Thread 542293647

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>News
Agent Record | Dialyn
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/41681910
Version 2.3 Special Program
https://youtu.be/uTWIK77TcdI

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/rT6FVNzD02E (EN)
https://youtu.be/G5tW5IGjjk0 (JP)
https://youtu.be/jaxcn1kja9Y (EN)
https://youtu.be/buGfCjPLaZc (JP)
https://youtu.be/-m6kXWPwlls
https://youtu.be/QKJj_AUOMTY (EN)
https://youtu.be/B42cNUVgzWU (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.2
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/159176
All-New Program 09/03 - 10/14
Floral Voyage Into the Unknown 09/03 - 10/13
Band of Brave Bangboo 09/05 - 10/13
Wish Bottle Adrift 09/05 - 09/29
Spotlight Showdown 09/13 - 09/29
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 09/18 - 09/23
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 09/24 - 10/14
Problem Soldier Boot Camp 09/24 - 10/09
Rhythm Rave 09/29 - 10/13
"En-Nah" Treasure Hunt 10/04 - 10/13
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 10/09 - 10/14

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ22OBOLSQUAD

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends
https://interknot-network.com

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

Komano love!

>>542293647 (OP)
Paipah thread

I'm so so sorry for killing the game

Banyue drip soon

>>542293647 (OP)
This piper looks mighty lickable

Sex with hags

>>542293795
Who are you?

>2.3
>Introduce new villain
>Carole Arna... where is she......
>Shoehorn in the never before seen two 5 stars
>Defeat villain in last 30 minutes of story
>2.4
>Introduce new villain
>Carole Arna... where is she......
>Shoehorn in the never before seen two 5 stars somehow
>Defeat villain in last 30 minutes of story
>2.5
>Introduce new villain
>Carole Arna... where is she......
>Shoehorn in the never before seen two 5 stars
>Defeat villain in last 30 minutes of story

>>542293790
What's the most popular BL ship now?

Bunny cunny!

>>542293647 (OP)
>images AI could never create

>>542293795
Don't be sorry for doing the right thing. This game deserves to die

>>542293927
In ZZZ or in general?

Be honest /zzz/
Would (You) have pulled for Manato if he was S Rank?

Stop right there, anon. We need to do a full body search.

>>542294021
No.

>>542293805
She doesn't register to me as loli even though she technically is. I'm only into her cause bunny and paws

>>542294021
A silly question, of course I would.

What does the inside crotch area of Lucia's shorts smell like

>>542294006
zzz

>>542294031
Cute dork

Baanisu Howaito

Wha'd'ya'thin'o'er?

>>542294021
No, but he deserves S-rank more than Lucia.

>>542294021
No. I only pull for characters I enjoy or that Im attracted to

>>542294021
Maybe. It would honestly depend if Banyeu is also fire/rupture. Although in a universe where Manato is S Rank they wouldn't be the same, probalby.

>>542294046
Nooooo that's my asshole ayiiiiieeeeee

>>542294021
No. Even though I appreciate cool males. Cute girls come first.

>>542294130
Either Lycaon x Hugo or Komano x Wise

>>542294021
probably not. He's cool but ultimately I dont need another furry dogman on my account

>>542294021
I literally had 400$ + 400 rolls saved for him

>>542293846
Hags with sex!

>>542294130
Lycaon/Hugo if we go by ao3 stats but even that has a pitiful number of 555. As someone who actually reads fanfiction, this is basically a dead zone. People don't care about zzz yaoi which means, there's not a bunch of fujos here to begin with especially compared to genshin or star rail

>>542294021
Not really. His design is cool, but his personality and overall theme is quite boring, and Spook Shack is a shit faction.

>>542294021
>big dood who violently destroys shit with a big sword
ya

>>542294549
>As someone who actually reads fanfiction
Fellow lit lover, have you found anything recently that caught your interest?

>>542294532
ANON?!

>>542294532
IS THAT A

is dialyn gonna be a hugo support bros

>>542294532
ANON NOOOOOOO~

>>542294532
What is this?

>>542294532
could Grace tank that?

>>542294756
Any new stunner runs the potential of being a Hugo support.

>>542294031
Bro, what mp4 maker are you using?

>>542294532
I look like this

>>542294549
>Genshin
-M/M (104309)
>HSR
-M/M (32770)
>ZZZ
-M/M (1986)

Fujos are powerful.

>>542294046
Zhu Yuan is too pure for this game.

>>542294549
ZZZissies

Lucia

>>542294532
I thought from the thumbnail that was going to be his ass

Since we're discussing AO3 post good stuff to goon to

>>542294046
I miss NEPS
I want to go back

>>542294549
Our M/F ratio probably gets in the way of that more than any other reason. That and furries, but we'd have a lot of kemono works to make up for it.

>>542295165
Im jealous of those who can get off from just stories

>>542294021
Is there something wrong with the lightning or is that a mod on Wise?

>>542294958
UID?

>>542294974
>>542295091
Fujos are basically an exotic breed is what these stats are saying. Biggest pairing can't even reach 1000 works, there's actually no point in catering to them

Hey, anons. I don't even play this game, but I just wanted to let you guys know I think Koleda is hot as unholy fuck.

>>542295223
Imagination is the strongest tool for arousing oneself, anon. Nyow pyost something good for me to goon to

Luv my cute autistic wife!

>>542295091
I was making fun of Ye Shuyang having a weird name, but what the fuck are those Genshin names? How can normal people play this?

>>542294679
Something from a series I can not name outside it's containment board

>>542295427
I meant from this game baka

Ellen Roe

>>542295387
Unapologetically.

>>542295091
Alhaitham and Kaveh literally live together and act like married couple, no Homoverse couple can beat that especially not ZZZ.

>>542295091
what am I looking at

>>542295517
I thought sharks did live birth

THIREN HATE
REMOVE THIRENS
BEAT UP THIRENS

>>542295307
>pedotroon
>doesn't play the game
every time

I just eated a whole cup of Israeli couscous and shiitake mushrooms for dinner :3c

>>542294046
the two types of ntr body

>>542294021
I was planning to swipe for the IKM & BP on his banner like I did for Yuzuha.

Am I really gonna drop ZZZ just because it's general sucks?

>>542295548
AO3 stats

>>542295662
I'm not sure if this is true, but I saw a twitter post that says the director had Defoe do this scene three different times. One where Defoe knew Bateman did it, one where he though he might have done it, and one where he didn't suspect him. Then he edited them all together.

>>542295548
A magical place called AO3

>>542295737
nyo just make frends and leave the thread bwo

That Miasma fatty is way too tank on side 1

>>542295548
Genshin and Star Rail fujos mogging the zzz fujos

>>542295627
>Ma'am what are you doing with all those melo- OH SHIT IT'S A THIREN PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

>>542295627
Thiren love

Billy is actually kinda fun. Not willing to invest heavily into an A Rank though. Hopefully his S Rank version is still ranged dps with more guns.

>>542295514
I've not looked too deeply into fanfiction for zzz, there were a couple that I thought might be alright but the formatting is trash. Call me picky, but I can't read a story no matter how well written it is if nothing is formatted properly and reads like run-on sentences.

>>542296165
Corn S-rank will be a musketeer

>>542295165
NTA but here's my list. Be warned that I'm a yurishitter.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58325368/chapters/148541734

https://archiveofourown.org/works/71480556/chapters/186060111

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62515900

>>542295627
Calm down Zhu Yuan they're just people like us

>>542294113
someone tell me

>>542296709
Goat, probably.

>>542296572
Yuzuha cute!

>>542294113
slop

>>542294113
Cock

>>542294113
pubes

>>542296885
Dick

>60/110 badges
I'll get there one day

Yuzuha needs anal correction

>>542297046
trke

>>542297076
My boyfriend

>>542297128
Manato...

>>542297128
Astra...

I masturbate to Phaethon-sama 14 times a day

Is everyone in NEPS gay? Why is she boyfriendless?

Nah post some good gen fics

>>542297317
Every npc mogs her

>>542297317
she got cucked by miyabi

>>542294113
ethereal semen

Tongue fucking yuzuha's butthole

>>542297391
Demonstrably false

>>542297380
Gen fics sounds like something Wisewimp would read

>>542294046
ENOUGH!
I CONFESS!
TEAR UP THE PLANKS!
HERE, IT IS THE SENSOR TOWER REPORT!

I'm fat bald and ugly which agent is for me

>>542297317
she's waiting for the one (me)

>>542297317
>everyone in NEPS gay?
Seth is gay

>>542297742
Sorry bwos, I'm not renewing my monthly until we leave chinkland.

Husbands.

>>542297753
every female agent

>>542297753
Jufufu

I feel Zhuzhu should get a buff, but that would mean only DPSes are getting buffs.

>>542297580
Alice...

Never forget what flopra robbed from us with og seed

>>542297985
I can't forget when it's posted every thread.

>"Awaiting further instructions."

Well? Your instruction??

>>542297840
Wrong

How come S-Anby gets grouped with Obol squad instead of Cunning Hares in the menu?

>>542297985
>rent free

>>542297753
Wise

>>542298079
Right!

>>542298057
Never noticed how big her fucking eyes are there.

>>542297862
Jufufu has standards!

>>542298057
Remove your clothes, and walk with me holding hands through the 6th street.

>>542298127
not like she can even earn enough to pay rent to begin with

>>542298095
it's literally how her Silver Squad faction is coded in the game. like activating s11 additional ability, and not activating nicole additional ability

>>542298127
Yeah Seed definitely wasn't paying any devs' rent or bills that month

>>542298057
Remove this ugly googles

What does the insides of her panties look and smell like after hanging out with Phaethon for 6 hours

Still jelly over that anon's Burnice with 509 AP

>Captain Magu is the biggest one in the squad.
Fuuuuuuggggggggg
Flora never gets these pics wrong.

>>542298198
>>542298210
>seething

>>542298264
Shit

>>542298314
start with the machine prediction and fate spam already, chop chop

>>542298304
Haha so funny, almost worth the game flopping into oblivion for

What time should banyue drip be again? is there a consistant time for 2nd character drip

>>542298184
Jufufu is attracted to ugly men

>>542298431
>assblasted

>>542297441
They're really baiting us with these namecards.

>>542298304
What is going on with Trigger in this picture?

>>542298492
So you're saying I have a chance

>>542298601
she grew a massive beard

>>542295865
I want to cum in this nerd.

>>542298264
someone tell moi

>>542298209
>it's literally how her Silver Squad faction is coded in the game. like activating s11 additional ability
Wow just noticed that. I think S11 is the only one with a faction requirement in Obol for their additional ability? I guess that's why I never noticed since I had no reason to run them together

I don't mind Dialyn's silly outfit, I just don't like her hair

>>542298685
She only fucks Ethereals

>>542298472
Midnight or 5 am

>>542297457
shoo shoo we have better autism at home now

>>542293647 (OP)
Cute smelly girlfeets in the OP!!!!!!!

Which ZZZ girl do you think has the smelliest feet?

>>542298285
Me too

>>542298718
Sorry, i only pull whores

How are the
>ZHAO/BANYUE IS AN A-RANK
anons doing?

>>542297317
Her personality (they're all th*ren lovers)

>>542299187
Taking a break. They are planning their next coordinated demoralization sesh.

>>542293895
something about this story feels so disconnected compared to 1.0-1.4 having some semblance of connection even if bringer being the big bad was obvious to most but unknown to many and the somewhat hamfisted poorly done avengers assemble moment in the end of 1.4

>>542294021
No but it would be more beneficial for me had he been S rank. Now that he's A rank, he can spook me anytime. Also, I'd have a much needed skip banner.

>>542299187
Zhao is an A-rank thoughbeit

>>542299139
His hands are gonna smell like smelly cheesy vinegary stinky girlfeets for DAYS! He'll clear rooms out, and have to explain that the odor is from touching smelly girlfeet!

>>542299050
Probably Burnice.

https://youtu.be/hlVryPLjjYg
Anby is back

Are they really going to do a double VH patch? Zhao being like Yixuan, VH "level"?

Painfully obvious that Dialyn is the sacrificial character that will take the flop during the Chisa banner, sincer the ZZZ devs know they cannot compete.

>>542295597
think those're catfishes which is usually how we harvest their eggs for caviar

Leave Shifu to me

>>542299597
Zhao is koleda level

>>542299597
You have to pick a side!!
If you grab the people's protector voidhunter, you won't have enough rolls for the corporatists voidhunter.
If you pick the TOPS voidhunter, you won't have enough rolls for the Yunkui voidhunter.

>>542299845
They want to drain your polys before idols in 2.6

>>542299597
Zhao and Shungus will have special void hunter versions of a new Lunar element.
Shungus will be Solar Eclipse and Zhao will be Lunar Eclipse

>>542299980
Uma when?

>>542299845
>you won't have enough rolls for the corporatists voidhunter

We need new esthetics for characters and scenarios, like old ruins jungle and bird thirens, or an underwater base with sea related characters.

>>542300031
Peak

>>542300189
Ah yes we need the tribal black woman for diversity

>>542300189
We need a fuckin' sports team.

>>542300349
*pale brown
*A-rank brick

We need more Inkys

Why not a skater faction

>>542300687
Do zoomers even skate?

>>542300761
>do sports exist

Holding hands with Zhu Yuan in public!

3
2
1
FIRE

Burnice Burnice Burnice Burnice Burnice Burnice GO GO

>>542300761
Didn't stop Hoyo from (initially) basing game around crt tvs

surely I'm not the only one who hates Banyue's design (I am a male character simp). who is gonna goon to metal? lowest sales banner incoming?

>>542300965
>faggot hates male who isn't bara or twink
No surprise there

Grim

>>542300843
Tearing her pants in public!

>>542295320
Go play your trickal game!!!! Also how expensive was your pizza????

>>542297317
Everyone who works with her understands that she is a bride of the state and does not have a moral compass; she is a snitch.

>>542301169
IM DIALYN

>>542301065
Dialyn's design is just so all over the place. Theres nothing to lock in on and sink your teeth into. Just random bullshit the character. Fuck you Da Wei nigger.

>>542300965
Nobody cares what faggots think because catering to you doesn't translate into sales or game popularity, quite the opposite

>>542300843
This

Flins cute

>>542298595
Baiting? It's the canon pairing.

He's a bit too organic looking...

>>542301641
Orphie!

>>542301712
You are still dying from HIV/AIDS lil gro

Sex with Orphie while Magus screams at you to go harder
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/135217045

>>542301641
>>542301805
Crazy how she is the biggest flop in the game

>>542301915
Nobody likes aftershock shit

>>542301831
I like cool guys in my games xis

>>542301641
Orphie is 11.

>>542301915
What does that mean?

>>542301712
Im curious about his fighting style

>>542301712
we got the wrong overwatch export, we deserved genji. zen and ramattra aren’t sexy

>>542301574
Go back

>>542302019
Sanby being a brick put everyone off from aftershock.

>dialyn first half 2.4
thank god finally a skip patch

>>542302019
Aftershocks is the coolest thing when Trigger dashes around. I wish I had Trigger ball.

>>542302052
You also like dying from HIV

The worms in my ass won't stop wriggling

>>542302236
If you say so bwopipi

The fact is that I really love cat food and when I saw it for the discount in the shop, I was very happy and bought a lot of bags, but the joy did not last long and after eating the bag I began to actively defecate with white anal worms, to solve the problem, I bought a jar of energy drink and upon coming home I began to shove it into the anus, as a result of which, the worms began to crawl out of my ass with small pieces of feces. These worms used my calla lily as a building material. They began to build multi-storey buildings, shops, factories, schools, universities, libraries. The worms had their own currency and had their own "commodity-money relations". The worms in my ass have created their own list of laws and regulations of the society of anal worms in which they live. The community of anal worms in my ass with a bottle of drive divided their society into different worms, where each worm plays a specific role and, directly, is an integral part of this anal worm society. The worms are controlled by my feces. They exchanged feces for food, clothes, paid for services and other useless anally worm things. For the worms, the subject of their success was the presence of my feces in their anally worm purses. Strange worms. The worms began to study in schools, to receive education, to try marijuana, cheap alcohol. When young worms were graduated from anal worm schools in my ass, they had to take exams, choose a university, a specialty. Later, each worm found another worm in my ass, with which they lived for a long time, mated, gave birth to new worms in my ass. Later, closer to the age of 40, each worm was disappointed that he was just a worm in my ass and did not do anything useful in his anal worm life and got drunk. This is how worms lived in my ass. And it all started with the fact that I played Zenless Zone Zero.

I'm ready for the next patch.

Why give Vivian a swimsuit skin in the middle of October? I'm sure they could've made a sexy vampire skin or something, do chinks just not do halloween?

Stop fucking thirens.

>>542302585
I need to finish my events

>>542302591
Vivian flopped due to being associated to Hugo (she is basically the only ether agent that performed bad)
Now devs have hard time selling new anomaly agents since barely anyone owns her.
They rely on players having key characters because otherwise they can't sell new agents dependent on them, and that disrupts their planning.
On the bright side they will probably never associate critical meta characters with obnoxious homos from now on.

no, I'm not doing the stupid bangboo tower defense again for 4 pulls worth of currency
that shit takes forever and I value my time more than 8 dollars worth of pulls

>>542302648
Are you gonna take their place?

>>542302648
No

Orph a little flames?

>>542303157
I liked

what are the chances of Shunguang having a bloodrage mode where her hair turns red and she drains her own HP as she fights

>>542303157
>that shit takes forever
Come on now

>>542303335
that would be a waste on her

>>542303157
>I value my time
>shitposts on 4chin

>>542302118
>ramattra aren’t sexy
This is what women want

Zhao is trash

There are some stratetic considerations for those who are interested in Yidhari's sig.

This is the value propoition:
1. Manato's sig engine actually looks like it's excellent for both himself AND for Yidhari. At the very least, it's better than Nekomata's Sig (which was excellent for Yixuan).
2. If you roll for Lucia's Sig, you will get a boosted Lucia who will enhance Yidhari + Yixuan + Manato + future ruptures
3. You might also get copies of Manato's engine which makes Yidhari stronger than if you give her Nekomata's Sig or the Battlepass engine.
4. I don't have the numbers, but I'm willing to bet Lucia's sig + Manato's sig combined, will be better for Yidhari than Yidhari's own sig.

Goat's banner is high value banner.

>>542302084
I'm going to bet you charge up the balls and then hold e to shoot them

>>542304057
>Zhao is A rank
fify

Doing the rhythm event.
First time I actually listened to the burnice song, it has a nice beat.

>>542299401
There was 1.6, 1.7, 2.0, 2.2, 2.3 and 2.4 to skip. What do you need more?

>>542304057
>pride flag redditard
Opinion discarded

>>542304120
>Manato's sig

I will save the bunny thiren race in front of Jufufu

Cute Bnnuy

>>542304172
I agree. She’s too furry for weebs, not furry enough for furries and a loli for normalfags.

>>542302648
Humans are boring. If I existed in a fantasy world, I'd be fucking everything that passes the Harkness test but humans.

>You know, I see it and feel it~
>The age difference in our love~
>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~
>Hey, wait up, please~
>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~
>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~
>The distance between us in our love~
>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~
>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~
>Becoming a love that burns silently~

>>542304708
The child support and Fairy power bills would kill him

>>542304548
White people are so amazing I'm picking white human male in all fantasy settings.

>>542304861
But Anon, you havn't achieved shit in your life.

>>542304861
Damn bro, them white twinks have you whipped.

uh oh the darkies are complaining

>>542305184
>complaining
ESL detected.

>>542304708
where's Chinky

>>542304120
I don't have the pulls for lucia yidhari and their weapons. At most with the 113 pulls 2.3 is giving to f2p I believe at most it'll be lucia yidhari and the latter's weapon with what I currently have and my pity
kaboom should be fine on lucia I imagine

>>542305045
Yeah true.. I have the bare minimum, so job and girlfriend but everyone has those so it's not really impressive.

Do you think dialyn, zenyatta, zhao, and the void hunter will revive the hype and save the game?
I think zenyatta in particular will break the $100 million mark on the fake chart.

>>542305826
That's not his name.

>>542305826
>I think zenyatta in particular will break the $100 million mark on the fake chart.
lmao

>>542305795
>Yeah true
But it won't stop you from fllating yourself on the intrnet. the hallmark of a loser.

>>542305724
>it'll be lucia yidhari and the latter's weapon
This will be weaker than what I proposed.
And it will cost you the same. That's why your post is nonsensical.

>>542294021
No but I'm 100% sure he would have made more money than Yidhari

>>542305901
Sorry my bad. Oingo

>>542294021
I mean I don't even know what he does or his gameplay but maybe

is weeping cradle good enough for lucia? what stats should I go for her discs?

>>542306448
dont pull for lucia

>>542299597
It's pretty obvious they're going for the whole yin-yang thing with Zhao and Shunguang. Both have the same symbol on them and the divination table from A-Shuo has the Sun and Moon on opposite sides of each other. If Zhao doesn't get dripped tonight, then she is very likely a VH level agent

>>542306614
I tried but I got a Brimstone instead

>>542306614
M2W1 is the best I can do, sorry

>>542306448
It's actually terrible for her.
But the alternatives are worse, except for Gameball and her Sig.

Miasmic fiend Jane is THE most bullshit, unfun and actually just broken enemy in the game, her dash attack is the biggest nonsense i've fucking seen, legit no fucking way to dodge that bullshit without insane i-frame abuse, i hope the rat dies the most painful way imaginable as well as the chinkoid insect that designed her moveset
fucking cancer

>>542306614
nyes
>>542306459
I do vibes based pulling

>>542306617
So Ye is special phsyical (Sun) and Zhao is special new element (Moon) ?

We posting Zhu?

>>542306965
Most likely

>>542306874
>insane i-frame abuse
I have at least 4 good teams with good iframe abuse now.
So it's a non issue.

>>542307150
Yeah

Why didn't they replace the cringe rapping while pulling with chinese music since it's a china season anyways

>>542305826
Ye Chungus might be able to do it, but what we really need is our own post-China bump. HSR, Genshin, and WuWa all took off in a big way after leaving China. If we can have our own Penacony-tier location, I see great things happening for us.

>>542307341
Because no one cares.

>>542306850
Do you seriously think your meme chart is better than different cals proving the BP ball is worthless compared to weeping cradle at W1?

Such a cool character
Are you going to pull Zenyatta as well?

>>542307764
That's not his name.

>>542307586
BP ball is something you can build towatds 5 star.

Nekomata's engine providing Yixuan 24% critrate, bing the 2nd best engine for Yixuan should give you a tiny hint of how good Gameball is.

>Do you seriously think your meme chart
Lol u mad as fuck.

im going to play zzz and not cum

>>542307764
Depends on his gameplay

>>542307764
Nope.

>>542307764
Depends on how ZZZenyatta plays.

>>542308051
That's torture

>>542308051
Shifu will find you in your dreams tonight, there is no escape

>>542307764
Im waiting for his drip marketing to see if he's actually a robot first.

>>542307150
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself

We're skipping.

>>542307150
Nyes

>>542308667
we're skipping dialyn and banyue, yes

>>542308667
We're skipping Banyue for her, yes

>>542308667
skipping Shunguang, yes

>>542308667
Skipping 2.3 for Krampus and Shungy, yes.

>>542308667
Ye is so pretty...

Wait but aren't they in the...

Bunny wife!
Happy life!

>>542308667
Is she supposed to be a Sushang expy or something? What team does she want?

>>542306874
skill issue

>>542309140
the intended team is
>ye shunguang
>disciple wise
>ciaccona

>>542308667
Skipping 2.3 yes

>>542308667
>th*ren

>>542309043
What?
Trigger is in Obol squad
Anby is in Silver squad

>>542307436
When are people going to give these ugly shits the fluffy pony treatment

>>542306874
she's kinda annoying in the tower but outside of that not really

>>542309263
No I don't want to NEED Cocaina

LING
LING
LING

ANSWER
YO
PHONE

DIALYN
HERE

LING
LING
LING

ANSWER YO PHONE

ROLL
DIALYN

LING
LING
LING

>>542309407
They're different?

anon-kun, denwa!

>>542310036
She's Chinese, you racist fuck.

What does a chinese telephone sound like?

>>542310036
>anon, telephone!
what

>Day 2 of only doing Fortune+Shop+Coffee for the daily polys without bothering to spend Stamina

It's...coming...to an end....I can feel it....I'm almost free....

>>542310164
nihao

>>542309695
Yes.
Anby was never part of obol squad and her friendship with Trigger in 1.6 was shoehorned.

>>542310168
Newfag GET OUT

>>542307764
>martial artist with angry mode
Yes. I'll get him and his engine.

>>542310168
it's sad that you likely genuinely don't get it
4chungus has fallen

>>542310036
why does she sit like that?

>>542310179
anon you're missing out on the HIA double rewards thing

>>542310179
Astra after she marries Wise.

Im kinda glad I skipped orphy, shes not that fun to play
Shame, shes really cute.

>>542310164
>And then?
>No and then

>>542310516
wise is gay

>>542310637
this made me laugh
i dont know why, its not a particularly clever joke or anything
it's just so matter of a fact and simple
lol

Btw way, where is my friend u/THE_HORSE_KING, also Equine_Monarch on reddit, also known as anti-TV schizo, also known as sum07329578 on twitter, also known as Anti-Qingyi schizo?

Im just so fucking lonely bros

>>542310036
Cutie

>>542310637
That's you self inserting

>>542310164
https://files.catbox.moe/i6xeir.mp4

>>542310516
Neither of them can cook.

>>542293647 (OP)
Gonner game

>>542310837
i'm not brown, i don't self insert
i'm saying it how it is
wise is gay

>>542310179
Would

>>542310983
Nobody cares about your skin color, homo.

>>542310784
Bibi!

>>542310036
She should have heterochromia

>>542307436
What's with China region curse in gacha games? like every gacha games always flop in China region, it's not even normal flop but the almost killed the game tier flop

>>542310748
>>542310775
I love whores

>>542310847
Fufu's personarrity got storren!

>>542311160
this but unironically

>>542310702
joke?

>>542308667
Don't tell me she's going to be Physical. I already rolled for Alice and her WEngine...

>>542311158
Because nobody cares about anything Chinese except Romance of Seven Kingdoms and Journey to the West.

>>542310786
We're here for you, bro.

>>542311240
Stop eating burgers

>>542311297
That dance isn't symmetrical

CHOO CHOO

SOVLBOL SQUAD ROLLING THROUGH THE THREAD

>>542311598
trigger you're 30

>>542311598
cringe

Be better

>>542307436
If genshin shiteaters really liked the blandest slop region after Liyue kino they have even more dogshit taste than intended

Sneed always feels forced even in art.

>>542311826
This doesn't apply to me.

>>542311826
Can you sumarize this please?

>>542311598
I love Orphie

>>542311598
this is why they flopped

>>542307764
they are going to reveal later on that its a toddler girl piloting him

>>542311987
just another womxn melting that people like lolis and not worms

>>542311598
>tard helmets
fucking embarrassing

>>542311989
Slut

>>542311826
>phone posting
Be better

>>542312092
>brown pedo trash
>people
kekaroo

>>542311987
zzz is full of pedos and that's why its dying

burness burness burness

>>542301805
the cutest

Banyue drip soon

>>542312273
Rest in peace, sweet prince. Too based for this gay, retarded world.

>>542312273
oh boy i cant wait to play as this super buff robot thats been teased since the beginning of the game! they totally aren't going to make it a firefly situation and make it one of the worst banners in zzz's existance, i trust in hoyo

>Alright, Photo event seems easy enough
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

Sigh

I dont mind a shota inside Banyue...

>>542311598
obolove

>>542312550
Phrasing

>>542312550
they are never EVER going to release a shota in this game and you know it

go play Nexus Anima when it comes out instead that game is pry going to be full of them since its for women

>>542312335
I'm hype.

you gonna regret not pulling for me, anon

>>542312719
Im pulling

>>542312683
Please dont be fire rupture

>>542312719
i love my copy paste big boob yixuan design!

>>542312719
but flopra needs another skip to keep her company...

>>542312550
and I don't mind banyue inside a shota (me, self inserting)

>>542312719
BUILT to please 9 inch hati cocks

>>542312719
Akchualy I'm pulling

>>542312920
Neko sex

Will sneed shill kill xirself when she does 10-20x the sneed numbers due to being a real character with real personality and development and not a lobotomised ugly toddler dragging a broken robot toy around?

>>542312719
Sowwy....
I have to save up to M6 my A-rank wife

>>542312719
Cute retard wife

Obol love!

>>542312819
I feel like that's all but confirmed now.

>>542313057
Obol hate

>>542312991
No xis we need xer and columcuckbina to do well to continue to funnel money to this game after all

>>542312719
I can't skip cute

>>542312719
I was always pulling for you though, Yidhari is the one I'm skipping hard

>>542313418
Her animated shorts aren't cute though

>>542311598
Ah yes, this is exactly the vibe I wanted out of our military faction. Seed was a mistake and she took orphie with her.

>>542313057
I do love the real Obol Squad.

>>542311826
If Hoyos didn't want pedo's playing their game they wouldn't have given Ju Fufu such a nice ass.

Here is your maid.

She's a terrible cook but otherwise a fantastic maid.

Questions?

>>542313769
>terrible cook

>>542313769
uhh can I get Ellen instead

Sneed flopped and destroyed the game

>>542312719
Why the fuck would I regret skipping character I don't want?
This game isn't hard, inflating hp isn't increasing the difficulty. Why do you think they aren't doing the don't get hit Shiyu anymore?
If the day will come when I can't max Shiyu and DA, then I guess I will be like one roll less every two weeks.
All metafags in this game have complete brainrot

>>542313418
Holy cute

>>542313941
The average gachabrain isn't very discerning, anon.

>>542313941
We always liked Lucia, jeetcord spam doesn't reflect the opinion of the general

>>542313941
>everyone like Lucia
>everyone
She still has shit design and has nothing to do with rest of her faction. It's Seed situation again. Just because animated short is well done, it doesn't mean character is any less shit. YiXuan had nice animated shorts, but she is like plague. Seed had really amazing 2D animation, but is a retarded flop.

>>542314174
PEAK COMEDY

When are they revealing the twins aren't blood related

We need more Ryona Kino

>>542314357
After you kys.

>>542313941
lol no I'm skipping her hard. she looks soulless. I just don't actively shit on her.

I guess the smart play is to wait and see what Banyue needs but it will probably be Lucia.

>>542314523
>Rupture unit needs Rupture support
Nooo, imagine my shock.

>>542314523
If he is rapture then yeah.

>>542314523
>rupture dps will need rupture support
woooow

>>542313941
>suddenly brown shitposter realizes he was always a minority

This is your wife. Say something nice about her.

>>542313941
At least we can all agree that no one likes Dialyn.

>>542314720
She tongues my anus

>>542313353
bunny

>>542314774
Complete oppsite

>>542314789
The funny phone service rep is way better than quirk chungus goatse.

>>542314789
>At least we can all agree that no one likes Indians.
fixed

>>542313941
>shill moved to the next character
Shocker

>>542314720
where do I find a woman like this

>>542314720
Love my best stunner in the game cute stalker hag wife

>>542314908
>Damian gets to plap this whenever he likes
lucky bastard

Do people struggle to clear in this game? I've play action games like DMC casually and think ZZZ is a breeze, but I imagine the same isn't true for the average gacha player

>>542315068
>Damian gets raped whenever she likes
Poor guy

>>542314789
>hating kuma-core
Shit taste detected

>>542314789
Wonder if Hoyo will give her a boob job too

>>542314789
Agreed
Probably the most dogshit design in this game. Yes, even worse than Lucia and Seed.

>>542315152
Cute Honkshart character

>>542315151
Men can't be raped

>>542315271
And other statements you would only make for (You)s and not because you believe it

>>542314174
i love that his gaze is jittery like a bug

>>542314789
Dialyn is a cute name we can all agree on that right

>>542294021
fuck no

>>542315112
Phone Callman

im still mad

>>542294021
God no. Easiest skip of my life.

>>542314720
I can't trust someone who's eyes I can't see. Sorry.

>>542315491
>cool robot
>wears a skirt
>gay boots
Anyone saying that would have pulled Seed Snr is a liar

waterkuma status update?

Finished Seed's story quest, finally, Obol stuff won't be missed.

Disastrous, only thing I liked is Isolde.

>>542315673
He is busy cooming.

>>542315673
draws boobs and fucks his big boob hag gf while you brown pedo cucks melt into eternity

Is orphie pedo bait

>>542315840
Nope, she's hagkino

waterkuma's latest post on xitter btw

>>542311279
Physical Attacker or Fire Attacker
enjoy

>>542311283
xianxia/wuxia are also popular but they ostensibly require manly men in the lead and they're not a good fit for gacha

>>542316025
I really don't care

>>542316073
>Attacker

>>542302591
>do chinks just not do halloween?
Dont look at the UUGC in the Genshin patch

>>542316025
I really do care

Dumb stunner flop and her pet A rank

Dawei here with your latest Waterkuma design we hope you enjoy it :)

>>542316025
Is that Lucy if she was a good girl and listened to her parents and became a police officer

>>542315641
the flopra gags final cope

>>542316161
Napper

>>542316025
His designs are overated as fuck and he is a cuck. I never had respect for this hack and I am not sure why people like him now when he was so hated back then

Is Krampus a corpa of what? What a they?

>>542316381
No the final cope is "ur le gay because you don't like ugly lobotomised toddlers" this is barely mid level cope

I want to grope Shunguang’s Shunguangs.

Here's how we can save ZZZ 2.5

>>542316625
Browns in this thread love blacked artists

>>542316625
It's just 1 guy spamming waterkuma shit

>>542316635
play the game

>>542316659
>in development
Will she hit dev puberty and grow bigger tits too?

JK full thiren agents when

Belle!

What do you think of her?

I refuse to answer your post anymore

>>542317342
My family will starve if you don't give me (You)s

Suffer

>>542317295
I want to do all kinds of things to her ass while she wears her chink outfit

>>542317295
:3

Why are Thirens so inconsistent? You have Ellen with a shark up her ass, Lycaon who's a full wolfman but then Manato or shangshang just have ears and tails...

God fucking damnit my bitch of a wife spent $250 on Labubus in our savings account now I can’t spend my fucking money on the top up for C0W1 Lucia and pray I win the god damn 50/50 fucking bitch

>>542317295
I think she would repulsed by everyone in this general

I'm convinced these devs can only build hype for upcoming characters on accident.

Our legacy is that our best selling banner was and will forever be a high schooler with puffy nipples.

>>542317702
Why do you have a joint account

>>542315404
No, i do believe it, sorry but Spook Shack is more ZZZ core than all of OBOL

>>542317716
I just want to eat her ass

>>542317771
Because it’s easier to pay bills

Is Blob ever going to make porn of our girls again?

>>542317752
and shark ass

>>542317295
Funny and cool, her taste in movies is impeccable.

>>542317752
Why did they stop designing characters like Ellen? Is it because of the backlash or what

>>542317702
>a $250 purchase stopping you from topping up
>on a joint savings account
Yikes.

>>542317776
>The garbage that gave us Lucia and Yidhari
The game deserves to die

>>542317971
They fired the original design team.

>>542317837
Let me guess you also don't have a prenup

>>542317702
>Lucia rollers

>>542317295
It's so weird to play genshin where they have the same VA as ZZZ twins and the voice of fucking useless retard zoomer Belle is now used for a character that actually does something of value

>>542315641
I understand the whole haha army coat looks like a skirt thing but complaining about his shoes are something completely new what the fuck are you talking about?

>>542317702
You should have told her you were saving that money for the ZZZ labubu.

>>542317958
I don't like it.

>>542318163
>Posted it again award

>>542317958
>the great Hoshimi Miyabi degrading herself with a buttplug
How low the mighty have fallen....

>>542317971
>bland slop with a shark up her ass
there's a lot of designs like that

>>542317916
doubtful, has he even made anything featuring 2.0 slop?

>>542318304
name 10

>>542318304
>there's a lot of designs like that
Post them

>>542318335
nvm, I remembered he did Sweety
An NPC. Cool.

The
>actually our designs were always bad
gaslighting strategy always makes me chuckle

>>542318071
The same guy designed Lycaon, Soukaku, Rina and many other characters

>>542318425
To be fair, Ellen is the only iconic design in this game.

>>542318041
shut the fuck up the money is planned ahead you can’t spend it $2,500 rent $400 each so $800 on retirement $500 for groceries I can’t take any more money because it will fuck something up

>>542317702
>Labubus
I don't know how this shit started, but I bet it was "influencers" paid off to shill the crap to dumb housewives and kids

>>542318607
>Fuchigami Mai
Instantly mogs Ellen on that alone.

>>542318607
Might as well post Gawr Gura as an example.

>>542318272
A fox with no tail is a disgrace to nature.

>>542318425
>always
no
>A big chunk was still slop like Ellen or Zhu and they were on the same level of slop as the new designs
yes

>Honkshart pagslop
Found the guy posting all the atrocious takes

Two hours.

>>542318798
>posts flops

Bwos... I finally did the seed story...
BWEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>542318950
We're not getting more drip bro

Are they going to rerun Ellen?

>>542319030
2.4 beta is in 2 hours gwo

>>542295091
Reminder that there are literally over 10,000 stories about Zhongli/Childe.

>>542318761
Why post the obvious winner

Alice was just as good as Ellen yet Ellen made 60 million and Alice made 5 million it’s not fair

>>542310786
Go play blue protocol with me.

>>542319416
Is it good this time?

>>542319358
Cuck shack fags really believe this

>>542319358
Ellen also debuted when the game was fresh and had more players

>>542319358
Everyone kind of left after getting a Miyabi, and 2.0 was a disaster even after the buildup

>>542319462
Don't mention it, sharkpags still can't learn to live with a fact that all so called shark "sales" exist only due to the launch status of the game

>>542319454
The game is what you make out of it. I'm having fun, playing casually and being f2p, mostly.

>>542319358
>Alice was just as good as Ellen
Don't kid yourself. ZZZ hasn't had a single character since launch as good as Ellen.

>straight edge military/hobby autist
>or the literal retard funny cartoon character
why do all zzz characters exist to fill one of these 2 spectrums

she's MINE.
BACK OFF.

>>542319358
>MUH ASYMMETRY
>Random ass design elements that were part of a previous draft (emotion display)
>No faction design cohesion to synergize with
She was a mess. Probably could have been alright if she was a launch character but nu-devs botched her.

i like this game and think its fun unlike all my other daily chore gachy games

>>542319358
While Ellen is definitely one of the best designs in the game, she only sold THAT much because she was first. Released today she would probably do Yuzuha numbers.

We're expecting S rank Nicole right? Her EN VN said that she recorded something really exciting.

>>542319758
>now
only your brown kind ever liked that slop

>>542320079
Hopefully for 3.0

>>542319808
miyabi

>>542320079
ZZZ adding actual dates

>>542319976
Manato is neither of those.

>>542320079
S rank Nicole would be the smart way to do pinkslop, since all good devs aren't allowed to do shit whatever S rank Nicole may potentially be won't be good