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XD

i said no more posting dont post here

first for merii

s3ks

Join 4clan! The premier faggot and nigger inclusive official /osg/ cc!
Chuds not welcome!

dude really? the n word? seriously? mike is not gonna be happy about this

*does a funny little anime dance*

im on the phone with mike right now (discord) hes writing up a sternly worded email to the mods right now..

how the fuck can mike and i battle hell have to fuck d3k in my flannel

>>539764363
How to get freaks in the 4clan cc muted: A comprehensive guide.

Preamble
4clan has a logger running in the clan chat at all times. Everything anyone says is recorded and is viewable from their discord server at any time. When someone gets muted, sometimes there will be messages in the report log with the name starred out. These messages are messages that were made by the reporter (This could be you!!!). By cross referencing these report logs with the chat logs from their discord, they can figure out who the reporter was, and ban them. Getting banned is pretty inconvenient, so this guide is based on getting around this as much as possible.

Step 1: Guest in the cc, or better yet, join the cc as a full fledged member
Step 2: If you're going to be reporting this session, do not say anything no matter what, unless....
Step 3: If you are directly addressed, respond. You can say anything, it doesn't matter. If you don't they will ban you (even though you could literally just be afk taking a dump). You have now spoken in the chat so you must not report anyone for the next hour or so or else your messages will appear in the report log and you will be caught.
Step 4: Someone said a no-no! Report them for offensive language, and then unless you're confident someone else is going to say a no-no word too you should just leave the cc for a while if you are a guest to conceal your tracks.
NOTE: Choose your targets! If its just a low level account it probably isn't worth reporting them and having to leave. Who you really want are the juicy high level mains who do raids.

To reduce suspicion, you can talk sometimes. Just don't report anyone for a good while before or after you do that. If you are directly addressed you have to speak anyway, so this is a good opportunity to talk a lot and reduce the suspicion. If you really don't have anything to say to these freaks (who can blame you!) just post about poop or something, you will fit in.

stop shilling your clans to me im not going to join them

but im so lonely and horny and need an rs femboy to erp with

Just tried to do fremmnik trials quest, things were going great until that deathless guy you gotta kill 3 times. No protect melee yet & strength is only lvl 36..

im 334 gold keys deep with no pieces of zealot help

>>539767015
why is every quest make you fight something 3 times the recommended combat level that you have to end up cheesing

I'm autoclicking agility atm while I'm downstairs eating

>>539767674
did you speak to oziach

Almost 56 agility now and I can do that homo elf quest for this clue step. Gonna hop into bed and send pics of my cock to egirls while the autoclicker does the work

holy heck is that the level 3 firecape guy omg i hecking love renderino hecking sloptube channel omg

holy smokes someone is jellyous

>over 37k for ranarr seeds
this shit is retarded

everything shits out ranarrs what are you whining about

you can get lots of them at royal titans and other stuff too

If I've unocked my dragon defender and lose it. Can I just farm a new one or do I have to keep my rune one spare so I can unlock dragon again?

do you guys think a zeah+varlamore only ironman would be fun?

I think I am at the part of ironman where I gotta farm and train herblore and stuff but sadly I am too stupid for that. All I can do is rape

yes keep the rune one if you lose it but you can use a trouver parchment on it if you decide to pk with it so you dont lose it when you die

>>539771457
It would make me tremendously sad to play an account that can't go to catherby but I guess on paper zeah+varlamore would work pretty well.

ummm zeah + varlamore is just zeah

uhm actually its called kourend and kebos and varlamore

>>539771880
>>539771935
sorry...
do you think it would be fun though?

>>539772270
personally i would prefer to stay on the 2007 map, i dont like new things

>old thing good new thing bad
meds

ill steal your dads ed meds nigga

hi i just started playing osrs cant wait to join the thread and talk about the ga-

"When we released sailing, we knew it would be controversial, but we never expected this." Only 4 months after the release of the first new skill in osrs, Parent company Jagex has found itself in troubled waters. Players have been harshly critical of britian's famously grindy MMO since it's released, but is the harsh criticism really warranted? Popular news sites like reddit has over 22,000 comments in r/07scape containing the words "sailing" and "slop" just this past month. Some fans remain optimistic and seem to genuinely enjoy the new experience, stating that, "Jagex needs time to hammer out the lag and XP exploit bugs. Currently, there are over 40,000 accounts with the maxed sailing XP and Jagex has stated they are, "looking into this".

With all the controversy, it's no surprise that osrs player count has fallen below 60k concurrent users for over 2 months straight. With the newly announced PSS (Pre-sailing servers), perhaps osrs can recapture the magic it seems to have lost.

nice ai gen anti sailing slopaganda

I'm tired bros, I only get 25 kills an hour.

i still need to kill my 3rd tormented demon

how do i get into hogas rizz academy

some people itt have never slayed so much as a single pair of tds

>>539773951
Then take a break and do a farm you pussy

mahagony homes gonna make me wanna kms.
Id rather do construction the autistic way but then id have to make twice as many planks

36 kc
no bucket

I ahven't done a farm run in weeks

>>539771381
i assume this is fine for royal titans? I'll give them a try when I'm home

100k
#stackupdate #stacks #stack #mystacks #bigstacks #stacked

104 keys
after i'm done i will have done 438 keys total, the wiki estimates that on average it should take 512 keys in order to get the full set pls pls pls

genuinely id eat d3ks ass out and leave no crumbs

no longer fishing we are chooping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5qIJdBtX0

merii post your pole

can i have some of youre stack

>>539779127
I am not a pole dancer wtf

wc is epic

State of me. First slayer task, will take me like 4 hours to complete

>>539782038
Forgot image, state of me

Best place to autoclick thieving till 53? I am 47 atm

>>539782539
if bondie then master farmer, otherwise fruit stalls in hosidius

You remember how Sailing had caves around the game that you needed X levels in the skill in order to access?
Oh sorry I mean dungeonneering, silly me.

>>539783026
Ty

>>539783103
get dodgy necklaces if youre gonna pickpocket master farmers as a bondie

>>539783216
I didn't ask for more advice, and I'm not a bondie. Watch your mouth before I rape you.

Is this box next to the player's name plugin related?
What does it mean?

Brand integration.
That player is watching an episode of black mirror.

>>539784369
fone gamer (aka not a real gamer)

>>539784620
Oh, that's cool. Thank you.

good morning i love meriipu

>>539788606
spooky

>>539788606
*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

https://youtu.be/O9egDtphcZY
Up

oh hey its the dude no one likes

all this sailing malding when you should be busy compiling a comfy autumn ocean playlist and sharing it with me

too busy drinking coke zero

i dropped nearly 200 snape grass seeds on my weam not too long ago why did i do that

bleeding out as a hobby

why is it called sailing when it has nothing to do with sailing

>>539788681
Why is my slayer master outside?

i personally farmed all my snape grass and ranarrs and now my lb has 6k of each

Is Shayzien armor used only against Lizardmen?

is still a way to turn bonds into membership codes? all of my bonds are on rs3 and i dont see an option to convert it to a code when i redeem

>>539794471
cant you redeem them in rs3 and keep the membership for osrs?

>>539794557
i want to give the membership to an alt

so log the alt into rs3 runephew

>>539794743
i have tradeable bonds but i would rather use an untradeable one and save 1/10th of a bond if thats still an option

oh okay ik what you mean i think thats only how the os bonds work i think in rs3 you have to make them tradeable at least in my experience

Why do people keep commenting on what I should be using or not
Granted, most of the gear I'm wearing was gifted by other players trying to help me but come on

lol

i mean youre basically wearing a big neon sign that says "im retarded"

>>539795196
hello champ

Look at what she is wearing.
Easy way to fix it is to RWT some gp and buy gear.

dead ahh thread

first time making an ironmanbtw
need some tips on what to do. goal is to do every f2p quest before going members

ironman is like a main except you spend 60% of your time doing chores

What's the verdict on gem crab?

>>539795293
Explain

redditor content

When does slayer make money? I'm 78 and the actual gp/ph is low if not a loss.

>>539797806
Net negative for the game because it reduces crashing interactions at crabs

>>539797964
How can you do anything at a loss?
Just kill the monster

hcgim midzy just renewed her contract gz

>>539798137
Like cannonballs, bursting, boost pots and prayer pots on some tasks like kalphites

>>539797806
10/10 we need more content where you can afk for 5+ minutes at a time

>>539797806
I loved the crab but I graduated and I'm playing the game now. Meele was free exp, early mage and range has always been garbage and it cuts that out.

Good slayer tasks are the ones where you bring a stack of nature and fire runes for the alchs. Mostly gargs and those sweet rune pl8legs

I'm at 284 kc muspah kc and I still only have one shard. I don't think I will finish my bow by 300 kills despite my high hopes and endless optimism.

>>539788681
ur such a good artist meriipu i luv u

the only task that is both good xp and good gp is tormented demons

any tips for gotr

I think less of people with iron, fe, uim, or gim in their name. Why are they so uncreative with their name?

>>539801205
erm sweaty it's called being genderfluid?

>see player with iron, fe, uim, or gim in name doing slayer
>tag all the monsters in their immediate surroundings/barrage their stack

>see player barrage in my world without bis
>crash them because i know i can win
this is what it's like to be an alpha wolf

>>539800769
that is not my drawing wtf

meriipu is so humble she wont even take credit for her artwork

>>539788681
I want to have sex with Konar so fucking bad.

the only paintings merii makes are splatters on the porcelain

>>539796860
its a sandbox game if you cant make your own goals then why are you playing it

im doing crabs and im getting pwnd i didnt know you needed food to kill these

how do i make enough runes to get points in gotr

what do you mean i dont get your question you craft them

I don't think you understand how the gotr points system works.

how do i get points in gotr then

at the start of the game you go down the thing where everyone else starts mine until like 10 seconds before the first altars spawn go craft the essence then craft runes come out right around the portal spawns go mine more essence craft more runes craft essence craft runes portal to mine essence etc

give the thingy to the guardian in the middle after you craft runes

oh yeah i forgot about that part thats a lot of points too

in any case how many runes do i need to craft to get points

go watch a guide on youtube you're so stupid

can you not be rude to her shes trying her hardest

i give the runes to the guy in the middle and get over 100 catalytic and elemental points in one game but i dont get any points to use on the rewards golem outside

is solo or dolo better points/hr these days

why don't you just go back to abyss runecrafting, sweetie

these crabs are destroying me!!!!

I've heard that if one is able to do Scurrius perfectly it means that I have a fair shot at beating Jad? My combat level is 88

im a different person that was my first post i cant figure out which is better after the changes

>lms still no bots
jagex is killing this game kek

the new shop ui is nice but its fucking retarded that it dosent remember your previous quantity selection so it just ends up worse than runelite menu entry anyways whats the point

who at jagex was like hmm yeah 600 beginner clues that sounds like a good number for the emote

sailing

has anyone read that bot nuke proposal kempq has been shilling everywhere what is the correct opinion on it

600 is around when you could be expected to finish the beginner log so I don't see anything wrong with it

Why do people sleep on aranea boots so heavily?
They're < 3 mil and offer basically near-bis offensive stats until avernics decrease in price. They also are fantastic for tribridding/2 combat style bosses, especially with eclipse or lunar armor, and weapons like the atlatl.
Boots like prims are 10x+ times the cost for less prayer, 1 extra melee str, worse offensive hybrid stats, and minimal defensive stats (which hardly ever matter).

is it really i finished around 300

Recommended activity?
Getting 55 def for Neitiznot helm I have in my invy

mod ian>>539805885

yes, 300 is pretty lucky

nice

do ur bird runs runephew

>>539806498
quests

im not feeling lucky punk

I have 99 ranged and rigour can I start learning gauntlet?

>>539806752
I wanted to go barrows soon, after I do RFD

Or should I do some other activity?

2 out of 5 fellas that's basically halfway done

>>539807045
gz but fuck that boss, over 400 kc and only one shard for me

>>539807287
That just means you got a back to back venator shard waiting for you down the line. It all balances out eventually.

>>539771457
Varlamore makes ironman way too easier

>>539806141
its stupid and will be ineffective

These tips are quite useful

are huascas any good on a uim or waste of looting bag space?

530 keys dry, keys number 531 and 532 back to back zealots, instantly from 1.5% of bad luck to just regular dry, this is why i play runescape

ok sis thats like 2 ehc dont get too exicted now

wait small correction, 531 was definitely my boots but looking at the screenshot there are 2 more adamant items that i dropped on the floor on my helm screenshot, so it was probably 534 that i got my helm, i've been at this activity for like 16 hours continuous so i'm super groggy i just saw my helm and boots next to eachother and assumed b2b bc i filtered the adamant items from my mind, still super close and turned my luck around in seconds =v= also is ehc effective hours clogged? i nevr thought abt that

>>539810252
I don't even hate trans people but good heavens that ui is absolutely unsightly.

jqt almost goes dry once (unstoppable meltdown (you dont want to miss this (epic rage)))

>>539811103
lmfao didn't even notice that
it looks horrendous

>>539811346
you have spoken the truth
>>539811103
>>539811408
kkirby transgenger

The Toon is lookin very pretty today if i do say so myself

zesty ahh

>>539811875
Equip a bow and paint your hair white and you got yourself a Kerillian cosplay from the Rat Clicking Simulator

>>539811875
i can tell its a trans from the face and hair color

any mod ians in chat

alright who done wrote the page on combination runes all this bullshit and one tiny line hidden in the middle about how you lose the talisman what u didnt account for is me outplaying you by premptivly doing 20 hours of gotr

ASMR | Temptation in Tal Teklan | OSRS Roleplay (18+) 1/3

should i melee warden last phase now that i have fang or keep using bowfa?

use the calculator retard

when you say last phase are you in reference to the final row

Honestly the later quests in this game are really fun.

thanks for not lying to us and stayign honest

why uncs game look like a playdoh set

fletching my shafts rn

great just great

>sailing is not just a joke still
the barbarians are at the gate and rome is about to fall

the only people still looking forward to sailing are around 1200 total or know nothing about it

need a mystic white bottom fr

sailing will be kino and all the naysayers will get btfo

which one of the two options are you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
thread theme

sweet my reward for gotr is a necklace that lets me teleport back to gotr entrance so i can clock back in to work faster tomorrow

Did one small favour, garden of tranqiaiiltity, and swan song for a clue. Got a rune platebody, rune skirt, and like 30 nats.
Haha.
As revenge I will rape one victim from this thread. Beware

>>539820484
I can't believe you got tricked into meaningfully progressing your account by a piece of paper. How are you holding up?

>>539820715
I am fine, but my victim, perhaps you, won't be!

we got one more chance to make it real

>>539820832
*rapes you*

Taking a shit while autoclicking some xp, life is good.

is there an actual non-sweaty melee guide for yama or does everything revolve around marking an autistic amount of tiles, turning on true tile, and having a tick counter above your head

>autoclicking
shitting on the street i presume? nigger

Your mother is a street whore, not a street

this drama is delicious

Took me what other players were doing to realize you can pick these up

>>539821145
lol

>>539821092
Melee p3 is a meme that autistic people try to sell you just mage the fucker at the end.

>>539821339
lol

>>539821686
yeah but they design gm times around this garbage

>>539822318
Well gm times are also a meme for autistic people. Just give it a year or two and there will be some nonsense weapon/spec that gets your there fast enough.

if you cant do melee yama you cant do some of the other gm tasks so its a non issue

CA points are worth it regardless so that was a retarded statement

there are thresholds having 100 points from gm gets you nothing above what master gave you

I just used my karambwan on my kitten (54 fishing)

does anyone want to do royal titans with me

maybe are you nice

what kind of question is that like what the heck

well you being rude to me for asking my question isnt very nice so i guess that answers that

immature tecu salamander? what is he gonna make a penis joke?

>>539823949
No, they gave them that name to out people like you. Care to explain why you are trapping minors with a net and a rope?

d3ks would oyu like to get pizza some time with me

yay 12 hours until 70 range

i scored 132 elemental and 164 catalytic and this was not enough to give me any points how does this poitning system work

im not sure we dont have that in f2p

>>539825083
Well what do you know? Can you tell us the most effective way to get 99 prayer in f2p on an ironman or something?

so at 99 sailing i assume we'll get the large ships like the ones already in game......which is going to look complertely shit if 50+ people are in a area lmfao

hmm im not really sure im a f2p uim skiller not a killer

>>539824767
200 in either at least

>>539824767
bruh you didn't even pass the threshold to get the xp dump at the end or the rewards
you had 296 points
it's 300 minimum

>>539826698
You must give crazy blowjobs, zamn

>>539824527
jagex propaganda

>>539821038
autoclicking is the easiest way to get banned since it's easily detectable

did eel girl quit

When are we getting our true soul altar aargh

what if we had brap runes and you had to craft them at the true fart altar

why the hell do i need 5 dragonstones to unlock the prayer training altar in the zeah dungeon what a gyp

>Shaeded Beast
fucking retards. learn to spell

me whenever i see a post from d3k eel girl papamichael KPOP IS BEST red aura uim shortys despa nut bladder or meriipu

who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who?

>>539830206
why not me

>>539830363
d3ks aka d333cay aka beybladee is a cute aussie biofem
eel girl is d3ks biggest fan and theyre edating or something would be cringe except eel girl rules
papamichael is kinda a cuck but hes ok i guess
KPOP IS BEST is currently anonydork and she is an elite f2p uim skiller
red aura uim is autistic in an endearing way
shortys has a cute toon
despa is chuddy but in a funny way
nut bladder is retarded and autistic but in an endearing way and also a uim
meriipu is the princess of osg
hope this helps

me whenever i see a post from john dad

wow anonydork sounds like she must be the most beautiful and smart poster itt can i get her rsn

nametroons RAPED this general to death and then RAPED its corpse

>>539824527
Not a single one of my friends who've bought gold has been banned, me included.

im an osg scholar and elder and not a single one of those people were here before mid 2024

you dont even know about nut bladder

does xunut still psot here that guy was pretty cool

too many male girls in this thread

do you mean half gay aka jn d formerly ummu formerly xunut formerly jhnd formerly thejq formerly knowst formerly Knowst formerly echo inf formerly john dad formerly joggers suck?

I sit like that after my 2 hour showers sometimes

sigh...

>>539833837
sit on my face love

your sick

gay niggers on zeah try to make me pay 5 dragonstones so i kill blue dragons instead

wish someone would hawk tuah me

i fucking hate spookdogs voice its so grating

lol solace cant stop stacking Ls

why what did i do

doom boss is not very trans friednly

please just shut the fuck up

I was thinking of coming back after being gone since 2006 or 2007, but man OSRS is just as grindy. Any bots that work floating around?
I'd even pay for them if there are better paid ones?

we cant talk about that kind of thing on the clear web

>>539836936
take a week to learn python and make a color bot. basically like runelite highlights stuff for you and you click that its really easy, custom scripts dont get banned

i am gay

hey midzy how much did surge spend on his quiver

>>539837068
Are they pretty on top of bots even in OSRS?

Hey all, just flying on a plane back home and was enjoying doing some woodcutting while on the long flight and watching movies. Suddenly someone nearby shows that they are playing as well, I smile and say o cool. They ask if I am an iron man and when I say no proceed to tell me they don’t care and dismiss me. I guess a cool way to get people to like and play the game like you do, go ahead and make them feel bad when they thought they could relate to someone who has a common interest. Excuse me for being a pleb I guess

back of the plane, bondies

me when im in a situaiton that definitely happened and not a scenario i invented in the shower later

>>539837757
omg spill the tea

>>539838227
I was happier at the back of the bus!

>>539838812
classic 45k glory 1kc case