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Why am I being punished for liking the main push of the expansion?

Xisters why did mywife not get any merch??

>>542982742
But phainon is fine?

My wife is so cute

>>542982742
Should've stayed humble, Eylsiashitter.

The real reason why they're going all in with E2 bait is because there's been some speculation that Itachi Uchiha will get released next month in the Naruto gacha and so they're scrambling to make sure that their precious OC doesn't lose to Itachi (who is vastly more popular).

>>542982742
She will be buffed in v5

finally

Should I tell my therapist about my degenerate fantasies of becoming Sparkle and doing lewd things or would she send me to the loony bin if I did?

my moonie loves femlalas

>>542982643 (OP)
It's over, Cyrenebros...

>>542982643 (OP)
Me on the left
My wife on the right

>>542982742
Tribbie is fine tho?

>>542982742
Castorice enjoyers are thriving though

>>542982979
That's a perfectly nice, medium size ass.

>>542982734
my wife

>>542982924
Why even go to a therapist if you're not going to tell them about your mental issues?

Would you still skip Cyrene if she stayed small?

Castorice was the real winner of 3.X

>>542982734
My beloved...

>>542983106
No I roll mostly based on hype. If a character is popular, I roll. Because I want the popular thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJS0Po0Z8h4
the original pink jesus

As the sole /hig/ger here, Amphoreus has to be the worst representative of Honkai Impact 3 in HSR not just because of how much a shameful poor man's copy it is, but because the arc it's a copy of is a departure from most Honkai arcs in the first place. I don't understand Mihoyo's obsession with the Flame Chasers because their story is over and done yet Mihoyo insists on rehashing them over and over. As an analogy, imagine if HSR had a Dragon Ball arc but it was focused on Gohan in school as the Great Saiyaman and ignored everything else about Dragon Ball. At this point, they're better off giving Elysia her own game rather than shoving her into every other game.

>>542983000
Checked

>>542983106
E6
I will also write in the survey this is the reason I skip her

Shouldn't you be happy Cyrene is skippable

>>542983282
That perfect face....those lovely features...that vulnerable neck...that weak navel.....aaaaaaa....my beloved Castorice...

On this day, we won bigly.

>>542983041
of course it is jamal
Oh look at this, the black tier asses keep flopping, what a surprise

Tribbie owns this shitshow called "Amphoreus".

>>542983256
i think they realized all of this at some point during early 3.x but by that point there was no sense in them troubling themselves over it
either way, it gives me confidence Edo Star will significantly better

just woke up what happened

>>542983465
>jamal
Akshually my name is Ivan

>is a Genius
>creates the worst world with the worst characters

What 5D Chess is he playing?

>>542983510
Cyrene wasn't good enough to dethrone THEM.

>>542983486
>Edo Star will significantly better
With Limengan writing the story? Nice joke

>>542983551
anger and suffering only brings about more anger and suffering. he fell victim to his own ego.

What excuse will fraudwen give for making E0 Cyrene T0

>>542983510
Castorice rollers won

>>542982734
Hello Industry Plant

>>542983256
Toriyama trying to push Gohan as the new main character didn't really work. He was forced to put the spotlight back to Goku.

>>542983551
But he understands it's just slop and a byproduct and wants to destroy it to summon Irontomb, our 'heros' are the ones stopping him.

>>542983650
Chrysos Heirs +++ tag

Mydeifags forced to roll e2 cyrene since she is his first good support
Try not to laugh challange

>>542983650
She's in the strongest team in the game (Castorice pinkxodia) so she's T0

I thought the Jiaoqiu vs Cipher doomposting was something but the Lyrene posting is on another level huh

>hype character
>complete and utter shit on release
Hilarious

>>542983726
Why would I do that when Sunday and 3B work wonders without forcing him to use anti-synergystic sustain

>>542983693
I doubt all the Elysia pushing will turn out any better.

>>542983520
Russians literally have twerking as national dance so you may be at the same level of intelligence as americans, so good to know that the same people as americans love ZZZ

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>542982909
Kek

TRIBBIE MY GODDESS

>>542983401
no one says this

>>542983926
THEY HATED JESUS BECAUSE HE TOLD THEM THE TRUTH

>>542983863
What about us Turks? We have Hasan who has already conquered America.

You may call me Caelus Pasha.

>>542983863
>Russians literally have twerking as national dance
We don't thoughbeit

Evernight is certified SOVL

Mydeimos won

>>542984015
My honest thoughts about Turks: how could you forsake all progressive stuff from the early Ottoman empire for the power struggle memes.

>>542983465
>ACK-[machine predictions using AI]

>Crit dmg buffed from 80 to fucking 200
Yeah they totally know what they are doing and are fine tuning her right now lmao

>>542983926
lmao she's done for, even the v4 rumours are bad. imagine being more skippable than fucking cerydra

>>542984165
>inb4 they also buff her for Anaxa and Phainon out of spite.

Lygus won

>>542984130
Progressive stuff? Please clarify.

>>542984165
The beta is over though. There's no time for fine tuning

need those Elation Battleship leeks

why is she so good?

so can I play cyrene + rmc + dan + hysilens or is that shit?

>>542984331
She's not Cyrene. There, I said it.

>>542984165
fine tuning what brother, in 4 days you'll get her final numbers and the testers implied she's trash

>>542982734
Wife of Caelus

should I go Hyacine E0S1 and Cyrene E0S1 or just Cyrene E2
should I go Hyacine E0S1 and Cyrene E0S1 or just Cyrene E2

>>542984165
>wormdei
who gives a fuck lmao

The cave

it's time to admit. hotapai won bigly!

i think it’s based that they’re shafting Shaoji’s waifu

>>542984267
Like head of the state being essentially elected by his virtues or officials having next to no private property. We could use some of that even in modern societies.

>>542984069
>These are the women of the main target audience of ZZZ
lmao

>>542984331
Because just her banner made MiHoYo 100$ Million (that know of, the real number is much higher).

I think that's equal to the entire production cost of Genshin Impact on release.

>>542983256
>As the sole /hig/ger here
That's never true you guys all say this

>>542984474
Hotapai rabu

>>542984331
because she's the best

>>542984508
That's American

>>542984331
Cute wife

>>542984331
same reason Sakura will be so good

If we assume that Aglaea is the birthing mother and Cipher is the futa, and neither will go into any equivalent of menopause, and that both met lorewise around teenagehood for Cipher and early 20s for Aglaea
If we extrapolate their lifespan to the point of both of them being just over a thousand years of full on baby making, with human gestation = 9 months (0.75 years). That means the theoretical maximum births/year = 12 divied by 9 = 1.333… births per year which is around 1333 children without accounting in the humanly possible twins, triplets and quintuplets, but if we add them in with the Hellins-law style probabilities (twins = 1/89 = 0.011236, triplets = 1/7921 = 0.00012625, etc.) the expected children per pregnancy = 1 + 0.011235955 + 2x0.000126247 + … = 1.0114927, which yields = 1.0114927 x 1333.333… = 1348.66, so roughly 1349 children over 1,000 years

Thats a lot of babies

>>542984331
Anni character

>>542984331
Voiced by Chiwa. Simple as that.

>>542984486
I'm never rolling for the jew israelysia!

>>542984349
Not without Cyrene E2

>>542984331
no excessive shilling
no controversies
good animations but not way too over the top (like Phainon or Cyrene)
pretty flexible team options (besides hyacine)
good in both aoe and ST because of bounce
makes your account better just by existing
good E1-E2 but doesn't require them to function
canon gf
godly VA

I have always loved Castorice

>>542984423
if you really want cyrene get e0s0. hyacine's s1 is top tier, prioritize that

I loved Castorice originally but we broke up because of the pandering.

>>542984595
yae shartkura is an expy so she won't be good, she'll be just as obnoxious and in your face as phainon, cyrene and acheron

Rice is Amphoreus' main girl

>>542984385
was the sarcasm so hard to read?

>>542984501
Not sure what you mean Anon-chan.
In Ottoman Empire days, we were ruled by the Padiṣah and everyone else was essentially a servant.

Then Atatürk came into power and we granted modern Western style human rights. This happened after the end of the Empire.

Atatürk also brought in the Latin Alphabet which I am using to communicate with you right now.

>>542984331
The cutest girlfriend character and is ready fuck after she becomes real

>didn't pull for 3b
Yep I am thinking its over for my Mydei

>>542984965
It's 200% CritDmg, Mydei.

>>542984965
Mine is doing comfortable 8 cycles

>>542985005
Phainon's ass isn't recovering from that

>>542984881
Well that's how the huge success of the Ottoman state usually explained: it was ahead of its times, at least in XV-XVI centuries.

Cyrene status?

>>542984935
>shartdei's poop scented perfume
literally who wants to buy that?

Do you think the CCs will call out Hoyo enough to cause an outrage over Cyrene?

>>542985083
Sharted.

leak culture is fucking stupid

they finally had enough of Shaoji’s bullshit and put the foot down

>>542985083
In the trash.

>>542984935
>GODdei's fragrant pussy scented perfume
literally everyone wants to buy that

>>542985031
its going to become 18 cycles after 2 patches

>>542984331
only you can touch her which means she's exclusive to you only

according to my whale friend, spending rolls on cyrene's mid tier kit is the worst financial decision I could make as a f2p

>>542985060
Would have been real nice if we had kept all the oil fields but that's how the cookie crumbles I guess. Oh well.

>>542985083
Farted

>>542985241
Well I meant his side alone is 8 cycles lol
I might just roll Cyrene and use her with him since a few cycles of ramp up time won't hurt at this point

so how strong is cyrene after her first ult?

Constance bwos, I'm joining your side now that Cyrene is a fucking t5 BRICK.

>>542985452
it’s 200 percent crit damage, mighty mouse

>>542985479
welcome to the club friend

>>542985479
>superBRICKers will inevitably win harder than Elysia fans
you can’t make this stuff up

My tier 2 Partner++++++++++++ wife

>Cyrene is shit
>will only get worse with time since she only buffs Slophoreus characters
What were they thinking

>>542985254
That was before we got rez

Zenless has better furry designs
Feixiao doesnt even have a tail

Forget about Cyrene. Get Constance on the plate already.

I am still mad they completely nerfed the rmc dmg with Cyrene when he didnt even do a lot of dmg in that team
shant be rolling phainons whore

>>542985656
>Best furry design is having a bigger ass
Sorry mate this game isn't aimed at brown people, play stay on zzz or move to genshin

when are we getting a male character who will gift a ring to us?

He dodged a bullet

>>542984895
>Aventurine pic
ironic

>>542985647
Miyamoto Tribbashi...

>>542985647
Likely the gameplay Feng's realized something that Shaoji didn't.

>>542985736
Phainon after a long night of having sweaty, steamy sex with Mem as Stelle watches

>>542985737
Aventurine didn't get a gorillion aftersales and a spending event bwi

>>542985656
nigga miyabi doesn't have a tail either

Literally me on right

>>542985847
Cute mother and daughter

>>542985736
Nah Phainon got hit by the bullet called shit kit

I’m mad about Cyrene

>>542985853
>pretending to be waving for the pic
>actually shielding herself from him
keked

>>542985847
>Yuritroons cannot stop with the grooming

>>542985853
me on the left

>>542985842
Anon Men and Stelle are the only tired ones in that image.

>>542985946
We all love Ciphglaea

>>542985987
omg hope he’s okay

>>542985737
Aventurine's shilling honestly was paltry in comparison to any of the CH.

>>542986003
>phainon is into bestiality yuri
F-freaky

>>542985479
better late than never bwo

>>542985987
based cipher caring for the people of amphoreus while Cyrene only has racist buffs

Cyrene could be improved by retaining animalistic traits she had as Mem such as getting on all four and holding one leg up when she pees

>>542985846
Being shilled in the story is way worse than being shilled in gameplay.

>>542986268
you are disgusting Shay

>>542986268
i agree here, also walking around naked

If you roll for Cyrene you are confirmed to have severe brain damage

>>542986268
You mean like this?

>>542983926
>>542982909
>>542982952
How do you enjoy the game if you only chase meta and choose who to roll based on their performance?
I was planning to roll Cyrene regardless of how she turns out. Just like with every other character before her.
Yeah it's unfortunate when a character you like turns out weak or not as busted as you wanted. But not rolling them just shows you only cared about numbers in the first place.

I need to know if I can build pity on Dan's banner or if Cyrene will get an event like Archer's cone

>>542986274
Castorice literally got more screentime and shilling in the story than Aventurine, retard.

>>542986352
Perfect!

>>542985137
fujostacies

>tribbie works just be existing(ddd abuse)
>cipher works just by existing(literally)
>sunday works just by existing(sp neutral without sig)
>cyrene
What were they thinking???

Did I make a good investment, /hsrg/?

>>542986418
Castorice is such a failure

>>542986418
Just because Amphoreus is longer, Aventurine effectively had a third of Penacony all for himself.

>>542986563
Translate it, faggot

>>542986562
it’s fappin time

>>542986354
I actually cared about cyrene not elysia 2.0

>>542986598
Popularity in China retardbro

>>542986598
Even with the gift of AI zoomers are lazy shits lmao

>>542986516
you need to get Castorice's E2

>>542986664
>China
I don't speak noodlebabble

>>542986354
I just think the images are funny bro I am still rolling for her so it doesn't matter to me

>>542986664
It's a ranking made by some chink femcel lmao

>>542986268
Cyrene should have catnip addiction.

I want to tease her with it until she begs me~

>>542986664
>Everyone on top is male
Sounds more like shitposting using the popularity taken from some femoid website

>>542985853
Lore accurate Caelus and Cyrene

>>542986693
Still the most kino character

>>542986563
KEK so according to fujosharts only make characters are popular

>"nooo the switch 2 is LE BAD!!!"
>becomes the best selling console of the company surpassing anything before it
>"nooo pokemon Z-A is LE BAD, just buy digimon instead!!!"
>literally on the way to become the best selling spin-off game in the franchise
>"nooo apple products are LE BAD!!!"
>has the most sales of smarphones and computers in the world
>"noooo NVIDIA gpus are LE BAD!!!"
>has the most market share and their stocks only go up in value
>"noooo don't roll for Cyrene because her V4 is LE-ACKKK"
A lot of (you) retards think your knowledge of V4 leaks will change the fact that Cyrene will will have the best selling banner in history and that's only because majority of the retards who actually spend money aren't capable of rational thought.

>>542986516
Yes you're an investment god at this point.

>>542986563
Why do women hate Swannie so much...

>>542986871
CYRENETRVKE

>>542986871
Still true btw

>>542986563
>poopdei at the bottom
Even females dont like him. Sad!

>>542986871
godspeed lad
her kit might be dogshit but well, she's kawaii at least. probably

>Elysiasharts still in denial that their ugly whore is an utter flop
you love to see it

Absolutely nobody fucking cares about Black Swan, wtf is wrong with this retard

>>542986871
Holy cyrenekek melty lmaoooo

>>542986813
>>542986829
>>542986852
Try harder next poll then lol

>>542986871
you're really falling for the made up numbers they're posting online for normalfags? because the switch 2 did fail compared to switch 1, no amount of fake data will salvage this fact

>>542987051
>no phainon
xisters...

>>542987051
>another rank made by chinese femcels

Whoah

>>542986871
popular = good

>>542987163
>>542987168
bodied that freak

>>542986871
>there's somehow a correlation between switch 2 buyers, pokemon players, iphone owner, nvidia buyers and shart rail players
The mental gymnastics of elysiaturd need to be studies holy shit

>>542987051
>anaxa and mydei in
>phainon nowhere to be seen
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>542987163
>>542987168

I think Cyrene should be more Mem-like bros they could have given her pink floppy rabbit ears and a bushy tail and actually show her adjusting to a human body. Have her be uncomfortable wearing pants at first, subconsciously licking her hand out of muscle memory to 'groom' her 'fur' and throwing punches in one of her battle animations. Those would have made for perfect gap moe while keeping her distinct enough from Elysia.

>posting chinese femcel polls
nu uh, you lost

>>542987168
Mydei transmitted his anal worms to Phainon

>>542987051
>meanwhile Dan is currebtly flopping

>>542987051
as I said a few months ago, blandnon was the worst character to focus in 3.4. if mydei had a similar story of fighting for 33 million cycles, mihoyo would have made more money

>>542987168
>>542987231
Phainon hadn't been released at that time
Hoyo employees would have botted him to the top otherwise

>>542987346
Wyell they gave him for free

Remember to save for the token himecut character in Edo Star (other than sporgle).

>>542987281
Beautiful wife won

>>542986871
If you still support/buy/play Pokémon games in 2025 your value as a human being is next to null and your opinions hold no weight.

>>542987051
Anaxa has million times more substance than Sunday. How women can prefer the latter over the former?

>>542986871
>he's trying to sound smart but only ends up looking retarded
And many such cases.

>>542987051
>fujo botted polls
nice one xis

>>542987387
yup!

you are aware that you can play the new pokemon game on emulators for free, right?

>>542987346
>free character
>many don't like his changed height
>think his design is lazy
>don't like the ML pandering
>think he and March got shafted
>v1

>>542987051
Mydei is more popular than Dan heng and Aventurine though

>>542987431
Cas…

>>542987505
Wait really? On PC? How? I thought switch 2 was piracy proof...

>>542987461
Anaxa is more recent and had less story focus than Sunday
But a lot of Sundayfags like Anaxa judging by twitter artists

so is Cyrene cone free?
why is it so bad I dont understand all other big pushes have mandatory cones

>>542987598
it's on switch 1 as well

oh no no no CyreneMains are NOT liking this...

>Prydwen
>Guys release the Amphoreus eleven and TB tag!

>have a waifu be your former animal companion
>does nothing with the fact she was an animal
They did right with her galgeness but what the HELL is this wasted potential?

>>542987431
We don't speak Putin here

Last minute changes will salvage Cyrene. Something like this has happened before and it will happen again.

>>542987821
I normally hate your posts but you have a point

>>542987431
WTF THIS IS GAY AF DELETE THIS

Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

uh thanks Dan

>>542988134
He forgot
>stinky

>>542987461
Analxa:
>ugly green haired rat who has got completely ruined by fujos that see him as Phainon's uke twinkerino
GODday
>ubermensch untouched by fujo filth and that alone makes him infinitely better than the green manlet

>>542988060
Given that you posted this later into the thread than usual, I'm confident every shitposter above you is not you, as you just arrived.

They completely overbuffed mydei with cyrene holy shit
the showcases are coming out and he seems like the strongest dps now

>>542988014
I'm so certain she'll be irrelevant that if she becomes t0 I'll get her to e2s1

>>542988183
So it's just the height difference? Darn most women are fucking retarded.

>>542988218
Bwo he won't get another support for 10+ patches

>>542988160
that poster is a phairene shipper btw and has phainon e6 so he is one of the few people where cyrene actually is an upgrade

Rean is a colossal faggot

Learn from Jingliu and Jingliu+, having more CDmg is a fleeting form of strength for a DPS.

>>542987821
You're supposed to be spamming uma moosoome off-topic shit and not be making sense wtf

>>542987269
>>542987821
[Weird News] local furfag has a point

I'm going to stick my penis inside Phainon's ass and he's going to like every minute of it

little sister...

>>542988363
It's not nice to refer to Madam Herta as Jingliu+....

>Sampo stage
>Auto proceeds to buff Hyacine with everyone
What even were they thinking with this garbage event. Not only can't you use your own chars for up to 3 fucking slots even if you have the right ones, THIS happens?

So fucking scuffed. Would've been a cool event if I had a reason to use MY QQ again and such, but alas. It's shit. Just like the rest of this patch.

>>542988467
Nanook...

>>542988467
Rean...

high investment cyrene is literally built with e2-e6 phainon in mind and nothing else
they even nerfed rmcs synergy with her to show you that you are a weakling compared to khaslana

>>542988274
Fujos have convinced themselves Anaxa is Su
It was over before it started

>>542987680
No we’re already getting a free cone that patch

>yuri game
>all the future proof and free t0 characters from 3.x ended up being the husbandos
truth is the game was rigged from the start

>>542988134
It’s called autism Dan

>>542988614
ok then deploy the spending event and 3 bis harmonies

>>542988702
Bro memoryholled the pink exodia

>>542988702
>yuri game
thread unrelated

Rice status?

Hotaru rabu

>>542988872
wonnered biggly

>>542987556
All that mydei art? Yaoi garbage

>all those poorfags and "f2pkeks" crying as always because they can't roll more than E0 or their LC then complain they're bricks
Am I supposed to feel any shred of sympathy for them?

Why did we flop

>>542988509
Nanook strikes me as a bottom

>>542988872
Still a retarded looking knife-ear

>>542988518
Caelus TRAILBLAZED Cyrene's body while Phainon was in Nanook's rape dungeon

>>542988702
>shartdei
>future proof
KEKAROOOO

>>542988962
Why does Lygus look like Frieza here?

>>542988218
>hotfix released
>mydei is nerfed to 50% cdmg

We would gladly accept Cyrene's LC if it's free. That LC is quite favorable for RMC.

>>542988702
>yuri game
certainly not HSR lmao

>>542988872
best investment in the last 7 months

Huntbrick cone or Journey Forever Peaceful for DHPT?

Atleast my other game knows how to sell cute waifus
I will keep playing hsr for the story tho since its great

ricefags are so fucking obnoxious, can't wait for her to get powercrept into oblivion

>>542988872
Mogging Firefly.

>>542989204
Post you endgame platinum clear right now

>>542989204
have you tried being happy with what you have instead of wishing misfortune on others?

You laugh now
I wll laugh later

>>542989204
This but Acheronfags

People only like rice cause she’s meta

What's going on

>>542988954
why would you feel any sympathy who refuse to work and make millions because of their laziness? they literally choose to be seething poories blaming their parents, their countries, anything apart from their lazy selves

>>542989204
>ricefags
Metatroons squeezing as much shitposting as possible while the bland character they rolled for meta is still relevant*

I love my brick pink goblin

Sparkle SP will have white hair or is this a different menhara?

>>542986882
>Cerydra
>T0

>>542989420
Robin had black hair in one of her billboard Advertisements on Penacony

CastoriceDev is too strong...

>>542989310
>Acheron art without Black Swan in it
wow, so they do exist lol

>>542988872
Wife of Caelus

>>542989302
just like every character in the game as long as they are meta, got it

>>542989183
>No new map during 6.2 either
Genshin is fucking dead thanks to the roblox crap

>>542989420
>Edo Star is full of mentally ill hebes
GET ME OUT OF AMPHOREUS RIGHT NOWWWW

>>542989560
Since when were you under the impression that Acheron was chained to Black Swan lol

>>542989302
I love her because she loves me

Black Swan hasn’t mentioned Acheron once after 2.1 btw.

>>542989560
lol dumbass, it's Black Swan who struggles to get Art without Acheron, not the other way around.

>>542989591
Meta tranny projection lole

>>542989309
So her being E2 bait is intentional

Kafka LOVE!

I should've rolled E9 cone..
Fuck Cyrene

>>542989560
That’s ai slop

>>542989853
They doomed her then.

>>542989560
Anon, it's the other way round. Sad as it is, Black Swan is cooked and forever doomed to be remembered as a dyke bait

>>542989869
Leave it to me

>>542989781
Do you think Lygus is proud of Anaxa?

Cyrene doomposting is the funniest thing to happen to this game since the Cipher/JQ drama.
I don’t even hate Cyrene, but every dumb meme that comes out of this has me cracking up

>>542989950
KWAB

>>542989815
>Ackeron will inevitably get (you)pandered at some point
>BS is so utterly irrelevant they might just make her fuck off after 3.7-3.8
sad!

Amphoreus' endgame

>>542990057
Haha

>>542989950
Let’s be honest she won’t be lower than t0.5 on release

>>542990254
C&C (Cassie and Caelus)

>>542990292
So the best characters from 3.X are
>Tribbie: best support
>Castorice: best DPS
>Hyacine: best/top tier sustain

>lygus buffs mydei better than cyrene
https://youtu.be/lCjxrhwlJHY

>>542990057
kek

>>542990374
Evernight is best sub-DPS

>>542990292
yeah prydtranny will get her to t0 with a partner+++ tag

>>542990050
He underestimated him because he's data
Imagine saying meme spouter TB is wiser than Anaxa
There must be a limit to MC wank

Spent pulls on 3.0 units won't pull the chick that allows you to play them past 3.0?

>>542990050
If he didn't oppose him, maybe

>>542989815
>struggles
she doesn't, she simply never gets anything else other than acheswan fanart

>>542990610
I am. I will swipe for E2 Cyrene and she will carry my Chrysos Heirs to that grand tomorrow

>>542990374
>you now remember how much shitposting there was and how poorkeks told you they were bricked months ago
>now they're considered the strongest team
KEKYPOW

How big of a damage upgrade is Cerdyra E0/E1 in reality over the other options for Phainon? Seeing as how Cyrene is a brick now and us Piefags need to go back

This is so unfair...

>>542989173
I could never use an offpath cone for anyone. Too soulless.

>>542990397
Lygus should put on the dress and join the team

>>542989950
Partner Ω bros...

>>542990610
I did roll tribbie e1 tho

We love Amphoreus here

I should really go into the archive and make a compilation of people talking about how Cyrene is gonna be the most broken generic support ever made and she'll be T0 until EOS and she's gonna work for every single team it's gonna be really funny

>>542991024
If you do make sure you get all the schizo seething about the potential most broken support in the game posts too

>>542989853
The problem is her E2 just lets her functions how she is intended to be. Her E2 doesn't even make her a big upgrade to E1 Tribbie in CH comps

I still have faith on a last minute hotfix

>>542991024
>Saying this while using the character that was saved by a hotfix
Just wait until the version is live before shitposting about Cyrene

A lot of C&C's back to back (Caelus and Castorice, Caelus and Cyrene)

>>542991024
Could you do the same for Castorice, Tribbie, Hyacine, Phainon, and Evernight?

>>542991024
I mean, I think it was a fairly reasonable expectation

>>542991024
I mean I'll admit it, I wasn't expecting dawei to just go "Total Shaoji death" on us, it was pretty unexpected.

>Yae x Caelus in 4.x
Toral Yurifag Death

mem

The dream... is over?

>>542991024
bro EVEN IF cyrene has good stack gen, she only buffs chrysos gays, unironically would get crept in 6 months either way lmao

>>542991126
>how she is intended to be
>how dare they make her a e2 bait and not pander to my poor ass e0 skip account
Lmao

>>542991024
Nigga literally all the leakers were saying shit like
>If you dont roll Cyrene you should delete your account
What the fuck do you expect us to think?

>>542989604
Edo Star...home...

>>542991358
>he fell for the tranny bait

>>542991151
There were significant changes between versions though, in Cyrene's case she just keep getting nerfed except for Mydei.

>>542991325
The team is so strong, realistically you don't care even if she's a brick. The pink team is too cute for me to skip.

>>542991334
She's not even an E2 bait though. Shes useless compared to E1 Tribbie. She should have an actual E2 that makes her better than Tribbie E1 in CH comps

>>542991373
Least it was before Sparkle fucked everythang up

>>542990930
>inb4 anaxa replaces nous

>>542991024
I expected it, doesn't mean I *wanted* it

>>542991452
It's a date, Mydeimos

>>542991024
Add these losers crying too >>542991151
>>542991358

>>542991476
>every mentally ill girl in NotJapan is actually sparkle
HOOOLLLYYY FFFVVVAAAARKKK GET ME OFF GAY GREECE RIGHT NOW

Do I roll for E1 Tribbie or E0 Cyrene?
I should have rolled Evernight, she's great in the story.

>>542991358
>elysia is hoyoverse's favorite character (lol)
>leakers are hoyoverse's employees
>some of them outright admitted to being elysiafags
>leakers are pushing people to pull elysia
>hoyo officially kinda pushes people to pull elysia (despite her kit)

>>542991325
mein fuhrer the v4.... the v4 didnt save cyrene she still is worse than our previous supports with 0 chance of getting future upgrades

,>you now have flashbacks from Castorice's global passive and the dooming that came with it
History is really a circle huh?

APOLOGISE

>>542984331
It's not even necessarily that she herself is good. People call it the "Castorice" team, but in her team of Herself, Evernight, Tribbie, and Hyacine she's probably the least impactful character. Those other three just buff the fuck out of her

>>542991669
Ovaryphoreus

>>542991541
I am not crying, I do not like Cyrene.
I'm just saying leaktrannies hyped her to hell and back, that's why people thought she would be disgustingly OP

I'm so glad I pulled Evernight last minute lmao

>it's 60% crit dmg, mydeimos
>it's 80% crit dmg, mydeimos
>it's 200% crit dmg, mydeimos
mydei's cock goes deeper and deeper into cyrene's throat each beta update kek

>>542991631
All westoids
And thank god HSR team only listens to china and japan, otherwise we would be in the same state as ZZZ

>>542991714
I love these!

>>542991586
E1 Tribbie is way stronger now.

>>542991631
You could even... call it a cycle... or a loop... or an... endless simulation, if you will

>>542990057
KEKAROOOOO

>what you wanted
>what you got

>>542988134
so when is Caelus gonna get an adult form too?

>>542991714
Marie abtoinette actually got framed she was a kind girl

>>542991758
>steals Phainon's bf when he invites him home
She is literal whore

>>542991631
It's pretty obvious they aborted the whole thing due to the backlash thoughbeit.

>>542991848
Never, because Stelle can't be tall, it would make her look even weirder

>>542991848
Wait for Preservation path

>>542991854
>framed
You'll get your time in the sun soon royalist

>>542991358
Obviously if I end up making the compilation I'd also have to put "leakers" glazing her to high heaven in it

In that EXODIA, the strong parts are Hyacine and E9. Castorice is, at best, the left leg.

>>542991024
I said that

Best investment in the entire game.
Even if you don't use her, her unique global passive will still save you from time to time.

You NEED Him.

>>542992090
Most of the time the dead teammate GP'd still dies on the same action kek
Overrated as fuck passive

guys please don't forget about Constance

>>542991919
Trying to rewrite history now are we? We're you one of the fags who said they'll uninstall because a global passive would kill the game?
Lmao

>>542988160
What a dumb stupid slurping faggot, people like Sunday and Tribbie precisely BECAUSE they are gigameta. If Cyrene is a brick then all my love for her will immediately disappear and she'll become another forgotten whore like Brickle.

>>542991669
HSR items I would shove up my ass

I hate how there is 0 skill expression on this game. Hoyo either lets you mop the floor up with the endgame, or heavily cucks you by reducing you to one specific team.

post stelle

If your favorite character doesn't have her own phone she is irrelevant.
https://x.com/ASUSROGJP/status/1979140341191315806

>>542992319
Wrong thread, buddy

To all Cyrene copers... Cheers. Cheers, my friends. It has been an honour. Cheers!

Now Cyrenesisters... I know we have had our differences, but your ambition and hard work is truly something to behold. Admirable!

Indeed, I have a special treat for you all because of these traits. It's so good, that you'll love it despite its paggy origin. It is a large apparatus which all of you can fit in which will confer all of you a deeply unique experience that shall benefit us all. A chamber of sorts. I have had that room over there fitted with the apparatus. Move along, trannies, shuffle into it now. You too, Manami

...

And that special treat? That "unique experience" the Cyrenesisters shall all experience and you all won't?


..Why, it's... DEATH! FUCK CYRENE! THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE CYRENETROON MENACE BEGINS NOW! PROFESSOR ANAXAGORAS, TURN ON THE GAS! YES, YES, WELL DONE, CYRENETROONS! WELL DONE CYRENETROONS FOR DYING SO WELL! SIX MILLION POINTS TO A HOUSE THAT SHALL CEASE TO EXIST IN 5 MINUTES!

>as Cerydra's mouth foams during her blood-crazed tirade, /hsrg/ erupts into applause and a massive, inter-thread orgy ensues. The Cyrenetroons begin dying in the gas chamber. As Minceraftian chokes on xir own blood, Fireflybro proves himself to be a sexual dominant member of the orgy

>Cerydra looks on with pride

>Years later Fireflybro recounts these events to his son, Fireflybro jr., at bedtime, with Firefly smiling warmly at the memory.

>"And that's how Cerydra exterminated the Cyrenetroon scum. HEIL KAISER! Cerydra truly was the greatest harmony of them all, and a good friend"

>>542992319
Fair enough

>>542990107
>will inevitably get (you)pandered at some point
What's with the overconfidence
They can just as easily make her for no one, she's too old even for hags

All of the posters calling Cyrene the devs favorite child disappeared...

>>542992316
I like this picture of Stelle

>they unironically made elysia a turbobrick after shilling her relentlessly in the story
LOL
The HI3 writers and the OG HSR devs must be butting heads.

>>542992590
>lauded as the 3rd piece of 3.x wheelchair
>turns out she herself needs to be wheelchaired by hyacine
KEKYPOW

>>542992590
Let it be known that HI3 expies don't get shit in this game

>>542992590
See you with your platinum clear at the next endgame bro!

i skipped tribbie for cyrene

>>542992590
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Cerydra "T0 elation battleship" Bonaparte

>>542992708
Kevin and Mei exist and were both gigameta when they released.

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (149)

>>542991928
Just give her huge tits

>>542992590
>Castorice and Phainon were the main pushes
>Cyrene is unironically Fugue 2.0
Rather unexpected desu. Her only use being that she frees RMC for Elation path is kinda grim.

ENTER

Weren't you guys saying Evernight was a brick? Then she released and she's suddenly great? What's up with that?

>>542992819
And yet they have no battleships

>>542992997
We do a little trolling

>>542989950
It's over.

>>542992949
>I killed hsr with global passive

>>542992998
>saying that when there is already potential for two expy battleships on the next planet (yae and himeko)

>>542992997
People here say that about every character, if you want to see if a character is really a brick you need to check the reaction in other places (and yeah, it's bad this time)

>>542992998
Just say team dude

>>542992997
This time, the whole world is united in agreeing that Cyrene is mid, even fucking twitter

>>542989950
Ohnonononono

Post your own Castorice, /hsrg/

>>542992949
wifetorice

SHARTRENE PEDOS LOST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>542993248
And we love to see it.

>>542993248
but TribbieKINGS pedos won big however?

I rolled Algaea E0 no Sunday and I'll roll Cyrene E0 as well.

>>542993132
>>542993140
Anons?>>542993107

Total Aglaea sex

>Jeetrene fags in shambles
there might be hope for the future of this game

Everytime the frog posters come out and start dooming on an unreleased character, that character ALWAYS turns out good, every single time.

>>542993123
Three years into the game, nice, that still doesn't discount the fact that Kevin and Mei here have no battleships unlike originals like Castorice

Bros, i have full remembrance team, do i go for E0S1 Cyrene or do i E1 my Tribbie?

Is it deserved though?

>>542993363
What?

>>542993158
wyell?

Cyrenekeks inhaling 5 tanks of copium in real time KEKYPOW

>>542993543
Very nice

>>542993543
Big if true

>>542992997
Nope. Only elyschizo said that. He's committing suicide rnow

>>542993487
Wait for v5 (cope).

>>542989420
From the looks of it, she will have a white beard too

>>542992590
I love these memes. Mem was a meme and now so is cyrene ;)

>intended the entire time to use her with cas team
>still mad that her buffs for the other heirs are not worth using her with them

>>542993158
no bully or you lose your next 56/44

Why is the Amphoreus loading screen just a pile of rubble or asteroids? Will the power of friendship lose to Zandar, and Irontomb gets unleashed into the cosmos?

>>542993719
>Tribbie was a brick
>Castorice was a brick
>Anaxa was a brick
>Hyacine was a brick
>Phainon was a brick
>Cerydra was a brick
>Evernight was a brick
You are now here
>Cyrene was a brick

>>542993554
No straight man skipped this

It's 200% crit dmg

>>542993487
E0S1 Cyrene is slightly better than E0 Tribbie but e1 Tribbie blows Cyrene out until you give Cyrene's E2S1
But E2S1 Cyrene is still locked to remembrance/chrysos while E1 Tribbie is good with anyone

Hoyo had a tough choice to make, they could either make Cyrene op as fuck to get people to blow their stashes before 4.0, or make her less useful to ensure people pull in 4.0.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>542994049
Mydeimos

>>542994092
No, haven't you noticed the general direction change?
4.x units will be bricks as well. Generalists like Cipher don't sell unless they're powercreep like Tribbie. If people don't want powercreep then they'll have to accept bricked niche supports.

>>542993421
It's a brick, Mydeimos

I don't think making e0 shit is a good tactic to make people go for e2.

what if they're giving Cyrene away for free, hence the E2 bait?

>>542994258
Worked with Firefly

>>542993158
this is my cassie
still gotta get hyacine's LC and tribbie's E1 but its moving along nicely

>>542994258
Worked for Firefly

They won't make a support as good as Tribbie again, won't they...

>>542992997
half of the time the playerbase is too dumb to even figure out how to use their characters, the people who complain about comps being fixed are ironically the ones who are so obsessed they have no flexibility, like Evernight buffing all memosprites but people were too obsessed with Castorice to see that.
that said Cyrene is weird when most of the Chrysos Heir comps rely on non Amphoreus characters so she's a pain to play

>>542994258
Bro? You're Firefly?

>>542994308
Cyrene is a whore that Da Wei pimps out for free

>>542994258
Worked with Phainon

>>542994258
True, the one and only time it worked was with Raiden, but only because people fell in love with her when she did the booba sword thing.

>>542992431
based

Blade finally died o7

>>542994325
>>542994348
>>542994394
Difference is Firefly was actually a popular and beloved character, and people were more than willing to take the L to make her better. Can you really say the same about Cyrene?

>>542994258
Worked with ACKeron too

>>542994508
KWAB

Maybe they are testing if a shit character can sell well with enough marketing

my Firefly was, and still is, E0S0 with an Aeon LC
and I still three-star every single endgame in 2.X

>>542994508
Blade got isekaid to HNA

>>542993543
>>542994483
>>542994336
What website are you guys using?

Fuck hoyo man. I literally just wanted a better RMC for when we eventually get elation MC.

>>542994664
Fribbel optimiser

>>542994585
Yes I could say the same... about her hebe form which they shelved for no reason other than to indulge their nostalgia for a dead game.

>>542994585
>a popular and beloved characte
Aahahhahahahahah
You are quite funny anon, you just reminded me of the shitshow that was

>>542994648
>and I still three-star every single endgame in 2.X
Ok grandpa lets get you to bed now

>>542994392
Her kit is too restrictive and doesn't give enough buffs to justify the limitations
It's too late to remake her kit at this time, her only hope is post release buffs later

>>542994585
>pagbait character people mistake for their gf to make them roll E2
Yeah they're exactly the same

>>542992431
It's funny that cyrene is being shit on by her own fans mostly and the elyschizo is taking it as a personal insult. What a great day to see that bitch 6 feet under before her release.

It's gonna be so funny when Cyrene releases and she's actually giga busted and all of you pretend you knew all along. Just like Cipher, just like Hyacine and just like Anaxa.

>>542994071
Yeah, just that she's a major cat downgrade vs. 1 enemy and a sidegrade vs. 3 enemies.
And I wonder how often we still see 5 enemies next planet...

>>542994713
WAHRHEITSATOMBOMBE

>>542994892
>me when I'm on weed

>>542994892
>Just like Cipher

Know your place

>>542994786
>doesn't give enough buffs to justify the limitations
I actually don't really care about that part when any alternative otherwise just causes all the retards to reflexively complain about powercreep, I would be satisfied as long as she fits fine in comps with only one other heir

>>542994821
Problem is Cyrene has been way too compromised by the Phairene shipbait, how many waifufags are gonna fall for that? Firefly got her entire LC lore rewritten to avoid controversies, whereas Mihoyo has done nothing to prevent shippers from attaching to Cyrene. Not to mention the waifubait novelty has kinda worn off at this point given nearly everyone from Amphoreus has been (You)baited in one way or another.

What are the chances of Hoyo pulling a Zhongli after global release?

>>542994892
What were you expecting from them? Those people shitposted them so much but now miss out the newer contents since they don't have those "bricked characters" from months ago

>>542995075
The Supportwar keeps escalating

>>542994892
Tsukasa is so smart

>>542995212
Only women can effect change on mihoyo

>>542995212
0. Nobody cares about shitrene. They muted her bitches too.

Why is Mihoyo so confident Cyrene will sell well even with shit numbers?

is cyrene sovl now

>>542995212
I saw chinks discussing this and they think it's unlikely because of the scale and it'll be more like Yae Miko releasing as a turbobrick

>>542994713
This
I would have went for e2 if it was heberene, now i’m just rolling e0s0

>>542995162
>Phairene shipbait
Schizophrenia doesnt count

>>542994664
https://fribbels.github.io/hsr-optimizer/

>>542995212
Zero, At zhongli time, Genshin is on it's infancy, they cannot afford to mess up especially since it's somehow tied to patriotic accusations
Current Mihoyo is quite different from that time's mihoyo

>>542995348
unironically yes if you use her with Anaxa

It's gonna be so funny when Fugue releases and she's actually giga busted and all of you pretend you knew all along. Just like Firefly, just like Acheron and just like Boothill.

>>542994589
Her eidolons are dogshit even for 2.x standards, she was always an E0S1 character

>>542995317
Because globals fags number don't matter, only JP and CN do

>>542995368
You can't erase the fanart bro.

>>542995408
The Zhongli incident happened before Hoyo officially joins CCP too IIRC

>>542995418
And yet the message was roll e2 and it happened

And she posted Brickle at that
Kekypow!

>>542995553
And I'm saying you retards got baited

>>542995417
Nega John Titor anon...

Didn't tribbie pedos force the devs to do a hotfix? What are the chances of Cyrene getting one too?

>>542995417
Wait a minute that post...

Even the eagle-set autist gave up on Cyrene
and he used to hype up E9 during 3.6 beta when most people were doomposting her

>>542995612
>you retards
Just because I mentioned her doesn't mean I rolled her kid stay in school

>>542995359
I'm not even going for e0 because E2S1 Evernight took all of my jades

>>542995628
Tribbie's was announced inmediately after the beta ended
If they are gonna do one for Cyrene they are would be taking their sweeeeet time to announce it....

>>542995441
Crack ships also get fanart lil bro

>>542995612
And so was Firefly
And Castorice
And Phainon
Why do you think it won't work for Cyrene?

>>542995628
The backlash is stronger this time but they muted everyone indicating they don't care

>>542995684
>Cas team can just kill SAM before ignition
Nice rugpull

>youtumors already doomposting shitrene
lmao this will be a spectacular flop, shaoji will kill himself in 3 weeks

Is Therta still the biggest loser of 3.x, or is that Cyrene now?

>>542995965
Cerydra fags are shitting on her now too so obv cyrene

really considering giving up and trooning out, why wasnt I born a woman, i want to be a girl so bad

>>542995965
I'm still laughing at my friend for E6ing Therta, it's so bad lmao.

>>542995965
herta was gigameta for a while. cyrene offers nothing, current t0 teams will still be t0, previous t3 teams won't be t0 all of a sudden. herta was pretty much an easy e0s0 to be relevant, she needed nothing apart from herself

>>542995965
As a storyfag herta still got absolutely shafted doubly so since you know if she gets another alt it's going to be another 2 years

mine is still doing fine

>>542996036
You can suck cocks even as a dude bwi

>>542996175
One day she will be a main push and get her own exodia...maybe even (you)baited

>>542995162
""Phairene"" feels absolutely one sided. You never see Cyrene care or talk about Phainon after 3.4. Phainon on the other hand, kept mentioning her once in every patch and even chose to suffer for borilllion cycles for a plan that she made. He just feels like some pathetic cuck

preordered phainon plushie to accompany my mydei plushie <3

Herrscher of Corruption laughing in the corner seeing shitrene's midkit

>>542996401
Post hand

>>542996228
>E2
I'm so sorry for you loss

>>542996326
>Yabba Dabba Doo, take my title and childhood friend too

>>542996401
I dont like the wings, they should had made a separated Khaslana one instead

>E1 bait characters
Chiori (flopped)
Hu Tao (successful)
Lauma (flopped)
Wriothesley (flopped)
Neuvillette (successful)

Evernight (successful)
Huohuo (flopped)
Ruan Mei (successful)
Robin (successful)
Jade (flopped)
Lingsha (flopped)
Rappa (flopped)
Aglaea (flopped)
Tribbie (flopped)
Hysilens (flopped)

>E2 bait characters
Chasca (flopped)
Furina (successful)
Mualani (flopped)
Nahida (successful)
Raiden (successful)
Sigewinne (flopped)

Silver Wolf (successful)
Sparkle (successful)
Acheron (successful)
Firefly (successful)
Herta (successful)
Phainon (successful)

saars...

>>542996605
The wings are detachable

>>542986126
his a farmer...

That's what you get for cheating on Herta with Pinks.

>>542996628
moral of the story is, mihoyo is better of making e2 baits since spenders will slurp harder

So how many people did Evernight murder in the past?

>>542996628
>>542996849
>samepagging your own disingenuous shitpost

BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED!

Xolze Telos has been very quiet about Cyrene. I wonder why.

>>542996853
You’re gonna need another buff Bladie

>>542996695
Oh that's better then

I'm considering quitting just because of how fucking terrible this dromas raising event is, I feel like I'm in a humiliation ritual

>>542996991
Blade is fine, with E1 and Hyacine he 1-2 cycles most bosses

>>542997030
but as usual you won't quit, because you're a fucking pussy that never goes through anything in his pathetic life

>>542996894
billions

>>542996628
>Lauma (flopped)
>Evernight (successful)

???????
Lauma mogged Evernight sales

>>542996305
>One day she will be a main push
She was a main push retard
She just flopped like Phainon so she only got 1.5 aftersales instead of 3

>>542997030
Go play your kindergarten game and get the jades, gweilo

I'm curious on how many here will seeth at the next endgame without all the optimal characters to clear it.

>>542997085
Throw yourself off a bridge, worthless leech

>>542997030
I don't know decided this should be the designated homowomentranny casual game but I hope they get fired by the time Edo Star starts

Where is herta's song if she was a main push?

>>542995410
that anaxa setup is literally broken ever after the nerf lmao
people here are fucking delusional

>E0S1 Castorice | E0S0 E9 | E0S0 Cyrene | E0S0 Hyacine vs SAM (11 million hp)
>Considered the worst matchup for the Remembrance team
>2 cycles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obl4ljONk4M

>>542996991
reworked blade clears faster than seiba

I do this

>x.0 brick
>main push

>>542997204
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=53Y4NVCwwfA
???

>>542997097
>Lauma mogged Evernight sales
Bruh, I don't know a single person who didn't skip Lauma.

>>542997240
Any video with a full E2 team?

>>542997272
UID???

>>542997097
Based on game-i figures, Lauma sold worse than Mualani who herself performed miserably for an anniversary banner.

>>542996970
https://youtu.be/U7HEs8u5HWs?t=2m36s
She talked about Cyrene being a great vertical investment option for Anaxa here

>>542997187
I'm not the one whining about a gacha like some autistic faggot

>>542997469
>She

>>542997504
Its called criticism your worthless obese retard, its what you do when companies treat you like shit despite earning billions from people like you.

>>542997097
Lauma literally sold less than natlan's flop, you disingenuous baitposter.

>>542997504
>nyoooo stop talking shit of my favorite money sink! think of muh investments!!!
KWAB

>tfw one of the only 5 people rolling Cyrene because the Mydei buff is the only one not killed
Fuck this game