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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)
10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)
Early October - Tachyon's Factor Research
Late October - New training scenario
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m
December: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m

>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), Gold City (3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR)
10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m
10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m

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>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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LOVE FUCKING TEIO

>>542079253
>eclipse ran at 91 km/h
>was so good that most believed he never actually fully exerted himself during his races
>this was at a time when 3-4 mile runs were the standard so he was runnin up to 4800 meters in a race and still coming out completely dominant
>had an enlarged heart and passed on the trait to secretariat, his descendant
can any uma compete with eclipse

The Queen

>>542079608
None cause older horses get a mythological buff like Fate

>>542079608
i think kincsem is the only who could hold a candle to him, or compete against, but different eras

>>542079717
>born during a solar eclipse
yeah that checks out

>>542079608
>eclipse ran at 91 km/h
This sounds like bullshit.

Marked? Like I give a shit.

I had a dream...

>he rolled with his dick
haha I'd never spend my precious rolls like that...

>>542079798
i decided to look at the source for the claim, and yeah, even they call bullshit on it, but in a respectful way

>>542079732
I don't get it.

I roll with my wallet

>Go into Main Chapter 4 thinking not much of Brian
>Was expecting to have a big turn around on her character, much like I did with Biwa Hayahide, Narita Taishin and Winning Ticket
>Come out of Main Chapter 4 caring even less about Brian but caring more about Hishi Amazon and Biwa Hayahide
>In fact that small cameo of Twin Turbo gassing out was more entertaining than the entirety of the chapter
Does Chapter 5 get better?

Woo just got my highest TT score of 448k after adding a quick B+ Haru to fill out my dirt slots. Do I actually have a chance to making it to class 6 with this score?

>>542079978
I had a dream within a dream within a dream

>no rainbows
>end up 2nd in most races
>best sparks for ace
>terrible end product
Another day, another wasted 3 borrows

>>542079608
>The fastest recorded galloping speed is 55 mph (88.5 km/h).
>eclipse ran at 91 km/h
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>542079986
Worth it

>>542080073
Yeah unfortunately Brian’s chapter is just so fucking boring. Suzuka is next I think and the writing in general picks up a lot from there thankfully

>>542080036
Baka

>reading
Nah I'm good senpai.

Satono Diamond stole her schtick from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QcS6BCgJVU

how do you see this? is this exclusively only for danchou?

>>542080073
Uma is not known for it's story, bro. Why do you think everyone keeps talking about the real horses instead?

>>542080243
but... what do you do in the thread anon?

>>542079986
Day 1 I rolled with my heart
Then I rolled with my dick (BRian).

>>542080283
how do you want me to see it?

>>542080283
Yes, we hire deep darkweb firewall framework hackers who can steal the information from cygames database

>>542080108
not sure how class 5 is but class 6 retention is around 484k, if you don't mind you will probably reach 6 (again not sure) but will need to scout actual wit comps to consistently stay there, otherwise you can just jump between 5 and 6

>>542080251
Being hot, rich, and utterly desirable isn’t a shtick

>>542080283
You need a cygames gold account for the Power BI dashboards

>>542080108
Retention is like 470k. If you make it, you will be fighting to not get pushed out immediately

why does he do it?

>>542080473
Danchou's wet dream...

Once you have an entire TT squad of A+ Umas, you run in to Witkek teams every single day. The people who got to higher A+ and S are essentially Witkeks. It stays comfy from thereon.

what did golshi mean by this

>>542080580
he enjoy cunny

>>542080430
>>542080465
I'll be happy to just make it there. I currently have 3 x B+ umas and an empty slot for sprint, so maybe over time I can improve the score.

DANCHODE KICK THE LEECHES

>>542080580
a fillie enjoyer chad

>>542080580
where is that stay gold comic when i need it

>>542080389
>>542080395
>>542080441
very funny

I only fap to umas who I have spent time in a hot springs with

>>542080563
Hey! I was looking at that tummy!

>>542079380 (OP)
>Next uma gaslighting
>New uma Release Date Revealed
>Hype
>uma Released
No one was hyping up Gold City, especially since she's right before Summer Maruzensky.
>1st Day circlejerk
>ult/story complaints
At best we got anons reading her story and screenshotting her lines where she calls you a whole bunch of insults at once.
>Anger About having to spark
That's like calling out a person for breathing or eating or drinking water
>Comparison to Previous Better umas
No one was hyping up Gold City in terms of meta value, so no one really compared her to anyone
>CM Cup shitflinging
No argument, simply an unfortunate effect of having a direct competitive mode

>>542080580
goldship the funny chungus?... is a diddy ahh blud?
ah naw cygames are cooked fr :skull: :skull:

I like MusumeUma now

>>542080803
Why is she holding a dildo in her hand?

>>542080631
depending on who you have you can convert someone like air groove or silence suzuka into sprinters, but that also depends if you can cover the spots they'll leave, i'm sure with your current score you'll reach 6 tho!

>>542080803
Did you just erm ackshually a shitpost?

>>542080790
So I’m only allowed to fap to Ryan, Vodka, and Falco?

>>542080473
>>542080283
you could gather all the autists from all the /uma/ clubs and put them together to get a S club or higher

>>542080580
They beat his meat with the watering can.

>>542080073
Suzuka gets a banger theme. Listen to this absolute kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEY0l5F7lwg

erm actually smart falcon dirt races are hype too and they actually have fans and you shouldn't dismiss them entirely in fact you can even be the oguri cap or seabiscuit for dirt races in japan

>>542080803
anon, its not that deep...

>>542080993
All star clubs never work out, haven't you learned this from when every sports club have tried this at least once in their life?

>>542080790
>Creek and Maru
Not bad options

>>542080625 >>542080683
can you not be a cringelord for one second pedophile

>>542080803
anon, its so deep...

>>542080963
If you want to, I do it so I can feel I earned it

Remember, your first hot springs uma is your official wife.
>b-but bakus-
That's your fault. Shouldn't have been a desperate dumb falcon trying to win career that badly.

>>542081063
People care about dirt races, they just don’t care about Smart Falcon

>>542081118
oh nyo

>>542080993
There already is an S /uma/ club, Dumb Falcon.

>>542081118
nope

prior to this i already had bride mayano.
kinda funny that i also have bride air groove, but now i'm missing the og versions of air groove and grass wonder

>>542081118
No.

>>542081147
>Rice Shower
I don't think I can marry my daughter

>>542081147
I'm not marrying Maruzensky

>>542081147
She wasn't even my first career win, she just decided to bakushin my virginity first...

Tosen Jordan absolutely fucks black stallions

>>542081147
i am ok with this

>accidentally made my sub-ace stronger than my oshi
its over

>>542079814
My wife and my auntie

>>542081118
Goldship has slept with thousands of 2 year olds

>>542080073
It takes a lot of talent to fumble such a classic sports storyline

>>542081147
I don't even remember

How the fuck someone who doesn't even make 1M per day is allowed to stay in a A+ club is beyond me

>>542081147
What if I don't have a hotsprings uma yet?

>>542080563
Ugly
>>542080803
>No one was hyping up Gold City,
So true. Just like how nobody hyped up Taishin right

>>542081118
What's this weird fascination for throwing around the worst pedophile nowadays.

The real main story kino starts when it's about the Golden Generation. Just hodl, READbros.

I did a 10 roll on gold city and got dupe bobo
Clearly she loves ojisans more

>>542081264
I’m glad my dick edit is still around

>>542081331
You mean she's the one dicking the black stallions, she was the boss of the gym irl

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsters
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

>>542081118
You don't belong here

>>542081509
Don't hurt me

>>542081504
Bourbon’s body is insane

>>542081503
this looks kino so yeah i'll be there to read

Will parent borrowing ever get an upgrade? I've had the same 9* Stam Uma as my parent since before the first CM and I still get all 100 CP most days.
Feels like I have no reason to change the parent.

>>542079869
That's against the rules

Is Biwa Hayahide's head really that big...?

>>542081682
with time the white sparks will matter more, but i don't think a direct upgrade will be received

Why do people keep posting the same photos of Gold City's story if so "many" people rolled for her as per this general?
I'm beginning to...

>>542081706
It's not. It's ginormous.

>>542081641
hags that disguise themselves as students to rape young trainers

Rules? Like I give a shit.

>>542081497
Pedophilia is bad yes, but I honestly don't get how that word is being thrown around like it's enough to shut someone down entirely. And it's being thrown nonchalantly towards people who jack off to drawings. Meanwhile we have people who prey on children in power and they stay in there.

>>542081792
As per the general internet, you will mostly hear about fags who did something and rarely the people who didn't.

>

>>542081896
nowadays people see anime characters who look young and call them pedophile, its sad

>>542081147
>first successful run: Bourbon
>first hot springs: Bourbon
Good.

>>542081682
What does this expression convey?

>>542082003
imagine the smell

Bros are we going to play the new upcoming Horse Racing Manager on steam?

>>542081147
>Tachyon
so lucky

>>542081147
I'm going to go broke

I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream I need to scream

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby

>>542081792
I didn't roll for her if that makes you feel any better

>>542081896
Let's stop attacking pedophiles

>>542082063
Need to make some future triple crown winners with Bourbon so bad

WHAT THE HECK, DON'T GIVE TWIN TURBO THAT DEBUFF WHAT ARE YOU DOING TORAINA-SAN!

>>542082129
>launches in 3 hours
>no price tag yet
>esl-tier english all over the steam page
hmmm, nyo

>>542082175
>hey why are you attacking these people who aren't actually doing anything harmful to real people? go turn your attention to those who actually harm real people!
>retard takes it as "Let's start ignoring those who harm real people!"
many such cases

>>542081147
eeeeeeeez

>>542081147
At least it's not Umamusume A. That bitch ugly.

>>542081792
It's easy (You)bait. Do you really want me to post about how Gold City invites you to the love hotel

>>542081147
It's the one you had the most tickets with actually

>>542082460
Where did her ears go?

>>542082485
That's clearly El Condor Pasa you blind idiot. Look at her mask.

>>542080004
Dia paizuri.

>>542082494
Hidden, like a normal human being.

I'm sick and tired of you faggots calling me Dumb Falcon. Some of you guys are alright, don't come to /uma/ tomorrow.

>>542082559
>anon can't read

>>542081147
It was Ulala but I accidentally skipped over it so it doesn't count.

>>542082312
>esl-tier english all over the steam page
Reminds me of this odd school management thing. The game is actually quite enjoyable, but It's clearly not made by Japs or English speaking people.
>>542082548
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

I'd rather you rest up fully before emerging from your cocoon.

bunnies>uma

>>542082683
I played that one. Game is easy that it's more like a cute sandbox than anything. Academia: School Simulator is better if you want a real school management game.

You should be honest and apologize.

>>542082768
What did he mean by that?

>>542082661
Which T-Doll is this?

>>542082790
okay i'll bite, why is the girl from bunny garden walking around while drunk? and how is she still in one piece after being hit by two cars?

Make a quiet exit.

Man I gotta say, Bouquet’s racing outfit is really beautiful and suits her so well. What are your favorite uma racing outfits so far?

>>542082808
Well yeah, I only said that it's enjoyable and better than one would think. Never cared much about Academia, but the last time I played was forever ago.

Just eat ze fucking vegetables already Sweep Tosho you brat.

>>542082768
why did bakushin think i was going to have new years sex with her

>>542082809
yada

Tama sexo

>>542082938
>anon can't survive a car crash
ngmi

Let's have lunch first.

>>542082808
>>542082683
You guys know any simulator game where you do research like in Ruri Rocks? I recently watched that anime and the whole process of looking for the sapphire sounds like it could be fun as a game
Uma musume.

Agree with Seiun Sky.

>>542082945
I really like dia’s and her stupidly large sleeves

>>542083036
My cute wife, that will NEVER EVER be!

>>542083036
Why does she wear the hoodie over her school uniform? Does she want to look homeless

Mejiro making

guess who's having hot gay sex at the hot springs

>>542083334
How else would you wear it?

Do I go for it?

>>542083387
based boyfaggot lover

"Emperor..." what a joke...

>said yeppers IRL
i think it's time to seek psychological help

>>542083413
I wouldn't

>>542079380 (OP)
Oguri is evil!

>>542083460
Did you wear a button-up collared shirt and take a rolling suitcase to school?

>>542083545
Yes. Why?

>>542083385
Feels so good making Mejiros

>>542083439
no train wit instead

>>542083036
>>542083169
Cute

>>542083545
No but no one else at Tracen wears a weird ass hoodie

>>542083617
I like how she wears the jacket in non G1 races

>>542083629
She gets cold. So what?

>0lb kitasan
>1lb super creek
Which one should I take for the selector? How many lb crystal dupes do we get from half anni?

>>542083617
Imagine not liking this gal, what a gigantic faggot one must be.
>>542083629
>Stop being different reeeeeeeee

>>542083597
We don't like fag sex here

>>542083629
She runs cooler than other umas! She needs someon- er, something, to warm her up anon!

>>542083807
McQueen looks closer to a boy than Ryan

>>542083610
too late

>>542083732
1 selector 1 limit breaker
so just do lb3 super creek and perma borrow kitasan, roll for kitasan rerun later.

>>542082945
Yukino Bijin has the best one imo

>Train me, or else
>You would be wise to train me
Well, /uma/?

>>542083874
>watermark
>that quality/res
nyooo

>>542083901
You ain't fooling anyone, Teio

>>542083617
too skinny. Now this, this is peak uma performance whether you like it or not.

>>542083387
remember to use protection

I actually had a god roll on inspirations, all I needed was a few rainbows.

For fan farms, do I just ignore this have stats carry me?

>>542084014
Damn, Tracen has both condoms and a PMC. Is Tracen a Zaibatsu?

>>542082398
AI gen cp basically solved pedophilia anyway. There's no argument against it other than moralfagging and it should look just like real cp at this point.
Nothing different between jerking off to AI gen and loli. Of course fucking an actual kid is still bad, I'm only talking about porn.

>>542083965
Don't look at me, I just stole a bunch of Dicta screenshots from twitter, I'm too lazy to take my own

>>542083982
You're just into fatties is all, tho I have those images saved as well.

Isn't this already exist in the global carat shop?

>>542084184
They reset them every half anni

>>542084104
Not any school can have families like the Mejiro and the Satono among its ranks

>>542083982
>that belly
peak

>no hype for cancer cup
What went wrong?

>>542084236
Cygenerous... I can keep supporting the best game

>>542084264
Any other reasonable school would turn down a renowned family of rapists.

>>542084184
>Isn't this already exist
Holy ESL, Batman!

>>542084236
based based based

>>542084236
Thank you for taking my money so graciously Cygenerous!

>>542084094
You get a higher fan bonus with a better mood

If Uma maintenance is only one hour then why the fuck is granblue maintenance EIGHT hours

>>542084419
Since when? The game only talks about increased Training Efficiency.

>>542084236
Now I feel like having to clear them out before the anni, they're really good at this fuck
>>542084323
It's supposed to be
>Doesn't this already exist
right? My bad

>>542084453
Crazy amounts of rigging is happening behind the scenes.

>>542084469
he's gaslighting you

>>542084312
>>542084383
>>542084389
>>542084520

>>542083951
Better bento on the right

>>542084236
>Can buy them every 4 months instead thanks to the accelerated schedule
Dolphins eating good

Cap is now unstoppable
Cafe is a little shit, never getting wet

>>542084296
I played room matches and saw it's a complete RNG fest even if you are using the supposed "consistent" strategy of frontrunners, why be excited

>>542084520
>right?
Correct.
>>542084569
Sounds like /uma/

What causes skill hints to not proc? It's happened several times.

>>542084520
>Now I feel like having to clear them out before the anni
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's feeling this way

>>542084590
Arigreato Gozaithankyou!

>>542084676
you have to kiss your screen 4 times for them to appear

>>542084590
your disgusting ugly mug is gone, fired even
leave

>>542084676
Luck

>>542084676
Are you watching all the winning concerts? If you don't watch your trainee's concerts, sometimes they feel hurt, and even if they don't show it they'll tell their friends, who will refuse to give you the hints because of it.

>>542084236
finally, my mark of shame can be hidden

>>542084453
I would say the bigger money machine gets privileges

Why did Vodka run Derby instead of Oaks anyway? What happened to Triple Tiara

>>542084094
Yes, but it isn't really stats that carry you but Angling and Scheming. So long as you have 600 Speed and Stam you should be able to win majority of races so long as you have Angling and Scheming.
Anything else is less consistent but still doable.

for some time i was reading oguri's title as starlight beast instead of starlight beat but honestly beast sounds better and she is indeed a god damned beast

>>542084676
The game needed a 5829164th layer of RNG to fuck you, please understand.

>>542084676
>>542084910
This and don't skip to race results

>>542084296
Rng isn’t fun, at least the previous CM’s had clear win conditions

>>542084520
Looks like the sMaru banner is the best way to clear them out on, saves you a spark before the riko/nature/kitasan rerun

>>542084994
McQueen... What a joke.

>>542084941
Daiwa had won Shuka so no Tiara for Vodka anyways

>>542084951
I use the ogurin for dirt races, hence why the mood hits awful after so many races

>>542084923
You'll fall for it again, don't worry

>>542084991
>Rng isn’t fun
It's exactly what makes it fun. Seeing a Taishin proc Iron to Red Shift, seeing Curren activate #LookAtCurren at the perfect time, seeing Suzuka manage to take the lead over Seiun and Dumb Falcon is more fun than GoldShit just winning with Anchors.

>>542084296
This CM is so fucking RNGpilled that it fucking hurts.
>They brought a Blockushin? Lose.
>Didn't Proc Groundwork? Lose.
>Didn't Proc A&S? Lose.
>Didn't get enough Mid Velocity skills? Lose.
>Did everything right but that Late Surger with 200 less speed and power than you procced On Your Left and Iron? Lose.
>Was it your Late Surger that procced everything but their Taishin procced Encroaching into Red Shift and didn't get brocked? Lose.

>>542084941
>>542085089
Oka sho*
Which Daiwa won too.

Didn't chinks and gooks get 5+ borrows on their servers early on? Why the fuck are we still stuck at 3?

Hanshin Juvenile Opera Os...?

>>542085282
huge heads

Bros what the FUCK
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>542083597
I want fag sex
gimme sauce

why didnt tachyon just tell the others she broke her foot

>>542085375
Please enable the agenda I just missed a ton of races for my parent run

>>542085246
So your team is just one front runner and she has 200 wit? Sounds like a you problem.

>>542085509
she has no friends who will care genuinely

>>542085520
>he hasn't already memorized when the races happen

Stop forcibly taking my energy away with awful SSR events that I don't have in my deck game.

>>542085509
Neuroticism and a superiority complex. You can't show weakness to the sheeple, anon!

>Irrelevant catchphrases or copypasta.
Jannies acting uppity again, like they actually care for the rules.

>>542085606
The sad thing is I have memorized when they are, I just forget to look at the calendar up top until it is too late.

Bros my Seuin relies on concentration as a third skill for groundwork. Is that okay? I thought it always procced but someone mentioned wit activation a few threads ago and now I’m not sure. I’ve literally never seen it not proc but she has about 550 wit so I’m not sure if I’m just gambling without even knowing.

>>542085823
Mambo danchou what are you doing

>>542085375
Finally getting rid of the bots

>>542083387
Should've been me

huh

>>542086000
>Implying implications

>>542085963
Both Focus and Groundwork are wit checks. It means you're gambling on two skills instead of one.

>>542086071
human pussy

>>542085963
It has a wit check, you can go look on gametora, it's not the worst thing but it will probably lose you some races

>>542085282
CUTE

>>542086071
threesome together with Creek

Who's it gonna be?

>>542086137
Ya. Exclusively for me.

>>542081118
Never.

>>542085282
Oguri likes touching minors

>>542086243
BWO? YOUR BRIGHTNESS!?

>>542086243
air groove

>>542086376
Sorry I'm streaming it and have HDR on.

>>542086443
>I have HDR on
Then you took the effort to gamma correct, look at you.
>And streaming
But why... with HDR on as well, in a game that doesn't even natively have it.

I want to divorce my uma.

I want to marry my uma

>>542086247
Me and super creeks trainer I'm a horse

I want to elope with my uma

>doing fan run with oguri so I don't get kicked out of club
>try the asahi fillies
>get blasted and end in 10th
>run the hopeless stakes next turn
>first place
the fillies were strong

I'm sorry Satono Diamond I would rather train Kitasan Black.

>>542086743
It is off to Epsatono Island for you

I really love when I get a connection error at the very end of a career and it skips the sparks screen.

>>542081497
>>542081896
My theory is that it's a gaslight operation to criminalize anime fans and detract attention from groups that really do it
Notice how they shame lolicons as "pedos" but never furries as "zoophiles"
And how the focus is on the pedo allegations against fictional entities, but not against bad actors irl, or in protecting victims from real danger
I'll leave it at that and won't dig into it anymore because of the implications on politics and I don't want another ban for off topic reporting faggots
Do you guys think fillies remain deliciously small until the end of their lives or they end up as washed up hags like the rest?

>>542086743
Sorry but they come in a bundle

>>542086637
why in the fresh fuck would you burry your face on a horse's nuts or crotch in general

el Satoniño...

>>542086896
their body change before giving birth since they would die otherwise

>>542086937
beast_rimming

If you had the choice to breed with Mejiros or Satonos, who would you guys choose?

>>542085282
still smaller heads than hayahide

>>542087107
there are 7 Mejiros but only 2 Satonos, I think the answer is obvious

>>542086637
Why are white women like this?

>>542087107
Neither. Naritas are hotter.

man she's intense

>>542086937
Because white woman

>>542085236
Thankfully we're back to golshi game next CM
>anchor's into condor fury into let's pump/flowery move into red shift/shooting into thine emperor into win
wow so fun!

>>542087107
Can I choose the Mejiros but just breed Dober 24/7

>>542086637
Is there a whole genre of videos of horse girls (white women) doing "stunts" on their horses like this showing off?

>>542087318
cutie

>>542087375
My Maveric proc'd like 90% of the races last CM, nobody bothers with it

>>542087375
are you the one that double circled marverick

>>542087318
yes like that

>>542087190
based

>>542087208
She’s so Sirius

>>542087014
Silly anon
There's c-section now

>>542087318

>>542087375
>That feel when I have reading problems
Just like half of america

>>542087395
Great taste!

>>542087375
WHAAAAT

>>542087350
*Woof*

>>542087439
but thats literally not how maverick works, its based on end/ls/pace/front.

You're describing Lone wolf, fool.

>>542087489
>t.

>>542087208
>>542087350
ARF ARF

>>542087179
Bro?

>>542087498
Doesn't Angling have to proc a skill check too?
I feel like fronts are super inconsistent if you're depending on focus

Mayano Top Cun

>>542087694
I mean as playable umas

>>542087743
Disgusting
What redhead wears pink
She should take it off

>>542083169
Why is she a never ever? Is she also owned by that Deep Impact guy?

>>542086896
>Do you guys think fillies remain deliciously small until the end of their lives
Umas canonically reach their "optimal form" and stay like that until the end of their life so yes they do stay that small.

>>542087743
this brat harass you for over 3 years and Tracen doesn’t do anything

>>542087706
angling seems to have a very high proc rate as long as the condition is met

>>542087107
>want to breed Dia
>want to breed Ardan
How does a man decide

Wait what do you mean go DOWN? FRIENDSHIP CAN GO DOWN?

>>542087861
imagine liking an uma called Soccer Boy

L'arc

>>542087937
Why not both?
Fucking betas

>>542087881
imagine having a mom that looks like Nishino Flower having a child that looks like Ramonu

>>542087861
They don't own the rights for the actual horse, and even if they get it now, they would never just rename her, instead creating a whole new character.
In other words: The one we know and love will never come to the game.

>>542087992
SHOULD'VE SENT IKEZOE
IT WAS RIGGED

>>542087706
All non-green skills you purchase require wit checks to activate.

>>542088015
t.

>>542087924
A wit check is still a wit check you, lower wit means you can fail angling if its inherited

>>542087970
Say mean things, lose friends
What's not to understand

Finally, after 3 months... a monostat 9*...

Any umas out there that owe me sex?

DANCHOU IS PLAYING BLUE PROTOCOL INSTEAD OF FARMING FANS.

>>542087905
THIS BRAT MAKES ME VERY ANGRY

>>542088021
good thing I not watching the anime then

>>542088017
I mean, Stay Gold has like dozens of children and she's one of the smallest umas in the game so you don't need to imagine.

>>542088105
And yet I fucked both your umas fucking beta cuck

>>542087970
Yes. She doesn't like it if you pick the bottom option.

You're a virgin.

>>542088151
My danchou is playing BF6

>>542088196
Why did so many umas breed with this hobo

>>542088245
a virgin is more valuable than a slut nowadays

>>542088178
What a weird thing to say, after pretending to care about the character.

>>542088390
oops I forgot to say I'm not that anon

Are cards like Fine Motion or Super Creek worth using at 0LB?
I've had a creek sitting on my account forever and just got my first fine motion, but maybe they're like Kitasan and only worth using at max which I have to borrow because I only have the one sparked copy lol

>>542088151
you still have time to quit and find a new club, i would

>>542088015
I think you're getting too worked up over of this.

>>542088464
What an even odder thing to do, to pretend to be another anon.

>>542088143
I have 3 8* ones and that's good enough for me.

post uma musukos

>>542088575
meh

>>542088575
Dude, he's literally not me

anyone want to join a club pushing for A+ this month!

>>542088623
>>542088640
Extremely odd behavior...

>>542080473
test

>>542088245
I'm saving myself for Umawife

>>542088623
>>542088640
>>542088704

>>542088550
creek is ok if you need maestro and you need that kita borrow. fm is not worth running until lb2-3.

>>542082768
imagine merging in the cocoon with bakushin

>>542088609
Dude in the back just gave up

>>542088165
lol

coming soon

>>542088550
Only Creek because Swinging Maestro is that necessary.

>>542088869
Can't wait.

>>542088550
I don't think Creek has ever left my dick yet.

is Teio okay?

>>542088869
Not saying I hate it, but is Eishin one of the most fan remade characters in fanart and comics? I read her regular story and she really isn't that for (You) and is more of a time autist than a dork.
Is her career story different?

>>542089096
that Germany travel hooked a lot of people it seems

>>542088893
Would it be a dumb move to get LB1 Creek from the ticket + uncap material instead of uncapping my LB0 Kita? I feel like getting Creek and then borrowing Kita until her rerun sounds like a better move than just coping with LB1/LB2 Kita while borrowing MLB Creek

>>542089074
If you're doing that, you might as well eat her pussy out too.

>>542088151
my danchode is playing v*lorant

>>542089209
>that Germany travel hooked
ESL, please...

>>542088245
What an odd thing to just blurt out without any lead up or warning.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm NOT playing goo goo babies.

>>542089339
extremely odd

My danchode has been playing blue protocol all day
It's so over for my club

>>542089375
Fus Ro..

>>542089243
Save the uncap until you want to MLB something

>>542089346
This is why it is extremely dangerous for trainers to be alone with a species that is stronger and faster than they are.

>threads are longer than 3 hours
Finally oh my god. So what's the big cards coming up for the trainer who specializes in front runner parents?

>>542089263
My danchou is immortal3 and is in the bottom half of farming fans. He’s not even hitting quota

I am playing goo goo babies.

>>542089443
how do you know unless you have them added on steam...

>>542089527
Roll Summer Maruzensky (Uma)
Roll Riko/Rice
Roll Valentines Bourbon
Roll Summer Maruzensky (Card)

>>542089598
discord isn't allowed so we made a steam group
we have about 5 members and we're planning to overthrow danchode

>>542089504

>>542089527
boy tummy

>>542089557
fuck ya gonna do, leave? LOL

I want this card so bad.

>>542089598
You don't have yours added on steam for game nights? Your clan sucks

>>542089684

>>542089620
CUTE!

>>542089738
my cute luna...

>>542080108
I had a bizarre 500k round today after never scoring above like 430k.

Maybe there's something in the water.

>>542089641
I didn't know about that card. what the fuck lol

>>542089861
You probably ran into a witgod, it's more common if you raise your team rank

Fine Motion got dethroned from the monarch of Ireland...

>>542089861
>>542089997
I haven't seen a witgod in weeks.
I think they all have rankings so high that I can't run into them anymore until I get a full squad of A+ umas.

>>542080154
Horses (before foalslop) were truly a different breed.

>>542090217
stop posting

I honestly wish my club had a discord or steam group. You all are rather gonna fight the ingame filter for 15 minutes and eventually give up than attempt to socialize.

>>542090139
I see them a bit in A3

>>542089853
!

>>542089853
>>542089976
>>542090056
Is there any art of Opera's ears getting rubbed by trainer...

>>542083951
#ChooseCurren

>>542080154
My Mustang is faster

>>542090105
>Its real
Yo wtf, why would they change that now!

>>542090264
>socialize
isn't that the purpose of this thread

I just realized all the Seiun parents I built for SMaru will have to be remade starting from the grandparents because it has dogshit compatibility.

i have 1lb creek
do we ever get more uncap items? or am i going to be perma stuck at 3lb

>>542089641
was comparing rice to creek and creeks not a big gap better. Still kinda confused why jpvets/fags have been saying all power cards are junk when surely everyone will continue using 1-3 for mile/sprint and maybe one for med

You're just jealous because your favorite horse has no ear rubbing art

>>542090456
I'm planning on having to fully rebuild my Seiun parents every 6 months at least. I'm already seeing a big falloff in borrows the past few days.

>>542090530
nyes

>>542090536
Because you're rolling for Riko, not Rice. Rice is just the other card that happens to be okay instead of utter dogshit like Dia-chan in Kita's banner.

If Pace is bad then wouldn't it be worth to gamble on pace promotion+Maverick+A&S

>>542090456
what grandparents are you using?

>>542090624
Everyone calls Marusenzky and Seek the pearl hags but she is the final hag boss

>>542090680
you will never overtake decently built front. might as well go for true gamba at that point.

>>542079608
we really are just Fate for horses

>>542090624
Wonder a cute

>>542090709
The game has stages, something for everyone, just like IMAS.

>>542090671
uh yea i know riko is the true goal, wasn't what i was getting at.

Do you guys do anything in the background while playing careers? I've been playing Sailwind, since it takes a while to get between islands in the tiny starter boats, and it's low attention-investment when underway unless you run into a storm.

>>542090705
Pasa and Grass.

>>542090801
theres literally an imas scenario https://gametora.com/umamusume/grand-live

>>542090624
grandpa love

>>542090027
I thought this was an OS joke and sat here staring at this for a minute

>>542090902
im shitposting in here while doing careers because im bored out of my fucking mind grinding fans

>>542090680
You're gambling on a lot of midrace skills but it's definitely doable on low-front rooms. You'll probably need curvature+double circle mile/pace corner+slipstream+ramp up+pto and even after all that I'm not sure you can overtake strong fronts because of how this track forces everyone to hug the inner rail before the corner.
It's much easier to just play with lates - one furious feat proc and if you don't get blocked you just win

>>542090902
I play high impact video games while I let my CPU play for me.

>>542090932
>Welcome to Um@musume: Horseshoe Girls! As a producer of the idol production company 564PRO
Of fucking course it is
>One of the VAs once accidentally said "Producer-San" at a big live event
>>542090951
BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKA

>>542090902
I usually watch youtube or something

>>542089527
i actually tear up when i think about how seichan doesn't exist... am i in too deep bros

>>542090902
I need to lock in or it will take 2 hrs per career

>season 1 means we will never get the Golden Gen kino anime we deserved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQf-Serpv2A

>>542090902
I play Rune Factory 5.

>>542090105
Why? I don't think any Irish people give a fuck.

I still somehow haven't gotten the Senior Sprint Triple Crown epithet after 16ish runs

Do any other japanese horses have a world record in an race/event or is it just Almond Eye?

>>542090624
I love granny so much

>>542090902
Potentially.

>>542091237
>grass vs spe kino was heavily compressed for the latter glazing suzuka non-stop

>>542090680
Maybe really high wit is required for pace otherwise she'll lag behind fronts too much most of the time.

>>542090624
She's like Maruzensky and Super Creek merged together

>>542091474
Holy fucking shit she is so goddamn cute and oddly endearing.

>>542089096
She's really for (You) though. Aggressively even.

>>542090902
The only downtime in my careers is fucking CONNECTING... taking half a second every time.

>>542091529
>>542091237
we just need 1999 Tenno Sho autumn - Japan Cup - Arima movie ngl

>>542091683
In career? I didn't find it so in her character story.

>Failed Maiden Race
>1st place Fillies
>5th place Hopeless Stakes
>1st Place 2nd OP Race
>No Groundwork first inspiration, nor any useful sparks of any kind at all
>Migraine Mood Down into Night Owl 2 nights before Summer which isn't cured by resting
>Bad Mood to start off in Summer
>No stamina rainbows in Summer
>Tissue from Raffle
>No Groundwork spark 2nd Inspiration
>Literally ZERO rainbows 2nd Summer
I mean, at least everything went wrong so I wasn't even able to garner a shred of hope for this run. If I had got Mile S I'd have been mad pissed.

someone said uma is the labubu of gacha and weebery in general, I wanted to say he was wrong but then I couldn't think of an even more normie dogshit gacha other than genshit.
Maybe I'm not as much of an outlier as I thought I was.

>>542080073
they fucked up with brian because they're trying to tiptoe around the real hors's trainer's stupidity

>>542089469
How often are we getting those uncaps?

>read random horse story
>already crying
HOW does this game have a direct line to my heart

>>542091929
Someone sure is easy to impress.

how much time until maintenance?

>>542091846
who's that next to my retarded wife

>>542091929
KS Miracle’s career story is unironically kino

>>542083123
Kiss Seiun Sky.

>>542091836
Oh I almost forgot
>Seiun Sky progresses her Events to completion in Junior year, so I have fuck all stamina and she agemasens her skill
>URA Director Event but don't have enough Power to get the Carrots so instead of a free +30 Energy and BOFA I get a Mood down.

Waiting for Mecha Biwa... any year now...

>>542080073
just think brian's story is like fgo London chapter

>>542091998
Helios

>>542091868
All the genshinlikes are more popular though.
Normalfags don't really *play* uma.

>>542080909
Thanks for the Air groove suggestion, I just did a quick sprint build and managed to beat my old record and got 488k! I'm in disbelief. My sprint team got 114k points.

I replaced my only A+ uma with an A to keep the team rank under A as I assume i'll die racing against A rank teams.

>>542091868
literally just a normie retard saying (current thing) is like (current thing)
as a normie myself just pay no mind to people like that
>>542092006
hold seiun sky's hand while you fish together on a sunday morning

>>542080073
I honestly thought Top Gun would be way more relevant there considering their legendary Hanshin Daishoten

>>542091868
Everything is the labubu of everything, if you think about it
What a fucking retard

>>542092025
>URA Director Event but don't have enough Power to get the Carrots so instead of a free +30 Energy and BOFA I get a Mood down.
Does that event have a power requirement??

>>542092190
Isn't it random?

>>542092190
rng bby

>the real horse gets excited over human's pheromone, but doesn't care for other horses
>first support card appearance shows her wearing nightgown
What do they mean by this?

>>542092190
It's definitely based off of your Power because it mentions you needing more power to dig the carrots up. People assume it works how Gold skills work, the higher your stat the more likely it is that you get the Gold skill if you have the option of getting a white or a gold.

I think Rice Shower is a villain.

>1050 speed by end of senior summer
>only single rainbows in either speed or power until URA finale
Shiraoki-sama knows better I suppose

>>542092360
She's a villain because she makes my dick dastardly.

>>542092360
she's stolen many hearts

>>542092360
I think rice fags are just as bad as tachy fags... actually, that's unfair insult to rice fags, tachy people are FAR FAR worse

i love my daughter daiwa scarlet but i was hoping she would find a big strong man to pass her genes. instead she keeps gooning and fingering herself furiously to vodka and me and tachyon can hear our daughter moan her name loudly at 2 am. her room smells like fish and i don't know what to do

Hey, Crescent Moon. Do you also come to be lost like I do?
When I cover you with my hand, you shine down a soft light on me.

The brightness that shines beyond dim lights
I run toward it to seek it.
I stuff my mind with
the thoughts that have never left my mouth

Now, my tiny prayer
Has been cast under the wide sky.
One day, just like you, I want to be
Someone who can care for and shine down on others.
This is my secret.

reminder that rice shower gets hard countered by ooniges
>lost 1992 arima because of palmer and helios
>lost 1993 tenno sho because taabo was there
>lost 1993 arima because palmer was there
>lost 1994 arima because taabo was there

Agnes Digital is just in one month or so

>>542092782
Palmer when? I wanna roll for my Gyaru wife.

>>542090416
4chan is anonymous, anons here can just larp

>>542092710
how did you type this without cringing to death? thats sad man

>Be Tachyfag for 4 years
>Umamusume global boom happens
>Group of normalfag friends start talking about and watching the anime
>"Hey anon do you like Umamusume?"
>Pretend I don't know anything about it
>Talk about which Uma is their favorite happens
>"Haha anon looks like he would totally be a Guinea Pig for Tachyon"
>"Yeah haha he is that type of guy
>"W-what no way, shut up idiots I don't even know what this franchise is"
>"How long have you been playing anon?"
>"Huh I have to go" disconnect from call
They fucking know I'm a Guinea Pig now... Fuck my life, I can't go back, and they want to meet in person for some beers this weekend.

>>542092710
sorry anon but it sounds like a terminal case of girlfailure. i hope you had other kids

>>542092909
Anon, I want you to take this gently, but I find it hard to believe you here.

>>542092909
>Agnes reddit

>>542092909
how old are you anon?

>agnes reddit
>agnes 4chan

>>542092909
>Be Tachyfag
Stopped reading there

>>542092909
if you're going to post this pasta at least dont use my fiancee pokke

>>542091868
Autistic spreadsheet games with extreme levels of grinding are not usually normie games

>>542092909
Least mentally ill Tachyon fan

>>542088021
they actually do have the rights now, soccer boy is owned by shadai

>>542092943
Kill yourself for posting that picture.

>>542092886
Anons here are always larping like >>542092909

It's a site of shit that never happened because people want to farm (You)'s and attention

>jungle twitter
>reddit tachyon

>>542089074
animal ears are the best

>>542093106
it's until they start quitting which is already happening

>>542092360
Rice is a HERO

I want Daiwa Scarlet to rape me and force her huge tits on my dick and on my mouth and force her lips on mine and her tongue onto mine while she furiously rides my dick like she's going to die if she doesn't ride it

>>542092360
She killed millions with her throat, yes.

>>542093098
But this aligns perfectly with Pokkefags since you can't stop thinking about Tachyon

>>542093197
more like HEEL-o

>>542092909
Kid, you have to be 18 to post here.
>>542093182
Best girl
>>542093124
I stand corrected on that point, but the other sadly stands true.

542093208
didn't ask

>>542093197
Rice is H and Ero!

>>542092909
I hope you're Indonesian so this post is less embarassing

>>542093208
based cow trainer

horses literally don't have rights or likeness. cygames are just fucking autistic and won't add an uma if the owner doesn't sign off, but there's nothing actually stopping them from adding deep impact or any other horse that an owner refuses to approve for umafication.

>>542093130
keep sneeding
>>542093231
why would pokkefags like tachyon you retard

>>542093176
>Bing Halo
>Crystal Cafe

>>542093330
>This company is just acting in good faith and wants to treat everyone involved in a friendly fashion
Okay. Your point?

Which should I throw in the CM lads?

7500 x 3 = 22500
22500/50 = 450 days of free pull
Banners overlap with each other so it's hard to get an actual number for that, but surely 450 daily pulls is enough for each half anni right...? Trying to justify if dropping 240 dollars every 6 months and clearing the 7500 packs is worth it or not...

how do THIS many retards fall for a copypasta

>>542093231
play the game retard

>>542093461
Don't forget you can always reply to yourself until it gets annoying

>>542093461
we're bored and its fun to shit on others

>4chan
>surprised people are going for bait
>even if only for the fun of it
lol
lmao
rofl

>get lb3 brian card
>Results improve drastically
Its either a sleeper hit card with that 2 spd bonus because rainbows and wit training with her is so much speed or my deck is just that dogshit

>>542093271
Rice is PURE

>>542093582
PURE DOG SHIT LMAO GOT 'EM!

yeah, pure sex

>>542093582
pure sex

>>542093563
why she treats Machan like that...

>>542093406
It takes generational talent to make two A-ranked umas so disgustingly bad

>>542092909
Ehhh Anon you have friends?

>>542093406
they say curvature is useless on lates because you will end up on someones ass.
>focus
right probably dies coz staminalet. redo it

>>542093461
not much to do

>>542092782
Rice shower only shows her true power against great opponents

>>542093787
what should I work on? Besides getting luckier with S ranks