Thread 542658320

Witch Girl Edition

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>Previous Thread
>>542371006

MvM updetto status?

>>542658572
2 more weeks

total witch girl victory

*sips*
yep, this is the thread

>>542658608
im losing hope shupobro...

WE'RE IN HERE!
>>542658313

>>542658749
no we're not fagola

>>542658749
>fake early thread
lmao fuck off

GREETINGS MORTALS!
i, MERASMUS, have come to cast the spell of 3 MORE SHITTY KOTH MAPS FOR NEXT YEAR!

Miss Pauling needs to be punished for making the mercs (my fucking heroes) do difficult life-threatening missions to kill them

3 NIGAS
ON CART

>>542658862
Your thread has already been invaded by off-topic manchild spammers lol

>>542658991
It wasn't early, I posted it after 750.

post fraggin' tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve4qfo7kXho

>>542659147
https://youtu.be/OYBZrRCCrXE

>>542659113
your timestamp is 3 seconds sooner which means you made it even EARLIER than this and sat on it like a faggot
take the L

>>542659279
I didn't post it at 749 though.

>>542659147
https://youtu.be/2HjLN1TA3bc

>>542659147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eh2-DZTgQ

>>542659147
https://youtu.be/8Hn-pNxtByM?si=yepCy_dGsQesGK_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aV9HGFnFnA

>>542659147
https://youtu.be/24Eh2-DZTgQ

>>542659413
see
>>542659449

I don't know why the schizo is complaining and samefagging his dupe thread, this thread is on topic and has no anime

>>542659530
>>542659580
bonkumirumind

>>542659596
I am on PC bitch.

This thread has shupos, so I'm sticking with this one.

>>542659801
based

>>542659789
then you're a dumbass that can't read the post count

>>542659737
he refuses to ever admit he lost

>>542658320 (OP)
Good job sister, you got yourself in the OP I rooted for you last thread

>>542659883
IT SAID 749

>>542659147
https://youtu.be/siVrZ5XoRAY?si=T2TPkB13sl_A9N8S

>>542659112
>>542659841
>>542660061
oh yeah, real thread confirmed

>>542659921
that isn't me tho but I appreciate your congratulations anyway :)

>>542660169
You just happen to use the same image with the same name, and md5...

>>542658320 (OP)
Can we keep this thread theme going and have this as the next OP!!

>>542660510
+1

>>542660510
We need to solidify /tf2g/ as an LGBTQ+ friendly space and drive out the chuds

>>542659112
>>542659841
>>542660061

i see graveyard without a friend is still the most ass contract

>>542660838
>soldier's wrist
it is sad how humans are brought up to see things in this twisted, perverted lens

>>542660301
that doesn't mean it's me, I'm a man. you can keep your projection to yourself :)

This general sucks ass

>>542661489
uhuh, your passive aggressiveness is very masculine. everyone belives you!

Which one of you got my thread deleted?

>>542659957
No it didn't, the only way you saw that is if you're a filthy mobile fag, or a retard, or both.
>6 posts after new thread was posted
>last thread is at 756
>756 - 6 = 750
It's as shrimple as that

>>542659801
>>542659870
Samefags

>>542661795
it was MEH
aye did it like this

>>542659875
what a betrayal

>>542658320 (OP)
>finally able to finish afterlife contract
post your gargoyles tf2g

>>542658320 (OP)
>>542658645
>tumblr
faggot

>>542663339
ur just projecting sweety.

>>542663339
not my fault that's where uberchain posts his stuff

>>542663035
i like koth laughter its my favorite map

Ayo paint your bigger menn on campus team spirit yo

>some guy gave me 75 keys for a gay scout hat
>gamba'd them all immediately
>this is the result
does anybody need any of this? is any of it good? I don't do the whole trading scrap and keys autism thing often enough to know

>>542664803
no

>boot up the game for the first time in a year
>favorite servers are all dead
>everything is 64 player slot RTD slop now

>>542664803
>>542664920
Here is the picture

is this the thread?

>>542665009
jesus christ

>>542665009
It's all absolute dogshit anon, sorry to say you should've spent the keys on something else

>>542665097
Yep

>>542665130
>>542665108
do you want a Strange Winger?

>>542663969
respectable choice, I like megalo the most it has a certain charm to it that I like

>>542665130
>>542665108
I had fun doing the gamba tho

>>542663035
fyi I got my gargoyle when it was first added to the game (2015)

>>542659147
2007 approved fragging tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC9jhtuscZ4

>>542665804
you should play more tf2

>>542665846
I remember when this was all over newgrounds animations

getting demoknight fatigue

>>542666000
>666
>000
I obey

>>542666000
okay satan

I find it funny how TF2, a casual game, had their only stun weapon completely nerfed into the shitter because "stuns dont belong in an fps".
Yet OW, a tryhard game that has been paying to push competitive since day 1 with tourneys and ranked n shiet, is full of stun mechanics, and their comp players don't seem to give a cra.
I wonder what the retarded compfags who bailed to OW when MYM flopped and I'm 100% sure hated the sandman thought about the absurd amount of stuns in OW.

>>542667224
Stuns allow for le epic combos of teamwork (tm) anon

>>542667224
valve even has multiple characters that use stuns in deadlock so where is the #brinbackthesandman

>only stun weapon
doesn't play the game

>>542659147
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGo-MLA6YfU

>>542665009
lmao I remember the first and only time I ever used a key to open a crate I got a strange winger and looked it up and it was worth like 11 cents and I never uncrated anything ever again.

>>542668893
>>542669128
tally hall x TF2!?!?!!

>>542669232
You learned your lesson early, good

spamming / flooding

>>542669360
I love them so much..

shupos really won in the marketplace of ideas
and this demented autist lost BIGLY

>>542669934
That's what all blue archive spammers do.

>>542670150
he's malding hard his dupe spam thread was deleted

>>542668893
>>542669128
>>542669364
>>542669582
>>542669812
Thread culture

>>542658572
>>542658608
>>542659530
>>542659557
The Brutal Bouffant should be a Misc.

>>542670150
it's pretty sad how he refuses to let go

>>542670231
Wasn't spam because it wasn't early.

>>542670847
cope yours was posted before this one which makes it early

>>542671123
I didn't post it before 750 though.

>>542665009
I see some cool stuff in there, are those Vaccinator Stangifiers? I could eat that. I could maybe eat some of those strange parts too. Can you post prices?

>>542659147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnNSAYrKFXI

>>542671271
you made it early and then sat on it to try and get an earlier timestamp which is even worse
stay coping and malding

>>542668893
Sniper
>>542669128
Medic
>>542669364
Demoman
>>542669582
Soldier
>>542669812
Spy

>>542671493
Andrew is Heavy.

>>542658572
first part is coming as soon as, again, August 27th

>>542664484
You got it!

Tuesdays, amirite?

>>542670548
New Shupo???

>>542674365
I'm sorry you lost your CP, anon

does anyone have the image of eric smith replying about the green pyro saying something like some people may like it that way? i have been trying to find this but i can't find it

>>542675673
>does anyone have the image
I imagine a lot of people have it

>>542674365
i lost like 50 of farmageddon earlier i was so mad

>>542675673
Here ya go

>>542676041
thank you

>>542674365
Doing Gorge is such a slog.

>2CP which means outside of those two points, there's no other way to get souls
>Standard crumpkin and pumpkin bomb sidemissions
>Also final point being a general slog if you're on attack
>Jesus christ why is there 20 million skeletons??

>>542671279
post trade link and what you want, you can have them

I HATE THE MATCHMAKER
MAPS ARE ALL GREEN AND IT CAN'T FIND ME A SINGLE MATCH
FUCK YOUUUUUU JILLLLLLL

>>542678189
NEATO

>>542676668
I don't believe you

What would convince you to join Team Grey?

>>542680162
you killing yourself

>>542680162
Olivia rimjobs

>>542679489
k

>>542680162
>slop
i feel conflicted

Thank God for gargoyles making shitty maps slightly faster to complete.

>>542680512
do you like it because a machine made it and also dislike it because what the machine made was a sexy child

>>542680512
Most drawings are slop.

>>542680512
same

>>542670548
Jesus is the clipping so bad with that hair

>>542681223
why*
Fuck

>>542667224
Wasn't mcree's stun got heavily nerfed though? That was the last time I touched that game.

Bros...

>>542681447
Because they're not supposed to go together.
Because the hair is considered a hat and not a misc.

>>542680512
slop is good when it makes my pp hard

>>542682793
Imagine getting hard over cartoons..

>>542680917
i dislike it cus machine
principles, sorry, i know

>>542684078
I don't have to imagine it

He’s so perfect bros

>>542684342
he could ride me anytime!

blud is schmexy asf *giggles*

>>542680162
Someone check anon's hard drive real quick.

>>542689710
wtf i love zesty now?!?!?!?!??

>>542689483
tummy...

>>542684342
are you the same sniper poster from last thread? i admire your dedication

>>542689483
wait one more thing.
there, NOW it's art

>>542691485
tummy...

just got this drop!

>>542692498
*deletes*

>>542691483
sex
sex
sex
sex
>>542691485
sexo

>>542691485
>>542691483
actuall cisfag coomer slop KYS

>>542692883
>cisfag
imagine actually writing this, you need to go back

>>542692498
nice, hat drops r awesome

>>542692883
you'll say this yet wont even touch the tf2 board on /y/ with a ten foot pole, you're a larping fag

>>542678189
Keep silent MMR, but base it on relative statistical performance rather than purely win loss. Make scrambling more accessible and give all modes timer / round bumps targeting 25 mins. Keep filtering to a minimum, if games can be formed which separate low skill / time players (bronze-gold equivalent) from the middle (plat diamond) and high (master+) I think that is sufficient.

>>542692883
>esl *buzzword* *buzzword* *buzzword*
go back

>>542692883
so true bestie

What happened to actually talking about TF2?

I only have good aim as Scout when I'm playing Harvest.
I genuinely don't know why.
Every other map I whiff my shots but on Harvest something just snaps in my head and I activate Devil Trigger Mode.

Did Zesty win yet?

>>542696424
uh huh yeah sure time for sex with honey

>>542696638
You are not funny.

>>542696424
sex with honey
sex with honey

>>542696865
You are not funny.

>>542696910
i wasn't speaking to you retard, stop replying to me

>>542696751
>>542696910
neither are you nerd

>>542696424
So is the fact that half the cast are nude while the other cast wear clothes ever brought up in the games or comics?
I mean it's gotta be kinda weird right?

>>542697127
Well then stop making cringe jokes.

>>542697427
I don't think they'll ever address it, it's just always been a cartoon thing like Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny. In fact they redesigned the one character that dressed like Sonic (Sally) to have full clothes and just never said anything about it after
That animation takes me back

>>542697754
nigger

>>542697754
jokes?

>>542693950
Baited, i never even heard of that place, you must be gay.

is it just me or is serverbrowser.tf not working

>>542697919
Racism is bad.

>>542699207
nigger

>>542697943
Obviously they are because they are not real.

>>542699207
source on this?

i promise i will heal you

>>542699207
no one is saying this

>>542699270
many are saying this

>>542696424
she cannot escape i will rape her

>>542693923
thats not a hat

>>542700543
hat as colloquialism for cosmetic as the first few sets of cosmetics were all hats

>>542689087
'mogus bottom left second panel

>>542700018
You are not funny.

>>542700814
thanks i forgot about the amongus easter eggs

DEMOFLOYD WON DEMOFLOYD WON DEMOFLOYD WON DEMOFLOYD WON DEMOFLOYD WON DEMOFLOYD WON DEMOFLOYD WON DEMOFLOYD WON DEMOFLOYD WON DEMOFLOYD WON DEMOFLOYD WON DEMOFLOYD WON.

>>542700018
how is it rape when its consenting

>>542700814
I see it

alright broskis, give this guy a proper name and description, no guidelines as long as it fits the weapon.

My first ever proper strange and already 5700 kills! Been having a blast using it honestly.

>>542701379
Fire in the hole!

>>542699207
nigger nigger nigger nice report faggot

>>542701379
Stop calling for rolls nigga

>>542701523
Stop being rasist you cracker ass nigga.

>>542701379
>no roll, only the name that i want
Boring
Glad you are having fun with the game however

>>542700945
hes funny XD

>>542701593
>Stop calling for rolls nigga
I don't know what rolls mean but I'm assuming you're mad at that anon asking for suggestions. You're free to ignore Anon's post and engage with the shupos, anime girls and countless other off-topic shit, no one's stopping you.

what the fuck is wrong with you faggots?

I want to eat Tom Pearl's diarrhea also fuck white people

>>542701171
DEMQFLQYD le WQN?

I haven't played in like 3-4 years
It seems as though I've missed out on a lot of lore

>>542701867
>anime out of nowhere
you are replying to the floydschizo

oh boy schizo meltdown hours

wapepo are revolting creatures
blalama

>>542701996
>floydschizo
he's still here? forgive me, I only return to this board every swissmass and scream fortress

>>542702184
He hasn't been here for months nigga

>>542702184
he never left despite everyone hating him, he lives here

Which mastercomfig preset do you guys use? gameplay doesn't feel 60fps despite net_graph showing 250ish. Screen refresh rate set to 60

idk what's causing this issue

>>542702184
read the thread

Demofloyd always wins.

The greatest and sexiest singer of all time is now homeless and has paranoid schizophrenia.

>>542703067
damn, hope billie's doing okay

>>542703067
Whomstd've?

>processing vulkan shaders
>100% CPU usage
um, isn't it supposed to be using my nvidia card?

>>542702853
My steam name is named after him btw

>>542702401
medium but with a lot of stuff changed like ragdolls put back on and high characters so their faces move etc

>>542659147
https://youtu.be/bYbN2nyuN9Y?si=bboPvpSkl3maomeb
>>542680162
i love olivia, but it's ai....
(•ิ_•ิ)? ( ¡ )

>>542703205
I'm talking about JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY

>>542703067
eddie vedder is doing just fine, thanks

>>542703298
I'll try but my laptop wont fare well ig

>>542703389
>i love olivia, but it's ai....
she's a child

Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?
Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?
Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?
Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?
Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?
Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?

>>542703389
you're one of my favorite posters

Team Fortress Poo

I don't even know what set the schizo off this time. Being called a nigger?

all the animeposters already went to sleep why is this retard even having a melty

the tranny pretender must've heard the miracle musical for the first time or something today but i've been fating my stars and dreaming sweet in sea major for like years now

>>542701379
b4nny anal vore connoisseur

>>542701379
Satan's Own Rocket Launcher

>>542701379
Cream the rabbit

>>542703767
I love Olivia (pre-timeskip)

>>542707653
since when were pedos allowed on this board? Ban the Loli and olivia posters istg. I'm starting to think that the mods are actually pedos themselves

>>542708398
you're gonna love /bag/

>>542701379
sex with olivia

it's fucking impossible to find games for contracts

So don't bother with contracts. Ez

I'm not playing any Halloween maps. You're literally a FOMO cuckold if you play Halloween maps in mid Halloween which isn't even Halloween yet.
Go fuck yourself. Post 31st is more Halloween than right now. Halloween should start on the 31st and end a week later

would you rather have a flat mesugaki gf who mains sniper and topfrags or a bit tiddy genki gf who mains medic

>>542711762
I'd rather rape the sniper main for her crimes of playing Sniper

>>542711762
the latter without hesitation

>>542701379
Hellbound Howitzer

>>542711762
The latter, easily

would you rather have a flat mesugaki gf who mains sniper or a fat mesugaki gf who mains sniper

>>542711762
i have a flat mesugaki gf but she mains scout poorly

>>542712759
the latter again, because at least she'd have boobs
stop trying to give me flatties faggot

(Scout's voice) I am the oldfag here

>>542713120
>2008
>still has an ugly brown badge
Valve really needs to update this shit

>>542713231
>cs2 has a 5 and 10 year badge automatically distributed when you've owned the game for those amounts of time
yeah they do not have an excuse

I am very based

>>542713514
Either that or just redo the distribution so the gold badge isn't for THREE (3) months and the silver badge isn't just for ten months out of the game's 18 year lifespan

>Get stomped twice in a row, don't finish contract
>Get stomped twice in a row, again. Still don't finish contract
>Everyone votes for a different map anyway

>>542712141
for what movie was this disclaimer used

>>542714061
Bonesaw?

>>542714538
Even worse. Helltrain.

>>542714061
nigga helltrain is easy, just use the other exit if you are getting spawnkilled and use the spells

>>542714538
the first cars movie

Freaky Fair has reignited my love for spy. In the alternative universe where tf2 still received love and balance changes, spy getting his movement buffed would probably be one of those changes.
>>542714423
I think it was rush hour.

>>542714907
>rush hour
ah yeah that would make sense

>>542714891
Unless you're running to cap the intel and nothing else you're left with defense and without the aid of two other engies you get fucked because the intel room is damn near impossible to defend by yourself.

Why are redditors spamming the word slop in every single TF2 video’s comments

>me looking at all the non strange warpaints knowing full well I won't use any of them.

I just wish every warpaint defaulted to a strange weapon. it would be so cool

everypony is spamming the word slop everywhere because we're approaching 2008 class consciousness again

>>542715410
slop has become the new internet buzzword for "thing I don't like"

>>542715508
What would they call things they like ? Sex ?

>>542715506
>class consciousness
don't give me hope

>>542715587
based or peak

>>542715410
Because every single tf2 video in 2025 is slop

post your strange weapons /tf2g/
Let's see how they stack up

i thought i was on my last contract with farmageddon but actually i still have one for pressypiss

i sold all my stranges. had an rl with 1100+ kills on it

>>542716187
why sell them anon?

>>542716584
i don't need to watch a number go up to enjoy the game

>>542719012
>i don't need to watch a number go up to enjoy the game
thats like saying "i dont need a game to make me happy!" its subjective innit?

i have finished contracting

New tf2g meme: I can has sandvich? (i can has cheezburger + the sandvich)

>>542719483
that's true. stranges are for some people, just not for me
>>542719939
has potential

>>542719725
wow! now you can use those hard earned hats-
OH WAIT, they're Halloween restricted! just enjoy the game.

>>542719939
already 5000% better than demofloyd

>>542720163
i like lots of the halloween restricted hats, all community servers have halloween mode on perpetually, and im really just looking for the last two that i want that have voice lines attached

does anyone here on /tf2g/ have elite ball knowledge on certain characters and letters that make tf2 freak out?

I wanna have some fun with name tags and item descriptions. I really want to leave a lasting presence on the guy i just killed/ inspected my weapon

>>542691483
yes I will always be here for him

>>542720163
Debunked! Your ideology has lost in the marketplace of ideas, next!

>>542720163
>>542722457
de_stroyed

>>542719725
i kneel

The Medic should have a whip that damages teammates and lets them know when they're doing something bad.

https://youtu.be/33uGVP0Q5ME?si=5GVnPeT_NRQcM4MZ SOVL

>>542713120
Was this one of your presents for Christmas of '08?

Yesterday I got 2 bird heads, 1 voodoo soul and the wolf head for medic doing contracts... think I've reached my peak here

>>542713231
>>542713514
>>542713976
>brown badge for <3 years
>silver badge for 4-6 years
>gold badge for 7-9+
>diamond badge for 10+
>prior silver badge holders gain a silver trim on their badge (trim should stand out from its respective main color. maybe its shinier?)
>real gold oldfags get an australium trim and an unusual effect on the badge (little gold particles?)
>all the badges are the same item, but you can style swap between your 'unlocked' variants, and disable the trims/unusual effect
>pre-f2p players gain the ability to replace the icon on the badge with a dollar sign, along with a "dollar green" color and trim
feel thats fair, no?

speaking of, anyone else feel like the casual level badge should be, y'know, an actual badge?
it feels like a really mundane thing that should be that isnt.

>year you started playing
>the whacky things that your old friend group(s) you used to play tf2 with are up to now

I started playing 11 years ago and I don't even want to talk about what I saw just browsing through a few Steam profiles

>>542665804
same
I just started to play less with gun mettle and invasion updates earlier that year and even less with though break
and finally took a three year break with meet your match

>>542737095
>I don't even want to talk about what I saw just browsing through a few Steam profiles

But you came up with the topic of discussion. At least pretend to be someone else by splitting your posts in half with one being the discussion starter and then reply to yourself with that bullshit

>>542716187
Based. Stranges are wack

Get Collector's weapons instead

>>542739627
It's easy nigga
Just step in and out of the Bombinomicom at the end (don't become a ghost tho)

>>542739295
maybe ten years ago
nowadays it would just be dumb to do that

>>542740097
Nah, I wouldn't say dumb. It's a good investment for the future

Like Dogecoin

I drew this meme in 2011, found it in dropbox, came to share it before deleting it

I think it was meant to represent my piss poor aim while getting stabbed to death by a f2p spy but I can't really remember

>>542741132
I feel called out

>>542740097
sweet jesus look at that price-fixing. total trader main death

>>542713231
>be newfag
>demand you be catered to
lol, lmao even

>>542713231
They added one to shit on post-MYM newfags
I'm sorry if you didn't get it despite playing the beta

>Get absolutely demolished during the round
>Win the Hell, bumper car, death run, etc. minigame at the end
>Win the whole round
You love to see it

>>542737095
>10 years ago
>we formed off a shitpost on a ubup server
>now they've all fallen for various LGBwhatever things and i dont talk to any of them
>the one that i still played with responded like a crack addict when i said "yeah im not playing warframe anymore"
i dont like thinking about it, really.

>>542743132
based

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>542750404
Everyone is getting ready to play Pokemon Legends Z-A.

>>542741537
You just had to contact Steam Support if you didn't get one despite being in the beta. Happened to me.

/tf2g/ is dead.

>traded my Dapper Disguise back when untradeable items could be gifted
>now I have no way of getting one
I wouldn't use it but I'm mad about it

>>542758902
The g stands for graveyard.

Let it die.

Are large scale bots back on Valve servers?
I tried to play a match on Well and all players were walking really weird. I checked their accounts and they all had weird Hindi hyphonisation you only see when you check their account on steam.
I tried talking to people on the server about it, but the only 2 real players were Russian, so they are retarded and didn't answer. Probably didn't even realize they were playing with bots either.
The bots weren't even aimbotting. It was like they were on MvM robot ai.

Bringing back quickplay would be infinitely better and more heathy for the game than releasing a halloween reskins of old maps

>>542741132
>this amount of sovl
based comic anon

>>542766920
no but zestyjesus said this, and he called someone a tranny once, so I have to say no out of principle

Zesty Jesus: From Sinners To Saints (3:03:51)

Uncle Dane: From Saying Nigger to Saving TF2 (4:09:13)

b4nny: HUGE Dustbowl Killstreak 50+ KILLS! (34:15)

Eric Smith: Top 10 Way To Make Your Pink Cookies Tastier (2:18:57)

Kill spooky pyros. Behead spooky pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a spooky pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a spooky gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy spooky pyro mains. Deficate into a spooky pyros sandvich. Launch spooky pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry spooky pyros in a wok. Toss spooky pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a spooky pyros gasstank. Judo throw spooky pyros into a woodchipper. Twist spooky pyros heads off. Report spooky pyros to Valve. Karate chop spooky pyros in half. Curbstomb spooky pregnant pyros. Trap spooky pyros in the underworld. Dump spooky pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify spooky pyros into a vat of acid. Eat spooky pyros. Dissect spooky pyros. Exterminate spooky pyros in MGE. Stomp on spooky pyros skull with the mantreads. Make spooky pyros check'em. Cremate spooky pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize spooky pyros. Mandatory trade bans for spooky pyros. Crush spooky pyros into a paste. Drown spooky pyros in jarate. Vapourize spooky pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp spooky pyros. Kick a spooky pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark spooky pyros from hat drops. Feed spooky pyros to alligators. Slice spooky pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

>>542768526
Neato!

I think the Thermal Thruster should be able to be used at any time (without the long delay) by air-jumping, similar to how the BASE Jumper is deployed. But it should also use a your primary ammo whenever you perform a thruster jump.

>>542771749
shit idea. we dont need pyros
they need to die

>>542771749
*sniff*
*sniff*
*sniff*

>>542771963
Nobody asked for your opinion you stinky demokn*ght player.

>>542771749
Yes, but also anyone using the Thermal Thruster should not be able to pick up intel

>>542771749
Truth nuke: the thermal thruster should have been a flare gun with massive self knockback but low damage

>>542775886
It should have made pyro 30% more affected by all knockback altogether so you can rocketsurf better

>>542771749
I think the hot hand should crit from behind while you're crouching

>>542777534
i think i need sex with these shupos

>>542777681
>>542774671

>>542778586
Funny?

>>542777681
based

>>542775886
holy saggers

>>542771749
Remove pyro from the game
Put fempyro in his place instead

Too slow mortal! The sniper has bunnyhopped away!

Is this at all profitable with stream revenue or does he just do it for the love of the game?

>>542781650
tax write off to fuel his gambling addiction
this is always the case

>>542780814
Remove fempyro from the game
Put me in her place instead

>>542782341
Remove fempyro from the game
Put her on my face instead

>>542781650
I don't think 125ish bucks is that hard to make from a single youtube video (+ the stuff you unbox)

>>542781650
Genuinely have no idea how people enjoy watching someone unbox stuff, and yet it's one of the longest lasting tf2 video formats

>overly excited from the adrenaline of playing comp
>cant sleep
i dun goofed
how do i calm myself down now

>Its another giant demo with the zatoichi and a vax medic up his ass on crasher game
Sigh...

>>542784196
Jerk off to fempyro so you can sleep

>>542784313
obese or regular

>>542768526
>>542769347
nooo eric stop eating bloopander's big pink puppet 'cookie'...

>>542784550
Futa and obese

>>542768526
>server browser has been in the game longer than both

>>542784876
may god forgive me for what i must do

>>542784313
>>542784876
>>542785103

>>542784876
i need her

Any way to make a moonman loadout?

>>542786484
I guess.

>>542787520
Yeah that's the closest I got as well, damn

Is there any good reason to keep untradeable/unmarketable cases in my inventory?

>>542786484
Why would you want one?

The best girl in the game.

>>542788951
Because I don't play on that shithole, I terrorize matchmaking

>tranny furry pedo so mad i took out his retarded attempt at putting a tele behind our spawn
>internet and game started having problems kicking me out and making me lose my contract points when it was almost complete

>>542789573
They aren't alive so they have no gender.

>>542790137
I know that it's possible for one person to DDoS the whole server but is it actually possible to fuck with (You)r Internet connection specifically?

>>542785764
Youtube brains think it's bad even though it objectively still has one of the highest DPS in the game right now. But it needs to be even better though! It was even better in the past though, before I played the game! It was nerfed by the meanie competitive players and Valve who rightfully understood that spy shouldn't be the strongest 1v1 class in the game... But that's bad!

i think spy has too much actually
making him run as fast as medic really put him over the top

>>542790865
well my little shitbox isp router randomly does restart itself when it feels like it which i fucking hate but then the server lagged after playing another round that was gonna end and a disconnect message popped up and then couldn't rejoin it anymore so who knows

>>542784307
Crasher is bad because Heavy is THE only meta, and nothing else matters. The half-zatoichi can do practically nothing against a giant Heavy. The winner of Crasher is essentially always decided by whichever team isn't goofing around (ie, the team that keeps picking Heavy and actually tries to win)

>try to join zombie infection
>can't find matchmaking region 5 times
is it just me?

>>542790137
thinking everyone you dont like on the internet is an epic hackerman out to get you is pretty mentally sick ngl gonna lie fampai

>>542793481
The matchmaker is shitting itself today. I don't even have a ping limit set and everything I have selected is green but it takes forever to find a match. Right now I've been searching for four minutes. Fucking ridiculous.

>>542722189
i wish to be this dedicated to engie one day

>542793718
deflecting

I deleted an item that I thought I would not need in TF2 and I reached out to support asking to get it restored today, and got told to fuck off because apparently its a two step process and that I should've known not to do it. That being said, the response I got was from a woman name, so there's a high chance it was either an actual woman and her hormones told her to do it, or a highly estrogenated power tripping trannoid. Either way, should I try again in a bit? Anyone had successful attempts at solving issues like that in the past?

>>542794450
You won't get your items back. They stopped restoring items years ago due to people abusing the system, now if you delete an item or get scammed it's tough luck, pal.

>Peak hours
>Maps all have green bars
>Can't find a single match on the maps I have selected
There's people that STILL defend this piece of shit matchmaker

>>542794450
oh my god

>>542795063
>Peak hours
in the middle of the night?

>>542794268
It's easy bro
You just have to believe

>>542795243
uhhh...timezones?

>>542794450
which item was it?

Yep matchmaking is dead again. Wait until Zesty hears about this.

I hate shit medics so much. This is not just me being petty, medic is my 2nd most played class, and I loathe how so many people just play so sub optimally and shit. Like, how dim do you have to be to heal only 1 person the whole game, or purposely not heal a teammate when you're walking to a fight? Why do you refuse to heal multiple people or learn what overheal is? It's ghastly how people are so bad at the game, especially when Medic is not hard to play.

>>542741537
>>542753125
I wonder if I still could. They never gave me mine but I could prove it with screenshots

>>542795452
The spellbook that you put pages into, I want it

>>542794450
>retardedly deletes an item of his own accord
>reee it's them hormonal women-types to blame!

Go left!

>>542795791
Its stupid that they won't restore your spellbook. You shouldn't even be able to delete items like that nor should they take up inventory space.

Is it cringe hours right now or something

>>542795791
I'm sorry for your loss anon

>>542795801
You will never be a woman

>>542796085
only cuz you're here

>>542769440
Fuck spooky pyros. Get head from spooky pyros. Fuck a spooky pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy spooky pyro cunts. Have the spooky pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into spooky pyros. Fry spooky pyros' brains with sex. Toss a spooky pyro's salad. Urinate into a spooky pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw spooky pyros onto a bed. Blackmail spooky pyros into sex with their dox. Twist spooky pyros' nipples. Report your love for spooky pyros to Valve. Split spooky pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit spooky pyros in the womb. Impregnate spooky pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon spooky pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a spooky pyro cum dumpster. Submerge spooky pyros into a vat of cum. Eat spooky pyros' pussies. Dissect spooky pyros' clothes off. Dominate spooky pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap spooky pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give spooky pyros health packs. Make spooky pyros suck'em. Cream inside spooky pyros' holes. Lobotomize spooky pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros your love paste. Drown spooky pyros in mad milk. Whip spooky pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a spooky pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck spooky pyros like an alligator. Slice spooky pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

I'd have sex with Saxton Hale to be honest

these classes that use their melee weapons often seems quite dishonest

>>542796310
this but also femscout

>>542796310
this butt shupos

>>542796216
i don't want to be, projection-friend

>>542796538
I don't even own a projector, retard

hey sexy child poster can you just like link the sound file or like a repository of all the sound files you put in your filenames because these links in ur filenames are really hard to type

>>542796771
holy newfag

>>542796771
what?

>>542796771
it's right there in the filename, it's literally less than 30 characters

>>542796771
nobody tell her

>>542796771
>he's been typing the link manually

how else do u do it

>>542796771
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/31045-4chan-external-sounds

>>542797268
GREASEMONKEY

>>542797292
oh thats cool
thanks

how the fuck did somebody manage to rice out 4chan while still typing fucking filename sounds manually

newfag savant shit

>>542798259
>rice out
?

>>542798371
last i checked purple with snow was not a default theme option

>>542798485
i was asking what "rice out" means

I HAVE BEEN QUEUEING FOR OVER 30 FUCKING MINUTES
WHY IS THE ENTIRE INTERNET SO FUCKING SHITTY LITERALLY EVERYWHERE NOW DID VALVE HIRE A BUNCH OF DALIT JEETS AND HOOKNOSED KIKES THIS WEEK?

the tf2 store is closed for charlie kirk remembrance day

>>542659921
>Crtl + F: "Sister"
>Someone did my job for me already
lol

>>542800106
been trying to play for 10 minutes now this is aids

boom. neckshot.

it's a long way down...

from what

ctf_doublecross bridge

>>542801621
hahahaha >>542801118

I don't get it

oh i just land on those tracks with the health pack

if only that worked for him... he would still be with us today... oh well lol

>>542801707
https://x.com/burntfishie/status/1918223803227988364

>>542802041
>>542802214
what are you retards vagueposting about

>calls other retards when given context
esl kun...

>>542802758
a legend

how it feels to play scream fortress 2025

>when given context
sorry i don't pay attention to twitter as much as you do to parse a vague tweet

yet you get upset when you're outta the loop and still given context, retard

a tweet saying "long way down" is not context, retard-kun

>>542802214
>complains about TF2 not being fun
>jumps off the bridge right after
If only these people believed in Jesus

>every game has like 5 people dog piling the guy who saids nigger
>Celeste #FixTF2 #Transrights: you must be 14 years old
what happened i thought tf2 was a chud game

>>542803382
you're getting mad because some other anons made fun of u, and graciously gave you context the full context... you can't call others retards senpai

>>542803559
well they're like walking warning signs, don't say bad words if you see people with furry and trans pfps unless you want a fight

>>542803637
i will say nigger and faggot whenever i fucking like you fucking tranny pedophile

>>542803626
see
>>542803382

>>542803703
i'm not saying you need to stop, i'm saying to only do it if you are prepared to battle with a faggot

>>542803773
The tweet gives full context to "double cross bridge" and "long way down"; the fact that you can't piece it together and get mad at others for being a retard is not anyone but your own fault. Have a good day now.

>started a contract, 0 stars left
>can't cancel, forced to keep queueing for a single map
guess i'm bricked
map specific contracts are still GODAWFUL with the sheer amount of them

>>542804605
You can complete the bonus objectives of the contracts to get more stars, which let you unlock multiple contracts and switch between them instead of being locked on one map at a time. I think you can also earn stars by re-activating contracts that you're already completed and completing the bonus objectives there

lieutenant kirk has been sufficiently remembered for today
i have reopened the tf2 store

dead game

>>542804146
you too
fushta

The owner of the store has treated me to one mustard cupcake

Is the MvM update even real?
I doubt it

Soon™

>>542807212
It seems like a pipedream Eric had, like when he announced the Summer update would be an "update sized update"
>Maybe if I make a blogpost, the rest of Valve will feel obligated to help me
>ERIC WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
>I just made a blogpost-
>YOU CAN'T PROMISE REAL UPDATES FOR THIS SHITTY DEAD GAME, CHANGE IT NOW
>But I thought you guys could help-
>WE DON'T HAVE TIME WE'RE MODELING IVY'S GARGOYLUSSY

the whole internet being down rn is giving me time to clean my room but i dont wanna get out of bed

>Casual queue keeps crashing mere seconds after starting to queue
>repeatedly
>Casual is quite literally unplayable
You can't make this up

holy shit guys
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254627

>>542658320 (OP)
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

>>542809424
actual fucking retard

>>542809301
valve sir plz fix matchmaking now stop playing with sparkly effects

>>542809527
women don't exist in tf2 I will not elaborate

>>542809885
who's talking to you over the PA system? who's this girl on the title screen who speaks to you about contracts?
who are the girls on the pin up calendars? who's the girl on spy's ambassador or the top shelf guns? who is the subject of pornography starring scout's mother??

Obviously "for fun" is a fair answer, but why the fuck would you ever use this instead of the rifle otherwise?

>>542810253
I use it on BLU when I want to play offensive sniper but want to also be more mobile

>>542807212
NEVER GIVE UP HOPE

>>542810253
pins ragdolls to walls
medieval mode
the gamer you want to shoot is not currently present where you are shooting but will be in about half a second
you want to cheat but want to be watched for a little longer before you become votekicked
its funny

So.
How much revenue does a single seasonal update actually generate for VALVE?
On average they sell around 4,000 new keys (if Backpack.tf is to be trusted) for $2.50 each, and since they also have to pay the usual workshoppers for hats, maps and other shit (and apparently VALVe does pay a lot), they actually lose a fair amount of money per update.

they sell more than four thousand keys, taunts, and steam community market commissions

>>542810634
They would've stopped updates long ago if they weren't turning a profit from it.
The share they pay people is actually very low.

>>542807212
the cookies are cooking
trvst ze plan

I really want to play MvM but I don't want to pay for the tickets to play with retards

>>542811150
I was actually able to tell the server about how killing him just makes him come back quicker and enough people listened that I was able to finish the round faster

>>542811150
that's IF you get into a match

Babymaking sex with fempyro

>>542811715
many are saying this

>youtube killed adblockers
when will zesty move to rumble...

>>542812243
ahem WOMM

>>542811715
this this this this

>>542701867
>I don't know what rolls mean
Newfag get out

out fukken skilled

>>542813303
what is this fucking seizure map

reminder

>>542813507
The only people on here who still sometimes come here are Viva and Dotsy

>>542813713
...and ME

>>542813303
oh yeah. people underestimate medic's needle gun, especially the Overdose, i'm not gonna explain it, use it NOW!

>>542813303
sovl
>>542813507
>literally who x80

>>542813872
t-thanks chatgpt

>>542811264
>Half the server is doing the Ghost Fort contract
>The other half the Merasmus contract

>>542811264
>>542814267
seeing people cry about not wanting to fight merasmus for as long as i can possibly drag it out brings me a special kind of joy

>>542813507
everyone on this shit is a faggot

>>542811150
Ghostfort isn't that bad. Just kill merasmus once and you're basically free to turn your brain off for the rest of the match, even if it's a while. I hate the contracts where there's no meaningful way to progress it outside of kills and random crumpkin drops.

I'm actually quite fond of Farmageddon.

>>542815395
it might be okay if you could go around or above the barn but alas it does what every bad koth map does and makes the point choke the whole map

Midgets. It's always the fucking midgets.

>>542815798
>>542813303
pure sovl

>>542815798
do you actually play with those black bars?

>>542816391
Yup.

>>542791165
It's dogshit and worse than stock at even close range unless you're aimbotting.

>>542715078
This is why 2fort will always b the superior CTF map. Slopoorium fags will think they're being smart by "balancing" ctf maps when in reality they're stripping it from that soul that keeps matches going for long and making the game feel casual. Worse yet some have a timer now.

Would it even be worth it to open a server nowadays? I just want a place to play old community maps.

>>542817048
Don't bother replying to retards that don't understand that the revolver has the same ttk depending on range with far less risk

>>542817497
yes, just remember that running a server is 90% about promoting it, 10% actually running it

>>542817497
With quickplay out of the picture, no. It's not. Wait till valve realizes they can't keep casual with all these maps and 20+ more each year. 2 weeks for bringbackquickplay.

>>542817497
get in line

>>542796310
this but me

>>542813507
this thread used to have culture?? Dayum!!

>>542813713
What year even is that? It's missing a lot of people that would've been on there in 2013, and I know I would've been on there if it was 2014.

>>542818051
tf2g used to have so much soul back in the day

Wallve

>>542818475
Was looking for this exact image in my files to post it since people were talking about old days
Only started using /tf2g/ again recently, it's so completely different, I'm simultaneously shocked and not at all surprised that you're still around

im still around c:

>>542818475
i am convinced most of the people referenced in this pic literally do not exist
where are they

>>542810919
I don't believe there is a plan
I mean, not anymore

>>542818475
now we have schizophrenics spamming fempyro, shupo, and demofloyd... take me back

i have frag fatigue. i can only have fun playing medic & trolling with spy nowadays. anyone else?

>>542819006
wait nvm i remember now, they quit tf2 to become junkies who hang out in a discord server talking about god knows what

>>542819371
fragging is only fun when you get a random crocket or crit pipe on a group of people

>>542819006
>>542819484
Right now, they're circlejerking about the new Pokémon and how the new gens sucks

>>542818852
There's also this lame one by Moody

ptchoo :-D

>>542817497
Build up a niche, but loyal following, then take over a server by shilling it over and over so you don't have to pay for server costs.

>>542818475
But everyone says it was sooooooo terrible back then because they all talked like it was or something discord even though you can use the archive and see a general full of people posting art, loadouts and actual tf2 related content and now it’s just “le shupo comestics” or badly down racist ai memes of demoman or samefag this and samefag that. Isn’t that so much better beaner?

>>542819487
Where's she going?
>>542820150
i'd be pissed
also wut server is dis

>>542820493
The absolute worst moments of /tf2g/ in those days were infinitely better than the best days of every single general on /vg/ today

>>542819112
we are getting our aussies, you can be sure of that
>>542820150
those moving pumpkins look so funne

>>542820569
Kogasatopia

>>542820694
>Kogasatopia
>Those player names
How times have changed

>>542813713
dotsy jerks off over ai in the fortnite general all day everyday

I'm thinking about switching primaries of solly just to experiment with something new. what weapon and what loadout should I go for and why? What kind of playstyle should I aim for?

I could just watch a yt vid but most weapon reviews are shit and biased where they make it seem like the weapon has almost no compromises to justify why they made a vid in the first place

I've used black box, mangler and stock in the past.

>>542821325
Direct Hit and Shotty. Fuck sentries and light classes.

>>542821325
Liberty Launcher, Gunboats, Market Gardener

>>542821501
my aim is somewhat abysmal
>>542821573
Could work.

what has been the experience with airstrike? I really dig the weapon design

>>542821738
>my aim is somewhat abysmal
that's what the shotgun's for

>>542821784
alrighty then, direct hit it is, ty

Here's another silly tf2g doodle

>>542822219
Thanks, I didn't have this one saved

>542820838
>pretending to be an oldfag

>>542822219
>geel
damn this is old

Queue times are so fucking long right now since the hotfix. WTF is going on right now?

>>542781650
I have never seen a backpack this full before

Queues for ZI are still fine, right...?

>>542823149
Yeah, approximately 2014 or so

>>542744045
Based,
I read Invisible man a few years back and picked up the haunted set while reading.

>50 maps qued
>15 minutes still no match

Tf2g bros……not like this……

>>542825053
Yes matchmaking broke since the update earlier.

>>542825053
Ok, I'll put you on Harest Event.

- Eric

Uh, why is no one playing?

They "Fixed" the texture on the funny Hazbin Hotel paint and now it looks like shit.
I'm genuinely sad about it, I was gonna buy one for the meme.

>>542825746
The meme in question.

>>542825746
>>542825954
And it only took VALVe like 5 years to fix the issue? Eric must feel like working today.

WHY ISNT THE MATCHMAKER WORKING

jill and i were having sex in the server room and he knocked over one of the towers and they dominoed
we'll have it back up in like 4 hours maybe idk i ordered some pizza

>Back from work
>Servers are still fucked
N E A T O
E A T O
A T O
T O
O

>>542826430
>>542826202
Alright I'm never in these threads but have been playing TF2 for years. I want to understand the memes. Who are these people you're mentioning?

Not. My. Problem.

>>542821325
beggars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph8Aobb3qsA

>>542827208
Eric and Jill are the only TF2 devs left

Valve bitches about muh treadmill work but they're okay with tf2 having a matchmaking system that breaks every two weeks. FFS.

>>542825746
the only reason it got fixed is because it looks like a pink cookie

>>542827208
Eric Smith is the last dev working regularly on TF2, the one behind what gets added in the updates. He's bald and fat (looks like Hank from Breaking Bad) and people joke that he eats pink cookies by the truckload
Jill aka John Schoenick is best known for his neato comment before MYM's launch. He's allegedly behind server maintenance since he has a history of responding on reddit about server issues
Joshie aka Joshua Ashton is the tranny contractor from the UK that occasionally works on side projects like adding vscript and the 64 bit update

>>542826430
...what kind of pizza...

Honest question, no bullshit. Why doesn't valve just outsource tf2 development at this point? I'm sure key sales would 100x if valve just hired a bunch of indians to pump out one Jungle Inferno a year.

>>542829070
Pride

What do I do Jill?
>DESTROY THE MATCHMAKER. CORRUPT THEM ALL.
This is their plan people, these are demons! Just like Uncle Dane said, it's basically a competitive invasion into this game through matchmaking. I'm telling you, it's what all the Primeval Warriors said, it's what they warned of, it's what we're dealing with: they're demons. THEY'RE FRICKING INTER-COMPETITIVE INVADERS, OK?! I'll just say it, make fun of me all you want on r/tf2 or whatever, but everyone already innately knows this: THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT FRICKING HUMANS, OK?! JOHN SCHOENICK IS A GODDAMN DEMON!!!

>>542815798
bilbo baggins

>>542825053
>>542826282
must be an NA thing, the EU queue has been fine

>>542825954
i dont get it, what was wrong with it besides the garish colors?

>>542829348
>words words words
The emporium can't meme.

>>542829070
>one Jungle Inferno a year.
Is that really the best offer we can get?

>>542819165
>newfag pretending to fit in
Most of the people in that image were fempyro posters.

>>542829878
no they weren't you fucking subhuman

>>542829686
The stripes were going the wrong way.

>>542829961
One of the first fempyro mods I downloaded was posted on tf2g. Lurk moar newfag

>>542827604
>>542828043
Haha, thanks a lot. I was expecting shitpost replies.

>>542830246
oh no no no newfag bros our narrative is in shambles

>>542830246
>2017
lmfao newfag

>>542830449
If any archives from 2013 still existed I'd post that too.
Still have the mod Snowshoe made for tf2g.

>>542818475
>>542819790
>>542822219
Sad that I didn't namefag nearly hard enough back then to end up in any of these. I was going to be in the last Drawings drawing but it's the one he specifically never finished

>>542830279
The schizo shitposters are too busy squabbling over nothing, you can generally ignore them and they'll generally ignore you.

>>542829070
I once applied to Valve as a junior software engineer (it was more like a blank application in which I just sent my resume).
I didn't get an automated email back, but instead a well thought of and written response. I don't remember the name. But he said that they don't have junior roles and that they actually only hire people that are the top of their field.
So yeah, I doubt they would hire a bunch of pajeets when they know only two top tier guys can handle the entire game.

>>542830246
We get it, /tf2g/ has always been mentally sick.

Post your Australium Wave 2 wishlist

>>542831169
Well valve is like a retirement home for industry vets to tinker with shit. The problem is they all think they're above doing the grunt work.

>>542830449
2017 is a long time ago now.

>>542831383
I guess Shotgun and Degreaser off the top of my head.

>>542831382
uhh yeah duh. you included

>>542831383
shotty and original

>>542831383
flying guillotine
market gardener
flare gun
chargin targe
brass beast
gunslinger
ubersaw
hunstman
idc kunai I guess
+ shotgun

Did loadout tf remove the option to plug in your steam profile to see your meet the team?

>>542831383
I guess Shupotgun and Degakireaser off the top of my penis-head.

>>542831383
Kritzkrieg and Objector

>>542831382
Really because I can keep going

>>542833138
>tf2g belongs to anime
it's still true

>>542832881
>Objector
imagine how expensive this would be

are the servers working again

>>542834198
You can find a match now but it takes like ten minutes.

>>542831383
Iron bomber
Dragon's fury
Mackerel for funnies
I wish widow wasn't a fucking promotional

>>542833238
I would pay the price

>>542834829
Same

>>542834829
>>542835168

>>542831383
1.sandvich/banana
i guess the shotgun and maybe the backburner, i like the backburner

Can You Play TF2 Without Sucking My Cock?

>>542841426
why would anyone play tf2 without doing that

where did the shupos come from?

>>542841612
my basement