Thread 542371717

>>542296540

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
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>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>exam tourney
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Zwcy7KjR3KW9Z32mcmoIol-bb2NTShq9oc25idDbhkg
>registration
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1HWSHp53xNg-zvzTT6DIGXxv48anWV7_a8LDP0r3DM-Q

>arts and crafts tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing
>registration (until November 6th)
https://forms.gle/H9vM46AnCQqFkr4b6
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/cRmES6IJk_o

Kneel

Ah fuck I forgot to put https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong-live back in the OP again
Oh well

>>542366027
gg

>>542366027
gg

>>542371717 (OP)
who even wants to play as this guy?

When is the mjg tf2 tournament

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>>542371839
doko?

sakamoto so irrelevant, even madao better

>>542371901
Really curious about the jantama rank numbers for this collab

Kingdomfreak
Bratella
BURAKINATIO
Fenou
Laasti
Waifu
CEOofAutism
LordofBees
CureMilky
gigacoomer
Conor12
Rekko
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bob1444
ICantJong
Wheed
Plein
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Aestival
Betty
Resko
Sakuhara
Onpu
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scrungo
KurokiTomoko!!
CrazyWafel
artbuddy
Meido
SuliDerDuli
dkm
SakiMadeMePlay
Phalls
UmePantsu
AkaNashi
RisingBob
tumultuous

>>542366027
gg'i

>>542372359
We lost many brave souls at the death camp.

I love /uma/

Dear janitor please delete posts with >names thank you

>>542372359
why are there only some of the names here

Reminder that he's been at this for 6 hours straight without breaks
Not to get all platitudinous but you really need to get your life in order shitposter-kun

Majsoul Enemies Room 36312(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=36312

Tenhou mode. I'm only going to stick around for 1 game.

>>542373249
math tourney sing ups

>>542373284
i've played ranked for thrice as long without breaks

Prove you are a real jonger

I'm not a jonger thank god

>>542373408
You're technically achieving something there, this is just mildly annoying a small group of niche hobbyists
As I've gotten older I've really come to terms with how pathetic it is to be an online troll, it's truly a contemptable way to spend your time, I feel so sorry for him

A2 at the same time as round 3 start, but asapin table isn't the one broadcast
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What exactly makes nina hard to play? She's allegedly s-tier yet you rarely see her online.

>>542373331
2/4

double blitz

Here is your gf.

Keep in mind, she'll prank you often. Not excessively so, but enough so that when you let your guard down eventually, she's got another perfectly timed prank awaiting. Light pranks, of course. She'll hide your keys and dangle them in front of you after you've searched for a couple minutes, she'll replace your shampoo with water, and of course, she'll even put an almost lifelike big cockroach that wiggles under your bedcovers for you to eventually find when you're already settled in. Of course, her ear will be on the door to hear your reaction.

This goes without saying, but Kama will be at odds with you but he won't hurt you. He might warm up after a long while. Maybe.

Otherwise, Yuzuha's rather nice company and your gf. Do you accept?

>>542373284
This is basically why I'm against any kind of welfare or neetbucks or whatever. People like him would just die off without it.

>>542374018
WHY DOES YOUTUBE ALWAYS TURN ON THIS RETARDED SLOPPA ENGLISH DUBBING I HATE WHAT YOUTUBE HAS BECOME

>>542373331
3/4

break the fast
nba fastbreak

No cheating!

>>542373689
Asakeks... what went wrong?

What a slut

>>542373249
Those are confirmed virgins

What a slut

>check out /sora/
>they use some weird gacha lingo like constellation system or shard system
>I'm only familiar with the jade system

The thread wouldn't be so bad if we played on Riichi City.

Ayanabee

>>542374319
it's just variance

>>542374673
kys rc shill

>>542374541
>>542374568
Post another one so I can pon it

>>542374632
>he doesn't know about astrology to rig haipais

>>542374551
So I'm not a virgin?

>>542373331
Still 3/4

>>542374541
>deleted
pussy ass ahh bitch ass ahh crackuh ahh

>>542374129
AutoTLed subtitles are not better either

>>542373331
Started

>>542375013
I know nip, so I don't care, I can just turn them off, but the autodub rapes my ears every time I hear it. The weird muffled audio is always the dead giveaway, but I never make it to the button in time and I always hear this faggy retarded sloppa voice which drives me nuts.

>>542374673
Riichi City wouldn't be so bad if anyone played it

>>542375230
TL the Janki movies

>>542375262
kek, actual malware

>>542375262
now post sanma stats

>>542375230
https://github.com/YouG-o/YouTube_No_Translation

>>542371901
Me

Yo, /mjg/!

>>542375425
Holy thanks

>guy named Kiaraman doesnt have maxed Kiara
>guy named Skadiman doesnt have maxed Skadi
>guy named Medeaman doesnt have maxed Medea
hmm...

>>542375491
Out of character. Chihori is a nice lady.

horsie!

You may wanna delete that before mods see it.

We need more middle finger emotes

>>542375857
No we don't

Why does Hannah have pokeballs for eyes?

should I watch gintama?

>>542375340
I unironically would if I actually had time to do it. Last time I TLed something I realized how much it actually takes.

>>542376010
yes, if you don't like it at the start, just keep watching
it gets good at like episode 80

>>542376012
You already have the timings set, get to it
https://files.catbox.moe/s0zti9.7z

When does Saki get good?

>>542376219
Never

>>542376219
It doesn't

>>542376012
do it as your a&c submission

Kama love...

>>542376141
it was good since the start I don't know what you are on

I love Kama...

Kama Love!

how did she get away with bringing a gun to a jansou?

What's the difference between Rock and Stone?

>>542377353
Your 2nd amendment. sis?

>>542373331
gg

>>542377390
Stones may break your bones

>>542373331
Thanks for the game.

>>542377390
Rocks may break your stones

>>542373331
gg. Hopefully this flow lasts. Did you also get in the next round?

Can jannies just range ban whatever shithole country Offpu is from?

>>542377746
No, spot 261

horsie!

>>542377353
>jansou
They were on a ship

>>542377926
I'm sorry mate. I swear I'll pay you back in the next tourney.

Yojimbo.1961.2160p.UHD.Blu-ray.REMUX.SDR.HEVC.DTS-HD.MA.3.0-xwMaRio
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>>542378261
You better win. That anon gave you west extension only for you to punish him by slapping him with daisangen.

Math exam tourney closes in 3,5 hours! be sure to sign up before you forget!

>>542379015
>3,5
>,
European and possibly gay!

>>542379157
amerimutts...

What if my C game score is 0?
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Anju is for rape

How do euros distinguish 1,234,567 as 1234567 vs 1234.567

>>542380620
you get an F for reading

>>542380748
1, 234 and 567

Eurochad general

>>542380748
it's 1 234 567

>>542380769
I don't get it

Koito big win

hi

>>542382497
Howdy.

>have to wake up at 6am to play mahjong
Fuck, it's like having a job.

>>542380748
1.234.567

>>542368851
Huuuh?

>>542383336
At least you get paid to have a job.

>>542383396
If I qualify it's 1000 jade, hourly wage probably like 50 cents or so

>>542383504
>hourly wage probably like 50 cents
I don't think there's a Majhong Soul emote sad enough for this.

>>542383726
Kaavi is an Alice?

>shitposter got banned by getting too cocky with mlp
people will do the most stupid shit if nobody's giving them any attention

I don't think I have it in me for three more luckshitting games

>>542385564
we can only hope he tries evading so he can be ban on sight forever

>>542385762
What do you mean "tries"? he has been this entire time
His mom probably called him down for dinner

Ahem
Fuck horses and fuck Yakuza, they're all a bunch of manlets anyway

>>542386010
Take care to only go so far with the jokes about organisations, joker. I have seen tens of people disappearing after digging in too deep.

>>542386583
As long as you avoid mentioning the UGR you should be safe!

>le... forced UGR deletion maymay
absolutely riveting

>>542386898
ARU NO!

>>542386898
what??

>>542387084
This, but unironically.

>>542387084
>>542387384
I think it's soulful, keep doing it!

What a slut

this brown really wants a range ban

Isn't it great how the friends you make in League last forever?

chatgpt owes me sex

>>542388361
Friends?

If we were to implement the flags like /int/ I wonder what the pornspammer's flag will be.

>>542388630
two colors, red and white

>>542388361
I only have 1 friend from league 4 for whom I bother to regularly post under his profile

it's crazy how little seanigger representation there is on /mjg/

>>542388747
one of my teammates in league is range banned from 4chan and he was SEA. So they're probably mostly all banned and they were only allowed to post when we were on 4han

>>542388361
So true. haven't communicated with anybody since league ended

>>542388431
Yes? The anons you spoke to for weeks over your team IRC? The ones you invited to team training rooms and reviewed logs with? Those friends?

you guys did log reviews?

heeeyyyyyyy
t.Team 9 kyaputen

>>542388906
Hello, TEAmmate.

>>542389020
We did nothing of that

heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>542388906
Works for me.
t. in Luzon

>>542389508
Punch Illya in the face

you guys are weird

Next year, I'm drafting IRC regulars. No matter their rank, they boost team morale.

why did they grind so many games before it actually mattered

post supports

>>542389751
sending a message

>>542388906
buy him a pass

>>542389929
I caved in and bought quartz partially because I wanted to share my supports but was paranoid about it.
Would appreciate anyone adding me, I've got a ton of empty slots and I'm going through LB5 rn which I heard was pretty hard.

>>542390030
I'm not buying kwipto

>>542389751
Bot is never tired

sigh
what the fuck has this thread become
you can't go lower than fucking FGOslop

>>542390128
>he missed out on bitcoin
lol

>>542390186
Did they ever announce what the rankings are now with the cheaters getting the boot?

>>542390294
he is just reposting old posts from /alter/
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/width/2560/height/1114/

>>542390294
It's one retarded seanig spamming to try and create beef between generals
Report him for offtopic and move on

>>542390346
Only the players are banned. Novice smurfs and bots are allowed.

>>542390429
so when are the /bag/ archive reposts coming in

>>542390565
probably never because /bag/ schizos are too busy gooning to relentlessly spam in other generals

Kama Love!

>>542390346
Only the players who colluded are banned. Novice smurfs and bots are allowed.

bravo jannies
2025 and we still don't have the technology to prevent a single person from posting on an online forum

>>542390947
jannies don't have the power to rangeban on spot
they can report it to higher ups and higher ups can decide in 5 business days if it's worth to rangeban or not based on the severity of the rule violation

>>542390947
Nigger he's IP hopping
What do you want them to do, go to his house and shoot him?

we should migrate to /vip/

>>542391193
where else is the 4chan pass money supposed to go to?

>>542390947
What makes you think they even want to?
I've seen mods blatantly ignore reports for rule-breaking schizos spamming shit and actively trying to derail threads on other boards.
>>542391193
Would've been nice if that was how schizos were dealt with.

>YOU ARE NOT GAY
I am.
>YOU ARE NOT ROLLING FOR GINTOKI
But I am.
>YOU ARE ROLLING FOR KAGURA UNDER THE GUISE OF BEING A FAGGOT COCK SUCKER
I'm rolling her banner because I prefer her over Fufu.
>YOU CAN USE THE FAT FUCKING PANDA
Love Pan dabut don't like playing her,
>YOU ARE A LIAR METAFAG TRYING TO HIDE
But I skipped Fu Ji and Kirari. Only meta character I regret skipping is Gyaru.

be honest, is the pass worth it?

>>542391440
no one cares, slit your throat subhuman

>>542391848
I have a moral stance against 4chan passes, because I refuse to reward this shitty administration with any money for their incompetence/malice.

>wisdom tooth hurts like shit
>earliest appointment for an extraction is Saturday
Just fucking kill me

>>542392137
mine never came out
guess i'm just a moron

>>542391848
Not really. I only bought one because I like this site and I want to support it.

what if we all bought the 4han pass instead?

move to 4han, let this newshit rot in here

>>542392479
We've already moved dummy

>>542378385
Abayo.

doko

>>542392543
wait really?

Good job, jannies

>>542392479
do we really beleeb 4han has better spam protection

>get interested in Yostar's new game
>check out /sora/
>it feels like 4chan before I started spending my whole days in /mjg/
I never realized how cozy we have it here
I'm afraid to post anything there

>>542392669
No_

if xex with xex, why not zex with zex?

>>542393290
open the server
open the goddamned server

>>542391848
I like the captcha-free experience and slightly faster posting, but it's more valuable if you use the phoneposting apps

kys brownpu

>>542391848
so that your info gets leaked after 4chan gets hacked? nah

>>542391848
They won't ban you, so it's nicer for funposting.

>>542393678
>he doesn't have throwaway emails

a bit over 1 hour until the signups close for the math tourney!
After the signups close I will do a quick stream to spin the wheel and see what formula ends up with what number.
see you then!
Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Zwcy7KjR3KW9Z32mcmoIol-bb2NTShq9oc25idDbhkg
signup: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1HWSHp53xNg-zvzTT6DIGXxv48anWV7_a8LDP0r3DM-Q

>>542394051
But I don't know fu

:kekw:

Schizo ahh thread.I'm off to play Little Goody Two Shoes.

I'm starting to think that anon that said he became a janny was lying

If 0 I kms

>>542394672
Same, I'm gonna play some mahjong, this thread in unusable with the SEAnigger around. I just hope some actual mod wakes up to rangeban this retard, because the /vg/ autojanny is clearly not enough in situations like this.

>>542394979
>inb4 Onpu is the janny

>>542394672
way ahead of you

Is Big O's opening HEAVILY influenced by Ultraseven's or am I just seeing things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7_Od9CmTu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCuz2D7br78
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>>542395012
nyoo

Gintama Episode 1

>>542394979
yeah i was joking, i just report this nigger and sometimes it goes through

>>542395012
that'll buff right out

>>542395363
enough reports and autojanny kicks in, i'm not sure /vg/ even has people managing it at this point

I'm guessing the top 32 cutoff will be around 105-110. In Catfood Bowl (100 players, top 16 qualify) the cutoff was around 110. Here the amount of qualifying people is doubled, but also 2.5x the players and the players are on average worse so larger wins are available for the taking.

>>542396372
based retard

>>542395325
skip the first double episode thing, it's shit and isn't canon

>>542396372
so true sister so true!

whats the paranormal implications of eating meat? i heard it makes you evil, plus it gives you cancer

I feel soulless for tsumoing this instead of going for the sanmenchan furiten riichi.

>>542397750
Feel the wind of the match. Tsumo if it is a headwind, furiten riichi for a tailwind.

>>542397498
>plus it gives you cancer
This is my favorite schizo theory out there. People have been eating meat for as long as they exist, but the moment cancer cases skyrocket in recent times, it's meat. Not drugs, not lack of exercise, not eating actual plastic on daily basis. It's meat.

>>542394051
Math is for nerds I'd rather smoke weed this isn't even worth grinching

>>542394051
9 people has chosen test 9
Is 9 secretly OP?

>>542398696
9 is for bakas

>reposting wwyds
epik

when kaiji
when kaiji colab

>>542399662
>cropped
coward

>close program
>audio still keeps playing
>program is closed
>open task manager
>nothing is open
>the audio keeps playing
explain logically how my pc isn't haunted

>>542400239
Evil spirits be gone!

Will semis and finals have specific formulas as well?

>>542400787
Your finals results will be expressed in matrices

>>542400787
well yeah I am sure I wro-
>it's not on the sheet
FUCK

>>542388464
Im waiting for a singalong for this one anon, dont let me down

>>542393783
Yes, they do, unless you mean permaban.

ichihime 4th place punishment: 24 hour armpit licking

Took my adderall time to jong

>>542400093
her tits aren't that big

>>542401268
>Everyone playes 7 games total. any unfinished games will count as -1 on the formula
Can you make a matrix out of seven values?

>>542401893
No. I've accidentally posted porn and they just delete the post, but I've never been banned.

>>542402075
Oh, wait, of course you can... I was only thinking about a 3x3 matrix, sorry.

>>542402271
I've been banned multiple times

>>542402069
yes they are

God I love big bouncy tits

>>542402421
ZAMN!

>>542388464
How did you get a high quality version of the ED? The one on Youtube sucks

I lov liz!
I'm going to lov liz for all the great stuff she did!
That's right, best idol! I bet you love being cheered by me!
Give it!
Give it all!
Yeah, that's it! Sing all you want but you can't escape this adoration! Damn, your beauty is hardening my dick so much!
Liz, I'm cumming!! I'm going to make you a star!!
Uoooghhhhhhh!!
Make me lov!! Make me lov with your voice, you not vampire!!
Phew... now that was a good lov.

Stream is now live, we will spin the wheel once its time to close the signup form.
If you wanna join me for some shittalking or a few tourney related question then feel free to join the mumble.
https://youtu.be/ZceMRgop0H4

>>542402767
From the formulas isnt there an incentive to deal in as much as possible to get a negative score for some of the games?

>>542403134
what are you a nerd? just play your games bro

>>542403134
it’s almost as if it’s a gimmick or something

>>542402767
>formulas
*formulae

Shut up Hana, you nazi.

what do the letters mean

>>542402354
You must just be a bad poster

>formulas
>formulae
gimi

#2 is just a free qualification right?

>>542402767
Thanks TO

>>542403621
admittedly they weren't for posting NSFW, I use my phone for it when I feel like doing that

It would have been more fun to decide the formula after the games

>>542402637
There's some best of anime op/ed torrent with it on there
https://files.catbox.moe/cibu05.wav

>>542403621
Stop being devilish. You still get a 3-day vacation.

V. difficult

>>542403731
Unless you get a negative B

telly doko

>>542402767
Thanks for watching and enjoy your games! the tournament lobby is now open for business!

>>542404056
the sheet said qualifiers didn't start for 24 more hours

>>542404056
I'll queue in two days, I have to play in the jintama tourney

>>542404056
can you delay the start of the qualifiers as they overlap with the gintama qualifier round 3

>>542404208
>>542404252
>>542404283
It's over

>>542404050
>>542402767

>>542404283
oh and also grouping qualifiers on a weekend is just better anyway rather than having them run for an entire week

>>542404491
I picked an ewntire week because 7 games felt like too much to make people play in the span of 2-3 days.

>>542404056
Seconding delaying qualifiers
I'm just busy personally though

>>542404626
i'm gonna play 30+ games of mahjong tomorrow alone, surely people can do 7 in a weekend...
whatever, fair enough

>>542404419
Kek... may we start then?

>>542404784
yeah its open, anyone can queue and get some games in

You must get stomped before you get better

>>542404419
ummm TOkeks?

TENHOUTENHOUASEWIUFGHB24GR786GHR87Y43RF

what the fuck

>>542405294
Congrats?

>>542405294
gift code is invalid

>>542405596
It's case sensitive

>>542405294
>>542405303
finally, the first tourney tenhou we witness
now watch as the formula will turn it into -50k

math tourney tenhou 239iufhwe9ifhj28i9uhfu3

>tenhou
>no telly
didn't happen

I'm retarded what do the tenhou thing mean...

>>542405807
I witnessed it

>tenhou
>it was actually a chihou
bravo /mjg/

>It was actually a chihou
Lame

>first ever mjg tenhou
>undocumented
Ohnononononono

>look inside
>chiihou

>>542406039
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAvSMQgslBM

I kneel sandcat22

Nvm its a chihou lol

- X^2
…

>wow, a tenhou
>actually chiihou
Wow, it's fucking nothing. There's been chiihous before in tourneys.

>>542406195
>live nyagger reaction
cute!

>>542406039
not the first, we got one in friendly before and maybe two in memesura

be honest anon, are you based enough to double riichi a chihou/tenhou to avoid dama?

>>542406274
outfucking skilled

>>542406538
Only in memesura

>>542406437
No, no there weren't.

>>542406538
ofc

>online: 9
queue

>>542388361
Too bad I'm letting them down (again)...

I spent a minute actually thinking this tourney gimmick through now and I found that it's unabashedly retarded and you'll soon see why
Also TO how do you take the square root of a negative number again

>>542406840
I'll queue but I haven't read the docs

>>542407009
Your final score? 26.2+4i

>>542407009
Wait did I hallucinate, I swear there were square roots in there before
Never mind that part

>>542407254
There was but some nerd raised a stink about some numbers he imagined or something

>>542407254
its been removed since the first few hours after the announcement because people complained and TO decided to nerf the math. Blame him.

Why are the games starting now if the docs say they aren't until tomorrow?

>>542407423
>burgers

>Online: 11
queue

>>542407423
It wouldn't be a tourney if it wasn't rigged

>>542407487
TO changed it after they started

Save us BBfag

Given that we have just over 40 signups I, the TO have decided that semifinals will be top 8 players.
This way everyone will have an additional weekend to work on their arts and crafts submissions. Please say thank you TO for being so considerate to all of you.

>>542407692
Wrong >>542404419

>>542407816
TO changed it in the sheet after he started them a day early

>>542407915
based retard

>>542407986
t. Kress stan

>get chiihou
>it's in a meme tourney
>you get negative points for it or something
Bravo.

>>542408112
different faggot

>>542407915
TO here, they were always meant to start right after signups end as usual, I fucked up the sheet date
t. TO

>chiihou
>sandoko
TO this cat is snorting sands do something

>online 10
>1 game ongoing
what the fuck? queue up ffs

Onpu here, today I will remind them

>>542409461
Neck yourself avatarfag

>>542409232
dead game

>4 (A * B) + C - D + (E / F^2) + G
If the chiihou cat gets negative points in his next game it will turn against him.

>>542408975
I'm not jealous I'm not jealous I'm not jealous I'm not jealous I'm not jealous I'm not jealous I'm not jealous I'm not jealous I'm not jealous I'm not jealous I'm not jealous I'm not jealous I'm not jealous

QUEUE UP FFS

>play ranked
>have the highest mortal, naga, maka, and big coach scores
>last

>tfw you made the mistake of going to art school
I'll be honest, I had a long rebuttal to this dumb shit
bravo, mister deviantart connoisseur, you almost got me

>/mjg/ is so retarded they can't tell tenhou and chiihou apart
what am i even doing here

>>542410019
So leave then

>>542410019
I also can't tell houtei and haitei apart

>>542410019
I ask myself that question every day.

>>542410148
you're literally amae koromo, haitei is your gimmick

Althemia has decent amount of good art! Sinoa a bit less but Xania and Xiao Lei have none…

>>542410276
So leave then

>>542410019
You're a freak
You're a weirdo

telly is gone someone stream NOW

>>542410464
Everyone in here is a creep thoughbeit.
What's weirdest to me is how girls on chans are quick to call you a creep, even if you have absolutely 0 sexual interest in them and just want to chat or even if they are the ones starting with the sexual harrassments and shitty RP.

Like, I want to fuck dragons, absolutely 0 appeal in humans.
Somehow I've ended up ostracized by a whole community for asking a girl a sexual question I'd ask male anons regularly without backlash.
Asked a single girl, ended up banned for life for being a creep, sexually harrassing her online or something, even if she was the one befriending me and everything.
Like come on, even if I wasn't sexually deviated, you are a garbage NEET who's likely older than me, even if I was normal I wouldn't try anything on you.

Not a fan of the human female sex, do better next time.

>>542410413
There are like three anons here that I like interacting with so I'm not leaving.

>>542410603
there's nobody fucking playing bro

>>542366027
gg

>>542410751
you need to QUEUE and play NOW

Is the tourney lobby down for anyone?

>>542406195
unprivate the video

>>542410824
Reopen the tourney tab or relaunch the client, it's happened to me before

I hate NTR the most

>>542410817
nobody's fucking playing i've been in queue for almost an hour now

Read RB1, queue ranked, learn Japanese.

>summer shiki
>lucksucker will be here for another 2 years

Is there no telly? Should I?

Reminder that the hacks exposed the fact mods and jannies were actively taking part in shitting up threads and generals.
Reminder that the hacks also showed that jannies were literal redditors, trannies and lefties.
Reminder that "muh ecelebs" still post here.
Reminder that 80% of your activity is just spam: feet, armpits, ai slop, gacha wars, low quality baits, cuckposting etc.
Reminder that the bad apples who do not want to be exposed by IDs will denigrate the other place to keep other anons within their grasp.
Reminder that said bad apples started spreading lies about the other place the minute this website came back online.
Reminder that the two worst posters this general has ever had come from russia and israel, and those two countries are range banned on the other place.
And lastly, reminder that bros who want to have a friendly will always be welcome there.

>>542410661
Hey that's my post.

>>542411075
How about I'm doing none of them

TO here, are there any Ranseibros who have access to riichi.moe and know how to program gimmick tourneys? I have a great idea for a Ransei tourney but I need it automated.
Hit ,me up on IRc if youcan help, k thanks!

>>542411452
Okay so post some mahjong discussion then

One tourney game is enough, school is early tomorrow.

I don't own ransei

Test

I own Ransei but I don't own IRC

telly https://www.twitch.tv/me_beloved

>30 mins in game
>still E2

>>542411452
>there
Here?
8 c h a n. se / gacha / res / 4495 .h t m l
I'm not spamming 4chan-chan please

>Tourney starts
>They immediately queue
Brainlet mistake...

>>542411452
>Reminder that the hacks also showed that jannies were literal redditors, trannies and lefties.
getting banned for saying the president's name (Donald J. Trump, who won btw tranny jannies) wasn't enough of a clue?

Yasuoka is confused.

Speaking of formulae, what is the formula for tenhou/chiihou probability? I once got a tenhou in chinkjong and I was wondering how more probable it is than in regular mahjong, seeing how there are just numbered tiles (though they need to be restricted to two colors only and there's no kokushi musou, so the formula would have to be modified a little).

>>542414660
I'm resisting the urge to do something to your post in order to see what happens to it and you.

My equation needs me to 4th stack for positive uma

>>542414660
Mahjong?

>>542414660
Trump is _not_ my president

>>542411452
I talk shit about "the other place" because I was on the og 8ch and I will never forgive the 8moe people for ruining both it and the webring. I would rather deal with redditor jannies or go without an imageboard for the rest of my life than validate the cake kike's mentally ill behavior.

>>542413093
>it's been 1 hour now
>still E2

>>542415440
>cake kike's mentally ill behavior
Explain?
Also I was using og 8ch and I'm using the nununuone and it feels exactly like the same exact thing.

>>542415440
the og was the best place to discuss mahou shoujo anime
the new one is just a shithole

I miss /di gi/...

SEKAI DE ICHIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WAS LATE TO THE MATH EXAM BECAUSE I WAS BUSY PLAYING SKRIBBLIO AND NOW THERE'S NO MORE GAMES

Q'd

>>542415440
At least there "anons" that spam like niggers get autobanned.
I'd take your post more seriously if it wasn't made in a thread that was spammed with random garbage until a moment ago.
There's even a chance that your post is a bot repost and I didn't lurk enough to remember.

Never ending torment

>>542411452
>IDs

>>542416754
Honba?

>>542416865
It was 12 I think, they finally moved to east 3.

>>542416754
Wow Toimen and Kami must really suck, huh?

A good 5-10% of the Saint population are just lucky M1 loopers.

>>542416754
meme tournaments always bring the worst in /mjg/

>>542416754
What the frog.

Why would you make a tournament tobi nashi where intentionally dealing in to get a larger negative uma score is +EV?

>>542416754
kek

bravo gimmickeks

I'm hungry

>>542417662
Why not? Sashikomi is a skill.

>>542416754
>this is what gimmickeks actually enjoy

TO, I want to have a word with you...

>>542417859
have some mcdonalds

>>542407009
one person has to get divided by 0 and the entire tourney will be illegitimized. I will spam the thread everyday if TO decides not to cancel the tourney right then and there and I'm not even playing in the tourney

I'm horny

>>542418193
Get it out and turn back human!

>>542418193
you came to the right place

>>542418113
No thanks

I'm Steve.

it's going to be real funny when the A^B translates to exponential numbers as TO didn't think anons would actually read the rules this is going to be fucking malatro in tourney format

>>542419137
>Steve in charge of reading formulas
might want to look again stevekek

>>542416754
Regular TO fears this

>>542418193
Let me give you my ippatsu

lole

>>542344198
>>542344883
the P6 cheater is exiled to the shadow realm, lol

real miko hours

>>542420040
thats a chombo

>>542420065
>when zalex222 gets drafted to your league team

>>542420065
what, wasn't he always a novice

>>542420065
Hah, hope the $15 was worth losing your account over you fuck

>>542420736
Uhooooh

>>542420736
that eye peek is lewd

>>542420895
out of the 3 accounts 2 were novices and 1 was an adept, I don't remember which one was the adept

Hot Mikos are in your area waiting for you to queue up
Guarantee you at least 3 renchans

I didn't sing up.
I'll watch if you telly though.

>>542412876
>>542421509

I'm afking my 8 games
q now for free points

>run a naga sim on an early discard decision to see which one is better
>it ends up just cutting both in most circumstances
what a waste of 20 np

>two players dancing on each other
>both in a party

>>542421950
he's THAT esl???
never mind

dude Wheed

>Baking
If he's the drawfag he's fine
>Kiaraman
Used to be shit but he's alright now
>Lauren
Strays off-topic but harmless otherwise
>Ati
Outright good
>Chrissy
Same as Lauren
>Rahm
Bit weird but otherwise fine

I expect at least 8 /mjg/gers in the top 32.

>>542420736
They just stole the fat girl from nikke and bleached her hair and made her skinny

>>542423391
How many anons actually made it to the 3rd round?

>>542423391
/mjg/ doesn't collude

>>542421198
i would say her giant cow titties are lewd too but yeah

>>542423619
Tens of us. I don't think I'm gonna qualify since I only have time for 3 games after work

I expect to see my boy bobbrick in the finals like usual

>>542423841
fuck you and your boyfriend

How many cheaters will be exposed after this tourney?

>>542422607
I'm doing my best. Ok?

>>542423841
I want to watch you fuck your boyfriend

When are we getting the tourney gibs?
I worked hard for my one undustable pink gift an my one summon scroll.

>>542423926
He's the most soulful saint ever
>always in tourney finals since the days he was an adeptchad
>constantly spamming emotes every single game
>maining knockoff kodomo

Today's announcement is going to surprise you

>>542424124
surprise janai katsura da

I'm trying to look at RB1 but it just contains basic stuff like "you should calculate your score on South 4 for your win" and "closed waits are better than edge waits"
Where do I get advanced knowledge like how to read discards?

>>542424124
Onpu offs himself?

can i host a koko now or are you people too busy with the gimmick tourney

>>542424320
Hand and wall reading is only unlocked when you let your schizophrenia win

>>542424320
call reading book 1
yuusei book 1

I can predict the outcome of a game 4 rounds in advance.

>>542424778
Steve needs a swimsuit so I can fuck her with my big dog dick.

>>542424778
>he

>tfw you'll never get a /jong/ AIslop song after you
Why live

>>542424842
I can predict it even earlier than that if I deal into a baiman on east 1

>>542425027
You could be easily getting 2 baimans in a row in your last dealer turn.
You never know until you are in the game.
Magical sands are real.

>>542425680
no, because i have already quit at that point

I dama'd my dora tanki chiitoi until someone called kan, and then I riichi'd, tsumo'd and hit ura 2 for an oyabai

>>542395012
I don't think she's gonna make it guys. I don't know what to do

I understand that I shouldn't win that one hand, but holy shit, you are such a fucking disgrace to mahjong, I cannot wait the days, months, and years for you to assemble a tenpai on your own renchan. You are such a fucking deplorable shitter, even with three fucking feeders trying to give you every opportunity to win, you still fumble the ball. It is my utter disgust and displeasure to give you your overinflated stats even to boost my own score, you absolute blundering retard.

>>542426308
kys betty

>>542426071
>he doesn't know about the sanmenchan chiitoi

Ryanpeikou is just chiitoi with pinfu

Leave Betty alone. He's a better player than you jealous crabs.

>>542426308
Do you flirt like that with every miko?

Queue for free points

I'm at work

>>542427017
Get back to work!

>>542427069
I would but nothing is broken so I am getting paid to post

Want me to work your... you know... instead? I can make your... score bigger, if you know what I mean.

>>542427017
It's Columbus day why are you waging?

>>542427213
Sorry I can only get off to VR GFE JAV

>>542426997
there better be a non miko in this game

Mikos were a mistake.

Was it a genuine melty or just trying to pick up another mikotroon?

>Every other hanchan turns into 4 mikos trying to deal into each other
Bravo TO

>>542427252
I have weekdays off, but I have to work the holiday and also one of my days off this week

Mahjong bad

Why not make a blocker for Leo to fuck Smaru over?
A...Blozuka?

>>542427528
What's your job? It sounds extremely cool.

Has this spastic really spent the entire day spamming non mahjong images?

>>542427845
You can just ignore him, mod will later delete all his posts in one go. It's a very sad being.

>>542427769
Wouldn't you like to know.
losing 80% of your weekends to working an overtime day is cancer and if they do this for another year in a row I'm going to get a work restriction.

Wait a minute... Korea already has an account linking thing because they have to use their IDs to create accounts there... could it be that deleting faggots who try to run it down on their alt accounts from playing on their main makes the soloQ better?

>>542371717 (OP)
Why the fuck would you get a high profile IP and then waste a character slot on this guy? I'm just gonna have to hope RC's last collab for the year is something worth spending money on.

>>542427937
Can you at least tell me if it is more manual or intellectual? Don't answer if you have to lie.

>>542427937
i thought there were laws against kodomo working

>blorg gnorpslorped florg
fucked up, man

>>542428139
I have no idea what the fuck they were thinking. The obvious choice is to get Gintoki, Kagura, Shinpachi and then literally any of the other popular characters. Zura was fine but Sakamoto is a ridiculous choice.

>>542428270
Maybe his seiyuu was cheaper?

>>542428139
>>542428270
Sakamoto is extremely popular with fujos, and he's a cool guy. You wouldn't understand

>>542428139
>spending money on rc
Yikes

>>542428270
It's even more hilarious when you think about how Gintama has lots of characters to choose from unlike other collabs with few notable character so the choices are already pretty much made for them.

the .moe thread is pretty comfy, just a little slower, but IDs mean you don't get the crazy shitposting/genderwars non-sense you get in these threads
this is probably the most active place to spread cropped porn propaganda though so i'm content to be here and just use the filter to clean up the ick

>>542428548
I think of it like my supporting RC helps keep them around so I can have twice the number of potentially interesting mahjong collabs in a year.

Two weeks ago I found my older brother in his room where he hung himself attempting autoerotic asphyxiation. I know this because his pants were down and his iPhone was on the ground by him and unlocked to Florg's latest stream. I being the dutiful little brother took him down, pulled his pants up, called and ambulance, attempted CPR until the ambulance arrived, and then cleared his iPhone history. The ambulance driver asked me what happened and I told them he tried to hang himself and then he started asking questions if he was suicidal and I couldn’t say it so I told him yes he was for a long time. A few hours later he was labeled dead on arrival and they couldn’t save him. My parents were devastated of course and I made a suicidal note using ChatGPT basically sayings it’s not their fault and thanking them for everything hopefully to give them closure. I figured at the time it would be better than the reality of what happened. But now I’m thinking embarrassing accidental death might be better for my parents than suicide my mom is constantly crying about what she did wrong. My dad is a lot more quiet and has been drinking constantly. I know I’m going to get a bunch of smart-ass comments but can you all be semi serious? Believe me all of you were my last choice but my Reddit account was banned off three boards already. So should I just tell them the truth or should I just stay quiet about all of this?

>>542428571
It would be cool if yostar was more transparent with these choices. Same applies for every gacha game desu.
But they are all private societies, so nothing ever gets explained to the public unless they feel like it.

>>542428147
It's manual, I repair/maintain industrial equipment.

>>542428270
I can live with Shinpachi being the riichi stick, but no Kagura is baffling. I don't care for Takasugi or Sakamoto.

>>542429196
Too much information, it's over for you.

I build missiles for Israel

>>542428139
>>542428270
The other characters were too expensive.

>>542429403
Thank you for your service.

I don't get this gimmick tournament. Do you really need to deal in like a whore to win?

>>542429403
I am but a humble american and I wish to personally suck your cock if possible one day.

>>542428393
The funny thing is that he isn't even popular among them.
It's puzzling.

>>542429143
At the end of the day, while it is a disappointing choice, it's not that big a deal that I want to know what their reasoning is for picking him. Sometimes collabs just have a dud character or two. It's their money and effort anyway, so whatever. I just won't be dropping money on this. It's not like I ever thought, "You know what? It would be so cool if I could play as Gintama characters in MJS!", in all my time playing.
I'd rather have an awesome or cool-looking character from some shitty anime or IP that would be cool to play as in-game.

>>542429427
They dropped enough money to get the IP but then they they went "Oh no no no, this and that are way too expensive for our wallets"? That makes zero sense.

Be honest how many of you use training wheels?

>>542429879
You also had the imouto in the Kaguya collab as a surprise appearance, though she ended up being the best character in that.

You know what? It would be so cool if I could play as Gintama characters in MJS!

>>542430106
how about jantama characters in mjs

You know what? It would be so cool if I could play as Gintama characters in Poko!