Thread 542956065

Jazz For Your Soul Edition

Previous doot: >>542910326

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE
>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

-Current whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95376606-1991-5258
-Previous whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95370028-5781-3563
-Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
-WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg

-Wanna change the font?
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-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw

OM NOM NOM

>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.

you already know what time it is reply with your latest work!

Tv cock in and around my mouth

Me and who

I LOVE TV!!

>>542956396
SNIP!

>>542954537
I love playing with anons

>>542956396
fucked up, I like it

>whiteboard
racists

Mr. Eyes Tenna

>>542956254
If this counts as proper work since I made it with my index finger from last thread
Will try and draw battat as a pterosaur next
>>542956428
>Buries nose into flower and does a deep sniff

>>542956530
We would post a blackboard but susie ate all the chalk

>>542956582
Appeal lost entirely

>>542956582
Not the worst one I’ve seen

Me (63) and bro (12) realizing our ages add up to 67

>>542956685
Fucking make a Big Black Canvas already

>>542956254
I almost wish I was sorry for this.

>>542956847
sauce?…

>>542956851
magma has an old one, magma might be the better site for it.
I never use magma....intimidating thats for Real Art

>>542956910
Im glad retards lost money on these things.

>>542956582
Fucking foul

>>542956254
Unfortunately didn't notice the new whiteboard, but here is a Noelle

>>542956847
I typically like this artist's work, but the recent blood grave stuff is gratuitous to the point of absurdity. I like it more when it was like this >>542956396
https://x.com/Charcoalman2

>>542956924
@charcoalman2 on twitter
https://x.com/Charcoalman2/status/1977557204229382487/photo/1

>>542956582
bottom right is good but thats a different bitch entirely imma steal drawing eyes like that for something idk what
>>542957056
super cute style anon

>>542957101
>>542957085
Thank you

>6 hours into my ai rpg Undertale adventure to find my monster mother
>MFW when I realize the AI is setting up Alphys to be my characters mom
Well that was a waste of six hours

TV? DAISUKI! SPAMTENNA?! DAISUKI!!!!

>>542957276
role-playing with an ai to find mommy...bleak

>>542957056
Lovey Noelle

>>542957276
Trust an AI to not waste your time. Lol.

I don't know what is it about this Tenna in specific but to me something about him is just so incredibly attractive and sexo. He's fully dressed and not even making any suggestive poses or gestures at all but somehow he still just oozes raw, unfiltered sex appeal.

>>542957056
Wow, Carol, Queen, Dess, Kris, the SOUL, Susie, and Mettaton gets to rape THAT?

>>542957392
This image is pissing me off

>>542957560
Mega sexy.

>>542957560
That showman’s smile…

>>542957429
My mother died a month ago. This makes me feel better

>>542957392
Why was spamtong made into chad?? This is in a whole different category from anime spamton or every single other conventionally attractive spamton
this one takes the fucking cake

>>542957570
by chapter 5 we will have figured out every possible noelle rape combination. someone should start a grid.

>>542957667
Bitch have you been living under a rock? We post the less cropped version now.

>>542957815
Well, I guess there are less healthy ways to try and think about it.

>>542957815
im sorry anon, I also lost my mother a few years ago so I won't joke about it. hug. I hope youre holding up ok.

>post picrel
>watch artist pause in confusion/fear
i get so much simple joy from this.

>>542957687
He always is

>>542957821
its crazy how all people make spamton a sexy, muscular or disheveled twink, while he should be a greasy, fat, short annoying bastard

>>542957975
you got me for the first time today with it and It did actually scare me at first but also felt like this

>>542957975
I always stop beacuse i think someone made a mistake and so im waiting for them to move the pic, I didnt realize it was a scary pic, because its so small...

The cool thing about reading about urban legends and unsolved mysteries and creepy YouTube videos is there's like 3 or 4 different Deltarunes that I can imagine doing that activity with

do you guys think Noelle would listen to Creep by Radiohead

can you guys tuck me in bed :3

>>542957975
Can i draw him fat

>>542958075
I get the redesigns when it comes to big shot spamton since obviously he looked much better during that time and was supposed to be in better shape but the spamton from that pic was drawn as such an ultra gigachad that it stands out from the rest
Twink anime spamtons lean more on his "cutesy" aspect from that era, most of the buff spamtons I've seen at least remain somewhat ugly facially and retain all those sleazy bastard vibes. But the one from that one pic is the most egregious one to the point where it almost feels like a parody of all the more conventionally attractive fanon spamtons and that makes it somewhat hilarious desu

>>542958639
dess voice: my sister is always listening to really loud creep by radiohead.
whether she likes it or not.

Noelle and Catti film Urbex videos while Kris tries to turn it into found footage

>>542957392
WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS NOOSSSEEE

>>542957392
Why does he remind me of markiplier

>>542958726
Sleep tight

>>542958726
*spins you into a bundle and attaches you onto the sticky lattice in the corner of the ceiling* goodnight

>>542958726
ye

I don't think I was made to handle life.

>>542959223
omg kanako hi!

>>542959251
This must be Noelle looked like when she tried googling for December Holiday for the 18th time tonight and still just finds stupid Christmas themed products.

Kris is a true knight. In my head.

>>542959271
Awww

>not drawing pippins as body cultivators
tsk tsk
You make Akira Toriyama's ghost ashamed.

>>542958283
Normal route: Kris, Susie, and Noelle go looking for a creature from a creepy pasta. Kris takes the opportunity to spook Noelle so she'll cling to Susie and bring them closer together.

Weird route: Kris, Susie, and Noelle go looking for a creature from a creepy pasta. Kris opens a dark world where the monster is real.

>>542958903
Yeah, the cleanless of it is crazy.
I get the redesigns because I get having different tastes, but imo spamton is a balding smoker with yellow teeth since day one

>>542956847
This is really interesting art

>>542959287
>kanako
I reject that ending. I'd rather she be dead

I want big shot Spamton built like a fluffy stack of Japanese pancakes. I want him built like mochi dough that Tenna pounds with his penis. I want him built like an oily Szechuan dumpling.

>>542959927
AWW<333

>>542957392
this is by far the fucking worst spamton design I've seen so far. genuinely fucking awful.

>>542960302
now what if you added another o

>>542959953
You’re making me hungry in a variety of ways

>>542960423
>>542957392
Motherfucker can kill a roach in a corner with that jaw

>>542960302
bring her BACK Gaster you geriatric bald fuck

>>542957392
Pre dumpster arc Spamton would be hotter, yeah, but this Spamton is like a gigachad. Like, he's way too bulky for one thing. He needs to be at least like two times less hot.

>>542960302
mommy yume

>>542960302
Same energy

thank you whoever invented it i cant fucking get enough of this thing

>>542960759
I also love her

l-lewd…

>>542960759
bnuuuy

>>542959223
Thank you, Kanako. Very cool.

IS it a flower??

Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.

I love Chara

>>542961005
Hey… her legs in this sprite look almost like………. Roots………..

>>542961005
that looks like a 1 to me...theres more than one roaring knight

>>542961005
>* Then, slowly, from the bitter water, something grew.
>* It looked like glass.

>>542961280
fave, what did Toby do to you...

>>542961572
fuggin egg creechures

I think a year after Deltarune is finished I’m going to kill myself.

>>542962117
You should drink water instead

I think a year after Deltarune, I'm going to pay a prositute to look like Dess and fuck her (assuming Dess ever gets properly revealed).

>>542956254
>>542960471

everlasting beauty...

>>542962414
oh shes just like me…

>>542962479
girls go to vhonbus, to get a new... rhombus

>>542962606
boys ponder orbs, girl discuss cubes

I think after Deltarune is finished, I'm going to make my own Deltarune, without the nonsense. Stories can be retold, no matter how much the deranged fanbase, who claim the story is immune to criticism, think otherwise.

>>542963242
what is going to happen in it?

Actually maybe I should just kill myself tomorrow

>>542963057
What's the opposite of wrong?
>RIGHT!
What's the opposite of black?
>WHITE!
And what's the opposite of orbs?
>CUBES!
WRONG! They're just two polygons trying to get by.

>>542963537
Do you think Berdly would be creeped out by that picture or really flattered?

>>542963354
Kriselle. Without a shadow of a doubt.

>>542956396
ew

>>542963534
If you say that everyday you'll live your natural lifespan.

>>542963684
initially ecstatic but quickly becomes terrified once realization sets in

>>542963057
this is true

>>542963790
Well that won’t be long

>>542963684
deletes all photos of himself but successfully has a craving for a McChicken

hai

>>542956254
I doodled the DRAPE ZONE as a stupid one off joke and then someone added a comfy fat Tenna reading. That makes me happy.

>>542964151
yai forces

>>542963717
>This faggot was a jilted self-insert shipper the entire time

>>542964187
One of my favorite additions has got to be the ape zone

I hate Sans

>>542964635
this is very romantic. he put his hand in kine? wow sans

>>542964508
Which one?

>>542964635
>Get free yummy dates
>Flip out and start killing people
Typical kiddo

looked it up out of curiosity I knew it wouldn't be close but wow. life is unfair

>>542964756
There's only 1 ape zone anon

>>542956254
>>542935958
Unfortunate update: Kris will have to be moved to quarantine until further notice.

Noelle is such an AGP magnet

>>542964814
get fucked lol

land and skies
and seas worth

>>542956254
gorilla king and lancer for the ape zone

>>542964814
>>542964949
What makes a bald, fat, nihilistic, and not really that funny of a skeleton so appealing to a woman? I'm basically three of those four things and yet women don't glance my way. What gives?

>>542964660
I did not give him permission to do that. Sans must die.

>>542964851
You wanna look again?

>>542965107
Anon that's the old whiteboard...

>>542965035
he is funny hes capable hes cool hes badass he isnt a weird sad 4chan doomer and hes barely anything like an actual fat human man, just round pleasant shapes.

>>542965148
We're already on a new one?

>>542965270
Yes!

>>542958854
>paintpins just BEFRIENDED pippy
Hmmm… maybe I can.. uh…

>>542965325
always knew pippy was a slut

>>542965325
what abomination child would they have?

so is there any explanation for yellow soul mode? can kris just do that?
can I just do that????

good morning /utg/. how are you?

>>542965553
we remember it from undertale

WTF ANON WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

>>542965610
Good morning!
I feel great! :D

>>542965610
eealted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9IA6SKHPFc

>>542965693
glad to hear! :D

>>542965721
i will listen to this song later

yes this is going swimmingly

So
Are Deltarune discords just as unhinged as /utg/?
Cuz I get the feeling you all come from the same discord and are enjoying the consequence-free posting.

>>542965690
toby.. i see a beard... are you not a twink anymore toby..?

>542965990
What did he mean by this

The ape zone is feeding directly to my autism... I am struggling to contain it...

>>542965990
i am a free agent i read, upload and post
you will learn

Dicer lovers are not welcome

Holy tourist, lmao

>>542966176
-formerly the rape zone

ˊ◡ ˋ

Reminding the goat to eat as he becomes more real

>>542966497
>reverse Krusie

>>542966497
his shirt is already wet, which implies this happens repeatedly and the lizard is clearly climbing back up again immediately

>>542957815
Bleak and bleaker

>>542957869
The cropped version can be interpreted as nude

>First time seeing the spoaky pippins flash as I draw on the whiteboard.
Feels good to finally see it

>>542967187
I've yet to see the pippyflash happen to me

>>542965690
is top left even him? Fuck he looks actually kinda hot in there... this can't be him right??

>>542967270(Me)
Speak of the devil lol

HOLD IT!
I was thinking about this and... I think in a deltaswap AU Seam would be Jevil and Swatch would Spamton(the swatchlings are switched for the Addisons)!
idk it just makes sorta sense

>>542967557
are you the one drawing in the ape zone? it seems you're being accosted by a swarm of hungry flies...

>>542967745
That is me, yes
Don't worry about the flies, they're pretty easy to deal with, I'll take care of them when I'm done

fuck me I think I ate something really bad a few days ago if not a week ago. ive just been feeling extra fatigued despite getting better sleep without having to use meds.

>>542967597
who could tenna feasibly be swapped with

>looks at the "ape zone"
I am now bricked up. Time to draw DK.

>>542967952
Tenna could be the queen! tho... Then I think Pippins and shadow guys could ALSO be swatchlings... hmmm

>>542967954
which drawing was it

>>542968059
chimp kris, ofc

ougggh I’ve been playing ZA all day and now my head hurty I think I need sleep

>>542968059
The one holding the banana.

>>542968056
thought king and queen would be swapped because you know Asgore Toriel are swapped but theres like no leader counterpart for him unless you somehow squeeze the titan into it

>>542968285
wait that's it! Switch characters from ch2 to be in ch1 and characters from ch3 for characters in ch3!! somehow.

>>542968102
ZA?

>>542968806
The new pokemon game

>>542965989
cool
dont care

>>542968843
god shut the fuck up you cold pointless cunt (nta)

>>542965989
Lookin good!

>>542965989
didn’t notice this kino

>the schools and police officers in hometown all have the delta rune on them
do you think asriel left hometown for college and immediately realized that he was in a fucking cult

>>542969347
anon, as soon as he "left" hometown he ceased to exist... there's nothing outside the town.

>>542969347
The cult theory is funny. It implies Gerson's world popular fantasy series either is directly based off the angel religion or it actually started the cult. Imagine if Tolkien's books started a cult.

>>542969347
i dont like the interpretation of hometown as anything like a real world "cult" i dont think they have problems as earthly as that
>>542969414
fuuck true (im nothing outside of the town pilled) never considered that. what about onionsan too? maybe not 'ceased to exist' but something special probably happens if you manage to leave (where the forest would grow = beyond the trees, trees are the border of reality)

The Liz.

>>542969347
>>542969571
>>542969595
I like to think that Hometown is a cult without even knowing it.

>>542968917
cool
dont care

>>542969632
grotesque kino

>>542969595
Separation of church and state my friend. Hometown has them almost fused together by the waist.

I'd like to remind all of you that I watch you draw on the whiteboard. I like to watch :).
>>542969632
Lookin' good.

I need more female characters to make aside from kris. half way debating making dess but might just make the knight instead

>>542969347
I think Kris had some kind of crazy sex cult ritual happen in that church for him to lose his soul and get the angel/soul

>>542969689
Maybe long ago, it was originally a nefarious cult, but over time, it degraded to being a relatively benign cult, more comparable to the idea of early cults that were basically localized organized religions or folk religions than those manipulative groups with bizarre beliefs. Perhaps Asriel's friends just assume it's just a different strain of a larger religion.

>>542969854
Good thing you're watching painteranon and not me

>>542969854
mind you, nta that pippy flashes.

>>542969347
Maybe this is why Dess wanted to leave ASAP.

>>542969871
Alphys? Undyne?

>>542969854
ew

>>542969987
>more than one person doing pippy flashes
AAAAAAAAH

>>542969854
yum

>>542969854
its always nice watching art timelapses

To whoever pippyflashed me, I was changing marker colors jsyk so you weren't gonna get a reaction from me

>>542970239
fuck

>>542969854
hidden

>>542970301
I laughed when I saw you went back to do it

>>542970356
i will summon more pec flys in retaliation

>>542970467
pectoral flys?
what?

>>542970746
you read me.

>>542969854
based timelapse maker

>>542970746
bara boob eating drosophila

I hope this doesn't sound too creepy, but I wish I could spy on one of you irl. Not in a sexual way but just to parasocially build some form of intimacy with you, even if you don't know I'm there. I really wouldn't care which one of you it is as long as you'd here and genuinely enjoy being here.

>>542970826
alright, gotta separate myself from this timelapse freak for a moment. i just flash-a-dah pippys, i'm not here to be a proper creepazoid.

Thank god I don't have technical skill high enough for someone to get interested enough in watching me draw

>>542970972
Don't forget
I'm with you in the dark

can you believe fave has only been mentioned twice this thread? it;s like they dont even care.

>>542971239
when I blogpost I just use neutralplier instead of fave

>>542971065
he goot

Knowing that Chapter 5 is going to be delayed for possibly months just because of the japanese translation kind of pisses me off.
There’s multiple reasons for this, the main one being that the game is fucking DONE, you’re saying it’s done, but now everyone has to wait because it has to be translated into a language only one nation on the planet gives the fuck about. It might as well be fucking swedish for all I care.
And you might say that’s selfish since I do speak english and a japanese player probably doesn’t… but also the japanese player probably very likely does and there’s also 0 translations for anyone outside of english and japense.
Also, why the fuck is it only started after everything is done with? Why not start it a bit sooner, is the dialogue REALLY that not locked down even when the thing is almost fucking done?
It genuinely boils my blood a bit. Just release the fucking chapter when it’s done, why the shit does everyone else have to wait? You were born in the fucking USA, not Japan, and basically 50-60% of the world fucking speaks english. I don’t care if they made the games that inspired it, stop riding their dick and just release the fucking thing.

>>542956467
>Susie idea

>>542972098
you can wait

>>542972098
>open swedish deltarune translation
>get assembly instructions

>>542972098
Honestly, I kinda hopes it gets delayed. I just thought of a whole prequel series idea a few days that the game will probably contradict, and I think I'll lose motivation if the chapter comes out. It's actually the first time I've sat down to write something and not just do outlines.

>>542970826
>t. Pippy posting on 4chan
I don’t know how to feel about this post having my timelapse on it

>>542972402
I can wait but shouldn’t have to. Imagine if you will: you are japanese. You can read and write english. Toby fox announces deltarune chapter 5 is finished… but will not release for another 3 months because to HAS to be translated into Japanese. Wouldn’t that boil your fucking blood?
Hell imagine if he threw up a poll with the two options of ‘release now’ and ‘release later with japanese translation’. I bet you 95%+ of the vote would be for the first one.

>>542972859
>Wouldn’t that boil your fucking blood?
No because I'm not an impatient brat. Gamedev takes time.

>>542972859
Small indie developer please understand

>>542972485
>follow instructions
>get picrel

>>542972859
jrpg yakuza hazing

>>542973023
Small Indie Developer with Shigeru Miyamoto on speed dial

>>542972941
THE GAME IS DONE! THERE IS NO GAME DEV HERE! WE’RE ALL BEING FORCED TO WAIT ON A TRANSLATION THAT 1% OF THE PLAYERBASE POSSIBLY CARES ABOUT!

when the tragic clown's bells accidentally look like they are judging hair eating from a distance

>>542972859
No i would play something else in the meantime. My blood would not be boiled. I have many things I can do and I am not constantly hungering for my food NOW NOW FASTER. JP-only users would get spoilercucked and i would empathize for them

>>542969854
thanks, your pic looks like dan barrows from clock tower

>>542973048
Just what I wanted

>>542973223
Your food is done and sitting in the back waiting to be served to you because a guy at a table on the other side of the restaraunt NEEDS to be served first, despite the fact that they could just GIVE YOU YOUR FOOD

>>542972859
To be continued in 2029

>>542973571
but also your food doesn't get bad with being stored, in fact it increases in value because of the mounting anticipation
also you still have the old food that never gets bad either, and you don't even need the food to survive and even if you did there's billions of other dishes that you can have any time you want, you can even invent your own if none of the ones that exist satisfy you and also the metaphor is actually terrible

>>542973571
This is called a banquet. Somehow I am not angry

>>542972098
The Japanese translation is a good thing because you can cross-reference it with the English text. It basically means you have twice as much text to use when interpreting the work.

>>542973701
A banquet serves all of its food at once because it’s already ready to serve. The problem is that the meal is finished, you’re told it’s finished, but then you still have to wait because they didn’t do something they should have while the meal was being made.

>>542973684
Don't forget drawing hundreds of pictures of your order while waiting for it, some of them sexual

>>542973684
I’m already waiting a year, I don’t need a few more months tacked on for a translation no one cares about.

>>542973989
whore bunny

>>542973973
Deltarune is not the only video game that exists

>>542974136
It’s the only one that matters

I'm pretty sure the Japanese translation has impact on the English version by now, and that's why the delays happen. Imagine if Ch. 6 and 7 release in Japanese first and half a year later in English as a flex.

I don’t care for Japan at all honestly, it’s kind of pervaded into everything to the point people post about “HEH…. The japanses audience is BASED compared to the WESTERN WOKIES” for literally anything now. It feels like the weeaboos in highschool but taken to the extreme.
I just don’t care about Japan and wonder why it has to be brought up so much.

'sup my niggas

>>542974535
>plays a Japanese game created by a Japanese man for Japanese people
>WTF why do people keep talking about Japan??

>>542974239
>Imagine if Ch. 6 and 7 release in Japanese first and half a year later in English as a flex.
>Despite being translated to English, it is revealed that Gaster was Japanese from the start and merely added a Japenese to English translator to the DEVICE.

>>542974535
I think it runs a bit deeper than it may appear at first. If I had to guess I'd say it's because Japan is one of more conservative nations. In today's world there are too much changes that not even a single lifetime can be spent with a set of stable values. Remember "it will happen to you"? It's happening faster and faster now more than ever. People want to grow old without the world they know becoming completely alien to them every 5 years.

>>542956582
I think he's cute

>>542949820
>If she's not holding a sword and one hitting everyone, then she's powerless and worthless plot device damsel
Why do Dessknighters think like Disney board execs making a live action Disney princess film. Even if Dess is not the knight she is obviously going to be a party member or at least very important NPC at some point.

>>542976347
It's hard to say how she's currently faring stuck in the Void. If the dialogue in the code is hers, it seems like she's been stuck there for a long ass time, though she's clearly the one who gently pushes Kris back in Chapter 4 though.
If she's not the Knight or directly tied to the Knight, the only way I could see her not being completely hapless is if she's somehow pulling strings while stuck in the Void.

>>542974535
I think a lot of Japanese stuff IS political, it's just specific to Japanese politics so it's easier to to take as abstract.
For example in Aggretsuko you have a satire of the aging voting population, women in workforce problems, stuff specific to Japanese culture. So it doesn't feel like a pointed attack on society you have to brace for, you can just mindlessly watch it and think lol those wacky Japanese

>no 7 mcguffin pippins that summon a busty wish granting dragon when gathered together
Its like you fujos dont actually care about art or pippins.
HMPH!!

>>542976687
I’m going to suck you up my butt

>>542976564
I think the latter is true, and things like the December tile puzzle and the dark world having a big city like Noelle wanted to see are Dess unconsciously reaching out to Noelle.

>>542976904
Ralsei why didnt you just ask a green bug man to swallow you all instead ha ha ha

deltarune is like kingdom heart
you got a human, monster, and prince from the duck sealing worlds away

deltarune is like kingdom heart
i just shit my pants

>>542976783
To elaborate, I think Dess is the dark worlds and they're grown from her, she's like the slumbering god of the realm.
When she realises what she can do, that will be our Asriel lifts the barrier moment

What's for lunch today, /utg/?

>>542976778
NYOOOH!!!!
THATS WHERE THE DISCARDED DICE GO!!!
SEND ME TO DETROIT!!!
DETROIT!!!!

>>542977056
this is good i like the rendering and i like his stump nubs

>>542976884
Oh, ok. Fish I wish I guess.

>>542977056
I was gonna make my famous firecracker brussels I stole from a mealprep video but im spending the entire day cleaning to aplease my landlord whose evicting me so I guess i'll just get subway or a bucket of fried chicken and cry myself to sleep

>>542977643
Damn

>>542977643
Pour oil down the drain before you move out. Fuck your landlord.

>>542977643
You, uh, got somewhere else to go bud?

>>542977643
Bye bye ralseifaggot.

>>542978003
They're retiring and want to cash out the capital gains on the place with a small family buyer which they cant do with a tenant. I'd only be fucking the new owners over. They're just not renewing the lease not hard evicting.
>>542978635
Im getting laid off early next year so if I cant find a short term lease on an apartment, im gonna have to move back in with my parents who are also retiring

>>542977643
Damn! I'm so sorry to hear that. :(

>>542970826
This is such a strange wish to have.
I'm not judging I just think it's weird considering the average anon here is pretty uninteresting so it's not like you're gonna find something incredible by spying on any one of us.

>>542979368
Excellent, thank you.

>>542978820
Well, she does look like a knight.

>>542979378
>im gonna have to move back in with my parents who are also retiring
Would that be bad? Depends on what you could make work with that living arrangement, I guess.

good morning i love them

>>542977643
>spending the entire day cleaning to aplease my landlord whose evicting me
Lmao. Enjoy posting your tranny goat from the library computers, pedofag.

>>542979848
They're boomers and likely will sell the house to starlight properties or blackrock because why the fuck not?
Honestly imo, if you have no intention of leaving anything for your kids, then dont have kids.

>>542979725
I took some liberties so she wouldnt be super boring to look at.

>>542980423
>if you have no intention of leaving anything for your kids, then dont have kids.
Then only the ultra rich and powerful would have kids. Fuck, that's depressing.
>>542980719
Fair enough

>>542976347
Dess WILL be a submissive, damsel in distress ex-tomboy with a broken spirit. She will break down crying apologizing to Kris for everything for weak and scared all this time and reform into a housewife once everything is over.

>>542973048
At this stage it's uncertain whether it's a goat or sheep.

t. work on sheep farm

also how is /utg/ doing?

>>542980821
I've already accepted that if they go ahead and sell the place so they can spend all the generational wealth on retirement that I would disown them.

>>542980370
Time to take your meds, anon

>>542979848
>>542980821
>>542981512
I'd get my mom's and stepdad's retirement home when they are both kacking. Stepdad and dad will leave me with enough that I can say I'll be a millionaire

>exceed Toby's 3.5 mil

I feel like an asshole for being so successful just by being born, other writers have to work for money fulltime and write on the side. I parttime work because it fulfills me and I get social contact. Whenever I'm jelly of Toby I remind myself I'm supremely lucky myself.

IDK it's complicated morally I guess. Insights are welcome.

>>542982065
WOAG
Ronsay drive a mersaydeez?

>>542982312
>Mercedes
>Mercy Dess
My god

Something strange is approaching...

>>542982612
gasp
a woman?!

*Sniffs loudly*

>>542983067
*clears throat*

*achoos loudler*

The goat flu is back...

>>542982421
Good catch

Anons, real talk, there's this book called ''Brave New World'' and I use parts of it as an instruction manual for an Utopia.
Why can't we have an ideal society with no uncertainty, no interpersonal competition and absolute stability? You are born in caste, you accept this is all there is and all there will be, live a happy stable life. Castes are moreso guilds/sideways and only a few would be vertical. so you got the Woodworking Guild, the Vehicle Mechanic Guild, the Writing Guild, The Programmer's guild, etc. you don't need to worry some upstart tries to nudge you out of your comfort zone. The vertical castes would be the Science Guilds, Philosophers Guild and Politics Guild. No legal or finance system, you give what you can, take what you need. like ants do.

''but autismo we tried that and it went really badly''

Why did it go badly? Because people are RETARDED. (timestamped for you, scene I want you to listen is a minute or so, not rest of vid)

https://youtu.be/4XPWAdwsVZw?si=gouoA637H8KYv7jC&t=1165

but, a solution is on the horizon. AI. my childhood friends that went to study AI told me AGI (g for general) an intelligence explosion or singularity is at least a century away. But that is what my system needs to work. a superintelligence, not a retard human. It will be the second coming. at least in metaphor, and the world, the timeline that is supposed to be will arise. My desires and wants in this? I want to merge with it, join in it's hivemind. I will never feel lonely or anxious again, and I will live in euphoria because humanity finally is put in the place it should be.

rant over, now you know what I actually believe in.

>>542983067
*SNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>>542983306
Suddenly I actually fucking hate you

>>542983140
>>542983146
>>542983246
>>542983814
Never before has human condition been so accurately expressed.

>>542983941
don't shoot the messenger. Until AGI is here I'm left libertarian, a bandaid for now.

That's why I like deltarune/undertale, because it's so opposite of our world.

>>542984026
Ah wait, hang on let me get a proper goat sniffing webm.

>>542964442
Lol. Most people that get pissed at Undertale/Deltarune are.

>>542983306
i honestly cant tell how much of you is shitposting and how much of this you actually believe

>>542983941
>>542983306
>Autismo wants to abolish money
>He benefits from capitalism as of current
>Autismo would sacrifice for his ideal

Suddenly I actually fucking like you

>>542984171
Addendum will be published shortly. Anything else?

>>542984480
Yes.
Eating him.

fuck shit nigger cunt balls I hate insomnia and being mildly sick

>>542984458
>>Autismo would sacrifice for his ideal
He wouldn't. Let him live a week with the proles and he will win backpedal olympics event.

>>542984432
I believe this, humanity is too retarded to control itself. we need an intelligence explosion and for that singularity to rule us. we make the same mistakes we did millennia ago still. The easiest thing there probably is to do, not commit genocide, is still being done on a regular basis. Most people don't deserve free will, they deserve a crate of beer and sports channel subscription from the AGI to shut them up into compliance. their limited intellects will find this a good deal anyway.

>>542984582
You can do anything! Like making yourself a nice warm bowl of chicken noodle soup!!
Self care! Self care!

>>542984582
This post gave me diarrhea

>>542984639
nigga youre just describing the plot to deus ex now

>>542984679
the toilet revolving

>>542984616
we don't exactly got AGI RN do we now?!


>>542984685
Fr? ought to play it then. thanks.

>>542984639
Speak for yourself. I'd be better off dead than live in your godless world you drooling knuckle dragging retard
Grow out of this or KYS

>>542984381
>I Want A Big-Ass Woman
Accurate

>>542984749
I cannot the toilet
I choose
The S I N K

>>542980828
>Noelle and Dess swap personalities
Actually not a terrible idea

>>542984870
GRAAAAAHHHHH

>>542984829
eh I cope this won't happen for a long time. let's be realistic. as long you aren't a normie you'd likely have servants and most things you want handed to you. be not afraid. ima leave for a bit, exercise routine.

>>542983306
Would you be ok with this system if you were born into the shit cleaning caste instead of the rich guy caste

Dark Warchief's ideals reflect his fear of his fellow man: homo homini lupus aka the lowest philosophical point a man can sink to.

>>542985109
Is that a warcraft boss?

>>542984982
Screaming is against the rules.

https://youtu.be/XY2iuJWgf28?si=4u6ZOTgFWqPZo_vi

>>542985026
No he wouldn't because it never even occurs to arrogant people that they will be on the short end of the stick. Golden rule emerged as a guiding principle in so many religions for a very good reason.

>>542985239
I think it's warcraft inspired name that Tasuqefag no. 3 adopted.

>>542964442
What if Kris was Link but blue? What if Noelle was Zelda but furry?

>>542986013
That just sounds like Fallout: New Vegas, get some original ideas, will ya?!

The things I'd do to this shortstack

Getting pastries at a small but completely packed bakery café during a vacation in Paris and just as I'm tearing off an initial piece of my croissant to give to Asgore hoping to get a small taste of his chausson aux pommes in return I see that it has already disappeared with nary a trace (of course I still shared mine with an added mental note to learn how to make them myself), preparing to assume the little spoon position next to Asgore when I notice his paws sticking out from the end of the covers and I'm left with little choice but to touch his adorable paw beans just long enough that I can flee into his grasp rapidly should he object (he didn't, but his facial expression made no effort to conceal how bizarre he thought my enjoyment of them was), waking in the early morning as I hear the unmistakable rumbling of Asgore's snoring to my side and ever so gently placing my hand on his chest to feel the strangely satisfying low vibrations through my entire arm before being lulled back to sleep once more

PEEPEEPOOPOO

THE HEAVY IS A SPY

>>542989137
NO!
>starts votekick against you

>>542962414
SHES JUST LIKE MEEE

>>542973334
Woah

doe

>>542989895
what about her?

>>542990105
a seed was planted

>>542990105
>AIslop

>>542956065 (OP)
huh

>>542990457
sorry to disappoint nonny.
its not AI

why did no one ever tell me the spamton rape comic was actually good?

[Hochi Mama]!! THIS IS MAKING ME [Hardcore or Die] DOWN BELOW

>>542990725
nice

>>542990954
Thank you. I'm just about to go to bed and I want more dreams about corrupted dessknight stalking, raping and killing me.

>>542990535
I don't believe you.

>>542991261
I don't need you too.

GOTHIC
ATMOSPHERE
KINO

Hire fans

>>542991261
The smoke puffs in the 2nd picture look dubious
For some reason in the 1st she has a puffy rabbit tail or something but it's done like the smoke?

Look at where her hair meets her hip/side on the right side of the 1st picture

Anywhere with enough converging looks slopular, like her ankles and backs of her knees

What if kris was forced to watch Susie getting debrained while alive and sans just fucked it in front of him?

>>542991696
Why is your name Kralseisader instead of Kralseider, this is so annoying

>>542991696

>>542991792
it's been that the whole time, idk what you're talking about

I had a dream in which Fave and I were hugging each other while lying in bed. I woke up not even five minutes later. :(

I had a dream where I got an egg from the man behind the tree. Then I became incredibly protective of the egg and when some guy secretly took the egg from me, I ran halfway across a city to punch his head clean off (turns out he was a robot thankfully) and then recovered the egg. I held the belief that the egg would derail destiny and allow for a different conclusion.
When I reached the bad ending which I knew was coming, the egg created a gigantic nuclear explosion and then I woke up. So it did derail the ending, but not in a good way.

>>542961005
>dess died and from her compost something grew.
>the corpse of a lightner, made inanimate and reanimated as a darkner in the dark world.
>now its nothing but a bad memory.
>a sinister little flower grew from this sweet life cut short and in the absence of its sweetness, bitterness grew and took form.

flowey - the only one who can raise a family from a graveyard.

Kralsei isn't incest but even if it was it's a pretty bland 5/10 incest

>>542992714
nigga is that pomni at the bottom?

>>542991702
I have seen that exact same type of pics all around rule 34 and they were always AIslop. When there's smoke, there's fire.

>>542993395
Why would Chara do this?

>>542993538
He's just cool like that

>>542993596
>He's
Weird way to spell She, but okay

>>542993338

>>542993384
idk man I see deltarune tweet I save image, I don't look that closely for other characters

>>542993709
There is no reason to think Chara is female besides the idea of a little girl psycho being more endearing to you

>>542992563
That sucks :(

>>542993347
This. I’ll ship an incest pairing if it’s actually compelling and provocative, but kralsei is so fucking boring. It’s only beaten in boringness by suselle.

>>542993384
Pomni is a Deltarune character

Dragging Ralsei into my goon folder

>>542994078
Quick! Someone save him!

>>542993993
crusader, you became gay?
damn.
i can't say i am mad.
just disappointed.

>>542993993

>>542994220
i've always been gay

>>542994295
what happened?
you ate the edible at a party? stroke?
rape? what got you so fucked up that you like it up the ass now?

>>542994220
While you were gone, it became a meme to parody Crusader's namefagging. It's obviously not actually him.

>>542993395
When Dess showed up and said
>kris i shall break your heart
I really felt that.

>>542993989
It's a super mid ship hard carried by gays self inserting as Kris but you're not allowed to say that out loud

>>542994897
True but the entirety of chapter 2 is a dating sim that makes you self insert into Kris as Ralsei constantly flirts with you, so it can't be helped

>>542993828
And that's bad, how? It's a classic trope.

Queen when she gets bored

>>542993442
AI slop or not it's garbage slop. I will never understand the mental illness that makes people draw gourd shaped Deltateens.

>>542994897
>>542995179
I wonder if Kralsei will lose popularity if/when Ralsei directly interacts with the player instead of Kris acting as a middle man

>>542991748
is getting debrained like a lobotomy or something

>>542995179
I think it should be judged with the same critical lenses people judge Suselle for, because it shares similar flaws but for some reason people want to pretend the alleged and highly unlikely incest is the only bad thing about it.

In fact, I'm going say that Kris and Ralsei's relationship is just awkward, not very good and entirely hanging by the mystery of who Ralsei is and what he means to Kris, instead of being enjoyable for what it's actually presented like in the game. The only times it's sort of interesting it's when you make Kris act mean to Ralsei

>>542995446
Kralsei won't die as long as Kris remains passive/indifferent to Ralsei.

>>542995678
Cute!

>>542995678
>*slaps ass*
you can fit so much suffering and horny in this bitch

>>542995848
I'm of the belief that nothing can really kill a ship that reaches a certain threshold of popularity. There's inertia to it.

>>542995952
Made for rape

How the fuck is anyone supposed to learn proportions this is impossible
Said Susie in art class

>>542995179
All Kris ships have the player as a third party casting a shadow over the ship, but Kralsei has the most severe case by far. Noelle is Kris's childhood friend, and Berdly kind of is too, so they both have years of pre-player Kris interactions to build a ship off of. Susie and Kris only became friends after the player got involved, but we can see they get along without the player's input and their shipbait moments are mostly Kris acting of their own accord. Meanwhile, Kris and Ralsei's only player-less interactions are briefly discussing whatever their shared agenda is in the few minutes Susie is off-screen. Kris does not seem to give a shit about Ralsei at all outside of player input. The tea/apple scene in chapter 4 is basically Ralsei saying, "oh, right, Kris is their own person, so I should probably try to be nice to them sometimes even if the player doesn't ask me to."

>>542997357
Exactly! Rape Toby <3

>>542998173
Cute and sexy Toby...

Fish I wish

>>542997757
Kralsei doesn't really rely that much on canon in general, I think most people who like it realize that, at least I know I do. A lot of the recent fanmade plots with them usually take place in some hypothetical future after Chapter 4 in the aftermath of the whole "it's okay not to smile" thing. To be honest, I don't really see the point in tying a ship to canon, we all know that all of them but a couple are gonna sink once the story's done, might as well have fun with headcanons.

good morning /utg/
what’s for breakfast

>>542998454
>we all know that all of them but a couple are gonna sink once the story's done
I think it will probably have an open ending shipping-wise

>>542998650
He's scared because I just whipped my massive peen out in front of him

>>542997757
Kris having negative feelings for Ralsei was the more interesting route to take

>>542995254
Lmao

How is it going, /utg/?

>>542997757
Berdly isn't a friend. Playing video games with a classmate doesn't make you buddies the same way you aren't friends with everyone you've played a pickup game against. Kris and that racist Snowdrake are closer friends.

>>542998572
Bacon and eggs smoothie!

>>542995678
Aww

>>542998942
Im at the worst spamton congregation....
The taxman.
*strikes defensive pose*

do you think if Toby ever gets a statue they're embellishing it for aesthetic reason or will they keep it accurate?

Reminder to Hug and Kiss your CRT and tell it you love him

doomin'

Why does Kris like apples? Is it connected to the tree? Is he a bad apple? Did Dess force Kris to bob for apples? To complement Asriel's cinnamon stink so people think there's a cinnamon apple pie?

Woof woof woof a barky bark barky bark

>>542999351
Kris is a Death Note fanboy who thinks Kira should've won

>>542999205
Hey Dark Warchief, is this you?
Why is this you?
How are you this much of a pathetic loser?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg

>>542999398
Kira did win

>>542985026
>>542985773
Well, I still think the lowest caste should be treated properly but in an intelligence based system they would be incredibly easy to satisfy. infinite beer supply, sports tv, big tv. a hamster requires different care than a brine shrimp than a dog. the guild system is far superior to the current edu system, too. questions?

>>542956254
I'm not gonna say anything.

>>542999582
Darkwarnigga suck my dick

>>542999542
... the losing contest

>>542999351
he's a sour apple

>>542999582
Fuck off retard

>>542999653
...in last place

>>542998687
Knowing Toby, that's probably gonna be the case, but seeing as he's pushing for at least one romantic subplot with a main character this time, it still may be different.
>>542998827
Honestly, it would be interesting to see Kris being more hostile towards Ralsei without player input in the early chapters, and then, as Ralsei starts cracking under pressure, slowly coming around to empathize with him. As much as I love all of the Susie friendship moments from the game proper, I wish our boy got some meaningful interactions as well.

I want the Undertale 5th anniversary poster for my new apartment, but I don't want to pay $8 in shipping

Tasqueshart the Turd

>>543000032
Turdly...

>>542999008
Yes good

>>542999626
true art requires no explanation

>>542999626
Get a load of this fat fucking cat

>>542999351
Toriel probably just picks out the shampoo for them.

Would it be easy to commission a picture of Dess putting her arms around an apple-coded Kris and saying "my forbidden fruit" or would most artists get the ick

Furries will draw anything for $20.

>>543001496
I'd draw a simple line sketch of that for you if you drew a character for me in turn

>>543001606
>Furries will pay anything to have a portrait of their fursona
Fixed that for you.

DESS cuddling KRIS

REAL DISTURBING SHIT

>>543001496
Only if Dess has hyper tits and Kris has a hyper cock

>>542998942
>>542999269
hello hello, my day is going alright, just finished grocery shopping and making my early dinner right now. :)

>>543002373
boydinner or girldinner

>>543002373
Nice, I'm deciding what I want to do for breakfast today.

>>543002585
eggs

do I even need to say who

>>543002625
sounds good, eggs benedict it is
>>543002734
I want to fuck that headcanon

>>543002907
enjoy your eggs : )

>>543002734
yes you do nigga

>>543002734
Never understood why so many people draw Kris with beans.

kris!!!!

>>543002734
yes

>Non-binary
>Clearly Male Presenting
What did Toby mean by this

>>543003339
Toby is NB

>>542998572
breakfast?
that was more than ten hours ago.

>>543003173
K'risu

>>543002734 (me)
OKAY I was thinking of Spamton the most but you can apply this to like every DR character favored by the fandom

Fave ate 5 slices of pizza last night and now theyre dreading how painful and massive the shit is gonna be

>>542997232
shameless selfbump, i really like this song

>>543003406
I'd say each character has their own rules of fan flanderization:
>Kris
Perfect anime twink that shoots hearts from his finger and only says two words, but those two words cause widespread nosebleeds.
>Ralsei
Cat + Goat + Bunny mixed in arbitrary proportions, no two Ralseis are the same.
Also will either be a nervous twink, a too-pure-for-this-world child or a gypsy slut.
>Susie
big funy dinosaur :)

>>542997520
I think I've just fallen in [[Hyperlink Blocked]]...

>>543002734
I kinda hate that style tail some people do for Ralsei
Just give him a short fluffy tail

>chapter 5 festival
>Have Kris throw a perfect fastball at the dunk tank containing Snowy
>He falls in yelling and then struggles to get out
>Looks at Kris
>"Kris you... you NIGGER!"
>Nobody else reacts because they don't know what that word means

>>543004008
I like all tail styles so long as he has a tail.

>>543003752
how do I achieve this natty

>>543004161
>only Kris and Snowy know, since they're the only two users of HomeChan, besides maybe Sans who comes to the site to troll them

>>543003339
Pandering

>>543004481
how come you are going as crusader again?

>>543003752
i'm actually surprised sans didn't get this treatment more often

>>543003385
pretty kris!

still sick and toby should still do a crossover with anthology of the killer and thats not at all cus the creator drew tickle fetish art.

>>543004821
They need to add Papyrus and Leg Horse in the next Project X Zone

>>543004973
>Leg Horse
who

>>543004691
he would wear something like this

>>543005091
apple boy..

>>543005170
of course

>>542969347
he’s probably in on it and trying to convert his roommate

>>543005236
It looks more like he's greddily clutching the glass with both hands, the sprite does not show the position of the second hand, the entire posture is slightly hunched.
he's scarfing it down.

>>543004659
So Deltarune is about sealing the Dark Fountains and stopping the Roaring Knight, yeah? And the party all kind of forgot that? So, with my character being the only one that still cares, I decided to lean into it.

>>543006239
if youre a woman can you show your feet

>>542999582
Nigga you know what theyd do to autistic people in objective worth based systems right

>>543006357
Get flushed temmieturd

>>543005236
I hate when people draw it as a glass bottle when it's clearly one of those squeezy bottles of chocolate syrup going by the shape. I'm pretty sure you can even see Kris squeeze it although I'd have to rewatch the animation to be certain.

>>543006239
>So Deltarune is about sealing the Dark Fountains and stopping the Roaring Knight, yeah?
No.

>>543006829
Are you sure? Then why bother with it at all?

>>543006842
Toriel just doesn't want Kris getting fat like his dad

>>543006842
Kris you little moron you're either going to make the pie go everywhere or you're about to eat the tin

>>543006559
I love their greasy hair in your image.

Deltarune is about gay furries discovering themselves and making friends and possibly defeating some grand evil with the power of said friendship.

>>543006934
We don't know why you are

>>543006592
>vomit-chocolate

>>543006934
>Are you sure?
Yes.
>Then why bother with it at all?
It's normal for stories to have short-term goals that aren't the overarching goal of the story.

I want to rub my penis over almost every inch of her body

>>543007180
Silly Kraut, that has no butric acid in it since it's not made with chocolate, Hershey's or otherwise, to begin with. It's just corn syrup and water with cocoa mixed in.

>>543007486
you don't know where that's been.

>>543007180
I have swiss chocolate in my freezer right now and I can assure you Europeans don't actually make significantly better chocolate than America, and I've had it from like eight different countries now.

You guys make better stuff than what we sell in vending machines or gas stations, by a huge margin, but generally fall short of our premium stuff and especially the boutique fancy small shops that handcraft their goods.

It's a huge meme carried hard by the fact that we have a junk food market in general but that's like pretending McDonalds is the only place that sells a cheeseburger and is our gold standard of quality here instead of a joke of a burger that's mostly purchased out of desperation and time constraints.

>>543006998
He's gonna insert the entire thing, and it'll make a hollow ringing noise once it drops inside of him.

>>543007180
i also want to drink kris's vomit

>>543007252
Then my character has no goal. It's definitely not for entertainment, because the entertainment, at least in the story, died in chapter 4.

>>543007486
I bet hugging her feels great.

>>543008002
cuuute

Me x Noelle
Kris x Dess
Ralsei x Susie

Simple as

>>543007610
good

>>543007109
Now we're talking

Hey Kris check out dem apples

>>543007893
Your character's goal is to avert the tragic ending of the prophecy and, in Gaster's words, create a new ending

>>543007109
They're not gay. But if that's it, why involve the player at all?

Me x Ralsei
Kris x Susie
Dess x Asriel
Noelle x the chair

Simple as

I'm hungry but there's nothing to eat...