Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:29:44 PM
No.539797936
>>539807267
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign general)
Reminder that starting weapon relics are trash.
Depth of Night mode and its' consequences have been a disaster foe the Elden Ring general.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:33:11 PM
No.539798279
>>539798387
>>539798697
>>539798162
All it's done is expose most of you as shitters.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:34:25 PM
No.539798387
>>539798162
>>539798279
this this so much this!
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:34:38 PM
No.539798407
>>539798558
>>539798119
Chilling mist on executor is viable
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:36:00 PM
No.539798534
I don't think I'll ever get this Guardian effect with anything useful or shit that wouldn't straight up be *get instakilled after dodging twice in a row*...
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:36:17 PM
No.539798558
>>539800963
>>539820652
>>539798407
No. The only Exec setup I'll accept is Seppuku with Frost. Then you can self proc his ability and you're a chunk KING.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:37:39 PM
No.539798697
>>539798279
It's exposed that everyone falls into 2 categories
>Shitter
>Ragers
Shitters join up and cause a loss, then the ragers come and start name calling. Now less people are playing with each other because they don't want to be mad or they don't want to be yelled at.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:38:08 PM
No.539798748
Haven't seen Radahn's Swords in a long fucking time, shame it wasn't ED but idk if it would've been fine for you guys
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:38:26 PM
No.539798775
>>539798915
>>539802238
>>539798119
Hoarfrost on starting weapon makes a joke of day 1 all on its own and is worth running.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:39:48 PM
No.539798915
>>539798775
just be like obtain CEkino like me and have Whoretomper + Gaol
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:40:27 PM
No.539798987
>>539810183
gg ES libra rev, playing rev is kinda comfy?? thanks for the relic loadout tips btw
gg fellow rev
bg noob leaver
also sorry for fumbling that revive in the castle i have no idea what happened, my claws where in the wrong slot so i just panicked ;-;
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:41:14 PM
No.539799074
>>539799016
Cute panicking Revsissy!
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:41:41 PM
No.539799118
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:42:14 PM
No.539799160
>>539802238
>>539798119
>All replies so far don't agree with you
Uh oh Reddit-webmsisters! We are losing the narrative!
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:42:33 PM
No.539799178
>>539799016
>leaver
they mightve disconnected or something important came up
>>539799016
oh no no no it was fine really, if anything me going down once on the ES libra fight was even more shameful haha thanks for the game!
i don't have a lot of rev images (yet) so have a rare duchess
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:45:07 PM
No.539799420
>>539799723
>>539799016
>>539799295
queue up agane. it's triple duchess time.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:45:55 PM
No.539799503
>>539799909
>>539800258
>>539799016
>>539799295
You two are acting so cute. That's crazy, what if you kissed?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:46:05 PM
No.539799516
>>539799634
GGs Libra
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:47:33 PM
No.539799634
>>539799420
sorry anon but maybe next time, i'm about to enter eternal slumber gn
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:49:11 PM
No.539799801
>>539803420
>>539799295
no worries we had it under control
here is a cool rev for your collection friend
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:49:20 PM
No.539799820
>>539800258
>>539803420
Just flicked my bean and now Im queueing up some Elden Ring Night Reign
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:49:54 PM
No.539799880
>>539799723
FUCK! IT'S SO FUCKING OVER!
>>539799503
It would look something like this (both female behind the monitor, of course)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:51:14 PM
No.539800007
>>539799723
sleep well anon!
>>539799909
Cute!!! Girl anons kissing...
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:53:46 PM
No.539800258
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:54:50 PM
No.539800373
>>539800069
KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:56:02 PM
No.539800484
EDs are so unfair at depth 4+ compared to their normal version.
At this point I much rather have ED Libra at D4 than ED bugs or ED fish
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:56:21 PM
No.539800517
>>539800069
slit your fucking throat and die bleeding in pain
>>539800069
Dont be gay. Get back under the desk.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:57:51 PM
No.539800675
I just want a cute duchess larping gf
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:57:57 PM
No.539800695
>>539800069
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:59:01 PM
No.539800798
>>539803420
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 7:59:23 PM
No.539800838
Pretty funny to do Ranni's quest as a pure STR build.
>Talks about you being a fitting choice for her lord
>Can't even use the DMG
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:00:24 PM
No.539800942
>>539802375
>>539802841
>>>539799909
Cute!!! Girl anons kissing...
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:00:33 PM
No.539800963
>>539798558
Poison is better because niggers will constantly reset frost with fire
>never have to do d5 ever again
im free
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:01:13 PM
No.539801024
>>539801625
>>539800975
What's your solo build like?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:01:23 PM
No.539801034
Guardian players are on the verge of suicide
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:02:33 PM
No.539801143
>>539802375
>>539802841
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:04:48 PM
No.539801349
>>539802375
>>539802841
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:05:03 PM
No.539801368
heolstor is a dogshit boss desu
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:05:57 PM
No.539801452
If you get a Rev player just alt f4
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:06:28 PM
No.539801497
>>539801649
>>539801760
gg adel
recluse i was trying to tell you the shield had hp loss and to grab the sword but i suck at communication
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:06:50 PM
No.539801539
>>>539799909
>Cute!!! Girl anons kissing...
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:06:52 PM
No.539801541
>>539800975
Good job anon that's impressive. I'll probably never make it passed depth 2
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:07:39 PM
No.539801625
>>539802115
>>539802575
>>539801024
sometimes slow sometimes fast
depends on the spells and passives you get
if you get shattering crystal your gonna chunk each hit
very RNG dependent on weapons + map layout
3 staffs will give you enough fp for a fight if you have +2 shards or are lucky with passives
I also used stuff like bleed claws/daggers and scarlet rot rapiers/daggers
make sure you pick up any passive you see that gives you damage negation at full health so you can play with a comfy 2 shot instead of 1 shot experience
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:07:56 PM
No.539801649
>>539801760
>>539801497
gg honest adel is great.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:08:56 PM
No.539801747
>>>539799909
>>Cute!!! Girl anons kissing...
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:09:07 PM
No.539801760
>>539801497
>>539801649
gg gigadel, thanks for doing the invader fort early
they can be tricky but as long as you do it slow you can lure out the invader even at lv2
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:11:02 PM
No.539801931
>>539799909
>>>Cute!!! Girl anons kissing...
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:11:43 PM
No.539802006
Sisters, will great sadness but hardly a revelation, I must inform you: no nipples. Unless of course, your boy can just give her a couple if you know what i mean
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:12:50 PM
No.539802115
>>539802575
>>539802757
>>539801625
I'm super jealous of all your magic attack +2-4 relics holy shit. You must hit like a truck. I always struggle with solo, especially Duchess. I don't think I've ever gotten past level 12 solo for the final fight, so I can't imagine how much worse I'd be in depths. What was the hardest boss for you?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:14:17 PM
No.539802238
>>539799160
lmao still coping and giving me a rent free suite in your head eh?
>>539798775
>he needs help with day 1
D1 shitter.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:15:11 PM
No.539802327
>>539802728
>>539803181
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:15:53 PM
No.539802375
>>539803420
>>539803924
>>539800942
>>539801143
>>539801349
>I know I've posted my disgust 4000 times already, but maybe the 4001st time will work and he'll finally leave!
>what do you mean I'm just announcing to everyone exactly what gets under my skin? I'm only letting everyone know how to get free (You)s forever from me and telling everyone how mad I am?
>no, no I have to keep doing the exact same thing that has literally never worked even one time in the entire history of this site!! I have to keep feeding the troll, I have to keep showing how on the bait hook I am!! I MUST reply, I MUST!!!!
Grow the fuck up already.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:18:10 PM
No.539802574
What's with the 24/7 schizoposting in these threads?
>>539801625
>>539802115
If you get to Magic Attack +11 you're so absurdly strong your allies will start feeding you passives to see how fucked up your damage is going to get.
Pic related: My Recluse set is almost CE Editted tier. Don't underestimate the stamina thing too, it really helps with DPS
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:19:50 PM
No.539802728
>>539803420
>>539802327
>two shitposts from the troon
>complete and total meltdown and a dozen+ posts from the chud
Gee, I wonder who's winning.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:20:16 PM
No.539802757
>>539803614
>>539802115
>hardest bosses
I killed everdark dogs once. they arent bad but you have to play extremely carefully so they were hard in that sense
gaping jaw ezpz
sentient pest is the fucking evil and is probably the hardest one I fought if you dont have good spells
fulghors phase 2 (not everdark) is like the worst phase ever because of acid cum attacks
caligo is ez
heolstor you have to focus really hard on
I got used to equibs beasts moveset so hes easy for me rn but everdark is still a pain in the ass but atleast the AI is retarded now
honorable mentions:
fuck dancer. shes litterally a everdark fight disguised as a night 2 fight
nameless king blows but if you can cheese him do it because he is fucking awful to fight
fuck gravebird aswell
oh and double knights Calvary also sucks ass becuase its like a 50/50 if you get a good weapon and they will most likely one shot you night 1
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:21:09 PM
No.539802840
>>539803250
>>539803614
>>539802575
kek look at mine
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:21:10 PM
No.539802841
>>>539800942
>>>539801143
>>>539801349
>>I know I've posted my disgust 4000 times already, but maybe the 4001st time will work and he'll finally leave!
>>what do you mean I'm just announcing to everyone exactly what gets under my skin? I'm only letting everyone know how to get free (You)s forever from me and telling everyone how mad I am?
>>no, no I have to keep doing the exact same thing that has literally never worked even one time in the entire history of this site!! I have to keep feeding the troll, I have to keep showing how on the bait hook I am!! I MUST reply, I MUST!!!!
>Grow the fuck up already.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:22:00 PM
No.539802937
>>539802575
oh yeah stamina is a key stat to get leveled up
more stamina = more spells per second + extra juice for dodging
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:23:44 PM
No.539803101
jesus christ guys
just make a steam group and talk there
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:24:35 PM
No.539803181
>>>539802327
>>two shitposts from the troon
>>complete and total meltdown and a dozen+ posts from the chud
>Gee, I wonder who's winning.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:25:23 PM
No.539803250
>>539802840
>all those cerulean tears
Could be worse lol. Solid "bad" roll.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:27:07 PM
No.539803420
>>539803823
>>539804550
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:28:27 PM
No.539803537
>>539803680
>>539800975
>solo
>1 death
lol you didn't reach depth 5 shitter
>>539799016
>p0_master1200.jpg
jesus fucking christ learn to use pixiv faggot
>>539802575
>>539802840
I'm so jealous. The only Magic Attack+3 I have is on the Recluse dex relic that lowers your int lol. I tested it and I come out with like 1% more damage thanks to the magic attack +3 so I guess it's good that it evens out...This is mine for now. I hope I get some more magic attack relics soon.
>>539802757
Acid cum attacks are the worst. I also love how sentient pest became one of the most awful bosses. I've only fought everdark depths bugs once and we went in fully prepared and got destroyed. That's all cool though. I'm proud of you anon AND impressed!
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:30:04 PM
No.539803680
>>539803537
*lights you on fire*
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:31:46 PM
No.539803823
>>539803420
feeling.. triggered? :)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:32:49 PM
No.539803924
>>539802375
You seem upset. Gonna cry, troonoid?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:34:12 PM
No.539804080
>>539803553
whats wrong with non-full res?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:34:48 PM
No.539804153
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:37:01 PM
No.539804359
>>539804425
>>539803614
I don't know if 1% more damage is worth the frost but hey, you do you.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:37:22 PM
No.539804391
I will post Revenants but not play nightreign.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:37:49 PM
No.539804425
>>539808362
>>539804359
I took it for the dex casting speed, but maybe it's not worth it?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:38:44 PM
No.539804516
>>539804606
>>539803553
i know how to use it but i cant be bothered to resize the pictures with massive resolutions every time
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:39:10 PM
No.539804550
>>539804642
>>539807179
>>539803420
you struck a nerve
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:39:45 PM
No.539804606
>>539804810
>>539804916
>>539804516
download the original image you stupid MORON
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:39:46 PM
No.539804608
How do I get summoned as the blue hunter?
I can see the multiplayer areas on the map but they don't seem to be doing much.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:40:12 PM
No.539804642
>>539804550
get real chuddy
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:40:28 PM
No.539804663
>>539792878
>Executor's free seppuku is useless
You were REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:42:12 PM
No.539804810
>>539804606
>that's one for my jp kino folder ^_^;;; kawaii desu
no one does this nigger
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:43:16 PM
No.539804916
>>539804606
are you ok anon? you seem really angry
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:44:21 PM
No.539805016
>>539805595
>it was all one guy
>probably a hard-stuck depth 2 ironeye
based janny
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:44:31 PM
No.539805030
>>539805338
>>539805746
>improved initial standard attack stacks
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:47:40 PM
No.539805315
>>539805454
>>539805743
the fact you have to get lucky and not get an ed to rank up is just retarded
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:47:54 PM
No.539805338
>>539805030
just get Radahn's Greatswords lel
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:49:05 PM
No.539805454
>>539805929
>>539805315
oh is that whats bugged? do everdarks not give rankups?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:49:53 PM
No.539805525
>>539807232
gg horse
holy shit fulghor is giga aids when you cant stop his channel
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:50:09 PM
No.539805547
>>539807232
GG Horse
I was standing around a lot because I started lagging
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:50:47 PM
No.539805595
>>539805709
>>539805016
xhe is not gonna fuck you bro
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:52:04 PM
No.539805709
>>539806428
>>539805595
wrong. I am going to fuck him
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:52:28 PM
No.539805743
>>539805315
I think I've only won 1 everdark in depths and that's because we had a chad player. This is how I know I belong in D1. I've been to D3, I'm currently in D2, but I only rank up with normals and I only really lose on everdarks.
Do you D3-5 players win on everdarks?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:52:29 PM
No.539805746
>>539805030
>13% dmg on first hit
It's kinda whatever
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:54:41 PM
No.539805929
>>539806465
>>539805454
>his complaint is that he is bad at the game and cannot get a win vs ED variants.
hmm today i will queue with /erg/ and not play 110% efficiently and optimally and as a result i will be raged at by manchildren for the remainder of the current thread who wish for my actual death over a video game and i will have my steam account posted on an anonymous forum and at least 2 diagnosed schizophrenics will start cyber stalking me
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:56:05 PM
No.539806049
>>539806196
>>539806428
>>539805932
my steam profile was posted two times and no one commented on it :(
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:56:35 PM
No.539806103
>>539806178
>>539806428
>>539805932
Skill issue? Ive been playing on erg since launch and only one schizo is obsessed with me, and he tired himself out eventually.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:56:46 PM
No.539806130
>>539805932
Shiftyduck is not gonna fuc you bro
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:56:56 PM
No.539806150
>>539805932
>is using cheated relics?
>posts steam profile
>the relics are very obviously not cheated
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:57:08 PM
No.539806178
>>539806103
windborne fart
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:57:18 PM
No.539806196
>>539806515
>>539806049
its ok bro im not even on the official™® /erg/ tier list, some of us are just invisible
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:58:19 PM
No.539806303
>>539806428
>>539805932
Exactly. Remember to make your profile private to minimize damage.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 8:59:51 PM
No.539806428
>>539806512
>>539807357
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:00:09 PM
No.539806465
>>539805929
well I know theres a bug where winning a run has a chance at not giving rankups so I was just curious if that was the reason or not
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:00:43 PM
No.539806512
>>539806867
>>539806428
literally check the previous thread retard
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:00:44 PM
No.539806514
>>539807129
>>539809702
ED
Gladius: non-issue
Adel: non-issue
Bugs: could be cancer if your damage is poor or when soloing
Maris: Takes too long to kill, could be cancer when soloing
Libra: cancer
Fulghor: cancer if he gets to do the supercharged spear attack, otherwise non-issue
Caligo: non-issue
Heolstor: can be an issue
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:00:45 PM
No.539806515
>>539806196
I'm the most hated person and Miyazaki supports my play style. I had no wish to be infamous and I do not enjoy the attention but they don't stop coming after me. You won't enjoy the attention.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:04:32 PM
No.539806867
>>539807357
>>539806512
I don't see any steam profile posted there
maybe you're the schizophrenic one? sure seems like it
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:05:46 PM
No.539806974
>>539802250
i have the opposite problem where one of the people who rotate into our trios plays guardian and refuses to take any of our build advice to make him do even a modicum of damage. but he also dies a lot so i think id rather have the recluse.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:06:28 PM
No.539807040
>Before the match "I'm gonna carry in depths! I'm a strong DPS!"
>After the match where Wylder picked you up 5 times in the nightlord fight
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:06:39 PM
No.539807059
>>539807640
>>539802575
>>539803614
I thought +magic atk power only affected weapons not sorceries. does is it work different for relics? or have i been retarded this whole time?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:07:15 PM
No.539807129
>>539807726
>>539808081
>>539806514
>Caligo: non-issue
no one in erg knows to cancel the blizzard so its cancer
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:07:46 PM
No.539807179
>>539804550
You hit the nail on the head here.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:07:51 PM
No.539807189
>see that the boss is someone easy
>pick not my most optimal character but still someone good
>1 or both of the teammates are absolute dogshit that would have needed me to carry them with my best character
>lose
its all so tiresome
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:08:15 PM
No.539807232
>>539805525
>>539805547
ggs
i wish i found dmg reduction at full hp, one shot on every attack was rough
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:08:32 PM
No.539807267
>>539811368
>>539797936 (OP)
Game is dead. Fuck quitters. Fuck Fromsoftware.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:08:55 PM
No.539807310
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:09:13 PM
No.539807351
>>539807109
the first good post in 3 months and it doesn't even have any text
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:09:17 PM
No.539807357
>>539806428
>>539806867
You struck a nerve well done.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:12:14 PM
No.539807640
>>539811759
>>539807059
It boosts sorceries. It all stacks too, so you could in theory have Magic Attack +2 on all 3 normal relics and Magic Attack +4 on all 3 depth relics. The other neat thing is that you can have both Magic Attack and a specific sorcery damage type on the same relic! And don't worry, you're just another cute retard like the rest of us! Check the OP google doc to see what stacks. I asked a lot of questions before and every time anon wagged his finger at me and was like, "Check the google doc in the OP". If you're confused like I was, there's a drop down box on the top left that shows you a list of everything to look at.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:12:54 PM
No.539807696
>>539807839
>>539807961
I am running dragon cult revenant. clearning mobs is very fast. Need two players. Server: 4chanchuds. I am waiting.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:13:14 PM
No.539807726
>>539808230
>>539807129
you mean the one where she summons a giant rock? yeah no idea what im supposed to do none of your advice is helpful or realistic
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:14:24 PM
No.539807839
>>539807961
>>539807696
Update. Apparently there is a text length limit. Server is: 4chanchu
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:15:41 PM
No.539807961
>>539808525
>>539807696
>>539807839
uh no
if you want to play with us the pw is erg, nothing else
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:16:29 PM
No.539808027
>>539809561
this is what 500 hours of grinding looks like
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:17:05 PM
No.539808081
>>539808230
>>539807129
The blizzard is countered by a warming stone. She always flys off and does the strafing run attack and then lands near where she took off. You can just drop a warming stone and hold block and you'll lose almost no hp.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:18:30 PM
No.539808230
>>539808385
>>539808468
>>539808081
>>539807726
behold, the average depth 1 subhuman that queues into depth 3/4 erg games
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:19:38 PM
No.539808362
>>539808593
>>539804425
Yeah just get some improved casting passives if you can. Your best spells are charged anyways so castspeed doesn't help them
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:19:52 PM
No.539808385
>>539808230
frostbite damage doesnt scale with depth level D1-kun
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:20:44 PM
No.539808468
>>539808230
you still havent explained so im just gonna assume youre full of shit. thanks
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:21:22 PM
No.539808525
>>539808619
>>539808630
>>539808362
Oh okay! Thanks Recluse sister <3
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:22:15 PM
No.539808619
>>539808747
>>539808525
are you retarded or what
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:22:22 PM
No.539808630
>>539808747
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:23:20 PM
No.539808747
>>539808814
>>539808619
>>539808630
she's right though, the pw is niggerg
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:23:57 PM
No.539808802
>>539809276
>Relying on Spiral Shards for a whole run
That was frustrating. Kinda fun group fights though, trying to target the right guy so the spell drills through the most enemies was fun
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:24:05 PM
No.539808814
>>539808747
shut the fuck up retard we're actually going to rape and behead you
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:28:05 PM
No.539809276
>>539808802
I'll drill through you
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:29:03 PM
No.539809363
>>539805932
Not going to remove you from the list bjarktroon
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:29:56 PM
No.539809453
>lightning strike run with a recluse teammate who liberally uses their ult for infinite fp
>but the boss keeps chasing the duchess around and as a result they're always just out of range or they're in the one spot in the middle where they take no damage
STOP BAYONETTAING AROUND THE ARENA JUST KEEP CIRCLING THE BOSS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:31:01 PM
No.539809561
>>539809847
>>539808027
>still using the shop gaol relic
how disappointing
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:31:19 PM
No.539809589
>>539810637
>>539808593
post your butt! nyow!!! you said you would!!
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:32:17 PM
No.539809702
>>539806514
ED Gladius is harder than Fulghor and Heolstor, good shitter tell though. It's when he synergizes his attacks when splitting/and targets one dude, the wolves can cockblock your view or line-up their attacks to frame-trap you. Both of Fulghor and Heolstor have no such problems. Sometimes I get clipped by holy Fulghor's twinlade wombo combo when spacing it but that's about it for him.
>20 minutes in q
guess this is it huh
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:33:48 PM
No.539809839
>>539808593
I know what you are.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:33:51 PM
No.539809847
>>539809936
>>539809561
i like key start and map chests
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:34:25 PM
No.539809895
>crucible knight
>winds up a swing
>his target dodges left/right
>crucible knight turns 160 degrees while swinging and hits the other players
>this happens repeatedly, forcing all three players to dodge every attack
Just dodge backwards and forwards, until it switches aggro, for the love of god. Dutchess players, this is mostly a you issue.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:34:51 PM
No.539809936
>>539810013
>>539809847
key start is bait start, surely you've found better relics at this point
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:35:36 PM
No.539810013
>>539810261
>>539809936
>free 15% team damage is bad
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:37:22 PM
No.539810183
>>539798987
Why did you save that picture
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:38:07 PM
No.539810261
>>539810610
>>539810736
>>539810013
I didn't say gaol is bad, I said key start is bad
keys are easy to find, but having one at level 1 is a disaster
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:38:13 PM
No.539810271
>>539810793
>all the recluses in this thread showing off their +99 mag atk relics
>every recluse i've queued with here has been a burden day 1
i don't care if you've got a million damage day 3, when you job to every camp and we're level 5 and die at the end of day 1 it's on you
it doesn't take any skill to deal damage as recluse on bosses, your extra stats are worthless and you're a sandbag to the team
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:38:39 PM
No.539810318
>>539809816
what are you queued for?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:39:33 PM
No.539810417
>>539810949
>>539811740
>>539809816
The benefits of a low trust high crime queue
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:39:59 PM
No.539810465
>raider takes 70% of his health from night lord's smallest attack
It's over.
HP and defense are bait stats.
Time to only play dodgers and sekiro.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:41:44 PM
No.539810610
>>539810261
youre not getting 7 keys every time. one or two starting with one makes it more consistent. and less time wasted key hunting.
also i just like it
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:42:00 PM
No.539810637
>>539810719
>>539811079
>>539809589
I'm sorry it just didn't look good. You should go find some hot people on x.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:42:45 PM
No.539810719
>>539810637
like limpluna and subkatiee?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:42:54 PM
No.539810736
>>539811067
>>539812781
>>539810261
I've had runs where I checked 3 POIs that could have keys but nothing dropped
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:43:15 PM
No.539810771
>>539810846
>>539811403
Duchess sisters I'm losing my mind playing a 1shottable class
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:43:33 PM
No.539810793
>>539810271
they should be aggressively pinging seal/stave locations to get tbolt/crystallian/slicer as early as possible. or at the very least getting their starter to +1 so you can shoot better pebbles
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:44:03 PM
No.539810846
>>539810771
Every character gets one shot eventually.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:44:34 PM
No.539810909
>>539811161
>>539811229
What are you taking in this situation? be honest
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:45:01 PM
No.539810949
>>539810417
>low trust high crime que
LMAO, have a nice weekend anon
we dont need to talk about it and we dont need to post names
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:45:32 PM
No.539811002
>>539811118
>>539811354
>>539810959
worst fucking drops in a run ever, fuck this game
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:46:02 PM
No.539811067
>>539812781
>>539810736
>losing the 80% chance lottery 3 times in a row
anon, your luck stat?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:46:10 PM
No.539811079
>>539810637
pwettu pwease? you promised....don't blueball us like that!
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:46:10 PM
No.539811081
>>539811224
>>539811354
motherfucking fart ass i was drinking the flask what a piece of shit
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:46:32 PM
No.539811118
>>539810959
>>539811002
my mental was crushed bros.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:46:59 PM
No.539811161
>>539811526
>>539810909
what are my other weapons
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:47:37 PM
No.539811224
>>539811317
>>539811081
this is my fourth ED bugs in a row without any viable fire weapons i'm closing this game
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:47:42 PM
No.539811229
>>539811526
>>539810909
retarded question coupled with a retarded image you took from a livestream
kill yourself zoomie faggot
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:48:25 PM
No.539811317
>>539811224
bro really input read a physick sip to get out from his gay ass ground
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:48:47 PM
No.539811354
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:48:54 PM
No.539811368
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:49:20 PM
No.539811403
>>539810771
I play her pretty defensively and ranged/caster-focused in DoN. If I'm not aggressively doing a ton damage I can at least frost with stomp and restage my teammates damage. I picked her up specifically for this mode (I had maybe 20-40ish games with her before in normals).
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:50:30 PM
No.539811526
>>539811161
the poopypants sword and pissypiss curved dagger
>>539811229
you sound upset
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:51:54 PM
No.539811647
>>539811953
Is the thread more toxic now because so many people are hard stuck d2-d3 and they are facing reality of being mid?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:52:42 PM
No.539811740
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:52:53 PM
No.539811759
>>539807640
>>539808593
>>539809816
Wow… she looks like she… you know…
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:53:14 PM
No.539811795
>>539811832
Is the thread more toxic now because so many people are hard stuck d2-d3 and they are facing reality of being mid?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:53:35 PM
No.539811832
>>539811873
>>539811795
you already posted this
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:54:04 PM
No.539811873
>>539811832
Lol. Seethe normie
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:54:56 PM
No.539811953
>>539811995
>>539811647
dont post your gay furry porn here nasty faggot kys
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:55:23 PM
No.539811995
>>539811953
its gennie culture tho
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 9:58:21 PM
No.539812305
>>539812781
I wish people still played non-depths
erg is a bunch of losers who shy away from pvp in nightreign
I'm considering playing Elden Ring with a shock collar (for fun, not for kink). Anyone ever tried it before? How'd it go?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:02:39 PM
No.539812781
>>539813661
>>539812305
Once I get into D5 and win a match I'll either go back to normals or hiatus until DLC
>>539810736
If the situation isn't too much of a clusterfuck it's worth checking all wooden chests in forts, they have a 5 or so percent to drop a key
Also in one of the fort types the second iron chest just doesn't have a chance to drop a key. I think it's the crystallian one. shits tarded.
rafter corpses can also drop keys but they are pretty awkwardly placed
>>539811067
>20%
>low
I can tell you have never played Pokemon
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:02:44 PM
No.539812792
>>539812502
you should play elden ring but everytime you die you have to shoot yourself in the head with a 44 magnum
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:04:14 PM
No.539812951
>>539812438
souls pvp is universally pretty awful because of latency and hard swapping. I'd rather just play pve or another game entirely.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:06:15 PM
No.539813165
>>539813934
>>539812502
>for fun, not for kink
I don't believe you
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:08:02 PM
No.539813359
Red bosses should give more runes.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:09:28 PM
No.539813502
Less Likely To Be Targeted should be a relic effect too
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:11:08 PM
No.539813661
>>539812781
>>20%
>>low
>I can tell you have never played Pokemon
I'm actually a sheer cold enjoyer
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:13:19 PM
No.539813895
>duchess darkness skin has different footstep sounds because she's wearing heels
Bravo
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:13:38 PM
No.539813934
>>539813165
Believe it or not, it's true. Shocks are too vanilla for me anyways.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:14:54 PM
No.539814058
>>539822808
Why are there so many porn addicted degenerates in /erg/ now? What went wrong?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:15:04 PM
No.539814080
>>539814561
>>539815471
>Great Oracular Bubble doesn't vanish when it reaches maximum traveled range
>It simple sits there like a floating mine
Had some funny burst damage moments in this fight.
This is the MATK+11 setup shown here
>>539802575 and the doggo is D3. This setup is gonna winstreak me right out of D3.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:15:11 PM
No.539814093
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:15:29 PM
No.539814117
>>539812438
rollslop pvp was never good. invasions were fun in des and das, but that's about it.
>but thats pvp
im talking about random invasions, not duels and the "meta".
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:16:50 PM
No.539814258
>>539814574
>>539812502
What, like when you die or just randomly? I don't think there's a thing that would do it when you're hit
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:17:04 PM
No.539814284
>>539814517
this mode is genuinely unplayable without full hp negation
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:18:13 PM
No.539814385
>>539814446
>>539814524
gg gigahorse we almost got him but also wtf was that attack? he hit two of us with a single arrow despite not even being near each other
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:18:48 PM
No.539814446
>>539814385
>losing to horse
names? but unironically
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:19:26 PM
No.539814517
>>539814284
laughs in wylder
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:19:28 PM
No.539814524
>>539814385
gg
game decided to never give me any damage negation so i got one shot by literally everything
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:19:49 PM
No.539814561
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:19:55 PM
No.539814574
>>539814683
>>539815159
>>539814258
No, I found a random program that can detect when you take damage, along with other triggers.
https://furimanejo.itch.io/pp-elden-ring
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:21:05 PM
No.539814683
>>539814996
>shat on duelist meta sissy with my jeremy fragrance build so hard xhe changed names to " is a n1gg3r"
feelsgoodman
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:22:59 PM
No.539814885
>>539815034
>>539814683
>Yoink
Anon, you need a shock collar for this to work.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:24:20 PM
No.539815034
>>539829538
>>539814885
i didn't ask whether you asked
funny that
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:25:34 PM
No.539815159
>>539815281
>>539815378
>>539814574
>A password is required to view this page
Now I believe you even less
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:26:52 PM
No.539815281
>>539822012
>>539815159
My bad. I removed that bit from the end of the URL because I thought it was just trash and it still worked for me without it.
https://furimanejo.itch.io/pp-elden-ring?password=pp
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:27:53 PM
No.539815378
>>539815597
>>539814996
you can also use a lovense, and this is /erg/, half of you are already using one
>>539815159
remove the last section of the url
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:27:56 PM
No.539815387
>>539814996
I know that's why I yoinked
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:28:43 PM
No.539815471
>>539815596
>>539814080
>the anti-starter faggot is STILL stuck in D3
Heh
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:29:55 PM
No.539815596
>>539819975
>>539815471
Yeah that's how it works when you're playing with randos. Now I'm strong enough I can drag any party kicking and screaming through any nightlord other than maybe ED Libra and even him if I get good RNG for CC spells.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:29:55 PM
No.539815597
>>539815378
>lovense
Absolutely not. Not interested in kink. My goal is for it to be fun because damage beyond a certain threshold causes me to get shocked. Therefore I become scared of getting hit, so I lock the fuck in and play harder.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:29:56 PM
No.539815602
>>539816235
can adel stop doing the ground shit for one second pls thank you
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:30:25 PM
No.539815645
gg adel
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:32:36 PM
No.539815851
>>539816660
im fucking tired of one loss setting me back 5 hours
all bosses pc 1/3
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:34:18 PM
No.539816020
GG dogs lmao
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:34:18 PM
No.539816023
tat tat tat
This is dogshit. There was not a single moment where the dogs weren't doing some random unreadable laggy jank bullshit on my screen. Thank for the ult, bird. Whichever oje of you is Chinese please come forqard so I don't want to deal with this bullshit again.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:35:37 PM
No.539816178
>>539816384
>>539816052
Just check their steam profile
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:36:05 PM
No.539816229
>>539816052
so I don't have to*
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:36:07 PM
No.539816235
>>539816370
>>539784892
>catbox of the uncensored?
i ain't gettin' banned again. i was already warned for TOO MUCH BULGE before
>>539815602
*bonk*
*bonk bonk bonk*
*bonk*
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:37:28 PM
No.539816370
>>539816660
>>539816235
posting a catbox link is leagues below posting a bulge
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:37:36 PM
No.539816384
>>539816653
>>539816750
>>539816178
That won't tell me their actual location. What's worse is all I had was a shitty hammer with no real range.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:37:52 PM
No.539816415
>>539822808
>>539816052
>chinks are infesting /erg/ too
I've just about had it with those slant eyed fucks
stay in your own fucking lane
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:39:24 PM
No.539816575
>>539816806
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:40:06 PM
No.539816653
>>539816750
>>539816846
>>539816384
UK and all I had was the shitty rat tat tat bow that gets you animation locked
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:40:08 PM
No.539816660
>>539826283
>>539816370
i'll post your bulge
https://files.catbox.moe/16nwvy.png
>>539815851
i'm gonna get to depth 5 before I decide if I wanna quit or not. I was 20 points away two days ago and now after 5 losses i've strugglebussed by way back to 5100/6000
god this system sucks. I would understand if there were a REASON to get to d5, if you got rewarded for it and it was supposed to be a big accomplishment, but as it stands there's NOTHING to gain from it. WHY
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:41:04 PM
No.539816750
>>539816846
>>539816887
>>539816384
>>539816653
We're both UK. If you're any further than east coast US it starts getting real laggy.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:41:36 PM
No.539816806
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:41:53 PM
No.539816834
Dog is starting to be an alt f4 in D4/5 for me. Some of those attacks seem like they just clip you in the weirdest ways. It starts up a windup and lands on you as an active 360° damage hitbox fucking benchod bastard FUCK YOU BLOODY
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:42:02 PM
No.539816846
>>539817793
>>539816653
>>539816750
I hope this isn't another **ass situation.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:42:28 PM
No.539816887
>>539817367
>>539816750
Fortunately the only real lag in elden ring is the bonfire bullshit. Takes forever for it to register that you're right there.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:47:23 PM
No.539817359
>>539817651
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:47:27 PM
No.539817367
>>539818036
>>539816887
True but we had some weird shit like this happen
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:49:31 PM
No.539817561
ggs wylder/recluse, easy adel
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:50:19 PM
No.539817627
>>539819595
>>539814791
expand on the Jeremy fragrance build please (im asking)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:50:40 PM
No.539817651
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:52:03 PM
No.539817793
>>539816846
no...please no...
Which weapon has the fastest revives other than Revenant's claws? Powerstancing greatswords seems to work pretty damn well.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:54:27 PM
No.539818036
>>539817367
I did this once too
clearly they're beta testing pvp
haha
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:55:13 PM
No.539818105
>>539817975
Probably Revenant's claws, they're pretty fast to attack and do a lot of the bar per hit
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:55:20 PM
No.539818116
>doing ED dog
>doing peachy mostly
>one guy goes down
>try to lock onto the boss
>it locks onto the downed guy
>boss doing dances behind me
>try to unlock, turn, and lock onto the boss
>it keeps locking onto the guy
>die
How can the lock on in this game be so bad? How is there no "camera 180" feature for controllers
This shit is worse than sm64
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:55:41 PM
No.539818150
>>539817975
dutchess daggers is pretty fast but I think claws are still faster
Imagine how much more successful Nightreign could've been if you had the option to do character customization like in Elden Ring.
Instead you're stuck with
>aryan
>black
>blacker
>blackest
>femaryan
>indian
>cute (but not really because it's a tranny dog whistle)
They could've left the names and "character stats", and you'd still just choose a "class" at the start of each game.
If they'd left in assets like guardians race, doll limbs, etc. you could make some pretty cool and unique characters.
Or perhaps like an MMO race selection. Where you get to customize character limited to your, in this case, class.
They could've also included more fashion (not just remembrances) as a progression mechanic, which usually works in other games where there isn't really anything else to grind towards.
Do you think this would take away too much of Nightreigns """"soul""""?
I mean, Recluse and Dutchess ARE hot, but there could've been so much hotter/cuter.
Wylder and Guardian ARE cool, but there could've been so much cooler.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:59:56 PM
No.539818543
>>539817975
Power stance spear l1, step, l1, step. Is the fastest revive in the game.
No one knows because no one uses them.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:00:05 PM
No.539818549
im so done with this mode
another run rendered virtually unplayable because the game decided to not give me a certain passive
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:00:15 PM
No.539818565
I'd scold you for 4+ barring, but it is ED libra.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:00:52 PM
No.539818642
>Why do you need a reward?
>What would a worthy reward be for reaching D5?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:01:22 PM
No.539818692
>>539818027
yeah it's irredeemable garbage lmao
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:02:06 PM
No.539818764
>>539818464
That sounds entirely too complicated to solve a problem that isn't really actually there, I like them feeling like preset characters, plus that wouldn't work with a lot of the quest dialogues and interactions with eachother
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:02:52 PM
No.539818842
>>539818027
Couldnt help but imagine glass sliding sounds
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:03:50 PM
No.539818918
>>539818027
the split offs single handedly take this boss from pretty good to shit tier trash
>let the revenant sift through the seals in TWO great churches
>we finally get to a fort
>motherfucker loots the staff rack too
>takes an albinauric staff with stars of ruin and cast speed increase
BG, fuck you rev, if it weren't for the ironeye I would've thrown the game for that nigger behavior
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:07:04 PM
No.539819247
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:07:45 PM
No.539819317
>>539818027
There is never a reason to not full sprint away when you get marked. Their AI is so shit often one will just idle while the other two players just beat on it.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:09:09 PM
No.539819449
>>539819183
loot vacuum recluse players finally know how it feels
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:10:13 PM
No.539819570
>>539820931
>retards take mimic head at level 12
If you pay off the jew you can get eventual greatness INSTANTLY with improved physique, or a flask or weapon FOR FREE without a level/hp cost. Stop falling for jewish tricks.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:10:16 PM
No.539819574
>>539819842
>>539821682
>>539819183
silence retard, I run a magic damage build
why do you think i was spamming the weapon art of the watchdogs staff? it was probably doing more damage than your spells
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:10:32 PM
No.539819595
>>539825006
>>539817627
It's just a regular shitty lightning perfumer faith/dex build and I use either bloodhound step (which always combos well into crouching attack), or raptor of mists which works well against unga bunga retards but kinda sucks against everything else.
The player that got mad, coincidentally, fell prey to the raptor.
It does fuck all damage, but its fun.
Talismans are: perfumer's, obviously, lightning scorpion, stardust (i had very high faith so it was useful in pve, not so much pvp tho) and if I had it I'd use cross tree instead, but fuck man erdtree questlines are so confusing. Last slot is free, but I used greatshield to offset scorpion and beloved.
As for fashion, depraved cloak is a must, and for head I used either mushroom or eccentric.
I always use uplifting aromatic despite it being immediately cancelled every time by one of those gay shurikens, but I do it anyway for the gimmick.
I suck at pvp, frankly, but nobody plays perfumes so sometimes people are caught off guard. I wish it did some poise damage, but alas...
When I can use tears, I use deflecting hardtear because no one expects the perfumer to parry their whole anime combo and then return 5k damage in a burst. Seldom occurs though.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:10:50 PM
No.539819636
>>539819872
I'm so fucking tired of you retards wasting 5 minutes in invader camps cause you pulled EVERY fucking mob in the camp with your dumbass Wylder / Ironeye / Recluse / Revenant ults that alert mobs from 200 meters away and then you dont even have the fucking braincells to kite the Invaders out of the camp past where the other mobs leash back. EVEN FUCKING SHIFTYDUCK ISNT THIS RETARDED
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:12:51 PM
No.539819842
>>539820713
>>539819574
>it was probably doing more damage than your spells
No fucking shit when the only thing I had was the night comet through the entire game
>I run a magic damage build
Lol, lmao even
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:13:04 PM
No.539819872
>>539819636
this nigga crashing out over some little goblins
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:14:04 PM
No.539819975
>>539820498
>>539815596
I just got into D5 with a majority of random matches, funny how that works isn't it cuckboy?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:18:14 PM
No.539820382
they need to unlock all the everdarks so we can stop playing this dogshit slop nigger mode.
there is literally no reason to timegate this shit anymore you fucking slant eyed gook faggots, just release them all already.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:18:23 PM
No.539820393
>>539817975
Powerstance halberd jump attacks are really good. Only 1 jump attack revives a 1 bar and 2 jump attacks for a 2 bar. I obtained this knowledge from playing the bird with no shield.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:19:25 PM
No.539820498
>>539823681
>>539819975
Good for you bud. I don't think you have any points to make. Since you've been seething I just carried yet another match
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:21:03 PM
No.539820652
>>539820927
>>539798558
Seppuku with Frost isn't as effective in the Depths because you can't delete things as easily before the tenacity buff runs out, also it messes with damage absorption at full HP effects
Meanwhile Bleed/Poison/Frost allows you to benefit from all the extra damage against poisoned/frozen enemies effects
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:21:35 PM
No.539820713
>>539821118
>>539821130
>>539819842
This is the staff you're having a meltdown over, it was star shower not stars of ruin so no you would not have been doing more damage compared to that crystal staff you had at the time
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:23:39 PM
No.539820927
>>539820652
I guess if you've stacked those properly. It's not the easiest but I guess that's something to see. I just played with a seppuku Exec who was very strong early on.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:23:44 PM
No.539820931
>>539819570
I like wearing it all level 15 cause it's funny, it barely does damage anyway
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:25:48 PM
No.539821118
>>539820713
Magic Rev? Build?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:25:55 PM
No.539821130
>>539820713
lmao Night Comet is probably a better spell than this, some folx just wanna have a meltdown. Imagine this dude silently seething all game long over that staff without actually looking at it in the menu.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:26:43 PM
No.539821202
>>539821754
>>539818027
Oh damn, dogs were alright for me thankfully
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:30:00 PM
No.539821525
>>539819183
oh shit.... unc is spittin fax here....
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:31:28 PM
No.539821682
>>539819574
you're still a retard for running magic rev in the ruins no matter how bad the other recluse was
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:32:14 PM
No.539821754
>>539821202
according to ishizaki this is "interactive and highly engaging boss design"
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:33:29 PM
No.539821870
gg normal non ed drifting sliding input reading roll catching dog
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:35:51 PM
No.539822083
>>539822012
None of those are me
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:36:50 PM
No.539822186
>>539822012
you seem to have an awful lot of wives muhammad
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:37:23 PM
No.539822237
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:37:23 PM
No.539822238
>It's a rando Ironeye 3 bars multiple times against depth 3 gigabugs episode
thank god for that Cranial Vessel Candlestand I got during the commercials
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:38:29 PM
No.539822346
>>539822012
Those are all different characters
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:40:20 PM
No.539822534
>>539812438
cold hard truth
>>539818464
you struck a nerve with this truth bomb
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:40:34 PM
No.539822548
>>539824241
D5 Caligo and she didn't even bother to kill herself.
I seriously didn't want to play Revenant. I was Ironeye when I loaded in and went to take a shit, so I assume because there already was one it put me as a random nightfarer. Wasn't bad, I got a good seal, but fuck me dude that was spooky as hell. Freyja took 6 years to kill and I ran out of healing so my rot build up below max hp killed me like 4 times.
When are (You) gonna swallow your pride and main Ironeye for effortless wins?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:43:00 PM
No.539822786
>>539822749
I'd rather swallow you
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:43:15 PM
No.539822808
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:43:34 PM
No.539822836
>>539823014
GG. If I go down and spam the circle that means "do not revive me", not "get me to three bars before we get to the circle"
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:43:38 PM
No.539822839
>>539822749
ironeye holds me back because if i find a bow with aiming effects i turn into a retard
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:43:39 PM
No.539822841
>>539812438
Nightreign made me realize I never liked pvp, I just liked the social aspect of playing with other people
>>539822749
is this you?
we won (thank fuck it was basic bitch bug) but you are the worst fucking player in existence
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:45:10 PM
No.539822974
>>539823027
>>539823149
why does no one post screenshots with me
im gonna start doing it myself
if only i figured out how to post images
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:45:35 PM
No.539823014
>>539822836
yeah my b i thought you were being selfless but i forgot about the bars
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:45:41 PM
No.539823027
>>539823317
>>539822974
print screen button
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:46:28 PM
No.539823102
>>539819183
let me guess, sens griefing again
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:46:41 PM
No.539823117
>>539822897
is this guy still not using relics even in depths
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:47:00 PM
No.539823149
>>539823230
>>539823317
>>539822974
Press f12 to take screenshot.
Open steam and your post game summary shows screenshots you took that day
Double click screenshot to open it
Right click image, show on disk
Move image somewhere you want
Post image to 4chan
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:47:18 PM
No.539823178
GG heolster duchess and ironeye. Libra deal was pretty meh this time...
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:47:52 PM
No.539823230
>>539823149
nta but i use sharex so i just gotta press ctrl+shift+4 and then click. then i ctrl+v into the link button to upload image
it's good and fast.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:47:55 PM
No.539823234
kinda bullshit that the charged ice rapier attack doesn't count for the dmg negation proc even if you're in melee melee range
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:48:04 PM
No.539823243
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:48:35 PM
No.539823285
>>539823467
>>539824114
>"below max HP" means below 85% health
oh my fucking nigger rapping fcukig nnigger christ
hire actual english speakers to do the english TL you fuckingstupd fucking hcinks im gonna fucking have a menty b
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:48:49 PM
No.539823317
>>539823351
>>539823390
>>539823027
>>539823149
thats not what i meant
im ip banned for some turd world reason
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:48:51 PM
No.539823324
>>539822897
my bag is looking like that lately because i drop useless shit with debuffs
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:49:12 PM
No.539823351
>>539823317
Ah, unfortunate
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:49:44 PM
No.539823390
>>539824539
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:50:43 PM
No.539823467
>>539824114
>>539823285
Yeah I was confused when it wasn't proccing when I failed to rally back all my hp.
Is the translation for effects machine translation? When Nightreign first came out it was better now so many are just completely wrong.
>We defeat second night boss
>Guardian starts spinning in place
>We all start spinning in place
>We defeat Nightlord
>Guardian starts spinning in place
>We all start spinning in place
It's about small things folks
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:50:56 PM
No.539823491
>>539818464
More costumes are the only good suggestion in this post
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:51:00 PM
No.539823502
>>539823584
>>539822897
I'll take a good player with no relics over queueing depth 4 with randoms and getting matched with -vit raiders running 3 blue main relics as if they'd just started playing a week ago
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:51:49 PM
No.539823584
>>539823502
based depth 5 gvd I KNVEEL
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:52:03 PM
No.539823607
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:52:42 PM
No.539823681
>>539826625
>>539820498
The point is you are stuck in D3 and a shitter lil bro, typical for anti-starter groids
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:53:41 PM
No.539823759
I just sharted my pant
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:55:31 PM
No.539823940
>>539822897
I fucked up at the Wyrm and made a dumb decision (just like you), but at least I didn't die to the bugs.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:56:03 PM
No.539824004
>>539824052
>>539824063
>>539823490
which nightfarer do you think the lad in the pic plays
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:56:32 PM
No.539824052
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:56:39 PM
No.539824063
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:57:03 PM
No.539824096
>>539823490
>Constantly giving Guardian stuff all game
>He's constantly giving me stuff all game
>We spin at each other after day 1 and day 2
>Game is going great, we're totally in sync
>Pre-nightlord fight we're spinning and emoting at each other while the 3rd gets ready
>He calls me beautiful
>I call him wonderful
>We are in such high spirits
>It's 3bug
>We get absolutely DESTROYED by orbital lasers because none of us realized we walked ourselves to an edge
Sometimes good vibes and love don't win out in the deep of night.
>>539823285
>>539823467
you guys tell me if the jap version has significant difference
HP最大未満時、毒が蓄積
HP最大時、攻撃力上昇(+7%/+10%/+14%)
first one is rot buildup below max HP (actually 85%) and the other is attack up at max HP (100%)
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:58:35 PM
No.539824241
>>539822548
Piqf being D5 is wild
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:58:59 PM
No.539824272
>>539824114
It's so fucking dumb that they changed it from DS3 (buff applied at 99%+ hp). Now you lose your full HP buffs if you break Fulghor's ultimate
>>539824114
if its max HP in JP then... then that literally just means they are outright putting wrong information in the game about what passives do... why?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:59:13 PM
No.539824290
>>539824396
Sorry I crashed and couldn't rejoin session in time. What happened.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 11:59:16 PM
No.539824294
>>539824396
nice game crashed and can't rejoin, hope you won recluse and exec
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:00:25 AM
No.539824396
>>539824294
>>539824290
I had to NK solo, mental got crushed by the double dc.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:00:35 AM
No.539824413
>>539824275
Because they're retarded and can't spell things outright.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:00:52 AM
No.539824436
>>539824275
>>539824114
also the 85% slop seems to only pertain to the debuffs. So negation adn attack up at Full HP require 100% but status buildup and debuffed attack only pop at 85%
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:01:57 AM
No.539824539
>>539823390
That goes without saying
>>539823490
He was performing his ceremonial Hindu dance
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:02:15 AM
No.539824560
>realize that I have a relic that gives blood loss on starter + chilling mist + cdr that I never use
I wonder if I can play status Wylder with this and the bleed hook.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:03:07 AM
No.539824651
>>539824783
>>539824275
Because it gets people to discuss it online, generating written discourse and increasing overall engagement with search algorithms. They do the same thing with all Fromsoft """Lore"""
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:03:17 AM
No.539824662
>>539825024
>>539825142
I just hit d4 and I think I've only seen 3 everdarks
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:04:37 AM
No.539824783
>>539824651
fromsoft games lore is miyazaki doing some random shit irl and then putting it into game
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:05:11 AM
No.539824845
we NEED to do something about these goddamn japanese. i propose 4 nukes this time, that'll teach them to make better video games
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:05:52 AM
No.539824925
>>539825492
So far for EDs I got
>3 Adels
>2 Fulghor
>1 Bugs
>1 Libra but we didn't get to him (the Freyja incident)
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:06:40 AM
No.539824998
>>539825167
>>539825461
Damn, first D5 erg game I've had, GG Wylder and Recluse.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:06:47 AM
No.539825006
>>539819595
That's awesome and sounds fun as fuck actually. I'm not all that great at 1v1 pvp, I try to avoid it but I do love invading and being invaded, and enjoy making different builds focused on fun or quirky playstyles rather than winning. One of my favorites was a regeneration build that used holy ground, prayerful strike on a great axe, and the spells and tailsmans that boosted HP recovery and defense, royal remains armor ect. Used a small shield too so I would take chip damage that would proc that fundamentalist incant that blows up when you take enough damage. It was alot of fun invading in tight spaces with that one
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:07:00 AM
No.539825024
>>539824662
Congrats. When you start getting more you'll be back down to D2.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:08:12 AM
No.539825142
>>539825234
>>539824662
ED frequency scales nonlinearly with depth rating
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:08:25 AM
No.539825167
>>539824998
first depth 5 erg game for me as well gee gee's
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:09:09 AM
No.539825234
>>539825367
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:10:24 AM
No.539825367
>>539825447
>>539825234
nta but it ed frequency definitely gets super high in depth 5
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:11:13 AM
No.539825447
>>539825516
>>539825367
Yeah, but I would like some numbers.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:11:18 AM
No.539825461
>>539824998
wait that was D5 I though it was D4 lmao
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:11:37 AM
No.539825492
>>539825797
>>539824925
Strange, I’m D4 near D5 after 28 matches and I’d say over half mine have been everdarks. I’ve gotten ED Libra 5 times and Maris 2
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:11:47 AM
No.539825516
>>539825447
the password is oral cumshot
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:13:54 AM
No.539825752
>>539825957
>>539825973
does the torch work against dukes dear NIGGER spiders?
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:13:57 AM
No.539825758
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:14:23 AM
No.539825797
>>539825492
I've got 30 matches
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:15:54 AM
No.539825957
Good night, /erg/.
>>539825752
If nobody gives a definitive answer by the time I wake up, I'll test this myself.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:16:06 AM
No.539825973
>>539825752
no
i've seen people claim it does but i haven't seen it working myself
I've been d4 for a fucking while and i'd say 40~45% of the nightords I get are ED. Out of the few D5 matches i've played, all of them have been ED. I'd like to see some official numbers or at the very least an official, "yes higher depth means more ED". Some transparency would be nice. As would another pass on fixing translations 'cause holy fuck
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:17:01 AM
No.539826058
>>539826172
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:18:04 AM
No.539826172
>>539826058
lil bit
i'd say 63.33% repeating
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:18:25 AM
No.539826202
>>539826012
>bag's leather strap against bare skin
that's gonna cause some chafing
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:19:07 AM
No.539826283
>>539816660
That pic is hot...
>Mystery Nigga
>It's ED Adel
>Duchess and Ironeye both took "less likey to be targeted" so instead of being a damage dumper I've been managing aggro for the whole game
>ED literally does nothing but target me for the whole fight
>Win anyways
That fucking passive is -cancer- in a squishy party. Don't fucking do that shit.
>>539823681
>nothing but wins
>stuck
lol
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:23:35 AM
No.539826742
>>539826880
>>539826625
I WILL take the less likely to be targeted passive weapons and you WILL tank the aggro while I do nothing but DPS from afar
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:24:46 AM
No.539826880
>>539827130
>>539826742
Yes but I'm a glass cannon Recluse who drops -nukes- so no, the Duchess and Ironeye should've been taking aggro because their kits allow them to keep up the damage. I couldn't cast my shit because he would chomp me over and over.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:24:49 AM
No.539826885
I must rape
>>539826625
Nothing makes me angrier than less likely to be targeted when we're all squishies because it's always Revenant and Ironeye doing it. I'm left as Recluse dodging the whole time instead of doing the most damage. It's never a Revenant that has a screen long FP bar spamming high damage spells, it's always some melee Rev unable to swing and it's always some 90 miles away Ironeye.
>>539826012
Bjark PLEASE drop the secret stash of uncensored versions on catbox or something, I am on my hands and knees here
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:26:27 AM
No.539827027
>>539826925
I was fucking furious but atleast they were good at the game.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:27:34 AM
No.539827117
>>539827587
I never take less likely even on squishy characters because that's pussy shit
yes I do die all the time why do you ask
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:27:41 AM
No.539827130
>>539826880
I was mostly just shitposting but I feel ya, Recluse has great DPS and great dodge but she can only do one or the other at a time
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:28:10 AM
No.539827174
>>539828181
>>539826012
>>539827026
kys with this disgusting fag slop you putrid maggot
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:30:03 AM
No.539827353
>>539827587
>>539827026
nyo
>>539826925
Tank recluse when?
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:32:47 AM
No.539827587
>>539828058
>>539827117
NTA, but Duchess and Ironeye are fine having the aggro since her dodge is crazy good and she can still restage damage while dodging and Ironeye has 2 immortal dodges that do poison and increase mark up time.
>>539827353
I did that the other day actually. ED Augur relic, Vig +6, ult increases max HP and 3x Maximum HP on the deep relics. I was rocking 1200+ hp and it would get even bigger on ult and even bigger with the cocktail. I also had a greatshield. It would have worked, but the 2 people kept going down in the nightlord fight.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:33:07 AM
No.539827624
GG Heolster
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:34:32 AM
No.539827764
>>539826925
It’s why I used ED Maris relic in the climb. 900+ hp with enough full hp negation can tank 99% of things
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:37:46 AM
No.539828051
>>539828523
>>539826625
>STILL stuck in D3 after a WEEK
>proceeds to cope with weird carry fantasies
Meanwhile, for pro-starter GODS.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:37:51 AM
No.539828058
>>539828714
>>539827587
I like tanking as dutchess since you can weave in attacks with your dodges but I get hit so many times because of super flashy spells like the big magic bomb or lightning spears block my view
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:39:14 AM
No.539828181
>>539829156
>>539827174
The foolish man turns every insult into a spotlight on his own insecurities. You can spot a fool by what he sacrifices his time for.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:40:11 AM
No.539828271
>>539828419
>>539829023
queue up sluts
>>539828271
hmm today i will queue with /erg/ and not play 110% efficiently and optimally and as a result i will be raged at by manchildren for the remainder of the current thread who wish for my actual death over a video game and i will have my steam account posted on an anonymous forum and at least 2 diagnosed schizophrenics will start cyber stalking me
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:42:39 AM
No.539828523
>>539828690
>>539828870
>>539828051
>more shitskin logic where beeg deek supplants logic.
lol
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:44:07 AM
No.539828680
>>539829176
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:44:15 AM
No.539828690
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:44:32 AM
No.539828714
>>539828058
>have caster on team
>they get rykards
>even after the visual nerf it still blocks literally everything
I LOVE NOT SEEING I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTT
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:45:10 AM
No.539828785
worthless fucking faggot randoms im so fucking sick of this game
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:45:26 AM
No.539828817
you can block me piqf
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:45:54 AM
No.539828870
>>539828523
>more cope about being a shitter stuck in D3 with his anti-starter attitude
heh
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:46:50 AM
No.539828973
>>539829175
If you played with a guardian today, it was probably me, feel free to block me. I don't want to play with you again.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:47:25 AM
No.539829023
>>539828271
Only if you look like Duchess/Revenant
>>539828419
you seem upset
*Alert* *Alert*
A faith Guardian has entered the queue
*Alert* *Alert*
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:48:25 AM
No.539829120
>>539829641
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:48:51 AM
No.539829156
>>539828181
AI avatarfags deserve no rights and should all be flayed alive
it's the simple cold hard trvth
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:49:03 AM
No.539829175
>>539828973
No reason to block an /erg/bro
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:49:03 AM
No.539829176
>>539828680
obviously raider
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:49:16 AM
No.539829203
high pages are somehow still complete bullshit despite their effective damage not changing in depths
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:49:43 AM
No.539829260
>>539828419
There's an anon who posts a link to his twitch daily in these threads and no one harrasses him.
Queue up sissy no one cares.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:50:04 AM
No.539829305
>>539829676
Lost half my progress on a D4 loss, that being said what should I build towards for this game mode? I haven't played since the triple ES expeditions.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:50:53 AM
No.539829376
>>539831282
>>539829074
BASED. make the metatrannoids seethe. I fucking KNEEL.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:51:22 AM
No.539829436
>>539829504
>>539830064
>>539829074
That's me, block me as quickly as you can if you cannot handle a faith guardian.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:52:04 AM
No.539829504
>>539829436
Faith guardians are great.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:52:21 AM
No.539829538
>>539828419
>shit that never happened
>>539815034
damn you sound pretty upset. gonna cry?
>>539827026
>>539826012
fuck off with your slop, rajesh
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:53:14 AM
No.539829641
>>539830493
>>539829120
That cat is dead
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:53:28 AM
No.539829676
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:53:32 AM
No.539829685
Today I learned Caligo's wind buffet's hitbox actually starts the moment her wings touch the ground, but you're usually not in a position to be hit by it because you're usually under her or far away, what a tragedy.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:57:02 AM
No.539830064
>>539831118
>>539829436
>>539829074
i don't care what stats a guardian has, just bring the blender passive
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:57:48 AM
No.539830158
Was Duchess with no stat changes but this was nice for death bird and mystery boss heolster
Reminder that if you didn't reach Depth 5 before the coming patch, you didn't reach Depth 5.
Meanwhile, yet ANOTHER Wyldeye chvd reached Depth 5 and you wallow and seethe between 2-4 while your jobber main.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:58:56 AM
No.539830275
I would just prefer every run being mystery niggas. +300 for a normal boss is crazy
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 12:59:41 AM
No.539830335
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:00:04 AM
No.539830375
>>539831732
>>539830234
you're ironeye tho
coming back from my ban for posting my pregnant miquella pic to say that it was bullshit there was not even any nudity.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:01:07 AM
No.539830493
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:01:10 AM
No.539830496
>>539831732
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:01:51 AM
No.539830564
>>539830413
That pic was amazing. Boys should always try their hardest to impregnate femboys.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:02:57 AM
No.539830679
>>539830413
bulge in panties
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:02:58 AM
No.539830686
>>539830413
If the ban is unjust, you should just evade.
you should also evade if you deserved it.
FUCK JANNIES.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:03:11 AM
No.539830718
>>539830825
no gaols = i throw. post name for the cock list
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:03:35 AM
No.539830763
>>539831089
>have to play one of the two viable characters
>have to use 6 million status effects for dmg
>have to use cheated relics
>have to pray for no ed boss
nice game mode retards
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:03:37 AM
No.539830767
>>539830413
MODS=GVDS
get fucked you worthless gooner tranny
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:04:12 AM
No.539830825
>>539830718
Sneedterrarian Raskolnikov innit?
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:06:27 AM
No.539831043
>>539831276
Pubs are incapable of fighting the day 2 boss at anything higher than level 12. It is literally impossible to get 15 with randoms and you will never complete the shifting earth.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:07:03 AM
No.539831089
>>539830763
use duchess. spam dodge any time you have aggro and never die. when you're aggro'd you can just use that as an opportunity to let your teammates get in big openings.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:07:19 AM
No.539831118
>>539831229
>>539831325
>>539830064
What's the blender passive?
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:08:41 AM
No.539831229
>>539831118
the one that makes the whirlwind continue for a few seconds
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:09:08 AM
No.539831276
>>539831462
>>539831043
I play with my friend + 1 random, and every single time the random will make the worst decisions and my friend decides to follow them instead because they say they're worried about offending the other person
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:09:10 AM
No.539831282
>>539829376
Swap commends/fake shiftyduck is a faith guardian and everyone hates him because it's griefing.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:09:14 AM
No.539831289
Man the castle is such a clusterfuck I have to wonder what they were thinking, usually roguelikes have a veil of a modicum of balance
Crucible Knights are BROKEN and you will always end at level 15 with overflowing pockets
Trolls are by far the most fun, most engaging, most dynamic castle that requires the most effort but give you 4 blue drops and no runes
Banished Knights are basically the same effort if not slightly more as cruci castle but less rewards
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:09:37 AM
No.539831325
>>539831118
the one that makes red banished knights possible
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:10:34 AM
No.539831409
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:10:52 AM
No.539831436
>>539818464
>>indian
Who?
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:11:02 AM
No.539831462
>>539831576
>>539831276
Why are people like that? I don't want to upset the person I don't know, but it's fine fucking over my friend/lover/family. Ride or die with the people you care about is such a rare trait.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:11:10 AM
No.539831474
it's gaming time
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:12:13 AM
No.539831576
>>539831674
>>539831462
I guess because they know that I won't be THAT annoyed by it beyond grumbling about it
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:13:20 AM
No.539831674
>>539831576
That sounds right. Oh this person already likes me and cares about me, they can take the hit, but this random person I'll never meet again, I want to make sure they like me. I was like that too until someone pointed it out. Now I'm a little more fuck randoms, my people first.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:13:57 AM
No.539831732
>>539830375
you're jealous and couldn't do it 'tho'
>>539830496
>sneed
you mean that loser who still jobs despite being a cheater?
I swear it's birdjeet and rev that are holding up the skins because they need extra work and From wants to release them in equal amounts
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:15:35 AM
No.539831874
>>539831804
Is it ugly on purpose?
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:16:05 AM
No.539831920
>>539832550
>>539831804
You triggered the human bot lol
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:16:07 AM
No.539831923
>>539831804
For a second i thought you were that anon that posted collages of dogshit fashion
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:17:50 AM
No.539832107
>>539832219
How do I not miss half the lightning spears I throw
Is it really worth it to be D4/D5? While I haven't experienced quitters or ragers I can definitely feel the misery and contempt of the players in general.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:18:54 AM
No.539832219
>>539832107
Free aim while holding forward.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:20:16 AM
No.539832334
>>539832467
>>539832160
The higher you get the better the players (usually) which means they'll get more angy if they lose. What makes it worse is the fact that you get a -900 if you lose in d5 up to like -1200 I think. It fuckin blows.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:21:19 AM
No.539832435
>>539832160
no it's not, it was just a goal to work towards since we're pretty much done with everything else.
sadly some people treat it as serious life and death business even though it rewards you with nothing beyond bragging rights, which you need to screencap to show because there is no built-in ranking leaderboard anyways.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:21:48 AM
No.539832467
>>539832334
I'm a pvper so if they get angry I win. They are my opponents.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:22:46 AM
No.539832550
>>539832590
>>539832790
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:23:01 AM
No.539832569
>>539833076
>Win a match at my depth
>-100
Uh....
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:23:11 AM
No.539832590
>>539832721
>>539832803
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:23:21 AM
No.539832609
>>539809816
You faggots blocled everyone and killed it
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:24:22 AM
No.539832685
>>539832160
no. DoN is a shit mode. I just want to get to d5 to say i did it.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:24:26 AM
No.539832693
>>539832785
The characters in the Elden Ring world are my friends I had a dream about them
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:24:38 AM
No.539832721
>>539832830
>>539832590
NTA but oh you were that dogshit fashion collage anon! hello
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:25:19 AM
No.539832785
>>539832959
>>539832693
Tell us about your dream maddy
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:25:20 AM
No.539832790
>>539832550
No I think it's what the other anon said, it looks like the fashion collage so it triggered a bot. Sneedger is here too so, coincidence?
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:25:29 AM
No.539832803
>>539833064
let it be a reminder to everyone the dragonirian obsessed schizofag is this guy with the hideous tranny character
>>539832590
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:25:49 AM
No.539832830
>>539832721
I'm not actually the guy that made the image of the characters from ER though lol. Just happened to be lurking.
Hi bud!
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:27:08 AM
No.539832959
>>539832785
I was just wandering around stormveil and kept getting mad I couldn't find any other places, and you don't have to say that
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:27:54 AM
No.539833042
>>539833149
>>539833217
When are we getting more NightReign figurines like the Wylder one
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:28:10 AM
No.539833064
>>539832803
Don't know who that is sorry. You talking about Igon?
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:28:14 AM
No.539833076
>>539833192
>>539832569
either you had a leaver or a modifier (ED/Mystery nigga/mapless)
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:28:28 AM
No.539833102
caligo i know you guys had shit gear but you gotta respect the distance of the breath. even if you arent doing damage the boss can take aggro on you but if you stay far enough away you can just run out of it easily. that way the melee character can whack its legs while its standing there breathing at something it cant hit.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:28:38 AM
No.539833124
>>539833232
>>539833407
Reminder this is a shifty general. Remember your place.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:28:59 AM
No.539833149
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:29:28 AM
No.539833192
>>539833345
>>539833076
It was a mystery nigga but the round before had a network error break it down so maybe it was a penalty from that?
I have no idea. It was so so soooooo upsetting lol
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:29:39 AM
No.539833217
>>539833042
That isn't real
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:29:49 AM
No.539833232
>>539833124
>gremlin tied with yys
fake poll
zdrada switching off duchess is probably the steepest aura loss any erg'er has achieved
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:30:54 AM
No.539833345
>>539833436
>>539833192
oh shit wait I thought that said "lose" not win.
Yeah no this shit is bugged and retarded. I heard multiple accounts daily of this happening and most of them I believe aren't just leavers
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:31:40 AM
No.539833407
>>539833124
after my last few erg depths game my popularity would be tanked
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:31:57 AM
No.539833436
>>539833345
Yeah I'd never leave. The other round was going well until it totally broke.
>>539833265
The steepest aura loss for him was when he ragequitted and sperged out like a bitch in the last thread thougheverbeit.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:33:36 AM
No.539833591
>>539833818
>>539833265
>implying xhe has any to begin with
Also, Duchess is a fraud-friendly character, literally the best spammable dodge in the game, high DPS ranged options, quick low-committment dagger attacks with holy/status options... the whole package just like her brother but dexcaster edition
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:33:56 AM
No.539833625
>get fair bosses. win
>get bullshit bosses. lose
i wish everdarks werent as common as they are in d5
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:34:06 AM
No.539833641
>>539833746
>>539833919
>>539833458
she would never do that
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:35:14 AM
No.539833737
Caligo in charge of not committing suicide
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:35:17 AM
No.539833746
>>539833641
Ignorance is bliss, go check the last thread.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:35:29 AM
No.539833769
Red Banished Knights is a humiliation ritual, there is no way they are worth the time to clear at any point in the expedition.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:35:59 AM
No.539833818
>>539833919
>>539833591
I hate seeing her in depths. Everyone is a bitch made faggot and uses her stopwatch to protect themselves now instead of help deal damage.
They become the biggest fucking drains ever now.
>>539833458
That was pretty kino to see, not such a wholesome chungus ggposter that people thought he was.
>>539833641
>gaslighting
>>539833818
>the biggest drains ever now
Yeah for me and my balls.
im watching mickey 17 right now
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:38:42 AM
No.539834097
>>539834054
Great movie with a bad last act
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:39:47 AM
No.539834196
>>539834054
Awful movie that I loved watching
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:39:47 AM
No.539834197
i know these are both jank but top is better right
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:40:01 AM
No.539834225
>>539834752
>>539838373
>>539833919
I'm over it but she accused me of splitting before when I just wanted to hit the mines for a stone and they ditched me for castle. me squeaks, m’lady may bestow greater trust upon thy stalwart teammates, lest thine honor party be undone
MAN-BIRD! I'm no good at playing rev, let me be your trad wife and cook for you while you carry Depth 4 solo
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:43:00 AM
No.539834532
>>539834959
not sure where this is from but reposting cuz i needed it
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:43:39 AM
No.539834606
>>539834390
Cute Rev main showing her love for a Wylder main!
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:43:59 AM
No.539834632
>>539835313
can you put both respec relics on one character? really fucking doubt it but i might as well ask
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:44:22 AM
No.539834670
>>539833919
Depths really exposed everyone's true colors. Feels like we only have one wholesome duchess player.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:45:00 AM
No.539834752
>>539834826
>>539834225
Ok shiftyduck
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:45:39 AM
No.539834826
>>539834752
im not her. in fact it wasnt even when i was on a caster character.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:46:27 AM
No.539834927
>>539835060
>>539834390
Gg rev and recluse that was an interesting Gigadel fight kek.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:46:45 AM
No.539834959
>>539834532
The respecs bring Wylder from level 150 to level 172.
I wonder if this was the dlc promised or if another dlc is coming.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:47:59 AM
No.539835060
>>539834927
>>539834390
GG, that was fucking absymal RNG on my part, no damage negation and zero staff and everything apart from the moon was just pebble + dogshit
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:50:22 AM
No.539835313
>>539835436
>>539834632
Yes but you lose so much vig in general that I wouldn't recommend it.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:51:40 AM
No.539835436
>>539835313
Idk man seems like Duchess is a crazy net positive
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:51:48 AM
No.539835451
>>539834054
I wanna see it. I end up liking everything that twilight guy is in.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:54:32 AM
No.539835728
Shitter pissbabies getting mad at the end of day 2 and then going afk on the final boss is retarded. You just wasted all of iur tine you stupid nigger blocked and reported.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:01:30 AM
No.539836482
>depth of night will be the thing that kills /erg/
bros... not like this...
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:05:55 AM
No.539836951
>>539832160
It's fun when everyone can carry themselves. There's the electricity you feel in the air because it IS difficult but also you get that elation when your team is doing well. Your crystalian build is popping off, the invaders were dealt with swiftly, nobody is 3 or even 2 barring to bosses. Pings are not needed when everyone pretty much already agrees to what the rputing should be. That shit is cash.
ED dogs can go fuck itself though. EXCUSE ME AS I BREAK MY CONTROLLER... fucking TOILET...BITCH
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:06:02 AM
No.539836961
>>539837079
GG Caligo
Faith Guardian feels alright
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:07:03 AM
No.539837079
>>539836961
ggs sorry for jobbing like the D1 I am.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:13:04 AM
No.539837608
Seeing ED doggo sitting there menacingly in depths actually triggers me.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:17:09 AM
No.539838023
>>539833458
>>539833919
Meh. Everyone has a bad day. It might not be the right thing to do but I don't blame him for hitting a breaking point eventually.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:17:32 AM
No.539838069
>>539838147
Well that was fucking embarrassing.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:17:47 AM
No.539838089
>>539838298
>ed caligo
>no fire weapon
>no damage negation
>killed every red enemy i saw and got dog shit every time
fuck this faggot game mode
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:17:50 AM
No.539838098
that was embarrassing
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:18:15 AM
No.539838147
>>539838069
that would be a good motto for /erg/ depths
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:18:30 AM
No.539838182
>>539838303
ed caligo 3 times in a row, i can't take this
i fucking hate caligo
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:19:40 AM
No.539838298
>>539838089
yup, some games are literally forced losses for no reason.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:19:46 AM
No.539838303
>>539838182
did you not take my advice about staying out of the breath?
>>539833265
>>539833458
>>539833919
oh sick i get my own obsessed schizos now, neat!
>>539834225
i am heavily against doing a mine before castle. call it autism but it's just not that smart to do when you can always do it after castle
>>539838373
i'm going to do the mine before castle if i'm near it, especially the north west one near the gaol
if you have a problem with it you can suck my entire nuts
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:24:43 AM
No.539838847
>>539838740
No I'm going to ping spam
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:24:46 AM
No.539838856
>>539839345
>>539838373
NTA but I don't think that's the right attitude to take after admitting to sabotage a run by ragequitting. Take the L, be humble, and move on.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:25:45 AM
No.539838952
>>539839391
>>539838373
>>539838740
nta and not in the game but I agree mines should be done after castle / day2. But the mine next to that north-east gaol should be done of you're there.
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:27:12 AM
No.539839090
Mmmmm yes please more normal version of the easiest bosses and more cancer everdarks
Went from 9k to 6.5k in a single day due to shitters dying to ED libra WITHOUT SUMMONS ALIVE
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:28:41 AM
No.539839230
Shit wylder
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:29:53 AM
No.539839345
>>539838856
i'm not the one having a multi thread melty about it though, i wanted to move on from it but here we are. it's a sign of obsession if you keep mentioning it and i will rightfully call you out for it
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:30:20 AM
No.539839391
>>539838952
bottom east and north east mines are fine day 1
even north west mine is fine if you go in from the cliff side
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 2:31:45 AM
No.539839521
>>539838740
I hope you mean pumpkin mine. That shit is so fucking fast if you go in from gaol-side.