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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)
10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)
Early October - Tachyon's Factor Research
Late October - New training scenario
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m
December: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m

>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR)
10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m
10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
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Seiyuu & Concerts
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>>542640750
Nice, now we can all point and laugh.

Sky high Teio sex

>>542641223 (OP)
ORANGE!

please do not roll or borrow riko. as f2ps we can all save 30k carats, but it only works if all of us do it. if some roll riko, then they will have an unfair advantage, but if we all skip and don’t borrow then we’ll all be on an even playing field and 30k extra carats to use on something else. please spread the word.

>>542641225
not how it works

This child lost 20 Leo rooms in a row
What is her problem?

>>542641328
unironically, how?

>>542641328
fake img or god tier luck lol

>>542641458
Truly a mystery.

Explain why new banners don't update when the new day starts and instead updatee 7 hours later

I can't wait to pull fellow torena-sans! I'm so excited!

Odds = easy maru
Evens = easy riko

So I shouldn't use my borrows today yet, right? Maru is coming later today?

>>542641610
to make you check the game more

>>542641610
Timezones.

Hachimi hachimi hachimi
Hachimi wo nameruto

>>542641223 (OP)
Anyone else wants to join UMASUMI? Rules are the following
>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline
>6 million monthly quota
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes or else
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
Put your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame

Only 1 slot open

there are way, way too many umas in CM3 with 600+ stam and 2+ blue skills
Did I miss a memo? I get that the majority of players don't follow guides or know what they're doing, but there's a suspicious amount of people with groundwork+3 greens, perfect stats, and whaled supports running blue skills with 500-700 stam. Some even have 5 blues.
This grass that won the round for example, is a statistical anomaly.
Roughly 4 umas in every 9 uma race are running between 2-5 blues and 500-650 stam. Anyone else noticing this? They're getting decent results too. I'm not cherrypicking. I'm recording all the data.

>>542641685
Ashi ga ashi ga ashi ga
Hayaku naruuuu

Digitan LOVE

Which uma would act like this with her trainer?

>>542641303
>>542640750
I only have 6k carrots bros maybe I'll get lucky this time haha (image is from steam I have like 4k paid on mobile)

>>542641225
My intention was to pull them, and I always commit to the bit

>>542641720
How much is 6 million monthly in terms of playing?

Great things are happening in the spic side of the fandom

>>542641619
Yay!

>>542641848
200k fans / day, a career a day

>>542641848
6000000/30 put that in google

>>542641605
>2nd place guide

I am not pulling for Smaru
I am not pulling for Riko
I am not pulling for Kitasan rerun(I already have her)

bros...why's she laughing at her teammates?

>>542641842
>4k paid on mobile
give her banner 12 daily pulls though you should probably hold your free carats and completely stick to dailies instead of going down to 0 then getting jack shit

IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD

Hey guys I finally finished training my Teio. When is the Taurus Cup so I can use her?

>>542641605
>I am begging you to play late surgers so I can finally win CM in global 1 time

>>542641981
Yuutousei desukara

>>542641962
Same
Hold for Tachyon SSR MLB
Diamond hands

Actually feeling nervous about the finals. With Taurus and Gemini I was sure my honses will do well but with CM3, I'm very nervous that RNG can fuck me up real bad because of how random things are

I'm pulling nice neicha

>>542642053
post deck

C'mon, /uma/. Less ace posting, and more Ace posting, thanks!

Relatively new to this game. After clearing a few campaigns, I've noticed that Nice Nature's ending is the only one that comes close to a full blown confession. Doesn't seem very fair to me.

>>542641834
Rice Shower

what's this about? how many carats you need and what do you get?

Looks how happy she is.

Is Creek a valid debuffer this time around or should she just be used as a grandparent?

>>542642219
it's a scam, you pay for a guaranteed SSR but it could be anything

Replacing your aces, that ran ~80 games this CM for late Summer Maru sub, is it a douchebag move, basically akin to betraying your beloved trainee? Will you get smote by Shiraoki-sama for it? Shunned by community? Break heart of your hors?
Even is they had subpar results...

>>542642194
it gets more trainer love focused with time

>>542642219
1500
random umas or support cards that were released up until that point with a guaranteed 3*

>>542641738
My 18* stam just gives me 700 stamina natty.

IT IS INDEED TURBO TUESDAY TODAY

>>542642132
I literally never change it. It just werks.

>>542641605
>Do not pull the uma that completely ruins my oshi seiun sky, globalbabs
humm... nyo

In aprox 5 hours millions will be killed...

>>542642219
1500 paid carat banner
1 random rainbow
It's a gamble but can be a good value one if you check the odds of getting what you want

>>542642194
newfag...

>>542642219
One time only 1500 paid, at least one SSR guaranteed, the pool is anything at that point.

In JP the uma was up to Eishin Flash, but she was already released then. Seems good for umas, but not for supports.

>>542642297
yes

>>542642297
>Will you get smote by Shiraoki-sama for it?
Yes, she will make you get 2* wit sparks on your umas for the next two years

>>542642053
Is technician actually useful?

hag sexo unprotected

dang it
I couldn't get Stamina up in time

>>542642297
The only thing I'm thinking is if my full power blockushin will still be able to do anything or train for another blockushin that can also pull a win

wife groove

Hey guys, which of these Grass Wonders do you think would win by 3 lengths compared to the other one?
Smile.

>>542642194
Overtime the trainer love get's more focuse on uma campains.

>>542642058
Ok, here's the late surger

How do I close the log

>>542642119
just accept that this one is way more random than usual. I am a whale with "perfect builds" for both end closers and front runnners. It doesn't matter, obviously I win a lot more than I lose but a random uma with a random build can just luck out and win with a way higher chance than the other CMs

>>542642279
>>542642336
>>542642397
>another random SSR ticket
I mean, I have paid carats from daily packs but still

>>542642052
do it

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after a scrimmage

>>542642194
That's because most confessions happen on the onsen trip>>542642201

>>542642253
She is going to fall!

>>542642605
Someone will roll for Sweep Tosho so I can borrow her for next two weeks

Teio forgot to wear panties again...

I pulled Maruzensky on the debut ticket and my 3rd ace sucks. I'm going to build her last minute and if I win it was meant to be and I will pull summer Maru. I read it in the tea leaves.

>>542642441
Idk how good it is for pvp, but if you pick up Technician as your first skill Teio is 100% guaranteed to win Hopeful Stakes.

>>542642672
Thankl

How long do you have to be in a club to get the reward at the end of the month?

>>542642787
If you join tomorrow you should make it.

>>542642787
14 days
better hurry

4 HOURS TILL SPECALYPSE

>>542642194
opera gives you an engagement ring

>>542642601
If you don't mind dropping some money it's a gamble, but has potential. Getting a guaranteed 3* or SSR while being a dupe or some not so desirable card can suck, it's still a guarantee from one ten pull. I'm pulling both as I don't mind spending the money and I also compare it to a scenario where I could pull 50 or 130 times in a normal banner and not get a single 3* or SSR.
Considering it also has all the horses/supports up untill that point I'm hopeful to get lucky with the 3* banner atleast.

>>542642787
14 days

>>542642512
2nd
but at the end of the day you proc pump iron or you don't and die

>>542642787
Today is the last day you can get into a club
If you need a club, let me know

>>542642750
I mixed up your tea leaves and now they're in disarray

Summer Maruzensky? Sure she is a strong Uma
But Oguri Cap (as in peak) will take the finals

Ikuno...........................
dictus

Hey, divegrass manager here. Second part of our roster poll is up, rank the players to decide who gets a spot and which spot it'll be https://forms.gle/r6oujR9L3TDSBZuVA

>>542642194
Teio raped me

>>542642683
You wish

>>542642993
What rank is UMASUMI? I need to confirm leaving my current lazy club is worth it.

>>542642601
With the cost of 200 pulls being $408 and giving you 6 rainbows on average - $68 per rainbow, paying $21 is cheaper.
It's still gambling. If you get a good result you'll be glad but with a shit one you're going to seethe for up to half a year depending on your income and skin tone.

come on bwos
there is plenty of time to save for X.Oguri
you can drop 4-50 rolls on S.Maru

>>542643116
Wrong thread. /umajp/ is that way.

>>542642503
That chibi Groove with unkempt hair gives off such a strong Ryoko Kui vibes.

>>542643163
>he's still in a club
never mind

>>542643263
I don't need to save for her. I'm just gonna get her in 1 roll it's fine

THE (BLAST) ONEPIECE! THE (BLAST) ONEPIECE IS REAL!

>group b finals
ack... it's just...

>>542643116

I haven't watched divegrass for a while. When's the next cup?

Round 1
>FR Suzuka 55% wr
>FR Daiwa 20% wr
>LS Vodka 0% wr

Round 2 (A)
>FR Suzuka 5% wr
>FR Daiwa 0% wr
>LS Vodka 40% wr

???
What the fuck is this CM

>>542642512
Both lose to a mobuma by 6 lengths cause they're dumb as bricks.

REMINDER
If you change your name right now to "I won", you can use that to BM people in finals

friendly reminder that this is what your perfectly minmaxed 1200/1200 seiun will lose to in the final.

>>542643383
Hard working umadacchis pulling the club

>>542643396
Hey your Suzuka got 1% higher winrate than mine.

>>542643383
thats a lot of flat lines

>>542643383
Thats not the /uma/ Umasumi

>>542641223 (OP)
blessed thread
I bless everyone here
especially if i roll a 7

>>542643383
>those flatties
eeewwww

>>542643263
Nigger I have to roll for Doto, Cafe and Dober on the way
The hag looks good but I don't build fronts

Clover has 3 slots
you can literally join and get free rewards

oh wait Danchou is dead we can't accept shit

SUPER
LUCKY
SEVEN
AND I GO 200 ON MARU

>>542643269
I'm trying to represent both threads, no need to be a cunt
>>542643342
Late November/December, no exact dates yet.

>>542643396

Vodka/late surgers are gambling on top of gambling anon. My Vodka carried round 1 but refused to activate skills in round 2, I just barely made it to A finals.

>>542643605
you have no officers? they can invite people

>>542643560
>Think Manhattan Cafe is cute
>Plan to roll her
>Watch the movie
>She's a fucking schizo
How can I love an uma who will pay more attention to their tulpa than me?

QUEUE NOW

>>542643757
nope

>>542643123
Teio rapes everyone

>>542641605
Can you run Riko and Tazuna?

Is making a blockushin the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a front blocker. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are training, clothing, raising and rearing a uma for at least 3 years solely so she can go and get beat by another backliner. All the hard work you put into your trainee selecting the right support deck, making her go to power training, making sure she had a healthy diet, wit educating her, giving her the right skills. All of it has one simple result: you get to roll a dice to see which late surger wins. Raised the perfect blockushin? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random vodka who had nothing to do with the way she was trained gets the benefits of your hard work that came from the way you raised her. As a trainer who built a blockushin, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 careers simply to raise a uma for another uma to beat. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

Tomboy sex

>>542643887
Of course.

>>542643776
Simple, convince Sunday Silence you're good for Cafe
Could ask Fukukitaru for advice on yokai

>>542643507
I know

>>542643835
I'm the one raping Teio

>>542643776
Her tulpa(sundayman) wants (you) to fuck cafe

>>542641223 (OP)
The future is looking bright, I think the next CM is gonna be me and Tachyon taking the platinum finally...

>>542643470
BOFA Airgroove keeps SEA seething
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxVjiRli_aJ-9CYzvNm4XVsu9wHC0rwLtq?si=jMfyEUAhva3QMNhi

>>542643981
thanks for keeping away another flatliner away from us.

Thoughts?

>>542642386
He's metanigger though

>>542635836
>That's a very impressive-looking horse.
DIDYOOKNOWINUMAMOOSUME
They used to call him a scammer because his performance did not live up to his appearance.

>>542643801
it's already too late for me... I queued during the hardest hours...

>>542641223 (OP)
Fuku love

That's the spirit, girls.

you will play Late/End gamble with me in Final and you will be happy

>>542643776
Half the cast has some unaddressed mental illness or disability. My girl Sky clearly got a case of narcolepsy

>>542641820
Now I'm craving a Zapp

SAG HEX

>>542644231
Oh yeah? Well fuk u too buddy

>>542643801
>1/5
fuck you

>>542642787
>>542644095
Man umatubers are really something else. Its dunning krueger manifested in its purest form.

Tell her she's cute

>>542644091
My Tachy took Taurus and Gemini Platinum
She will take Cancer Platinum and finally become a Triple Crown champion
It is her divine right and nothing will stand in our way

>>542643116
i answered

>>542644312
post more Maruzen saggers

STOP BEING SO LEWD OR THE GIRLS WILL LEAVE OUR GENERAL

>>542643470
Yesterday an anon posted a S rank SMaru losing to a hybrid Nice Nature in Leo finals. I believe sometimes the game just want to fuck up with you

>>542643801
>2/5
I'm killing you then myself.

SUMMERZENSKYYYYYY

>>542643990
Can't rape the willing

>>542644236
>A+
doesn't count

>>542644407
nta but based. I'm a noob so my goal is just gathering fans for Tachy.

>>542644248
I'm going to mating press you in the finals.

>>542644382
SEKAI ICHI KAWAII

Is speedstar worth it

I'm mad that everyone made CG seem like the greatest thing since sliced bread. I watched the first 2 seasons of Uma when they aired and decided to catch up with the whole series recently. I'm not here to watch your literal OC fanfiction Kasamatsuslop. That being said, I would give Norn Ace 12 kids.

>>542644507
Your horses are weak
And so are you

>>542643801
Thanks bwo.

>>542644701
Fuck off, she's already taken (by me).

>>542644741
>>542644748
mogged

Look at this villainess.
She's so scary and intimidating at the same time.

>>542644748
>whale needing to wait for shitter hours
Grim

>>542642728
BANANA FIEND

God I love gambling

how about a CM3 room?
69055513

>>542644741
>front runner
You didn't win.

>>542644701
Sliced bread?

Umas should only be allowed to kiss other Umas.
Trainers should only be allowed to kiss other Trainers.

double angling... sovlful teamwork

>>542644701
>literal OC fanfiction Kasamatsuslop

>>542645020
loli sex

>Trying to train long uma parents
>Game keeps giving me triple star medium
NOT
NOW

>>542644861
Yeah I really whaled out here, well spotted.

>hurr your horses are weak
t. whale

seiun sky owes me groundwork

>>542644793
there is another one, but I can't find it right now. natie whispering dirty things into her ear
both nicely and cutely animated, good stuff

>>542644952
Cope. You can train your brain dead golshi for the next cup.

>>542644407
I got a lucky gold at Taurus with Tachyon even though I had no clue what I was doing, and a silver at Gemini after getting spanked in group A.Cancer has been a bit more of a struggle for me and I'm back in group B but I have high hopes! I’ve had so much fun with all the CMs so far, just trying to make all my umas do their best. It’s been an amazing journey so far, and I’m really excited for Leo!

>>542645179
this should be canon

>>542645126
>MLB Kitasan
Don't @ me

>>542645071
Faggot

>>542644861
>whale
Nobody whaled for the little boy on the left.

>>542644682
nyo according to the umalator

>>542643116
Me on the left being headpat.

>>542645305
looooooooooooooool

>>542645259
Don't get mad at me just because you didn't reroll for the literal best card in the game for 2 years.

i shall finna run sky, falcon and summerzensky in group A finals

>>542645341
Does umalator account for wind resistance?

>You can use Riko in MANT!
>But only if she's MLB and people will get her LB1-2 at best
So many people are about to brick themselves...

>>542645228
>just use seiun ult and win
Yeah that sure takes skill and planning, anon.

>>542645498
If you roll for her MLB you can use her, that's the point

>>542645428
that's the one, thank you very much!
>>542645517
marriage and sex with palmer

Do NOT roll for Kitasan Black! You should SAVE for ALMOND EYE. Her card is an overall UPGRADE to Kitasan. SAVE YOUR ROLLS.

>>542645094
Reminder the show said Oguri Cap was 10/12 when she transferred in when in reality she was 9/11. Idk why they just made up a race. Also, NONE of the Kasamatus horses are real. S1 is criticized for being fanfiction, so CG should be too.

>>542643383
uhhh I think you got the wrong one

Maruzensky is literally 53 years old

>>542643520
Better luck next time

>>542644914
one more maybe?
CM3 room
65129373

>>542645602
>6M fans monthly
>A
wtf

>>542645638
53 years young*

why are all the horses I want right next to each other and also the kitasan black rerun. skipping mejiro dober, skipping kawakami princess, getting that kitasan rerun.

fuji kiseki was worth, though

Need to wait untill monthly reset to look for a club better suited for what I want

So uh.... What does umapyoi even mean?

>>542645665
It's just that easy anon, all you have to do is play the game

>>542645710
>fuji kiseki was worth, though
Have you got her onsen scene yet?

>>542645713
taishin wouldn't do this

>>542645860
sex with boys etc etc

Why does Taiki Mightiest Miler Shuttle perform abysmally in this CM?

>WHALE WHALE WHALE WHAAAAAALE
>IS THAT... A MLB SR CARD?????????? OH NO NO NO NO HE SPENT HE SPENT SPENDER
>SPEND RUNNER
>OINK OINK OINK
>OINK HE IS AN OINK CHASER
>OINK OINK OINK
>PIGGY PIGGY HE IS A PIGGY SURGER
>OINK OINK OINK HE IS A SPEND CLOSER
>OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
>OINKERS OINK OINK OINK
>HE SPENT??? HE SPENT OINK OINK WHALE
>HE SPENT DISPOSABLE INCOME ON A GAME LOL OINK OINK OINK OINK PIGGERS PIGWHALE OINKERS SPENDER SPENDER HE IS NOT F2P
>OH NO NO NO NO PIGGYMELTY PIGGY MELTY WHALE MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY KEKYPOW
>OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY

>Tazuna literally not showing up at all on any of trainings during junior year
>shows up but is on guts 4 turns in a row
fuck you bitchhh

>My End Closer Taishin is too powerful compared to even Late Surgers and is often in 4th place by midrace.
Pump Iron is worthless if youre going against megashitters.

Anyone still looking for clubs

>>542645996
>actually mad

>>542645957
She's perfect.

>>542645996
All true.

>>542645996
I look like this and say this.

>>542645781
rape/sex

>>542646008
Tazuna avoids toreinas who sniff her butt.

>>542646086
I got spooked by her rolling for City, she's really cute

>>542645996
>IS THAT... A MLB SR CARD
That's harder to do than banner MLB SSR actually (except Kitasan and Satono Diamond)
But the real sign of the whale or insane luck is multiple off-banner SSRs

>>542645996
All in good fun anon, get some thicker skin
Some people take it way too seriously though

>>542643887
Yes, some anon posted a picture of a max speed/stam/pow running both at MLB

>>542645980
the layout and accel zones of the track.

>>542645781
I think you know

>>542645781
depends on whether you ask a white person, a japanese person or a south east asian

Some of you guys are alright, feel free to come to the spica room tomorrow after 5 PM

mindbroken lol

>>542646118
Do you want to practice your forward bend with me ;)

>>542645980

Her skill activates too early and does literally nothing. Same problem as Maru and many others for this CM.

>>542645126
Only whales rolled for falcon

8%

>>542645996
it's third world shitters and lucklets malding, anon. Ignore em. They started apeing at me over my umas earlier

How the FUCK do I get doubleO Taiki affinity with Goldship ace

Getting decent SR MLB cards is harder than you think when you have shit luck...

Soul

>>542646239
I've fallen for this trick before...

>>542642058
Isn't this the guy who claimed to have some ridiculous win rate in JP? Has he really never won a CM?

>>542645996
Teio would say this

>>542645980
Cygames hates her specifically and made a mile track where her full power cannot be unleashed

>>542646298
That's normal luck anon.
Rates are literally lower than on SSR

>>542645980
acceleration increasing skill that activates when she isn't accelerating because the spurt starts on a straight

>>542646205
>Uma GF
>Can fiddle with her ears
>She can catch you with her tail
I hate how much these dumb creatures suit my taste, and how much fan art abuses said fact

>>542645860
Yeah! It was my favorite out of any hot springs dates. she and I have similar vacation planning styles.

>>542645660
>The """front meta"""
I'm can't stop laugh

>>542645638
That is very rude anon. Don't speak about my wife's age.

>>542645996
HACHIOINK HACIOINK HACHIOIIIINK

>>542646182
what does this say about me?

>>542646307
I fucking hate smart falcon

>>542645583
Nice wife

>>542645660
Last one
CM3 Great Mood
come and test your Front might
26489364

You don't actually like older women.

uma musume is orca game

What if Gold Ship and Rice Shower did the funsion dance?
They would be GOLDEN SHOWER xD

>>542646425
/uma/ rooms have evolved their own meta because everyone brings their own blocker and is too contrarian to use the "meta" style.

>>542646539
I do tho?

>>542646386
Then why do i keep getting SR dotos or toshos?

>>542646291
go into the calculator and try to overlap any races but it's unlikely. Your best bet for affinity is to have her with a 3 star green as the gp for each parent and pray for an inspiration

>>542645996
Uh oh melty

>>542646471
that you either have money or are malnourished

>>542646471
>>542645996

Umamusume is a Ga Slight game

>>542646471
That you have excellent photoshop skills

>>542646307
Nigekiri kino

>>542646647
luck

>>542646150
But she goes out on dates with me and shows up on the right trainings even though I sniff her nice butt quite often..

Dear Cygames,

Put this slut into the game.
Thank you.

Sincerely, Anonymous.

Bourby BIG LOVE! Bourby SUPER LOVE!

>>542646613
everytime I play in uma rooms I see the sameshit I see out in cms

>>542646613
Yeah my Vodka>>542646519
is my best performer by far in /uma/ lobbies but my Seiun has double her win rate in the actual cup

>>542646539
You are correct.
I actually like presentation.

>>542646747
Not before adding her (not the goblin)

>>542646008
it is senior year and she hasnt given me the event yet yeah thats a brick

>>542645498
and she's mid at best even at mlb lmao

>>542646421
It's my favourite onsen scene as well. I like the way the two of you do everything there is to do there together, and then at the end where she takes you out to watch the fireworks is great.

>>542646442
hopefully this is just cute taishin and not the prelude to porn

>>542646028
Pump just sucks in general, you want mid race skills so you end up in 4th or 5th even as late so you avoid being blocked.

>>542646872
what, but the goblin's tiny tiny body...

When does Bakushin alt get released, and does this make her a mandatory parent for sprint CMs?

Whats the best scenario to farm sparks in JP?
Maybe I should wait for that instead of burning out in Global?

Holy shit these are the worst hours to queue
Everyone is using blockers

>>542646539
I like strong women

>>542646936
Taishin is short and ugly nobody wants to have sex with that scrawny little thing

Umas with a rape fetish?

>>542645996
piggu melty

>>542646539
Unfortunately, I do. They are my peers now.

>>542646747
SSR Belno and SSR Kitahara, SR March and SR Norn (alongside with those 2 goobers)

I'm thinking of grabbing uma seiyuus pictures and throwing in the grok imagine. I'm fucking gonna do it. I need help

>>542645957
the takarazuka inspiration is there, but at least she doesn't have to wear a mullet or one of those feather outfits. she just flirts with girls and has one of the more romantic trainer ends

>>542647001
the reporters reaction to seeing this happen is pure gold, the absolute terror and disbelieve

There is this one picture I can't find on boorus nor pixiv, barely remember whose twitter it was on. Its Summer Maru, Xmas Oguri and V Bourbon all sitting on thrones.

Its practically my pulling plans for the next 5 months.

>>542645996
Teio melty

>>542647015
>145cm
IMAGINE

>>542647071
im thinking about grabbing you by the throat

>>542645498
I'm rolling to plug up the holes in my SRs, I don't care about MLB

>>542646539
I like them just fine but JKs will always be my top choice.

>>542646442
interesting page there

>>542646964
>cherry scramble
sounds like what Trainer does to her insides.

>>542645551
Huuuge

>>542647123
bwo I can see his thing

>>542645996
>actual melty
kekaroo

>>542646974
best scenario is always the most current scenario. don't burn out. I only do 3x runs a day when it's event time, and that's when I'm watching tv

>>542645996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yc2rdz4tUY

>>542646539
sorry for having adult woman fetish

>>542646824
Same, I have a pretty high w/r running triple fronts in the actual cup but I get absolutely mogged by you guys because someone always brings a cracked out blocker.

>>542647204
>>542647234
oh no...

>>542644407
I'm surprised no one's aiming for your CM Triple Crown with Golshi, considering how many probably won CM1&2.

But yours is far more sovlful, of course.

Any JPanon knows if summer Maruzensky or summer Special week are good?
I already have normal Maruzensky but no special week.
The uma i want are like...very far away.
Or are they like the angel mcqueen which is so-so and only "worth it" if you like her costume.

>>542646539
I like when Falco glares at me

>>542647346
Summer Maru falls off quickly
Summer Spe is good even to this day in JP

>>542647346
special week is said to be shit. summer hag is said to be one of the golden standards (besides christmas ogu) for the next 2 years or some gay shit. I've seen both being run in TT on JP, so I suppose that fits.

>HH calls Erzzy a "her"
wait, was a reading a tranny doc all this time?

>>542647346
If she makes your pee pee hard just get her its simple

>>542646519
that's all folks. now host it yourself
my Blockushin cheated by rushing herself in early-race

>>542647346
They're alright, good for their time but they become supplanted by better horses in like half a year, summer maruzensky in particular is actually bricked once her card comes out because she cant use it

>>542647103
To pull off something like that Gentildonna would have to produce enough pressure to create a neutron star. And she’s doing it effortlessly.

it's falcover

>>542646539
why yes, I do

>>542647346
Maru is sexo and will be meta for some time, Spe just exists and maybe was used once iirc.

>>542647534
I've heard and know that much, but that they actually depict it through the reporter is just great, really adds to how fucking stupid it all is.

I TELL YA NONE OF THESE LITTLE SNOWLAKE KIDS AT TRACEN THESE DAYS KNOW HOW TO RUN.... ALL THIS 'LATE SURGER' AND 'PACE CHASER' CRAP!

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GET IN FRONT AND THEN KEEP RUNNING. EASY AND SIMPLE JUST LIKE THAT. WON EVERY RACE BACK IN MY DAY WITHOUT ANY OF THESE NONSENSE "SKILLS"

WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE STARTED HANDING OUT PARTICIPATION AWARDS!!!

---
Maruzen "the supercar beast" Sky

Hashimoto farm '76-'78

If You're Not First... You're Last!

Sent from my iphone

>>542646613
>Have to make six aces to win both uma test rooms and the real deal
Life is suffering

>>542647068
I see the vision of her being the most broken SSR Wit in the game...

>>542647346
>that appear to be female
I think it may legitimately have been about 15 or 16 years since I posted this image last.

>>542647346
that's a boy from a yaoi manga

>>542647581
huh the eye lock is a portrait thing?

>>542647487
Still, its approx 7-8 months until that happens. Its like the Rice/Riko schizoids trying to argue that 4 months of winning the scenario is worthwhile.

>>542647715
It's essentially the "Anime Mode" camera, while the wide camera tries to look as close to TV Broadcasts of actual races as possible.

>>542642119
Once you lose a final all the pressure's off and you can join the crowd in saying umamusume is a luck game.

a big spider fell on me as I was about to post

>>542647707
Yaoi implies explicit sex. Prunus Girl is simply shonen romcom.

>>542647715
Portrait mode is more kino but wide camera has the "drone" view which I don't know it's only used for the ura finale finals.

>>542647804
Yes. She'll be very good until then, and only just good afterwards. Her entire kit is still pretty good it's just that the others who come out after her have it much easier

>>542647850
What happened then?

anyone have good groundwork grandparent borrows or know any for CM4?

>>542647581
I wish we could get this kino in widescreen.

DON'T FUCKING DO IT
YOU'RE BANKING ON GETTING A CM WINING MARU IN UNDER 6 RUNS
THAT'S INSANE

>>542642605
Me on both the left and right.

>>542647534
Physics are nothing compared to a gorilla.

>>542647740
Norn went from hating her guts to masturbating whenever she watches her races and probably even looking for a trainer to have sex with while watching just to make it feel better, what happened?

>>542647934
I managed to trap it inside a cardboard box and throw it outside the window by putting my life on the line.

>>542647896
>>542648014
a slut for trophies

>>542642119
I'll just wait it out and see what happens.
All those runners I spent days making? None of them worked, the umas that got me into finals were randoms I made before CM3 was a thing. I'm not even replacing any of them with Summer Maru.

>>542647676
Is she even a real horse and won anything?

>>542647969
i got a 1* wit pasa with 6* groundwork total
you want that?

if my favorite uma are Fuji Kiseki, King Halo, and Smart Falcon, which uma's careers would I like?

>>542647740
Nice Nature
She exists >>542647896, >>542648014

>>542648158
no

Thanks to a certain anon the birb is IN

>>542647929
And at that point, even V.bourbon falls off once better cards with Groundwork get released. The point is there are worse picks and more than enough time in this crucial 3-4 month period to brick your account if you do not plan on spending money.

>>542642119
it only hurts the first time bwo

what's the most contrarian team comp for Leo cup?

>>542645996
Just shove their noses into the horse shit every time there's a new banner (like in 3 hours). F2Ps need the occasional reminder.

Gold City is pregnant

>>542648317
Yeah, but that's beside the point, I'm rolling for the hag regardless, I like her design, I like her aesthetic, I loved her super car theme, and I will pull for Maru

>>542648251
haa ha ha ha ha! look at me doto! I have become... TM opera ball!

>>542648317
wait a second isn't l'arc a real race

>>542648412
BNW team

>>542647707
Well, it does say "APPEAR to be female"

>>542641479
>>542641559

>>542648412
Ace Nature
Narita Taishin
Front Oguri Cap

It's not fair

>>542648317
So there's nothing to roll for at all during MANT?

>>542648496

Yes, and?

>>542648412
mcqueen tm opera o winning ticket

Kittens I need to level up some SRs but I'm not dumb enough to roll for Riko and Rice or Nature, am I gonna have to wait for Summer Maru or is there gonna be another good Support banner before that?

>>542648412
blockushin, debuffer, narita taishin ace

>>542648317
saw vbourbon's ult and the second the chocolate said "master" was when I confirmed I was never rolling for her, fuck ML bullshit. even "sweetie" would have been an improvement

>>542648158
She's based loosely off a real horse that's a shitter and has a different name iirc

>>542648496
All of the races in this game are real races

>>542648451
danchud, kill this man

>>542648642
You could roll on Nice Nature if you like Late Gamblers and don't have any Fine Motion copies yet.

Sex....with Uma Musumes...

>>542648642
Nice Nature if you really feel like blowing carats on something

>>542648658
retard

>>542648713
i need to make a sex tier list

>>542648642
You've been told to roll so you roll. Stop thinking and just roll.

odds - buy 70€ of steam wallet currency to roll for the grandma gaslight
evens - buy battlefield 6
0 - buy 70€ worth of gunpla

>>542648683
Sigh. I have to do everything myself...

What did she mean by this?

>>542648642
kitasan black rerun

>>542648251
based

Gay sex....with Trainers...

>>542648696
I already have 1LB Fine Motion and I'll roll the Summer Maru/Fine Motion banner so I'm expecting I'll MLB or 3LB Fine Motion easily enough by next year
>>542648849
Already 3LB

>>542647998
Mammary Melons

>>542648807
$70 of gunpla would have given you more enjoyment, anon.

I had fun building the "baby's first model" at the gundam base mobile tour when it came to my town

>>542648807
Welcome to the Maruzonesky

>>542648558
But look at how happy she is.

Are you rolling in 3 hours?
Are you rolling for Doto?
Are you rolling for wit neicha?
Are you rolling for Flash?
Are you rolling for Riko/Rice?

>>542648251
is there a friendly happening?

>>542643116
Where's my Tachy wife, you faggot? This poll is rigged

>>542648462
So am I, not just because of hag titties, but I'm out of statues and need to get Ryan's and Tachyon's outfit for their uniques. Also Summer Week is more towards my taste and she will get better over time.

>>542648947
no to all of these

I need her so much

>>542647461
yes

>>542648947
I am rolling for Summer Spe
I am rolling for NN wit
Because i am a lateCHAD

>>542648947
yes yes yes yes yes

>>542648947
nyes
nyo
nyo
nyo
nyo/nyo

>>542648947
nyo to all. I rolled for Fuji Kiseki and am waiting for KB rerun

>>542648947
I'm rolling for wit neicha

>>542648947
Waiting for the all-spark. Might roll for wit neicha, might not.

>>542648807
is it better to buy steam wallet currency instead of just directly in game or what?

>>542648947
yes
no
yes
yes
yes

>>542649027
huh her lips dont match

>>542648947
no
no
no
no
no

>>542648642
Your kita is maxed out? I mean, supports are always a massive investment.
Gimmick with this one is you get guaranteed left/right handed event.

>>542649027
Just another couple years, stay strong

>>542648947
I'm at work and by the time I come back all the Marus will be gone and I'll have to do with Spechud.

>>542648947
no but i will probably spark doto later in the gigabanner

>>542648947
No to all.

>>542648947
yes
no
no
no
no

Homosexuals are telling you to not pull for SMaru. The same people will tell you to build Mejiro Ryan.

>>542648570
Go to /JPuma/ and ask about MANT, I dare you.

>542648947
cafe please hurry

Summer Special Week looks much better than summer Maruzensky

>>542648947
I haven't rolled a single time, I will not be rolling any time

>>542648947
No
No
No
Yes
No

>>542649230
Since when do homos like massive tits

Rudolf is a dictator!
Rebel against tyranny !

Thank you for being such a comfy general /uma/, I need a break from the madness of /bpsrg/ every once in a while

>>542649230
mejiro ryan is just that cute

>>542649129
3LB, I don't think the upgrade to MLB is worth risking 30k carats for though.

>>542648570
The infographic just shows SSRs needed for scenario, and there is nothing that (meaningfully) helps with the shitshow that is MANT.

>>542648958
Nyo, just me testing if it works
>>542648960
Sorry pal, you're the only tachyonfag left.

>>542648642
How the hell you plan on raising a SMaru without a deck?

>>542649332
Did you vote for Rudolf? I didn't!
Did you vote for Sakura Bakushin O? I didn't!

>>542649409
is /bpsrg/ that bad? This is the 3rd general i see people be complaining about it
Umamusume.

>>542649129
Oh right, people dont mention this one.
Its CHEAP, as far as how many copies you need for it. 1LB and youre done.

>>542648570
mant is a shitty ass scenario where only race bonus matters so any card that is good there will be instant dogwater outside of it

Hahaha indeed Tachyon

>>542649575
Who says fronts can't gamble

Reminder that wit NN is a brick before 3LB

>>542649561
They don't want you to know this but the cafeteria food is made from failed trainers!

Uma and Nin.... that's not allowed!

>>542649168
>>542649483
>>542649715
y she so cute?

>>542649491
I do have some MLB SRs, just not a lot., my biggest issue is all my speed cards except for 3LB Kita, MLB Special Pity and 3LB Kita are 1LB or worse. So I'm basically forced to use Eishin in every deck.

>>542649575
Nah it's more like /uma/ is unusually "normal" for this site. /uma/ feels like it's in the "eye of storm" hour other gacha generals sometimes get where you can actually discuss things without a schizo faggot having a meltdown every 20 seconds or spamming cuck or bbc posts.
Except this general is like this almost all the time instead of being a rare occurence.

>>542649810
the water too

>>542649431
all I've seen for MANT is the event cards with race bonus are necessary. it's why I ground through for bride mejiro wit MLB. granted, i t will also probably kill the playerbase. hour runs where it's all races? jesus

She did her best again today.

>>542649905
there's minimal genderwars falseflagging here, anyway

>>542650047
MANT is the name of Rudolf's weapon.
Think Umas THINK!
She means to ki-

I didnt know you could get two nightowls in a single run
I'd always assumed that once you got it once every other +30 would just be that
What a fun way to kill a run

Post your finals registration within 5 minutes of registry open or you will forever be known as a metacuck chaser...

>>542649905
We could change that ;)

>>542650114
good job... I guess...

>>542650047
Even SSR Riko has 10% race bonus, hell there's dozens of free SSRs by that point to stack tons of race bonus. Does it help make the tedium of MANT better? does it make your uma better? even the JP whales couldn't see a difference.

>>542649905
We had a SEA monkey schizo spam scat and gore for a few weeks though

>>542650281
But Summer Maru is my Oshi...

>>542650281
I'll gladly take the label if it means I can make Smart Falcon lose.

>>542650289
You fags have tried, you tried with e-cleb shit and /v/ janny faggotry. There's not enough schizos here to do jack.

>>542648570
Only race bonus matters and starting stats. This is the welfare SSR you get when xoguri comes out.

Claw machine let's go
>first round drop all 3
>second round drop all 5
>third round get 3
There goes the title yet again

>>542650281
yes I pulled seiun for sky and learned my lesson not to do that again

but smart falcon is genuinely my girl leave me alone

>>542649905
There's a certain level of maturity here I've noticed.

>>542649905
Not pointing any fingers but /uma/ quality has some rather noticeable fluctuations depending on the hour of the day

>>542650540
that sounds like a "yes, there is nothing to roll for, use welfare with race bonus you've built up"

>>542650423
what? we did? i can't remember that at all, or at least it wasnt for a few weeks.

whatever it is, its because you dont love Fuku enough

>>542650281
Well I am a cuck and a chaser so might as well be meta about it

>>542650617
That's the whole site, count your blessings and all that.

>>542649905
Just wait until my meds run out, then cometh the storm.

Could be worse I guess

>>542650481
She just wants to be the umadol that shines the brightest....

>>542650782
You're right I don't love Fuku even though she took my URA finals and Hot Springs virginity
She remains forgotten in the corner of my stable.

>you will never be mommylested by super creek
How do I deal with the pain, bros.

I'm rolling for S.Maru but unless I get an A+ super highroll career I'm not running her in finals, my blockushin will deal with Falcon.

>>542650782
But fuku, you only have four ears!

>>542650728
Yes. Yes it does. Check >>542648317

Can my ace at least compete in Leo?

We love older umas

>>542650963
i'm rolling for her but won't be using her because i never change the racers that carry me to the finals

>>542650896
Please run this uma

>>542650617
You can just say that SEA hours and the rise of /vt/ has done irrepairable damage to the site. We're all aware.

>>542650730
It was pretty bad

>>542650730
The guy was apparently mad about thread numbers or because we split from /JP/ and spammed a bunch of threads with no numbers or vandalised threads. When he got ignored he spammed scat in the real threads. Pretty sure it lasted for more than a couple weeks though the threads were way faster back then so I guess it could have been less.

>>542651023
I beat her with my TT Mejiro Ryan so she's glue I'm afraid

>>542650730
nta but there was a guy like that but it was more like a single week
There was also someone posting cp too
and the thread making schizo

>>542643116
I voted

>>542649905
Some of you guys are alright, don't come to /uma/ after finals

Should I just grind out a Vodka real quick for tonight or should I try to make a good Matikanefukukitaru?

>okay skill sparks
>scenario spark
>good pink
>...
>ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT
Cmon game.... How many runs do I have to do to get a good blue in there?

>>542649847
yes, always

>>542650963
Okay bwo

>>542650730
That schizo has been around and posts in other gacha generals aswell

>>542651023
>Silver border but max potential skills
>No score
That's an NPC horse

>>542650423
That guy isnt unique to this general and often general hops to get attention.

>>542651331
Who do you like more?

>>542650963
>my blockushin will deal with Falcon
Sure she will

Look at those fat buttcheeks.

>>542651175
Huh... must've pushed it out of memory or something, plus the last few months since launch feel like weeks to me anyway.
>>542651205
>or because we split from /JP/
But wasn't that partly cuz of funny soccer and some indo turd being mad? Pretty sure that was a thing, with (now) JP anons exposing his retarded ass hardcore more than once.
>with no numbers or vandalised threads
That I remember very well, 13´+ threads at some point, then anon exposed him and he shut up real fucking fast.
>>542651278
That makes more sense.

>>542650880
>no URA
>style spark
>barely any whites, and they all range from bad to meh
BACK TO THE MINES

>>542651393
Found the story skipper.

>>542650963
I'm telling myself not to swap out the Sky that's been carrying me unless I get a top class Smaru, but I know I'm going to end up yoloing one with 530 wit two greens and concentration, and I'm going to eat shit for it. They need a word for when you're battling your inner demons but already know you've lost.

Week after week I must truly thank wit-kun for my eternal retention

>>542651608
More like Naritataishit, you should run fucking vodka

>>542651608
>jojo... this is my last taishin gaslight... take it!!

>>542651714
>>542651728
taishin is not a gaslight she is beautiful and wonderful and perfectly average height

>>542651714
build her better?

>>542646936
145cm and take thin you could see the whole dick inside her man

>>542651780
She probably rims ojiisans for Amazon gift cards

Every frame of super creek is pure sex

Why did golshi sink vs taishin in cm3 when it was the opposite in cm2?

>>542651507
TAKE A PICK.

https://youtu.be/jIekOTCrO-k?si=7GYliofrjWNjUkY8

>>542651791
>that team comp
I'm getting ptsd I hate cancer cup