Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:39:38 AM
No.542475572
>>542581248
Total War General - /twg/
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:40:51 AM
No.542475647
>>542475984
>>542476878
where is the news?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:41:00 AM
No.542475659
Thanquol soon, friends!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:45:43 AM
No.542475984
>>542476113
>>542559156
>>542475984
what is this face trying to convey?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:50:41 AM
No.542476340
>>542476113
tired of toxic, entitled manbabies demanding they fix minor bugs instead of working on new content
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:51:23 AM
No.542476376
>>542476890
>>542472425
Why isn't corner camping a valid strategy? The AI did it to me a few times.
Besides If you're being attacked, it's reasonable to retreat until you have a defensible position. If you're attacking, it's reasonable to goad the enemy into leaving their defensible position and engage yours.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:52:33 AM
No.542476451
>>542478641
CA Horsham status?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:54:17 AM
No.542476569
OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:55:42 AM
No.542476689
>>542476113
tired of stupid, insufferable mindless consumers demanding new content while bugs keep stacking up and never get fixed
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:58:32 AM
No.542476878
>>542475647
no such thing fren
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:58:40 AM
No.542476890
>>542477778
>>542476376
Not that anon, but it depends on where you camp. If, say, mountains make a natural nook where you can guard your flanks, that's alright even if its a corner. However its rather exploity to you use cornercamping on an open field to exploit the invisible barriers.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:06:24 AM
No.542477423
>>542478195
what if aislinn is an alien
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:09:18 AM
No.542477605
>>542477793
>>542540418
if corner camping wasn't a valid playstyle then CA wouldn't have added corners to the game
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:12:11 AM
No.542477778
>>542476890
It's kinda scummy of the game to put me in an open field in the first place. There's so many good maps of every biome (even some like the desert that shouldn't) and some good non interactable geography outside bounds on the bad/boring ones, it makes no sense to meet out on the open field.
For some factions and some matchups it does. Or doesn't matter much because of unit diversity and formation options like the hammer and anvil. But circumstantial armies like basic frontline and archers or wierder factions like nurgle have no reason not to run to a valley or hill
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:12:26 AM
No.542477793
>>542478147
>>542540418
>>542477605
what if the map boundary was a circle
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:17:53 AM
No.542478147
>>542477793
A circumference is an infinite collection of corners, anon...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:18:33 AM
No.542478195
>>542478212
>>542477423
Then he would be called AYYslin
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:18:50 AM
No.542478212
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:23:35 AM
No.542478515
What if the maps were non eucludian shapes? A digon would prevent corner camping completely.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:25:42 AM
No.542478641
>>542476451
spies tell me they have sailed
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:10 AM
No.542478673
>>542478832
Battle maps should be in the 4th dimension
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:39 AM
No.542478709
Legend WON
Soitek LOST
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:56 AM
No.542478720
>>542480818
Sex with elf women
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:28:35 AM
No.542478832
>>542479624
>>542478673
If only there was some realm where chaos reigns and laws of nature do not apply and reality gets twisted... some kind of chaotic realms if you will
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:33:46 AM
No.542479149
battle maps should be so fuckhueg you cannot reasonably reach the edge of the map to corner camp
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:34:54 AM
No.542479213
>>542480402
>>542605370
battle maps should match the terrain of the world map where the battle happened
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:41:18 AM
No.542479624
>>542478832
that's fucking impossible
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:46:12 AM
No.542479948
>>542461240
this is him straight up saying you shouldn't even play the game at all because it's a broken piece of shit lmao
>>542479213
CA lost the technology for that
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:59:31 AM
No.542480818
>>542525763
>>542478720
Legend has SEX with ASIAN woman which is practically ELF.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:00:02 PM
No.542480838
>>542480961
battle maps should use google earth to generate battlefields off of real world locations
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:02:02 PM
No.542480961
>>542480838
you should generate these balls on your chin
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:03:46 PM
No.542481069
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:05:13 PM
No.542481154
>>542483521
>>542480402
It isn't. The map system from old TW like Rome is the laziest way to make battle maps it was entirely generated from a heightmap with random shit being added by the generator. And it was scrapped because it could result in usuable maps where you can't fight a battle without surrendering. This was a problem in release Shogun 2.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:07:14 PM
No.542481271
>>542481369
>anons actually defending warhammer's dogshit maps over dynamic maps in the year of our lord 2025
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:08:53 PM
No.542481369
>>542481483
>>542481271
>dynamic
The only dynamic thing in the flatass shit maps was where the trees will be.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:10:39 PM
No.542481483
>>542481605
>>542481369
>flat
lmao, the old dynamic maps had tons of height variance including actual hills unlike warhammer's pathetic "hills". 3k had dynamic maps and no issues with unplayable maps so let's see your cope there
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:12:33 PM
No.542481597
>>542482469
I hate hills i'd prefer if maps were completely flat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:12:40 PM
No.542481605
>>542481969
>>542481483
Sorry to burst your bubble by 3K didn't have dynamic maps it uses pregenerated terrain and just changes the prop layout. You would know this if you played enough of 3K.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:14:43 PM
No.542481740
>>542538494
Pharaoh has the best battle maps.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:18:05 PM
No.542481969
>>542482027
>>542481605
3k matches the campaign map in its battle maps just like rome, which is why if you fight near a lake you'll see it in the background. unless you're actually complaining that rome varies props based on if you've built farms and such which is a hearty kek if so. btw i played launch shogun 2 and never had an issue with unplayable maps. apparently no one else did either because rome 2 and attila also have battle maps based off the campaign map
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:18:53 PM
No.542482027
>>542482105
>>542483521
>>542481969
You keep on believing it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:19:50 PM
No.542482105
>>542482027
i accept your concession faggot. no one likes shitty predetermined warhammer maps, get over it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:23:57 PM
No.542482362
If you fight at river crossing and you get the river crossing map every time then it's predetermined. If you have only a chance to get the river crossing map then it's bullshit randomization and inferior.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:24:00 PM
No.542482368
>>542483583
What do they eat?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:24:13 PM
No.542482379
>CA is lazy because new TW have hand made maps instead of procedurally generated
lol
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:25:15 PM
No.542482460
>>542482858
interesting, the custom battle screen has a whole map of china to choose battle maps from. let's pick a map on the eastern shore of a lake
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:25:23 PM
No.542482469
>>542481597
what are your thoughts on trees
huh, there's the lake in the distance. wow, it's really cool that the battle maps actually reflect the campaign map, if only warhammer did the same!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:29:07 PM
No.542482691
>>542482586
wow a stupid dumb lake
this adds nothing to the gaymeplay
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:29:53 PM
No.542482748
>>542482816
>>542482586
You are so close the actually understanding how this works. Unfortunately it's beyond you.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:31:15 PM
No.542482816
>>542482748
anon if you're actually arguing that old tw games had randomized maps you're wrong. play the brutii and invade the starting rebel town, the terrain will look the same every time. you might actually be retarded
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:31:57 PM
No.542482858
>>542483001
>>542482460
>>542482586
Is China in 3k so small that the three province spanning lake just a small puddle?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:34:13 PM
No.542483001
>>542482858
every campaign map is scaled down in tw, yes. you can see across the adriatic from greece to rome in rome 1 and 2 whereas in real life you can't
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:34:18 PM
No.542483006
>>542483067
>>542483145
You get press-ganged to Charhost of Chaos. Your responsibility is to keep the host well fed. Which LL do you join:
- Archaon the Everoven
- Kholek Buneater
- Sigvald the Macaronificent
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:34:56 PM
No.542483051
>>542483738
>>542484395
How do we save TW from ecelebs?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:35:07 PM
No.542483067
>>542483415
>>542488591
>>542483006
i think sigvald is probably the best chef
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:36:30 PM
No.542483145
>>542483006
Archaon. No questions. He's the most normal Chaos leader and he respects his human troops if they are loyal to him instead of the gods.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:40:41 PM
No.542483415
>>542483067
Sublime selection. Salaciously scented savoury savarins surely sate SlaaneshΒ΄s strongest seekers!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:42:17 PM
No.542483521
>>542483743
>>542481154
>>542482027
>feature gets removed or dumbed down
>WELL IT DIDN'T WORK 100% NOBODY LIKED IT ANYWAY
I always assume posts like this are from some CA intern. Pretty cucked otherwise
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:43:23 PM
No.542483583
>>542482368
>he doesn't know
they eat other cathayan
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:46:03 PM
No.542483738
>>542484696
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:46:11 PM
No.542483743
>>542483521
that seal is glopped out in the slop
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:47:02 PM
No.542483803
total war flintstones when?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:47:38 PM
No.542483838
>>542484082
>>542484840
I don't want a TW40k because it will create a wage of secondaries only playing it because its a 40k game, not because its a total war game
and they will forever shit up any discussion about total war
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:49:15 PM
No.542483937
>>542484018
Can thunderers shoot over dwarf frontliners?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:51:46 PM
No.542484082
>>542484165
>>542483838
>wage of secondaries
You're not going to be happy when you hear about the fantasy games then
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:51:49 PM
No.542484085
>>542484126
>>542484018
thats not a thunderer
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:52:33 PM
No.542484126
>>542484085
YOU'RE not a thunderer faigt
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:53:22 PM
No.542484165
>>542484082
nobody gave a shit about whf before tww
it was just a total war game with fantasy races
basically lord of the rings
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:57:13 PM
No.542484395
>>542483051
You don't. You can only save yourself from TW....
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:00:45 PM
No.542484621
TW40k could bring life into this general. Probably more life than you can handle.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:01:55 PM
No.542484696
>>542485182
>>542486071
>>542483738
>play fantasoi game
>everyone just plays the human factions that are the closest to the history games
Fantasois just cant escape the swinging cock of history
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:04:06 PM
No.542484840
>>542483838
The biggest influx of secondaries was with 3K you just didn't notice it because this isn't a chinese board.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:08:06 PM
No.542485063
>Fight in a chokepoint in the Badlands
>Ulthuan battle map
>>542484696
What's the most popular elector count troop? Don't tell me it's the greatswords.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:10:35 PM
No.542485226
>>542485182
durr is it the one you unlock first idk
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:11:04 PM
No.542485257
>>542485182
eldred's guard are pretty goated
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:17:29 PM
No.542485621
>>542485182
the bordermen
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:21:15 PM
No.542485815
>>542485897
luthor harkon here
meanie personality is taking over
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:22:41 PM
No.542485897
>>542486051
>>542485815
You are not HIM!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:25:03 PM
No.542486051
>>542485897
>luthor harkon sails across the sea to recover his stolen kwama eggs
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:25:34 PM
No.542486071
>>542522730
>>542484696
Surprised Cathay is that popular. Probably heavily inflated by Chinese players.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:28:03 PM
No.542486219
nagash was meek
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:30:23 PM
No.542486334
>>542486868
>>542499776
Announcment coming at 1pm btw
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:30:37 PM
No.542486348
luthor harkon here
fuck you
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:32:06 PM
No.542486425
>>542487036
The update has been delayed but we will add Khuresh as an apology
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:33:26 PM
No.542486501
Khuresh has been delayed but we'll add in +5 charge bonus to Disciplined as an apology.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:33:45 PM
No.542486519
>>542486801
>almost halfway through october
>still no trailer
if there isnt a trailer this thursday it probably unironically is delayed
though i guess they could tease it next week and release it on the 31
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:34:01 PM
No.542486546
luthor harkon here
plesae
i am losing my mind
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:35:49 PM
No.542486656
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:36:08 PM
No.542486676
>>542486527
>Bank of Oklaholma
Video games?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:36:24 PM
No.542486704
luthor harkon here
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:37:31 PM
No.542486774
Luthor Harkon here i brought the update
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:37:39 PM
No.542486781
>>542486527
>dive into the lizard codex
>bok literally means weapon/hurt/hit
bit of hodor vibes
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:37:50 PM
No.542486801
>>542486903
>>542486519
>release it on the 31
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:38:28 PM
No.542486846
i will shoot up this bitch
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:38:51 PM
No.542486868
>>542486334
Are you radislav's son
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:39:11 PM
No.542486903
>>542486801
The 31st (november)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:41:23 PM
No.542487036
>>542486425
Get your shit together, bongs!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:42:28 PM
No.542487110
>bongs
anon i...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:43:04 PM
No.542487148
my lord shoots people
your lord?
your lord attends harry potter marathons
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:45:39 PM
No.542487348
>>542487610
>Darkshards
>Shades
Why do the Dark Elves have literally two units and nothing else in their roster
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:47:04 PM
No.542487428
dark sharts. ra roo
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:49:42 PM
No.542487610
>>542487907
>>542488114
>>542487348
Because you are dumb legendfag
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:53:50 PM
No.542487907
>>542488350
>>542487610
no i am not that is what you are
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:57:00 PM
No.542488114
>>542487610
Please be nice.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:59:07 PM
No.542488273
i am him
How have you dealt with the news of the tragedy?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:59:42 PM
No.542488324
legend of total legendfag here
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:00:03 PM
No.542488350
>>542488496
>>542487907
Write a petition maybe someone will care.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:02:15 PM
No.542488496
>>542488350
i only care if you will care
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:03:03 PM
No.542488552
Okay this is epic. A legend you might say.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:03:04 PM
No.542488561
>>542510578
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:03:31 PM
No.542488591
>>542488924
>>542483067
isn't sigvald a literal cannibal
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:04:02 PM
No.542488634
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:05:15 PM
No.542488724
>>542488318
What tragedy. Tell me what the tragedy is. Tell me now, and tell me concisely.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:05:36 PM
No.542488747
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:07:44 PM
No.542488897
>>542489137
So, I had been playing Warhammer II since the Hunter and the Beast dlc, and had 500 hours on that game by the time I decided recently to move to Warhammer III for more races. I've been having a lot of fun, and don't regret my purchase at all, but I've been seeing a ton of negative feedback on the game, starting roughly when I bought it. I've seen some posts trying to summise it, but they all seem to assume the reader is intricately aware of CA's existing drama, so I haven't learned much, and certainly haven't noticed anything myself. In the 100 hours that I've played the past month, it just feels exactly like Warhammer II but with a few tweaks and more densely packed Legendary Lords. I guess sieges are a bit annoying now, but honestly I like "kind of annoying" more than "impossibly boring" as they used to be. TLDR: I want to know why everyone's so mad at CA, because I haven't noticed anything too wrong or out of the ordinary myself.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:07:57 PM
No.542488916
>>542488318
Of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:08:06 PM
No.542488924
>>542488967
>>542488591
no he's a cannonball
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:08:29 PM
No.542488967
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:10:54 PM
No.542489137
>>542489352
>>542488897
1. Its become abundantly clear that CA has shifted resources to other projects (Alien Isolation 2, some unannouced historical game and what many speculate to be 40k). This angers people because many feel WH3 is not close to being done, and in a poor state.
2. Some pretty serious bugs are causing entire AI factions to not recruit any meaningful armies. They just sit there and get squashed.
3. General frustration with CAs lacking communication. Basically an eceleb made some videos all but urging his fanbase to reviewbomb the game. He (correctly) pointed out that in the past CA has only responded when forced to do so.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:11:22 PM
No.542489175
>>542489278
>>542489576
luthor harkon here
i smell tourists
tourists ON MY SHIP
leave or be hanged
dont leave or be hanged
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:12:48 PM
No.542489278
>>542489175
but i want to hang
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:13:26 PM
No.542489324
>>542489427
PIG
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:13:44 PM
No.542489352
>>542489597
>>542489137
Not only these games, but also the "big" dlc for Warhammer 3.
It seems this slaneesh DLC wasn't planned at all to happen.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:14:49 PM
No.542489427
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:15:56 PM
No.542489501
The tragedy...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:17:01 PM
No.542489576
>>542489175
Calm down, it's a tourist ship you sperg.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:17:21 PM
No.542489597
>>542489352
The Slaanesh dlc was planned like 2-3 years ago, then thet did khorne instead. If that's not a pivot then I don't know what is.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:17:58 PM
No.542489654
This general reeks of nurgle followers.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:18:36 PM
No.542489702
>>542488318
i haven't decided yet
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:20:34 PM
No.542489863
*razes your shitty settlement*
*force marches away from you towards your next one*
nothing personnel
Namefren
10/13/2025, 2:21:14 PM
No.542489914
Using War Dogs is evil~
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:23:13 PM
No.542490069
my lord skins skinks like dogs
your lord works for peta
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:24:31 PM
No.542490159
>>542490629
>>542490994
>his lord is stuck in Lustria
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:26:37 PM
No.542490315
>>542490629
>you're stuck in your favorite spot haha!!
coming from your faggot lord now thats funny
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:27:50 PM
No.542490398
>>542490470
I miss the Vortex map.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:28:57 PM
No.542490470
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:31:22 PM
No.542490629
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:34:44 PM
No.542490859
>>542491575
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:36:24 PM
No.542490994
>>542490159
t. r*t masquerading as goblin
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:36:41 PM
No.542491015
>>542491691
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:37:18 PM
No.542491053
>>542491296
>bronze age
well then how come they have iron weapons and armour?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:40:35 PM
No.542491296
>>542491053
how come we live in the information age but no one knows shit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:43:16 PM
No.542491487
>>542476113
It's unimaginable hate for everything warhammer.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:44:25 PM
No.542491575
>>542491691
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:57 PM
No.542491691
>>542492014
>>542491575
sorry meant to reply to
>>542491015
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:50:07 PM
No.542492014
>>542492584
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:53:20 PM
No.542492276
>>542492521
>>542528689
>valiant defeat
Sad part is I believe it. These stupid fat fucks don't die. Didn't realize none of these units have anti-large when I was recruiting
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:53:32 PM
No.542492292
>>542488318
Just tell us what the fuck you are talking about you dumb vagueposting tranny, not everyone is terminal e-celebfag or /pol/cel
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:37 PM
No.542492521
>>542493017
>>542492276
put army in corner, waste their ammo with nkari, then try to duel all the spell casters, once theyre dead bring in your army
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:57:30 PM
No.542492584
>>542492771
>>542492014
Where did she get her scars
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:59:42 PM
No.542492771
>>542492584
In a brutal wrestling match, when she was still taking steroids.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:02:46 PM
No.542493017
>>542493782
>>542492521
Too late. I got fucked. Also I keep forgetting to seduce units. FUCK.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:04:54 PM
No.542493186
>>542493430
>>542499167
>myrmidons land on your beach
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:07:58 PM
No.542493430
>>542493186
Just use pikemanii and archers. They can't do anything.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:12:48 PM
No.542493782
>>542493017
Kugath is unreasonably tanky. AI focuses on healing him too and his hp pool means he can stay for minutes after army losses hit. You did pretty good all things considered, no unit losses
Holy shit I have no way of killing this guy. He definitely solos a whole stack.
This realm of chaos campaign sucks ass I gotta send my LL to the chaos realm while this shit goes on
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:17:11 PM
No.542494125
>>542496182
>>542493960
be carefull with your characters, tamurkhan has an ability to fuck them up.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:17:52 PM
No.542494176
>>542496182
>>542493960
if those are the missile flies i found they did about 25% of his HP bar with their full complement of missiles
also kayzk is almost as broken as he is
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:20:13 PM
No.542494362
>fighting a brutal three way war in the badlands
>gorbad and queek don't focus on me too much since they have each other
>they make peace
>both come after me now
>talking about str rank 6 and 10 here
>manage to wipe ironclaw
>queek is still going strong but i get lucky ambushing him and catching him every so often
>wait a minute
>I'm playing wood elves
>i started these wars to get heathlands
>the ritual is complete already
>i can fuck off and do another
Man I got used to conquering land too much
>the ritual
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:27:22 PM
No.542494912
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:28:46 PM
No.542495039
>>542500321
VAMPIRE CUNT DLC WHEN
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:35:08 PM
No.542495551
BEASTMEN COME
RAROO
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:37:08 PM
No.542495729
I don't like beastmen
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:37:26 PM
No.542495756
>>542500321
EY COUSIN 'URTHU
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:39:01 PM
No.542495874
It was wise of the Chaos Dwarfs to release the last of the Goblin Labourers.
Now it is time for the Overlords to disarm themselves and to allow for an ALLIANCE to manage the reconstruction and deradicalisation of Zharr-Naggrund.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:42:25 PM
No.542496182
>>542493960
FUCK. Well at least Nkari can finish him off hopefully
>>542494125
>>542494176
His stupid ass hero 2 shot my lord and wizard and I couldn't make a dent in him even tho it was just him, his hero and effectively 1.5 other units vs effectively a whole stack of mine and they all routed without the lord. Forgot to seduce again but it prob wouldn't have mattered much if I can't kill Tammy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:44:27 PM
No.542496359
>>542496820
>>542499939
Is there a mod that confederate all factions of the same race at the start? Im playing liggers and dont feel ike searching for every LL
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:47:48 PM
No.542496665
Is there a cheat that...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:48:59 PM
No.542496759
is there a suck my dick faggot retard
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:49:43 PM
No.542496820
>>542496359
there used to be a mod called legendary conferacy in TW:W2, but it was not ported. alternatively use recruit LL mod then kill the faction immediately with unnatural selection.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:55:15 PM
No.542497313
grace was right about twg
no wonder she killed herself
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:56:47 PM
No.542497452
>>542497587
>>542499530
>>542484018
You need Leadbelchers behind the Ironsides for a triple gunline
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:58:18 PM
No.542497587
>>542498056
>>542497452
Doesn't really work because the leadbelchers hold the cannons much lower.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:01:06 PM
No.542497840
>>542500958
big autist
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:03:31 PM
No.542498056
>>542498175
>>542497587
come to think of it, the way they hold the cannons is kind of retarded. Sure they are big and strong, but there is nothing to absorb the recoil. It's a fucking cannon, the only reason they work normally is because the ground absorbs the recoil. But the leadbelchers just hip fire. If they tried this in real life it would fly right out of their fat hands.
shit game
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:04:49 PM
No.542498175
>>542498056
>irl
but this is Warhammerβ’ thoughbeit.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:05:45 PM
No.542498268
Warhammer is a historical game
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:07:16 PM
No.542498406
warhammer was turkish
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:09:20 PM
No.542498610
Nah fuck this guy I gotta wipe him out out of spite now
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:15:18 PM
No.542499167
>>542493186
roll burning balls on them
a hawk carryng a snake told me so
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:19:24 PM
No.542499530
>>542497452
>>542484018
The easy triple gunline:
Thunderers in front of Ironsides in front of Outriders
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:21:58 PM
No.542499776
>>542486334
Stop inflating my hopes.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:22:50 PM
No.542499851
ERE THE SUN RISES
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:23:51 PM
No.542499939
>>542496359
I think it would be enough to start the game with every other member of your faction in your phonebook
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:24:02 PM
No.542499953
Delay of Torment
Remember when people thought CA would milk this game with endless DLC lmao ahahahaha Hyenas 2 announcement soon #jointhepack
Did they specify October or were they vague and just said 'late this year' or something, I can't remember
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:28:39 PM
No.542500321
>>542495756
>>542495039
Why are u posting units from a much better gaem?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:28:47 PM
No.542500331
>>542500075
>this year
lol
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:30:27 PM
No.542500463
>>542500556
>>542502146
>>542500075
Read the links in the OP, they said "this year", so probably december
>>542500075
>>542500463
that's crazy, DLC's used to take 5 months
its almost as if something changed at CA and they had to rejig their plans
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:32:21 PM
No.542500649
why do you fags bitch and moan all the time about the dlc, just play something else in the meantime, fucking Eu5 comes out in a month who the fuck cares
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:32:40 PM
No.542500685
>>542500759
>>542500556
Another SEGA buckbreaking?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:33:28 PM
No.542500754
Hyenas was a better game than Warhammer.
>>542500685
i dont get it, they had the roadmap, tzeentch, nurgle, slaanesh (and obviously khorne 4th)
and then it all just went to shit
what happened?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:34:45 PM
No.542500885
my dick
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:35:31 PM
No.542500954
>>542500759
If I gave a fuck I would probably look at shit like glassdoor or linkedin or whatever for some juicy gossip. But I don't.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:35:35 PM
No.542500958
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:35:56 PM
No.542500993
>>542500759
Maybe... There was some kind of pivot?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:36:08 PM
No.542501017
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:39:08 PM
No.542501295
specify these balls fag
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:39:55 PM
No.542501371
Nobody cares, Legend
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:43:21 PM
No.542501675
>>542501928
>>542505269
>>542486527
I should try and marry him in Warsword
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:44:06 PM
No.542501741
if luthor harkon isnt dead in the next 60 minutes i blow up a lustrian hospital
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:46:06 PM
No.542501928
>>542501675
>bananaboi sfw alt account
very cool
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:48:42 PM
No.542502146
>>542500075
>>542500463
>>542500556
The original release update blog back in july said "later this year" but then they said in a live stream that they were aiming for late october
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:49:09 PM
No.542502190
>>542502373
>>542502426
i occasionally forget we are infested with poor, brown, porn addicted retards
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:50:46 PM
No.542502351
DAS RITE YTBOY
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:50:57 PM
No.542502373
>>542502190
And thank god for that, otherwise the thread would have no soul and it would just be dry, pedantic whitoids like yourself
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:51:30 PM
No.542502426
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:55:01 PM
No.542502718
>>542503432
>>542500759
The higher-ups actively despise Total War. Its a saturated market. While it brings steady income, it "cant" grow year-by-year so investing it will look very bad to the shareholders. To them, the smart move is to divert as much resources as possible to other high-risk projects that may make a bank if they succeed.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:59:01 PM
No.542503102
>Played as Skrolk.
>Easy sweep of the south due to broken lizardmen ai.
>Luthor Harkon takes over Itza. Declares war. Sues for peace next turn after one battle of me wiping his 3 crapstacks.
>Wipe Dwarf and Rakath later.
>Repanse and Alberic declares war. Both have 20+ settlements.
>Look up long victory achievement.
>Realize I'll be fighting them for the rest of the game. 100+ turns of flying horse wiggers charging into my rat guns while my shit infantry sucks dick.
>"Fuck this." Cheat winning long condition and uninstall to never play skaven in game 3 despite being one of my favs in game2.
Fuck Rats
Anybody else lower the difficulty from VH/VH to H/H in Pharaoh Dynasties? Like im on turn 60 and doing well but man it sucks having to deal with the administration level and having the enemy AI both being competent and having more forces than you, at least ambush stance still helps out a lot. Playing Odysseus btw because im not playing a sandnigger or seanigger
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:02:48 PM
No.542503432
>>542504316
>>542502718
To clarify, the highers AT CA seem to think that.
As I heard it, SEGA is very hands off and it was largely CAs decision to make Hyenas.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:03:50 PM
No.542503527
>>542538494
>>542503272
Sorry. I only play Total Wars with Christ in them. No heathen Total Wars, thanks
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:04:12 PM
No.542503562
>>542503879
>>542503272
>Odysseus btw because im not playing a sandnigger or seanigger
These two are the only white men in the game tho.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:07:40 PM
No.542503879
>>542504549
>>542503562
Funnily enough, those are the two most evil men in Pharaoh.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:09:05 PM
No.542504015
>No hotfix today
lol ToT in November its fuuuuuuuuuucked
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:09:49 PM
No.542504091
>>542504462
Probably not news to most people, but I suspect part of the reason why Tides is taking so long is because they're expanding the map (a bit)
They're probably gonna put Dechala in Khuresh and pretend the Naga Queens and the snakemen were in fact Slaanesh shit all along.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:11:58 PM
No.542504295
>>542504125
>They're probably gonna put Dechala in Khuresh and pretend the Naga Queens and the snakemen were in fact Slaanesh shit all along.
makes sense
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:12:14 PM
No.542504316
>>542503432
Higher-ups at CA know that. Sega doesnt care as long as profit margin goes up. Hence they can be sold the idea of "new massively profitable game (x) in genre we dont have any expertise in" again and again.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:12:53 PM
No.542504378
>>542508336
>>542503272
I play on H/H. and I use cheats to nerf the ai's economy and the administration burden. And no I'm not ashamed of it, the ai is busted in the base game. Changing the game settings is a viable alternative.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:13:08 PM
No.542504407
>>542504125
I wish I shared your optimism. Trailer soon, friends.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:13:44 PM
No.542504462
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:14:39 PM
No.542504548
>>542504125
They'd have to mother-may-I with GW before they make any major lore changes
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:14:40 PM
No.542504549
>>542505523
>>542503879
>evil
Both are victims of northern Hatti propaganda.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:16:16 PM
No.542504703
>>542505390
>>542507051
>the consequences of Helves and Brets getting consistently btfo in every single game
Just one new unit that helps them in auto resolve, please CA
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:16:58 PM
No.542504773
>>542505031
>>542500556
>>542500759
are you quitting tw when your idol quits
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:19:07 PM
No.542504975
>>542505406
>>542505696
>>542480402
i miss how in med 1 and 2 sometimes especially in that hilly bit going north from muslim rape land into the wastes you can end up on a sheer cliff phase with few actual walkable lanes and a stack of peasants could probably kill a full elite mongol stack there
miss maps like that, now even in a mountanous zone its like "hey heres a 10% incline be welcome say thank you"
I also fucking hate how warhammer copped out of bridge battles by giving you 2 or 3 bridges, then whats the f u c k i n g p o i n t., the underwolrd interception battles have better actual chokepoints
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:19:52 PM
No.542505031
>>542505354
>>542505398
>>542504773
i will be preordering 40k TW the second its available on the store page
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:22:18 PM
No.542505269
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:23:12 PM
No.542505354
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:23:42 PM
No.542505390
>>542536648
>>542504703
how is this possible
i literally never seen nkari survive very long these days since slaanesh auto resolve is pretty poor, especially against high elves
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:23:46 PM
No.542505398
>>542505576
>>542505031
Always remember folks: No Tau, No Buy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:23:49 PM
No.542505406
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:25:13 PM
No.542505523
>>542504549
Kurunta is absolutely devious and that's the best part about him
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:25:44 PM
No.542505576
>>542506240
>>542505398
im not gay, im an astarteschad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:26:21 PM
No.542505636
tau ni ma
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:27:02 PM
No.542505696
>>542504975
the wh3 maps are just genuinely bad
not only does it feel like they shrank the maps a lot compared to just wh2, but yeah the bridge/river crossing/chokepoint maps are just kind of nonsensical
just awful all around if you are trying to play with calvary and then find out a single enemy stack can stretch across the entire map
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:28:05 PM
No.542505779
>>542504125
>extend map with Khuresh
Maybe
>Pretend Naga were Slaaneshi snakes
No way, they will just not mention them like they barely mention Araby
>tau
Launch factions are gonna be Muhreens, Chaos Muhreens, Eldar and Orks.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Having a Warhammer 40K Total War without the Imperial Guard is liking having a Rome Total War without the Seleucids.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:29:57 PM
No.542505950
yes i dont know what tau is
either you stop saying that or i beat you up
>>542505812
>no astra militarum
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:32:39 PM
No.542506190
>>542508865
>>542505812
>Eldar
It would take a miracle for that to happen. GW holds Eldar in such a contempt in the last 3 editions it's a miracle they still have any players.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:33:04 PM
No.542506240
>>542506336
>>542505576
>bioengineered and surgically remade
>fanatical and ruthless
>completely outclass their opponents
>incapable of natural reproduction
Adeptus Transtartes
it's literally the same thing
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:34:02 PM
No.542506336
>>542507076
>>542505812
>>542505921
>>542506026
the guy who playtested it told valrak that each imperium faction was a small part of the overall race and that you moved around the map helping out
sounds like realms of chaos/vortex tier starting campaign BS from CA for the umpteenth time
>>542506240
ill be modding out niggers and foids asap
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:34:28 PM
No.542506375
ENTER
ASTARTES
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:35:19 PM
No.542506456
>>542506792
>>542505921
>>542506026
I've been replaying Dawn of War Soulstorm recently and I've found that IG feels kind of gimped.
The only usefull normal unit is the Leman Russ Tank it it's pop locked to only two at a time for some reason.
Orks can field more looted LR Tanks than the IG can.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:35:27 PM
No.542506471
>>542506531
>>542505921
Thereβs no faction in 40k called the Imperial Guard.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:36:04 PM
No.542506521
>ill be modding out niggers and foids asap
HOLY BASED
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:36:12 PM
No.542506531
>>542506471
damn you just told him off like a BOSS
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:36:54 PM
No.542506608
>>542506831
>>542505812
>Muhreens, chaos muhreens and orks
Already set in stone, wont change
>Eldar
Market analysis shows that theyΒ΄re not popular enough, wont happen. Likely it'll be Imperial Guard or on a longshot Tyranids because SM2.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:38:11 PM
No.542506735
>reddit spacing
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:38:51 PM
No.542506792
>>542507070
>>542507783
>>542506456
In campaign? Yeah, you rely on three things:
Basilisks to soften up the opposition, Leman Russes to tank (heh) and Execution-buffed Kasrkin to deal damage.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:39:02 PM
No.542506815
>>542507226
>Remember a happier time when Le**** wasn't bullshitting people with Warhammer40k: Total War
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:39:06 PM
No.542506819
>>542513558
reminder that luthor harkon is cute and based and will murder you irl
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:39:11 PM
No.542506831
>>542506608
>wont happen
Delusional
The thing with 40k is they could have a lot more freedom in in the initial races
Like yeah, we all know Space Marines are gonna be in there.
But in fantasy, since there is a set geography, they were kinda "forced" to start in the Old World, since it was the most popular. And from that followed that certain races just were not on the cards (Lizards, Helves, Delves)
But assuming 40k isnt the full galaxy (and I highly believe it wont be) they could put necrons or nids or something else in the first game.
Though Orcs and Chaos Marines seem like very likely launch factions.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:40:25 PM
No.542506965
>Xhe still believes in 40kek
OH NO NO NO NO
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:41:15 PM
No.542507051
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:41:25 PM
No.542507070
>>542507783
>>542506792
Addendum: Also Ogryn to absorb fire and tie units to melee. But yeah, IG struggle with armor unless you bait enemy armor into ambushes, preferably with heavy weapon teams. Its much more difficult to them to just rush in and let their anti-tank infantry handle the job since they lack in mobile offensive AT options (Immortals, fire dragons or tankbustas)
>>542506336
>heh I modded you out of my video game, you mad?
>meanwhile a minority in his own country
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:43:02 PM
No.542507226
>>542506815
>bullshitting
Actually Clio also hinted at it today
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:43:20 PM
No.542507249
>>542507076
its all good since it means liberals will suffer as well
burn it all down
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:43:28 PM
No.542507268
>>542507442
>>542506892
They COULD, but would that be profitable? Using your reasoning, WH1 was in Old World because that was the most popular. WH1 didnt start in Ind for this reason. Similarly WH40k will likely start with generic, most popular races. They are a company: they arent looking to make a good or interesting game, just one that sells, and catering to in-depth audience who wants something different is smaller customer base than generics who will by any slop with SPACE MARINE tagged on it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:43:41 PM
No.542507286
>>542507076
Wow.
This post made me feel unsafe.
Mods take it down.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:44:28 PM
No.542507362
>>542507643
All of the 40k name changes were bad but Astra Militarum replacing IG was by far the worst one
>>542507268
Then that begs the question, what are the most popular races?
Im genuinly asking btw, we all know muhreens are popular, but I dunno about the rest?
Im assuming chaos is big?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:45:59 PM
No.542507510
>>542508429
>>542507076
Whites will be the minority in US in our lifetime so better prepare for it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:47:12 PM
No.542507621
>>542506026
He is delusional, TWW40K will have fat black women representation.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:47:25 PM
No.542507643
>>542508052
>>542507362
They could at least have gotten rid of the dogshit cadian aesthethic and replaced it with something more like the Solar Auxilia.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:47:33 PM
No.542507652
>>542507442
Dont quote me on this, but if I recall correctly the top four by sales are Marines, IG, Chaos Marines and Orks
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:47:42 PM
No.542507668
>>542507442
the traitors are popular but daemons aren't, iirc
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:48:04 PM
No.542507702
>>542507442
After the Imperium and Chaos itβs just fighting for scraps.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:48:48 PM
No.542507783
>>542506792
>>542507070
It hard caps Karskin and Ogryn to one each too.
I think having the Iron Harvest devs to Dawn of 4 will help IG a lot.
Just give them the ability to build sandbags and barbed wire, also some chunkier vehicles.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:52:18 PM
No.542508052
>>542508272
>>542508593
>>542507643
One Solar Auxilla soldier costs more to make than a regiment of guard. That armor pattern is void proof and the weapons are so much beyond normal lasguns that if the Imperium could give them to normal guardsmen they would have won the setting long ago.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:53:52 PM
No.542508185
>>542508518
CA released on their discord and reddit a notice that tomorrow the hotfix will be out, pretty early on in the day even. That means we may get the trailer this week, RIGHT? Maybe even tomorrow, a few hours after the hotfix is out? TCA GIVE ME THE FUCKING TRAILER AND DO NOT DARE DELAY PAST OCTOBER AAAAA
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:54:39 PM
No.542508272
>>542508052
I didnt say "make the guard Solar Auxilia" I said replace the cadian look with something that looks like the auxilia
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:55:18 PM
No.542508336
>>542510598
>>542504378
>nerf the ai's economy
I can see that but
>administration system
I actually quite like the burden, its also not hard to offset given the game rewards you a lot of food per fight, I think earned about double my food at the time I took my third settlement (after waiting out the stupid transgression shit with the faction to my North) and fighting their main army + the garrisoned army. What I do want to nerf however is the fucking confederation system because the AI will just refuse to confederate with you despite overwhelming them. I literally saved Agamemnon from extinction and he had 1 settlement, his capital and the lowest the opinion ever got was -20 for the next few turns. After that I just gave up and because our faggot neighbors declared war while I was busy taking out Knossos I just gave his provinces back while I took Sparta for myself. I like that the AI makes you work for a NAP rather than just giving you 1 for free like Troonhammer and other games in the series would do but they will never budge on confederating. Only reason I even confederated Ajax after whooping his ass is I had to issue an ultimatum after besieging him for a few turns.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:56:16 PM
No.542508429
>>542508741
>>542509021
>>542507510
not just muttmerica
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:57:03 PM
No.542508518
>>542508185
October (31st)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:57:47 PM
No.542508593
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:59:11 PM
No.542508741
>>542508858
>>542508429
>Greeks, Italians
>White
hmmmm
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:00:24 PM
No.542508858
>>542508741
i am not very good at distinguishing between various breeds of goycattle
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:00:26 PM
No.542508865
>>542506190
What the fuck do you mean by this
The last 3 editions are the best editions for Eldar ever. They never before got this much stuff and focus. And will get even more with Corsairs.
Two Eldarfags are also leading mini department, one of them is their father Jes Goodwin and the other Darren Latham
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:01:57 PM
No.542509021
>>542508429
Bongbros? Are you ok?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:05:54 PM
No.542509398
inb4 AI refuses to move in battle
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:06:20 PM
No.542509434
>>542510006
>>542509209
>literally nothing besides the AI which they said they "fixed" months ago being "fixed" now
Grim
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:06:45 PM
No.542509469
Katarin can no longer recruit Kossars.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:06:52 PM
No.542509479
>>542509209
It takes guts to call this a βhotβ fix after how long this issue has been there.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:07:28 PM
No.542509543
Lizardmen can no longer recruit rats.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:11:58 PM
No.542510006
>>542509434
Yeah they really cant figure out how to fix the mid/lategame AI blobs.
And this retarded slavs were talking about fixing the fucking sieges.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:12:15 PM
No.542510039
Next coldfix is due in 2 months!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:12:52 PM
No.542510094
>>542510301
>Turn 2 Archaon and Belakor lucked into Aspiring Champions in their horde recruitment pool
>Become literally unstoppable in the early game
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:15:05 PM
No.542510301
>>542510413
>>542510094
Sounds fun. Maybe i get to fight Archeon while playing Katarina instead of n*rsca and chorfs for the nth time.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:15:53 PM
No.542510374
>heh we magiced you out of the phoenix throne, you mad?
>meanwhile a minority in their own island
Why are they like this ?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:16:16 PM
No.542510413
>>542510301
>implying it wont still be just Norsca and Chorfs
>especially when their powercreep DLC drops
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:17:58 PM
No.542510578
>>542510691
>>542488561
Didn't expect to find "me" in /twg/
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:18:16 PM
No.542510598
>>542511301
>>542508336
I like the administration burden as a concept but it feels too punishing in the late game imo, because once you have a large empire and a few elite armies your economy starts to stagnate, because post battle loot and trade deals can only do so much when your food income is over -10k. I've been using mods that slow it down considerably, but keep the same effects, and it feels better to me.
>What I do want to nerf however is the fucking confederation system
I believe there is a cheat for that, I don't really confederate much though, and instead usually just take those 1 settlement factions by force, unless they are allies with one of my trading partners or future allies. I've been meaning to try out the bordergore remover mod which supposedly makes the ai's territory more consolidated but I haven't gotten around to trying it yet.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:19:07 PM
No.542510691
>>542510875
>>542510578
we need total war kengan
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:20:58 PM
No.542510875
>>542511716
>>542510691
>Art by Daro's GPU
>Writing by Sandro's ChatGPT
>Code by CA's Indian interns
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:21:34 PM
No.542510941
>>542520775
>>542509209
No Changeling, Golgf*ag, beastmen fixs ?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:25:07 PM
No.542511301
>>542512253
>>542510598
>once you have a large empire and a few elite armies your economy starts to stagnate, because post battle loot and trade deals can only do so much when your food income is over -10k.
Tbf, you shouldnt need more than 1 army full of elites and at most 2 backup armies of Tier 4 units from my experience, this isnt my first Odysseus campaign but once you have your initial area consolodiated and expand (in my case) through Thrace towards Troy and the rest the only issues you face are the seanig invasion respawns, really. Also I have about 500k food at that time that just sits there and does nothing, even now I think im almost at 100k at turn 60?
>I don't really confederate much though
I dont confederate much either but I feel like you should, at least, confederate Ajax, Achilles, Agamemnon and Odysseus in one faction to be thematic. I downloaded a mod that makes all characters immortal too so I can have Diomedes for example since he usually gets oneshot normally. Playing as Odysseus makes me want to get Troy when its on sale next time to try out the Mythos DLC
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:29:09 PM
No.542511716
>>542510875
that would make it basically indistinguishable from total warhammer
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:34:16 PM
No.542512253
>>542512865
>>542511301
I just like having lots of armies desu
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:40:00 PM
No.542512865
>>542512253
I respect it, I probably would too but honestly they get so idle later on and since CA hates when you leave armies idle for too long by punishing you with bad traits especially if you stay in places with too high a public order, Ive gotten less into spamming armies. Usually after turn 100 I just have Odysseus, Ajax (if I get lucky) and Achilles (usually the only one down to confederate) run around and conquer the rest of Greece
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:42:02 PM
No.542513094
>>542513409
>>542509209
>nothing about tides
beyond grave
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:45:08 PM
No.542513409
>>542514920
>>542513094
Good thing come to those who wait.
I can sense that the tides are turning... that our torment is soon to end.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:46:29 PM
No.542513558
>>542506819
huh didn't know you're a faggot
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:59:42 PM
No.542514920
>>542515180
>>542513409
Sofia will come back to us... at the turn of the tide.
>>542506892
>rape is le funny when t happens to a dude
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:01:28 PM
No.542515106
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:02:03 PM
No.542515180
>>542515538
>>542515791
>>542514920
Do not trust in Bulgarians they have forsaken this game...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:02:50 PM
No.542515272
>>542515052
Rape is funny whoever it happens to
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:05:24 PM
No.542515538
>>542515791
>>542515180
A bulgarian is never late, nor is he early.
He arrives precisely when he means to.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:06:05 PM
No.542515607
>>542515958
>>542516034
How come dark elves get chaff swords but high/wood elves don't?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:07:51 PM
No.542515791
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:08:08 PM
No.542515821
>>542516578
>>542515052
>rape
It's not rape when you want it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:09:18 PM
No.542515958
>>542516094
>>542517902
>>542515607
High elves get rangers
But chaff spears are always better than chaff swords so who cares
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:10:04 PM
No.542516034
>>542515607
Don't need em, though they do have rangers if you want to get your slashing on.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:10:35 PM
No.542516094
>>542515958
Erm, MPGODS disagree
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:13:18 PM
No.542516352
>>542516882
Dealers in deaf
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:15:12 PM
No.542516578
>>542517695
>>542535925
>>542515821
But the bblonde guy in
>>542506892 looks sad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:18:20 PM
No.542516882
>>542516352
Bloody murder innit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:24:22 PM
No.542517498
>>542517857
>>542518190
Araby could have saved us...now there is no hope....
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:26:03 PM
No.542517695
>>542556593
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:26:28 PM
No.542517737
>>542518007
Lords that will receive reworks in the future:
Malekith
Vlad von Carstein
Archaon
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:27:20 PM
No.542517857
>>542518037
>>542523480
>>542517498
Angry muslims would be literally right outside their offices
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:27:44 PM
No.542517902
>>542519776
>>542515958
Bleakswords are actually good and should be what every average Swordsmen unit should be thoughbeit
>good damage
>decent enough bulk to tank arrows and melee
>will win a 1v1 with a dreadspear
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:28:48 PM
No.542518007
>>542517737
Malekith AND Morathi.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:29:04 PM
No.542518037
>>542518347
>>542517857
They can unleash the pajeet. They will be safe.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:30:26 PM
No.542518190
>>542517498
That'd get the CA office truck of peace'd in no time.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:31:08 PM
No.542518256
>>542556992
Total War Legend of Zelda
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:31:19 PM
No.542518272
>Ikit did a fucking internship with the chorfs
dreadquake mortars for skaven when
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:31:57 PM
No.542518347
>>542519868
>>542518037
Not just any pajeet will do, is he a Zutt?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:34:13 PM
No.542518612
>>542518754
I give no fucks about tww3, and I will preorder every single dlc of 40k aswell as preordering the ultra deluxe edition of the game
This screeching about bugs and delays is mere noise to my ears
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:35:30 PM
No.542518754
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:36:08 PM
No.542518810
>>542519000
I give no fucks about 40k, and I will preorder every single upcoming dlc of tww3 aswell as preordering the end times dlc
This screeching about leaks and future games is mere noise to my ears
>>542518810
>every single upcoming dlc
wow all two of them?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:40:07 PM
No.542519238
>>542519000
Tides of Torment
Neferata
End Times
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:40:24 PM
No.542519267
>>542519000
neferata has already been confirmed, with hints that there is more to come before the end times
have some faith anon
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:40:30 PM
No.542519281
I pray to the chaos Gods everyday for 40k news.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:41:03 PM
No.542519346
>>542519437
Neferata...more like NEVERrata ahahahhah
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:41:38 PM
No.542519406
>>542519785
Every day, I pray to Sigmar for more Empire DLCs.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:41:55 PM
No.542519437
>>542519346
someone stop this madlad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:45:06 PM
No.542519776
>>542517902
1v1s are irrelevant. The dark elves overflow with powerful offensive units. The dreadspearsβ higher MD, charge defense and anti-large have more value than bleakswords being slightly better offensively against small units.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:45:11 PM
No.542519785
>>542519406
I agree completely
We need at least three more
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:45:58 PM
No.542519868
>>542518347
t-the legendary al-zutt, we do not speak of them...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:49:27 PM
No.542520237
>>542519000
ToT is the last DLC however
i am willing to pay the full price for all 3 races if they remove elves from the dlc
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:54:17 PM
No.542520732
>>542520561
Grombrindal-sama....I kneel
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:54:37 PM
No.542520765
>>542520561
shut the fuck up dwarf
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:54:42 PM
No.542520775
>>542521584
>>542524591
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:00:08 PM
No.542521329
>>542520775
If they really activated Changeling AI, 7.0 will be a worse shitshow than what we got currently. A million empshitters getting teleport ambushed will be end of CA.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:03:54 PM
No.542521731
>>542521584
>A million empshitters getting teleport ambushed
god i fucking hope so
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:05:22 PM
No.542521881
EmpBVLLS win once again
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:07:51 PM
No.542522124
>>542520561
they are going to be the highest selling part of the dlc lmao, no one cares about the tranny and chaos lite part of the dlc
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:08:02 PM
No.542522138
>>542521584
Hopefully means Vlad will stop making his way towars me in every campaign and hopefully does what hes meant to which is to fight back Chaos
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:08:34 PM
No.542522204
Arahan is cuter than Naestra
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:12:45 PM
No.542522626
>>542523426
>>542524915
What's better between Make them Unique and Wu Kingdaissance in 2025?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:13:37 PM
No.542522730
>>542486071
Their army plays similar to Empire
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:17:09 PM
No.542523112
>>542523445
>>542523660
Percentage chance that the upcoming hotfix introduces new bugs:
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:19:57 PM
No.542523426
>>542522626
Better art while still keeping the vanilla experience? MTU. Worse art but more variety while introducing an overhaul? Wu Kingdaissance
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:19:59 PM
No.542523434
>>542524194
>>542509209
What did they break instead this time, take your bets!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:20:05 PM
No.542523445
>>542523112
you know the answer is 100%
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:20:24 PM
No.542523480
>>542517857
No difference then
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:36 PM
No.542523623
>>542524043
I'm excited for the Bretonnia rework
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:22:00 PM
No.542523660
>>542523112
It will make Settra serve
>Ofcom demands tribute!
>Accept (make payment)
>Decline (declare war)
What do?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:25:35 PM
No.542524043
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:27:11 PM
No.542524194
>>542524269
>>542523434
Now they over recruit and get ridiculous armies in very very few turns.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:27:57 PM
No.542524269
>>542524497
>>542524194
>over recruit
Only weak sissies think this is a problem.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:28:24 PM
No.542524318
>>542524514
>>542524782
>>542523993
fascinating
when will britbongs protect children from arab rape gangs
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:29:58 PM
No.542524497
>>542524269
I'm a sissy but I can take the pain just fine.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:30:12 PM
No.542524514
>>542524318
>arab rape gangs
*paki
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:30:46 PM
No.542524591
>>542528491
>>542520775
>>542521584
>Remove Golfag / Changeling / Khazrak lobotomy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:30:47 PM
No.542524593
>>542525105
>>542523993
I heard they're going to get the money out of Britbong 4chan pass users by sending huge muscular Jamaicans to bum them if they don't pay up.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:32:30 PM
No.542524782
>>542523993
Just keep ignoring them duh. The UK can't lawfare American companies. If the UK government doesn't want 4chan to operate in the UK they can just block it from their side, they won't though. From what i've been reading 4chan won't be doing anything until they get a virdict on whether what ofcom are doing is even legal by American and International law.
>>542524318
Never, they're instead making it impossible to work without getting a digital ID. This will obviously reduce rape..
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:33:37 PM
No.542524915
>>542522626
MTU + TUP + a custom RPFM mod using the custom Empress He and Liu Hong models from Wu + unique models for MTU/TUP + some of the custom MTU models from the workshop like Lu Ji, Zou Yuan, Dong Bai and Guan Yinping
>The issues with Campaign AI are unfortunately complex to resolve. We haven't been able to deliver an immediate fix as we needed to conduct some very thorough investigations into the root causes, but we are working as quickly as the complexity allows. Weβll go into that complexity below for those who want the detail, but if youβre just looking for the headline: weβre on it.
>Hotfix 6.3.2 aims to address the recent problem that weβve seen where factions arenβt recruiting units into their Armies, and the idle behavior thatβs stemmed from that. This issue with recruitment has been a highly visible problem since the release of Update 6.3, but this issue wasnβt caused by 6.3 itself. Weβve discovered that this issue has been present in the game prior to this update and affects factions where the AI is tasked with managing Unit Caps. We have found that the AI was building lists of units to recruit without taking caps into consideration, resulting in recruitment failing to occur and stalling the AI decision making process.
They're making a hotfix but still don't even know what the problem is
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:04 PM
No.542524976
>>542525057
>>542525192
Do you prefer to use the carrot or the stick?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:52 PM
No.542525057
>>542524976
I suck the carrot and bounce on the stick.
I'm a 40kek btw.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:35:12 PM
No.542525105
>>542524593
is this fucking true?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:35:56 PM
No.542525192
>>542524976
i put the carrot on the stick to roast it and then eat both
and i eat the fire
and i eat the ground
and i eat the tree
and i eat you
manchester native btw, not an ogre
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:35:59 PM
No.542525197
>>542524931
if the lizardmen and tk stuff is fixed i don't really care how bad horsham's code is behind the scenes
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:37:47 PM
No.542525383
>>542525459
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:38:30 PM
No.542525459
>>542525383
tomorrow (wednesday)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:38:53 PM
No.542525494
>>542524931
How would they know? This engine fork wasn't written by them. The biggest tragedy that befell TW is the forking of Troy and Warhammer 2 into different branches.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:40:14 PM
No.542525645
>>542523993
Won't someone PLEASE think of the children! (24 year old Somali men)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:41:24 PM
No.542525763
>>542480818
>Asian women
>elf
You wot now?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:44:30 PM
No.542526086
really nigga
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:46:16 PM
No.542526263
>>542527253
The LizardMAN, eternal enemy of ratfags.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:49:04 PM
No.542526540
>>542532627
This is on the 6.3 rolled back version too. The fuck is wrong with the AI
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:51:03 PM
No.542526738
>>542527013
ratfag scurry yes yes
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:53:29 PM
No.542527013
>>542527228
>>542526738
scurry away from this FAG
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:55:37 PM
No.542527228
>>542527597
>>542527013
>billions of rats have perished
a minor setback
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:55:51 PM
No.542527253
>>542527597
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:56:07 PM
No.542527285
Trailer this week? With the patch coming tuesday, I now put it as βin the cardsβ.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:59:11 PM
No.542527597
>>542527253
Bit too goody two shoes for me but still kino
bok rats
bok skellies
bok chaos
simple as
>>542527228
tehenhauin
summon the snakes
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:05:12 PM
No.542528192
FULL hotfix list for tomorrow is out. Its not that bad, there are some good things in there
https://steamcommunity.com/app/712100/announcements/
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:07:05 PM
No.542528380
>>542528537
>>542528660
OMG BROS We are so bacK!!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:08:20 PM
No.542528491
>>542524591
But Karls Campaign is fun because it can be a clusterfuck
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:08:29 PM
No.542528498
>>542528895
>>542529054
Iβm feeling grim today.
>>542528380
Did he have a video prerecorded or is he watching CA 24/7
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:10:00 PM
No.542528660
>>542528380
Did they fix siege doors yet
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:10:17 PM
No.542528689
>>542549415
>>542492276
>>542493960
why is this nigga playing infantry rush as traanesh against nurgle? why is this nigga playing traanesh as an infantry rush faction?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:10:58 PM
No.542528761
>>542528537
ca gives him stuff early all the time which is why he always uploads his videos on time
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:12:16 PM
No.542528875
>>542528537
probably watching CA 24/7, they are his sustenance after all
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:12:26 PM
No.542528895
>>542529054
>>542528498
Perhaps even a tad grave?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:14:20 PM
No.542529054
>>542529218
>>542528895
>>542528498
why is volkmar so tanky on his mount? just had a battle where 4 jezzails, warp lightning cannon, and 4 ratling guns were shooting at him and he still killed 2 ratling guns before he finally died
i thought he wasn't like tamurkhan tier tanky since he was a wh1 character
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:15:47 PM
No.542529165
>>542528537
CA let him in the know on the condition he doesn't release a video until they say so.
I'm sure fagtek has much the same deal.
They are TCAL's two strongest soldiers after all.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:16:18 PM
No.542529218
>>542529054
volkmar doesn't even come close to tamurkhan
Which is the most fun Wood elf faction? I hear Sisters are best, but I don't like my starting settlements being so far away from each other.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:19:09 PM
No.542529469
>>542529402
orion is actually the best
you just keep declaring wars non stop until upkeep for all armies drop to 0 and then the game becomes easy mode
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:20:55 PM
No.542529613
>onion
>fun
heh
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:21:01 PM
No.542529620
>>542529402
Lorien is the best, just be sure to rush Dol Guldur before it gets reinforcements from Mordor
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:23:52 PM
No.542529874
>>542529402
sisters are are fun unit, always flying super archers. they empower the other flying archers too
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:25:29 PM
No.542530009
>>542529402
drycha is fun if you like to use spiders etc, early game empire stands no chance against swarm tactics so it's really easy to do the first ritual and then go from there
if you would rather spam archers like some sort of homosexual maybe not her though
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:32:11 PM
No.542530683
>>542530612
Gork, obviously.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:35:05 PM
No.542530970
>>542531279
>>542530612
Who the fuck would pick Mork for more missile damage as greenskins?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:36:18 PM
No.542531089
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:38:09 PM
No.542531279
>>542530970
Night goblin archers with Skarsnik are no joke.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:39:50 PM
No.542531494
>>542532146
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:40:03 PM
No.542531523
>>542529402
Orion for cav, sisters for flyers, Durthu for elf/treekin and Drycha for treekin/wild beasts. You can teleport to magic forests all over the world so starting position doesn't matter too much.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:42:39 PM
No.542531814
>>542533746
>15k
brb becoming youtuber
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:45:48 PM
No.542532146
>>542531494
That's just mork
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:48:39 PM
No.542532402
>>542529402
Depends on which special gimmick you enjoy the most:
- Orion can get 0 upkeep armies very early and safely by just sending starting hero far away and declaring war on all (minor) factions there
- Sisters can build strong ranged flying doomstacks, albeit they are somewhat expensive
- Drycha's Giant Hawks are ridiculously good against units on walls, despite their middling stats. Two units charging a target after another drops even Chaos Warriors to ~15% hp, routing them instantly.
- Durthu buffs tree units but thats about it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:51:04 PM
No.542532627
>>542526540
Minor sub-saharan bean drying compound, please understand
>Y-yeah s-s-s-so um basically, these two factions nobody likes die faster
>Please review bomb
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:53:20 PM
No.542532831
>>542533068
>>542532687
Hello CA intern!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:55:57 PM
No.542533068
>>542533742
>>542532831
Hello Volound!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:56:38 PM
No.542533128
>>542533659
>>542532687
Soitek-like "people" are the main audience for TWW.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:02:00 PM
No.542533659
>>542533128
You're telling me this for the first time
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:02:45 PM
No.542533742
>>542533068
>voloundvoloundvolound
buckbroken
many such cases
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:02:47 PM
No.542533746
>>542531814
Having 500k subs for a strategy game is actually quite hard
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:08:32 PM
No.542534314
>>542534540
>>542534723
>2 unlikable factions of a life support game are broken
>REVIEW BOMB THIS GAME
>WILL CA SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF THIS?
My god if its this bad with fantasois, imagine when the absolute cancer that is 40keks arrive to the community
>>542532687
Why doesn't Lizardmen have any snake units besides coatl? Are the medusa and snakemen not cold-blooded spawnings from the old ones?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:10:49 PM
No.542534540
>>542534314
it will be glorious
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:12:45 PM
No.542534723
>>542534314
They will just rush out some emergency DLC slop called Waves of Wank where you get Glorp the Spineshredder or whatever and the fantasois will come back round
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:14:11 PM
No.542534865
>>542534324
>Medusa
Cursed drukeks
>Snakemen
Cursed lizardmen
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:14:21 PM
No.542534891
All they have to do is add Thanquol.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:14:39 PM
No.542534925
>>542535382
Weβz gobbos
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:14:52 PM
No.542534945
>>542535463
>>542534324
Only Kroxigor, Skinks, Saurus and (formerly) Slann are spawned. Even the Lizardmen dinos are just random animals that live in Lustria. Medusae are Druchii transformed by magic and Snakemen are Beastmen-adjacents.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:19:19 PM
No.542535382
>>542534925
Lemme fink about it...
NO!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:20:06 PM
No.542535463
>>542535634
>>542534945
The dinos are sometimes spawned, sometimes feral
That's why there's blessed spawnings of some dino units
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:20:12 PM
No.542535478
>>542535767
EVERYTHING DIIIIES
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:21:43 PM
No.542535634
>>542536749
>>542535463
That's noncanon gameplay contrivance
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:22:34 PM
No.542535723
40k orks are strictly a downgrade from Fantasy greenskins
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:22:59 PM
No.542535767
>>542535478
Soon...
I'll be all-powerful
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:15 PM
No.542535897
The white (lizard)man marches on
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:32 PM
No.542535925
>>542516578
He's acting sad to make her feel better
It's like roleplay and stuff
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:39 PM
No.542535935
>>542536115
>>542536720
I hate the Skaven so much.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:26:39 PM
No.542536115
>>542535935
Unfathomably based
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:30:02 PM
No.542536465
>>542476113
insatiable lust
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:31:39 PM
No.542536648
>>542505390
nta but in all my louen games i inevitably have to sail over to the donut because nkari is taking the helves apart
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:32:13 PM
No.542536720
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:32:29 PM
No.542536749
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:34:14 PM
No.542536919
>>542534324
Tomb Swarms was a unit in tabletop.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:35:59 PM
No.542537078
>>542537219
Skaven invaded the pitch
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:37:19 PM
No.542537219
>>542537078
In absolute awe at this size of this lad
Brood Horror material
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:40:25 PM
No.542537538
Imagine if WoC weren't faceroll retardation...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:44:20 PM
No.542537897
>>542538268
Still crazy how there's no niglets in this game
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:47:36 PM
No.542538268
>>542538650
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:49:37 PM
No.542538494
>>542481740
I love dynasties; a mediocre strategy game during the late bronze age. We'll never get anything close to it ever again.
>>542503272
Easiest method for me is simply adjusting the upkeep for ai.
>>542503527
>For if you did believe Moses, you would perhaps believe me also; for he wrote of me. But if you do not believe his writings, how will you believe my words?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:49:39 PM
No.542538496
>>542540086
dunno if I'm years too late in asking this but:
Does anyone have any tips on fighting (or getting him to actually fight) Attila in A:TW? I don't know if I'm wasting my time with this game or not. He and his fellow 6 stacks continually come up to my borders then fuck off back to desolate Eastern Europe every other turn. I have a group of 6 stacks positioned on my border, but he never touches them. He just comes up and runs away every time. Then every time I follow him out of my territory, 8-9 Hun stacks just coalesce out of fucking nowhere. Am I supposed to chase him, or just take over and resettle all of Europe while he pussyfoots? I think I might have to reload an earlier save because I just spent ~50 turns watching him do this.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:50:23 PM
No.542538573
>>542534324
technically bastillidon with ark of sotek is a snake unit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:51:11 PM
No.542538650
>>542539387
>>542538268
Yeah, like why not include them for representation?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:54:22 PM
No.542538973
>>542539847
>>542540373
>>542524931
>ca sophia makes troy/pharaoh/dynasties from a branch of wh2 that mostly fixed shit
>wh3 branched earlier without the fixes and only got buggier
>ca sophia is dragged in to manage the unholy bastardization they weren't responsible for, leaving behind their work that managed not to completely fuck up the code
Must be depressing.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:56:41 PM
No.542539251
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:57:40 PM
No.542539359
Why are they trying to claim AI art?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:57:57 PM
No.542539387
>>542539635
>>542539941
>>542538650
If it was up to you, how would you include them?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:58:10 PM
No.542539418
>>542539931
The big item rebalance was the best change WH3 has gotten in years.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:00:18 PM
No.542539635
>>542539387
To be more fr they would have to be auxiliaries for Amazons, who would themselves probably have to be part of another faction pack
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:02:18 PM
No.542539847
>>542538973
Theyβve made some mistakes but theyβre still doing much better than the base WH3 team. For whatever thatβs worth.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:03:02 PM
No.542539931
>>542540582
>>542539418
Agreed, big shame the character trait rework wasn't even 50% as good. They must've smoked something when they've decided to buff the shit out of Disciplined and then removed Spiteful from heroes despite Spiteful now being at best a sidegrade to Disciplined anyone can get.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:03:08 PM
No.542539941
>>542539387
They are already in the game imo, they are represented as the Tomb Kangz.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:25 PM
No.542540085
>>542538935
>NOO YOU CAN'T FUCK YOUR 20/10 MOM IT'S EVIL!!!
Why are they so gay?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:25 PM
No.542540086
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:05:56 PM
No.542540250
>>542540793
The only mistake Sofia made with Dynasties was not putting Penthesilea in the game.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:05 PM
No.542540373
>>542540731
>>542541935
>>542538973
>Must be depressing.
The difference between them now and 2 years ago is remarkable.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:32 PM
No.542540418
>>542542095
>>542477793
>>542477605
The actual solution to corner camping is to have two different map zones, a 'deployment zone' that's as normal and then a much much much larger 'battle zone' where you can maneuver. And no, I'm not talking about the area between deployment zones.
Half the problem with TW right now is the maps are poorly designed, with no thought put into where the armies will make contact or defend, it's just a valley or a few trees or a hillside.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:08:59 PM
No.542540582
>>542539931
Is there ANYTHING that Drukeks wonβt seethe over?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:09:25 PM
No.542540627
>>542542263
Come home white man
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:10:21 PM
No.542540731
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:10:57 PM
No.542540793
>>542540250
If they did that then there would be no reason to ever play Troy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:14:26 PM
No.542541132
I got a reasonable suspicion that the ones calling the Ai bug a "minor" thing are mpfags.
The proud Druchii have been wronged in countless ways. Here are a few minor insults I hold close to my heart.
>High Elf mage lords get greater conduit, Dark Elves do not
>High Elf stat passive, which was already better, was massively buffed to be almost permanent while Murderous Prowess remains unreliable
>High Elf hatred works on most Destruction factions, Dark Elf is High Elf only
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:17:25 PM
No.542541457
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:18:56 PM
No.542541609
>>542541419
Counterpoint: Darkshards
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:20:29 PM
No.542541765
Trailer tomorrow?
Are they that brazen?
>>542540373
Whar happened to his hair ?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:23:37 PM
No.542542095
>>542540418
no the fix is to make it so standing too close to the white line gives you the same leadership debuff as flying when there's no ground units left.
>>542540627
I had a battle where cavalry were fucking useless because a handful of models got stuck on nothing in an open field, forcing them to walk in place, and the rest of the unit refused to go any faster than a walk despite being on the other end of the map. Brought them together post victory and it solved nothing. I uninstalled and haven't played since.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:28:13 PM
No.542542548
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:28:38 PM
No.542542595
>>542541935
He simply didn't have enough people to maintain it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:32:08 PM
No.542542917
>>542544470
>>542541419
>High Elf get a new DLC Dark Elves do not
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:01 PM
No.542543170
>>542543371
>>542543456
>High Elves get a new DLC Wood Elves do not
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:34 PM
No.542543229
CA owes us:
Tzeentch FLC
Boris Todbringer FLC
Legendary Lord item buffs
Bretonnia rework
25th anniversary of Total War trailer
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:36:11 PM
No.542543291
>>542544101
>>542560381
>>542542263
if that's your threshold for calling a game dogshit why are you playing warhammer
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:37:09 PM
No.542543371
>>542543743
>>542543170
Might and Magic positing is back on the menu boys!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:37:59 PM
No.542543456
>>542548794
>>542543170
Welves are getting a new toy in the DLC tho.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:12 PM
No.542543583
>>542544067
I shed the blood of the Saxon men
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:59 PM
No.542543673
God, I cant wait till 40k refreshes the discourse in this general and I can link the general to 40kg in tg
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:40:50 PM
No.542543743
>>542543371
for me it's Inferno
I kind of like that they tried to make infantry more distinct in pharaoh; axes are good against shielded infantry, spears are good against large, swords are versatile, and clubs permanently damage armor. It gives a little more tactical depth than just looking for units that have the highest ap and churning out stacks of them. Lethality is okay, and only really shines when you gimp the range of archers and properly set up flanks/kill zones. It's a little more strategic than leaving them in the backline to arc fire or duel enemy ranged. I honestly wouldn't mind if they carried these mechanics into the next historical game. Chariots are cool, even if they weren't used the same as horse-mounted cavalry, but damn do they suck on any terrain that isn't dirt.
why do Fantasy fans find Shogun 2 so difficult?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:44:26 PM
No.542544067
>>542543583
based and charlemagnepilled
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:44:43 PM
No.542544101
>>542544174
>>542543291
I don't play warhammer, even though I like medieval fantasy. The ip is mired in too much shit for it to shine.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:45:26 PM
No.542544174
>>542545058
>>542544101
wtf do you play then
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:48:04 PM
No.542544462
>>542543936
Not used to the AI being that aggressive I guess
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:48:11 PM
No.542544470
>>542542917
I said minor insults.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:48:12 PM
No.542544472
>>542543936
It's the COD of TW
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:51:31 PM
No.542544792
>>542543936
they fool themselves into thinking that even playing legendary on the easiest tw game makes them good at tw, see cheatsfag and legendfag
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:54:12 PM
No.542545058
>>542545163
>>542544174
Rome, Rome 2, Empire, Dynasties. I don't care for Shogun or Three Kingdoms. Britannia looks interesting, but also bad. And I've never touched Atilla because it seems like an absolute shitshow that also doesn't really suit my historical interests.
And while it's not total war, I do like bfme/rotwk for scratching the fantasy rts itch.
Given the opportunity, would you do THAT with Morathi?
Be honest.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:55:11 PM
No.542545163
>>542545058
>empire
lmao then you cannot be talking about buggy nonsense ruining a game
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:56:57 PM
No.542545329
>>542546440
>>542543875
>but damn do they suck on any terrain that isn't dirt.
It's pretty cool imo. Really shows that a civilization adapted to it's local climate will struggle if they try to replicate their tactics in unknown land. Like how Hittite heavy chariots are super OP on their home turf but they suck dick on desert sands unlike the light Egyptian ones.
do the people who shit on empire for being buggy even play it? all of the bugs are on the campaign map and they're not even any worse than the ones medieval 2 has.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:59:22 PM
No.542545569
>>542550178
>>542545493
I suspect there isn't many people that play Empire on /twg/ in general. The period isn't made for plebeian tastes.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:01:03 AM
No.542545736
>>542550178
>>542545493
i've played the base game and darthmod extensively faggot, and you're lying if you're actually claiming that empire's battle ai isn't broken. even darthmod only slightly fixes it
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:01:06 AM
No.542545741
>>542543875
Bay has such a nice faction color.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:03:08 AM
No.542545923
>>542545116
Yes, I would sacrifice her to Khaine and should would enjoy it.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:03:32 AM
No.542545967
>>542547286
>>542545116
Signing a non-aggression pact with her would be most invaluable for securing our northern flank.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:05:52 AM
No.542546197
>>542542263
Bugs like that are really common in med2
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:06:05 AM
No.542546228
>>542546382
>>542543875
>Lethality is okay, and only really shines when you gimp the range of archers and properly set up flanks/kill zones.
that's what makes the battles so addicting to me, the way you min/max different weapon types to set up kill zones, and you get a lot of room to play around with different units and strategies
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:07:34 AM
No.542546382
>>542546228
My strategy is flanking with direct shot archers. If I lived in that era Assyria would still be a superpower today.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:08:06 AM
No.542546440
>>542545329
True. And then you have the Achaeans with some of the heaviest chariots in the game along with the most heavily forested maps.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:12:16 AM
No.542546859
>>542547085
>>542548379
Faction recommendations:
Rome 2: Macedon
Attila: Western Roman Empire
Troy: Hector of Troy
Three Kingdoms: Liu Bei
Warhammer 3: Tyrion
Pharaoh: Suppiluliuma
Thrones of Britannia: Wessex
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:14:35 AM
No.542547085
>>542546859
>Pharaoh: Suppiluliuma
DIE!
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:16:38 AM
No.542547286
>>542545967
i think he starts with one on her.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:25:10 AM
No.542548125
>>542548215
which faction is easy baby mode? I don't want to do strategy I want to win
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:26:00 AM
No.542548215
>>542548125
Any WoC
Khorne
Tamurkhan
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:27:30 AM
No.542548379
>>542546859
40k: Marneus Calgar
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:29:33 AM
No.542548557
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:31:54 AM
No.542548794
>>542551220
>>542543456
Squire hero is not being added in the DLC
Alright sending out Nkari solo first is pretty funny with how fast he is. I'm starting to get it now.
>>542528689
First time playing this race, I like to try out most of the units first. But yeah they sucked
>>542549415
Firstly, Slaanesh is pretty good and N'Kari is indeed an incredible Legendary Lord.
Secondly, you kind of picked the wrong time to play Slaanesh. They are due a DLC + rework within two weeks.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:42:21 AM
No.542549762
>>542549539
>is pretty good
What a understatement. It's the most oppressive and domineering army in the game if you have the skill to micro it. There isn't anything in the game that can win against a properly played slaanesh army right now.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:44:00 AM
No.542549896
>>542549539
>two more queeks
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:46:23 AM
No.542550116
>>542549415
I really like slaanesh too their lore isn't great but whip nice to use on walled defenders and that super searing doom spell vaporizes units if it hits
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:46:57 AM
No.542550178
>>542550346
>>542554242
>>542545569
this was the result of a poll I did. empire had the same play rate as pharaoh, lower than rome 1.
>>542545736
the ai was retarded but the only actual bug I ran into was that rarely a unit would route but not leave the battlefield becoming untargetable. in comparison in medieval 2 literally every battle that I didn't autoresolve had some kind of pathfinding jank where units would get stuck on a rock or something or flat out refuse to walk down a street in a siege map.
>>542549415
just spam hellstriders and seekers
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:47:19 AM
No.542550215
Rate my boy band.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:48:37 AM
No.542550346
>>542550178
>literally every battle
contrarian med 2 haters are even more deranged than the dicksuckers lmao
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:49:45 AM
No.542550463
>>542550583
>>542550983
I have never played Daniel but am pretty familiar with WH3. Any tips going in? Should I focus on one god or just dabble in each? I guess I dont know how any of the mechanics work
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:50:56 AM
No.542550583
>>542550463
Yeah focus on one god(Tzeentch because of Intel specific promo parts that are better than others) and discover what suffering is.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:51:10 AM
No.542550613
>>542551791
>>542543936
Khorne is the easiest faction though.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:51:55 AM
No.542550684
>>542550797
Long victory achievements that I still need:
Skaven
Daemons of Chaos
Norsca
Tomb Kings
Vampire Coast
Chaos Dwarfs
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:53:02 AM
No.542550797
>>542550684
You REALLY want to do the TK cheevo with Khatep. He got his big boy back and all it's gonna be fun.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:54:50 AM
No.542550943
>>542549539
One year and two weeks!
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:55:08 AM
No.542550983
>>542550463
I only played him a couple times and quit early. Shitty build a bitch ll
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:55:32 AM
No.542551021
>>542551198
>>542545116
Yes I would take advices for her.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:57:28 AM
No.542551198
>>542552825
>>542551021
Those are all related to different assur that died while getting into Malekith's way.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:57:44 AM
No.542551220
>>542551601
>>542551736
>>542548794
I was talking about Slaangors.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:02:00 AM
No.542551601
>>542551220
Raping wood elves is the Beastman equivalent of consensual sex in the missionary position. Slaangors are perverts by Beastman standards, which means they only fuck pure-blooded Beastwomen, and only after a long process of getting to know her and respecting her boundaries.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:03:23 AM
No.542551736
>>542554441
>>542556252
>>542551220
I always found it strange that beastmen actually exist in Laurelon. Pretty silly that Morghurs nest is right next to their holy tree. And no don't say they don't know this when one of the most popular bretonnian knight quests is trying to kill him in his lair. If the brets know so must the asrai.
A reminder that the High Elves and Dwarfs had a mega war and that the Dwarfs won.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:03:56 AM
No.542551791
>>542550613
that's the joke
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:05:23 AM
No.542551942
>>542552002
>>542552284
>>542551765
If the dawi won why there are still high elves around?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:06:03 AM
No.542552002
>>542556919
>>542551942
So that the Dwarfs would continue to have someone to look down at.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:06:33 AM
No.542552047
>>542551765
It was actually a decisive Dark Elf victory.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:08:06 AM
No.542552179
Reminder that dawi know they have been tricked by dark elves but still blame high elves for it. Sounds like cope because they know dark elves are beyond thier reach.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:09:02 AM
No.542552284
>>542553098
>>542551942
Baka. They left some elves alive because the grudge was settled, n-not because they were losing the war or anything...
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:11:19 AM
No.542552516
The dawi took the phoenix crown from Ulthuan because they knew it belongs to Malekith. Same happened with the real Ghal Maraz.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:11:21 AM
No.542552519
Total dark elf love
Nurgle's followers are ugly and I don't like them
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:13:35 AM
No.542552715
>>542553185
>>542552583
Stop calling me ugly just because I don't worship smegmar!
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:14:03 AM
No.542552763
>>542552583
By far my least favorite chaos god.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:14:38 AM
No.542552825
>>542551198
Who get the knife and who had his little peepee mocked ?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:14:44 AM
No.542552836
Dork elves?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:16:49 AM
No.542553035
reminder that shart elf fans are all brown mutts
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:17:21 AM
No.542553083
Dark Elves are my 3rd favourite race and I am from Albion.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:17:29 AM
No.542553098
>>542552284
They killed your faggot king.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:17:35 AM
No.542553115
Uh oh assur meltie incoming
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:18:20 AM
No.542553185
>>542552715
Then stop spreading your stinky plagues to my settlements >:(
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:18:38 AM
No.542553208
>>542552583
fuck off tzeentchfag birdnigger
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:18:43 AM
No.542553218
>>542597950
Drukeks don't even know how to use a bow lmao
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:20:20 AM
No.542553380
>>542553872
so how do you actually win the 1812 invasion in napoleon?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:22:08 AM
No.542553560
>using bows with no AP against heavily armored and shielded chaos warriors in the north
60 IQ assur strikes again
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:25:22 AM
No.542553872
>>542553380
Have Tallyrand shot before 1812.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:29:17 AM
No.542554242
>>542554401
>>542560393
Need to go faster.
>>542549539
I was talking about the low tier infantry. Now that I got chaos warriors and soon chosen they can actually survive for more than a few sec. I can't deal with trying to control with a whole army of cavalry so i need at least some decent melee in there as I spam click the cavalry to disengage.
>>542550178
Man, are hellstriders really the best source of anti-large outside of the lords. Maybe the DLC will help with that, if it ever comes out
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:30:54 AM
No.542554391
>>542543936
>why do Fantasy fans find Shogun 2 so difficult?
You have to use your brain a bit
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:30:58 AM
No.542554401
>>542556348
>>542554242
I hate that speed is locked by animations, even with infinite speed there's a max speed for every unit
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:31:24 AM
No.542554441
>>542555105
>>542551736
I don't think Morghur is related at all with Laurelorn (if you don't take into account the latest TOW lore)
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:33:22 AM
No.542554626
>>542545493
Im old enough to remember when Empire released and there was a bug where the enemy would just never move armies over sea to attack so if you played as the UK it was just god mode. It took them months to patch that.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:34:16 AM
No.542554707
Morghur is a citizen of Bretonnia in the lore. Born to bretonnian peasants which explains his unconventional appearance.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:38:27 AM
No.542555105
>>542556047
>>542554441
Morghur's whole deal are his repeated pilgrimages to the big tree.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:39:09 AM
No.542555183
>A reminder that the High Elves and Dwarfs had a mega war and that the Dwarfs won.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:45:29 AM
No.542555797
>>542541935
Alopecia strikes swiftly and when you least expect it...
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:45:52 AM
No.542555837
weh
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:47:37 AM
No.542556017
>>542541935
He was so happy making historic TW after Troy now he's back to the fantasoi mines. You would go bald too.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:47:57 AM
No.542556047
>>542558061
>>542555105
Yeah but the big tree is not in Laurelorn.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:50:20 AM
No.542556252
>>542551736
They just probably can't do anything about it. From the descriptions, his lair makes you go insane and mutate out of control way too fast to get to him, get respawns no matter what they do, and, well, he probably just digs his way out if they try to cave it in. Or maybe it just can't be caved in because muh reality getting warped ooooh chaos gods scaaaary.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:51:22 AM
No.542556348
>>542554401
they patched that out a while ago no?
>help a dawi repel rats
>enter a 20turn war with said rats
>trespass on him ONCE becaise he took a settlement the turn i was in the region 7 turns ago
>he declares on me
Total Dawi Death
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:53:10 AM
No.542556538
>>542556368
You deserved it to be honest
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:53:40 AM
No.542556593
>>542517695
will the elf be nice to him
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:54:16 AM
No.542556652
>>542556368
What else did you expect from merchant race?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:56:00 AM
No.542556817
>>542556368
dwarfs are like empire where you need to exterminate them right away when you discover them otherwise you will face nonstop bullshit armies of unbreakable units
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:56:58 AM
No.542556919
>>542552002
>So that the Dwarfs would continue to have someone to look down at.
*look up at
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:57:39 AM
No.542556992
>>542518256
i can allow it if link is the fugtrup version
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:58:33 AM
No.542557065
>>542557289
>dorfs
>Kill with armor piercing and horses for arty
>HElves
>Kill with armored infantry and hounds/horses for fucking archers
>Orks
>Kill with armour piercing missiles, dont go in melee
>French
>Just stack spears lol
any others with clear strats?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:01:02 AM
No.542557289
>>542557065
Why would you use missiles over magic and artillery vs greenskins?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:03:13 AM
No.542557513
>>542557605
who does warhammer feature so many heroes that have anti large armour piercing? this is a weird trend
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:04:16 AM
No.542557605
>>542557513
Attempting to keep T5 SEMs in check.
It failed.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:05:44 AM
No.542557760
>>542558459
If TW:40K indeed releases, the sad thing is you won't see guard in guard armies. Why use expendable guardsmen infantry when you can spam tank sems, at best you'll see Ogryns along the tanks
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:09:02 AM
No.542558061
>>542556047
I want to play Marrisith's boyfriend but Nordland is an actually hard start
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:13:32 AM
No.542558459
>>542557760
40k will implement army cap rules like the tabletop cap mods
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:20:52 AM
No.542559156
>>542559746
>>542541935
>Brown women game
>>542475984
>No brown women game
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:27:20 AM
No.542559746
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:34:18 AM
No.542560381
>>542560510
>>542543291
>if that's your threshold for calling a game dogshit why are you playing a game which doesn't do that
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:34:27 AM
No.542560393
>>542554242
chaos warriors don't really do anything for you. even with mark of traanesh they're slow and they don't do a lot of damage. you should just go full sanic and cav maxxx. the only things you need to worry about are spears and you can shred them with nkari and a few exalted demonettes.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:35:53 AM
No.542560510
>>542560610
>>542560381
cav is dogshit in its own unique way in warhammer but i'm referring to the litany of bugs in warhammer, some still there. how's the gate bug looking?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:37:02 AM
No.542560610
>>542560734
>>542560510
>whataboutism
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:38:16 AM
No.542560734
>>542560897
>>542560610
is a valid argument when you make the claim that a bug like that made you drop med 2 when every other tw game exists yeah
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:40:04 AM
No.542560897
>>542561154
>>542560734
I didn't make that claim thoughbeit?
I've dropped Total War completely, I'm currently playing Conquest of Elysium
My point is that Warhammer doesn't have an open field pathfinding bug
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:43:03 AM
No.542561154
>>542561273
>>542560897
yeah but it does have a million other bugs that haven't prevented us from dropping it like pussies and seething every time we see an image of medieval 2
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:44:05 AM
No.542561261
>>542563034
>play khorne
>fight wood elves
>they're all flying archers
now what
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:44:18 AM
No.542561273
>>542561369
>>542561154
>seething every time we see an image of medieval 2
What is going on inside your head?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:45:18 AM
No.542561369
>>542561603
>>542561273
i'm literally referencing the original come home white man post that started this spergery lmao, you really are nigger tier iq
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:47:46 AM
No.542561603
>>542561952
>>542561369
>I'm literally referencing a post that you didn't reply to and don't care about
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:49:13 AM
No.542561731
>>542561856
>>542561929
ORDERTIDE
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:50:28 AM
No.542561856
>>542567068
>>542561731
THAT DWARF IS USING MAGIC
THAT DWARF IS USING FUCKING MAGIIIIIIIIIIC
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:51:06 AM
No.542561929
>>542562983
>>542561731
whats that brown ork looking thing holding the spiky bat
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:51:20 AM
No.542561952
>>542561603
you see mr tardo this is an imageboard with replies, try clicking that red little button at the top of posts to follow the conversation chain. very hard for your non-white brain, i know
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:51:45 AM
No.542561990
>>542562075
>>542562768
So this is the power of WH3 Ai?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:52:45 AM
No.542562075
>>542561990
There's no weakness to the formation if there's no formation
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:53:56 AM
No.542562203
>Clio is shilling 40k now
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:55:26 AM
No.542562335
Remember to have a good day tomorrow. When you finish your mandatory duties, we will play Total War and post our campaigns.
We are currently at a local minima. We can only go up from here.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:59:39 AM
No.542562723
>>542562852
Anyone else have problems running Rome 1 on Windows 10? Battles are pretty laggy and have a weird skipping thing going on, campaign map seems fine though.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:00:11 AM
No.542562768
>>542561990
Sieges are so dumb, they clump like this when I send my door breakers out and have my main force around the corner waiting for the walls to break. It's not even cheese that does this they're just that dumb
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:01:05 AM
No.542562852
>>542566904
>>542562723
Rome 1 has always been laggy on modern hardware for me, since at least windows 8. it's just something you get used to.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:02:44 AM
No.542562983
>>542561929
Well..an orc..from might and magic
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:03:25 AM
No.542563034
>>542561261
Hide in the woods?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:05:15 AM
No.542563195
>>542564128
>>542589758
Im fully convinced that, if 40k isn't announced in december, or it is announced but its not total war-ish, CA will bite the dust, sega will likely reestructure it completely, people are already sensitive as fuck.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:13:40 AM
No.542564002
Total war is dead
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:14:55 AM
No.542564128
>>542564241
>>542563195
CA deserved to go bankrupt after Hyenas. Can you imagine spending THAT much money on such obvious fucking garbage?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:16:13 AM
No.542564241
>>542564128
The most hilarious shit ever would be if they were developing Age of Sigmar
Oh man, that shitstorm would be colossal, I almost want it to happen, CA would not even go past second quarter
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:18:27 AM
No.542564464
>>542565743
>>542602456
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:20:58 AM
No.542564704
>>542565227
Did they really spend $100 million on Hyenas
That's insane
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:26:18 AM
No.542565227
>>542566443
>>542564704
Really wanted to know the guy who pitched hyenas
Like, the mastermind behind it, the person who first uttered the idea to the board.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:31:29 AM
No.542565743
>>542564464
my dookie wife warming up her doochie for me
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:38:59 AM
No.542566443
>>542565227
it wasn't legend's best idea...
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:44:05 AM
No.542566904
>>542562852
Turns out it's as simple as replacing the exes to the retail 1.5, steam 1.51 messes stuff up I guess
Tried a bunch of fixes but this is the only one that works
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:45:58 AM
No.542567068
>>542561856
Dwarf Wizards are possible in the Warhammer rpg.
They are considered extremely weird.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:58:59 AM
No.542568275
>>542568691
>>542569864
Who plays Similarly to Egypt in Rome 2? Pikes flanked by and elephants and/or shock infantry. Having a powerful culture and economy are nice but not necessary.
conquered all of africa and iberia and most of italy before my save file got corrupted from messing with mods
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:01:23 AM
No.542568502
>>542569447
Vlad needs to be nerfed so Empire campaigns can be playable. He's unbeatable.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:03:48 AM
No.542568691
>>542569682
>>542568275
epirus (in divide et impera) get access to factional elephant mercenaries and super strong late game pikes
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:11:57 AM
No.542569447
>>542568502
He always make it over to Reikland and world first really fast before the entire imperium takes a dump on him by turn 50 through 60 for me
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:14:15 AM
No.542569682
>>542571508
>>542568691
I don't use dei but I see they get the dogs so I might go with them anyways, being antagonistic greeks could be interesting too.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:16:10 AM
No.542569861
>>542570119
>>542576606
>777
nice
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:16:13 AM
No.542569864
>>542568275
I'd assume bactria for elephants, sillykids for elephants.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:19:00 AM
No.542570119
>>542570391
>>542569861
This made me want to do an RoC run as slaanesh but I feel like I should wait a year when ToT comes out
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:22:17 AM
No.542570391
>>542570119
Remember that new lords won't release for Realms of Chaos. Tamurkhan, Elspeth and Malakai are the final Realms of Chaos lords.
All future lords will only release in Immortal Empires.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:28:36 AM
No.542570920
>>542571357
>>542571582
Will they reveal the FLC lord, this week?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:33:20 AM
No.542571357
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:35:10 AM
No.542571508
>>542569682
they can be tough though because you have to fight rome right away
they don't call it rome total war for nothin
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:35:54 AM
No.542571582
>>542570920
Nothing is going to be revealed until December at the earliest
Which nation will we play as in the Medieval 3 tutorial?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:39:59 AM
No.542571960
Total War: Shakespeare
You will get to choose from great leaders such as Julius Caesar, King Lear, or Hamlet. It will truly be a game for the ages.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:40:02 AM
No.542571965
>>542572238
>>542571786
The Roman Empire.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:42:52 AM
No.542572238
>>542572370
>>542571965
Eastern Roman Empire or German Roman Empire?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:44:19 AM
No.542572370
>>542572238
Whichever one fits one's predetermined ideological agenda (you have already made yours obvious)
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:53:46 AM
No.542573160
>>542571786
England, tutorial is taking scotland
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:55:27 AM
No.542573295
>>542571786
australian pygmy people
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:16:33 AM
No.542574945
>>542606119
which total war woman has the biggest tits (barring cylostra, fat women don't count)
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:18:58 AM
No.542575125
SLAY EVERY MORTAL
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:27:26 AM
No.542575835
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:30:55 AM
No.542576124
>>542571786
Norway, where we'll play Jarl Haakon
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:37:03 AM
No.542576606
>>542577556
>>542577693
>>542569861
Nigga are you playing Rifts?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:48:34 AM
No.542577556
>>542576606
Not him but I'm going to see if it's better with the make it less shit cheat, I want one empire run because marienBerg didn't count
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:50:16 AM
No.542577693
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:53:07 AM
No.542577923
>>542578019
I just tried to do the Long Victory achievement to get them all and holy shit it's so tedious. I like the battles still, but the map is fucking massive and the locations I need to go to take 20 turns just to reach it's tedium on tedium
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:54:13 AM
No.542578019
>>542578228
>>542577923
just use VCO duh
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:56:36 AM
No.542578228
>>542580169
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:20:50 AM
No.542580169
>>542580280
>>542578228
>mention problem
>given solution
>nuh uh i don't want to do that
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:22:15 AM
No.542580280
>>542580426
>>542580169
>guys i need money
>just go rob a bank bro
this is you
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:23:50 AM
No.542580426
>>542580504
>>542580280
here's the solution then chump, quit the game and play fortnite
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:24:54 AM
No.542580504
>>542580736
>>542580426
im nta i've never even played total war I just dont like cheaters
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:27:27 AM
No.542580736
>>542580504
then do us all a favor and go to sleep, it's a school night
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:29:48 AM
No.542580917
>nooooo you HAVE to use cheats!!
>if you don't you should go play BABY game for little BABIES instead because you're a BABY!!
>not like me, i'm a big macho man who cheats in single player games!!
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:31:58 AM
No.542581090
bait at a more opportune time legendcuck
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:33:00 AM
No.542581168
>>542581267
you wouldn't cheat on your wife so why cheat on your video games? it makes no sense
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:33:59 AM
No.542581248
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:34:17 AM
No.542581267
>>542581168
This isn't accurate, cheaters have husbands, not wives.
>Head-to-head campaign
>Someone picks Changeling
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:43:15 AM
No.542581993
>>542583318
imagine taking what ca lovingly gave to you and defacing it with cheats
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:44:56 AM
No.542582116
>>542581937
yep, thats me
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:58:35 AM
No.542583118
>>542583548
>>542581937
trying to think of who the best counter would be and it's probably just kairos, but it would be an annoying slog of a campaign due to all the changing of the ways fuckery
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:01:14 AM
No.542583318
>>542581993
Well they should've modeled the women to be prettier then
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:04:42 AM
No.542583548
>>542583118
problem with kairos is you cant use tzeentch corruption as a way to find which province his units and cults are in
i think the easiest one would be whichever faction can discover hidden armies the easiest, that building used to take 8 turns
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:05:15 AM
No.542583594
>>542581937
head to head campaigns sound like they would be so fucking unbalanced
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:07:26 AM
No.542583750
>>542581937
better pick beastmeme for that.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:08:34 AM
No.542583834
>>542585356
I wonder if you could use the Eshin faction delete button to win head-to-heads
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:32:12 AM
No.542585356
>>542583834
You can't use it on players
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:49:27 AM
No.542586581
who is the jeffrey epstein of Total War [insert game in the series] ??not just warhammer.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:55:44 AM
No.542587045
The update is going to fix literally everything and you're ALLLLLLLL going to apologise
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:01:21 AM
No.542587472
>>542587656
I'm glad 6.3 broke Liggers and I WILL mod out the fix
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:04:07 AM
No.542587656
>>542587472
If only it broke Skaven those are the most annoying fuckers
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:38:08 AM
No.542589712
>>542589950
>>542589991
>We got peace in Gaza before a Slaanesh DLC
BRUH
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U
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Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:38:47 AM
No.542589758
>>542590172
>>542590513
>>542563195
>Warhammerfags thinking they are the solitary customer base in existence
Eternal Crusade was a multiplayer space marine vs space marine game and it still fucking died. You guys are not the cash cow they must cater to at all times forever and ever. There's other fish in the sea.
Three Kingdoms sold 2.1 million in the release year
Warhammer 3 sold 960k.
Rome 2 sold +800,000 units from launch to September 30th 2013 (6 months or so) - that's the disastrous release, mind you, and it is within 160k of Warhammer 3 with 6 more months of the financial year unaccounted for. So most likely it matched WH3.
Wh1 and it was the fastest selling total war to date (2016) and sold 500k in its opening days of sale.
WH2 and the rough take is 340,000 owners in the first few days.
Warhammer does great in the subsequent DLC sales (Without being able to check how R2's are - but it's safe to imagine the Decay DLC was more popular than Age of Charlemagne for instance), but it's not the only revenue source - not least when it also requires paying royalty fees.
Your histrionics aside, CA will be fine if they don't do 40kTW if the next historical is not some obscure period.
.t Would enjoy 40kTW and dig the iron warriors, dark angels, blood angels, Necrons.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:41:45 AM
No.542589950
>>542589712
Don't worry the jews will break that peace within a week
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:42:20 AM
No.542589991
>>542589712
Weβll get GTA six before ToT
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:45:13 AM
No.542590172
>>542590513
>>542589758
>Rome 2 sold +800,000
Oh wait it's even more brutal a mogging. Rome 2 came out September 2013. That report came out September 30th.
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/total-war-rome-ii-sales-reach-800-000-copies/1100-6415925/
So it wasn't 800k in 6 months it was 800k in fucking 27 days. For a broke jank ass game but of a setting everyone liked. Versus an entire financial year and Wh3 got only +160,000 ahead of that. And a financial year and Chang and the three chingchongs beat warhammer 3 like a skavenslave against skarbrand.
Yeah they'll be fine without 40kTW. Or they'll do 40ktw and we'll have a fun time with it, too.
Stop worrying like a woman.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:50:54 AM
No.542590513
>>542589758
>>542590172
So what you're saying is that they need to announce TWW3K2
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:03:00 AM
No.542591279
I...I don't think that the Bulgarians can save Total War now...
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:14:01 AM
No.542591941
>>542592505
>>542594138
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:22:12 AM
No.542592505
>>542592675
>>542591941
>Not called Total Star Wars
>They didn't call it Total Warhammer
Is CA retarded?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:24:44 AM
No.542592675
>>542593068
>>542592505
james workshop will sue you for that
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:31:15 AM
No.542593068
>>542596148
>>542592675
I keep hearing about how litigious GW is but can someone provide me examples of their court filings and hearings?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:40:10 AM
No.542593609
>>542594009
I fucking love war Lions from the High Elves. Christ what a great unit to bring against Dwarves
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:46:08 AM
No.542593978
>>542594508
>>542594883
got a bad cold over the weekend, likely from some dumbass at work. lo and behold as the cold is subsiding now i have pinkeye, probably from the same virus from the same dumbass. ll for this feel?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:46:40 AM
No.542594009
>>542593609
>Feeding Dawi to your pets
That's a groodging
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:47:17 AM
No.542594037
>want to play WoC
>remember how slow chaos warriors are and shitty vassal mechanic
>lose will to play
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:48:57 AM
No.542594138
>>542591941
Kino of the highest Order
SLOPhammer could never compare
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:54:57 AM
No.542594508
>>542594803
>>542593978
Nurgle and skrolk
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:59:15 AM
No.542594803
>>542596120
>>542594508
i went with luthor because like him i'm one-eyed for a few days
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:00:27 AM
No.542594883
>>542593978
>now i have pinkeye
That was me. I fart on your pillow while you are away.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:20:32 AM
No.542596120
>>542594803
You donβt have his fabulous hair.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:21:01 AM
No.542596148
>>542593068
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-21380003
They did try to sue someone over the usage of the term "space marine" back then. They also sent C&D over fan animations (Astartes, TTS, some fan animations about Kriegs, etc) and then gave them an offer to work on Warhammer+ or to shutdown their project if they decline.
>https://digitalcommons.law.scu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1200&context=historical
anyway, that GW v Chapterhouse in 2012 is probably their infamous one where they lost the lawsuit over another company selling accessories for their minis.
Reminder that CA "fixed" this behavior kek
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:45:31 AM
No.542597562
>>542596265
Reminder? Wow thanks, it's not like everyone just keep talking about this broken AI behavior and how CA lied.
>>542553218
On tabletop the dark elf crossbow is outright superior to a any bow. Both have a 24" range but the repeater crossbow fires twice and is armor piercing. Not to mention a crossbow allows for a shield. There is literally no downsides.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:54:36 AM
No.542598086
I'm playing Desperados 3 instead.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:54:53 AM
No.542598108
>>542598259
>>542597950
>dark elf crossbow is outright superior to a any bow
is that also counting the dwarfs?
>>542597950
Reminder that Darkshards got their range nerfed from 180 because of whiners.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:56:55 AM
No.542598234
>>542596265
Can't wait to hear their excuse for this one.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:57:15 AM
No.542598259
>>542598108
Dawi crossbows have a range of 30" fire once a turn but have a more powerful shot(strength 3 for bows and dark elf crossbows but 4 for dawi ones) but with no AP.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:05:04 AM
No.542598815
>>542598137
no they didn't
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:11:58 AM
No.542599296
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:14:51 AM
No.542599489
>>542541419
Perhaps drukeks should've tried not being gay. Maybe that would've helped.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:17:41 AM
No.542599717
>>542598137
Maybe they did
>>542541419
High elves were getting buffs throughout TW2/TW3 while DE were nerfed over and over again because there were "too oppressive" and other such bullshit. I still remember how release day Malekith could solo the entire game.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:19:02 AM
No.542599830
>>542599731
>Malekith could solo the entire game.
The True Phoenix King btw
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:19:51 AM
No.542599902
>>542599731
half the shit in the game should be getting nerfed not buffed
its in a completely retarded state
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:22:48 AM
No.542600128
druniggers still whining lmao
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:25:48 AM
No.542600326
>>542599731
>black dragons got nerfed
>dark magic got nerfed
>witch elves lost their unique ability because it was unfair to slaanesh
>economy got nerfed and their original mechanics got sold as the chorf ones
>black arks got nerfed
>AI got nerfed
Only buff they got is thanks to cav fixes which made cold ones knights not completely useless in mp I guess.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:26:08 AM
No.542600343
my lord says he is scarier than your lord
you are a faggot and you will be shot
lets just agree wh2 had better balance outside of rat favouritism
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:28:43 AM
No.542600529
>>542600439
>range unit bias
no
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:29:13 AM
No.542600564
>>542601471
>>542597950
>On tabletop the dark elf crossbow is outright superior to a any bow.
Pretty sure bows (and regular crossbows for that matter) are 30" while HE bows are 36".
They can choose to shoot once or twice at a -1 to hit. I don't think you're ever gonna choose to shoot once though.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:29:53 AM
No.542600616
>>542600690
>>542600439
>Dwarf warriors getting folded by skavenslaves in melee
This is how shit the balance was in wh2.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:30:49 AM
No.542600667
>>542600690
>>542600439
i seem to remember mounted yeomen jobbing to artillery crews
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:31:06 AM
No.542600690
>>542600975
>>542601367
>>542600616
>>542600667
thats difficulty mechanics not balance
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:31:23 AM
No.542600713
Just 30 more minutes.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:32:20 AM
No.542600770
make a new bread you lazy fucks
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:34:38 AM
No.542600925
>>542551765
>reddit writters said the redditlings won
Cool. What deu win doe?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:35:18 AM
No.542600975
>>542601224
>>542600690
Specify what you mean then. ANd no, campaign balance was also dogshit. Awful corruption and constant revolts was not fun.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:39:08 AM
No.542601224
>>542600975
i dont want to explain it just WAS OKAY?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:39:24 AM
No.542601245
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:40:01 AM
No.542601276
If the anon that was talking about Pharaoh is still here can you tell me how to make the Babylonian army more usable? Their units are all shit compared to my enemies.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:40:51 AM
No.542601332
>>542600439
as other anons said, the melee cheats were retarded
>play empire, finally get greatswords
>cool, cant wait to try them out against the skaven
>they lose 1v1 to clanrats
>wow, clanrats must be their elite units
>start skaven campaign
>holy shit, if clanrats are that good, then these stormvermin must be amazing
>finally get stormvermin
>they lose to swordsmen
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:41:20 AM
No.542601367
>>542601573
>>542600690
WH3 nerfed ranged units while buffing lots of underperforming cavalry and guga shitter units such as the Ark of Sotek. Also better xp gains because it uses both the type of battle outcone and how many units took part in it.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:42:42 AM
No.542601471
>>542601982
>>542600564
>Pretty sure bows (and regular crossbows for that matter) are 30" while HE bows are 36".
Nope. Even bows of avelorn used by the sisters are 24"
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:44:13 AM
No.542601573
>>542601685
>>542602362
>>542601367
>WH3 nerfed ranged units
There literally was no nerf. All they changed was AI difficulty bonuses to melee attacks so your own melee units aren't always outclassed by even T1 units.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:45:26 AM
No.542601672
The hotfix will fix EVERYTHING
>>542596265
but not that lol
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:45:37 AM
No.542601685
>>542602362
>>542601573
no they globally nerfed a ton of range units so their damage would be lower
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:49:11 AM
No.542601952
reminder that elves are sissy races made for sissy redditors
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:49:43 AM
No.542601982
>>542602181
>>542601471
Don't know where you're looking. I found this on New Recruit. It does look like they nerfed the HE bows across the board to 30" so that's one big part of HE favoritism gone at least.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:50:24 AM
No.542602031
So what's the deal with Karl Franz?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:51:06 AM
No.542602085
>>542602147
>Actually the race that saved the world from chaos are the sissies not the one from which 100% of Everchosen came from
Chaosissies are hilarious.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:52:03 AM
No.542602147
>>542602489
>>542602085
chaos is fuckin cool and epic black metal spikes and shit
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:52:35 AM
No.542602172
i kill u
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:52:37 AM
No.542602181
>>542602521
>>542601982
Is that TOW? Mine comes from the 8th edition.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:55:09 AM
No.542602362
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:56:29 AM
No.542602456
>>542564464
That's a weird pose.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:56:50 AM
No.542602489
>>542602147
shut up GW, why don't you give us another xenos model instead?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:57:30 AM
No.542602521
>>542602181
Oh you're talking about 8th. Yeah I'm looking at Old World stuff. Kind of a big deal though if this was how it was during 8th. I was under the impression that HE was never outranged by anybody let alond DE of all things.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:58:34 AM
No.542602591
Bring this thread to ruin
Does the chaostide seem more organized when working together than the ordertide? The ordertide factions have so much red tape in their diplomacy that they really can't get along.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:02:08 PM
No.542602880
>>542602841
didnt read ur retarded post
thats not you
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:05:53 PM
No.542603156
>>542603320
>>542603407
So where is everyone gonna go after this general dies along with Total War?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:08:05 PM
No.542603320
>>542603156
They're gonna go bang ur mom.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:09:10 PM
No.542603407
>>542603156
back to the future
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:10:20 PM
No.542603503
>>542602841
They've repeatedly buffed Chaos to achieve that, but yes.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:11:02 PM
No.542603551
>>542602841
ive never seen any two factions organized its just random shit everywhere
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:18:57 PM
No.542604127
>>542604206
>>542604371
>>542602841
The chaos factions don't need retarded meetings and councils. They all know they just want to destroy the good guys and anyone who feels the same can simply join.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:20:03 PM
No.542604206
>>542604127
Funny because in the lore they have constant meeting.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:22:20 PM
No.542604371
>>542604127
but in lore chaos is full of backstabbing, just look at asavar kul and engra deathsword, also chorf in general.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:23:06 PM
No.542604412
>>542604540
>>542604721
legend just kmsed on stream
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:24:54 PM
No.542604540
>>542604703
>>542604412
hes just respecing
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:27:21 PM
No.542604703
>>542604838
>>542604540
LegendofParadox soon?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:27:42 PM
No.542604721
>>542604412
A skull is a skull. Khorne will be pleased with him.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:29:20 PM
No.542604838
>>542604703
I wonder how legend will shill $10 DLCs that exist only to add a trade option or a song.
hotfix is out. please change bad review to good review.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:31:38 PM
No.542605000
>>542604939
did CA fix the gate bug? otherwise fuck off
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:31:57 PM
No.542605015
hotfix is out.
please head to the nearest lynching post and tell them legend sent you
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:32:19 PM
No.542605049
>>542604939
sex with radislav borisov
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:32:42 PM
No.542605070
>>542604939
*changes it to super negative*
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:33:52 PM
No.542605157
>>542604939
How DARE you to fix the game without legends consent!
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:36:19 PM
No.542605303
>>542604939
Not pulling my review until ToT is out
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:37:24 PM
No.542605370
>>542479213
Thatβs how it is in 3K, right?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:37:57 PM
No.542605412
>>542605614
>>542604939
Not changing shit untill they fix AI blobbling midgame.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:40:39 PM
No.542605614
>>542605412
Anon really needs his 20 black arks sieging every coastal settlement again.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:44:20 PM
No.542605873
>>542606107
What will we cry about now?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:44:54 PM
No.542605917
>800+
it's over
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:44:57 PM
No.542605920
>>542606023
>>542606604
Been playing Nakai recently, heΒ΄s a monster. Made some OC to represent how the campaign has felt like so far.
I know its shitty edit, but at least its not AI slop
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:46:15 PM
No.542606023
>>542605920
He was the OG Khorne experience before they added Khorne.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:46:16 PM
No.542606026
>>542606152
>>542606404
>>542504125
Pure delusions, but I admire your ability to lie to yourself. CA has never overdelivered. Delays have always been due to the lack of staff/gamebreaking bugs that make it into the game anyways. If they were do do something like this weβd already know, since they would be talking about it non-stop as a way of placating the community. Theyβve got nothing to show. Weβre getting 3 LLs and theyβre all starting in Lustria next to each other.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:47:32 PM
No.542606107
>>542605873
lack of new thread
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:47:43 PM
No.542606119
>>542574945
Alarielle is a milk truck
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:48:19 PM
No.542606152
>>542606026
>CA has never overdelivered.
Dynasties proves you wrong. They gave away two culture DLCs for free because the game was flopping. Opening the map a bit more isn't even that outlandish after that.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:50:08 PM
No.542606281
When I play Drycha, I imagine hypnotizing elves...
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:51:47 PM
No.542606404
>>542606026
>CA has never overdelivered
I was genuinely surprised by the positive quality of the item and load time changes earlier this year. They did surpass my expectations there
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:54:40 PM
No.542606604
>>542605920
>I know its shitty edit
I liked it.
>at least its not AI slop
I can't stand AI slop.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:57:27 PM
No.542606793
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:09:44 PM
No.542612241
>>542543936
Not used to the boredom of speargooks vs speargooks