Thread 542544016

>>542455347

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>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
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>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>exam tourney
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Zwcy7KjR3KW9Z32mcmoIol-bb2NTShq9oc25idDbhkg
>registration
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1HWSHp53xNg-zvzTT6DIGXxv48anWV7_a8LDP0r3DM-Q

>arts and crafts tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing
>registration (until November 6th)
https://forms.gle/H9vM46AnCQqFkr4b6
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing

punch nodoka in the face

RIP /mjg/
He never scored.

>>542544016 (OP)
>bocchi the mahjong

>>542544119
horsies!

cmon /mjg/ bros top 32 is reachable...

I'm at work

>>542544145
I'm surprised we don't have any Nodonker mains
I can only think of one anon that did use her and he hasn't in a while

>>542545320
Saki collab was 7 years ago, no anon from that time is still with us.

>>542545320
There is a nodoka anon still here. He plays every league at least

Holy finally, tsuuiisou in yonma.
I'm a retard. I could've gone for a double, because I discarded two haku instead of two pei, but my mind was so full of tsuuiisou I realized it only like 10 minutes afterwards. I'm still happy though.

>>542546434
>two haku instead of two pei
Obviously the other way around, I'm still feeling the aftershock.

>anon that got got chiihou and finished a big score got negative in his 2nd game
>(A * B)

>>542547383
morikawaayako-6.png

>>542547383
what was his name?

QUEUE

>>542547383
ohnononono
hahahahaha

>>542548871
It's negative EV for me to queue the rest of my games

>Online: 6
queue pls

The homework situation is CRAZY

I am going to stop queueing, and a game will start within 2 minutes of me leaving. Just like last time.

>>542550305
Okay hes gone guys, we can queue

odds queue for math tourney
evens try again at round 3
0 play something else

Mahjong!

>3
I'll continue watching Columbo and call it a day.

>>542545320
I would've felt obligated to main Nodoka but her emotes are so bad. I became a character-hopping whale instead.
I just can't main someone with F-tier emotes.

>wake up
>eat
>coom my brains out
>eat
>coom my brains out
>go sleep
>repeat until death

>wake up
>turn alarm off
>go back to bed
>wake up again
>post amaekoromo-0.png
>go to work

>>542552801
I'm spectating.

uhhh Saintbros?

>>542552923
>adept S+
expose this botter

>>542552923
>>542552996
nvm it's a 3 hand game lel

doko

>>542552923
collusion?

>>542553731
Oh absolutely dead to rights

>>542553731
reset and go next probably

>>542553889
On East 2????

>>542553731
100% collusion

>>542554293
time's running out

These two tourneys are cursed

WWYD best 3 no limit tourney format no significant streak at risk.

Koito big win

>>542554465
>people giving every possible piece of personal information to the antichrist of their own volition every single day
>"yeah, but, you know, there's this new magic camera, it sees you when you goon"
just shut up already

>>542553731
Report them unironically

>>542555747
Just shove.

>>542555848
Tell me all the ways the antichrist is attacking us on a daily basis, I want to fight it.

>>542555747
The wait is 5-8p, I fold with 5s

>>542556394
>4k
>240x240

>>542555747
2s

What a week, huh?

>>542556289
The antichrist wants you to become a slave to your own desires, trading all the potential you have to do any constructive work for cheap dopamine shots. Do the opposite, learn to appreciate how satisfied you can be from achieving something.

>>542557013
What if my achievements are derived from making other people slaves of their own desires?

>>542555747
Push, dealer dora 2 ryanmen isn't worth giving up in this format

>>542557106
Then you're in league with him, because this is basically how the antichrist works.

>>542555747
He has a whale riichi stick, this is a guaranteed deal in. Try to mawashi back into tenpai by cutting 2s-1s.

>>542551591
Joke's on you, I was merely pretending to go to sleep. I knew you shmucks would start q'ing.

I'm the antichris.

>>542557162
also ittsu takame, for me that's a no-brainer push

>>542557193
So what am I supposed to do?
If I don't achieve something I'm a slave.
If I do achieve something I desire I'm the antichrist.
No third option exists either. Now what?

I will defeat this brutish gamer. En garde, Hibikek. Thy punishment is at hand.

>>542553731
Of course, it's a tohsaka.

>>542557506
luv me ichihime

Antireddit more like

>>542557948
That's a Yuzu dealing in on purpose.

>>542557658
Mmmmh... maybe tomorrow. It's getting late here.

Owari da...

>>542558232
The 3p ((fold)) doesn't make any sense either, nyagger's hand reeks of honitsu, 9m and the witch would be in tenapi.

it's raining heavily outside, I missed this outstanding comfiness

>>542558659
https://youtu.be/K05fpPhafw8?si=HkWV77V9R2Jjd_8-

>>542558659
no it's not

>>542555747
tsumogiri for shit and giggles

Everyone that isn't on my friendlist is either a newfag or a nigger.

>>542555747
>>542557575
the thought was that pushing 0p against that would make the two fold too hard, but expertkek doesnt afraid of Anything.
>>542556429
madness.

>>542559245
Got the wrong suit, close enough.

>>542559245
I don't care if the other two fold, it's a fight between me and the riichi guy anyway.

>>542559245
You would have won if you were a pussy and forced a wait on 4p.

doko

>only 1 anon in the top 32
It is over.

>>542555747
Show us the mortal analysis of this push.

>>542560104
Most honest community in the west.

>>542560104
And he's not a cheater this time, truly /mjg/'s last hope

StrongestCommunityintheWest

>>542560104
There's at least 3, the brown rage quitter fell out though

>>542561918
>StrongestCommunityintheWest

stop The Count

#StopTheCynthia

Kirin Steve bros, they don't even know he's an anon...

>>542562340
hidoi yo

>>542562018
I only recognize one of them up there.

>snake slut is literally topless in her alt outfit
why is frank riichi city influencing majsoul?

>>542562748
L*****
s****
Nihongo snake

>>542562537
>kirin "steve"
>doesn't even play steve

>>542562990
He won the title with Steve thoughbeit, so he has been claimed by the Steve cabal

>get cucked out of first by baiman tsumo first game today
>ippatsu suuankou E1 on my dealer turn.

It's over for me.

>>542563589
EHEEE

Uh oh.

>>542563589
nyagger

>>542563984
>dim hand

>>542564813
You can't discard the tile you just called.

>>542565000
Says who?

#DoCryCynthia

Majsoul Friends Room 86292(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=86292

Regular room

>>542563589
>he killed Hoshino just to give up

>>542565153
2/4

Forgot image

https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1027092
Mahjong

>>542565153
>>542565415
Still 2/4

>>542565153
3/4

>first game after a star up
>3rd place
>+0
I'll take it

>>542566441
>+0
are you an adept 2

>>542566441
It's impossible to get +0

>>542566505
>>542566513
You can get 30k as third and get around +0

>>542566505
>>542566513
I'm Novice 3

>>542566505
>>542566513
tonpuu

You can't lose rank points as novice

>>542565153
>started

>>542566513
happens all the time in sanma

>>542566812
>>542566924
Not a real game mode

Is gintama good

no

yes

maybe

I don't know

perchance

if you like toilet joke

ask the magic conch

You're not the TO of league now
You're not the TO of league now
You're not the TO of league now and you're not so kringe

alright gonna queue a ranked lets go

>>542568001
perchance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zB3P_l6TPQ

Bravo burkgerkeks

>>542568686
""""""funny""""""

they didnt actually make the cutoff be only 32 people with such a luckshitter format, right?

>>542566513
>>542566505
Do you never play ranked or just enjoy lying? 3rd is ±0 placement bonus everywhere until you reach Celestial, so getting 0 rank points total is just a question of being 3rd with ~30k points, which is perfectly feasible.

What is the minimum amount of games i need to play for the underground secret tourney?

>need a single 1st to qualify
>under 20k
>first dealer turn gone
Tell me coach, what are the odds?

>>542569252
For you? 0

So hags won the tourney. Right? I want us on the front page, maido!

>>542569183
Show me +0 in a jade hanchan right now.

I posted in another board, but you'll never find me, Yui slut.

>>542570648
Nice photoshop

>>542569291
>>542569380
BUT COACH
IT'S S4 WE'RE SO CLOSE

>>542570706
it was /hm/

>>542570706
it was /trash/

>>542544016 (OP)
You're not even close to tenpai.

>actually got in top 32 30 mins before qualifiers ended
we're so back /mjg/ bros

>>542570805
Your haipai is trash

>>542571143
you pushed an anon out

>>542571143
steve is so kool!

>>542570850
>>542570904
No

>>542571373
4han

>>542571317
and the steve kirin anon is about to die too wtf

I spent the entire day gooning and forgot to queue the math tourney

>>542571689
Since no one's queuing you know what to do

>>542571829
Oh okay, back to it then.

When did kana anon get to 17th

That Gintoki pic in the daily sign-in screen is extremely sexual and arousing.

>>542565153
ggs

>>542565153
GG, bros! thanks for hsoting!

>>542565153
ggs

Imagine playing 20 hanchans to not qualify

>>542572016
I know what you mean. The casual glance, those strong forearms, his delectable pecs... makes me feel some type of way...

>>542565153
ggs

6 months of summer over. now time for 6 months of winter

fuck maka
nitpicking loose honors on first discard and being a hater on hands I win doesn't help me

owari da

any cutoff predictions for the math tourney?

>>542572837
4000 uma

We still fight!

>>542572837
It'll be the only 8 folks who finish their games

>>542572909
Reed da rools, you just get -1 for every unplayed game

STOP THE COUNT

Kill all the Steves that aren't me so I can get the monopoly on my waifu.

I can't think of anything to make for the A&C tourney

>>542573719
I'm making eggs

>>542573792
Kagurabros...

>>542573719
you can crossplay

>>542573719
Draw a short comic about the Sprouts council and give all the Sprouts different personalities and visual quirks and make them discuss about something that concerns all Sprouts.

In queue for math tourney

>>542573792
>Sadaharu made it but not Kagura

>>542573792
Man why couldn't the fate collab have outfits like this

>>542573792
is the nyagger included?

>>542574016
>online 2
I don't believe you

Fuck I was this close to qualifying, but got ronned out of my first place in the last round. I only needed one more first place.

>online 1
what killed gimmick tournaments

>>542573792
yjk

>>542574627
the gimmick

>>542574627
-1 is better than playing my remaining game

>>542574627
I haven tbeen able to get a burger hours match since the tourney opened

>>542573792
Gintoki, toki.

>>542573792
Cute nyagger.

>>542574627
the official meme tourney

>>542574627
gimmick to not win always mistake

>>542573792
imagine being bullied by Ichihime

>>542573792
Elizabethbros we're gonna make it

>>542562537
>Kiringe Steve

big anus

>>542489325
>would have made it into top 32 with 102 points minimum had I won this

I messed one of the only important games for my math tourney formula.

>not animated
what went wrong?

>>542575602
Do people actually care about Elizabeth? Isn't she just a joke character?

yeah I'm rolling for all four and buying all four skins

>>542576842
>wrong
Most of the animated skins are just them wriggling around unnaturally anyways. A bit like Jane here.

evens queue for math
odds grinch

>>542577754
reroll for anon

>>542577847
it didn't matter anyway

I made delicious semolina with milk.

I made delicious semen with milk.

I made a poop with milk

>>542576884
This is a comedy manga.

>>542576741
Just tell TO you grinched that specific game so you get -1 for it.

>>542544119
I can hardly understand what she's saying. God, I hate this "cutesy" voice.

>>542556613
The "k" stands for "Koito"

>>542578515
>semolina
Hey I know that one! It's the flour for pasta!

Koito means Love TO

>>542579486
ZETTAI
TO
RENAI

>>542573792
>>542577047
hannafy it

SSi RoK Go 2

TO love ru

>>542579039
I think it's a combination of being ESL and trying to emulate the cute voice that really makes it hard to decipher
at least I think she's ESL...

>>542579874
TLR collab

Lala
Momo
Nemesis
Golden Darkness
Yui

>>542572808
Stop paying attention to the honortism and skip to the diffs that actually matter.
If you’re fixated on the grades just know that a 48 vs 52 choice essentially has no impact.

>>542579039
>>542580121
Anons are you actually retarded? I can understand her just fine.

>>542580761
she speaks with a slight lisp and nonstandard intonation patterns

>>542544119
is this AI voiceover or just good editing?

The Erasure of Ms. Pac-Man

This is what you retards get for watching the videos of other cynthia-posters instead of mine. Perish in ESL hell.

I ran out of Greek Yogurt so I used a melted ice cream bar to mix my protein powder in and it was miserable... Mahjong

Stiletto Snakes: delivering deadly venom without ever biting
cynthia-7.png

>>542580498
not playing unless you include kotegawa

Remember when Cynthia wasn't a laughing stock

>>542582808
No

Welcome @S*** to Hololive Armpit! Please read and react to the post in @rules to gain access to other channels!

aiharamai-0.png

>>542582831
Me neither

>>542544119
>Chinese footbinding
I forgot this actually existed jfc.

murakami deranking stream with nina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idd04RmLyxQ

>>542582831
I'm sorry, WHO are you?

>>542576884
Elizabeth is my joke character

Impressive. 80 Series Toyota Land Cruiser 1FZ Engine Teardown at 343K Miles. From the #goldenera

>>542583234
That's sheentia's best friend who has sex with joseph behind her back

>>542583234
You wouldn't know me

>>542583234
She's the soup lady

>>542583505
I think that's the other red hag.

NO SOUP FOR YOU

Then I shall make soup with the blood of my enemies!

>>542583749
>other red hag
Who??

Then I shall make soup with the Lily of my Kitahara!

b-BWEEEEEEH

Kagura singing compilation (Gintama)
cynthia-7.png

>steve and cynthia spam
Shit thread, let me fix it real quick

>>542584108
#CynthiaDon'tCry

>>542584108
#CynthiaDon'tCry

cute and canon mjs ships
>a37 x reina
>cynthia x joseph
>me x kaavi
>kaguyahime x fat ugly bastards
Anyone else I'm missing?

>>542584306
>haruna x /mjg/ pedophiles

>>542584306
>steve x lily

>>542583960
panther cock

>>542584306
>'biki x me
>'biki x that one other anon

>>542584306
>o x f

I got /mjg/'s only nun mad enough to remove me from friends

>>542584580
She's not red thoughbeit

>>542584662
Don't worry, she has 20 trillion more Steves in DMs taking care of her for you.

>"east only" game
>it extends for so long past south 2 that I have to actively feed somebody their ron tiles just to get the fuck out of it
>up until that point I was +-0 the whole game

>>542584306
>akochan x fat ugly bastards (wealthy)

Grim reminder that reaching M1 is in fact finishing the tutorial and everyone below isn't even a real riichi mahjong player.

>>542585215
>M1
Maybe back in 2021. The cutoff is S2 now.

>>542584306
>ichihime x reddit

>take 1000+ hours for the tutorial
>still suck at the game

Hana is a whore.

>>542585784
#KodomerDon'tKry

When you think about it, /mjg/ is the first lifestyle thread. Literally everything about your life, or interests, or state of the world, is considered on-topic. You don't need another forum after /mjg/.

>>542586765
Life is a game of mahjong, so it's only fair.

Smiling Friends S03E02 Voyage Incroyable Monsieur Grenouile 720p HDTV AAC2 264
cynthia-7.png

>>542586149
>most basic and elementary decisions possible
Please don't tell me someone finds these helpful, they aren't.

>>542587381
another episode already? i'm going to wcoflix.tv

>>542587381
It wasn't that great. It started strong, but they're really overdoing the whole "real life guy appearing in cartoon" gag. Also the bug asking for tech support just wasn't funny.

>>542587636
Spot on, mahjong.

this is a rick and morty general

>watch video
>like it
>use yt.-dlp to download
>error 404 can't find video
I hate this shit

>>542587707
you mean a cool autistic gamer 774 general

/mjg/ - anything but Mahjong general

>>542587746
you need to updoot

The cutoff will always be 4d R1800

>>542587873
what's updoot?

>>542587746
why would you need to download a youtube video and waste harddrive space
you already have a constant internet connection

>>542587924
update

>>542587924
nothing much, how about you

>>542587926
Firstly, it isn't from yt. Second, I won't wait until it gets removed for whatever reason.
>>542587986
I will rape you if this doesnt solve the problem.

TeraHAGi ChiHAGri

>>542588145
Hags won.

>>542587869
We HATE Mahjong here!

two 3rds for murakami
where's the 4th

>>542587873
>>542587986
Prepare your anus! It gives an new error. Before it detected the format, but couldn't find the video. Now it doesnt detect the format correctly. It skip them.

I hate hannah so much it's unreal

Who should I work on bonding as f2p next?
Koito-sama, Drunk, Fake bnuuy or Rhino?
If I roll Gintoki I'll forget about everyone else (but I doubt I'm getting him with 9 scrolls)

Choose well who you will go for. 100% sure the granny rigged the gacha.

>>542588919
niko niko won't what?

math tournament doko

>>542588919
>3 representatives
Strongest west group!

QUEUE QUEUE QQQQQQQQQQQQ
DO YOU WANNA GET FED A MILLION POINTS???

>>542587926
>haha, nothing ever disappears from the internet, just keep everything in cloud(tm), why would you hoard anything? just use streaming services
i hate your kind so much it's unreal

>>542588919
The only one with actual real odds of winning is the Fu Ji anon, but he's going to be devoured by discord saints.

>>542588919
If I didn't work today, I would have kill of some of those guys and ruin their run, but I chose to be a good wagie.

That one zura joke that's repeated 12 thousand times? Never gets old.

>>542589143
and yet, you play mahjong soul, which requires an internet connection all the time and can be shut down by the chinese government at the drop of a hat

>>542586765
>first
I think this is the case for any general that hovers in the sweet spot between 100-150 regulars
big enough to find someone who shares your niche but small enough to avoid community-shattering rifts

>>542589298
You are very smart

>>542589291
DORA JANAI KATSURA DA

>>542589291
This, but unironically!

>>542589291
Zura janai, Steve da!!

QUEUE FOR THE MATH TOURNEY!!!!!

>>542589291
ZURA KAYOOOO

>>542589291
just like our jokes frfr

>>542589291
true true

>>542589376
Steve janai, Frank da!!

>>542589291
Riichi ja nai, Katsura da!

>>542589298
what is your point even

QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

hmm nyo

>>542588919
>we couldn't stop TheCount

>>542588919
Lol this the guy one anon complained rage quitted his match two rounds ago because he said
>this is a guy that won a tourney and alt f4d after dealing into an ippatsu

3/4 math nerds

>>542589836
0.75

>>542589960
roger

>>542589960
wrong

admit it, you're gonna roll for Gintoki/Kagura's parasol, don't you?

>>542589960
yagooey the calculator

look between the tab and w buttons on your keyboard
DO IT NOW

pon dabe!

I refuse.

>>542590235
I'm not eating those breadcrumbs.

Is Hanner from Kansai?

>>542590090
Hmmmm...nyo.

I'm waiting for the Hunter x Hunter collab.

math tournament needs you

>aru fujos
Let me have sex with you.

Want to rolll but don't care about/like the collab

is literally no one playing the math tourney
what the fuck

>>542588919
Alexbros...

>>542590090
>Kagura's parasol
you know it's going to be Shinpachi, the joke is too good to pass up

I will queue for the math tourney in 10 minutes (when my boss goes for lunch).

>>542590569
same
i just want to feel the thrill, it's a shame it's gintama of all things

>>542590572
Hard to queue when the chances of having to play a 2 hour hanchan are significantly higher

A game has started.

Let's make it a 10 hours hanchan, I want to see triple digits honba

See you in 2 hours.

>>542590338
I believe her dialect is called Tsugaru-ben, which is spoken in the north of Touhoku.

>>542591404
I'm ending this hanchan with no honba

>>542591035
NOOOOO

We're already in east 4....

>>542588919
>20

>>542591418
>Hanner speaks the hardest dialect in nipponland

>>542591418
Huh?? She's a Touhou character?

>online 8
Could we get a second game?

>>542591539
is the emote called illya-11 because she's 11?

>>542591539
He's.....ALIVE?!?!?! But how?

>>542591757
Different name.

My hillbilly wife Hanner.

Total furnigger death

>>542592225
based based based

Consensually making mutant babies with Hanner!

This Restaurant for Gamers Wasted $44,981,534
cynthia-7.png

THAT'S RIGHT, COCKSUCKER
GO BACK TO JADE ROOM

I think rage alt f4ing is based

year of the horse is going to be disastrous for the mjs community

>>542592864
I'm coming for you, Cynthia.

>>542592864
UUUUuuuuu Umadacchi!

I'm dead, I can't qualify for the math tournament anymore

>>542593495
not a valid excuse, get your ass to class

>>542591418
I tried looking that up and these people sound nothing like my Hanner

u mama

>>542593957
Ui mama

>>542594068
/JONG/

>>542594351
Anons have currently skipped 5 yakumen rons in this tourney

>>542594470
Gimmick tourneys cause great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit.

Where is Fall League?

YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY I JUST CAN'T SLEEP
I'M SO EXCITED, I'M IN TOO DEEP
CRAZY, BUT IT FEELS ALRIGHT
BABY THINKING OF YOU KEEPS ME UP ALL NIGHT

What compelled someone to create such abhorrent gimmick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LE8jWuOEYk

adult kagura in the collab

>>542595154
Collab? More like co(pe)lab!

>>542595154
>tfw 10 years have passed
>I'm exactly the same character I was 10 years ago but slightly weaker, actually
>meanwhile everyone else is getting mad upgrades, level ups, evolutions and all those things
Feels bad

>>542595154
The jumpcuts in this video really mess with my brain. Are zoomers really unable to handle the 0.5 seconds of no one speaking between lines of dialogue?

>>542596145
it's to avoid copyright, if I recall correctly you can only have 3 seconds per clip without a cut or you get marked

>>542596145
it's to avoid copyright

>>542573792
>all the world's a table

>>542596145
>boomer doesn't know you cannot watch "anime episode part 3/4" on youtube anymore

>>542577047
>outfit name written like an episode title
soul (silver)

>>542573792
I don't understand

>>542577047
Will displaying blood in your ingame icon be meta for playing against squeamish people?

>>542589070
I only see 2 and Wuxia

>>542573792
>All A the Table World's

>>542588489
>>542587746
I think this might be related to youtube rolling out SABR-only formats (their own proprietary format that yt-dlp and other alternative clients can't read yet because it hasn't been reverse-engineered). Not all videos will error out, but more and more will.
For the time being, you can use a command-line argument to circumvent the problem by forcing the android TV streams or something like that. I forgot, so you'll have to google it yourself.
mahjong

>>542596808
--extractor-args "youtube:player-client=default,mweb"

>>542596986
no, wait, i'm retarded, it's now
--extractor-args "youtube:player-client=tv_embedded"
try both

Hackermans.

>>542597065
That's the one I remember.

42 games of mahjong

>>542597272
Was it fun?

>>542597405
It's not me, but looking at the people who didn't qualify despite their efforts while yuzu played 3 games and is top 5 is pretty fun

what's the explanation for why suji pairs come easier for chiitoi?

>>542597605
schizophrenia

>>542597272
playing for ungodly hours straight must be having delirious and broken mind by now.

Is it normal to feel the urge to rape when looking at this?

heyyy cuties

>>542597649
oh... I thought there was an actual reasoning since I saw anons mentioning it a couple times lately

>>542597605
If you've got a pair it's slightly more likely someone or two has the ryanmen inbetween them, so it's also slightly more likely that the suji is in the wall
The probability is negligibly higher

>>542597856
It’s a signature schizo theory from the chiitoi master Tsuchida.

>>542597856
>since I saw anons mentioning it a couple times
when

Tsuchida would unironically be a looper. You know I'm right.

>>542598319
He'd adapt to the meta, make it to celestial, then only post bait wwyds in the thread, all chiitoi related, making fun of digikeks for picking wrong

>>542598251
the answer to this wwyd

I got 3 lbs of sunflower seeds

>>542598504
Isn't that too many seeds? You'll end up as a Xenia.

>>542598504
Nice, I'll bring the beer

>>542596808
Also related
https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp/issues/14404
>having to install node.js or an equivalent to download videos
i hate google

>>542598504
Salted ones?

>>542597559
>celestialkeks getting filtered out
>random retards luckshitting passing
Truly the most skilled format

I got 7 seeds to plant inside of me

>>542598607
It's okay I'm already on my way

>>542598619
Thank you Xenia you aren't actually that fat

>>542598828
Yes

>>542598920
In springtime I grew a magic song

>>542598920
I haven't watched the new spice and wolf..

FOX SEX WHEN?

>>542597605
Do you understand Japanese? This video is about that https://youtu.be/aIssC5E5JQQ

>>542598492
But Uzaku doesn't support chiitoi here?

>>542599339
I don't think it's anything special, just like the original anime. Listen to the soundtrack though since it's still amazing. Spice and Wolf just doesn't work that well in anime format. There's so much of Lawrence's character and other narrative beats you miss out on if you don't read the books. And it's just not as interesting without that.

>>542599339
it's crazy how you barely see any discussions about the remake when the original run was so popular, though idk what changed since I didn't bother with it too

>>542596508
Consider yourself owned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnYlOiUPLPU&list=PLcFHvsSFbZACP-onqOcuhubbJZgYEcCKy

>>542599941
>18 years ago

>>542600039
christ that's older than some people here

Not being an American, I haven't seen a lot of shit 4chan considers to be classics and have seen enough shit that's too obscure for negroes here.
Frankly I wouldn't want to talk about shit like Three Musketeers with reverse-trap Aramis because modern 4chan would just screech about trannies.
Mahjong.

>>542599743
>>542599339
it was good and included content from the so waited S3 but I guess it was more of a meme to wait for a S3 than actual interest to watch it, most likely the anons who watched it back in the day aren't into anime anymore
imagine if Haruhi got a new season nowadays, it wouldn't be that popular

kamichama karin 1 1/3

>>542544016 (OP)
Supreme Duelist

>>542599941
>18 years ago
babby mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWQkKPlNNBo&list=PLB409883477688BD7

>>542600127
I could always just read the books if I want to see Lawrence get cockblocked by Col

>>542600103
>and have seen enough shit that's too obscure for negroes here
that's also me when anons said I must be an elitist /a/utist because I watched artsy anime from 2000s and 2010s nobody remembers anymore

>>542598357
all uglies

>>542597605
happened to me on my last chiitoi tsumo, 3m pair and waiting for 6m, but I was trying to get suuanko in the first place with 5m triplet, but once I got a pair of chun, it's all over for me. I didn't even riichi because I didn't believe I'd get it.

>>542599139
I looked at the world through Apple Eyes(tm)

The coolest trophy one could win in a tournament.

>>542600331
>Rizelmine
>Remember we won't have Kagura in the collab
Why are you doing that?

>>542599565
Irrelevant. The original conversation was an Anon saying "they'd better not fucking go for chiitoi by discarding X" (paraphrased) and then the resulting discussion was about how Anon got it wrong, Tsuchida wouldn't discard X if he wanted chiitoi. I forget which one Anon said. 5s or something I guess while Tsuchida would discard 8s because he hates triple suji.

>>542601675
Everyone said 8s is best chiitoi

>>542586149
I'm definitely not as good as Yuusei but I'm not sure I buy this explanation
Even if you cut 1p here, you're still stuck with having to push another musuji afterwards if no new safe tiles pop up. Two-chance feels like more of a meme than suji toitsu too. Plus, if you cut 8m here, it's far easier on the brain in the 20 seconds they give you in ranked
NAGA and Mortal might agree with the 1p cut, but both bots are really aggressive and it feels more like they want to push rather than 1p as folding. It's not like the bots are perfect either, in particular when it comes to defense and reading hands

>>542599941
>part 3/4
>1/3
Not so fast, retard.

GLORIOUS DAY

GLORIOUS DAY

>>542602716
You're too early!

>>542599493
>8m
on the ippatsu turn i'd prefer the absolute safest tile instead of random inner musuji
and it doesn't destroy my hand completely
dodge one mangan and that's enough for me
>NAGA and Mortal might agree with the 1p cut, but both bots are really aggressive
they're really not aggressive
what else can you do with a hand that has zero safety? they are simply out of options

>>542599941
>ye olde mahoshojoslop
I had forgotten how much I disliked old anime that was popular on /a/.

>>542602237
>>542602792
don't ask how i misquoted this

>>542603089
Your mind on fox sex mode.

>He watches M-League every day
>His Mahjong never improved
Stop wasting your time

>>542603337
playing like a m leaguer in jade probably deranks you

I just installed Riichi City. I want to practice and play against bots. How do I do that?

>>542603458
queue ranked

>>542603458
Play ranked

>>542603458
Create a friend match and add bots.

my name is genta and i love to damafag

>>542603483
>>542603492
Okay, I queued it.. "4P STAR Hanchan", but there's just a timer that says "Finding match". I don't want to play with people, just bots.

>>542603458
Ranked.

>>542603458
There's an owl icon to the left, you can play against mortal, but it costs the resource you use to review games

>>542603458
Just play ranked

>>542602792
2 and 8 aren't really inner tiles, they're marginally safer than 3-7 middle tiles
>and it doesn't destroy my hand completely
Cutting 8m sets you back to 2-shanten, the exact same as dropping 12p
>the absolute safest tile
Unless I missed something, he doesn't go over the % chance of deal in for two-chance, only that sobaten isn't necessarily likely for early riichi. You also have to combine the total chance of dealing in with 12p as a whole vs just cutting 8m over two turns

>>542603753
Don't worry, you'll be matched up with bots since rc has no plyerbase.

>>542603458
On the left side, click on the Mahjong Academy icon with an owl, then click on Practice Match

>>542602237
>Mjg think he know better
Ngmi

>>542604086
Frankly speaking, I'm only saying this because Shibukawa recommended dropping pairs, and I trust Shibukawa more than Yuusei

>tried to check out /a/ after like 15 years because anon the other day was sperging about shonenspics and today anon reminded me of the board
>check a bunch of threads
>full of ESLs that can't carry a conversation or understand what they are even talking about
How did it get so bad?

>>542604396
ESLs rule this site

>>542604396
You found real human beings? Pretty rare nowadays on /a/.

Can /mjg/ carry a conversation?
Hello Anon, how are you doing today?

>>542604396
>>full of ESLs that can't carry a conversation or understand what they are even talking about
Literally /mjg/

i am drowning in the yami

>>542604736
BWEEEEH
BWEEEEEH
BWEEHH

>>542604804
#CynthiaDon'tCry

HIRO pulls pretty good faces

>>542604804
#SheeptyaDon'tCry

>>542604396
Here's the answer: there's a spic with his friends from Discord who spam /a/ almost 24/7 with garbage threads that he saw from social media and repost bullshit. It's impossible for him to get banned because he's a phoneposter. Also his favorite threads to make are Steins;Gate and Fate-related stuff.

I wish him death, seriously. I can't believe he's been doing this for years, fucking schizo I tell ya.

>>542603458
There's basically two ways
1. Create custom game -> Friend match -> Edit rules as desired -> Create and then fill up the slots with AI players.
2. Mahjong Academy -> Practice Match -> Select whether you want 4p or Sanma -> Select Easy, Normal, Hard AI. Selecting Hard AI consumes a wisdom crystal per match.

#CynthiaDoCry

>>542604983
C-can I?

>>542605071
Full power, to the max.

this no longer looks like a real emote

>>542605212
what the fuck is that

>cat rons a 2k point open hand on south 4
>immediately ends with him in 4th
what was his end game?

>>542604940
I actually believe you.
I think I won't check out /a/ ever again in my life.

What was red hag's impact on /mjg/?

>>542605247
Before the bwehening

>>542604736
Ohnononono how-do-you-do-bros, not like this! I'm-well-chads, it's so over!

>>542605406
Soup!

>>542605406
People found their love for hearty soup.

>>542605358
It's the tragedy of anonymous forum usage, all it takes is one determined NEET retard to ruin it for everyone
You just gotta find the right threads that somehow go unsullied

>>542605423
Chop wood, carry water. After the Bwehening, Chop wood, carry.

Before bweh, chop wood, carry water.
After bweh, chop wood, carry water.

>>542604736
YOOO HOOOOOOO MIKOTROON, I CRAVE BLOOD TODAY

>>542605551
I haven't been to /a/ in 2 years but back then the translator threads were still manageable
>inb4 the mods also delete scanlation threads on sight now like they did with /djt/

>>542605551
Why specifically NEET?

>>542605581
>>542605569

>>542605670
It's usually NEETs that do that shit, let's be real NEETbro.

>>542605670
Because only an unemployable spastic NEET fucking parasite would think that spending all day trolling internet forums for years on end is a good investment of their limited time on this earth
Words cannot accurately express how contemptable I find these degenerates

>>542604940
Anything resembling a general on this site gets taken over by one or two dedicated schizo 3rd worlder NEETs so they can post their shitty rituals and Twitter bait for 5+ years straight

>>542605858
>schizo 3rd worlder NEETs
T-TO?

>>542605848
But you would still love a NEET that provided good OCs and other online projects, right anon?
You don't hate all NEETs, right anyon...?
Some are NEETters, but some are NEETtas, right?

>>542604738
Sorry, I was born this way.

I do not waste my limited time on this earth on contemptable activities such as bothering anon

>>542603483
>>542603492

>>542606034
we love kokoNEETs
we love OCNEETs
we love funpostNEETs

>>542606034
Some NEETs are good NEETs, most are terrible people
It comes with the territory, kind of like the homeless, they're homeless for a reason most of the time.

i'm pretty sure our favorite anons are all NEETs

Oh no no, shotakeks?

>>542605212
Is that the original?

>>542605406
absolutely nothing

I've been a NEET for a week now

>>542606658
I remember when you could rile up /jp/ with posts like this.

>>542606726
what

>>542605406
Nothing.
I bet most Anons even forgot she got an outfit.

>>542606809
>you are not a true NEET if you left your house within the last 6 months, or did anything productive in the last decade
or some shit like that, yes , they actually gatekept being a total loser

>>542606809
There were people who took NEETdom very seriously and would get mad at fakeNEETs who would say things like that.

>>542606846
Shan't forget.

>>542606902
Sounds more like an inversion of that things alcoholics do
>Oh I'm not an alcoholic, because that guy over there drinks a pint of vodka before he goes to bed every night, he's a real alcoholic

>>542606846
why are hags allowed to be drawn as cute blobs

>>542606846
I've grown to like her a lot after getting her but I don't have her skin sadly.

>>542606936
Bit small, let me help you out

>>542606291
Most people in general are terrible people, even if they have a good life.

>>542604736
Thanks, you too.

Sometimes when I'm bored I check the archives to look at how anons reacted to jyanshi reveals in the past, and how they contrast with said jyanshi's /mjg/ lore/reputation nowadays.

hiro this year sarukawa

>>542606924
>>542606902
NEET for 14 years here.
You anons are all welcome in my house, we can be NEETs together and play sanma.

>>542607416
I have a bad life and I'm a terrible person

I uphold good values because I'm embarrassed my mother does not

Amae Koromo.

>>542608305
You might joke but the best advice a 70yo teacher could give me in HS was that we learn by example and bad examples show us what path not to take. I would be a junkie under a bridge if I followed in my parents' footsteps.

>>542608394
I disagree

4th place avoidance...

Hag supremacy.

>kills his dora suit honitsu haipai for some shitty hand
fuck this ass jets guy

>>542608582
My dad was a junkie too

>>542605858
>schizo 3rd worlder NEET
I miss repoanon