Thread 542097437

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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010
• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

bang bang bing

Someone post the full version of this with all the other cephs.

bang bing

Fatties are welcome beyond this point

boo!my

teehee pick me and not these troons I steal other /ink/ers signature outfits

ok can we all agree that the OP is the stupidest and most low effort ritualpost of this shitty general

Comedy Gold ballin.

>>542097437 (OP)
What a Great pic OP!! Great choice

woomass

its funny watching kold schizo off his meds where hes jealous that rainy a fat 40+ year old mexican who shits on him in pbs with respawn punisher eliter get free aislop but at the same times has to defend his pedophilia porn addiction he started with splatoon 3 but for splatoon 1 the tagine was "youre a kid youre a squid" theyre playable children youre sexualizinf minors

>>542103102
meds

when was the last time you played side order

>>542104262
Like 4 days after it came out

>>542104262
Last month. But I've gotten too lazy to keep up with my story mode points and side order orbs for the free money so I haven't in a while.

Whoever drew this can you Halloween spookify it?

>>542104257
>Off model
2 spooky 4 me

>>542113853
The roles are wrong

>>542114278
that's why it's funny

>he still plays splatoon 3

lmao

>>542119232
only on saturdays

>>542119232
What else is there to play?

>>542130039
splatoon 2

pfffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>542120101
veemos will fuck anything that moves

imagine if woomies and veemoes stored pee in their tank instead of ink hahahaaahahaa

>>542133829
and that's why she's a good woomy

imagine if you stopped posting forever

I hanker for a hunk of
a slab or slice or chunk of
I hanker for a hunk of beebs

>douser doesn't know how to deal with boris

at hlm no less

>>542107072
Thanks anon.

No fatties allowed beyond this point

>>542142791
if you're so smart then prove you know.. of course i know, i'm just asking you to tell us so we know you know.. if you know what i mean

>>542154201
I always have trouble with eyes so this is kinda helpful.

>>542145608
wrong >>542097624

>>542156286
That was then, this is now

Give me one ceph and one color

>>542163094
GreatTusks, orange.

>>542163094
Callie
Mauve

>>542163094
Agent 4
Fuchsia

>>542163094
Agent 8
Skobeloff

>>542163094
>>542099721
>>542099982

>>542163193
>>542164458
you literally sit on /ink/ all day waiting for artists but you never play

>>542164847
kold you literally sit on X all day waiting for artists to tweet free art giveaways but you never play

>>542165371
not him idiot

kek he got immediately caught

>>542165598
you’re dumb

Anybody wanna fish for a Joe at rotato?

>>542167907
sure

>>542167907
i can

>>542167978
>>542168185
okay

GGs 1king fish

>>542167907
gggggggggggsssssssssssssssss G and S

bgs playing with you is torture

ggs

>>542171493
kold why are you like this you don't even play

Two years of this.

>the kold schizo was G all along
I'm only surprised I didn't notice this sooner

>>542172410
retard

>>542172410
Are you being intentionally dense?

>it was ballin
>wait rainy
>actually nono
>no gt
>actually it's greazer
in all seriousness why is this fucking schizo mormon still allowed here

Faggotoro was in the DUDE stream and played like shit

>>542177493
I don't watch black streamers

Racist scum out of my general

DUDE isn't even good, I'd take Prochara over him anytime.

>>542174056
not grezar. goji

I don't care about e-celebs

Did one of kolds passive aggressive comments really dig into ballins skin to the point where he started obsessing over him 24/7

>>542180232
>choosing between mid and mid

i remember when people in this general were X rank
now people max out at S+
what a decline

>>542182784
S+ is the X rank though

>>542182784
At least we got rid of aeroschizo

>>542182784
It's X battles and not X rank so that little johnny at 500 X power won't "derank" and can still stay and play and show up on your team.

>>542182515
>correctly identifies goji
>immediate unrelated kold post
the jig is up footfag

I don't think I like this game anymore....

>>542189023
Join the club.

>>542189023
What finally broke you?

>>542189252
Matchmaking

>>542189252
Lack of new kits
apathy while playing
always ends with me feeling like I wasted my time
I got three years out of the game at least and I'll still buy raiders.

>play game every day for 3 years
>....chat.... i think.... i'm tried of.... this game.....

>>542189023
kek your dog is ugly

>>542190586
French breed

>>542189023
Take a break, it's not like you'll miss out on anything.

Well, I know I'm not buying 4.

Raiders news is happening tonight.

>>542191791
you'll buy it day one.

>>542192351
Nta but I'd buy it one day, not day one given nintendos recent track record.

>>542191227
Careful don't mention the french

>>542193316
Left.

>>542193316
S2 vs S3

>>542193316
and people say 3 didn't ruin woomies

>>542174056
>>542180650
>>542182515
>>542184882
Get a room, you faggots.

>draw woomy
>looks like shit
>stop drawing woomy
Every time.

>>542196818
post your woomy please I still want to see her

>>542197468
hey /x/ I was by the water tonight and I ran into these mysterious creatures and took this picture before I ran away am I going to die

>>542198260
No you won't die your just going to hear constant Woomy Woomy Woomy in the walls of your house from now on.

Are you jealous, sanrio femroid?

https://x.com/interesting_aIl/status/1976619596091203793

>>542199376
rent ftee

i pay rent and i live woomy free

>>542197017
pbhhhh

>>542199376
How nice of you to think about us, now go die in a corner.

>>542200460
It still looks really good anon. What don't you like about it?

>>542199376
is this the fastest anyone one has gone full retard on random /ink/er?

>>542200460
When are you going to die from alcohol poisoning?

>>542097437 (OP)
Kill yourself

>>542201093
are you stupid? of course he likes it, he just wanted attention
all you have to say is "it's good" or "it's fine" and not ask questions

>>542201115
Tell her to stop avatarfagging then. She’s approaching nono/kek levels of annoying.

>>542202394
>getting this because someone use a character in their posts
really anon? are you angry for a couple pics? just close your eyes or change tabs
but if you are so worried about following the rules I would recommend you going to reddit, looks like a better place for you

looool

anyone wanna play some open?

>>542203603
>waaaa no one replied to me so I'm gonna post my reaction to the non-existent reply anyways
god you're annoying. I'm not even that anon either, you're officially worse than sketch

>>542204465
I'd actually compare her closer to Sadistic

i miss rz

I miss when our OPs were good

>>542204639
>constant avatarfagging
>easily picked out when they post
>brags about their "epic gameplay" when they actually suck ass
>derails the thread with their presence every time
Yeah I see how you'd think that

>>542204230
I can play for a while.

>>542201093
The perspective on the fish skull is fucked beyond belief and the way I draw characters never looks the way I wish they did. My stylization hides how fucking shit everything really is beyond messy lines.

>>542205172
It's fine. I wish I could draw this good.

>>542205172
I agree the scribbles aren't very enticing to look at but you do have a nice style and that's nothing to gawk at. Plus no one is going to be looking at the fish skull, they're going to be looking at the woomy.
Maybe if you want, open a new layer and onion skin the current draw, then try to draw over it and fix anything you think might need mending.

ill never understand bucket

>>542207648
slosh slosh dead
it's fun

>>542207914
>slosh slosh dead
>slosh slosh dead
WE WILL
WE WILL
SLOSH YOU

>>542207648
put ink in bucket
move mucket very fast
ink everywhere

>>542208209
That song is awful

>>542208462
????
And water is wet, what's your point??

>>542208209
>woomy you're a kid
>make big noise, playing only turf
>gonna make it to top X some day
>you've got ink on your face
>you big disgrace
>kicking your ink tank all over the place

GGs sh

rage against the mochine

GGs p

>>542210407
NO YOU CAN NOT FILL A SLOSHER WITH ICEE!! THESE. THESE ARE THE ICEE BUCKETS

vee-mo vee-mo wokyu

Raiders news doko

fish anyone?

>>542215264
>posting a thumbnail

>>542216242
tomorrow

>>542215264
>>542216762
I'm erect

nigger

>finally gold fish stick badge
doubt i will go for the remaining ones but it was fun

>playing sammies
>queue with a rando
>faggot has TTV in his name
>his character is an octoling
>brown
>wellwellwell.png
>go to his stream (on incognito cause I'm not giving a nigga a viewer)
>9 viewers
>Is complaining about everyone else's performance except his own
>he gets the lowest egg count and points out of the entire team
>mfw
KEK it's always the octiggers who complain while contributing absolutely nothing

>>542221150
post channel

>>542221307
Not giving an octo free promo

>>542221587
then it didn't happen

>>542222369
>nothing ever happens
You are a faggot.

Holy shit, the guy at the drive thru gave me free nuggets, HUGE

>>542223273
>replying to retards
Ignore the retard next time. Dont reply to me with some cope like how you think its funny or im le bored. You lost.

need a goth harmony to plap every night

>>542223418
what are you talking about schizo

This day has been going too well I am suspicious that something will happen soon.

>>542217160
cute woomy and her silly floppers

>>542193316
S3 > S2

>>542208719
can you block kold already so he can fuck off forever you're enabling his shit behavior

>>542223496
She's too dumb to feel angst

>>542225798
she dresses goth because she thinks it looks cool she is correct

>>542204915
That's the french

old mc[woomy!] had a farm

WAKE UP

>>542242102
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKE-UP

>>542244207
My Mariners :)

if you sliced a piece of shiver's flopper off and fried it, how would it taste?

>>542250313
like octopus? what kind of question is this? you want us to say something dumb like "i bet she tastes like semen from all the yebbies she had sex with omg yummy"

>>542250708
i bet she tastes extra salty

>>542249937
As a squib I yearned for the mines.

do i look
like i know
what a [woomy!] is?

1king fish?

>>542252569
Yes

>>542253220
Woomening.

>>542253531
I have a 10 minute ban from a d/c. I can play then if you're still up for it.

>>542253615
I'll be waiting.

>>542252156
wrong, try again

>>542250708
I bet she tastes like curry from all the goblins she had sex with

ggs Panini

GGs a

>>542259225
>callie uses a roller so she MUST be a sword user
>marie uses a charger so she MUST be a mage

Woomy Ramune

>>542264141
His art is still ugly.

f can you please block kold before the pb starts

utsu seller, i want your cutest utsus

>>542260310
an accurate assessment, is it not?

PB 0/10

pb already off to a bad start

I DIDN'T MEAN TO DASH SLASH

wow

I wish nono would join

GGs N.

who even was that?

Please don't let non-/ink/ players join the PB

>>542268748
Kill yourself, Panic.

LOL

>>542249937
KYS

just woke up, is there still room?

>>542272521
Yes.

kek pb is a flop as usual I wonder what or who is the cause of it kek

can you use a main other than laghammer please?

>>542273341
that's not a main...

>>542273341
No, Snakehands. Shut up.

>reefslider spam
>mahi zones
Name a more iconic duo.

>>542275835
French turd using reefslider out in the open when there is a charger camping for him
Ballin post it

>>542275971
Rent free >>542193568

I'm upset that they took the throw route and still won.

GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.
https://litter.catbox.moe/f4apgnhuar7dg8kl.flac

I'M SORRY せ I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOU THAT MANY TIMES

GGs pb

ggs pb!

>>542278350
GGs! Thanks for hosting.

>>542278356
lol no prob, ggs pb

GGs pbers

Fit veemo!

I played in Pb today but noone drew me yet?

>>542284490
because your woomy ST/ink/S!!!

she's the guy

GGs again.
HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/d2hhwc.png

>>542292867
now we wait for kold to say stupid shit like “wowow!! that beeb reminds me of xyx”

>>542292867
wowow!! that beeb reminds me of this

>>542292867
nice

the yebby does not concern himself with the current state of the meta

Guys I'm carving a pumpkin, what should I make

>>542300584
why, a woomy of course

you can't handle my utsus, they're too strong for you.

>>542305396
utsuhoverload

>>542301438
I did my best

>>542306253
wimylantern

>>542306253
Agent 3 lamp

>>542223791
hag sex

>>542292867
>f was able to post the pb pic not a whole day later because nobody joined
>the people people that joined were miserable trying to ignore the mormon elephant in the room
>fantasy was forced to sit there for like 5 minutes trying to take a pic of some cringe shit the mormon was spamming over and over trying to get his attention
Kek

>>542265912
>>542268748
>>542273341
>>542275835
>>542277697
fanatasy please block squinty too for the greater good of /ink/ hes worse than the morrnom

>>542312570
this please, he's incredibly toxic and all he does it complain and throw when he doesn't like his team

why are you complaining if you don't even play in them

>>542313904
>everyone that criticizes me doesn't play

>>542313904
just ignore shitposters

>>542314594
>/ink/
>ignoring anything

>>542312570
and missing out on the chance of getting lewds of my woomy? no way

>>542316075
AI nigger leave us alone

>>542316075
>cobweb on nothing
>left flop just vanishes
>ink dripping off the air
>handles on the side of the bucket
>fucked up perspective
>where is the light source

you know the mormon posted the aislop because of the kirby and yet he pretends to be anti ai for brownie points with artists to try and get free art from them kek

Every post in this thread is kold actually.

>>542316520
>>542316862
My bad, I was phoneposting carelessly and didn't look closely.
>>542317047
You know, at least AI slop arguably has some aesthetic value if one does not care about its origin. Your obsessed garbage spam has no redeeming qualities at all.

>>542317605
>referring to yourself in third person

>>542318550
it's not about the origin it's that everything looks the same and you immediately know it's AI due to the "style" or the fact that it has a million inconsistencies.
If you enjoy "green" and preferred to just sit in front of a screen that just displayed the color green over and over again sure, but a normal person would probably look at trees or grass among flowers. Which by the way given how things are going, those won't be around for much longer given how environmentally harmful AI is

ur a squid now

ur a kid now?

ACK A MAMMALIAN

>>542327437
>>542327640
Why are they different sizes?

I HATE CLAM BLITZ
I HATE CLAM BLITZ
I HATE CLAM BLITZ
I HATE CLAM BLITZ
I HATE CLAM BLITZ
I HATE CLAM BLITZ
I HATE CLAM BLITZ

>>542321669
Nah, I agree completely, and I had a momentary suspicion it might have been slop. But I just saw it while scrolling my timeline while waiting for something else to finish and thought "cool, Halloween woomy" and reposted it without zooming in first or really looking closely at all. Lapse of judgement, even if it's not 100% obvious at a phone screen size if you don't squint at it. (To the "author's" credit they do say they post AI images in their profile, but I haven't seen that until later.)

>>542331902
Wanna hate it together?

>>542306253
cool

>>542331902
you don't even play this game

*sluuurp*

It's called splatoon "3" because that's how many people still play it.

>>542327640
looks terrible, tasteless

>>542327437
absolute perfection, flawless

>>542331902
ywnbawoomy

2014-15 rough woomy

>>542341772
Looks like a minecraft shift in the thumbnail.

>>542341772
>nails

yes

>>542343282
nailschizo-kun..

>>542345442
woomy watching in horror as little buddy attempts to deepthroat a guard post

y'all obsessed with namedropping me

SAY [woomy!] AGAIN
C'MON, SAY [woomy!] AGAIN
I DARE YOU
I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, SAY [woomy!] ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

>>542367452
sauce?

>>542367829
https://x.com/o_000O000_o/status/1977218946488205665?t=pnKYQBgxuQu_topVlhsOYQ&s=19

>>542368085
thanks

>?t=pnKYQBgxuQu_topVlhsOYQ&s=19
Don't do this.

>>542370536
(Translator’s note: manmenmi means woomy)

>>542365883
woomy!

1king fish at rotation?

>>542370569
sorry I'm phoneposting

>>542379849
Install oldtwitter to your chrome or firefox android, problem solved.

>>542379189
I can play.

I've been bamboozled...

>>542379972
>chrome
lol

>>542380656
Shit sorry I can make room now.

ggs good rot against fatty tuna

>>542384828
GGs, Chungus ded from 2much candy.

>>542400751
>octo
stolen
>hairstyle
stolen
>footwear
stolen

no one here can dress themselves or be original

>>542395765
perfection

billions of woomys

>>542401215
>here
retard

>>542405509
teehee draw me

>>542411456
there's nothing more to discuss
all meta discussion's already been milked to death

>>542415123
this
there's not much to talk about unless a patch does something S2-tier drastic and completely changes the meta
and they haven't done anything like that in the entire history of 3's patches

>>542416196
They should add more poles

>>542411456
dead game, dead series

>>542416196
They should remove all octos

>>542416196
they should make players respawn as fast as they do on cooler by default

>>542379972
nah too cumbersome. I paid for blue like a sheep

>>542370569
why not
explain your reasoning

>>542420457
>paid for blue

looks like some people are still playing splatoon 3

>>542420457
what. the. fuck.

>>542420867
Yeah I know, but I got money to burn so who cares

>>542420867
>filename
based oldfag

ok grok generate me a yebby
a silly yebby

>>542420457
the absolute state of st/ink/ers

salmon anyone?

>>542421776
It's not even ol-
>2011 was 14 years ago

>>542423532
yo

>>542423532
I can, rot is fun.

>>542424125
>>542424210
open

>>542424374
Just woke up and saw this, lmk if I sniped anyone

>>542424551
you should be ok, we were 3/4

>>542425204
Aaand I just got a weirdest comm error. Reopen?

>>542425984
accidentally started a run, reopening soon

>>542425984
reopening

meanwhile in Splatoon 2

There's still Time, /ink/.

>>542426754
>less fun salmon run
No thanks.

>>542426754
>boat
>S2 boat
lol

:o)

>Heard loud bang
>Internet die for a few seconds
>Probably got a 10 minute ban
I'mma call it here
GG's A, K, and Y!

>>542430325
gggggggssssssssssss M sorry to hear that

>>542428774
what if Frye bites Shiver's giant nose with her sharp protruding fangs

>>542430325
Still got a spot left?

>finish shift
>cephs super jump back to helo
>screen fades to black as always
>all post-shift music and sounds play but screen stays black
>think my hdmi cable failed maybe
>press screenshot button
>it takes an all-black screenshots and shows the thumbnail
>so it's not hdmi
>home button to dashboard
>looks normal
>back to game
>instant communication error
Never seen it happen like this before.
Also
>family calling me with the super most importantest questions (about drying laundry) just when we started again
Sorry for being distracted there for a bit.

ggs 2kings

gggggggggggggggggssssssssssssss AMY

>>542430325
>>542432247
>>542432334
GGs! Flawless big fish disposal!

>>542434445
>superimposing yourself among your peers
>no they like me I swear, see, here's a picture of us posing together

>>542440915
Anon...

>>542440915
you are retarded

From reading the thread the 4th guy wouldn't have shown up anyway because he left, but it's still hilarious that they somehow fucked up your Salmon team showing up outside of Grizzco and for whatever reason it seemed to be intended considering they made it worse in one of the older patches, and only reverted it to how it was at launch.

>>542434445
>people copying Panics look
get your own style. this is embarassing.

>>542442071
>>542442265
>they don't get the joke

Raiders news tonight.

Raid deez nuts

Bigfin woomy when?

>>542445165
>From reading the thread the 4th guy wouldn't have shown up anyway because he left,
Yeah, we played 2 or 3 shifts after he dc'd so the fourth person standing outside was the rando we finished with. Nothing unexpected. I could still see him as hologram inside Grizzco btw.
>but it's still hilarious that they somehow fucked up your Salmon team showing up outside of Grizzco and for whatever reason it seemed to be intended considering they made it worse in one of the older patches, and only reverted it to how it was at launch.
I don't remember it changing, how was it before? It's definitely not great now, and it's frustrating how undercooked the photo mode is overall. I hope for something at least as good as in MKW for S4.

>>542327437
I know this artist draws woomy sexo, I just can't prove it

Uuuuu

>>542462674
kys pedo

I'm sad there are no thicc girls in splatoon I can draw

>>542469224
I really dislike this character, even more than Big Man.

>>542470023
>so called thicc lovers when the girl isnt hourglass shaped

>>542470525
Oh I'm nta, i just thought like saying that. I also hate that Mr whatever that all barafags want to get violently drilled by, but at least you can completely avoid seeing him in the game.

WAKE UP

goblin tits

hmm... woomy.

mmnmnnnfh... woomy

nautilus takes zero skill btw

>>542498597
We know, HappySky.

Hi. I'm sort of new to the game (200ish hours). I really wanna try playing competitive Splatoon but I don't know where to start. Does anyone have any tips or advice?

>>542508157
Don't
Time spent paying literally any other game competitively would be better worth your time

>>542508157
This thread used to have various competitive players but every single one of them has quit because it's too much work for no payoff. Don't do it.

>>542508157
splatoon esports has been a meme since its conception, don't bother

>>542510250
Adding to this you would have to start at the bottom playing with some random ragtag team of kids if you don't already have a team. It sucks. Too much mental energy wasted trying to synergize with people you don't even know or who probably will never have synergy with you.

>>542508157
https://sendou.ink

>>542511072
Just like X Battle frfr

>>542508157
competitive splatoon sucks because splatoon with communication sucks
stick to solo queue and /ink/ lobbies, we don't talk

>>542514468
>we don't talk
We do on our /ink/ Discord servers (and no, none of them has N***ctoro, don't worry).

>>542514657
>We do on our /ink/ Discord servers
there is no discord on /ink/
here we are safe
here we are free

Anyone want to play salmon run for 1 cohozuna?

@here fellow st/ink/ers, let's spam the thread today, so we can get one free art today TEEHEE

dum inkjet

>>542517636
lel

>>542514657
Nono is overhated, he's fun when he isn't annoying.

>>542527371
so never?

>>542515527
not with you goji

>>542508157
the special spam meta makes playing this series competitively a nightmare. It's just way more fun to be a casual, don't bother.

>>542528341
When are you gonna pull my name from your random namedrops hat?

>>542528793
post your name and I'll add it

>>542514657
Is rainy in your discord haha

>>542529565
dongus

>>542529913
Yes and we sext often. You wanna in?

>>542528341
Tofu actually, but your comment probably still stands

yeah i'm in the secret discord (it's so secret I haven't even made it yet)

You know that most of the people here are american because of all the food based names. i hope we dont get anymore food named people when 4 comes out.

>>542531084
you think no one wants to play with goji
that's fucked up

>>542530956
Proof?

>>542531345
>americans americans americans americans americans americans not obsessed btw

>>542531397
What I meant was his post replacing Goji's name with mine, I ask to play a lot and no one is ever interested. Perhaps I just ask at the worst times of day for salmon run. Plenty of people play with Goji, myself included when given the chance

>>542531345
If this was in regards to my post and being called Tofu then you should know I'm not American. I don't even know anyone else from /ink/ who's name is a food product, I've never even had tofu before but the word itself sounds nice to say out loud

>>542531964
I have to double check my blocked user list but I’m almost positive I blocked you years ago over something petty
I’m down to play if I need to unblock you first

>>542531423
check your dms ;3c

>>542532250
Woah you weren’t joking anon

Unblock nono

Which /ink/er nudes would you love to fap to?

>>542531964
>>542532159
I'm also okay to play with you if that's okay

>>542533180
the person or their ceph?

>>542532159
I did play for a bit before with randoms but I don't mind playing again right now

>>542533225
Want me to host a room?

>>542533180
Im assuming you mean ceph. There isnt a lot to choose from. Theres rainy and panic and thats it.

>>542533324
sure

>>542533236
>>542533335
I meant person.

>>542533387
Room's up, sent a notification in the pool if anyone still uses that thing. Almost forgot how to make a lobby to play with people it's been that long

We're heading out, to the other anon that wanted to join or the one who had previously blocked me let me know if you want in after this round

>>542533180
i'm not gay, so none of them

>>542533781
>>542534143
Sorry I haven't played on this map in a hot minute, forgot how to play

>>542534843
Try to stay off the other island during high tide, let the bosses come over to us. You can throw bombs into flyfish coolers from the other island, only go over there if absolutely necessary or if the main island becomes chaotic and you need to stay alive so want a quick break to revive people or access what's going on

Ballin? Ballin, BalNO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO BALLIN NO DON'T CHEAT IT DON'T CHEAT ON BROSTAR YOU CHEATED ENOUGH ON THE GAME

>>542533416
There are only like 3 or 4 confirmed girls here, all of them autistic
Not a lot of options to pick from

>>542534843
Also during griller waves try to help the hydra user as much as possible, forget eggs for the time being and make sure they're able to take down grillers at all times while killing as many smallfry that are trying to bite their ankles. So lead the grillers in a way that lets the hydra user shoot at their back easily

you suck sketch omg

>>542535219
We're all autistic here.

>>542535910
Noted, thanks. I've been re-prioritizing staying alive instead of going murder-mode whenever there's a flyfish

I didn't expect a king to find us that quickly going with randoms but it is what it is, thanks for joining Sketch and GG's

>>542536996
ggs, always fun playing with you and learning something new each time

>>542533416
prob brostar or ballin
maybe tim

>boat already done
sadge

>>542537143
Just remember that anything you do learn from me to cross reference it with your own experience, if it works for you then keep it up and if it doesn't then find your own way to make it work. My play style is very chaotic but methodical, I don't like it when everything is too easy so will purposefully play in ways that make it harder for myself or others. I try to tone it down when playing with people who I feel can't keep up, but for those that play with me often they know how I don't like to stick to sets of rules or guides on how to play "properly" when it comes to salmon run. I'm sure Kancora can fill you in on all that, I've told them many times to never follow my example over the years because I'm a menace that somehow still manages to get things done

funny thing about assblast is that even if you nerf it to day 1 stats, it's still by far the best blaster
and even if you sneakily substitute its main for vblaster, it's still the strongest blaster because of the kits

>>542543626
>fast grounded shot with zero jump rng
>massive hitbox jump shot
i don't know what they expected, but it was funny when it was stuck with a bottom five kit for two seasons.

Nova, recycle, big swig, decav, pencil, dread, sblast, wellstring, painbrush
You know what they all have in common? they're all going to be discontinued like the dual squelcher.

yeah they don't playtest this game
remember the first few weeks when sloshmo could hit through walls and floors?

>>542544298
>mochine

pearl is a bitch ass motherfucker

>>542544928
did she piss on your fucking frye?

>>542544262
they'd be incredibly fucking retarded if they did

>>542543996
i said kits
plural
red assblat is the only blaster other than clash neo (lol) that actually has paint, which compfags don't need because they are guranteed to have a slave snipewriter in tow, but for solo queue it reduces your team dependence so you can actually get shit done yourself and not wait for little cowardly timmy to move five inches closer to the enemy lines
it's a genuinely synergetic kit that was good even when reefslider was not nearly as free as it is now
but idiots see bad parts, listen to guys whose style of play has limited relevance to their own conditions, don't even look at the stupidly busted main because they are conditioned to crave win button specials, and ignore new thing because old thing works why change old thing
>>542544262
nah, most of them are good archetypes to add to the game, they are just massively overtuned
nova notwithstanding, it's still a good archetype to have but they massively undertuned it and sabotaged its kits

>>542546159
>support-focused shooter with decent range and decent paint but poor damage (spread is somewhat okay now after three years, lmao)
>gets two support-focused kits
what do you mean by sabatoged? i wouldn't call the kits good by any means but they do fit the weapon's identity, and the sensor/wail kit just logically makes sense as a combo.
>support is a meme
i know.

>>542546993
the problem is that it's worse squelchies in every stat but efficiency, but it can't take advantage of its efficiency because it doesn't have spammable subweapons, so it's just worse squelchies
if it had grenades, it'd be kind of like the jr of 3-liners- weak main, but it can both afford subs and patch up its main's weakness with the subs, resulting in a very active weapon despite a more defensive profile
and its accuracy should not be "somewhat okay", it should be near perfect- not only it's what we were promised, it also would serve as a good learning platform and reward the player for precisely holding their tracking for half a second- and it'd still be a weak weapon even if it was perfectly accurate so there's little reason to not do it

yummy

it's over...

>>542556132
Feels good.

anyone wanna play some open?

>>542561589
Yes

open 2/4

>>542561902
I'll join

>>542562316
just got in a game, will open after

What happened to those daily draws?

remove bombs remove specials

I played really bad that match.

>>542564827
every game becomes a one sided sweep because there's no longer any way to take back ground

>>542564867
so like how you always play. dont expect a gg from me when the rotation ends.

>>542564995
i'd take it over this uninteractive gameplay

>>542565430
how is that not even more uninteractive, you can't do anything

Too bad agent 8 didn't watch this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dFVrncgIvos

I'm playing like utter ass I'm not tainting this open room with my presence any longer

>>542566665
You simply delete backlines from the game.

GGs s

>>542566665
because instead of playing defensively and farming special, you'd have to make advantages for yourself
excluding SZ, and certain terrible maps, you have a disadvantage when trying to do that objective, balancing it out

>>542563060
>>541959678
TL;DR, irl stuff getting overwhelming and also /ink/ not providing me a drawing prompt in time while I still had motivation.

GGs open

GGs p

BGs (I wasn't there)

>>542568703
why weren't you?????

>>542570682
i was in the bathroom

>>542574520
cute

>>542574883
:>

I'm genuinely considering cancelling my nso voucher pre-order for plza, shit is looking so fucking rough. Even at a discount I feel ripped off

>>542578050
The rom is out, just emulate it. Works on my machine.

>>542579532
oh, is it? nice. Do you know if it can communicate with pokeprison?

>>542579908
I'll be honest I don't know what that is.

there's a rogue channer in my random lobby

>>542580368
pokemon home

Alright, here it is.

>>542582340
>sippy sippy sippy sippy sippy

>>542582340
>double slosher

>>542582340
It is nice to see ProChara's influence hasn't really tainted Japan a lot

Raiders news tonight is a leak.

i became more pessimistic about release dates
raiders maybe spring 26
s4 not before winter 26

542588505
one night you'll be right

Add hammer and ink vac to SR. Ink vac can suck up eggs and launch them to the basket, and sucks in small fry and chum.

>>542582340
>all three minis are used
neat
>snipewriter and cooler on most teams
maybe, just maybe, they'll finally get the hint
also interesting that the only other high sustain high paint backline is making rounds, the only team without either snipes or trinkline is betting on rapid pro's anti-backline prowess, almost like backline paint is too powerful afterall