Thread 542291845

USAGI takes EVO Europe home in a 3-0 victory against PIXI's Lowain

Meg trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sof5vREIZ8
Patch on the 15th, coming with a costume for Percival (store) and Charlotta (battle pass 11)


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>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!
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>This week's F2P rotation
Gran, Cagliostro, Narmaya, Seox
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Previous thread (made by a retard):>>542271689

meg mari twerk off

i luv sheep

meg and mari are the 2 girls I am the cup

>>542291845 (OP)
Puffy nips

bros i cant stop sniffing my balls
what do you call this

>>542291845 (OP)
>leaving the bottom panel out
Coward.

>>542292094
being gay

Say something mice about your Evo Queen

man

>>542289534
Doesn't matter when she's one of the fastest characters and you can't BC it.

I was promised a character with exposed cheeks.
Where are the cheeks, FKHR?

you will notice this thread will be 75% slower and with 75% less shitposting

https://youtu.be/8Sof5vREIZ8?t=68
>can set mari to throw a rocket late as fuck
man i knew she was gonna have some combo on throw bullshit

Is there a large Indian / South East Asia player base for GBVS?

season 3...

>>542292294
that's not a man dude

>>542292405
>Doesn't matter when she's one of the fastest characters
no she's not
>you can't BC it.
you mean if she spaces it? pretty sure that's universal

>>542292502
MIDSCREEN BLUESLOP WALLBOUNCE COMBO WE LOVE TO SEE IT

I think it's fucked up when characters get midscreen wallbounces

>>542292565
>Indian

>>542292502
>delayed bullshit projectiles that cant be interrupted, aka lil lowain
>dive kick with multiple follow ups
>full screen jumps lariats aka seox-like
>some kinda multiple follow ups from those
>air stalls
god that last mari win screen makes me want to throw up
not coming back for this

>>542293076
don't excuse SEA

>>542293128
learn the match up pussy

>>542290757
You need to get good

why did this shitposter beaschizo come back i dont get it? its really noticeable. anyway, good time to peace out
bb

>>542293282
finna say this to anybody crying about meg fr

Will you be a Megger?

>>542293128
>god that last mari win screen makes me want to throw up
you had until this one. gay nigger

>>542293424
t. Usagi

>>542293128
>god that last mari win screen makes me want to throw up
Why are you a homo?

>>542293389
yes

>>542293389
nyes

>>542293389
Maybe
I'm still holding out for Ilsa

>>542293128
Good morning sir

>>542293389
no, I have absolutely no interest in that character. I like her design and the faces she makes when she's going to fucking murder someone but ursula looks stupid, I don't like yuri, and the "I'm a normal girl" thing isn't very interesting or funny
I will stick with the focks for my rushdown wants

>>542293389
ill be a meggot

>>542293923
Are you Indian

Be strong anons, only 3 months to go before Ilsa

>>542294229
I am a white as fuck burger

>>542294332
miwktwuck

>>542294332
and then Season 3, feature 4 fujo chars to balance things up

>>542292721
>Pretty sure that's universal
It's not. Grimnir, Eustace, and Cagliostro have it way easier than every other character. Some characters only get BC-safe 66Ls when the opponent is crouching, but those three specifically don't have to care.

is beatrix being able to riding free under 66L universal

>>542294563
wow, it's fucking nothing

>1/100
brose...

can someone please edit a phone with a flash in lowains hand? i dont have the skillz

>>542295117
You can do it, anon!
Believe in Photopea!

Look Sammy, me not being an EVO champ is a strategic move, they won't nerf us if we don't bring result

I love lesbians and will be supporting Meg by buying the game

>>542295791
Me too sis

>A shark
>Called a bear

I luv 2B

I hate 2B and everyone who plays her

>>542295117
The resolution's so small that there's barely enough pixels to add any detail.

>>542296467
Ursula's an octopus ya dingus.

>>542297243
my wife looks like this

>>542291015
i think she would be really pleasant to hug and kiss

>>542297229
kek
good work

>>542295483
i just googled photopea thinking it was a real software.

FUCK YOU.

>>542297668
?
But it is real software.
photopea.com
It's a Photoshop knockoff that runs in your browser.

my gems are all gone again...

>>542297872
>BROWSER BASED

>542298135
kys underage

>>542298101
Yep. Works pretty well. Has many of the features of Photoshop up to the point it went to subscription based bullshit.

Damn, I was thinking of dropping Granblue Versus and fighting games in general after EVO France.
Now, I'm not so sure anymore. It sucks to suck. It feels wrong to stop now before doing a notable result (at my scale). EVO was so much fun too. Offline events really are something else.
But I also know as soon as I'll get back home and get to the grind, I'll feel miserable again.

>542298419
Tranny melty

>>542298489
just don't call it a grind or treat it like a grind and play the game for fun

Be honest with me bros, are there any chances for season 3?

>>542298650
nyo

>>542294540
Hell yeah, Lucio for season 3

>>542298489
is that my hero the mid master djeeta

>>542298650
They would've said something or teased it by now. If they don't announce it at that yearly grubfes in December, then RIP.

>>542298650
no, zero, nada, nothing, it's over, eos tomorrow
now go shitpost in another thread

>>542298650
nope

>>542298650
I asked FKHR and he said they're skipping Season 3 to add a bunch of EX characters next year.
Season 4 will happen, though.

>>542298650
Yeah, with Shalem as first character

>>542298650
I think the biggest surprise is how the EX characters were a one time.

>>542298891
Slurpers are so easily triggered

it's time for dykes

>>542299310
wrong thread
keep to your mental illness containment zone >>542140098

>>542299029
thajk uyo

>tekken
>sf6
>gbvs

Which one

>>542300026
how nu are you?

>>542300426
play granblue fantasy versus rising it's a good game

>>542292281
Do you think he'll carry on Umisho legacy and went on making a whole underground rape network?

>>542300426
gbvs. but creamapi the free version. cygames doesn't deserve any more money.

>>542300426
gbvs

>patch notes dropped already
>buffs to all my mains (except for the Trunks nerfs that are deserved)
>huge steam sale
>grub patch confirmed for smol
Yea, I don't care how bad I am at this game. I'm playing FighterZ this week

>>542300426
none

>>542301343
>>patch notes dropped already
oh shit. any piccolo buffs?

>>542301343
>>patch notes dropped already
link?

>3/100
ranked is full of soriz and beelzebub someone come safe me from this shit

>>542301343
meg only drops on the 15th
ill be playing dbfz too until then

>>542301660
>meg only drops on the 15th
why the fuck drops a patch on a fucking Wednesday

>>542301607
>soriz
i cant

>>542301607
I'd join but I'm autistically seeking a hentai I've lost

>>542301607
ah'm comin'

>>542302018
Tell me what you remember, bet I'd find it

>>542302018
i remember when i did that and was extremely disappointed almost 5 days of autistically searching later.

>>542301343
>tien can now level 3 into level 3
lmao

>>542301464
>>542301546
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/dragon-ball/news/dragon-ball-fighterz-patch-notes-140

>>542302391
the big meaty...

>>542302226
I only remember one scene from it.
It was in a beach, a girl, I think blonde and white wearing a small leopard-print bikini, was getting excited showing off her body to the beach bystanders, until a dude who was accompanying her comes in and cluelessly interrupts her, then they leave
there's no tag for 'beach', the dude was kinda bulky but i dont know if he fits as 'ugly bastard', i cant remember if it was censored or uncensored
I'm doing some black magic shit in here

>>542302248
GIVE HIM THE EARS
GIVE HIM THEFUCKING EARS

>>542302391
where's our notes

>>542302391
I'm guessing they made the game even more kuso right, there's no way this is a mystical patch that tones the game down to an enjoyable level

>>542303263
lmao

>>542298650
I think it's worse off now. Not only has ArcSys been working on Tokon and Strive, but also pushing out the dlc content for Rising AND NOW we know they are probably working with Bandai Namco again on further DBFZ content.

Unless Cygames wants to keep working with ArcSys and if ArcSys wants to take on the further work, I think we are in a worse off position than before EVO France.

>>542303263
patch is the 15th so probably the night of the 14th

When does meg drop and whens the big meaty.

>>542298836
yes

check out this fox out it's really cool

>>542304363
that’s hot not cool

>>542304363
Sorry bro, it's not doing anything for me

>>542304295
who did you beat up and who did you lose to?

Is there a female GBVS character that plays like SFV Ed

>>542302897
Was there a brown girl?

>>542304505
How does SFV Ed play? I never played SFV

Who the FUCK us Auguste?

>>542304363
i would destroy her

>>542304410
yuel is cuel too
>>542304421
that's a shame... I'm sorry for you

>>542304989
he has a fireball, a dp and they dont require dp or qcf motion
he has a v-trigger (revenge meter activated thing basically) that fires a big slow ball you can follow

>>542304808
probably, dark_skin is one of the tags I was researching that day

>>542302897
>leopard-print
Cringe

>>542305538
I like these characters

>>542305398
You might be thinking of Suketto Sanjou!! The Animation. Not a beach, but there's a blonde, white chick in a bikini that kind of looks like leopard print, showing off to a bunch of guys and a brown girl

>>542304448
>who did you beat up
Players that barely played the game
>who did you lose to
Players that played the game
Can't really say more, although it's not ultra secret either

I have all the theory in mind, but there is still something about my mind game that hasn't clicked yet. Like, I'm not on a mind reading level of a top player. It makes me insane. I could've done everything gamera did against Skyll (as in, I knew all his tricks on Djeeta), yet I'm a scrub and he's Top 4 at EVO France.

>>542304989
ONE TWO THREE
ONE TWO THREE
ONE TWO THREE

>>542305790
i meant the characters!

>>542305512
silence
>>542305742
nyo but i was actually checking that one out earlier. the terms I gave are too little to go off and too broad
God, Queen Bee's animation is so trash. No wonder Hartvigen rags on them so much. Check out his channel btw.
Thanks, anyway

>>542306062
>queen bee
newgrounds had better animation in the worst flash porn

>>542304505
>SFV Ed
I don't think there is really anyone who has all of Ed's defining moves, let alone applies them the same way Ed would.
>Chargeable lariat punch that side switches on hit
>Rising attack with optional divekick followup
>one-two punch projectile that travels slowly
>tether to reel himself towards opponents or pull them down to him, multiple angles of attack

>>542306230
And somehow they get their hands on all the good titles... Hell

>>542305245
I know Ferry has a rare super juggle combo that's similar, but I'm not sure anyone in the cast specifically plays like SFV Ed. It doesn't help when ArcSys designs their games around consistent hits in a combo with recovery to punish rather than most games juggle combos.

Closest characters I can think of for Ed appeal are Ferry, Eustace, Lucilius and Vane for juggles in a combo. Otherwise I'd recommend Soriz or Charlotta for that more aggressive playstyle.

>>542305229
Nuh-uh

>>542306654
I ain't striking her

I'm grabbing

>>542302897
Stringendo Episode 8?

How would you rank these toons from the easiest to play to the most difficult

>>542307256
YOU ACTUALLY GOT IT WTF
I don't know how to thank you
Thank you a ton, anon

>>542307454
>Toon
Begone
>>542307539
/gbvsg/'s knowledge of porn is truly remarkable

>>542307454
2B and beatrix are equally easy as fuck but beatrix will teach you more about the game. 2b is honestly probably easier for someone who calls them "toons" and you can get by with nothing but mashing for a very very very long time and never have to learn how to do anything until 500+ gems master
after that it's vira>zoi>versusia>metera easiest to hardest

>>542307454
>hatstroon baiting

>>542307454
Versusia is the hardest, Metera is the second hardest
I would say there isn't much difference between Zooey and Vira in how hard they are
Bea is the easiest character in the whole game
2B plays a different game but she's not hard

Why does the joke character's trailer make it look like she has more sauce than the entire cast

>>542307707
>metera
>difficult

>>542307972
I never said that

>>542307854
I'd argue on principle of how Metera's zoning works, she's harder than Versusia. Versusia you have to learn to block more and where best to use your insane pokes to take them to the corner for free but her combos are easy as fuck.

But that is just me not understanding my own disconnect with zoners

>>542307256
Also I think it stuck with me because of the twintails. Kinda reminds me of Zeta.
Gyaru Zeta when?

>>542307454
metera is the hardest godtoon of the six.

>>542307972
>>542308040
I've tried both and I definitely agree. Even Versusia's zoning is much more intuitive.

t. genelet

>>542307539
damn im good, enjoy your wank anon. Rub one out for season 3 and big meaty patch

>>542307905
Spending 1 year training bullshido will do that

2B is objectively one of the harder characters in the game.
More combo routes than most characters to memorize (that vary by skill gauge) and her execution is hard enough that even Yoru still drops stuff with her

So my Danchou is good now?

retard

>>542308240
out of curiosity, how did u find it

>>542308541
I saw Stringendo years ago and remembered. I almost got thrown off because you mentioned a brown girl, but I double checked and just put it in and turned out to be right.

Beatrix is objectively one of the harder characters in the game.
More combo routes than most characters to memorize (that vary by donut consumption) and her execution is hard enough that even Gamera still drops stuff with her

>>542308393
shes so good gamera picked anila over her

>>542305245
>Fireball and DP that use simple inputs
>has a big EX fireball
That is every single character in this game go nuts

>>542308726
>execution is hard enough
lol
>even Gamera still drops stuff
Gamera drops combos with every character

Vira is objectively one of the harder characters in the game.

>>542308726
True
I've never seen gamera use 5U for instance
The character has so much going on even him forgets some of her options

Who does have the most combo routes? Grimnir? Lancelot? Abel? I feel like Vas has more than you'd expect.

>>542308726
yeah she has to actually play neutral and get in to run her gameplan instead of running it from """neutral"""

>Meg
>Meg(aman)

>>542309197
can you think of anything else that starts with meg, zeta?

>>542309197
No she's named after the Megalodon, quit with the conspiracy theories.

>>542309296
Shark!

>>542309328
>>542309502
why does she dream of the shark

>>542309328
my black mom
>>542309502
my red mom

>>542309152
Zeta, Grimnir, Eustace
probably

>smacks you with a shark mounted on her arm
>shoves ass and crotch in your face
>shouts something about protecting a beach and being a normal girl
>rides off with someone who wants to roofie her
Is meg a meme character

I think yuel is really cute

>>542309819
There's too much shit obscuring her butt
I will mod the shit out of her, I want to see that ass

>>542309328
>>542309657
now post black dad

>>542309819
Yes

>>542309819
>>shoves ass and crotch in your face
Proofs?

>>542309819
>Is meg a meme character
it should have been pretty obvious

>>542309819
She now lives in an island where a Sumo wrestler can dry the ocean and fly using the power of Sumo, oh and also a bunch of Plesiosaurus live in Auguste

I only have one mom and she is red

Aight my fellow schizos, what did u get from Meg's trailer? what do you think she has for skills?

>>542310397
Where did you get this picture of us

>>542309960
The best MomDad btw

At first I thought she was sitting on the opponent and slitting their throat. But it's actually Ursula biting the back of their head and she's riding Ursula before ripping Ursula out and slashing at the shark bite

>>542309819
Nah I'm pretty sure the Sharket Launcher is serious business

>>542310474
BOOBA
HIPPA

>>542310447
I'm in your walls

I'm taking a break from grub, i've been playing more than usual and today I just got pissed off shortly after booting the game

I nerver felt anything for Cammy but Meg is pretty hot...

>>542310787
i will miss u

>>542310397
this is the most raped gran has ever been

>>542310790
Someone will mod Cammy model into her day 1

>>542310787
That's okay.
Breaks are good for you.
You should have done it earlier though, Meg drops in 4 days...

is it safe to use coomer mods in gbvs

>>542311135
no, you might get distracted and cum mid match

WHY THE FUCK IS THE SHARK YELLOW IN THIS CLIP WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN

>>542310790
>there is only one modern fighting game in which characters (plural) are allowed to wear thongs openly and show their bare ass
>the models even have ass jiggle
>the game is Street Fighter Dix
Absolutely fucking cursed timeline.
Why the FUCK is Cygames being coy with this when fucking Street Fighter, a game literally made for Americans, dares to show full ass?

>>542311231
But then post-nut clarity will kick in and I'll have better reactions than any adderall prescription

hmmmmm
*superjump jL*

>>542311507
YOOLgawd

>>542311250
Ultimate Attack Time

>>542311413
maybe you're onto something

>>542311685
is that fucking gaogaigar
please god no that literally gave me headaches to watch.
i swear that shit gave me seizures.

>>542311337
Is she Belial? No, then you get no shit lmaoooooo

>>542311779
Sheep miwk
Sheep cweese
Sheep bwutter
Yummy

>>542311231
>>542311779
I stare at these

>>542311779
anilas titty pimples

sheemp...

>>542312180
kumbhi has them too

>>542312401
we have so much popping to do

>>542311337
We used to make fun of SF6 for having 0 sexo while Grub was full of it
But then they released Mai and put Chun-Li in a swimsuit... it's absurd how sexy Mai is, she is a fucking cum singularity
We need Iroha to level the playing field, to even the score

>>542311930
Yep, first 20 episodes of the show should have a seizure warning it's so awful. Afterwards they toned it down alot so it's better, basically nonexistent after the first half.

>>542312401
pig wife

>>542312626
it was really bad at the start and i unironically googled if they ever passed laws because of it.
I disagree by the way that shit hurted even towards the end. I remember closing my eyes whenever that nigga shouted goldion hammer or whatever and i could still feel it through my eyelids
granblue fantasy versus i love laws protecting my eyes rising

>>542312609
Swimsuit outfits pack in season 3, Believe in Victory

Either you cum inside your main, or your main cums inside you. No exceptions.

>>542312878
I could be wrong but didn't the laws only change after the porygon pokemon episode?
granblue fantasy versus cagliostro experiment on her pokemon

>>542312609
Based fellow Birb appreciator.
Yes, her presence in Grub would most certainly turn the tide.

>>542312918
Cygames hire this man.

>>542313002
yeah that sounds right. (Dec 1997 for porygon). with gaogaigar airing in February?

>>542310474
I spent 3 stones on my mom so I can get an extra double strike out of Sumabito next month

>>542313325
your dad's got some nice titties

>>542312657
she looks like she was smashed with a hydraulic press

Come on Cygames, your goldmine is there, just do it

How did neechang do at evo?

>>542314749
but what about our loyal and highly populous female playerbase? a woman just won EVO france! the percival skin is for girls like her!

>>542314936
she came first

>>542314936
mmmm wyell... nyot good.

>>542314936
Nowhere to be found while Anila was front and center in top 8

Mari's voice is pretty cute... and she herself is a pretty hot gyaru..

>>542314981
That guy is troon? LMAOOOOOOOO

>>542315186
>Mari's voice is pretty cute

>>542315145
>>542315181
An entire year so far without a major top 8 in person appearance?

>>542315557
draph oppression will continue

>>542309819
Dunno if it's just the stage, but her design looks much worse with saturated colours

>>542311231
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY

>>542315485
special needs

>>542314981
Don't worry, they'll get this

>>542310234
>levithan's face when all manner of horrors are unleashed on Auguste regularly

>>542316567
ok

the world would be a better place without 2B players

>>542316567
stepping on her toes wtf

>>542316567
not sure what happened there

i like how even the official artists find Percival's Flamberge to be absurdly hard to draw so in all his art but one it's either conspicuously a plain side view or in its sheathe instead of pointed anywhere at the camera

>>542317062
He learned into Balrog

Why is there a sexy Persona version of Wings of Terror?

https://youtu.be/I2tbOAi-Zus?si=IfIGD89jRNGPmMpu

>>542317806
what's so complex about a flamberge
sword but squiggly wiggly

So did the tourney already conclude or are we waiting for top 8 tomorrow or something? I spent all day playing Minecraft with the homies

>homies
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>542318774
Because the gacha game collabed with P5

>>542319162
?

>>542319251
I can't fucking believe this is actually the real answer

>>542318791
they fear they might end up drawing lu woh

>>542319162
Fuck off back to your game, Reaper.

Gym rat for season 3

>>542319674
we already got a machine gun punch guy

>>542319674
Man I am still pissed she didn't get the uncap last accordant event
I am even more pissed we have to suffer ANOTHER event with more Cupitan lesbo drama

>>542319798
I don't like Soriz he is too wide
He looks like he's stuffed into his own skin and doesn't fit right like the Raider in For Honor

>>542320082
low T post

>>542319798
Soriz? Nah, machine gun punch guy is this dude

>>542319674
We already have a Rat.

>>542320432
The sexiest rat there is

>>542320180
yes

>>542320375
Why didn't Araki sue over this?

>>542320082
yeah same, he is too wide, looks like a fridge or something
Wilnas looks very good though

>>542320629
He forgot.

why are trannies so good at fighting games
serious question

>>542321296
autism
stay inside all day, play all day

>>542307256
>>542308701
>having a hentai at the tip of your penis like that
so this is what they call power level
i dont know if i should ask how many hentais you have watched or what's your top 5

>>542321296
autism

>>542321296
antidepressants and adhd+autism+hrt meds

h-anime is garbage and I feel for the EOPs watching it. reading hmanga and doujins as they come out is extremely comfy

this nigga is gonna troon out in a year tops

Which Granblue would the others call The Drink?

is there another event in november/december/january? I'm getting a bad feeling about another "surprise" guest character if ilsa isn't out until early 2026...

>>542321003
Kek

>>542322081
We're getting nothing until Frosty Faustings, and that's January 30th-February 1st. So that's like early-mid February for Ilsa.

>>542322257
granbluefes in december

>>542322307
Nothing ever happens during that

Welcome to Kat'z Korner Hellscape. I'm Kat.

I saw Havajobday playing Two Cocks and I wondered, where are those players that left grub? Like Zippy to play Mr. Polves

>>542324352
many top level fighting game players only ever love once

>>542324653
That's deep, bro...

>>542324068
Hi, Kat.

if the meg patch doesnt fix the meta the game is in for all time low playercounts the coming months and ilsa wont be able to save it

>>542321392
Alot, but I prefer eroge. A good hentai is a nice simple watch, and makes for great HMVs but it's the odd middle ground between eroge and doujins, where alot of hentai just doesn't look as great as some doujin and game art or isn't as fun overall as eroge.

gbvsg minecraft SMP server doko

>>542322029
Literally danchou

then who was the cup

>>542322081
They did a similar thing with Eustace on the near end of season 2 of Vanilla. There was a larger than usual gap (but this time we know who's coming) then they showed of Seox with a tease for further content down the line. That further content got turned into Vira and ABel 5 months later.

Whether or not they go further with Rising has yet to be seen.

>>542325858
my mom wouldn't rape me

>>542325982
Mine would

>>542325982
of course
because you wouldn't reject your mom's advances

>>542326051
rape me, that is
not you >>542325982

If the meg patch bombs, then I'll quit playing for a while but still come here because I like you guys

>>542326406
Not your blog

Why shouldn't I kill myself if I'll never have a giant red dragon apocalypse robot mom

>>542326406
*smooch*

>>542326612
you can't have sex with your mom anyway. she's your mom. that's gross

I'm so tired.

>>542325858
I AM THE CUP
THEY CALL ME THE CUP
BECAUSE I STORE HER PEE (PEE) (PEE) (PEE)
INTO MY MOUTH
AND GARGLE IT UP (UP) (UP) (UP)
I AM THE CUP

>>542326406
Your blog

>>542326768
watching evo frog took it out of me

Charlotta is getting some big buffs to go with her battlepass right?

>>542326938
theyre kneecapping her

>>542326754
why do you instantly assume i would want to have sex with her

Meg will be undisputable top 1.
Patch will nerf Lowain and Vas slightly while giving them compensation buffs that'll launch them to top 2 and 3.
Believe in victory

meg will be a solid mid tier
the top 10 will get reasonably nerfed and the bottom 5 will get reasonably buffed
the system mechanics will get the perfect tweaks
lucilius's theme will be patched to just be the real version and lowain's theme will be patched out of the game. 2B will be removed
believe in victory

>>542327753
>lowain's theme will be patched out of the game
this but beelzebubs theme

Game balance doesn’t matter at your skill level

>>542326938
charlotta buffs would be the cherry on the shit cake

>>542327881
plenty of GM level players here

>>542327753
>the top 10 will get reasonably nerfed and the bottom 5 will get reasonably buffed
They haven't done anything this reasonable a single time since the first game

>>542328142
he'd know that if he, you know
joined the lobby

They already said they're not adjusting any characters.

>>542328034
needs one final transcendental galaxybrain tier that's just chainmail bikini again

>>542328404
P R O O F ?
R
O
O
F
?

>>542328470
wrong

>>542328404
proof that they said eos after meg drops?

>>542328552
you are like a frog in a well. you're stuck at the expanded frilly dress tier and have yet to ascend

fkhr told me meg will have a fully modeled shark pussy

>>542328404
Devastating news if true. I need a source on that

charlotta microbikini costume when?

Granblue Tag when?
Calling dibs on Narmaya/Galleon/Anila team

1.0 niia wouldn't keep up with today's meta

>>542329568
lol

>>542328034
armor autists are so annoying

>>542329384
*GranblueXrossTagBattle
The crossover will be with DOA, Fatal Fury and Samsho

>>542329384
if the next granblue is a fucking tag game I will be devastated
one of the only things that'd get me to just not play it at all

>>542329568

Nobody in the current cast can convert a full combo off of a meterless reversal DP. Remember why people wanted that character dumpstered.

>>542330172
shut the fuck up zetasissy

>>542330172
Yeah what my boy said, shut up pussy

>>542330172
lowain does

>>542330443
lowain 236U is a stupid dumb fucking bitchass nigger retard gay asshole move but it isn't an actual frame 1 wakeup-compliant reversal

>>542330172
Beatrix with delta clock

>>542330609
off his parry

>>542330172
I know that no one plays Zeta anymore but that's no reason to forget about her.

me taking Beatrix's delta cock

bea bear's bouncy bountiful breasts

https://x.com/waffletimecat/status/1977156684691931274
My grubbers, i'm not sure if this is better than rising

fighting games are shit but I can't stop playing them

>>542331043
i dont think anyone made that argument in the first place

>>542331043
issa fun kinda broken

>>542331025
i wish bea was bad so i wouldnt feel bad playing her

>>542331043
If I'm going to play broken tag kusoge for a side game, at least with DBFZ I can like the characters.

>>542331708
played some 2xko i see

>>542331923
I'm glad someone picked up on that.

https://x.com/AFGCNews/status/1977106987734515884
Bros... it's looking pretty grim for Gamera...

Firegawds how are we feeling that all our characters are the de facto most boring sauceless characters in the game and waterfags are going to get meg

>>542332535
if I was a sauce-obsessed weirdo I wouldn't have picked up yool
they can have meg. I'm gonna superjump jL and do four overheads

Where do I see what element a character is

>>542332535
idk about you but Zeta had hella sauce before cygames decided fun wasn't allowed for some reason

>>542333079
She can have her sauce back if you agree to get rid of parry combo starter

>>542333079
Fullscreen blueslopping somebody for 70% isn't sauce.

>>542331025
i wish bea was fun so i wouldnt not play her

>>542333219
damn grubble players REALLY want to mash that badly

I now remember Zeta is so bad Shosan stopped streaming and going to locals

she's not even bad

>>542332951
Do a special move or a 2U/j.U

>>542334694
What's Vane?

>>542334813
waterhomo

>>542334694
>2U
i always knew Eustace's element was Wire

>>542328034
I-I kinda of like greek jita

>>542335182
how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast in the morning

>>542333539
I think Elodius disappeared too
does Bread even play regularly?
What they did to Zeta was absurd, it's a miracle our brown girl fucker anon still plays the game

>>542335147
https://youtu.be/hs5oLYiB2Cg?si=jOzD2rplZXW6l4_M

>>542326754
your penis came in contact with your mothers vagina at some point when you were born unless you were born by caesarean in which case you are spiritually and physically cucked. this is scientifically tied to being bad at fighting games.

>>542332196
space has so many fucking gemmies

>>542338405
I was having a nice night before I read this...

>>542337703
thats my pig.

>>542338405
why would you say this

>>542338405
Now i miss Relink

Bros... ryazo is quitting

>>542338858
because c.sections are tied to autism, numerous developmental disorders and other conditions. its important that nier players have answers.

>>542335698
holy kek, what a fitting clip...

>>542339441
source?

>>542339520
https://twitter.com/RyazoGt/status/1977014698962043178

>>542339635
>consistently tops in murica
>goes to europe
>gets so salty at lowain niggers that he outright quits
Cygames needs to gut this character

>>542339635
What's left to achieve? 10k with sheep is basically 2.5 EVOs.

>>542339902
Lowain is killing the fucking game

The patch will make things worse

>>542339441
>>542339635
Huh, I'm actually a bit sad about this. I've been watching Ryazo pretty much since day one when he was coming up with the sheep techs. I really enjoy watching his Seox, I think it was very optimal (and the other Seox players like Rookies and Ren fucking disappeared).
He always seemed to enjoy himself a lot in tournaments so this comes at a surprise. It's also sad to lose a positive player while vultures like Kilvenz and Aaron still circle.
But he's not saying he hates the game or that it is irredeemable trash, just that he fell out of love with it. Which is scary...

>>542340153
same

>>542339635
well shit... wishing him the best of luck in whatever else he decides to do.

>>542340796
When pros quit people ask what game they'll play next, I'm just here thinking one day one of these niggas will come out and say "I'm not competing anymore, I'm going to open a fucking bakery"

Imagine if Ryazo became a dixer.
Holy fuck, that would be grim

>>542341696
It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, he's good enough to make money off fighting games and there's more money to be had from SF6 than GBVSR. It would be said, but pretty much the only reason to play SF6 is for the cash. If he did it for free his family should check up on him though

>>542341696
ryazo play jamie. jamie is so cool.

>>542343653
how do you go from Anila to Jamie
Chun and Mai are right there

>>542343880
none of the sf6 are attractive

>>542344104
explain

>>542339635
must be worse than he let it seem if he decided this right before a patch/character

one thing I'll give 2XKO, the chat in the lobby is fucking hilarious, it's nothing but seethe 24/7
Can you imagine in Granblue, after you defeated that nasty Lowain player, if you could talk shit to him in the chat?
Or if you're the lowain player yourself and running rampant, seeing people seethe at you
I do prefer the game without it in the long run, maybe I would prefer the shit talk when I was younger but I've since reformed as a chill player, but that short burst of seethe is really funny

>>542339635
Can't blame him when the game's been pretty stale for over a year, and having tiny patches that don't touch most of the cast every 3~ months doesn't really help.
The game desperately needs a big patch to shake things up but clearly Cygames doesn't wanna bother

>>542344258
Mai is literally the only good looking character in that piece of shit game. It was definitely a fluke.

>>542344946
I'd get instantly banned for calling every single Lowain player I play against a tranny and I'd probably be right

>>542345042
even then mai is a butterface

no NOT THE MAI DISCUSSION AGAIN

>>542345518
I kind of like her face, but she does not even look like Mai, she looks like someone else LARPing as her. That is my gripe with the entire cast desu, but at least in the case of Mai, her impostor is kind of cute in her own way.

>>542345694
Her face looks like she barely dodged being on the spectrum or has fetal alcohol syndrome. Lily looks like she has both.

>>542345647
Again?

Dev match Meg vs Yool
https://youtu.be/dOb2T5MLp50?si=lS7ssp1f-cvQQMUF

>>542330172
yeah i forgot that that even existed lmao
nier and seox(and maybe lance and zeta) used to be crazy cracked

>>542335182
>greek jita
she has a monobrow?

>>542347295
>combo starting throwbait
issa over

>>542335182
i like her too anon
>>542335284
not hungry

>>542347295
>delayed Mari shots
SET-PLAY RUSHDOWN
I TOLD YOU
MEG WILL BE A SET-PLAY RUSHDOWN

FUARK

>>542347295
she looks pretty fun. probably a bad matchup for my main though

>>542347295
>>542347884
if my player 1 win pose gets skipped, i kill the match and deny gems

Mari and Desu can be disabled but not Geegee huh
hmm how WEIRD
how NOTICING

it should be legal to rape lesbians

>>542347295
Post one thing you've learned about her moveset or Yuel's changes. I'll start:
>no meterless DP

>>542348459
it is?

>>542348481
they killed td2m and thats why they showed other corner options :^)

>>542348498
Maybe in your home country of pakistan

>>542348173
Silly anon, only ghost can do harm to living beings and not the other way around

>>542348619
Can I DP Yuel now?

That broad is gonna get zapped to hell and back

watched the trailer
>LGBT character
>zato moveset
>sharks lmao
>terrible VA
>retarded side character
what were they thinking?

>>542348498
Rajeesh...

>>542348459
>>542349371
>frogposter
>abhorrent, retarded posts
Without fail.

>frognigger pretends to have standards and taste
luhhhhnnyaaa

>>542349440
>>542349494
seething yuritroons

>>542349371
>zato moveset
I didn't see a puppet. I saw seplay tools, but no puppet.

We hate redditfrog posters here.

>>542347295
>1:32
>Mari doesn't disappear on block; you have to hit Mari to disable her.
she is going to be cancer lol

>>542337703
that's a pig

>>542349371
You mean Testament?
https://x.com/granblue_en/status/1977292439493984512

Your negativity does not affect me.
I will look forward to this character.

>>542349843
I don't think anyone is being negative right now
the last thread was raided

>>542349843
Why does a martial artist have a fat ass?

>>542349958
to shit with retard

I like that she uses the fox girl in her moveset, it's pretty funny

>>542349958
to sit on Mari's face

Meg looks cool enough but now really my kind of character. Prob won't be buying them.

>>542349958
Ask Rufus

>tactical leotard
>combat heals

i hate yuritrannies so much it's unreal

>>542350079
Nothing wrong with healing in combat, it's an extremely useful ability for a fighter to have.

>>542350054
there's appeal to characters like Roadhog, but legitimately who likes this shit
who looks at this character and thinks waow BASED

>>542350367
The point of the character is to be extremely lame and ugly so that's it's more humiliating to your opponent when they lose. Same deal as Fastiva in GBVS.

>>542350367
>who looks at this character and thinks waow BASED
Justin Wong

>>542350040
GOD that's hot...

I would sit on Mari's face

>>542350367
me. rufus was cool.

>>542350551
he looks more like justin wong’s self-insert

>>542347295
I think something changed with Yool at 1:20.
She was pretty much already at the end of the backflip by the time that fireball passed through her.
Either Mari's fireball doesn't hit at fullscreen despite it still being visible, or they increased Yuel's Hanaarashi invul frames pretty significantly.
Could be it went from Frame 15 to at least Frame 25.

Fox no longer getting clipped by lanky legs and projectiles on the way back.

>>542350865
People joked about that when his Rufus would square off against Daigo's Ryu.

>>542350980
kek

>>542332535
All three of Meg's units are dark, though.

>>542349956
delusional
i am making a slop facts webm for meg based on the video

LOW TIERS WILL NOT BE GETTING BUFFS
Do NOT let Yoolsisters have their delusions.

>>542351371
Nerfing the top tiers would be more than enough for me.

Rock Howard's boyfriend for season 3

>>542349601
At least she disappears on hit 0:09

>>542347295
so here're the slop-facts
>divekick with follow ups
>>>including a plus ob one, but can be le spot dodged if you just guess right
>>>comboable into and a hard knockdown giving follow up (i dont think there is a single other non ult special that does this in the entire game?), allows to set up mari for free
>>>a combo extender follow up in the corner
>>>she can also not do anything from it, enjoy 2B like rps from divekick
>H divekick even without follow ups might be plus ob, since yuel didnt press anything after blocking the H one, or she might have been just scared of the mari follow up, either way you will have to guess when is what coming
>the H divekick is also a throw bait
>divekicks can be done in the air
>ult air divekick goes full screen and gives a combo, because of course it does
>meg seems to need to call mari a second time for her to actually launch the projectiles, she does a thumbs up animation a couple times while on the ground (no animation for when she is in the air or mari launches automatically after a certain period of time?)
>mari has different projectile trajectories to cover multiple options
>ult projectile (big shark) that hits 70% of the screen instantly, there's zero chance that its punishable or rollable based on the animation

tldr: mari assist can make her plus and cover multiple trajectories, divekick has everything - can be plus ob and is a throw bait + another overtuned ult projectile that will be spammed

We need swimsuit Ferry to save Rising

>>542351371
Imma do a backflip anyway

>>542352251
Some jap already analyzed everything.
https://www.4gamer.net/games/680/G068071/20251006035/

>>542352869
That's not even her best outfit

so that datamined extra character might only exist because they realized it would be stupid to leave the character select like this after ilsa is added

>>542352251
the thumbs up for mari is only for the high shot
normal shot can be triggered without interruption

>brown Mari
No brown Meg so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL0OzcM1XZ8

Yool is not a lesbo guys, crisis averted

>>542353638
>one slot left after Ilsa
Who will the final character be?

MUH

>>542353774
we're going home to soul caliber bwos

>>542353754
The final attempt to gain relevancy

>>542353907
>more white woman buttons

>>542353638
>normal shot can be triggered without interruption
I was also wrong on the combo extender being minus, its just a braindead follow up that is safe

>>542353754
knowing the dev team another angelfag character

>>542353754
Bahamut Versa

ow-GOO-stay

fitting

>>542353537
>Meg's basic performance is Speed Type with short reach
>short reach
haha
*sharks u from halfscreen*
*best friend snipes u with delayed cannonball*
*Ultimate fullscreen overheads u*

holy brown

>>542347295
>1:26
That's either an insane range for a 2U or she has both an overhead on low hitting dash attack.

>>542354551
Yeah but I want Meg brown.

>>542354551
>mari turned indian
fitting

>>542354561
her 66M is an overhead with a knife stab so

>>542354561
that's her 2U

>>542353638
theres a datamined extra character?

>>542355071
yes, we found it when we found out about the charlotta costume and meg costume. There's an extra character ID and color palette associated with an unannounced character

>>542355071
yeah but its just a dude with a sword...

>>542350463
>I beat with some ugly lardass, you're so humiliated
Are there really people who think like this?

*beats you with dan the man*

>>542355152
whats the character code

>>542355402
KSH
ilsa for reference is SOK and meg is AAG

>>542355493
now that I read that back, KSH could easily be shorthand for Kishi (Knight).

>>542355223
Yes, it's why Dan is pink.

https://youtu.be/3HP9gzS9ekI?si=6kyrFMUT0tc7JNRM

Will they ever top this CRINGEKINO?

>>542355565
sok and aag makes no sense, so ksh could also be just a jumble of words

>>542355667
AAG is clearly shorthand for All-around Average Girl.

>>542355654
they already did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5L3QD1_dk

SOK is short for SOKO

>>542355774
funny

I DON’T CARE ABOUT MEG JUST GIVE ME THE PATCH NOTES

>>542353647
Taki?

I CARE IMMENSELY ABOUT MEG, JUST DELAY THE PATCH NOTES

>patch
lmao

>>542356378
Here are the patch notes
-Your Main was nerfed
-Zoners and gimmick chars buffed again (unless one of them is your main, then they got compensation nerfs)

>>542355667
They're not supposed to make sense. They're codewords.

So, the chances of season 3 happening are basically nil at this point, right? They'll probably add Siete after Ilsa as a standalone character and that'll be it for this game.

>>542353907
>final character
>make it a guest character
wouldn't put it past them.
It's 100% going to be Seofon tho

>>542356754
Nice, after that they can make tag fighters because it is clearly what fgc wants

Relink 2 tbd

>>542356932
Inb4 they made him into puppet rushdown instead of another flavor of shotos

>>542353647
>this time I'm back at Cygames san to collect the 4th character from Granblue Fantasy five Rising
Youtube, please this shit isn't ready don't auto enable it.

After Rising ends I’ll probably just be done with fighting games. There’s no way I’m playing 2xko or tokon.

>>542357839
Same. I'm just sad it'll end before I manage to reach my desired skill level.

>>542357839
Then just keep playing grub with your lobby bros. You'll be free from the talons of ranked at last.

>>542353647
>Megs weapon skins are just different hats for ursula
cute

>>542356754
They didn't announce S2 until they fully showed off Versusia alongside a Vikala teaser.
We may have gotten Meg, but no Ilsa teaser. EVO France has surely changed the rate of putting out info at events.

>>542353647
meg has lots of cool colors
I would have reinstalled to try her out if she didn't have a silly looking shark hand and mari gay bullshit

>>542357839
maybe its the honeymoon phase but im having fun with 2xko. I understand not playing it because everything related to it like the rootkit+western style but I bet tokon will also be fun

>>542357839
>UNI2 season pass is over (although they've hinted at maybe another season)
>GBVR likely not getting a third season
>AH3 omega update never ever (not that anyone really plays it outside of japan anyways)
>SCVI is dead and buried
sad. i don't even remotely care for tag-shit, and i have no interest in SF or Kekken

Nerf Lowain and Beatrix or I fucking quit

>>542353754
Evil Sandalphon

>>542356378
Bro wheel has one extra startup frame but to compensate it gives 50 meter on hit and does a wall bounce while keeping the opponent on the floor to prevent the combo limit from building up.

>>542358261
I would've loved to play UNI if it wasn't so fucking dead in EU

>>542358118
>i would have like [character] if she wasn't [character]
yes, and i would have liked Metera if she wasn't a whore and didn't use a bow

>>542357839
I’ll probably start playing Blazblue again if there’s nothing else to play. Its playercount has managed to hold steady and even increase somewhat

>>542357839
play quake champions
>>542358261
what's AH3? i have high hopes for VF6 hopefully they don't butcher aoi like they did with sarah

>>542358120
My issue with tokon is that it looks like strive with a marvel skin. And I’ve already had enough strive for one lifetime

>>542359317
well I never played Strive so whatever

if Arcsys or someone else announces a cool anime 1v1 game I'd drop both immediately though. im having fun with tag kuso but 1v1 is better

We could always be shit at DBFZ and enjoy the spectacle

>>542357839
Same but I take solace in that, no matter how many decades passes, some games will always entertain me.

>>542347295
Another Yool buff spotted. The conditional juggle state may have been removed from 22H.
22H currently only works on airborne opponents after 2H, but the dev showed cH > 22H at 0:21.
Should offer slightly better combo routes without burning more resources or needing specific spacing from the wall.

>>542358865
I would've loved to play UNI if 90% of the playtime wasn't spent doing/watching combos.

Hello!
How are you feeling today?
Will you eat something nice?
Excited for Meg? Will you try her out?

>>542360306
Fine.
I just ate some meat and potatoes
Picrel

I think yuel should have gotten nerfed instead

>>542360657
Don't forget that it's evasive as well! And probably safe on block, these things usually are.

>>542360306
Good
Already did
Hell no

>>542360306
Good!
Chicken and rice!
YES

>>542360730
chicken and rice sucks

>>542361797
I had beef and eggs yesterday.
Gotta maintain that ultimate ottermode.

>>542361797
maybe if you dont season your food

>>542362506
i thought you were fucking with me

>>542359090
>i would have liked [character] if she didn't have [couple elements of her design]
is more like it

>>542360570
I'm disappointed, chocco

>>542363110
Who?

>>542362431
the concept isn't bad but knowing anglos it's probably gonna be dry chicken breast+rice and maybe boiled brocolli or raw bell pepper
no sauce or spices

>If I drown 2 of the most flavorless items in existence in things with taste, it'll have taste!
Do you know what else this applies to?

mom drowning me in her pussy juice

>>542365000
Ur mums ass and pussy LMAO

>>542365000
cock?

LEARN. THE. MATCH. UP.

>>542357839
I'd 100% play an FGO fighter, but Nasu is a faglord who hates money. It's not that i have anything personally against Melty Blood, I just don't give a shit about Tsukihime.

>>542365000
Shotos

>>542365000
Shotas

I hope Beatrix and Lowain get deleted from the game on Wednesday

>>542363641
What do you cook at home?
Please enlighten us anglos as to how we may cook with proper seasoning

I don't even need sauce. For most dishes.
Seasoning? Yeah, sure. But the sauce you can buy is just chemicals. Even something like chicken and rice isn't so dry that I'd need something to drench it in.
Liberate yourself from the sauce. Taste it pure. If it doesn't taste pure, then it doesn't taste period.

>>542365863
Modern niggers will dip chicken nuggets in hot sauce and then go on and on about how white people food has no flavor compared to their vast array of cultural spices

>>542365863
Anon, don't bother with these people. Anyone who tries to make passes at white people cooking is always some obese black/liberal who orders door dash for half their meals

>>542366101
>will dip chicken nuggets in hot sauce
*Dawn hand soap

>>542360570
>Charlotta
>Mahira
>Tigers
>Kolulu
Base-
>Meg

>>542353754
probably siete
hopefully not a surprise guest character like 2B was

They will redesign the character select screen so there are more slots for season 3

>>542355774
>RNT for Galleon is Rokuryuu no Tsuchi
>AAG for Meg is All-around Average Girl
i can find out who the post ilsa character is with that and the css color
give me an hour or two

She’s an “average girl” but she has a shark on her arm and she goes shaaaark, lol do you get it it’s so wacky lol XD

>>542369545
cool, sexual sorceress!

Versusia unbirthing me

>>542369545
Posted two threads ago.

>>542366141
>white people cooking
anglo food is an insult to european cuisine lmao

>>542370032
british and scandinavian cooking isn't european cooking
go to poland and germany

>>542366017
kek tell that to the french

>>542291845 (OP)
never played this game buy I really want to have sex with that girl

>>542370096
german food sucks

>>542370197
She’s getting added to the game on Wednesday so now’s a good time to jump in

the biggest laugh you can get is seeing gym retards eat plain rice and chicken with nothing else, no salad, no seasoning at all or literally anything
just boiled chicken breast and rice
always makes me kek

>>542370717
or the women eating salad without dressing, or ketokeks, veganoids and carniVOREs
just eat a normal healthy food dumb retards

>all this "discussion"
the absolute state of rising
made me kek

An eleventh column to complete the grid, Gran in the center.

>>542371351
>lusting after men
uhhh yurixisters???

CotW couldn’t even get 500 people online for their new DLC

Characters whose gimmick is "I don't have to block" should never NEVER EVER be good and these Yuel changes already look like pure cancer

>>542371639
How did the Faaaaaast Penguin collab not save them??

I really hate how if you search for “lesbian conversion” it’s 100% lesbians getting dicked.
We really need more stories about straight girls getting turned gay

>>542371706
name three yuel changes

>>542362506
what the fuck

>>542371786
22h is now 1f faster, this means we can c.h 22h combo on standing or airborne without counterhit. HUGE consistency buff, and allows us to route without needing to spend RS. legitimately we can do consistent combos without RS now. as well, we can't be thrown out of 22h after c.h, which was a basic part of our pressure (pretty big)
2m appears to be 6f, which is absurd and means yuel went from some of the worst corner defense in theg ame to some of the best (huge)
214L/M IS NOW FRAME 1 INVULNERABLE. SHE APPEARS TO BE FULLY PROJECTILE INVULNERABLE FOR THE BACK PART OF THE SWAY (kindaaa whatever considering projectile catching the backsway part wasn't particularly the main focus before)
6F 2M ALSO MEANS WE CAN CONSISTENTLY CONVERT OFF STRAY 214H INSTEAD OF HAVING VERY RESTRICTED SPACING TO CONVERT, AND MEANS WE CAN ALSO CONSISTENTLY CONVERT OFF 66L WHICH WE COULDNT BEFORE
td.2l gattles into td.2h, unsure what we'll be able to pick up with this but could be big, and make having a crouching non-22h combo get good damage
236U sends you up higher letting you convert more off awkward confirms and from farther away
22m appears to be more active? like, 17f active minimum????

>>542371758
Just search mindbreak retard

>>542371758
my fellow white man

>>542372001
the only one of these that seems like a mistake is 214 L/M invuln

Vanilla's character select screens at the beginning and the end of it.

>>542372001
>now its yuel's and 5 other characters turn to become cancer
thanks cygames, you know how to fuck everything up

also i find it hilarious how in all of the dev matches both characters die with 3-2 bravery points lol
in real matches everyone spams bc near death, because why wouldnt you, it fucking broken, but of course, devs wont acknowledge the problem ever

>>542370717
>t. 300 pounds

>>542371758
>We really need more stories about straight girls getting turned gay

>girl has a bad experience with a man
>grrrr I' hate men now
>becomes lesbian
Thrilling.

>>542372782
dont worry the tiny callories from seasoning wont ruin your gains
and no, one beer doesnt erase 2 weeks of your training kek

>>542372868
>men hate segment
>it's just one retarded femcel judging a book by its cover
lmao

>>542372001
>214LM Frame 1 invul
Where was this discovered? I didn't see this one, was there another gameplay video besides the Meg-Yuel dev match that showed it off

seriously where the FUARK is Feather?