. Derrives from, "I hate muh wife" humor... Touch grass, fag.

>>539425350
no it was to play yosuga no sora, which is coffincore

>>539425361
I think sigmund frued would have something to say about that

sibling sex
https://x.com/nicoMO86383171/status/1968081299190796751

>>539425465
>boomers
You have redditor feminists saying shit like "I can't take her seriously" and then you look at the character's design and it's a chick with big boobs or a midriff. Why can't they take her seriously? Because they're attracted to her. It's not rocket science.

>>539425931
I think it's more likely that they are spiteful envious cunts rather than repressed lesbians..

>>539425931
>redditor feminists
Implying this is a healthy representative of men LMAO

>>539425931
No, it's because they're posturing and clout grinding.

I think she needs to apologize to Andrew.

>>539426134
Would be trivial if she weren't dead

>>539425647
I agree.

Can the mainstream media explain why anal sex between men is okay, but not anal sex between a brother and a sister?

>>539426379
Because retarded normies run this faggot clown planet and decide what the norms are.

>>539426437
It's a real shame, because in the 90's porking your sister wasn't seen as worse than homosexuality. Hell, everyone used to practice kissing with their siblings. We used to be a proper country.

>>539424910
>its technically an option that men have
So is just killing yourself before you hit twenty-five, but that's hardly a constructive path. Want to avoid twinkdeath without turning into an /lgbt/ faggot? First of all, it comes down primarily to genetics. Aside from that, exercise, eating well, staying hydrated, and taking care of your scalp, hair, and skin will give you the best chance of staving off the wall and diminishing its effects. Even if (when) you do finally hit twinkdeath, if you take care of yourself, you shouldn't immediately morph into a fifty year old steel fabrication worker. And finally, if you're really that paranoid and/or upset about balding and hair thinning, there are drugs that you can take which can prevent and reverse that, but personally I'd rather let nature take its course (at least at this point). Seeing as Douglas still had a full head of hair at thirty-nine/forty-ish, Andrew should be fine for at least twenty years to come.

>>539428857
there's a cream you can apply to stimulate hair growth. does it work on a woman's pussy too?

>>539369263
Her letter, read: her therapist and Jane

karugo, I am going to have a nap. Please don't have us on Page 8 (or God forbid, 9 or 10) when I return. Thank you.

>>539428857
men always give the funniest cope
>dude. you can just like be healthy
>uh, and even when you hit TWINKDEATH! It's like... not so bad

anyways yeah, Andrew probably lasts to his mid 50s to mid 60s imo

>>539429736
Andrew said he's got another 60 years in him, so he canonically dies at 82.

>>539429778
*canonically, he dies at 22

>>539429837
Canonically, I blow my load inside your asshole. How do you like them apples?

>>539429889
true.
past the point of 60 though, idk why andrew would care about his looks
as you age you lose your libido anyways, so he can just chill as a grandpa

>>539429778
>unfit smoker alcoholic
lmao

>>539430121
Andrew is fit! He exercises everyday in SnS by doing mating press with his imouto.

>>539401969
HELL YEAH GRAVID EMPIRE
>>539414873
Good times...
>>539423694
Holy kill yourself
>>539426437
True. I want to fucking burn this place down because of this. I finally understand the misanthropy of all those trannies...

>>539430335
u first faggot

>>539430546
I will impregnate your asshole you little faggot. And you're not gonna like it.

>>539403306
I was going to, but Fatley's torso is obviously bigger. Getting the arms to line up is too smart for me

It's gonna be a glorious day
I feel my luck could change

>>539423694
Actually, estrogens do not improve skin. Androgens worsen it. Skin should be improved via topical anti-androgens in order to avoid side effects. Also works for balding.

>>539429736
>dude. you can just like be healthy
Yes. You should try it, it happens to be a generally good thing not just for how you look, but how you feel. Shocker, I know!
>uh, and even when you hit TWINKDEATH! It's like... not so bad
Yes. There are countless examples in real life of this, literally just look around you. If you don't take care of yourself, you'll age like a prune. It's part of why we think people used to look older than they were in old photos and videos.

Julia is such a buttslut.

>>539431598
She is not a sodomist

>>539414873
She looks like a monkey

>>539425127
grass. now.

Janny-sama...
itsumo arigatou....

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms

>>539433387
Hey hey mama, said the way you move
Gon' make you sweat
Gon' make you groove

>>539433974
It's Depeche Mode, Ashley. Not whatever you're singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojvldIzbaMo

>>539434126
Oh yeah? You only know that song because it's suddenly aaaaalll the rage on the radio, but you pretend you've known it for years. Meanwhile Led Zeppelin has been a pillar of rock'n'roll for decades and they're my favourite! You're just being preten... uh.... pretend.....shiss.....? -A POSER! HAH!
https://youtu.be/yBuub4Xe1mw

>>539435432
It's "pretentious". By the way, When the Levee Breaks blows Black Dog out of the water

>>539439037
Ashley is such an awful imouto. She might actually be worse than Kirino

>>539440331
The fact that you badmouth another man’s imouto, even a fictional one, tells me everything I need to know about you. Either you don’t have a sister or she doesn’t love you. Either way you’re a walking red flag to everyone who has a sister that loves them.

>>539441097
Ashley is mean to Andrew and doesn't listen. Imoutos should listen and be kind to their Onii-chans.

>>539439037
why do you feel that way?

>>539102249
Hey! Someone saved my dildo removing edit. Nice.

YOUR TEARS DON'T FALL
AND CRASH AROUND ME

>>539440331
Ashlry could've been a peak sisterwife but it was Andrew who ruined everything by choosing the normie life

>>539449771
Ashley ruined his life when she murdered Nina, blackmailed him with it, then told Mom

Time?

>>539369660
This face fucks old overweight men for less than ten dollars!
at least according to my ai chatbot roleplay

>>539450320
>she murdered nina
Andrew did.

Human nature murdered Nina

>>539463839
Ashley's plan

>>539466626
Andrew's actions

>>539466690
RICO

>>539467227
You don't even know what RICO is

>>539467265
It wouldn't be racketeering, but the fact is that Ashley telling Andrew to lock Nina in the crate when Andrew protested makes her criminally culpable

>>539467879
Yes, but not under RICO. RICO is for the specific cases of organized crime where charging somebody as an accessory or accomplice becomes impossible.
>Your honor, I gave Tony that gun for self defense while conducting legitimate business dealings, how was I a'pposed to know he'd whack some greaseball?
>Breaks my heart, I tell ya.

>>539468098
I didn't feel like digging through my law textbooks to find the right case. Point is, Ashley's fault

>>539468406
I accept your concession.

>>539468492
You claimed I didn't know what RICO was. I do

>>539455869
Who pays you to lie?

>>539441686
Ashley is merely one flavor of imouto, and a good one at that. At the end of the day, a bit of brattiness doesn't detract from (and in fact, enhances) the fact that she's ride-or-die loyal and loving.

>>539475901
Probably the same people paying Julia for $10 blowies.

Damn sis, you shit with that thing?

>>539480061
where's the ass?

>>539465205
That's what I'm sayin! Another instance of le paganism of this game, natural human power struggle and allat.

>>539480438
Sorry she is not Negroid, Jamal.

>>539481703
Human nature is literally a central aspect in basically every religious or spiritual practice.

>>539463839
>The defendants are the siblings Andrew and Ashley Graves, both accused of false imprisonment, 2nd degree murder, and tampering with evidence.
>On [date], around [time], Andrew and Ashley were with [Nina] at [the abandoned warehouse] where they had been playing hide-and-seek.
>At one point, while the defendants were hiding together and [Nina] was counting down outside the warehouse, Ashley proposed that they trap [Nina] in a crate in the warehouse.
>Andrew agreed.
>After this, it was Andrew's turn to be the seeker.
>Furthering her plan, Ashley proposed to [Nina] that [Nina] should hide inside a crate.
>After [Nina] initially objected, Ashley pressed her again.
>[Nina] agreed and hid inside the crate, immediately after which Ashley shut the crate and stood on top of it in order to prevent [Nina] from opening it.
>At this point [Nina] started to panic and start banging against the lid of the crate, pleading that Ashley open it as she could not breathe.
>The latter was likely due to [Nina] having been suffering from asthma, and the dust inside the crate having exacerbated her symptoms.
>Andrew then inserted a wooden stick inside a pair of padlock eyes on the crate, again in furtherance of the plan.
>After this, the defendants left.
>As autopsy shows, [Nina] died some time after this point.
>The cause of death is asphyxiation due to an exacerbation of asthma and confinement within a poorly ventilated airspace.
>The autopsy also shows injuries to the finger due to scratching, consistent with blood later recovered from the inside of the crate.
>Around [time] next day, the defendants returned to the warehouse to discover that [Nina] had died.
>They then rolled her up in a tarp and carried her into a nearby park, where they dug a grave and buried her in it.
>They did not notify authorities.
I'm pretty sure they would both be found guilty on all counts.

>>539483468
>2nd degree murder
It was manslaughter. Regardless of the intent to inflict psychological harm on the victim in question the death was accidental. Murder to the second degree requires either intent to kill vice premeditation, or actions which were not intended to kill but which a reasonable person should know would create a substantial risk of death, or serious bodily harm. Andy and Leyley did not know that Nina would choke to death on dust due to asthma, and the actions taken would otherwise been extremely unlike to result in anything other than psychological trauma in any other circumstances. Additionally, charging extremely young children with second degree murder would require you to charge them as an adult, which would require you to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt they had the cognitive ability necessary to judge the full breadth of consequences which their actions would create, the actuality of the circumstances that there was no intent to kill aside.

All in all, people who blame one sibling or the other for what happened to Nina are purposefully stirring the pot because they're faggots as it's yet another form of recycled bait.

This is how you treat brothers who fuck hussies

>>539484317
>Andy and Leyley did not know that Nina would choke to death on dust due to asthma
Andy did, the entire point of that scene is that Andrew will do anything for his imouto even though he knows better. Andy specifically noticed that Nina wasn't breathing properly but kept her locked in because being a siscon is more important.

>>539484317
>Andrew didn't murder anyone either
now this changes things

>>539484904
Unless they're being judged according to Fictional Northern European Country law, which would have them sentenced to life as long as the offence is "aggravated".

>>539485813
It doesn't fit any of the above 4 criteria, which would have to in addition to being aggravated, hence the "is also"

>>539485434
Why are there SO many drawings of Ashley eating burgers?

My sister is a vegan and my diet consists of meat, potatoes, and alcohol, that's the extent of my contribution to this nutrition discussion.

>>539485937
It could be argued to be particularly cruel.

>>539486119
They're still children.

>>539486086
Because her skinny ass needs one (Andrew too)

On queue

>>539486421
Hello, anon, it's for you

The real question: do you want the ??? plush to be completely spherical, or more flattened to be in line with the sprite?

>>539488680
??? shouldn't be a plush, ??? should be one of those squishy bean bag pellet stuffed things instead

Luv me brutha
Luv me trinket
Luv me mop
'ate 'ussies
'ate floozies
'ate 'ores
Simpul az

HOLY SHIT ITS UP

>>539488964
>ashley when she sees andrew pitching a tent

>>539488964
I will vigorously rape you.

>30 deleted posts
It's that easy.

holy shit

it's over

My /calg/ boywives will never take E now

>>539488848
We don't bully the ??? beanbag

I love my pretty wife Noelle!

>>539489642
??? MUST BE SQUISHED FOR THEIR TRANSGRESSIONS

>>539489775
And I love your wife Noelle's boyfriend Yule.

>>539489842
Hugging is a form of squishing.

>>539465205
>your honor

Reminder that you'll never experience this.

>>539490065
>couples.....hug each other sometimes
Woah, the parallels are insane. I kneel, Nemlei-sama.

>>539490447
But wait, there's more!

What would the GameFAQs discussions be like if this game came out in the 2000's?

>>539490447
These are the truths the establishment is trying to hide from you

>>539490447
But I really won't experience that

How do you pronounce LeyLey in your head?
If its based on Ashley then shouldn't it be like "Lili"?

>>539491475
It's Laylay

>>539491475
Shitley.

>>539491475
Laylee if you're an Anglo-Saxon-Jute

What are Ashley's favorite movies and TV shows
Is she inspired by Bart simpson?

>>539491475
I used to read it like "Lay-lee" but I've since gotten used to "Lay-lay"

The Lay of Ashley and Andrew

>>539491713
>Bart Simpson Ashley
Someone please draw her as one of those bootleg Bart shirts from the 90s

>>539360272
wasn't expecting this but based, thanks anon

>>539490990
>PLEASE MAKE A PSP VERSION!!! I want to play this on the go

>>539490990
It would probably be even more of a sensation since there were less games and less indie games. Maybe it'd get an official release on a digital console store. It'd be like off or cave story

>>539493632
>you will never run around your destitute commie block setting trash on fire with your sister

>>539491475
I've always pronounced it the correct way.

>>539490990
>"this game is awesome, except for Julia, everything she does is an epic fail"

>>539491925
Lay you say? =3

>>539493238
We really deserved this game in the Bush era. It'd fit right in with the webcomics of the time.

>>539495924
A lay is a poem you idiot.

>>539490990
I can't tell if there would be even more thirsting over Ashley, or more people hating on her and calling her annoying since that happened to a lot of female characters back then (like another Ashley)

>>539496882
The lack of voice acting would do Ashley Graves a lot of favours. I don't remember anyone getting particularly upset at Eiko from FF9, but if that game had voice acting you best believe she'd go down in infamy.

I hate the Graves

>>539498125
I'll eat her taco if you know what I mean

>>539498125
>Andy this costs 3 times as much as it did 10 years ago and it's half the size!

>>539498426
>Ashley you're like 40 now. I'm not even alive anymore. Stop talking to me.

i'm glad we got the game just recently. somehow i don't think it would've been as impactful had it been released back then. in the (late) '00s, there was a lot of good content being released frequently, and now that games have been utter dogshit for well over a decade, i feel like we NEED gems like this every once in a while.

>>539498125
Taco Bell tastes so good without a bitch in your ear telling you it's bad

>>539499357
Shit tastes mid because they take all the best stuff off the menu.

Taco bell and little Caesars should combine

>>539499714
And sisters should eat there!

I woke up from a dream where my sister's boyfriend dumped her, and I was happy. TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BAAAAAAAAACK

>>539488904
I read this with Ashley's voice in my head and then I realized that I just came up with an Ashley voice. Revelational post anon.

>>539501430
Kill him. I would.

>>539358858
Only if there's a route where they both become demons could it work

The car and the gun are based on real models? And people actually ID'd them? How

>>539503409
If Shots and Such was peak

>>539505280
were*

Sisters are always worth it.

>>539509058
why does she look drunk

>>539510616
probably is in that art

>>539511007
cute

imagine having a tcoaal themed birthday during your teenage phase

>>539512570
I did this on my 27th birthday. Granted, it was way less festive... and I was by myself. Chocolate Cake, Beer, Tcoaal on laptop. Was one of the better ones I've had in recent years lol

>>539512786
>and I was by myself
why didn't you post something about it? a birthday with /calg/ is surely better than a birthday alone

>>539514018
This was well before I started posting here. Hell, wasn't even aware of this thread's existence because I was in the middle of my 4chan hiatus.

>>539503916
IDK about the car but the revolver is a decently popular model. Not a stretch someone would recognize it.

>>539509260
Ashley's not a girl I picture as particularly interested in getting her pussy eaten

>>539515836
I don't care if she's interested, because I am!

>>539514564
>>539512786
Did you take any pics?

Nemlei really cooked with femboy + tomboy incest ngl

Stick.

>>539358318 (OP)
dropped in to say the mom is hot
that is all, hope your next release comes soon

bait used to be believable

>>539522569
>hope your next release comes soon
indeed it will

>>539522569
HAGGOTS STAY OUT!!

Any other Nemleian game recs? I got one for you: Okage on PS2. It's a gothic RPG with a quirky art style and great humor.

>>539524281
Really good graphics for such an early PS2 release as well

>>539524281
https://youtu.be/Wx6j2I8v2Z0

I thought this game had a kinda similar bleak and fucked up yet humorous atmosphere to Nemlei stuff

>>539517501
Had one on old device, since lost, sadly. Was just a slice of cake witg tcoaal on laptop lol.

What exactly was Andrew doing?

>>539524651
i thought this game took place in the 90s, why is there one of those modern Dyson hand dryers in that bathroom?

>>539524281
Two I can think of

https://youtu.be/dcEddK13uYQ

https://youtu.be/989TcbkyZEc

>>539525023
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HACKLEI
EXPLAIN YOURSELF
GAME RUINED GAME RUINED GAME RUINED GAME RUINED

>>539524651
those damn urinals always spray piss everywhere

>>539524651
I don't recall this cg... is this from the gas station?

>>539525023
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>539525023
Just deleted Coffin from my steam account...

>>539525023
immersion: RUINED!
ITS. OVER.

>>539525064
Fran Bow is fucking awesome. I never heard of the second one but looks cool, I'll try it out.

Welp time to bitch on the Steam forums. Nemlei has corrected CGs before, so this one shouldn't be any different.

Coffin...it's finished.

>>539525373
>>539525652
>>539525238

>>539525705
NO! MY KINO IS RUINED! RUI-INED! NEMLEI MUST FIX THIS NOW!!!!!

>>539525451
>"Kit9, won't you fix this oversight?"
>"Hmm. No."

It's okay, we do not need Episode 4 anymore.

>>539526061
based

>>539525023 (me)
am i really the first one to notice this? some of you probably have over 100 hours in this game, what the fuck have you been doing?
or is my chain being jerked?

>>539526794
There's 3 (maybe 4?) different outcomes in the gas station minigame, so most of us probably never even saw this cg. One Anon certainly didn't: >>539525217

>>539526794
I've been in /calg/ since the /v/ days and I cannot recall anyone else bringing this up. It's definitely a combination of three things:
>1. We weren't paying that much attention and just laughed at the comical scene
>2. Like >>539526921 said, some of us probably never even witnessed this CG
>3. Even if one had specifically spotted the Dyson dryer, you probably wouldn't think it out of the ordinary if you're a zoomer

>>539524651
#DYSONGATE
#DYSONGATE
#DYSONGATE

>>539527268
Meant for >>539525023

Dear /tcoal/,

We would like to extend our sincerest apologies for the oversight in our recent release of Chapter 3. It has come to our attention that a Dyson hand dryer was mistakenly included in one of the game’s bathroom scenes, set in the 1990s. Upon review, we recognize that this is historically inaccurate, as Dyson hand dryers were not introduced until the mid-2000s. This inconsistency was unintentional and does not reflect the level of accuracy and attention to detail we strive to uphold in our games.

We fully understand that such details can impact the immersion and authenticity of the game world, and we deeply regret this lapse in our usual commitment to historical accuracy. The author is actively addressing this issue, and we will be releasing an update to correct the hand dryer placement in the next patch.

Thank you for your understanding and continued support. We are committed to delivering the best possible experience for our players, and we will ensure that future content reflects the high standards that you expect from us.

If you have any concerns or questions, please do not hesitate to reach out to our support team at the steam forums.

Sincerely,
Kit9

Ashley takes it up the ass

>>539527704
All good sisters will try it at least once.

>>539527704
She doesn't love him THAT much.

>>539527775
My sister tried it once with a one night stand and fucking hated it. She hated it so much she wrote a poem about how horrible the experience was. And yet, she reads erotic fanfiction about MEN getting pegged. What a fucking hypocrite!

>>539527145
That was one of the devlog preview images, meaning nobody noticed it back then either, or somebody did and we forgot + Nemlei didn't hear about it/give a shit.

>>539528167
Before 3A came out we could've very well assumed it was after a lengthy timeskip

>>539528119
>anon lets other men casually use his sister
>in the ass no less

Grim.

>>539527532
>If you have any concerns or questions, please do not hesitate to reach out
Here's my question:
NIIIIIIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!! FIX IT NOW!

>>539528119
Anon. You need to correct your sister. In the ass. You can even make it a fair trade: in return, she gets to correct YOU in the ass since she seems into that.

>>539528303
If it's anal it doesn't count, right? Right?
>>539528403
Look, I don't think she'd let me fuck her in the ass. But there's definitely an above 10% chance she's willing to peg me. When you combine her sick fanfiction with the amount of times she's poked my asshole and the amount of times she's tried convincing me to do female cosplay...I think she has issues.

>>539525023
>>539525103
>>539525238
>>539525323
>>539525373
>>539525451
>>539525652
>>539525784
Idk what you guys are freaking out about, these things have been around for a while. Not from Dyson sure, but Mitsubishi Electric came out with this stuff in 1993.

>>539528119
Men are made for taking it up the ass. That's what the prostate is for.
Women? They have pussies.

>>539529432
This desu. Anon needs to give up his booty to his imouto

>>539529332
No... people in the '90s were cavemen! Cavemen, I tell you!

>>539529514
She's older than me you faggot, plus I don't really want to take it up the ass?

>>539529332
>>539529591
These things weren't exactly common in the 90's, let alone outside of Japan, let alone at a gas station in the middle of nowhere.

>>539529697
They still existed, so it's entirely possible to have one in Finland in 1999.

>>539529880
No, it's not. A Finnish company would have to first know that these Japanese specialty products exist, then have them imported at a time when Mitsubishi hadn't cleared them for export, which means having an agent buy them domestically IN Japan and ship them to the other side of the world, and then spend years fighting in court to prove that these devices comply with chickenshit EU regulations, and then somehow have an engineer who knows how this foreign product which hasn't even been cleared for export works so that he can install and maintain it, and additionally decide that you should dedicate this entire logistical clusterfuck to the betterment of a Finnish gas station in the middle of fucking nowhere.

>>539527145
>>539526794
I vaguely remember someone saying the dyson was out of place back when Progress Report #2 dropped: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4061752300809628125
Worth looking through the /calg/ threads at the time?

>>539530413
FUCK

>>539530413
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/463977932/#464065905
Yep we called Nemlei a hack for it almost 2 years ago.

>>539525145
>>539530787
Same joke lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUlarAgW72I
Dysonbros...is it over?

I hate Ashley

I like Ashley

I am indifferent towards Ashley.

>>539522569
Next part will release next month

>>539533940
I need it. I need to recreate that high from apil fools when Nemlei stealth dropped Chapter 3. All of the anons here getting retard filtered by the puzzles at 3 am, it was kino...

>>539534035
stop, she'll put out a log when she feels like it

>>539534380
I'll put out a log on Nemlei's doormat if we don't get an update on October 1

>>539534614
I hope we don't get a log at all and she shadow-drops it mid-november out of nowhere.

4chan has been kill SO many fucking times this year. Is this because the servers are running off Mac Minis?

>>539535009
Haven't noticed anything crazy since that massive outage back in April.

ten percent of men fap to immediate family? that's higher than expected

>>539522526
Stickley

>>539535009
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/82105896/#q82107781

>>539535481
No, ten per cent of the respondents are men who've fapped to immediate family. 84% of respondents are men, and 10 out of 84 is 11.9%.

For women btw that's 12.5%, these hoes love their brothers

>servers broken
Great, did Ashley sit on it again?

>>539535780
thanks anon i fail at statistics
ik this poll doesn't really mean anything but still interesting

Can somebody post the coze zone image please and thank you nevermind I found it while I was waiting for the captcha to load

>>539535481
>Aella

>>539529663
>>539529124
>plus I don't really want to take it up the ass?
ANON I REMEMBER YOU, DON'T FUCKING LIE. YOU WANT TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS. YOU WANT TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS.

In my opinion, sisters should be destroyed. Brothers too, possibly.

>>539530787
I wonder what this Anon thinks of this scandal now

>>539539757
Agreed.

>>539539757
Anally

>>539539757
Couldn't agree more

>>539540276
it looks like ashley is fucking his decapitated head

>>539540276
it looks like they're conjoined twins.

>>539540687
>>539540741
I didn't see it at first but now I can't unsee it lol

>>539512570
Nigga that's an altar. I would sacrifice some Malcoms at that thing.

>>539527532
The real Kike9 would jump through hoops not to say Dyson.
>A certain hand dryer
>Said hand dryer

>>539529697
Nemlei is actually a zoomer pretending to be a milleniul because she likes the 90s but she actually doesn't know ANYTHING about the era as we can see.

>>539540687
>>539540741

>>539534614
I'll put my log in Nemlei when I feel like it.

>>539541802
Anon, a log is shit.

>>539541831
It's also a cylindrical piece of wood, and it's well within reason to use it to mean "penis". I will put my log inside Nemlei.

>>539542042
Anon don't ram a log of shit inside of a woman

>>539541802
>>539542042
Do you have any idea how unhygienic that is?!

>>539542167
You know what is hygienic? My fucking scrumptious boysmelle. I wish women smelt this good.

For me, it's using Nemlei like an onahole

>>539542167
I am going to put this big fat log in you.

>>539546009
god dammit why can't siblings have more sex irl? We need to stop woke

>>539358318 (OP)
Sister sending a message in 4 am to proudly show me a drawing she made. She's so endearing

>>539547051
Send her a dick pic to congratulate her

>>539547051
>4am
Which pacific island do you live in?

Is this game porn?

>>539547338
It was yesterday you silly

When was the last devlog?

>>539547785
June I think

>>539547051
heard my sister bullying someone for watching anime over the phone.
I'm so proud of her

>>539548403
But anime has based brocons...

>>539549445
>Ani-ue, we must devour neighbour-san.

Have there ever been any music references in the script? I'm very strongly reminded of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge, so much that I bet creator-sama listened to them as a kid.

>>539550498
This entire poem is legitimately completely ruined by "the".

>>539550753
ESL detected.

>>539551413
ESL game

>>539551547
Maybe so, but the "the" is crucial to the poem.

>>539549445
Goes so fucking hard…damn

>>539540276
Would Femdrew peg Boyley?

>>539553096
This is so much creepier

>>539535626
lmao it was all downhill since moot abandoned us, now they got like three Chinese code monkeys to work on the site for 25 cents an hour

>>539550498
>>539550753
>HaHAhAh! What is this you dork?? Why did you put a random 'the' in there like that? Pfff, English major my ass.

>>539553324
Shut up femcel, Femdrew is still the one in control

>>539557217
actual semen demon wtf

Dyson hijack for next OP?

>>539557647
Did you change anything?

>>539559187
2x resolution

Now that the dust has settled, what did she mean by this?

>>539557217
>>539557647
The courage to say I want to have sex with this child

>>539515836
I don't know why my wife is like the one woman who doesn't enjoy me going down on her.

Life sucks, man

>>539559187
It's the true resolution 3423x4096 not the thumbnail version 1712x2048.

I LOVE INCEST AND WATCHING SIBLINGS FUCK!

>>539564601
I prefer moms.

>>539564785
You watch moms fuck?

>>539565292
I fuck my mom.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758216851939182.mp4

MILF (21 years old) sister...

>>539565491
that is out of pocket
and really hot

>>539565491
giwtwm

Why are (albeit "humorous") artists so keen on portraying Andy and Leyley's child(ren) with a deformity/malformation? There's only at most a 50% of any negative mutations. If you're in the medical field you'd know those odds are actually really great for something (birth) that takes place at such large intervals (10 months)

>>539565535
>MILF (21
I understand that the definition of MILF isn't age restrictive, but it still feels wrong to call a 2x year old a MILF

>>539569097
Why is he such a gooner? Is he a porn addict?

>>539569941
I don't think Andrew is a "porn addict" just because there's not enough evidence for it; if I'm not mistaken the only mention of porn in the game is after you cut up the plushie to get the choker and examining the TV says "There's nothing but porn on the TV" which is obviously just metaphorical for Andrew's lust towards Ashley. If anything he's a sex addict but if not for Douglas' one gag line I'd say that's only because masturbation doesn't exist in the Nemleiverse because why else would he put up with Julia just for dead-fish Christian-guilt sex.

>>539573463
I don't even think Andrew is necessarily a sex addict, I think he genuinely just has an absurd, obsessive lust for Ashley. Julia can't satisfy this itch because the Ashley part of it is what specifically appeals to him, he's obsessing over her while hating himself for it, beating his dick to her, fantasizing about her, and peeping on her all the while knowing in his heart of hearts that if he wanted her he could have her, and it disgusts him that he knows this and wants it too, which only compounds the weird sexual obsession.

>>539573463
Andrew isn't a sex/porn addict. We know this because his dreams aren't sexual and when he has down time he doesn't really think about sex. Like >>539573959 says, he has an obsession with Ashley which involves sexual aspects, but that no more than a normal part of being obsessed with a girl. If Andrew was a sex/porn addict, we'd see that his dreams always involved sex in some way and when he was alone in his own thoughts they'd always be sexual
t. porn addict

>>539574787
I completely agree with you actually, I'm just saying if there has to be an -ism it's definitely not porn.

>>539574787
>We know this because his dreams aren't sexual
???

>>539575352
Demonic manipulation psychoscapes aren't dreams.

>be kind
>ashley loses respect towards you
andrew was an asshole because he knows the female nature

>>539574787
>t. porn addict

>>539578165
Epic fucking flavor-of-the-month anime reaction gif bro, you could do numbers on twitter

>>539578896
nigger shut up

>>539578985
called out lmfao

>>539578165
>THAT shit show

>>539579052
im sorry hacker anonymous, ill use elite, epic humor from here on out! I promise!

>>539579204
to be fair, the movie was lowkey fine. So was hidden inventory

>>539578165
Go the fuck back dude. I've never even seen or read that.

>>539580068
you don't have to be a jerk about it why are you trying to instigate a fight over this
your gif is just totally incomprehensible. what are you even trying to say? I'd ont understand the context

Is Noelle a squirter

>>539580540
if you dont get the joke you could have just asked instead of acting like a cunt (>>539578896)

>>539583703
Outright catlike behavior.

>>539585303
Studies indicate a link between sisters and cats

>>539586171
>Cute
>Bratty
>Crave love and affection
>Loved by intellectuals
>Shits in a litterbox
It's just science.

>>539552101
Literally the most endearing -if not hot thing a girl can do for a guy is be inexperienced and scared/worried while also being very horny and uncontrollable for her first time. A guy with healthy amounts of testosterone, that is.

>>539553880
Your ass?? Where???

>>539588384
Ummm, I think I saw it just outside a while ago. If you hurry you might be able to catch it.

What do Andrew and Ashley do in their free time when they're not around each other?
Ashley probably just watches cable and gets random gore horror movies to watch. If she could shed probably play video games. Maybe she stole a dendy or a gameboy. Shed probably go outside more to just loiter and fuck around.
Andrew I feel like has way more limited interests. I perceive him as perpetually bored outside of his literature and incest interests. Then he gets so mad that he fucks Julia so he won't have to be so mad anymore

>>539589072
>What do Andrew and Ashley do in their free time when they're not around each other?
Existential horror and depression spiraling.

Grandpa was wrong, law school sucks I hate it here

>>539591356
I don't think Douglas went to law school

>>539590585
What the fuck

>>539569515
It's just normie bias

>>539590585
please learn to punctuate, esl

>>539589072
Ashley tried getting into gardening on their little balcony, but it didn't really work out for her.

>>539588164
Fact checkers confirm this is true.

>>539591356
Should've joined the marine corps than, bucko.

>>539594094
He's not American

>>539594094
>than
Not worth it. Never worth it.

>>539594094
He would have gotten railed into oblivion.

>>539595793
anon said the marines, not the navy

>>539595793
What's new?

>>539595887
European armies are way more prison gay and rapey

>>539595921
Is there any proof of this? There is for the rope but not for other stuff. I assumed the phallus was for Renee.

>>539591356
>>539591672
If Douglas got a high-paying job could all the sliblings' issues been mitigated? Do you believe their problems were caused by poverty or Renee?

>>539595793
My GOAT could take it.

>>539596178
>I assumed the phallus was for Renee.
I mean, maybe. But you never know

>>539596468
Depends on how rich and how far you're willing to fanfic.
Anywhere from exactly the same but they're totally spoiled brats with even less skills to more normal because they can hire a nanny and a caretaker and therapist and send Ashley away to boarding school or anywhere else

But then the genetic aspect comes up too.
I think if they had money they could at least contain the kids more. And rene might be a little happier and more willing to be a mom.
The damage was done super fast though. Ashley would still be likely to be willing to kill for Andrew

>>539596809
>Ashley is obsessed with the nanny and kills a kid to monopolize them
>Andrew wants to fuck the nanny instead

Its hopeless