Thread 542764232

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>542407551

DON'T LIST-- TO HER L--S
NEMLEI ------------------

claiming this thread for thiccley!

>Andrew... stare at the swinging watch... you're becoming siblingsexual Andy. Sistersexual. From now on, naked strangers do nothing for you. Julia's naked body does nothing. Spread eagle cam girls do nothing. But a mere glimpse of your sister's bare shoulders, collarbones, feet, thighs... and you get rock hard instantly. And while we're at it, from now on, you can never refer to your cock as "my penis" again, you have to say "Ashley's penis" since it's mine and it's just attached to you. Do you understand? Do you agree? You better... I'm gonna snap my fingers soon
>Yes... I understand. I agree. I am sistersexual. Strangers do nothing... From now on Ashley's penis can only get hard to Ashley's body. Forever...
>Good. *SNAP*

God I fucking love these siblings...

slippery sister soles

This thread has been thoroughly claimed for Ashley and her delicious feet
#NOHUSSYZONE

It's all so tiresome

>>542764232 (OP)
Will Ashley ever be able to make friends?

I thought up an AMAZING post while I was driving
But then I forgot

>>542770649
Probably not. Seems unlikely either of them will be able to relate to normal people after this even if they do get away clean.

>>542772280
>cunt (woman)
American hands made this

>>542764232 (OP)
Pokey is complex? He was just envious of Ness's family and life and desired that for himself

>>542772558
You must be a faggot if you have to specify female cunt.

>>542747815
it has potientional but desu its too on the nose. if you're gonna do that at least maybe a border around the blocky image or if you're gonna make the image transparent you can add some detail around the bottom like the shitty drawings in ashleys/andrews dream world. same thing with the back coffin with the two little bunnies. personal prefence, make it a zipup, hoddies look really bad imo. you can make one side the "you are" selection screen.

>>542773207
Please use this version

>>542769124
Made for ABC (Andy's Big Cock)

>>542772750
nta but he's referring to different english slang. Calling a woman a "cunt" in british slang is extremely crass and distasteful. It's mostly used against guys.

>>542770649
Maybe after they settle down in some eventual outcome, they will be able to blend in on some faraway forest town and make some acquaintances. I liked how "The Torment of Audrey Graves" fan fiction and matchaukarp art handled this.

>>542769012
*exhales*

*inhales*

Andy with glasses a receding hairline and nasolabial folds and eyebags <3

>>542778981
Canadian healthcare

>>542780135
>almost 5% of people who died in 2023 died from assisted suicide, most often because they got cancer and universal healthcare was a worse alternative

>>542778981
And yet anons want to convince me that the game isn't set in North America

>>542780382
Why the fuck can't USA have this. Let me go

>>542780512
>Why the fuck can't USA have this.
We have guns

>>542775506
I am English and I have no issue calling a woman a cunt.

>>542782237
cunt

I hate my sister

>>542783169
Proof?

>>542783169
Do you hate her enough to hate fuck her?

>>542783169
No you don't, you know she's a qtpa2t

Aloneley

I hate my brother

>>542786104
Proof?

I hate my kids

I hate mortals

But I love their goyslop.

>>542780890
I'd rather have a better way

>>542787075
if america had MAID it'd probably be implemented in such a hilariously dystopia way since healthcare isn't free
>i need to work a minimum wage job for 5 years to save up enough money for my MAID procedure
>i need to cripple myself so I can get insurance to cover MAID

>>542786405
Man, Takis taste really awful. Fitting for a demon.

>>542787780
You just don't get it. The excessively hard tortilla chip tubes are SUPPOSED to taste like the liquid left by rotting vegetables!

>>542787075
>better way
Dying is dying. What's better about how you do it?

>>542786405
....I offer these two!

>>542789465
Unacceptable

>>542780135
>>542780382
Canada introduced MAID to lower their suicide statistics lmao. If they counted MAID as suicide, then suicide would go from the #6 cause of death to like #2.

>>542788545
I'm not gonna engage man

>>542789612
Is that ???'s birthday?

>>542785218
What does a2t mean?

>>542792891
sound it out

>>542792959
Cutie pie ay too tee?

>>542793191
qt3.14

Stick.

>>542793191
cutie patootie

>>542793517
what's a patootie?

>>542747981
He does in the game, that's the joke.
>>542788545
It's certainly better than your loved ones being traumatized and even sadder because of finding your dead body in what was seemingly just another Tuesday afternoon. Retard.

>>542793860
>in the game
his bunny doesn't though. Why would he have a label sticking out of his neck?

>>542793860
I'm not trying to tell you to kill yourself, but what difference does that make? You're going to be dead anyway

>>542787413
And then if you kill yourself you'll got to prison for unlicensed medical practice.

>>542793963
Sorry that's what I meant, the bunny DOES have it in the game. I don't have a pic now but pull up a gameplay or something and you'll see the plushie has the label also. It's quite funny.
>>542794274
You are autistic.

Pythagoras and the what?

>>542794274
>You're going to be dead anyway
Well, you actually cannot "die" per se. Is more about ceasing all patterns of your experience and wiping your memories of your current "life". Look at it this way: If you are able to dream, then you have memories of a place that you didn't experience in what you call "the waking life", but if you couldn't remember anything from your current experience and establish that same dream as "your real life", then what's the dream and what's "reality"? That's because you are not actually the person you are playing as right now, you are pure consciousness having an experience in a localized place. We can see people die, but if you experience death, then what happens? Considering the dynamic nature of your consciousness (being able to dream, being able to think), then you truly never die, you simply forget and experience everything again forever as another character.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reincarnation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism

So yeah, it's not much about "you're going to be dead", but more about "you are eternal anyway, so have a blast" :)

Is this game gnostic?

>>542797758
Cruelty Squad is the only gnostic finnish game.

>>542797758
More or less, yeah. And i would add that, metaphysically speaking, Nemlei games are idealistic.

>Idealism in philosophy, also known as philosophical idealism or metaphysical idealism, is the set of metaphysical perspectives asserting that, most fundamentally, reality is equivalent to mind, spirit, or consciousness; that reality or truth is entirely a mental construct; or that ideas are the highest type of reality or have the greatest claim to being considered "real". Because there are different types of idealism, it is difficult to define the term uniformly.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idealism

Take Coffin for example: In Chapter 2, the realm in between is established as a dream world. Ashley goes there a couple of times, one of them to partake in a ritual that have a direct effect on her localized waking experience. But then, in Chapter 3, it becomes a real, tangible, location, in which Andrew can also access to, and not only that, but it's revealed that other people have also entered the realm and died on it. Coffin takes place in a dream world, where the characters traverse trough a personal psycho drama, influencing the waking world trough their own mind (More or less similar to silent hill 2 for example).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_yoga
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashic_records

There is a lot of stuff like this to ponder across Nemlei games, like Better Half being an allegorical story about non-duality.

>>542798387
What went wrong with Finland?

>>542798652
>wrong

>>542798652
>wrong

>>542798652
>

>>542796846
Is Coffin a Pythagorean game?

>>542793459
Stickley!

>>542796753
>the bunny DOES have it
he does? sorry, I never noticed that before

You ever start making a post about your sister but then delete it because you realize you've made it before?

>>542798652
asian genes

>>542801626
What was the post?

>>542803296
Just that I'm seeing my sister for the first time in a while. She's a lot nicer than I'm used to, and so I don't really know how to act around her anymore. I keep preparing for fights that don't happen

>>542803517
Let your guard down and be nice to her.

>>542803517
Pull your pants down and be rough with her.

>>542803517
Put the gun down, don't kill her!

>>542803517
Be sure to jerk off before meeting with her, anon. And don't ask why because you know why.

>>542806432
I just can't get over that this bitch had been wearing the same clothes for over a decade. Even Andrew and Ashley switched up their wardrobe over the years.

>>542805467
I'm not used to or good at making genuine human connections with other people.

>>542798652
rovio and supercell are also from finland btw

>>542807332
>wearing the same clothes for over a decade

>>542807332
Andrew and Ashley were kids. Kids grow out of their clothes.

While some have been tossed due to wear and tear, I am still wearing a good amount of the same pants and shirts I was when I graduated high school nine years ago.

>>542807332
They were poor and didn't have growing bodies

BR girls? NBR girls? Makes no difference
I hate 'em all

>>542807332
That attire seems to be her work uniform, just like Douglas suit. Andrew and Ashley changed their clothes because they were in different stages of growth, while their parents were going trough the motions ever since.

>>542814075
Don't hate your sister, Anders.

>>542770649
Ashley and Belle are so cute omfg.

???

>>542819170
freaky bastard

>>542819170
based

>>542764232 (OP)
>a quarantine
>corrupt authorities
>demons
>worldbuilding delivered through comically dystopic TV and radio broadcasts
>takes place in an unspecified Northern European setting
>90s technology and culture
>characters are either morally bankrupt pieces of cynical shit, tragic victims of circumstance, or goofy oddballs
>misanthropic and nihilist themes
>cults filled with idiots worshipping things they don't understand
>depressed, angsty male protagonist who kills people and smokes a lot
>dysfunctional families, bad childhoods
>an apartment building that goes under quarantine and then burns down after being attacked by armed government thugs
>benevolent entities
>hussies
>hags
>Christianity as a minor theme
Was NINHA coffinpilled? It felt like there was at least some inspiration.

Incest Bad.

>>542824058
Stop being mean to Julia!

>>542818969
>>542819170
i was hoping for a chicago typewriter to be in there

>>542827169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE0U018Copw
>I was hoping for a IBM Selectric!

>>542827827
i audibly kek'd, nice reference

>>542774792
this is correct and there's nothing we can do about it

>>542764232 (OP)
When the fuck were Andrew and Ashley villains?

>>542824058
I don't know what that is but the fact it's called Nina speaks to the synchronicity

>>542832368
They crossed the moral event horizon when they killed the campers, if not when they killed their parents. They're literal serial killers in SnS

>>542832368
Tardsoul...

>>542832531
>summon demon
>get your soul stole

FAFO

I had a dream where some Combine-style dictatorship took over Coffinland. Douglas had to work with Mexican gangs to keep his family afloat, and there were also these cool old school Nemlei style animations whenever Andrew was going insane. It also confirmed that the Graves are Asiatic.

This is June. She lives in apartment 406. You should say hello to your new neighbor. By the way why does the water taste funky lately?

>>542839708
Why do all these hussiesonas just look like Ashley?

>>542839760
easier to just build off the main female sprite in the game

>>542839760
"They all look the same" you're just racist anon.

>>542839708
Why would the water taste funny?

>>542840378
In my bull shit retarded fan made June introduction lore, she moved into the apartment right as the contaminated water was being pumped through the pipes leading into chapter 1 lock down. No one knew yet though.

>>542840378
Because I peed in it!

>>542841174
What's up with the lemur above Ashley's head? Is that the artist's signature?

>>542840940
>his middel name was Walker
>Doug(las) Walker Graves
Nemlei, I'd kneel

>>542841002
>! I love you Ashley. !<

>>542841002
FTFY

>>542839708
Andrew and Ashley would have never had to resort to cannibalism if Ashley had udders like these..

Nemlei is the most prolific prostitute in Finland. She's sucked off every male cabinet minister and is shown off to every foreign delegation visiting the country as a welcoming gift. This year she was lucky enough to be brought to Washington by Finnish president Alexander Stubb, where she promptly gave a rimjob to Donald Trump after his sweaty golfing match with Stubb. Right before Stubb's US visit was over, but after the whole American executive branch had blown a load in Nemlei's anus, the Secretary of State asked Stubb where the hell Nemlei learnt to suck cock so well. Stubb replied, "She was taught by the greatest sucker of dicks in America: Kit9". Rubio shed a tear and never felt prouder to be an American. The entire room saluted Nemlei as she palsically got up off the ground, trembling and with semen leaking out of her every orifice.

>>542841267
>Is that... Your mother's...
>CREDIT CARD!?!?!?

>>542841625
I was able to use my imagination scene for scene. Details painted vividly.

>>542841625
If you could go ahead and kill yourself that would be great. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

>>542843790
>Broyfriend got a job in accounting department
>will stay hours after his shift ends
>had to get special clearance to stay in labs

>>542843790
What's the label on the beaker say?

>>542844636
Nasty Anti-Serum, I believe.

>>542844636
Hussy Anti-Serum

>>542844709
>>542844894
They word a accidentally

>>542845139
what

>>542840668
>moved in when the water was already bad
>knows what it tasted like before that
Also the parasites aren't real anon.

>>542843790
>O
>HO
>HO
>O
what did she mean by this

>>542845901
I didn't play the route that explains that. Now that you mention it, I never got an explanation about who *{ who the hitman was or who hired them.}* I swear i took my time and clicked on everything possible.

>>542846426
>I didn't play the route that explains that
We knew the parasites were bs all the way from episode 1

>I didn't play the route that explains that.
You didn't play the game at all. Leave. No wonder you're trying to make some wack OC.

>>542846567
I did though. I posted a couple days ago my ending.

Why can't you just believe me and help answer my question?

>>542847024
>ai slop
disengage. disengage. DISENGAGE. DISENGAGE.

What's Ashley's favorite dinosaur?

>>542841625
u fags are the reason nemlei wanna talk to us no more

>>542841602
Ashley is a booblet and could never breast feed starving Andrew

>>542848049
Bro-ntosaurus

>>542847079
Once again proving that AI slop is wielded exclusively by retards.

>>542848049
Velociraptor because of Jurassic Park (1993)

>>542851404
The "velociraptors" in Jurassic Park are actually deinonychi, just given a different name by Spielberg because he thought "velociraptor" sounded scarier. A real life velociraptor would've been very tiny and extremely easy for any human adult to kill.

>>542851612
Delicious sister ass.

>>542851590
The real velociraptor was about half a meter tall, weighed no more than 44 pounds, and had a bite force less than a chihuaha. You could probably kill a velociraptor with one kick.

>>542852916
I don't believe he ever watched tv by his own choice

>>542853346
>Tfw mom forces you to watch anime with her again

>>542851590
Who cares Andy? Damn scientists always change their mind about everything! Feathers suck. 'Scientifically accurate' dinosaurs fucking suck. Next 10 years Paleo-retardists will probably say dinosaurs had eyestalks like fucking snails or something!

>>542853581
>Paleo-retardists will probably say dinosaurs had eyestalks like fucking snails or something
keked. That would be cool though

I'm switching teams

>>542840668
Oh it's yours. Kill yourself.

>>542841251
it's a promotional artwork for the brazilian tcoaal webseries and that tiny lemur head thing above is the studio's logo behind the show

>>542854270
What the fuck is with this game and Brazil?

>>542846426
>made cringe unoriginal hussysona
>didn't play the game
You can't make this shit up

>>542854270
>brazilian tcoaal webseries
Only good tcoaal content that's come from Brazil
>>542854301
It's just an internet thing. More of them, so they're more prevalent. Can't wait for Elon to release geo-tags on Twitter, just to expose how much of the OC, H*g, hussy stuff come from Brazillian tourists.

>>542854301
>shithole
>people getting butchered
>organ trafficking cartels
Brazilians may as well call this game "The Sims"

>>542854479
>Brazilians may as well call this game "The Sims"

>>542851590
I think I remember the current lore was that they mixed Deinonychus antirrhopus with a type of Velociraptor, and that's why their name is actually "Velociraptor antirrhopus" or some shit. Still doesn't explain the featherlessness.
>could easily kill
I don't think it would be easy, they still have nasty claws and are probably very fast. But yeah, maybe with a few injuries.
>>542852445
I am not that confident in myself...
>>542854135
Kill yourself.

>>542846426
The soda company sent the hitman.

>>542801626
No, but I'm paranoid that if I don't change the details some twitterfag will screenshot it and she might see and connect the dots. My sister is a mythical Persona fan who actually plays the games. She reposts cute art from various fandoms though, including Coffin.

https://youtu.be/bkzDSKW7Fms?si=Lr57gWWBiykfiJGY
Everytime I listen to a song by Baby Bugs, the Ashleycorest music of all that is Ashleycore, it makes me want to kill myself so bad and spoils all my barely existent aspirations to live this sisterless gay ass life. I can't take it anymore. I should never have been born. Is this how Ashley feels all the time? Poor sister...

>>542854135
>That's my boy

I've had like 3 people tell me to kill myself over artwork I didn't create. Didn't expect 4channers to be so emotionally sensitive.

>Ashley got deflowered before Mei-chan
I hate this artist so much you wouldn't believe.

>>542855890
You want a hug, faggot?

>>542856045
Absolute god-tier buttfuck scenes though, so I can forgive that at least. I honestly think he just wanted an excuse to focus on sister-shitter-shattering.

>>542856574
Please stop calling it a shitter. It is not erotic at all to be reminded of poo. A post-enema rectum should not have any poo-related functions whilst a penis is inside.

>>542856767
And it doesn't, but one should always remember that the primary purpose of sisterbuttholes is exit-only (after they're married via delphic rites, since unwed women do not poop).

>>542856828
No, one should remember that he wants to stick his penis inside of her bumhole! Nobody wants to think about poo while that is happening!

>>542797758
>>542798646
Dunno about that but it's definitely demonically possessed, I swear to god this game comes from beyond. Its themes are so specific yet so powerful that once it resonates with you you're forever addicted. I remember when I first found this game I was hooked up immediately and felt like this was what I was missing my whole life (it was). From then on I became extremely depressed, stood at a dark corner in my room (door shut) listening to Coffincore music and the game's soundtracks all day and even CRYING sometimes. I remember especially the childhood parts were very sensitive for me, I felt like I never had anyone I can love despite everything throughout my shit life. I would dream about having a sister, about being children and playing around with her like it's a fresh fucking memory, and then I'd wake up and want to DIE. I would sleep for 10 hours, wake up at noon, then sleep yet a few more hours, and would STILL feel sleepy and tired all the time. I had no ambition to do anything. This lasted for like a month, and I'm just gonna say I feel like demons and malevolent spirits around me were feeding off my intense negative emotions and consumed my energy at the time and they feasted quite well thanks to this game if so. I remember during those times I also thought Nemlei definitely made a deal with some ancient lost, forgotten deity or spirit lol to make THE perfect game for people like us and now it's demonically charged and we might actually be connecting ourselves with an actual demon like Lord Unknown or ??? by being in this fandom and through this game. Good times.

>>542856884
And you don't have to, but it's an objective observation of reality that you're fucking the familial fartbox; the delphic dumper, if you will, or the sisterly shitpipe, the relative rectum, or the imoutie pooter.

>>542857078
Nigga, I think you like poo.

>>542857260
I don't, I just like fucking with you because you're denying that you're driving on the wrong side of the highway.

>grownups
https://files.catbox.moe/m192lv.mp4

>>542856767
Andrew would say that

>>542858454
This is genuinely fucking terrifying because there's no way she's going to be dissuaded from doing security. My sister eclipses most men I know and she would still likely have no chance against anyone not on an H-1B visa with an XY chromosome configuration. He needs to chain her to the kitchen until she agrees to never work security.

>>542856997
I think you're just lonely anon

>>542856997
I think you're mentally ill anon

>>542856997
This game was my Black Panther to be honest

>>542858762
Nah, women can work in security just fine. I was part of a mixed unarmed security company that would get deployed overnight at various warehouses, parking lots, construction sites...etc. The whole point was to have someone there to call the police if you observe suspicious individuals scouting around, I mean there's no way that I would've risked my life by fighting an man with cheap Chinese pepper spray that might not even work. For what? Slightly above minimum wage?

>>542859462
I try to understand this, but I've spent my whole life with a different concept of security and the idea of my sister being in that kind of danger upsets me on a spiritual level.

>>542856997
Hope you find serenity in life. This interactive visual novel resonates with you deeply by just remember it's fiction. Hope you find things in goals and joys in life.

>>542858454
I can't understand why the bro took his shirt off to grapple with his sister, but the dude's hilarious and I want to see more.

>>542854135
Alot of problems in the game could've been solved if Andrew just hugged Renee every once in awhile.

She seemed to like hugs.

>>542855890
>4channers

>>542859918
Maybe he's shirtless all the time at home.

>>542859964
>I got a reply to my bait

Good job, nigger.

>>542860546
>"Don't do that, sweetie."

>>542860924
Wrapping my arms around Andrew's waist

>>542855085
i dont remember this, is it from the mod too?

>>542859414
I don't see the correlation. Explain?

>>542859286
>>542859341
I am lonely and mentally SOUND but this game wouldn't have conquered my soul the way it did without psychic qualities to it just trust me bro. Lord Unknown or ??? or some other demon we haven't yet seen must be like a real ancient heathen god or something and it must be channeling its powers towards us in the form of this game, made by its earthly emanation, Nemlei (pbuh). Folks, I think we may have found the Demiurge...
>>542859631
My goal is to reach whatever spirit is behind this game because clearly it inspires some great fucking art, and money. I NEED what Nemlei got.

>>542859918
it's big brother humour. he's fighting his little sister as if it was man to man and he's basically showing off and saying "i'm not holding back" by being shirtless.
also a bit of having fun grossing her out.

>>542862606
>grossing her out
Dunno anon. That sis does NOT look grossed out to me.

>>542855085
I can't remember if this is from orange or blue bar path

>>542862418
I was kind of a siscon before and this game touched that tender spot on my heart I didn't even know it was there. Not that I go 'Holy shit Andrew/Ashley is literally me', but it kinda poignantly summed up for me the nebulous feelings when I think about her or the days when we shared when we were playmates
No other fictional works have wounded me like this game, and I didn't give a jackshit about romance in general. But alas here I am

>>542862876
Maxed out blue path and choose the Trust the truth and Decline for some Mom/son Kino

>>542863928
>and I didn't give a jackshit about romance in general
Me neither anon...

Any the coffin of andy and leyley speed runners?

>>542860924
good art

>>542865540
Back during Episode 2 drought, there were. I think preferred route was Decay, because it could he finished quicker. record was around 10-16 minutes iirc. Personally, I think it's stupid to speedrun a narrative driven game, but different strokes, I guess?

>>542864601
Ngl I think orange bar had the better bridge scene

>>542866475
Ashley would never

Do you think Andrew ever came on her scars?

Gooooooooooood morning

>>542867238
Horrible day to have eyes

>>542868294
So disgusting that he fucked it to pregnancy.

>>542868294
Censored

>>542871904
So post the uncensored then

>>542873083
Buttley...

>>542873083
Yes, I would like to put my penis in that.

>>542841625
wwyd if the next devlog was just this text + a picture of Thiu hanging himself?

>>542856767
>Please stop calling it a shitter.
noted, i will now refer to it as a turd cutter

>>542709928
I need to stop stretching my Wiimussy out, as it's lost much of its tightness.

>>542875742
>Yamete kudasai, oWii-chan

>>542875349
Burial chapter 3 leak?

>>542874707
I'd join Thiu

>>542873212
i wouldn't do that to andrew.

>>542879280
I would.

Is it gay to get a handjob from Noelle if Yule is using his telepathy on her?

>>542880415
A bit, but it would 100% be worth it.

>>542880931
Andrew didn't say that.

>>542881606
Why did Nemlei include a monologue from Andrew about ballpoint pens in the Netherlands?

>>542881845
subconscious influence from her past life

>>542856997
Ok, i'll give it a shot.
>Dunno about that but it's definitely demonically possessed
Could you explain what you mean by this exactly? A common pattern i noticed among people across the site (that it's curiously similar to the christian evangelist panic from back in the day) is that they somehow concluded that some media or content is "demonic". What does the word means for you?
>This lasted for like a month, and I'm just gonna say I feel like demons and malevolent spirits around me were feeding off my intense negative emotions and consumed my energy at the time and they feasted quite well thanks to this game if so.
Which demons? Which spirits? Is this coming from A DIRECT EXPERIENCE, or your interpretation of the experience is conflaged between all those abstractions?
>I remember during those times I also thought Nemlei definitely made a deal with some ancient lost, forgotten deity or spirit lol to make THE perfect game for people like us and now it's demonically charged and we might actually be connecting ourselves with an actual demon like Lord Unknown or ??? by being in this fandom and through this game.
Now this is the best part to extrapolate on because i have some similar insights. A personal head canon of mine is that Nemlei have some sort of spiritual experience herself, although it may be more of a personal inspirations of hers more than anything. Max Payne is similar in this regard: A noir story that fuses with occult imagery and abstract, psychological voyages that the characters undertake. But all of them can be interepretated in a more optimistic light, as every single Nemlei story is about characters letting go of the pasts to embrace a dream of sorts, against a perceived world that deems said ideals as "wrong", something that ultimately doesn't matter in the end, as dreams and reality are one and the same.

>>542881923
Before Nemlei was a cat, she was a dog...

I was reminded of this earlier but Cletus the slack jawed yokel from the simpsons, the guy who lives out in the bush with a heap of kids.

His wife was heavily implied to be his sister.
Has anyone ever made the standard couple shot crossover art with them?

>>542882790
Of course Hitler named his dog fucking Blondie

>>542883043
he was a big fan of the comic strip

>>542883023
God damn they are fucking Delphic, how many fucking named children do they have? The shows artists' couldn't even figure out how to draw retarded people 72 times and just drew 72 normal healthy children.

>>542883289
Ohh, I assumed it was in reference to the band.

>>542883540
at least you didn't assume if was referring to the dessert

>>542883289
Comic strip?

>>542883828
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondie_(comic_strip)

>>542883330
It sets a sort of precedent for Andy and Ashley, they could move to the middle of nowhere and have a boat load of kids together.

Another thing I just remembered was Homer talking about moving to bush living on a farm and something about bart and lisa marrying but then he was cut off by someone saying "to other people" and I think he paused. Anyone remember it?
Maybe the simpsons was actually pretty incest pilled.

>>542884004
>Maybe the simpsons was actually pretty incest pilled.
why is sibling incest a running theme in FOX animated shows?

>>542884260
Fox's target audience is red-blooded Americans, not woke anti-incest liberals.

>>542884260
simple. it's funny because it's true.

>>542884606
>not woke anti-incest liberals.
Those woke anti-incest liberals championing "sex positive homes"?

>>542884260
Meg is totally fuckable. Can't blame FOX.

>>542884857
Did they ever show her grown up with Lois's body type?

>>542884847
They're not positive about siblings having sex. Sad!

>>542884847
they hate incest because they believe it's always rape for the female in the pair (and for the younger one in homosexuals, and it's still rape if it's twins because it just is ok).

>>542885060
Don't remember. She was blonde one time tho.
Also I like that she's not like her mother. Lois is hot, but meg is fun sized.

>>542854301
most indie games are very popular around latin american countries (mainly from brazil)
just like how most indie games are also popular from east asian countries like china and south korea
>>542854420
>Only good tcoaal content that's come from Brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD1Ed0PLuJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7NrWDfLFP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM6mifS2BmE
99.0% trve

>>542885856
>>542885060
Why do people seriously jack off to the Simpsons and Family Guy? There's nothing titillating about those art styles. Nemlei's art style isn't even meant to be pornographic yet there's still more obviously fuckable cues in the character designs.

>>542886137
I don't think people jack off to it, well maybe a few freaks.
They were just culturally significant so a minor side reference to something incestuous will stick in your mind.

>>542884847
>>542885594
The sex positive crowd lost the mini civil war among leftists, technically they're 'sex positive' because they're still pro hookups but they despise imbalances of power that don't exclusively benefit women. They hate that top 10% men will pump and dump 7-10 out of 10 woman without committing, by the same logic there's a huge power imbalance when it comes to incest so naturally they can't support it.

>>542886137
Maybe back then someone cranked their hog to meg or Lois, since the show had more nudity or risqué shots.
But I think both Lois and meg would be attractive people in an actual suburb, you gotta pretend like family guy is a sitcom, with real people.

>>542886407
I would have theought they would champion the rights of women who believe their brother/father is the best man for them and should be allowed to marry him?

>>542886137
>There's nothing titillating about those art styles.
some people like plain janes, anon

>>542886793
Always get weird troon vibes from Jennifer aniston, can't shake why

>>542886812
The father/brother (the patriarchs of the house) have too many opportunities to groom the woman when she's a young girl, ultimately that's why incest isn't championed by the left.

>>542887007
Perky tits, wide jaw?
She looks like that SS officer from "inglorious basterds"

>>542887303
....wait, are the shitlibs finally orientating themselves to a potential position where they support sexual chastity before marriage as the only way to give women more real power?
Or will they still want the cock carousel option but demand that chad or brad marry them?

>>542887572
......They are oddly similar aren't they.

>>542888046
The latter, they'll keep trying to shame Chad and maybe getting Brad arrested if he lies about being a doctor, CEO...etc. I know some European country passed laws equating lying about being rich on dating sites to a lesser form of sexual assault. lmao

I am groot

>>542888860
Can a plant commit incest?

Sisters.

>>542888760
>some European country passed laws equating lying about being rich on dating sites to a lesser form of sexual assault. lmao

All I can find is a reddit article about new jersey
https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2n9wp9/lying_about_being_rich_in_order_to_get_someone_in/

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

>>542895573
My demonigga knows to avoid the sun's harmful rays.

>>542896859
With a shimapan umbrella, really?

>>542897105
He also has impeccable taste

>>542896859
He's simply afraid of Ra's wrath.

>>542895573
Why are they on late stage Earth?

>>542895573
Niggley...

>>542899586
Bitch. Dumpster. Bitch.

>>542899421
>>542899497
wE muSt gO hErE nExt.

Andy really need to quit smoking

Andy with glasses a receding hairline nasolabial folds and eyebags!!!

Andrew won't have a receding hairline, Douglas is proof of that

>>542904938
The parents weren't even 40 yet however.

Andy just needs a good sleep schedule

>>542905152
Sleep is entirely unnecessary.

This is Andrew's bloodline btw.

>pink eyes
This is Ashley after marriage btw

>>542905556
>>542905875
It could be a LOT worse.

>>542901220
RETVRN

>>542905152
I need to rape him in his sleep, as a prank.

>>542905152
you just know this nigga sleeps making "honk-mimimi' noises

>>542905152
Sleeping with Ashley for 10 hours every day

>>542793860
>It's certainly better than your loved ones being traumatized and even sadder because of finding your dead body in what was seemingly just another Tuesday afternoon. Retard.
Fuck that, if I'm dying, I'm making sure the whole world knows it.
>abloo bloo I don't want to get in society's way so I'll just let the government kill me
What a good cuck.

>>542911747
Edgy. Totally worth reviving that post

>>542904938
Thats not how that works. Considering how unhealthy and stressful his entire life has been and continues to be and since he's a carrier of the gene already.

>>542905875
Imagine having Ashley as your grandma

Weddings fucking SUCK and the Graves shouldn't bother with one

>>542905875
Did they even like their grandma?

>>542919139
Bad day anon?

>>542919139
How was the wedding, faganon?

>>542919139
They don't need to, they're already family.

>>542873083
Elite ball knowledge I salute you true /calg/ger.

>>542881054
You however did respond to bait
>>542882031
I'm just schizoposting austism kun.

>>542919139
Obviously, having a full blown ceremony is a tad performative and redundant. But something cute, brief, and symbolic? Would love to see. One of my favorite moments in Forbidden, the second best incest story of all time, has a 'wedding' like that.

SNS might be considered a bad ending for the siblings, but it's a good end for society because Ashley and culling demon worshipers that the cult is spreading as easy food for ???

>>542922372
The ideal siblingwedding is a small gather of your closest family and friends, clothes are nice but not outrageous wedding-industry expensive, there's food, dancing, good drink, and a monstrously debaucherous night of sweaty bareback bed-breaking sex after a week of anticipation.

>>542920387
How is it incest in the first place? They're literally family.

>>542923110
Smartley.

>>542922685
>small gather of your closest family and friends
would literally consist of: Friend B(he would be very uncomfortable, but I guess Happy Andrew is, "happy", ???, the mop, and the cop.

>>542923557
Sounds like an extremely based gathering.

>>542922685
>clothes are nice
when episode four drops, i will need to know if they're getting married in any of the endings in advance, so i can wear my finest while playing. haven't dressed so elegantly since the last devlog.

>>542923557
??? is NOT invited, but Lord Unknown might officiate the wedding.

>>542926776
Lord Unknown is the loser who crashes the wedding.

>>542923557
Does Julia get an invite? Does she go?

>>542928763
She goes because she doesn't know who the bride is and is on edge during the whole thing trying not to say the obvious.

>>542824058
how would they handle the Visitors and solar apocalyse?

>>542928739
Shouldn't that be Douchebag?

>>542932240
LU does it because he wants Ashley's soul. Douchebag does it because he wants Ashley's body assuming she's easy.

>>542888760
>I know some European country passed laws equating lying about being rich on dating sites to a lesser form of sexual assault.
That's in the common law too. It's called rape by deception.

>>542932356
>Andrew
>Douchebag
>???
>Lord Unknown
Wow, every guy who goes after Ashley seems to be a fucking asshole! What attracts this type to her?

>>542937353
Tar Soul.

>>542932356
>Trying it on with the bride at her wedding

At least they'll have the main course at the reception covered.

If Ashley did end up becoming a handjob artist, would Andrew book her services?

>>542938814
>handjob artist

>>542919509
Not a great one. I hate people
>>542919738
That's tomorrow, today was setup

>>542943004
This is your last chance to put on a skirt and let him pound your bussy

>>542943085
This is your last chance to accept that I'm not gay

>>542943226
>Homoanon
>Isn't a homo

>>542943226
Yeah but your brother might be!

>previously, incest was bad because "uhhh genetics"
>gets debunked
>today, incest is bad because "uhhh they can't consent"
What cope will normgroids latch onto next when that gets debunked? Or is their dishonesty already at wit's end?

>>542943510
>>542943714
It's over, anons. Tomorrow is the day I die

>>542944480
Have you even bought the skirt?

>>542938814
>Andrew: (I'm too stressed. I need to relax somehow.)
>Andrew: (God, my neck has been aching lately. Wait, maybe that's it. I've never gotten a massage before. Beats sitting around and doing nothing.)
>*enters store*
>Andrew: (Well, this place is as good as any. Looks cleaner than I expected. Though, I actually want a real massage for my neck, so I guess that's a good thing.)
>Andrew: (Though if the girl is cute, I definitely wouldn't mind a "full body" massage right now.)
>*Woman comes to counter*
>Ashley: "Irraaaashaimase! And welcome to Five Finger Quick and Discreet-"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDkyiUCa_8Y
>Ashley: "What are YOU doing here???"
>Andrew: "What are YOU doing here!?"
>Ashley: "I work here. What's YOUR excuse?"
>Andrew: "Why the FUCK do you work here!?"
>Ashley: "You are not dodging this question Andrew. What the fuck did you think you were gonna find when you came in through that door?"
>Andrew: "I'll admit you were probably the last thing I expected."
>Ashley: "So it IS about sex!"
>Andrew: "So it IS that kind of place! -And fuckoff, I came here for a massage."
>Ashley: "Sure, just like all the times you went to 'study' at Julia's."
>Andrew: "This isn't about that and you know it! I am NOT letting you whore yourself out for random men. I'll find another way to make money. Get in the car."
>Ashley: "You have no right calling anyone a whore, Andrew. Second, it's not even that kind of place!"
>Andrew: "Bullshit."
>Manager: "Is there a problem?"
>Ashley: "Yes! This man is harassing customers!"
>Andrew: "I'm harassing YOU dumbass!"
>Ashley: "Whatever! Just call the cops and have them throw his ass off our property!"
>Andrew: (What the fuck are you doing Ashley!? That'd be bad for BOTH of us!)
>Andrew: "U-Uh, there's no need for that. My apologies. We'll continue this when my sister finishes her shift."
>Manager: "Oh good, I really didn't want any cops coming around here. ...Wait, you're related?"

>>542886407
>They hate that top 10% men will pump and dump 7-10 out of 10 woman without committing
The new narrative among feminists is that this is actually a good thing, because those men are still worth more than average men who will commit because women don't need commitment anyway, just high status Chad cock. They've basically whored themselves into supporting harems via "situationships"

>>542904938
If that's how hair genetics worked then my dad and paternal grandfather wouldn't both have better hairlines than me.

>>542946739
kek

>>542944149
There's actually a study showing that even if all their arguments are shot down they will still insist it's wrong.

The same study showed that more subjects would rather drink cockroach juice than admit siblings consensually engaging in incest (with protection) could hypothetically be acceptable.

>>542947537
So what will the next justification be? Will they just default to saying the Bible forbids it?

Hey there neighbor!

>>542949346
Let me show you something in my basement. Don't mind the circle and candles. Left over Halloween props.

>>542949346
Welcome back Sims-san!

>>542949346
Nice.

Aren't the kitchen and bathroom the other way around?

>>542949562
>>542949691
I didn't make this. Stolen valor from Google

>>542946739
he better get that massage
it's hard being the world's best brother

>>542951260
Which sister is most likely to give her brother a handjob? Older sister or younger sister?

>>542951374
Younger. They look up more to their brothers.

>>542951552
It's because they look up to their brothers that younger sisters are not gonna jack off their brothers without it being predatory
>>542951374
Older sisters are sluts and whores who never got properly regulated by a male peer. They'll gladly experiment with their little brothers

>>542951374
Twin sisters, because in that case it's basically masturbation.

>>542952205
Older twin or younger twin?

>>542952231
Came-out-hugging twin.

RIP mom's vagoo.

>>542885594
>and it's still rape if it's twins because it just is ok
Don't normies think twincest is hot?

>>542952914
kek

>>542952914
>I am a powerful daemon
>here's visions of you fucking everyone in your family

>>542772693
>Pokey is complex?
he's just more than a whiny rich-ass fat kid if you know more about earthbound in detail
>He was just envious of Ness's family
not just that, he's actually jealous of Ness bc his parents are extremely abusive and irresponsible with him for the fact they are rich as hell, making them too busy of other things than their own child
And when Porky discovers that his neighbor's family (Ness) was completely peaceful and loving, he gets absolutely angry and decides to takes revenge on him because of it.
especially the fact that he was a rich but arrogant child and from a very clumsy and abusive family, while Ness lives in a normal and calm condition but without much money.
also, he only became a true psychopath when Giygas took full control over him, causing him to become what he is now
so yes, he's not just some bastardized version of Richie Rich, but a poor child who just wanted to be happy, no matter how wealthy his life was.

Why doesn't Ashley have a torso?

>>542954614
>that Ashley Graves, her legs go ALL the way up...

>>542954614
Ah, I see now. Andrew putting the torn drawing backtogether is actually foreshadowing of Andrew chopping Ashley to pieces and putting her back together, sans the torso. Very Nemleian, bravo!

>>542954782
crazy that Nemlei made fucknugget Ashley canon

>>542944149
It's bad because of both, all you need to do is take a look at the arab world to know that incest is bad.
>i-it's because of arranged marriages!!!
Arranged marriages with who? Their relatives? Oh.

>>542955748
dream sequence in the realm between isn't canon

>>542944149
It's bad because they're both assholes.

>>542957614
>Arranged marriages with who? Their relatives? Oh.

The argument is that they arrange marriages for unfit people who survive thanks to modern medicine but probably wouldn't be able to find a spouse on their own. They aren't exposed to selection so whoever has the most children "wins," which is probably going to be those low impulse control retards.

>>542957614
Yes, arranged marriages go against natural selection, hence Middle Easterners have fucked up genetics.

>>542959132
Huh!

>>542959132
Huh?

>>542959413
>unfit people who survive thanks to modern medicine
That's like everyone born after the year 1850, yet only incestfag countries become mongoloids. The best part? Muslims are practicing the tamest version of incest possible. Cousincest.
>>542959645
Modern medicine is also against natural selection. You're not a drooling retard because your parents and grandparents aren't related by blood.

>>542960913
>Modern medicine is also against natural selection
Yeah, but modern medicine doesn't guarantee you pussy, whereas the most disfigured, misshapen, retarded Muslims are guaranteed multiple wives and therefore the opportunity to pass on their genetics.

surely we'll get a devlog this month

>>542962706
No need, haggot mods will keep Coffin alive.

>>542963103
I will kill you.

>>542963253
But it's true, it keeps normies from forgetting about it.

It's over sissies, haggots WON.
Nemlei will seethe, abandon the game, and eventually mom mods will have more content than the base game.

>>542963376
Normies already forgot about it

Love thy sister

>>542934902
I wonder. If I challenge someone to a duel under false pretenses, is it assault by deception?
Assuming a jurisdiction where consensual fighting is legal, obviously.

>>542962706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOiZuw7EToE

>>542969310
goddamn, ashley got some mommy milkers in that image

>>542971317
Meant for >>542968437

>>542959413
You're arguing with someone slinging bait to rile people up, or someone too stupid to understand how statistics and genetics work.

>>542952589
It's 50/50, a lot of it is threesome fantasies or jokes
>wow, you guys sure are close!

>>542969310
This artist does NOT understand triangle theory!

>>542947879
when all their arguments get shot down they default to
>it's bad because it's icky and you are subhuman!
>that's what they said about gays
>IMAGINE COMPARING LGBT WITH INCEST! GAYS ARE GOOD INCEST IS BAD! GET A JOB! YOU SMELL!

>>542973581
>I love sucking tranny cock but I would never ever ever get along with my immediate family
why are normies like this

>>542973759
Jews

>>542973759
thinking about it those who say that are more overly online people
normies are pretty varied, i saw a podcast with two women bewildered about sibling incest stories and they were so close to understanding
>but what if they don't think their brother is gross? what if she thinks "oh my god, my brother is the most beautiful person i've ever seen and i can never be with him"
>i know

>>542950827
Hey don't make my ritualpost without completing it nigga!

>>542952914
Ah this one came out a haggot too. Figures, it's actually the default for twatter.

>>542957614
Bait. Here, a reply. Find something better to do now.

>>542963376
I fucking WISH normalcattle forgot about Coffin.

>>542957614
If Graves were Muslims, the story would've ended shortly after Ashley had the idea of working at a massage parlor, for which she would've been killed by 5 of Douglas's cousins

>>542944149
It's true. The allure of sistush is just so great that one can hardly be considered to have consented to it. Any offering it to a man is an abuse of their innate irresistable primal drive. No civil society can risk such coercion becoming commonplace.

>>542969310
This is almost like mediaeval painting with babies, where the artist clearly had no practice painting babies and just put a very small adult on the canvas.

>>542973436
He understands large sistitty theory

>>542978357
That's not theory, it's immutable scientific fact.

>>542978716
>immutable
Sorry, meant imoutable.

Even cock didn't fix Ashley

>>542982660
Because Andrew went about it in the most retarded way.

>>542982660
Cock and love will fix her

>>542986187
is that kris deltarune

>>542986431
More like deltatroon lol

>>542986431
Maybe

>>542989773
Holy shit Andrew has antennae! What is he sensing with them?

>>542990116
Dicks to suck

>>542990116
Hussies

>>542990251
I would appreciate if we stopped misinterpreting Andrew as a raging homosexual.

>>542990116
Brainwaves, he's confused because Ashley doesn't emit any.

>>542990116
sistussy

>>542983136
He went about it the right way to punish her for not killing him.

>>542989773
I can't believe Renee threw Ashley into an acid pool because she was annoying

Go to therapy.

>>542993579
I still want another Tardrew vision where he accepts Teenley's sexual advance, then gets caught by Mom who's wondering what all the fucking spring creaking is about, and then they both get kicked out.

>>542994191
>they both get kicked out
They'd probably make it work. They'd both get crap jobs and live in homeless shelter. Eventually get out of poverty and into apartment

>>542994351
Julia is going to break up with Andrew as soon as she finds out Andrew and Ashley got kicked out of home at the same time. Julia would absolutely put two and two together, and then everybodyy would know Andrew is a sisterfucker.

>>542994572
They would probably skip town anyway. Go to a real, "touristy" location. Its established where they were at start of Episode 2 wasn't anywhere near where they used to live. Probably just go there. Would be easy to find job because of hiring agency in same building as 6FU.

>>542994773
It's afternoon

>>542994773
Why did Andrew break this sweetie pie's heart?

>>542995013
It's 9 am in the real world
>>542995118
He's evil

Guys, this is awful! My wife Noelle got caught by ICE and is being deported back to Snowspriteland! What do I do? She's too pretty to be deported!

>>542962817
it's a sloppy slop world out there, anon

>>542995336
>ice

>>542995531
In some way, this case is cold.

>>542995336
Noelle should omorashii on them as they take her away...

Why are NGNas (I'm not allowed to say NGNers) pissfags?

>>542995996
The characters have water conjuration powers as they're able to create snowflakes, so it's natural to assume they could be drawing from their bodily fluids to create the snowflakes, or that they can even pissbend (like waterbending but with their bladder) to create pissflakes. Also girlpee is cute as long as she's had plenty of water, that way her pee is clear instead of gross and yellow. I think a beautiful woman like Noelle or Ivy sat on the floor trembling and being reduced to pissing herself is hot

Gulping down mouthful after mouthful of Noelle's slushie consistency piss!

Winter is coming

>>542997832
I think the older I get, the more I prefer the colder months.

>>542998129
This looks like a horror game

>>542998129
where are their shadows

>>542998187
I'll be honest, I dont even remember where I got this from. Probably from some niche artist on Twitter a year ago. It is creepy. From my folder, looked like it was snowing, apon expanding it's The Coffin of Slenderman kek

>>542998187
Yeah imagine if the Coffin of Andy and Leyley were a horror game haha

My sister is actually studying microbiology. Nemleian

....well, this just got even creepier...

>>542998393
She should study the zygotes you two can create

>>542998474
>>542998713
Looks 3d. Anon probably took or made the models in something like COM3D2 or HS2 and just edited the image in paint.net

>>542997832
Gahhh, look at this cutie in his fucking coat.

>>542997832
Andrew's right hand wouldn't survive a day of Ashley wearing tights

>>543001458
Ashley's tights wouldn't survive a day of being worn.

>>543003871
I want to watch Andrew whore himself to old men for money.

Did Ashley have ADHD or something? I think she'd be happier with some medicinal amphetamines.

>>543003871
Fucking disgusting. I hate you.

>>543006747
I hate you too.

Andrew, does CoffinOS run on arm64? They're asking over on >>>/g/106918210, and called me a fedora, whatever that means...

>>542943395
>all stuff that was released years after the game takes place
get this fanfic shit OUTTA HERE

>>543003871
Me on the right

>>542995996
/ngn/ has always attracted anti-Sprite shitposters from /imp/. Don't pay them any attention.

>>542997832
Yay!

>>543002990
Come on, she's not that fat...

>>543015548
no, she's THICC

Chat, is this an idiot?

>>543021307
I just want to see adult Ashley's drawing skills

>>543021372
Probably, can't read though

>>543021769

…You do realize you can click on the image, right??

>>543022075
>>543022279
I want to take a belt sander to their noses.

>>543021372
>is this an idiot?
Of course it is. People in this thread act like everyone's an Ashley-apologist, and by "people" mean brainrotted gimmick posters, but Andrew apologists seem far more common on the wider internet and they're infinitely more delusion, exacerbated by the fact that you can tell from the absolute fucking outset that the retards in question literally did not play the game like the person in that pic, or they're falling back on [certain group of people who hold a belief] delusion and just ignoring reality because their entire discourse is pretending to not know things.

>>543023101
>Like the person in that pic
Who are you talking about??

>>543018717
The cutest! Adorable!

>>543021372
my honest opinion?
go
back

>>543023101
andrew izza a gud boi watchu'talmbout?

https://x.com/lust_coffin/status/1979223713800425760 YOU AIN'T FROM MICHIGAN IF YOU NEVER DONE THIS BEFO

aint click'n dat no sir e

>>543027878
fine https://files.catbox.moe/nudl9u.jpg

>>543027958
Ashley is so fucking stupid

real Thomas hours

The hoodie came... I fucked up so bad on the size of the front. It's tiny as hell compared to the back. Will post pics later. Also, sleeve text came out smaller than expected.

>>543027878
>>543028004
fake fans itt not recognizing each twitter hentai artist by the name in the hyperlink; shameful

>>543028592
the hoodie came and so did i

>>543029247
I don't masturbate to things I like and respect. Well, with a notable exception carrying to VERY notable exceptions.

I love merch!

>>543029247
>What's this newfangled "lust coffin"?
>Back in my day, we had ONE Jap artist we masturbated to
>And when we had a content drought, we had to fap to the artist himself!

>>543029709
wait, vtbkkf made 3dpd porn?

>>543030417
No, never.

I think Andrew is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills children and doesnt afraid of anything.

>>543021372
The whole point of Andrew is that he has no accountability. You can say X or Y about Ashley, and X or Y may even be true, but Andrew's entire shtick is that he uses X or Y to his advantage to play victim while actually continuing to be be a perpetrator of his own volition.

>I no longer care about base TCOAAL after playing TCOAAR
Is this my latent Oedipus Complex kicking in?

>>543031864
Your brain has atrophied to the point where your dick had to take over.

>>543031864
Buy an ad.

Does Ashley even like penis?

>>543032314
How would she know? She got it in one route and it was to avoid being massacred. Given that drunkley turns into a mushy fuckpuppet one can presume she likes it.

Is it time?

>>543032314
You couldn't waterboard it out of her, but she absolutely craves it.

>>543032942
>yurifags in charge of making anything worthwhile instead of making the worst, most nonsensical pairings possible

>>543032942
Why does it have Lithuanian and Yugo flags?

>>543033298
Somebody edited the mental illness flags into... well I guess technically another form of mental illness, but one that's marginally more tolerable.

>>543033298
Ohh, that's the forbidden L-word, I get it now.

>>543032314
No
>>543032774
No
>>543032980
She doesn't seem capable of that kind of thing. She's childlike in her arrested development.

Play the game.

>>543036093
Bro, I'm begging you to get a hobby outside of shitposting.

>>543036181
isn't it clear that Ashley only sees sex as a way to control Andrew rather than any actual intrinsic lust?

>>543036712
No? She consciously pursues sex as a way of bargaining her life against Andrew's lust in SnS, but it also clearly describes that when she's drunk and lets her guard down she's insatiable. There's multiple layers to it.

>>543036712
It's insane the dev LITERALLY explained it in the simplest terms and you STILL got it wrong

>>543036093
You're not ready for the reveal, reddit-san.

Welp…..

>>543038125
I’m third wheeling this shit lmao

>>543038376
The third wheel to a cart of shit is no prestigious place.

>>543037815
Both are horrible people but Ashley was worse, she never bothered to hide it, Andrew at least *knew* how to *act* like a *normal* human being, he was just good at hiding it.

Anyways, I wanna fuck Ashley.

>>543038912
Imagine being Ashley and having Andrew do things like sleep with you, kiss the top of your head, let you sit on his lap and rest your head on his lap and chest, probably grind against you while he's half asleep, come any time you call even though he knows you just want attention, but if you ever call it what it is he has a meltdown. Pure torture.

>>542994572
>Shit argument that keeps popping up whenever we have this discussion
We already covered this, they would have to just skip town and drop out

>>542995996
Assuming this is a real question, if my /calg/ oldfag brain is serving me right, one of the few NGN posters we had before Episode 3 saw that one fanart and said he was aroused by it I guess and it kind of became a signature NGNger meme. I'm sure the main NGN poster right now is the same guy lol

>>543000781
Why are you fucking the coat?

>>543021372
>do my best to avoid being exposed to the crap on the Internet made or said by chronically online faggottest of faggots about MY game and OUR HEROES™ so that I don't get cancer
>don't use the sites they linger at
>still get exposed to them because niggaz on /calg/ post them anyway
Why do you people do this to me

>>543027645
>>543027958
Hentai ass trope. Just fuck her man.

>>543041570
You don't fuck the coat, you wear it while you're fucking someone.

>>543031104
Wow really? He afraid of anything?
>>543031864
I found the other ESL in the thread

>>543042250
>Wow really? He afraid of anything?
It's a meme, you dip.
>I think halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

>>543033298
>>543033298
THAT'S LITERALLY THE FLAG OF ROJAVA YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE INBRED PEOPLE OF KURDISTAN RIGHT NAO

>>543042472
>KURDISTAN
Isn't that basically turkey?

>>543042417
I'm sorry.

>>543042579
That's what they want you to believe.

>>543042579
In a manner of speaking

>>543042250
just because I use words like "latent" doesn't mean I'm ESL retard

>>542975747
Why the fuck did this make me laugh?

Now, what would happen if the Graves were Jews?

In what position you would enjoy your sister?

after the mouthwashing anya nendoroid incident, do you think that, when tcoaal gets a nendo, it'll cause the same outrage as the latter?

>>543046217
I think she would be a good event planner, but project management or human resources also seem like good career paths for her.

>>543051097
I deleted this image while opening up space on my phone the other day and I hesitated for a moment before assuring myself that this creation of drunkanon was probably saved by some other /calg/ patriot and wouldn't die with me deleting it forever. Thanks for proving my trust right anon.

>>543052002
Sorry to disappoint you, but I reposted it myself, I just have randomize filenames on by default.

>>543052002
>still fucking up spoilers
Bye.