Thread 542743426

Legend taking W after W Edition

Hotfix 6.3.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/79-total-war-warhammer-iii-an-update-on-unit-recruitment-issues
Total War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 3 - (Aislinn and DLC Changes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUm6H-cXko [Embed] [Embed]
Patch Notes 6.3: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/78-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-notes-6-3
Patch 6.3 Dev Blog: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/77
Siege Rework: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/76
Tides of Torment delayed: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/75-total-war-warhammer-iii-tides-of-torment-release-update?page=1
Total War 25th anniversary: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/73-join-us-for-the-total-war-25th-anniversary-celebrations

>Stuff
1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/Tactics
Roll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma

>Total War: Warhammer III
Tide of Torment teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQNKhxbQKuM
Total War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 1 - DLC talk (Dechala): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avVyfLV6YXI
Total War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 2 - DLC talk (Sayl): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wN0zM9gp-s

>Older Titles
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-Official

Previous thread: >>542606778

I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF THE TRUE PHOENIX KING!

WATER

So when do we think 7.0 is coming, January?

Thanquol soon, friends!

PROVE YOU HAVEN'T PIVOTED BY POSTING A SCREENIE

So when do we think 7.0 is coming, January?

>>542743426 (OP)
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grim

Athel Loren has sent me to DEMAND 1000 bretonnian boys by the end of the month.

>>542743871
April

>>542743871
They never said it was delayed. Have some faith, anon.

>>542744314
lmao

>>542744237
why do elf women love shotas so much?

Trailer today?

>>542744503
To elf women, all human males are essentially shotas. The see no difference between age brackets like we do.
Much like how most humans see elf women as ambiguously just past their prime.

>all women like babies
>adult humans are like babies to elves
>but they can walk and fuck

LEGEND WON

>>542745285
THE GAME IS DONE

>seduce his flying monsters
>they fuck his shit up
Kek, stupid balloon

pikes + fort battle = win

Something's not right.

It's time to make her my bitch

>cheatsfags openly posting cheated campaigns in a legend thread

what is this heresy

>>542740505
Her campaign should be about reversing that curse. A lot of campaigns ought to have more personal goals but they went for lazy options. Personal wishes:
>Neferata boss battle for Khalida
>Nagash revival rituals for Arkham
>Hellebron curse reversal missions
>Dying in heroic battle with any slayer LL
>collecting enough gold reserves with ogers
>actually figting the sea beast for vampirates

>>542746593
Reminds me of picrel

>>542746469
Hellebronne isn't cursed. She's just super old.

>>542743783
The pivot is still ongoing.

>>542746959
Wasn't she supposed to get the same glow up as Morathi from some ritual but Morathi cucked her out of it? You're probbably right that it wasn't a curse but I have a distinct memory reading about her being cucked out of eternal youth.

>>542746959
aging is a curse. thanks eve

>>542747203
No she's like that because you have to have magical talent to be eternally young from the cauldron ritual. That's why witch elves need to repeat it while sorceress are always young.

>>542747203
>H: "Fuck you Morathi, you old whore!"
>M: "Ok no magic cauldron for you."
>H: "No how dare you! That's a curse!"

Reminder there are male epves that are always in their prime just from worshipping Khaine but women need to bathe in blood to do it. Khaine clearly despises femoids.

>go to the official forums since WH2 days
>it's been overhauled to some new layout with paypig pointa
>CA_Freeman is davedave from the old TW forums
hahahaha holy shit
If Welsh_Dragon was still alive, he'd be a community manager too

>>542747706
Welsh Dragon still posts on the forums. He responded to some of my Pharaoh posts a few months ago.

>>542747706
ever since they moved to the sega hosted forums or whatever it is, it's became a shitshow

News today/tomorrow or is it DELAY OF TORMENT or TIDES OF DELAY?

>>542748004
ask your local eceleb

should i try a new campaign or is the game still fucked

>>542747886
Dave was one of the biggest bootlickers and often got into arguments with people voicing anything but blind praise for their games. It's surreal to see him as an official.

ask yourself
do you deserve a trailer?
thats what i thought bitch

>>542747706
>Welsh_Dragon
I thought that he's still active nowadays.

>>542748668
Yes

Total War: Dragonball Z

total war: muh dick

>>542748004
ONE YEAR OF NO DLC LMAO

>>542747669
Only eternal elves seems to be Tullaris, Alith Anar.

a bit sad that the best way to deal with the barges is to hope that the AI tards out with its ability

All the best

im so sadge bros
LL for this feel?

>>542750426
festus

>>542750063
There is also Malekith and Hotek for the dark elves. Tho Hotek was poisoned by Morathi 300 years ago.

Rear charge in Attila = win battle

>>542750878
Yooo dude that's just like in Med2 and in Shogun 2 and in Pharaoh... TW hasn't changed at all...

>>542748654
Thats exactly what CMs are hired to do

What faction other than Bretonnia can run two hammers?
What faction other than Khorne can run two anvils?

my dick
my dick

Thorek Ironbrow is worth two hammers and two anvils all by himself.

>>542751830
>two anvils
Three anvils actually, since he's riding one.

>>542751518
Khorne has both the strongest hammer and anvil in the entire game.

>>542751518
Ogres, Slaanesh
Nurgle

Imagine a lord that is:
Tanky
Good at duelling
Capable of casting spells
A mortis engine effect user
Providing buffs to the entire army

>>542751964
I think that Nurgle beats Khorne in the anvil department.

>>542751994
nurgle daemons?

shouldn't dwarfs like elven women for being perfectly flat (like an anvil)

Did you know that Thorek Ironbrow has a quest battle where he has to fight a Dread Saurion with 50k hp. Fifty Thousand health points.
That's a big number for The Big One.

>>542751994
Luthor Harkon?

Shrine or manticore for Hellebron?

>>542752618
Feet.

THE PIRATE KING

>>542751994
Gelt?

>>542752492
That's a big health bar.

>>542751964
no that's slaanesh

CA will released the trailer later this month.

All the best

Welsh_Dragon

CA will not release the trailer later this month.

None the worst

War_Wagon_(Mortar)

>will smith released
hide chris tucker!

Keep my DLC's release date... out of your fucking mouth!

your legendoftotal war looks like caillou

Why doesn't legend just enter the encampment stance? He's loosing too much hair due to attrition.

your caillou looks like legendoftotal war

Loosing != losing
Also, I hope that the next Total War game brings back a true encampment stance.

>>542755108
it took him 9 turns to recruit lvl 0 infantry unit. he's got to move to the next objective before the ultimate crisis starts

>>542755314
They are indeed loose.

>Decided to play WH3 again after like a year of not touching it
>playing through multiple campaigns, having alot of fun because I haven't touched the game in so long
>decide to check /twg/
>apparently some eceleb faggot quit and the game was broken this entire time
fucking lol what the absolute fuck did I miss?

>>542755637
nothing out of the ordinary. pent up frustration boiled over after ca-niggers fucked up the newest patch and told everyone to put up with it until the new dlc comes out (2 more weeks tm)

>>542746504
Empirekeks have to share land with Dooki in AoS kek

>>542755637
I’m glad you’re having fun anon :)

>>542755898
did they actually try to have the fix be tied into the fucking DLC launch? Or is it just typical CA incompetence not realizing their game was broken.

>>542755921
Dogshit setting with dogshit lore, non canon, just like ET

>>542756067
both

>>542756193
Did these retarded britbongs fire all of the original CA devs and fill it with jeets when we weren't looking?

>>542755637
What an awful time to reinstall
I'm not downloading the game again until ToT

Will the trailer be released on Thursday or Friday? What are you thinking?

>>542756297
original devs are working on the next project (hyenas 2 hopefully) and gave wh3 to the bulgarians who are probably working 24/7 to salvage the absolute mess of a spagetty code the original devs left them. hence the absolute retard bugs

>>542756614
Hopefully the slavniggers can fix the Britbongs bullshit.
>>542756446
I suppose I'm lucky that every faction I decided to play never started in the Southlands or Lustria, so I had no idea the Kang and Lizard AI was broken.

>>542756575
I generally assume its not coming anytime soon, rather be pleasantly surprised one day then continually disappointed regularly

>2000 vs 5000
>heroic victory
>run down all the captives
>game crashes

The last What's Next video was a month and a half ago.

>>542757327
And when did we last have fun?

what the fuck dude

>does nothing
>wins

>>542758021
is that fucking WH1?

>>542758021
sovl...

>>542758304
he din do nuthin thoughbeit

>>542755314
nothing looses the ass like understanding what the words route and rout mean

>>542758403
yeah
>>542758452
it's real fucking soul to lose more of my fucking money
I'M ALREADY POOR

really though how am I supposed to make money as welves
am I supposed to be sacking and then making shitty do nothing outposts because I haven't been doing that I've just been going straight for the amber

>>542758735
my archers loose their arrows, but then lose in melee and are en route to routing
english is weird sometimes

>>542752337
>shouldn't dwarfs like women
Whos going to tell him?

Elven women should be well endowed.

Elf women are flat and that's a good thing.

>half of october gone
>no trailer
UTTERLY
UNDENIABLY
UNEQUIVOCALLY
D E L A Y E D

High class elf women own large tracts of rich, fertile land on Ulthuan.

>>542757327
the future is coming

why is only 3k on sale and none of the other games

>>542761383
i think they all were in the autumn sale

Are WH3 updates largely AI generated now?

>>542758865
You unify Athel Loren, each tree lets you build roughly a stack or so, then jack off until you win

>>542761569
well yeah but they put 3k on sale specifically, its still on sale right now even

3k (base game only) is better than wh (all games + all dlc)

>>542761771
i told them to, so you can get it cheaper

>>542761627
I wish they were, AI could likely do a lot better job than TCALUKsofia

>>542761895
but i already own 3k and its dlc...

>>542761995
Bullshit. No one got its shitty DLC.

Reposting my OC since I'm really happy how it turned out

>>542761995
why are you looking at the current price of the game then?

>>542762069
i bought all of it around the time of their releases
i like the time period

>>542762110
based

>>542762069
buying the game with all dlc attached was cheaper than just the game + 1 dlc so i got all of them

>>542762149
i wanted to see if there was any other games on sale, but the only titles left to really get anyway are troy, pharaoh, wh3, rome 2, and tob
none of which really interest me but if they were for a good price id consider at least rome
also it was just interesting its the only game they put on sale outside of the steam sale

>>542762180
Objectively the best Total War
>Family trees
>Deepest diplomacy
>Buildings you built exist physically in Settlement battles and can be destroyed
>Burnable forests
>Bannermen
>Siege engines can be mounted on walls
>Infantry deployables like caltrops and stakes
>Formations as basic skill for all professional infantry
>Best in-combat banter

If CA had just made good DLC for 3K they would have made enough money to fund Hyenas 2

>>542762381
Troy with Mythos DLC is great if you like Warhammer, I seriously recommend it

>>542762416
how do you go backwards that much from this. that's all pretty basic but great gameplay stuff. except for familiy trees maybe, which is whatever

Why is 3k's dlc bad?

There are rumours that the trailer is being shown to content creators. CA officials have already confirmed that the staff have been permitted to view the trailer.

>>542762934
some of the dlc is alright but they just started off terrible with fast fowarding in time periods to the eight princes that no one gave a shit about
and then released packs that either just didnt add enough (mandate of heaven/fates divided) or were actually good (furious wild/a world betrayed)
and then just stopped because they were retarded
mandate of heaven's big problem is that it doesnt transition into the rest of the actual game, and still has bugs and problems like yuan shu iirc
fate divided's start is very unbalanced as well and because they stopped support is filled with generics (the biggest problem with eight princes) so you kinda dont get much out of it, if you choose cao cao you've basically already won the game because you'll steam roll through everything
furious wilds introduced a completely unique faction which was cool, whole new playstyle and all which I wish they kept doing to give the us the northern/western tribal shit (that modders have done)
world betrayed added in some unique campaign mechanics with sun ce and lu bu with having a more gimmick type of faction with doing missions and junk, and probably other stuff im forgetting atm
in short, the main problem is the lackluster releases for half of the dlc where it didnt address a big problem with the game in that there wasnt enough unique characters to keep things fresh in the various time periods ca wanted to do
and then the immediate axe that fucked it all up

There are rumors that the Leering Devil ogres have been spotted in live gameplay.

Anyone actually playing the new update? Is the AI working properly?

>>542750828
>Malekith and Hotek
All other elves extra longevity can be explained by magic.
>Hotek was poisoned by Morathi 300 years ago
I don't remember any date for Morathi poisoning him.

>>542763976
I wouldn't know, still playing Drycha to satisfy my fetish

Malekith was promised Ulthuan 3000 years ago.

>>542763976
I'll be real with you, I don't give a shit and haven't played in two months because every time I was about to start a campaign I thought "Tides is just behind the corner, no point". I was so fucking stupid. At this point I just want the DLC out so I can play reworked High Elves and Slaanesh

>>542763976
I'm not playing until they remove ladders again

>>542763976
no i just come here to post about ecelebs

TOW retconned Araby
its over

I really don't see what's so evil about enslaving Dwarfs as long as I make them dig
They were going to do that anyways

>>542765194
The pear golem strikes again

>>542765194
I thought I couldn't possibly despise soitek any more. I was wrong.

>>542765194
imagine
a) watching vtrannies and
b) making this account and
c) making those chats

grim

>>542762846
warhammer is 5 years older than 3kangs
pharaoh surprisingly has a lot of good stuff with formations and weather effects and also armor being destroyed over time

>>542765194
I feel better about my own life when I see things like this.

>>542765848
warhammer 3 is five years old? that can't be right

>>542765194
That's GODmaster of GODtek to you

>>542743426 (OP)
coward that FLED
people actually follow this FRAUD?
kinda cringe I must say also SAD

>>542766171
no but they have built it like a house of cards on top of wh1 from 10 years ago

If Legend won then how come ALL of his leaks are false?

>>542764928
Sorry Chud, GW is a British company and so cannot mention crusading against arabs in 2025, Allah save the king!

>>542766571
CA pivoted

Would this recent bad PR affect CA if the next big game they announce is Medieval 3 or 40K? Or would WH be forgotten?

>>542762416
yes yes well done 3k, however
>color bullshit
>cavalry broken in a genuinely unfun way unlike other cav games, even the last patch nerfing cavalry didn't fix it
>records is an afterthought
>bad dlc
>bugs that put attila to shame
>no naval battles (in the same era as red cliffs btw

>>542766695
Proof of this so called "pivot"

>>542750878
Like almost every single battle in history?
If you're being rear charged the situation is basically FUBAR
Battle didn't (mostly) take place in nice little condensed squares with borders, with neither the men or the generals bejnf omnipotent.
If the enemy is behind you clearly the battle is being lost on the other fronts

Me playing new update

Are there any good sexy mods of 3K?

>>542767494
Diver is 40kek jealous watching from the sidelines.
But who are the fish
>>542767615
Grace personally deleted all of them.

>>542767494
Not even bothering playing til’ ToT.
In fact, all I fucking do with video games for the last few months is fucking wait.
>wh3 delays and broken shit
>helldivers unreleased the new content to fix it because it was broken dogshit
>Jurassic park, actualy nothing wrong with it, its just only coming out next week which is reasonable to wait for
>pokemon comes out tomorrow, which is fine, but soft prevented me from playing any other pokemon which i was in the mood for, also working tomorrow and a work event friday so fuck me for wanting a day off in the last 2 weeks
Holy FUCK i hade the modern vidya industry

>>542768043
skill issue
play better games

If you had to make a pie chart of the most popular decorations and decorative motifs amongst all of the Warhammer races combined, what percentage of the pie chart would skulls be?
I have a feeling it would the biggest part of the pie.

>>542744713
>Much like how most humans see elf women as ambiguously just past their prime.
Wait, do they?

>>542768273
Empire
delves
chaos undivided (counting as 1)
Khorne specifically
Liggers (lightly)
Vcounts
Coast
Kangs
Chorfs?

>>542768273
Horns

>>542764185
I play other games alongside this and it's absolutely staggering how other studios anounce or don't anounce a thing, and release it in a week or two, month max, nonstop, consistently for years, yet people here cope about delays that have been going on for months, faulty AI logic for years and bugs that have plagued the game(s) for actual decades.
I' a pirateKING! but i feel really sorry for you lads. I don't even think I could run the game if it had DMR in it on top of current issues at this point.

does the hotfix even work?

ITS UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB3S_fIAAv8

I will stick to watching Lindybeige.

WH3 should do better at lore dumps in game I like knowing things about lore

Legend of total war here

Mods fix ALL of your complaints btw

>>542771818
>cheats

No

>>542765194
The incentives are UP bros
4500 here we come!

>>542771818
Based

>>542768273
You're being paranoid

How's the new patch? I know you NEETS are playing all day

Announce the FLC lord. This is your penultimate warning.

>>542772157
Missed two skulls above and below the sword

>>542768273
https://youtu.be/jtTYxxmVpvA?t=81

I hate AI because every porn mod uses it

Who will you play first in Total War: Philosophy?
For me it's Aristotle.

Why dont they rework bretonnia

>>542773359
Straton of Stageira

>>542773369
who?

>>542773359
Kierkegaard chads where you at?

>>542773359
MARCVS AVRELIVS

>>542773027
I hate AI because it doesn't work in Total War

>>542765194
those chats were made by a mid 30s manchild that lives in his parents basement, collects overpriced plastic toys and creeps on virtual women

>>542773923
https://youtu.be/tf5qwoCE6eY?t=27

>>542774302
Literally me except women creep on me instead

>>542774302
>that lives in his parents basement
Does he?

>>542774647
Still unmatched to this day, barring perhaps the Shogun 2/FOTS one.
Beddow is pretty good at campaign, I will grant, and Attilas battle ost has some kino throat singing, but he's fucking garbage otherwise compared to The Dyck.

>>542768684
It's how they're always depicted (timeless beauty, healthy, elder race) so yes

Campaigns if you want to feel overpowered:
Arbaal
Drycha
Valkia
Festus
Tamurkhan

>>542773359
I'm infecting everyone with syphilis while yelling about the ubermensch or some shit.

>>542775636
Chaos BORING

Does this have any kinda anti-pirating on it, I don't wanna give the devs money but I want to try total war warhammer 3

Chaos players are generally awful so CA has no choice but to make them ez mode
Unlike EmpGODS who get the hardest campaigns in the game

Would guts be able to defeat a bloodthirster? how much of a hard on would Khorne have for Guts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGcv09G5MYc

>>542776523
Pirating Tww3 comes at a heavy price on your soul: installing linux

>>542776618
Bloodthirsters are jobbers there to make characters look cool
They had to put 3 against Gotrek and Felix to make it look remotely threatening

>>542776618
Guts can't even finish his manga.

>>542776618
Khorne would be flaccid, you should watch the show or read the manga, it's pretty good.

>>542776618
depends on the point in the story. Later on Guts could kill an army of bloodthirsters as if they were orc boyz.
>>542776980
the show is trash just read the manga

>>542773359
Diogenes horde campaign

What race/lord should I play if I want massive casualties on both sides?
Skaven come to mind but they upgrade to elite ranged units rather quick. Can moulder buff slaves and clanrats?

>>542776980
I read the entire thing years ago, at least to the point Miura died, and then dropped it. How would Khorne be flaccid when Guts gets plenty of moments in which he gets ubermad and only wants to rip and tear? I think he would be nagging him all the way to join him, but of course Guts would tell him to fuck off.
>>542777214
I guess he would be able to take on plenty of them with berserk armor + loli bagpack.

>>542776523
all the dlc files are in the base game, just download a predone creamapi and you're good

Let's all reflect on the perfection of the humble Darkshard (Shield).

>>542777349
They can and they can even be upgraded to detonate themselves when you feel like it

>>542777586
Cold blooded killers?

Tier 0 units that are great:
Kossars
High Elf Archers
High Elf Spearmen
Bloodletters
Daemonettes

Tier 0 units that are ludicrous:
Chaos Warriors of Khorne

>>542777586
Darksharts? EZ
*laughs in fire while moving*

>>542777832
Wow its almost like khorne is an earlygame elite melee faction that depends on easy access to good melee units from global recruit

>>542776774
>>542777579
>need to buy the base game
Gross
What's a good site for buying cheap game keys nowadays, I've only bought like 2 in my life

>>542770895
>5:35 - it's important to have multiple eyes on this, not just content creators, cause yes some of them can have very skewed opinions

>>542744713
>>542768684
>>542775047
The only elves who should appear old to humans are probably Hellebron and some other Delves old crone.

>>542777484
>>542777214
That's exactly the thing. Guts kills and slaughters not for the sake of it, but because he suffers inside, because he loves and cares. It's a constant struggle to break away from the rage and indifference that's the crux of his character.
Tzzench would ironically be more interested in him than Khorne.

>>542778618
sounds like a very skewed opinion to me

>>542778549
It runs better on linux than windows too, if that's a factor for you.

>>542779308
Slaanesh would have a lot of fun with him too

Just a heads up but Tyrion actually defeats Karl Franz in the 1v1.

Ill be frank, I have played any TW but Rome 2 D.E.I and Med 2 for the last 5 years.

>>542781142
Go back to Gaul.

>>542781142
Havent*
T.Dirtyphoneposter

>>542781371
I'm more of a Lusitanifag tbqh, well them and them and the Scordisci

Imagine building fortifications around the city you are besieging and then building fortifications around your own encirclement to slow down enemy counter besiegers.
Siegeception.

>>542778549
https://www.allkeyshop.com/blog/

I miss naval combat
Felt comfy larping as an admiral

>>542781880
Technically a sandwich

>>542781880
fake news
ceasar wrote the commentaries
alesia never happened
the romans never landed in britannia

Rats! Rats! We're the rats!

What if Total War was good

Warhammer 40K
Medieval 3
Warhammer 40K 2
Empire 2
Warhammer 40K 3
Rome 3
Age of Sigmar

>>542766890
>records
Opinion discarded, Records is for faggots

>>542783590
records is how tw is meant to be played (1v1 duels are gay and for faggots, watch some wuxia nonsense at that point) and they halfassed it

>>542783590
Romance mode is for warhammer babies

>>542783590
cringe
>>542783778
>>542784003
based

>>542783778
Its not, both the Records and Romance of Three Kingdoms was all about focusing on the characters and making them out to be larger than life. You have tales of Sun Jian at the age of 18 being known for sailing down the river and killing river bandits by himself and then climbing walls by himself. You have Cao Cao having multiple brushes with death only to survive. You have Chibi which was a miraculous turning point that could almost seem like divine intervention. Records mode nerfs them to losers when theyre meant to be badasses (and they were)

>>542784310
yes and julius caesar wrote that he and 1 legion killed like a million gauls in one battle but none of the games do that because only literal children find that kind of absurd nonsense to be a good fit for a war game

>>542782152
they are fun when they work

>>542784562
The same autism that MPniggers have in WH3 for their game mode, for the record, not everyone uses generals as one-man armies but youre too retarded to see that, your reasoning is as cherrypicked as hell to fit your narrative when Total War was never good at historical accuracy with things like
>Yari Wall destroying all infantry
>Scout Equites being the best at everything
>Attila being treated like the end of the world with nonstop spawning armies
>gunpowder not automatically winning by default in Medieval 2 when easily available
I can cherrypick too

*casts spirit leech on you*

arquebus and handcannons (and even earlier firearms and shit) coexisted with bows all the way up to 1600s though

>>542785551
i hate to break it to you but no one in ancient china was performing the feats you apparently think actually happened. non-children understand how humans actually are by observing them in reality. using dumb examples of overpowered/underpowered units as if that somehow means that any of the old tw games (besides maybe rome 1 with its roman ninjas) are in any way equivalent to romance mode in 3k is the logic of a retard, so that guy pegging you as a warhammer bab is probably right. by the way, i recommend you actually play records mode before sperging this hard, lu bu's bodyguards are still absolute busted and can get a lot of kills when used properly

>>542786056
Sorry I dont play troon game modes

>>542786143
holy tardrage batman

>>542786143
Kekaroo, Records shitters lost, Romance KINGS won

its called romance of the three kingdoms
not records of the three kingdoms
sorry little bro

>>542786652
Actually it's called Three Kingdoms

>>542786871
FUCK!!!!!!

Who are the jews of Warhammer Fantasy Battle: the Old World?

>>542787113
I dunno whoever keeps fucking winning all the time and causes massive butthurt seethe

>>542787113
>>542787696
The Empire

>>542787113
The bigger the beak, the bigger the sneak.

>>542787113
Would be Tzeentch if he stopped screwing over his own dudes for lulz

>>542755921
They don't. Dark elves aren't even evil in AoS they just live in the wind of shadows realm. The new Gotrek books have him travel with a dark elf too.

>>542775734
i'm picking him because he's the sisterfucker of the lot

>>542788779
That's because races aren't evil you chud

>>542787113
High elves. They are called the greatest merchant race in the setting. Also invented usury and thought the humans about it.

>>542788930
Skaven are objectively evil and irredeemable.

>>542787113
Marien(((burg)))

>>542788930
Daemons are literal manifestations of evil

How the fuck are you supposed to siege in TWH3? Units refuse to walk through open gates and archers climb ladders only to not only stand around doing nothing, but also refuse to climb back down. Can't even get the archers to not use the ladders at all since they'll opt to build and climb them over just shooting over the wall unless another unit is already doing so.

Got so annoyed at their seeming unwillingless to fully follow any command and the tremendous losses I was taking playing while playing the ladder version of musical chairs that I alt+F4'd.

>>542788959
**were the greatest merchant race in the setting

>>542777832
>not the armour piercing tier 0 halberds kislev also has

OK first question did the update patchfish works Second What lizardman sub faction or leader would be the easiest to do a long campaign with?

>>542789267
There are 4 viable ways to fight sieges in Warhammer 3:
1. encircle for a few turns and autoresolve
2. bring a second army of trash and autoresolve
3. let them sally out and fight it on the field
4. attack a reinforcing army outside of the settlement and fight it on the field
Anything else is like sounding yourself with splintered fiberglass.

Its time for TCALUK to fire its staff and hire jeet AI prompt enterers. Grok can unironically generate a 10,000 word essay in seconds with a single question. It would untangle and refactor the tech indebted legacy code base in an hour.

>>542790104
saar...

>>542789658
TWW3.
OK first question did the hotfix update working?
Second what lizardman sub faction or leader would be the easiest to do a long campaign with?

what if we tell the wh3 ai to rewrite the code? it should know itself best. make it do some selfimprovement. like telling the fat fucks at CA to go to the gym

>>542790517
>Second what lizardman sub faction or leader would be the easiest to do a long campaign with?
If somebody didn't powercreep him recently Tehenhauin is the strongest long-term because of his sacrifice mechanic.

>>542790517
I'm turn 44 and Khatep is still alive and fighting Malekith (though not for long now I think). Most liggers though got wiped long ago.

A shame there are no family trees
I'd visit Katarin a bit more frequently then if you know what I mean

which race is the best at attacking sieges

>>542789267
just download mod chud

>>542791258
When do we rape

>>542790517
I do have all the lizard men DLC.

purple sun frauding

>>542783590
i fucking love turning my total war game into "how to counter single entities" instead of armies fighting eachother

>>542790517
Its 50/50 which is the best CA can do, sometimes they work sometimes they dont. As for easiest along Campaign, Oxyotl and missions that teleport him all over the world and hes really safe in the Chaos Wastes.

histsissies getting uppity again...

>>542791145
whichever faction has the worst autoresolve since the garrison will sally out avoiding the siege entirely

News or noose.

The delay is upon us.
Retreat!

>Can't decid what race to play
>Just cycling through the campaign start screen
suffering.

Any tips for starting a chaos dwarf campaign?

>>542795192
Play Gorbad Ironclaw.

ratbros what the fuck

>>542795601
get the hobgob lh asap
no supply lines so making cheap support armies is very strong

>>542795659
Sell me on the green fungus people

>>542795192
Same
I like guns and artillery so I keep replaying the Empire but I don't like fighting the same enemies and redoing the same start and tard wrangling the entire middle of the map on my own
Needs a horde LL that can go murder hoboing around the world so that I don't have to march 5 turns from the front line back to my capital to get my new good units or worry about the actual empire urgently

>>542796173
I never played Empire, but isn't Wolfheart just that?

>>542791145
Bretonnia with the Hippogryph doomstack.

>>542795986
They can be both cunning and brutal
Sometimes at the same time

Starred and restarted a skulltaker campaign three times in a row so far. Can't quite seem to get a hang of it. I know to just attac but my armies get so ragged and there's no replenishment. I'm making blood hosts, but I never can just get ahead you know? Always feel like I'm on the back foot. Can eliminate lizards then some other fag comes and pushes my shit in.

>>542796173
>I like guns and artillery
chinks, chorfs and chogres

>>542755921
>2008
>AOS
Based time traveling drawfag.

>>542796173
I can't into guns because the hellfire and other arty keeps shooting my line, same with the guns. I've spoiled myself on High Elves

Cannons are weak

>>542791508
Only when necessary always

>>542796519
It's not your fault bro, Khorne is weak and Skulltaker in particular is underpowered. Submit your feedback to CA so they can buff him to a playable state.

Darkshards are like guns but better.

Halberds are like spears but better.

Why do you need DLC to buy t0 archers as the Empire?

Pike, Men!

darksharts. ra roo

>Trailer likely not tomorrow
>Trailer friday with 2 week news cycle puts release on halloween (they dont usually launch on fridays)
Its delayed

There is a real possibility that ToT won't be released until 2027 or even be canceled.

>>542800162
let it burn

>>542798420
Because they are a DLC unit ?

>>542795986
I would but Gorbads tactics are bugged and will sometimes be removed for no reason

It is a bit ironic that at the end of the day Soitek is going to carry on just fine in the warhammer community meanwhile youtubers like GBoG are going to be left in the dust to starve as soon as Total War Warhammer is over.

>>542802516
becoming a ff14 youttuber is a fate worse than death

>>542802662
He streams FF14 leisurely. Lorebeards is his real job.

would dark elves go back to being not crazy if they took over the donut island

>>542803958
Dark elves aren't crazy that's just how Elves behave. High Elves are the ones ashamed of their darker traits.

>>542804095
I understand dark elf sensei

>>542804350
but do you understand chaos dwarf, shooty lag?

>>542803958
Can you give even one example of dark elves doing something "crazy"

>>542804603
Death cult orgies.

>turn 36 as Arbaal
>Still infighting Chaos factions in the northern wastes
Is this normal ? When am I supposed to attack the southerners ?

>>542804851
you're supposed to teleport around the world and reck shit

>>542804603
the archers shart in mart

>>542804851
You control your own campaign mother fucker. If you actually wanted to fight the southerners you would be doing it but instead you are just brainlessly fighting the closest people next to you as you expand and encounter even more enemies in the north. You could have abandoned your settlement because you have nothing special up there or you could have traded a settlement to your neighbors to get them off your back. It's a sandbox. Stop making shitcastles in the corner and complaining.

PLEASE GIVE ME BRETONIA REWORRRK

>>542804991
Can't.
Everyone north of me is attacking me one after the other, can't have Arbaal abroad.

>>542805515
sent

This world has still never seen a fighting force to surpass the proud legions of Rome.

>>542805515
2 more weeks trvst ze plvn

I guess I now know which faction has better auto resolve values

>>542805570
that doesn't matter. get somewhere else you can get a foothold, wreck shit and repeat

>>542805515
>PLEASE GIVE ME BRETONIA REWORRRK
What do you want in the rework?

luv me pikemen
[spoilers]ignore the broken ui[/spoilers]

>>542805340
Nonsense, I can't sell my capital, Archaon would have attacked me anyways.

Are bull centaurs the best monstrous infantry?
>perfect vigor at gold chevron
>extremely mobile and don't suffer from the usual cavalry charge or attack animation issues, can attack while chasing down units
>can specialize in 3 different types
>solid stats and useful skill tree buffs
>hellforge options can give them hunger, barrier, vanguard, khorne passive, devastating flanker, charge passive

>>542809460
Minotaurs exist.

>>542809460
bull centaurs are monstrous cavalry

>>542809460
Ushabti will always be my GOAT

>>542809460
They're not monstrous infantry
The best monstrous infantry is Vargheist

Starting playing Endless Space 2 bros and I gotta say its pretty fun, theres no combat its basically just auto resolve when your ships get into battle so it feels like how every1 normally plays WH3 since battles are so boring in Warhammer games. Theres even a human race (only interesting race) called The United Empire which is pretty cool. Theres also a fish lady with huge sagging tits and shes a jew. Can you believe its also made by SEGA? And it feels a lot more polished than WH3 does too despite being so old.

>>542809072
There is nothing special about yout captial. Take a Kislev settlement then abandon your captial. The only person keeping yourself in the north is yourself.

>>542810961
>theres no combat its basically just auto resolve when your ships get into battle so it feels like how every1 normally plays WH3 since battles are so boring in Warhammer games
So true!

>>542810961
eh a better comparison to total war would be AoW4 which is also fun im glad CA fucked up it allowed me to find other strategy games that i've been quite enjoying

>>542810961
>made by sega
neither this nor that is "made" by sega

>>542806627
I like the cav focus but it shouldn't be the only useable unit in the entire army. Foot Knights would be welcomed. And the faction mechanics need to be changed

>>542811952
we know Legend

I dont like dorfs. Sitting in a box is boring

>>542812132
I played a warhammer fantasy game called Mordheim too was really fun

I love the Dawi.
Sitting in a box is fucking awesome.

Thorek Ironbrow is /our guy/

>>542810961
Horatio is the best and most interesting faction.

>>542813504
We know you think that, Horatio

>>542812943
mordheim is very fun, nice atmosphere. but I can never get past the first boss

>>542813906
you get a gun

>>542762110
deleted from the internet so i can have the only copy of this image :)

>>542767494
You sit at your computer going "SNORF SNORF SNORF" as you fight battles?

>>542810961
CA's sins are mostly on it's dogshit upper management. SEGA of Europe owns/publishes for CA and they previously published/owned Amplitude Studios who made ES2, Humankind (which I'm still not happy with), and now EL2

>>542813504
>>542813647
Horatio can't be wrong, I see no issues

So did they fixed the game or is still broken?

>>542810961
Big tiddy fish mommy.

>>542806627
NTA but:
Green Knight as a proper LH
"Tower of the Fay" for damsel and prophetess recruitment (Ice Court training).
"Chivalry Knighthood" for knighs units upgrade (Warbands upgrade).
"Chansons" giving you buff (Rites)
"Perilous Quest" to get relics and chivalry (Ivory Road caravan)

>>542810961
Really hope we get ES2 someday, It quickly became my favourite 4x game a few years ago.
I tried Endless Legend but I just can't get into for some reason.

>>542815554
ES2 exists and EL2 just entered early access, wdym

Biggest orgy ever.
Never seen the entire enemy army get rampaged like this before. Didn't even know it was possible lmao. Get ready for the rain

>>542815554
i found the endless series just adding onto the pile of the french cannot make good games

>>542815876
COOM

>>542816095
lmao

>>542815669
I meant ES3.
Again, I tried Endless Legend 1 and I didn't like it. I'm looking at EL2 and I don't think I'll like this one either.

>>542815980
Don't talk shit about Rayman.

>>542816095
Party over already. Shit i forgot to check how many kills Nkari got this battle.

>>542816413
ubishit is ubishit, and even then an exception does not break the rule

>>542816427
Did it again except I missed rampaging one unit. Not too many kills guess they don't count if they crumble from leadership loss. Did not realize Nkari's rampage passive had no cooldown or anything lmao

>>542816910
that's a pyrric victory

>Be empire Swordsman
>Told to go charge the 2,000 zombie, skelly hoard
>General tells you victory is assured, the armor will suffer no meaningfull loss
>Realize that it's only you and one other company charging while spears stay behind
>"Clearly our mighty cav will swoop in at the last second, allowing us to withdraw back to the line"
>yfw you hear the roar of the 10 units of Hellfire batteries launch

>>542817431
ok but do you want the zombies to eat your family

>>542817431
Empire players would have more fun as skaven, no joke because everyone pulls this shit

>>542817536
That's empire propaganda spread to control us through a foreverwar

>>542818073
Ok do you want to go talk with the Norscans or vampires and build a dialogue and start our road to peace

>cum and milk is basically processed blood
>feed male vamps with slut milk
>feed female vamps with chud milk
>peace
why wouldn't this work?

>>542810961
>>542813504
Based endless space enjoyers
I didn’t play space Kangz dlc, but the rest of the game is so legit.
Unfallen are the best niggas btw.
I oughta play it again

>>542819074
>oh it's a pacifist race
>how do you enforce that?
>they're the size of a evergreen and can crush your house with their palm
fair

>>542819074
>start ES2 game
>cravers are your closest neighbor
>start new game
Every time

I see twg is nearing its evolution to the last stage of a /vg/ general, esoteric schizoposting.

Corruption was a truly terrible mechanic and CA was wise to remove it.
Imagine being punished for conquering territory.

>>542820247
Pre-fantasy was something else

>>542819579
>boot up ES2
>look at the faction selection screen
>see Emperor Zelevas face
>https://youtu.be/5KysITV4t5E?si=hcNCSyzlvI7o0nO- starts playing in my head
I'll play all the factions some day, at some point.

>>542820692
I just play Horatio every time, he's just so perfect and beautiful.

>>542820379
You get punished for conquering territory in Warhammer too though

>>542810961
>(only interesting race)
ERROR_DETECTED: SH1T_T4ST3; CLASS: TERMINAL

Total War Rome 2: Empire Divided is interesting because the unit cards are actually identifiable.

>>542819579
>start ES2 game
>scottish trees border you
>start a new game
>starting system's extra planets are small and tiny barren and arctic worlds
>start a new game
>pirates in the next system
>start a new game
>colonizer destroyed by a vodyani scouts coming out of nowhere
>start a new game

>>542822810
I've just been playing with the 3d unit cards mod and it works pretty well
In what way are they different in Empire Divided?

>>542823389
play ES1 instead. art direction and battles (if you can even call them that) are better

>>542824242
I enjoy all the mechanics and visuals in 2
Harrmony was such a suck-ass race it tanked my hype
>Here's a race that doesnt use the almost titular resource that's without a doubt the most important in the entire game (unless you have so much industry you don't have to give a shit about dust)

>>542824242
that game is awful, its extremely boring because to actually fight people you have to tech into non fighting technology

>>542747203
7ed army book

>>542824746
true, that's retarded. i do like the cold war state ine the endless game however.
>meet an army in neutral your own fucking territory?
>die fuckers

>>542825438
6ed's a little different

>>542824746
You've just reminded me >>542824680 about the endgame of pumping out dozens of fleets for massive stacksmash wars

If Morathi really wanted to aid her son, she should have offered him sex.

Families in Total War: Warhammer 3:
Katarin and Boris Ursus
Vlad and Mannfred von Carstein
Vlad and Isabella von Carstein
Tyrion and Teclis
Malekith and Morathi
Miao Ying and Zhao Ming and Yuan Bo
Ungrim and Garagrim Ironfist
Louen Leoncoeur and the Green Knight
Orion and Ariel
Naestra and Arahan
Vlad von Carstein and Count Noctilus

>>542828242
the Sisters and a few of HE LLs are distant cousins

How do I play this game if I'm autistic like I need to start over if I don't build the right building or units.

>>542828852
tell yourself that this playthrough is just to get perfect heroes you can import into the next playthrough

speaking of endless space (1) combat
is it literally just gambling or is there strategy beyond trying to remember what the AI likes to do
I know each thingie has different stats attached to it and generally I try to match things up with what benefits my ships the most/least but I honestly have no clue how effective any of these percentages are
or why I shouldn't just spam offense every battle

>>542829962
whoops
wrong thread

>>542829962
>is it literally just gambling
ai will choose certain cards during certain battlephases and depending on your/their fleet composition. it's not complete rng, but savescumming doesn't work. i think the ai also does not ignore your card choices. (of course the computer knows what you're choosing, but it has to pretend not to, right?)

>>542830675
I got that kind of feeling from it, like the AI was sitting through the battle and choosing things one at a time instead of just loading three and autoresolving
I'll just have to keep at it I guess

Speaking of total war, I wonder if we'll ever get ship combat

>>542831739
probably if they ever make another empire game, there is a possibility in a 40k game because battefleet gothic armada is a thing but they might skip it like in warhammer.

Is there a reason warhammer 1 a game released 9 years ago has better graphics than warhammer 3?

>>542831739
If we get a new engine, ship combat is certain.
If they stay stuck on warscape, ship combat is a writeoff.

>>542832141
In what way?

>>542832141
niggers complained about how it's to crisp and they wow-ed the artstyle and put some kinda smear over it

>>542832141
Mainly because Warhammer 1 is confined to The Old World and centered around the End Times, so the darker lightning works well.

so true sis

>>542806627
Better late game. Bretonna only gets upgrades, it gets nothing actually new or different.
>here is your fifth variety of knight
Wow. Amazing.

IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB3S_fIAAv8

>>542834184
I have a lot of experience from trying to mod the AI to be playable all the way from warhammer 2. It was always broken every different patch; some factions would just stop working. This community outrage was beyond dumb.

>>542834559
the outrage isn't about bugs. it's about the attitude of those cunts.
>you want patch? you want hotfix? dlc?
>no, here bomb, fuck you

>>542834758
Just EAT the fucking SLOP, goyim. Oy vey.

>>542834758
Yea a little too late for that since it's been 4 years since the game released.

>>542834991
even in this state people like the game and it takes a lot of time to wear players like that down. obviously the tipping point was that vid of legendofretired calling everyone a nigger

>>542835363
People need to move on from the game. You have thousands of hours in the game; you got your money worth already even if the game is broken. I finished most of the campaign and don't plan to replay them for some low effort reworks like giving lizardman a raise dead mechanic.

>>542835756
that would also be fine. don't release a "patch" that ruins half the game and leave it playable. go make another pile of shit game and go under already

>Just played a 200-turn campaign Norsca campaign
>Don't plan to ever replay them ever again even with the DLC coming out
How based am I?

>Just played a 200-turn Norsca campaign
>Don't plan to ever replay them again even with the new DLC coming out
How based am I?

>>542839376
>playing norsca in the first place
not at all

I fucking love Norsca despite their many, many, many many, many issues.

>>542839770
They're fun to play in multiplayer at least.

I've been reading and watching videos about WH 2 and WH3, how the ai cheats and how some very core systems in these games being broken like melee infantry in WH2 loosing to the same type of unit in 1v1 simply due to the ai having cheats

this stuff just makes me feel bad

>>542842230
Why?

>>542839376
They'll be made OP like most DLC so that makes sense

>Siege a Nurgle city
>Garrison sallies out, wipe them easily
>Next turn the garrison is back at full strength even though I'm still sieging
Fuck this shit

>>542844376
I don't like how the rules are so different, if you allow two enemies to attack each other you can't capitalize on the wounded victor because they regen on the start of your turn instead of their turn

>>542844376
Stop complaining or they will delay ToT!

>>542844679
i get it, but that would lead to more bullshit
>you attack the ai
>ai runs off somewhat beaten
>ai recovers and attacks you
>you haven't recovered yet
i'm more for simultanious turns

>>542845141
But if the rules for regen were the same the player would also have recovered in your scenario?

>>542842230
yes it was silly, they have been putting bandaids on their dogshit AI for so long they seemingly believe it's an actual solution

the AI recruitment cheats of WH3 are no better, in a single turn a generic lord can be swapped for an LL, added multiple heroes and 15ish units.
no fun at all

>>542844376
>AI can disembark armies in cities while sieged
>AI can shit out as many ogre camps in the same spot as it wants
>AI gets instant garrison replenishment on every turn, even when sieged
>AI ignores trespassing warnings and you get hit with diplomacy reliability anyway
>AI can retreat while in teleport/underway stance and cross mountains/rivers or any terrain while doing so
>AI will only focus on the player to the point of detriment when in multiple wars, sending armies across the map and leaving it's settlements undefended to be taken by other enemies
>AI will recruit a dozen armies and park them on it's own settlements, never moving
>AI knows where your armies are in fog of war and will keep just out of reach, only way to hide armies is by ambush stance
>AI gets to keep items like sword of Khaine, Crown without any drawbacks or fight requirements
>Allied AI is gimped and will lose it's cheats
>AI has actual cheats like instant recruitment, massive upkeep reduction and construction
It's crazy how the AI code is so bad, they had to remove it's limiters and just make it ignore almost all game mechanics to the point it's playing a different game entirely.

whats longma

cheers to those who recommended aow4

>>542839770
I only liked them in WH2.

>>542844376
Mods will fix it!

bedbreaking sex with alarielle the everqueen

>>542817431
You do that with flagellants who will hold the gribblies in place until the very end (and canonically are SEEKING death anyway) or heroes who will be barely scratched by the missiles

>>542847642
longma balls

>>542847904
Legend never misses

Why do people call some units tier 0 when the in game tiers go from 1 to 5

>>542849827
I think they mean the ones you can recruit from the main settlement?

>>542849827
>>542849869
this, any unit that is basically free to recruit all the time, anywhere

>>542849960
So that would include RoRs

>>542850217
they are not able to be recruited until you reach a certain level

>>542814305
>he doesnt snorf snorf snorf
WEAK

the new update is a psyop the game is still riddled with horrendous bugs!

>>542851093
Anon, please...

Are CA going to code the AI to start using its own faction effects at some point?

This is such a major missing feature of the game. I'm amazed it's not complained about more often? Imagine playing a fighting game and the" CPU" can't use its own special moves and instead has a double health bar and extra damage on the basic move set lmao. Absolute fucking shit and you slop enjoyers slurp it up like the bootlicking cock suckers you are.

>>542851491
Yea yea right after they fix the sieges.

>>542851491
Do you really want Ostankya poofing your armies to the other side the world?

>>542851491
>Absolute fucking shit and you slop enjoyers slurp it up like the bootlicking cock suckers you are.
I am and I will.

>>542852041
So what happened to the siege rework beta?

>>542852305
...

>>542852305
it's fucked, it's over, CA is just gritting their teeth and pushing 40k out as fast as they can to take the attention

>>542852305
it created too many bugs

Proving grounds beta in WH2 was the best state the game ever was.
>growth and building costs up, ensuring low tier units stay relevant longer
>removed supply lines penalty for more armies
>reduced xp and replenishment so your veterancy matters
>post battle gold nerfed
>higher difficulties no longer give AI massive cheats or debuff the player
>dwarfs no longer blob out of control

>>542852305
CA realized that it would cost way too many charlemagnes to model unique siege ladders for each race and so they are hoping that everybody just forgets about it

>>542852096
Yes

>>542823575
The color stripe is modded, but the units themselves are not from what I can see (I forgot how they were in it vanilla).

The ideal unit card to me is:
>Drawn, not 3d
>Color coding for unit type
>Also pose coded for unit type
The last one is tricky as some might not like asymmetry such as if say your axemen faced one way and swordsmen the other, but it'd help for quick identification.

The real awakening is to realize how important unit cards and soundbites are when you rarely see the unit up close.

luthor harkon here
i shot the trailer

>>542751994
Or as I like to call it: a qol must have mod.
Can't image what sort of moron still plays vanilla without buff mods

>>542852305
imagine being so butthurt that a popular youtuber trivialised your game that you destroy it to for everyone else just to get back at him

and then he quits, but not before telling everyone your game is shit and to stop playing like him (while advertising that he made 15k/month minimum for the last 5 years)

what a giant fucking W for legend

>>542855863
but you did not shoot the _______

>>542856882
He shoots the player too on the select screen

is wh3 worth 16$ from cd shops? I'll pirate the dlcs

11 minutes.

>>542857882
for this yeah I'd say. 15-16 is the maximum it's worth. Have you played 2

>>542858610
no. should I play that first? I think that one is fully pirateable

>>542858726
You need to have all 3 game be able to play the rest of the faction.

Only the magic reserves part of the Purple Hand unusual location is functional

>>542858783
wtf? so I gotta buy wh1 and 2 with 3?

>>542858726
3 is basically an extension of 2 with some good and shitty changes. Both are usually made bearable with mods so if you HAD to chose:

>buying 2 means also buying 1 for the big combined campaign
>buying 3 alone gives you 1 and 2 basic content for free with the reworks but also the horrible sieges, bad lighting and braindead AI. But also has a lively modding community with custom voicelines.

>>542858824
yes now pay up!

>>542858828
>bad lighting
2 has worse lighting than 1
3 is worse than 2
...

>>542858824
Welcome!

>>542858935
I should take a look at 1. I liked 2's lightning, it was colorful just enough.

>>542858828
>>542858853
>>542858997
uh I'll just pirate 2 and see if i like it, I'll buy 3 then

>>542859236
Best way to describe 3 is if you made the map of 2 way bigger, added a bunch of extra races (ranging from amazing to boring), changed the AI cheats from having better stats to recruiting more units faster, sieges are a lot worse, but most factions are much more fleshed out campaign wise

i would suggest trying high elves or skaven in 2 for a good taste of what WH3 factions can be like

>>542859469
>skaven
oh yes very nice in 2 with CAs parting gift of permanently broken ambushes

>>542859565
fix'd

>>542859565
Surely they will not let something similar happened with warhammer 3 right?

I think my game bricked my linux system...
It hard froze to the point I couldn't do anything except shutdown via power button. And after that linux won't recognize half of my hardware, including the internet adapter and graphics card so I can't play anything else nor download or update any tools to fix this.
I think I spent about 10h just getting the game to work in the first place and learning how to use linux. I'm not too keen on another 10h of troubleshooting...
Windows part of the dual boot works fine tho, so I guess I'm taking a break from tw

>>542859565
the last time i checked the latest shitgirl version of tw2 was a few patches behind and didnt have this problem

>>542860013
maybe I'll just make a proper fix myself

>>542860060
It wasn't the game lol. Classic first time Linux user

>>542860140
yeah but earlier versions have other broken shit

>>542860175
You don't trust Steevo?

>>542861380
those aren't fixes, it just removes things

Skaven should not exist

>>542861561
Based

>>542860013
dude it dawned on me. The people calling mods "cheats", maybe they are just pirates who can't access the workshop

>>542860426
Are you seasoned? Can you reccomend me a distro that's the least hassle I can use for gaming?
It'll be easier to just reinstall the system rather than unfuck whatever happened here at this point.

>>542862000
You can mod the pirated version, it just tedious.
t. pirate

>>542862000
>...pirates who can't access...
No such thing, just differering amount of tediousness and know-how.
That said, I'd say it's about an even distribution between the two. Pirates who don't know how to get mods and paypigs that can't figure out the workshop could be an even split between "cheat" posting

>>542862095
i want to suck on her fingers

Just made a perfect omelette, bros

>>542862000
There's no such thing as a Total War Warhammer III crack, however.

>>542862095
Absolute Mating Press: A Total War Saga

>>542863242
But the linux version can be pirated...

>>542863221
Proof?
>ib4 ate it already

IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UeSZtUBVDE

>>542863705
The price then becomes using linux. In the timeframe it took to set it up, you could earn the money to buy it (base game anyway).
If you wanted to try out linux as well, go ahead, but if you just want to game and aren't tech savvy... I wouldn't reccomend it

>>542864834
Sotek bros, we got dunked again...

3 HOURS

luthor harkon here
i will kill all of you

VGH

>>542864834
that's a certified BBW

I missing being able to recruit all the LLs of your race like back in warhammer 1, playing karl feels like shit if you don't have your buddies gelt and volkmar with you

>>542866731
use da mods

>>542866860
they all break with each update

>>542866731
But then they couldn't sell as many lords as DLC

>>542866731
use recruit defeated legendary lords anon. I'm John Warhammer, you have my permission

>>542866903
no they don't

>>542866950
What happens when these guys aren't defeated, I won't even see them in game until 200 turns in

>>542867147
kill their faction with console commands when you feel you've progressed enough to deserve recruiting them

Why does elspeth keep saying gelt lusts after her, what is that all about?

>>542867461
Femcel cope. He moved all the way to Cathay just to get away from that crazy bitch.

>>542867461
how much longer are you going to try and drum up gay ERP with other brown porn addicts?

go to trash

>>542864834
Soitek taking another massive L

>>542866731
>Start as Karl Franz
>Build max rank Colleges of Magic, Gelt joins your ranks
>Build max rank religious building and Volkmar lends you his aid
Peak kino

>>542776887
>redditrek and felix
Not cannon.

>Mortars
Not cannon.

any mod in warhammer 3 that turns siege battles into open field battles

>>542870340
yeah

>>542870340
Yes, I dont remember the name since I never used one but it should be easy to find in Workshop.

>>542870340
Stop cheating

its only cheating if you're gay

>>542871186
that's what I tried telling my wife

>>542870340
if you're not using that yet you really should it makes the game a LOT better

>>542870340
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2856691408 This one?

TRAILER TODAY? TCA cannot mess THAT up, right?

>>542872479
165 minutes

>>542812032
>I like the cav focus but it shouldn't be the only useable unit in the entire army. Foot Knights would be welcomed.
I agree. I really want Foot Knights. Can't understand the retards that think that having even just 1 strong unit of infantry will ruin the Bretonnian vibe or something.

>And the faction mechanics need to be changed
In what way?
Apart from the vows, obviously.

>>542815150
>Green Knight as a proper LH
>"Tower of the Fay" for damsel and prophetess recruitment (Ice Court training).
>"Chivalry Knighthood" for knighs units upgrade (Warbands upgrade).
>"Chansons" giving you buff (Rites)
>"Perilous Quest" to get relics and chivalry (Ivory Road caravan)
Sounds cool, especially the last 2 things

>>542834095
>Better late game. Bretonna only gets upgrades, it gets nothing actually new or different.
>here is your fifth variety of knight
>Wow. Amazing.
What kind of stuff do you want?

bretonnia should have heavy armored longbowmen

>>542872971
and grail reliquaes should have frenzy auras

If you still believe ToT is releasing in 2025 you need serious mental assistance.

>>542873770
Who is EOS?

>>542873770
>he thinks there will be anything after the cataclysmic conclusion to the trilogy that is ToT

the future of total war warhammer 3

>>542873770
...On opposite day

>>542873770
ToT is going to be the last DLC we’re going straight into maintenence mode

>>542874034
>maintenence
ohh an optimist!

wait, we're not already in maintenance mode??

total rizz skibidihammer

>>542812032
Reminds me of how slaanesh is meant to be the slippery fast murderdemon faction but since the CoC DLC they can use their chaos warriors and chosen as a frontline and not bother with that.
Actually all demon factions lost some identity because of it.
Imo Bretonnia should allow for proper peasant centric armies instead of getting chaos warriors (Mark of the Lady)

>>542874396
in one of their (probably outdated) vlogs they said something about making slaanesh units more durable for 7.0 so enjoy killing their identity even more if that is still the case

>>542874252
hyenas revival soon

Maintenance mode where every update breaks something new

They really need to post at least one more video blog. We still aren't even sure about the mechanics of the upcoming legendary lords.
Also, reveal the FLC lord.

news ?

I hope they delay the dlc again. Marketing would surely suffer from steam reviewbombing.

And maybe s*itek kills himself on stream.

NEWS NEWS NEWS

GTFO IN HERE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cURo-qrpQhI

>>542874763
>>542874796
>>542875098

>>542875112
No, that's fucking stupid. Most people are pissed off primarily because of all the delays despite them promising such a great anniversary year (of wallpapers), and if you think giving them another one would solve this you're CA and stupid

Theories for there being no leaks about Tides of Torment:
Theory 1: CA has really clamped down on internal controls and made their company leak-proof.
Theory 2: There is nothing to leak.

>release as planned
CA IS GREEDY THEY DIDNT FIX THE GAME FIRST
>delayed again
CA IS LAZY THEY CANT EVEN RELEASE 1 DLC
>end of service
CA HAS ABANDONED US ITS OVER

>>542875492
Fact: They pivoted

>>542875276
the angle of kairos's mouth makes it look like he missed a spot when he shaved his head

>>542875436
Yeah ok soitek.

You do aware that CA is multi million company that can give more resources to their Bulgarian laborers right?

>>542875840
why don't they then?

More wallpapers will fix it. Give them one this week and the situation will immediately improve.

>Total War: WARHAMMER III – Tides of Torment || Releases December 4th
FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC

>>542875537
And all of those complaints are made by the same person: me

>>542876216
L FUCKING MAO

>>542876216
>They would have left TK and Lizards fucked for TWO MORE MONTHS if people hadn't gone nuclear

>>542876259
no that was (me)

I think that the trailer might be getting posted later, today.

>>542828242
Pretty sure Vlad & Isabella got married in front of Sigmar priest.

>the future of Total War
They said the thing.

>>542876492
lol
lmao

>>542876308
APOLOGIZE

>>542876216
There's still time for it to get delayed to 2026.

>DECEMBER 4TH

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12 months to make a DLC.

12 months.

THE YEAR OF TOTAL WAR

>>542875986
You should ask them that, but if the whole CA Sofia is already dedicated to the game, while considering that this is the amount of support they can give then it just shows how inadequate they are.

>Tyrion becomes Karl Franz/Greasus (for an Elf)
>Teclis becomes Gelt (more about magic)
>Throgg/Wulfrik get their mechanics and Wulfrik fucks off somewhere idk
>reworks for HE/Norsca, not sure about Slaanesh(FUCKFUCKFUCK
Trailer today at least eh. The reworks sound cool but DECEMBER WHAT THE FUCK

>>542876856
A YEAR OF DLC PRODUCTION

What are the Druchii getting in the update?

All you have to do is to hack their twitter account and post a drawing of a certain desert faction leader

WE ARE SMALL INDIE COMPANY, OKAY!!!!

>>542876821
I kneel, Legend unironically won

>We have reclassified issues of this nature as a Showstopper, Severity A, which means any similar future problems are blockers to a full release and will always require us to respond with urgent Hotfix measures.
HOW CONVENIENT FOR THEM

>>542877021
S Q U I R E S
Q
U
I
R
E
S

"We know that you’re eager to see all of the new content in action and so on November 6th we’ll start sharing your first looks at gameplay Later this evening, we’ll publish our Announcement Trailer as an acknowledgment for the Torment you’ve endured up until now. We look forward to showing you everything else next month."
what?
later this evening?
WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING WHEN IS THE TRAILER I WILL BEAT YOU UP

>>542876216
>>542876308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>542877279
>WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING WHEN IS THE TRAILER I WILL BEAT YOU UP
later this evening, 2026

How is it ALWAYS worse than we expect
?
HOWWWWWWW???????

Ok now even the haters have to admit Legend won. It's over CA sisters

>The sweeping new update for the High Elves centers around the new Patrons of the Realm feature which lets factions vie for influence across 11 seats of power to unlock rewards and potential confederations.
Tower of Hashut (Helves) confirmed

>>542876396
Unironically this. I fucking joyous that CA's hand forced to fix this shit.

Can't wait for
>The Future of Total War Warhammer 3
You fantasoi faggots deserve it

lol
lmao
legendary

>>542877279
44 MINS TILL DLC DROP!!!

>>542877520
>Tyrion gains the new Champion of Ulthuan feature allowing him to enact new themed actions on any visible region or force,

>>542877520
>Tower of Hashut (Helves)
Basically what everyone was expecting
It's the perfect system for the High Elves

>>542877521
but...but if they didn't fix the LM/TK AI maybe it will be done faster.

>>542876396
>>542877521
only retards and shills like Basedtek are mad about the delay. Of course the bugs need fixing.

on November 6th we’ll start sharing your first looks at gameplay Later this evening, we’ll publish our Announcement Trailer
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
holy shit i know uk is third world but seriously who writes this shit

>>542877784
it's CA_Freeman, anon.

>>542845826
no. you regen on your turn, which comes after the computers turn, in which the computer has already regenerated and counterattacked you

>>542877817
tbf they changed khorne and trannesh dlcs
still a shamefur dispray

>>542877428
I expected March 2026 and it’s still possibly on the table

>>542877520
>Teclis gains the Secrets of the White Tower feature, allowing him to supercharge the spellcasting potential of wizards throughout his armies.

features features features
rituals rituals ritauls
faction rituals lord rituals region rituals unit rituals
more more more features
and for what
FOR HIGH ELVES
NO AMOUNT OF FEATURES WILL MAKE THEM LESS BORING
FUCK I HATE THIS COMAPNY SO MUCH

>The Lord of Excess welcomes perhaps the headline element of Patch 7.0 with the introduction of a brand new free Legendary Lord that’s bound to keep you on your toes, The Masque of Slaanesh. As his herald, you’ll conduct The Eternal Dance, a fast-paced campaign mechanic where armies perform themed Dances to gain escalating bonuses – rewarding aggressive play and constant momentum.
MASQUE OF SLAANESH CONFIRMED

>>542877279
>>542877784
I'm assuming he forgot to put a period in and meant to say "on November 6th we’ll start sharing your first looks at gameplay. Later this evening, we’ll publish our Announcement Trailer"

They’re dropping this slop dlc together with their 25 years of total war shit absolutely hilarious this will be the last DLC

>>542877962
>I expected March 2026 and it’s still possibly on the table
Fuck I don't want to wait until April 2026...
I seriously can't believe CA delays ToT until May 2026...
At least they will finally release it in June 2027, right?

NOOOOOO WE HAVE TO GIVE EACH DUMBASS EXISTING LL A FEATURE BECAUSE UHMMM

>>542878019
especially since its all stuff we already have in game
>tower of zharr
>wizard buffs
>shadowey dealings

>>542878239
Morathi and Malekith WILL get their unique mechanics.

It's time to apologize.

It's time to admit.

They pivoted.

>Norsca’s long-awaited overhaul unleashes a brutal new era for the northern raiders. Expect improvements to legacy features such as Allegiances and the Monstrous Arcanum, as well as the introduction of the new Pillaging faction feature. Alongside this, both Wulfrik and Throgg will get their own dedicated share of the spoils with new features and quality of life updates, including a new start position for The Wanderer, a new unique resource for the Troll King and much more.
> new start position for The Wanderer
Please be Skeggi. Please be Skeggi. Please be Skeggi. Please be Skeggi. Please be Skeggi. Please be Skeggi. Please be Skeggi. Please be Skeggi. Please be Skeggi. Please be Skeggi. Please be Skeggi.

1 YEAR
FOR A LORD PACK
1 WHOLE FUCKING YEAR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HATE GAMEDEVS I HATE THE BRITISH I HATE GAMEDEVS I HATE THE BRITISH
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

>>542878454
you put wulfrik all the way in the middle of nowhere and you lose the ability to easily confed the other tribes including throgg.

>>542878605
but he will be able to teleport so its fine, problem solved

IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyWCv4Mc3RA

Its never been so over.
Honestly, I don’t much care for slaanesh/norsca/helves, but man, you guys did NOT deserve this

I hope the boats wont stop

>25h anniversary of Total War
>all people are talking about is how the devs sat on their hands for a year and are failing to fix the game they broke
Super cool.

TIDES
OF
DELAY

DELAYS
OF
TORMENT

CA... what the actual fuck is this? Will we at least get a siege rework or something in the meantime to TIDE us over?

>>542878443
Cant wait to watch s*itek meltdown on his inevitable news video.

Reminder that thanks to them pivoting we got meleeslop reddit factions in Omens instead of this.

>>542878767
>INOF
is he really in such a hurry?

>>542878063
>The Masque of Slaanesh
Oh no no no Strykaar sis ... did we get too cocky ???

>try to make existing HE factions interesting
>dlc takes 20 yills
who couldve guessed
this is what happens when people are afraid to be racist

>>542878863
With Aislinn, Dechala, and Sayl acting as the STANDARD BEARERS for Tides of Torment, we’ve ensured that their respective races are being updated as part of Update 7.0 and we want to share some of the improvements that you’ll will enjoy on December 4th.

>>542879060
schizo

>>542878605
But his (futur) feature is to teleport with his ship.

So there is it, not a single piece of new content for another 1.5 months if we are lucky.

The only question remains what do we play now?

>>542878996
absolutely retarded
strykaar was the only choice
the masque would have made a fun lh like the blue scribes
but the masque is more iconic so she got the lord spot
absolutely unforgiveable. Worse than the delay imo