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>News
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Bunny cunny!

Lucia should have been dressed like a sexy backpacker with all the traveling she does.

Has to be the worst bake yet. I'll accept it.

>>542512091
Just ignore the cuckschizo, the lingo and lack of vocabulary is pretty obvious

>>542512221
?

>>542512156
Can't wait for our furry VH

Who lost?
Who won?

I think these threads would get infinitely better if the moderation team started rangebanning @sumding whenever he gets uppity about his cuckcanons getting destroyed every patch

>>542512207
Lucia might as well be a gypsy

Senior Fufu here!
Reminder that she wonned biggestly!
Works with all Rupture!
Ban-Yue wants her!
Dialyn wants her!
Ye VH wants her!
Yidhari wants her!
Lucia wants her!
Komano wants her!
Don't make the mistake of bricking your account!
INVEST IN FUFUCOIN NOW OR REGRET IT!
I PREDICTED TRIPPLE STUNNER, DA-WEI IS MY UNCLE DON'T DOUBT MY PREDICTIONS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO FUCK EVELYN!

>>542512285
>[Zenless Zone Zero General]
Is not the norm. Good picture though.

>>542512207
Or like a hobo in tatters considering that’s what she is.

>>542512347
Yixuan won, oboljeets losted

>>542511146
I like the frills above the legs. It gives off the appearance of a tiny skirt.

>>542512379
BVSED

S H I F U
H
I
F
U

the apex woman.

https://streamable.com/zxl2rz
https://streamable.com/zxl2rz
https://streamable.com/zxl2rz

>>542512101 (OP)
i want manato and his m6 is it worth rolling for him on lucia's banner if i dont really care about her? because i havent had much trouble getting a ranks to m6 out in the past but i've seen people panicking about the scarcity of getting m6 and don't want to risk it, especially when i read lucia is a good support for him. also can i get his wegine on her banner?

>>542512347
YOU DECIDE
EEEEEEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY

>>542512347
Lucia and Yidhari lost bigly. Instantly stopped being shilled after their patch

>>542512371
Janjan, DO IT NOW

>>542512395
That's hot

Shifu love!!!

>>542512412
>webm
pedoschizobrownpagyuritrannyfags on the right
me on the left

>The moment a new homo came along the Manato xhes instantly jumped ship
>Not even caring at all that the homo they've been spamming here for months on end, like he was the second coming of Jesus, is getting directly powercreeped one patch after release
At least the waifufags are loyal.

daily horsepedo meltdown

>>542512401
not for long LOL she's getting blown the fuck out soon by the other Yunkui members.

>>542512380
>>542512395
>>542512401
>>542512498
Sex

>>542512412
One inch NUKE

>>542512418
>it worth rolling for him on lucia's banner if i dont really care about her?
If you don't actively hate her then sure.
>also can i get his wegine on her banner?
On her weapon banner.

>>542512371
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPOOKSHACK WERE ALL MEANT TO BE MANATOS SEX SLAVES HOW COULD THIS BE??? ALL THE ART I SAW ON TWITTER AND REDDIT HAS TO AMOUNT TO SOMETHING!!!!

>>542512380
Get in line

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCzUV95VIEI
What did we think of Lucia's EP

>Yixuan has all of one team you can play her with
Grim future for her defenders.

>>542512597
i dont hate her, shes a bit cute but shes not someone i wouldve rolled for otherwise
>On her weapon banner.
damn

>>542512383
looks cool
it has hackerman vibes

>>542512418
>if i dont really care about her?
no but she's the best way to buff him by far unless you have lighter and orphie so you should somewhat care about her at least for meta reasons
>also can i get his wegine on her banner?
from her weapon banner yes

>>542512418
That depends, how much do you dislike Lucia? She's pretty much his best support, so unless you really hate her, there's no reason to skip.

>>542512641
Even a monkey would have learned by now KEK

>>542512539
>The moment a new homo came along the Manato xhes instantly jumped ship
Classic, it's why I fucking love to make them rage over Shifu, lmao
A bunch of fucking clowns.

>>542512224
Ignoring them has devolved into a collective melty, there is no real way around it

>>542512678
whimsical kino

>>542512379
Senior Fufu I kneel

im comitting my war on adult women, only
MEN
and
CUNNY PUFFY VULVA LOLIS
for me from now on

>>542512371
These retards like to deny it, but pairing girls with Wise is shipping too. Rangeban anyone who ships.

>>542512684
> When another character in your squad is a Stun, Support, or Defense character:
It's not hard to slot her in a team.

>>542512371
Total Cuck Death, rangeban cucks

>>542512878
haha I get it, it's a reference to horse king who does exactly that due to his severe mental illnesses

>>542512678
I like the EP but I really dislike how it clearly used her previous bust and ear sizes
I'm 100% sure that ears size revert will be a mod day one so it's not really an issue but it still feels like false advertisement

>>542512789
>I like to make them rage
Who? Everybody has calmly accepted Shifulete being pretty mediocre of a character by now.

>>542512043
Cope
>>542512167
I'll probably get Lucia (Komano is on her banner anyway) but I don't know if I should also get Orphie.
>>542512231
Well, I'm doing the returning player quests right now so I'm definitely not joking. I reinstalled for Banyue.
>>542512558
I have the premium Lighter-Hugo-Lycaon team, I don't want to move Lighter away from that team.

542512539
>At least the waifufags are loyal.
I don't see any Janefags, Piperfags, Zhufags, Ellenfags posting recently. Where'd they go? They don't even use their "waifus" in DA anymore. Bitch ass.

>>542512978
TRY NOT TO SPAM ANY FUCKING SCAT OR CP TODAY YIXUANSCHIZO AKA HORSEKING AKA SUMDING

>>542512539
Who are you quoting? I'm still rolling M6W5 Manato and I'm still skipping Ban.
>Not even caring at all that the homo they've been spamming here for months on end, like he was the second coming of Jesus, is getting directly powercreeped one patch after release
What do you expect me to do, my dude? He's an A-rank, he's meant to be powercrept, it was just a question of time. Best I can do is hope that Ban's ball works on Manato.

>>542512156
*SMOOOCH*

>>542512737
>>542512748
thanks, i dont dislike her just not my favourite character. only have 18k polys and want to get yuzuha on her rerun and zhao + her wegine and mindscapes so don't want to break the bank on an a rank.

>>542512907
Wise is literally me

>>542512941
>Toriga and the Champion don't trigger their passives with her
It's shit, DOGSHIT even

>>542512785
>>542512907
basically this

shifulette spammer posts cp when xhey get too mad

>>542512678
I found it charming, like her demo. Good stuff.

Notice how @sumding also known as the Filipino cuck starts squealing and trying to blameshift whenever you point out he is a fucking cuck mad at self inserting.

>>542512808
chuuuu~

Sons of Kino was never this controversial.
2.0 was bad for our game.

>>542513108
raj...

>>542512395
The belly button is too erotic

>>542513218
nice try horsenigger, don't spam your CP when yixuan gets mogged by banyue okay?

>>542513097
>so don't want to break the bank on an a rank
If you just want to do his trust quests, you can grab his free copy from one of the events.

>>542512371
Nyes, I am nyoticing the damage control

>>542513108
I could say the same
>lighter is literally me
And ship the Calydon girls with Lighter, but that? That's cuck behavior at its finest.
This game isn't like BA or Nikke, Wise is a stablished character with his own personality, boring as fuck, but a personality nontheless.

>Dating elements in the game
>(You) pandering
>DON'T SHIP

>>542513262
Well it's all about horsey samepagging, xhe just chose 2.0

It really is that easy to make cucks seethe uh?

how good would our threads be when ever shizo buzzword is bannable on site? And I'm talking EVERY schizo buzzword talking nonsense

>Equine Marshall
>Metro manila
>Sumding
Can we bring a fourth king in here to finish it?

>>542513141
Horsepedo got so autistic and angry that it actually edited this pic.

Food for thought.

>non-VH level
>not being nerfed to death
>also male
L M A O
you fags never fucking learn

Le heckin' wholesome quirk chungus with her doggo (formerly puppers)

Fill Fufus tiger cunny with hot spunk
Fill shitposters with hot lead in their brain stems.

>>542513424
you post includes multiple schizo buzzwords

>>542513509
Cute and canon couple

Stop pushing them guys, Yixuanschizo AKA SUmding AKA HORSEKING aka NICOLEPAG aka WORMSCHIZO will start spamming CP and scat again

>>542513307
>horsey calling others horsey
Aaand that's the trademark move
Thanks for finally confirming it

>>542513456
KEK

>>542513527
horsey... she flopped and Yixuan succeeded

>>542512678
Kino music, but the inclusion of Ethereal TCG triggers my autism.

>>542513472
WIFE

Please post more Lucia and Yidhari

>>542513596
stop spamming CP again in /gig/ horseking aka yixuanschizo

>>542513456
hi i'm the second ip replying to this schizopost

>>542513016
I fucking wish there was a boss I could use Ellen on. Miyabi ruined all Ice weak bosses. Hopefully Yidhari will fix that.

I use her in SD for the first clear though. Did 7th too but it's been overwritten by a real team.

>>542513620
nice try sumding, nobody is fooled, your IP is stained with CP and your hard-drive too

I love my Shishou

>>542513456
>If I edit a semenjak with my boogeymans, I will win!!!!!

this whole thread smells of a raid, like those losers who come and spam
>GUYS LOOK POOPDICK SCHIZO OMG YOU DONT KNOW THEM???? ITS POOPDICK SCHIZO
>what? let me just discuss ZZZ in a thread related to the gam--
>OH NO ITS POOPITY SCHIZO HES HERE TOO LMAO HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT A NEWFAG KEK

Stop this jesus fucking christ I DONT CARE about your random namedropping raid

>>542513743
I do too, can you stop spamming CP when she loses though? Horseking?

>>542513591
>>542513596

>>542513730
oboljeet poster, please ignore

>Yixuan avatarnigger was the CP poster mad at Ban-yue
you learn something new every day

S11 absolutely does NOT deserve a buff not right now

>mindbroken by Jane
>mindbroken by Astra
>mindbroken by Yixuan
I wonder if horsepedo's rage at adults has something to do with its mental age being below 10.

>>542513779
he's namedropping himself (got exposed multiple times)
it's a part of his MO

/zzz/ There's sumding wong

>>542513141
>>542513456
Oh no no no no no horsey, you thought spending 30mins on Microsoft Paint would own the incelchudselfinserters????!!!!

>>542513835
horseking.. thanks for not posting CP in wuwa today

THE HORSE HAS ENTERED THE THREAD
I REPEAT YIXUANSCHIZO IS GOING FUCKING NUCLEAR

She won.

>>542513835
>>542513881
My fucking sides LMAO

>yixuan poster
>does nothing but post YX
>somehow this warrants a melty
I don't get it

>>542513779
unironically i think it's just one guy pretending to be many people mad at this horse boogeyman

>>542513779
2.0 is dogshit so shitposting ramped up over the course of a year

can you guys take your schizo back? he's spamming CP in /hsr/ again

mibi

>retards thinking that Banuye is ripping of Zenyatta
>he's ripping off Asura's Wrath instead
And that's FUCKING BASED

>>542513984
People say mean things about Mary Xue.. She must be defended!

This melty over Yixuan is reaching Astra levels from the good ol days

>>542513984
>Does nothing
Yeah I wish Shifu would. She's fucking obnoxious.

>>542513779
idk man I really wish I could filter posts on my mobile

I genuinely think they should ditch the temple management chore and most of the weekly chores from this game. Implement skip tickets, get the siblings back to Random Play, and forget the temple ever exists

>>542513835
>>542513881
KEKing IRL

>>542514049
Please don't bait the scat poster

>>542514021
>cp
he's the /gig/ schizo then, retard. Take it to them

>>542514114
sniiiiiiiiiff

>>542514025
true

>>542514049
Astralyn lesbianposting was quality compared to whatever this is

Genshin keeps laughing at us for how badly slopfufu flopped.

>>542514114
Oh my goodness.

Will you guys call me a worm for rolling for Banyue :(

I listen to the Oblivion soundtrack while I browse this thread filled with NPC's running their AI-jeet auto shitpost software.

>>542513984
I just like posting Shifu
That's it

>>542514049
Oh yes, because the retard spent weeks spamming yurishit of AstraxEvelyn only for both to end up being harem pander as usual

>>542514243
Delightfully devilish.

>>542514249
>>542514264
HORSE
GOD
PLEASE STOP SPAMMING CP

>>542514191
>>542514264

is this a raid?

>>542514210
Soon Genshinfags will recreate the entire ZZZ combat with parry in their game.

>>542514249
can you stop posting her 18 hours a day tho?

cool robot

>>542514342
probably

>>542514332
NICOLEPAG AKA SUMDING AKA YUXIANSCHIZO AKA WORMPAG
STOP SPAMMING CP

>>542514049
Astrannies never refuted this btw

>>542514342
it's just regular old SEA hours

>>542514049
It can't be topped with Ridu Date being cute and canon

>>542514152
>>542514240
don't open zhao with no pants

>>542514342
where are the jannies when we need them so that this obvious samefagging from 1-2 anons can be wiped away

They called me a fool when i skipped Yi Xuan and rolled Fufu
Looks who is laughing now!

>>542514421
kek Billychad gottem

chuu~

>>542514264
>mfw xe tried the same thing with Manato x everyone
>praying something would stick
>Manato's a housewife instead with (You) pandering
No wonder xe's having a meltdown

In case anyone is wondering, this is a consensus pro Banyue thread. Please direct any negative comments you have about him to reddit.

>>542514401
>Listing all xher boogeymans
QUICK MORE PEANUTS

>>542514421
trannies can't argue the HRT destroyed their brains, they'll just keep saying it doesn't count or whatever.

>>542513984
I simply explain that she has a personality and that her gameplay has depth, this is a meltdown apparently. I'm not even the only poster, there are 3 more I think 2 currently here

>>542514614
STOP SPAMMING SCAT AND CP HORSEKING

>>542514552
Holy shit

ive never spent any money on this game
i 9 star every DA
i fap to yanagi only

thread is extremely low quality rn

>>542514490
I wonder how sweaty it gets down there.. SNIFFF

>>542514552
He should go back

>>542514635
>Yixuan has a personality
This is true, but unfortunately it's the personality of a brick homie,

*opens thread*
*throws banana into the enclosure*
dance monkey dance

>>542514401
>>542514614
>>542514552

>>542514815
sorry about the infamous fufu flop, horse...

>>542514803
S-rank male announced and he looks good, we haven't hit dicks getting spammed yet and only 30 mins of pizza earlier.
We're doing alright.

>>542514851
horse...

>>542514851
How WHITE must I be to mindbreak flips like this?

there should be a rule "No frogposting outside of /pol/", like they have one for ponies

AYAYAYAYAYA YAYAYAYAYAYA

We need elemental reactions in this game. Otherwise older agents are just useless and waiting for buffs.

how funny would it be if somehow a janny does their job and IP wipes the 1-2 schizos here so their deleted posts can be laughed at?

>>542515002
I haven't seen a good frogpost in like 7 years, they got completely taken by jeets.

>>542514635
True . Shifu when she's not being a stoic is fun. Too bad they don't lean on her fun part much since she's hung up by her incoming tribulations

>>542514825
thanks for the banana bro

>>542514815
I lover how she approaches her different relationships, and I find her funny dry bits actually funny. I think the devs really put care into that.

>>542515060
the proxy they use to ban evade from russia and malasyia randomizes ips it doesn't work that way.

>>542514692
>>542514814
>>542514851
Xe sat here for days spamming

>>542515096
sex

>>542515154
Damn this is what the average poster here looks like?

>>542515152
Bruh

>>542515154
The brown man is right. He has the wisdom of the sea

>>542514249
>That's it
>Posts modded black porn in /v/
Yixuantroon...

Who is having a melty again?
Thought you assholes would shut up considering Banyu is being universaly praised and liked?

>>542515195
Every post attached to your images is a shitpost without exception.

>>542514973
Kek xhe really holds xher grudges

>>542514249
That's not the only thing you post. You love black dicks too.

Who will be Banyue's teammates?

There's billions of us

>>542515373
You cannot be this retarded about MD5s
>>542515376
I mean, doxxed to hell and back gotta entail something, rent free I guess

Fufu should have been Banyue's cunny sidekick

>>542515362
Guess what kind of people don't like the fact that a male character is being universally liked?

>>542515056
Ah ring mah bell
Ah ring mah bell

>>542513470
Hugo only received buffs during his beta, while Miyabi received a lot of nerfs.

>>542515362
that's why Yixuanschizo is melting down, xhey feel threatened by a
1. Man
and
2. Powerscaled by new Ruptures
They're afraid to feel the presence of the shitposting they've done for the last 4 months over Yixuan in the story and sales.

>>542515373
>frogpost is a shitpost
Camping the archive for this

>>542515461
Fufu + Lucia or Orphie or Lighter

>>542515637
meds troon

>>542515629
Amazing. I have none of those characters.

>>542514490
I want to get her fur all sticky
https://files.catbox.moe/n8owm7.png

>>542515637
It's how xhe operates
At least it's easier to tell it's xhim

@/u/the_horse_king
if you keep advertising ju fufu, you can save her from the humiliation of being a gigaflop.
yes, you. you are the chosen one. don't forget to check this message for any sign of your enemies...

>>542512207
Pray for skins

>Yixuan is going to lose her spot and glory to Ban-yue and Ye Chungus
>Our local schizo might finally kill themselves

I find it funny Bejita is voicing Banyue

>>542515804
you can pull orphie rn and lucia isn't out yet bwo

>>542515814
god I can't wait for her

How did Banyue win so bigly?

Soon

>>542515637
>Instant lashout >542515707
LMEOW

>>542515804
fufu is getting a rerun and lucia is about to run

Reminder that if not for our Shifu Yuzuha would have died and Spook Shack would have disbanded so we wouldn’t have had a summer event. Make sure to thank Shifu today!

>>542515965
sniff

MC hate (specifically Wise)? Hates (You) pandering? Hating every agent, females especially that (You) pander? Crackships that get nothing in-game? Being an unironic cuck?
This is the spamming schizo that's behind it >>542514552
>>542515152

>>542515909
I hope so.

>>542515909
Good. Shifutroon is so fucking annoying

Why can't they make more bosses like Palicus? It's easily one of ithe best bosses so far, and you can even skip the third phase transition if you manage them carefully

>>542515945
>>542515992
No, I meant I don't have them cause I don't like them, especially orphie and lucia.

Still rolling for zenyatta though, so I'll just cope with the A ranks.

>>542512101 (OP)
Lulu cute

>>542515965
Only more 100 days! 2026 at the earliest!!

>>542514097
>temple management
I never did it. How many chromosomes are locked behind it?
I agree. Random Play is more sovlful.

>>542515909
Horsey confirmed to be a scatfag by himself >>541869285

The Shifucord raid today has been kinda weak, Ban-yue must be really cool for it to be this hard to find a shitposting angle to spam the thread with.

>>542516015
thanks shifu

>>542513472
Oh she's really coming off like a smug little sister.

>>542516169
>literally complaining about the lack of shitting in games
I am done

>>542516015
Ou fvarking heroine...

Hugod rerun

>>542515154
you don't need to attach a picture of yourself to your posts. every time you express your fear of male characters you make it clear enough that you're a brown manlet.

>>542516169
Have you seen a toliet in New Eridu?

>>542516156
Quite a lot, and you must do it if you want to unlock cosmetics. It's a damn boring minigame chore.

>>542516169
>>542516269
OH NO NO NO NO

Leave a 5 star review call rep 2493 Dialyn~

Burnice Demara

Your thoughts?

>>542513753
>>Yenless Yen Zero

>Frog and wojak posting is a sign of quality content now and not the death of higher use of intelligence in /v/
Worst offense in this thread.

>>542516159
Cutie

>>542516169
I kinda wana see the video they're talking about that sounds interesting.

my main team will be yixuan, miyabi, and banyue (all m0w0).

>>542516169
>>542516269
What the fuck

>>542512412
>Can block red attacks
>defense characters can't

>>542516315
Nicole is a meat toilet if I’ve ever seen one

>posting dead kids
Shiptrannoid self-inserter yumeworm meltdown!!

>>542512101 (OP)
Don't roll for Lucia

Wu

>>542514242
The only wormy characters are Seth and Hugo.
Hugo could have gotten away with it too, but they decided to make him a dindu, which meant there was nothing to counteract the wormness. Sad.

The worst part about horsetroon is that xhe sits her all day
Like you can throw peanuts all day but at the end xhe will keep samefagging

>>542516464
if a frog jpeg is attached to the post in this thread it's usually just the one schizo nicolepag

>>542516571
Wost

>>542516583
Rentfree lmao

>>542516429
She looks similar to someone I know...

>>542516571
I won't. I'm saving my poly for jinny's alter

I love my autistic, but strangely perverted wife!

>>542516169
they mindbroke you if you started searching archives to crosslink

>>542516517
I am speechless, but it just makes sense.

>>542515340
Yi Xuan schizo is also the astra evelyn cuck spammer? Kek

All this chaos just cause they made an S rank buff robo male

>>542516269
KEKYPOW

erm what's happening?

>>542516653
hi nicoleschizo, any scat or cp today?
you did last thread, but not this one good job!

>>542516726
I said it last thread, white videogames don't have this probem we scream at the devs not eachother.

He won.

>>542516783
brown raid

>>542516427
Wife

>>542516783
somebody poked the yixuanschizo and they posted cp last thread, melting down for like 8+ hours now over banyue

>>542516571
Why not

Wa

>"they"
We don't use tranny pronouns /here/

>>542516583
horsey just let it go, not everyone is one person

>>542516830
and Yixuan losted bigly

so all this off topic shitposting is happening just because some shitty Zenyatta rip off's beta took place today?

>>542516893
hi nicoleschizo again, please no more CP okay?

Wonned

>>542516893
You forgot to attach your shifu pic

>>542516823
and tell them what?

>>542516941
>shitty Zenyatta rip off
zenyatta wishes he was half as cool as banyue

>>542514242
Depends on how much bara banyue art is getting spammed in the thread at the time

>>542516941
yeah the waifupags are sneeding again big surprise

>>542516019
Oh hey that's me.

>>542517005
to fix the fucking game
fucking rito can suck my ass
blizzard is dead
valve release a fucking game
Bethesda... kys/

We're rolling for Banyue here right?

Oh shit i'm sorry, didn't know there was a war going on here

>>542516951
Daughter

>>542516941
bro the reason doesnt matter, they (or he, idk) just want an excuse to spam

I am the uma person.

I’m more worried about Ye being physical rupture and doing the exact same thing Meebs did and force all ice bosses to be designed around her damage so characters like Ellen can’t compete. I am worried about my Alice and Jane.

>>542516974
Canon tits btw

>>542516974
I need a S rank Nico that looks like this

>>542516681
Sneed looks like THAT!?
Sneedskipperbros, wtf we lost!

>>542517151
brown waifupags vs homochads
cunnyGODS sitting victorious in the corner, they already got Dialyn and Zhao and Idols this year.

>>542516783
Certain notorious shitposter meltdown
Everyone got tired so now he is samefagging to keep an image

Orphie~

>not a single Yixuan when he started posting frogs and nicoles
Strange coincidence innit?

>>542517151
>War
We are just collectively shitting on the cuck, but it seems he likes toilets so I wonder if it will deter him.

Do we know how many pulls you need to blow for Vivian's swimsuit?

>guy spams scat when he has a melty
>surprised he's in fact, an actual scatfag
You are dummies

>>542517230
I need a S rank Nico that looks like this
>>542517308
180 across the next two patches

Males won.
Troons lost.

Can the Orphie banner end now? No one would complain if we just skipped ahead..

>>542517296
Stop nyoticing

Banyue is going to say, “You too can be a hero” and everyone will clap btw that’s why they spent 500k on Sabat

>>542517308
180 iirc, across the whole of 2.3 and 2.4

>>542516169
>>542517362
KEK

>>542517180
my only phys dps characters are a lvl 1 billy and a lvl 1 kot, so I hope Ye is a mega busted phys rupture

>>542517137
I'm considering it, but I want to know if he's clunky

>>542512371
Bro there is a known free proxy site
Not even mods can stop horse from melting down over Astra or Yi Xuan

>>542516941
Some mentally ill people genuinely thought ZZZ would stop releasing male characters and turn into Snowbreak only for Seed to flop harder than Lighter and Hugo, while Banyue is praised to high heavens. It's not about shitty Zenyatta clone it's another episode of gender wars.

>>542517365
>2.3 is Yid and Lucia
>2.4 is Dial Up and Banyue
>2.5 will likely be a double hitter with Krampus Zhao and VH Shungus
Fuck me I'm about to get raped right in the wallet.

>>542517296
He spammed Yixuan for hours and it died the moment the (other) shitposting started.
Don't think about it too hard.

>>542516571
Chisa won
Krampus lost

>>542517524
In what way? He looked pretty smooth in the beta showcase.

>Lucia only 8% stronger than A-rank Panda

Is Lucia the biggest scam banner in Hoyo history? All her power is in her sig engine

>>542517609
why is he brown

>>542516890
Our next banner is a male

>>542516993
>If I vaguely omit the part where literally only the nicole and yixuan fags whined about him, i can shift the agenda

When do we leave Waifei???

But the Yixuan poster is not a cuck, falseflag better.

>>542517296
You can literally scroll up and see that's not true

Have we blown our loads yet?

i was promised mixed toilet and i got no toilet at all...

>>542517609
How much is 10k Dennies again? It'd be the easiest to compare it to real life noodles and Waterfall noodles, right?

If Banyue sells more than Seed that means Seed sr would have sold more than new Seed which means Flopra will objectively and irrefutably be proven to be a mistake.

>>542517248
>cunnyGODS sitting victorious in the corner
I dont know how I keep winning without doing anything. Im happy though

>>542517723
so wisepags can self insert realistically

>>542517748
Next June or July

>>542517816
no i still have 800 pulls

Wait a minute… if Dialyn is a stunner and Ye/Banyue are main DPS that means Zhao is going to be a support or off field rupture subDPS

>>542516974
YES

Any fanart of Lucia doing goat things like scaling sheer cliffs or something?

>>542517709
>>Lucia only 8% stronger than A-rank Panda
that's not even remotely true
>>542517921
Obol has 3 on-field attackers

I was assuming Shung was going to be the fire rupture. So what is she gonna be now? Phys rupture?

I found my old pull list. Turns out I didn't pull for any of them.

Mindbroken, no, MINDRAPED

>>542517826
Flora was fine but they should have been serparate characters. The current Seed ult should have been a combo attack between the two characters.

>>542517820
You don't even use toilet saar, go to the usual street

Firefly GODS are laughing at our puny little sales figures... especially banyue's worst-banner-in-history forecast...

>>542517748
When morale improves.

>>542518021
No. Lucia is not popular.

>>542518021
None so far, and i'm regularly patrolling the zzz tags,it's mostly generic with some meme art

And now that the dust has settled. How did Obol,a faction that was teased with S11 in 1.0, flopped this badly?

>>542517913
whats this ? a cutted off tentacle ?? wat

>>542517524
I thought she was going to get more DAMN Pukeko memes because of this sillly bird

>>542518125
>pag got so mad he had to look up the archive
MINDBROKEN LMAO

>>542518162
i will invade your country and shit in your streets how about that eh?

>>542518125
>More than 900 posts of seething at a fictional self-insert
Guh-DAMN

>>542518242
something your mother should have used

So what the fuck will the customer service agent do to compare to Asura kino? Did they seriously put more effort in a male character??

How does it make you feel your game will never be as trans-friendly and autogynephile-catering as wuwa?

>>542518125
For free btw

>>542518278
Why would you want to invade philippines?

>>542518081
there's one with two other goats (zani and ganyu), but I don't have it saved

>>542518021
Existed since day 1 and was even posted here

>>542517548
Damn, Caesar is so strong...

>>542518125
Kill that retard already

>>542518125
>900
Damn

>>542517826
oboljeets are a mistake

>>542518359
>Not being able to disassociate fictional characters with yourself (like a normal person) and look at a hot girl's cleavage, because of some twitter tranny's spin on it
That sounds extremely gay on the upmost level

Saggers

>>542518278
>i will invade your country
dream more saarjeet
only thing you are invading are the train tracks once you get enough of your worthless existence

>>542518492
>he thinks it's one person

>>542518125
Time frame?

>>542518245
zoom zooms don't know about that meme

>>542518585
uuhhhh

>>542518585
ASTRA'S SAGGY TITS IN MY MOUTH
SUCKING ALL THE MILK IN THOSE TITTIES DRY

>>542518585
How do I explain this to my boss?

>>542517708
I'm curious how things like his half-circle motion and various inputs will feel to use during a fight. Could be cool, but I won't know for sure until I try it.

I just want the story to be good again.

>>542518023
Calcs say it is true

>>542518585
uuummm

>>542518296
>>542518378
>>542518492
>>542518501
>Thinks 900 times is too much over a full year
Hmm....

>>542518239
Happens when devs get taken to genshin and nudevs attract subhuman tourists like you while making their real playerbase leave

>>542518585
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten

>>542517548
NTA, but if I were you I'd wait a little before gloating about how "well" Banyue is going to do
even if he was the best character in existence he won't sell shit unless the player base goes up

>>542518774
that's more than 3 times a day

>>542518585
Not posting your blacked modbeast today huh?

>>542518859
>Actually pretends only one person can use an insult
Grim

>>542518821
I'm not saying Banyue will sell, I'm saying just the thought of a male character being well-received by the predominantly waifu playerbase instead of getting scrapped is enough to send certain types of people into complete meltdown.

>>542518746
Some Action games had those kind of inputs so it's not difficult to implement unless the devs are stupid and make it more convoluted than in needs to be

>>542518296
>>542518501
Half of the deleted ones have scat attached
>>542518604
Let's use his other boogeyman, Caelus to get that data.

>>542518585
I can see them.

>>542518239
I suspect that Sanby being mid hurt it, along with ZZZ as a whole. Like a lite version of the Dehya Incident in Genshin.

>>542518568
Only trannies would like to look at tits from this POV you faggot

>>542512101 (OP)
I hate this artist and his "le funny meme face" gimmick.

Can you just run ban with lighter and astra? really dont wanna get lucia

Why did nobody tell me that Lucia EP is such a banger??

>>542519234
Unc is saying while playing zzz deadass

>>542519110
>1054 times, since 2023
Well it seems Wise managed to mindbreak him so bad to the point that despite being released way later than HSR, Wise managed to attain a similar number of mentions.

What do we think of this?

>>542519249
Absolutely. Astra is universal, and Lighter will never be bad for fire/ice since he simply shreds.

>>542519249
>dont wanna get lucia
then don't, bro...

>>542518821
Anon, the ZZZ team clearly has a different bar of success. They dont give a shit if a character sells only 2 million. Like seriously, theres no way in hell they thought SEED would sell but they still released her in the state shes in and even announced anby buffs to give people even less of a reason to pull SEED

>>542518081
phys rupture or attack

>>542518125
>>542519314
Damn

>>542519249
you need orphie(or pulchra or burnice) to activate lighters passive

>>542519315
I think you're gay for saving it

>>542519472
orphie babe, when you said your brain is slow i didn't think it was like this... i already told you i got 5 of them...

>>542519314
>You share social media, games and discussion spaces with these kind of people
No wonder gacha spaces are cesspools.

>>542519315
What is he hiding inside that bulge?

>>542519314
Actually same posts, scary shit

Do you guys EPR with each other like /bag/?

>>542519618
his balls

>>542519646
Because the state of the game is laughable like Blue Archive

>>542519619
This IS xher life, that's the worrying part

>>542519196
This.
People might not want to admit it, but Anby singlehandedly killed Obol (despite not even being part of it). Her being bad, straight up unfun to play AND a bad deal investment wise (no new events or hangouts) pushed most players aways from the aftershock team, so both Trigger and Pulchra were DoA
after that Seed and Orphie released, one who needed at least Trigger (which no one rolled) and the other who completely revolved around aftershocks. and that's not even mentioning the Sanby buffs might have deterred some of the few aftershock players about getting Seed
>tldr. One bad character can kill and entire team archetype

>>542519407
Uuugh my polys are moving on their own…!

>>542519646
Hell nah nigga, if i started asking for stocking pics from here, i'd be terrified of gazing upon a bloated corpse looking leg, yall too mentally ill to care of yourselves

>>542519271
I liked it

>>542519314
>hsr too
So this is his power...

Obol flop

>>542519574
And one more, right??

>beats the shit out of fufu for no reason
Banyue suffers from cute aggression

>>542513753
hi dad

>>542519964
Ackshually the anti-male MC information came from a /gig/ archiveschizo, the nicolefag proceeded to dox him /here/ afterwards

>>542519315
looks like a hoodie tied around the waist. very urban

>>542519461
but I thought sales were everything? the devs clearly like Seed since she got a bunch of trailers and the best agent story in the game so far

>>542518125
>nicoleschizo samefagged this entire post
atleast 70 of those wisepags are from me, and i just added one

>>542519791
Absolute nonsense, Seed flopped because she is a trash character and Orphie flopped because we only have 1 aftershock DPS and the average player doesnt know that Anby's buffs are great

Does gilded Orphie have any energy issues?

Thinking of getting Orphie to use with buffed S-11 and skipping the bara male

Banyue looks cool but the only thing I'm not crazy about is Lighter not being able to work with him unless you roll Orphie (not interested lol). Are people just gonna run fufu+lucia like for shifu?

>>542519314
>same trannified writing style from 2023
OH NO NO NO NO @Sumding, your response?

>>542520038
Based Banyue showing useless pedoslop her real place in the temple

I like how banyue bapped jufufu for no reason. A schizo, just like me

>>542520038
He knows she’s the traitor.

Manato now Ban-yue... who will the next mindbreak male be?
Damien?

>>542519592
this is why i come here to shitpost during the couple days leading up to next patch and then disappear for over a month.

they should make this nun outfit for yidahari obtainable

>>542519271
Been telling you all day.

>>542520290
Nobody has or will run fufubrick, Dialyn is the rupture stunner

One swift bap and fufu gets a black eye from banyue. Crazy

>>542520290
you can just use pulchra or burnice bro

who the fuck is sumding, can you retards talk like normal people?

>>542520606
nicolepag blaming his boogeyman and sameniggering his own posts.

>>542518125
>>542519314
How are schizo's like this real? What a sad life

>>542520365
>>542520454
Why did he apologize tho? It was cute aggression, he couldn't control himself. You just know he brought snacks and flowers when apologizing.

Uhhh zenless zone zero?

While we’re (kinda) talking about Obol what are the cope wengines for Seed and Orphie? I got both but no way am I wasting polys with their weapons when we’re getting close to the next VH.

>>542520606
Sumding is a 43yo pag from Manila who spams the threads with scat whenever someone says something he disagrees with

>>542520250
stop the cope bwo

>>542519646
Nah, /zzz/ is boring

My wife

I don't like aftershock

>>542520685
People like that have been /here/ since SomethingAwful.

>>542520770
I choose the Zenful Zone

You just know banyue hates fufu because he's a fake lion and she's a tiger. Romos getting too uppity

>>542520716
So she’ll lower her guard and won’t see it coming the next time he backhands her?

>>542520606
Some dude that shitposts and samefags apparently

>>542520938
He just delivers another bap through the flowers when she lowers her guard and gives them a whiff

>>542520871
Love that artist

Yixuan is a childless 38 year old woman like Yanagi and that's why the trooncord loves to obsess and post as them btw

>>542518125
>>542519314
Literal Subhuman trash
>>542520716
Narrative Tool, they want to paint him as a zenful gentle giant that might slip up because he is strong or some shit like that. Like Komano being a powerwife.

This is the same move from yixuan right? both does the single hand in front gesture while blasting someone. Why isn't he in yixuan's video when the whole yunkui summit got decimated by hollow zero.

>>542521073
Ironic

>>542513753
Go make ur dinner instead of shitposting all day!!!!

>Yixuan and schizoposting starts up when the frogs and nicoles went away
very subtle, yixuanschizo

>>542521091
Astra is not that big

>>542521141
He didn't show up because he was hoping fufu would get decimated

>only likes artits when they draw his veggie homo
Shiptranny is so funny

>>542521201
Not yet, but she will be

i think i remember somebody finding out the frogspammer and nicoles AI jeet poster was the scat person

>>542521141
He was made from scratch to replace Manato after devs realized that releasing limited fags is detrimental to the game.

>542521183
>542521276
I suggest people to start filtering horsey's boogeymans and his lingo, unless you of course want to partake in the peanut throwing

>>542512380
how can asian women even compete

>>542521141
Maybe younger than that? Or not that powerful back then
>>542521146
Nothing ironic about it

>>542521141
>Why isn't he in yixuan's video when the whole yunkui summit got decimated by hollow zero.

I bet banyue randomly baps Zhao too

>>542521238
A real lion wouldnt care about the opinions of a mere tiger.

>>542521262
Hi, honey. What? Don't look at me like that, I cooked dinner last night, its your turn now.

>542521183
>542521341
>1:30min
Foaming at the mouth

Leave Shifulette to me Ban-yue.

>>542521393
Robo lions btfo

>>542520474
Playable Proxy

>>542521435
ur wife is good for nothing and she cant even reach the countertop

>>542521365
>>542521491
LMAOOOO

>>542521385
She's so small that he stomps her.

>>542521492
Ye Fivefanarts...

>>542521379
Banyue has the same VA as Aizen right? What if he was the traitor of yunkui in the past and purposely destroy the clique and now hes working for TOPS after that.

>>542521073
DOGSHITFU

>>542518342
Don't be mean for no reason

Pointy!

Jufufu activates banyue's beast mode programming btw. It's on sight.
>>542521614
All to destroy jufufu, this guy is crazy

>>542521320
I do not like silicone thoughever
>>542521365
Do not make the cuck post shit again, it's kinda comfy now

>>542521668
>Ojou_Sama!

Astrapag melty... uh oh

>>542521742
a common popstar is not an ojou dumbass

>>542521710
>Jufufu activates banyue's beast mode programming btw. It's on sight.
>Seed finding Flora scene except it's Banyue forcibly activating his kill mode to delete her

>posting lewds = melty
Mindbroken

>>542520841
That's a shame, I AGP Burnice

>>542521717
>>542521827
Xhe cannot risk another metromanila mobile carrieer rangeban, xhe has to post safer shit

>>542521807
All because he's insecure about being a fake lion

>>542520052
How did you decide which of the ERPers is the mom and which one is the dad I'm curious

>>542521827
>posting nsfw on a blueboard which is a 3 day if you aren't a ban evading faggot
you are mindbroken indeed

>>542521550
She uses a stool when shes in the kitchen. Its not as cumbersome as you might think.

>>542521162
hi mom

>>542521370
Check this bombshell out>>542521320

We already got the dude shot in plain sight, can we have Banyue ripping Fufu apart for being slop

>>542521827
Go ahead, post some lewds and catch a 3 day, give us a vacation from you.

Zenless zone zero developers set themselves up for failure big time by nerfing Lucia’s ears and then showcasing the big banner for Dialyn and Banyue no way will she sell. No ears no sell. And Yodhari is the worst character ever made nobody likes her plus she is worse than Hoshimi Miyabi the greatest character to ever exist in the universe. Now the next banner will slop flop and plop all over so Banyue has to save the day but he can’t because now Mihoyo gave everyone 150 rolls next patch saving.

>>542519461
>>542520191
You guys are thinking too much it's the recent private server boom that killed Seed and Orphie sales. Why would you pay when you can get them with their mindscapes for free? Alice does not exist on private servers during her release and her sales were fine

>>542521659
sorry i couldn't resist such a perfect opportunity i don't want to upset anons

I just like sharing lewd things, not really a melty

did banyue singlehandedly revive the game and save 2.x

>Post Astra nipples twice
>"OMGH GOUYS IT'S A MELTY, PLEASE STOP SHITTING ON COOCKOLDRY"

>>542521897
feelings, no clear response

Fufu is super cute, I get it

the schizo cries out for attention

>>542522024
Based. No ears = no roll

>>542522085
Tits are based though, did the bullying finally fix xher?

>>542522042
King, are you the same anon that posted Chinatsu lewds awhile back?

Finally this thread is good again

>>542522161
TROOKACOLA

>>542522042
I love Robin but Astra gets my dick harder

>>542521091
I wish I could access the porn...

Banyue chair kino when

>>542522172
I'd grab those ears

>>542522198
Nope. I don't visit often!

>>542522183
>Tits get posted
>Thread quality massively improves
Yeah I would say the KEK got cured.

No hags

>https://streamable.com/zxl2rz
i'm supposed to believe that this absolute unit is weaker than miyabi and yixuan in lore? naaaah bro

>Male characters always utilize real martial arts even the A-rank panda
>Female characters only rely on VFX with barely any martial arts, and their movements are barely choreographed.
Funny how that works

Why are people still pretending Seed flopped?
She's my favorite character I don't understand the hate.

What are the chances they do another relaunch for Shunguang and give 200 pulls

>>542522357
boobs cure everything

>>542522340
This thing randomly beats up tiger thirens for no reason
>>542522360
He only activates his full power when he sees a tiger thiren

>>542522360
we just went through a nuclear yixuan melty for 9 hours can we not poke the schizo again?

I'm sitting on a guarantee and enough rolls to pity

And I am seriously debating if I should just take a break (after I get the free rolls from this patch) and come back when a character I GENUINELY like comes out instead of just throwing what I have at Lucia for bigger numbers

>>542522360
>>542522361
I'm noooticing

is lucia tomorrow or on wednesday

>>542522361
Trying to play this guy hitless with no flashes is gonna be hell, look at the fucking size of that lad, and compare it to how low to the ground some annoying enemies are

>>542522360
I don't see him using magical katana or ink

kek imagine being so mindbroken that you still try to force sneed in every single day

>>542522448
I kneel to Rina's Rinas

>>542522550
He has free parries like YX so probably not that hard

>>542522550
That's why he punches the ground

Astra's boobs are national treasures. Rina's breasts are divine treasures.

Nah the boobs didn't fix shit

>>542522360
Imagine if they made Yixuan vs Miyabi trailer again but with Banyue

>>542521960
Hey

>>542522528
Somebody has been trying SOOOO hard to summon wormschizo, I wonder why

Reminder who is behind the shitposts 99% of the time.

>>542522550
Yeah, there's a reason Genshin enemies are all scaled up even the women.

>>542522360
Females are just naturally stronger in New Eridu (Where Womanity Rises Anew). No matter how much a man trains or works out he'll never measure up to a skinny short girl.

>>542522697
>542522720
Wormschizo and the Nicolefag are his top 1 boogeymans, they probs fucked his ass or something.

>>542522720
This dude >>542519314
>>542518125

The fact is that I really love cat food and when I saw it for the discount in the shop, I was very happy and bought a lot of bags, but the joy did not last long and after eating the bag I began to actively defecate with white anal worms, to solve the problem, I bought a jar of energy drink and upon coming home I began to shove it into the anus, as a result of which, the worms began to crawl out of my ass with small pieces of feces. These worms used my calla lily as a building material. They began to build multi-storey buildings, shops, factories, schools, universities, libraries. The worms had their own currency and had their own "commodity-money relations". The worms in my ass have created their own list of laws and regulations of the society of anal worms in which they live. The community of anal worms in my ass with a bottle of drive divided their society into different worms, where each worm plays a specific role and, directly, is an integral part of this anal worm society. The worms are controlled by my feces. They exchanged feces for food, clothes, paid for services and other useless anally worm things. For the worms, the subject of their success was the presence of my feces in their anally worm purses. Strange worms. The worms began to study in schools, to receive education, to try marijuana, cheap alcohol. When young worms were graduated from anal worm schools in my ass, they had to take exams, choose a university, a specialty. Later, each worm found another worm in my ass, with which they lived for a long time, mated, gave birth to new worms in my ass. Later, closer to the age of 40, each worm was disappointed that he was just a worm in my ass and did not do anything useful in his anal worm life and got drunk. This is how worms lived in my ass. And it all started with the fact that I played Zenless Zone Zero.

>>542522720
>Post mentions horse
>Post mentions worms
Yeah Nicoleschizo is the scat/cp and recently the AI pasta mass reply spammer.
We all fucking know who it is.

>>542513753
Good evening, father

>>542522823
does this mean zhao is the strongest?

>>542522823
But he canonically beats up fufu for fun?