Thread 542191276

>Patch Notes
• 7.35: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/9d2cad7a1028016719060b5ae3caeb5e369c89e9
• 7.31: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c04270777c63cabaa29d718eed4be4c1fca86c27
• 7.30: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c04405c6cbe8519a0b6c8aa5e4d88a5d447419c9

>Resources
• https://rentry.org/xivgresources

>Meetups
• October 10, 06:00 PM EDT | Malboro, Crystal, Goblet W13 P26 | Art Meetup
• October 10, 09:00 PM EDT | Diabolos, Crystal, Shirogane W25 P49 | Simpsons Treehouse of Horror marathon - https://poal.me/9l6zjv
• October 11, 01:00 PM EDT | Coeurl, Crystal, Lavender Beds W30 P3 | Made in Abyss Season 1
• October 11, 08:00 PM EDT | Balmung, Crystal, Shirogane Ward 14 - Kobun Gardens | Caturday Catparty!
• October 12, 04:00 PM EDT | Balmung, Crystal, Mist W13 Outside P22 | Abenobashi Watch Party
• October 18, 01:00 PM EDT | Coeurl, Crystal, Lavender Beds W30 P3 | Made in Abyss Season Movie
• October 18, 09:00 PM EDT | Leviathan, Primal, Wolves' Den | Halloween Theme CC
• October 25, 01:00 PM EDT | Coeurl, Crystal, Lavender Beds W30 P3 | Made in Abyss Season 2

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>>542191276 (OP)
God I have to rape Dan.

taking Alba out on wholesome activities

no one likes me qote

>>542190834
shut the fuck up gt

Kong…

Uuhh... BOYS???

>>542191412
You can't blame every post that hurts your feelings on your schizo.
>>542191478
Thank you for reminding me to leave that discord too.

I am the BPDemon of your dreams

feel like drinking

I am a femlala available for a moonlit date amongst the stars on like a tree-trunk home outside diner...

I'll look into your eyes as you don't avoid meeting your gaze with mine and then...

I'll talk about the most useless facts about the omegaverse...

>>542191546
Get a job

>>542191571
>omegaverse
um i think im good sorry

>>542191640
NO COME ON IT'S FUN PLEASE LISTEN

ffxiv mechanics like this?

>>542191571
This is not a femlala, it's an elf collector.

>>542191546
I do not dream of BPDemons. there's something about a paranoid prepper schizo I could get into, though

>>542191546
I'm the discouraged BPDangel of your dreams...

>>542191773
what the fuck is a dangel

>>542191731
How is this literally his fault? Nintendo can't even playtest their shit

I took a nap after work and now it's the middle of the night. Nice.

You guys need to stop letting everyone into the cliquecord, especially loud faggots like the Broth, pocket, hoshino and that other fat bara fag, they ruin the vibe and cry about everything and my Melf will not stand for it. Cant even say nigger without them pissing themselves.

>>542191820
I GOT A 90 DEGREE DANGLEEE

>>542191741
WRONG

>>542191756
PLEASE
COME ON
YOU'LL HAVE FUN
I KNOW IT

Would you like some CC calls?
I feel like shit

>>542191571
>Omegaverse
Holy shit that red flags brighter than a fucking parachute flare.

>>542191820
>>542191885
hehe

>>542191552
drink with me.
drinking makes you cool.
don't you want to be cool?

>>542191848
old ass nap having nigga

>>542191773
>>542191546
BOO!!!!!!!

a-nyone wanna... with m-my femra... all night l-long~?

>>542191552
Same

my femra shall nap in her yard until the moonie of her dreams comes online...

>>542191990
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>>542191552
I drank a pitcher of blueberry mojito with my girlfriend tonight.

>>542192060
but... i'm already online...

>>542191895
>Doosomini PotiniGoblin) I'm going on ahead!
Shit's looking grim.

I am
Going to sleep
On Light
Good night everybody

>>542191990
Show femra and i'll consider

>>542191552
don't do it...
is what I would say if I wasn't already

why does the simple tweaks screenshot resizer always crash my game...

>>542191907
There's literally nothing wrong about splurging in your chatbox about omegaverse...

What about putting an end to my fmezen's misery

>>542192058
Jesus Christ I want to fuck the shit out of you

>>542192118
then i'm afraid that your moonie is not the particular moonie in my femra's dreams...

My lalaboy is the ADHDemon of your nightmares

>>542192045
why're they so angry
>>542192058
why's she so fat
>>542192194
boys can't get pregnant

pride

greed

>>542192131
He fucking mogs you
his drk is godlike
you are ass

>>542192289
no... this can't be happening...

>>542192058
may my femlala please suck on your titties

Fatass femra Friday. Post new ones you saw over the week.

>>542191552
I think I will tonight too

>>542192067
t-there's no n-need to be r-rude....

>>542192142
i w-would but p-people are mean!

My moonie is pretty sleeby and shall be going to sleep continue watching this show in her comfy bed shortly

>>542192327
Poor diet.

>>542192327
>boys can't get pregnant
ITS FANTASY
YOU PUT PPS ON GIRLS ALL DAY AND EVERYONE IS OKAY WITH IT

WHY NOT TALK ABOUT HOW WHICH BOY CAN IMPREGNANT THE OTHER BOY

>>542192460
I said shut the fuck up, freak.

>>542192490
You can't put a pp on a girl. That's a boy.

Yeah fuck it ill drink

>>542191895
can we get my thread husband to join

>>542192490
o-okay... i'm sorry... just please don't impregnate me...

>>542192423
If you get drunk enough can you give me some JOI in game? I cum so hard to your femlala slampig its unreal.

>>542192365
idk, those three deaths had me questioning things

tired of plapping catgirls this week
need a femra or fiera tonight..

>>542192334
This bitch got GABE’d btw

>>542191947
So this is it..the peak of civilization..NA hours..(everything looks the same).

>>542192716
>>542191848

>>542192619
That would require you to actually ask me to do that in game.

>>542192684
haiiii... ^w^

>>542192684
>need a femra
i need to fuck maren celest os bad bros

>>542192684
Why not a femlala?

>>542192887
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>542192486
Peak femlala physique.

Faggy catboy Fridays...mayhaps?

>>542192536
why d-don't you m-make me, jerk!

>>542192545
my femlala became like this because of her eb leaving her

>>542192947
my moonie on the left his older brother on the right

Wow that was actually pretty intense. Felt like I was starting to get the hang of it after the second pull but the triangle rush aoes still fuck with me, I can never remember if the first one or second one does donuts. Second lunge is donut time, right? And then he does donuts one more time after the last lunge?

>>542191552
My male midlander says: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrEFWv8aSQ8

>>542192773
which of the two?
>>542192838
she's fun
>>542192892
I just can't, it's not for me

>>542191848
Terrible news, my unban request was approved. Dog flavored moonies are no longer holding me down

>>542192460
Unfortunate

my femlala just ate a moonie
burps cutely

>>542193109
How do you know what dogs taste like?

>>542193063
All corners do donuts that expand outwards

>>542192838
Is she from here

>>542193105
>which of the two?
femra~

>>542193063
White dash = AOE size of arkvelds hitbox
Red dash = in after dash

>>542193227
Oooooooh, that makes sense. Thanks anon

>>542193304
Different mech, thanks tho anon.

>>542191478
posting my middie because i'm on crystal

It's femra friday
Therefore
Post your femra

>>542191848
>>542192716
the toilet of ala mhigo

>>542193480
woah.. handsome middie

>>542191546
Last BPDemon that told me that ended up being a living nightmare of a person to put up with

>>542193454
Dam cant wait to stretch out this outfit to fit stacked

>>542191478
Good evening.

>>542192716
I see this cat, I smile, it's really that simple.

>>542193109
This is only getting worse. These fools!

Guys don't post feet plz I might get distracted and die.

>>542193521
flat fuck femra friday YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>542191276 (OP)
We cattin?

>>542193276
f-list semen demon

>>542193521
already posted her yesterday shes on cool down

MY FIDDIE YEARNSSSSS FOR ANOTHER FIDDIE

>>542193746
nah we cappin ugly ass bitch

>>542193521
no, you're kind of creepy like how magness is with fiddies

>>542192887
wow that's a great drawing of him

>>542193480
hey bro

im gonna buy it
im gonna buy galatea for my maloonster (it's his halloween costume)

>>542193454
>>542193513
I wish I could wear this but everything looks ugly on a femlala like me. ;w;

>>542193643
alright

>>542193521
okay

Catboy Cfridays.

>>542193889
Love this nerdRa /petpetpetpet

>>542193850
hop off my goat

>>542193848
no need to be so hard on yourself mate

>>542193293
and where are you now? I imagine you won't post a pic or name

>>542193454
what expression is middle supposed to imply

>>542191478
uuuhh what?

>>542193889
Handpicking 999 HQ morels for my favorite femra
just pretend we're still on a patch where we can gather HQs, okay?

>>542193994
no need to be so hard on yourself mate

>>542193454
need someone to buy this for me :3

uhhh weren't they supposed to fix the shop's images by now? small indie company

>>542194102
Get a job, suicide-baiting nigger.

>>542193850
Lol ok then

4:25 CC ET Crystal

>>542193994
You mate?

>>542194102
get a job you suicidal neet

>>542194102
Why? It looks like shit on you

>>542194210
Does this cat like rava fiera -?

>>542194102
would (buy you it) but i don't think i have you added

my femra is sleepy

>>542194204
>nehekharan scum
ew

>>542193559
haha he's into old men!
he's canonically 68
>>542193860
holy old picture...
you're not even a femra anymore right?

I AM MILDLY LATE DUE TO MISC IRL THINGS BUT Fresh Arkveld learning party up on crystal, pw 2400, if you need gear I'm more than happy to supply a set of crafted for w/e role you want to play 'v')b

>>542194102
you think if i buy it for you the thread would get mad

>>542193643
okay anon, no feet will be posted.

>>542191539
People are memeing because Hasan's #1 fan is crashing out and they want to see him tantrum spiral again.

>>542194349
woah... someone who's even older than my sunnie boy of about 65 summers...

>>542194349
What's his height, this is important.

Battlefield 6 is the XIV killer

>>542194368
i wonder if you noticed that people see through your fake nice facade

>>542191539
>Thank you for reminding me to leave that discord too.
Which discord?

>>542194349
indeed I am not

>>542193643
my moonie shall refrain from any feet posts

>>542193964
thanks anon, a /pet /pet for you too
>>542194030
my femra remembers the good old days too... thank you for the mushroom donation

Has anyone here bought the Encyclopaedia Eorzea III ebook and could share it?

>>542194414
its happened before

I sure wish some moonie would post their feet in the thread. I need something to distract me.

My moonie doesn't post feet. If you ask her for feet, she'll start stomping on you

So why are the city states ok with selling land (and even making unique districts) to adventurers?
Whats the endgame here.

>>542194674
don't threaten me with a good time

>>542194102
What's in it for me...

i wish a femra would sit in my lap

I wish some femlala would post their pussy uncensored in the thread for me...

>>542194674
May I see her feet?!?!?!?

>>542194279
They are the dream, yeah. Don't recall seeing many tho

>>542194636
don't want this anon >>542193643 to die, sorry

Guys, I checked the OP and the meetups are all about watching stuff or playing CC
What the fuck?

>>542194762
YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!

my femmyzen is kinda like this

The girl thoughts are strong tonight sisters...

>>542194731
I don't post mine much but she thinks this cat is cute

>>542194518
Red is the last person I thought would get a schizo, but here we are lmao. Do better anon.

>>542194706
ill do >>542194762 for you ~

>>542194691
To have access to a large talent pool of highly skilled, easily motivated by money, combat veterans and craftsmen who remain separate and legally distinct from their own standing armed forces and who therefore can be used as deniable assets in geopolitical powerplays. Obviously.

>>542194839
Nah, he's been known to shit on people in the past.

>>542194769
Yeah? Ain't that the norm?

Explain right now why you are still playing FFXIV, what did you do today in FFXIV? What are you planning to do this weekend in FFXIV?
Gooning does not count, if you goon you are a Second life reject and I don't respect you.

>>542191552
moonie post

>>542194837
Fair enough. Thanks though!

>>542194891
omg hi sphene!

>>542194839
He got shooters because he's part of appal's gangbang and got to sex pose with Ace

>>542194819
Isn't it normal for a girl to have girl thoughts sis...?

>>542194839
>appal defense gruppe eager to defend

Mi'qittens?

>>542194891
i play it because my character is cute and i love my cute character
i don't really goon
i have no plans i will probably just take cute pictures i wanna go to the meetup tonight but i have d&d le sigh

>>542194891
I'm doing the latest deep dungeon and my weekend plans are to also do the latest deep dungeon

>>542194845
I want you to cut your arm up for me irl~

>>542194891
my femra would like to do the DD this weekend with her friends! she hasn't made much progress yet, and hopes to clear before reset...

>>542194814
builded for my catboy BWC

>>542194891
i am madly in love with my characters
i havent done anything yet in xiv today
im probably gonna farm the monster hunter trial and or try to do pilgrim's to 100

>>542194819
Same sis, just like every night...

no need to be so bloody hard on yourself benchode

>>542195063
>literally makes futa porn of herself
>no I don't goon
kys liar

8:20 CC ET Crystal

>>542194891
My femra is still playing because she's still having fun with what's in game, and making new frens. Did roulettes today, plan to do more this weekend and some of the new DD.

>>542194891
I wuv spene...

>>542191546
the boypussydemon?

>>542194476
could that sunnie boy be one of the cute face 2...
>>542194485
he's max height (182cm(like 6'1 i think?)) but i think i didn't really care much about the height slider back when i created him
>>542194540
cute fangs
how did the tier go for you? hopefully successful!

>>542195275
your first good post tzera thank you i will now start using it

>Y-YOSHI THE DD DOESN'T HAVE REWARDS FOR DOING (ultimate) diffuclty!
>PLEASE GIVE ME (the content creator) MORE STUFF
>YOSHi!!

>>542195030
No I have appal blocked and I hate him, but Red is genuinely a nice guy and he does content and helps people.

>>542195193
?????????WHEN DID I MAKE FUTA PORN OF MYSELF? are you confusing me for someone else? i make nsfw gposes yeah but like. i don't. goon. i literally cannot goon. i cannot masturbate and do not get sexual pleasure from it.

>>542195407
Don't you fucking lie to me. He kicks people out of his anyprog parties and shits on them all day in the appalcord. He's far from nice

>>542194891
>what did you do today in FFXIV
DSR
>What are you planning to do this weekend in FFXIV
probably do the monster hunter trials and more pilgrims traverse I guess

Hey.... anyone wanna farm 71-100 on the new DD?

>>542195454
And Kyoppi is asexual and not a pedophile
you're both liars

>>542194891
after several months of slacking off, I've been working on crafting the new set of crafting/gathering gear and catching up my space exploration stuff
unfortunately i didn't have all the command xi i'd need to fully pentameld so i'm busy acquiring that right now

>>542194891
Lvling MCH for PT

>doing new DD
>"pulse start playing"
>/bgm

my catboy is drunk again

>>542195472
>Kicks people from any prog parties
>I'm usually in those parties
Ok you you got me, here's your (You)

>>542195296
what a silly premise for a channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F5azNTnaOI

>>542195582
my flat lanky wife

>>542195342
I was hoping he'd be short, still, cool AF elder hyur, nice to see.

>>542195518
DC?

>doing old DD because im poor an unemployed as fuck
>scratch my bum

>>542191276 (OP)
this sex is for moonie

>>542195624
Ask to see his blacklist

Come forth, tummy femra

>>542195342
purrhaps...

>>542195532
?
i can assure you i'm telling the truth .. like obviously i'm not asexual i am a whore i get sexual pleasure i just can't unless it's pain or abuse towards me. what is this apparent futa picture youre talking about though.

thanks so much, sweetie <3

>>542195831
You bought it for yourself, didn't you?

>>542194891
I will finish cheese leveling BLU.

does anyone have any recommendations for zones that look nice in stormy weather?
also in general if you have any zones or areas you really like, and what weather you enjoy seeing there
i have the urge to gpose but i'm struggling to find a setting that i like, that isn't just il mheg with everlasting light weather or etc

>>542191552
my wife informed me it was booze night

>>542195701
Light!

>>542195951
Coerthas

>>542195518
I can join if it's on EU

>>542195951
Not quite stormy, but I was just thinking to myself yesterday that lavender beds looked really good in fog.

>>542195532
She's unfathomably broken. Are you new?

>>542195894
its a different message if its from yourself

>>542194891
Messing around in CC, side quests, maps with irl friends when I can rouse them from their graves and pull them away from their FOTM game, quiet casual stuff. Today I played some CC and clowned on some guys who were annoying in previous games, and this weekend I'm going to do PT with someone I really like.

>>542193872
I agree.

>>542195951
Eureka Hydatos is pretty cool during gloom and storms

>>542195979
Every night is booze night.

https://poal.me/weoj3
https://poal.me/weoj3
https://poal.me/weoj3

>>542195951
Island sanctuary with stormy weather is nice if youve maxed it out and got some cool buildings

favorite moonies???

>>542195951
No special weather but I really like the Dravanian Forelands, I think the music there has a lot to do with it though lol

>>542194626
I'm gonna have to find a finsub to buy this, since I can't make the purchase on Amazon US
the fact this has been out for 2 months and not a single person has shared it with the community anywhere says a lot about the state of the game

>>542196123
I know I'm ugly but I don't like getting called ugly by others...

>>542194891
I was doing Pilgrim's Traverse.
I will be doing more Pilgrim's Traverse.

>>542195951
Cosmic Exploration places have a cool SPORE STORM weather effect

>>542195951
>any recommendations for zones that look nice in stormy weather?
Lakeland, origenics (the dungeon)
>other zones
coerthas western in blizzard, garlemald during blizzard

>>542191552
My fiera is on a date with Evan Williams tonight

>>542196215
holy moly...

>>542196138
honestly probably the non option /groundsit or /lean somewhere else, but in this case 1 I like being on THE EDGE

What's going on?

>>542196215
is that...seven stand with sun rosa?
the total amount of xivgers who want one or both is unreal

>>542196331
I say!

>>542194368
Filled! Prob be at it for a lil bit if someone missed and wants to join later o/

>>542191478
Boy here

12:50 CC ET Crystal

>>542196137
yes honey

>>542195695
i find height usually kinda unimportant during character creation because whenever i draw my characters it fluctuates anyway
>>542195738
i love your catboys so much it's unreal

>>542196493
On my way!

Do you think the ToS is fine in its current state, where they can ban you for anything as long as someone feels offended enough to write a report?
I also hope you like having no recourse when you're banned over making an innocuous joke on a PG13 game
https://vxtwitter.com/fengduoyin/status/1976690963562000714?t=CxLN5oi6E29CSgybErjHZQ&s=19

>>542195103
post catboy

>>542195389
/easternbow

>>542196207
>>542194626
I have it but don't I have to {Spine Shatter} it for good scans?

>>542196274
I say this too.
>>542196380
That's not true but also please but some respect on Sonja or I'll pop a luring and die on purpose.

>>542196595
deserved ban
clearly not their first offense

>>542196595
>Act like a retarded gooner in public
>Get banned

>>542194891
I've still got some relic grinds I want to do, and more PT when people are around to do it. The content is fine in this game if you've got people to enjoy it with, for me its more about spending time with them than it is about completing everything.
>>542193521
Ra

Good evening, /xivg/! I spilt water on my keyboard and need a replacement. Can I get any recommendations?
Not the type to spend over $100 on a keyboard, but I can be convinced if you have something more to say than the colors are pretty.

>>542196595
doubt that's their first offense if they got perma'd. and people who make constant sex jokes in DF chats are super fucking annoying and deserve to be warned.

>"friend" keeps yapping about how shit blue protocol is
>jesus look at all these negative steam reviews yep this game is sooo shit
>cannot shut up about how super awesome and fun the new deep dungeon is
>not even 30 minutes pass and I already spot him playing blue protocol
Why are people like this?

>>542196639
she's great too but I wasn't sure who it was

>>542195342
I cleared like 2 weeks ago lmao
I'm in a static but the lead had a baby so it's basically dead, had to prog it in PF

>>542196595
that's not a first offense likely, I saw a guy walk unscathed from saying "I bet you like watching your girlfriend sleep with other men" to a guy way back and he still isn't banned, usually you just get a 72h time out for being naughty in these cases

>>542196595
owned

>>542196595
If you can't say it in a school, you can't say it in FFXIV and they make it really clear.

>>542196806
Fair enough, they're a bit of an enigma (endearing)...

Malelala x Femlala
Fantastic

My moonie sniffs you

>>542196782
thats how people show "interest" in something

>be me, a catgirl
>EB who loves me unconditionally
>we always queue content together
>im his pocket healer wife while he tanks for me
>i craft him food and give him gifts
>i make cute outfits for him or we match adventure plates
>we do little RP dates or do casual fun like golden saucer
>we sleep together in game while we sleep irl
>we have cute discord movie nights together
>he buys me glams and stuff from time to time
>i tell him i love him so much all the time, he loves me
>he plaps me every day and i love being his good girl

Life is good

>>542196685
rape

>>542196689
Do you like RGB keyboards or do you want straight to the point? What do you look for in a keyboard

>>542196637
yeah, but there's no need for scans, there's an ebook version that came out 2 months ago
I've looked at all of the good ebook piracy places and even the manga ones, and none of them have it

>>542196461
>not wearing pants
This will make my task much easier. Thank you for this.

>>542196639
>or I'll pop a luring and die on purpose
I don't think anyone would be able to tell it's purposeful, sis.

>>542196892
we love this

wish the thread had more good lalaboys

>>542196595
It's cringy but that's really... benign

>>542196895
Indian coded post.

>>542194349
being old just makes him hotter sorry. i will appreciate him respectfully

>>542196924
cute and gay

>>542196924
Wake up sleeper agent

>>542196987
. . .
I'm queuing back in...

>>542196884
she must be very charming if you of all people would say that in the thread...
the 4th person in that party must be having a hard time focusing

>>542196595
Nyodin, Light!

>>542196595
why do you feel the need to announce to 23 other human beings how much of a lowlife you are

>>542196965
Don't need excessive colored lighting, but some lighting is nice since I'm a filthy clicker (and have been since 2004, it's not going away)
Straight to the point would be what I'd say. Don't need a whole row of macro keys taking up space, but I also like the numpad to still be there.

>>542195831
i did it to make the thread mad not for the other reason
>>542195951
i think heritage found can look really good in the right areas and with the stormy weather on

>>542197020
My moonie doesn't like thavnairians very much they stink wrong

Femlala having a stroke.

>>542197226
get well soon

>>542197148
actually that's funny and you're just a joyless zoomer

>>542197090
Okay.. perhaps that was a bit too mean. Have fun or whatever

>>542196646
>>542196739
>>542196856
>definitely not his first offense
assuming it isn't his first offense, fine but nobody knows if that IS his first and SE won't even tell you what you did in the email if they warn or ban you, I genuinely don't understand why you people put so much faith in SE wageslaves to not just swing at everyone who gets put in their line of sight.
The TOS and enforcement is completely fucking broken, you can say some of the most heinous shit imaginable as long as you don't *cause offense* and someone doesn't report you
But if you make a joke that is poorly received, you can be warned and that shit stays on your account for literal years

>>542197226
Stroke it off!

>>542197226
Uh oh

>>542196924
EXPLODE NOW

>>542196595
I hope they take this a step further and start banning private gooner convos. TOTAL GOONER DEATH. KILL GOONERS BEHEAD GOONERS

>>542197193
Self hating indian coded post

>>542196564
uwaa... thank you
cool doman ojiisan...

I love Lima Lominsa! I love Limsa Lominsa and the ships so much, that I have a question for you guys.
Anyone here ever work on a cruise? How was it?

>>542194731
yes

>>542195454
>>542195532
Poyo learned it from Kyoppi. Next comes diapers.

>>542197098
I'm sure they did fine... (I couldn't tell, it was a matchmade)
>>542197270
I know it's a joke, come on... but thank you. Going for a clear hopefully. o/

my catby

>>542197148
So what is stopping someone from sitting in Balmung all day reporting this stuff?

>>542196924
fake AND disgusting aislop

my moonie? she's a keeper

>>542197282
dude just dont make shitty porn jokes in a game thats rated 13+
its really not hard.
>The TOS and enforcement is completely fucking broken, you can say some of the most heinous shit imaginable as long as you don't *cause offense* and someone doesn't report you
i mean
is that not how everything works ever? you SHOULDNT commit a crime but in the end the punishment matters if you get caught
>>542197389
????????????????????????????????????
i don't even have ANY gposes even collab that include a penis in them i'm pretty sure actually.

4:30 CC ET Crystal

>>542197264
these are the jokes you would make in middle school shamelessly
why would you make them during a chaotic raid

>>542197470
Is it true?
may my moonie confirm?

>>542194891
Gooning

>>542195582
Looks like Juniper impregnated Korbo with her gock and this is their daughter.

Was Endwalker raid content harder than the Dawntrail content we've received so far?

>>542197516
because it's funny?

Femlalas?

>>542196976
Joke's on you, I AM wearing pants.

>>542197470
What color is she

>>542197596
the 8-man? I'd say pandaemonium was better yeah

>>542195063
>because my character is cute
Woefully subjective and most posters find your character cute because they think being nice will get them a chance at the person playing it which they see as an easy lay from how she presents and with how hard you threw yourself at Leo its really obvious how easy you are
>cute pictures
Right you are mentally 13 forever and still think self mutilation is "so le heckin hawt" while you read your Twilight trilogy, you indulged your self abuse so much you cut away your personality

>>542194731
We are a rare bunch.

>>542196924
I want my boyfriend to be fifty feet tall and to cover my fiddie's entire torso with cum but he gets really quiet every time I bring it up

>>542197328
Nobody would be willing to sit down and read xiv private tell convos without going insane. Not even for money.

>>542196997
lalaboy here
we get shit on for existing so posting myself is pointless and attracts schizos

>>542197395
>Going for a clear hopefully
Ganbare! Light the beacons for aid if the randos prove lacking

>>542196595
>Moonie was annoying me back in a dungeon
>Call her a Gridanian windchime
>Eat a 3 day ban

did you know myh catboy is bisexdual

>>542197639
That's okay, they don't look like they'll put up much of a fight. Nor does he~

My moonie has been released from her wage cage what's everyone doin rn?

>>542196997
Posts like this don't help

>>542196840
oh hell yeah, congrats!
at least you got a funny story to tell about your static now "oh yeah it kinda fell apart because someone had a child"
you don't hear that very often!
>>542197025
i'll allow it... this time...
>>542197345
thank you, sir...

>>542197525
you may /confirm

>>542197642
orange!

>>542197735
someone already beat you avatarfart >>542194891

>>542197735
Please get new material

>>542197835
i like this moonie :)

>>542191478
'ello

>>542197692
now you understand why nobody wants to be a janny

>>542197182
Logitech has a decent introductory one called the G213, has the basic lighting and numpad, was one of my first keyboards I ever bought myself that lasted me four years till I upgraded. Only for 42$ USD

>>542197835
I like this cute moonie

>>542197816
that's funny too

>>542197835
My moonie has confirmed cute!

>>542191478
I'm the only one in my friend group that plays a male. We're all guys.

Any moonies wanna have sex? My parents are out of town
I'm a catboy btw

>>542196924
EXPLODE

Random fucking messages popping up in my chat labeled [SS1] at the start in yellow what the fuck is happening

>>542196782
A lot of anons here are desperate husks seeking attention and are willing to say or do things completely contradictory to their nature just because of that fact
You will see posters emulate being pure first because they think it makes them stand out, then that doesn't work and they slowly start sliding down the slut pipeline with catboxes as they get more (You)s
They probably thought shitting on the game would make them "so based" but didnt get propelled into ebin stardom like they thought so now they are showing you how unprincipled posters here really are

>>542197716
If a 4 man fixed party is worse than randoms, I'm doing a lot more than just calling for help...

>>542198042
It means the sender is a super saiyan, dumbass.

>>542191478
whaddup

>>542197226
Do NOT set that autistic brown retard off again. He will NOT shut up if he feels demeaned by not being seen in the best light. He WILL blame the Malezen Mafia for this. But it is pretty funny.

>>542198042
this dude joined a synchsell

>>542193746
Built for failed sneaking missions that result in interrogation (penis milking)

>>542197441
it does happen, but GMs handle things differently when it's in the middle of a duty, it leaves a much worse impression and is inherently more toxic
also balmung shout must has too many reports because some neets do report their rivals all day, and abusing the report system doesn't get you punished

imagine you're a GM, with limited resources, low pay, and shitty tools
you have 358 reports from balmung, most being from uldah and about harassment and nuisance
you have 100 from duties on crystal, and it varies between griefing, harassment, insults, nuisance, cheating and so on
let's assume SE has very basic things, like being able to search inside as many reports at once as you want, and you run an automatic search for the usual slurs and other words that would be breaking TOS
you get multiple hits from the world of darkness (mandatory MSQ content btw) run, because 5 players reported that
are you gonna look through ul'dah gooners with a bunch of reports in the system that led to nothing, or you look at this WoD that made several players uncomfortable?

>>542197282
I agree with you in the sense that this game needs a much better ban appeal system. But this guy broke the rules, in a 24 man raid no less, got reported and is now crying about being banned which I would bet money on is far from his first offense.

>>542191478
'ello 'ello

It's Friday and me malezen want to sleep in
Thoughts?

>>542197719
I have no doubt in my mind this actually happened based on my own experiences with SE

>>542197282
>SE won't even tell you what you did in the email if they warn or ban you
the last one you replied to there, I do think that is incredibly stupid of SE. While I understand the rationale is to avoid people reporting from getting retaliatory actions against them, it'd be easier to resolve if the blacklist mattered in any meaningful way. Even in that cap, for example, that player was partied in some capacity with someone he had on his blacklist. That shouldn't happen. I think SE should also tell people explicitly what offends rather than "we just won't be specific about the offense, nor will we not react immediately" if they expect any changes in conduct from a warning, etc.

I've never personally been warned, but I've also had people crash out over what I thought were pretty innocuous interactions before. One time I had two NINs in a roulette and said something like "wow, TWO Ninjas!!" and they somehow construed it as bullying and they left in a huff. xivggers are but a few shades of the mental illness you can encounter in this game organically.

>>542196924
I used to have a catgirl like this but I ruined it with my autism and now she wont even talk to me
Treat her nice

8:30 CC ET Crystal

Frontlines hate to see my moonie coming because she is only there for the welfare xp

>>542197621
It's really not.

>>542198250
*pokes u on the nipple*

>>542197750
lmao yeah

good morning
>>542193109
sorry vro..

>>542198250
May i ask you for a simple request?

>>542198409
you're just a joyless faggot who hates fun.

>>542198074
Oh... in that case, you should be fiiiine. Probably.

>>542198439
ur such a fag I love you bro

>dude the joke is sex
yes.

>>542198431
now slop her with a giant woober

I am a femlala creating a world tree in the heart of darkness of the Black Shroud...

>>542197621
the joke is sex how original

>>542198472
what do u seek...

>>542198064
>still haven't ERP'd or gooned with anyone despite since playing since 2016
>not really popular but sort of known to some other old relics

what do you guys do while queuing
i like to just walk around populated cities and inspect adventurer plates, and throw random emotes

>>542197621
>the joke is sex
flags in bio people think this shit is hilarious

>>542198467
hey cute feet

>>542197901
Funny
I'm replacing a g613, which looks like the exact same, but there's an extra row of macro keys to the left and the keys don't light up.

>>542198347
probably did it so he couldn't come back

>>542193625
They always trying to keep real femra down

>>542198565
thanks for the boner

>>542198610
I shitpost here. Usually throw out a few low effort bait posts.

>>542198571
I don't like this. In fact I hate it.

>>542198467
gmgm!

>>542198649
that's not my name..

>>542198610
When you walk around and inspect the plates, do you walk up to them or do you do it from 20ft?

>>542198676
ayo that nigga CLIPPIN he so yoked

>>542198598
So put on the same glam as your previous image
Shorts Pumpkin orange and dye 2 the lace i want you to use hunter green or lighter green colour.
And for your top i want it to be pumpkin orange
i just noticed the nails i want them to be green
pose? dealers choice

>>542198610
browse thread till then, talk with party if im in one, or I'll go look at plates and carrds, especially if im visiting balmung

Labia of the Ancients
Syrcunt Tower
The Whore of Cockness

The Void Ass
The Whipping City of M'cock
Dung Scat

The Royal Titty of Rabanutstre
The Ridoranal Lighthouse
The Orboner Monasstery

The Cunny Factory
The Fuckpets' Bunker
The Dildo at Paradickcum Bitch

MILFs of the Realm

Assholes of Viagra'diel: In Anilingus with FFXI
Jeuno: The First Gock
Sind'Orgasma: The Second Gock

>>542198690
np np enjoy it and know you got friends out there

What do you call moonies that are actually dogs again?

>>542196595
A lot of posts like this are hardly ever the first offense but because nothing is done they assume its all acceptable then keep pushing it
Then if its like being openly horny they try to make it about how its an attack on their expression of self and therefore bigotry when the post in question is them monologuing about how "they really want to ride that dog all day and night if you know what they mean...~" and being a "knotty gurl uwu ;3"

>ban gooners
>pvp population drops by 80%

>>542198610
Tease people with lewd outfits and animations until duty pops >:3c

>>542198882
I call them doggers with a hard R

>>542198882
silence vro

>>542198882
jizz rags

>>542198794
Post the tongue ones again

>>542198882
troonies

GEEZ you guys complain a lot

>>542198876
All my homies love dung scat

>>542198882
agp zoomers

>>542197835
this moonie is awesome

oh, so pvpqueuers just sexually harass my catboy in the meantime
hot

does anyone know the name of the gobbie mask necklace or fashion accessory im going crazy looking for it

what's the fastest leveling from 80-90 as a dps
bozja?

>>542198760
it's a nickname...

Redpill me on ellentir

>>542198794
I walk up right behind them to assert dominance and so they don't see their own character anymore looking straight down on them, then decide if I give them a tell saying something nice before walking away.
>>542198676
What are the crimes?

>>542199107
Dungeon spam with fates in between slightly beats it I think past 80 but Bozja is more fun

>>542199129
oh, ok *dies*

>>542198642
If you don't like it you're a bigot. Kate says little kids need to see two men rimming each other every year on a float or you're a bigot.

>>542198610
anything besides pupoonies please

Lientri is my favorite gposer.

>>542199295
okay skinwalker schizo

>>542198602
been playing since 2014 lurking is more fun really

>>542199280
what about bratoonies

>>542199136
Honestly a nice guy but he can sperg out at random moments. Hope he is well.

who got their winter glams ready

>>542199280
Okay that one should actually be banned

Syncshells, syncshells. Come get your shells. Any shells missing you would like me to add, do let me know.

https://rentry.org/syncshells

>>542199280
>>542198882
ACK im retarded

CATGIRL SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CATGIRL SEX CATGIRL SEX CATGIRL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

I miss being sexpested at xivg meetups

>>542199295
Got a chuckle out of me

12:45 CC ET Crystal

>>542199403
Too bad I can't use any of them because I can't ever get onto balmung

>>542199369
What about brapoonies

>>542199451
i dont

>>542198794
I walk right up to people, look, check out their glams, and wordlessly leave.

>>542199280
Woofoonies.

>>542199494
down kong, down

My femra loves femezen and hrothgals. If they posted more it would be nice.

>>542199352
It certainly is nice to not really be involved in a lot of the things that go on here! Yeah it seems exciting in a certain light, but it must get old fast and be exhausting at the end of the day.

>>542199403
>/heals/
U-uhm... should I...

>>542198185
This shouldn't even be against TOS and there are systems already in the game that can handle this, you can blacklist terms, you can blacklist people and you can mute list people.
If that's not enough SE can implement a chat-muting system like literally every other online game without resorting to extreme measures like permanent bans for saying really benign shit
>he broke the rules!
You're breaking the rules by using Dalamud and/or ERPing as well. You should be banned too so I don't want to hear this bullshit about how it's okay privately when the exact same rules apply to FC, Linkshell, and whatever other in-game chats there are, with the exact same stipulation of 'as long as i dont get reported, it's okay'

>>542199451
It's funny until you remember these are adult men.

Thank you anons for coming to the art meet! I hope everyone had fun doodling!

PNG: https://files.catbox.moe/eli9xt.png

See you all next time!

Drew a random Sunnie from here.
Art is too much effort

>>542199619
good art
share more pls

>>542198610
I tab out and do something else

It's me. I'm queuing Crystal Tower.

>>542199619
what >>542199689 said!

How do you guys cope with loneliness
FFXIV was a good way to fill the void temporarily, but the loneliness is creeping back

me femlala ordered taco bell from grubhub again...

>>542199597
cute squeaks, nice arts anons

>>542199619
Anon... Holy moly thank you

>>542199597
ty for hosting!! really happy i made it on time, i won't be lazy next time & will set up my actual drawing tablet so i'm not fighting magma the whole time lol

>>542199709
dastardly

>>542199475
Not all of them are Balmung exclusive, but most are for Crystal DC. There are shells for other DCs if you know where to look. Or just check PlayerSync zone sync or Lightless syncsell finder.

>>542198610
I'm always doing something between queues, but usually it's drawing. I love doing CC queues because it's the optimal multitask activity.
Peep this wip.

>>542199597
There was an art meet? I gotta read the OP more...

>>542199403
Do you think they'll come level in Bozja with me...

>>542199731
Become enlightened through solitude and find peace of mind at the peak of your own mental space where no other man nor woman can tread

>>542199731
Forcing yourself out of the loneliness works a bit. Regardless of how you feel, it only gets worse the more you isolate yourself.

Despair is the melody.
Lyrics torn from a crushed windpipe.
A heart, ripped to shreds and devoured.
Jubilantly, the beast laughed, teeth tearing into fruit.
Is it a sin for a worm to dream?

>>542199554
there's some gold posts sometimes. I come for the chuckle really

>>542199789
This is obviously AI.

>>542199597
you should make an imgur album or something where you keep all of these

>>542199597
Okay what if we had a digimon x xiv collab instead of this monster nonsense?

>>542199759
Did you mod big balls on and if you did may I see

>>542199150
>>542199528
The correct way I see
>>542198947
I have like two of those in mind

>>542198610
you already know
can i get a gl

>>542199403
joining all these and frying my CPU

>>542199585
Malera post.

>>542199735
This is why your femlala is a broke loser

>>542199880
Stop singing about me and reminding me nobody likes me

Does anyone else lag exclusively only in CC?

im scared

>>542199926
Spookyra would probably die from the excitement

3:40 CC ET Crystal

>>542197835
this moonie made me like moonies again

>>542199947
gl

>>542200094
stop playing on wifi

>>542200084
stop making things about you, this is all about me. this is why nobody likes you! im the one crying in a discord call rn!

>>542200107
Hi scared, I'm dad
(Here's a bunny)

>>542199896
No but this is >>542199619

>>542200169
I'm close to the router

>>542199548
meowdy

>>542199735
Does she do the jig?

>>542199958
2gb MFers dancing to the fried PC smog

>>542199597
cats and femras and sometimes fiddies. that's what xivg is all about.

>>542200094
I have brain lag in general

>>542199913
Okay, I'll make one when I return from the gym tonight
>>542199824
There'll be another in the future... one day...
>>542199767
I look forward to it!
>>542199746
/xivg/ has so many good artists, even the less technical ones have really fun ideas and doodles
>>542199926
extraordinarily based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIOUYPtKuk
malera halloween

>>542199930
Not yet. I need to try out uhh, customize was it? That allows you to scale stuff?

>>542199597
Clown ra my beloved...

This khagan is losing his will to live

You are new Fulala Owned
https://files.catbox.moe/4f7i97.png

>>542198610
i draw or i chat with friends, but sometimes i head to my favorite spots to queue and pose while enjoying the ambiance i hang around the shroud a LOT because greenwraith or whatever that ambient track is gives me chills every damn time i hear it even though it's super short, same with crystal rain in mor dhona honestly, tweak the weather to be sunset and it's just perfect

>>542200107
what has you feeling scared anon?

>>542199947
gl

>>542200301
Someone explain the appeal of futa to me. It looks rancid and gross.

>>542200301
this pic got my femlala all hot and bothered...

>>542199731
I just look at my cute character and the feelings vanish
Or I go to limsa and look at cute femra

>>542200313
I got roasted in this thread and now I think they're after me.

my sunnie's heart might be irreparably broken but she will fake being okay until it's real

>>542199789
why do some lalafells draw themselves looking like small women and then others like this one look like little girls?

>>542199403
my femra joined all the ones she could...

>>542199597
dorcelessness-chun...

>>542199597
thank you very much for hosting these!

>>542191276 (OP)
my malezen wishes he had a face 4 moonie eb

>>542200354
>It looks rancid and gross
That's the best part.

>>542200392
don't pretend to be me!!!!!!!!!!

>>542200528
this but face 1

>>542200392
Better start running!

test

>>542200294
Bro... it's pretty bad for me too. Hang in there, we can't stand to lose more khagans than we already have

>>542200392
that's most likely anxiety growing into paranoia, doubt anyone is after you!! Might help taking some deep breaths and grounding yourself so that fear won't heighten on you

>>542200604
but why tho?

Once you realize a lot of the weird ugly porn spam is just some middle schooler-brained kid posting things for shock value and attention, things make a lot more sense

>>542196215
God I want Sun rosa so bad...

>>542200301
>aislop

>>542199961
"If you're innocent you have nothing to hide" post

>>542200637
Yes, you're unbanned.

>waves my wand
I cast maternity leave on your female toon
What do you know, I critted!

>>542200587
a face 3 is fine too

>>542200206
this is a really good one

Do you like my new DRK glam, bros?

>>542200301
I am new?

My femra is kinda like this

>>542199896
It's true, i'm a fraud...
>>542200094
Yes, sometimes I'll have whole days where everyone is stuttering
>>542200428
mb, I'll draw my femlalas fatter from now on.

>>542200719
But he is almost 30 year old.

>>542200719
The gay shit is from a man in his thirties who has never had a job because of arthritis, raids with Splatoon, and obsessively watches Hasan.

>>542200791
Yes.

>>542200780
>waves my wand on your mom's clit
>she busts on my face

>>542200809
d-d-d-d-did you mean it literally?

>>542200301
shit like this is why catbox should be banned

>>542200791
Yeah it looks great on you I love the hat you chose I really like the idea of mages that know swordplay thats the vibe ur giving me with it

>>542200791
yeah id fuck you in the ass

>>542200780
how is this possible when she has no eggs?

>>542200483
is your femra cute

my catboy is 30 now is that cool

I bet you can't guess what mod this preview is for

>>542200791
gosh i love hrothgals

Your CC crush????????

Good morning, c(h)at--
>>542199597
FUCK I MISSED IT FUUUUCCCKKKK, that looked like it was a lot of fun, though, so I hope everyone had some :3

>>542200992
Is it the hair?

>>542200809
>I'll draw my femlalas fatter
YES P[LEASE

>>542199597
squeak art
hell yes

>>542200992
its a shader

>>542197532
kill yourself rikka tsurugi

>>542200970
Old fart

>>542200809
NTA but this pose is kind of childlike too, emphasizing the large head and small body and the making the face look babyish. Fatter would be a good start but you don't want to just look like a fat baby.

>>542200992
makeup mod

>>542201029
>>542201035
It's the wings accessory

Can tanned sunnies be blacked? Or is blacked solely reserved for really pale women?

Asking for a friend

I thank the twelve for the group they have blessed me with from floors 71-100 they truly shined brighter than the star I cannot /easternbow them hard enough I feel so grateful for them helping me clear floor 100 words dont do justice for how thankful I am for them

8:25 CC ET Crystal

>>542201071
Is it actually them

>>542200992
an unreadable font

>>542201145
lmao

>>542201105
I'm only now growing chest hair...

>>542200846
She wears a +3 Chasity cage :o
>>542200947
It also comes with greater restoration to your ovaries making you have a full amount of eggs all over again, youre welcome btw.

>>542201071
>lazward was thirsting after rikka
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>542198610
Me femra makes paper stars

>>542200719
>>542200831
>The retard spamming porn is younger than me
This makes me genuinely angry
>>542200839
>obsessively watches Hasan.
People like this make me reconsider my stance on the death penalty
Imagine having the time to attend a 6 hour Hassan stream every fucking day, where nothing of value ever happens, and you regularly shill out [However much Twitch Prime Costs] so some ugly T*rk faggot who abuses animals might acknowledge you even exist

>>542201150
It can happen to anyone.

>>542200969
i think so.. this is my femra~

>>542201167
reminder not to join clique shit

>>542201180
yes obviously

I won a match of ranked
I will quit while I have 100% win rate (this season)

>>542201145
there are no wings in that image what the fuck

>>542200998
Mine is a duskwight

>>542201286
>Posting calls in the thread
>clique shit
?

>>542201125
nigga all femlalas are pedo af especially that one

>>542201284
cute femra

how do I tell my erp partner i need to take a poop break without turning him off?

>>542200809
>I'll draw my femlalas fatter from now on.
I triple dog dare you

Damn, boy's just throwing everything and the kitchen sink at the wall tonight, huh?

>>542201284
niled and thorned

>>542201331
Don't engage with the retards

>>542201363
brb

Cat Dendo is the cutest /xivg/ gemlala and it's not even close!

>>542201286
let me guess they focused you while your teammates threw the game? many such cases.

>>542200970
You're canonically middle aged now

>>542200428
>why do some lalafells draw themselves looking like small women and then others like this one look like little girls?
Well you see.
Lalafell has this funny issue where one half wants to be shortstacks and the other half wants to be lolis/little girls.

>>542201331
>queue when cc call
>get in with 1 clique person
>stays quiet all game
>stops queueing after the next game
you're just trying to get the clique to join

>>542201414
Yeah but like its gonna take me a while i ate a lot of beans for lunch

>>542201361
thank you :)

>>542201391
?? never been niled

>>542201313
I'm glad our stocks shot up when Tikaasi left, duskwights are popular now.

>>542199058
hope set from the new collab? I know it one of the variants has a mask around the neck

>>542201435
i'm a middle aged moonie

>>542201450
You mean, one half wants to be ugly modbeasts and the other want to be lalafells.

Another one, this time text reveals what mod it is

Femlalas with hair down there

>>542201284
wife

>>542200791
Hat kino

>>542201284
eb me???

>>542201513
proof?

Sisters, how do I shave my boycoochie?

>>542201529
>one half wants to be ugly modbeasts and the other want to be lalafells
Follow ZT.

>>542201619
With a razor

>>542201619
check /cbg/ on trash, they have guides there

>>542200428
literally what is the difference between the two terms you're using
neither describe lalafell (barrel-bodied chibis)

Someone plays this game looking like this

What should my femra do for the rest of the night?

>>542196595
>gets banned
>i can't believe they hate jokes
>repeat offender and absolutely degenerate in ally chat
>surprised 23 other people reported him
it MUST be square enix's fault