Thread 542996047

>Season 19 Trailer
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>Wuyang Story Time with Howard Wang
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>Schedule
Season 19 - Out Now!
Liveweaver Mythic - Out Now!
Kiriko Mythic Weapon - Out Now!
Torbjorn, Hazard, Sojourn + Stadium Gadgets - Out Now!
Halloween Terror 2025 - Oct 14th - Nov 3rd


>Overwatch Wiki
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Previous thread: >>542857664

Oh moons

Bet I could put a smile on that face of yours

Have a great weekend Juno Joyers.

they made this canon
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13439480

Faptiste

let's all laugh at stadium players

>>542997219
hanabug
>>542999186
ha-ha-ha

>>542999186
ooohohohoho
wahahehehehe

Good afternoon Hanas

>lose one fight after doing really well
>teammates start standing around typing all game so we implode

I am not looking forward to team-ups being added to the core game.

>>543000506
team-ups?

>>542997821
bloggerman so goated love the mei x feral ones

>>543000857
Special gameplay interactions between specific heroes, like Brig getting big shield near Rein in the new meme mode, they are testing the waters again like they did with Junkenstein's Lab last year.

post waifus

waifus

post husbandos

>>543002045
is that a waifu or a husbando?

>>543002183
silly lena, it's a thussy (biological female)

>>543002183
Has to be a husbando, because with the collar on they're a good boy

>>543002628
but what if it's a bad bitch?

>Tracer has 40% pickrate 56% winrate in GM
>Blizzard buffs her
WTF is wrong with Blizzard?

>>543003031
The absolute majority of players are not in GM.

he is just a terrorist

>>543003031
>have tracer player
>let them play tracer
>don't have tracer player
>ban tracer
Bans were designed for that. Plats can ban Genji instead until he gets his 225 HP nerf.

>>543003276
if evil why hot?

>>543003031
>in GM
That's like 1% of players

>>543003031
They don't balance around GM

>>543005157
They don't balance in general

>>543005895
grim

>>543005895
based

>>543005895
>PSYCHO

>>543005895
based

>>543005895
psycho is innocent

>>543005895
Doesn't everyone's avoid list look like this?

>>543006620
No

>>543006690
Joe.. Banana Joe.. poor bastard

>>543006620
am I the only one to avoid rein onetricks?

>>543006690
Chain game ruiner, he deserves it

>>543007452
Meant for >>543006841 duh

It's been a while since I played, is DVA a tranny now or is that just marketing being a bitch?

>>543007842
What about dva is remotely tranny?

>>543007842
wtf are you talking about

>>543007842
Nice priorities

>>543007842
mental illness

>>543007842
nice bait

>>543008178
>>543008215
Nevermind, it was this skin bio. My friend plays Overwatch 2 so I mentioned DVA was my main, she said DVA is a trans icon, but she might have been fucking with me. I think people are taking advantage of the "unconfirmed reports dva is (((redacted)))"

>>543009220
It's from the paid PvE missions but I am pretty sure [redacted] meaning trans was just a meme.

>>543009220
its because shes a robot herself

>>543009589
>robot piloting a robot

>>543009558
>>543009220
Of course it's tranny cope. None of the trannies self insert in to venture, they only care about deluding themselves in to thinking a $10 printed bodysuit """cosplay""" lets them pass as a beautiful woman dressed up as mercy or dva, but it's just a balding 30-something overweight in all the wrong places faggot larping as a girl.

Tell your friend Ram is your new main and you exclusively use his A-7 skin with the giant floppy dick.

>>543009220
>was recruited by Cole Cassidy
Is that guy just travelling the world building a harem on Overwatches expense?

>>543010057
Yes, there was a series of 5 comics about it.

>>543009964
yeah but everyone was calling dva post-hrt shinji when overwatch was released

>>543010660
when u think about it... they both have to get in the robot.. so..

He says, 'Look at my yeezys'

Angela Ogundimu

>>543011264
Doomfist would only marry a fertile woman

>hey let's check /owg/ and see how people are doing with the new season
>trannies and blacked

>>543011543
nothing wrong with liking either of those things

>>543011543
this is one version of eternal suffering

>>543011543
>go to /owg/
>blacked and scat porn
>go to another gen
>cado spam
>go to another gen
>some finnish tranny is literally screaming he's canadian and posting from a psych ward

>go to /owg/ during big hat season
>its even big hat season in game too
>no big hats to be seen

pensive emoji

>go to /owg/
>some faggot is crying about a shitpost and some retard who can't read

>>543012491
>some finnish tranny is literally screaming he's canadian and posting from a psych ward
must be a really bad sickness if you wanna be canadian

What's the easiest support to carry with?

>>543012712
big hat

>>543013107
need her to tickle my anus with that wand ngl

>>543013368
I was confused at first because on the thumbnail her coat and the cat look like a broom

>>543013073
wuyang

>>543013073
Kiriko

>>543013073
dps bap

>>543014771
I doubt he'd be asking if he could aim

>>543003276
no brother. we are more.

>>543014736
kiri is actually hard to carry with

>>543016160
haha

I love ashe

I love my wife Venture

Why do all soldier players have brain damage? Is it the character?

>>543017617
begone

>>543017127
your wife is kinda cute

so did they patch ana headshots doing full damage to armor because it's technically damage over time?

>>543018445
sounds like it's working as intended

>>543018445
You are confused, Ana's rifle always ignored the armor. Tanks have 25% damage reduction against crits with multiplier greater than 1.5, Earthshatter and Overrun but Virus and burn crits with Mauga's secondary weren't affected. Before the buff it didn't matter how her crits worked because she had 1.5 multiplier but now it's unclear if the damage to tanks should be reduced or not.

>>543020483
I'm not confused, it should clearly be reduced because it is absurd against Orisa and Dva.

>>543020621
>absurd against Orisa
Good.
> and Dva.
You have DM to protect your critbox.

There goes your other eye.

AND your other eye...

>>543022550
The The's

This smug epidemic has to be brought to an end.

>>543022729
Only Hana looks cute when smug though, Kiriko looks very punchable and Juno always looks retarded.

>>542996183
SMUG!

>>543022729
Seriously what character is this even?

>>543022943
Mercy

>>543022943
I think that's a femboy skin from Fortnite

The Bratiko

>>543022729
why is her hair pixelated?

>>543023087
she has big hands

>>543023169
Probably the same reason illari's solar threads are pixelated o n her poolside skin. It'd be nice if they fixed it.

>>543023169
It's retro chic

>>543023169
competency crisis

>>543024336
Why does she keep getting good cosmetics? They must love her at the art department.

>>543024669
Sombrafags are loyal to their waifu.

Sombra final rework next season?

Bukkake queen

>>543024669
hot latina quota

How come that one bomb girl autist thats in all the /v/ threads doesnt post here?

I love elf Lena

TOTAL JUNKER QUEEN LOVE
still need a latina wife though

Got placed in Bronze 2, but i have 2k hours in OW. It's kinda boring in Bronze can I make placements again?

>>543026382
Yes just play Moira, stay in the backline and spam yellow balls and you'll get to plat without having to think

Okay, enlighten me /vg/. Why does everyone says Mei has big tits? Her Rise and Shine animation model has normal looking breasts and in game most of her skins barely have. I mean, we have access to the models right? Canonnically, is she big breasted or is it just off model stuff people made up because of her concept art?

>>543026758
She has an in game spray of her in a tanktop. She's stacked.

>>543026758
It's porn. Normal people have big tits, fat people have massive tits.

>>543022550
>Juno

So, Juno is the thiccest of the three

>>543026758
She has big tits you are hentai coombrained if you think otherwise.

>>543026870
That's the concept art, in game models make her look quite flat when she's without the coat. I mean, her neon skin barely has any tits

just had a match where both torbs started with 7k cash

>>543005895
all gay dudes and women

>>543027116
youre so fucking coombrained its unreal

>>543027338
Then show SFW proof she has big tits, you keep repeating coombrained but have nothing to show, seriosuly, see her skins.

>>543026960
mine are bigger and they don't feel that big desu

>>543027517
Go look at rainy day. Use the mic drop emote so her spine isn't fucked up. Look at her tits through the opaque raincoat. They're probably the biggest out of the female cast, while still being "modestly sized"

kys

>>543025784
we dont do that here

>>543024997
I've got a few dicks

After playing rivals I conclude that melee dps are fucking cancer. The new hero better be a tank.

why the Tank role so shit

>>543031240
It's very fun if you play Wrecking Ball or Doom with chat muted and don't care about what your team is doing and just play to have fun

>>543031240
Very reliant on the other roles to back them up. A favorable engage can quickly turn into death because your entire backline suddenly decided to chase a Tracer.

>>543000506
Junkenstein's Lab was fun to play last year, but this is just utter shit

Juno's 4in phimotic cock

I played the new event for the bp xp and the Nightmare Fuel title

>queue before 5pm
>half the lobby is latin americans
free2spic

The

>>543034154
I could barely stomach the 20 games needed for the EXP quest. No way I am playing 50 for a title.

idk why but I feel like this game is just going to unexpectedly fire half of its staff one of these days and announce they're slowing the release of content

>>543035303
It’s a kino title so I decided to endure it.
I lost so many games because we had three DPS or Supports with only me on tank.

>POV: you solo queue
>what is a screenshot
blizzard doesnt let you because it would reflect badly on them to show how bad the game is in its current state
meanwhile china gets a pure solo queue only

>>543034490
>queue before 5 pm in Europe
>half the lobby are based daytraders

>>543036314
>>543036542
Really well made

>>543035878
There's less of a solo queue culture over here than there. Trannystacking isn't a meme, it's the default.

>>543035878
>meanwhile china gets a pure solo queue only
Didn't they just get a test run for a solo priority queue?

>>543036542
>>543036314
Remarkable

How bad is it that I didn't think to play junkenstein once until today.

>>543031043
she is a tank

>>543039357
legs not muscular enough for a tank

>>543039273
Not at all. It's completely fucking soulless that all they could think of was a stupid mask swap PvP mode. You can feel the loss of the event team being sacked because we haven't had shit that even comes to close to the level of quality we had with those unique PvE events (Wrath of the Bride, Trials of Sanctuary, Cosmic Crisis.)

What they've been doing is just recycle the same content for years on end while pumping out extremely low quality modes an internet could shit out in a week. Someones gotta say it, but the game just aint what it used to be, at least in terms of unique content outside of the main modes.

Man, these events actually had voice intros and a story to them, That was so cool. Why is it gone? People really enjoyed that stuff.

as the matter of fact stadium master legend dps and healer only playing because how fun it was
these new changes to stadium fucking sucks, castrate and blind whomever made the round changes, the gadgets would be cool if we still had 7

>>543040431
lets play some qp king

>>543040341
The first 10 seasons or so had stuff like that, but then microsoft fired all the people who made it.

>>543023087
>disney comes out with new teen vampire show
>overwatch releases this skin which looks a bit like the character from the show around the same time

>>543035878
>players obviously queued together
>default icon and playercard
>streamer mode names
>private profiles

>>543041123
I have no idea what teenagers are doing now, I thought they were all obsessed with kpop demon hunters.

>>543041268
pfft overwatch did that years ago. (The demons are inner)

>>543040431
>>543040341
I thought these two posts had the same number and I was really confused for about a whole minute

dear support mains, what is there that you are unable to heal your tank? help me understand.

>>543028774
good mornyan

There seems to be some kind of exploit where Ana can give teammates 30+% ultimate charge while waiting in the armory before the round starts.

>>543043326
Bad positioning, often from both parties. Or they are getting touched by a British lesbian rapist.

>>543044251
or a Genji, or a Reaper, or a Venture...

what am i supposed to do? i can't babysit them and let the rest of the enemies roll over us.

>>543043326
Generally it's very annoying quick people in my face trying to kill me.

>>543043326
>>543044251
Yeah, we're either getting distracted by Reaper, Tracer, Sombra or a diving tank OR you're not in line of sight due to bad positioning OR you're at the other end of the map trying to dive into a suicidal 1v5 situation and we don't want to get killed with you. Try turning around once in a while to see what the rest of your team is doing.

>>543043365
This artist always has to have them making weird faces and every inch of background covered in heroes

>>543043846
good mornyan!

>>543009964
venture is a self insert for hairy biofem enbies (cute) not for trans furries

>>543043326
support is my least played role but I have the mental wherewithal to know that supports shouldn't be healdumping into the tank. DPS need love and sometimes they gotta fight off dives too. When I play tank I will NOT peel for something like a genji or sombra so I will be a bit more passive while I wait for them to no longer be occupied.

>>543044402
Try to live and zone the enemy without overcomitting until your supports and dps have forced the Tracer out. Then you swing back at them. Make the Tracer scream "I had both supports on me why didn't you push?"

>>543005895
uhmm only one cool name, sad!

>>543023087
I want to sex the vampire

>>543035878
just play with some friends bro

>>543045852
she will bite your dick vein

>>543039507
she transforms into a giant werewolf thoughbeit

The objective is mine!

>>543045519
There are only two kinds of enbies.

why am i so bad at this mask gamemode

>>543046265
oh no haha

>>543046725
For me it was bad teammates who refused to go tank.

If you're lagging out your movement inputs shouldn't register

>>543046704
imagine the bush

>>543044402
You don't have to kill then, getting dinged at all or even having attention on them will make them leave. The only time it's OK to ignore divers is if you're winston and you're killing their backline better and faster than they're killing yours

>>543047191
I feel like the tank should usually ignore divers because he is more useful on the frontline. Unless the diver is retarded and engages way too early and the tank has nothing better to do.

>>543047764
Incorrect
if they have divers and you don't your front line should be up a dps, if you have divers their tank will be peeling as well

I wanna date freja

>>543048020
If they have divers I will prevent their backline from helping them so my backline can win the 4v2. Or I trade backlines. Having your tank peel just gives up too much space.

did blizzard make sojourn and orisa mask benefit simply because they're the only blacks in the mode?

>>543048650
Yeah look if it's giving up too much space your backline is probably playing way too far back. You shouldnt really need to do much more than turn around and shoot a couple times. There's no helping retards, if they're being dived and don't play closer to anyone that can help them I guess it's on them and you're probably going to lose anyway

>>543048983
There's a voice interaction where Orisa tells Sojourn that she's Efi's idol. So kind of.

>>543048663
sexo

>>543048983
No they have lore together.

>enemy tank counterswaps me after one (1) death 5 seconds after the first fight starts
>in qp
>one of my dps goes even the other barely goes positive
>he was being pocketed
>he STILL lost
lol... LOL!!! He really wasted 9 minutes of his time playing Or*sa in qp just to lose

why do shitters get so mad I'd you switch character

>>543049054
Unless the diver is retarded the tank won't have an angle on him. You have to trust your team and stop the rest of the enemy team from capitalising.

>>543049773
nobody who plays 1st respawn counterwatch in qp is gonna go very far in this game. it's literally the perfect place to learn how to play into certain matchups and people who instaswap deny themselves that experience
losing after counterswapping is even worse because it probably means they dont even know how to play what they swapped to and just think "hurr rock paper scissors"

>>543049773
if you counterswap anything after one death in quickplay I cant imagine you like overwatch very much

hey can you guys post more softcore porn please? thanks

>>543049637
He was probably a support main on his off role and didn't want to let his stack down.

>>543050663
trans fat ass

>>543050562
What do you mean? This is an Overwatch thread

GET THIS SHIT OFF MEEE AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

thanks i can always count on you guys. i have a predilection for mercy, personally, but any big tits or ass will do. i would share my stuff, but it is all hardcore i think, so have this instead

>>543050592
My top 2 played are brigitte and zenyatta so I'm a "support main" too so he's got no excuse. I hope he had fun constantly javelin spinning me into corners and throwing his blue-beamed spear at a jq.

what did blizzard mean by making the german speaking characters blonde and blue eyed?

>>543050980
A lot of support players think that tank is just rps counterswapping. Your mercy will either tell you to go zarya because they have a dva or to swap off dva because they have a zarya.

Are queue times more important than match quality in QP?

>>543052481
Yes, the clue is in the name.

For me its edge kino

>>543052583
To what degree? Should match quality ALWAYS be diminished over queue times?

i.e., if it made all queues instant every time, should every match be 5 pros vs. 5 noobs?

>>543023317
She has a big penis, too.

>>543051637
tugging

>>543050980
>brigitte and zenyatta
based, same

Who gives better a better futa dicking?

>>543053529
The longer you wait the less the matchmaker will prioritize quality and just try to get you into a game.

I hope teamups won't be the next big thing. I don't want to be forced to play junkrat just so my hog onetrick isn't a throwpick.

>>543054352
freja is strapon coded not futa coded

Too hot for you?

>haunted doll ashe in the shop
>Im 500 credits short
well played blizzard, you get $5 this time.

I am not playing stadium until hammer torb gets gutted

hang guh on team

YOU after eating out ________

>>543056545
fruit

Is it worth to learn ball?

>>543057169
ball is the best tank in the game and the only reason he doesn't get nerfed is because of how few people know how to play him properly
choose wisely

>>543056545
>>543050663
from the back

>>543057327
What if my team doesn't know how to play with him?

>>543057327
niggerfist logic

>>543036314
>>543036542
I wonder why use fake cucumbers thoughbeit

>>543056802
holy fuck that looks like a horror scene

>>543058693
this new pic of mercy is hot and also spicy

>>543057169
Ball’s awesome and makes people that’re bad at the game seethe.

I have no idea what is going on

what is your top 3 girls

>>543059472
95 percent of ball players are fucking useless thoughever

>>543058509
Real ones would fall apart and turn yucky in a couple of hours.

>>543059915
>>543022550

>>543059915
brig, venture, mei

>when I’m playing as Venture and a convo between her and another hero about nonbinary tranny bullshit happens
Just follow some of the localizations and make her a woman for fucks sake Blizzard.

>>543060367
nobody cares

>>543046704
sexo

>>543057169
I wanted to post a cool ball webm of someone using his grapple to dunk on people but I can't find it :(

>>543059915
Mei, Sombra, Juno

>>543059915
top 3 for what?

>>543060531
Ventures VA is pretty much RL Venture

Wake me up!

>>543061374
KINO

>>543061374
Before you go go

>>543061374
when it's all over

>>543061543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dybCYC0C7oM

>>543061649
Need these to be actual skins in the game

>>543061763
i need flower mei first

>>543061374
When September ends

>>543061130
sex

>>543061243
diamonds

>>543060367
Venture is my third most played and I've never heard her say anything like this

>>543061243
more annoying desu

>>543062138
Just had it happen with Echo.

>>543049773
the "shitter" in question getting mad also thinks you're a shitter for insta counter-swapping after losing 1 fight.

>>543061374
>>543061543
>>543061659
>>543061660
>>543061985

>>543062459
>implying anyone plays echo

>>543062138
>>543062612
Happens with Genji and Kiriko

>>543049773
this post really riled up the shitters

>>543060367
>lifeweaver asks if junk and hog are fucking
the new writers are horrible

>>543062138
There are exactly two times venture brings up the non-binary thing. Once with Echo and the other with the ninjas.

>>543062546
Yikes!

Downvoted.

>>543062690
>>543062953
maybe I've just never noticed
still, would plap

>>543062546
edit : wow this post blew up!

>>543063035
I mean she’s a girl, she was just groomed by the globohomo.

>>543062890
yeah that's dumb, they're obviously fucking.

>>543061374
FUCKING BASED!!!!!
save me

>>543057169
learn hazard, he's not easily countered and almost never banned

I just love Illari ok?

>>543063409
no you don't
you just say it because you think it'll make you fit in

>>543059915
Mei, D.Va, Juno

>>543063409
5 reasons why. now.

>>543063603
Butt, boobs, thighs, feet, lips

you just love me for my body...

did ventures va fuck bogur?

>>543063721
i would love you no matter what...

>>543063721
who is speaking

>>543060124
>>543060785
>>543063584
beised Mei enjoyers

>>543063834
Bogur is a tranny chaser. He doesn't fuck non-binarian biofems.

>>543064471
HOLY GRIM

>>543064471
what a beautiful princess

>>543064471
I've never seen a community turn on someone they previously loved like OW did with these two

>>543054767
Hogs bonus with junkrat is pretty shit. The explosion on hook barely does any damage and you need to coordinate with your rat to even see any benefit from the mine buff.

>>543064861
both left the game for marvel rivals and eskay starts drama over the dumbest shit constantly, not surprising at all

>>543064471
do you think eskay ever had to hide her tiny erection while in the skin tight latex suit...

>>543051637
Cowards will never release a skin like that for Mei

I'm just here for the thussy

the singular venturefag has been awfully obnoxious over the last few weeks

>>543067049
there's 2 of us

I’ve been doing so well with Venture that I got asked to duo by a Mercy on my team who friended me after a game.
I thought Mercyxisters only liked pocketing Genjis and other coolguy heroes?

the things i would do for one singular sniff of ventures sweaty unwashed boypussy

>>543067925
at least!

>>543068637
>boypussy
mental illness
she has a nice hairy puffy brown female pussy

Boop

Can't climb, am terrible.

Play brig, lucio, zen (gold 2 - plat 3). Been here forever, feel I'm just giga poop

>>543070181
okay

>>543070181
do you feel like theres anything you can improve on? like any area you feel uncomfortable with?

So Junkrat’s mythic is gonna be cyberpunky?

need zaryas thick meaty rod all up in my ass

>>543068947
but buffed up on testosterone so even hairier than normal (ftm)

Okay. Lets settle this once and for all.
Which is the best Kiriko skin?

I just ate and the first words I see on my screen are some nasty tranny fetish shit

Okay. Lets settle this once and for all.
What is the best Venture skin?

>>543075292
Mummy and whichever recolour you prefer because she has like 6 skins.

>>543073484
for me its
3. Sophmore
2. Antifragile
1. Streetwear

>>543075148
I want to do drugs with them.

>>543075292
Mummy then blue and orange.

>>543075479
Juno is straight edge and Mercy is addicted to anti-anxiety medication.

I just started playing again and I'm already getting irrationally angry in QP stadium. I can't handle being shit at this game every after not playing for like 5 months

>>543073484
Athleisure > Toga >>>>> Juri > Lifeguard >>> Streetwear

The rest of that shit can be thrown in the garbage. Just ugly coloring or over designed

it takes so long to level up characters...

>>543077291
it takes the same length for everyone so it makes no difference how big the number is

>>543075292
Toxic

>>543078524
do they take longer like require more XP as you go, or is each level the same time investment?

>>543078932
The first levels are quick and it requires more exp until it plateaus out eventually and stays the same.
It’s nothing too crazy.

>>542996047 (OP)
Tank niggers are 90% the reason you lose matches.

The new Mercy and Freja skins are signs that we’re gonna get hornier skins now

>>543080542
>two dogshit skins
>"we're gonna get hornier skins now"
Ok?

>>543080542
We better. Look at all the slutty skins the males are getting. What happened to equality?

Venture's streetwear skin will feature y2k style low cut jeans with a whale tail thong

I think Blizzard would love to re-write Mercy's lore so she's not a hag but the backlash would be too strong

She could literally have a 20 year old daughter

I think they should revisit the idea of killing off Reinhardt in lore but instead it's Mercy

>>543082760
Retcon in a daughter or younger sister of hers that can do more then pocket and res and replace her with that

>>542996047 (OP)
tr00n filter list
>mercy
https://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X
>jose
https://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqG

>>543083597
I can still see your post you stupid dumb brown bitch LMAO

>>543084601
we don't sign our posts here doebeit

>>543085058
>>543085356
big MAD lmao

>>543083597
doesnt work thoughbeit i can still see your post JEJ

Schizo shift is starting.

We all known Echo is the best girl in this game.

gm briggers

>>543086949
hey...

Kiriko thighs on the menu

Roasted Hammond on the menu

what a fucking dogshit this new mode is holy shit. I just can't win a single game.

I actually play the game.

how do you react to this?

>>543088470
kneel

>>543088470
take notes

>>543088470
He is silver, isn't he.

>>543082576
>Wanting Mercy to be canonically bred by some random no name
that would literally set blizzard HQ up in flames.

>>543088441
>I actually play the game.
same

>>543088470
typical plat terrorists

>>543089060
It could be an enhanced clone made by Moira.

>>543089583
You know they would make it black. or just use doomfist.
It would quite literally break the entire fanbase

Abraptive circuits engaged

Overwatch needs more competition now that Marble’s hype is waning
Quick somebody make a GOOD hero shooter
Release Deadlock already Valve you fucking bums
I don’t care if it’s mostly MOBAshit it’s gonna be liveserviceslop and it’s gonna have lots of characters in it
It’s perfect competition

>>543090024
They've tried and failed, turns out only Valve and Blizzard can succeed in this genre.

>>543090024
Deadlock is trash because its too complicated to be enjoyable by normies, its frustrating as dota and also frustrating like not knowing how to play quake vs +35yo boomers
t. Dotard.

>>543090024
Can deadlock compete in the rule34 war? That's the one that matters.

>>543090432
Deadlock has the headstart of having cute girls, but the furryfags and women already took over.

>>543090432
Most definitely not

Olivia NOOO

>>543090432
>Can deadlock compete in the rule34 war?
lol

>on defense overtime
>retards fight far away from the cart
>someone pushes it
>DEFEAT
I fucking hate tank niggers so much its unreal. it was a wrecking ball too, absolutely fucking unwinnable with retards like that.

>>543091986
m8 you're dumb
I fucking hate Wrecking Ball too but even I know it's not his job staying near the cart. What the fuck is he going to do there?

>>543092139
Why pick Wrecking ball on defense if you can't stall the cart let alone run back to the single fucking support cuck pushing it.

>>543091986
>>543092187
Why are you blaming the Ball when you just said that your whole team was far away from it?

Never played the kiriko, what should I know before tanking my rank?

>>543092387
It was the wrecking ball and some other support hard diving into the enemy spawn by themselves taking a pointless fight after we already got cleared out.

>gold 1 - diamond 2
what the fuck is going on with this game

I wish you could apply the mythic weapon flourish to any skin

>>543092454
She's impossible to fuck up with and straight overpowered

>>543092454
Do not waste suzu. Especially just to heal yourself.

>>543092957
It's new game season, everyone is playing battlefield or arc raiders or whatever else has just released

>>543093578
>>543093591
How come you guys didn't tell me to wait for all my cards to fly out before throwing knives I was wondering why I had so little healing shaking my head the smug shimada gang is no help

>>543094087
there's a setting to shoot all your ofudas at once

gm hanas

>>543094136
It's on by default, you can still cancel it

>>543094185
hi brig

>>543092454
Be annoying to the enemy. Flank, do some damage with your daggers, TP back to your team if it gets too dangerous. Flank again when you have your TP back. Repeat.

My queen and her harem

>>543095083
Not every day you see a whole team with terrible taste in skins.

Overwatch has gone 3,434 days without a barefoot Lena skin.

>>543095445
How long has it been since she got a non-recolor skin?

>>543094087
youre supposed to be taking shots in between the "cards" flying.

>>543095680
In between 10 cards, you can cancel the stream of cards early, you should know this if you are giving out kiriko tips

>>543095680
>cards

>>543095405
punk tracer is cute and valid, ok?

>>543095841
御札

>>543095959
this but ventuah

thanks to the lil nigga that suggested deleting my shader cache or whatever, back to 300fps on ultra

>>543096242
how does that work

>>543096690
idk shader cache was full or something, was suddenly getting low frames that persisted despite bumping settings down to low from ultra

>>543096784
>>543096839
can you stop please

>>543096883
This

>>543097185
god shes so cute

>>543075479
Based but only with Juno

>>543095445
gm Lenafeetlover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_V0zBe43VE

>>543097185
I remember watching a vid where Ventures va was playing with someone and she(?) was making these seductive noises. It activated me.

>>543088470
Laugh

>>543088470
imagine showing this visual vomit to Jeff in 2016

>>543097731
source please

>>543097874
he'd love it

>>543098492
Based

>>543098228
good nyight

>>543098746
good nyight..

>tfw you get that one build that shits over the enemy team
ok I get the appeal of stadium now

>>543094185
gm

>>543100845
holy polygons

>>543100845
I can see why cass invited her to overwatch

>>543100845
Woah..

>>543098147
I forgot who but it was pretty fucking hot

>>543098492
Nah this is pretty cringe two bee honest

>>543101950
the spam? I agree, thankfully it is very easy to filter

>>543101950
Bodied that freak

>>543100845
Need that on my face

>>543100845
>>543103316
>hanafags have to resort to cheating angles and wide fov to mimic a fraction of mei's ass

>>543103316
Perfect cheeks

>>543103764
Being a beached whale doesn't count

>>543103921
copius maximus

>>543104015
We don't sign our posts here

>account suspended for 2 weeks
>reason: offensive chat
What the fuck, I didn't write shit in chat besides "gg wp"

>>543104841
People are extremely insecure to the point where they take "ggwp" as sarcasm when they feel like they got stomped

>>543104841
>What the fuck, I didn't write shit in chat besides "gg wp"
uh-huh

>>543104841
>writing in chat
lol!

>>543103764
>cheating angles

>>543105305
to make it appear larger than it is, absolutely

Meifags getting awful desperate

meigods won thougheverbeit

Mei's ass is the most powerful force in Overwatch

for me it's toned butts with dimples

>>543108362
wicked!

>>543108362
nice try but lena doesn't wear panties

>start playing the kiriko for the first time
>immediately on a win streak
was it always that easy?

its so insane how someone can have over a thousand hours in this game and they still spam group up 70 times per match. thats like a solid 200 hours total just of hitting the group up button.

>>543108362
Lenas fancy knickers

>>543104841
gg used to be all i wrote in chat. literally the only thing i ever typed, win or lose, every match. unless there was a cheater or something like that. i got reported a whole bunch of times apparently. now i say absolutely nothing. such a cool community.

I love Lena so much it's unreal

>>543109450
>gg used to be all i wrote in chat. literally the only thing i ever typed, win or lose, every match. unless there was a cheater or something like that then I called them slurs and went on a rant about the jews. i got reported a whole bunch of times apparently

>>543109568
so, you haven't played the game. kinda crazy to be positng in its general then.

>>543109331
did you group up thouhg???

frerja

>>543073484
i like idunn and juri

>>543073484
matsuri and visual kei

mei is just fat

>>543111080
out of ten

>>543111080
She's a sturdy gal. Also fucking hot.

>>543111080
In all the right places
hnnngg

>>543109505
me too!!

Lena a cute!

>>543075292
Sadly, Giza. It completes the entire design Venture's got going on. Toxic in close second though. Everything else is pretty trash. 8-Bit makes 'em look like a 35 y/o Minecraft youtuber involved in a grooming scandal.

>>543111080
Yeah, if you're gonna simp for a fat character you should at least be able to acknowledge this

>>543111080
oh no!

I love amélie

>>543112678
We know, Elizabeth

>>543112678
we know hammond

it is time to sacrifice my elo to learn new heroes

i want to learn freja and play with her archangel skin

>>543112882
should've done it during drive with the rest of the terrorists

guys halp i broke lena's hymen how do i fix it before she notices

>>543113131
force recall by slapping her

>>543113193
i tried slapping her but she just punched me in the nose and there is a lot of blood i think im gonna pass o

mei is literally built for plapping

>>543113893
fact bomb

>>543113893
Nobody's dick is long enough to get through the layers of fat

Overwatch Shinobi

>>543114064
self reported virgin detected

how should one round out their hero pool if they one trick venture in masters im thinking a hitscan like soj, another dive like tracer or genji and a meme hero like junkrat

>>543114120
we don't sign our posts here

>>543114181
cass or soj, mei
rat sucks

>>543114181
you like playing cancer so start maining sombra and hanzo

>>543116274
bodied that freak

>>543114181
Is Venture banned often at your rank? Streamers seem to think Venture is broken.
>how should one round out their hero pool if they one trick venture
Anything ranged.

>>543116274
venture is worse than sombra but nobody bans her

>>543116370
basically never, also yes agreed just my aim is dogshit so itll take a while to lock in
>>543116760
venture is the most honest hero out there

Why does Hazard get a better Mei wall?

>>543117901
Because Hazard is a tank and Mei is a damage hero. Wall is a tank ability.

>>543117901
Because he is a tank. Any other stupid questions?

>>543118036
The wall is the identity of her kit, it feels wrong to just give it to someone else

Is Mei even played at pro level?

>>543118596
Sometimes with Rein comps.

I don't recall the game dying that fast after the start of the season, holy shit.

Wait its dead?

>>543121157
rivals is dead yea

What the glorp

>>543121215
rent free

>>543121810
true overwatch lives rent-free in wang's head

>>543122018
its interesting how you even know that name, and yet claim that overwatch lives in his head.

>>543122113
grabbin pills

I don't play comp much, but when I do I get
>one game where echo keep dying to junk one sec into the fight 5 times in a row
>one game where moira has 1k healing and keeps telling we're trash in chat
>one game where mcree is 6-15 and keep dying to echo
>one game starts well but someone in the enemy team leave so the match is cancelled
it's getting harder and harder to believe these youtube videos about how to improve that tells you your team isn't everything

>>543123473
that's just the normal low player count matchmaking

>>543118596
On maps like Kings Row she is.

>>543064471
>esskay is taller than bogur
>I think bogur is like 5'10
>tfw I'm WAY shorten than esskay
Ffffuuuuuu

I did my dailies now what do I do

>>543124976
bf6

>>543124976
suffer in silence

>>543124976
Who are you motherfuckers playing games to tick off dailies? Like why?

>>543125125
if they didn't want me to do them why'd they put them in the game

>>543124976
Gray Fox skin would be so fucking cash

>>543124976
tinderwatch

>>543091160
Olivia YES

can someone buy me this skin

>>543009220
>those shoulders

>>543126075
If you can milk me dry. Sure

>>543126075
sent ;)

>>543126075
no tummy window? :(((

>>543125023
110 fucking dollars. lmao. i thought i might be f2p with skins, but no, i will never ever play it.

Venture shouldn't be able to contest an objective while underground.

>>543131070
trvke

>>543126075
buy it yourself faggot

>>543132460
how

>>543132760
>grown ahh man can't afford 18 bucks
baka senpai

go back

>>543132760
kys

Stadium should be 1 tank 2 dps 3 supports. Supports can build damage anyways and there is enough anti heal to prevent sustain comps.

>>543124976
make more copeg edits pls

>>543134772
>enough anti heal
Do you mean the items that give 30% healing reduction? Because if you do that's not enough to compensate for 50% more healing from the third support. Plus, having three supports will guarantee that there will be Kiriko with 2Zu on every team. Fuck that.

>>543124976
Play Stadium to rank up and/or finish the events

we don't play that crap here

mauga is probably the most disappointing tank in the entire game. he somehow manages to feel like he does no damage and also feel like he has explodes because he has no sustain at all despite 2 abilities that give him damage reduction, healing, and a passive to generate (in theory) insane amounts of overhealth. ive literally had more mitigation on doomfist than i have in matches where im constantly landing crits and lighting people on fire.

I wanna marry juno

>he got filtered by mauga
SHITTER ALERT

>>543075785
stadium doesn't require skill, it's just a build check
play some overpowered shit like full ability power spikes Hazard or full AP boomerang Brigitte and just delete people in one combo to collect your free wins.

>enemy tank has a mercy pocket up his ass 24/7 that no one does anything about besides me
>my support is DPS kiriko and ana who arent aware of my existence
>lose
boy i love losing because of factors i cannot control and being told its my fault

Brigitte owes me sex

Brigitte owes me more sex than to that guy above

>>543137047
This is why I take extended breaks from tanking and just dab on everybody with Junkrat for fun.

>>543137047
replay code?

>>543136236
You have to hit your stomps. It does 150 dmg if you jump on them and crit.

>queue 6v6
>3 mercy mains on the team
>the one who took mercy rezzes me after a lost fight inside the enemy team
I should just use it for drives. It can't get worse than this.

>>543136236
Use stomp on cooldown and use it to run away if you need to

>>543139070
>only 3

is anyone else being forced to log into bnet every time they launch it for the past week or so? why tf am I getting logged out

>>543139631
I don't use bnet

we use Steam here

i-i use bnet... kinda a legacy ow1 holdover thing...

>>543140098
if you switch to steam blizzard will be getting less money

>>543140263
70% of zero is still zero though.

>>543139676
then the question doesnt apply to you!!!!
>>543140263
i dont spend money

>>543139307
3 is 3 too many

>>543139631
Happened to me too, but today was fine.

i love battle.net

Soe...

>>543143802
Soe's fatherless black kid should be 3 by now.

>>543144082
what an odd thing to say

>>543143802
thank you for reminding me to get the twitch drops

>>543143802
cringe

>>543131070
But people will look at ball who's practically invincible spinning on point unless you have 3 teammates there to shoot him and think that's okay.

>>543144958
everyone, pros included, hate ball

>>543117901
Be lucky mei even has her wall still since they decided CC mainly belongs on tanks

>>543144958
>spinning to win
>unkillable
Learn to aim

I love perks LOL they are so great yey! perks perks perks.
It's so cool how doom gets to keep that objectively broken perk that people pick 100% of the time every season. Getting rid of counterplay to him with cc, and getting free empowered punch on cd is great! I LOVE PERKS WOOOOW!! PERKS PERK PERKS!!!

>>543145216
Underageb& please

>>543145368
he's right power matrix is bonkers overpowered, easily the strongest perk in the game

>>543143802
goddess soe

>>543145208
yea lemme just headshot the 700+ hp spinning meatball.... oh wait...

>>543145491
No it is ridiculously strong, I’m just shitting on him because he’s a whiney retard that thinks Doom is the strongest most uncounterable hero in the game

>>543145208
don't be obtuse
very few heroes can kill a spinning ball on their own in a reasonable amount of time.

>>543145636
If your team can’t melt a ball linearly spinning on point there’s a problem with your team.

>>543145661
he's black

>>543145856
>>543144958
>unless you have 3 teammates there to shoot him
READ!!!

>>543145739
Very few heroes can kill any tank on their own dummy.
Ball is KNOWN for being amazing at 1v1ing, that’s his thing. When more then one person is shooting at him while maintaining good positioning he should either be forced to flee or die.

>>543146064
yes but the initial conversation is about cancerous conditions for contesting an objective
ball and venture are the kings of that

>>543145991
Sperg, two people can melt a Ball if he’s spinning like a tard.
Stop trying to 1v1 the enemy tank.
Stop standing in bad spots.

>>543145661
Then who is the strongest most uncounterable hero in the game?

>>543146460
Widow, there is literally no counter play to a Widow who lands shots

>>543146460
Widow.

>>543145739
>very few heroes can 1v1 a tank

...yeah?

gn briggers

>>543146543
>>543146628
your friendly neighborhood invisible latina?

>>543146783
Gets headshot and gunned down.
Or dies to whoever is peeling the Widow.

>>543146229
>Stop standing in bad spots.
nobody is implying theyre getting hit. we're talking about contesting point lol. or are you gonna let a ball cap to win game because touching point is a bad spot?
I personally don't think ball is as bad as venture in this aspect since you can actually shoot him, but he's probably the second worst yeah.

>>543146698
I can 1v1 a doom as tracer

>>543146783
trigger the poison trap and get shot

>>543146783
Will not win a duel against a demon

Current Hog is more broken then Doom.

At least I'm not a rat

that implies tank doom has ever been broken in any sense other than being barely playable with bugs and constant counters

>>543147513
I got dabbed on a few times by good Dooms so he must be broken.
Please understand.

>niggerfist mains desperately running defense for their main despite knowing their overpowered nog will never be nerfed
just stop bro, admit he's broken and move on. I've complained about him for years and nothing ever happens. you're not special, he appears in nearly 10% of games and has a top 8 win rate.

>>543147513
ZBRA's catchphrase is literally "How broken is doomfist?"

>>543147728
>erm by these arbitrary standards I have for these statistics that I read once, Doom MUST be heckin broken

>>543147728
I mean lucio venture reaper and mercy are all in the top 10 win rates are they overpowered too

oh Doom is broken? He should be played alot in pro play then! Lets see...

>47.4% winrate
hope she gets turbobuffed soon!

>"doom will never be nerfed"
>literally lost 5% damage reduction on block for no reason at all when almost every counter can bypass block anyway and a rogue discord orb might as well treat damage as if you arent blocking
it is insane how much doomfist lives in peoples heads. tank doom is not DPS doom