Thread 541992529

EOSfag was right (archived at 66 posts) edition

>What is it
Team based multiplayer hero shooter, except the heros are mechs. The game also has an extraction looting abortion of a gamemode.

>Why should I play it
It has fast-paced mech combat. Also you can make your goonslop pilot in the character creator.

>Steam
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2452280/Mecha_BREAK/

>Standalone launcher
https://mechabreak.seasungames.com/

>Mecha BREAK Panther keyboard
https://shop.8bitdo.com/products/8bitdo-retro-87-mechanical-keyboard-mecha-break

>Patch Notes
https://mechabreak.seasungames.com/en/news-detail.html#/?contentId=sol0mte86l1d


Previous thread: >>541753938

If this thread dies prematurely too I won't bake another. How about the rest of us anons still here bite the bullet and move into a discord? No point in "fracturing" the thread if only like 5 of us still post here and we get either archived in under 24 hours or the thread lasts 3 weeks with barely any posts.

I love Mecha bots I hope for more BOTS

post your tits before the thread dies for good

Falcon feels like I'm playing arnored core FA

>>541993781
Haven't tried Alphard yet?

>>541993781
falcon FEELS that fast.
alphard IS that fast.

I always sage my post :)

>>541994002
Only in training

>thread dies twice during NAgger hours shortly after retard's claims that NA is alive and EU is dead
Every fucking time.

Mechashart lmao

>pick up luminae and actually learn how to play her correctly
>it's all i ever play because nobody picks luminae
at this point, i may as well just officially become a luminae main.

>>541992802
should've made one in /vm/, shit's clearly too dead for /vg/
>how about discord
how about you suck my cock? Oh wait, that's probably was your plan all along
>>541998274
based. don't forget to wear your mandatory frilly dress and thighhighs

>>542000856
>don't forget to wear your mandatory frilly dress and thighhighs
but mecha break doesn't have any frilly dresses...

>>542001423
Next striker will be wearing one.

>>541992802
>discord
Fuck off, you retard. /vm/ exists for this purpose.

>>542006009
>new striker
Ha-ha, yeah, sure... I bet next season will be so fun! ...h-ha-ha...

>>541992529 (OP)
Damn the game dead so fast uh?

we need to do something `uge

it's dreadnought all over again...

>>542014640
Damn...

Should we continue our numbering on /vm/, or restart from 1?

>>542023360
restart

How would you save this game?

>>542024669
Behead Kris on livestream. It's too late to do anything.

>>542024669
make it less dead and gay

>>542024669
>still possible now
Rebalance all mechs to get rid of hard counters rock paper scissors faggotry.
Ditch the bots above silver and remove ranks bloat.
Ditch retarded tacked on gacha/FOMO mechanics and let people just spend their fucking corite as they please.
Unfuck the netcode to make it playable cross-region but that would be a miracle.
>should've been done in the prototyping stage
No extractionslop.
No shitquila.
PvE.
Mechlab.

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>>542024669
>Private server hosting
>Use for pilots beyond goonbait
>Actual playable story
>More cosmetics for MP
Also everything >>542032883 said

>>542046408
>Use for pilots beyond goonbait
But anon, you already can use your pilot to fly around when your mech is down in mashmak solo. Or those fuckers removed it?

>>542046408
>Private server hosting
That may kill queues super fast

>>542047576
It's been removed.
>>542048404
Only delusional live service devs believe this nonsense.

Robots.

Battledroids even.

>>541992529 (OP)
>Hellcat triple shots you in the span of a second and a half, shooting through its own body with its supertoastylaserroasty
How does a sniper mech survive or even tell when they've been targeted by this bastard?

>>542077594
Sitting under the canopy surrounded by repair stations and with some decoys outside.

>>542078571
Tried a tier 5 decoy but it didn't do shit. Got one-shot almost immediately and that was all it contributed

>>542060612
beep boop

the robot is out of order

>>542077594
Mashmak is not balanced

buimo

we survived the cold night...

rough sex with narukami

caressing luminae with my IFF scrambler tenderly

Ripping slutmechs in half with my BDC (Big Dino Cannon).

>>542115932
n-nyo...

Robot is kill

>>542024669
It can't be saved anymore.

>Good game
>Bad decisions
How many can you name?

>>542134264
Can't think of another game with so many fuckups that isn't just dogshit.

Where battlefield... Where new map... Where scorpion...

>>542149203
...they're in the better world...

This game and the thread now

even flat tits slav has abandoned us

>>542157575
Probably signed a contract so he could buy more corite.

>>542157575
>even flat tits slav
who?

>>542164456
Obnoxious Trooninae main

my last bump

>>542169239
you'll crawl back...

>>542171454
Oh, yeah, that one is a fucking tragedy

>>542171454
At least Ody made a functional game that is still enjoyable moths into EOS while MB is a ticking time bomb of dogshit balance that needed emergency season reset less than two months after release. Not even The Announcement hit the playerbase as hard as bots, Welkin and Aquila.

I'm not ready for EOS...

Only Welkin 3.0 can save the game.

EoS soon!

EoS NOW!!

buff pinaka

We move on to /vm/, right?

>>542216563
sooner rather than later would be best i think, so i baked
migrate before we lose the bread again
>>>/vm/2005445
>>>/vm/2005445
>>>/vm/2005445

>>542218207
>2005445
>445
Starting our new thread with trips would've been great, honestly.

owari

>>542218207
You could've waited for this one to die at least...

>>542229253
last thread died at 66 replies
the thread before that died at 250 replies
i foresee a repeat of that fate. it is indeed over.

ded gaem ded thread

It's all Welkin's fault.

Kris be like

They give you bot teammates too????

>>542274536
Everyone is bot except for you

>>542274536
Yes

>>542281285
hit me hard with those tits,

>Solo Mash queue as anything but Aquila, sub 2 minute time
>Decide to fuck around with Aquila for the first time
>Queue goes 7 minutes, still hasn't popped
How many Aquilaniggers exist, holy shit

>>542281474
idk mr. frogman, you seem like you already got hit hard enough

>>542281474
Imagine being a trainee copilot dealing with those things wobbling around

>>541992529 (OP)
Gold keys. I got em but no team who can get the job done

>>541992529 (OP)
4 alphards in a row on my team. Each one a burden.
The final one was coal black and had an IQ to match. How the fuck do I get cursed with these

>>542289554
How do you beat this boss? We keep getting wiped hits like a truck and the timer’s tiny. Any guide?

>>542301263
Don't go there while your respawn beacons are on initial cooldowns.
Use decoy beacons. One in the middle where rewards chest spawns works pretty well.
Have some decent modular weapons or glider because your cooldowns can create too much downtime to get enough dps to kill the boss in time.
If you don't have a healer, drop some repair beacons to the sides of the entrance canopy.

>>542289554
>>542301263
You spawn a IV or V decoy in middle and then fly high (above hellcat) and always stay behind him. If you go down you get hit by laser or get sniped. I recommend taking IV/V or VI weapons for damage. Charged Blaster is a must and whatever suits you best as secondary. You should have 1min 30s+ left on timer when the second boss dies, good teams clear it with 2min+ left on timer. If you are on EU, we can do it sometime.

>>542303323
>If you are on EU
I'm NA, EU bro, lol. Also, I didn't even get back into the game until two weeks ago. I'm asking because when I tried, the boss killed me so fast.

>>542303004
>>542303323
I've tried having a decoy V out right next to the doorway before when we were all camping it to keep in cover but the boss totally ignored the decoy entirely, which was weird. Not a single hit touched it

>>542304921
>I'm NA
:(
>>542305217
The decoy is only to make him use the drone bubble on it. If you are above him you wont get hit by the laser attack, and if you are behind him he wont shoot you with the sniper rifle, so combine those two and you wont have any issue.

Go strike!!

>>542310014
That's beautiful, anon

I think I've had 5 non bot matches this whole season. I can't believe this game is so dead.

>>542329125
>I can't believe this game is so dead.
the playerbase is abysmal but that's not the reason why you're getting bot matches

>>542310014
Needs a version with the Hel

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>542336279
what are we responding to?

>>542348032
retarded post

Tricera origin story.

>be me
>new player
>play normal Mashmak solo to get some paint
>get one shot by a dude that has the top 50 medal
>out of nowhere
Is that even possible? the dude hit me once and I was dead, why are those fuckers in normal? can't they play hard/extreme mode instead?
The matchmaking suck in this game.

>>542367984
Farm paints in covert ops.
Farm extra covert ops plans in normal mash once you unlock secure cargo slots.
Mashmak and its balance are a fucking mess. Don't take this mode seriously. Also extreme and hard are dead because there's guaranteed loss of equipped mods on death.

>>542368924
>covert ops
You need 2 other players for that and I'm too lazy to team up with people

>>542369298
Just join via recruiting message you see in chat or recruit randos yourself. It's one click.

>>542336279
>Being mad Stellaris is doing his job and sneaking behind mechs
>Being mad steggo is doing his job and hunkering down to provide artillery fire.
>Not being mad at yourself that you see said Stellaris with low health but are going to blame the steggo anyway

Its a cloaker mech. You see him shoot him. You have an aux 3 use it

>>542348032
Building little forts around stego

I like mashmak

>>542373825
>Stellaris
who?

>>542380856
StellariGGER.

>>542304921
>the boss killed me so fast
Just don't die lmao.

Queue mashmak

>>542402465
Verge player on the right.
Mash player on the left.

>>542404668
Correct

i'm only having fun while playing Narukami.

sweet embrace of death, here i come!

*drops repair station*

*pings repair station*
>Team mate on 10% hp flies away
*ping enemy player*
>Fight the enemy team while team continues to farm npcs
*type: hey lets play around tricera since he's going to be much slower than us*
>Other teammate flies to the other side of the map solo
*ping extraction beacon*
>1 dude flies away while 2 of us are opening it

Bots or Retards?
I literally can't tell

>>542408002
I need to get better with the Narukami in Mash because having to be quite stationary despite having such long cooldowns for stealth means if someone gets onto you, you're pretty fucked. Also the cloak field seems to randomly be oddly short while grappling. I had one that lasted a good few seconds at least then another only about two seconds which made me pop my stealth field just to get obliterated because someone happened to look over at that moment to see the flickering.

>>542423475
it'd be nice if the flickering was visually indicated for the narukami, rather than having to guess entirely off of fighting other narus

>>542419262
It's hard to keep track of what your team is up to due to dogshit UI and bad communication tools.

>>542423475
>>542426950
Getting hit once during invis should put Narucunt's whole kit on max cooldown. Unfortunately, what's more likely to happen is more pity buffs until we get another pre-nerfs Shartquila.

do i still get bots in champ?

>>542452580
Yes

>>542453663
well fuck that hope this garbage games goes eos

bump

>>542452580
no, bots stop appearing in general
>>542453663
nigger

Only a sex update will be able to save this kusoge.

>>542468504
What's the point if dogshit weekly shop doesn't allow you to plapmaxx your pilot

>>542477008
Point is to spend 50 dollaridoos on premade character like that blond bitch. You're not some poorfag, are you anon?

>three options
>no heterochromia
Maybe that's the best I'm gonna get...

>>542478364
Only green ones look okay

>>542468504
we need see-through suits

>>542482430
With streaks of of sweat running across the body.

>>542482430
what we actualy need are at least a couple not overdesigned to hell and back outfits

>>542482430
>>542483086
True.

>FINALLY out of bot ranks
>it now keeps matching me to 200+ ping servers because the game is so fucking dead
eos can't come soon enough

>>542489054
Region? Consistent 200+ or just ping spikes?

>>542489157
I'm OCE, usually I have 130 to japan servers or whatever but it's matching me to america probably

>>542483178
Nothing is quite as simple and elegant as naked body.

do the two rooms in the current store selections give any good animations

>>542498720
did the previous two?

>>542498923
one had a pole dancing animation so yes

>>542498720
Command room is unimpressive. The other one is nice if you liked the lounge

>>542505389
Does it have its own animation?

robots

sex

>>542512276
Several, though more of a game room kind of thing with minigames than pole dancing

>you know what this game that's nothing but wide open maps with little to no cover needs?
>snipers!
Honestly, this game deserves EOS. These chinks are just too fucking stupid.

>>542534474
Just sweep over Narus and tell them to go away.
Anigla however, can't help you there.

bumpo

Your response?

>>542552269
To Pinaka's paintjob? Projectile vomit.

SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP

>>542554359
sorry it's not black and red

dead game

No more bumps for me now. Let the fucking general die.

please think of the robots...

>>542554567
Genuinely can't tell what's going on here

Butt sliders and boob sliders game dies in 2 months. I thought coomers were the majority.

>>542572421
They removed half of the customizations from the start and made getting cosmetics a fucking pain. I want my gyaru pilot back.

>>542572421
>Nerfed customization
>Balancing is shit
>Not enough players because mech games are niche
It's over... even the thread is dead which is impressive knowing that there are a good amount of neets on this website.

bump

Oh shit I managed to sell a paint for 40 corite
I'm fucking rich!

>>542572421
Without boobs and butt sliders the game would've shut down already.

>>542572421
tits not big enough desu, thighs are massive in comparison

>>542609756
True, the tits are not that big.
But at least we can make tall characters, my girl is huge I love it.

CHECK DISCORD
WELKIN IS SAVING THE GAME NEXT PATCH

>>542615082
One more patch... We gotta hold on for just one more patch... And then this piece of shit crutch mech will finally get nerfed out of existence for good.

>Covert Operation is now more flexible with squad sizes—you no longer need a full 3-pilot team to launch.
So does this mean you can play it solo now?

>>542626598
It would be good change, so my bet is on "nyo..."

>>542615082
she's cute, would plap

>>542615082
The need a sukumizu skin for her to truly save the game.

>>542615082
She looks kinda boring, no? And what the fuck is that jacket-dress thing? Another great outfit from geniuses at Seasun

owari da

>>542633631
They need to get the snowbreak team to do something to this game.

>>542633631
Reminds me of the outfits they give in a lot of slop mmo's

>>542646301
>slop mmo's
Tautology.

Penis Break.

more like mecha break my penis

Ready to get your buffs reverted once paypiggy Welkin drops, sereniggers?

why are there different levels of bots in the same game, like what am i supposed to do with a team of bots that don't actually do anything vs a team of highly tuned terminators

Welkin is so fucking disgusting man

>>542686985
serenith doesn't need his shield but he does need everything else

>>542693758
you'll soldier through your scheduled loss and enjoy it, goy. remember, there are no bots, just bad/good players ;)

>>542695752
i would be okay with bots because it beats a four hour queue time but holy fuck at least make them equal. i should not be leading in kills and struggling to get assists as fucking luminae

>>542696031
>do assist mission for Narukami on casual mode
>left enemies dying then move on shooting at other enemies
>my team's bot ignore them and they get healed to 80% by enemy's Pinaka bot instead
Never picked assist mission again after that.

>>542615082
this will save the game, maybe

but

...

the thread?

>>542701423
The thread is doomed, anon. Clearly we need subjects to talk about boldly!

So what kind of buff that Welknigg will get to boost his pilot sale? Also Serenigg nerf now that his pilot going away.

>>542695635
He can keep his shield but we don't need yet another untargetable nigger.

>actually buffing the single most broken mech in the game
yeah we're going eos next patch

JUST LET THE THREAD DIE AND MIGRATE TO /VM/ FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>>542733680
looks like a /vm spy trying to sabotage thread.

Sad that the game might eos the Hel is crazy fun.
what does "test pilot" mean btw?

>tdm
>pick hel
>ping your team to go into a narrow corridor and sit there the entire match waiting for someone to get impatient and come in and get perma stunned and killed
yeah hel is crazy fun, hope the game goes eos

>>542747827
It's the title you get for completing the test pilot training/challenges

>>542748291
>assfaggots stuns
>assfaggots stuns in a mecha game where the whole appeal is being unstoppable hunk of weapons and armor
>instant assfaggots stuns from invisible drones with huge area of effect
EOS totally deserved.

>4.7k
New peak low. There is no floor

>actually still get literal retards that do 30k damage on a flyer in General
it's retarded because they can just play fucking bot games to reach this rank

They're not even trying... and i'm too fucking bored of this game to even do my weeklies

>>542758667
You're supposed to solo it for your little shitters.