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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010
• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

wimy

>>541628258
draw me next?

a woomy.

What does your gf/wife think about your /ink/ hobby?

>>541629116
Buddy I can’t even get anyone who isn’t my immediate family to care about me..

>>541629116
The only gf I ever had barely even comprehended what video games are

>>541628870
No, no.

>>541622887
Not specifically for him but he has stated which pieces of mine he likes. (And also shit he had plastered all over his previous apartment with his (ex)gf who were fucking nymphos)
Also pic related energy question
>>541629116
She actively encourages it and is happy whenever I'm doing something that I like. Sometimes she just comes in and watches me play and provides live commentary, or gives me her thoughts on pieces that I draw. I love her a lot.

pose and details too ambitious.. but two drawings in a week at least?
reference: >>541496065

>>541632386
didn't depict her despair as she falls to her death 0/10

>>541632427
I'm not even sure whose ceph this is desu

>>541632501
*squints at you judgingly*

>>541632386
great job anon, very cute

>>541632572
I'm bad with faces and all ok
and not autistic enough to keep a file on each/ink/er
>squints
oh I get it

>>541632876
ty <3

>>541629116
>>541631972

>>541633107
Fucking cringe

>>541633107
Embarrassing behavior.

>>541628258
Nice choice of inspiration depicting the mind of a schizo
youtube.com/watch?v=_-2dIuV34cs

>>541633107
I already replied but jesus fucking christ this person can't help but be the center of attention.

These replies reek of jealousy

superwoomifragilisticexpialidocious

>>541634969
>ask a question
>give answer
>jesus fuck this guy is such an attentionwhore

>>541635613
Imagine having no friends and not grasping the concept of private messages
How's the gf search coming?

>>541633107
post your other discord kittens

>>541635715
stop posting about yourself every hour. if you want to draw then draw. uploading screencaps of your discord is attentionwhoring.

>>541636043
meds

>hes posting whoaj*ks as a cope
yes sketchtran I look like and say that. Keep us updated on those EPIC blogposts.

>>541636648
>he's so mad that he's making typos

No fatties allowed beyond this point

>>541636648
Dude you are part of the problem giving her the attention she's after. Worse still your posts are attentionwhoring attention from her as well. She can draw so she can stay. All you do is bitch whenever she's brought up and don't even play the game.

>>541629116
What my husband and I do outside of /ink/ is nobody’s business

>>541636971
This desu he's on par with ballin

Woomeo games.

>>541631972
wincest

Yeah my gf has mental illnesses but being trans ain't one of them. Cope harder.

>>541638075
summer's over :(

MAKE
INKOPOLIS
GREAT
AGAIN

>>541638223
>faggot who fell off after splatoon 1 and can't even hit top 10 in America division

Whats going on in her-
>kold sperging out and attacking another /ink/er
why the fuck is this schizo still here and not driven out already when nobody likes him'

>>541651946
he's still doing better than (you), while having fun with the game
he uses guns he likes and plays them full gorilla mode, instead of optimizing his metaslaving
meanwhile your definition of winning is "3 mains special charge rimi for 12 trizookas per game"

>>541654235
I've seen his vids, he despises solo queue too.

I'm only having fun if nobody else is having fun. What weapon should I main?

>>541654686
e-liter

>>541654732
Eliters like playing against other Eliters though.

>>541636971
>she

Raiders news is coming.

>>541665456
Nintendo Live ended yesterday anon

>>541665456
Bruh we're lucky if we even get new splatfest themes or third kits

I WILL CUT MY WRISTS AND CONSUME MY LUNGS IF WE DONT GET RAIDERS NEWS IN 3 DAYS

>>541632386
this is cute
but I assume you're an adult, you should invest in some copics or at least higher quality colored pencils, I think the tools you're using are holding you back somewhat

>>541667185
>invest in some copics

could yall post some sexy inkfish, any gender skin color and weight is ok im just in the mood to see pretty splatoonies

>>541676048
learn to use google.

>>541676256
I trust in /ink/'s materials. I only value their image posting

>>541676253
thank you anon for the callie<3

>>541676606
*looks at you with her autistic eyes*

I've been loving the Glitterz L-3 Nozzlenose because I'm a dirty rapid fire abuser and it has a special that doesn't care about leaving rapid fire on.

>>541667185
>I think the tools you're using are holding you back somewhat
can you elaborate how? i think i should invest time into learning basic shapes, proportions, perspective and anatomy first before buying more expensive tools. like i know my drawings are objectively garbage, and drawing full figures now is like trying to run a marathon before learning how to walk. but it's boring lol
i used pastel pencils and charcoal here. i don't think i would be into markers desu. i like yoshitaka amano and yoshitoshi abe and how 'distressed' and muted their drawings are if that makes sense

i did it
i'm a squid now

>>541680987
pics or it didn't happen

>>541681267
she has n64 feet

>>541681514
woomy toes are square.

>>541681467
no fucking way

>people pretending to be me
>schizoid meltdowns
>jannies scrambling to clean it up
Never change /ink/. You will never get rid of me because I love moments like these.

maybe i'll play other games

>>541682653
and you will never be a woman

I already spent all day playing other game.

Yebby Monday, that's all.
>>541681467
Hi.

soon

a little bow makes a woomy all the cuter

>>541686596
baby

>>541681514
woomy toes are cute like that

come on [woomy!] light my fire

still can't believe this grown ass man came to ink of all places to humble brag about his discord "girl"friend

>>541693640
we live together and are getting married soon, cry harder faggot

>>541693640
stay jealous

dude betrayed us...

roflmao

>>541694258
look at those DSLs…and Im not talking about the fish :)

>>541693795
Why would you be messaging your partner on discord when they're right next to you. Does hrt reduce iq?
>>541693817
I'm seething at the thought of be a hideous terminally online chopped hon

>>541694721
>he's so incredibly lonely that he doesn't grasp the concept of texting someone who's several rooms away
holy fucking cope

Woomy?

Sketchtan kinda reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/EyySVZHBrjM

>>541695141
that was me thanks

i texted my woomy and she said "woomy"

do you believe in [woomy!]

>>541695141
>irony on irony
kids these days think they're so epic. now foam adventure? *sip*.... now went hard af. just two genuine people having a good time.

>>541694721
not sketch but sometimes it’s more convenient to text or discord even though I live in his walls

>Sanrio femcel who constantly complains about men has a boyfriend
Shocking.

you people will talk about anything but Splatoon

>>541696993
>I can fix her

>>541693640
Since you seem to care so much about my personal life, I'd also like to let you know that she breastfed me last night and afterwards I ate her out. We played splatoon irl :D

I guess i shouldn't have greentexted an already deleted post. Reposting.

kill this thread until 4 comes out desu senpai

shittingdicknipples.jpg.exe

>top 500 starts at 2150
Wow...

>>541703373
we're only a month into the X season

>>541703535
Tying it to seasons instead of having it monthly was another one of their mistakes.

I tried using pencil today and i lost ten games in a row.

>>541703786
haha it doesn't even look like the same cat!

It's that time of day again!
Day 6: Spanking
Give me a character(s)/pose idea involving this prompt

Haha my personality is hating cats

>>541707981
newmy (woomy in starter gear) getting punished by her teammates for playing poorly

>>541700581
what does this mean?

>>541707981
Shiver getting spanked by a Chum

>>541708745
:)

we need 60 tick woomies

>>541710221
I like my woomies without lyme disease

>>541710221
You think you want 60 tick but you don't.

>>541710221
find friends to play on lan with

What is your ceph listening to?

>>541711596
Electronic fart sounds

>>541712686
post link

>>541712686
ah ebrap

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>541715868
dang

post a ceph that would be doing the spanking>>541708354

>>541717647
me

>>541717647
Rider from the manga

dead thread

>>541722938
a

>>541707981
Frye getting spanked by Shiver

>>541708354
>>541718078
https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1759800773184015.png

>>541725251
poor newmy...

>>541725251
hot

Anyone wanna fish?
https://files.catbox.moe/4410ww.jpg

>>541737204
sure
nice. do you have a place you post your art?

>>541737204
i can join
nsfw is not my thing, but good job M

>>541737690
>>541737790
room up
I do but I never posted art on them

>>541737204
Nice pic. I can go for a king.

>>541739149
you forgot the spoiler

>>541739149
get in
gg's S

>internet outage in my area
At least it didn't happen mid-round

>>541739525
Ah, internet is back.
pls let back in after

>>541739702
opening

Sketchtanis just drawfag troon nono

>>541740217
He plays even worse than nono if you can believe that.

>>541740351
Nono gets enough wins to grind to top 500 and got there before it got free, he wasn't so shit just playing a unreliable kit with a shitty main.
Nono is Putz-tier

Putz is a shit player

I meant to leave last game. GGs fish.

The samefagging schizo is back online it seems

>>541740762
nope he was awful, if you ever played with him you'd see him completely give up positioning and objectives to farm special so he could get a clip to post
no awareness or game sense at all

>>541742265
If he gets something clip-worthy it means he's winning, right

gggggggggggggssssssssssss M, S and F

ggggggggssss M S

GG's F, K, and S!

>>541742556
No one posted clips every since he started polluting the general with his

>>541738285
link nao

>>541742265
It's the equivalent of a woman taking a selfie while driving

Raiders news tonight.

>>541735017
Holy shit it worked!

Do any cute girl chuubas play Splatoon

take /ink/ easy

>>541737204
>>541681267
>>541677167
I should rub one out

>>541748563
swallow lead /vt/ranny

>>541748819
Is that a fetish

>>541750905
>underage doesnt recognize the meme
all that i know will forgotten like ink in a booyah bomb

when I’m in an annoying nigger competition and my opponent plays wellstring

>>541751572
Don’t worry anon I ‘member. Been around since March 2007

Eww you're old

>>541753687
Groaning like a geezer

>>541751572
Countless Japanese kids recognize the funny text to speech heads, with no idea what the origin is.
Shit's massively popular in the now. Hence the squid parody.

https://yukkuritalk.com/
you can make them say woomy if you know katakana

Data mining link do NOT click

>>541753847
>Shit's massively popular in the now
This is like a 20 years old meme now, what brought it back anyway?

>>541751993
So out range them retard

>>541754442
Probably tiktok garbage

>>541754442
same as miku and zundamon spiking in popularity again, resistance to ai-based text to speech and return to oldschool sample-based tts
japanese in general prefer using tts to recording live, partially because they are shy and partially because lol paper walls so neighbors will kick their ass if they try to record voiceover when they are sleeping

>>541755874
ok

wwwww

xD

>>541757179
see
you pick jet squelcher
you play it like a long sploosh
and you get exactly what's shown in the picture
if you hate chargers, jet is the perfect remedy, particularly the vanilla

>>541766815
good woomy

It's a shame we can't preview GrizzCo shop gears. What are the best looking ones in your opinion? (excluding Friendship Bracelet because it's obviously the best)

jet and .96 gal should be heavyweights in splatoon 4 desu

>>541768057
Octoleet Armor and the Worker's Cap

>>541768716
Octoleet Armor looks great! So expensive tho... >sadwoomy.bmp.rar.temp

Raiders news tonight this time.

>>541775251
shut the fuck up and be patient.

Whats with that video on nintendo today

utsu news tonight

>>541776895
Pikmin supposedly.

>>541748819
Now that is a combo I never thought I would see.

>>541776895
>>541780174
It's triggering my autism, Pikmin aren't as small as the video pretends they are

>>541776895
Why aren't you a father yet, you want your mother to die without seeing her grandchildren? You're a disgrace

>>541781791
i came to that realization a few years ago and i might splat myself irl because of it

>>541776895
It’s Mother 4
New earthbound before splatoon is wild

>>541781791
>being a father at 20
Its not the 80s unc.

WOOMY!!

>>541786290
sexo woomy

>>541789867
She should have asserted dominance and put fear into him and the salmon

>>541786290
If only the scrap jacket was like this in-game.

>>541750748
You obviously do as well, since you recognized the lingo. Now tell me or shut the fuck up.

1king fish?

>>541781525
fake fan

>>541791441
I watched the video on the app and they didn't appear.

>>541791378
sure

>>541791619
Room woomening.

>>541791197
I recognized it because you faggots are annoying on every single board.

Um I can do another one that was too fast.

That was an embarrassing turret performance

I'm sorry I just woke up

>>541791441
>mobile slop

Ggs a

ggs sorry I am bad

If I post my woomy you have to promise to not draw her or be creepy.

>>541803526
I promise

>>541803526
I'm too lazy and bad to draw for /ink/.

>>541803526
you're good we don't have drawers we have scrawlers

>>541803526
Can I call her a good woomy?

>>541803526
don't be embarrassed

WAKE UP

do people actually like sushi?

>>541819918
eh, too much fish, too little rice for my taste. i just buy salted fish, cut it in small pieces and add to spoonfuls of rice.

>>541819918
Yeah but its been a long time since I've had any. We got a place that serves it but its had one to many bad tales about it.

Day 7 is upon us! >>541707981
Today's theme is masturbation. You know the drill by now, let me know what should be made.

>>541819918
I make sashimi probably twice a year.

>>541822209
veemo humping her pillow

Would anyone like to slim for a slom at the hour?

>>541819918
it can be very yummy if not bland sometimes

>>541823673
post veemo

>>541828453
why not just pick at random or use a plaza ceph

>>541828821
You're new here, aren't you

>>541829771
why are you posting other people's veemos?

>>541830230
i want him to suffer…

Where are all the tee-hee anons?

>>541830746
Sketchtran’s art is ugly.

>>541830746
I’ll be back the morning of October 25th
Wait for me

>>541833552
ok woomy the orange

>>541830746
call me when mike or rc ask for cephs

>>541833743
aaaand the mask comes off

>>541830746
I'd rather pay someone

>>541833743
>rc
there's only one drawing he posted

>>541834812
it's rc that's posting

Hey guys this my cat that I named Mr. Grizz

>>541835876
cute kot

anyone wanna play some open?

>>541836645
i'll play at the hour.

never tolerate fat faggotry, exercise your woomies and veemos

>>541830746
he's posted every thread

>>541836925
room opened

brb open

>found a kuromi plush in my sister's room
I hate sanrio and I hate you avatarfag whores.

>>541823673
>>541829771
Sorry it took so long I got side tracked
https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1759888690025310.png

>>541842724
very cute, thanks

>>541841621
heh, room for one more?

>>541843285
the room just ended, sorry anon

>>541843336
>>541027895

>>541841665
boohoo

>>541841665
>letting a random person rent free in your mind
baka

>>541841665
Does ur sister look like Frye and if so can you hook us up

Raiders news will save us.

i haven't touched my switch 2 in a month

>>541851834
I'll buy it off you for 300.

>>541851834
All I do now is check my timeline for new art and occasionally play some sr

>>541852341
nah there will be good games in 2 more weeks

>>541846785
It looks edible

>>541852714
ZA and Kaabi?

>>541853584
mkwoomy patch
raiders

>>541852705
Played some today for the first time in a 2ish months. Muscle memory kicked in had no trouble in jumping right back in.
Even had a good stomp match
>My team
Glamorz Splattershot
Decavitator
A roller and another shooter
>Enemy team
Hydra
Pencil
Mini
Splash

That should have gave them the range advantage by the end of the match we had control of over 90% of the map.

>>541853584
>pokemon
>good

>>541853584
>pokeslop

>Sonic kart doing laps around MKW
>Digimon absolutely raping pokemon
Interesting timeline for sure

>>541858312
Is the new game worth full price?

>>541858486
Yes, a thousand times yes

>>541858312
Pokemon has been dogshit but this is an extremely delusional take.

>>541858312
>Sonic kart doing laps around MKW
lol no
regardless of sales (which seem to also be down), it is an objectively worse game than mkw, and they are both significantly weaker than 8dx
that's before we consider that 8dx is itself extremely polished shit

>>541841665
Aw you noticed me even when I’m not posting
What are you snooping around for anyway?

>>541841665
your sister is a brat
good sister

sonic autism racing

>>541859507
Bro I ain't no sonic fan, but MKW is straight fucking terrible. crossworlds clears straight line world easily

>>541860815
you can be butthurt about mkw being kind of a let down for now but sonic kart is still garbage

>>541860815
crossworlds is even more terrible. it's straight up unfun to play, it sounds like ass (both music and especially voice acting), and when you look at it closely it has a lot of issues with presentation too. mkw is not much better gameplay-wise, but it's objectively a much more polished experience, and with a lot more meat on its bones. low grade soup meat, but meat nonetheless.

Nintendo hater son or Nintendo consumer daughter?

>>541861289
nintendo hater son of course
the further we go the more i'm convinced that splatoon was a fluke and is good despite nintendo and not because of it

>>541861289
Consumer daughter. i like nintendo games and it would be harder to connect with my child if she hated it and by extension me.

Nintendo branded mario insect chips.

>>541861289
Nintendo consumer daughter. Can't stand people who make their entire personality hating something

>>541861370
company focused
>>541861586
family focused
>>541862113
people focused

Why do you pedos suddenly turn super creepy the second a daughter or sibling is mentioned

>>541842724
I'm doing this right now

>>541863214
>Seething this much over something that wasn't even brought they fuck up
Are you legitimately this schizo 24/7 or what? Jesus, seek help, troon.

>>541860007
My bad I was working on gear in open

>>541864038
is the troon in the room with us right now?

>>541864212
>1000p inked
>21/4
>Wavebreaker
Hmmm... Heavy Splatling?

>wave breaker
This nigga playing jr LOL

Is splatoon 4 in the works? Im trying to justify buying a switch 2 rn

>>541859507
i've had more fun playing crossworlds in the past 2 weeks than i've ever had in world or 8dx

>>541772681
>>541779195
>>541786290
handsex time

>>541858312
Lmao, sonic racing barely has any players, did worse in reviews and is selling like shit
Nice ""laps"" bro

>>541875902
and it's still a way better game than mkw

>>541877681
mkw is not a good game, but crossworlds is almost garfield kart-tier shovelware, there is no competition
we need to go back to riders formula, but you just know they'll screw that one up too

>>541878692
>riders
the designs of the bird fucks aren't good enough.
Most people aren't interested in anything beyond sonic himself. All the other characters are basically sidenotes. Tails and knuckles and eggman get a pass, but any normal person sees rouge as solely for coomers, and shadow as the joke that he is. The difference between shadow and mario is that mario's designs are likeable by people of all ages, but generally, only children are going to have any investment in sonic, and adults that have investment are generally fucking weirdos.

off-topic spamming/flooding.

>>541875902
>did worse in reviews
it has a higher user score tho

>>541638223
DUDE just comes off as fun and cool. He's great at the game and doesn't need to prove anything at this point. His videos are a pleasure to watch, plus he's a Rayman fan which is a plus in my book.

>>541879874
>the designs of the bird fucks aren't good enough.
who
the
FUCK
cares about fucking DESIGNS in a fucking RACING GAME
racing is probably the single most gameplay-focused genre out there, that's why it's so easy to screw up- if the one bit of the game that matters is bad, the whole game is bad, no matter how much content and polish you put on top it won't go anywhere if the wheels are square. that's why most kart racers suck. that's why most indie racers suck. they focus on the superfluous before the core, which works if you're making an rpg, but instantly disqualifies you if you are making a racer.
besides, if you need a good design for a car game, you can't beat, well, a car. everyone likes cars. adults like cars, kids like cars, women like cars, there isn't a single human on earth who can look at a viper and not think "this thing is fucking sick, i want a poster of it on my wall, a scale model on my deck, and a real one in my garage when i make it".

>>541881264
mostly because mkw got reviewbombed after they did a "you will have fun our way" patch

>>541883930
no bro it was totally just a minority of players who dropped the game after that patch

did i take a wrong turn? i thought this was /ink/: Splatoon General.

>>541864212
Aren't you in rank A-? LMAO

>Go to bookmarked Play-Asia link for Shiver plushy on my bookmarks bar
>See picrel
>Sigh and tiredly admit defeat

Not sure where I can get one now, I even had intentions of placing it on my wish list.

... ooooooh. Sanrio is genderbend Joey.

I sure am glad I don't care about racing games.

>>541884293
aliexpress

>>541884160
Alright, let me help you feel at home again: dead game, dead game, who slom, woomy.

>>541881264
lol
lmao
sonic frontiers had one of the highest user scores of all times, sonic fans have no taste

>>541886137
frontiers is a gigantic improvement over whatever the fuck the entire 3d era of sonic was, so while it's very flawed, it's a good idea to reward the developers for making it and condition them into moving towards that style and away from subway surfers sprinkled with spectacle and familiar characters.

>>541887427
>subway surfers sprinkled with spectacle and familiar characters
this describes half of frontiers

Sploots.

>>541887686
i said it's still flawed

>>541887427
>>541887686
splatoon is the topic of this general, off-topic spammer retards.

>>541889292
we should have assembled and reviewbombed splatoon 3 the moment we realised it was shit (which is season 3 at most)

>>541883598
>who the fuck cares about design
people playing the fucking cart racer, you retard. This isn't gran turismo or autismo or whatever the fuck. If you don't have characters people like in a kart racer then nobody fucking cares. I'm not even reading anything past the first four lines.

>>541889715
you are the only one who thinks this

still waiting for crab nerfs to play this game desu famalam

>>541889972
crab has been nerfed multiple times, you don't play this game

>>541890194
yeah that's what I just said, retard.

Aonic hasn’t been good since 2004

>>541889723
characters lure people in, gameplay is supposed to keep people playing. mayo kart has deteriorated normalfags' standards for a very long time, but even it didn't deteriorate them far enough to make crossworlds in any way acceptable. it's simply bad at being a racing game, even compared to mario kart that is already a bad racing game.
>gran turismo or autismo
the pic i posted is blur. every bit a kart racer as mayo kart, but with much better physics, much more balanced item game, and "characters" that appeal to kids and adults alike, and not just to children and manchildren.

3 might stink but at least salmon is always running!

MKW is a bad game because they removed woomy

>>541892090
True.

>>541891754
>no core updates since release aside from adding new weapons and very occasional balance patch (usually detrimental, like giving swig ability to roll over chum)
>half-baked "what if salmon run but on ranked stages" fomo bait (always easy to cheese)
>grindfag autismo events for those who like doing same things so much they'll gladly eliminate any and all randomness to maximally optimize grinding
>a few grizzco weapons of which only one is the "extremely powerful but extremely limited" archetype that grizz weapons should be (sword), the rest are just silly straight upgrades
>no new music
ngmi hates salmon run more than he hates aerospray

Today is World Octopus Day.
Post Takos, Veemos, and Weyyos.

>>541892415
>making swig actually usable in slom
>detrimental
???
>no new music
Why are you lying?

>>541892630
>making swig actually usable
anon
it doesn't do that much damage, but it has by far the biggest hitbox in the game, so it could deal with trash with repeated swings
you will be quickly reminded that swinging is less ink efficient than rolling but limitation is part of the fun
now it's just another boring roller
>Why are you lying?
let me rephrase it: no alternate music. a few new tracks for a few special occasions, but most of the time you'll be hearing the same exact single track we've been listening to for almost a decade. we got an entire new soundtrack for main mode, a unique set of lobby tracks that 2 didn't have, and two whole singleplayers worth of music, but they couldn't spare even one extra track for sammin. because they know you are content with what you are given and don't seek more. you really are a perfect little worker, if only grizzco paid actual money.

>>541893370
forgot- we also got a new idol album with multiple tracks that are found nowhere in the game.

>>541893370
>it doesn't count because it just doesn't okay!
lol okay man

I prefered it in 2, sorry.

>>541893892
>given a solid argument as to why it doesn't count
>doesn't even mock argument, mocks supposed lack thereof
let's put it into numbers.
if you go play five average ranked matches, you will hear 5 different tracks, every time; and back when game was updated, you could expect a new set of tracks to be added every once in a while.
if you play five salmon runs on an average day, you are guranteed to hear one single track for most of it, same one recycled from splatoon 2, and you might also luck out into one of several special waves with special music (one of which is also recycled from 2 and incidentally is the most likely one to pop up for you) but that will only play for 1/3 of the run before returning back to the same old. furthermore, the regular track has never had a single update.
sammin was on life support since release day, just admit it already.

>>541894730
i can also type a long paragraph that does nothing except move the goalpost

>>541894567
>slower
>easier
>clunkier
How?

why would they put that much effort on a side mode like salmon? they didn't for side order which actually costs money

>>541894907
you have nothing to defend the goalpost either way
>uh aykshually we got new music for salmon run!
>you don't get to hear it most of the time
>but we got it, that's what matters!
what matters is that it got so much less care put into it than the main mode that it skimps out on such essentials as soundtrack variety. you got bare minimum, and you celebrate it. that's how you get nothing good ever again. if you are served shit on a plate, you throw that shit at the wall, you don't eat it, because if you eat shit you will be served more shit and be known as a shit-eater.

>>541895720
it's really not that deep

>>541884293
A Shiver will run you $30 on Amazon they got a few left

>>541892505
Veemo!

>>541884903
Thanks anon

>>541891754
this pic is not badly drawn, but there's a obvious row of balls in front of woomy's mouth and it triggers my autism

Afro or ponytail?

>>541898823
ponytail

>>541898823
Ponytail, Afro are for salmons

Me and my gf in gamechat.

>>541897136
why do you nutcases feel the need to tell us about your uwu cartoon animal obsession every few hours

>>541899301
Splatoon....

>>541899301
that's what woomy would do...

>>541899301
this is literally a thread about a game with cartoon animals

>>541899291
Has anyone here used gamechat yet?

erm, where is the yebby update?

Playing turf war and using rapid fire ;)

>>541909684
you can get banned for that btw

>>541910810
Using a gun the way it was designed to be used? I could press the fire button over and over but it would just be tedious and make me not want to play.

>>541911557
??? you only need autofire for brushes and fizzy

>>541911741
I use it on nozzlenoses and the bloblobber for convenience.

>>541911973
LOLLLLLL

>>541912025
If you felt how deep the triggers are on the 8bitdo Ultimate you'd understand.

>>541911741
>and fizzy
shitter

>>541912025
Also YSK that using rapid fire optimises your fire rate with those weapons. Nozzlenoses absolutely shred people at max fire rate, and they paint quite well too, all the while with great range.

>nozzlenose wanking
The King has returned. Welcome back Sadistic

Smile

AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hello, is this the krusty krab?

>>541922451
No this is woomy

How long are they gonna drag out making us wait for Raiders? Like seriously

>>541912752
h3 (and blob, a honorary nozzlenose) only need one pull of the trigger to shred anyone. l3 wants the max fire rate to reach zap's ttk, but it also really doesn't want to shoot any more than it needs to. all three are easy to max out with your own fingers. it can get annoying when you get into brushes, though i still feel like octobrush is easy enough without killing your fingers.

>>541927414
every time you ask it will be postponed by one week

>>541927414
The general populace doesn't care about a spinoff of a game they don't care about.

>>541927483
It depends on your controller. If you're using joycons and your triggers are just buttons, then sure you can spam hard and fast. But controllers with deep triggers really take a toll on your fingers so the rapidfire almost becomes a necessity with a bunch of weapons.

>>541927540
>one of the fastest selling games of all time in japane
> a game they dont care about

>>541927852
it's not about deep triggers, it's about stiff, snappy triggers, which stock switch pro controller unfortunately has. but you can smash an old keyboard and salvage a couple soft membranes to replace the ones in the procon triggers, makes it much easier on the fingers and lets you "preload" the trigger for quick but soft button press. or just get a third party controller, most of them are not nearly as painful as procon.

>>541928197
yes, which is why 3 had no legs

>>541928246
I'm not using an official pro controller you numpty. If you'd been following this post chain you'd know was using an 8bitdo Ultimate.

>>541928343
>no legs
it stayed in the top 10 for a good while, retard

>>541928794
same trick works for it

>>541929878
>only in japan
it's a flop

>>541930827
Why would I do that when I have a button that lets me rapidfire my triggers?

>>541930874
Why do you guys blatantly lie and shit on a game that you play all the time? I dont get it. what kinda autism causes that?

>>541931107
because trigger discipline is more important than losing a couple frames with these long-action weapons

>OE
>literally everyone bought it
>SO
>sub 25% buy rate
>not a failure
ok...?

8 billion+ people bought Octo Expansion?

>>541933413
i can also make up statistics that aren't true

guys its my birthday today

>>541934360
you're more of a hag now lol, enjoy scoliosis and astigmatism

>>541934360
idc

>>541934360
post ceph

>>541934726
Don’t do it, this is sketch-tran and your ceph deserves better.

>>541935154
rent free

>>541935328
I really don't like his art style.

>>541896039
Thanks, anon
Hopefully I can snag one for Christmas

>>541934360
hbd bro

>>541931379
>4chan
>schizo's in every general
>autism everywhere
Pick 3

>>541935328
what is this picture supposed to be i don't get it

>>541936258
response to this

i might have pelvic pain :(

>>541936519
Get better sketchtan and remember to dilate :(

>>541936603
This tastes like shit. It's better to make your own.
>blub blub blub blub OFFTOPIC
picrel

>>541936631
who?

>>541936143
You were Past?

wow the schizo is really honing in today

i inked the tub...

>>541937114
Of course he was, ballin is a gay republican

>>541937114
got the first game when i wuz 10 just in time to win as a mariefag back then. consequently, this made me sexually attracted to cephs.

>>541939027
"gay" is debatable but how am i a republican? that's insulting to all pastbros

>>541936307
yes but what is this picture is trying to convey? i understand it even less when used as a response to the other one

>>541940360
question ballin please answer honestly are you actually the resident schizo or is everyone just falsflaggin

Why would anyone come clean about being an insufferable schizo

it's me i'm the woomy schizo i always reply "good woomy" when someone posts a woomy

>>541941540
good woomys

>>541941540
you said you quit https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/522957978/#522966020

>>541941806
???
I don't know who that is, I just like saving woomies

>archive links ready at hand
>b posting his shitty flexlion mods
curious

>>541934360
Happy birthday anon! I'd love to make a drawing for you but currently in the middle of something as you may or may not know. So I hope this older drawing will suffice <3
>>541940445
It's that criticism doesn't work on me and I in fact love when the thread gets derailed solely by the fact of me existing. It's impossible to make me feel bad because outside of /ink/ I have a great life.

>>541943664
if your life is so great then what are you doing in a miserable place like /ink/

meet the woomy

>>541944787
YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJRTBMo0BHo

>>541945458
>splat 1 victory music
I can feel my body shriveling....

>>541940830
ive already answered that numerous times that im not

>>541940963
yeah and idk how i could disprove it when u got niggas like >>541942009 which btw is part of the reason i post my pics

>>541946421
I miss it.

>>541946456
Kold is the schizo we all know.
Why is he obsessed with you? Did you make fun of him or something on discord?

>>541946928
you are the schizo, no one else types like that

>>541944624
fun

this is a fish

In the case of ballin...
YOU ARE THE SCHIZO

>>541948502
His show makes a lot more sense when you learn he’s jewish.

in my medical opinion THE /INK/ IS DEAD

>>541949086
THE /INK/ IS DEAD?!

>>541947008
take your meds schizo

*cough* uurghhh... I'm... dead... *cough* *spits* *farts badly*

Raiders news tonight.

It's that time.
Today's prompt is Monster.
I'm prefacing this by saying I'm not drawing salmonid x inkling because I think it's gross but I may change my mind if you provide a convincing enough argument. Others like the angel fish, kraken, Cipher, etc are still on the table.

^no

anyone wanna play some open?

maybe humans were the real monsters all along...

>>541951050
it's a cute pairing and seasonally appropriate with how silly ugly the dumb fish are though

>>541952037
>accelerated climate change that flooded the earth and killed not just all of humanity but all land dwelling mammals
It's like you didn't even play the game.

>>541951316
we're not talking to you sanrio femcel

>>541952372
Nuking Antarctica would do that lol

>>541952037
They had 7 world wars then nuked Antarctica for reasons. So umm yeah already knew this.

>>541952387
fuck you

>>541952037
Cats are more evil

@everyone in this general

Does anyone have a png of Frye's mouth and eyes?

>>541951050
agent 4 (female) being overwhelmed by Jelletons

>>541955525
but agent 4 is a woomy

>>541951050
coco x gt
gt's in a bad mummy outfit and coco is in a cheesy vampire outfit

>>541956056
gt?

>>541956275
I don't have a picture of his yebby but he likes the bara splat characters so coco or the sea angels

>>541956570
I'm going to need more to go off of than that unless you want me to write a fanfic instead

>>541957783
I figured you'd be in one of the discords the guy's in but I don't have him added anymore and I'm not in any discord related to thread

ggs o

>>541958049
Contrary to popular belief, practically all of my contacts are through PM and I'm not part of any secret /ink/ discord. Any other server I'm in I mostly lurk because I'm shy, save for my friend group.

>>541958703
well if he aint around then all well
time for salmon dick and obligatory tim drawing

>>541956056
Bro I'm the one supposed to bring up all these corny cute fantasies to him, mf stealing my weyyo... st/ink/er, but thank you...

>>541956275
'G'reat 'T'usks, that's me. Here's my weyyo if you're gonna tee-hee me, I do love Coco yeah and I yumeship my weyyo with him. Curiously, it was me who replied this to you on that chart Kinktober paper before: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/540684897/#541203157

>>541956570
I'm currently a yebby as my mood flips up for wey or yeb, am yebweyy, but my ceph is canonically weyyo if you're confused still.

>>541959259
You know honestly maybe this is a sign; I might not have picked the best year to do inktober, since I still have a lot of irl stuff happening that I need to deal with. Fostering cats, especially ones that need to be trained in human interaction, is practically a full-time gig and it's a miracle that I've preserved the mental energy to do 7 days in a row.
Maybe next year when things have calmed down.

>>541959865
*does this to you*

>>541960045
i bet you do that to young boys irl

The girls are fighting!

>>541959650
I forgor it was a weyyo but remembered the afro
>>541959865
you shitpost about the artist constantly too
the thread isn't here to make you happy and you will never be happy, but that doesn't mean you have to try and make everyone around you miserable

>>541961483
do you think she has autism

>>541959678
>>541959650
I've changed my mind and I think I am still going to do the full 30 drawings, just not every day and am going to allow myself rest days.
I'll do this one but not tonight

>>541964150
*squish squish squish*

>>541964150
kinky

>>541934360
https://d.uguu.se/pESnhWHr.flac

>>541964150
This is supposed to help pump blood back around into her head so her brain can function correctly, little does veemo know that woomy has no brain

>>541967451
It makes woomy sillier.

>>541629116
I once got immediately unmatched on Tinder when I mentioned Splatoon while we were sharing what Switch games we played, kek.

>>541970436
you mean talking about your CP addiction

>>541970436
kier never drew me

>>541971159
I tricked kier into drawing me... twice lol

>>541972490
Is this ai...

>>541973312
no
artist is @bepapinno

this thread is dogshit

If Nono were still posting surely /ink/ would not be dead like this.

better off dead, now fuck off

>>538197880
Took a month, but its finally here: https://files.catbox.moe/zx39xi.png https://files.catbox.moe/0uk9ow.png

>>541988631
hot

>>541985384
I've been too busying playing Super Mario Eclipse on Dolphin to give attention to Splatoon 3, among other things. Also attempting to learn Il Piantissimo's controls because holy SHIT, he's broken as FUCK.

>>541988631
noice

lol

>>541985384
Why do you have to keep bringing him up? You could DM him on discord and stop whining here

>>541988631
Looks great. nutted

which kinda tomboy is your woomy?

fact: there is no reason to lose to horrorboros ever

>>541997989
three splooshes and grizz splatana

>>541973415
frye sex

>>541996949
True

>>542002294
post flannel

>>541996949
Domesticated without the potent womanly vibes.

>>541996949
which one does frye fit?

>>541996949
>likely owns firearms or weapons
but that's every woomy

>>542005282
Feral

My woomy has no personality.

>>541996949
>>>/vt/ranny

>>541967451
This is true a woomy only has silly in place of a brain. No thought only silly here

>>542006714
Yeah every single woomy & veemo on the planet has more firearms than your average human redneck does.

I miss chara

i miss

>>542012390
stop using aerospray

My ceph's skin tone gets one shade lighter each year.

>>542013149
vampire woomy this year
pure white woomy in 2026
glowing woomy in 2027

>>541996949
Not like the other woomies

>>542012489
Not using aerospray

>>542013149
Your saying your woomy is a NEET?

I love her Raiders design man, I just want to see more of it.

1king fish at rotation?

>>542019128
I could

>>541988631
finally good art

>>541988631
who's the artist?

>>541988631
>hmmmmmmmmm who should i commission? kancora? fantasy? a? panic? gt?
>how about the player who already has 6 gorillion arts!

>>542018242
I just want confirmation that they haven't touched her boobs

>>542020421
Looks good to me, who cares

>>542020421
Do these people deserve it? besides panic all those people are bandwagoners that started in 3.

>>542022070
lol not just panic at least two others

>>542022070
I've been here since 2018. If anything I'm a 2 bandwagoner but even then I don't want any art unless I pay for it myself.

>>542020421
If you want art of your ceph so badly comm it yourself

>>542019490
Opening.

>>542022070
I remember gt said something along the lines of how he started with 1 but didn’t start posting until 3.

>>542022070
1 bandwagoner myself akuchuali. Skipped over 2 entirely and came back for 3.

>>542023778
ninja'd. Yes, I began with 1 and browsing /ink/ at that time. My NNID was "Loguetta" and my legacy yebby was just a very punk looking yet undercover agent 1 persona with his Hero plain Splattershot.

i'm the only true inker

ink deez nuts

>>542024074
>etta
gt is a girl

>>542024074
I also started with 1 and skipped 2. I miss 1

ggs worm is dead

>>542026319
GGs, retarded flying noodle is kaboom

>>542027159
Hallowoomies.

>>542026319
he hongry

>>542020421
im ok if people want to draw my woomy but no one is obligated to do so
also i dont really contribute to the general that much to deserve something like that
tldr just let people draw/commission whatever they want

>>542020421
rainy's woomy is a meat toilet so it's to be expected but otherwise I don't want to see /ink/er cephs getting dicked

>>542028841
>rainy's woomy is a meat toilet
Cumdumpster you mean

>>542029960
Pictured: one more meat toilet

>>542029241
Cute
>Watermarked by program name
Using freeware version?

>>542029960
meat toilet is a classic "japanese doujin translated with google translate" phrase
it means the same thing but it's funnier

why cant life be like splatoon....

>>542034289
it reminds me of one of those cursed sonic images

>>542036201
You think you'd be a ceph but in reality you'd be a jelly.

>>542031164
>Using freeware version?
don't know, not my art obviously

>>542037691
I'd be a blooper

>>542038605
The 3rd playable race in 4
The 4th will be Tako's

>>542036201
you want to be a military conscript endlessly training in televised gladiator fights?

>>542040514
but you get paid in clown currency that you can use to spend on clothes. you can't cash out the clown currency.

starting to see why they lost the great turf war

you have an obsession

>>542041061
>starting to see why they lost the great turf war
Because Octavio's entire strategy worked around his Great Oct Weapons and at some point a clumsy woomy tripped over the power cord for one of the Great Octo weapons and it turned off.
Octavio was being a cheap bastard and didn't pay for the battery extension that would give his weapon 5 extra minutes of power once unplugged.

>>542041061
this dude really is finding any little thing to be mad at.

hot hag

Sex with woomy.

Cuddles with veemo.

>>542019941
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/109618807

>>542056348
uoohh

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>542059434
why do you always want to play during clam blitz

>>542059434
ME

Can we nerf SBlast already

>>542060397
exclusively so you'll ask me this question

time for pumpkin picking

>>542063051
i'll take the funny looking one in the back

>>542059434
Room?