Thread 542945471

Beware the felines!

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Previous thread: >>542933781

Other than femlalas, which race is played by the most boring, soulless people to talk to?

you are not your character

yearning...

>>542945515
moonies obviously

My eb/bf has been abusive for the best part of last year, he's made my life hell and made me do things I never thought I'd do
He's an ebin, should I expose him? I have all the receipts, it'd kill his cred, specially if I posted his ugly mug and tiny dick
I'm absolutely breaking up with him so might as well?

hello

>>542945521
I know, thats why my name breaks the 4th wall

>>542945521
says you, everyone who's seen my face says I'm a catgirl

What should I eat for dinner

>>542945521
Thank god, my femra's cloaca smells like a sewer.

Has anyone here bought the ebook version of Encyclopaedia Eorzea III and could share it?

>>542945634
hi

me femra does not bathe
theres no time for it on the high seas

>>542945636
>my name
Your character's name. So despite what you say, you don't know.

>>542945630
Name and shame

>>542945634
howdy

CRYSTAL CC @ 8:00 ET

>>542945676
sorry I only have the physical version

>>542945748
I am sorry for you're tism

cats who are about to leave the reality zone

>>542945634
Hulo

>>542945471 (OP)
Beware what about felines?

>>542945634
hi

I need to see the following femlalas slopped up:
Verdi
Ari
Yu Yun

I have broken away from BF6 to inform you that is Thighlander Thursday (I'm late)

Post Highlanders

>>542945810
proof?

Femezen to sit in my fermra's lap please and thank you.

>>542945857
declawing this cat without anesthesia

>>542946013
Just go jack off tranny jfc

>>542945521
please let me wake up as my femra.
please let me wake up as my femra..
please let me wake up as my femra...
please let me wake up as my femra....
please let me wake up as my femra.....

me fiddie?
just got home and booting up bf6

>>542946198
Have fun mb

I'm real tired boss

>>542946196
same sis

>>542945857
you're gonna do what now?

>>542945634
hello

Would you accept almost 18 million gil worth of Magitek Repair Supplies from my femlala? (She sold three stacks of 999 already)

LETS GO! HROTHSQUAD ROLLOUT!

>>542945991
Banning this highlander from vehicle piloting.

>>542946383
I'd accept them and then hold on to at least one stack for dumb headcanon reasons
(or hold on to all of them if you wanted them back later)

>>542946383
What does she want in exchange.....

>>542946338
No, you're a femroe

does the white sadcat froth still post

>>542945515
pretty much all females characters. soulless, boring, stupid, shallow, arrogant, spiteful, egotistical and narcissistic

they drool over each others video game tiddys and conflate sex addiction, porn sickness, and desperation as positive, meaningful attention/socialization

truly, you all deserve each other

>>542946010
I have the guy

>>542945531
How many levels of yearning are you on?

>>542946383
Yes because my moonie is poor and a beggar

>>542946383
I would accept it but do you want anything for it?

Ahem, please submit your application to the Adventurer's Guild. State your specialty and what sort of work you are seeking

>>542945630
Calm down Maemi fr lol

>>542945521
but I look exactly like my character thougheverbeit

>>542946597
Yearning for a few characters I haven't seen this thread.

>>542946576
except me right

>>542946576
just say you're gay and misogynist it's less to type

>>542946475
>>542946619
>>542946607
>>542946501
The pact has been sealed... You will repay it in turn, in time...

>>542946039
please god make it like the higurashi scene YEEEESSSS is it okay if i'm high during it i'm making myself a smorgasbord of edibles and then im gonna down sleeping pills.
>>542946373
Go to the better version of reality. Leaving the current Reality Zone, a shift!

>>542946649
I’m already taking a job in the Forbidden Lands

>>542946649
my specialty is raping you. i seek to rape you. *grabs you with one hand and bends you over*

>>542945531
my sunnie? also yearning

>>542946198
whats your favorite gun?

me femezen will TANK the upset tummy that will ensue from drinking a hot choccy I just made with milk instead of water

>>542946649
my femra is seeking employ at Fort Jobb

>>542946649
Caravan guarding
Mining
Dungeon cleaning.
Body guard.

>>542945630
If he's genuinely abusive then you would save future potential victims by revealing his true nature

I'm bored.

Does anyone have any fun/cool solo projects going on? I'm bored and don't feel like being around people tonight.

>>542946742
erm actually Lalafell have the dwarf type, not the goblin type

>>542946903
throw up a party for that new ucob thingy, ill come through

>>542946649
>specialty
lala sex
>work I'm seeking
impregnating the redhead lala guild clerk

CRYSTAL CC @ 12:30

>>542946903
What do you wanna do?

>>542946903
go read a book

>>542946436
NOOOOO MY PORTAIT!!!
gg btw

>>542946196
sis.. same...

>>542946763
I'll smooch you.

Syncshells, syncshells. Some slots opened up in previously full shells and added new / updated shells.

https://rentry.org/syncshells

>>542946903
Come to this address.

>>542946903
host an impromptu meetup

>>542946774
post snackies

>>542946780
Understandable

>>542946789
I'm afraid rapist is not a guild recognized job

>>542946853
You should seek appointment to Fort Jobb by speaking with the Crystarium's guard!

>>542946874
If I pull that off will you die?

>>542946963
There are no job postings for impregnating the redhead lala guild clerk

>>542945634
Bonsoir.

>>542946321
thanks
>>542946826
m4 going to try the tar out tonight

>>542946649
> Specialty
Tracking and Killing
> Work
Mercenary

do you guys think there's any chance the next occult crescent zone isn't complete shit

>>542947068
Yup, this one is me. The blocked one not the lion.

>>542947182
looking very hand holdable while watching the sun set, sis

>>542945857
yeah whatever back to your cage you go.

>>542946903
Cute lion!

>>542947040
Now now, don't try to overpay me.

>>542945421
Literally approach me and I won't even just put out, I'll fucking hold you down and dominate you, idiot.

>>542947235
Yeah yoshida is taking this recent L very personal hes got a lot to prove before stepping down as director

>>542947171
Ah my mistake, I actually had a sex therapy + massage appointment with the redhead lala guild clerk. I misread the memo.

>>542947182
My wife Sunana

>>542946013
Does he still do XIV work?

the transraen reading this owes me a handhold

Fat Hroth

my moonie recently started to bite his fingers subconsciously and now his thumb is peeling and it kind of hurts for him

>>542947163
theyre already in me tummy
>>542947327
cute for sloppa i guess i still hate ai

You got to sleep tonight and when you wake up... You awake as your character - and everyone from your FC (Or Friend Circle if you're like that) also joins there alongside you. What'd you do?

>>542947068
I think I have only ever blocked spammers.

>>542947171
Nah, just look meh at best

>>542947414
I do this, just ask

>>542947351
But that feels like underpaying to me....

>>542947197
>TAR
JEWISH WHORE

You fat fuck

>>542947397
That's not...
>>542947310
Anytime.

During GNB burst phase what order do i want to squall larp, continuation or double down. If feels like my cooldowns keep getting unsynched.

Lalafell.

>>542947397
Don't insult my not wife Vivace like that

>>542945676
I've been hoping for that too, but anna's archive, the telegram, other usual places, nobody has it..
I already have the physical and don't want to buy it again

>>542947472
embrace my EB then ask to renew the vows

>>542947472
Scream

>>542946198
What a coincidence my fiddie also just got home and is booting up bf6

>>542947068
me blocking every modbeast i see trending in the final fantasy xiv section on twitter (my for you algorithm is fucked beyond belief and there is no xiv there)

>>542947398
I'm not sure, I saved the image when it was new

>>542946954
>>542946985
Raiding is so BORING. If anything, maybe the new deep dungeon if anybody needs help with it, though it's not much better of a pick. It's pretty chill on BLM though.

>>542947001
I do have one sitting on my desk... and that does sound kinda chill. The title is What the Negro Wants. My dopamine system is a little fried and I do enjoy historical reading.

>>542947096
Only if I'm getting head.

>>542947140
I have one on Saturday though! Which reminds me, I need to prepare and upload the movie.

>>542947346
Thank you!

Make the hroth fatter, Otis. Embiggen her belly.

>>542947492
Who do I ask...

is my catboy allowed to post, yet

>>542947384
>I actually had a sex therapy + massage appointment with the redhead lala guild clerk.
Ah, there are actually two of us. You must be looking for Momodi

>>542947223
hmm, you might be best served by speaking with the Hunter's Guild

>>542947491
You're too modest. Perhaps keep the mask off when speaking with clients? My ledgers show that adventurers who have face to face communication with their clients tend to see better pay

>>542947693
>Raiding is so BORING
Yeah true, nvm.
>>542947759
Sure.

>>542947414
stop that...

>>542947693
What are some tips for tanking in DDs?

>>542947709
Belly is at the perfect size anon.

>>542947837
You're not trans

>>542947693
Cute lion!

>>542947837
I've already scheduled her handhold appointment

>>542947571
I think you want to do gnashing fang combo first then double down into squall larp

>>542947580
Why is brobot/Queen holding you up like that? You ok?

>>542947759
HE FUCKIN WWO
mm can i hit
>>542947880
idk who that dude is but aight

You are trans
And that's okay

I wish the femlala slime girl thing would have stuck around more, my catboy cumming in a transparent bitch and watching his seed dye her white was sooooo hot.

>>542946576
i've interacted with a lot of catboy and bunboy players like this.

>>542947532
its a jew gun? ok ill unlock the SG carbine then

is my malelala allowed to post, yet

>>542947890
sorry I meant "s-stop that..."
>>542947908
appointments make me anxious aaa!

>>542947491
>>542947880
It's so odd you make all these goofy golems when you have such a handsome/hot male lala.
its odd.
>>542947709
did he make a fat hroth?

>>542947969
>>542947890

>>542948026
Post here
>>542947580

>>542948026
You are requested to post!

My middie is like this

CRYSTAL CC @ 4:40 ET

>>542947969
My proud melfezen says it is not okay.

>>542947942
Lalafell are easy to carry around and quite durable, she'll probably be fine

>>542947969
ty...

>>542948158
>>542948197
kek

My femraen needs around 5000 cock... I mean coke for her submarines...

miau miau can I HIT

>>542948271
Give the money back now.

So why do people just fuck in the open on the Balmung bench anyway

>>542947969
thank you... :3

Why can't you just believe me

>>542948158
My lala ignores the choker and gets a nice suckjob from your middie.

>silence
I really do love when I'm effortlessly proven right.

>>542948132
god I want to plap your lala

>>542948314
For fun

How does one find a trannyraen to imfriendnate

>>542948304
WAIT PLEASE I WAS KIDDING

>>542948370
Pick one from the very broad trannyraen population and be nice to them.

>>542948343
Anons who declare intention to plap without identifiable information will never be allowed to plap!

>>542946649
>specialty
fish'un
>what sort of work you are seeking
lookin ta' travel n' catch some big'uns ma'am

>>542948370
just ask for a list of trannyraens and then stalk them.

is there a way to view who started a free company crafting project? or who cancels one?

My femraen got infriendmated...

>>542948002
>Its a jew gun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY

>>542948432
>>542948559
Is there a list of trannyraen? I don't want to waste my time with regular ones

flat bloonies
good night

>We can find the cure to magical mental corruption
>The ironworks managed to find a way to time travel, something that eluded even the ancients
>Yet we can't find a way to cure damage to the nervous system and muscular damage
Please just let me heal him ;_;

>>542948058
It's okay, I'll be there to hold her hand through it

I think trannyraens are bad actually. Catgirls with a penis and huge tits are built for male characters

>>542948132
More femlala should be builded like this, my miera can plap it as hard as he wants.

I want to ruin Sadu's pussy so much it's unreal. I have never felt a stronger urge to rape. I am going to take it out on the next weak little femra I see.

>>542948158
My he/him pawgcess plainfolk brown lalaboy is like this but he doesn't have the weirdly racist necklace.

>>542948623

GET FRIENDED, GET FRIENDED, GET FRIENDED

>>542948636
>is there a list of trannyraen

>>542947958
>mm can i hit
Thought you were gay lol

You are welcome to join us on battlefield 6!

Femlalas!!!!!!!!!!!

is grok still broke for anyone else?

>>542947197
>tar
You mean the TR-7 copyright anon

>>542946758
He's literally talking about gay males though. He said female characters.

>>542948649
gn

pregnant
lactating
femravas
*dies*

>>542948504
Hmmm there is always a desire among the nobility for rare things to put on their plates. I'll be in touch

>>542948715
Sir please do not make such lecherous comments. It does not reflect well upon the guild

everyone on this stupid game

>>542948694
obviously. trannyraens are builded for other trannies.

>>542948850
holy fvck i didn't know i wanted this so much

>>542947873
You have two objectives on a given floor: find the exit and kill enough mobs to open it. It's pretty hard to actually arrive at the exit while killing just enough mobs as well. It's a waste of time to arrive without enough kills just as much as it is to kill extra stuff. In general, you should aim to just kill 7-8 things in a pull to be most efficient because that will VERY likely be enough for any floor set.

When it comes to chests, it's not really worth your time to go out of your way for them. You really don't need poms to clear a deep dungeon in a party. If you just don't use them, you'll have plenty for when you do need them on 71+. With silver chests, it's not worth exploring the whole floor to find them for your party members either. It's better to cover more rooms per hour than it is to get the most chests per dungeon, you feel me? It's important to move deliberately in dungeons because that's less opportunity for things to go wrong.

You should also get a sense of when to take your foot off the pedal for mass pulling. This means developing an intuition for mobs that kill people, even if their mechanics are trivial. Faleks in EO? Just stand under them and they do absolutely nothing. For some reason, somebody always aggros one unbeknownst to the party and kills 3-4 party members with it. Same with lions. Literally just stand behind them, but you'll see 3-4 party members killed simultaneously by them more than you'd like to.

So, be prudent with your floor exploration, don't dawdle looking for chests, and respect dangerous mobs for what they are.

>>542948868
Are you the "I can fix him" femlala?

>>542948808
yes please

>>542948694
BAAASED

>>542947618
>>542948797

>>542948158
Bayonetta plz..

If you put less than 99 when selling on the MB I will skip over it...

What are you up to?

>>542948850
My rava fiera does this

>>542949017
Alright, putting 99 of the new hair up, but them piggy

>>542948808
cute femlala!

do you like suncats?

no one rapes my moonie

>>542949046
Thinking about him while procrastinating...

>>542948928
I'm just a positive femlala!

nibbling on f3mra cheek scales

>>542948369
Yeah I figured that but is it like a I want people to see me fucking kinda thing or just a hook up and lets fuck rn kind of thing idk

>>542949046
goonposing me femra

CRYSTAL CC @ 8:30

This will be our last call. Thanks for the games.

>>542948890
I've been noticing a lot of "people never approach me first" complaints these past couple of days, is it one guy or are we in some kind of of people being lonely and anxious moreso than usual?

>>542948868
God I want to sex this femlala so bad

>>542949068
O-okay...

Okay I admit it
I like trannies

>>542949120
Please do not do such things

>>542948738
May I see him

I have introduced legislation to the Sharlayan Forum that would require all femraen to only wear Shisui gear.

>>542946649
I specialize in all matters occult and apocalyptic.
Currently seeing employment running logistics for the end of the world.

so far the criticism of the deep dungeon seems to be
>wtf it didn't make me shit broken glass for a clear, only potd on release counts as a deep dungeon
>wtf this place sucks i tried doing it with 0 aetherpool and got gangbanged by leafmen, tranny raid garbage
>wtf you only get 3 mounts 2 framers kits 1 emote 1 haircut several minions and glam for doing this fuck this I NEED GIBSMEDATS to do content i dont care what it is it needs to REWARD ME for doing it

>>542949046
lvling RDM! hbu?

Okay I admit it
I like CIS men

CMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>542949120
Is it mine...
>>542949163
EXCUSE ME?!

>>542949046
drunk and yearning for transraens

>>542945991
Ooooahhh highlanders... Is it time to base rape the enemy team?

>>542948868
I do have quite the collection, all personally caught...

Okay I admit it
I like fiddies

My moonie has been posting on here for the past 10 hours

>>542949163
Doesn't that only apply in Sharlayan... What if I just don't go there?

>>542949046
Watched a friend do some Nine sols while testing out different ear mod options. I didn't like most of em so I may resume leveling AST
Also being teased that my character should do a wicked thunder cosplay

>>542949187
:nerd:

>>542949118
Positively erotic

>>542948820
oh yeah, well ill get the sg 553r then it's got a bigger mag size

>>542949163
femxaela stay winning

>>542946649
Expansion efforts, looking to help establish and develop new settlements for the Guild

>>542949345
Put it on.

>>542948814
yea im just checking the reddit randomly now

>>542949379
May I plap?

>>542949134
GGs

>>542949379
Dragonfucker got swole

>>542949396
xaela are free use in the town square

>>542946649
My fiddie wants to help endangered species reproduce..

>>542949353
I'm a nerd that can shove you in the locker, fuckboy. Better watch your tone before I drag ya ass by the ears to the trash.
Lil bitch ass zoomie gon learn.

>>542949134
thank you for calling

>>542949556
false we are a proud warrior race

I goon to the brown female ebins

>>542949046
Fanta-ing & DLing mods to look like this

>>542949121
Both usually. Gotta remember that most aren't doing it on main either, so nothing to lose.

Alright, I have work soon. Another hour I have. What are y'all up to?

>>542949345
You go there a lot..

>>542949140
Sir, please at least wait for my shift to be over for these comments.

>>542949187
>Currently seeking employment running logistics for the end of the world.

Hmm, I'm afraid you might find work in that regard somewhat difficult to find. Perhaps I could reach out to our Othardian branches for designing of monsoon response in Nagxia?

>>542949290
Brilliant! Now uh, how old are these? I might be able to convince one or two nobles that old fish is still worth buying but not too many.

>>542949382
Please be professional, sir!

>>542949437
Hmm, I'll put you in touch with the Isle of Val reclamation team. Should we have any updates on the Meracydian expedition I will contact you.

>>542949587
....you are an uh, zoologist?

>>542946745
ofc not you. you're beautiful <3

>>542946758
>gay and misogynist
the irony
the projection

>>542948001
they're played by the same type of person, thirsty for the same kind of attention.

>>542948824
I'm not talking about gay males, or transgirls, or anyone specific. Any loser can mod the shit of a character and LARP as their version of 'hot', and let their egos inflate instantly to critical levels.

they're all blowing hot air up each others ass, like a human centipede connected to itself at the ends

>>542949641
can i see

>>542949163
That's too revealing for a modest femraen as I.
>>542949253
Yes!

>>542949447
Sorry but your laws have no grounds outside of Sharlayan...

do you need the newest crafting gear to catch DT fish?

holy these mass replies

>>542949112
How do you expect anons to rape you when you're actively begging for it rn that's not rape anymore

>>542948893
is this true?...

>>542949641
Sync with me and let me see on occasion

>>542949641
my femra is like this

>>542949046
The usual.

>>542947814
im just going to take you from behind. you cannot stop me.

>>542949726
gatherer gear whatever

>>542949641
My tranny friend milks me so hard when she gives me JOI while wearing gooner porn body outfits like that

>>542949683
Well I suppose you'll see me wearing THAT when I go there next. . .

>>542949661
Interesting, thanks for the balmung bench lore

>>542949726
for the 7.3 fish you did

>>542949772
of course, sis.

>>542948735
Who the fuck gave my maliddie internet access

>>542945927
humble hunter getting gored POV

>>542949723
What do I have to do for another chance...?

>>542949932
thanks
ill buy myself a set soon then

>>542949752
newfags don't know you don't have to reply to everyone that replies to your anchor

I want to ruin Hodrick's pussy so much it's unreal. I have never felt a stronger urge to rape. I am going to take it out on the next weak little femlala I see.

>>542949687
Gonna pick this lala up after her shift..

>>542950103
Chi...

>>542945991
>>542949279
lol

>>542950103
where...

>>542948893
Transraens are built for STRAIGHT MEN

>>542949687
show armpits

>>542950052
another chance for what?

Whose golem is Lineve Little?

>>542949687
As old as legends... which you can see for yourself, at this time of year.
At this time of day. In this part of the residential mist district. Localized entirely within my house.
Plan a visit so we can "negotiate" some coin.

>>542950103
I have a gun and I'm not afraid to press DRILL

>>542949852
>you cannot stop me.
Sir I am an employee of the Pan-Eitherys Adventuer's Guild. Nearly all of our staff are former combatants ourselves. That is to say please act within acceptable social norms.


>>542950076
It is polite to address people speaking to you.

>>542950116
Sir that is considered incredibly disrespectful to do to grown lalafell.

>>542950270
no.

>>542949253
>>542949345
>>542949719
You WILL wear the Suishi set. This is what the people voted for, im only doing what the people want.

>>542948893
FAKE SO INCREDIBLY FAKE
TRANSRAENS ARE BUILT FOR GOOD HONEST MALE CHARACTERS

>>542950265
a straight man could never handle my transraen. or even love me to begin with.

>>542950271
Remove me from your blacklist and I'll explain..

my faggy malera will become an equally as faggy malezen within the next week or two

I took a break two years ago and haven't come back to the game since. Has anything significant happened since then? All I used to do was run Extreme raids and ERP as an Elezen Nun

>>542949718
>>542949780
It's the boob pocket dress thats taking forever tbqh

>>542950463
Yes I could...

>>542950405
NO!!!

>>542950327
>at this time of year.
>At this time of day. In this part of the residential mist district. Localized entirely within my house.
Oh, so the fish are kept live? Marvelous! I'm sure our partnership can be very fruitful!
Also please be aware that membership with the guild comes with there there headpats when you are feeling down

>>542950340
Surely after a long day of being on your feet, you wouldn't mind being swept up for a bit

>>542950554
Nothing has changed. Player numbers are on a huge decline. Don't resub until 8.0

what are your favorite body mods? not looking for nudity/nsfw, but just nicer body shape

>>542950340
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>542950472
I know you're intentionally trying to bait me into pointing out how you're avatarfagging while being a sociopath

>>542950554
You should resub so we can you know....

>>542946649
I kill heretics and Garleans. I seek work killing more heretics and Garleans, it seems to have fallen out of fashion.

>>542950554
+ or -?

Saar we love miera saar

>>542950340
i want you to fight back. you will give in.

The more trans you are the better at the game you are

>Make custom expression in anamnesis
>Have to meld certain bones together
>It for whatever reason saves bones in their ABSOLUTE position rather than relative to the fucking body
Any work arounds for this because it refuses to let me export anything that isn't entire poses or selected bones only so I can't just save it as an expression

I can't deal with you anymore
I can't keep feeling like all I make sure mistakes
You need to take some accountability as well
No need now
I don't love you anymore

>>542950554
>ERP as an Elezen Nun
You can do this as a free trial or in discord.

>>542949592
ayo bro aint playin lmao

>>542950608
If you're offering to transport me for the standard post-shift drinking parties then we might be able to come to an arrangement

>>542950734
armpits will not be shown on purpose

>>542950797
...Can you stand only killing specific heretics and garleans? Criminals perhaps?

>>542950912
hm, questionable

>>542950602
WHERE DO I SIGN?
I mean, I'll think about the offer. Yeah...

>>542951002
Shut the fuck up, Tzera! Get back under the table NOW.

>>542951034
Gon beat his ass so hard they gon name a shitting street after him in memorium.

>>542946649
My speciality is NTR.
The type of work I excel in is fucking people‘s EBs.

>>542951128
NTA but ok
*gets on my hands and knees like a dog and puts your balls back in my mouth*

Dogoonies

>>542950292
QRD?

>>542946649
i shitpost poorly

>>542950673
Unfortunate.

>>542950796
Keep it to the confessional.

>>542946649
my specialty is black magic i mean spells i mean being cute but also very powerful spells but not illegal black magic and i'm so very utterly skilled to the most maximum level at defeating voidsent therefore it would be quite advisable to send me on a quest to deal with voidsent.

>>542951053
Hum, all other things aside, I'd really like to have you. Preferably all to myself. But I get the feeling you're not into that sort of thing.

>>542950554
the erp meta changed into animation fucking with mod sync plugins

>>542951426
Nah nothing is happening. I want to plap you femezen though.

yay :>

my sunnie quit final fantasy xiv to play golden axe all day, every day, in pursuit of a no damage clear on all 3 characters
in final fantasy xiv

>>542951426
Forgive me father for I am about to sin.

>>542951002
Nah dude you fucked up like 100% all you, stop trying to make it about other people for once in your life and accept that you got issues.

>>542951518
congrats!

>>542951053
Yeah exactly, as many drinks as you'd like, my treat

i am still
a male moonie

>>542946649
Bozjan Logistics officer/Alliance commander. I look for the enemy with the fanciest armor and challenge them to single combat.

>>542951518
gz grace

>>542951518
Your character looks ridiculous with those mods.

>>542951518
grats!

>>542951518
another W for sunnies!

It's so God damn stupid that male Xaela can't have the same red skin options that Raen do.

>>542951053
... Fine. I can also handle an exorcism in a pinch, and take pride in interrogation. I'd also advise a longer skirt, the dress habits of foreigners remains deplorable.
Still would like those heretics and Garleans though. Easier. Cleaner cut. But criminal hunting it is like some common bounty hunter. Ugh.

>>542951591
>>542951645
>>542951748
>>542951759
ty :>

>>542951518
Oh, meant to mention but forgot. For whoever was asking the other day if Feo Ul says something special if you summon her on Floor 100. I had an extra Mazeroot and she Does not say anything cool. D:

>>542951098
On the book anon

>>542951189
Your application has been rejected.

>>542951423
...is there a market for this?

>>542951429
>it would be quite advisable to send me on a quest to deal with voidsent.
Are you sane and capable of being trusted with voidsent?

>>542951434
>>542951594
Sirs this is an application for the guild, not for courting me

>>542951621
>I look for the enemy with the fanciest armor and challenge them to single combat.
I question the tactical benefits of single combat, but I suppose I could find you work as an instructor if you are so confident in your dueling

>>542951773
>... Fine. I can also handle an exorcism in a pinch
The Gridanians do constantly have an issue with spirits appearing from Gelmorran ruins. I'll see if I can find some work. My uniform is standard issue for my position, it is said to improve adventurer morale

I'm logging out

>>542951518
congrats! <3

I need PT to fill the bff shaped hole
if I keep running it and then keep running it afterward everything will be ok
just gotta make it through this week

>>542951518
grats!
>>542951769
agree

>>542949046
Posing my fairy hugging a cute knight boy

This thread is so good.

what are the best PT weapons to get with the grips? I've only played one job and haven't paid much attention to others besides the PLD shield

>>542951927
sleep well king

>>542952029
WHERE?
Ahem.. I mean, where is the pose progress.

>>542952029
What part of him?

>>542950405
Sharlayan thugs tracked me down and forced me to put this on. DO NOT travel outside Eorzea. It is NOT safe for us, sisters.

>>542949046
About to go on a long drive.

my alt is more loved than my main

>>542949279
I have finally unlocked Spec Ops and can now finally throw my sniper rifle away to be a sneaky little C4 and mine gremlin

>>542951948
This whore looks like she could spit polish my woober to sparkling.

>>542952090
the MCH gun looks real nice, GNB is also quite good

>>542952228
gl moonie friend

Dogoonies

>>542952143
rape

>>542952282
do u feel like a hero yet??????

>>542946649
Uhh... Lost Ebon Vanguard member... Rank is: pun master.. hey wanna know how to kill an Akrveld? .... I can't sell you it's a seikret

>>542951053
imagine getting a handful of this guild clerk booty

>>542946649
I playerscope my friends and schizo myself for sympathy

>>542952143
You look good dressed like that, plapmeat. How about we find someplace dark and quiet and you let me lift up that skirt and hit from the back, steppe style?

>>542951898
Hum, just as well. I can desire someone and then toss them into the abyss with the same stroke.

>>542949046
I was about to start the DT fish but my stupid ass forgot to get the folklore books, now I'm getting scrips to get those

my catboy is ugly

>>542952090
doesnt matter both versions are the same just with different colors.
if you're like talking style wise i think the first version looks better and most of the weapons look pretty nice. standouts are gnb mch blm mnk

>>542951978
Wanna come do roulettes instead

So compelled to yearn post and give that femroe a free (You)... i mustn't.

>>542952532
ugly ugly catboy

>>542952459
>plapmeat
Okay the bit is over you made it weird...

>>542952546
nice hrothbutt

>>542952282
"" Sniping "" is dumb in these games because of ((scope glint)) which is not a real thing. I hate how dumb games have gotten. Also heres a cool battlefield inspired pic

>>542949046
Watching a friend stream FFT while I eat pretzels dipped in peanut butter

I think my EB is trans but I can't prove it

>>542952127
The pose progress is... Not that far along yet! Getting sidetracked talking about RPing adventures with the two while watching an RP event we stumbled across.
>>542952128
All of him at once! He's a tiny rodent knight, only a wee bit bigger than she is. Definitely imagining some fairy femdom stuff with him though...

>>542952579
stop it... hes ugly but not double ugly...

is there a way to spawn a chair prop? I need more seats here.

>>542952409
Hmmm, I'm not sure I can find you any work as a comedian but monster slaying is always in demand

>>542952470
I apologize but guild policies are very clear I can be at most friends with our contracted adventurers

>>542952446
I cannot stop you from imagining, but may I request you not voice them out loud? If I hear one more drunken guard declare his desire to "Make fuck with you" I might start carrying a knife

>>542951898
*fumbling with the tiny writing utensil to the point of basically scraping the tip of it slowly across the page*
*ssss, skrrrsh, ch-ch, skrrrrsh, ch-ch*
*begins on the next page*
*sss-sss-ss, ch-ch-ch, krrf-krrf-ch, skrrrsh, ch-ch*
*a face of red embarrassment but of pure focus and intent*

>>542952648
>pretzels dipped in peanut butter
nice

>>542946649
i deliver packages
Postmoogle's bennies are kinda shit lately

I think my eb is a grown ass man but i cant prove it

>>542952143
Don't worry, my sunnie will protect your modesty with a close embrace so your whole body is covered..

I miss Kouhai...

>>542952784
Let me cop just one good squeeze, both hands, and I'll sign up for whatever job that you just cant seem to fill.

>>542952882
can you stop making shitty desperate attempts to socialize that get no (You)s

>>542952649
>>542952942
you guys dont talk about this stuff before getting EB'd?

>>542953036
Thanks

>>542953043
bro i have literally fucked you on three different alts without telling you i was from xivg, why would i talk about shit when i'm just trying to have fun

>>542953036
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

>>542952830
Thank you for your decision to contract with the Pan-Eitherys guild, we will be in touch once we have made contact with a buyer

>>542952910
Courier services are in demand! Especially if you are capable of defending yourself during the transportation of desired cargo

>>542953032
>Let me cop just one good squeeze, both hands, and I'll sign up for whatever job that you just cant seem to fill.
...Maybe when my quota is not filled.

>>542953115
nooticing

>>542952784
You should all know that this bitch is Mava BVLL property. She strictly fucks Mava woober slangers and she loves every second of it. Don’t bother flirting with her because we gangbang her tight frotch pussy every night in the Mava jungle.

>>542953172
What's up with the cellulite thighs

>>542953043
do people just get EB'd without really knowing each other? and yet somehow my transraen remains un-EB'd...

>>542950103
but like why would you say something like this though

Fiddie fupa?

>>542952882
That picture looks like she is...

>>542953245
do she like white boys

>>542952594
acknowledge the daggers pls
>>542952674
sorry I will have pants next time i make a comparison thing

>>542953115
lol.........
>>542953245
I get it for RP, but idk how someone can do it serious without getting to know the other person first

glub

Hey does anyone wanna come to my birthday party on the 18th…

>>542952673
Sounds like some cute interactions. Post your fairy so I can know if it was the one I was thirsting for previously..

>>542953241
I'm half-lalafell, we tend to be a little big thicker than your average smallfolk

>>542953196
Please go away

>>542953301
in need of an eyebrow trim

>>542953394
sorry i've got a thing on then
can we do another day

>>542945810
https://files.catbox.moe/s33n8s.webm

>>542953036
lol, lmao even

I apologize in advance
>>542946649
I-is this good enough for an application photo?
My specialty is... Ha... well my mom tells me I'm pretty funny so I guess that. I mean, I don't really know what I'm good at...
Haha... uhm, sorry if I laugh it's a stress tick I promise.
I um, I'm looking for a job... I guess, ha, you already know that haha... I've never had a job before.
C-can I have a job please? I want to see mom and dad smile again...

>>542953484
Madocat...
Post that cat...

>>542953245
I would eb her in a second...

>>542953394
actually I read the OP nevermind…

>>542953394
I am ironically already going to a birthday party on the 18th...

>>542953484
Now that is a cat fanta I have not seen in a long time... a long time.

>>542953405
Not sure if there's other fairies around here, but sure!

>>542953172
Whew I'll take that, I'll stick around just for the squeeze

>>542953574
Go hang out with your bros on your birthday.

>>542953394
Do I get to plap the birthday girl

>>542953196
It's true, I've seen it on /trash/

>>542953613
*wiggles ur wings*

>>542953390
Hey Ace sent me some new goonslop. Wanna JO to it later and send it to her?

What does this do anyways? Does it make it so that if a node can have hidden items on it (rare spawns in the node) it forces them to spawn in the node?

>>542953245
I don't mind what my future EB is IRL, I just want them to be happy...

your favorite thread thighlander?
yeah, she is a lowlander lover

these people groomed you and poisoned you against me. you prohibited me from playing with you and let this weirdo cling to you day and night. this clique turned you into a degenerate like them. you are not this cold and fucked up. please wake up from this degenerate general and server. you have never been the same since these weirdos got into your head. remember how i told my dad about you and you told your family about me too. please wake up from this balmung shit, i miss the person i knew.

>>542953674
You guys are my only friends

>>542953521
>I um, I'm looking for a job... I guess, ha, you already know that haha... I've never had a job before.
>C-can I have a job please? I want to see mom and dad smile again...
....perhaps we can find a position for you in the Guild. At the very least our attached tavern always needs more servers or city couriers.

>>542953628
Questionable motives. Hopefully your means impress me

>>542953390
secs

>>542949046
I just got home from work and time to lazymaxxxxx. Gonna take some screenshots and hop on Hades 2

>>542953613
Yeah, definitely the fairy I was thirsting for previously. Turn around so I can get a view of both sides? For no reason of course.

>>542952143
Oh my goodness

>>542953697
That's hot, wish I had a sexy af femra friend to jerk off with and send what we "finish" to my other sexy femra friend

>>542953782
That's what I'm saying. The Male Meetup is that day. Go kick it with them.

>>542953706
when you go to a map node you can use this and it should pop up

>>542953613
This is cute and a neat idea nice work anon

>>542953826
I think I will

>>542952784
We're at an impasse. I wanted to claim you as my personal property, you keep claiming the guild won't allow that. What if we settled? Gift me a femlala that wants to be owned by the most alpha lalaboy that's ever existed, and this whole debacle can be made clear..

I'm making a wedding dress mod that will never see the light of day on my own character...

>>542953812
fuga coded

>>542953871
What would be neat is having those lips on my-

Remember. The key to removing it, is to starve it of (you)s.

>>542953928
>I wanted to claim you as my personal property
Sir I have spoken with you a single time

>>542953562
The OG, or current Gyarucat?

>>542953605
Indeed

>>542953928
>by the most alpha lalaboy that's ever existed
Bro you've swallowed horse cum...

I wonder how did Thavnairians get such a horrible reputation online.

>>542953934
Anon...

>>542953812
AWOOOOOOGA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA

tfw no stupid femlala cuntsfolk eb

>>542954051
You are gyarucat? If so, more of her please.

>>542952832
A rava? Round these parts? Now that's something. You up to anything good?

>>542953613
*nibbles ur wings*

>>542953329
I guess so...
>>542953570
are you a sunnie?

>>542954082
Y-yeah...

>>542954295
A moonie...

>>542949046
Other gaming and stealing cargo and denying freighter lanes https://streamable.com/xqcjv3

>>542953172
i've mastered all the VR courier courses

>>542952450
May we see those moonie grapes

>>542953934
Shall we fix that?

>>542954374
Based.

lol this goes hard asf the military force for the crystarium does not play when it comes to their drills lol dude is having to do situps in a whole ass thunderstorm

My femlalas tummy is full

>computer fan decided to shit itself today
Using an external fan when running software seems to work, but if the noise returns it's so fucking irritating. Sometimes it works, sometimes there's a grating noise, I can't get it repaired yet both due to the warranty and needing it for something happening in less than a month

>>542954195
>cant post my lala until the AI arc is over

>>542954475
Askers?

>>542953251
Because it's true.

>>542953697
proofs

>>542954295
NTA but I am a sunnie...

>>542954475
this nigga built like a steamed ham

Thank you all very much for your interest. I am off shift now, if you have further questions please speak to the receptionist on duty

>>542954475
Bro cant fix a fan LMAO

>>542954526
What do you mean, anon?
>>542954562
Aurora Borealis

>>542954475
Damn, that's annoying bro.

whats with sunnies and chasing transwomen

>>542945915
>>542949348
It is safe to say no one likes you so please just fuck off and stop wasting posts.

That shit go soft. No (You).

where's my sloppa posts.....

i am
a gay catboy

Can someone slop up some hypnosis

>>542954582
the job market is so hard these days...

>>542954682
hypnosis is rape and is banned

>>542954623
No! I'm chasing femra, which.. doesn't help my case much here...

>>542953820
We do that regularly in the contrast clique but you have to be into having your character fuck niggercoded characters.

>>542954203
I'll have to take some new stuff soon

If you posted your char and you didn't get a single (You), nobody likes your ass. Go away.

>>542954781
>>542954623
I'm chasing Favas which... also doesnt help my case much

>>542954594
It's a laptop and I'm not very good with fine tools. It could just be that something got stuck in it, or it could be that it's wobbly and needs a replacement. Either way I don't trust myself with the hardware side of things, I know someone who does but he's not available at the moment.

>>542954648
Do you want more mindless cocksucking AI slop

Nobody actually likes malezen

>>542952552
sorry gamer just saw message, I'll get back to doing roulettes some day I just can't rn. I hope yours went well though

I'm popping a Fanta to turn my 34 bust Fiddie into a 0 bust fiddie.

>>542954835
what if I go between getting 0 and getting several on different posts?

>>542954274
Not a whole lot at this hour, simply chasing some big fish since I decided to join the FSH ranks.

>>542954925
May I rub my cock on your delicious new flat as a board chest?

>>542954808
link?

Relevant.
https://poal.me/2f4lpk

>Meet with a femezen here
>They're mentally ill
Every fucking time

>>542953814
This is the closest you're getting to a view from the back for right now!
>>542953871
Thanks anon! /joy
>>542953696
>>542954290
Careful with the wings!

>>542954906
mindless or enthusiastic, either would be nice...

>>542955038
me and THAT femra

>>542954815
Good choice on the pinks.

>>542954582
Time to pick this lala up, give her ass a nice squeeze, and carry her off to have drinks

>>542954925
show results, sis

>>542955135
is it me

>Meet with anyone here
>They're mentally ill
Every fucking time

Cockwatch status?

>>542955215
where do you think we are?

>>542955215
My bad

>>542955108
too much movement

>>542955135
is it me?

>>542955108
grok is unfucked again??

>>542955224
Me and your mother at back at it again

>>542955215
you haven't met me yet

>>542955079
we warned you

>>542955021
That's a good way to spend an evening. My own rava ran out of fish to hunt, but it's a long journey. I hope your hooks find their marks.

>>542955246
That's quite the point

>>542955038
interesting

>>542955473
That's why you're supposed to use a spoon for your yogurt

>>542955473
This is why I hate eating cream filled donuts

Perhaps I should Fanta to Male Xaela

>>542955558
My fiddie just got a little turned on reading that

>>542954815
Gyaru cat so cuteeeee

Good morning /xivg/
What's on the schedule today?

My femlala is showing a deep appreciation for rava culture by currently bouncing like a bunny on one of their carrots!

>>542955558
Yes and then you should grab my femraen in your muscular arms and drag her to your yurt for

>>542954815
SMOOCH

>>542955558
post?

>>542955346
Most of these FSH adventures have been successful but there's a few targets that are proving to be a bother. But they can't last forever! Fun to hear that there's another rava out there that's a very accomplished fisher, so much so that they've run out of targets!

any femxaela with their own yurt looking for a femraen or are they all unemployed?

>>542955694
Schizophrenic vagueposting apparently

>>542955694
gm rn its get to lvl 91

>>542954815
Why do you call that scumbag a friend?

>>542955215
S-sorry...

>>542955776
Why would I, a steppe chadette, want a bubble monkey in my yurt?

i wish xiv jong was as simple as
>kan once
>suddenly have 4 dora
one day i'll be good at jong and get that 2000 rating for the nice plate design...

Anyone else feel trapped and cornered by life sometimes?

>>542954649
i am
a bi catboy

>>542955086
Aw man.. Nothing more? Thanks though! Where does this fairy usually hang out at..?

>>542955694
I will do the SB alliance raid so I can finally be done with SB entirely.

>>542955776
me femxaela only has her ship and her eyepatch

>>542954908
i like malezen so much that i made a malezen alt i'm actively playing on.. keep those stocks up..

it's hard to make an armored fiddie look imposing when she hits this stance

>>542955135
its me isn't it..?

>>542955215
I have 4 mental illnesses and autism as a 5th issue on top but as far as I know I just come off as a very autistic wallflower.

>>542955952
SB was the last good expac... be careful what you wish for...

>>542954649
post you're catboy before you go to work please...

>>542955902
yeah but then i come to xivg to laugh at the faggots who frequent here and my male middie feels much better because things could be so much worse

>>542955776
my femxaela is a drifter traveling from place to place.. no time to settle down anywhere or for anyone.

Fiddie that plaps, doesnt do blacked and doesnt do dog stuff?

>>542955998
What's so bad about Shadowbringer?

>>542955902
Everyday, honestly.
Don't know how I get on, but I do.

>>542956092
mine was like this

>>542956148
>filler episode msq
>shitty raid story
>alliance raid that has literally nothing to do with anything at all

>>542955957
>>542956089
what if we wandered the land and sea together...

>>542956237
Why is it "was"

I'm gonna say it! I need too! I need out of this place for a while!

>>542955973
https://youtu.be/Hloi-DCf3Sw?si=Pj3YxHK732jCG5FM
Her theme

>>542956271
sorry lass the only room in me femras heart is for treasure

>>542942847
do people ACTUALLY enjoy final fantasy games???
every fucking time i tried one, it's some completely inane, nonsensical story, with the same 15 creatures recycled appearing even if it makes no fucking sense for them to appear
>ALSO HAHA CID IS IN EVERY GAME HAHA REMEMBER CID GUYS LOL!!!!!! IT'S THE JOKE!!!!!!
christ these games feel like garbage, made for absolute morons

>>542956381
you know that's fair. may the winds ever be in your favor.

>>542956257
I'll grant you the raids are shit, but how is the MSQ filler? You put a stop to the last two unsundered Ascians, which was the goal since ARR

>>542955038
this reminds me of cumtears
i wonder where that fucker went to

WTF when I post my steppe stud all you guys do is satania post me

>>542956424
incredible
let's see how many responses this gets

Anon... Ya darn sure oughta've unsheathed that damn sword if ya really wanted to ever beat me!

>>542955473
The Bearded Lady

>>542954648
I didn't think I could possibly lose any more respect for you than I already have, yet somehow you continue to disappoint me. Genuinely impressive work.

>>542956424
i really liked crisis core :)

>>542952006
Yotsuyu if she lived and when emo after SB

>>542956446
may ye one day have a sea vessel to call your own and we meet again on the oceans blue

>>542955530
>>542955553
>>542956498
its cum you guys, it even said so on the mod title
>>542956549
I like that

>>542955215
my bad lil bro

>>542956018
CN...

may i call cc?

>>542956356
Way ahead of you sis! dogoonies

>>542956636
anal

>>542955079
I'm not mentally ill, I'm just boring

>>542956636
go ahead nacho

>>542956636
you may (im ready for more beatings)

>>542956636
Please do

>>542956631
i'm nyot chai nuzz...

>>542956092
+ or -?

>>542956676
I can fix her

>>542956636
you may only call anal

Hello

crystal casual cc 3:25

Expert roulette on Crystal, anyone?

I'm in the Dawntrail arc of my life, bros...

>>542956490
been scopin' anyone else lately?

>>542956683
holy fuck

>>542956789
Hello

>>542956723
- only please

>>542956718
this hroth being so cute is so evil considering her pilot

>>542956720
MM...

>>542956650
way to go sis! dogoonies forever!

is this an ingame gun model and if so which one?

>>542955902
All the time. I'm sure every generation has it's problems but getting a job that will pay you these days is like a rat race and I hate it

Cool glam btw

>>542956896
nyot master matoya either...

BREHS.... THE FEMRAS ARE SUICIDING
>>542956907
>>542956650

>>542955694
Dealing with my poor decision making skills by killing time until I'm physically able to fall asleep.

>>542956896
nyo...
>>542957000
what the heck you're nyot me either!