Thread 539607104

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Last Match:
>>539566151

Remember to Thank the Bus Driver!

>>539607104 (OP)
busGOD

Bus driver on a roll?

This is the thread

Kill all Helsiepedos

>>539607536
I hate how much skye was bastardized by the pedos I bet they don't even have the original in their lockers

>Fur thread
>Pedo thread
Normal thread when?

>>539607104 (OP)
>cropped gay porn
Wheelchai r anon lmao really bruh

ROCKET FAGS:
Do I get 1000 credits and the Rocket Pass with the crew just like in Fortnite or just the Rocket pass?

>>539604460
>>539604170
Based Codester poster

at least bump your own thread

ok

This is the thread

Thank you bus driver

>playing fortnite fine
>this update comes out
>suddenly hammer is broken as fuck only lets you jump once
>randomly unable to run, either shift wont make me run at all or i'll run for a half second and get knocked out of the animation
>camera randomly fuckin spirals the fuck out
>this shit

what the fuck did they do

This is the next thread.

>>539659491
Skill issue, should've bought a better gaming chair and wore a meme skin

This is the one.

got my delulu brella as a solo on switch 1
stocked up on chugjugs, moved fast to the final circle and hid, outhealing the final team, right underneath them
good luck rats

Say her name.

>>539675492
horsey...

>>539675492
sarah jessica parker, how are you these days

>>539607793
Wheelchair anon still a thing?

Labubu is so fucking dog shit. I'm not getting a win on this.
No way to bot lobby it?

>>539645861
>>539646462
>>539646846
>>539650186
I don't know what shithole you guys are browsing but everyone has been shitting on d4vd and calling him out, nobody is defending him
hell the same day the body was identified other artists and companies literally pulled their partnerships/collabs with him

>>539675775
see
>>539675479
people kept betraying me, i tried being honorable (promise)

D4VD is innocent but pop off timmy

>>539675775
>do a bot lobby match on delulu
>still hearing voices from other players
would be kino horror

This happened because Epic dared to call his shit song the first ever fortnite anthem when Stand and Fight existed first. All who insult STW will fall

>>539676094
bot lobbies should all use the llm feature they just added for creative

i don't care for these soft ass niggas rappers like poop world and travis kwab, or david, gimme a real nigga like fiddy cent

>>539659491
only good skins can pilot the megazord

>>539676186
Save the World? More like Fuck the World!

>>539676358
Fuck the World porn parody where RaY gives you a handjob

She was 14, bunch of sick fucks

>>539675890
literally nothing has been proven and several of the images that people used as proof turned out to be fake

>>539659491
fishstick W, coomer L

>>539676464
You fucked everyone!
You fucked everyone!

>>539676289
>I don't care for soft ass rappers
>so let me get a federal informant with a handler instead
to be fair you'd be hard pressed not to find a successful rapper from the 2000s who wasn't a snitch

we can finally hit a million again without brainrot!

In the back of my car...

>>539676529
Fishstick gamers literally cannot stop winning
Best skin, best copes, most developed character.

playing delulu on EU servers is horrific. I took the hit to my ping and played on US servers instead and the improvement in quality is staggering, people are actually bantering and playing around

>>539676772
*most deceased character

I'd like a skin of this peacemaker character for no particular reason

>>539676843
Because he sacrifices so much to help everyone...

So we’re just okay with necrobumped threads now?

>>539677543
I wont use a pedocord thread

>>539677543
>other choices are busfag garbage and nigger shitsie
yeah i think i am honestly.

>>539677543
all according to busfaggot

yea i’m not playing this cringe mode

>>539677543
are you surprised /fng/ uses the cropped gay furry porn thread?

>>539676812
>join lobby
>all I hear is frogs and fucking indians

>>539677843
god i would fucking pay to see loserfruit dropped into an all indian lobby.

>>539677615
first op and i'm not the busfaggot you schizos are now chasing ghosts now, i wanted to update the op because the two retards right now are still fighting over the OP because one dumb retard decided he wanted to add his shitty catchphrase to it and now this general is in literal shambles because of it, if you guys want to choose shit or feces be my guest, don't compare me to that schizo
also you stupid fucking retard this op has busfag shit

melty

Ive had voice chat off for like 4 years now I just like using my silly skins and getting wins

>>539678078
busfag and anti busfag is all the same shit to me. the literal words in the op dont matter, just the fact that you posted your shit early.

>>539676812
I hate when people just start trauma dumping. Like who gives a shit about you pathetic life, loser.

>>539678184
Same
I just don't really enjoy using my voice while gaming and prefer silence/text chat anyway
Besides, last thing I want is for someone to hear me be all petty towards a franchise/skin/weapon to vent and act like it's serious

>>539677843
Do you know what doujin this image is from

>>539678319
and yet this thread is also early, but if god forbid someone tried to post on time /fng/ would also ignore it so really what's your logic here, you chose a thread with cropped porn on it

Guess the weird kind of gooners want that hiccups emote out as twitch drops

>10 games of delulu
>every single lobby is filled with nothing but sweat skin third worlders that immediately try to kill you
>Have not heard a single other english speaker besides myself
Speaking as a eurofag, are NA servers any better for actually trying to play this mode?

thank you bus driver

Duo idea

>other threads rightfully removed
we won
/fng/ is healing

Bus Chads eating good

Evie X will drop tonight in case anyone still cares about her

>>539678668
Won after 2 games but I actually found it enjoyable, but truth be told if what anon says is true, this is just party royale/that one impostors creative mode

whats actually wrong with thanking the bus driver?

All catgirl skins are Nyanja property.

>>539679132
Finally

>>539679132
they took so long to release her that I don't even want her anymore

>>539679178
Nothing but certain discord fags have used it as a call sign of defeat. AKA someone in their little fag group wasnt able to make the new thread.

>>539679401
>he doesn’t like helsie threads

>>539679132
I'd rather wait for Catrin now.

Tesla car with rotting corpse in the trunk when?

>>539679608
>he's still waiting for the latter

>>539679132
the time to launch this disgusting alien was before they dropped the cute moth maid or catgirl skins. they missed the window entirely

>>539679608
i don't mind helsie, i mind trannies spamming the same shit every thread
hope you get asscancer for christmas

>>539679132
we care about DAFT PUNK

>>539679838
leave the pedogod alone

Jaina Royale.

>>539679882
Didn't the nigga on the right explode?

>>539679983
His name is david

Hi i've never posted here what kind of general is this, do we talk about the game or do we talk about sex with the polar bear?

>>539680336
We pretend we talk about the game but it's all celeb discussion and gay/fur porn spam

>>539680336
desu i expected more funny delulu greentexts by now, i guess everyone is sweating for the brella

>chooses the necrobumped busfag thread instead of either of the new updated ones
why is /fng/ like this

It's just miserable. I want to.make an alliance but niggers in gimpsuits want to kill on sight.

>>539680630
I'm going to buss in yo ass. Give you something real to cry about

>>539680512
That and most interactions are liable to just be South Americans, Slavs and Indians speaking in spidertongue aggressively while the TV is on and a baby wails/their parents argue in the background

Delulu is probably fun if you actually enjoy talking to people.

>>539680721
delish...

>megazord always drops a good 1000 feet away from me
wonderful

>>539680953
Get in a car and wait for it to spawn

>>539680854
The keyword is "talking". Most matches are and will be like this >>539680772

>33 games of delulu and every single one is instantly being killed by the first person I see
>Either a brown dude mumbling into the mic or a french kid
>Only actual friendly person I found a single time was an english speaker

>>539680772
My match was entirely English speaking. I'm guessing it depends on what server you're in

>>539680630
*yawns*

>>539678472
No idea www

you guys may not like it, but your delulu interactions depend more on your skin than if you're the first to speak

>>539680630
Why are you retards so autistic about what thread is used and specifically when its made? Genuinely who gives a fuck, as long as we have a place to talk I'll be happy.

>>539681264
Please.... Sadpanda link?

i wish i had the OG black knight skin.........

>>539681327
This is 100% what I figured if Murder Mystery was anything to go by. I'm gonna have to put away the underrated skins and just throw on Peely or something in order for people to let me stay alive

>>539681426
Ryona queen or whatever

>>539681448
I don't think being a literal crackhead would be all that pleasant desu...

Damn this general is nuts. Anyways i think it would be nice if epic put out brown/panda bear furry skins to be brother skins to polar patroller, stopping at one is criminal wouldn't you agree?
https://files.catbox.moe/p4u7yx.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/txye38.jpg
>>539680478
That's just every general here.

>>539681572
It's king

>>539681670
What are you doing outside of /wowg/

>>539681621
why is the black knight a crackhead

>>539681536
That or wear an anime skin. Jew Jew No Kaiden or My Hero Macademia or Dragon Scrotum or whatever

>person accepts my invite
>they get to full shield and then leave and shoot me when I'm waiting for them to get in the golf buggy
dumb stupid fucking nigger faggots in this mode I hate third worlders

What Final Fantasy character would you want? I'd like Balthier.

>>539681536
pretty much it or what anon says >>539681760, also if someone here somehow gets desperate to get this, for the love of god just do a heal-off, pray you don't get gunned down until the final ring, and if you're somehow lucky on top of that grab a heli and fuck off to the sky to heal off, if you can't do that leave the ring when it's closing completely and heal wherever you don't get shot, practically all my games ended like that, the mode is fun if you get actual people and i don't even use my mic, but it's gonna get old quickly unless you love murder mystery

>thinking you can trust anyone in a battle royale
You guys are so naive and will not survive the winter.

>>539681819
Mmmmm.....Freya......

>>539681916
blame epic for thinking this mode was an even remotely good idea in the first place

>>539681753
Most people who play as the Black Knight move like they've double-barrelled a suitcases worth of cocaine and are just now feeling the effects from my experience

>>539681769
>french kids could be here

>>539681670
thats hot asf any more? squishy tummy

>>539678481
i really couldnt give less of a shit. using early threads just incentivizes more early threads. maybe this one was early when it was made 2 threads ago, but its still up somehow so just use it instead of making 2 new (and early) threads.
and who the fuck cares if the op is cropped porn, that shit happens all the time.

>>539682004
Kino choice.

>>539681670
Did you slop these?

>>539682816
stop posting your mother

>>539681819
Barret, only because I'm curious on how they'll approach the gun hand

meowdy

everybody is a nigger in delulu LE SIGH

>>539682965
Cunnychads lost an angel today
Rest in peace D4VD

>>539682965
>first official anthem
isnt it like the tenth fncs song, how unlucky are they to decide that his garbage would be "the official fortnite anthem"?

>>539681741
Oh hi there... *nervous laugh* Haha.. Sup?
You know what i think i should dip this general has a worse version of me i don't wanna *smacks lips* get the ire of certain J words. /utg/ had one too
>>539682256
Maybe
>>539682629
Yeah

>>539683129
i always say that there are two player types that youll meet in fortnite, brown of skin and brown of soul.

>>539683256
They just wanted to do a cute thing because apparently his carreer started with him singing over fortnite edits

>>539682965
what happened to innocent until proven guilty?

>>539683342
but i liked your chubs dont go :(

>>539682965
So long, partner...

I shouldn't laugh but Epic going two for two on pedos is a little bit funny

>>539683420
>they bring back the orange shirt kid to do a new version of his emote
>he beheaded his entire family and announced his allegiance to albania just two days earlier

>>539683539
That only applies for the judge.
For the rest of the world if you have a ton of evidence pilled against you, you're guilty.

>>539682965
Why is it always an overhyped nigga? Member jonathan majors being memed by marvel and suddenly the entire franchise got derailled after he beat his gf?

>>539676653
>If you bang enough husks, we win! If you don't...we don't.

>>539683642
The fortnite casket for the kid that died at astroworld was peak desu

retarded gimpsuit kid gets shit on by based teen https://files.catbox.moe/e2pdve.mp4

>>539684003
He based

What's the best items for the heal-off? Tried using medkits but weren't enough, was also carrying pizza and the med-mists

>>539684003
he would've loved the public /fng/ discord

>>539684097
med-mists and joss healing nades, also chug jugs if you find one or two

>zoom zoom edgy performative celeb turns out to be a pedo, a rapist and a murderer
And grass is green

I don’t think he did it, he would’ve killer himself already

>>539684003
I'm surprised dozens of people saw these things, knew about his relationship with the girl and none of them spoke up

COBSON WHEN?

>>539683851
>Lars is standing by Commander, lets plug that mouth!
>Fill me up if you'd be so kind, I'm giving head up in these clouds.
>We're headed your way! Make sure to grab any LubeGlo you see.

>>539684771
'emmy

How could he kill someone when he WAS ON TOUR!!! you can't be on two places at the time, Jesus tap dancing christ. We all know afro american people are always innocent, do you people not watched THE GREEN MILE?!?!!

>>539684861
I keep seeing this excuse too as if the first article didn't set in stone that the corpse wasn't already decomposed when they found it

>>539677047
Gunn should stop fucking areound and give us a Vigilante skin with a Do You Wanna Taste It emote

>>539685050
huh was it decomposed or not?

>>539685191
It was

>>539684537
Im not even joking when I say that its crazy how accepted and willfully ignorant the current youth is when it comes to pedophilia and grooming. To them its just nothing even a joke sometimes.

I'm honestly shocked the Helsie posters haven't been spamming the new hiccups emote

>>539684861
Do you want to fuck the guy or something? That's the kind of excuse girls give when they want to defend their favorite serial killer

these bundles all returning tonight, same price except for these two
>Gilded Elites Pack: $17.25 $16.99
>Shadows Rising Pack: $15.99 $18.49
batmobile is also likely releasing

I wish epic gamer mae had an option for her to just use her normal fucking arms. I like the green style but the robot piss hands are just retarded looking

>>539685512
>THE SAME FUCKING BUNDLES AGAIN
im tired.

>>539685242
I mean when a body is in a hot car, it will decompose very quickly
It may have only been in there a few days before they found it
I really don’t think he murdered her, it wouldn’t make sense to leave the body in his car and if he did he probably would’ve killer himself as soon as the police started investigating it instead of cooperating
Now is the pedo stuff true? With everything coming out it would seem so but who knows

>>539685512
Where's the Lizard Squad Pack?

>>539681572
>>539681721
RK is a magazine, there are hundreds of stories.

>>539685380
it’s burpsie, not hiccupsie

>>539685512
>laugh it up is still soft banned and hasnt been in the shop in years
>[insert laughter here] is fine and was in the shop a few weeks ago
so tell me why i cant use that specific laugh with the jonkler

after 10 players are left it should turn to solos! fuck this pussy ass game mode! i hope no one plays it after this weekend

>>539685512
I don't necessarily mind the Skull one but did they have to rerun Buttman and the Jonkler?

>>539686137
WB almost died, this is unironically their only source of revenue

>>539685512
Gilded Elites is the only that im missing but I don't see any of the skins being worth using.

>>539686137
they finally added one of the rocket league bat mobiles to the game and there's no new batman skin to go with it so why not rerun batman

>>539686124
Gotta up level up your charisma, kid. Or maybe you're just better off sticking to solo zero build.

>>539686137
Warner Bros became a Indie Company now after the Tiny Toons and Animaniacs Woke failure. Even Spielberg don't want to be associated with them anymore.

>>539686383
some items are cool but the black and gold palette makes it a bitch to use it with other skins, maybe the current megazord from level 200

>>539686937
Netflix wants to buy em, if they do more collabs

>>539686383
buy a code online if you really want it
it's been this cheap for a good while

>>539683969
this really doesn't look like it'll be fun

>>539687097
You people never learn huh?

>>539687213
learn what? I've never had out of region codes revoked

>>539685512
Skull Leader Syd...

>>539687171
That gimpsuit kid is literally what every lobby is gonna be like

monolith live event is also up in game (the date)

>>539687171
>am friendly am friendly
>*kills you*
yeah

>>539687775
What month is the 27?

so whats up with gay fat porn being up?

>>539687171
>hear ESL or really giddy child
kill them
>hear someone talking normally or calm child
team up
its literally that simple

>>539683969
based gimpslayer

>>539687992
Just ignore him and remember: that fag has the pictures saved on his mobile/pc/cloud services which is more pathetic.

>>539687992
Mods can't be assed to remove it because whoever is posting it is really adamant about sharing their Nikocado stash.
That or the mods find it hot.

>>539688302
Slit your wrists you fat faggot

this is just a viral marketing stunt by Epic for the Nikocado Icons skin

gay ass delulu mode.

>>539688853
Timmy getting desperate after the D4 "Necrunny uooooohhhh" VD scandal ruined their most recent icon collab.

>>539688853
Considering Epic choosed to collab with an IRL murderer and pedo, I can see Niko getting a skin

>>539688853
at least give us the reformed Nikocado

>>539684229
Thanks bro, lifesaver

if i play delulu on the switch will i get switch lobbies?

>>539689137
I need the necro cunny slurp juice uuuooooooh

>>539689193
so, all of the porn and cringy shit he did was only an act?

>>539689317
Imagine if it was your sister, asshole

>>539689317
>>539689137
See >>539688512

>>539689467
Guh!

>>539686334
I hope they do more collabs before they are bought by Paramount, Peacemaker was cheap as fuck and Paramount charges up the ass for a skin and pickaxe

>>539689467
Diamonds

>>539689385
idk about the porn stuff but all the fat videos of him eating were prerecorded while he was actively losing weight in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA

IM DONE TRYING TO MAKE ALLIANCES
IM DONE TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY IN DELULU
IM DONE NOT REPORTING PEOPLE SAYING THE N WORD IN GAME

>>539689467
NTA but what else are we supposed to do? Go on a cross-country manhunt for the guy? Stage a huge memorial parade? Shit's fucked, let people cope through morbid humour.

I'm fucking jealous of girls. I WANTED TO BE BORN ONE.
Even with AI, it's not good enough to change my voice without being undetectable. Girls by default get so much attention in the game, they get heals when asked and they get invited to parties. I wish I was born a girl.

Necrophilia is a new low for /fng/

>>539689846
this thread has been hitting new lows all month

>>539689385
yeah, he basically got rich off of rage baiting the internet. everything we saw of him in his fat mukbang videos and skits, were atleast years old, he was in the process of losing weight, while uploading them.

>>539689763
Yes, yes... Let's the operation Say Word, Money stolen begins.

Also, I feel Fornite will use Delulu as an excuse to harvest IDs from players

>>539689193
I hope this faggot die soon. You may lose weight but all your organs are trashed.

>>539689925
Just like the game itself

>>539689262
congrats and np, it would've been nice if the mode accounted for the last squad alive, trios or duos so it's a shame only 1 person wins, it is what it is

>>539689846
I wonder if there will be r34 of her

>Delulu is actually fun when you don't get any browns or indians instantly killing everyone on first sight and it's english speaking white people
Wow who would've thought

how to win in delulu

>>539690448
schut

>>539689837
Roll the dice and hope to be reincarnated as one. No sense waiting around in this life if it's really that important to you.

Damn, I missed out the d4vd jam track. I guess I'll have to cope with just the emote

>>539690448
refer to this guide for picking teammates

>>539690448
Charisma 10 build

>>539690646
k fallout fag

>>539690448
You HAVE been levelling your persuasion skill, right?
You didn't invest in dump stats like STR or INT or WIS, right?

Delulu is socialslop.

>>539678472
579708

>>539687097
they're all xbox codes, how would i use them on pc?

>>539691016
Open the game via Xbox cloud gaming

>>539691016
you would use them on an xbox account that is linked to your epic games account and open the game with xbox cloud gaming, (you can do the same thing to get the black master chief style if you have the skin)

...tonight

>>539690960
>siding with gimpsuit

>>539691016
head to xbox.com with a vpn of the country it's from and redeem from there after signing in

>>539691186
Chun Li players are just hornier sweats, after all. Cut from the same cloth.

>>539690098
I agree, the win ended up feeling a bit hollow when I had to abandon the group I found for the heal-off cause they were pretty fun and got basically the rest of the lobby together for dance parties at each circle until all hell broke lose in the final circle and they went down.

>>539690448
Just won after like 15 games.
My advice is:
>change to a skin kids will want to team up with like Goku or Gojo, they will always let you join them even during the end game
>stack up on as many healing items as possible, especially the healing canon, and shockwave grenades for when your team reach the final circle
>try to get this today because most people still don't realize that there can only be ONE winner, not the entire party and just stand around dumbfounded when there is no one else alive

>>539690998
Thank you, I appreciate it.

my social anxiety can't handle this

Do you need to have voice chat on to play the new mode? I refuse to talk to degenerates in this game but I really want the umbrella

>>539691498
Pathetic.

can timmy just put hex lexa in the shop already

>>539691561
you need to have the option for voice enabled BUT you don't need to speak, i don't think you even need a mic

>>539691567
I know

>>539691561
Yes.
Just don't speak. If you and your team mates are decent enough players, you don't really need spoken communication.
Or if you live in the EU there will be at least 10 different fucking languages being spoken at the same time per lobby.

>>539691345
>change to a skin kids will want to team up with like Goku or Gojo, they will always let you join them even during the end game
So basically it's pay to win if you have Chun-li, Cammy, Sakura, Leon Kennedy etc

>>539690448
1)Find as many instant heals as you can find like chug splashes, the healing mist grenade, med-mists and chug-jugs. (pizza slices and regular med-kits are not worth it)
2)Equip a cute/meme skin cause for some reason they make you less liable to be shot at or revived and invited to another group
3)Play as passively as possible with your group and when the final circle closes in just find somewhere to hide and spam the heals inside the heal mist
>Getting knocked basically acts as a second hp bar so if the heal spam isn't enough you get a free 100 hp plus whatever duration is left of the healing mist
If they still somehow outheal you then ggs you gotta go again but desu a lot of people are clueless and only really carry a chug jug so healing mist + chug splashes and med-mists usually work

>>539691671
fortnitemares shops probably aren't starting until after sonic and the movie cars have had their time in the spotlight. wait at least a week.

>that d4vd anime video where he cuts up and murder his gf
Oh it's so over for him. He'snot beating the allegations, the fortnite skin is never coming out

>>539679132
congrats Evie bros!!! I hope Catrin is next

>>539692365
This skin would put you as such a disadvantage. Why would Fortnite make a pay to lose skin? How am i supposed use this skin and play with one hand at the same time? It's so unfair

>>539689193
He should have went from skinny to morbidly obese to morbidly a beast by packing on muscle mass

>>539692283
They already unfollowed him on social media

>>539692283
I'm surprised it took that long for people to find that music video

https://x.com/FN_Assist/status/1969108554578628656
Is this daft punk or the fucking rapture??

>>539692736
If I remember correctly, there was a tweet saying that the sound was from a Weeknd song that had Punk in the music video

>>539692736
It's the d4vd trial

>>539690580
I didn't get the emote, but I'm coping with the jam track.

One thing I like about delulu at this specific time is that it's mostly adults playing since kids are at school. Tommorow will be hell though.

>>539693239
>9/20
But they are already out

i’m going to cry!
this mode is so frustrating. ;-;

bruh
https://x.com/SentinelCentral/status/1969066362942157164

>>539692895
I would seriously enjoy a mode like this. The creative slop modes should have more beat 'em up, platformer, fighting game, and top down shooters.

>>539693465
It's pure shit.

>>539693358
that "event" means only the blaster will be the only gun available in BR, not sure why they didn't make it a blitz gimmick

don't trust players using nigger skins, or super hero sweats

would it be possible to win a delulu game with voice chat turned off?

>>539693490
are they actually this retarded that they thought this mode would be actually friendly and not the most hostile, toxic shithole ever

>return to the game after a a few weeks
>they somehow fucked the keybinds
Epic why...

>>539693239
>>539693358
The news tab is kind of shit, the blogpost has a better explanation. It's basically the Kamehameha hour in Blitz but with only the PR gun in BR for an hour

How am I supposed to play the heal off? Anytime I get to an endgame, it's a always a 4-stack that gets me, even when I try to abuse the rift launcher, they can out heal me.

the fact that only one person can win in delulu makes the game kind of pointless

>>539693898
>115.5 trillion players
fortnite is saved!

>>539693239
I watched the sentai show years ago but I don't remember this guy at all.
Is he from another series or PR original?

>>539693909
not really, you start off as solo and it's about joining and breaking teams

>>539693809
you just gotta get lucky unfortunately

>>539693995
Trillions of Cate players!
Trillions of Kimikos and Camilles too!

>>539693809
pray you get into a hugbox lobby where most are just wondering what happens in the end and leave the ring once it's closing, alternatively get a heli

Unironically how do they expect you to not cuss in this dogshit mode?
Or is this some sort of honeypot to train an experimental ai on foul language?

>>539685320
That's kind of the thing nowadays: everyone's desensitized to this shit until you have undeniable proof that its happened. And because most kids or young adults are being exposed to memes, rhetoric, Liveleak and shit from an earlier age they gain that ignorance for the problems and red flags. Now everyone's just either a friend or a creep in Discord, who cares unless they're being an explicit asshole? What's a thousand more weirdos that confess to fucked up shit when it's all "for fun" in some chat program? Etc, etc. Grooming on digital discourse is effectively second nature now, people do the weirdest and creepiest shit to get someone else to like them and get to take advantage of age gaps in ways personal contact couldn't.
It's like how many people in the same age groups are becoming burnt out on sexual discourse and interest because everything tries to shove and sell so much sex that it simply lost its luster.

>>539694018
PR original. I find funny that everyone who likes PR loves Lord Zedd but he basically is the beginning of the trainwreck that PR is as a whole.

>>539691060
>>539691162
>>539691315
can i do this without a vpn

plz plz plz i cant stand this gay mode. im literally gonna crash out. i guess ill never get this umbrella

>>539694229
thats what ive been saying, its clearly a honeypot to train ai so they can add it to main BR and automatically punish bad behavior. which is funny because it'll reduce the playerbase even more

I'm shooting everyone on site fuck this shit

>>539694302
If you get a code from your country then yeah.

>>539694229
this game has the shittiest fucking community i have ever ran into, its a genuine wonder how or why epic ever thought this would be enjoyable in the slightest. I'm fully on board with this schizo theory that its training anti-profanity AI's because there literally isn't any other explanation save that epic is actually just entirely staffed by retards. people can't even team up to kill map bosses, I've gotten attacked by people that the megazord immediately stepped on and killed because they were more concerned with ratting kills than helping beat the big enemy.

Yep, I'm Delulu, how could you tell?

>>539694737
Trvke Nvke

>>539694787
gl on getting the dub

(you) did get the umbrella day one, RIGHT anons?

If I try to queue within a match it changes my mode to solo. So much broken shit this update.

>>539695057
nope, i'm shit at the game

>>539695141
Oh joy, I have to switch it back to squads everytime I go back to lobby!

>>539694839
Thanks!
I lost, an entire 4-stack focused fire on me during top 10. I've been having terrible luck with the entire party being grouped into teams by endgame.

>>539694337
I just got with a 3rd sneaking the whoole game.

>>539695057
i tried at work break but didnt know about the heal off method, will try my luck tonight

you know what keep ur fuck ass umbrella. this shit is revolting. i rather play fucking brainrot all day then this fuck ass mode filled with racists and edgey people.

>>539695615
its a good thing this place has no racists or edgelords

>>539694695
still the best one of the three.

>>539695359
I'm this fool, here's my proof. Did in on a Switch like the other anon said. I was roaching the whole game RP'ing Old Snake. I got to #3 and I got it.

What does delulu even mean?

>>539695615
They will grow up essentially or kill themselves, a self-fixing problem.

>>539696198
It's slang for delusional

yeah I don't think i'm getting the proxchat brella this way
do I just go full sociopath and kill everyone or continue trying to be nice

>>539696198
word comes from delusional: characterized by or holding false beliefs or judgements about external reality that are held despite incontrovertible evidence to the contrary, as a symptom of serious mental illness.
that last part is the very definition of this gamemode

>>539696367
It's hard to be aggressive in that mode since everyone else parties up

"Party Crashers" was more clever and catchy

>>539681819
The whole FF7 cast, even Zack and Jessie.
>>539683751
it wasn't just that he beat her, he was recorded beating her while monologuing
>I AM A GREAT MAN
>POSSIBLY THE GREATEST
>I'M A WORLD CLASS ACTOR
>YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO DATE ME
etc. Not that what he did was even close to what Diddy has done and gotten away with.
>why is it always this way?
They want to get those DEI bucks from their cash injectors like BR or Disney. They are also primarily run by hard left retards. So you have ideological and monetary motivation for it.
There's also the angle that's monetary of wanting to stay relevant to Fortnite in the children's ADHD addled brains.

>>539695359
>>539696147
I kneel

>>539695359
Based snake rat

>>539694018
he's original like titanium ranger. He was scary to the point they had to make him a retard later on so kids would keep watching.

>>539696773
>it wasn't just that he beat her, he was recorded beating her while monologuing
beyond based

>>539696261
Based

>>539695359
GG bro, I really need to make a Snake loadout for when I feel like ratting

>>539695308
And hammers broken, and servers are shit and im seeing rolly polly energy meter when im not using it. Is this the most shit broken by one update?

yeah this game mode sucks, im going back to regulars

what's the difference between this new mode and normal br

do people team or something

>>539698897
proximity chat and teaming is a built-in mechanic. otherwise its the exact same as solos and only one player can actually win. it seems like it was scientifically engineered to be the most toxic shit imaginable

new mode is just ass, legit constant screeching and no one partying up. oh well

>>539699038
>teaming
i see, ruined

oh shit it actually worked
ok so I joined a team then left it, got knocked and then held R to give up. make sure you don't get fully killed. you then spectate till the end of the match
my victory music was playing and I ended up getting the brella
https://x.com/joaoc_fgfb_2024/status/1969109020989358158

have they ninja disabled voice chat or something?
don't hear anyone talking, can't join game chat.

>>539699316
so i dont need to invite someone? i can just join someone elses team?

>>539696147
wait so did u win? or get third?

>>539700319
someone invited me, I assume it works if you invite as well

>use hammer
>suddenly can't sprint and I walk like I'm holding in a piss until I swap weapons
Que?

>get elim'd
>feel upset
>hear smoke alarm chirp from player that killed me

>>539699316
>>539700418
alright im trying it now see if i get it

disappointingly few gamers in my delulu games. best i got was one guy quietly saying "nigge-" as he disconnected and no one noticed.

>>539699316
did you press on spectate or no?

>>539695057
Lol yeah. Chug Jugs are super busted in heal offs (which the last circle always comes down to)

>>539701072
This is like seeing a unicorn irl. can't believe someone actually bought her

>>539695057
I'm not gonna bother.

i feel bad antagonizing friendly people just for the exploit. everyone wants to be friends. they let me hit them several times before retaliating.

What's the most "literally there's no reason Epic haven't done it yet" collab and why is it Scott Pilgrim

>>539701278
>someone bought this cringe skin
you def have autism

>>539701563
only weird and annoying people like scott pilgrim

>>539701072
she's fat as fuck, I like her.

>>539701563
Persona.
O'Malley strikes me as one of those standards-havers who might not agree to a Fortnite collab.

>>539701563
scott pilgrim hasnt been relevant in a decade and was only barely relevant when the movie came out.
the real answer is jak and daxter.

>>539701563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

>The official Epic sanctioned Teaming™ mode
>Everyone's unsocial as fuck or worse yet, a complete spastic
Well I knew it was gonna be like this but if I play enough matches maybe I'll eventually find a good one.

Still mad bros.. What could have been..

>>539701875
if i hear music in a language i dont know i just shoot immediately.
never relax.

>>539701819
you forget the anime was fairly recent.

>>539701702
it's a kino skin tho

>>539702082
>"hehe im a pedophile im going to post pedophile porn"
okay...? you are autistic

legit no one wants to party up on eu servers, i just get lit up instantly

>>539702130
Keep this energy for helsieskyepedos.

>>539702265
all my games on US east are the exact opposite, crowds of 10+ people in different teams jumping around and getting belligerent whenever shots are fired

>>539701702
i bought her back in season 8 cause she was funny and since then she became my main female skin. the fall guys pickaxe also matches her extremely well

>>539699316
yeah wondering this >>539701189 too, just spent a whole match in the menu screen and didn't get a glider after.

>try being friendly for once when i could have easily killed a duo
>they instantly shoot me and say hahaha u thought we were gonna be friendly?
yeah im glad [bad things] happen to these kids

>>539702194
I came across a huge 20 man squad and one guy took me aside and told me if they find out I'm not french they'll kill me on sight. I just said "uhhhh oui oui" and he let me follow them around until we all died to storm

spectator glitch worked first try. thank god.

>>539702527
i think its bs

>>539702681
what did your screen look like?

>>539701189
>>539702527
trying to recreate it but like this guy says you shouldn't have any buttons on the bottom of your screen while spectating

>>539702605
that sounds fun at least. 5 matches in and i got gunned down each time, tried saying i'm friendly, throwing them chugjugs and even just standing while doing the team up emote

>>539702527
>>539702739
if the glitch works, the postgame menu won't open until the match is over, you'll see the normal gameplay UI besides the spectated player name on top.

>be friendly with someone
>they shoot me
>my duo comes over and he still tries to kill me
>kill him
>duo gets mad and kills me
???

>>539702749
>>539702851
can i die by jumping off a cliff or does someone have to down me

I just like playing as Michael Myers and silently stalk the other players. It seems to win other players over.

>>539607878
Just the pass.

>>539703001
I got downed for it to work for me. Just jumped off a cliff and it didn't work

I think I'm going to spend $50 for the sonic wheels... I just can't bring myself to play rocket league.

if someone gets downed and killed they can't be revived right

I keep forgetting the fact everyone and their mother's grandfather carries a Wrecker like my brain is trying to psychologically bury the trauma of that gun's existence and delude itself into believing in a reality where it doesn't exist as a concept

>>539703424
*delulu itself

tjpw collab when

>>539703424
it's not that good

I havent played in two weeks whats new

>>539703587
MAKE MY MONSTER GROW

>>539703587
honestly? not much

>>539702851
alright, I downed myself in the storm, but now I've gotten downed by someone else and the UI didn't show up, we'll see what happens by the end. Time to look at youtube.

>>539703553
I want to believe that as much as you do

>no is trying to team even if you're clearly non- confrontational
I'm just going to enter with a squad and cheat then

>>539703765
did thye not nerf it i barely play this anymore

>>539703587
>holo is back again

>>539703824
Barely. Still deals fuckass damage at range even with the 6% damage decrease because you're still getting sprayed by a tightly packed spread of pellets

>>539703587
Megazord

>>539703748
>ui came up minutes into the match
alright I probably should've left before getting downed.

>kids are out of school for the day
>delulu gets noticably worse

>>539703824
lol it's still just as insane, 100+damage from long range on a headshot

>>539703634
We were robbed Ritachads

>>539701278
No one cared about healing in my game i had full health and stayed outside the storm for longer, i feel like i lucked out because i had no team

>>539703392
He says he doesn't chuckle unlike sonic but knuckles chuckles more often than sonic

>>539703748
>>539704049
yeah, tell me how you got it because im joining a team and im getting downed and it still doesnt work

>>539701563
Final Fantasy, after the Apex flop and their own BR flopped tim should've been hitting their dms within the day

>>539704070
kids play with kid rules, they damage you and once you down them they start begging saying it was an accident. half will join you from this point and half will make another attempt.
just finished a game where the kid tried to start a pickaxe battle in the final circle and nobody went for it. i just jumped into storm and started bitch healing and that won me the match.

I have decided that the new game mode sucks because I keep getting my shit pushed in.

that is all.

>>539705176
I made a team and then joined another in this one >>539703748 and then got knocked before eliminating myself. Tried again this match and someone tried to revive me which I think messes up the glitch.

>>539705416
alright, it's kind of hard making a team and then joining another

will i get switch lobbies if i play delulu on switch?!?!

>>539705380
i had a match where a red ranger and a black ranger speaking ebonics on mic offered me pizza in the back room of a building, and of course once i went for it they both jumped me. i bounced and never saw them again.
that interaction alone was worth whatever dev time they spent on this.

>>539701781
>zero actual body fat, no fat ass, no fat tits, not even a potbelly
>""""""""""fat""""""""""
you're worse than the "hag" lovers liking barely middle aged women with no wrinkles

wound up just getting the win legit whilst attempting the spectator cheese.

I think I got the glitch to work. I just need to watch this gimp suit finish the match.

Women get an easy win handed to them in this mode lmao, nobody ever wants to kill them.

>>539701875
I thought you would enjoy all the people calling you ochaco on voice chat

>>539706003
I can't find any heals

>>539706047
Have you tried being luckier?

Anyone got any advice on grinding rocket league because this shit is ass

>>539706003
it's not a skill based mdoe so idk

>>539706101
You just have to suffer through it or buy tiers.

>>539706003
don't judge me

>>539706206
Social skills is 100% a skill.

>>539706047
that's why you squad up so you can open locked chests and airdrops

>>539706101
You don't, the game is super grindy, get 3 daily wins and 3 Sideswipe wins.
Heatseeker is the easiest mode if you are a shitter
Ranked 1v1 if you are actually decent
If you just want the van just log at the end of the season and complete the quests

>>539705941
I've had a couple, it was cute. But it's mostly just people who either don't know, don't care or have other words in mind for you.

i quit. i decided that i don’t need ur gay ass umbrella. and that epic is fucking cringe for releasing this mode. u fags can suck my sweaty nuts

god the hiccups emote is so hot.

the brella looks like shit, the only point to getting it is to flex and i don't know who would want to boast they were the biggest racist dumbass of the dumbass racism mode

>>539706003
how people use jeeted game code bugs is none of your tranny business

>>539703587
Everything is broken and servers are shitting themselves.

>>539705898
But anon, maybe if I don't kill her and instead follow her around the map, she'll add me and then we could have sex!

I miss vinderanon

>>539706608
t. got wrecker'd by one too many mumbling black guys and french children

Not even close baybee

>>539706003
I don't care what exploits you're offering me, I am not playing Dululu.

>>539706886
i dont he's part of why this general sucks

>>539706936
I've been enjoying hunting down and killing every gimpsuit I see. The seethe is delicious.

>>539706249
>saying this on 4chan
thumbs up

>>539706930
>pretending like this general isn’t at the lowest it has ever been
Bait. She was one of the only good posters here

>>539707212
>foid that drew weight gain obese fetishism art with a deranged "u dont get it pick me im a pick me" artstyle was a good poster
ok

>>539707212
the literal only difference between then and now is the gross fat guy porn was drawn instead of real

>>539707325
cry about it dotsy. You’re jealous of her.

>>539705209
I've been saying this with my FC who I squad with regularly that they should make John FFXIV a skin with different relic weapons for picks.
Bravura for Warrior, Gae Bolg for Dragoon, Deathbringer for Dark Knight, Paladin's sword and shield and now Viper's twin swords

>>539706003
>lexa gently smooshing my balls with her bare feet as she mocks me for not winning delulu

hrrngh

>>539706887
true, actually

>>539707590
I get it man
Crashing out over THAT FUCKING GUN THAT I HATE is perfectly reasonable

I miss jillanon

YOUR MOVE!

>>539707212
I mean if you like fat gay men the Nickacado spammed is still here

>>539707754
not even that anon but I'm getting old. I'm just tired of zoomer speak and having to yell "FRIENDLY! FRIENDLY!" when trying to party up.
I heard a group of people actually saying "6-7" after someone explained what it meant the other day to me and felt my back cramp up after.

dotsy is cute

>>539707907
I swear to fucking god if we keep getting collabs ENTIRELY AS SHOES me and Timmy are taking a fuckin ride

>>539707907
Sonic and now this. Who the hell wants branded shoes instead of the actual characters?

>die in 6th
>10 people fighting on my screen

Delulu has its own tab so could Catrin drop in the battle ready tab today?

>>539707905
literally who

>>539707947
You’re an ugly loser that nobody likes, troonsy

i just got the delulu win first game on as a schizotistic loner. no talking, no teaming, just stealthing around the map like assassins creed and avoiding players then healing in storm. i just wanted the cute umbrella. good luck fortanons.

if you want to hear what the final circle sounds like
https://files.catbox.moe/n333rl.mp4

>>539708290
i'm not dotsy, i'm a secret admirer

>>539708307
that medmist and chug jug combo was elite, great job Gojibro

>>539708290
Sad but Trvke

>>539708307
i think having a ton of floppers would work to

lets go i did the glitch!

>>539708380
Your samefagging is SAD!
>>539708446
Lmao

>>539706882
She's 15

>>539708209
They're gonna release her first

>>539708149
>Who the hell wants branded shoes instead of the actual characters?
Apparently a lot of you since you retards line up in droves to buy the newest 1000 vbucks Nike recolor every week

>>539694271
what are you on about, zedd was one of the best parts of PR originals
the real start was bringing back tommy as the white ranger and not switching to dairanger suits

>>539695359
Thx for strat sir, worked just fine

silly skin ready, its delulu time

Delulu is FUN at least here in the brazilian thirdworld servers, nationality wars are on full swing

>>539708561
I just want my cute catgirl...

My social anxiety limits me from having any fun in delulu :(

delulu is so full of betrayal and backstabbing, just like a real killing game kyahahahaha

>>539708307
cute backbling

i've been using a girl voice changer to great success in delulu

>>539709028
post a joi vocaroo using the voice changer

>>539709028
Link to the voice changer?

>>539701893
all of the anime collabs are lazy

>some Chun-Li will not stop following and trying to kill me
>turn around and kill him
>revive him
>he stares at me
>kill him
>revive him
>kill him
>revive him
>he manually leaves the match

>>539708647
>girl
lol that's a trans coded skin, buddy.

>first they deny me my shadow skin
>now they deny me my dark magician girl skin
this is fucking bullshit

>>539708647
Sorry but I've waited long enough for my cute alien wife already.

>>539709304
>scribblegonia language

>>539709132
I use VoiceWave

>>539709502
Please explain

>>539708891
wanda post

>>539709181
guh

>>539709867
it's the spectator glitch posted about earlier in the thread.
>create a team with someone
>leave it
>join another team (not sure this step is required)
>get knocked down by another player
>hold button to give up and kill yourself
>you should be immediately put into spectator mode without seeing the postgame menu
>spectate the entire rest of the match
>after the postgame menu appears at the end and you go back to the lobby, you should get the victory brella

>>539709304
happy for you Eviebro, they really kept ya waiting for her. I can wait some more days if Catrin doesn't drop

Is the Sonic collab really gonna be some lazily recolored Puma sneakers

>>539710269
you vill buy ze shoes

Can you leave the VC on delulu?

>>539710407
the option to leave the game voice channel appears in the menu, but i didn't try it.

>>539710407
nope gotta have it set to everybody to even queue for it

i only played one match and i spent it sneaking around before dying but this is kinda fun
it might get old to hear the same-sounding kids scream "YO CHILL" when you shoot at them but i'm having fun so far

>>539709181
>some Chun-Li will not stop following
lucky u

>>539710407
>anons are this antisocial
you guys got bullied too much in school

>>539710269
the sonic theming is somewhat elaborate, but yes, they are real life puma sneakers and not based on the characters' actual shoes
there's also car decals and wheels

>>539710442
>>539710472
Sheesh, I just wanna listen to music while I'm playing. Thanks.

>>539710503
>if you don't want to listen to ten year olds scream the gamer word at you for an umbrella you're antisocial
alright

>>539710407
you can turn down voice chat in the audio settings

>>539710658
sorry you got bullied in school bud

Delulu is fun but its got nothing on Impostors. Should have brought that back instead

on one hand i wish people would accept when a team is full and not try to stick multiple teams together and yell "i'm fwiendly" whenever you shoot an enemy
on the other hand, if everyone understood that only one person can win, there'd probably be no teams at all

>>539708209
Is it finally her time?

>>539710843
>he didn't experience massive team battles
ngmi

I get being social but who the fuck wants to spend time talking to kids?

>>539711131
yeah 100%, she's the face of Delulu and has both the ingame newboard segment and a quest page with her on it

>have the batman 89 boost on rocket league
where the fuck did i get that from, probably not getting anything of a worthwhile discount on fortnite

>>539701893
I would've loved to have been in the room when they decided to make the ships fucking harvesters instead of gliders, like genuinely I cannot comprehend what out of touch boomers must've been in that meeting for the collab

>>539711391
helsiefags

Lynx!

*stares at you*

>>539711391
>I get being social but who the fuck wants to spend time talking to kids?
>

>>539711391
>who the fuck wants to spend time talking to kids?

i get why they made it so only one person can win but it would have been fucking kino if you could squad up with the entire lobby and automatically win by "frienship royale" or something like that

>>539711978
that would've been great even if there'd be zero chance of ever seeing it

>>539711978
Or just playing the fucking mode... Why do I need to win?

What is with troonies latching on to ugly skins? Catrin is visual vomit, worst skin of the update. Woolla and Lunelle are 10x better

>>539710843
thats what the chests and airdrops are for. problem is that the exotics out of them are basically useless for offense.

>>539712236
>woolla
epic tranny accusations from captain coalburner

>>539712270
the exotic shockwave launcher is great for offence

>>539708307
wait a fucking minute
I WAS IN THAT MATCH, I SAW THOSE DUDES FIGHTING AROUND THE TREE, AND EVERYONE WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN THE LAST PEOPLE STANDING DIED
THAT WAS YOU AT THE END (I tried to do the glitch and failed)

why is a small arbitrary subset of new rocket league content put into fortnite instead of all of it?
like sure there are obvious logistical issues with making lightning mcqueen a car you can drive in fortnite (and i know they're trying anyway) but there's no apparent reason every original boost, trail, wheel etc. isn't in fortnite.

>working with a good squad
>pick off a bunch of people at one of the Burds
>get closer to finish one guy
>8 people come out of the station and kill us
smdh

>>539712689
oh thats easy! because the rocket league compatibility is a half-assed afterthought

I can't get the glitch to work

>>539712530
but youre not gonna be able to go mask off and kill your entire party with it, thats my point. its the only one that can be used to kill anyone, everything else is the rift launcher, the chug launcher, and the slap launcher. how are you gonna 1v3 with those?

>>539710249
I did your exact steps, and got nothing.

>>539713219
they may have already hotfixed it then.

>>539712689
Time, also there's stuff that just wouldn't fit in Fortnite but part of Rocket League. If it took an extra month each season to make whatever instrument they put in the music pass worked as a pickax and they delayed shit because of it you would be mad

>>539711391
:)

Eviefags she's expected to drop tonight per the leakers

How many people can be in a team in delulu? Only 4?

>>539711391
I dont actually mind kids. Theres no social games and if you share any interest theyre usually keen to listen rather than just waiting for their turn to talk. Course you cant say you get along fine with kids without everyone thinking pedo.

>>539710249
I did this and eventually I got the UI. It was delayed but I got the rematch and spectate buttons after a few minutes.

>>539713386
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>539713391
only 4. you'd think since six stack blitz just came out, it would've been 6, but no.

>>539712345
Idk what the fuck you are talking about schizo. She looks cool, catrin looks retarded.

Simple as

It would be fun if Malico made a Delulu custom lobby for /fng/ since he's an #EpicPartner.

>>539713610
>final circle
>report conversation
>70% of the thread gets banned

>>539713604
woolla is in a set with a shirtless black man and she's covered in rainbows. the only actual difference in terms of TRANNY SHIT is your own personal taste because you're a fucking retard that can't articulate your thoughts without the use of buzzwords

>/fng/ delulu lobby
imagine the lisps

>>539709304
no catrin could release since evie x will 100% be in the delulu tab so that means battle ready could get something new

>>539713808
You mean mexican music, vacuums and yelling

felt like posting a pic of me

>>539713808
lisps are cute

>kids get home from school
>betrayals increase 1000%

i see how its gonna be ya little shits

>>539714253
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>8x Battle Ready tabs
Woolla and Ramses tonight? One tab for the bundle + skins and the second tab for their wraps and pickaxes

>>539714140
you deserve love and care

>>539714236
Slit your wrists faggot

>>539714253
Was there any doubt? Usually for new modes they always release the thumbnail skins to coincide with it

>>539713808
would actually be kino if it were to ever happen

>>539714253
About fucking time, slap tims balding head till it bleeds for keeping her unreleased for this long

I see the raindrops fall on the window pane
It's just 5 o'clock still I feelthesame
Wait for you

Iput the words on a note
Tryin'to understand
Maybe I love you still
But you can't be found

Summer'sgone
Ilostit all
I wrotea song
Maybe it'slong

September rain comes to me again
Just like sudden sadness comes hangin' on the breeze
September rain falls on easy pain
All the little lovers here
And I'm down into your traces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K01qpf7-Rks
It rained for the first time here this month yesterday, and this song popped into my head.

>>539714253
>People excited for worse evie
Do latefags really?

>>539714535
I wish they did the backbling separating thing earlier because I really like the ketchup bottle backbling Saucy Mahomes has but fuck 1500 is a lot. I don't think the skin's terrible so maybe it'll grow on me next time he comes to shop but as for right now I'll save

>>539714719
its worse evie or no evie for some people
not me, because i have the actually good original, but I get the feeling. frankly I think the new one would be fine if it wasn't for that plastic armor garbage, this season has terrible aesthetics.

Evie X is gonna look so good with the red converse

>>539714847
I'm not the biggest Evie fan. I don't have the original but I have her Star Wars variant and I'm happy with that.

>beloved squad-bridging teammate gets killed by a random
>entire top 10 is people asking "WHO KILLED CHRIS?!"
>someone calls in an airstrike
>run away and bandage cannon self in storm
>win
gg not playing again

>>539713756
Let me clarify.

Catrin looks like an epilepsy characterized. Nothing unique about it. Ugly model. Yet another cat skin, except this time also made to appeal to the faggots who keep spamming characters like skye. It is a skin for trannies.

Woolla is just a sheep girl with a gradient rainbow accessory. Not gay pride related. And schizos here think having a black counterpart means its some weird sex thing because they are mind raped.

How anyone sees catrin and goes "Yup, this skin is cool" is beyond me. You have to be brain damaged.

What are my chances to win delulu as an ESL warrior?

>>539713756
Zavala hated that

>>539715051
you don't really have to talk after forming a team, so the first person or two you meet just has to not be immediately repulsed by you. after that you can go back to being silent and autistic.

>>539713808
/fng/ delulu lobby
>teammates wont respond unless you refer to them as their """female""" skin name
>someone constantly spamming gay sex sounds
>almost nobody talks, and then they do, they put on a deeper voice
>theres only one helsie, who is killed on sight by everyone else playing. curiously, there are a large amount of posters supporting the helsie's endeavors, but only while theyre dead

Why the fuck did they put the red dot sight ars back in the loot pool man

It just invalidates all the other rifles including the oxr one and you just end up getting laser beamed from all over the place if you arent constantly hiding

Nobodys allowed to engage with the new features because everyone that does gets lasered while all the cool kids are hiding

>>539715017
respectfully, you sound like a schizo, the kind of schizo who complains because a character with animal features doesn't end up being a furry, it's cool if you don't like her, don't need to pretend the skin is bad because it doesn't appeal to you, enjoy your sheep girl

>>539700348
got third and got the brella

>>539715253
i would run around as haylee and spam love haylee

how's the new mode chat

>>539715253
me and the boys camping and sniping off everyone who makes a smoke alarm chip

>>539714140
Me when Jonesy whips it out

>>539715332
but wait, maybe I got it with this glitch >>539710249
because it was only 3 players surviving in the storm and I got #3 but immediately after dying I went to spectator mode and saw the #1 winning. After that I went to the lobby and got the brella. I didn't join any team at all during that match.

sex with the pink ranger...

I can't even play Delulu anyway.
Xbox player and I only get one USB slot that my controller is taking, only microphone I got on hand is a desktop boom mic, so I literally cannot voice chat.

>>539715634
its like living in the bronx hood

>>539714719
>>People excited for worse evie
Evie X isn't picrel though

>>539707907
>Collab that needs approval from both Konmai and Jump
>Get Nike involved and only sell digital shoes

Do we need muscle girls?

>>539715958
would've been fine if you could take the coat off. they modeled most of her upper body anyways so idk why they couldn't just make it a style option.
also non bleached hair would've been nice

>>539715913
Get yourself one of these

>>539715634
very hit or miss depending on the lobby but when it hits it's very fun and has a social aspect that been missing from regular BR modes

>>539710269
The car is pretty cool atleast.

my crew subscription ended right when I got into super styles, phew that was really close of not getting the real rewards.

>>539715634
fun if you like to shoot children in le face when they scream and cry for team

evie looks like an alien

>>539716371
I'm glad you did it. Mine ends on the 23rd and I already got everything.

>>539716371
i timed my last crew sub so i'd have a week to do the timegated rewards.
then it only took me about 6 hours the first day they were available. oh well. i'll probably do the same thing next time.

>>539716335
>when the delulu teammate is sus!

>>539715648
this >>539705637 is as close as i want to get to "experiencing their culture".

so far all my interactions with people in this mode just confirm the best thing to do when meeting someone is kill them

>>539716281
simple kissing is so underrepresented in todays marketplace of art

>>539716726
I legit only ran into silent people that just lit me up right away so the mode was just normal br for me. only heard people talk after dying and switching around while spectating

it's sommerset gooning hours

>>539716806
I should make a lewd pinup render with haylee but I need to come up with an idea for it

Mal0 skin when?

>>539705637
>he relaxed

>>539716945
well it's gotta be cheerleader-related so the setting could be a sports field or a school gym?

>>539716942
that girl is super cute, but she makes me feel like a nasty old man for liking her.

Delulu had promise at first but the meta being just surviving till the end then praying you get lucky in the storm is pretty gay. Ultimately feels like a mode for roblox kids.

>play delulu as helsie
>immediately get team request and loyal simps

hm