Thread 542583602

Cats are en-route edition

>Upcoming
All Saints' Wake from October 17 to November 4

>Patch Notes
• 7.35: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/9d2cad7a1028016719060b5ae3caeb5e369c89e9

>Resources
• https://rentry.org/xivgresources

>Meetups
• October 15, 9:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Nosferatu and Nosferatu
• October 18, 9:00 PM EDT | Leviathan, Primal, Wolves' Den | Halloween Theme CC

Previously on /xivg/: >>542560905

Syncshells, syncshells.

https://rentry.org/syncshells

>Get another email from discord 'Thank you for reporting!'
>Guffy crying about being banned again
The anonymous femezen wins every time.

>>542589431
based

goodnight I hope every RP faggot who I talked to today wakes up with life ruining arthritis and carpal tunnel combined

>>542589431
Rylaicord?

>>542583602 (OP)
we will not be using your thread

>>542592360
Why are you posting random xitter selfies?

fem moonie = transgirl

my futazen needs a cocksleeve

first for the twelve

>>542593551
nah, I like being a man that plays a female keeper of the moon

EB a suncat

I'm bored anyone doing anything?

God bless femlalas

last one from me
cc
crystal
11:35 ET

SHUT UP

>>542593551
So true oomfie

>>542593551
chat is this true

I love spooky femezen so much it's unreal

are there any canine-coded female characters in this game? like some kind of dog girl race?

>>542591903
Are you sure about that?

>>542593726
no but the truth is the best trannies are moonies

>>542593737
Droths?

My lalaboy is going to dress up as a femlala princess for Halloween

>>542593551
Truke

Anon, I made a poll just for you!
https://poal.me/aqamw
https://poal.me/aqamw
https://poal.me/aqamw

>>542593801
Hilting this lalaboy at the Halloween meetup

>>542593639
GO TO SLEEP YOU'VE BEEN AT THIS ALL DAY
(I would but I have a headache sorry.)

>>542593597
Confessing with my cock to this slutty sister

Me femralalmaleralala

late night lalas?

Hello

dressing Alba up as a lalaboi

>>542593871
But I'm not sleepy...

>>542593827
no nigger option fake poal

>solo run ended on the 40 boss
Damn I'm like 100% sure I could do the other bosses with my eyes closed, but that antlion fucked me up

question
my game defaults to picking primal as the data center when I open the game, even if I
>logged out on crystal/aether/light
>last played on a crystal/aether/light character
even on the vanilla launcher
is there SOME kind of setting I'm not seeing that causes this?

>>542593801
I thought people dressed up for halloween

>>542593672
Miss you

Imagine for just a second.

Slutty. Femlalas.

>>542593801
Hey is your lalaboy into feminization hypnosis

>>542594019
some settings files is in read only mode and thus cant be written for the client to point to it

>>542594054
Is this a femlala or not

>>542594107
It's you again

>>542594054
Do you accept lewdposing

in 15 minutes, we'll experience weekly reset.
would anyone like to do expert/level cap roulette on crystal?
we can also do the other roulettes if you need those still. we can do the m8n wolf guy as well if you want his weekly blade still.
..
y-you guys do save your roulettes for midnight on reset, right?

Half the people who avatarpost constantly in this thread should kill themselves and it'd be a better place, we already got rid of the poo protocol ebins

>>542594107
lalaboys have darker ear tips

>>542594054
Smug bitch needs magic wand correction…

>>542594183
Well???
>>542594206
So that is a femlala?

>>542594078
I'm going to punch a wall
I had to put the settings ini as read only because the game randomly started disabling the lower FPS when tabbed out setting every once in a while since 2 patches ago
Thank you!

I fidlander farted and it was really wet sounding

>>542594107
yes

How do you ask people to collab on gposes?

>>542594198
are you cute?

>>542594205
this but >>542594205

>>542593896
Yeah

>>542594293
Proof?

my femlala?
anal only~

>>542594308
Womp womp

>>542594297
What a chore I get ther mcdf and shoo them away.

>>542593672
You're not me!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>542594059
Smooch! I don't think I'm coming back

>>542594205
Honestly wish ozempicbitz would fuck off and stop blogging

>>542594292
>the game randomly started disabling the lower FPS when tabbed out
Might be nvidia app if you have it anon, unironically

what this?

>>542594297
You. Me. Taking poses.

>>542594352
Alba... we know

>>542594297
You walk up, ask them if they wish to collab with you (expect to be denied), and go from there

>>542593639
My sunnie is soaking in a nice warm bath

>>542594198
Duties don't reset in 15 mins (now 6) They reset in 7 hours anon.

https://www.xenoveritas.org/static/ffxiv/timer.html

>>542594205
There's nothing wrong with avatarposting in an MMO general.

>>542593896
my femlala shant be posting herself but she is awake at 4 am unfortunately

>>542594352
my femlala?
is cheering for faker to sweep yet another worlds and is ready to watch IG get mopped

>>542594070
my lalaboy doesn't understand why he'd need hypnosis for something he already does

>>542594461
anon...

>>542594403
I'm on a 9070 XT so I can at least say it's not that or the AMD equivalent
I thought it was a plugin at first but even after removing every performance related plugin AND playing vanilla for a week, it kept happening
Maybe I should reinstall, could fix it

>>542594375
rape

>>542594531
Now look at the one directly bellow that one and tell me what it says.

>>542594531
Anon?

>>542594448
May I see your sunnie?

>>542593896
hullo

>>542594304
what's that got to do with getting your token thingies......... do you wanna do roulettes or not??
>>542594461
the weekly cap stuff resets. so if you saved your duties today, you can do them now when the caps reset and then do them again later in a few hours when the dailies reset...

>>542594184
I read that as lewdposting
I guess that depends on who you are and what you intend to pose
I'm not COMPLETELY averse to it but I do still need some level of trust there

>>542594220
I need a lobotomy is what I need

>>542594290
>Well???
Same as last time, what's your intent with that information?

>>542594550
It must be something that's trying to force it's own settings onto ffxiv, I've had a similar issue
Good luck then though , I'd recheck the AMD equivalent just for checking's sake

>>542594583
I was more focused on the initial line of
>in 15 minutes, we'll experience weekly reset.

>>542594603
He specifically mentioned people who saved roulettes or didn't do them yet

>>542594583
>>542594603
You do realize that the WEEKLY reset is what resets tome caps right? What happens in 7 hours is the DAILY reset which resets roulettes.

>>542594629
I'll only do expert if you are cute.

>>542594629
>>542594681
Yes but the post mentions expert roulette, which I already did, and won't be able to do again in 7 hours

>>542594296
Okay, I can be fine with finding that lala attractive.

>>542593896
Hello.

Post unironic hypnolalas

>>542594647
>It must be something that's trying to force it's own settings onto ffxiv, I've had a similar issue
That's what I thought, too! But when I googled it, I found people with the same problem and it also started happening to them as the same time it started happening to me, so maybe it's some corrupted game file

>>542593896
for now........................

>>542594730
then it doesn't apply to you, sorry. that's why i asked if you guys had saved yours for midnight ...
>>542594713
i think i'm pretty plain, so i'll just do my roulettes alone

>>542594739
>finding dipshitz attractive

>>542594612
I should take a bathtime sunnie image. But I do not have one, so this is the closest I have.

>>542594528
That faggot is getting my main buffed which also entails him becoming pick or ban. FUCK FAKER, except his mouse.

>>542594730
Then that post was clearly not referring to you

Desperately need to fuck a + in the ass

Why does bpsg dunk on kpop harder than we do?

viera

minor losers ask and get rejected while their target goes with someone else
major losers don't even bother because they know they'll get turned down

>>542594858
do you like horsegirls

>>542594842
cute sunnie /pet

>>542594757
she is currently having a deep conversation with a rock in gridania

>>542594842
Impregnating Grace

>>542594639
>Same as last time, what's your intent with that information?
I find you attractive but this will end if
>male

>>542594904
Those are HUGE!!!!

>>542594782
Hmm might be then, I presume you tried repairing files too... Good luck with it anon

>>542594832
I could log on and DC transfer, I don't think I did any of my roulettes today...

>>542594923
lying is wrong sis...

>>542594923
Can I see more of her…

femezen aren't real

>>542594629
>>542594832
EU?

>>542594904
You're all ears!

>>542594905
What if I'm a medium loser?

>>542595017
USE THE DAMNED PORTRAIT FUNCTION PROPERLY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>542594848
>except his mouse
he has a mouse? I've been looking for a new one so maybe the faker mouse might be the move when all I play is xiv and shooter slop what was your main?

>>542594297
hows the duo gposing thing? seemed very jank

goblet or empyreun?

>>542594375
Unfortunate, but I don't blame you. /smooch
You'll conquer new horizons.

>>542594297
>collab
you stop being a twitterfag who's only posing for thread clout.

>>542595114
Empyreum

>>542594417
Please respond im a sprout

>>542595121
post this lalaboy's huge balls pls

>>542594980
dekai
>>542595052
soon the world...

>>542594991
I'm not lying, sis... keep talking to your friend over there

>>542594375
>chemoed out of here
love to see it
looks like hojo got shitcanned too, good riddance

>>542595062
yone

gn

observing Alba talking to a rock in gridania

>>542594912
/pet cute anon
>>542594924
No u <3
>>542594528
Worlds watch party xivg edition when... Then we can all be sad and appointed when the west gets crushed again...

>>542594989
i already started sorry
>>542595043
no, na

>>542595247
Gn my brap queen

>>542594639
>I guess that depends on who you are and what you intend to pose
Noted.

>>542589431
honestly? based

>>542594757
https://files.catbox.moe/loljav.png

speaking of mmos is anyone gonna try that M+ dungeon game?
>>542594904
"I'm all ears"

>>542595247
why is the BLACKED underwear censored with some other stupid text???

>>542594945
It's a really funny way to think about things, anon. You already have the attraction, you're just hoping that it's not something gay and you'd prefer to just forget about it than act on it
Yes, female.

>>542589431
holy fucking baseddddddddddddd

>>542595290
Cute lala. Will slop more of her mindlessly serving.

>>542595247
Good night horror friend! Sleep well!

what does chemo mean in the context of 4chan threads?

>>542595306
every time my moonie does a roulette it becomes an m+ dungeon game haha

>>542594375
oh no not the pedoporn poster noooo how will we live without another one

im bored

>>542595335
Because it's authentic with regards to Back to the Future.

>>542595387
way to out yourself tourist

>>542595236
>Razer Viper V3 Pro
I would get this but its the mouse I just HAD and it BROKE so I went back to my old deathadder V2 which still holds up despite its age and constant usage
>>542595252
>Worlds watch party xivg edition
I dont mind a impromptu meetup but we have to do gil bets on who will win despite it easily being faker here

>>542595192
It's a shame that KP is back, though

>>542595387
it's a guy that terminally in this thread shitposting the ebins
he thinks they care enough about him to leave
he is the cancer "chemoing" them

Where is the Worlds meetup...

>>542595457
>it's a guy
>it's le one guy!!!
retarded newfag gtfo

>>542595387
It's a word schizos use when an ebin they don't like stop posting. They use it to make themselves believe what they're doing is effective.

>>542595335
Why isn't the underwear in Eorzean?
>>542595306
Yeah. Hopefully they make stuff outside the box.

>>542595420
It is sleep time here, but I'm down for it in the future. E-sports watching with friends is always really fun.

guh uh uhh
goodnight

>>542595503
I'm well aware there are several of you pathetic faggots, I am talking about you specifically

>>542595358
i'm gonna french kiss this femlala one day now, I want your tongue in my mouth.

>>542595550
Rape rape rape rape rape rape

>>542595395
hi bored

>>542595507
retarded newfag tourist

>>542595387
Its a word that cancerous people use to describe when someone they consider to be cancer stops posting as in they are "treating the cancer aggressively" when in truth its the cancer attacking whatever it wants and saying its protecting your body
kinda like those people in america that dress in all black and do fascist shit

femlala here.

>>542595581
hi anon

>>542595550
Isn't it like 9am..

>>542595620
You're almost 50.

>>542595550
gnight
>>542595358
You're now one of my fav femlalas on here since you seem to always be chill

>>542595550
>>542595247
Gn cat 1 and cat 2. /pet /pet

>>542595550
Goon night. The d'goonie train goes Arf Arf

>>542595569
that's not my name...
>>542595664
i got convinced to stay up for cinder

>>542595653
hi >w< wyd

>>542595514
Next time then! CS2 esports are probably the most enjoyable to watch personally since I think its easier to understand. We need another CC tournament to happen here as a mini-xivg esport

>>542595704
was worth doe bro

>>542595163
Definitely ai generated
https://files.catbox.moe/dgu54f.png

Need a cute ass relationship that makes anons here reply explode whenever I talk about it

I like pedos because Im a femlala.
You like pedos because you're a tranny.
We are not the same.

>>542595704
>that's not my name...
Ok but it's hard to remember

Brando = Red
Arando = Brown

>>542595754
giwtwm on bottom
ty

>>542595704
Did you win...? My friend had a slip and nothing more

Femezens ur thread*

>>542595754
Got anymore? I love that goth

>>542595754
my sunnie is like this

>>542595821
after 10+ windows yeah i need to actually sleep now so nini for real

>>542595754
grok/imagine

>>542593896
yuuuuuuuup

Haha wouldn't it be funny if I just caught whale rn just like that

I got one hour and half of free time what should I do?

>>542595908
Wow, snapped line be upon you

>30 min queue for the next floor
Alrighty back to the crafting grind I guess

>>542595676
I'm not always chill
I was arguing earlier, but thanks anon, I hope to remain in your top 5 for a decent amount of time, and those who replace me are even better for you.

>>542595568
>french kiss
Anon...
Constant little kisses all over a neck, nibbles on the earlobes, butterfly kisses are all way, way hotter than french kissing

>>542595387
I have been on this site for 15 years and I have never seen chemo once. I assume it's some guy trying to make it a thing like key and locked or some shit

turning Alba into a cube

>>542595979
lurk moar newfag

>>542595969
Ye are welcome & thanks for the identifying femlala tips & tricks the other night.
Hard agree on the kissing 100%

>>542596048
Deals a deal anon! Now you gotta suck my tits!

>>542595825
No more that has been put into practice.
>>542595893
bro...
>>542595840 >>542595796
nice

>>542594425
Hmm ... Damn bratty femlala ...! !! ! Seducing an adult Rape correction is needed ... PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT UOOHHH BREED. SEX. CHILDREN. OVULATION. OVARIES. PREGNANCY. MATING PRESS!

>>542595979
>2025-15
SHYGGIDILLY

My fava fiera? Just woke up, eepy as fuck, will probably stay in bed for the next two hours

>>542596146
post +

>>542595775
Every time I see Brando's name I just think of idiocracy... Does he have what plants crave?

>>542595918
Work out for 30 min, take a shower, then drink some OJ and watch an episode of a tv show

>>542596137
Im not gonna lie like every fag that pretends they came here in 2008.

30 second bite being a !! is such a bastard move ngl

good night guy

>>542596179
She is completely unmodded therefore isn't a +

>Pilgrim's Traverse succubus.
>Eat shit and blow through all my reraises to every second cast of pyretic, even though I'm completely disengaging and sitting there like you're supposed to with that mechanic.
what the fuck

I love femlalas that squirm when you call them a dumb cunt

Why is it so common for trannies that being sleepy is their personality ?
>I'm soooo eepy >_<
>Now its sleepy time o/

My moonie keeps farting and it stinks so bad

>>542596264
hope your stomach bug is doing better vro
goodnight /smooooch

>>542596306
based

>>542595567
>still larping
see >>542595503 and go back to r/ffxiv

>>542595969
>30 min queue
wtf, is that a crystal thing? no matter what floor set I do on Aether it's 5 mins

>>542596146
>>542596306
Good Fava /charmed

>>542596264
Goon night guy have a good sleep

>>542596327
because they hate every waking second of their tranny lives

>>542596264
catbox?

>>542596328
PROOF???

>>542596308
Are you autoattacking

My femra loves femezen and hrothgals... I still need to do my roulettes, I slacked too much today

>>542596327
>Why does suppressing testosterone make males sleepy
Gee I dunno. Fiona Fatass XIV?

>>542596417
*PBBBBRRRTTT* teehee

>>542595561
THERE SHE ISSSS

>>542596308
Just line of sight it dumbass.

>>542593627
Eb a catiddie

squeak squeak squeak

>>542596451
me malezen loves catgirls...Want to do expert?

>>542596347
>he tells you this but not me

I would do Shale.

>>542596264
my femra is petting this dorky femra.

>>542596572
What's with femra and femezen

>>542596538
who is this....

Meiwo likes huffing moonie braps

>femra
>sunnie
>moonie
>femlala
>femezen

>>542596443
No, dropping targeting and hands away from any form of input the moment the cast bar shows up. And it's always the second cast; first time always goes fine.

>>542596327
No idea.
But side note, completely unrelated, i am so fucking tired bro I wish it was sleepy time.

>>542595642
ICE wears military garb, tho

>>542596517
I'll probably just do my leveling one and call it a night honestly

>>542596672
Isn't there a setting that makes you autoattack if you take damage?

>>542596673
my eeepy princess

>>542596717
can I join? if not have a good night bro

>>542596673
That's my house...

If I make a Q40 PF would anyone be interested

>>542596327
they think it's cute and something that everyone easily can relate to to sympathize with them, it's a low hanging fruit if you have nothing else going for you

>>542596264
gay guys make the best girls

I don't wanna fucking work today
Does anyone wanna run some PT or roulettes on Light? Might even go to Chaos if you promise to be nice

>>542596809
How hard is q40 actually? I'm assuming something like 3rd-4th floor savage?

>>542596862
It's a second floor.

>>542596730
It's me! But also like im actually dying from lack of sleep. I dont know how I didnt crash on the way to work
>>542596776
One of my many in my collection that i use for pictures of me sleeping >:)

>>542596904
Are there any good guides up already? I would if EU

>>542596862
Mechanically it seems about 4th floor savage, but the harder part about it is having to juggle the Hand of Pain plus not letting your Vengeance Debuff fall off, so you are juggling two attention checks on top of it.

>>542596851
CHAOS
WE HAVE TO KILL CHAOS

ok gamers it is now BED TIME!!! stop posting and go to sleep RIGHT NOW!!!!

>>542594730
you got ass burgers spilling out your ass man

>>542593896
Midnight owl as always.

been trying out new colours, tho can't settle on the cloth, atm it's on currant purple, any suggestions?

>>542596721
Have had that disabled for years.

>>542596906
hope you can find sometime during your lunch break to rest your eyes and relax
stay safe gamer

>>542596502
loser

>>542594375
Follow up, where to find you outside of xivg?

>>542596993
oka
gni

>>542597023
metallic pink

>>542597019
this thing and big green roes

>>542597019
Does she fart?

>Aoes 1 hit now

>>542596364
Yep, I forgot I was in queue when it popped during a timed node after posting that

insect, qos or transformation for today? what shall I jerk to?

>>542597126
No brap content

>>542597150
bugs for sure

>>542596364
AetherGODS

>>542597150
Panties tf

>>542597149
After 50 yeah, it becomes a "know the gotcha of each mob or fucking die", just like EO.

>>542597149
Reason why PLD is beyond broken here, 95% of mobs can be stunned out of every mechanic so you never have to learn them unlike EO

>>542597150
QOS

>>542597185
bugbro... I was disappointed by insectbro's latest public release, it seemed like there'd be mindbreak but it ends on a stupid cliffhanger and the preview for part 2 makes it look like she still doesn't enjoy it
>>542597206
qos panties? I might have a mod for that installed rn
>>542597294
2 for qos

>>542597226
Fun mechanics having the AOE pop up at the end of the cast and trying to guess whether it's a cone or circle
Also fuck luring traps

The Ridorana Lighthouse has ended.
You received a player commendation!
You received a player commendation!
“Aether, Aether, Everywhere” objective fulfilled!
Your level is no longer synced.
You have entered a sanctuary.

this could your breakfast everyday, only if you EB me...

>>542597353
Well the other good thing, 90% of the mobs are a cone or a circle, so you can just keep your distance. The problem starts when you meet the 10%

>>542596993
ok gn

>>542597403
That doesn't seem like it'd make for a very pleasant digestive experience.

>>542597403
do you like femra?

>>542596756
Not tonight actually, I'm just not feeling it I guess

>>542597149
>>542597226
>>542597353
>>542597435
>gigashitters who can't apply basic safety precautions complain about basic logic and get filtered by sub 60 iq gates
Never EVER raid.

>>542595969
>Anon
Or or or, also you can blow me. No not an insult. I want to get sucked off by you.

Complaining about PT's enemy mechanics is crazy
Just uninstall at this point

>see something that COULD be about me
>know it probably isn't
Why can't it ever be me? Why can't I ever be the one they miss.

>>542597403
Why would I want to eat that?

>>542597403
holy esl batman

>>542597591
weak bait

I LOVE SPIRALS SO MUCH BROS

>>542597546
I raid and it helped me a lot in EO, I think the only mob that actually got me was those big burly dudes at 80-90 that do the triple or quad hit, I didn't expected an untelegraphed 4th or a 5th hit that one shot me after.

>>542597595
People like us are simply forgettable. We merge into the background, like NPCs.

Last call for content on Light or Chaos before I go back to sleep

>>542597403
At least put a fried egg on top.

>>542597403
https://files.catbox.moe/odkdbj.mp4

>>542597595
because we are considered "boring"

Did cactbot get abandoned? Is it cause people moved to bossmod?

>>542597039
I know I am

What is spooky club? Is it a Halloween thing?

>>542597712
sure could do some rous

There is literally no reason meenas shouldn't be all ohhh so faggy and date one another and be all cute and wholesome and crossdress lots AND strictly monogamous and devoted to each other forever

my moonie's kinda like this

>>542597870
no it's a weekly meetup where people get together in a dude's house and watch x-files and other paranormal type shit

>>542597870
A weekly meet up where people watch things

>>542596572
favorite 'bian

>>542597905
can you please stop mental illness avatarfagging with my daughter thank you

>>542597817
https://github.com/OverlayPlugin/cactbot/

ESL RETARD?

>>542597650
Imagine that lizzer with the Irish voice of Feo Ul.

>>542597749
I'm not really boring, I just have a penis and am okay with it and for a lot of people that means I'll never be good enough for them

>>542597650
i like her tits

>>542597990
This was the most boring reply I have ever gotten.

>Got to sworn on all 3
>Thought I was done and could finally get the lop hop emote
>Still have to do more
Fuck my chungus lala life

>>542597982
I see the commits
The fact it's barely been worked on since PT came out a week ago sounds to me like it's on maintenance mode

>>542597546
>Remember kids, never try new things or try to improve, never leave your comfort zone
Also I genuinely meant it by fun game of guessing, no sarcasm there, I will always touch the hot stove if the cost is a simple rez while I learn

>>542597564
>with no foreplay
>no getting to know each other
>no exploring each other
Anon please

>>542597870
It's like a social club for making friends and they dress up like cultists

>>542598098
I have gone to spooky club for a year now and haven't made a friend there

>>542598061
That's fine but acknowledge that if I attached an image of a female character to my posts and pretended to be a woman you'd be singing a completely different tune

>>542597023
looks good

>>542597149
yup.
at this point steel can MAYBE save you from some but not all aoe's, barkbalm doubling your hp can put you into the same suriving range as a tank, and if you're a tank you can get pretty ignorant.
the real use of steel is surviving auto attacks once you hit the next floor set though. fucking everything starts double autoing.

>>542596572
I'd rape you

...Is there no mount reward from the Yok Huy? Is this the first time it's happened?

>>542598235
Real? That's insane if true

>>542598181
No because I also play a male character and they avoid me just like how they avoid you.

>>542598235
there is a mount reward

>>542598174
Spooky club is a tranny faggot circlejerk, don't go
Waste of time watching garbage with garbage people

>>542597150
transform this sunnie into an onahole >>542593597

>>542598091
>can see the commits
>can't see the entire segment dedicated to handling the deep dungeon
You know it doesn't need to have new zones programmed in manually, right? The "generic" behaviors still apply even if you're in zones it has no timeline for. That wouldn't be added if it wasn't in the process of getting the timelines updated.

>>542598098
I know there's an irl marriage and a couple ebs that came out of there so dunno bro

>>542597843
I wish my femlala was as cute as a JP lala

>>542598270
Idk the other DT dailies had the mount at rank 5, maybe it's on a later rank up??

>>542598304
thanks, can't wait to go

>>542598191
At a point they are just one shots, I was watching Finh the other day, and he got the Bomb Transformation (which also gives you an HP bonus) alongside an HP Max floor, so for shit n giggles he popped a Barkbalm, he had 770k hp, he stood in a shitty cone, he got one shot.

>>542597353
sewer water is baited to players. if both players are in front, it will 100% be in front.
if you're front and back you might as well run the fuck away its a coin flip.
i have no idea how you'd get it so you're both behind it.

if only one player is aggroing it, it's always in front. because duh.

Speaking of transformation I'm surprised none of the slopfags have given life to the claire toilet or peashooter femra yet

>>542597870
This
>>542474247

>>542598414
grok filters catch the obvious stuff

good night

>>542598360
its not story appropriate for it to appear as early

So you are telling me if I want an EB I just have to show up to spooky club?

moria deep dungeon when

>>542598079
I jerked it to your gif, thanks

>>542598534
sex

>>542597903
Thank you for your insight angelic meena sama

>>542598551
Ahh gotcha, thanks!

My femra goes to sleep pent up
gn xivg

>>542593896
not for long, about to head to bed
>>542594425
i love that top, it has all the right levels of lewd/cute/teasing/classy. i wish there were more like it for my femlala.

>>542597546
been doing PT blind and that's pretty much where the fun comes from tbdesu, like for the sewer water guys they share the model/theme with the Tempest A-rank Baal and sewer water works the same way with him
the chameleons are also funny as hell
i think the most scuffed thing i've seen is how you can't really tell where the accelerate golems are targeting if there are two people in the same general direction and the followup aoe is so big that it's really punishing if you guess wrong or try to just get WAY away too late

>>542597903
i'm lov meen

I am going to make a generic catgirl alt, pretend to be a new player and then post about it on reddit

This was a cool fight

>>542594757
Hypnotized into being a lewdlala, even after fantaing back.

>>542598868
You failed, make an elezen next time

>>542593896
my femlala's barely awake!!!!!!

>>542597905
You like dark things in your mouth?

hypnotizing Alba into a lewdlala but nothing seem change..

>>542598918
I wish I was the one who hypno'd Saran into being obsessed with me, Shan is so lucky

>>542598802
Let me make her cum before bed so she can sleep well

>>542598414
just for you
https://files.catbox.moe/8nb5zj.mp4

>>542598594
I mean it couldn't hurt since the people have similar interests there. But if you have a shitty personality its not going to fix that or you.

>>542599060
its too late she already logged out....

>>542598868
I feel like i could quite easily convince reddit im an actual sprout. My laziness would make me very easy to blend in. No job quests done? Oh I didnt know they were important. My gear is trash and full of gp and perception? I bought it for item level. Man this MSQ for ARR is long lol, "pray return to the waking sands XD"

>>542598802
My femra is also going to bed pent up, but in a "hasn't had a real date in her entire life and really needs to get to stop yearning or at least kiss someone" sort of way.

>>542599121
what if I have no personality

I hope Exlic doesn't mind.

>>542599259
Come to spooky club that can be our date

>>542599259
That's the kind of pent up that doesn't go away, my malera would know......

>>542599280
Maybe you need to get a hobby, try painting

>>542593896
do you mind

>>542598979
she's so cute imagine how soft and warm she is, imagine how pleasant it is to hug her
I bet she smells really good too, imagine holding her in your arms and getting to enjoy that heavenly scent as she slowly drifts off to sleep
I bet I'd fall asleep too...

There are two of them.

>>542599464
post this boy's balls pls

>>542599431
not him but is gooning a hobby?

>>542599373
I'll be there if I don't forget.

>>542599517
>boy
who is this...not calling my lalaboy a girl makes me immediately suspicious...

>>542599591
We all know you're a boy, yoyonpa dodonpa

>>542599557
which face should I be keeping a look out for?

>>542599591
an admirer of cute lalaboys

>>542599520
Nah but killing yourself is

>>542599090
incredible

>>542596347
i am healed but when i got off work everything was closed so i will wait till i wake up to eat
>>542596374
thnxu2
>>542596396
fine... https://files.catbox.moe/rs9wlu.mp4
>>542596578
shes an evil freakra...
>>542596829
wtf

>>542599715
Sex with Val

>>542599715
who made that kino mp4....

What if we... you know... did it... play some mahjong...

>>542589431
Kanchal..

>>542599860
I FUCKING HATE MAHJONG!

does this game have spooky things in it, unproven rumors, or just offbeat stuff that one can find off the beaten path?

>>542599807
i edited a bunch of sfw xivg webms together a while back

>>542599715
an hour after saying good night she peeks in again to reply to all the (you)s
have you not eaten all day?

>>542600006
Only Edda stuff, like her spirit looking at people in the main cities

>>542598096
>Anon please
sorry

>>542600046
>2023
take me back

>>542599974
What if I let you touch my +++ while we play

>>542600108
Three of them!? Holy meowly, my sunnie needs to see

What

>>542599715
>someone saved my shitty webm I made
maybe /xivg/ isn't bad after all...

I'm a real girl I swear!

uhhh, Hydaelyn said spend your gil on moonies treats, what a treat! yea, save your soul and buy a moonies a treat

>>542596851
Maybe!

>>542600006
Not anymore.

>>542599502
2 buns????

>>542600224
i know you are, my himcess

>>542600006
There's not a ton of spooky stuff unless you count that hidden face texture in ultima thule...

>>542600224
I know
Let's fuck now

>>542600224
Prove it
Tell me your gay catboys backstory then

i love saying SISTERSSS TEAAAAA YAAASSSS
as a guy

>>542599715
I wanna hold you... and gently kiss your shoulder as you fall asleep in my arms

>>542600006
trannies everywhere

>>542599660
>>542599636
please get outta my house's walls I paid good money for the insulation there

>>542600161
If you can place first in our match...

>>542600061
is this real?

>>542600224
Wanna... watch sailor moon with me...

I want to fuck and make you cum so bad.

>>542599715
Who is this and how can I sniff her toes

>>542600412
i want to order 4 bowls of gumbo

>>542600557
but I want to cum good...

>>542599047
They're lucky she's so obedient and obsessed with them despite constantly getting ignored or blown off while Shan hangs out with other members of their clique. With the way Saran constantly yaps about them she couldn't have been any more free if she was sitting on the curb tied up in a box with "FREE" markered on it.

Shan really is a mastermind getting all those free art commissions and gposes for nothing in return, it's only a matter of time before they get bored and dump Saran for their next victim just like the last three times.

>>542600430
But watching you and Regu go at it is hot...
>>542600453
Maybe if it wasn't 5am

>>542600557
Calm down saar

>>542597650
You lying rat bastard
>>542597983
Chuir mé ort é seo a aistriú, hah
>>542598027
I missed out on the AI slop posting from yesterday, it's so over.

>>542600557
Me to a certain moonie

>>542600062
Everything in the correct order, anon.

>>542600430
Shan't
There's lalaboys around and the crawlspace is comfy

>>542600430
Where da balls

>>542600006
Oh yeah, there's tons.
>after you do the edda quests, she'll appear (picrel) occasionally in towns
>in any of the starter towns, if you actually buy all the equippable gear and then talk to the npc again with it on, he'll comment that you seem prepared for a journey. if you speak to him again after beating endwalker, he'll mention that he believed in you when no one else did. if you already beat ew but ignored this npc like most people, then you can't see this ever.
>if you go to the big stage in gridania and do /dance 3 times at midday (noon eorzea time), a child in the front row (on the left) will clap and ask you to dance again. do it, and he'll give you a versatile fishing lure that belonged to his mother who loved to fish.
>if you go to the tempest after beating shadowbringers and stand on any of the high buildings at night (eorzea time) and play several notes in a row in performance mode on bard, a textbox from emet will appear imploring you to "PLEASE be quiet" and let the dead rest.
>if you go to the strip club in eulmore and actually do /beesknees by one of the poles, an opposite-sex NPC will appear and toss gold coins at you
>if you visit the ishgard housing area at specific times, a "legendary" blue elephant shows up whom none of the NPCs believe exists
>on balmung, in ishgard, there is a player character who always stands near the ledge and never logs out, ever.
there are some others, but it's late. i'm tired.
>>542600519
yeah it's real

>>542600674
hate slop, but shame no breast expansion or futa dick expansion posts with these

>>542600614
>dump Saran
I will be there for her, I would do anything for her
She deserves to be happy.

So can I get a femezen wife?

>>542600006
There's plenty of disturbing stuff, like for example the very first dungeon you go into has a literal rape cave, and one area of it is named about how the previous pirate owner kidnapped a royalty and rapped her there.

One of the first group of NPC you see in front of that dungeon, get a whole story line, like first you see them struggling and stuff, how the healer girl is having a hard time, and then her abusive boyfriend died and she goes full yandere/black magick stuff, and use his head to summon a demon and try to marry him, after that story bit where she dies, there was a chance to see her ghost spawn in the capital cities of the game for a very brief moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWtN9pj1ghc
but then in HW a new system called Deep Dungeon was introduced where they resolve her story line and you calm her spirit and what not.

I'm not sure if her ghost spawn anymore after that.

>>542600224
Proofs?
>>542600729
>Everything in the correct order, anon
Would you wear tights for me?

never noticed that the sge weapon defult idle animation makes femlalas really stick out their tummy, you can really see the round and soft femlala belly exposed and ready to be rubbed

>>542600763
>>if you go to the strip club in eulmore and actually do /beesknees by one of the poles, an opposite-sex NPC will appear and toss gold coins at you
NO WAY THIS IS REAL

I really like this artist's SFW stuff.

>>542600729
It's worth doing it in the correct order btw Preeb is an incredible lay

>>542600006
The old botanist's guild map is still in Gridania, it's just inaccessible. Some people have done OOB tricks to get to it before, though.

>>542600918
I'm going to need a visual aid.

>>542600943
Only one way to find out.
You ready to go push that truck?
>>542601039
Adding to this, Gridania has a whole out of bounds section outside of it. It's massive, bigger even than the actual city. Much harder to get to in DT though.

>>542600905
>would you wear tights for me?
If only to have them torn
No, it'd be WAY too out of character

>>542600974
You are either one of a VERY small list of people or gassing me up randomly

I have finally caught up with msq.

Oyasumi /xivg/!

>>542601156
Leaving wuk out of the selfie is pretty fucked up

>>542600959
this guy learned to draw one face and ran along with it for decades

>>542601141
kek

>>542601195
she's not there at Solution 9 at the end of msq so that wouldn't make any sense

>>542601195
She's knocked out on the floor.

>>542601125
Any videos of that oob section? I only know about the botanist's guild

>>542601287
In the Manderville stuck-in-ground pose.

>>542601195
She's having sex with me

>>542600618
>>542600729
you two get outta here

>>542600747
I'm more than my balls! I'm a man! with aspirations! and things to sell on the marketboard, you should buy my coke so I can list more, aha

My moonie awakens

>>542601156
gn
tell your wife i miss her

>>542601156
>scions
did nothing
>shale
who cares
>lil monster ja
retarded
>krile
DID NOTHING
>speen
kicked out

what an awful msq.

>>542600763
>>if you go to the strip club in eulmore and actually do /beesknees by one of the poles, an opposite-sex NPC will appear and toss gold coins at you
Either that doesn't work for Male Roe, or I'm doing it on the wrong spot, or that doesn't work anymore after finishing the Kai-shirr questline?

>>542601384
Good morning Mofu

>>542601135
Do you really think I'd give you an empty, meaningless compliment?
You've earned all the praise I give you and more, my darling little Preeb.

>>542601384
Gumo bloonster

>>542600313
>>542600352
>>542600360
>>542600378
>>542600545
>>542600905
I meant trans

>>542601384
das blep ast blelp

>>542601495
You stop that right now

>>542601405
>>542600763

>>542601515
then fuck you, gross
>>542601135
I would like to kiss your legs and feet in them

>>542601515
transgirls are real girls, my trancess

>>542601716
I'm not a real girl. . .

>>542601515
My dick is unbelievably hard now miss

>>542601289
no videos from me at least. got some old pics though from when i explored it a couple of years ago. i can drop a few of them.
here's the area when you first go oob. you can run on the water. it's that spot just beneath the inn area, if you stand on the balcony you can overlook it.

>>542601441
Not him bwo am bloonie
>>542601504
Gumo bwo
>>542601532
Ohh so bleppy

>>542601141
Have we ever had a meetup for this one?

>>542600006
Rainbows have a small chance to appear after it rains, and only last for a few mins, if you change of area they disappear too.

(2)
>>542601289
eventually the ground becomes very low quality and you can just keep running across an empty plain of bad textured grass until you reach the end of the world. you cannot fall over the side though. picrel is the void.

My EB is fantaing to fiddie after years of suncattery, how should I respond to this breach of conduct?

anyone else just have the urge to have total control over another person sometimes

Why is my sunnie angry when she jumps?

>>542602192
You watch too much pornography

>>542602243
rape

My name is Tzera Yaskova aka Poothier aka Drozera

>>542601565
So it was bull shit?

>>542602110
Annul.

>>542600763
>if you go to the tempest after beating shadowbringers and stand on any of the high buildings at night (eorzea time) and play several notes in a row in performance mode on bard, a textbox from emet will appear imploring you to "PLEASE be quiet" and let the dead rest.
Fuck off no way this is real

>>542602294
I've been trying but it doesn't seem to work for me?
Or it's time related, I'm not sure.

neets are the worst friends imaginable and dealing with the "friends" I've made from here and their dramatic bullshit mixed with lack of moral backbone makes me want to chimp the fuck out

>>542602330
It's bait

AI is the future.

>>542602317
Thought about it but the erp is crazy

>>542600763
Spoopy stuff I will investigate all and more

We love AI here.

>>542602589
rape

>>542602589
What cat minion is that

>>542602192
control in what way?

>>542602434
>>542602589
maybe i don't hate india enough

Suncat that is so stupid and obvious to the world that they are always happy in any situation

>>542601561
Nope, if there's one thing I love it's flustering you and making you squirm.
You are ever so adorable, so I can't help myself.

>>542602402
same sis

AI sloppies

>>542602434
And it's only going to get better. I'm excited about it.

>>542602686
Wife like this for my femra...

>>542602192
my femra would like to be controlled like a puppet sometimes...

Fat Cat Fact #670

Fat Cats believe a pat a day will keep the doctor away

>>542602192
yes

How does your WoL cope with not being born a malera?

How do you make femras look not brain damaged
I can't do it

>>542602768
dude I can literally see nipples you are going to lose subscriber for this

>>542602885
By being born a femra

Just hire an animator, lol.

>>542602885
By being a temporary malera.

>>542602768
>Report submitted! Window closing in 3...

brown tomboy catgirl for my brown tomboy catgirl

>>542603123
>j-just pay me, please do the needful!

>>542601951
>Ohh so bleppy
I have something important to tell you. There's this old timer that waits for me to leave for work in the mornings that I pet and sometimes give treats to. He rushed into my place the other day, went ontop of my fridge to mead bread. I was laughing because I actually never seen a cat actually do that with their paws.
>>542602856
Well then fatcats in my company will ever have to see a doctor. I keep them well pet and fed.

>>542602790
only if you let a catboy plap her a couple of times so she can make more stupid little bundles of joy.

my sunnie eb won't forgive me bros
i think it's time i end her

>>542603216
>implying indians can be animators
lol
lmao

>>542603036
Holy moly it's literally my moonie
>>542603217
It's adorable when they do I hope you gave him many treats as a reward

>>542603279
Holyyyyy pretty. More femlalas wearing makeup.

>>542603247
mmm... nyo

FUUUUUUCK 4 HOURS OF SLEEP ONCE AGAIN FUCKING KILL ME

>>542603473
same sis

Should me malezen get mcdonalds or taco bell hmmmm

>>542603473
Good morning, Anon. Have some coffee.

>>542603526
yea i got em all. bozja is dogshit too. pure matsuno slop and hiroi slop.

>>542603526
no, this is autism

>>542603526
kill yourself tranny

>>542603123
Saar, why should I pay when AI can do for free saar

>>542603473
I literally can NOT function on that

>>542603526
I have most relics from every expansion but im not doing any SHB ones, those fucking suck to grind.

>>542603812
Shb and hw are the only fun relic grinds

>>542603890
Nah
Eureka ones are the only ones I enjoy. The others are basically poetic dumps

>>542602885
If my malezen was there he would tell them to explode

My depression is eating away at me and all my friends keep abandoning our friendship over stupid reasons....

>>542604104
Not as good as Val

>>542602692
If you are not one of three specific people, I would advise you to stop

>>542604089
Sorry to hear bud. I don't get depressed very often but when I do it's worse than physical pain.

my Moonie is scared to face Christmas for the first time without her mom

>>542604162
I'll message you later <3

I think my crow might have a problem

>>542604089
>all my friends keep abandoning our friendship over stupid reasons....
Anyone I've met that says this shit is always minimizing their destructive behavior. Vast majority of the time they deserve to be alone.

>>542604248
He's addicted to piña crowladas...

>>542604238
Unless you plan on joining me in bed, which I suppose you do, can't be too much later

Me catiddie is buying donuts

>>542604332
You must not meet a lot of people then.

>>542604148
grrrrr I hate val now

>>542604248
>>542604362
And getting CAW-t in the rain?

>>542604248
My crow has a fat fucking Malezen BWC slanger and it's making me insecure

>>542604439
>You must not meet a lot of people then
I do, and most of the posters here are emotionally unavailable sociopaths.

>>542604439
You must be retarded then

>>542604380
Mmm, it certainly is an enticing offer.

>>542603750
Better. the Thavnairian male will do anything in his power to not learn an actual talent and gloat about the things his subordinates did claiming he did it himself, the Thavnairian will also go out and blame his subordinates and run for cover whenever his "plans" backfire and he cant weasel his way out of it. The Thavnairian is worse than a Dunesfolk because while the Scheming Dunesfolk will change society to benifit them, they will go about it in a way that the cattle are too stupid to notice and the world continues how it is. The Thanaviran will do it as a whiplash take all the resources to himself and then when the cattle notice and turn their heads to the stinky Thavnairian who is trying to run away society collapses and then theres a power vacuum where everything is a bloodbath and then you get Ala Mhigan Law or Steppe Kahn Laws because they just so happened to be the strongest people around or they came and conquered that area.
Never let a Thavnairian get close to a system of power.

>>542604508
>>542604518
I'm not the one who dumped years of friendship over hasan drama.

>>542604527
Tell us about other kinds of males

what did yoship meant with this?

>>542604625
I don't know what hasan is but you shouldn't have opinions about dumb stuff like that

>>542604224
Chin up moonie

>>542604625
Yeah, I'm sure it's not any deeper and you're not misrepresenting anything. Totally over some streamer shocking his dog, nothing more to it.

>hasan
Say it with me
From the Bed to the PC, Kaya will be free!

hi anyone wanna watch youtube and fall asleep together

>>542604658
>sus nicker
heh

>>542602959
its male nipples

Is it more of an insult to call a goblin a ratfolk or a jew?

>>542604771
>From the Bed to the PC, Kaya will be free!

EB like this??

>>542604701
Pretty much is, yes.

>>542603526
ARR relics done: WAR, PLD, SCH, NIN
HW relics done: WAR, PLD, DRK SCH, WHM, DRG, MCH
SB relics done: WAR, SCH, AST, SAM
ShB relics done: WAR, GNB, SCH
EW relics done: All of them

Slowly working on the DT ones right now but so far WAR, PLD, DRK, GNB, SCH, SGE, WHM, VPR, RPR

>>542604248
>>542604462
Does he make you take your crows off and go dancing in the rain?

>>542604883
I am confident you deserved it and your friend is better off without you

>>542604831
Probably worse to call them jewish ratfolk

>>542604883
What did you even say? I wanna know...

gm

>>542604625
I haven't argued with my friends since we were in high school, man. I can't imagine still bickering over pointless shit as an adult

been too afraid to go to Ul'dah on Balmung since i enabled playersync's public mode...

>>542605009
good lord he's strokin it

>>542604875
my catiddie is like this with bwc

>>542605058
do it and post pic of the first thing you see that makes you horny

All of my contrarian counterculture FC mates dropped that dude when they saw the evidence of collargate. They used to be diehard fans for the guy.

>>542605163
bet
>inb4 zipbomb

Heavy lipstick

>>542583997
Huh, didn't think that my /heals/ shell would be posted here

>>542605180
my friends and I have fulfilling social lives so we don't watch streamers

I only watch Zepla.

>>542605284
Stop, you're killing him

Yeah I watch streamers on myfreecams and give the stupid sluts money to do degrading things

>>542605345
me? I cum inside Lucy Pyre's ass

>>542605180
I don't think you understand what counterculture is.

>>542605384
Lucy Pyre is still the hottest XIV streamer and it's not even close

my femlala went digging through her closet looking for an old modded hat from years ago, and she found it
she also found a lot of other clothes in there . . .

>>542605345
The Ukraine war broke her so bad it turned her into a full time retail WoW shill... war is hell...

Id unironically watch a streamer that ripped their catgirl from the game files or recreate her as a v-tuber and then gave her massive titties and made her have the personality of a shit gremlin.
also she needs hella jiggle physics

5 fucking bastards in a boat not even trying to pop a spectral in 2 zones because they only care about their one blue fish from a very specific one
Kill yourself niggers

>>542605163
what in the blue fuck- Do people actually play this game with THAT many mods on?
do balmung subhumans really?

>>542605345
Based.

>>542605460
reverse bunny Alba...

My lalaboy

>>542605541
She's fuckin cute.

>>542605496
>he made fishing his personality
lol
lmao
now you know how RPers felt after the wanderer invasion in balmung
>"I dont care"
the irony is delicious ahahahahahahahahaha

I want to suck small lalaboy cocks

>>542605496
cope lol

>>542605667
What are you schizophrenic monkey even talking about

>>542605515
I remember seeing pic related back in 2023 and thinking that things couldn't get worse
How wrong was I...

>>542605541
>zooms in to mouth
Holy cavities.

>randomized filename
>it's not the schizo that posted it last week
retard actually saved cp and then decided to post it, better pray you live in a third world country that doesn't enforce the law

>>542605541
The way Zepla is angled in this shot really makes her look like my EX

>>542605481
War……. War is heck…….

>>542605735
You know who else has hella cavities? Mr. Happy

>>542605546
i'm not alba ..
ehh, whatever... gn

>>542605767
You have poor taste in women my friend.

>>542605753
Just report, hide, and ignore.

What the fuck man

>>542583602 (OP)
Is it possible to get a zoomer bf in this game? it seems like everyone i meet is either a boomer or trans or a girl

>>542605767
Your ex sounds pretty cute bro, she single?

My femlala got the gear piece she wanted after a couple hours of raiding now shes off to othergame
>>542605954
Hey