Thread 542845915

Uncarriable Edition

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Threadlocked: >>542757424

lady geist doesn't look like that Though?

what if it was called cum tribute

>>542845915 (OP)
I wish Geist had a garter belt

Are Yamato and Calico the most honest heroes?
No stuns, no CC (besides yammie's 3), and the same simple gameplan 9/10 times.

>>542845915 (OP)
Off-model garbage

>>542847412
I hate calico but there’s no way anyone can call Yamato honest with her retarded slash hitboxes

>>542845915 (OP)
Off-model kino

>>542847660
tits too big, off-model

We had them down to the base at fucking 25 minutes and had 3 walkers but the team decided to farm instead of finish and we got outscaled
This is why finishing a game is a fucking skill god dammit. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

>>542848008
I’ve been winning a lot more games simply because I use my mic and shout “JUST SHOOT THE PATRON END IT NOW” lately

Would it be too busted if Sinclair could copy his teammates ultimates too

>>542848209
probably

>>542847997
someone must have fed her

>>542848209
yes, and we dont even have draft yet

>>542845915 (OP)
>when you build all green on Geist

>>542845915 (OP)
I need her, she needs me, she has lived over 100 years just to meet me and fall in love with me, marry me, have SEX with me and start my family.

>Doing well in lane, being aggresive to the enemy but not feeding
>Lane mate tells me to stop
This has happened a handful of times and I don't get it? Obv I'm not going to listen to them. Pic related.

>>542848562
I laned once with a doorman that was super aggressive to the point that even after they've cleared the wave he would just fight right under their tower as our tower was blasted with full wave of minions. Made me feel really fucking weird cause I ain't missing all those souls but at the same time I don't want my lane buddy to be alone.
If your aggressive wasn't all that then Infernus was bugging.

>play Drifter with Kelvin
>vs Dynamo/Calico
>they just keep running at me
>over and over and over and over again
>literally nothing I can do
>Kelvin isn't taking any damage at all, completely ignored
>every minion is being denied
>Kelvin rushes Trophy collector, literally nothing else. No resists, no Healing Rite to keep me alive
Yeah this is the game I quit
How I can go from literally a 10 game winstreak to this miserable, unplayable, unfathomably retarded shit is crazy

>>542827601
someone help
are there better options for damage lategame here than I'm thinking of
I'm thinking either those or just more defensive items

>>542848967
the big one youre missing is spiritual overflow. kevlar is a good option as well

>>542848209
imagine the sinclair/mirage lane

>>542849056
kevlar actually looks really good ty ily

So let me get this right.
Abrams shoulder charge doesn't even stun for long enough to get a heavy punch in?

>>542848967
Usually I get more survivability like spell breaker /spirit-resist or plate armor, but I've also been messing around with Phantom Strike. I also often get Curse.
Once you have Surge of Power, Tank Buster, Spirit Burn, and Boundless Spirit, your damage is pretty much maxxed out (save your ability upgrades).

/ourguy/ boxaroni is streaming

>>542849527
It does when you get the tier 2 upgrade.
For them to counter your t2 shoulder charge stun (which is 1.05s long) they need 36% debuff resistance, which is most easily acquired by Blood Tribute (50% debuff resistance), and second mostly by Weighted Shots + Debuff Reducer.

i always buy rebuttal into abrams and billy

>>542849935
>(save your ability upgrades)
I just realized this could be confused. I meant except* your ability upgrades

>>542849935
maybe curse, although I feel like every time I've looked at it it's been pretty heavily matchup specific
I've had a few matches where they just have a guy buying a ton of counter items so maybe in those situations so I can just curse them so they can't jump on me or use debuff remover

ANOTHER GAME ANOTHER LOSS BECAUSE RETARDS PUSH THE WALKER RATHER THAN GETTING A FREE MID
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

force all doorman players into mental institutions

>>542848810
>win 10 games lose 1
I'M GOING INSAAAANE AAAAAAAAAA I QUIT

>>542851619
but that's pocket.

I know people build geist more focused on gun but ive done like 10 plus games trying that and I hate the way it feels. Blowing up fuck heads with bombs and blood shards is just too fun

>>542848810
really? this whiny after winning 10 games? do you not consider that maybe a few of those 60 people that you beat didn't feel frustrated? pathetic

The black woman οf Valve unοriginality.
These are TWΟ different characters.

>>542852021
>valve saving all the good original designs for characters that aren't black women
I... kneel.

>>542851619 (Me)
send me to one too for somehow fucking up ffmpeg

>>542852021
You must become a better man.

>>542852208
>so hungry for the ult combo that he's diving into watcher for it
I do this as maurice and krilliam

if your entire game strategy is to gank by stunning you deserve to be euthanized

>>542852208
kek the way he tries to run off

>>542851619
what am I supposed to be seeing here

I find it entertaining when my lanemate doesn't have a mic but still responds to my every callout with voice commands.

>>542852403
>Spirit nukes are bad holding M1 is bad ganking with CC is bad
Ok so how are people supposed to play the game

>>542852403
shouldn't have overextended!

>>542853438
NTA but it's funny because a lot of pick heroes can't be punished for overextending to pick you

>>542853554
they can if you obliterate them with CC
except mina i guess

>>542851631
>>542851985
It's not about losing. I'm okay with losing because it removes the pressure of maintain a winstreak
I hate how I can completely shit on people for 10 games in a row and then it gives me obvious forced 50 agents and puts me against a pro player 4fun

It's my birthday and I can't stop losing

>>542853658
later losers! stock_bat_chittering.mp3

>>542853235
I do this

>>542853997
next game you queue for tell your teammates

>>542854150
[Thanks.]

When the fuck is a melee actually allowed to do anything in lane
Even if I land all my shit it's not like I actually get a damage advantage on the enemy, but they can probably rail me as I retreat while I can't do the same back

>>542853997
happy birthday anon

what the fuck is the counter to victor
how the fuck can i unload an entire mag into someone to kill them then they come back with full health

>>542854346
A melee hero you mean? Depends on what you're playing but Abrams I know is very tanky. If you buy Extra Regen + Vests he never has to leave lane.

>>542854808
Toxic bullets

>>542854808
anti-heal and silence wave
specially easy to reapply antiheal, like healbane, crippling headshot and even toxic bullets if you are a hero with fast firerate

>>542854882
>>542854902
doesn't work
they're 23 and 0

>>542855414
works on my toon

>>542855414
curse is the only counter that will ever actually work to stop victor from holding w

why the fuck is the base damage on this so low???

>>542855414
dude was just trolling us in the end, they went 1v4 in our spawn and somehow stayed alive enough that it took like half a minute to kill them

>>542856052
im so close to uninstalling the game this kind shit takes what little fun there is in the game

I play Lash and play passively until midgame arrives, when I find an enemy out of position and throw him into my team to win the game. Killing off even just one person in mid to lategame is way too strong, and Lash' ultimate means that the "safe zone" for the enemy team to walk in is far smaller than they might realize.

I find out that if I'm having lead in souls, it's better to buy that expensive t4 item instead of multiple lower tier items.
Is this true? Or I'm just in shit lobby with shit enemies?

>>542854857
Billy, Victor mostly. Abrams is easymode yeah. You can just fish for charges from veil and he's not pressured to get an early advantage to snowball, so he can afford to just sit back and last hit

AAAAAAAAA

>>542847809
you are not the sex with doorman guy!

starting to realize abrams is actually just a better mo and krill

Started playing Dynamo purely because I learned he was voiced by the TF2 Sniper and holy shit he is so FAST I get to traverse the map at mach speed, no one can catch me, and I dash jump into fights with a big ass ult. Everyone loves me and my heals and my uncanny ability to yoink friends out of certain death.
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockAugust22025/Audio/dynamo_use_power3_08.mp3

>>542857726
wait what he's voiced by the sniper??

update is definitely today.. definitely

>>542857405
>mina on team
>lose
state mandated

>>542857939
my only request is that they gut doorman's gun

>>542857779
Yeah. Also the HL2 Civilians https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwq2FCJpOxc

>>542857939
source?

>>542858140
Too many Mina players busy jacking off to Mina than increasing bat count

>>542858249
I jack off to increasing my bat count

>>542853235
don't laugh at it bro, that was the real vindicta you were working with

>>542848967
In super late game i buy orange t4, simple as

They scale better

>>542857214

The lower items are more souls efficient, the higher items are more slots efficient

If you are already winning then I guess soul efficiency starts to matter less, it also matters less as the game progresses because your income increases over time

Sinclair is truly fucking terrible unless you have autism and practiced your janky as fuck bolts you do nothing at all. His ult steal should be like 50 meters and reduce the cooldown reduction to 35%

>>542860428
>actually building into vexing bolt
you are playing him wrong

>>542860428
Sinclair has too many bad matchups in terms of good ultimates to steal. Sometimes half the enemy team has ultimates that require synergy with the other heroes skills to work properly and it just makes his life too hard in teamfights.
Rubick in dota has a similar problem sometimes, but its far more mitigated because he can steal any spell not just ultis.

Aside from Mohammed and Krillstein, who's another hero that's equally as tilting and annoying to go up against?

>>542860616
>go rabbit
>you speed them up and make them harder to hit
no it's shit and stealing ults is unreliable. You have no choice but to go bolt but if you are either a) bad or b) getting ran at or c) being out ranged with a sniper in the air or something you cant land them anyway so he's just kinda bad since there are a ton of bullshit conditionals for him to ever do anything
>>542860670
I wouldnt mind it if you didnt have to expose yourself to near death to ever get an ult in the first place

>>542855741
It gives a free heavy hit
CC shouldn't also oneshot you

>>542860694
Kelvin

>>542860694
Mina is the most cancer hero in the game by far.

Sinclair is obviously a gun hero

Longest fall off range, should be building sharpshooter, hollow point, opening rounds, express shot

>>542860782
>you speed them up and make them harder to hit
skill issue, sinclair is one of the strongest support characters
>with superior duration they are rabbited for 4 seconds (this is on a massive ranged aoe and they cannot jump)
>with superior cooldown this ability is only 15 seconds between casts
this is quite literally one of the strongest uptimes on any cc ability in the game.
stack with echo shard and knockdown to actually piss people off

>>542861136
Forgot weighted shots to double down on low velocity

I swear the shop search function used to work on keywords, so I could search up "resist" and get all the items that gave bullet/spirit resist, but now it would just give the items with resist in the name
Am I crazy?

Speaking of weighted shots who is actually supposed to buy it? The stam recovery is the big killer even more so than velocity, maybe vyper because she's got 6 stam and velocity dont matter

>>542861776
I buy it on Billy
It gives a lot of damage plus good amount of spirit and debuff resist

Anyone who can lock people in place for periods of time or constantly applies slower through Lifestrike/Point Blank can offset the stam

>>542860694
Talon

The respawn timer is too short during laning phase and too punishing during end game.
Killing someone in laning phase doesn't matter, they're back instantly, and in most cases, you just helped them by giving them a full heal, it's entirely useless.
Losing one fight in end game is usually gg with no chance of recovery, especially if the other team has rejuv.

SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!

if you build spirit you deserve to be euthanized

>>542860694
I fucking hate dynamo
He feels like playing against maurice and krilliam except 10 times worse

>>542860694
Kelvin and Doorman

>>542862471
you're late

>>542862049
Thats seems pretty aggressive cause you'll get fucked by it if you ever have to run

>>542862789
i have a job man, i gotta sleep and can't be staying up late waiting to tell the new bread i wanna plap a video game character

>>542862538
>buys greater expansion and imbuement of power
now what

>>542863365
i uninstall the game and go back to playing real shooters

>>542863714
don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

>>542862538
I play Sinclair, that's punishment in and of itself

>>542863714
such as?

>>542863714
Thank fuck, another retard M1 player is gone

>Lady Geist goes 0/10 and refuses to clear waves for walkers
>Joke that she should try reading the map sometime
>Pocket/Infernus immediately come out of the woodwork and start protecting their online damsel in distress
I can excuse a lot of things but bad macro requires a single braincell to prevent. C'mon man.

>>542862914
Billy runs faster than everyone anyway, and the only situation where he needs to actually run from someone is 1v3+, and in those situations they probably have infinite slows regardless
It really doesn't matter at all. I don't think I've ever noticed the stamina drop, but I do notice killing them + not being CCed for as long

>>542864325
ehh you’d be surprised, especially if they’re coming from another shooter rather than a moba
I was playing with one of my buddies who’s super new and he kept getting caught after we take an objective just because he overstayed for an extra creep wave and didn’t realize how fast the enemies can move across the map in this game

>>542865280

I just checked his movespeed and there is 14 herors faster and 16 heros slower so hes about in the middle so I think you may be underestimating the impact

>>542865786
Did you factor Blasted's speed and that almost all high level Billy players run Fleetfoot + Enduring + Hunter's?

what rank do you have to be before 1/6 minas and hazes don't carry the game because it goes to 30 minutes and they just start statchecking everyone with 40k networth?

>>542865994
1/6 doesn't mean anything if they're given free reign over a lane and the surrounding camps

>>542865994
just buy curse bro.

>>542866084
so never?

>>542860694
Mina, Talon, Yamato (mostly in lane), Bebop

Is Pocket assist guy, because I stopped getting kills and started getting more assists (not only for ult though)

>>542865994
never, this game is retardedly hand holding for "carry" heroes, they're never really that weak at any point in the game

the only recent exception was victor. At any point a haze/infernus/wraith/mina can just start popping off and carrying the game

I think it's the biggest flaw of this game. Unlike dota 2 there's no real power spikes because the game is much more about stat checking that intelligent use of items and abilities. And the stats are mostly "samey" because everyone has to use the same god awful spirit/gun shit. I never really thought about it before but your post made me realize how homogenized the game is there's barely any niche for heroes

>>542866967
Pretty much so, both your ult and your skills have a hard time to kill someone unless you're extremely fed or they are low
You're better off leaving them to someone who can confirm them rather than chasing them without a plan

I really like this game but i don't have a "hero" that clicks for me

i have a 60% win rate, the game is fun as fuck, but i just kinda spam paradox, wraith, and mina. I hope they release someone that "clicks" for me soon cause idk I win a lot of games on these characters but it kind of feels like slop

>>542867841
>including Mina alongside haze/infernus/wraith

Classic dlg

what are our odds for an update today? thursdays are historically update days, halfway through OCTOBER
or do they delay it to next week or even the week after super close the the 'ween?

>>542869090
It feels like slop because you're playing aimbot heroes. Play something like Kelvin, Dynamo or Lash if you want to have a good time.

>>542869420
no update til halloween (if they even go through with it)

>>542869090
It took ages but for me personally it was Billy. I'm terrible at precise aiming (I have the aim shot skill of a old man) but guess what? Who the fuck needs to aim good if you're smacking and shooting them right in front of their faces. My winrate is shit but that's moba matchmaking for you, just keep trying different heroes and I think you will find one that just 'fits' like a glove.

>>542869110
mina infinitely scales and has bigger burst but it's true her sustained dps is lower and now cant eat buildings as good as them

I think she can oppress a game much earlier than any of them though. A few kills in lane and now her mobility means she can choke the losing team out easily and continue permanently stacking and snowballing.

>>542869496
what's your PROOF
and do you mean the day before halloween or on halloween?
christmas update came out on the 17 or 16 iirc, but christmas is the 25th

>>542869635
do you tend to use that top build every game?

>>542857405
what items did you even have at almost 100k

halloween update when?

>>542869490
I think i have pretty decent aim and mechanics so I like to play heroes that take advantage of that, i'd say paradox probably is my favorite I guess. i've tried every hero a couple of times, and while a lot of them have cool moments and power fantasies I don't think any of them match with how fun the rest of the game is, if that makes sense. With how good the rest of the game is i think they'll release someone eventually for me

Today is the day Kevin gets what he deserves

>>542870067
SOON frend, soon...

>>542869767
Mostly, after leach it's all up to you and your enemy team comp. Like if they're heavy spirit leaning, buy spirit resist, or if they're heavy gun, buy plated armor and so on.
You can probably sell Torment Pulse if you need extra slots but I appreciate the extra health and consistent damage it gives you, fits with my tard rush playstyle.
Don't overuse melee, 99% of the time I will at most light melee once or twice for the extra ammo

>>542857405
Imagine being so retarded you dont start switching to gun doorman at some point

>>542870138
>No crushing fists for ccing haze out of her ult
torment is too nasty not to get, leach is good too, but man crushing fists...

>>542870138
siphon bullets is mandatory on billy btw, you put them on a timer to kill you fast or fuck off because you will scale your hp out of control

>>542860694
Play Doorman and keep ulting 1 guy every time, I've caused people to rage quit like this

>>542862538
>>542863714
M1gger down

>>542870437
Mid-Late game I almost always manage to stomp her puny healthbar into the dirt before her ult manages to do much damage but that's just me. I've never really ran crushing fists, I can see it being good but the issue is that you're gonna be desperate for slots.
>>542870532
I can see the argument and I've used it before, but in my time playing buying a T4 defensive item against the team comp is more effective most of the time. Your biggest threat is getting insta nuked before you can sustain through your 1, lifesteal or melee.
Not saying you're wrong, it might just be me using the item in the wrong way.

>doorman
>build spirit
>still have to shoot your shitty bells
valve doesnt understand why spirit players play spirit
we dont wanna aim, nigga

>>542871001
Late game bigger greens are probably better but a quick siphon bullets in the mid game means you win basically every single 1v1 -- and they cant get away from you with your ult either so if they stay too long and you steal so much hp from them you get a free kill. If help arrives you have 400+ extra hp to fuck them up with too

>>542871046
the bell is big as are doorman's projectiles

So when are we getting that female werewolf hero?

>>542871212
it's not hard to hit but it's the principle of the thing

why do I have to use my gun to interact with my spells, it's gay

>>542871345
you're playing shooter dota so suck it up and shoot

>>542871428
ive got something else i want to shoot and suck up

>>542867841
Yeah I've been thinking about it, but this game feels very statchecky.
You can make the correct play and still lose because you didn't have enough stats, an hero like lash especially shows how feast or famine it can be, where hitting a fat ult can have wildly different outcomes depending on the soul count.

so is everyone just fucked if viscous doesn't get his wish to unmake The Adversary™ or what

>>542872191
hi there

>>542872191
haze wouldn't say that

>>542872717
drifter stole her phone and is seething because noblood

>>542872191
Nah the Baxter Society's got this

half two on a thursday?
yeah it's deadcockin' time!

It's another retards just wanna farm and don't want to help the team, and let the carry under farm episode.
And then those retards can't do any shit in the end either, because bad players are bad.

>>542873993
I love watching the Dynamo on my tean turbo-farm when I'm on Victor and 5k souls down because I've been forced to fight 24/7 or lose every lane because my team abandons them immediately after every fight regardless of outcome.
I especially love watching him take every sinner.
It's my favorite.

>>542860428
Sinclair is too complicated, every ability is a fucking pain in the ass
>Bolts retarget, grow with distance and you need your 2 to deal full damage (and it will be cast from a different angle. Perspective also makes it extremely annoying to retarget, millimeters on screen on a flat surface in the distance translates to 20 meters ingame
>2 has a gun which aims from a different angle and also functions like a pre-placed blink
>3 reduces the hitbox and speeds up enemies hit, but the ability is fairly normal otherwise
>4 functions entirely differently depending on the enemies present
He should have like 2 normal abilities and 2 complicated ones and people might want to play him

>>542874772
Just say thanks for the carry.

>>542874928
If you'd fucking let your CARRY farm you'd win even more and have an easier game too.

>>542874772
Role brainrot. You are pos5 on all heros because your mental is weak

>>542875085
So I should just let my team give up every walker at minute 10?
Hmm?
You think that's a good idea?

>>542874827
I think he would be fine if they rework his 1. Either make it a new ability entirely or make it much easier to hit with. Also, remove the spirit scaling on the speed increase on the polymorph, it's silly it is there to begin with

>>542873993
>the carry
The retard in question is you

>>542875375
A dynamo at 45k can win any 1v1.
A victor at 45k can wan any 1v4.
Who would you rather have at 45k?

>>542857726
>holy shit he is so FAST
How do you make Dynamo fast? I could never figure out how to play as him.

>>542875484
>dynamo can't 1v4!!!!11
>literally has a teamwipe ult
The retard in question is you (1)

>>542875553
his healing aurora at t3 gives you a ton of movespeed

>>542875484
Dynamo can wipe 5 people with rejuv

>>542875594
his "teamwipe ult" requires his actual team to help regardless of farm retard
victor is self-sufficient

>>542875671
Dynamo with Refresh, Boundless, Exposure, Spirit Burn + Duration can deal 11k Spirit Damage

>>542875801
and how do he get everybody to stand together so he can wipe them all together?

>>542875857
Much more likely than 5 people standing in Victor's aura for like 20-30 seconds

>>542875671
>victor is self sufficient
>he just needs his team babysitting and giving farm for 20 minutes

Speaking off, is Surge of Power any good on him?

Post custom map/game ideas
>Viscous bouncy castle of fun

>>542875975
victor can chase people with his aura up and is faster than a lot of heroes due to jumpstart. dynamo ult is a stationary area and if he fucks up that's a 3 minute cooldown
how the fuck do you actually think these are comparable? are you the immense retard from last thread that thinks doorman cart is a worse abrams charge?

>>542876271
You should only really buy that item if shooting your gun is part of your gameplay to be honest desu

>>542876837
disco sucks

>>542876663
Which you should be in all honesty, he has a gun stim and a free reload. Idk who invented the dynamo gun bad meme but its false

I dont run it but its probably good in the speed maxing build. I think dynamo is best built equal hybrid among the 3 categories, close second is spirit tank

What do you build on Dynamo?

>>542877006
Yeah his gun with stomp amp is really good I just imagine most Dynamo players cant be fucked with aiming

>>542876663
I just find him extremely slow at times and I don't want to buy Enduring Speed since I'm a hipster.

>>542877006
Nah gun is good and all but all in on Spirit is just too good since it buffs his Stomp, Heal and Blackhole. He's also very slot hungry with all the mobility,cd ,charges crap.

>>542877046
i build half of this shit but I am not good.

>>542876837
Check em

>>542877046
early game stuff > rapid recharge > tankbuster > warp stone > mystic range on ult > superior CDR
after that it doesn't matter and dynamo shouldn't be taking farm from people that need it more

>>542876837
*anodic music playing NOW*

>>542877046
Escalating Exposure over Expansion.
Spirit Burn > Refresher > Cooldown

>>542877597
>Escalating Exposure over Expansion
Could you explain why?

>>542877686
Low skill players are attracted to this item like flies to shit

>>542877686
Just better lategame scaling in exchange for tad bit smaller blackhole. Also I build spirit burn so a single stomp will result in a max exposure stack.

>>542877806
It is pretty good for heroes that to continuous spirit damage. But Dynamo has only one move that does that, and it's on high cooldown. I always viewed Dynamo's Singularity damage as purely symbolic.

>>542878026
Okay, this makes more sense.

>>542877046
I go against the grain and dont ult max. Its just too high risk imo to get tucked and also have half your build dedicated too it. I will run refresher but otherwise its a base ult which is good enough for me

The other thing I do that's blasphemous is I run Kinetic dash instead of Arcane surge. I really dont think you need duration or range and the mystic burst>Kinetic dash powerspike lines up with stomp t2 for ez first blood

To land ult i love shadowweave, let's me get close enough without scattering the enemy then I close the last few meter with a dash jump. Its also great with the kinetic dash stomp ganks im already doing

thoughts on the new jungle creep that gives you 2000 souls at 8 minutes?

statistically speaking what is the best fart item, artic blast, healing nova or scourge

>>542880023
torment pulse

What's net jitter?

>>542880092
Inconsistent packets

>>542880075
thats lightning

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE TO GO MID BEFORE THEY WALK AT THE BOSS
WITH THREE ENEMIES DOWN
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GET ME THE FUCK OUT CUNT

>>542880315
>he doesn't fart lightning

Can we just gut all the "carry" characters so we can have interesting matches

>>542880407
don't just say mid boss, call out specific characters instead (the ones that actually do damage to help kill it quickly).
you don't even need half your team there to get it because most of the time they don't deal enough meaningful damage and are better off taking shit on the map.

>>542880023
Statlocker has scourge a lot higher

>>542880443
>mo and krill perma living
>bebop infinitely stacking
>mcginnis making an entire lane dogshit gameplay singlehandedly
>paige shitting out barriers and using infinite AoE abilities
>sinclair

these are the "interesting" characters, correct?

>>542880634
I don't need half my team there
I need literally anyone across my entire team to be there
Three fucking times in this match they had half their team down, literally no one comes, the enemy does it within a minute of that, they destroy our base. Rinse, repeat

It should be genuinely fucking reportable to not path mid when it's pinged. The one and only objective that actually fucking matters and retards would rather get 800 gold from a wave

>>542880783
like i said, call SPECIFIC characters.
say WRAITH, COME GET MID BOSS WITH ME or they are just going to default to farming neutrals.

>>542880997
Yeah cool but it doesn't work that way
If the person who can actually kill the boss doesn't immediately go to mid, you can't mind control them no matter how you comm it. Their brain simply doesn't work
And even if someone else could do it, the entire team should still be pathing there until they know it's safe because there's always a risk of some shit happening even with 2 - 3 people down

>>542881153
>Yeah cool but it doesn't work that way
have you tried it though?

>>542881684
Yes
Specifically after the first time they didn't show up
The second time I called them a nigger because it lost us the game

>>542881805
it's entirely possible you're just retarded and trying to midboss when the enemy has ults that can autowin rejuv contests.

>>542882137
When three people are down, you do the boss. I'm not even going to justify the shit you said with pointing out the specific characters. If your team can somehow lose mid because of a single Dynamo or whoever is meant to be the magical 1v6 ult user, you deserve to lose.
When people listen to me, they win.
There is no universe where you don't do mid boss no matter what characters are up, when you have a massive advantage

>>542882430
I love people like you.
I love 1v6ing in the pit on Victor and winning a solo steal.
I get so fucking hard when I pull it off.

>>542882925
>Victor
>not Dynamo or Infernus or Lash or anyone else with any actually useful ability for stealing mid
>the retard who dies still 1v6 through Ethereal Shift that's meant to somehow kill 9 people (3 revives) in the pit
Okay. Cool. So you're a bot

I will never leave the initiate pit because I play with a revolving door of shitter friends.
You will never leave the initiate pit because you're shit.
We are not the same.

>>542883197
I play with a revolving door of shitter friends and still managed ascendant

>>542880407
Pretty sure every single loss I've had today has been a result of retards pushing a walker (sometimes not even getting it) instead of taking a mid and getting the walker for free right after

I need a new gpu, my frames drop to 30 every time there's a big team fight. Even more if the brool is at base.

>>542883246
When I say shitters: I mean people who go 0/19/0 on calico at minute 20.
My "core skill rating" is Ritualist 6.
My highest average match rating in the last 20 is Initiate 3.
I wallow in the pit.
I LIVE in the pit!

>>542883534
I regularly play with someone that does sub 10k damage in 30-40 minute games

>>542883705
>regularly
I literally ONLY play with my guys.

>>542869090
For me it was spirit Bebop deleting half of peoples health bars with one bomb, and how satisfying it is to hook someone while jumping around getting the perfect impossible hook

>>542882430
>When three people are down, you do the boss.
no you don't, it depends on a lot of things
how long is the opponent's respawn timer? how far is everyone from mid? how pushed are lanes, which would affect how quickly the other team can get to mid? how many of YOUR teammates are dead? are the ones alive capable of getting to mid, killing the boss and taking rejuv faster than the opponents can respawn and get there? are they capable of protecting the midboss from the enemies that are still alive or will respawn quickly enough to contest it?

Man, scale is so fucked up in this game. It makes all the units unintuitive since I expect my character to be 2±0.4 meters tall.

>>542883705
I see you, and raise you my current newest friend's best game in the last 15

Mina
Ivy
Billy
Yeah?

my match quality has actually improved ever since the rank reset
placebo or has anyone else noticed this?

explain to me why i deserved to be in the team with this 100ft range shitcta

>>542884426
>>542884613
haven't seen a Vindicta do well out of lane in ages

Is there a way to carry on Lash when your team won't follow up on your ults?

>>542884968
>lash
>carry
>in current patch
Sorry, but no.
He and Seven got nuked from orbit.

>>542884968
No. Lash is his ultimate

>>542884426
I should note that this is his best because he wasn't #12.

>>542884040
>Your meme
Cultivation hero when?

>>542860694
The guy is just fucking irritating, but honestly fair compared to the sheer FAGGOTRY of grey talon, infernus, kelvin, and door man. Mo can't just spam bullshit at you from afar, he has to get close, and he doesn't even do much damage, just a single target stun that's point blank. Grey talons curse trap is way worse than mos because it's aoe, and can be thrown in the middle of a fight or choke and you are fucked because it stops everything you are doing. doorman should be removed because he's like infernus with no weakness and just bullshit.

>>542860786
No it does not give you a free heavy hit. You just spam your parry and it just makes him useless.

who's the battlefury antimage of deadcock

>>542886209
victor

>>542886209
Infernus.

>>542886321
Victor is just SK (WK) with a farming focus.

when everyone is shit, no one is

>>542875023
Dynamo is the carry
>stomps you nuke death
>group therapeutic rape sesh

>metro is online
Time to watch the gay furry kraut get mad at his team while he throws!

Need... Halloween update.......

>>542886209
Basically every m1 carry right now if they buy capacitor+warpstone, I suppose wraith can just use her tele instead of warpstone

>>542880092
Does anyone else have that glitch recently where your camera freezes but the game is still going, and then a second later it updates and lets you move it again (but it also moves relative to how you moved it while you were stuck)?
ANYONE else? it's not just me right?

It's fucking ass, please report it on the official forums if you have it too forums.playdeadlock.com/

Why does lash ult into slam into whip does less damage than infernus holding M1 for one nanosecond

>>542887097
>Gay furry
Proofs?

>>542887909
He's a german with a furry avatar, this he's a furry.
All furries are gay, and thus so is he.

>>542887297
hopefully it's not the same one as last year, those masks always blocked a bunch of your screen when the camera got too close.

another glorious match on solo queue

?

>>542845915 (OP)
>go on generational win streak
>now i cant win a game to save my life
wtf happened, i was stomping at archon 3 and now i cant beat fuckin emissary 5 players

>have decent thematic buid that's preforming pretty well
>"BRO YOUR CULTIST?" "DUDE WHERE IS YOUR VEILWALKER?"

>>542888353
>Game goes on so long that everyone ends up with 30+ million souls
Life in shitlow

>eternal arcanist
>statlocker says I should be ascendant 4
This shitty site literally only exists to give shitters like me a big ego, doesn't it?

>>542888629
>30 million souls
>still have 0 invested in a category

>>542888162
What are the odds this one is more involved? maybe similar to the Christmas one? I'd bet it'll award a new mantle thingy in the lobby
I got the Christmas globe on my mantle bc I'm OG

>>542888591
>Thematic build
Are you getting all items with eyes on or what?

going to run this build on drifter later today, anything else I can add to make it even more annoying and gay?

>>542848810
>1 loss
I've lost 10games in a row with paint eating teammates but your crying you didn't get carried once? kys

>>542888850
Yes, you can play Dynamo instead

>>542888274
infernuns literally spent the whole match farming, holliday didnt know about punching barrels, seven was useless and kelvin kept trying to 1v5 the whole team

>>542889076
why the fuck would I do that. I'm trying to troll

>>542889347
yes but when I did magic carpet drifter I won

Me when I get Abrams in a Seeker lobby and I know I can literally just hold Q.

>>542888747
why would i invest into gun, it was nerfed

>>542890004
This is literally a M1 patch, bro...

>>542889347
Because with Dynamo you can troll the enemy team too

gotta nerf this lil faggot

Why did they kill Lash exactly

>>542885428
100% chinks are gonna drop some insane cultivation adventurer mods

>>542890387
kevins m1 was nerfed for being too based thoughbeit

>>542890565
Right, but all gun was buffed more than his M1 was nerfed, so it's still better than it was.

>make new account
>win 15 games in a row
>still stacks my team with competent dive negros and the enemies with feeders
>play one game on my main which is now below my new account in rank
>get mouthbreathing retards on my team even trying to play the same way
Honestly I don’t even know anymore, what the hell is matchmaker doing? Does it even have an algorithm or is it just random?

>>542890432
he's got that "hero has one good utility ability so instead of nerfing that properly we dumpster everything else about the hero" curse

>>542890432
Because Gray Talon, Calico and Kelvin are too balanced

>>542890858
Their MM system factors shit like playstyle momentum and keeps every single match you've ever played in the list rather than last 50% like most and tries to match you against and with people who "play like" you.
Since you were a shitter once a year ago you're gonna be forever matched with shitters.
Smurfing is literally the only way to get better matches.

>>542890432
Bebop did it

>no halloween update
/tf2g/ is laughing at us

>>542891481
What makes you think there won't be one?

>>542891481
>>542891647
You would hope the devs are hard at work finishing the game opposed to putting out funny epic holiday content but maybe not

>>542892001
Okay, tf2bro.

I have solved deadlock
>play support hero, paige/kelvin/dynamo etc
>buy cultist->trophy collector within your first 10k gold spent, aim to have cultist at 8 min
>buy regularly after
>fight with your fightable heroes all the time
>win 80% of the games
t. eternus 1 player

>>542892134
>play support hero
Already fucked up, there is no support heros

>>542888850
splitshot is totally useless on drifter, you don't do any more damage with it
I imagine it's because the game just registers the same damage no matter if a single pellet or 5 pellets hit. luckily that makes headshot booster pretty nice on him
I think i'd rather buy burst fire/some other fire rate item over it + slowing bullets just for the sake of proccing the spirit damage on ult, then you can go inhibitor if you want to make carries with leech cry

>>542892134
>cultist in october of 2025

i take it this will go JUST like the last time, right yoshi? i get a 5-derank lose streak and then get a 5-rankup win streak, yes? this is gonna go EXACTLY THE SAME, right? and then i eventually settle at a rank where i actually have fun playing again, yea?

cmon, yoshe. i just want some certainty in my life dawg. stop kicking me in the balls and go easy on me, pal. friend. colleague.
friendo.
pallyboy.
mate.
>!cocksucker.!<

>>542891481
devs are too busy prepping hl3 and steam frame for release in december at the game awards

>>542892331
you're a fucking retarded bozo nerd
support is not healslut
its utility/cc like in dota

>>542892581
ok apparently some of the retardation has rubbed off on me and now i even forgot how to spoiler things properly

>Rejuv cuck
If you respawn with rejuv, you are labeled a rejuv cuck, the next death has 100+% longer duration.

>>542863714
back to rivals lil nigga

>>542888850
I don't understand support Drifter
I somewhat understand duration and CDR on his very strong ult, everything else not so much

>had a dream seven could self stun again
>meta was for him to buy shadow weave and rape isolated enemies like old wraith
>wake up
>he’s the most dogshit hero in the game with capacitor raping him + no self stun

>people bragging about how bad their friends are
This is how you know thus game attracts the same people as Dota 2.

>>542890432
He's still very good though

I'm having a hard time introducing wall jumping in my gameplay. Have you done anything in particular to do so like drills or something?
In my case, almost every time I go up something I'm going for a mantle glide or super glide. It'd be a good scenario to get used to it but my monkey brain keeps going for the speed boost. Considering that, I'd have to get myself to use it for momentum conservation or boosts but failing to that properly completely ruins the movement. I've practiced some corner boosting but it's very hard to be consistent and I never pulled one in game.

>>542891481
>tf2
>laughing at anyone
Deadlock hasn't had 10 different rape updates that ruin the game forever yet

>>542893064
You must be the bad friend, your friends make fun of you when you disconnect for the night.

>>542893064
are you complaining that people have friends?

>>542872173
the game will be more statchecky in metas where gun is stronger, when spirit is stronger you can play around cds and counter items are more effective

>>542893234
>paige, mina added
>map ruined
>map ruined
>lash nerfs
>items ruined
>map ruined
>movement nerfs
we're getting close

>>542893219
I'm ascendant 4 and didn't know mantle sliding was a thing until now, time to hit eternus

>>542892727
Yea you're wrong, this game is not dota, its been explicit that there is no hard roles, cope

>>542893450
All of these were good and you are wrong for thinking they aren't

>>542893518
Paige is relegated to hard util/support
she cannot meme with stomp like dynamo or be a do it all like biscus or kelvin
wraith is a timer to 30 minutes and literally nothing else

>>542890432
they want to kill their game and make sure people stop playing

>>542860694
If you didn't think about Kelvin when reading this post, you're either a Kelvin fag or haven't laned against a good one yet.

>>542893957
i want to give kelvin a shout-out for having a 100% DNS winrate or 100% ban rate

>>542893735
name one reason to both lower the skybox and nerf lash separately

nobody watches your eceleb chungus festivals

>>542860694
Kelvin, Infernus, Grey Talon, and Mina.
A match with none of these characters is simply divine and reminds me why I keep playing.
A match with just half of them makes me want to firebomb Yoshi and Icefrog's homes for being such hacks and clearly picking favorites with them.

I'm not having fun right now.

>>542894509
Ok that was a bad one but you didn't specify it. Also it only affects one hero really.

Remove the jungle
Add 3 more lanes

>>542888793
man I stopped playing in december that's lame if that is the case.

>>542894716
>More headshot damage than regular gun damage
This is a cheater, right?

>>542895625
Yes.

>>542895625
Just a perfectly balanced Gaytalon player :)

>>542895625
For grey talon? No lol, retard
>>542895863
Retard

>>542894716
Well this was miserable.

>>542895989
>0/8/1 Calico and Wraith
Okay nevermind, that just means those 2 stood still and let him headshot them.

>>542893770
We had a guy in here last week who first hit enternus spamming gun paige and carrying

>>542896271
The missing texture duo.

>>542895357
Remove the lanes
add 3 more jungles

>>542892924
I don't either but I wanted to buy magic carpet on someone and drifter would be funny with his ult lasting 14 seconds

Abrams charge should potentially have 5 times the range but when you cast it you have you play an incredibly fast game of QWOP

>>542896810
I thunk the general idea is the passive stacks means you need less damage investment, but its only worth like 1 item not a whole build

>>542896993
doorman ult should be a 2d happy wheels level where you insta die if you land at justin bieber tier

>>542891352
Why do you just make things up?

>the most populated rank aside from initiate 1 is ascendant 1
Yeah this doesn't seem flawed at all.

Do you guys think the game should have a mini game in it that you can play in the hideout (and maybe while you're respawning)

>>542898418
Yes
No

just add goals to knock that little green ball into

>>542898326
>its real
Yeah, they fucked up a bit I think

>debuff removing a passive like love bites build up, afterburn, or fixation makes you immune to it for 8 seconds
fixed the game

>>542898801
where's my free boost into eternus yoshi?

>>542898418
Some kind of item trivia game like Dota2 had would be cool and useful

>>542898326
>>542898801
It's because there aren't enough high rank players so more "ascendant" lobbies get played

>>542898801
the ini 1 spike is because there's still some data from the old badge system
check on 24 hours, it's actually worse, seems like ascendant is the permastuck shitter rank and only truly good players make it out of it into eternus

>metro just admitted he has a meerkat pursuit
Uh...

I just accepted I will always bad and have become the Mina agent. I mute all at start and if I need to piss when the match is starting I let my lanemate decide if they want to pause or not. I genuinely no longer care about winning.

>>542845915 (OP)
Is this the future of deadlock?

>>542900263
Did ANYONE actually give a shit about Artifact

i wish i could make nested chat wheel commands like the "going to lane...", how do you guys fit stuff in there?

>>542900887
yeah that one guy on /v/

>support dynamo
>3/6/20
>win
>-26pp
???

>>542900887
>Valve hearthstone
I could kinda get behind the concept but its not like the genre isn't cursed.

>>542901889
skill issue

>>542901889
>Caring about a third party site

They should add glyph of foritifcation on a 5 minute cooldown starting at minute 10.

>>542902681
We don't need more buttons just make structure hp higher

>>542898801
ascendant is where all the people that 6 stack are.

>>542901889
that site ranks you based on kills/dmg mostly

>>542898476
Knock it into the teleporter and it spawns a rabbit

>seven gets nerfed
>disappears from the game entirely

>buy silence wave for mina
>she can just buy debuff remover for the same price

>>542900263
It is if they don't release in 2026

i miss when slowing sex also interrupted movement abilities

>>542903967
more like
>buy silence wave for mina
>she just teleports across the map whenever you get close

>>542903967
>buy slowing hex and knockdown
>she buys debuff remover
>sell both for curse
Kek minatroons btfo

>>542883197
prove it by making a second account and using it to play with your friends and climb on your main

>>542883197
how is it even possible to still be in initiate after the rank boost

>>542905420
I've climbed to arcanist 6 already even with a sub-50% win rate.

>>542905545
You don't realize just how bad my friends are.
This was a 45m game.

>>542905794
please tell me they are a girl or very old or very young. no way a man in his prime plays like that on something easy like abrams.

>>542893219
I have never practiced movement, its developed by intentionallity during games, training it is pointless because the biggest barrier to implementing it in your gameplay is exposing yourself to realistic scenarios, just load up and think you want to wall jump when rotating/skirmishing etc, think of the terrain in ways you can wall bounce to move through it, use it in fights with heavy melees to dodge spells, etc. you guys dont need kovaaks or a training mode, you need to play the game and experience mistakes to implement and improve

>>542903967
>slowing hex mina
>she debuff removes it and presses 2 instantly
>iframes your silence wave

>slowing hex mina
>she debuff removes it so you hit your silence wave
>she eshifts into 2 to get away


>buy curse too
>you do no damage now
nic

>>542900263
>What if Deadlock made you pay money for the game itself, for getting heroes, and for playing ranked

They would have to really try to be that abysmal again

>>542906110
He's a 41 year old ex-DoTA2/Overwatch player.
(I'm 40, and this is me in that same match.)

>>542905574
okay so are you just shit then

>>542892617
nigga you literally used this exact same cope last fucking year

>>542906514
"You do no damage" the sirens call of a brainrot "carry" who has never bought a counter item or green in his life

>>542906964
Yes, see: >>542906842
We're both shit, but he's A LOT more shit.

>>542906842
idk how then
>>542907215
yeah if they were twenty in 2005 they'd be fourty now, seems normal. You didn't think anyone using this site would out grow it did you anon?

>>542907503
>out grow it
No, I just expected you to grow up instead

>>542873073
what are they going to do, give shiv a snorkel?

Any inhousers or too early?

>>542907609
>he says on the mobatard shooter general
not even him but outside of gacha and card game threads this is THE genre for autists that never grew up, retard. you'll be the exact same in a few years

>>542907215
It's even worse, anon.
I've been here since 2006, met my wife at one of the protests we used to organize on /b/,

>>542901889
haha pp

>>542890489
chadnese modders gonna invent a new subgenre like dota autochess

>>542907101
devs too busy to come up with a new excuse sorry

>>542907609
I'm 25 lol

>>542908315
I didn't know your boyfriend transitioned. Congrats!

I got so bored of this game I actually just applied to go back to college, see you later brainlets

>>542907974
last two were so bad I don't think I want to join.

>>542909061
We have 3 kids, anon.
2 of them post here.
There are literally generational 4chan users.

>>542907169
yea my supportsissies should be buying that instead
let me BROOL

>>542907974
please
i missed the opportunity to shit up the matches yesterday i gonna correct that

>>542909534
why would you let that happen LMAOOO
>>542909434
unironically they were
I still have hope that we can stick to a rule where there is a shuffle after a stomp though

>watch one of skeleton honey's streams
>he loses 6 games in a row on Calico while calling every hero that kills him "cheap and OP"
>he gets slightly flamed by his teammates and then seethes about it for over an hour
Kinda funny. Better than Cyrus though who would cuck and apologise for going 1/7

>sinclair melee build
ENOUGH

>>542909906
All that tells me is the faggot carries aren't actually clearing the jungle.

>>542909906
What were they building?

>>542909906
They always do this, I don't get it. I just clear enemy jg or shove waves.

>>542910065
this.
if someone else is farming neutrals that just means you weren't taking it for yourself in time.
even if they were purposefully being malevolent about stealing farm (doubt) there is nothing stopping you from following them and just tagging all the monsters to take half of it.

>>542909964
One of NA's highest ranked players by the way

>>542909964
calico is one of the best heroes in the game right now what is this cope

>>542910561
>from following them and just tagging all the monsters to take half of it.
oh shit is that how it works?
ouch I've been running around helping people clear the jungle and leaving them the last hits thinking it would give them all of it
fuck lol

>>542909963
>let that happen
What do you mean? I ENCOURAGED it.
Also: we have 3 daughters.
Let that sink in.

>>542909639
Okay

PXQM8

>>542910914
>3 daughters on 4chan
Huh? Is this something secret strategy to get them to hate niggers?

>>542911196
>one does no damage midgame you can prep mobility ability/spell to get away and the enemy team cant shoot you.
>other let's entire enemy team shoot you for free

New inhouse code because someone leaving with 2 people closes the lobby

RD0H2
RD0H2
RD0H2

>>542910685
I like skeleton honey but he really isn't that good. At least not eternus good. You watch him play anything that isn't Lash, Haze, or Calico and he feeds his brains out 100% of the time. On Lash, Calico, Haze he still feeds 50% of the time. He's just so aggressive because he plays engage heroes with a lot of escape options but when he's countered he doesn't adapt his build he just mindlessly follows his build queue everytime and then goes "nothing I can do, I'm just useless in these fights"
>>542910827
According to him (while playing calico), yamato is a cheap hero, geist is a cheap hero, but Calico is fair because she has no CC. Pretty much everytime he got killed he said the enemy were using a cheap or overpowered hero.

He only admitted that "this is the best calico has been for months but she's not OP. She has no CC so it's fair."

>>542898801
thank god I'm in phantom
best of the worst, exactly where I want to be

>>542885428
Seven is already in the game bro

>>542911697
practice dont make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect

Victor is basically the spirit succ abrams I was trying to play as a year ago but the kit fits the concept way better and is obviously way overtuned atm

4/12 in the inhouse

RD0H2

>>542914083
I would join but I live in the corner of the world and the ping would be aids.

>>542911556
We've been doing inhouses long enough for people to realize who is good and who is below alchemist. But we still witness 2 ~seekers against 2 phantom+ dudes in green lane and watch them get baptized over and over. No, serenethers and merkwurdigliebe aren't going to go even against John Deadlock and Laasti. The matches are decided at team selection when we don't shuffle

>>542914409
>No, serenethers and merkwurdigliebe aren't going to go even against John Deadlock and Laasti
That has literally never happened

when the fuck is yoshi gonna let custom match lobbies fuck around in the main menu

>>542914409
they do that on purpose, someone shuffeled another phantom onto amber yesterday.

>>542914409
even if I win lane they just gank me to make sure I am always behind. my fault for not watching the map but I never see people ganking them when they get a lead.

>>542914409
I always pick the first free slot on amber just out of principle because I'm pro-shuffle. In that, it's folly to think we can balance the teams ourselves when the people picking the sides want to be on the winning team. I think we should just fill up and shuffle exactly once and start.

It won't be balanced but it'll at least be fair. I don't mind getting stomped but it doesn't feel good when it feels intentional. The better players just need to take a chillpill. No one's here to sweat against eshift Mina's and Victor's 5 ranks higher than everyone else.

mo and mo and mo and krill and krill and krill

why don't we just enable default lane assignments and shuffle once instead of battling it out like retards

>>542914409
holy fucking trvke
brought a tear to my eyes

RD0H2
RD0H2
RD0H2
Purple lane is Mo & Krill lane

I think Ive lost only 2 out of like 10+ dlg inhouses kek

>>542915641
i don't think duplicate heroes actually works now

>>542915248
>I always pick the first free slot on amber just out of principle because I'm pro-shuffle.
This is literally why amber wins all the time you guys stack it and don't try to match the guy around your skilllevel and act like it isn't your fault.

>>542915641
Finally, people are okay with having a bit of fun once in a while.

>>542915745
shuffle it and it's no pro-blay-mo

>>542915745
literally just click randomize all players if you are gonna be such a bitch
anyone can do it and no one can tell who did it

>>542915867
>>542915952
>and don't try to match the guy around your skilllevel and act like it isn't your fault.

butcher why did you get off doorman

>>542915745
What's special about the amber hand? Sapphire Flame wins more games

>>542915723
No, we had a 2 Doorman match once.

I MUST INBROOOOOL

>>542916029
I felt like that was too much Doorman. Maybe let's agree limit dupes to the Mo&Krill lane, okay?

>>542916047
they stack it, and last year when it was complained about they just started stacking saph xd

we should go all doorman

>>542916303
I think you've just got a case of schizophrenia honestly

>4 Mos, and 4 Krills
I feel like I might be retarded picking Geist into this

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Stop turning off duplicates enabled, the match won't start without it

>>542916029
To elaborate a bit further, it's much funnier if one side of a lane has 2 Doormen. This is significantly diminished by the other team also having a Doorman or several. I don't know how to explain this, but I know this to be true.

>>542916047
people literally just join the empty slot closest to their mouse, and it is generally amber hand
this triggers the retard's schizophrenia and makes xer think it's stacking or something

stupid sexy mo lane...

>>542916397
Nah, BOTH sides need a Doorman. This way each can choose and ult an enemy hero and make them fight in the Baroness like reverse Pokemon

Momo and Krikrillll vs Mostafa Mohammed and Kareem Abdul Krilljar

>today I watched a gay furfag streamer install gay furry deadlock mods made by his gay furry lover
Why though?!

2 MORE RETARDS FOR THE INHOUSE 2 MORE RETARDS FOR THE INHOUSE

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10/12

>>542916748
>watching streamers
ishygddt

This got me thinking, what happens if Sinclair tries to copy another Sinclair's ult?

>>542916748
Thanks for the gay furry blog you parasocial fag

>>542916992
You can test it in sandbox, it does nothing

>>542917098
>>542916992
all sinclair lobby?

>>542917056
You're welcome you gay furfag.

>>542917151
No, I don't want to play Sinclair.

>>542916493
It's stacking when it happens over and over and over and over and over... At that point it's a pattern, you want free wins instead of a balanced match.

Can you stop picking my champ please

>>542917948
nyo

How do you play Guntalon? I think my aim is decent with him but i can never manage to finish people off, they run away once they're midlife.
I'm almost tempted to run fleetfoot on him.

>>542918239
You don't.

>>542918123
Go back to FFXIV, litter shitter.

Ive been weighted shots pilled on vyper

Capacitor>burst fire>weighted shots after lane

>>542918239
?
Grey talon doesn't have a gun?

>>542919341
nyo

mo money mo problems

Geist with a legendary score that game not gonna lie desu

>>542921081
not really their fault. There were 4 mo&krills

this was the MOst fun i had playing this game in a KRILLion years

>>542916784
We need one more.

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This game is killing my friend group. We get blown out every other game im also bad, but i think match making is so turbo fucked it doesn't matter Then they get all mad and fuck off for days. How do i get them off this retarded game?

was walking down green street just now, saw 2 large men and with their kids on their back (???), committing a hate crime on this middle aged woman. prolly around the intersection of green and 4th. they took turns grabbing her, crazy how bad the crime is on these streets

>>542921651
then I saw two doormen from rival hotels chucking shit at each other.

TWO MORE RETARDED FAGGOTS NEEDED TO PLAY THE INHOUSE

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>>542921368
Imagine opting into a playtest, knowing things like balance and matchmaking are gonna be far from ready, and then getting mad when you lose

>>542921218
we should do more dupes in inhouses
it’s better to get stomped doing dupes than playing le normally

fun fact: if you double mo ult a single person when one ult runs out the other immedeatly cancels as well

>>542921765
looks unbalanaced

>>542921895
i will shuffle it

>>542921368
this is just what happens when you play mobas, everyone is gonna have varying skill level and someone will get bitter about it, also mobas make people act like cunts in ways other genres arent capable of

>>542921812
Idk. I was just playing it cause they were. I dont care for mobas desu but if you dont care about winning the game can be okish. I just miss my friends :(

>>542921859
I agree. We should do more silly stuff with the inhouse in general instead it's matchmaking except with worse balance

>>542921895
What's unbalanced about it at the moment?

>>542921765
Sorry, I'm sleepy.
NEED 3 MORE

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>>542921989
I kinda get it. Sitting down and spending 30 minutes losing sucks, but like, its a game, not even a remotly close to finished game. They get nasty, like for real mean, in a way ive never seen and its worrying.

>>542922397
Its crushing their egos probably

>>542922397
TBF league still gets worse in this regard given deadlock's dota philosophy of itemisation (actual counter items instead of statsticks in different flavours)

>>542922397
I think you need to change your perspective to understand them, to you its just a game and you are fine losing it, but this could also be a coping mentality, I played games like this for years with friends where they would always be a liability but they also wouldnt take any action to improve and help out my experience, if youre spending thousands of hours playing something with another person shouldnt you put effort to improve their experience?

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Is this gonna fill or what?

inhouse is cooked lads

cmon we need mo people

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>>542922947
>put effort to improve their experience?
fuck am I gonna do? I use the builds they tell me to but that still dosnt stop us from getting paired against the haze that goes 20-2.

>>542923858
well thats part of the frustration isnt it, whats the point of someone spending time playing a game with you if everytime something happens you throw your hands up like it was some mandate from god that you were turbo shit and the enemy was blessed with unnatural skill in the game, do you approach every aspect of life like this? are you a decent coworker or do you pull your weight? did you give up learning math because you didnt know how to add out of your mothers womb? how long would you expect someone to not be bitter losing because someone doesnt have the decency to learn even a little bit

>>542923858
read what the items in the shop do and utilize them
you can easily cuck a haze in lane with a mere two 800 buys (rusted barrel x2) that later on upgrade to disarming hexes

>>542923562
>>542923581
>>542923174
I gotta make dinner and take a shit gimmie 20 minutes

>>542924985
5 spots left now so don't worry )

>>542924357
Ive tried counter-building and they still get pissy when we lose anyway. And then Im behinde on the rest of the build because I bought counter items and cant deal damage or whatever else you wanna be doing base.

>>542925113
counteritemization is a team effort
tell em to either stock up on those anvils and counterspells or to stop crying about losing if they lose on their own accord

>>542924137
Were you born a natural retarded nigger or did you have to work at it?

>>542925806
hit a bit too close to home for you didnt it

Kindly requesting 4 honourable sirs to redeem the inhouse invite sir

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>>542925870
accountability??
for my own actions?????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

omg is that a freakin gun paige???
based based BASED!!!

nigga im so fucking tilted i just watched this ivy ignore 2 walkers dying for a camp

>>542925870
You know what anon, your right. Ill go buy an aimbot and auto parry rn. Thanks.

>>542906360
I don't have room to think about where I should wall jum during a game. Everything mechanical has to be somewhat natural and wall jump isn't. I have to practice spots and routes or I won't do it.

>>542926341
this post alone speaks volumes to your moral character and value as a friend

>>542926341
Looks like the real problem of you gaming group is (you)

>>542926331
I mentioned before this should be auto-detected by AI and if it happens more than once in a couple days you should be sent to low priority

ight apologies but i gonna go jork it to momo now, have a good one sorry for bailing

>>542926434
>>542927129
But it will make me better at the game though. You people said I should get better right?

Nothing makes me want to kill myself more than taking enemy attention across the map trying to push walker, dying, then seeing the icons of the retards on my team stacked in the same jungle camp.

You stupid fucks couldn't even take the guardian from that lane you lost... Hell, you couldn't even take different camps, you're all fighting for the same shit? Holy FUCK.

>>542926393
there are more walls than floor by surface area
I don't think ive had to practice wall jump in a custom mode a singular time, its very natural and intuitive. The more advanced tech actually requires practice like corner boosting.

>>542927292
The same for me but brooling when there's walkers to defend/lanes to push.
YOU NIGGAS HAVE ONE JOB. DEFEND THE WALKER. WHY ARE YOU KDA HUNTING WHEN DEATHS DON'T EVEN FUCKING MATTER UNTIL YOU'RE PAST THE 20th MINUTE MARK

i wish there was an item the reverse of colossus that instead made you smaller.

>>542927741
I dont want it to exist because then people will make porn of characters using it and being stuck up someone else ass

>>542927741
Ive done this cheese with my duo where I go collosus on dynamo and bodyblock for him

Did the inhouse fill? I just finished my game

>>542927991
Nah 3 spots left now

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>>542927991
no
JUST 3 MORE PLAYERS FOR THE INHOUSE TO BE FILLED

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are you guys running into a lot of cheaters? swear ive come across 3 aimbotting hazes in the past week
>>542928084
i swear you fuckers conspire to do inhouses when im getting off

>>542928084
are we tryharding or is meming on the table

>>542928676
the problem with the cheaters in this game is they either toggle or have a hs% limiter, you need to watch replays to check for walls, and thats if they are actually even using them

>>542928676
>aimbotting hazes
Hi anon :)

>>542928746
Do whatever you want anonymous

Need one moar
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how did holiday hit her 3 on me when i was in my gooball

>>542928862
inhouse duplicates are on?

>>542929248
They are not supposed to be but I will just go to bed if people want to play with it on

>>542929248
honestly, idk. It's off but we have 3 grey talons

>>542927292
This is why I cheat. I can't trust my retarded teammates to do anything so I have to do it all.

>>542928836
i know your not the one i just played against cos your not typing in all caps
>>542928815
ill have to watch the demo tomorrow

>>542929495
>This is why I cheat
your not even playing the game at this point anon you just want the elo which means nothing if you didnt even play properly to get it. that being said are deadlock cheats premium or are they all free? i know in CS people pay like 30 eur a month for them and those are on the cheaper side

ONE RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOT NEEDED FOR THE INHOUSE JOIN IN ALREADY

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I completely lack the ability to understand what would make someone want to cheat or find enjoyment in it. I may even have a fascistic outlook on people who do cheat

>>542929797
my tummy hurt can't join

>Mo&Krill are two characters in one
>two head hitboxes
>Calico is also two characters in one
>only one head hitbox
Fuck you I want to shoot the cat

>>542930143
I wallhacked sometimes in counterstrike, I started off toggling when people would trash talk but then I just toggled it for any reason I could imagine it's like a drug

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One more for inhouse, surely there's SOMEONE here who wants a free W

>>542930647
Did you cheat in 1.6 or in CSGO? Were you ever banned for it?

>>542930143
you need to be brown to really understand

>>542930838
CSGO. Got banned within months cause I used a free cheat like a tard. I recently looked at my inventory and the boxes I had are worth like $300 now lol

>>542930143
Instant gratification, no need to be the best or even decent at the game while still getting satisfying results, knowing that you are ruining other players and most of them will not see through your tricks, or that getting caught is not important. It's a distinct thrill from merely playing since it removes skill and knowledge from the equation.

>>542930143
winning is fun

1more please

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>>542930667
sunken cost fallacy
dlg is dead

>>542931505
>>542930838
Oh yeah and I can't really remember if it was fun, I have to imagine no. I think I was bored with the game I peaked at LE without cheats but even with them I didnt get the top rank

>Kelvin who dies constantly then backseat games for everyone else
>Holliday who feeds his ass off then says "lmao its just a game" when you call him out
>Literal tranny who is clearly a tranny meekly going "come on guys we got this" in his faggot tranny voice who is 2-6

State mandated loss

I went up from Achemist to Emissary 1 after they did their rank adjustment. Does anyone know what they actually did? Like what they took into consideration?

What's the console command to get this movement info? Any other useful commands for testing?

>>542931703
And (you), really busy whining on /dlg/. What a great team !

>my shiv immediately chain feeds 4 times and makes the lane hell
>my Victor in a neighboring lane chain feeds too
very nice

WHERES MY FUCKING HALLOWEEN UPDATE YOSHI REEEEEEEEEE

>>542932342
>chain feeds 4 times
Why do people do this in lane? Why can't they just sit back and click the soul orbs? Why do they need to hold W until they die?

>>542932332
>busy
Nigger the game is over. Are you retarded or what

>>542932565
I do this because when an opponent starts to take some heavy chip I get overly aggressive trying to keep punishing beyond what I need to or kill. Just poor discipline and I'm working on it.

>>542932565
If you die twice and then decide to play passive you're trolling. The enemy will push their lead slowly and eventually make a huge gap.
You're worth fuckall souls at that point, you should be going ape mode to get the bounty off their fed asses and suicide bomb objectives if you have to.

>>542932565
any time Ive chain fed its because my lane partner is a worthless nigger who doesnt understand the laning phase and sits at full hp behind me while I do everything in lane

>>542932832
>The enemy will push their lead slowly and eventually make a huge gap.
No? If you sit back and deny, there's little the enemy can do about it without putting themselves in great danger, even if they're 500 souls ahead. If you play passive, you can keep the soul gap more or less the same.

>>542933492
not in non shit elos

>>542921812
nigga it's a moba shit ain't getting any better in the "makes people mad" aspect even assuming the devs do their job

>>542933146
>My lane partner was actually laning while I was trying to play Overwatch
>So I chain fed the enemy team

>guy gets ulted and killed
>immediately all-chats to bitch about it
i laugh at these people because it's so glaringly obvious they have a wet kleenex ego held up by eggshell self-esteem. you just know they do that because they think all 11 other people are judging them. bros fighting demons

>>542933779
its actually so disgusting you niggers in emissary have the audacity to make posts like this

>>542933789
>Chud Lash starts saying racist things in allchat
>Buy curse and fuck him over whenever he ults
>Teabag him
>He loses
>>542933863
Oracle 6, Seeker boy. Keep feeding, though.

>>542933779
>>542932641
>>542932332
There this same guy you can tell he just replies to people complaining trying to rile them up. He is here all day

>woman making comms
>team gets cringe with vaguely sexual innuendos

>>542933492
Just give free ground bro

>get ahead early
>people refuse to do anything so we just stall until we lose
this game really is just 3rd person dota

>>542857214
What I remember from dota is that yes it can often be beneficial to rush a high tier item of you just so happen to be very up on souls. But the item has to actually be good and worth it

>>542934609
become a better leader and they will follow you

How do I be a better Paradox in late game....early game I feel like a demon but by the end I feel pretty cosmetic to my team

Geist players expecting to get a free swap on you when you get them low don't know how to react when you decide to simply not damage them it seems

>>542934817
that's literally every single paradox no matter how good they are

>>542860694
Victor is fucking nword hero

>>542931505
Well at least you got out of your cheatos addiction

>>542934895
the funniest geist interaction is them dashing towards you while they are low to ult but you are playing the doorman so you just cart them away and if they don't die they just awkwardly retreat like a raped dog

>>542934903
Man that kinda sucks, I'm kind of new & she's the first character besides Pocket that I really vibe with. But at least with Pocket I still feel the power fantasy at the end. Still gonna practice with her though

>>542935085
>awkwardly retreat like a raped dog
How do you know what a raped dog retreats like, anon?

>>542935360
i wasn't using dog in a literal sense, it simply sounded funnier than raped bitch

>>542935360
it's just a funny random offensive thing to say you don't need to look for deeper meaning on random 4Chan posts

>>542935085
what i don't get is how come geist players don't build phantom strike or something.
buy blood tribute and just bleed yourself to 300 hp and get a free kill every time it's up.

the inhouses have forced 50% win rates

>>542935683
Waiting on the forced 50 losses still

>>542935554
>it's just a funny random offensive thing to say
Okay, Patel from New Delhi.

>>542933980
>ORACLE

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Drifter laning is so intense

>>542933980
New oracle is like old ritualist, that's a very bad rank bro

>ult as abrams
>shot by paradox carbine
>not only does it just cancel my ult, im also basically stunned for triple the time because it bugs the fuck outta the drop and im in slow mo the whole time
awesome interaction yoshi

>>542936168
In this fucked up world it's feed or be fed

>>542936374
Yeah you constantly walk the line of dying or killing cause of how melee lifesteal works

forced fifty agent queuing up

use my build and go win games. its good guys
347761

my team has the choice to either come even the odds in my fights or watch me get outnumbered and ganked. overwhelmingly they choose the latter. so not my problem if i go 2-15 and we lose. should have been there for me, team.

agent 007 its time execute order 5050

>>542937171
nobody's gonna stick their neck out for a shitter, different story if you were actually carrying.

>>542936952
>>542937218
Thank you for your service

theoretically you can have this much attack speed if you buy these items and it looks pretty funny.

Will you go to the Baroness now?

>>542938281
nope
making sex drawings is degenerate

>>542938281
No I am autistic and dislike vacations

>>542938281
needs ginger pubes

>>542939193
realest post in this thread

>>542935085
>they
>talks about raping animals
I know what you are

>>542938281
No if the pictures there are as garbage as this one

>>542938281
Needs a big futa cock and balls

Literally every game is decided by which team understands dying at 20 minutes losing mid, which means losing the game.
Inversely, it also means if you have players that don't care about mid, you will lose that game from and there's not a thing you can do to stop it

>>542939193
Absolutely based

This general is filled with underage retards, I can't imagine you people are this retarded and fully developed at the same time

>>542939695
and no boobs

some heroes and associated builds are so cheese it’s crazy
>ivy kudzu aids spam
>torment pulse
>echo shard on 3
>ethereal shift
>bunch of spirit items that synergize between these items and abilities
>just dish out AOE slow and dmg while also being hard to kill

>>542939954
dammit people are starting to discover my secret build

>>542940219
did you play in the inhouse
I think I latently ripped you off

>>542939954
ivy kudzu is so annoying you basically cant push normally at all

>>542940392
i did a few times

there was no patch yesterday or today, why did you guys lie?

>>542939954
ivy kudzu build you can just hide somewhere around their walkers and chuck bombs at the general area and there is nothign they can do about it. if they find you just fly away kek

>>542884708
Even when I play decently on Vindicta I still lose and I usually suck shit. Character is cursed. sub 25% winrate

finally ranked up to initiate 1, so proud of myself :)

>>542927741
I want it to exist because then people will make porn of characters using it and being stuck up someone else ass

>>542940620
just two more weeks

>>542941394
ackshully that the lowest rank :)

>>542940620
give it until 6pm pst then you can yell at me

>>542940620
um actually we’re im the super secret private playtest of Yoshi and the patch came

>>542941691
no its the highest rank in the game :V

>>542941910
ackshully that data is outdated it's ascendent 1

>>542941983
fr fr this is a criminal offense in the realm of competitive matchmaking algorithms

What the actual fuck were the devs thinking the rank distribution would accomplish?

its in alpha, rank doesnt matter

>>542943345
I'm an alpha, you don't matter

>>542942078
why is there so few people in alchemist? compared to every other rank? That makes no sense.

kelvin is so fucking unfun

>>542938281
3/10, not rly fuckable

>>542944264
Kelvin is special in that he isn't fun to play against AND he's not fun to play as.

>>542944264
Thats just deadlock anon.

can we get more door loli
drawGODs, I kneel

I don't care if I get a shit score for it on statlocker, splitpushing constantly and stealing a ton of farm if the enemy lets you is very valuable

>>542944728
My highest accomplishment on Mina is making opportunities by the enemy team overcommitting and burning cooldowns to try and fail to kill my dumb ass.

>>542938595
>>542938762
>>542939193
>>542939562
>>542939695
>>542944312
This must be more your speed

>>542945147
he's qt and fuckable as is, mald about it