Thread 539418629

Shupo Edition

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>Previous Thread
>>538990927

first for fempyro

yep, this is the thread

>>539418739
zased

>>539418949
humina humina AWOOGA

Zesty won.

>>539418851
steam friends...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3it6dM3e58
new tf2 spinoff coming bros

>>539419132
TRUE!

>>539419550
>singleplayer desk job thing that might not even be TF2
grim

>>539419820
>>539419132
I'm enjoying this new ship

>>539419820
WINSTY CANNOT BE STOPPED
>WINSTY CANNOT BE STOPPED
WINSTY CANNOT BE STOPPED
>WINSTY CANNOT BE STOPPED
WINSTY CANNOT BE STOPPED
>WINSTY CANNOT BE STOPPED
WINSTY CANNOT BE STOPPED

Winsty Victorysus

Soon™

>>539419212
i miss the original steam friends poster

>>539421127
me too

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

>>539421512
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>539422014
this but shupos

>>539422014
this but zesty

>Dashboard view from a car about to stand in dead-locked traffic
Aw, shoot.
>Meet the Accountant!

>Sniper, wearing a white shirt and slacks, no hat, and perscription glasses, sitting behind the wheel of an old, (crucially) right-hand drive economy car, with his bent knees showing that it's a bit too small for him
Accountin's a bad job, mate.
'Ss an easy work, indoors.
I gurantee you will go angry, 'cause at the end of the day, s'long as there are six billion people on the planet, someone's gotta want a better life.

>"Claim denied" gets stamped on a document on a table, then pan up to not particularly happy Saxton towering over the table, wearing a black jacket (over bare chest and shorts)
Oh...

>Sniper calling on a big brick-shaped mobile phone from the 90s, with his car rear-ended in the background, still in the same traffic jam
Yeah, I'm a... I' not a swindler dad, I'm an insurance agent! What would difference be, one is a job and other's a felony!
I'll be honest with you, my parents do not care for it.

>Sniper standing in a packed elevator, half a head taller than everyone else, followed by a shot from the cafeteria
I think the secretary just looked at me... No, no she didn't.

>Coffee and piss jugs scene, in office flavor, with jugs under the table

Standahds? Look mate, you know who's got a lot of standahds? Blokes who get to shoot holes in people's heads for a living.
White collars have emotions.
>Whacks a woman with a golf trophy
Be a kunt.
>Shot of toilet stalls, one occupied by, presumably, Sniper
Procrastinate.
>Dramatically pulls a check out of an envelope
Live a life paycheck to paycheck.

[dum-budubum dum-budubum dum-budubum bu-bu-bu-bu-dum!]

Dad... Dad, em, put mom on the phone...

He's so perfect bros

>>539418629 (OP)
I hope the Snake thread makes it next time

>>539418949
>>539422014

>>539425137
seconding this

>>539425129
What a sexy horse.

wtf even is a shupo and why has it become acceptable to spam it as an off-topic image

>>539425137
Spy in a Box is already inside (You)r thread

>>539426338
A SPY IN A BOX IS ALREADY INSIDE MY THREAD?!

>>539425926
Well you see there's demofloyd poster and he hates (hated?) anime but he barely posts here anymore and then everyone started posting shupo ironically (probably?) to piss him off but now they just spam the thread with it non-stop but don't complain about it because that means you're demofloyd poster samefagging. Seriously just ignore it if you don't like it.

Update this week bros

>>539426763
I believe in you jackposter

>>539426763
This post actually made me spit out my pink cookie laughing. There's not a chance in hell I'll be releasing this rush job before October. Keep waiting kiddo.

>>539426487
A RED SPY IS IN THE BOX?

>>539425926
>wtf even is a shupo
Green-haired loli twins from a chink-made jap-market gacha game (Blue Archive)
>why has it become acceptable to spam it as an off-topic image
Because the most vocal opponent to the shupoposter(s), demofloydposter, is an annoying faggot who throws tantrums when people call him out for making low effort posts, for which he has been banned multiple times along with what >>539426602 said, shupoposting has somewhat become, for lack of a better word, "thread culture".
Personally, don't care much if the image of a post is a shupo, as long as the text content is actually related to the game. I report all the "haha shupos cute" posts every time I see them.

>>539429520
what does this post have to do with tf2?

>>539431013
It has a spy in it

Wtf is this bug?
>play spy
>be cloaked with C&D
>press m2 to decloak
>spy "recloaks" while already invisable
Spamming m2 doesnt replicate the bug because you cant recloak before finishing the uncloaking animation. Anybody got a clue?

>>539432202
Check your ping and interp settings.

Did Zesty win yet?

>>539433150
He will, but he needs you to bend over first

>>539433150
Teri is a Texas bull riding pro.

>>539433150
He did.
>>539419132
>>539419820

>>539418629 (OP)
Kino OP
Now... Where's the shupo MvM update, Eric?

>>539425926
some guy spammed demo edits a few months back and the schizos here unfortunately lost it completely and now we have this

>>539429520
Actual schizophrenic babble

>>539429520
slight correction. it is gook made

>>539429520
And the mods don't do anything about it because they are also game related and don't care where they go.

>>539437476
It's off-topic spam, just do the needful as spam. Last thread they did the schtick where it was "lets start a vote" and spammed their images every 2 minutes off cooldown. I'm too employed to be here or care, but it's pretty obvious the person spamming these ops has nothing better going on.

>>539425926
Most of this board has generals for games for manchild losers.

>>539435139
Eric sources told me hmmmm
2 weeks

>>539437994
meant for >>539437113

Is there any shot against a full health enemy where the extra damage from a max charge Machina actually matters? A bodyshot kills 150 health enemies and fails to kill 175HP enemies with or without the bonus, and a headshot by default already kills every class in the game. And the bonus isn't enough to let the sniper bypass reduction from things like the Fists of Steel either.

I wish /tf2g/ was on a masculine board..

>>539438582
Fanboy you're not the real one

>>539438764
Not the real what?

>>539438495
>fails to kill 175HP enemies with or without the bonus
the lowest damage you can deal from the furthest range is 3, so if a 175 gets hit by anything once they are now one shot by the machina sniper

where the machina shines is when there are crowded hallways filled with explosive damage to get collaterals in

>>539438495
the difference between 2 HP and 20 HP can actually matter
20 HP still gives you a chance to duck into cover if you are fast
with 2 hp you will die from any random stray bullet (snipers smg for example deals 4 damage per shot from max disrance, combined with first shot accuracy he can easierly finish you off with it)

>>539438582
>>>/cm/3913476

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfwjWFPY21E
>Dane releases a slopvideo about Dustbowl
damn you're only 18 years too late on this

>>539418629 (OP)
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

>>539429520
Good post, but what should the next OP be?

>>539445742
Demofloyd

>>539445947
Second this.

>>539445742
I like this MGS one
This anon deserves it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9XdGttT4gQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO_7FzMYIw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtxK5yIAynU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17hTnj4MxM
the videos that SAVED tf2

>>539438075
Not even close, but nice try, kiddo.

>>539447208
i knew shupos were tf2core

>>539447208
What a bunch of CRINGE content.

>>539447208
What a collection of BASED masterpieces

>>539445742
Too soon to decide, but
this. >>539447089

>>539447208
Was kino until they started talking.

>>539447208
KINOOOOOOOOOO

>>539447208
Where Goku?

>>539437953
I believe my shupogods

>>539445947
I want this to be the next OP.

>>539448914
>gods

>>539449935
it's just a samefag who spams and vouches for himself.

>>539448434
Anime boys aren't manchild loser culture.

>>539447208
This is badass wtf

>>539451227
You mean it's just bad.

>>539451665
you're right.

Sniper is boring.

Heavy is interesting.

Sniper is based.

Shupos are based.

Heavy is cringe.

>>539454712
you're right.

>>539454712
demofloyd*

Heavy is DEAD!

Eric has something big planned

>>539455673
Even if this was true who gives a fuck about MvM

He looks like he's going to switch to sniper

>>539454712
this

>>539455278
HEAVY IS DEAD?!

>>539456435
tf2g core

>>539456435
wow. so epic

>use bushwacka
>only way to crit is to also have piss or the carbine
>get marked-for-death lite applied to you in the process, ensuring anyone can sneeze on you to kill you before you have a chance to even attack
>use stock
>no downsides, no required combo weaponry, and a crit rate so high it's basically guaranteed
why does this piece of shit exist

>>539457365
To deal 195 damage, duh

>>539458750
But that's what the frying pan is for

>>539418629 (OP)
some day we'll actually get a on topic OP for the gen... some day

>>539424767
>>539426026
>>539426257
What did shupoposter mean by this?

>>539419132
BIGLY

>>539447208
tf2 and BA is inevitable then. When will someone make BA mods for them?

>>539459592
I forget if that one anon finished the box trot/shupo hat mod he was making

>>539459592
Hopefully not.

>>539459592
local anon made a mod for the box trot >>534191392
there are a couple of ba mods for tf2 on gamebanana https://gamebanana.com/search?_sOrder=best_match&_idGameRow=297&_sSearchString=blue+archive
idk about the other way tho, overall not a lot of mods for ba on gamebanana at least

>>539459318
I don't care about being a secondary to a gacha. I got the Hina and Mutsuki backgrounds and that's all I need until Shupos are available.

That SCOUT is a bloody MEEEDIIIIIIIC!!!

>>539460354
Holy based

>>539459124
I just don't get the appeal, let alone why one has to spam the shitty gacha bug human game.

Why is it mad?

>>539460683
Because it's pretty insane that scout can cum that much.

>>539459318
why are you stalking me on /bag/
nobody cares about secondaries lol
it's gachaslop

KONATA MILKED!
SOLDIER AIRSHOTTED!
MEDIC AIRSHOTTED!

For me, it's the soulless victory animations from Valve's competitive mode.

>>539461238
the floydfag isnt getting enough attention here so he's following you there

>>539461291
what makes them soulless?

>>539460683
Mad cow disease?

>>539461458
reddit told me it was against the artstyle and therefor nuslop

HOLY SHIT GUYS CHECK STEAM

*updates my cloud save*

>>539462287
Stop posting this image here.

shupo bros, post your tf2 webm's

>>539463124
no

>>539463343
They don't play TF2.

>>539463625
kill yourself

>>539463625
live forever king

>>539463625
not a bad idea

>>539463343
I'll start clipping my goldrush demo spawncamps

>>539463343
I would but its not impressive.

>>539463343
>gacha fags playing the game let alone being good/clip worthy

>>539464782
I look forward to it ShupoGOD

Why is /tf2g/ so mentally sick?

>>539438582
>>539445947
>>539470512
Why haven't you delivered on this yet?
>>539401676

>>539470708
I think shitty tf2 edits is no where as mentally ill as being addicted to porn + gacha slop...

>>539470708
>he's ducking out
what a puss lol

>>539470512
tf2 is one of few games where its easy to project one's own mental illness because of the no moderation. It's a double edged blade, but desu i prefer it over overmoderated spaces. It's also easier to call them out for their illness.

the mobstah was screwed over royally an' we all goddamn know it

>>539471417
i wasnt that anon who replied to you mate, im just saying you're ignoring the actual mental illness for the hundredth time

>>539471417
Because I will never commit sewer side.

The Mobster, whatever happened there

They realized nobody wants a disgusting fat wop so they're pushing for coomerbait now

>>539472112
TF2 has no coomerbait.

>>539472230
>Vampire Lady
>Medusa
Soon tho

>VSH (versus SAXTON HALE) but with OC slop
Can't wait for VSH Zippy Fox

>>539471998
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?! WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FUCKIN HAPPENED; THIS FAT PIECE OF SHIT TOSSED IN 10 GARBAGE MAPS WITH NO QUALITY CONTROL WHATSOEVER!

>>539472296
Too unrealistic.

>>539472296
sex

I genuinely don't remember the last interesting video shounic posted
It's all stream vods and dumb 100 player experiments

>>539472296
>>539472635
sex with both of these like a real mentally advanced individual would

>>539472974
me and the boys

>>539472938
Mental sickness!

>play sniper
>pick random player on the other team
>focus exclusively on killing them and only them until they sperg out or leave
For whatever reason this is far more enjoyable than actually playing the class properly.

>>539447208
I was enjoying this until the horrible filtered English voice came through

I run on cum. I take jobs from American faggots.

>STILL don't have all the Halloween items I want which means another year of contract grinding
This year will be the year...surely...

>>539476740
Same. I recommend getting a party to help you out, you'll speed through them.
The hard part is everyone playing at the same time, others will do other contracts while you're away. Unless theres a server for this kind of stuff. Anyone know?

Halloween contracts wouldn't be such a slog if you could do them in whatever order you want, so I could do them contracts for maps I like first and if I still need them eventually play the shittier ones
It's probably intentional so the matchmaker isn't stretched too thin, instead funneling players to play the same maps at the same time

>>539476740
why bother with Halloween items
hardly any servers run Halloween mode

>>539478994
some of them are soul like the ones that give extra voice lines. Fuck I wish they still made them. Fuck you valve

>>539478994
A lot of them are fun to use for Halloween. it's like a seasonal treat
I like remaking my loadouts with Halloween items

>>539418629 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tz0bn5TD5I

I love the TF2 Emporium, the items they make, and the people in it!

One of the best cosmetics for the Spy and it's Halloween restricted.
captcha: psss4s

>>539482075
>post irony jokes
>disregarding genuine concerns
these fags need to croak already

>>539482075
Is there a more common name for this type of circlejerking? A cartel or syndicate?

>>539482473
Cabal.

>>539482075
What class is that? It looks like the spy.

>>539482075
GUYS GUYS!!! what if... scout was a walking chicken drumstick guys!!!!

>>539482075
This Engineer is... Ninjaneer!
Hahah! Get it? It's a community joke turned into a cosmetic set! Laugh and gib us more moolah, plebs!

i think the mask part of this set doesn't look to bad on its own. torso piece is a bit much though.

Engineer should have a cosmetic where he's, oh, let's just say... a Buddhist monk. They're both bald and wear orange, why not?

>>539471417
I know right, you don't make a toxx and not deliver on it.

>>539484001
>i think the mask part of this set doesn't look to bad on its own
well, it doesn't look good either, so no
There are many, much better things in the workshop. that will never be added because they are old submissions or because the usual crowd didn't make them, so they are extra people valve has to track down and pay

Soldier should have Panzerschreck weapon reskin because his best friend Herbert Ludwig is not a nice guy...

Heavy should have a cosmetic that emphasizes his communist upbringing... wait a fucking minute.

>>539485631
is that the heavy? the tie makes it look like it's a spy

Medic should have a cosmetic that emphasizes his shady German past... Was zum Teufel macht eine Winteruniform der Wehrmacht in Ihrem Schrank?!

>>539482075
>chickenman
why is that guy still there? didn't he start a harassment campaign against a tf2 mapper?

>guy with edgy name starts complaining when people say edgy things
why?

>>539482075
literally every class has tons of cosmetics that don't "make sense" for them. it's a fucking cartoon game, you retards

>>539490439
"it's okay when I do it" is a core part of being a retard

poorium melty

>>539490439
so called edgelords when you say something edgy

im an edgelord >:3

>>539490439
casual edginess vs. competitive edginess

dead game
dead general

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>539495934
nah nigga

>>539495976
no update

crazy how it's the middle of september and there's still nothing

>>539499130
Why is he so happy?

>>539490997
And they all suck and serve no purpose. Imagine the hundreds of items that deserve their place, mongoloid.

>>539499245
After 13 Years... Trainsawlaser has returned...

I leave for a few days to play Space Marine 2 with a buddy and already there's a critical lack of frags being posted, again.
Post moar frags.

>>539499130
Trainsawlaser but no soul...

>>539499280
>serve no purpose
they're cartoon hats, anonymous. they all serve no purpose except to play dressup, which is a literally purely 100% subjective activity

>>539503165
that isn't an excuse to ruin the game more you stupid troonium faggot

>>539504035
>ruin the game more
they're hats, anon. they aren't ruining the game. grow the fuck up and/or go into the fashion industry if you are this compelled by costume changes
>troonium
obsessed. i'm not one of your trannyniggerfaggotwhatever boogeyma'ams

>they're just cartoon hats bro
>it's a cartoon game bro stop whining
>stop caring about a dead art style loser
>just give up and let us keep adding wacky off character cosmetics you hater
kill. yourself. you fucking bug eyed inbred monkey.

>>stop caring about a dead art style loser
i don't remember saying that. could you point out where i did?
the very first cosmetics were wacky you tard. i don't see you whining about those
whiter than you are btw

poorium straw man

spy would never wear this! artstyle has fallen millions must leave essays under workshop submissions

>>539503165
The game was created with purpose, stop pretending like it's objectively ok to degrade things simply because you don't have any respect for the original art.

>>539504035
be kinder.

>>539505479
>spy would never wear this!
truth nuke

>>539505549
>stop pretending like it's objectively ok to degrade things
nobody is making anyone wear the hats, anon. nobody. just don't put on the pixels.
>original art
you do know that tf2 is still owned and operated by valve, right? the original creators are still the ones making the decisions. take it up with them if it upsets you. or use a mod.
goddamn babies crying about hats in the fragging game. go play infinity nikki if you wanna focus on styling so much

erm this doesn't fit the character at all, you guys. scout was never a paperboy
>released 2009
w-w-whaaaat

All cosmetics are objectively bad

>>539506124
Your arguments are all in bad faith, of course no one is forced to wear the hats. No one is forced to play the game. The matter of the fact is it's still in the game, they're dirt cheap since they're usually gamble fodder and are worn by players.

Lastly, you damn well know that the emporium manipulates and brigades what gets into the game. Hell, 80% of what gets into the game is made by a small handful of creators from said group. So stop getting offended that some people have been here before the emporium and appreciate TF2 for what it is not what it has become. It's really that simple.


>>539506440
Respectfully, how raped do you have to be to resort to spewing post irony to derail all your arguments man lol (genuine question)

Spy in our midst.

>>539506582
the argument i'm seeing is just "i don't like this cosmetic item" and i do not care about that complaint, anon. there are cosmetics i don't like in the game too. i just don't care about them. i play the video game, unperturbed by hats. less fagging, more fragging

overcast and wutville are the only good nu-tf2 maps

>>539506954
the point is, the overwhelming majority of the stuff that gets in sucks and doesn't fit. Why is it is considered "fagging" to simply want objectively better things. Seriously, do you not want things to be better? What is so bad about aspiring for better?

>>539507635
overcast good, wutville if updated with less gaudy textures and sightline changes has potential, i actually like the cactus canyon esque layers and uphill pushing.

>>539507742
>sucks and doesn't fit
the devs seem to disagree, and i'd say they know a little more about fitting into the game than you do pal, because they invented it

>objective
they're literally cosmetic. the most subjective thing imaginable

>>539507742
>cactus canyon
how likely/unlikely will we see it finally completed as they were testing something awhile ago

>>539510642
Shupo spammer exposed.

hnnn... mouuu... steam friends....

>>539513872
steam hams!

There's like what, 60 halloween contracts at this point? Just do a singular contract with the basic requirements but you can redeem it 60 times or some shit

>>539513872
Sigh
Head patto

I had a nightmare about the server blight...

>>539520127
Are you like, 12

I'm trying to get back into TF2 after not playing for a few years. But I think I'm just too old now... Can't even keep an even kdr with demo.

>>539522261
Heavy and Pyro are your friends in this period

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3567176104

thoughts on ghostly weapon wraps?

>>539524126
Probably some of the least worst wrap paper ever thought of for weapons desu

>>539524126
Never getting in because custom coded weapons used leaked code and Valve avoids those like the plague. Shit sucks.

>>539524126
Zesty said it's good so I think it's good

>>539524126
Too much for me.

>>539524126
This is good as long as the world model is a bit more opaque.

Thoughts on my Scout gameplay? What can I do to improve?
https://youtu.be/XuhMEyeQ3Xw?si=kd0n9IDyyvO1CSz2

moonlight...

genuine three-rune blade.....

I'd unironically "buff" the Razorback to a general
>Block any general melee attempt from the back
And not just backstabs. Remove the recharge shit, though.

>>539526058
Why

>>539526247
Specific anti-class weapons aren't good.

Sunlight I'm grateful

>>539457365
being a piss-ninja is some of the most fun you can have in this game fuck you

>>539457365
>weapon designed around comboing with other weapons
>ermmm it's bad because you have to use other weapons
retard

What are some good Warpaints for the Degreaser?

>>539530707
Polter-Guised looks great on it

>>539530707
Sunriser and Secretly Serviced look good on most weapons.

Eric im so tired. Please stop. It's all going to be lopmetics from this year and they will all look like shit no one will wear. PLEASE go back to old submissions! Why is there no fucking option for over time period other than today!?

what are lopmetics

>>539533727
slopmetics*

voted for the flying saucer btw

3 NIGAS
ON CART

look at this soulless shit

What makes cosmetic items soulless? What gives them SOVL?

I vote against every unusual effect I come across in my voting queue

>>539536065
Wearable outside of halloween, loadout potential, not overly-cartoonish random shit like a fucking spider suit on the spy. Who he fuck cares about a spider suit for the spy? There's plenty of cooler looking cosmetics like the mysterious stranger.

But it doesn't matter because eric nigger picks 90% of the case to be shit that was posted this year instead of going back to the better looking ones and the worksloppers keep churning out shit each fucking year. The workshop is bloated with this crap and it drowns out even the decent cosmetics.

I haven't played tf2 in a fat minute (and I don't intend to start again) but while cleaning up my steam profile I noticed I had a few cases that are selling for $15+ atm, should I sell them now or just hold on to them longer and wait for the price to go even higher

>>539536989
Hold. Artificial scacity.

>>539536989
Keep them

>>539537131
scarcity*
I should double check my writing more because 4nucaca doesnt allow editing

>>539536065
not him but intent
you can just take a quick glance at >>539535936 to realise these were not made with good intent to the game or playerbase, they only exists as fooder for a paycheck
compare that to for example the infamous madcap scout, madcap was made out of love by a kid, sure it's shit but that intent of making it for the love of the videogame he had is what makes it miles way more soulful than ugly red goggles or baseball cap 50 and shoulder pet 32

shupofeet
shupobutt

Does it bug anyone else how saturated this cosmetic looks on the BLU side?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiDAvNYl5xU
wtf Eric

>>539540236
Looks normal on my end.

>>539429520
>floydposter hates anime
>starts spamming gore, scat and AIslop to "own" the other posters
>which in turn makes people spam even more off-topic to piss him off
What was he trying to accomplish?

>>539542248
I'm not talking about the lighting. That shade of blue is just way more saturated than what you'd usually see

>>539542857
>What was he trying to accomplish?
He's a plant and anime posters are his masters. Together they strive to turn this place into /a/nime heaven or some shit.

>>539542857
No evidence he posted scat and gore.

>>539529492
It's bad because the combo provides less value than not using it while debuffing you during use

>>539542857
you are forgetting the videos of real children that he has saved for some reason >>539474269

>>539546465
Real people are better than anime girls.

>>539546939
ok....

>>539533586
fuck you the lower class looks good

>>539524495
Don't they just use SDK code now

>>539505479
Camera beard is one of the most pure TF2 hats out there. I can't think of any other videogame where it would make sense in other than TF2, it's a perfect gag

SquimJim is BIG GAY.
But I never told (You) about this, capiche?

>>539548147
its shit

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3569200408
HOLY PEAK

Reminder that Eric will make us wait for december 10th before he drops the contracts

>>539552651 (Me)
No, I take it back. One of it's creators is a Wiki Cap owner and an Emporium member. It's mid.

>>539552651
Upvoted

>>539552651
Nice piss stains

>>539554938
Those are poop stains.

>>539552651
Mogged by the Business Casual

>>539549851
Personally, I think the shutterbug executed the joke better

>>539556994
>camera doesn't blend into the hat
>photos from the camera in the brim??
meh

>>539552651
Tie color (especially on blu) feels off. Not a fan of the tie darting out, should be against his shirt

>>539557128
>camera doesn't blend into the hat
That's part of the humor also with the beard, painfully obvious spycam that people somehow don't notice
>photos from the camera in the brim??
Yeah those are a bit random
I prefer the hat since it looks better as the beard is quite ugly

>>539556790
Do spy players wear the Business Casual at this point? I remember seeing a lot of spies with this cosmetic a decade ago, now it feels like nobody even knows it exists.

>>539557918
It's too plain and simple for the modern playerbase, we need big poofy coats with tailscoats down to spy's ankles

>>539557918
It was one of Spy's first shirt cosmetics so it was really popular. Over time as more shirts and coats were added people had more freedom as to what to wear
Similar to the Kringle Collection for Soldier

Appreciate Eric for telling me he's adding the Shupo hat this Scream Fortress

>>539558727
(voice) heavy: KO-NA-TA

>>539549851
I don't even understand how it makes sense here
Is the joke just that it's such a comically obvious and non-stealthy reconnaissance tool that it could only exist in the TF2 universe where MannCo products exist

>>539557772
>Apu
>A pu
>A poo
Fucking hell, this hit me just now.

>>539558727
KONATAAAAAAA

>>539560354
Yes

>play spy going for stabs
>reliably can get one (1) kill before death unless the enemy team is fresh installs without working sound systems or eyeballs
>play spy going for gun kills
>rack up killstreaks, deter scouts from bothering the team, ensure that low health enemies that would otherwise limp away end up dead
knife is so much more fun but it feels kind of stupid to use it when this is just so much more effective against teams that have brains

There is something beyond comfy about playing the same map almost 20 years later

>overwatch can't have more than 6 players on each team because of technical limitations
>even on custom maps
>meanwhile

>>539561297
(voice) heavy: BOLOGNAAAAA

>>539561297
>valve allows 100 players servers
>community immediately starts modifying maps to make them more balanced with 100 players and even makes their own for fun
It's pretty brain rot but playing playload dustbowl or goldrush and having it just be one massive map with no breaks is peak Friday night chill

>>539552143
>its
i win. sit down kitten.

adding new classes is a better business model than an infinite deluge of superfluous dogshit cosmetics

>>539561672
Honestly, all of the staged payload maps should be continuous. I get why they didn't do that originally, but it's really cool.

>>539563214
MGE bro

reminder that Zesty is a confirmed diaperfaggot and low-skill nigger.

Diaperfaggot?
Confirmed?
nani the fuck

>>539564071
Proofs?

MGE?
Sorry I only play TEAM fortress 2

>>539564246
https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1752356953615.png

>>539565309
sadly that ain't him
he has a fuckton of loose skin from back when he was a fat fuck, which is missing here. And also, the guy in the image has some muscle, but this image predates zesty working out. And before he worked out, he had zero muscle and was basically a skeleton

>>539565309
Proof that this is him?

ok lil bro

>>539565697
>sadly

>>539566071
i mean, it would be funny

MGE = Many Gay Europeans

>>539549649
I could be wrong but I don't think they released the war paint code as part of that. The war paints are defined in the same file as the other cosmetic items in the game and Valve doesn't allow the SDK to do more than connect to the item servers

>>539565309
it's clearly ai, look at where the lower body meets the waist, the torso IS zesty but it was weirdly meshed into a different dude with hairy legs in a diaper

>>539545993
>195 damage literally on demand
>less value than swinging blindly and hoping you get a random crit (which is even less likely if you haven't done enough damage in the last 20 seconds)
>glossing over all the utility having jarate with you brings
retard

What percentage of players, on average, do you think are actively cheating?
I think it's probably around 20%. I hardly ever see players that look blatant, but the game's anticheat is so non-existent I have to believe people are doing it.

>>539570193
In casual probably more like 5%
Even if cheats are easily available, I don't reckon many find it that fun. I usually come across 1 confirmed cheater around every 4 matches but varies

>degroot keep gets picked
>everyone gets bored of it after 2 rounds as usual
>can't rtv because of the filter

>>539575981
Tavish?

>>539558727
we are winning
instead of robotic boogaloo 2, we are getting the shupo update

>>539570193
On average probably 5%
Just tomi heavy mains though? 25% easily.

>>539575981
They simply leave to play Burghausen instead.

>Tfw double-digits Steam bucks in my wallet after selling Stranges that I barely used these days
Nice.

>>539567710
>swinging blindly and hoping
Ye of little faith, I get crits as God ordains; they happen every time I need them.

>>539576286
I will forgive all of Valve's sins if we get this...

>>539457365
>why does this piece of shit exist
Back in my day, the Bushwacka was pretty much an upgrade over stock since the downside was only for fire vulnerability.
Piss Sniper would honestly be not that bad if Jarate wasn't so fucking overpowered.

https://youtu.be/1_8fv-kmCpw
2FORT TW3RKERS has dropped another TRVKE
How will /tf2g/ ever recover?

>>539578351
I liked him more when he was just a funny retard
That Castaway video proved that he's just another dramanigger

>>539578351
>that 5 dollars I missed in MvM went to a black charity
LOL

>>539578351
funny? RRROOOOOO

uh... anons... what happened to my pass...?

>>539578872
Damn, the team recognition is all fucked up with this cosmetic set. Can't tell which team Master Chief is on.

>>539578872
>Fortnite
>imagen
rangeban spics

How will /tf2g/ ever recover?

>>539579403
who?

Why did Castaway lose so hard

>>539579247
For a moment, I thought I was in /sfg/.
>>539579474
Da Red Scout.

>>539578351
I don't think he's ever been wrong about anything ever

I found the next op guys

>>539580372
this. so much this

>>539580372
we already know that an*mefags and sh*pofags won't let us have this peak as op

>>539580372
trueeeee

>>539580372
no, it's not nearly crusty enough

>>539578351
Bread Monster is black-coded

Which class did you think Tyler Robinson main? I think it was Pyro and his trans partner was a Medic main.

>>539581994
Engineer.

For me, it's Snipah

>>539578351
>5:25
hot

Why don't people play buffalo + KGB anymore?

>>539578351
>1:23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLhyw2ml0d0
I have TF2 fatigue

>erm did you know WEIRD people like this popular thing??!?
just like every other popular thing, wow

>>539580372
i'm not getting enough learned helplessness and casual disregard from this image. i need full on desolation

>>539506582
Defining someone's argument as "being in bad faith" in order to magically nullify it is just plain retarded to me. It's still an argument at the end of the day, doesn't matter if you personally get asshurt by it. If you can't counter the argument without having to resort to uttering the magic words "bad faith", then [in my opinion] shut the fuck up and don't bother trying to debate it because you've already lost.

>>539418629 (OP)
what is it with TF2 always coming in contact with Blue Archive? I look at the girls and they give off the same war criminal vibes

>>539586802
By the way, I don't have anything against your post in particular, I just read the words "bad faith" and felt the need to go off on a tangent about them. I've seen far too many terminally online trannies use that statement against others in debates as some last stitch/ditch (I can't remember which is right) effort to magically nullify someone's argument. The guy you were replying to does make some good points though.

>>539587161
>what is it with TF2 always coming in contact with Blue Archive?
Both communities are full of freaks who prey on children, no surprise there

>enemy team has a single competent player with a medic stapled to his asshole
>our team has no medic and 4 spies
I swear this or some equivalent happens every other match and it drives me insane

>>539587161
It make sense that fans of a war game would like another war game but with cute anime girls

>>539418629 (OP)
AND USE YOU ALL AS A LATRINE

>>539418629 (OP)
Shupobros truly won bigly

>>539588958
>war game
exceptionally generous description for either of these games

>>539589849
TF2's official nickname is "War-themed Hat Simulator"

>sticky jumper
>loch n load
>caber
yeah, it's demoman time

are free hat servers real?

I'm new to the game and want to increase my wardrobe options

mmmmmmmm
greennnn

>>539591921
Brazilium, my beloved...

>>539591874
nahhh

>>539591921
Greenis!

>>539591874
If you don't care about unusuals you can get pretty much every cosmetic for less than a dollar
the real common ones are literal pennies

>>539591874
No, the only legitimate free hats are from random item drops or winning a scrap.tf raffle

Zesty.

Release. The. Empstein. List.

>>539594142
*om nom nom nom, nom nom nom*
MMMM SO FILLING

>>539594142
KO
NA
TA

/tf2g/ if she real

>>539596439
i look like this and play heavy btw

>>539596439
NO WAY

>>539596523
Pyro*

sorry how does downloading a custom map still take forever to do in tf2 i'm just sitting there waiting for the thing to download and then the bar jumps back to being half filled what the fuck

How niggas be walking into the intel room about to cap for the third time when everyone in the server said not to

>>539602493
This ONLY happens on maps outside of 2fort, doublecross and turbine. Getting a ctf map outside of those three flips a switch in people's heads compelling them to be as sweaty as possible. The worst are those people who try to insta-end the match on Helltrain. Legit hate them since it makes the contract impossible to do.

god forbid someone plays the game

Exactly, so don't cap so we can keep doing the conga into a wall for 2+ hours!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuindVUxjos
2:15
Chet Faliszek REAFFIRMS that matchmaking was a fucking mistake and that he hates it

>>539542857
It was literally just to screw up the general and I guess you can kinda say he won but he won in a really sad, pathetic way. Very Shakespearean situation.

>>539580372
holy based but unironically

>>539582768
Did he play TF2?
Is there any evidence?

>>539608820
>evidence
this is 4chan, we don't do that here. either jump on the wagon of believing whatever you want to be true or get out

>turn off viewmodels
>become 100% more accurate
Maybe compcels were right...

>>539615151
100% of 0 is still 0

>>539615845
ohhh

>>539615151
it's not about aim it's about clarity. see the scout at the end? you would have if view models were off
although I did get better aim after switching from min viewmodels to max. min viewmodels doesn't show you where the projectiles are actually coming from that well. maybe something exists for min -> no as well?

>>539620392
frags are le fun anon
frags are the only reason I play this game
frags are love
anything that helps me frag is something I want
there are many frags in the world but this one is mine

>>539621127
turning them off completely is a bit too much don't you think? would you really sacrifice the sovl just for a bit more kills?
nice frags btw

>>539622124
i agree. that's why my button to toggle them on/off is f so I can spam it any time I'm not in combat where it doesn't matter
also I keep them on for non 6s stuff

I play on casual without anyone from here.
Is it true turning my avatar into a Shupo will increase my gaming power and street cred?

>>539622610
I see
as always fragposter I fuarking kneel
>>539622618
>Is it true turning my avatar into a Shupo will increase my gaming power and street cred?
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6b/Heavy_yes01.wav

oh yeah. I tried it out for a bit and it wasn't for me. but for an in between you can just use transparent viewmodels

Was the Mobster someone's self-insert?

i just use the min/lowered viewmodels and it works great for me

I only use Valve Stock huds that don't involve commands

bindtoggle mouse5 r_drawviewmodel
viewmodel_fov 54
yup.... its fragging time

>>539472296
(っ˘ڡ˘ς) ( ¡ )

>>539625065
Possibly Coolchou Zhao's, he modeled him and made a bunch of animations shilling him right away

>>539602306
because tf2 is a ancient game, I don't remember what the default download speed from servers to users is but its really low

translation: I am better at this game than you.

what causes this type of behavior?

>>539639897
90% of the vid is him getting smoked, the other 10% is random pilkls killing invisible spies

>>539639897
I think it's ironic and meant to mean it's not easy judging by the thumbnail

Today I'm selling food for thought in the marketplace of ideas: DID gabber lose?

>>539643236
He won so hard Dragon's Fury anon left forever

>>539643236
"Gabber" is a stupid name so he lost automatically.

New(ish) Uncle Dane Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfwjWFPY21E

>"Hello and uhhh.. weclome back to another *heh* Engineer's Blueprints video"

>"uhhh it's been a while... *tries not to laugh*; If you've been a long time subscriber you would've noticed that Its been like *idk* 4-5 years ago? since I've made this kind of video"

>"Basically what is video is, if you DON'T remember is *heh*..."

and just like that, Dane's lost all his potential new viewers. the intro is 2 minutes long and all he's done in that timeframe is attempt to string together a coherent sentence without laughing. If that's your style of video where you lay back and doing a light video, go ahead, do it. no one's stopping you.

But it's guys like these who will (and have in the past) complain about tf2 being not as popular (ie dying) just because their poorly scripted video got low views. what's /tf2g/'s take on this? this applies not just to Dane btw.

>>539645672
the only people holding onto Dane these days are just plebbitors. Dane fell off severely post jungle inferno and any content he has made since then has pretty much just boiled down to soundsmith "le funny ragdoll" humour. The only thing somewhat interesting he has done since then is the whole 1000 uncles thing but even that died out pretty quickly.

One thing I will say though is that I gotta respect how little he actually gives a fuck about his channel. Since r/tf2 has pretty much crowned him and lazy purple as the "tf2 gods" he can pretty much do no wrong and can get away with literally anything.
Even the other day there was a post on r/tf2 about how Dane said the evil nigger word in idubbbz keemstar video and almost everyone in the comments were shrugging it off as whatever. Meanwhile these same people lambast Zesty for quoting the Eric Andre show.

I love how I'm constantly reminded that the vocal majority of this games community are 11 year olds and 25+ year old troon NEETS living off workslop submissions and tax payer dollars

hueg raffle
https://scrap.tf/raffles/JA5WUC

>>539653774
Thanks mate

how do you not sometimes get an assist on a player even if you did like a 100 damage to them and your teammate shooting the final blow did much less than that, just curious

>>539644401
That's not the same gabber. This one stans the Dragon's Fury.

Have you ever baited enemies as Spy? Like, being a Meem's pocket and getting them to enter a sentry's range (assuming they neither heard nor saw it first)?

>>539660491
Two times recently, but i led them to my allies instead

What happened to tf2r.com and why does it redirect to scrap.tf now

>>539662596
it died because no one really used it

>>539578351
qrd on this guy?

>>539665738
Beat ethereal in mge once and never shut the fuck up about it

Rightsty Precisus

>>539645672
>But it's guys like these who will (and have in the past) complain about tf2 being not as popular (ie dying) just because their poorly scripted video got low views.
Is Dane like one of them? I'm not even a huge fan of his and I disagree with him on quite a few points but I like to put his long videos on as background noise since Engie still is my most played class after 15 years of playan.

You might have gotten a domination on me, but I just imagined Ms. Pauling, bound in chains, kissing the tip of my penis with tears mixed with mascara running from her eyes. Who really won in the end?

m-my knees... they're moving on their own..! you won... bigly...

>>539677394
That's right bitch.

Glad we all conceded to our shupo superiors

The Shupo twins love sitting on my lap and trying to grab my attention whenever I play TF2 by kissing me and rubbing my crotch. Settle down girls, I'm trying to frag!

shuposhuposhupo

Why did Jill ruin TF2? What was he trying to accomplish? Was this Blizzard sabotage?

>>539678441
Based

>>539678441
that's not possible. why are you lying? they can't do that because they aren't really sitting on your lap, they're too busy sitting on mine

>>539678125
>>539678441
>>539678495
shupo posters i still see no tf2 webm's from you, what's going on bros?

>>539679552
i look like this and i say this

>>539679683
Alright, bet.

>>539679842
Wow! Nice one sister!

>>539679937
>he doesn't know

>>539679842
You're such a loser, killing a dancing player.

>>539679937
based retard

WIFI IS MAKING YOU ALL INFERTILE. 5G IS A DEATHTRAP

>>539680041
What he doesn't know?

>>539680380
>a snatch meme in 2025
holy based
you like dags?

Why is /tf2g/ so mentally sick?

>>539680491
Dags?

>>539680793
yeah, dags

why does saying shupo trigger the schizo's fight or flight response

>>539680907
Look up MKUltra

>>539680907
Because cringe posts from manchildren trigger me.

well at least he admits being a schizo now

>>539680763
It's Friday so all the anime and demo posters are coming back from school to stir up shit in this thread so the next /tf2g/ thread would have another anime-related OP.
Anyways, what should the next OP be?

>>539681268
This! >>539472974

>>539680264
Soldier what in the hell is a WIFI?! 5Gs aint enough force to harm any man!

>>539681268
Heavy watching Lucky Star

>>539682003
this would be good

>>539682003
I vote for this pic

>>539682003
Cringe

>>539682003
I like this one

>>539681907
You will not believe it engineer, aliens have invaded america and they live amongst us! THEY'RE NOT HERE FOR OUR JOBS, THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE US INTERFILE AND LET US DIE OUT, look around soldier, why are there towers popping up everywhere??

>>539682003
>>539682330
>>539682394
>>539682440
>>539682480
kek all me

>>539682576
But you aren't me!

>>539680170
Spies are conniving little trickster. You can't take the risk and let him live. He could kill your teammate. And then their blood would be on YOUR hands.

So, they first added the summer 2k25 maps into regular rotation
then they took them out? I don't see any of them

>>539683789
they realized the maps flopped bigly and took them out

>>539683789
Demolitionsisters...

>>539682003
That's pretty good. I wouldn't mind this or Solid Snake Spy.

>>539685081
i meant naked snake gah

>>539685081
>shupo pic
>excellent taste
crazy

>>539685081
Pretty... good?

>>539535936
I like the pyro ones.

>>539683789
holy shit seasonal rotation maps are finally here
But wutville gets to stay ofc
>>539686567
Why would you need them when you can already make a wizard set for the pyro? The beard is fucking ugly

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3570378063
Mobsterbros... we can still make it.

>>539687594
Lil bro thinks he can compete against the glorious seal mask

>>539687892
nice try, but nothing will ever beat this.

>get surrounded by the enemy
>they start closing in but then
>RATATATATATA
>all of the enemy team is filled with bullet holes and flop on the ground
>the blood mist disappears and a mysteriously large man is revealed
>"who are you?" said the scout
>"I, am the mobstah!" *raises eyebrow*
>coming soon to smissmas this winter!

I believe in the zombstuh

>>539689472
sovl older set

>>539690136
if that fails, sanstuh will get in

the brapstuh
press m1 to release deadly gas!

The eastuh and valenstuh day will save tf2

>>539682003
literally me

Frankenstein's Monstuh.

>>539687594
I did not care for the seal mask

>>539692894
Fake TF2 fan spotted.

>>539693781
I am not beholden to any of this rat's rules.

The Troonstuh
3 gendercations, 3 wokeumental gayoffs

>>539694007
Cringe furry

>>539694007
Hehe, how cute!

>>539694298
Not cute at all.

>>539693781
late but cute rat

>>539693781
buttsex!

>>539697651
gentleman?

I just zoned out and imagined the plot of a Adult Swim TF2 episode. In this episode, the mercenaries meet the "competitive 6v6 version" of themselves from another dimension and they're all a bunch of stuck up assholes, acting all snooty about the "proper way" to fight and try to force their ways onto the mercs. They get killed off spectacularly at the end because they're no fun to fight with or be around. Just a bunch of insufferable assholes through and through.

>>539698043
you're dead brained if u think soldier, medic wouldn't be best friends with 6s soldier, medic
scout would be jealous/envious and do the exact opposite of whatever 6s scout does
demo desu I wouldn't know how to react. probably get confused/mad 6s demo isn't as much of a drunkard
the episode will end with causal mercs teaching 6s mercs how to conga and 6s mercs will fail completely

>>539662596
>>539662951
The whole story is that they didn't respond quickly enough to scrap.tf. Plenty of people used TF2R but scrap.tf had better features (automatic trading via bots, more raffle settings, puzzle raffles, etc) so they jumped ship. Reag sat there on his ass never doing anything to address it. Posted some teaser for "TF2R 2.0" and never released it. So TF2R faded into obscurity, only ever used by people who got banned from scrap.tf, until Reag finally pulled the plug.

>>539679842
>>539679937
>>539680170
>falling for a tyler mcchicken clip

>>539701632
Don't be surprised these people are retarded lol

>>539701809
right, they probably don't even play tf2 they just shitpost here

>>539682003
he's literally me

>>539701632
>>539701809
>>539701991
>falling for anon "falling" for a tyler mcdicker clip

chicken yompy

chicksty jocksus

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3570908734&searchtext=

how does this motherfucker keep getting in?
everything he makes is fucking terrible.

>>539701919
More like onions Heavy.

Is Heavy secretly a Ukrainian?

>>539711997
No he's a soviet.

please...is any tftuber streaming...i need to be fed more opinions

>>539713980
https://www.twitch.tv/sandblast

>>539716072
ill take it

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

i know your mother and father didn't love you but do you really gotta post that.

>>539720220
why is tf2 so dead?

>>539722263
better games came out like overwatch

>>539578351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN3m4I-IFsA

>>539722457
But Overwatch is dead...

>>539722716
but tf2 is more dead

When will the MvM update come ou-
Wait a minute, I don't play MvM!

>>539722263
mainly cuz of trans people

I've been playing Silksong bros... Should I come back?

Would Olivia being a playable class be a good addition to TF2?

>>539722457
I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.

TF2 community, we hear you! There are indeed too many maps in the game, and our current matchmaking system can barely keep up with your creative enthusiasm.

To make the game handle future updates better and ensure everyone gets their fair share of the upcoming MvM content, we are merging the current casual matchmaking system with the MvM matchmaking system.

This means that every time you will try to connect to a game mode that is not MvM, you will have a 100% chance of connecting to the MvM game mode. And for those of you interested whether you need to buy tickets to play or not? Yup. You're still paying.

I have no idea how anyone can play this game competitively. Its not even competitive.

>>539725848
It's funny.

>>539725848
it's not anything too complicated. same reason why u play the game
i get to be on a call where 5 other people are mandated to use their mics and we get to goof off a bunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ3inCS0hII

>>539728940
>unfunny inside joke video content

>>539730112
hey he asked why do people play competitive
imagine that. having inside jokes with friends that u play a game with 2-5 times a week every week

>>539730328
>same reason why u play the game
>implying
>>539728940
>>539730328
>imagine that. having inside jokes with friends that u play a game with 2-5 times a week every week
>internet friends
Peace nigger. I'll let you cope reply and then spend the rest of the day ruminating over your bad decisions.

>>539730661
the shcizofag doesnt have friends so he cant imagine that bro

>>539730328
I wish I had friends...steam...friends...

Anon's Eleven Steam friends

>>539730661
>>same reason why u play the game
>>implying
what does this mean
do u not play the game?

>>539733787
it means hes ragebaiting cuz hes a bored threadshitter

>>539731092
stom fonds?

>>539735440
steamfriends

>>539736770
kissing your steam friend!

WHERE'S MY NEW SHINY YELLOW GUNS ERIC THE JINGLING KEYS NEED NEW ACCESSORIES

why are there so many brats posted here?

>>539740993
like the dolls?

>>539741306
no____

>>539740993
I blame Olivia

>>539741386
whatever bitch

>>539740993
Mental sickness!

>>539740993
shupo has taken over

no more shupos
where is the mvm update?

>>539742794
Shupobro, where are the new australiums?

i see shupobro(s) STILL have not posted any TF2 webm's, even after they told me to
>and did
great posters!

>>539742794
>>539745004
2
more
weeks

Looking back on StaryKrow...

He had to be some type of Hispanic

>>539752912
The futanari art didn't tip you off?

>>539753035
>Watches anime for little girls
>Is a brony
>Is a Spy main
>Makes futa hentai on twitter

I can tell you he is no edgar or cholo
Probably it's Nick Fuentes

Starry's art is alright

>>539753825
>>Watches anime for little girls
>>Is a brony
>>Is a Spy main
>>Makes futa hentai on twitter
AND he frags?
holy based

>>539761312
I fuckin kneel, honestly

dead game
dead general

Let it die.

Let it live!

it's easy to keep tf2g alive if you know what to post
(voice) spy: watch and learn!

Sniper is a perfectly balanced class. Quickscopes doing 150 damage at short range is justified by their difficulty and risk.

>>539774324
I love this gif, it's so stupid

You don't like it when I quickscope you at short range? Maybe you should try leaving the game and torching some grass?

>>539776054
i would only torch grass if i was a pyro main

>>539773841
>Quickscopes doing 150 damage at short range is justified by their difficulty and risk.
WRONG!
Quickscopes were never meant to be a thing, as stated by Charlie Brown (good grief!)
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/21/Tf2-comment020.mp3
>To meet players' expectations, a sniper rifle has to be able to kill an opponent with a single shot to the head. On the flip side, we need to ensure it can't be snap fired from the hip with the same effect, because then, in the hands of an experienced player, it also becomes the game's most lethal short range weapon, negating the Sniper's primary weakness.
>The low damage both while un-zoomed and at the initial zoom ensures that Snipers can't kill opponents with impromptu snap fire. (BLATANT LIE!)
It is for this reason, as the community has RIGHTFULLY whined about, that Sniper does, in fact, need a rework!

>less than a few weeks until MvM AND scream fortress update

Kinda hyped for new rewards

>>539776468
think about how bad sniper would feel if quickscopes didn't kill people, like if you had a scout closing the distance and your quickscope only did 100 damage and you still had the 1.5 second reload. calling them the game's most lethal close range weapon is a joke

>>539776468
>the community has RIGHTFULLY whined about, that Sniper does, in fact, need a rework!
>developers give him weapons to make him better at close combat instead
piss

>>539776468
>we need to ensure it can't be snap fired from the hip with the same effect
>from the hip
What do you think FROM THE HIP implies nigger
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cs+zoomless+before%3A2007
It's this he didn't want people to run around doing
Quickscope still lets players expectation be met of zooming in = headshot

i wish i learnt about tracking damage earlier
>knowing that a soldier has 200HP
>this means if you hit him with an uncharged headshot (150 damage) you only need a bodyshot to finish him off
>knowing that a medic has 150 hp + regen
>this means if you do 100 damage you will still need to do more than 50 damage to finish him off due to regen