Thread 542898604

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Previous thread: >>542879121

catboy supremacy

>>542898480
posted in a dead bread whoops but it still stands

LORD HEIKO POSTED A GARUDA ANCHOR SO YOU ALL BETTER FUCKING REPLY WITH A SONG.

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW4C4RVmN9s

I need her.

>>542898757
Could you please draw a cute moogle, pretty please!

I GIVE MY LIFE
FOR LORD HEIKO

>complains about gay porn being spammed
>will request for catboxes of porn every thread
Ironic.

>>542898859
i need you anon

i have reached archer level 30

>>542899017
Time to become gay, unfortunately

Always believe and encourage shitposting.

>>542899017
Nice nice NICE FUCK YEAH BRO

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acITJV6VHBE

>>542898859
toes

>>542898982
Korbo

>>542898609
My femlala lost all interest in you when she learned what sort of … things… you had planned.

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt7ZA5-Mzzw

Alter status?

>>542899361
Winning unfortunately

>not gay if our two futanari cat girls fucked
>we know we are both men jerking off to ERP
>totally not gay bro

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q62g4b0A8Qs

>>542899374
There are many many degrees of shitposting tho
>Acting like a retard
>Making jokes
>Creating 2000 character long writs of horror
Isn't really the same as
>Spam
>Racist Spam
>Illegal Spam
>Shitty Spam
Be creative or fuck off.

>>542898979
aight but gt instead of posting these dudes (yeah i'd fuck em) you should hit the gym and be less fat

>>542899610
What if I just am retarded

>>542899285
Shame, but it's not the first time someone chickened out and it's certainly not going to be the last.

I don't remember what I had planned, though.

>>542899476
lol

>>542899704
this but unironically

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/xdmd_plGHmo?si=5RDtNENywh-Pu_8H

yippee

>>542899743
Then stick to Reddit. Nobody will know any better.

So what does spamming gay porn have to do with ffxiv?

>>542899610
>expecting Leo/GT to make quality shitposts instead of just spamming AI cp and g*y porn together because lesbian female characters... bad!
Shiggy.

>>542899849
I’d rather kms than use Reddit for games, I do use it to follow sports news though.

How do I get a tranny gf

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/8rgpSlL0USA?si=wB6Zhzvn22HWusLs

>"dont post your porn and ban dodge!!!"
>jannies ban and puts email block on thread

>"teehee. Here's my whole album of my toon in various sexual positions."
> hosted on catbox.moe
> jannies fucking sleep and do nothing about it.

How do I get out of the cutezone as a femlala? I can be lewd too

>>542900165
dog treats

>>542900224
That's really hot wtf

>>542898757
Can you draw my femra lighting a cigarette for this melf>>542899476

>>542900232
fanta

>>542900232
Be more bold

>>542898859
GROK

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

I will be ready next auction
Even the fake bids will not stop me

>>542900224
cry about it

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMozHHB4Xq8
>>542900165
trust me dude you do NOT want one of those

>>542900224
me and the male council walking through dungeons

>>542899476
Rape

why does RDM's walking/running animation look like they're EXPERTLY fingering the air?..

>>542900406
do it yourself you lazy fuck

>>542900165
hey...

you are a slut

>>542896502
fiddies getting dragged under

Remember to do that one thing you forgot to do!

>>542900232
Upskirts and downblouses, the peak of cutelewd.

>>542899610
Top is trolling
bottom is shitposting
learn the difference

>>542899610
>illegal spam
femlalas are adults

>>542900554
hmmm shan't

>>542900554
But I don’t wanna cum…

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/CoEfQSoXodY?si=2h2UkY8M-8TuVTqt
>>542898757
id love a doodle of my moonie doing whatever

>>542900621
did you miss all the real child porn being spammed?

>>542898684
i forgot islands were a thing.. but at least mammets are cute
https://youtu.be/xVA0admsit0?si=OdOxGI7B_8ouTfOq

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2RHR62Rs sound track to how my day has gone so far!

>>542900667
why this moonie has such a fat dumptruck ass?

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scmZJtHFN1c

yeah i miss it

It's Fiddie Fthursday!! What's on the agenda today /xivg/ ?

>>542900172
what do i have to do to get into the secret acat discord where you post your lewd screenies freely

>>542901000
sex with you is top of my list

Is FFXIV the generational game of our times? It just seems so quintessentially 2025. I am totally naming my firstborn after FFXIV for being such an amazing video game.

What FC do I join on crystal

>cry about it
You're the ones who opened Pandora's Box.

>>542900685
The person spamming the CP is likely the same freak who floods it in the Genshin general.

>>542901000
More othergaming, trying not to scream as I am readying myself to finish ARR on my alt and SHB on my main.

>>542901000
My fiddie wants to run the DD

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t09bk_hcyk

>it's YOUR fault I have to ban evade and post gay porn in the thread!
Actual mental illness.

>>542901124
Core if you wanna do content
Malbros if you're a gooner weirdo

>>542901236
cute vampiddie!! Like this one a lot especially when they bite me

>>542901136
>You're the ones who opened Pandora's Box.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>542900759
it's classified information

>>542901136
I'm just as disgusted at this as I am with CP, wtf

my moonie is thinking of playing the entirety of lobotomy corp and library of ruina so she can start limbus company

>>542901403
does she like anal?

>>542900636
DO!

>>542900639
That's next month anon

>>542901180
Hmm, don't like that what the fuck is that face

>>542901039
I posted a lewd picture in a discord once and bunny from here made a joke response at my expense so I do nyot do it anymore

>>542901445
play those two but not for limbus it sucks

>>542901075
Sorry that's for my future EB whenever that happens!
>>542901191
What other gaming are you playing?
>>542901192
What if our fiddies ran DD together...

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/xbCwLw7sDh0?si=Aq8l-pQUde0VjrzV

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/aATwOCs5vzo

>>542901524
What if I was to produce a platinum band from my pocket right now...

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/TN2E_7K_-nM

>>542901504
sweaty moonie feet...

>>542901504
where must i go to see them then...

>>542901573
ass

>>542898684
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lqQagXkEvSg&pp=ygUacmVkIGRldmlsIHluZ3dpZSBtYWxtc3RlZW4%3D

>>542901445
you can start limbus company without doing that thoughever
it's easier also...

>>542901403
Holy moly does she like fiddies?!

>>542901000
Doing the DD to 50 for the log! And then maybe posing goonslop, maybe othergaming

>>542898684
ok I sleep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEbrjRZzmPk

>>542901767
Gn bro

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfrUQA2tb6M

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D3see8frqY

>>542901445
Play all three, but start Limbus immediately, it's a gacha so you'll wanna collect login rewards.

>>542898684
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-IbbkPN6KPI&si=mQYf0tvy5r7X7QwZ

>>542901476
nyo

>>542901697
yes!

>whining about catbox
This is FFXIV. The whole point of the game is to cum to hot sluts then play other games. Why the fuck are you here if you don’t goon?

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3DG-Y5Cy1s

>>542902012
>nyo
woman, you have to use that huge thing for natural purposes

>>542901340
<3
/bite!
Was debating holding an actual vampire meet

>>542900232
I'm also stuck in the cutezone...

no one takes me seriously... no one views me as a potential EB... they talk down to me like they're talking to a child...

To them I'm no more than an amusing curiosity that sometimes shows up...

>>542902058
GT is the fag equivalent of an incel
He was whining how gays these days have ruined the gay community and how he doesn't want to fuck them
It's more likely nobody wants to fuck him

>>542900554
MY WEEKLY UNREAL!!!!!!!!!

>GT
>ZT
>SK
>LS
which one would win in a fight to the death?

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1xneKsFArY

>>542902012
Whoa nice... We should meet up later...and do content.

>>542902353
@grok is this real?

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Vt8tGldYU

>>542900938
well damn ok then.

>>542902353
HOLY MOLY

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqMSLxFH8Wo

>>542901720
What does the log give? Or is it just tomes.

Stop trying to fool yourselves, there is not a single femlala in this general that is pure.

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/7hVavvVmj40

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtefwZynOeM

>>542902707
the DD log gives you the items that drop from Quantum! So sacks that contain a currency or a mount and then the currency for the hair!

>>542901504
put the grippers away maam.

https://files.catbox.moe/s33n8s.webm

>>542901587
I'd like to get to know you first anon, we can't just have a shotgun wedding!

>>542902884
kek

>>542901853
he cute

>>542902236
You may hold one but only if I'm allowed to come sit in the corner and fangirl the whole time

>>542902884
hahaha

>>542901853
God I want to fuck you. I want to listen to your corny atmospheric boomer rock while we do it. Stroking or humping to the rhythm. Set the stage with some candles too. I bet you’re tireless at oral. Dicks, vaginas, whatever, I bet you don’t stop until they had their fill. Your wife must have it so good. Pretend I’m her when you’re giving it to me. I’ll talk dirty so you get nice and ready to lay some pipe. Maybe slip one in your rear while you’re going at it. Grunting to the sounds of The Who. You can edge yourself inside me until we both finally explode. And then you can whisper in my ear about PvP balance until we fall asleep in each other’s arms.

>"YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL!!!!"
>ignore our high school clique drama
>ignore our pedophiles
>ignore our discord raids shitting up the threads
>ignore us name dropping people out of the blue
>ignore us going on unhinged schizo babbles about SE employees
>ignore our resident schizos who we encouraged one of them to make a bomb threat to a Canadian airport.

Don't get it twisted here. What I'm doing is trolling.
You guys make this shit your whole personality and life.

>>542902796
Rori is

*pulls out yaoi-paddle*

male charactersss........ where are yoouuuuu........

elon should integrate grok into 4chan so i can just reply to someone with @grok this

>>542903107
I replied to the Garuda anchor

>>542903080
>rori
>pure
He is not aware

Maliddiejeet council isn’t even trying with their astroturfing anymore huh?

>>542902878
Oh I should get on that then.

>>542902986
Femras are always allowed...

My moonie is 20 comms away from her groomer crown

>>542903136
we should elect elon president so he can install grokchips into all of our brains

>"YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL!!!!"
>ignore our high school clique drama
>ignore our pedophiles
>ignore our discord raids shitting up the threads
>ignore us name dropping people out of the blue
>ignore us going on unhinged schizo babbles about SE employees
>ignore our resident schizos who we encouraged one of them to make a bomb threat to a Canadian airport.

Don't get it twisted here. What I'm doing is trolling.
You guys make this shit your whole personality and life.

>>542903281
I don't know who you are nor do I care

>>542903071
*gulp* bros!
Someone... uhm.. someone opened Pandorra's Box!

>>542903080
>loli-chan is pure!

Fufufufu

NA HOURS BTW

>>542903281
Didn't read + you're cringe + my gock reaches below my knees

>>542903269
soon

Unironically can someone explain the appeal of femras

It seems like they're the most popular female characters but I just don't get why (nothing against them btw, just genuinely curious what the main draw is). maybe a femra-appreciator could enlighten me

>>542903392
LMAO

>>542903392
He- He's behind me *gulp*... isn't he

>>542903186
>>542903409
Yeah yeah the typical
>He doesnt know
without evidence ever

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/u3ixttrF-Vs

Shut the fuck up you faggot ass himcess

>>542903080
They're the biggest ERPing slut from tera and bns

Unironically can someone explain the appeal of middies

It seems like they're the most popular male characters but I just don't get why (nothing against them btw, just genuinely curious what the main draw is). maybe an middie-appreciator could enlighten me

>>542903435
>gock
Girl cocks do not exist.
You're either a man or a woman.

>>542901524
>What other gaming are you playing?
WH40K Rogue Trader. Doing a psyker run.

>>542903616
This isnt reality, it is a fantasy.

Are the people I dont like still in the thread?

>>542903605
nobody likes male middies

>>542903107
i already posted my catboy though

>>542903727
Yeah

>>542903723
A final fantasy hehe

>>542903727
Yeah I'm still here.

>>542903015
...anon?? You can just reply "rape" next time...
>>542902972
The pig, right?

UNCUTEZONE MY FEMLALA
OR ELSE

Fuck you GT

>>542903605
>It seems like they're the most popular male characters
who? remus?

>>542903826
yeah do you have another picture of it

>>542903727
it's me.. isn't it...

>>542903015
what did i just read

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/oVkatTa0D4c?si=-iMzjTCJFAqy-lqV

Can some slut PLEASE SHOW BUTTHOLE? I don't care if its fiera, femra, fiddie, femlala, sunnie, dogoonie or moonie

a himcess well groomed
with fat AGP booty
becomes my kitten

>>542903983
I can't believe Selto is just another boring goon gposer

>>542903826
rape

Yeah GT. We like cunny around these parts.

>>542901000
Getting hopped up on speed and pushing through my solo PT run

Sorry
I did it again
But maybe I'm not sorry...

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/qzN6bbBMFbw?si=1WKtNRNUREO-htTc

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/7NYQNIP65NY
>>542900283
shut up

>>542903605
I like them because they tend to be normies without a lot of the baggage like being a miera edater or malera groomer. I actually like miera the most appearance wise but most of them are just awful personalities

?????????? BRO?

we like this btw otherwise we would leave

i'm not my EB's usual type physically and i can't get over it, i feel like they had to psyop themselves into being attracted to me

>>542903909
Not offhand. I sent it out to search for truffles a little bit ago...
>>542904076
See? Much more concise.

>>542904009
What a time to be alive!

The world’s greatest MMO.
The world’s best community.

You like this.

>>542904038
Did you like my song though?

>>542903605
They're a bunch of goofy dorks, it's hard not to love them. Everything from the animations of their emotes to how they act in game. They are the perfect mix of chuuni and overconfident and goofy and dumb.

Also as a femlala the ardbertxlamitt pairing is one of the most iconic pairings in the game......

>>542903605
Personally, i'd rather not have a tails or funky proportions for the aesthetic i like, there is a beauty to simplicity.

every femlala i befriend ends up being a slut
i want pure femlala friends

>>542904038
is it really so hard to believe? almost every gposer goons eventually

>>542904262
sounds prison gay

>>542903898
love that nigga like YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE

YOU HEAR ME RA!!! YOU ARE LOVED!!!!

yeah we like this

>>542904449
When I was a femlala I was pure but I am eb'd

Whens the fiddie meetup?

>>542904449
ill take the femlala sluts you dont want

>>542904510
you're a fake femlala
only fake femlalas are pure

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/4wnPud4kBVE?si=HM4lsWSf7JmOSDGp

>>542904613
Built for my fulala

>>542904449
Ok but are you worthy of having pure femlala friends? Would pure femlalas accept you into their very exclusive friend circle?

>>542904547
when you schedule it

>>542904449
I only slut for my wife thank you very much.

>>542903605
>what the main draw is
same reason why most popular combination in an rpg is guy woryor or guy paladin. Boring m*les pick defaultrace defaultjob.

>>542904473
it's not about the gender but the body type being different than what they usually dated in the past

My femra is like this

>>542904692
proof?

>>542903605
I like my character looking like a nornal dude.

>>542904714
Is that what he told you

https://files.catbox.moe/4uuhcy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/4uuhcy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/4uuhcy.jpg

>>542904449
>>542904510
>>542904563
The FFXIV thread being spammed with cheese pizza isn’t a coincidence. This is what the FFXIV community harbors.

>>542904719
Dude, don't. Someone will make them kiss.

To this day you have Claire Derangement Syndrome but its not because you're untempered its rather because you're tempered into loving me

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJRGARveVc
>>542904481
>>542903898
If Remus has a million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Remus has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Remus has no fans, that means I'm dead.

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYypUfQhvlA

>>542904807
pedos don't like lalafell retard, they make actual child characters

>>542904707
the most popular race in xiv is catgirl though

WE.
LIKE.
THIS.

Hi guys, this is my carboy.. please say something nice about him

>>542904448
i always thought this guy was a catboy and he's just hiding it
why else would he hang out with so many moonies...

>>542904795
>beepy
I retract all my statements, it really is coren trying to scam $20k out of him again

If Remus is so good, how come he wasn't elected the President of /xivg/ like Rob Chidori was?
Very weird.

>>542904925
I've posted the full of this screenshot here before

>>542904449
My femlala only pretends to be friends with biggers when she needs to fill out a static.

>>542904925
punchable

Like this too or else!
TAKE ME OUT OF THE CUTEZONE GRR!!!

HS can you please stop emoting
Its loud

>>542904925
kissable

>>542904765
he usually only dated skin and bones anorexic e-girls before me and i'm chubby-to-fat. he says he prefers my body type now but i can't help but wonder if he's just coping

>>542905092
holy moly

YOU.
LOVE.
THIS.

>>542905198
Am I finally out of the cutezone...

Anyone else running into this where the Phaenna NPCs are in the floor?

>>542905092
TO THE RAPEZONE

I’m the best looking dude she’s ever been with.

>>542905265
no

>>542905265
you should ask phasingway

How come we don't have lewd brown or black femlalas?

>>542905043
I mean, doesn't change the fact he's my carboy, just not at the moment... or ever again
>>542905087
Thank you!
>>542905159
pucker up cutie

>>542905259
you didnt show the top so no

>>542904547
At the Ishgard Barracks. But we at the malezen BWC council have taken to calling them meat-ups. Because when fiddies are present, our meat goes up! Lol!

>>542904894
What’s the difference? >>542905092

My femlala is EXACTLY like this

>The blue pixie parasol you put up for sale in the Limsa Lominsa markets has sold for 4,275,000 gil (after fees).
good morning hope everyone is having/had a good day
>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npHDsiOaNtY

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGnFTd6JNgc

>>542905741
builded for my catboy

>>542905608
because it looks nothing like a human
that's like calling midna or a goblin or something cp

please queue for the aitiascope on crystal
thank you

meeeeeenaa heeeere! gm~~!

>GT sending pictures of goblin girls to the FBI asking them to arrest the artist
lol

anyone else want to get baconators?

>>542904846
Ripping your wings off to make my own pixie parasol

My fuddie just ate a honey pack

>CP stops
>Femlalas show up
Nooticing

My official statement for all the people asking to ERP/EB me: https://files.catbox.moe/j3hses.mp4

>>542905830
Every time I use this it takes off my fiddie's pants

>>542900165
be nice and stuff

>grok is throwing error 504 now
how we'll survive this crisis?

"Fuddies" sounds so funny to me.

Lalaboy slanger here

anyone else dcing?

Femlalas saved the thread once again! You're welcome!

TF you mean emergency manintenance!=!?!?

the only emergency here is the nut I gotta BUST

>>542905990
Sybau whore

>>542905990
Based. So fucking based.

PT was fun!

>>542905990
wanna have gay sex irl instead?

>>542905990
Even Croc wouldn't want your ugly ass lmao

>>542906081
I gotta see

>Grok cant make porn anymore
I hate AI now too

>>542906270
How it feels to get focused by the MCH in CC.

Its really creepy how some of you guys talk about personal stuff here.
Its a public forum.

Yay! Femlalas saved the day!

>>542906270
Should my malezen report this? On one hand, he doesn't really care about browns dying. But on the other, he hates negrozoomerbabble.

>>542902796
A.T is pure!

my maliddie looks and acts like this

>>542904449
maybe stop treating femlalas like children instead, you weirdo

I'm done with ARR now
what race should I play now? Miera, Male Roe, Melezen, Male Moonie, Femlala

>>542906609
sybau

>>542900554
I know it grips like a retarded chimp having a seizure

>>542906642
WRONG

I'm sorry its really weird being in the middle of nowhere and then someone from the thread happens to show up right where I am

>>542906680
You're brown.

>>542906792
Juniper...

>>542905895
Casting fairy magic to turn you to stone for trying!

>>542906635
Asmonlander?

Never had this happen before but I've been overcome by such bad thoughts for 4 days now I can barely enjoy playing XIV or any game for that matter
No idea what the fuck is going on

>>542904846
I long for a game where I can play a lore-accurate obnoxious, trickster fae to make my teammates miserable.

>>542906551
why doesnt this loop

the cp and nude femlala spammer is probably on your friendslist

>>542906792
is it actually in the middle of nowhere or is it someplace like old sharlayan where lots of people go every so often

>>542906704
That's the weirdest compliment I've ever received but I'll take it in the spirit it was given

>>542906443
Was the first time I tried it and the prompt was "wiggle her toes" ...
https://files.catbox.moe/j58an0.mp4

>>542906802
>You're brown

>>542906892
They're beaming bad thoughts straight into your noggin'. And by "they" I mean the jews.

Elezen niggas be named Martholemew or some shit LMAO

>>542901445
Heavily recommended, but only if you take an IQ test and score above 120. It's not that idiots can't enjoy it, I'm just tired of having to explain plot points or slap down midwits who misunderstand.

>>542906792
they want to ruin xivg because they know I love xivg, it's cruelty aimed at me

My fiddie YEARNS for a sunnie...

>>542907030
>iq 120
>complaining about midwits
every time

>>542906921
>nude femlala spammer is probably on your friendslist
Most likely because I'm an openly lewd femlala you stupid retard!

>>542904730
mine is like this
>>542898684
https://youtu.be/B-Zsu4iDGy8?si=rzd-cH68ABm4RGpH

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxXjlTKCf50

>>542906971
damn sis just showing everyone your fiddie's pussy like that

>>542907151
id let this sunnie throw the wrench at me

>>542906667
Become the maloonie you were always meant to be.

>>542907115
120 is a threshold, not my score, brainlet-kun

>>542907151
can see vagene?

>>542907151
Cam's cute sunnie AND resident evil 6 bops I liked resi 6 and im only partially ashamed to say it what a day to be alive... my ancestors fought long and hard so I could experience this and I'm grateful

>>542906667
DOGOONIE

My fiddie yearns for a femra

gumo

>>542906479
>>542906132
I thought it was filtering the word I was using to trick it into lewd stuff but maybe it's just shitting the bed again

>>542906479
did they nerf it?

>>542907372
Hey...

>>542906925
What a strange place to pick out of all out of the way places..

my femra yearns for a catgirl...

>hmm i want to make a lewd screenshot to grok
>PLUGINS UNAVAILABLE DUE TO GAME UPDATE
???
it was just a fucking hotfix you lazy fucks

>>542906479
they said there will be an update today or tomorrow that partially reverts overly tight moderation policies, the outages might have to do with it

femxaela belong to femraen

chloe...

>>542906530
I only discuss personal things in [private /xivg/ group] and only when it's 100% relevant to the conversation

the selto lewds kinda fucked me up ngl

>>542907224
You'd lose 10% damage just for me? How romantic.
>>542907354
Hey, it's a fun game.. just really far from the original RE experience

>>542906792
>have tons of golems
>make an alt and post her once
>immediately found and messaged by someone in the thread wanting to plap the fuck out of her
>have to go "It's me Tzera btw, I didn't mean to trick you or anything" so I don't come off like a sociopath

>>542907803
which

Me malezen misses his wife so much bros
And she JUST left for work 20 minutes ago
How will he cope

>>542907889
I was eyefucking you yesterday…

>>542906792
this NEVER happens to my femra..

>>542904747
that is for me and my wife only you fucking fruit.

>>542907918
the futa blowjob one

>>542907806
It is a fun game, the interlinking story lines was a neat idea as well! The mercenaries was also pretty good in it. Just have to treat 5 and 6 like they're not resident evil games and just fun action thriller games

>>542907932
NTR with my femlala

>>542904979
Not my fault everyone on light is a MOONIE

>>542907889
knowing its you makes me want to plap more desu

>>542907528
i picked it because i go there pretty often, it's in my top 5 comfy solo idling places

>>542907756
then where the fuck is my xaela DRK wife

It has been a long hard day. Post face 2 femras so I can smile again please.

>>542908112
>Xaela DRK wife
So you want a edgy magical girl?

>>542908069
All it takes is 1 fanta. Become what you must. Become a moonie.

>>542908129
Please don't say long and hard in front of my f2mra...

How do you guys keep being interested in ERP?

I did that for 2 months and I just long for physical touch.

>>542908129
>a long hard

>>542908069
What a moonie thing to say...

if you eb a GAMra you get both a wife and husband

Time to deport spiny gonzalez
Or eat shit again, that's always possible.

>>542908129
One hot off the press for you (it's low quality low effort I'm sorry to let you down)

>>542904146
i can barely see them

i need help for a gpose spot
I need something akin to a booth to sit in for it. any ideas?

>>542908352
>ICE fan
>literally too retarded to move 1 space
checks out

>>542908352
how do you beat the antlion and eat shit to senior cactus

>you can access CSAM in the archives, which is saved permanently and open for the whole world wide web
is this his end game?

>>542908170
What the fuck why are you tall?!?!
go back to your small form, creature.

>>542907756
Femraen scare me sometimes, they’ve got the crazy crazy genes.

>>542908456
Your pets are going home

anyone have the immerse shaders from september?

>>542908456
Trump won.

>>542906667
Don't ask the opinion of these people they ain't worth it, myself included. Just play whatever you want.

>>542908585
Yeah!

>>542908558
Yeah!

i miss when bro was my bro and not my sis...

>>542907372
My femra yearns to plap your titties

do you know what else is long and hard?

>>542908417
Mor Dona is perfect for that, otherwise Doman Enclave in certain spots.

>>542908752
a ruler

>>542908752
Please say its your bigger cock and my femlala is yours...

>>542907959
I'm not even wearing anything lewd
except these tights are modded to have no panties
>>542908071
um...

>>542908534
I get the same vibe from you tho, are you part Raen?
>>542908752
>Fucking life

>>542908854
my fulala is long and hard

grok is shitting itself and i need to goon

>>542908368
Damn bros, I really want a clown EB

>>542907527
Hi...

>>542908739
No thanks

ooof, owieee, my stomach upsetti
cannot raid tonight... unless...
>checks plogons
nooooo me tumtums too fartfart poopies, cannot raid..

>>542908260
I enjoy both.

>>542908112
i'm claimed by a raen already...

>>542908101
Yeah I go there too and just solo idle, running around all over and accidentally bumping into people

>>542908342
TRUE!!!

Do people really unfriend you when you fanta to femlala?

>>542908921
... I said BIGGER
begone fulala I hate your kind so much

>>542909004
just inject you fucking baby

>>542909004
works on my machine

>>542908482
Comes with the territory of going blind. Antlion was chaotic at first, but pretty easy when you feel the rhythm. My only attempt at Sabotender here was when I was tilted as hell and running short on time. Popped a rez and spent more time figuring out mechs than actually killing him. This time around, 0 vuln and one carved-up cactus.
>>542908456
Tis a shitpost, ye bellyacher.

>>542898669
catboy anchor spotted
mine is pretty bad at mahjong
>>542898684
https://youtu.be/jwu6YmLEBj8?si=roXfN_jde1v6zD-O

Do people really unfriend you when you fanta to lalaboy?

Do people really unfriend you when you fanta to fiddie?

>>542908914
No, I’m part moonie

My fairy type femlala is casting Draining Kiss on you...

>>542909185
>Comes with the territory of going blind
Use Splatoon it's really good for the blind

>CTD on floor 50
It's not even that big of a loss but that shit pisses me off so much I don't wanna solo attempt anymore fuck off

>>542908956
Then what's stopping you?!
>>542909192
put some clothes on you WHORE. I can see your shoulder slut

>>542909268
Yes.... everyone hates fiddies...

>>542909268
>>542909314
Rape.

>>542908483
Gets reported and deleted from the archives all the same.

>>542909304
my bad bro

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=917xijnpJVw

Gods every Keeper of thee Moon I've met just reeks.

Thinking about buying an apartment just to make it a photo studio

>>542909507
Your fault for not worshipping moonie feet

>>542908909
>except these tights are modded to have no panties
Liar, I don't believe you.

>>542908185
Why not...?

>>542909554
>2004
wtf

>>542908969
>Hi...
Hey... would you maybe want to hold hands and stare longingly into each others eyes by any chance..?

>>542909302
Happens.
>>542909292
In the off chance you're not joking, no. Plug-ins are mega-gay.
Besides, I'm not blind, I'm "going blind". I just need to set every UI element at 300% and I can totally see everything.

>>542909507
Blueberries are nyot smelly

>>542909554
My fiddie otr (I heightbeasted her)

Need a fighting type femlala to cast Jump Kick on my catboy's balls

>>542907372
Hey...that's my fiddie's face....you cant use that........

>>542909594
it is indeed the year 2004+21

>>542907995
uh huh sure sis

>>542909471
Good boy

>>542909507
I miss lientri

Face 3 moonies and Face 3 femras share the exact same mental illness

>>542909660
I wouldn't even feel it.

>>542909704
anyone born after 1999 will always be a child

My femlala just had a carrot doodled on her hip...

???

>>542909663
Anon that's one of the 2 faces every fiddie uses

>>542908909
>except these tights are modded to have no panties
proof?

>>542909892
I didnt ask YOU

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DtDTj_4D_Q

>>542909507
I was walking to the store this afternoon and i saw 3 moonies stalking about the neighborhood (criminal behavior) and all of them looked like they smelled.

>>542909835
>mfw i've spent a long time as both

>>542909950
>song
GOD i love fiddies so much

>>542909889
this is normal

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn3j6-yQKWQ

>>542909889
hmm, Final Fantasy XIV?

uhhh that's one way of getting your DRS prog lol

>>542909192
erm but i thought you won
>forces
insane kino

>>542910048
You still have that saved huh

it's cc time!..

>>542909568
moonie feet would be a lot more worshipable if they weren't so STINKY

>>542909597
Yeah that sounds really nice actually

>>542909663
I made this fiddie in HW though, it's MY face

>>542908483
I think 4chanX or some other extension has the option to report the same post to the archive site when reporting here. Pretty neat.

>>542908969
I wasn't actually offering

>>542909889
The “gf” is trans

>>542909791
stop being a clown lest i strike you with a hammer
>>542910191
i won the first and then i kept queuing and kept getting third place
sometimes it's just like that

>>542909302
what's CTD mean?

>>542910376
crush the d*goonies

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/Mz6_pFW70Ds?si=cd06roMIfFy65RGs
idk why Ive been on an a7x kick lately

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTiM1MJ1o7c

>>542909853
I was born in '03 and feel this way about everyone born in '06 and after. The fact '07s can post here now scares me.

>>542898684
https://youtu.be/TsP7WSySVfk?si=k3hrE8UC2VAdn_DW

might call 2pac ova

*rubs my hairy femlala pussy all over your face*
Don't disrespect me again.

>>542910482
I'm sure there are some /v/ posters born after 2010

>>542908180
>>542908302
i am no moonie, nor i will become one!

Sometimes I consider using my powers for evil

>>542910304
why are you trying to save face when youre anonymous

>>542910250
it does sound really nice... cuddling and just talking about our day and laughing at each others jokes..... I could really go for that right now..

>>542910760
stop posting screenshots of my femra's brain, please

>>542909569
>>542909907
I'll show you guys, I'm not lying! see!
https://files.catbox.moe/bmn3op.jpg

My femlala honestly thinks biggers are dumber on average

>>542910531
Hey wife
You know what I'm about to ask for (catbox) onegai

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFHE61d3TVk

Gamecube was peak era of video games

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zAfc8hIyW0

>>542909853
>see someone in game named like GamerMan1995
>think haha 1995 kiddo
>realize he's 30 years old

>>542910335
luck had to run out sometime i guess... better luck nyext time

>>542911220
that's GamerGAM1995 to you, buster

>>542910760
My fiddie is not lonely anymore

>>542910738
It's less about saving face and more about rolling my eyes at an attention whore not liking attention lol

When was the last time you asked your friend how they are doing?

Or are you one of those passive losers who dont ask anything first?

>>542910531
I want you insanely bad

>>542910960
Built for shota BWC

>>542909851
lol

>>542911326
>"Hey...wanna..."
>"No"
>"Ugh you WHORE, I wasn't being serious anyway!"
lol

>>542911358
I ask people quite a few times. But after X amount if they dont start doing the same for me I just cut them off.

>>542911358
I ask them every time we talk.

>>542911358
>Or are you one of those gigachads who dont ask anything first?
I merely only talk about interesting things at the moment with people who entertain said discourse

>>542911470
>My fiddie yearns for femra
>Reply sarcastically: My femra yearns to plap your titties
>You: make up shit to make me look worse because the real deal is a nothing burger

>>542911358
My malezen doesn't ask people how they're doing. He doesn't give a fuck. You're just tools for his amusement.

>>542911358
>ask someone how they're doing
>they start traumadumping and suicide baiting
every time

Am I having a Mandella effect, didn't they said they would retroactively change the other Deep Dungeons too with more checkpoints?

The whole Urqopacha zone shoulda looked like this

Am I having a Malemiddie effect, didn't they said they would retroactively change the other Deep Dungeons too with more checkpoints?

>>542911627
uh oh rejection melty!

>>542910960
Easy access for me to molest

>>542910250
Hate to break it to you but the eternal queen of face 1 fiddies is Liora. Just like how Eri is forever bound to craft every face 5.

>>542911627
Both of you: Faggots.

>>542911470
It's so funny

>>542911529
God I wanna be your friend SO BAD

>>542911358
The problem is that clingy people here turn friendship into a checklist and quota. You actually dont need to message your friends every day or every week with small talk if you've nothing important or cool to discuss.

>>542911493
You need to be straight with them and just tell them that you would like it if they asked sometimes.

Lot of people in here are socially retarted and never learned how to communicate.

Autists get a pass sometimes.

>>542911725
Whatever bro it's not that serious lol you got the attention you asked for

>>542898684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-II-NwKHeM

>>542911668
i would've been happy with just the upper half having some snow desu, but glad we at least get that mini zone now for gposing

Now that I've had over 8 hours to think about it, I'm not really feeling this glam. It's the gloves and headband in particular. Anyone got suggestions for what I can replace them with?

>>542911809
WORLD SHATTERING TRVKE

>>542898982
Bochi the rock isn't Yuri though

>>542911776
>Liora
Correct
>Eri
Don't make me laugh. Lockwood is more a representative of face 5 than his cuck will ever be.

>>542911809
Yeah but most people I have met through /xivg/ will unironically just not message for months, years or basically evil even if early on in the friendship you messaged them a lot to build up a repertoire. And I have a few friends who literally just wont respond to messages and I know for sure they arent afk.

>>542911627
And this is how thread enemies and thread schizos are born, everyone.

>>542911358
>Or are you one of those passive losers who dont ask anything first?
this except ill have like one conversation with them every few months because I legitimately have no perception of the passage of time

>>542911839
Im not even that fiddie, just someone witnessing you go full r/niceguys

>>542911917
everything is yuri if you're mentally ill enough

>>542911828
If you gotta ask people to talk to you then they aint interested in you lol

>>542911636
. . .

>>542911809
I think that checklist thing is just in your head or you are bit sociopathic.

>>542911757
don't do that, it will make my legs all weak and then I can't stand and fight properly

>>542911962
Sorry but my malezen just didn't find you that interesting, funny or insightful. Nothing personnel, just how it is.

>>542911795
You can bwo, just have to start and conversation and see where it goes.

that dude ain't taking the rejection well

>>542912054
if you do this you're a horrible person

>ask a femlala how she's doing
>sends me an irl picture of her pussy
damn

>”you don’t message me you’re not a good friend!”
You don’t message me either so that makes you just as bad! If you were a good friend you would message me regardless if I message you or not. By not messaging me you are just as bad of a friend as you claim I’am. You’re the one that wants to talk but doesn’t message so who’s really the bad friend here?

>>542912052
That "lol" was such a stinger...

The context is that they often do talk to me when I am the one who initiates the convo.

>>542912035
Fair enough I guess. People just cant tell romance and friendship apart anymore I guess

that anon is losing his fucking mind and he's anonymous

if you asked me how I was doing, I'd send you my irl crossdressing pics...

>>542911994
Bro, you literally made up the quote you attributed to me lol because you're just hungry for drama in a thread with none

I never called her a whore, I just saw her posting her character multiple times and then replied to her comment with a 'i yearn for' and pointing out how her image is just comically large titties

No one said anything about whores or whatever, good luck figuring it out. New lientri gang out in force

>>542912081
I have not once been friends with a malezen so its not you. Hell I think I can count the times ive interacted with one on one hand. All that being said, if you dont find someone compatible you should just tell them in my opinion

>>542912069
doing this the whole time
https://files.catbox.moe/3djww3.mp4

>>542910376
crash to desktop

>>542912069
Pinching this fiddie's tongue and rubbing the brand on it till mindbreak.

>>542911725
It's Telenia, he's been melting down over rejctions for years

>>542912269
Hey, how are you doing?

>>542912289
holy rejection melty

>>542911358
never
my friends and i all just bitch in the group chat whenever we want to bitch
we're not in class bro, you don't need permission to speak

>>542912269
I need an adult

>>542912289
bwo you're mad as fuck lmaooooooo

wtf, they JUST updated Dalamud? I was at work but with such a small patch I would have expected it to be a done much sooner

>>542912404
>>542912437
in dms, not here silly...

if you ask me how im doing im going to rope you into spending time with me somehow

>>542912486
who cares we dont play this shit

>>542912425
>>542912451
No u

>>542912289
>can i plap your character
>>no
>i didnt really want it i was just being sarcastic
>>were you really?
>god i fucking hate you you people are just like lientri
holy melt

>>542912516
Dont threaten me with a good time

>>542911021
https://files.catbox.moe/v2xws7.jpeg
I’m running out of images… bleh..
>>542911360
Local fiddies available in your area.

>>542912269
Sis...

Just checking in.
Didn't know gossip was game discussion.

>>542912401
qrd?

If you ask me how I'm doing I'm going to give you a brief retelling of the last time something amusing happened at my job.

>>542912649
hey...

grok is back my fellow gooners

>>542912652
>I don't like what anons are talking about so I'm going to spam gay porn until they stop

Solid plan

>>542911358
>be me
>get asked how i'm doing
>I reply "fine, thank you" because either I'm doing fine or I don't feel like complaining
>they are now out of topics
And that is why I don't start with idle chatter, I only contact peoplewhen I have something to say or to ask of them

Lol that's true isn't it?
You don't message me either so you're a bad friend

>>542912606
>Me fiddie yearns for femra
>Me femra yearns for your titties

>You: YOU ASKED TO PLAP HER AND CALLED HER A WHORE

Bro is this really the best drama we got today?

>>542911258
your wishes worked...

>>542912664
Sexpest futa femra who will become your schizo if you reject him

Its so weird to use this place as an extension of in
-game chat.

>>542912713
Finally... Goodbye forever.

>>542911945
Yes we know you're still here trying to astroturf and damage control. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/519446856/#519455150

How do I play VPR? I know press the glowie button, but give me tips for high end content, what should my "2 mins" be? a double Reawaken?

>>542912754
Huh. Maybe that explains my schizo. I reject everyone.

I hope they don't do more "Debuff mechanic" like TOP

>>542912754
Why did you type femra three times in a row?

>>542912636
impregnating this fiddie

>>542912847
yes, double reawaken, make sure you can fit both without losing your atk spd buff or your dmg up buff. Don't do 3 back to back(if you have the resources) because one of said buffs will fall off... unless the boss is like sub 5%

>>542912851
Don't reject my malezen or the consequences will be dire.

They use this place as an in-game chat, because half the shit they say will get them banned in-game.

My moonie yearns to go home early and take tomorrow off.

>>542912739
>YOU ASKED TO PLAP HER
you literally did
>>542908739

I AM NOT BEING REJECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>542912306
wtf but I'll be distracted... and might squirt everywhere...
>>542912378
but my healing tongue is sensitive...
>>542912713
please be true

>>542912731
Its a ratio. If someone reaches out like 10 times the ball is now in your court. If you never reach out in return then they are justified in cutting you off and finding someone more social and normal.

>>542912970
Uh oh friendless loser meltie!

>>542912713
proof?

>>542912934
You better take responsibility and not run off.

>>542912727
You guys suck at conversation. I could have the most mundane day possible and still type paragraphs on it.

>>542912992
just do it
what's the harm? it's friday tomorrow, nothing important will happen

>>542912970
bit gay innit

>>542913117
No one cares about your day.

Debating people into liking you always works btw

>[15:56]You pass traverse stone 67...
>[15:56]Something calls out for warmth...
>[15:56]The gathering gloom appears to invigorate the dungeon's denizens.
>[15:56]You obtain a pomander of witching.
>[15:56]The Votive of Gathering Gloom flares to life, filling the next area with its magicks!
Fug

>>542911358
I ask my EB every day how their day was.

>>542913162
Probably, but if asked I could talk about it. The point is that if I ask someone else they should be able to articulate themselves.

>>542913174
What are you even referring

>>542911358
>Or are you one of those passive losers who dont ask anything first?
I am like this.

>>542913007
>I didn't ask anything lol do you know the difference between a statement and a question?

A question usually involves asking her anything

You're just making drama out of nothing because you're bored, and me responding to this is:

>You said this
>I didn't say that
>Wow way to meltdown
>I didn't say that
>Yes you did
>No I didn't

>>542912992
Why does your moonie look so lifeless and creepy
Do you look like that irl

>>542913148
I don’t have much pto left this year and I’m saving it for the holidays unfortunately.

>>542911358
I ask how things are going pretty much every time. Although it's tough for me to reach out first sometimes because I have a pretty full plate most days.
>>542912746
Congrats anon, although... you can go into Character -> Gold Saucer -> Mahjong -> Reset Rank/Rating if you fall below 1500, so you don't have to climb out of the hole. I'd recommend learning mahjong in a faster environment like Mahjong Soul though, since it'll feel like clubbing baby seals when you come back here to play.

>>542913256
Im not going to tell some online MMO friend all about my entire day just because they asked how im doing

>>542912746
we're so back

>>542913318
how are you still melting about this LMFAO

>>542913324
Yeah I’m dead inside fr fr

>>542913174
or people who are like
>we are enemies now
>wait why are you being mean back to me
or
>yea you all fucking hate me
>lets see how you feel when I kill myself

>>542913117
>I could have the most mundane day possible and still type paragraphs on it.
sounds like you have even less to say than the guy you're replying to

>>542913318
HOLY MELT

You could not message me for 6 months and if I see you in game and we chat it’ll be like we never stopped talking. This whole “you need to talk to me every single day or you hate me” mentality some you have towards friendship is unhealthy to say the least

>>542913214
>3 chocolate balls in the 90s on my solo run

Post femlalas for me to grok

>>542911358
Yesterday.

Lalafell, Hydaelyns most precious children