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Touch Bloodstain: >>542115048

>>542187210
GG ED Bugs
Was a long fight.
Really liked the first invader camp circus where duchess aggroed the whole camp.

this shit does NOTHING

good bugs
my entire game has shifted where i'm getting owned the entire match until the nightlord itself and then I do fine.
>>542187278
it's funny 'cause if you go from the back they spawn right in your face and it's fine, but the stupid bitch game sometimes zwoops them to their other spawn. I ran right through that bitch bastard camp and I have no regrets.

>>542187380
I'm pretty sure its not attacks but kills, if you last hit something something happens at least thats how it works for magma. There's also a cooldown so you can't just echo slam an entire wave

Alright anons, I DEMAND to know why Sens griefs the team whenever Libra is involved. Who hurt this man?

>>542187601
Xhe is a rape victim. Please understand.

>>542187601
he hates demons
he does not respect demons
do i agree with it? no. but he has his convictions.

>>542187539
Yeah. And you don't even need to kill stuff yourself. It's like marais or grafted sword.

You can see it clearly when just walking while your teammates kill stuff, you will keep blasting wraiths every second.
It's a really bad passive.

>>542187278
>>542187421
yeah that was a bit fubar but we only lost one invader stack so all's well
personally though i just like going to front and luring them out, works 99% of the time

Alright its time for the climb back to D5 with erg after dropping to D4 https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13

>>542187752
We did?
I though we killed everyone at the second invader camp?

>>542187601
its le epic thread celeb meme for 4chan gold

>>542187884
i don't think we lost any stacks

>>542187380
ironically I think the first """mistranslation""" was correct. at least more correct than this shit.
It should at least be after crits AND kills if they don't want to actually let you unleash them with R1's

The year is nearly over and we don't have any news about the DLC?

>>542187884
>>542187971
first camp, we killed the guardian then me and duchess died

>>542188452
So, you lose the stacks if you die? that sucks.

The year is nearly over and no one is queueing?

>get the freereign mod working after weeks of not playing because i'm bored
>no hit hotdogs as duchess
cool but i'm still not depths again

who here is still depth 3 what the heck

practicing with freereign is cheating

>>542187698
takes one to know one

>>542189115
i'm not practicing though I just like refighting hard bosses

>>542189924
Forgot to post a picture?

>zorban farming jellyfish while his team fights grafted scion
man he must've been carried to D5

>>542190605
You won't notice him missing anyway

>>542190605
THE THREAD WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

>>542188234
No no no it’s only le October dumb chud just 3 more months praise le zaki! *sucks a cock*

banderson why didn't you want maliketh's?

>>542189924
>>542190605
They're level 10 fighting dancer. That's what happens when you get troon merchant as a teammate.

I'm playing duos and while nightlords are brutally hard this way we have never struggled to hit 15, not once

>>542191278
didnt like the passive

>American hours
>queue still dead
I stayed up for this...

>>542191580
duos is harder than solos and trio for some reason.

>>542187601
ive had a game with him where he didnt immediately hit libra even he must have known that we were fucked

Queen Marika the Eternal

Duskbloods is doomed.

I want to make a new rape victim

>lobby so bad sludge merchant has to carry
grim

>>542192512
you were saying?

I defend bjark because /erg/ deserves a shit poster who sucks tranny dick and shoves his dick up tranny asses while cheating relics.

>>542192512
>lost to base D4 cali
how

regular caligo is harder than ed because of the stupid fucking ice pillars spawning out of nowhere

Zorban please either hold your ult for protection or get the extended skill. Mob clearing would be so much easier

>>542188801
I'm stuck on PS5 and can't use mods, but I wish there was some kind of "boss rememberance" mode or something. Even just a boss rush mode. It feels lore-accurate that the nightfarers would devise some kind of "simulation room" since the quality of the writing in this game is basically on par with a Brando Sando novel. I also just want to be able to practice against bosses so I can get better at carrying my rando teammates.

>>542192617
He spawned a bunch of crystals under me. I probably shouldn’t have went for the rez desu but I thought I might get dog

>hmm i will go to forest early while my teammates are picking up their runes and find the blessing
>somehow miss it anyway
felt really retarded and blind when it was right by the night 2 boss. gg D3 gladius

>>542189115
oh fuck I meant to reply to
>>542192698

>>542192676
>extended skill
Doesn't work on many important mobs and it doesn't do 1 bar of ress

>D3 isn't even +50, it's +30
lol

How am I getting a D3 game as D5?

>>542192861
alright I'm a fucking mess.

>>542192961
the game knows your role better than you, mark

>>542192921
>banished knights
>beastmen
>invaders
what exactly does the regular one do instead

>>542192615
Honestly this. If this place and the people within it hadn’t already committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like THAT unto it/them.

>>542192698
get a pc

>100 damage glintstones
>hey that's doing decent damage!
guardian gameplay

oh i think that steam post really did bring in some fuckers. oh no

>>542192961
restart your password que every so often or it will pull you down into a game with D1 fextra shitters. Had a D2 game last night with two sub-100 hours players.

>>542194128
alex has been doing that for months now, same on fextra
he's the reason for the shitter outsiders in our queue

>do D4 match with randos
>this is their relics
Just shoot me man

>>542194386
yeah but the post on steam actually got replies now I have some noname wylder with garbage relics in my game 3barring at poison ruins

>>542194510
was it a page poison camp?

>>542193938
Nah I need to save money so I can buy a Switch 2 and play the failure that will be Duskbloods.

>>542194386
It's time to switch to niggerg. This is probably the faggot who was sperging about the switch and splitting the thread, lying about autosage, etc.

yeah we lost this. awesome

>>542194424
How the hell did this dude got carried through D3 lol.

>>542187380
It's a mistranslation.
They unironically changed the text to something wrong because someone made a video about it.
So the people patching this shit don't even know how their own game works.

>>542194510
enjoy the lusat staff faggot

>>542154373
hey what happened faggot, you were supposed to post in an hour?

>>542194714
niggerg was a failure, we already tried. just alt f4 if you see two new names on the intro cutscene

>>542194714
You really dont need to change passwords, we can see who is in the game at character select and just alt-f4 if its two no-names. (you also know they are fextra/steam if its anything below 4)

>>542194889
People from D4/D5 chilling at D3 can easily carry, so that might be what is happening.

>>542194424
In all fairness you do have to play the game for a long time to get any relics that aren't dogshit. I'm only saying that because I hope he didn't pick those over better relics. I get why he put the "HP restoration upon thrusting counterattack" one on there because it sounds good on paper for ironeye.

queue empty because everyone is watching this guy play guardian. epic

>>542195170
It's D4. Unless he turbo climbed up to D4 without losing once, he should around 200k murks, more than enough to get a set of decent relics with one or 2 good perks per relic.
Here he has none.

>>542195061
>>542195143
I don't check people's fucking steam profiles and I'm not risking a penalty because some faggot leaked the password and gaslit the thread about the new one. By the way, which of you faggots is zorban afraid of putting nigger up on your stream?

>>542195278
It's the time where /erg/ hangs out

>>542195458
Yeah alright. He's just a dummy. That sucks.

>>542195170
I could understand if that was on the depths side, but that's the normal side where remembrance/shop/boss relics are available.

>>542195278
I can't queue because I'm trapped in scotland

>>542187601
STOP TAKING HIS DEALS
IT MAKES IT HARDER

awesome run guys

>>542195978
It does?

>>542195841
wtf bro get out of there

>>542187601
I simply hate demons. Hatred doesn't need logic.

>>542195019
>literally did not pick up even a single blue the entirety of day 1, only extra item you have is a white from the starter camp with 6% 2H bonus
being slow and 6barring, ok, i won't hold it against someone for not playing perfect. But what the fuck dude

>>542196397
pic

grug make fire

>>542195978
Learn his deals retard. As nightlord resistance has no downside, and flask is preference, the rest aren't worth. On the field avarice and physique are both worth it, and if you pay off his curse, you can get physique, flask and weapon at no cost.

gg calibros

>>542195804
My whole problem is I expect way too much from people.

>>542195978
ailments and flasks are great. especially when being at full hp > having a bigger HP pool in DoN

>>542196531
Best post in this dogshit general in months if not years. You are hereby granted permission to rape the female family members of every loser posting in this shithole (except for me/mine) and get them pregnant as thanks for your contribution.

me when i forget about death blight relic

>>542194889
I think at D3 when you lose it's "only" -200? And you gain 200 from winning with no modifiers at your own level. I can see how the shitters are starting to catch up

>>542196608
He spawns in his buffed state if you make a deal

>>542196531
HOW DID MY SCREENSHOT GET PUT IN AS 272 BYTE 10x10
whatever, you know what, that's even better

>try to switch off my main
>immedietally matched with the shittiest shitters known to man
okay sorry i tried to have fun please forgive me B-team

>>542196531
Don't shitpost because then you're gonna tempt me to post cobras and make everyone mad and I don't like making people mad but I also need to post cobras to keep his memory alive every chance I get.

>>542196816
Only if you pick full strength retardo

well....at least it's only a 50 point loss for being 2 depths below

who invited the weird avatarfag

>Weekend newfies invading the pool and causing catastrophic point losses and/or dragging people down to depth 3
lmfao

>>542197289
It's not catastrophic. You only lose 50 points if the depth is 2 levels below yours. But you also only gain 50 points if you win so it really shouldn't be matching across 2 levels.

>>542196985
>>542197191
>>542197289
what happened

>>542195367
>>542195360
you are brown

>>542194889
ironeye is idiot proof

>>542196816
no? you're thinking of one deal specifically

GG Augur

>>542197582
He is definitely not. Is he stupidly strong when played well? Yes.
Is he giga useless doing zero damage and dying the moment an enemy breath on him if he is played by an idiot? Also yes.

>zorban nearing 30 viewers without a raid
>at some point hes gonna have to explain to new and old viewers he plays with racist incels on 4chud

>>542197545
What if I'm asian?

>>542197545
Jesus Christ they blew your asshole out you should have left that shit alone lil bro lmao

>>542198382
don't talk about yourself maggot and go back

>>542196397
You two skipped the piss easy camps and a free heal all while 3 barring to that red page but then again i'm just a wylder with shit relics right

>>542198469
Go back to India?
In that in my best interest? What's good about India?
Will I make more money there? Will I get better healthcare? Will I get better education?

>>542189115
>>542195546
>>542197289
>>542197545
Trvkeful posts that struck nerves and hurt feelings

>>542197754
Sorry that was me in the last game, I was smoking weed sorry

>>542198382
you made xher cry job well done
>>542198604
don't talk to yourself maggot and go back

>>542198663
kys drug addict

>>542198748
You can't addicted to the Mary Jane

>>542198951
>i can quit any time i want

>>542198951
Yeah you can, idiot

>>542191694
It's cause in solos you get revives out the ass, and on trios one guy can bait the boss and the other revives. In duos, when one guy dies you are now the sole person with aggro and have to try and res with boss aggro. It's easier to res but anything beyond 1 bar is still high risk

>>542198951
don't believe big weed propaganda
it's addictive and makes your brain full of holes

I am getting really fucking sick of these runs where I get jack and fucking shit for my build while everyone keeps fucking gaolmaxxing.

What rank do you need to get to be considered good?

>>542196042
im sorry about that guardian performance

ggs on adel ironeye & rev
Rev if you're not gonna follow us to the invader camp you at least ping so we know? It's not really worth trying to fight an invader camp as just the two of us.

>>542199625
Funny how seals and staffs with mines are guaranteed but swords or spears are not.

>>542199663
8000

>>542199625
>jack and fucking shit

>>542199714
>All res down
To the garbage

>>542199758
All right I need to win 3 more games then.

gg adel
wraiths on ironeye is funtimes
havent tried that before

He's using a fucking jar cannon and its doing better than anything else a regular Guardian can do.

zorb's finally lost his last marble

>>542199831
>To the garbage
It replaces this, but I have deathblight on another relic so it might be bricked. I'll try it for a run and see how it goes.

>>542199714
I was focused on trying to get seals since raider camps, even ones with invaders, have pretty bad rates. But I got fuckall from the shack, just like I got fuckall from the invader loot. And I would have been no help there at all because I had nothing before I left for the shack, and all I got from the shack was a holy negation buff and crucible tail which would have done nothing but get me killed against the recluse in the camp. By the time I got a frenzy seal the game decided to make me fully tilt.
>here's godskin lardo with his high fire resist
>here's fast moving guys
>HERE'S ANCIENT DRAGON :D

>>542199989
He's so excited about doing 1200 damage per shot but crystal bursts will do double that in less time...

why is he playing jar cannon on guardian

>>542200039
I understand why you didn't come with us, I was just saying you should have pinged that's all.
But if you did come, even if you couldn't do much damage, you can still hang back and handle revives.

>>542198559
you mean the one you pinged in the rain

>>542199749
The amount of non seal and staff items I see as a revenant and recluse say otherwise. Last 9 runs have been rotted crystal sword, watchdog ugs, shamshir, and beastman's curved sword on fucking repeat from the mines.

>depth 2
ok? also sorry recluse but i didnt find shit for seals i bought that staff so i wouldnt be useless

>>542199625
your merchant???

>>542200196
We should probably focus more on poi than invaders until we're geared up.
+5/7% means fuckall to someone who doesn't even have a good weapon.
Course that's a moot point because the game decided "Hey rev main go FUCK yourself" by putting the churches on the ass end of the map.
>>542200437
Nadda.

>>542199625
i like how i either get a god seal first drop or all bestial slings

sheesh that was rough, glad it wasn't everdark

GGs Goat

>>542197806
they're going to see the erg password and try to join

I was ready for ED goat. I had the perfect lightning stake setup.

Wylder Ironeye Recluse is crazy. GG

What happened to slugma

>>542200209
the ruin that was nearby and NOT yet in the rain that you and the guardian bee lined for the central castle, i like how you don't acknowledge how much time was wasted on the short ranged perfumer boss in that poison ruin while letting the crossbow page rape the three of us or the fact the guardian was only good for the few ult revives throughout that fucked run but sure its all the wylder's fault

>>542200792
what's slugma?

gg bug. watchdog ruins take forever and are rarely worth doing especially when we have level 2 duchess and revenant and it's red. also i hate those ruined sorcerers rises

>>542198951
I feel like it's gonna be like smoking cigarettes one day and you can just admit it's an addiction. There's no source of dopamine that can't become an addiction.

3 of the most painful runs I’ll ever do. Dunno how that was a 6 minute bug fight, felt like 50

>>542200525
Again... just ping it in-game so we know what you want to do and where you're going. That's all I'm asking.

>>542200818
it was covered by the rain and you already went down once, it was apparent it was going to be a shitshow if we stayed. Better to just hit the grace next to the night boss and go. One extra magic ruins wasn't going to save your ass 6barring on fucking wormface.
> i like how you don't acknowledge how much time was wasted on the short ranged perfumer boss in that poison ruin while letting the crossbow page rape the three of us
don't say the three of us you fullbar'd there meanwhile I died once while I was reviving you. Wtf do you want me to do, take the controller out of your hands and show you how to land a backstab or how to use Wylder's grapple or that stomp swipe perma stuns humanoids for free? I'm not your babysitter, I was present and fighting the boss and adds. We literally hit 4 PoI's and all you had in your inventory was wylder's default gear and the shitty ass long sword from starter camp, there is absolutely no excuse for that.

>>542198951
My cousin literally non stop smokes weed since he's 16, he's 40 now and literally going schizophrenic and can't remember anything. Literal reality loss. Don't believe people who sell you it's not addictive. Any form of escapism is addictive, including getting high on weed or playing video games

Goodbye horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

>>542200196
not a big deal but I think a ping could just confuse teammates and make them think you want them to come. if you see rev running towards the shack or a great church you can probably guess why.

>>542201616
stupid unc

>>542201616
If he did harder stuff he probably wouldn't tell you, this is some fent zombie shit.

Who is the best /erg/ player for each class?

>Wylder
>Raider
>Ironeye
>Executor
>Guardian
>Duchess
>Revenant
>Recluse

>>542201865
>Wylder
me
>Raider
me
>Ironeye
me
>Executor
me
>Guardian
me
>Duchess
me
>Revenant
me
>Recluse
me

>>542201865
Me for all of them except Guardian, Zorban takes that title

>>542197806
The vibes in the chat are rancid and full of stinky ERP'ers and weirdos talking about "daddy dick". It's going to gatekeep sane and normal people out.
Anyway for as much as I hate his contrarianism and griefer builds he's actually good at streaming this game. just stop saying "where are my teammates" when you're fighting something solo for 4 seconds or "why are we doing that instead of (place he wants to go)" when someone pings something.

>>542201865
daddy-hubby anon for all of them

t. not daddy-hubby anon

>>542202126
is there a finished version of this

i used to be addicted to weed, im about 1.5 years clean but i still think about it all the time. i only quit because i was required to by my new career and im glad it happened.
it "wasn't addictive" back in the 90s when it was like 0.5% THC. the hyper-concentrated shit we have now is a completely different drug. dont do drugs kids they are le bad

>>542202126
yys looks like this

>>542202076
That's not what I'm seeing. Randoms and ergers are getting along just fine.

>>542202076
No it isn't. That's normalfag shit in the first place and they don't care, they see zorbjeet get carried and use the password to do the same.

>>542201038
>>542202216
>>542201616
All true. It isn't as immediately damaging as other stuff but consistent use of it over time is just as bad as anything else.

>>542201546
>it was covered by the rain and you already went down once, it was apparent it was going to be a shitshow if we stayed.
Fine, first time yes the second was me running back for that level's worth of runes
>One extra magic ruins wasn't going to save your ass 6barring on fucking wormface.
The chance at a 20/30% flask boost passive would've delayed the inevitable at least, i didn't see many deathblight mobs dying to get boluses
>don't say the three of us you fullbar'd there meanwhile I died once while I was reviving you.
Yet while i was full barred you two still died without me, just admit its more than me fucking up and that it was a shit run to boot, laser focus on my equipment all you want but i saw no spectacular performance on either of your part aside from revives.

>>542202550
stop lashing out at your teammates because you went down bitch ass nigga learn to take a loss and shut up

>>542202076
>The vibes in the chat are rancid and full of stinky ERP'ers and weirdos talking about "daddy dick"
Someone was talking about me in Zorban's chat? Do tell.

>>542202550
I never said it was all your fault bruh just that your relics and inventory were dogshit and then you started bringing up pathing and death counts

>>542202550
can you post >>542202783 's name I want to block him for posting en tumours

>>542202216
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist. But this is not a perfect world.

>run under caligo's dive
>keep running
>second dive swerves sideways and ends up 500 miles away from me
What the fuck is wrong with this nigger boss

where the fuck are my depth 3 niggas

>>542202076
None of that is happening though? Not even a fan of the guy

>>542201865
>Wylder
Ender
>Raider
dingle
>Ironeye
Belan
>Executor
terr
>Guardian
Zorban
>Duchess
Duowaifu
>Revenant
shiftyduck
>Recluse
Erotony

>>542201807
No we're fairly close I know he just smokes weed. It's just heinous because someone who smokes heavy at 20 is gonna be fine but he isn't gonna be fine at 40 anymore if he keeps doing it, and being high makes you feel good so you keep it up at all times

>>542203328
happens a lot when ace, cupcake, and loli machine are there.

>queue completely dead on a friday night
did everyone finally stop playing DoN or something

>>542202076
None of this is real

I'm starting to think that the dormant weapon powers are still bugged.
Whenever I play with dingle or shiftyduck my loot drops turn to absolute dogshit like the game thinks I'm an ironeye or executor or duchess, and when I don't play with them my loot drops return to normal.

>>542203369
ender and shifty are actually good. and dingle is going to respond to this with a 100 word essay about how you're wrong

>>542203861
I just had two games as dormant seals duchess where I did not get a single seal drop from loot.

>>542203036
I've noticed if she hits the arena walls during that attack she starts doing some weird shit

>>542203921
>dormant seals duchess
Based game stopping you from throwing.

>>542203872
who the fuck is ender
shiftytroon is dogshit I don't want to hear it

Geegee Caligo.

I'm confident he marched against the Giants first, as one of Godfrey's subordinates, at the behest of Hornsent, whom Marika did not immediately betray.

>>542204059
incredible run, was almost disappointed it wasn't ED ...almost

>>542204003
how is that throwing with the respec...? it's just a different flavor of offhand caster duchess. unless you're going to say one of the best characters is actually bad?

>>542203872
>ender
>dies 30 times per game AS IRONEYE
>good

>>542204056
>who is ender
this is ender's game bub

COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF ALL NIGHTFARERS + NIGHTLORDS WITH THEIR CORRESPONDING GODFLESH SONG (reposted, required reading)

Wylder - Slateman
Guardian - Carrion
Ironeye - Hunter
Duchess - Empyreal
Raider - Weak Flesh
Revenant - Tiny Tears
Recluse - Witchhunt
Executor - No Body

Gladius - Dogbite
Adel - Animals
Gnoster - Mothra
Maris - Body Dome Light
Libra - I Me Mine
Fulghor - Messiah
Caligo - Cold World
Heolstor - Tyrant

This was necessary. Nightreign and Godflesh are deeply interlinked.

if someone pings like 3 things in a row before you even land get ready to lock in and hard carry

>>542204172
everypony has bad games

>>542204386
every game is a bad game when I'm with _____(You)___

>>542204251
Witchhunt fits Libra tho

What’s up with the boost in activity? Are the cordtroons all awake again?

>>542204154
Want to use seals? Play rev or rec.

>>542204529
hm... looks like a deflection of sorts? please to redeeming my question.

>>542204704
The respec doesn't actually make you a good faith caster. Hope this helps.

>>542204452
Do you think so? I'm open to edits. Some of them I just picked because I thought they sounded right. What do you suggest for Recluse, then?

>>542204773
You just reworded the same thing you said before, you have to explain it you passive aggressive manbaby. Why is faith duchess throwing and what is so much worse about it than mage duchess?

Haha fuck ggs ED dog. I made the mistake of trying to roll his chain swing there instead of just blocking it and downed to the aftershock.

>>542205032
i made the mistake of existing near him

>>542203872
Huh? I know I suck lol

>>542204456
that’s correct yes
see >>542202076

>>542203921
I've had games before dormant weps where I never got a single greatsword on wylder, I don't think this is that significant

>>542203861
same i got 0 seals with dingle

>>542205675
It's not impossible but it is highly unlikely as most non-legendary boss drops have a 60% chance of being your favoured weapon class. If you get 10 such drops, the chance of getting at least one weapon of your class is 99.98%.

>>542204982
It isn't throwing and the indian isn't worth your superior white man time

>ED caligo
Ah yes I love dying from off screen and being hit by his ultra wide ice barrage because they just had to make him have 3x his wingspan in width for his firing zone.

Why is sneedterrarian ranting about browns this time?

>>542204982
It's throwing because:
You deal less damage than a dedicated faith caster like revenant or recluse.
You take resources away from those two, and even with those resources you still deal less damage than either of those two do without things like godfrey's icon or scorpion charms. And that's accounting for your one 60% boost from your ability.
You're better off playing to your character's strengths.

>>542205950
Looks like you triggered him here

>>542207162
Nah faith duchess is fine
Damage is basically the same, 40 Vs 50 faith doesn't change much it's like 5%, restage makes up the difference

>>542207464
>Damage is basically the same
>40 to 50 is only like 5%
It's actually more. Revenant looses over 10% damage from losing only 6 faith. 10 faith would likely be about 12-14%.

>>542207037
Same as last time - he's a lolcow.

>>542207580
Oh no, a singular attack up!

GG Adel

>>542207657
>singular
Assuming you even get it of course.

>executor's katana with "holy shockwave on charged attack"
>use charged attack
>no holy shockwave

>>542207162
Faith duch is the same as Magic duch, it just means one less relic line. If you tell me now that Magic duch is bad then you're a trolling D2 shitter

>>542207742
only condemned weapon that passive works on is duchess dagger

>>542207713
Of course I do, i got the night invader and evergaol relics
Restage covers the difference regardless, it's literally a 60% damage increase if used with big incants that you can dupe every cast of. Plus incants often have status. Plus all the other shit duchess offers. Incant duchess is totally and absolutely fine

>>542207682
GG dragon guy kek

>>542207814
I'm in D5, D1er.

>>542207824
wow, ishizaki should kill himself

>>542207865
Name?

>>542207846
>Restage covers the difference regardless
The 12% up at all times trumps the occasional 60% boost every few seconds.

>>542207930
Eric

>>542208098
I misread this as throwing bees and now I want a bee based incantation....

>>542207742
I had a black flame on charge attack on wylders sword and it didn't work either. I think those passive dont work with night invader weapons

>>542208098
I was concerned for a second there

>>542207983
>the occasional 60% boost every few seconds
You mean for literally every single cast with most incants? 12% for every cast trumps 60% for every cast? you sure man? You wanna demonstrate the math?

>>542208352
>every single cast
You do not have that much uptime with restage. Don't kid yourself.

ED dog twice.
-1200
I'm done for today

>>542208352
Don't forget using it on every ally status/mark for massive damage. Duch is just the best caster class hands down. The guy arguing otherwise is probably a Rec main who floor hugs every fight.

>>542160340
I think duoing is okay when you find love on erg. Like mushyys and mellowgremlin didn't know each other at first and used to queue separately using the password but then they found each other and started duoing. Unlike people like duowaifu and gdog who knew their duo before nightreign existed and started duoing off the bat.

ggs ED dogs. that was fucked, I straight up could not see what he was doing because he kept jumping into my camera, and then of course he instantly goes into the chain sweep as soon as we're revived and sipping.

>Sprinting to Dog, hit him twice and he turns and runs to Ironeye.
>Sprint to dog, hit him twice and he turns and runs to Duchess.

Fist raider against Tricephalos is usually pretty free, but that sucked. I'll just keep to Wylder/Recluse or something if the other 2 are ranged I guess.

That ED dog ended his first swipe of the double sword slash directly on top of me, I was apparently at the perfect spacing. Apparently he has an active hitbox throughout the entire thing because I just flopped over dead.

ED dogs is bullshit especially on 4-5 gg otherwise

Also sorry for baiting you onto the totem at the start there ironeye. I've never seen him do his chain attack at an angle like that, and the stupid tail pushed us off too. Really unlucky.

im not climbing that pillar ever again

>>542208426
depending on the incant you do
You are not restaging less than every fifth cast which is what it would require for your retard math to BREAK EVEN. And this isnt even considering the stagger + status dupe.
admit you're retarded

depth smelter demon is so fucking ass solo

>>542208808
>admit you're retarded
Says the dumbass quoting incorrect math?

hmm should I just sell this...

>>542208938
getting dragon bite or claw is really good if you can actually fucking make it

>>542208938
>not+1 or +2 on a deep relic
Not as good as you think.
Revenant's fp increase was nerfed so badly that it's unusable now.
Dragon communism is also drastically inferior to dragon cult too. Despite the power of claw and bite, those two are very rare, while the breath attacks are legit traps to use with how much fp they use and how little damage they do.

>>542208898
incorrect math where nigger? five times 12% is 60%
you need to restage every five casts only and you're already making up the damage loss from having a bit less faith, and this is not considering:
>restage dupes ailments
>restage dupes stagger
>restage dupes all kinds of shit your allies do like mark pops and their own damage and stagger

Saying that faith duchess is "throwing" because she does 12% less damage on incants is absolute retardation, you're not as smart as you think you are. She has the better kit in every way to compensate AND she can just fucking pick up a spell too if she wants to, to have more elemental coverage and RNG protection

!!! BEWARE /erg/ERS !!!
i have just reached depth 4 and will now queue up with the password. I got carried every single game up to this point. I am absolute dogshit and will be nothing but a hindrance to your team, doing no damage while inflating enemy HP. I will 3 bar at multiple points throughout the run including but not limited to: both day bosses, both castle bosses, any shifting earth and of course the nightlord. you have been warned. avoid queueing for the immediate future if you aren't 100% confident in your ability to carry a complete and utter retard the entire time.
and before you ask, no i will not share my ign. if you're brave enough, you'll just have to queue and find out.

>>542209107
>while the breath attacks are legit traps to use with how much fp they use and how little damage they do.
The dragonwound passive from boss gachas exists to make communion less terrible.

>>542209152
Funny how the sprint and drink were synced too kek

>>542209152
>>542209158
surprised to see multiple greatbow raiders in the thread at the same time

>>542209236
Shame there's so few dragons to make use of it.
I will say rot breath is actually useful due to ranged rot procs and soso damage.

>>542209236
Its unusable because it only works if you have a dragon incant in your left hand and a weapon in the right hand for the buff to go on, and then have the stats to effectively use that weapon.

>>542209246
And we both downed because we took slow flask, haha.

>>542209498
Oh damn I didnt notice haha yeah that's kino

I wish I had a cat

>>542209498
That would have gotten you both even with normal flasks.

I wish I was drinking right now

>>542209646
I had double full hp negations, it would have stung but I'd have lived.

>>542209707
im drinking right now and it made me close the game because i want to play something more braindead while i make myself retarded

who is brynhildr

>>542209725
1. Neither of you had full health when ressed
2. You res at 50% hp
3. Flask takes time to fill hp bar (even a normal flask) and you got instagibbed
4. Neither of you was the actual target

>>542209909
VALHALLA IS COMPLETE

>>542209909
He's been playing on the password for at least the past week, maybe longer, I don't remember.

>>542209895
I used to play overwatch while drinking

>>542210051
im going to play monster hunter

>>542209994
Doesn't it count as full hp if it would heal to full though? I always see status buildup stop the instant I sip, not only after it heals to full. Same with the negations too.

>>542204456
I was thinking the exact same thing Kek
>>542207872
This but unironically
>>542208534
Who asked though

>>542210005
you sound like a tranny. I bet you have a spreadsheet of everyone you play with and a detailed report of their performance.

>>542209707
>>542209895
>>542210051
>>542210167
This is not The Drunkard Blogging Diaries general. Keep it to yourself and keep it on topic.

>>542209895
Dragon's Dogma 1 while listening to your favorite playlist is kino drunkcore.

>>542207162
so is duchess not allowed to cast if there's a recluse on the team? this is retarded logic. she has restage, a great dodge, and good dex, its a tradeoff to being all in on casting

>>542210232
That I don't know. I'm saying there was no way out of it because doggo was targeting ironeye and did the attack before you lads even sipped.
The timing was too tight regardless. Going frame by frame you have 19 frames from your sip taking effect and you dying.
19 frames, that's like .4 seconds delta anon.

>>542210335
Duskbloods is doomed.

>>542210581
Is recluse and revenant not allowed to cast if there's a duchess on the team?

>>542207580
are you the one spreading these retarded ass "wylder loses 20% of his damage with -3 strenght" posts? shut the fuck up retard, you're full of shit.

>>542210602
I meant to reply to
>>542210389
I'm a fucking mess sorry.

>>542210642
yeah they can cast too. glad we came to an agreement that faith duchess is good.

>>542210581
In a realistic scenario from many many games one of you is going to be equipment light by day 3 unless the recluse realizes you are going to gimp her and takes some seals or the 3rd player feeds one of you.

You think it won't happen but it will. Not an issue if you are in a group that is using voice chat or using /erg/ as your discord channel.

>two D3 games and one D4 games with one of the worst players I've seen on the password
I just wanted to get some buffer room on my D5. At least I got one extra actually solid D4 game though.

!!! BEWARE /erg/ERS !!!
I am a depth 5 veteran and will now queue up with the password. I carried every single game up to this point. I am absolutely godlike and will be nothing but a radiant star to your team, doing 70% of the total teamwide DPS. I will 0 bar at multiple points throughout the run including but not limited to: both day bosses, both castle bosses, any shifting earth and of course the nightlord. You have been blessed by my benevolent self. Avoid queueing for the immediate future if you aren't 100% confident in your ability to stand in the shadow of a complete and utter pro gamer the entire time.
And before you ask, no I will not share my ign. If you're brave enough, you'll just have to queue and find out.

>>542210712
>attack wood post with normal stats
>200
>attack with lowered stats
>180
It's basically that.

>>542210794
nah I'm extremely good at rolling with what I get and paying attention to my teammates inventories. wouldn't happen with me on the team

>>542192128
Where did you get this screenshot of the movie derete it or I carru lawyas stupid gaijin

>>542211004
more like
>attack wood post with normal stats
>200
>attack with lowered stats
>199
is how it actually goes

>>542211004
That's 10%

>>542211004
so 20% went to 10% and is 'basically' what you meant?
>>542211057
I'd play with ya, in a non-gay way. Whether you are good or bad I'm that guy that feeds people their kit.

>>542211116
Incorrect. Actual numbers went from 758 to 619.
>>542211123
>>542211158
I never stated 20% on anything. Don't make strawman posts.

>>542210602
>>542210731
I forgive you but only if we make love later :)

>>542211297
>I never stated 20% on anything. Don't make strawman posts.
True, thats on me. I'm with the other anons though, you've been spewing a lot of weird elitist number crunching that doesn't matter and being a spastic at people using your numbers as a cudgel.
But hey, for all I know that isn't you and someone else that likes to pretend to be other anons was using your autism to attack anons instead.
Your actual numbers do show a marked drop in the damage, but a better option than yelling at everyone about how sub-optimal they are maybe they can just press r1 once more. Don't suck the fun out of the playing the vidya.

>>542211619
I'm not even yelling at people about how sub-optimal they are. I'm just saying 6 points in a stat matter enough that a 10 point different matters even more.

>>542211619
The number crunching is completely pulled out of his ass. Saying x loses 10% on ALL DAMAGE EVER for a stat change to begin with is just ragebait

>>542211619
It's not even suboptimal in this case. I guarantee a duchess with incants will have to press R1 less than a rev, every time. All down to restage

>>542211819
>>542211781
In that case play faith bird.

>>542197806
He was holding 36 at the end of stream. I wonder what the endgame of this will look like

gg bug
you could have pinged that flame of frenzy seal if you were gonna drop it rev all i had was dragonfire

>>542211995
Seems like the rancid chat didn't scare anyone off.

>>542211986
His mind and kit is too unfun for me to enjoy that but I'm sure it's viable
pretty much anything is viable so long as you know how to make the most of what you got anyway

>>542212050
>erg players
>pinging actually useful items

i wish im at home playing nightreign

>>542211781
Its probably just autism my dude. He might be doing math wrong in his autistic investigations but they are probably done with autistic efficiency minded good will. If he thinks x is best and has done some possibly dubious maths to come to that conclusion his autism will insist he proselytize it to his anon cohorts so they too can be more efficient.
The hyper autistic will hit a brick wall when faced with applying their theory though. I'm sure he wants to help everyone but he can't into anyone simply not caring about the optimization when there is an action element to the game.

>>542212127
You are correct in that everything is viable. Just look at revenant and how the devs keep nerfing her and refuse to fix her. She's still viable.

>x isn't viable because it does 10% less damage with heavy attacks and...
>put on antspur rapier regardless of class, build, preferences
>do more damage than that anyway
You can do whatever you want, it's all for fun if it's not the antspur rapier anyway

>>542204056
Threadreader post

>>542212151
Me too

>>542200792
Slugma is terr. There are archives of him going off on rants about Indians in case you had any doubts about him being the schizo.

>>542212469
>use antspur
>die because the boss does an attack aimed at someone else that misses them completely but hits you and one taps you

>>542212352
she is definitely viable, i've won 1 d5 game with STR rev.
the game gets significantly harder though since your summons usually die in one hit and you will go down a lot even with damage negation buffs.

PSA to erg: before reviving your friend, ask yourself "is the boss about to do a big AoE attack that will kill both me and the person I'm about to revive?"

>>542212935
>have 90% damage negation at full hp
>still die at full hp, confirmed with the little aura effect, anyway at d4 and beyond
They seriously need to buff her hp.

>>542213020
ill die right next to you so it will look good on the screenshot

>>542213020
no i will win with my erg friends or die together as dogs

>>542213020
It won't kill me because I'm good at dodging and it won't kill my erg friend because I belive in their abilities

>>542213020
i will claw shot revive you at any cost anon

people saw

>>542213020
EUUURRRRRRGGGGHHH

>>542212469
>if you calculate the damage done by rot then antspur is the best DPS weapon in the game!!!
I will cast 2 charged crystal bursts and out damage your entire contribution to the fight.

>>542213672
Anon, have you ever spammed r1 with it? The thing does dumb damage to everything with everyone for some reason.

>>542212230
Last I checked the absolute greatest loss from any stat change relic was 10%, I don't know why people freak the fuck over it. Measuring the +STR -FAI on Revenant was like a 5% incantation damage decrease for a 20% gain on STR weapons

>>542213345
bro was fighting his demons leave him be

>>542213734
Yeah that's why I said 2 charged spells, I was being generous.

>>542213672
Same but with lightning spear. Or lightning strike if it would ever fucking drop

>>542213745
I see 2 camps
>autists that genuinely like messing with numbers like that
>autists that need that type of difference to win (more a mental block than a real thing)
Both are fine in the end but both fail to realize that you won't be getting the same buff passives every round so it is inherently swingy even if you minmax. You might make the absolute best build possible on paper but never get good passives to make it pop while the guy running a less minmaxed build is getting the luckrolls to make his build go nuclear.
The rng makes most of this meaningless, but some anons just like talking about it. This is infinitely better than gaslighting each other about 'personas.'

>>542213672
Okay chinaman with 6 crystallian sorceries

>>542214028
Speaking of RNG I don't even have any usable night invader relics, i'll always be suboptimal as fuck anyway

my contribution to the fight is doing 2 r1s at the start then reviving for the rest of the fight

>>542214137
I don't even run it because hunting invaders isn't quite normalized like gaolmaxing was.

>>542213986
>lightning strike
This shit is more rare than moonlight greatsword

>>542214393
Tell me about it. The game will give you 50 forti lightning stakes for every 1 lightning strike. I see death lightning more often than it.

1/3 for nearly an hour
damn son
we dead

>>542213020
I can't bare to see you on the floor any longer. I will get you up NOW

>>542214561
Zorban's stream ended, better luck tomorrow

>>542213345
Not him but sometimes I get an itchy trigger finger too :(

>>542214561
I got up to do some chores and get some food. I'll queue up in a few minutes.

>>542212150
I need sex with women who look like this
>>542214141
That’s good enough don’t worry
>>542214561
People are done with this shit broseph get used to it it’s only getting worse from here

>>542214561
post that block list

>>542215130
>I need sex with women who look like this
It's an elf. With a dick.
A horse dick

>>542215421
Is that why it has a chin like that curly haired guy anons post sometime?

>>542215130
weird post

>>542214561
this is extremely autistic but I burned my Depth 5 safety net because of someone today and I'm still annoyed by it. my schizo theory of weekend players being way worse than work week adults and NEET's is just proven right every single time.

gg nightman

>yesterday
>all heolster
>today
>all dogs
Fuck me. I just want to dab on bugs or caligo or something man. Quit giving me stressful stuff.

that was a relatively fast d5 heolster lads
This build is kinda sick. Thrusting sword dormant, antspur with attack up against rotted targets and some matk

>>542217343
I ran into two of the fucking RNG geysers. Goddamnit.

nice

>>542217401
Ive been there, really gay they dont pull your camera back except for when the phase is ending.

>>542217427
It's just a magma wyrm anon surely you can deal enough damage

>>542215642
>Doesn't have 3999 safety points

BAKA DESU SENPAI

>>542215421
>>542215510
don’t tell lies that’s a woman because im hard for her too

Moments/characters/builds/occasions for this feeling in Shartreign?

>play dps duchess
>only find one blue full hp negation during entire run
>get ed gladius
>nohit entire run, both randoms 3bar, boss at 15% hp, ult soon
>get one shot to the fucking normal lunge attack (boss not even buffed)

wtf do i do if i dont find 50+ dmg negation, bajs

>>542217835
Swapping from Guardian to another character

I have never won a caligo game with randoms

>>542217835
executor when stacking seppuku

>>542217835
finding crucible feather talisman as duchess

>>542217835
Not playing with /erg/ after months of only playing with them

>>542218525
i wish recluse were my mommy

>>542218947
sex with your mommy

>>542217685
I had to carry two d3s matches instead of getting more d4 or d5 matches. Not my fault

>>542218947
Handjob nursing this anon while he plays Nightreign

>>542219054
You don't look like that

>>542218991
I say this
>>542219054
You need to sleep with me

>>542218991
yeah me having sex with my mommy
>>542219071
ty mommy, can we have sex later?

Swapping from another character to Ironeye

>>542194424
>>542194889
>It's only possible to beat the game with good relics on

>>542219849
Refer to >>542005107

>>542217835
Revkittens/Reclusluts draining me of a fat load after a hard fought battle

ggs regular dogs. I had crazy rot build up the whole run, lol. Also my finger slipped and hit the drink button right as dog was running at me :(

>>542218525
>left pinky the size of her entire head
artists and hands lmao

>>542219180
I look like this when I play Nightreign

>>542221432
You should be my erg girlfriend

i'm practicing ed dogs in freereign with just wylder gs and you literally cannot fucking punish with it, every single recovery animation leaves you open to the bite punish including his rolling r1. if you don't get fast or ranged damage you can't fucking play this boss.

>>542221432
>>542221505
You should both kill yourselves.

>>542221545
can you teach me how to dodge the combo that starts with the chain sword slam down?

>>542221545
You have to play every boss like PCR in this game. The aggro is designed for 3 people

>>542221432
Trans girl Wylder main

>>542221545
It's definitely designed around other players holding aggro but he's so dangerous to be in melee against in general + he has a really shit model to actually hit + HE WON'T STOP MOVING.
Just grab a fucking greatbow and shoot him for 200 a pop or whatever, you'll do way more than trying to hit him with a sword.

gg hors
i shouldnt have dropped all the lightning attack passives

>>542221545
Walk away when it charges towards you. You'll be able to punish its running attack, then you can run away or roll into it if it does one of those attacks where it goes to tge side. You could go into it and its left to dodge every attack it could throw at you from that position but that requires and quick attack (so you can punish the running attack safely and still be able to aggress) and surge sprinting which requires a lot of stamina so it's only really viable on Duchess

GG pony
I find it funny how non ed is more dangerous with all the goo throwing and spastic nature. Stopped trying to jump through his ground aoe's too because of lingering hitboxes as well.

>>542221798
I could post a webm as a demonstration.

>>542221865
Say "gg everypony"

>>542221883
The 3dog phase works as followong: the sword dog howls then all of them charge at you for about 10-15 second after which one of them will overextend, giving you spme time to get some damage in. You can avoid most of its attacks by sitting in its face and walking to the side if you want to conserve stamina. Then the cycle repeats.

>>542222036
The sword dog was a sword spin attacks and to avoid it (as an average player) I recommend sitting a bit behind its left back leg (this SHOULD make it so it misses you) and then rolling the second swipe.

>>542222137
>was a
has a*
Keep in mind, this is if you're the target and are close to it. Youcan also just surge sprint away if you feel like it's going to howl soon.

>>542222013
stfu horsefucker

>do 2 normal heolstor run because I wanna try parrying him, one solo, one trio (spoilers: worked in solo, but couldn't do it in trios ;_;)
>trio with duchess, executor
>we challenge an erdtree avatar at the lake at lv5
>executor 3-bars 4 times, cannot go more than 10 seconds without going down
>won't touch the nearby grace at the cave to reset his bar
>ragequits halfway through the fight
I certainly don't miss these kind of teammates, lmao

also pic related, love me getting a last second successive attack negation item from these statues, why don't I ever see others open these?

>>542222267
Based
>>542221432
You still need to sleep with me

>>542221596
dodge right to avoid the sword dragging back, then dodge forward to avoid the jumping slam, then it drags the sword clockwise starting at 9 oclock so dodge forward right when its at 12 oclock (behind it), then dodge right again to avoid the forward slash. its the same combo it does after run back + left and right swings.

>>542221798
surge sprint works but i don't have the stamina for it on base wylder. i'm basically fine regular sprinting until one of the niggers jumps ahead of me and camera fucks me whether i'm locked on or not.

GGs horse. some of the worst weapon rng i'v had in a while. Glad we had no trouble with the boss though.

>>542223105
The preferred weapon relics feel like such dogshit on some runs. 30% chance my ass.

>>542217835
The guardian disconnecting at some point in the game.

>>542222979
They always do a double bite after a charge attack into you, which makes it more manageable and if you're sprinting away you're already in a position where you can stay to their sides to avoid the attack.

ggs heolster. I got locked into the slow ass greatshield R2 a couple of times there trying to get cheeky with guard countering him, haha. Figured it'd be a cakewalk with all the discuses we got anyway.

>>542224246
tell me you got a clip from the start when he teleported on top of me as i was emoting

>>542224334
My game was lagging so I closed OBS on day 1 sadly, but that did make me chuckle

>>542222531
The weapon is just an RNG blue, bit of a gamble to spend time/ult on something that can be anything for anyone.
The stone is worth it if its early in the run and 1) you have an ult to driveby it with OR an enemy/boss is near that can break it for you 2) you have something to spend the stone on. The only other consideration is the far northeast boss area which has one just outside the circle, its always worth it to blast it with an ult during the initial trash phase because its outside the game's timer and if its the epic stone someone can almost certainly use it.

>>542223710
if i starting fighting one the others approach me and then i'm surrounded. i can't afford to do anything except a stray hit and continue kiting. maybe if i had some fucking stamina to do more than 3 actions without losing surge sprint.

>>542224334
wish i could remove the menus

>>542224460
yeah that was the northeast statue. got my ult back by the time the actual boss spawned

we did it gang!
d5 ED libra.

GGs ED LIbra. Jesus christ I wanted to do nothing more than put madness on him, but those invaders were fucking hounding me.

GG ED5 Libra
Recluse why did you drop less likely to be targeted. Condemned made beeline for you.

>>542225527
I swear I didn't know I dropped it at some point. By the time I realized I had it was too late to go back for it.

>>542225492
recluse panties

>>542225505
I had less likely to be targeted and an executor condemned would not get off my dick. I mean literally the entire fucking fight from the second condemned set he didn't die until the very end. I only take it on Duchess since it makes both rotting Libra and reviving people a lot easier.
Also sorry not sorry about spam pinging during the fight sometimes. Whenever you guys were doing something not near him I wanted to try and let you know that he was doing sigils.
also fuck these shrimps

>>542225737
>I had less likely to be targeted and an executor condemned would not get off my dick.
No you didn't. I think you also dropped it off flame whip, since clear screen only had me with less likely.
Pinging for sigil was nice desu, it did make me look.

I miss my big bro...

>>542225737
and golems
>>542225934
>no you didn't
Oh god fucking damnit. I did drop it for flame whip, that's why they were on my dick. The entire fucking time I thought I had it and I was wondering what the FUCK was going on.

Q status?

>>542224759
Just run until only one of them is chasing you, then you can fight it for about 10 seconds until you have to fuck off.

>>542227051
lemme shower and i'll queue

I think the bloodborne stolen blood echoes mechanic goes way underappreciated, I'm glad they added it to Nightreign

>>542227540
>not using the hook in air
name?

>>542227051
going to play gachas for next 2-3 hours

>>542227618
all part of the plan, I saved him the run back into the circle and he still got all his exp back
in fact Raider and Recluse were able to clear the poison ruins together while I was on my way back, I don't think the Recluse would've done it on her own if me and Raider were still both in the rain

>>542219054
>>542221432
You will never be a woman, trooner lilies fan.
>>542219071
>>542219273
>>542219251
>>542221505
>>542221646
>>542222958
Don't ERP here you nasty brown faggot *dropkicks you back to your country*

q

Oh man, it sure was worth ignoring rot woods to go across the map to kill that condemned, huh?

why the fuck did we not just kill the ancestor spirit

>>542229449
>>542229490
That's what happens when you don't block xhe shiftytroon.

>>542229815
lmao, I'm not even on yet schzio

"I'll definitely find another poison weapon, I want successive" - Guy who didn't find another poison weapon for Adel

>>542230035
you don't really need poison for him
the only weaknesses i'll target are fire for cali and holy for dogs - only one person needs lightning for horse and even that's for only the first half of ED

>>542230213
What if you get regular maris huh what then BITCH

>>542230213
You don't need it but as Executor having it on Adel is free damage just lying around

>>542229992
Shouldn't you be currently getting raped by stray dogs?

>>542230213
>that one person goes down just before his charged ground spears special
now what bitch

>>542230264
he does the one move so infrequently that someone should have ult always
>but what i-
play better characters

>>542230264
I alt+f4 into a better boss.

>>542230292
There is nothing wrong with wanting to be railed by giant dogs and centaur horsecock

>>542230264
oh no, not regular maris...
>>542230318
get better teammates or try and force a posture break

is arcaneye relic worth it

>>542230818
Yes. You lose a bit of dex for much higher status buildup.

>>542230818
Are you playing Ironeye like Executor and spamming corpse piler instead of plinking with arrows? If yes, it is, if no, it's not.

>>542230948
>>542230818
Does arcane affect the damage of the statuses like bleed? So if I'm playing Duchess and I "steal" the bleed from the Executer is that bad?

>>542231015
Arcane only affects buildup rate not damage inflicted

>>542230413
>get better teammates
Translation: lose.

LMAO holy fuck i was on the phone basically that whole run i didn't expect it to go that poorly
i also got dad dicked by the night's cavalry

Wylder is a redhead

>>542231101
You can just dodge the ground spike so you can still carry
>>542231908
Ew no

>>542231980
Yes

>>542231908
I'd give Wylder head until I was red if you know what I mean.

>>542232260
I don't understand

>>542232298
I'm gay.

why is ancient dragon lightning so fucking bad

>want to stop playing ironeye
>game gives me this CE kino relic

>>542230818
bet you jelly rn

because it trivialised big bosses in ER

>>542232550
yeah and? whos gonna complain? the bosses?

>>542232751
The playtesters actually. They said it made the game too easy. Keep in mind this was the network test version of the game which was even easier than the original NR release.

doesnt ancient drago/death lightning take 4 full seconds to fully charge, if you get that off next to your target without getting oneshot then you deserve big damage

>3 wylder stack
>the other two drop their shields immediately
>day 2 we finally get around to the castle sewer
>red BBH
>my time to shine
>get a ton of parries, half of them those annoying whiff desync parries where I take 0 damage but the boss doesn't get riposted
>one of the wylder is so scared he stays in the back for the entire first 33% hp of the fight
>we end up taking him down without going down ourselves a single time
I fucking love parrying so much

>>542232550
--> >>542005107

even doe we voted to merge

Stop Ironeye dashing through bosses in the middle of their swing to teamkill allies you fucks

>>542232380
sucking wylder dick isn't even top 40 gayest things you can do

>>542233767
>I didn't roll and it's my Ironeye's fault o algo

Watching zorban streak last night was so depressing for the erg bros who had to play with him

>>542234342
i turned it on for a second and he was throwing fireballs at maris with guardian.

>>542234417
So he went from doing no damage to doing no damage?

gg I forgot to use the consumables (again).

>>542234592
Is dingle still throwing or can he be unblocked?

>>542234646
What do you mean by throwing?

New record, was headshotting outland commander for 1300 when you had him poisoned. Disgusting.
ggs on ED adel duchess & wylder

>>542234342
how *dormant power discovers gb* could this *swaps weapons for the right cocktail* have happened *uses jar cannon for 30m*

>>542234712
Doing most damage by using rain of arrows

>>542234646
Never mind, I have my answer.
>>542234721

>>542234712
Not playing how I want him to play

im still waiting for a decent dormant power straight sword relic to drop, have not seen one since DoN released

>>542234935
>Activate Windows
Good god man

>>542234935
based windows pirate dingle
keep em seething king

>>542235001
I can't be arsed to do the keygen shit again.

Rude

Haven't popped into nightreign in like 3 months after like the first 3 everdarks. Doing some warm ups with solo heolstor before I pop into the depths. What have I missed?

>>542234935
did you boot windows from a dongle?

>>542235313
Nothing. Ironeye is still OP, revenant is still underpowered, the chinese are still subhuman cheaters.

i'm so fucking mad
that entire fucking game i got input read by every fucking enemy no matter what the fuck i did
mad mad mad mad mad mad mad

an unfortunate loss but I'm surprised we got as far as we did

>>542235441
skill issue

>>542234935
>has to then reposition for 10 years to do damage again but gets clipped and 3 bars once again

>>542235590
True. The church rat was tough.

me HATE condemned
>riot incited
>they're all fighting amongst themselves
>suddenly this asshole just turns and oneshots me
i wish i found a single mitigation

>>542235807
hehe

Curious how no one ever complains about banderson playing faith wylder or int raider
Quite an enigma, hmm...

>>542235950
That asshole did the frenzy eye 4 times in a row during that fight

>>542236006
he does? Time to update the blocklist

>>542236006
You haven't blocked him? He plays from Argentina or Brazil o algo. I used to always lag with him in game.

HEHE
>>542236025
i honestly believe this fight is fucking abhorrent

>>542235950
>ults under zero pressure with his back turned to boss
Be better

>>542236163
>>542235807
Wheres your restage iframe bro?

>>542236212
i ulted to try and stop the build up of madness because i had zero flasks or negates
i was looking at him the entire time but ulting turns your camera
eat my benis

>>542236163
I actually kind like ed libra but phase 2 does have way too much focus on the condemned, especially if you lack the aoe to burst them

>>542236316
i don't have a decent relic with it that fits into anything. maybe i should just use it anyway for dumb shit like this fug

>>542236163
not dodging libra from queue
name? for the blocklist?

>>542236457
xXx_snyperKILLA_xXx

>>542236317
turn off cinematic camera

>>542236395
I think even in depth 5 recluse can one shot with her big lightning? But I rarely see people try it.

>>542236006
He doesn’t 3 bar often, doesn’t run off on his own half the match, doesn’t have tunnel vision for gaol or invader maxing and knows how to rez people. Unfortunately the queue is infested with shifty duck, greatbow raiders and ego maniacs so people seem to correlate doing off meta things with griefing

>>542236529
wait that stops it?
FUG AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>542236529
Oh thats what that does ? Kinda soul-less to turn it off but its also a pain in the ass

>>542236659
I say it once again.
Be better.

>>542236659
>>542236769
I turned that shit off like week 1 because I hated the zoom in on wylder's stake

>>542236820
how am i supposed to be better when i don't even know what these options do i'm gonna strangle you with the shredded remains of my microscopic length usb cord that my pet rat named ratthew chewed on

>>542236951
>pet rat
May we see it ?

>>542236951
>pet rat named ratthew
pics?

>>542236951
poor guyski

>>542236951
can he skateboard?

I want to kill myself. It wasn't even ED and I still managed to get killed like a shitter.

gg goat

>>542237048
>>542237028
he's sleeping in his hide and i don't like to disturb him
>>542237236
he cannot
you can however have a picture of my rescue gecko. he already had boneitis when I got him and a skinny tail, now he got a fat one and is getting around better.

>>542237515
>jobbing to regular libra
steam? for the blocklist

>>542237612
very nice, cute lizard

Mod Engine 3 is such a dogshit application. Why are all the modders shilling it?

>>542236951
>>542237612
That’s fucking disgusting faggot. Stop keeping disease carrying rodents in your home.
>gecko
Ok, that’s acceptable and cool. Good job. But you should still get rid of the rat.

>>542237952
kill yourself, rats make great pets

>>542228981
>>542229331
>>542229430
Epic brown fail

>>542237952
brown post

>>542237840
welcome to game modding
it's all dogshit (except factorio)

>>542237952
cat paws typed this

>>542231908
Nah blonde works better. Cute art though.
>>542232260
You end every woman alive.

ggs, easy dogs easy life.

>>542238029 (Me)
Meant for >>542238021

>>542238145
>terr not celebrating on the cube
typical

>>542233759
You voted for it because you were the only one there

>>542238214
He had to tab out to make these posts >>542238029
>>542238021

>>542227729
>>542231203
homo posts

>>542238214
cube is a good movie trilogy
hyper cube was kinda stretching it tho

>>542238021 (me)
Meant for
>>542238006
>>542238029
>>542238174

no dog form = no cube

>>542238331
>>542238145

>>542238252
Didn’t know he was high test like that pretty cool
>>542238325
Nah only 1 and 2 were decent the third was donkey shit

>>542238395
why is he smelling raider's taint

>Guard counter activates holy/skeleton attack
I like how these dont scale at all, and do like 100 damage

GG D5 Adel
I wish I knew it was gonna be Adel, would've brought greatbow or something. Maybe one day I'll remember the boss spawns. Atleast I was able to support you guys with Milos's Ash.

>>542238395
Oh. My. Fauci. That is so heckin' cute and valid terr, my fellow xister! You are our favorite puppy pilled trans girl. I cannot wait for your bottom surgery soon!

who's redemptionarc

>>542238946
Someone's dog

>>542238946
me, whats up?

>>542238946
I think it's Bjark

>>542238446
I say that.
>>542238862
No arrow therefore you say that.

>>542238331
>Outplaying base Gladius is no cause for celebration. I could have beaten it blindfolded! What a waste of my time!

>>542239976
It is cause for celebration. Xhe jobs to the easiest mini bosses after all.

naw das GAWDlike terr

naw das DAWGshit terr

let me backstab game please

What are some tips for dealing with night invaders effectively?

gg d5 mystery heolstor. fitting way to finally rank up to max

>want to use my carian sword duchess build
>can’t find red dormant staves
>don’t want to lottery nothing a brick my build

>>542241423
>Greatbow, yes it's actually useful against them, it stunlocks and they very, VERY rarely dodge it
>Just have one player kite them while the others stab them the anus
>Ironeye's mark obliterates them
>Any magic with decent tracking like Stars of Ruin, but some magic like the crystal shotgun and adulla's moonblade destroys them
>Lightning bolts work surprisingly well
>Rivers of Blood deletes them

TLDR just use ashes and spells

gg bugs
whorl tear is so nice for damage during animus' beams

lol cc you obliterated redmoth

>>542241423
always go to the entrance. trigger their spawn then fall back and wait for them to run to you. use cover. once theyre out in the open the name of the game is stunlocking them. you always need to learn the timing of when they are invulnerable when getting up etc. the melee ones really arent bad but ironeye and recluse are the real problems

>>542241423
spam jump attacks
guard while approaching if it's an ironeye

>>542235085
KMSpico

>>542241667
>Drink crimsonwhorl
>Get deathblighted

Many such cases

>>542241530
Carian slicer is unusable in depths higher than 3

>>542241924
just don't run any damage taken status relics ez
>>542241926
???

>>542241926
>t. chinese cheater

all my dormant seals are on yellow relics why

>>542242013
>>542242093
Why the fuck would you use a melee range spell in depths 4 and 5 with the risk of being one-shot it's retarded

>>542242469
because i'm good at the game and can survive in melee range? its dps is very good and it's cheap too

>password q takes forever
>even random q takes a few minutes
ntrbros... it's over...

>>542242469
>Why would you want to use the spell with the highest dps and FP efficiency in the game

Truly a mystery

>>542242469
uses duchess to spam dodge away from every fight
>>542242541
based

gg libra

it took me like 2000 hours to realize the ramparts at forts have silver chests on top of them

>>542242541
Liar
>>542242657
It doesn't have the highest dps and whats the point of playing a caster if you have to get up close anyway
>>542242750
Pointless

>run away from the jumpable AoE Libra does when he's in his powered up state
>the fight becomes a million times more manageable
it doesn't even surprise me

ggs libra. Fuck you shifty lmfao. We would have been so boned if that was ED, we have 0 fucking damage. and why did you drop the RoA only AFTER I put my purple stone into the one I had. Wtf man. Just wtf.

>>542242924
I still dont know where the three chests in the castle are and I'm 9999

>>542243151
roa?

>>542243235
at the open gate entrance before the moat where theres 2 banished knights, then to the left there is a big one who drops an orb. you climb there wall behind him

>>542243245
dingle plays great bow raider
great bows have rain of arrows (roa)
he is fucking useless without a roa greatbow

>>542243245
RoA bow I mean.

>>542243151
Fuck off, the boss was almost dead and i had my ult ready, it was a calculated move to get some loot
Also retard, I had a smiting stone 2 for my bow so you could have had it if you wanted

>>542243151
I'm not enabling your shitty griefbow build. Kys.

>>542243151
I was never someone to argue here about meme builds like gbow x. But perhaps this run can serve as an example of what happens when the others do meme shit too
On that note: I will alt f4 if there's raider and rev at the same time on character select screen, LMAO

>>542237840
Because it's good kek

>>542243151
this one goes out to shittycuck
https://youtu.be/BI5IA8assfk?si=uuCrM-LtGWdcTW3d

>>542243151
>>542243407

>>542243425
you are not me

>>542243607
based
I'm gonna start hoarding greatbows from shitters too now

>>542243407
>drop bow, ping it, prattling pate "please help"
>you look at me
>i look at you
>a few seconds pass
>i wiggle
>you just stand there
>okay...
>i pick up the bow and go upgrade it
>we do more prep
>THEN you drop your bow
Seriously, what took you so long? And if you were sitting on the stone... why didn't you ping it? Or do anything to communicate? Actually now that I think about it why don't you ever ping where you're going, lol. And why the fuck are you walking off in the middle of a boss fight to go fucking loot chests in the rain. Wtf is wrong with you. We're not in a voice chat where you can just say "imma go loot", we're fighting the boss expecting there to be 3 of us, not 2.

OH NO NO NO SHITTYKEK XISTERS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>542243235
up here
if you're on the inside where the banished knight with a dormant is you can hop up a little broken slab to get here too, i just like going this way.

>>542243524
We won fine, it just took forever for a regular libra. It's not "meme shit" that's the problem, he just made some really bizarre choices. Like it would have been fine if he just hadn't dropped the bow at all. I get it, you wanted RoA, fine whatever, but it sure looked like he waited until I used my stone to drop it.

shiftyduck theme song
https://youtu.be/Vcrb6365GsQ?si=RY0J7NPoNF3aDYca

>>542243813
It took me a while because I was actively using the bow you dick so I took a few seconds to think
I literally waited until the end of the boss fight to check the chests, you seriously can't handle the hippo for 10 seconds ?
>>542244024
>but it sure looked like he waited until I used my stone to drop it.
lmao, really ? I had nothing other than my bow to upgrade anyway, If you'd asked again I would have dropped it dude, in fact I was considering doing it during the fight

>>542243813
I'm in VC with her she told me

>>542243620
I still stand by it doe. If I'm in a griefbow game I am not passing you any rnge attack, arrow talismans, skill attack, etc

>>542243813
I would rather have sissysucc pingless solo adventures than a dead weight griefbow raider

Please horse go away from me I only have standing still spells

>>542244206
>I literally waited until the end of the boss fight to check the chests, you seriously can't handle the hippo for 10 seconds ?
Do you really think that's the problem I have...? That golden hippo is just too hard? It's obviously the principle of the matter man. At least ping what you're doing so we know we're a man down. I'm not keeping track of where everyone is at all times. The game gives you one way to communicate, please use it. It's the bare minimum.
>If you'd asked again I would have dropped it dude
Wtf does "asking again" look like in this situation? It was pretty obvious what I was communicating, and I gave it a good moment for you to work it. Why on earth would anybody think repeating those steps would yield results?

>dingle has to experience playing with another great bow user
>Causes him to have a generational crash out
You love to see it.

>>542244280
>I'm in VC with her
Based

>>542244514
always buy the backup lightning weapon from the merchant
>inb4 no one has a lightning weapon to break his spell and everyone just dies to nightglow while they cant move

>>542244632
It was ED, the horse just wanted to beat me up. I got rezzed at the end and the moment I got up I had a red mark on me

>have dormant colossal weapons
>get 1 colossal weapon at the beginning of the game
>literally 0 throughout the rest of the game

bullshit game with your bullshit relics not working fuck you bloody bitch bastard

>>542244537
> Why on earth would anybody think repeating those steps would yield results?
Because I dropped my bow? Evidently displaying my willingness to give it to you?

mom said its my turn to use the greatbow

>>542244843
so desperate

Complaining someone isn't lootsharing fast enough is so insanely douchey. Dingle maybe you shouldn't be playing this game if something so small causes a meltdown this big

>>542244983
what does that mean
do you need help

This reminds me of that time a Recluse yoinked a gravel seal from a Revenant and did nothing with it and it started a big arguement

just play recluse dingle
the gameplay will be the same (besides doing less damage and not knocking enemies over) but there will be 500% less autistic tantrums in the thread

>>542244615
>>542244280
Gay faggot image plus not true

>>542245102
That was lotus right? Xhe is a known seething shitter.

>>542245043
I also bring up topics I read about in /erg/ yesterday unprompted.
>>542245114
Its harder to throw games like that.

>>542245114
>Recluse
>Doing less damage than anyone
?

>teammates got wiped because of libras' madness landmines
sad.

>>542245114
>less autistic tantrums in the thread
You haven't realized what he's doing yet lol

>>542245438
RoA can actually outdps magic spam on some nightlords, surprisingly.

>>542243151
>memebow raider with mememagic revenant
damn, i feel bad for the third guy

>>542245593
on 2 nightlords if they stand still and the griefbow raider isn't floorhugging sure

>>542245775
Don't be, they are all in a polyamorous relationship like you read about on reddits.

fastest d5 ed bugs kill i've ever seen GGs

>>542246064
>terr/sneed/dragon going down again

>>542245180
>I also bring up topics I read about in /erg/ yesterday unprompted.
it just happened to me
stop thinking there's boogeymen out to get you