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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010
• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

the wimy

raiders is gonna be bad

Woomy sexo

>2 is getting more attention from the devs than 3
...

Are you buying Splatoon Raiders and Splatoon 4 physical or digital?

>>542817884
Anyone who buys digital is a cuck.

>542817518
0/10 bait try harder next time

>>542817926
I agree in principle, but my early pre-order S3 arrived 4 days after release (and I live in a major metro area). Not a big deal now, but back then it was very sucky 4 days. And now I see people malding that their Pokeslop will arrive up to 2 weeks late.
I care less about Raiders because no multiplayer, but for S4 I wish I could afford to get both versions.

>>542817884
physical, I want the box for my shelf

Post Callies

>>542822467
pov youre about to get a callie certified blowjob

SIR LISTEN TO ME

No fatties allowed beyond this point

>>542822890
frye when shiver says it's time for the 10th fingering session of the day

GGs s

GGs S, thank you for tolerating me once again
Honestly once I got into the groove of things and started treating it like turf war with NZAP I loosened up quite a bit

>>542821512
Here's one from a few years ago

>>542823778
>wait what do you mean 2019 was 6 years ago
>what do you mean we are closer to 2029 than 2019

>>542817884
I will be borrowing my husband’s copy though GameShare

>>542817884
Physical.

>>542821512
I love how expressive she is in Splat 3. I want to put her in my pocket

>>542823901
If Back to the Future came out today, Marty would travel back to 1995.

>>542828448
inb4 the butthurt calliefag in the QRT starts harassing the artist causing another meltdown despite the artist drawing frye's skin color normally in every other artworks

>>542828914
>yfw you remember Marty's trip to the future was 10 years into the past now.

>>542821512
a cute

>>542830391
I went to see it in a theatre on that day

a woomy i was meant to be

>>542829549
I don't keep up with schizo drama

>>542831641
just venting, within 24 hours that artist will be harassed

i like marie because she is a girl and she talks to me

Anyone wanna fish?

/ink/ how do I stop the existential dread

>>542839880
idk, die?

>>542839880
You don't.

Raiders news tonight.

>>542840667
>eyemask

'grats Neko

where the hag inklings at ;_;

the eyebrow surgery was successful.

>>542839880
start the non-existential dread

>>542839880
Nothing matters. Why try?
Nothing matters. There's no reason to not try.

HRRNGG
*poof*
i'm a squid now

good utsumorning

>>542866130
wake up and smell the f-

I still cannot believe how fucking bad side order is, how did fuckin Donkey Kong do rogue-lites better? and in only 2 months instead of 2 fucking years no less

>>542867295
>in only two months
you don't know how game development works

>>542867421
Clearly they don't either.

I thought we finally stopped pretending side order was bad?

>>542868854
It was enough to influence me not to get Raiders

>>542868854
nobody is pretending

>>542868854
side order is the definition of "we were 95% there to make a masterpiece, but then stopped at the last 5% and ruined everything"

>>542869103
you'll buy it anyway

>>542870052
>over 100 weapons in game
>meaning over 100 different starting points for runs
>only 12 available to use
the actual fuck were they thinking?

>>542871074
Busy working on my 10 star
Priorities anon

so this is the splinter cell general huh

>>542867295
DK Bananza was in development for the better part of 8 years and the DLC was obviously meant to just be a part of the post-game fo begin with.

>>542871150
the amount of weapons available isn't the problem, it's the amount of color chips, the pool is too small
with more options runs can blend together less and you can have more unique builds

Side order was not designed to be played more than once, it was meant to be a small distraction before shoveling you back into the shitty multi-player. Why do you think all of the rewards are things you can't even use in side order? Why did they add photo mode with no amiibo functionality/no poses? Why only 4 bosses? Everything points to either insane incompetence or deliberate sabotage.

>>542834380
do people make custom splatoon plushies? If they do, I'd love to commission one of my inkling in Splatoon 3 at some point

>>542872520
That is 3 generals over this is the Call of Woomy general /CoWg/

>>542872863
>a completely seperate roguelite mode that offers no main game rewards was totally supposed to be part of the postgame
>rather than the postgame we got which was harder bonus levels like every other DK game
lol?

>>542873007
schizo

>>542873007
this but unironically. barely any replayability past doing all the palettes, and 100% completion is deliberately locked behind rng so frustrating that no sane person would ever attempt it

>>542873007
What were they thinking?

i'm still having fun with it thoughbeit

I wish they brought back Callie's Octo Idol outfit from Splatoon 2's Hero Mode and had her wear it while not behing hyponotized (so, not wearing the hypno shades). It looked really nice, and if they can have Marina and Shiver's outfits in the game, I don't see why they couldn't bring this one back too.

>>542873686
if nogami wasn't a fag and made the other hero gears rewards from the single player campaign the squid sisters amiibos would've gave us some of their outfits instead

>>542873528
>we will make another rogue-like dlc in 4 that will be superior in every single way, but just slighty, so that we can do another slightly better one in 5
side order's perfection still haunts ngmi, it raised the bar too high

>>542874084
schizo

>>542874129
fuckawa told everyone at 910 including ngmi to stop making art and start making money, hence all the soul-sucking

>>542874335
talk normal fag

>>542874084
You meant OE

i hope raiders has a pve coop mode so i can just skip over 4 and spend time with deep cut for the rest of the switch 2

>>542873172
idk I don't have a Switch 2 and everyone I know says that the Bananza DLC feels more like the Mushroom Kingdom from Odyssey in terms of scope, just that there's obviously a bit of roguelite

>>542875504
>You meant OE
yes, brainfart

>>542878702
everyone that says that don't have the dlc either, because it absolutely doesn't.
in comparison, the mushroom kingdom was just another level with moons.
DK Island has nothing to it, it serves as a main hub for your trophies you get from the roguelite mode, otherwise there are no bananas to collect, no enemies to fight, nothing. The main draw of the DLC is the roguelite mode itself which stretches over 11 existing layers.
Bananza's actual Mushroom Kingdom equivalent is Ingot Isle, as that opens up as an actual level in the postgame, offering challenges such as a boss rush, enemy rush and continuation of the story.

>>542879592
to add onto this
Think of DK island as the Inkopolis part of the Side Order DLC, just a small bonus, but not the meat itself.

>>542891923
kys goji

Hey /ink/, I just got bloodwork done and my testosterone levels have plummeted and my estrogen is on par with a cis girl!!

MAKE
INKOPOLIS
GREAT
AGAIN!

>>542895286
low quality bait, but just in case, ywnbaw

>>542831430
ywnbawoomy

>>542897028
My perfect wife is so cute

This is now permanently a Shiver thread.

I’m a woomy
It’s what I do Jon

>>542897428
It's time to kick little buddy off the table
>NO WOMMY THATS OUR PET SLOM LIL BUDDIE
Yer goin' into orbit. Ya stupid fish!
>(incredibly loud crashing sound)

>>542897878
Small fry needs a one way trip to Abu Dhabi

>>542894835
That's not how you spell Trick-or-Treat nigga

>>542897148
Shut up Frye

>>542839880
Tell yourself it could have been worst, you weren't born in France.

>spamming NSFW again
Mods better not remove the option like last time, clean it up janny

>>542896118
i can be
what i wanna be
in the realms of my mind

woomy

>>542905615
nothing posted has been nsfw you puritan faggot. Please kill yourself for the betterment of humanity

>>542906424
Choose one of the following:
>off-topic
>announcing a report
>post contains a call to invasion
>post is extremely low quality
>spamming/flooding

Then hide without stubs because he does this every time and will keep doing it because you give him replies. dont feed the trolls

>>542906424
would you show these to your grandma?
>>542901869
>>542896487
>>542907189

Annnndd hidden without stubs. Don't give him (You)s

>>542906424
>>542907189
>>542907428
i hope you get help for your porn addiction someday

wtf why didn't anyone tell me ZA was bad

when was the last time you spoke to your parents, porn-addict anon?

>>542908158
because it was obvious? Should've bought Digimon instead

>>542907331
>>542907536
Let people enjoy things
Masturbation is self love

>>542908158
The gameplay is fun. Everything else is terrible

>>542908695
Nono post.

>>542907331
My grandma introduced me to Nightmare on elm street and Friday the 13th when I was a kid

>>542908695
time and place

>>542908695
"let people enjoy revealing art of 14 year old girls"

Frye stop fucking posting already you whore.

>>542908802
I don't recall any child porn in nightmare on elm street

>>542908993
So the child murder was perfectly fine? Fuckin retard

>>542909193
I don't recall you posting any child murder on /ink/

>>542908871
Better than sexual assaulting hoomans

>>542909447
I never posted child porn either

Child murder happens when I join a PB with you dweebs.
(This is you.)

>>542908849
nigga says time and place as if he doesn't waste his life away on a 4chan thread giving himself brain clots getting angry at squid tits KEK

>>542909692
anon I don't care what you say, if you are posting fictional characters that are canonically underage and have proportions identical to irl children in sexual scenarios or positions, there is nothing to defend. You are at bare minimum a fucking creep

>>542908802
>>542909692
sexo with these woomies (raw) (deep)

>>542909831
>strawman

>>542909910
Why don't you have this energy for fictional violence? Please fuck off with you fake moral superiority

so many posts hidden! if only they knew I don't read a word of what they say KEK

niggas actually getting mad at what happens in fairy tail land, definition of first-world problems

>>542910070
Why don't you have this energy to fuck off where you came from every time you're proven wrong in a million different ways from your one and only singular argument?
Like seriously, do you have actual brain damage?
>ohh I think that child porn is bad therefore I am a saint
child porn is 1000x worse than killing because at least in death it's instant. The trauma of it happening as well as the lasting effect is devastating and can lead to the affected person harming even more peopel

>>542901869
source

>>542910405
Anon, they're cartoons. They are not real

>>542910341
>>542909910
stop repeating your bullshit argument when you're factually wrong

I like woomy video games.

>>542910337
he types nothing like that schizo though

>still replying to ragebait
This general is full of manchildren, me thinks.

can you take it to /e/
let's not become a gatcha general

>>542910496
it's an utsu artist do not engage
t2ukmyjm

>>542910405
>>542910565
I want you to tell me DEFINITIVELY who or what is being harmed by a fucking cartoon. You sound like an absolute twitter-brained retard

>>542908331
>this was an edit the whole time
Huh.

>>542910723
/ink/ posters will continue to give attention to the mentally ill and wonder why this general continues to decline in quality

>>542909910
if player character squids and octos actually had the gross 3dpd proportions that filthy Westoid and sometimes Jap artists target, they wouldn't be nearly as popular because normal people outnumber creeps

real girls don't have floppers
checkmate atheists

>>542910851
First of all, it's a gateway drug into the real thing. Not every lolicon is a pedophile but every pedophile is a lolicon. Furthermore, look no further than japan's massive pedophile+loli problem

https://research.library.fordham.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1090&context=international_senior

If you decide to ignore this piece of evidence because it's "too long" then you will admit that you're wrong. Fuck off to your home planet and never return.

PEDOPHILIA IS BAD
HOW IS THIS AN ARGUMENT

>>542911229
>gateway drug
Opinion discarded, I knew you were retarded but jesus fucking christ. Better stop the kids from playing CoD or they'll turn into school shooters amirite?

>>542911439
What, you think kids that smoke as kids don't end up being chain smokers as adults? Not all "gateway drugs" are made equal you massive retard.

>check /aco/
>eromame art of an /ink/er
Based

>>542911571
By your exact same logic violent media is a gateway to real violence. You are assuming literally nobody can separate fiction and reality, and you are a retard for thinking so

Thought crimes.
>>542911571
>smoke
>keep smoking
vs
>playing shooting game
>become mass shooter

>>542911745
>ignoring what I just said to repeat the same thing
How many more times are you going to parrot the same sets of words until you realize you're wrong

>>542911838
I'm right idiot, fiction is fiction. End of story

>>542911597
this is the first ero art ive seen from eromame. they finally live up to the name.

Whether loli porn is harmful or not, the general always derails every time the same anon spams /e/ shit.

>>542911996
There's a case to be made about porn addiction being harmful because it is but that anon os retarded.

>>542911996
So you're saying stories like Fahrenheit 41 and Animal Farm are meant to be taken as pure entertainment and not a giant red flag that we need to change as a society?

>>542911597
>timmy again
yaaaawn

>>542912068
>every time
It's only recently. the general has had a quality decline about the time sketch posted that discord screenshot to attention whore. we're getting invaded by his clique or something.

lets go back to shitting on side order again.

>>542911597
>>542912059
>>542912517
>futa again
BIG yawn
>>542912335
Not all fiction is created equal. Porn is porn, not thoughtful examinations of societal or governmental dystopia

>>542912874
>not all gateway drugs are the same
>fiction is fiction lmao
>actually not all of it is the same
pick an argument retard

>>542911815
Weed and splatting niggas is fun

>>542912335
it depends on author intent. intent can be meant to entertain, critique or provoke. Intent can be lost and thats a fault of media literacy. you being imperceptive of the difference between 1984 and inkling in a bikini by japartist2002 is an argument bad faith.

>>542913056
First one wasn't me but okay but it's still consistent with my point. Specific types of porn aren't gateway drugs, it's the gradual rewiring of the brain by gooning so hard that you start finding "vanilla" stuff boring and seek out unconventional and shunned material. There's a reason books like Fahrenheit 451 don't belong in the same conversation as whatever slop roasties are gushing over on tiktok. Splatooon babeeey

>>542912643
>schizo anon is also pedo anon
why am I not surprised

>>542913587
>>542913657
If it is something like pic related, sure. But posting child-anatomy fit with certain aspects like baby-fat and that exact school backpack that's always associated with loli porn is a bad precedent

>>542914061
Is this a bad precedent?

shut the fuck up, spamming retards.

I think woomies are cute.

>>542908542
this morning, I asked her to make me some scrambled eggs and a toast

>>542914061
Randoserus are fine, accurately drawn underdeveloped 3dpd anatomy is sicko shit and also off-model for woomies

>>542914061
something in fiction does not necessarily have to be a demand for something in reality. art is a case by case basis. obama hope portrait? influencing change. inkling sex? thats just hot. it's not a call to action.
>>542915067
look at this nerd with a loving mom. Damn.

>>542915067
>lives with his mom
>spends all day on 4chan
>pedo
>30+ yrs
>likely unemployed
The only saving grace is that your mom hasn't kicked you out yet but I'm guessing you're an only child which means like you, she's also biased. If only you had a father figure in your life to actually enforce the rules.

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

>>542912752
nah, it's fun watching them be angry at nothing

>>542917083
>>542914061

kek

>>542916651
yes
work from home, get to program shit and 4chan on the side
drawn squid loli != pedo
not yet
employed and probably earn more than you do
I'd move out but have you seen the fucking real estate prices?
woomy

Check /ink/ today and not sure if actually on /ink/ or the average Twitter thread.

>>542917491
It makes a lot more sense when you realize it's women posting against it.

>>542917491
sigh, women

>>542918029
what exactly is the issue with that

>>542918029
I agree with them. Woomies are bad. Can i have /ink/ gf now?

>>542908695
>self love
Shut the fuck up frenchoid

its even funnier because other anons reply to him pretending it's me but I've just been posting lewd woomys KEK

>>542919093
That ink splatter is kinda lazy.

Spooky season is here

>>542919093
you're so hilarious sister

why did Nintendo design halloween shiver's outfit to be so erotic

This thread is likely getting purged soon
Don't ask how I know

>>542914061
loli never bothered me too much despite thinking its just creepy, but baby-fat always makes my skin crawl
one of the few things that makes me think an artist is a potential pedo

>>542919093
You could at the very least post good art instead of whatever that is. Get standards.

>>542847381
Pooner yebbys

>>542919897
Now that is some good lewd woomy art, I applaud you. Moar?

>>542919601
eh frye's outfit is sexier.

Ban evasion is an offense

>>542920127
retard

>>542920221
Get vacations you scum

>>542919675
>announcing reports

kek

ok you asked for it

Jannie opening his report tab and it's all cute and funny woomies

>>542920525
mawds hes posting real life veemo children nuke his entire ancestry

>>542920525
aawww so cute

>>542920525
plap

>>542911439
Video games and porn aren't comparable. If you had any children I really don't think you'd be fine with your child looking at pornography.

>>542920525
I can see the similarities

>>542920691
>human cant tell the difference between a squid and an octopus

>>542921196
It's 2025 buddy, I don't see species

It's always funny when you tell porn addicts they have a problem and their response is to crash out and start spamming barely ecchi images.
>>542921196
Fried dopamine receptors will do that.

>>542920905
Nobody is arguing that kids should watch porn you dumbass, the point is that fictional content does not directly lead to real world problems because most functioning adults can separate what's real and what isn't. Anon is claiming that FICTIONAL loli porn will turn you into a REAL pedophile, which is just as absurd as claiming violent video games lead to real violence

>he is still talking about porn
KEK the jokes truly write themselves

I really wish we had IDs in this board

No post that has slop pic is ever worth reading.

kek

>>542921725
R?

woomass

>>542921491
>Anon is claiming that FICTIONAL loli porn will turn you into a REAL pedophile
Porn addictions will lead you into seeking more extreme content, I fail to see what the original anon said was wrong.

can we go back to pretending side order is bad again

>>542922025
just a samefag replying to himself

fake drama

fake poster

A Netflix series with Off the Hook wouldn't be so bad
I'd resub for that

>>542920525
https://youtu.be/RLrYnL1N2L0

>>542922521
is there a reason you used that name specifically while bringing up netflix

>>542922521
>Off the Hook
no, they have enough story already

What would the agents taste like?
>>542920691
Ngl the wo bases are overhated, the only thing that sucks about them is that their rigs don't come with jaw bones

>>542923121
My Melody and Kuromi did well on Netflix
I'm not referring to the other thing on there

>>542923286
ok good
sorry if that came across as rude

>>542922918
You sub to nso.
>no i don't
Then you dont play the game. Get out.

Squid game tax isn't the same as content that can easily be pirated

and if you look above you will see a classic example of a backpedal. Moving on.

>>542922025
We could but unfortunately a schizo has latched onto this general again. When no one bites they try and samefaq. At that point its times to do the usual report the schizo and ignore them.

fucked up how there's still no octarian amiibo

>>542925613
Marina.

plap plap plap

>>542919558
sauce

>>542927176
It says on the book.

>>542926492
doesn't count.

>>542918029
Kinda funny to see a huge argument about lolis in here when this place used to be full of
>Uooooohhhhh ToT
All day long

>>542923254
salty, except marie. she would be sweet

>>542927619
that was nono and we got rid of him

>>542927619
Lots of new younger spineless people have come to 4chan. The change is visible everywhere.

>>542927619
I'll never forget how bad it could get back in the early days of these threads. I was indifferent to /l/ back then and I think I might have turned into one of those cringe antis that derails the thread if I was a faggot.

aaaand I'm bored of ZA already, back to salmon run

>>542928529
I hope you didn't pay for it.

>>542928529
buy Digimon

aaaaand I'm bored of Digimon already

>>542928529
>buying pokeslop
you never learn, do you?

Mikan, kill yourself. The whole squad sent reports to nintendo because you threw the entire king wave

salmon anyone?

>>542928990
buy Trap Yuri Garden

>>542929216
One king for me

which inker do you miss?

>>542929651
open

>>542929216
sure, give me a minute

>>542929754
I dont know anyone by name.

>>542927706
Really? I thought Captain would taste like oranges.

>>542929754
bully woomy

>>542929857
w2 opening soon

guys, may i ask for some serious gameplay discussion here?
how can ngmi fix the problem that most weapons with a lot of paint are kind of inscentivised to spam specials as soon as they are charged? if they keep painting, they only get more ground as a reward, while potentially wasting teammates' potential special, so it ends up a zero-sum game. i thought something like "you get two special bars so you can keep charging because you're not wasting the charge that comes from more turf", but that just leads to more specials, and last thing this game needs is more specials.

>>542928241
Remember used to hate it back then only to find out a few years later was just in denial about it. Part of why found the series appealing even before that.

I need some Fryes...

>>542930492
special spam is a necessary evil

>>542930154
>>542929216
Any room left?

>>542931147
yeah, opening

>>542930980
no it isn't
the game would unquestionably be better with less of less powerful specials
>but then eliter
map design and better player education, if they stop relying on their win buttons so much they'll learn to handle big guns

>>542927176
@azaminguild

>>542931578
But the game isn't built around the 0.1% who do that the game is built the the 99.9% of players who special spam.

>>542933204
99.9% of players also want to get rid of rotations and weapon kits, and you know how much of a disaster that would entail. don't listen to idiots, tell idiots they are idiots and educate idiots until they stop being idiots.

>>542930492
implement a universal cooldown for every special
there is no way to de-incentivize using a special as soon as you get it without making the game feel infinitely worse
and no, making specials """less powerful""" does not solve the problem, it just makes lockouts easier and gives less opportunities to actually take back ground
there has to be power tools to prevent battles from becoming largely one-sided

>>542933398
Making a fast pace game based around special spam does not equal do everything they idiots wants. As annoying as it gets removing special spam would actually slow the game pace down as the specials do force you to keep up the high speed nature of the game or lose.

>>542930653
It's fine to really cute for the most part but I gotta agree it grosses me out when artists try doing that cringe babyfat shit

GGs SR

ggggggggggggggsssssssssssssssss PSY
thought megalo was going to be harder with this tickle weapons, but that was a comfy kill

>>542933846
>implement a universal cooldown for every special
but that makes the problem of "painting with special charging locked out is potentially detrimental to your team" even worse. now you not only don't want to paint with special charged, you also don't want to paint when it's on cooldown, so you use it immediately when you charge it, and go full aggro when it's on cooldown.

ggs KYP

>>542934491
real mood

>>542934491
>she's actually not.
I didn't know it was a joke.

>>542933981
the problem with that is that most players don't even try to keep up with special spam in neutral (not like it's possible a lot of the time, especially in 3 where every other special is "fuck your neutral lmao). they counter special spam with, you guessed it, more special spam, so you get videogame equivalent of nightcore- 220 bpm of zero substance.

i like how half the specials are invincible and the other half are suicide buttons

Every game in the series revolves around special spam to some degree.
It is deliberately part of Splat's identity, unironically.
If the devs actually saw a problem with how the gameplay loop flows, they would change it, yet it's been unchanged for ten years.

>>542935349
Judd and Shiver

2's the most recently updated so lets just move to that

Raiders news tonight.

>>542934235
>>542934324
>>542934491
GGs! Shocking difference compared to freelancing earlier

>>542935349
i think it's moreso them cornering themselves into "turf inked = special charge" corner. it's a good idea on paper when the game is just tofu blocks, but it's too blunt of a solution to a very nuanced problem of which actions to reward, and its tentacles still permiate every corner of the game because they don't know how to move out of that corner. for once, not dissing on nogami, it's a really hard problem to solve, but they would need to solve it sooner or later.

>>542934812
Counter special with special is part of the gameflow hence fast past game. Splat has never been a slow paced shooter its a zoom WOOMY! splat! respawn WOOMY! match over game.

>>542935829
>it's a really hard problem to solve
To solve it is to make a completely different game and Foamstars bombed hard.

>>542932521
thanks

>>542937862
splat will always be a fast-paced game because time is a fundamental and very limited resource. 5-minute matches are unheard of in any other shooter, but splat's matches can end even faster than that (splat is fast to the point that turf would be a much more enjoyable and balanced mode if it was 1.5 minutes long and not 3).
but lower overall power and less brute force solutions (e.g. powerful specials) would make you consider other resources more, as well as force you to balance safety and advantage states with speed- if you play too fast you'll die a lot and waste time, but if you play too slow you'll waste time naturally, so you have to find the perfect risk-reward ratio. as it is now, the ratio is skewed all the way towards speed. it should not be. speed is a reward.
>is to make a completely different game
au contaire, it will make it the exact game it was always meant to be. still fast-paced and action-packed, and still dumb fun at low levels, but highly strategic and complex at high levels of play.

>>542932521
>>542938537
looks like someone harassed them, what's wrong with westerners?

>>542939004
>wrong with westerners
Usual twitteridiots. That japs first mistake was posting on twitter. If you don't want to deal with idiots then maybe don't start posting on a site where they all congregate at.

>>542810449
This game can't possibly do any more damage to me than it already did.
>All-Time Best: S+1
I should be happy, I suppose.

>>542934192
Yeah, not a fan of that stuff either. But don't care what others do as long as it remains completely fiction.
>>542939004
Let me guess, they usual category they harass people over?

If you don't draw yuri I will harass you

Speaking of specials, is there any good guide on which specials synergize well, and how to coordinate them in a match?
Dozens of times I've been on the receiving end of a sudden unstoppable wall of fuck you that pushes us back 2/3rds of the map, regains the objective and makes us lose the lead. In series too, so (probably) not coordinated in VC or whatever.
I try paying attention to my team's special meters, but was never able to pull off a comeback like this.

i would draw but my yebby ate my crayons...

>>542942520
Putting a shield up around a crab is always useful triple so if the crab is on the tower.
Missiles + trizooka are a good combo

>>542942796
>y*bby
>>542847381

>everyone's playing pokemon
/ink/ is finished.

>>542942997
stfu!

anyone wanna play some open?

it's always clam blitz
why are you like this

>>542938976
Speed is a big part of game if why they made swimming faster than running have mains and subs for run & swim speed up. Weapons who selling point is gotta go fast. Speed has never been a reward its always been a core gameplay element
>highly strategic and complex at high levels of play.
And here is the problem your expecting to much out of the player base. The majority of players want dumb fun at any level very few want complex otherwise you wouldn't see so many pants on head retard X rank webms

>>542943337
i just got home about 10 minutes ago and i want to be a squid right this very moment

>>542943337
cb is fun
faggot

>>542942915
Yeah bubble crab is obvious, but I'm thinking more advanced.
Like which specials should initiate it, and which should follow? How to position on map and where to direct your special relative to others to maximize effectiveness? And how to best capitalize on it (beyond just move forward and defend new position)?
Does anything like this exist in higher levels of gameplay (again - in solo queues so not coordinated outside of the game)? Or does everyone just unload when they think it's fit, and only by coincidence it looks and works so effective?

>>542943130
waiting for sneak peek because the seed in the shell out machine changes in nine or so hours
ZA is dumb but the fairy trainer is super cute

>>542943130
Yeah even woomy

>>542943793
Unless your in voice chat with the other players yeah good luck on being able to do that. Your only choice is watch what the others do and react as needed.
It all comes down to how aware you are on the battlefield and how to react to rapid changes in battle.

>Zombie vs. Skeleton vs. Ghost (Splatoween 2023 Rerun)
>Sneak Peek: 2025-10-17 08:00 UTC
>Main Event: 2025-10-25 00:00 UTC
>Tricolor: Undertow Spillway, Flounder Heights

The ZA tutorial is a fucking pain
what were they thinking

>>542945568
this is not /vp/

>>542945623
I talk about Nintendo games in /smbg/ and I talk about Nintendo games here. Woomy.

>>542943381
speed is great, but speed for the sake of speed is garbage. speed is fun when it's hard to keep the speed going without biting the dust, and having less speed that you have to fight tooth and nail for is infinitely more fun than just getting it for free.
think gran turismo vs 3d sonic- one is a fun game even in the slowest events (they get real slow), other is a shallow spectacle for 5-year olds who want to press the fast button and see fast. the thing is, give gran turismo to that 5-year old and he'll have way more fun with it in the long term, figuring out how to make the most out of speed he's given, and then slowly up the speed to push himself more and more- that is, if he survives the honeymoon of "where is my fast button?", of course. meanwhile, give 3d sonic to an adult, and he'll either puke, or cry as he remembers the good ol' days of 2d sonic where speed was still a reward for skill and knowlege. world needs more gt, and less 3d sonics. don't dumb splatoon down by catering to kids, teach kids to appreciate the hustle.
>Weapons who selling poing is gotta go fast
those weapons usually come with built-in weaknesses. inkbrush gives you seemingly free speed, but the payment for that is that inkbrush is a really shit weapon, so speed is a reward for making it work in the first place.
>pants on head retard X rank webms
that's more of an issue with pants on head retarded ranking system that is more of a participation trophy than a measure of skill. gatekeep x-rank better and you'll see much less idiots in it even in the game's current state.
and no, i'm not a grandpa who can't keep up and just wants my game slower. i come from racing. not just games, real racing, tires on the ground. i live for speed. i think i should be quite qualified in the matters of speed and how speed should be played out, and i say, there is such thing as too much speed.

>>542945568
>oh hey what's thi-
>Hey we're meeting at fuckshit cafe, where are you?

>>542945842
Based anon shitting on boost sonic games, I miss my fucking pinball physics

sonic rush is one of the greatest games ever made and uses the boost formula

a shame we get fast weapons with no downsides like wiper or ballpoint

>>542945568
They weren't.

>>542946524
The Advance gales were better

>>542939620
if they don't post on there, they don't get the audience that would pay for comissions. It's kinda like a deal with the devil

>>542944394
So... How to become more aware on the battlefield and react faster (and smarter) to the changes - here specifically in context of special weapons?

>>542946636
eeeeh
wiper is rather awkward to use and has a dip in effectiveness between 1 and 2 lines; and ballpoint is one of the hardest weapons in the game, has some really bad matchups, and while it can paint, it can't paint at range, after nerfs it gets outpaced even by big chargers. if the game was balanced, wiper would've also been a meh inker, like it was on release, but i guess they really wanted to kick l3 again. poor lil' nozzle.
>>542947073
based
the only things rush has over a3 are music and blaze, but advance's music is still top notch and x-era wildly obsessed amy is still a good girl

>>542947073
I catch a lot of shit for this but I prefer Advance 2 and 3 over Mania. Worse level design for sure and godawful screen-crunch (also ridiculous emerald requirements) but hitting top speed in those games is really fun and the team stuff in 3 added nice variety
Woomy

>>542947253
mostly just keep teammates in mind at all times. if you don't have a sixth sense for when someone's behind you yet, check the map on occasion.

>>542939004
>>542940385
idk
inb4 the artist drew frye or marina with a skintone deemed "too light" by twittards

>>542947895
why is it that twitter "artists" don't understand basic color theory

Anyone wanna SR?

>>542948031
you expect education from people who live 140 symbols at a time

why do you keep replying to yourself

>>542949096
lmao

>>542945842
What you want just isn't going to happen in this game. What you want seems to be more well SR
Umm just fish more?

>>542948031
based
don't fuck with my brown wives.

>>542948037
i can if you are still around

>>542950686
Opening room.

>>542950906
nintendo got bullied so hard they made sure frye's plush was twice as brown as the other marina plush
based

>>542950906
@sanrionona can i buy you these

>>542951625
cute nickname

spaltoon NSO avatars are back

My cat Callie loves it when I give her forehead kisses

>>542953060
>forehead kisses
are you sure you didn't give it the wrong name

>>542953160
Frye wasn't a thing when the cat distribution system delivered her to me.
Also her son, Mr. Grizz, I named based on the fact that he was still a radio

GGs K

gggggggggggssssssssss G

I cast flopticular torsion!

>>542954061
I really like this drawing and i think you should know that

teehee draw me

>>542943130
>Playing Numon slop in 2025
>People being Pokefaggot goyslop-slurpers in 2025

>>542939620
>If you don't want to deal with idiots then maybe don't start posting on a site where they all congregate at.
Or, hear me out: Nuke the leftyfaggots and kikes and shabbos goys and troons off the platform and completely ban them for life off the platform and shit will fix itself.

>>542956253
Gosh, she's so perfect

>>542955041
thanks anon, i also think she looks very cute

>>542956482
I don't have any other Marie images since I lost them when disabling and getting rid of OneDrive because it's a space-hogging piece of bloatware, so have this one.

who wants to fish?

>>542959309
can fish

>>542959731
opening

2/4

GG's K!

>>542962609
gggggggggggsssssssss M

Anyone know what that first DLC file could be for?

>>542963028
jp exclusive clothes maybe

>>542964279
Cute.

I require on shiver pic.

Woomy. But bad.

aw nuts!

>>542971972
I'm not autistic enough to buy a figma and take it on outings, but I'm glad that some people are.

>>542972428
>he's not man enough to show his doll the world

>>542950906
why are you white

>>542973498
drank a lot of milk

I love nintendo online profile icons!!!
said no one ever

I love nintendo online profile icons

New Eggstra Pointless announced

>>542953290
pearl?

shy woomussy

Wait its JUST lumiose city? Not even the rest of kalos? And some of you just bought a switch 2 now for this piece of shit? LOL

>>542983625
Bruh

Splatoon died

>>542984654
>if I spend more time on this piece of shit instead of launching splatoon it'll compensate the buyers remorse I currently feel.

>>542985150
I’m playing soloq right now

>>542984863
in my professional opinion SPLATOON WAS KILLED

>>542983625
It's on switch 1 lil pup.

>>542985393
even if it's on fucking dsi, it's unacceptable

>>542985393
And yet I know some of you people waited for za to buy a switch 2.

>>542983625
offtopic garbage, go to your pokefag general not here.

>>542985628
I bought Switch 2 day one

>>542983625
GO
BACK
TO
/vp/

shredded floppa

I want eyelashes.

>>542988662
i want eyemasks

how about we get
>multiple and customizable eyemasks
>10 new hairstyles (5 boys, 5 girls)
>10 new emotes (5 boys, 5 girls)
>legwear as clothing item with slots
>clothing (in addition to hairstyles and emotes) becomes gender-specific and existing ones get reworked (you get a one-off chance to move abilities and level from ones that no longer match you)
>you can no longer change gender, eye color and eyebrows, only hairstyle once per session
but
>all ocks go back in the sewers and are no longer playable

>>542990476
>once per session
per season obviously

>>542990476
At least paywall octos again so it prints money for ngmi

>>542990476
forced meme

>>542990476
>less customization and flexibility
>can't even change cephs
never in a million years

/ink/ is dead.

>>542984654
>>542994075
I hate turf war

>>542997645
Yeah but conches.

>>543000860
not worth it

>>543000860
>>542997645
You get conches from salmon run too though.

>>542994075
Everyone is still playing ZA.

>>543001925
I don't play salmon run.

>>543000860
conches for what? already got all the gear i need.

>>543003107
All at 5 star?

>>543003275
what for? got 3 slots, got abilities i want

>>543003636
Fake fan.

>>543003636
Yeah but how fresh does your woomy look wearing it?

>>543003761
i like the game for gameplay
actually no, i have a love-hate relationship with its gameplay
>>543004149
as fresh as ever

>>543000860
I have every title and banner.

>>543005119
I don't have every title yet so I'm forced into the anarchy mines.

>>543003014
>I share a general with "people" who still give Game Freak the time of day
I mean glass houses and all, but come the fuck on.

So how woke and pozzed is Z-A, in game design and in localization?
I never did and never will play pokeslop, but I want to gauge what to expect from Raiders and S4 in AD 2025+1.
>Nintendo general

>mariefag
>absolutely abhorrent post

>>543010816
usual “pick your character” with no specific mention of gender
>>543011000
wasted digits

>>543011000
digits of truth

>>543010816
it has a cute chocolate goth loli so all is forgiven

>>543011000
based trips

>>543010816
It just looks like total garbage

spoon raiders
soon

sp00ky gh0st w00my

>>542983625
brooo... we knew this from the first trailer.......

>>543018884
s-sans from woomytale?

anyone wanna play some open?

king?

FINALLY MADE IT TO X RANK

>>543025453
you will never be a woman

>>543024860
I can in like 20 minutes

>>543024860
im up for some regicide

>>543025453
>finally
Pokemon isnt hard until post game.

>>543025953
>>543025742
you guys can. im about to grab lunch.

>>542994075
I am not in ink's pool.

sniiiiifffaaa

SNIFFFFFF

>>543024860
I'm reddy

burn all pedophiles on earth in an oil fire

>>543021731
mogolovonio...

>>543012989
This one? Yeah pretty cute ngl

>>543031493
kill yourself

>>543031493
cute

>>543031493
Even better in game

imagine being this insecure

>>543031670
where feet

Woomies > nasty humans.

>>543031493
nah, chocolate is superior
just like marina

>>543031493
Darker the berry sweeter the juice

>>543027108
Neither am I, pools are only good if you're starting out and don't want to share your FC but now that I have all the important /ink/ers in my friendlist I stopped using it.

>>543032686
>tfw you're not important enough

>>543032835
Have you tried drawing my ceph or carrying me in salmon run?

>>543031493
>>543031770
>>543031883
updoot my 4chan friend, kek!

If you missed out before

>>543034762
I hate fomo shit like this.

what's the appeal of harmony?

>>543042917
cute druggie gf

I just realized it's mostly women still giving money to gamefreak and this general unfortunately has women in it.

>>543044008
>>>/vp/

>women
ew, my yebby will catch cooties...

>>543042917
Anemones have tentacles in their belly, so she can vore a woomy and tentacle her squissy

>>543048605
giwtwmy woomy

>>543044008
to be fair, the last time i bought a pokemon game it was the hawaii one, couldnt finish it, got too boring

https://streamable.com/45rc4t Funny fat fhiss.

>>543048846
the only good parts were the underage girls
kind of like splatoon 3

>>543049185
Cohozuna in training

>>543049240
i hope someone throws a brick at your head

>>543051105
https://x.com/interesting_aIl/status/1976619596091203793
this is how i'm imagining you like, except you're frye.

Stop treating this thread like your blog

>>543051263
This is exactly like funko pop owners because they don't care about the product they care about telling everyone about the products that they own

>>542988662
>tfw can make whatever woomlashes and beeblashes I want in Blender

yet when I put beebs in a blender somehow it's not okay?

SOMEONE FUCKING SPLAT THAT ORANGE OCTIGGER ALREADY

>>543054098
>turquoise and raspberry
you may be color blind, friend

>>543054702
I'm talking about Octavio since he's using his goons to throw all the non-octarians and anyone that disagrees with him into concentration camps. How do you think the sanitized octos were made?

>>543053869
you want them to come out with bigger boobs anon, not as a green slurry

>>543060889
blue board

anyone wanna play some open?

>>543061203
if you give me a little bit, sure

>>543060889
>>543061131
Are insides of the suckers erogenous?

>>543061406
all right, then

>>543061563
on my way

>>543062019
room up

>>543062207
brb forgot to choose team

remove inkbrushes from the game

>>543060889
Uncen where

buff inkbrushes in the game

What emote goes well with this fit

>>543066308
strings attached is a pretty good all-rounder for most spooky fits.

>>543066308
ugly woomy

>>543066308
Strings Attached is pretty good. Silly woomy with sniffable feet.

>>543066308
Like the others said strings attached is the go to spooky month choice. Or try Robo Steppin' it looks zombieish enough to pass

Friendlist check
>9x pokeslop (7 on bing bing 2 machine)
>2x sploon 3
>that one based dude still playing cyberpunk
/ink/'s dead, isn't it?

i appear offline.

zombiebros...

GGs SH! Lots of good wins and fist bumps. Sad we didn't end on a win though

>>543042917
she is cute and funny uuuuuu

GGs s

>>543067382
If you want I can open up Yooka Replaylee.
Really good game by the way and this comes from someone who didn't like the original all that much.

woomy cunny

>>543070636
>scrimblo blimblo

>>543070636
worth buying?
never played the original but heard it sucked from multiple sources, is the remake really that much better?

I'm having more fun afk shiny farming than actually playing the game

>>543077315
>no fest tee rule
truly dead game

>>543079746
That's not a rule until the weekend of the fest, stupit

>>543079746
The splatfest is next week...

>>543079746
That's next week dumdum.

>>543079746
>my who-filled private battle on a degen anonymous site represents the entire splatoon community
Truly an /ink/ mindset, I am so glad I never join inkgen lobbies

>>543079746
What no raiders news does to someone.

Raider news tonight btw.

>>543072615
It's more of a reimagining desu
It's pretty damn good, original played like a mediocre banjo clone, this new one plays like a good controlling banjo game with Mario Odyssey elements, though it helps you unlock all moves at the beginning. Switch 2 version is 30 fps for now but I'm used to old platformers so I could handle it, devs said they're looking into 60 fps as they got a dev kit late into development.
The new one has twice the collectibles but 100%ing the game takes as long as finishing the main story of the original, which should tell you how tight the pacing is now. Overall solid 8/10
>>543071472
Woomy is scrimblo-adjacent.

shivass

>>543081202
t ye, matey.

her hips drive me crazy bros

>>543079949
how many times are you going to post something like this

>>543082169
sweaty elevator sex with acht

Fish anyone?

>>543085320
yo

>>543085945
Booting up, one sec

2/4 SR
>>543085945
Splatfest news took forever lol

Boat claims another victim...

>>543087994
be patient they have woomtism

GG's?

>>543089045
You're up for one more? Sure

>And please consider this a threat.
What are they even gonna do

perfect slim veemo

Shiver Supremacy

GG's Y!

>>543092923
GGs for real! Boat hurts my brain, but big fish went down smoothly this time

Pros of dating PTSD woomy:
>big squoobs
>big floppers
>orange flavor
>easy to get drunk and horny
>adorably shy
Cons:

>>543095047
you said it, sister!

Smollusk will return in: Spoon Raiders

>>543077315
Is next weekend Costume Party or only Splatfest T?

>>543091285
sauce for the love of the fax machine

Choose

>>543113965
Frye, they look healthy and strong

>>543120657
Based

Namedrop /ink/ers you think would murder for free teehee art.

>>543126957
shut up cringe namefag

Rise and UOH

fit, muscled cephs with little gross fat

>>543103517
Costume party next week. Maybe splatfest tees too.

evens pb odds anything else

PB 0/10

>>543139386
Bet

>>543139742
where is it? I don't see it

Stop ignoring beakons

>>543144602
stop using beakons
pick a gun with a real kit

>>543144602
lost cause with people here

ggs pb

>>543146404
GGs

>>543146404
GGs

bgs

there is too much lag and tryharding in impossibly balanced 2v2s to be fun.

This you, /ink/?

I tried to join but I didn't see the pb and no one responded

>>543148240
Nah, Team Ghost is our favorite choice.

>>543148240
Wish I was (dead)

>>543148338
>>543141758
we're full but even if it wasnt youre still blacklisted get fucked only f's close friends like me k is allowed in and i didnt want you in

>mormon in pb
>everyone is miserable and either leaves early or avoids joining
kek every time

GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.
https://litter.catbox.moe/aszp1wx7wlcqx86i.flac

>>543152014
GGs, thanks for hosting.

GGs PBers, thanks for hosting