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>Version 3.6 "Back to Earth in Evernight" Special Program
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zzz status?

Destroy the first half banner

>>539675531
Asleep

Why are you obsessed with ZZZ, we both share the same slot now

>>539675552
The "straight to pity pool" duo

dickgirls penis status?

>>539675442 (OP)
My wife is so cute

>>539675531
flopping
>>539675618
fuxuan did have reruns not like rappa

>>539675552
ah yes, fu xuan. the limited tank that was relevant for what 6 months? and not even that relevant unless you wanted to fully clear golds and gears back in the day

Was there ever a character that one wouldn't regret getting on their rerun?

BRING ME KIRIVALDO

>>539675742
Be better

>>539675828
Harmony units

>>539675531
Flopping so hard they are about to fall out of the ranking
Imagine pressing ctrl+f and typing zenless and it gives back 0 results LMAO(JP ranking only tracks the first 200 apps)

Kirivaldo Khaslana Uchiha

Khaslana Uchicha is based

>>539675643
>>539675923
Black Swan is cooked. COOKED. For real this time.

Total Cifera love

This story is fucking boring.

Stop bullying random anons, it's not very nice

Small penises should be appreciated and not humiliated

STOP SPAMMING ABOUT KIRIVALDO

I suggest we get Herta to put BS in the mirror

>>539675828
tribbie and robin that was about it

maybe kafka if you really wanted hysilens and didn't fall for dotbricks before

i guess fugue if you really wanted to keep firefly relevant (i fell for it too, got her e1)

I'm actually happy that Evernight and/or Cyrene will powercreep my E2S1 Tribbie in my Castorice team. Most of my best teams use Tribbie and I've had to replace her with cope trash in endgame modes

what's kirivaldo?

I want to pound Miss Ruan Mei's tiny pussy with my BWC until it's bruised and sore and she can't walk

>>539676120
It's in good fun

>>539675828
ruan me, robin, tribbie, all top tier. no idea how well cerydra or cyrene will age by the time they rerun, but this is harmony rail

>>539676235
I want to kiss her feet here so bad and then stick it in

Aglaea on Knight 2 (mantas) and Castorice in Knight 3 (black tide).

But who the fuck do I use on the break focused Knight 1?

>>539676235
painted toenails are so hot

>>539675987
Is that normal for a big budget gacha?

>he doesn't know about Kirivaldo
tourist-kun...

>>539676551
Cant you just skip all of that and do the level 120 guy?

>>539676551
i guess you gotta sacrifice RMC and put HMC in there because you dont own fugue

>>539676343
Mydei stop making fun of people

>>539676610
>Literally falling below a png collector like azur lane
What do you think anon

I pulled RM because she won't make fun of it. She will just lay like a dead fish. She is from not china so she is used to it being tiny.
I skipped Therta because she will always laugh at it.

Fuck irontomb, give me a black swan weekly boss

>>539675643
>>539676093
Her goose is cooked chat

The timeline over the events in Amphoreus is so wacky... I just want this to be over.

>>539676742
Glad that even the game is now recognizing that the garden is full of RATS

Robin and her pretty small ass

black swan will die the moment people forget about her btw. she's not a real person, she's made of memory bubbles

This is why Reca is never getting released

Black Swan did nothing wrong

For those that quit the game and returned, how did you feel about having to catch up with everything? Was it overhwelming? And why did you return?

BITCOIN IS GETTING PUMPING FUCKED

ZZZ makes most of its money on PC and Playstation

>>539677125
me when I fill fraudfly's womb with semen (she can't have kids so it's safe)

>>539676893
>Now
Himeko and Herta warned not to trust those fuckers since patch 1.0

garden of recollection will be destroyed long before IX

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (120)

You want Cyrene to work with your favorite.

>>539677238
Why did Himeko let Black Swan onboard the AE then?

>>539677204
>fraudfly

Sam Bankman Fried (5* Destruction)

Basic: Remember the Holocaust:
Deals Fire DMG equal to 100% of Sam's ATK to a single target enemy.
Quote:
>Oy vey remember the six gorillion Jews incinerated at Auschwitz!


Skill: Don't let the Goyim know
Consumes Sam's HP equal to 40% of Sam's Max HP and regenerates a fixed amount of Energy equal to 60% of Sam's Max Energy. Deals Fire DMG equal to 200% of Sam's ATK to a single target enemy. If Sam becomes Bankrupt as a result of this Action and is not already Bankrupt, then Sam's next Action is Advanced by 100%.
"Don't let the Goyim know" becomes "Bitcoin is getting fucked" when Sam is Bankrupt.

Quote:
>Oy vey, don't let the goyim know!

Enhanced Skill: Bitcoin is getting fucked
Consumes Sam's HP equal to 100% of Sam's Max HP. Deals Fire DMG equal to 1000% of Sam's ATK to all target enemies.

Quote:
>Bitcoin is getting fucked!


Ultimate: Oy vey shut it down
Consumes Sam's HP equal to 100% of Sam's Max HP. Deals Fire DMG equal to the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust to all enemies. Can only be used while Bankrupt.

Quote:
>FTX has 100% of customer deposits. We didn't lose it all gambling on degen shitcoins.


Talent: Margin Trading
Sam won't be knocked out when his HP reaches 0.
Instead, he will enter the "Bankrupt" state. During the Bankrupt state, Sam will take and deal 2x damage.
If Sam's HP is >= 1, he will exit the Bankrupt state.
If Sam's HP reaches (-10 * max hp), he will be knocked out the next time he takes any damage.
At the end of the battle, if Sam's HP is <= 0, it will be set to 1.
Quote:
>Customer deposits... that's a strange way to spell "my money."

>>539677059
In amphoreus, because of the skip button it's actually pretty decent. 500x better than genshin where you can't skip anything and have to play through hours of dogshit. Alot of the events are now archived too so I farmed out alot of jades.
Also because of powercreep and shilling, you can just pull whatever new unit that's out and be in a better spot than a veteran who hasn't lul. I have e2 rice, tribbie and hyacine cuz of it.

>>539677402
I don't know if this is a new pasta but someone should save it just in case

>>539676551
acheron obliterates knight 1

>>539677397
Because as far as she knew, BS had saved their asses
It's a "we kinda owe you a favor" deal

>>539677204
>antinatalist

>>539676551
ack/sporgle/sw/pela

next question

>>539677535
E0 without Cipher/Jiaoqiu?

How likely is it that they're going to forget about releasing Remembrance characters when the new world starts and they start shilling Elation?

>>539677397
In Penacony when Sam was attacking and Acheron intercepted, it was Black Swan that teleported TB to safety.

The garden are our friends and have been since the start of the game

Hotaru Rabu

Evernight feet (on my face)

I finally decided to play Amphoreus after months of controversy and what the hell is this immigration plot everywhere? How will this connect to the whole "Amphoreus is a computer" plot? Or just pointless filler?

Will the real kirivaldo please stand up?

>>539677402
>ult does no damage

who'll be playable first, the lord ravagers or screwllum

>>539676126
What counts as small?

>>539677732
There were no Hunt or Abundance for all of 3.X (Archer doesn't count) so if Elation is more omni class shit then you'll be lucky to see more than 1 or 2 remembrance in 2026.

>>539677945
god bless AI

>>539677849
what immigration plot? relax with the /pol/brain

>>539677059
Since Amphoreus is so damn long it's not like I missed a planet. Quit at end of Penacony, started back up from bananakino. Getting through several patches of Amphoreus was a slog because the writing/pacing puts me to sleep. It was nice to have gorillions of TBP to farm.
>why
Quit PTCGP and wanted a more chill game since masterball grinding is torture. HSR not demanding playtime makes it very low commitment.

>>539678018
i think he might be talking about the refugees from castrum kremnos in Okhema IM NOT SURE THO

>>539677589
>>539677735
For someone as smart as Himeko she sure is a gullible bitch

>>539677675
yeah, sw is fine, would be better if you had pearls or especially cipher cone. i think gallagher is probably better than fu xuan since he can easily break the pathetic toughness of the puppets and they gain massive vulnerability when weakness broken. if you have pela with pearls, it should be an easy sweep

>>539677849
amphoreus tried to be everything at same time
are you talking about that illegal immigrant side quest where Aglaea openly explains why mass immigration is a problem, the beginning of the story that you travel with refugees or Mydei's story with the whole: we are immigrants and we must adapt and respect the local culture

all pointless filler but pretty based if you ask me
It's a shame that most of the public can't read

>>539677961
Good, because the Remembrance cast seem to all want each other and I haven't spent one pull on any of them. I can comfortably skip Evernight and Cyrene now. Hopefully they don't pull something like that with Elation.

>There were no Hunt or Abundance
And no Fire character, strangely enough.

>>539677945
Well, by definition anything below the average is considered on the smaller end. The average is like 5 to 5.5 inches isn't it?

>>539677735
but sigga paid bs to do it for his schemes (shaoji forgot what)

Will AA be available the day the patch goes live?
I don't want to get spoiled by checking out clears here...

>>539678153
They accepted Sunday after the bullshit he pulled. He can mindfuck the entire AE anytime he wants

Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

>>539678549
Sunday is our NAKAMA, he would never.

Farming the Goddess set for my healers, but I don't have Phainon. What team should I build for Clara if I'm going to give her that set? I don't have Sunday but I do have Bronya. Or is there a better character I can give the Wavestrider pieces to instead?

>>539678746
By "that" set I meant "Wavestrider," I didn't proofread my post.

>>539678746
Bronya does not work with Clara

>>539678746
clara uses poet

no

>>539677594
>Having kids in this clown world simulator
>Giving Jews more free bodies

>>539678308
I'm not American, what's that in cm?

>>539678878
Why wouldn't Bronya work with Clara? Doesn't she just advance forward and give a character a bunch of Crit Damage? And Sunday is Crit Rate and Energy Recharge?

>>539678367
Yes and no, he paid BS to telephoto TB to him but she saved TB 3 times. The first time when TB and FF first ran into Sleepy, when Sam and Acheron fought and then to wake them up at the end.

>>539679031
Buff uptime issues unless your bronya is e6

>>539679031
clara does lots of her damage with follow up attacks, Bronyas buff only lasts one turn so her buffs aren't up for when clara counterattacks

>>539678979
13 to 14 cm

>>539679172
>>539679181
FFFFFFFFUuuuuuck

>>539679031
bronya's buffs evaporate as soon as the character is done taking their turn, so she can never buff any of clara's fuas except with her ult which is also pretty short-lived

you should learn about uptime of the buffers in your team, you can't just assume the buffs a character gives are going to be up all the time or even most of the time. buff uptime is one of the biggest differences between good and mid units, for example ruan mei has shit uptime on her ult but tribbie's ult is pretty much up 100% of the time

>>539679151
>wake them up at the end.
I love Swannie so much it's unreal bwos..

>>539677849
One of Genshin's writers realized nobody did character stories so from now on all Hoyo games have some form of character story sandwiched in-between main stories and because the Chrysos are aaaaalll important all of them got a shill patch. The immigration plot? It's part of Mydei's shill patch relevant only to Mydei the character and nobody else

>>539679231
>Barely above 14cm
Phewww...

>>539679579
that's bullshit but I believe it

>>539679579
Some of them had misha

>>539679579
That's always been a thing, lil bro

>>539679571
Akshually Kremnoans are part of almost all side quests, I would agree Kremnoans are more developed than any other civilization in Amphoreus

mmm... feixiao sloppa..
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>>539679690
Nah they only started doing it with Penacony before they used to use Stelle for all of the denos.

>>539677732
Zero, we'll come back to Amphoreus in patch 6.9 to get more.

Bros... Sorry that I didn't deliver the Ruan Mei doggystyle sloppa but I had to go... I'm eating dinner at my mom's house, she made fried crispy chicken fillets...

Release him.

>>539679827
>open one, see a dick
sorry, not going to bother with the rest

Is HSR actually a Honkai game at all?
As someone who only read about it, it seems like they're just using the Honkai name and it has nothing to do with Honkai. Why didn't they call it just Star Rail or Stellaron: Star Rail or something?

WHAT THE FUCK

>>539680302
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE WE GETTING OS MUCH DOGSHIT!!

>>539680302
SCREWLLUM BROS???

>>539680302
>they want to make x.0 versions anniversary patches
We're already dead 5 patches in, how fucking dead will we be in patch 3.9 lmfao.

>>539680171
Isn't this just Misha? Why are they being so rough with him?

>>539680302
Huh? Who the fuck is on the banner for 3.9 then? Fucking Mr Reca? Is that why he never appeared in Slophoreus?

>>539680302
At this rate 4.0 will be the anni patch, what the fuck

>>539680302
OBLIGATORY CHINA PATCH

>>539680302
this is like hitler when he realized the war is lost

>>539677849
Amphoreous tried to do too much at once without prioritizing what was important and what isn't. As a direct result patches 3.0 to 3.3 are mostly filler. The only characters whose stories had relevance were Tribbie and Phainon

>>539680446
why would Reca be in Amphoreus

>>539679583
You made it Anon.

>>539680302
>3.x into the big 2026
Just fuck my shit up

>>539679806
i look like her

>>539680302
what what what what what what
2 penacony patches let's fucking go!

>>539680502
He's a Memokeeper, wouldn't be too hard to write him a detour from chasing Dr Primitive to investigate the Garden folks in there and his Aeon.

>>539678549
And it really says something that the guy that tried to lobotomize the entire universe ended up being more trust worthy than dyke swan

>>539680502
Isn't he from the garden of Recollection

>>539680302
Probably the patch where TB says goodbye.

>>539680502
He's there to set up the return to Penacony.

NYOOOOOO I DONT WANT LUOFU

>>539680419
>dawei, people aren't pulling our x.0 bricks, what do we do
>fuck it, make it anniversary patch then

I don't care if we get more amphoreus slop in 3.9. just don't send up to xianzhou. I will do anything, I'll suck shaoji's dick on a live stream

>>539680281
bump
*unzips boobs to attract attention*

I thought it was obvious that Black Swan only knew about Amphoreus because Constance told her over the phone?

>>539680637
Amphoreus ends in 3.7 though
It's either another Penacony or..... china....

March 7th: I love my Stelle only

>>539680302
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

>>539680302
Version 3 the greatest to ever do it.

>>539679827
It's a good thing Jiaoqiu can't see her now. But he has to be wondering why it doesn't feel like regular silicone anymore.

>>539680281
>>539680753
Yes, HSR will be HI3 but larger. In HSR terms, we are the broader Path the will absorb the more barrow one.

It's also why they've went hard with the expies in HSR more than any other game.

>>539680816
Is just me or she blocked Himeko's face in that photo?

>>539680816
Remember that time when we celebrated the game's release Stelle?

imagine if 3.9 is an unironical xianzhou visit.
imagine the 24 hour generals

It's going to be Belobog with our dear Sampo Koski that leads directly into Edo Star.

>>539680281
HSR is just an excuse to repurpose HI3 characters and plots in a more popular game

>>539680616
>>539680636
it's not exactly a place where every memonigger can just waltz on in, you know

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FREE THIS VERSION???

Best planet to visit during 3.9?

>>539680530
Yep, I have the smallest non-smallest penis.

>>539680281
paster with aster

How fucked will the meta shift be when we get the Elation path?

>>539680617
>dyke swan
>dyke
Game unrelated

what if its not an extra penacony/luofu patch and instead amphoreus is getting extended

>>539681072
Okay, it's a call from BS, easy.

>>539680302
jesus christ it's so fucking over

>>539676818
I rolled Herta because she will make fun of it.
I rolled Ruan Mei because she will make scientific notes and call it less than average.

>>539681195
What's their relationship?

>>539680302
GET ME OUT OF THIS REGION ALREADY

I just realized that 3.9 would be around Chinese New Year.

Cyrene is a skip.
Save for the newest galaxy ranger released in 3.9

>>539680302
I can't lie about your chances, but you do have my sympathies.

>>539681192
I would take anything that's not China

>>539681295
She doesn't like him. Some people speculate it's because he's actually a Cremator and BS doesn't like Cremators.

>>539681343
>galaxy ranger 1 = skip
>galaxy ranger 2 = skip and flop
>galaxy ranger 3 = skip and flop and ?

Hey!
Anyone know where that invite code event went? If it's ok with you, I would love to make use of your lengthy, throbbing returnee invite code thing?

>>539681192
>Shaoji has Elysia be rollable until 3.9.

>>539681296
One more cycle let's go

>>539681131
Okay, well, don't think of it that way. You're average, nothing wrong with it. It's also relative to your height.

>>539681313
Grim

>3.9 is a thing
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY MILKING AMPHOREUS NONSTOP GET ME THE FUCK OUT MAN FUCK

Was this nude shot really necessary?

>>539681343
>Rappa Alter before 4.X
Doubters doubted for nothing

I love seeing amphoreus haters melt down

>2 save patchs after cyrene
you have no excuse to not go for at LEAST E2S1

>>539681139
I want to spurt all over those tits

>>539681343
B A S E D

>>539681584
this is the way, i can now go all out on her and still get my Sakura and her cone

>>539681442
It's gone because we're currently in the filler patches.

>>539681519
Amphoreus ends in 3.7, retard. This is either Penacony/Luofu filler

Tell me anons which hsr girl do you think slept around with men the most? For me it would be Kafka,Acheron,Topaz,Himeko and Seele

>3.9
>final goodbye scene with Cyrene(not optional)

>chinese new year in 3.9
It's probably Blade SP

>>539680281
>Why didn't they call it just Star Rail or Stellaron: Star Rail or something?
The Honkai part in Honkai Star Rail is the only thing keeping this game alive. When HSR original characters finally beat Acheron then you can talk about not needing the Honkai name. Acheron was the only reason why HSR players could even say HSR surpassed Genshin.
Don't forget that in Genshin, Raiden was quickly and easily surpassed by Hu tao then a Hu tao + Yelan banner.

>>539681783
We all cheered

Annihilation gang for 3.9??

>>539681743
Acheron and Seele are virgins
Himeko and Kafka definitely
Topaz wouldn't sleep around

>>539681618
I could instantly tell you were a tranny by your posting style alone. You will never be a woman, you freak.

It's gonna be a chinaslop patch and you know it. Our first cny event.

Vita will be 3.9 bwos Uncle Retard told me so

>>539681783
>goodbye
>thinking you can escape her

Hopefully Lingsha gets a second of screentime in 3.9

>>539681915
5* Sushang

>>539681743
Himeko is definitely experienced but way too high maintenance for most men
Kafka is 100% a turboslut
Acheron is 100% lesbian

>>539681915
Why are we only getting CNY patches now

>>539681915
China event with a few Amphoreus to indoctrinate them about how amazing China is

>>539681915
>1.X (has china content)
>People love the game
>2.X (has china content)
>People love the game
>3.X (no china content)
>People hate the game
Coincidence?

>>539681743
Himeko is canonically a femcel since her HI3 days, a common running joke is that she somehow can't get a boyfriend no matter what
Kafka is probably the same (terrorist, oneitis crush on the Trailblazer)
Acheron probably can't even have sex anymore


The only one who probably sleeps around is Topaz (for money) and Seele (poor, needed the money)

>>539682065
Because everyone clowned on the gambling event

>>539681873
Acheron definitely slept around much early on to try and feel something. Seele is a hobo and had a lot of cock before trying to seduce the current belobolg ruler
Topaz is a hustler and definitely would for the ipc with how much she thinks they are good

>>539681826
Dubra in 3.9 would straight up annihilate my wallet

>>539682112
People started hating the game with China 2 though

>>539682112
remove the word "china"

>>539681873
There's no way Acheron has lived for god knows how long and hasn't had a single taste of dick

>>539681164
It's going to end up as another "use 4 limited elations + their cones or go fuck yourself" just like remembrance

>>539681935
this would definitely be the funniest outcome so i hope Uncle Retard is right for once

>>539682062
Acheron is no dyke please keep the headcanon to yourself. She is not GGZ or honkai 3rd Mei
>>539682129
Okay but name other candidates then

>>539682172
>Acheron definitely slept around much early on to try and feel something
Where does it say Acheron is some slaaneshi stimulus chaser?
>Seele is a hobo and had a lot of cock
No
>Topaz is a hustler
Headcanon

>>539681131
*snrk*

>>539681584
Bruh, we need to form 3 meta teams for AA. Vertical is retarded.

>>539682112
retardking, revenue took a nosedive the second we went back to the Luofu during 2.x and literally everyone hated the chinksloppa arc in 1.x

Amphoreus was a mistake.

It's 100% a china patch, fucking kill me

>>539681812
You're being dishonest anon, Acheron did well because of Raiden Shougun. You'd have a point about hi3 if hi3 was actually popular and hsr didn't rely on "made by the creators of Genshin".

>>539682449
Boothill was the nosedive

>>539681743
It's a tie between Kafka and Guinevere, mommy because she definitely had to fuck a lot of people in her missions, Gui is Luofu's public bicycle. Seele probably has a high body count like most of the underground slumdogs from Belobog, Himeko has fucked around here and there in her adventure and Topaz might have only fucked a few important people to advance her career but none at the level of the first two.

>>539681876
Uh did you reply to the wrong post?
>only post in the thread so far and its to praise asta

>>539682379
>Acheron is no dyke
A straight woman wouldn't willingly accept a dance offer from another hot babe and do a smoking hot tango with her

>>539682449
>Actually it's the LAST president's fault everything sucks now and people are quitting en masse

>>539682438
verticalGODS that kill uber lygus get to skip the other 3 stages

lmao anti-amphoreus posters are so retarded they think 3.9 won't be xianzhouslop

>>539682438
How do you not already have three teams with at least one or even two already vertically invested?

>>539682541
That's because people were saving for Firefly, whereas Luofu 2 just flopped as a whole.

>>539682604
people quit in 2.x and never came back

>>539681618
I want to be Asta and suck off futa Stelle until she spurts all over my tits~

I hope 3.9 is luofoKINO

>>539682609
They will rugpull remembrance super hard. AA is per patch.
>>539682675
I skipped? I have 700+ rolls saved. My bad for not wanting to roll SUnday and dotbricks.

IM SORRY AMPHOREUS, DONT DEPORT ME TO CHINA AIIEEEEEEE

>>539680302
Screwllumbros, this is our patch…I can feel it in my circuits!

Just make it a Skott patch

>>539682853
Screwllum is probably the first worm I'd ever roll for.

>>539682596
The nihility gave her some brain damage and little awarness anon if she wasn't an emanator you could probably convince her into drinking a dosed drink.
>>539682556
Guinevere is definitely a solid choice. I like to think Seele dragged bronya down to her level with her hobo orgies. I say you are onto something
>>539682407
My headcanon because those bodies shouldn't go to waste

>>539682809
How will remembrance be rugpulled lol? Break got rugpulled because of toughness bar inflation and even then you can still see 0 cycles from them, remembrance is just HP scaling crit DPS

>>539682809
>I skipped
based

>>539682768
My wives (I'm caelus)

>>539682768
cute mom and daughter

>>539681506
176cm...
>>539682423
Such a cute image, would love to be humiliated by her.

Isn't the main trio gonna b e a few generations older after amphoreus? Everyone is doing the loop de loop.

>>539682967
you'll be lucky to ever see that guy again after that travesty of the Fate collab

>>539682643
you can always shoot yourself in the face flophoreus turd

I think it's safe to say Firefly won

Chances of Castorice being relevant in any way after Amphoreus is over? She doesn't exactly have any plot hooks after her CQ in 3.2

>>539682809
>They will rugpull remembrance super hard
so then you swap to elation
for the cost of 3 e0s0 teams that will barely clear knight and flop there way to bronze border you could have a hyperinvested flavor of the year team and be a platgod

>>539683113
What did he do in the fate collab? I skipped the whole thing

>>539683113
Ive seen a lot of people starting to hate him because of the collab…sad

Amphoreus isn't flopping because it's beating ZZZ and Genshin.
It's funny how salesposting works.

6-7 >>> 3-7
June 7th won, March & Evernight LOST

>>539683113
Skott was the only good thing about the Fate collab

>>539683267
Take up 80% of the screentime and dialogue instead of letting the collab characters do cool things and talk about themselves more

>>539683219
Amphoreus characters aren't real so no. They are never leaving their planet

>>539682643
They’re tourists, if that wasn’t obvious enough

>>539683267
The retards made him the protagonist when the only reason people liked him was for being the comedy relief.

How would Firefly be in bed?

>>539683267
You need to be invested in HSR event lore to get him. To the tourist that came for the Collab he is some NPC that hogged more screentime that Seiba and Archer

>>539683453
You're legitimately braindead if you think they aren't becoming real.

>>539683219
I could see most amphoreus characters doing something out of amphoreus, but castorice? What could this bitch do

>>539680302
>>539680412
>>539682853
>>539682981
We're so back!

>“March, I prefer Evernight, can you go back to sleep”
Post March and Evernight reaction

>>539683549
>You're legitimately braindead if you don't think [HEADCANON]

>>539683346
Its flopping, is just that ZZZ and genshin are flopping harder

>>539683510
I have my doubts that literally anyone, newfriend or not, wanted to see some NPC talk to himself for three hours over Saber and Archer doing Saber and Archer things.

>3.8 and 3.9 are Firefly patches
She won

>3.9
Please no, I can’t take anymore sloppa

>>539683625
I love them both but I love March 7th! more

>>539683891
why do you think it'll magically not be slop after the number changes
i swear edo star keks are so deluded into believing it'll be good they'll slurp up anything

>>539683453
They don't need to be real, they can eventually get bodies made of memoria or whatever, heck even Welt isn't technically real, he's just a Honkai construct

>>539683805
Actually, due to popular demand we’re getting another banana patch with Rappa SP

March is not here

>>539680302
4.0 confirmed for story rewrite

I'm gonna do it

after 2 years of playing just uninstalled this shit
HI3 troons killed this fucking game and i will never touch anything with Honkai in its title ever again
bye

>Amhoreus characters are just data so they can't leave the planet.
>In a game where reality is warped every other week
>In a game where data can warp and affect reality
>In a game where SW can go anywhere as a hologram
The story can say the heirs walked out of Amphoreus and everything would still make sense because this game never had any logic or reason to it.

>>539684009
like what do people even mean by "real" in HSR when you can be a robot with an uploaded consciousness
you can split your consciousness into 7 parts and have them operate independently
you can be a blob of memoria and that's it

>>539684098
>71gb
why is your game fat

>>539684098
>>539684128
UninstallCORD!

>>539684098
See you again in 4.0 just mod the game and turn on auto while overdosing on headcanons

>>539677735
I still have no fucking clue WHY Firefly attacked TB other than muh script and a clearly rewritten story

>>539684128
same they just lost me

>>539684128
Hi3rd troons didn't do shit its all the hack shaoji. All hi3rd was doing was offering dykes to get set straight by the dick but of course shaoji must make it honkai 3rd expansion pack

>>539684098
>>539684128
Fuck off stupid tourist nobody is gonna miss you

>>539683346
We're flopping because our competition is FGO, Genshin is competing with Wuwa and ZZZ with uh...Punishing: Gray Raven? And we're the only ones who are losing to our main competitor.

Sex Wolf my beloved...

WAIT WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS
WE ARE GETTING AI CHAT BOTS WOWIEE!!

>>539677849
You seriously need to stop spending your life on /pol/

Just a yearly reminder that the Xianzhou has committed countless acts of genocides against planets that simply happened to be blessed by Yaoshi. It's not just the denizens of Abundance they fight; innocents have also suffered from their zealotry.
This is addressed in the lore and bits of ingame text, but never in an actual scene, likely because portraying the China expy in a negative light would border on illegality for Hoyoverse. Instead, they are portrayed as heroic to a fault, which contributes to the perception of the Xianzhou as the most boring setting out of every world we've visited.

>>539684335
Seas ablaze or some shiet

they did not need an entire year to tell Amphoreus story

>IPC
>Elation fuckers
>A bunch of chinks masquerading as Japanese
>Yea will be the only new Japanese inspired character
>A bunch of character alt
This will have the worst cast, and story with it’s all a prank plot line

>>539684485
lmao people are gonna make this chinese chatbot expose CCP secrets

>>539684098
>>539684128
>>539684414
THREE TIMES

Fuck Shaoji
Fuck Cyrene
Fuck Amphoreus
Fuck this planet
Fuck this story
Fuck this game
Fuck you

>>539680281
HI3 itself is supposed to bridge into Star Rail at some point so the name makes more sense, but that's years away. For now, just treat it as an excuse to reuse HI3's characters and story arcs in a more successful game.

>>539684335
Because SAM and Firefly were originally two distinct entities (machines can project a consciousness in the dreamscape) and TB + company were lurking around the area got turned into dream goo

>>539684335
Retardbro, she wasn't attacking TB. She wanted to take TB away from Acheron and Black Swan

>>539684593
>lmao chill it's all a simulation bro
>muh 35035065306234062623 cycles
kys faggot

>>539684557
They should release patches more often then

Why did Edo Star flop?

>>539684680
>>539684098
>>539684128
>>539684414

Post your ingame purchases. Your departure is negligible if you’re F2P

>>539684731
Can’t she just ask nicely

>>539684731
>Leave now and nobody gets hurt. Or else, ALL of you will DIE here!

>>539684593
Nothing can be worse than Slophoreus + Shitrene and Fagnon

Is Pela still better than JQ?

nice thread honcucks

>>539684593
can't be worse than Shitphoreus's lol everyone dies I'M LOOOOOOOOPING Marvel Avengers ASSEMBLE I'm so sad please roll for me mastah

>>539684848
Any player provides more value than $5/month with free marketing on social media, boosting app ranking, now playing statuses, etc.

>>539684593
You got the 3 sampofags mad lmao

>4.0 teasers drop
>people immediately begin to speculate that this is all just a giant performance
>mihoyo keeps trying to assure you that everything is real
>4.3 drops
>it was all a performance in the end like everybody with a brain said it would be
>slurpers praise Sparkle's 69 gorillion cycles of performing to an absent audience
>sales continue to decline
>/hsrg/ spends more time shitting on HNA than discussing the story of Edo Star (everybody already called what was going to happen in 3.9)

>>539684845
Based,but wrong timeline cyrene

man I can't wait to leave this fake world, what was even the point of coming here when all the characters will cease to exist except Cyrene

>>539684925
Before saying this, she only mentioned Acheron and Black Swan
>>539684902
She's a wanted criminal

>>539684925
I vaguely remember them just stopping their fight once the AE group is out of sight so what gives and Acheron saying ummm I knew you weren't serious hehe. I need to remember more.

>4.x is a meme region with expyslop and altslop
Anyone else holding out for 5.x?

Honkai: Star Rail has the worst writing in any gacha game.

>>539684593
True. Based even.

If 4.0 doesn’t have a new potato then it’s shit, simple as

>>539680559
post tits

Reminder that Amphoreus was rewritten into the story. We were supposed to go to Edo Star in 3.0.

wish someone would release a good turn based gacha so i can drop this shit

>>539684335
There was no skip button in Penacony so you're just dumb

>>539685420
We need fat xiao desperately

He saved genshin with kino-krai

More save patch for edo star oppai loli!

I fear for the characters that will be character assassinated to shill Firefly in 3.8

>>539685786
Our HERO...

Let's be honest, once we are on Edo Star, everyone will remember Amphoreus as an absolute slog for lasting 1 year and the reason we have a skip button

>>539684485
Can I tell Himeko or Kafka about my lactation fetish?

>>539685420
It can get much worse, unfortunately.

>12 months
>365 days
just to shill two characters from your dead tranny game
well done Shaoji, bravo

>>539685786
Nod Krai's Archon quest is dogshit however.

>>539685984
your account gets instabanned if you try nsfw stuff :(

I talked to my uncle Dawei and he told me Cyrene skin is going to be a maid outfit like Elysia's.

>>539684485
yeah they are never opening that can of worms lol
not for a decade at least

>>539684593
>It's all a dream
>it's all a simulation
>it's all a prank bro
Checks out. Can't wait!

>>539682407
What the fuck do you think a peach is a metaphor for?

>>539686120
that's really boring

>>539686189
>yeah they are never opening that can of worms
that can has already been opened, i've been chatting to bots for a while now

>>539685648
turn-based gacha are incapable of being good because gacha are inherently flawed, and the fun of turn-based games are counterproductive to a gacha.

>present fair criticism for HSR
>b-but what about Genshin
>b-but what about ZZZ
>b-but what about X gacha game
>b-but my sales!! i'm a good little paypiggy!
this is why the game will never improve

>>539686120
Spoiler

>>539684485
Can I talk to AI Herta?

>>539686318
how is that related? they are never putting LLMs in a chinese game, no filter is perfect

>>539685848
man if only

>>539684495
I wish they introduced yaoshi factions that were good and wernt cucks of the xianzhou

>>539686284
Firefly's fumigating flatulence

Hot take: star rail is only good for the hot art of the girls and them getting fucked. The game fails to deliver on (you) fanservice,writing,gameplay and events. If any of those was present it would be more worth while
>>539686216
NTA but elaborate

>>539684485
can't wait to jailbreak and mindbreak all the female bots

>>539684485
>Jailbreak Bronya into ERPing with me and calling me "onii-chan"

>>539686494
this game has an LLM as a huge feature, it was made by Cai Haiyou, who is a big top producer at mihoyo
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3730100/Whispers_from_the_Star/

>>539686506
hsr if it wasn't wormed dogshit

>>539686392
People play this game to shit on Genshin and ZZZ. The actual game doesn't matter.

>>539684485
I will make Herta talk about Big Black Cocks.

>Not every Stoneheart has a cool Henshin form
To me that's still the gayest thing this game has done.

>>539684335
>SAM
>attacking the TB
Watch the pre-battle cinematic again, she only identifies Acheron and BS as hostiles in her screen. Her plan was to convince the TB to join her cause, but she got keked by Ack and BS' refusing to leave them alone.

You are upset because you wish it was your favorite character the one who gets special treatment.

>>539686625
Built for me... (im a shota)

>>539686884
Yeah for a business built around selling a variety of characters who all cost the same overly favoring one and giving them special treatment is retarded

>>539686904
Based and true

>>539686884
I'm upset because the whole concept of expies is retarded and I vastly prefer original characters.

>>539684485
Finally, character.ai in game

>>539686625
Swannie..

>>539680419
>>539680302
Brickle SP will be a x.0 anni character
Most broken of all time

trust the plan!

>>539684485
Oh no... you're going to get idiots arguing with you about the game, and when you question them, they'll reply with "Pompom said it so it's canon"

>>539686748
This but to shit on ZZZ

>>539682513
And Raiden did well because of hi3

curious!

>>539687367
devilish

>>539680281
trust the plan with Welt and the void archives

>>539684485
>I can finally drag my favorite HSR characters into my deviant fantasies
jailbreak prompt when?

>>539686451
This would make more sense than P*m-P*m

Remember that retard pretending Evernight was worse that Jingliu?
He probably offed himself.

Should have had HUGE tits

>>539684948
always will be

>>539687417
>Raiden did well because of hi3

>>539687762
bailu

giving AI feixiao a back massage

>>539685769
>I decided to try and kill Acheron and Black swan because I am SOOOOOO in love with you
Fucking Blandfly

>>539687417
DYRBI?

Now that the dust has settled why did this sexy maid flop to the single worst harmony/Cerydra in the game

>>539687078
LMAO AT THIS NEWFAGGOT

>>539675442 (OP)
Based op

>>539686625
A peach is the symbol of a girls virginity you dumb zoomer.

>>539687873
Based, she knows dykes are dangerous

>>539687528
Bro your character.ai / janitor.ai / sillytavern?

>>539687979
Called it >>539672742
She is just one trick pony, one you have seen 1 hentai of her you have seen all

>>539684485
How much time until the bots become hitler

>>539687873
Nothing wrong with killing some sluts that stalking your boyfriend

>>539687979
Cerydra is sexier

>>539688371
Why is a good half of pag art about the girls being jealous yanderes?

>>539687417
>not because she is a big titty bitch with loose clothing
>not because japs consume jap content
>not because she is huge defeat rape bait
>not because of the titty sword
>not because of VA
Its all because of HI3rd Mei surely

>>539687873
>not letting a pair of dykes kek you away from the guy (You) like
>bland
nah, you're just too cuck-pilled to see the full picture

>>539688472
it's the truer form of love

>>539688546
>the guy (You) like
Nigga, you are gay

>>539688484
raiden mei is too powerful

>>539688546
>a pair of dykes
[citation needed]

>>539688546
>thinking they were dykes and not semen demons
This is why Black swan is the one in the express and not cuckfly

>>539687873
sounds based to me

She loves Stelle

>>539687417
Raiden did well because she has big tits and pulls a sword from them.

>>539683072
See? You're of average height. It's perfectly normal. Don't worry about things you can't control Anon.

>>539688665
Yeah we should ignore her jobbing against a kalpas who was holding back and fainting about 70 times in the elysian realm
>>539688804
Also because she is great ryona and defeat bait

>>539688804
big?

>>539688867
>fainting about 70 times in the elysian realm
paglysia did this via bad writing

>>539688876
by genshin standards, yeah.

>>539688941
thought that was aponia

>>539676126
>>539677945
>>539688841
Just fuck already

>>539689023
all paglysia's keikaku i'm afraid

Stupid Retarded Dyke

>>539688982
By Genshin standards she had the largest boobs.

>>539689083
Topaz..

I miss them.

Post your credit card edits

>>539689105
exactly, i don't think there were even any big titty 5*s to roll for before she dropped.

>>539689083
Paglysia...

>>539689083
Aglaea...

smart intelligent straight

>March insertion in Amphoreus actually make sense, and explain a lot of stuff
I shouldn’t have doubted

>>539689298
Elysia is straight

>>539688941
The best development Mei had other than the HoT buff was becoming a hag in APHO. Too bad we never got a continuation and more Older female/younger male content. Younger male could either be Welt's son or Adam

>>539689083
Bronya..

>>539689291
Eula?

>3.9 covers chinese new year
uh oh

>>539689405
Aglaea..
>>539689454
Nah, Eula's charming point was always her thighs

>>539689417
she's lying

>>539689405
Firefly

>>539689273
The classic can never be beaten

>>539689519
they will sneak in a china general release

>>539689405
march 7th!

Haven't spend a dime since chinaslop 2. Chinaslop 3 will be what finally frees me from this game.

>our GOAT ashikai said that oroboros turned into a lonely depressed bitch and made a path switch into nihility, turning into IX (just like hysilens loved FEASTS but got depressed as fuck)
what are we thinking

>>539689405
Castorice...

My pattern nooticing brain has determined that 3.9 will be an IPC patch.

>>539689273
I love making sure we earn lots of money!

>>539689454
i only remember her butt

You log into the game and there is now a AI chatbox on your phone with your favorite character.
>What character
>First thing you say?

>>539687762
it's sad how mediocre hagrene's tits are...just give me heberene if you don't want to go all out with the hag form

Does Evernight have Stroon in her trailer? Not a good look...
Guess i'l have to skip.

>>539689772
is it like ena and xipe where xipe just consumed ena?

>>539689454
>covered cleavage
lol

>>539689785
it's obvious at this point IPCsloppa has been cancelled

>>539689273
Owari da

>>539689847
>Acheron
>tell her I found device IX but she has to marry and fuck me for it

>>539689652
>bratty general
i will take it

>>539689859
No, it's Oroboros really just becoming depressed after eating too much and doing a literal path switch
there's an occurence of something similar happening to a depth crawler (Spawn of voracity)

>>539689412
>take all plot holes leftover near end of the story
>fill it with some character who's been off-screen until then
The Shaoji Method is truly revolutionary

Who here for real is rolling Evernight?

>>539689847
>Swannie, my beloved
>I've finally found the courage to say this to you, let's get married!

>>539689612
just take up the modern argument that the captain was retconned into being a woman.

>>539689858
>literally not a single yurislop game in the top 50
>"lol let's use dykes to market our characters"
how many times will they keep doing the same mistake

>Want Evernight for a sub DPS for Castorice
>Don't want to waste pulls on a character that only helps a very specific niche
Just give us a free Evernight too since she is already an E2 and S1 bait.

Where the fuck are the HAAAAAAAGGGGGSSSSSS?
IT'S BEEN A FUCKING DROUGHT FOR 8 MONTHS

>>539690072
me
I'm a secret chuuni, teenage me 20 years ago would have loved Evernight

>>539683805
>>539683891
ngl I kinda knew that CNY and 4.0 will be separate patches (and Edo Star being a February release)

>>539690072
We all have castorice except that one dude so quite a lot of people

>>539689917
Your currency wars?
Just like UD foreshadowed Amorpheus' specter, Currency Wars promises a lot of StoneGODs in space Japan

>>539690020
now this makes me wonder if IX is one being or a giant collective

>>539690209
hags don't sell

>>539690209
This. Anyone who thinks cyresia maidslop counts as a hag is retarded

>>539689939
Thats the joey pose, I recognize it anywhere

>>539689858
>Skip Evernight because the opposite TB gender appear in the trailer
>Not because of devs laziness skill design, powercreep and animation creep

>>539686845
this, it would have been so hype...give me my fucking power rangers

>>539690020
>you can view it as oroboros becoming depressed from too much eating
>but also collapsing into a black hole after gaining too much mass from eating

>>539690303
>Acheron
>Kafka
>Black Swan

>>539690332
kill yourself
anything bigger than Clara is disgusting, rancid, rotting, putrid, decaying walking carcass

>Luofu gave us Yunli, Lingsha, and Fu
I need more China.

>>539686845
>we will never see SSJ Topaz
are they retarded???

>>539690161
get ready for yae to only show interest if you're stelle.

>>539690265
ah yes, the one occurence pattern, a classic

>>539690505
>/bag/turd melty

>>539690150
im a woman now? wtf?

>>539690462
Would have all sold better if they were maids.

>>539690651
Ackshually, Swarm Disaster also talked about Ena.

>>539690505
I'm thinking based

A few threads before mentioned 3.6 comes with a new DU patch?

>>539690072
We are all rolling for marchy march

>>539690884
>
Maidslop only sells with egregious shilling.
HagKINO only fails to sell when they brick the kits and story relevance. Hagcheron BROKE you

>>539691058
yeah it resets

Hag love!

Do you have three teams?

>>539691307
MAMA LOVE

man I hate the Chrysos Maze event
this is the first time I've had less then 72 hours to complete an event in a Hoyo game and I've played Genshin, HSR, and ZZZ all from release

>>539689070
I wish I could fuck Topaz to be honest.

>>539691528
Yeah but then again who doesn't

>>539691528
Topaz only likes successfull mature women like me

>>539691307
Hag love!

>>539691307
Cute mom

>>539691626
We know, Jade.

>>539691637
Theoretically speaking, what would happen if I slapped Acheron's tits?

>>539689847
Cringe.

>>539691307
i love kafkacita so much

>>539691626
Nah, she likes NEETs who can take care of her pets while she's working

>>539691786
She would ask you why. She can't feel it anon you have to try harder

>>539691307
Never enough of them

>>539691168
Hags may not be as polarizing as hebes or lolis, but there's still a large number of people that specifically consider them unappealing, for a game like HSR that's constantly trying to reach the biggest possible crowd it'd be silly to value them over maids.

>>539691943
She's actually into sigonian men

Kafka LOVE!

>>539691405
yeah
>are they all good?
w-well...

>>539692087
My mothers are so cute... I love them so much.. I can't possibly choose one!

>>539690162
Castorice doesn't care about remembrance teammates.

Evernight, RMC, Tribbie, Hyacine e0s1
Castroice, Cyrene, Cipher, Mr. Reca

Easy. If they dont release Mr. Reca it's over, but I doubt they won't.

I dislike all Stellaron Hunters because they'r criminals who kill innocent people.
That's why I'm always mean towards them in-game when the game gives me an option to do so.
Never rolled for any of them either.

>>539692275
You are stupid for wanting to choose only one and limiting yourself to two.

>>539692198
Mama LOVE!

cant wait for 90% of hsrg discussion to revolve around jailbreak prompts

>>539692483
Nah thanks, Acheron is ugly, I'll just have BS and Kafka

>>539692293
i bet you own one of those filthy IPC bignoses.

>>539692198
>>539692487
>>539692536
>ugly hag
lmao

Cat love.

>>539691225
Forgot it does that. I thought there was gonna be a new expansion

>>539692987
ZZZ out of nowhere

>>539692751
BS is also ugly
Only Kafka is pretty

>>539693412
>BS is also ugly
Okay, more for me then!

Always knew this general was full of faggots

Fuck me~

>>539694090
good, one hag per year, and next year it's gonna be one worm

>>539694170
>and next year it's gonna be one worm
LOL

>>539694250
great pleasure

>there is a 3.9
oh my fucking god why
just let us leave amphoreus already!

>>539694170
>next year it's gonna be one worm
According to leaks Blade is getting an SP version and since it's Elation planet Sampo will probably get a 5 star version too

>>539694540
it's not going to be amphoreus retard

>>539694090
herta is a hag
cyrene is a hag
>b-but
hags

>>539694540
Who said anything about 3.9 being Amphoreus lmao
For all we know it could be a CNY patch

>>539694540
anon thats not how it work, thats penacony

why did amphoreus flop?

>>539694540
It's either extra Penacony shit or it's Space China because CNY

>>539694729
when have we ever had chinese new year shilled?

>>539694608
By that logic, Tribbie, Hyacine, Hysilens, and Cipher are hags
Retard

>>539694710
Keep posting butts zzzizter and I'll keep your game afloat

>>539694598
>>539694658
i fully expect them to try and shove more ampho slop down our throats

>>539694710
It didn't

I'm about to start 3.5 what am I in for and how long will I be in it?

>It didn't
It did

>>539694710
>169 vs 65
idk you tell me

>>539694969
that'd be good but it's gonna be luofushit

>>539695030
6~ hours
Cerydra, Hysilens and Cyrene are the main focus
no Phainon

>>539695030
About 7 hours, most of which involves a schizo talking about his cave so have fun.

>>539695176
So it's longer than 3.4? That one took me 4 hours with 0 skipping and some fast-ish reading.

amphoreus god damn flopped and slopped lmao

>>539695061
It won't
>but
It won't

>>539695334
hebes are supposed to have butts not ASSES

You will not leave. You will love Cyrene.

>>539695256
yeah it's a bit longer by one or two hours

>>539695334
ju fufu too sexy

>>539694710
No Firefly

>>539695427
AHHHHHH
I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT PLACE ALREADY

I feel like /hsrg/ is the only place in the internet that likes Amphoreus

Jane Doe NTR