Thread 543023045

Sloppy editing Edition

Previous meat lover: >>542956065

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
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-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
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-Undertale Image Collections
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-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
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-Comicbin
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-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

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he looks like he kisses human men

Kris should make Spade King HER pet

I LOVE TV!!

Wishing everyone a good Fuck Spamton Friday

He is absolutely beautiful and no one can tell me otherwise

>>543023186
Kissing is better than sex.

Toby is living every last one of my dreams and he will pay for it when I become the ultimate quirky gamedev

to doom or to not doom, that is the question.

Dogshit OP. This won't be a good thread, huh?

>>543023186
Do you think Dess liked watching him getting his back blown by human truckers?

Which UT/DR character would give the best head?

>>543023305
That neck is immaculate. I wonder how many hickeys it can carry

I miss him and his cute floppy ears

>>543023447
Rudy.

>>543023303
people need to start depicting past Tenna without a nose. Tenna only picked up a nose because he wanted to cop Spamton's style.

>>543023045 (OP)
I love his toby sox

>>543023045 (OP)
TOBYFAGS WON

what should i write

Getting fanart was not in my 2025 bingo card at all. You fuckers are hilarious.

>>543023741
kris molesting spade king

>>543023315
actually agreed. i remember me and my bf kissing and it felt way more heartwarming than the awkward first sexxy time.

>>543023351
moomin'

>>543023386
Yes.

>>543023447
me after i get to practice on my bf some more

>>543023741
write about asriel and his romance with human men

>>543023741
The gang having a sleepover at Ralsei's

>>543023814
Who’s the dog?

Ain't easy being an icon.

>>543024009
Toby or the Janny?

>>543023741
Write heterosexual Asriels first date with Dess

>>543024009
The dog runs everything.
The whole show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8zZUYV_yl4

>>543024009
Holy newfag, shouldn't you be paying attention at school instead of being here?

>>543024076
Oooh right janny okay thanks
I KNOW WHO TOBY IS DAMN! I DIDNT THINK I EVEN HAD TO SPECIFY!

>>543024126
Lurkmoar high?

>>543023731
Michael you stupid cunt why would you share our stuff with Xitter?

>>543023614
I highly disagree even if you are technically right because his nose is a huge part of his appeal. When I see noseless Tenna art I refuse to save it, ruined pieces that could have been saved by a nose

>>543024220
Fuck off retard

>>543024306
Eww and he’s 16 too

>>543024306
That pic of Toby with uboa hasn't been new for quite some time, I don't think you have the right guy

>>543024353
you need some positivity in your life.

Did you know sea otters hold hands so they don't drift apart?

what de dog doing?

Rare tobies are becoming a currency

>>543024575
That pic of toby has been an /utg/ exclusive until now. I know because it's my crop

>>543024592
Fuck off retard.

>>543024659
>check the usernames
>they're from accounts that are 14-16 years old
tobystalkers not beating the allegations

>>543024838
I agree with this anon, that retarded tasquetard chap needs to go.

>>543024928
thirded

What will it take to make Col go away?

>>543024838
Did you know that when a bumblebee is crawling on the ground, it is likely out of energy. pick it up, carefully, and put it on an open flower. they will feed and fly off a few seconds later.

>>543024817
Oh, my bad

>>543024986
ok that's actually cute

I wish there was a new game plus where you could play as the vessel.

>>543024592
>>543024986
i do believe your attempts at positivity to make anons un-hate you is being counteracted by you being hostile and angry just an hour ago. just saying.

>>543024984
Getting doxxed, probably

personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!

I want to paint fave and the clouds.

>>543024306
>16
>aromantic coming out day
>reddit xitter discord telegram twitch
Oh, this is rancid.

What's cringier? Toby's wife being a westerner or her being japanese?

don't engage, tasquefag. people like you less when you engage. cliche as it sounds, just ignore them.
>>543024883
i do janitorial work for a high school. ive seen pippins drawn on boards which look suspiciously like the ocs here. i'll post a photo next time i see one.

About time his posts got removed.
Thank you.

>>543025402
You're still at that job?

TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!

>>543023045 (OP)
Toby has no reason to hide his face. I'm autistic and shy too but come on man

>>543025402
>ive seen pippins drawn on boards which look suspiciously like the ocs here. i'll post a photo next time i see one.
This would be hilarious if it’s true, but I have a sneaking suspicion you’re going to draw slightly off pippins OCs from here and post it

>>543025402
WHAT

>>543025539
But he wants to be yoko taro

>>543025301
Thank you DK, it is because of you that I am able to draw hot Tennas in the current day
I won't ever forget my roots

>>543025512
unfortunately, yes. i dont recall if ive posted it here before or not, but i guess i must have?
...dossieranon?

>>543025298
He posted his own photo here. He's probably immune to shame on a biological level.

>>543025402
please describe why exactly they look like our OCs or I will kill myself

>>543025675
imPECcably based taste

>>543025627
the difference is that Yoko Taro wears a cool mask while Toby just has his face edited out like a bitch

>>543025539
>>543025627

>>543025402
>"ive seen pippins drawn on boards which look suspiciously like the ocs here"
>Say this
>Don't mention which OC or OCs they were
You dirty stinking liar

>>543025705
How could I ever forget.

>>543025841
Toby's wedding cake with Yoko Taro

>>543025837
The OP pic isn't an edit, he's holding up an annoying dog. Also he tried an actual mask before and it looked like shit, so the dog-on-a-stick is the better solution.

>>543025402
if you post a photo and i see fujo drawn on a blackboard i'm killing myself

he had to do it to 'em

>>543025841
>Sweet Cap'n Cakes
Might as well just shit on the cake

>>543025841
someday i will have a birthday like this perhaps...

>I am somehow the more tolerable theoryposter among some
>most theories: wouldn't it be funny if spamton's socks were green? TEE HEE~

not exactly cut throat competition.

>>543025558
>I have a sneaking suspicion you’re going to draw slightly off pippins OCs from here and post it
I'm thinking the same, this retard can't even say which were the OCs. If anon isn't actually lying, I would bet anything that they're actually some twittard pippins OCs and not the ones from here.

>>543026013
Why doesn't he wear the mask for Halloween?

theories you say. is this anything yes i already posted this

>>543026203
Maybe it's green Pippins and that anon doesn't realize that's a canon character

>>543026041
It's very likely that anon is lying, I wouldn't worry if I were you

>>543025852
im not a pippinsfag, i just recognize the faces. normal pippins are drawn relatively commonly, but one time i saw the one with the mouth (fujo?) and the tall fuzzy dice one.
>>543025854
im going to go do an archive search so i can tell if youre fucking with me or not.

>>543026185
It's more that your theories make when you're not posting about the game or just using the game as a vehicle for your complaints against lesbians more tolerable.
The content of most Deltarune theories is arguing over shadows cast on the wall of a cave without even getting into discussions over the nature of the cave or the origin of the light source.

>>543026379
kek

>>543026373
It wouldn't be on the archive.

COCK

Someone needs to just catch him at the airport and take a creepshot

>>543026437
Imagine getting mad over a legitimate criticism against shoving the homos in everything.

>>543026589
where

>>543025301
A cartoony Ralsei from an older thing that never got finished.

mm oh yes spammy...let me take those beautiful emerald footwarmers off...*snnniiiiffffff* so cheesy....

>>543026586
??????????

>>543026634
Inside Noelle, where it belongs

>>543026598
wow he looks fucked up in this one

>>543026634
here

>>543026628
Mad? I love talking to kraut about the gays.

Whose house was that in the chapter 3 egg quest

>>543026373
>one time i saw the one with the mouth (fujo?) and the tall fuzzy dice one.
If this is true then I think you have ruined any chances of them being drawn again on the boards simply by bringing it up in the threads, where said people would be able to look at all these posts.
Does it happen often or just every once in a while? When was the last time you saw a pippins OC drawn on a board?

I don’t really see the point in trying anymore. I’ve been lying in bed for about 12+ hours now.

>>543026349
Shouldn't the Lord of Screens one be in the purple group?

>>543026796
Human beings look like that when sitting down unless you're trying to have a perfect posture

>>543026701
I can’t believe I’m into feet, bad scents, gas, vore and hyperfat for Spamton

>>543026373
As in, fuzzy with the fur and shawl and dress?

>>543026989
why have you been lying in bed for 12+ hours?

>>543026640
I want to play with his floppy ears. Very cute.

>>543026952
>I think you have ruined any chances of them being drawn again on the boards simply by bringing it up in the threads, where said people would be able to look at all these posts.
yeah this. now I'll never know fml

>>543026952
>stopping dice OCs from being drawn
aaand that makes it all clear. this is the antiartfag psyop from the idiot who has melties and shits up the whiteboard (he usually also makes posts calling it "MUH HUWITEBORD")

>>543026598
I bet he's the most obnoxious and pretentious faggot irl

I'm gay

>>543024306
>>543024659
How do we stop retarded xitter users from reposting our shit?

>>543026952
oh im >>543027223 im retarded i thought u meant stopping the dice OCs being drawn on the utg whiteboard online not by the cringeass naenaebabies at their fake and gay school for idiot babies

>>543027223
No I meant that anon might have made it so that the hypothetical highschool students don't draw pippins on the boards at their school again in fear of having their shit taken a picture of by janny anon. Nothing to do with our whiteboards.

my FUCKING DICE. IS NOTHING SACRED???????????

I would pick the one on the right

>>543027223
This sounds like a nerve that's easy to strike.

If real, that kiddo drawing drawing OCs would want to be noticed and have them posted here

>>543026952
thrice total. didnt recognize it the first time, just the one with the mouth. went on the threads and thought it was just a more widespread oc before i knew it originated here. second time was pink mouth one and the one from the real game maybe a week ago? third was last week i think, mouth one and tall one with the fur jacket thing. they all looked relatively similar, so it might be just one person drawing them.

tobystalkers OUT

>>543026812
need

>>543027671
this is it. god take me up i'm ready. killing myself. can't have SHIT.

>>543027671
Dude, please please pleeeeeeeaaase be telling the truth I need to see these

>>543027707
All because of one retarded underaged lurker?

>>543027151
I just don’t care anymore

>>543027671
I want this to be a lie but also want it to be real just because I'm itching to see

>>543027671
when is your next shift bro I need to see this NOW

>>543026838
I don't want to talk about the gays. There's nothing nice to say.

>>543027929
did something happen? something specific got you feeling depressed?

>>543027028
it's not really cut into groups, i just pasted them from a different image, that's why jockington is in that silly position

i did make this because i noticed tenna is purple and was wondering why

>>543023045 (OP)
"Hey Nobuo-sama, before you post our photo can you please make sure my ring isn't visible?"
"Say no more Tobi-chan"
*Hits the blur tool*
"Yep, this should do it"

>>543028264
Tenna moment

>>543027671
Anon is there a pattern? Have you noticed if pippins get drawn on a day in specific?

Please don't let one retard ruin Toby-Posting for the rest of us TobyFags

>>543027671
>2 utg homos both happen to be from the same high school
i thought america was supposed to be a large place

>>543027178
Thanks!

Don't worry tobystalker i hate all of you. Pick up an actual character obsession you stupid hylics

>>543028429
they were all in the same "style" so to speak? the most recent one was in an art classroom

>>543023045 (OP)
Final Fantasy 9 gave me more joy than Deltarune did. And I played Deltarune first.

>>543028675
ok go live here now
>>542766819

kiddo stop eating without paying in my store i got kids to feed

>>543028110
Nothing ever seems to work out. If I take my meds I feel like shit, if I don’t take them I don’t do anything. I mean I have wanted to do stuff and could just go do it, but I then think “What’s the point?” and don’t do it.
Following your dreams doesn’t work and I think Deltarune might have made me a more bitter person in a lot of ways.

>>543028632
when will you be able to return and take a photo I’m worried the person might stop drawing them as of today because this

I think Deltarune as a whole is a disappointment

>>543028632
You better go clean every fucking classroom in that school, I need to see the pippins spotted in the wild

KRIS IS A BLOODY SPY

*reveal pec tatts that say "I don't want to buy deltarune I'll just get my character and story lore from youtube clips" in quasi-medieval gothic script*

>>543028815
I know it's a cliche but it does get better eventually. I'm not a medical professional so I can't help you with that one, if you think something is not alright with your meds then you need to bring that up

Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind

>>543028815
if you are talking about anti-depression medication then those meds start out with making you feel like shit i believe, but one gets used to it eventually and starts feeling better at some later point. that's what i know from my experience.

>>543028614
That would require them to play the game

>>543024306
>Dressed like ralsei
Do these morons seriously not know moomins?

Are there any videos or audio of Toby Fox speaking Japanese?

>>543028810
Fuck you, Sans. I hope your kids starve.

>>543029402
Touhou PROJECT

>>543028847
>>543028901
ill take a pic next time i see one, no garuntee when that is.

I just wish Deltarune would end. I know that Toby can do so much better

what would Dess' castle town/base look like?

>>543024306
I want to rape Toby
This guy doesn't
Therefore, we are not the same

Certified FREAK tv

Toby will have a mid life crisis and make pseudonymous Christian games.

>>543028810
*turns up Underoath on his Razr*

>>543029485
Which one is more likely to rape Kris?

>>543029485
It wouldn't be Dess's Castle Town since she's not a vessel

>>543029430
Ok :(

Kris keeps drinking mountain dews without paying for the bottle in the store.
Kris keeps feeling inside blind bags and ripping them open without paying in the store.

>>543029519
why is Tenna a pedophile

>>543029519
TENNA IS MOLESTING HIS DAUGHTER BECAUSE SHE REMINDS HIM SO MUCH OF SPAMTON??? OH MY GOD

>>543029430
Damn ok, keep us posted anon

>>543028815
>>543029179
How many anons here are drones on some kind of psychotropic medication?

>>543029537
''SUSAN DRACON DREEMURR! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WEARING YOUNG LADY?!'' -Toriel after adopting her

>>543029658
hence the /base, but maybe she's a nomad.

>>543029532
Toby will become a born again Christian and abruptly "end" Deltarune like the chick who made that one webcomic

>>543028860
It's not all bad. It gave me this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P5iPI1FjO8&list=PLKXdyINOQYsbroHtsNBW6OJaNZKLh8lf6&index=19
And this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5wyfl-OfFQ&list=PLKXdyINOQYsbroHtsNBW6OJaNZKLh8lf6&index=30 These too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DstO9slC_5U&list=PLKXdyINOQYsaHwm4rJ0QDFzsaZQNQjF0U&index=26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f1RK1m7qvc&list=PLKXdyINOQYsaHwm4rJ0QDFzsaZQNQjF0U&index=63
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP9mB1sVJz4
If we had more of this, it would be great.

>>543029742
what the fuck does psychotropical even mean

>>543029681
Kris brings salt from home, opens bags of sugar and pours in the salt.

Sans watches "TRON ARES" says "worst" thing ever seen

>>543029742
>Togorefag
>retarded post
Checks out

>>543029102
>>543029179
It’s adhd meds. I’ve got other issues that are probably made worse when I take them because I realize how shitty I feel, but I can’t do anything without them.
>>543029742
Everyone is on drugs, it’s the only way to get through this shitty life

>>543029742
Far too many. Not me though

Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!

>>543029742
>togore post
>observational and thought provoking post
Checks out

>>543030048
Good night!

>>543030013
i don't have any personal experiences with adhd meds, so i can probably not give you any good advice. sorry fren.

>>543030048
sleep well fren

>>543030048
gote night cutie

>>543029954
What's retarded about it? Besides the effects of drugs themselves, of course.

>>543029742
>on some kind of psychotropic medication?
Fuck that, me and my shitty attention span get along well enough.

fave is now inexplicably a quaker

>>543029785
Fuck off and get banned again retard.

>>543029701
He’s a 90’s TV host you shouldn’t be surprised

>>543030432
thank u!!!!1

>>543030247
I feel like this would be a massive step up for a lot of characters. I’ve never met a bad Quaker and isn’t them existing the whole reason Universalism exists?

>>543029306
I dont know what a moomin is, no, I only ever see communists on twitter using them as profile pictures

>>543029785
I like to imagine that Susie behaves nicely for maybe one week after being adopted, and then Kris corrupts her back into the Suz he knows and loves because he knows Toriel won't un-adopt her.

>>543029785
mouse ;)

>>543030212
From what I've heard from friends that take them, it helps them "focus" on doing things, but all they ever really do is goon and play video games.

fave is now inexplicably ethiopian orthodox

>>543029742
1200 mgs of Lithium Carbonate
Max dose venlafaxine
15mg Mirtazapine for sleep + antidepressant
0.5mg of delayed released Xanax daily (don't build tolerance yay)

I consider myself straight edge because I don't drink or do recreational drugs, prescript drugs don't count in this.

pretty sure this is perfectly normal.

I mean Susie will get Ritalin shot up her buttcheek any time now right? girl has ADHD.

>>543030576
Susie just has ADHD, I don't think she's rotten. pretty sure ''unadopt'' is just ''disown'' which is a shitty thing to do.

>>543030243
The problem with psychiatric drugs is usually that they have no effect at all beyond random side effects like low libido or constipation, not that they turn you into a "drone."

>>543030671
>but all they ever really do is goon and play video games.
oh my god that is literally me

>>543030671
adhd drugs are legal speed

if you take them and you aren't actually definitely medically adhd, they just make things worse

I wonder if Toby has regrets
https://youtu.be/pA9uy3KdeEU

Stop evading your ban dark warchief.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg

>>543030671
Gooning and gaming both require focus. I probably need ADHD meds, sometimes I get bored while masturbating and just stop.

>>543030709
idk what that is even. if it includes bombing filthy Sudanese I want to join too.

>>543030846
The starter ones are pseudo-amphetamines, they are more selective and less toxic. however, if the ADHD is hardy, the OG Methamphetamine/Speed may be employed. the final destination is Desoxyn. Yes, Meth.

>>543030846
They help so much if you have ADHD but man you can be suffering bad side effects or whatever and it can take a long time to realize. It sucks as well because you become dependent on them since you on them vs you off them is day and night.
That scene with Susie saying Gerson is the only person who’s bothered to teach her something hurt.

>>543025326
I see gote

Fuck off tasquetoilet!

>>543029797
would this be better or worse than my theory that he had to abruptly rewrite the ending after omori came out because it was too similar to what he’d planned

>>543029876
It means you become a little less human when you take them.

>>543031075
*markiplier noises*

>>543029876
would toby put swears in deltarune

>>543031283
clearly not too scared to put homoshit in it. What's more shit in the bucket, eh?

>>543031193
Better because your theory is retarded

>>543029306
My mum loved the moomin books as a kid and read them to me and my brother when we were younger. I found out later that it was popular online and told her about the fanbase and she was horrified and disgusted at fans shipping moomintroll and snufkin together. She went on a tirade about how their friendship is pure and male friendships aren't inherently gay and lustful. Needless to say she hates the modern fans lol

>>543031207
i don't see how one becomes less human for taking medicines, but okay

>>543031283
Yes.

>>543029708
that is spamton

tasquefag gets banned for being obnoxious and immediately switches from threadshitting to normal posting when he returns? what the fuck?

>>543031283
Swears are in deltarune wdym

>>543031385
Cause it’s all just quirk chungus personality gimmicks

>>543031363
don't tell her rebecca sugar is making the new moomins movie, whatever you do

>>543031375
“He” is so unrecognizable it may as well be their daughter

>>543031363
Your mom has no taste

why did toby use the no-no word in the video game deltarune i am crying?

Please share with me all the Jenny pics you have, I need reference

*casts a spell turning every anon ITT into gote*

>>543031385
It's funny watching him try and fail to act like a normal human being.

>>543031207
what if before I started taking them I was deeply miserable and dysfunctional

I think there should be an Asriel and Dess sex scene

>>543031469
>rebecca sugar
>moomins
not whoever that anon is but I hope the Finns destroy any and all attempt at this satanic mixture
this would be like if the person who made hazbin hotel adapted something equally as obnoxious, like homestuck.

>>543031448
which? 'ass'?

>>543029519
lobotomite spamton?

>>543031538
Ah yes because moomintroll and snufkin's relationship has always been filled with sexual tension
Fuck off fujoshit

>>543031590
Goat Frisk...

>>543031358
keep telling yourself that
>>543031283
there will be one fuck in the entire game and ralsei will get it

>>543031710
Homestuck is way more obnoxious than Hazbin Hotel. I say this as a recovering Homestuck fan.

>>543031702
It should be interactive like those old flash games.

whatchu gon do with

>>543026379
cute

>>543031702
I think there should be an Asriel and me sex scene

>>543031643
id rather him try than continue to shit up the thread. he hasnt replied to this stuff, which is an improvement.

watch him immediately reply to you and invalidate my point

>>543031369
You don't see how a mind altering drug can change you, usually for the worse? You must be a new age retard. A pharmaceutical company brand name peddled to a wider audience doesn't make it any different. "The scientists" or your therapist approving it doesn't make it automatically good, either.

>>543031102
Hope they aren't too bad and keep working for you, anon.

>>543031385
.... what ban lasts less than a day

>>543031929
i got banned like three days for linking to communication off site once, on first offense.

>>543031929
This is you, dark warchief. You are a bad person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg

>>543031729
Thanks, that will do

>>543031919
Well I nearly died once due anxious mania, heart was able to do this for a few more days doc said, then drop. good I found her she said.

2 suicide attempts

I'm proving quantum immortality, that, or even Satan doesn't want me near him.

>>543032065
no I mean /lasts/ less than a day

>>543027671
no way this is real but high school kid whos drawing these dont stop but start watching put for chomo janitors

>>543031815
Dess is really obviously alive whether you believe she's currently stuck in the code or the Knight. She is not dead. This has been the case since chapter 1, which came out before Omori.

>>543031193
toby would never compromise his schizo fever dream

Can't think straight anymore. I'm gonna have a snack and then go to bed.
Good night, folks!

Did Spamton used to call Tenna "kitty"?

I think Dess should be a little autistic, as a treat

>>543032168
Undead? the knight's body shapes, especially hip, imply they may be undead?

Mods, please do something about the off topic, personal info dumping, ass posting, spamming retard.
Much obliged from everyone.

>>543032065
Good, stop shilling your Discord server here.

>>543032150
>/lasts/
ah, yeah, true.

>>543032150
>2 suicide attempts
How'd they fail? I'm curious.

>>543032168
for what its worth, the person in the code speaks like they are female and young according to the japanese translation. i dont think there's many other people it could be apart from dess

>>543031745
hes loafing

why did toby make kris so molestable???

>>543032268
playerslop almost definitely has nothing to do with said fever dream.

>>543032353
If Dess is a zombie, then she clearly didn't die from something mundane like in Omori unless you're suggesting child Kris dragged her teenage corpse across town to the shelter to dump it.

>>543031919
>your therapist approving it doesn't make it automatically good
i understand that me having to take the anti depression medication is an overall negative thing considering i have to be depressed to need to take them. but i don't see how these meds change me for the worse, i am feeling better in the current day because of the help those meds gave and continues to give.

He’s GREEN

Asgore likes US power metal

>>543030850
That's not toby, that's a guy that hates him

>>543032353
knight is a shapeshifter, it can look like anything it wants

>>543032620
He isnt fucking green!!!!

>>543032065
I probably reported you for that one lol eat shit retard

>>543032394
CO2 in blood did it's supposed panic thing. bag on head is a meme.

Other? same, I overestimated the power of benzodiazepines to suppress it.

>>543032480
Is Japanese hard to learn, actually?

>>543032575
Suicide or car accident?

>>543032527
For him to get away with anything and everything, forbidding my character from even having an opinion.

>>543032480
I have a pet theory that it's post-game Susie

>>543032294
sleep well fren

>>543032719
idk i do not speak it

https://tumblr.com/duxarcana/704008016601694208/what-the-japanese-translation-tells-us-about-the

>>543032705
maybe it just got these 2 forms? it does look like a specter in that form, sorta?
If they can shapeshift into anything, why not Susie/Ralsei/Kris to mindfuck the party during the fight? or even Toriel?

It’s fine, I just didn’t expect Gaster to be green

From any oldfags, was there this many thread personalities and orbiters pre Chapter 3 and 4?

>>543032615
I encourage you to try seeing what happens when you stop taking them. Which could easily happen at any time.

>>543032719
Fuck off retard, nobody likes you.
Don't fail next time, like the loser you are.

>>543032561
The fever dream almost certainly revolved around player"slop" considering Toby is a massive Earthboundfag and the ending to that involves the player.

>>543032889
i remember they were more tolerable, but that might be rose tinted glasses.

>>543030770
>Susie just has ADHD, I don't think she's rotten.
Well, that goes without saying. Kris would just help her keep on the track of mischief, they'd absolutely have a conversation something like:
>"Hey Suz, you wanna go down to the kitchen and grab some pie?"
>"Hell yeah~ Wait, didn't Toriel say that was for tomorrow?"
>"Well, duh. But... She's asleep, you know."
>"C'mon, Kris. I can't. I mean, Toriel took me in and all, and now I'm just~"
>"Suz. I'm gonna stop you right here. First, it's no longer Toriel, it's Mom. Big difference."
>"What are you~"
>"Second, you've been here for like a month now, which means your probation is over for sure and Mom's not gonna drop you off back at the orphanage."
>"Wait, is that some~"
>"AND THIRD... Smell the air, Suz."
>"Uh... Okay." *snf*
>"What's it smell like?"
>"Uhh, honey... and cinnamon..."
>"I see you licking your lips, Suz."
>"Dammit Kris! I knew you were the devil!"
>"Got the horns to prove it."
>"..."
>*snort* "Is that like an old toy or something?"
>"Uh huh, cool, right?"
>"Yeah, you should wear it all the time, dickweed."
>*both laugh*
>"Okay Kris, I don't know why you're trying so hard to get me un-adopted, but I'm goddamn hungry right now because of you. You better not rat me out, freak."
>"Hey, if we get caught, I'm taking all the blame. Honest."
>"Shoulda led with that, let's go already!"
>"And Suz?"
>"What?"
>"Glad to have you here... sis."
>"...shuuuuuut uuuuup."
>cut to a pie resting on the kitchen counter with a huge bite mark taken out of it

holy fuck i hate everything anyway more undertale

Tenna picking up a Pippins and getting dice pee sprayed on his gloves

What if GASTER was GASTER but GREEN?

>>543032889
It was basically exactly like this but there were a few less of them

Why do people keep talking about their meds here?

>>543032889
It's about the same but the namefag personalities were mostly drawfags back then.
The current ones just make noise.

>>543032893
>Take mind altering drug
>Surprised when it alters your mind
>Think this is a bad thing even if it ultimately leaves you off as a better person
>”Well if you stop taking it, you go back to feeling like shit, so it’s bad!”
Nta but you’re a fucking retard. Genuinely insane how retarded people are when it comes to medication in general. If I see a guy walking with a cane and rip it out of his hands and he can’t walk anymore, why the fuck would I blame the cane?

>>543032889
Yeah it was more or less the same during chapter 2 (I have no clue about ch1 days), there might have been a few more than right now actually
To me, they at least weren't as obnoxious as the ones from this era (save for 1)

Hey guys, was at the doctor earlier. So I initially thought I was making typos in my posts more frequently because I was going retarded(I legit feel embarasssed that some of my posts read like ESL when English is my first language)
Turns out I have auto-brewery syndrome from taking antibiotics and my gut bacteria was making me perpetually drunk everyday, despite being straight edge for over a year.
They gave me medication, hopefully my posts will be more comprehensible soon.

>Noelle intentionally played the evil route in Dragon Blazers seemingly for her morbid curiousity, a dark parallel to her being the main victim in the Weird Route, which is usually done because the player is curious.
>Susie unintentionally played the evil route because she didn't knew any better, akin to how she was originally viewed as a mean bully and was an antagonistic force in chapter one largely because of iher nsecurity and trouble with relating with others.
Does this mean anyone else who played Dragon Blazers also had their experiences reflected in the game? Was Rudy's character stricken with a curse that acted as a permanent debuff? Did Kris constantly save-scum? Did Dess get constantly lost in the game's world?

>>543033215
what the fuck that can happen?

tasquefag if youre going to bother ban evading maybe post anonymously for a while? like a normal person?

>>543033215
DEMOMAN POSTS HERE?

>>543032893
why do you want me to stop taking my important meds?

>>543033215
Utg is a very fun place

>>543033264
iirc noelle couldn't play through the ice palace and had to get rudy to help her in ch1

also susie mentions 'your sister gets cursed but she's still your party member' so that's probably dess

>>543033215
your stomach can just decide to make you drunk forever? what the fuck

>>543033264
Dragon Blazer Dess was awkwardly forgotten about by the game developer until she was suddenly really important to the lore of the second game.

>>543033215
anon what did your previous posts look like

>>543032889
Chapter 2 wasn't that different from now. There were avatarfags, there were retards, there were discordfags starting off-site drama. Not that different
>>543033172
The chapter 1 era was wildly different, the whole internet was a different place back then. It's a bit hard to remember but there were a lot of discussions and different characterfags doing their thing. I would argue it was better than what came after

>>543033138
I think that may be because anons were pretty quick to attach a name to drawfags and develop parasocial relationships with them back then (Covid times made everyone crazy), the current ones don't really have any names only 2 of them do and it's because those 2 in specific get talked about decently often regardless of if they made a post in the thread or not

>>543033215
>It’s real
WHAT

>>543032976
Earthbound did not have it out for its player the way Deltarune does.
>>543033264
I thought Susie played the "neutral" route

>>543033215
wow anon of this is true and happened to you im sorry it must be really scary especially if youve been sober. hope you feel better

>>543033215
Was it…. Pleasant?

>>543033004
should've done the thing where you cut out 2 lines in the middle, then join the leftover so you can gaslight the other person you did nothing kek

>>543033619
Fuck off and stop evading.
Get banned and stay banned.

>>543033168
They have limited experience with mental illness and don't realize how bad it can be. There are also people who think that people don't really need a cane or even a wheelchair because whatever causes it can't be that bad, for similar reasons.

>>543032889
I would actually say that mid-to-late chapter 2 era was actually the worst in those regard

>>543033604
No

>>543033619
you know the reason youre getting banned is youre easy to identify, right? this post gained nothing by being from you. as much as 4chan can be neurotic about anonymity, the reason is because you can avoid dealing with shit like this

>>543033827
I got a warn, not ban. fuck off.

>>543033498
most namefags seem to be self given and I think most drawfags me included do everything to not be identified since theyre probably posting on other social media

Anyone remember the mass thread psychosis event where anons were putting drawfag names in the inkei site to find out their possible dick/boob size?

Tasque Manager: The Shit Character

>543033896
>lying again

Tasquetard: The Shit Eater

So if I take enough antibiotics, I can get drunk for free?

I'm on zoloft, keytruda, ozempic, viagra, keppra, straterra, percocet, adderall, pimozide, sprintec, and I use a bronchodilator and IUD!

Haha do you guys think there’s a part of the prophecy where Ralsei has to squeeze between a really tight space to help the deltawarriors progress? As like a joke, it would be really funny and he doesn’t get why he has to be the one to do it, but he really enjoys it, haha. He thinks it feels really good to be squashed between two hard objects and he won’t stop talking about it afterwards.
Just as a joke.

So if I take enough antibiotics, I can get drunk for free?

...

>>543034198
he would do that for free

>>543033940
what's stopping you? you can even make 2 people fuck. gay or straight.

>>543034198
maybe Ralsei wishes to return to the womb, it's why claustrophillia happens according to Freud.

>>543034159
I think we should ban ozempic

Why don’t you guys eat vegetables for a change

>>543033910
Back then that was not the case, you posted a few times and had your art liked by a majority of the thread and you'd be assigned a name just like that, not by you but by others. It wasn't done out of any malicious intent either, it certainly helped with tagging in the Booru from back then that was a functional.

How come Hornet Silksong gets to be a homophobic drug addict and alcoholic with a gun but Kris doesn't so much as snack on bourbon chocolates

Hey guys, let's say, hypothenically, I'm making a story where it turns out that one of the main characters has this latent and dysfunctional crush on her dead sister, but I'm getting cold feet about because I realize my fans probably wouldn't like. How can I move away from that plot point without drawing too much attention to it? Hypothetically speaking.

>>543034360
i do

>>543034198
Ralsei being deeply autistic but insanely good at masking is the funniest take

tired of namefags
krisposting commence

>>543034198
crushing ralsei in a hydraulic press!

>>543034309
Fuck off dipshit.
Stop evading your ban and spamming off topic shit about your life that is uninteresting because nobody cares about you.

>>543034360
Veggies are quite literally the only thing I eat.

>>543034419
double down and reveal that dess looks and acts exactly like carol

>>543034360
Cuz vegetables are yucky and taste bad eeewww I only want chicken nuggets and spaghetti yaaaay!!

>>543034159
Tenna...

>>543034541
Hi Noelle.

goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya.

>>543033358me
guess the guy i was replying to just wanted to see if he could manage to trick me. fucking lol what a troll.

>>543033168
If you took those medications, your brain is irreversibly damaged and nothing can fix that. Perhaps only slightly now, but it gets worse with time. All we need to know is that you are weak and subhuman so we can avoid you and move on. So, it would help if you would just admit this instead of conflating your bullshit with real, physical disabilities that are harmless. That way the actual intelligent people aren't subjected to your future meth-fueled violent outbursts when the pharmacy closes.

>>543034419
I was halfway through writing out a whole piece here when I realized you’re Toby meming

>>543034375
newfag sorry what even is the booru is it all utdr art or just stuff drawn and posted here

>>543034538
krissu

>>543034493
i don't think it's fair to call ralsei autistic. he was literally born yesterday

>>543034360
I mean I don’t eat them alone

>>543033215
That's... a thing? You can get drunk without drinking?

>>543034741
this is perfect

>>543034684
Dude when my ADHD meds run out I just go back to how I was without them: I sit there and do nothing but want to do stuff
You have 0 clue what you’re talking about

>>543034672
Boy, you aren't gonna be happy when your dealer runs out of supply. It's gonna be a LOT worse than just feeling sad.

>>543034493
who in deltarune is even neurotypical? carol and toriel?

>>543034672
Goatnight goatbro, don't take medical advice from 4chan.

>>543034710
illiterate retard-kun, giving a read to the OP might do you some good

>>543034684
groomer behavior tbqh

Spamton has auto-brewery syndrome in his beer gut but also generates pipis liquor to get him drunk quicker

>>543034684
I can tell you don’t take your meds

>>543034896
This Kris looks like they were groomed by Dess alright

>>543034890
stop projecting

>>543034917
always verify everything through research.

I love smoking weed utg

Drawing is so hard...

>>543035071
That's really nice of her to take the time to fix Kris's hair. It really shows how caring she is towards her family freinds.

>>543034493
>Ralsei suffers a breakdown in Chapter 4 because he's seeing all these beautiful tile patterns in the Sanctuary but has to pretend he doesn't care about them at all

>>543035140
we know doomer

>>543035124
You're a creep and a loser.
Fuck off.
Dark Warchief is a retarded name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg

>>543035140
I miss getting high desu

>>543035095
answer the question.

Take your flintstone vitamins, NOW

>>543035140
Yeah it's great
>>543035215
Do you really know doomer?
I don't think you know him.

this thread reminded me that every anon in /co/ hates therapists

>>543034792
cute image

Tasquefag stopped threadshitting and the orbiter poking him every post is now more annoying than the faggot himself.

>>543034840
What was deleted I wanna know

Today I woke up imagining mating pressing Noelle in the most loving way possible
Idk why

>>543035616
no i like the orbiter. he is good for newfags so we don't get complacent.

>>543035585
they cost a lot man

>>543035616
every hero has a villain.

>>543035124
I genuinely can't stand to see him like this I want to hug him and caress him

kriiiisssss

Mfs will be like, "I have my whole life ahead of me!" No you don't!!! You're posting to /utg/ you're already dead!

>>543035702
his usefulness does not deplete his effectiveness as an irritant.

fat therapist Tenna...

>>543035731
I found his over the top droopy face hilarious, guess you are a better person than I.

>>543035641
Look I had a wet dream about Noelle, but control yourself, pedo please.

>>543035641
mettaton…

>>543035813
spamton said this in one of his more lucid moments

>>543035735
Adorable little terrorist

>>543035585
how so?

>>543035641
i had a dream we got nuked last night. i havent dreamed in years. i realized it was a dream because i started wondering how berdly was doing

I went to dunkin donuts and the self order had the $6 deal but it wasnt calculating it right and the empkoyees were kinda just making the drive thru orders but i stood there awhile and eventually i had to ask them to do the order anyways and someone took my order and now the employees prob laughed at me during their break dont ever let me go outside ever again the donut was good tho

>>543034925
its just a link it doesnt explain anything it seems to be old drawfag art and also random other pics

>>543034309
damn hes so me fr fr

>>543035735
i wish i was a beatiful and lithe enby

>>543036172
what donut did you get? I've been meaning to get a halloween spider

>>543036172
my sister loves dunkin donuts keep on the app mate

>>543036117
I'd let them shoot me for their pleasure

>>543036215
life is unfair, why can't kris be real

>>543036174
yes it’s thread anon art and some not it’s not up to date hasn’t been in a while

>>543035593
Flowisk is cute.

>>543036330
Boston creme that filling is my favorite I wish I could make it so I can eat it on toast everyday

>>543036373
Ok

>>543036172
I wonder who is behind this post

>>543036553
Cute but I want my beloved goat back

>>543033320
>>543033472
>>543033526
>>543034792
Sometimes I forget that most people don't research rare medical conditions for fun. But yes ABS is a fungal disease where due to an imbalance of your gut bacteria, the carbohydrates you eat start to ferment and turn into alcohol which get absorbed by your small intestines.
It's supposed to be rare but it's probably more common than you think due to modern carb-heavy diets. You might have it without even realizing it.
https://youtu.be/ynUJ8P5CUfI?si=FZwEiBUyy7Bo3K_N
Said Alphys

Qrd on the ring. Is he married now?

>>543036479
Majestic

>>543036637
Boston creme filling is actually pretty easy to make, it's just eggs, sugar, milk, vanilla, and cornstarch mixed in a bowl

>>543036921
dude that’s like every baking mix

>>543035210
Tile-Anon?

>>543036824
Or engaged

>>543034563
>inb4 Dess is literally just a downsized sprite of Carol

>>543036921
Is it...ok for me to have this much power...?
Boston creme...waffles...
Boston creme...toast...
Bostone creme...crepes...!!
Bostone creme...ice cream...
Boston creme...universe...

Milwaukee Cream

>>543037087
well yeah that's my point

Noelle humping Dess as a joke, but Dess starts to enjoy it too much and Noelle's too obvious to what's happening

gaster is not green he will never be green

>>543037254
I'm getting into baking recently too, it's kinda crazy how you can just make tasty treats for yourself whenever you want and at a fraction of the usual cost

>>543037087
You ever consider why we bake the cake batter instead of just drinking it as a cake smoothie?

Big Oven needs to taken down a peg

>>543037567
the gaster's much greener on the other side

>>543037107
But to whom?

fuck you guys are making me want to get into baking

>>543037660
Either Temmie or Hussie or Omocat

Fave ordered pumpkin spice chai latte with pumpkin spice sugar cookies

>>543037765
Toby and his 3 rapists groomers

>>543037763
Same... I have celiac disease so I HAVE to learn it eventually

>>543037567
gaster will be >>543036195

>>543036942
Gotta hug dem gots
>>543037587
Not him but same, I've learned a couple recipes now and it's really fun. Even if I can't always go around buying expensive ingredients and making fattening food for myself
>>543037763
You should. It's easy and delish

fave missed the bus and has to call their manager

>>543037883
Isnt that an expensive car model

Straight hair Kris or fluffy hair Kris?

How did this autistic little shit managed to get himself a wife?

>>543037763
yeees... all part of our master plan

Wait till anons learn you can make your own cheese danish
Dont even get me started on pizza

>>543038254
straight messy hair Kris, obviously

>>543038201
Still cheaper than gluten-free products

I couldn't do any deep frying in my last apartment because the stove was a borderline fire hazard but now that I've moved I could start making donuts again
Finally I can become the Mysterious Eggs Man for real

>>543038201
>…jump in the cadillac girl let’s-
no I don’t think it’s that one

>>543038340
He can do anything!

Flowers >>> goats

>>543038254
Skipped washing his hair ONCE Kris

>>543038386
That's me irl lowkey

>>543038340
By being incredibly rich and handsome

>>543038340
Rich + Famous + Not ugly
The chances were heavily in his favor even with autism

>>543037765
Temmie explicitly denied that they're dating, Hussie is heterosexual plus Toby is too old for his tastes, and Omocat already married someone years ago IIRC

>>543038709
>Hussie is heterosexual
Lol. Lmao even

>>543038709
>Temmie explicitly denied that they're dating
like ten years ago things could change

>>543038340
He is rich, above average in looks, fairly intelligent, cute, and is probably in weird sex stuff that he's willing to do with you.

>>543038340
I don't understand how some people here just cannot fathom the concept of an autist being able to get dates or get married

If Toby married someone I didn't already know about then that's bad writing
Ever heard of foreshadowing? Huh?

I got a secret for ya hehhehhehheh
You get a bowl, see? put some popcorn seeds in there, dash if salt maybe some butter if youre feeling spicy, maybe even some coconut oil if youre inviting a princess to sex hehhehhehheh the boya know what im talkin about, cover that bowl with a plate or flat flavored dish and microwave byebye popcorn bags theyll never know whats coming

>>543037903
everyone loves goats

What if Ant Tenna was your uncle?

>>543038839
because WE haven’t anon!

>>543038918
Molestation

>>543038839
Most autistics never marry, and more than a few never dated. Toby, assuming he is autistic, is one of the few rare autistics society cares about and not the kind to obessively post in a general dedicated to a game aimed at fifteen year old furries.

>>543038918
Wonder when the actual fuck I got a new uncle

>>543038874
Why are UTDRfags such good artists?

>>543038918
We wouldn't get along, like Kris I'm not a fan of tv

How do I convince someone with basically no knowledge of UT/DR to play the games? They're not opposed to playing them, just need a good reason to give them a try

Toby does not have autism. You might be projecting

>https://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/190954911841/getting-on-in-the-years
who's the women in background?

>>543038806
Temmie still lives in NY Toby lives in japan. Temmie hasn't dated anyone since she broke up with her Canadian ex. She probably doesn't want a relationship since she can just slick to anime guys instead.

What part of "Toby went for the dream" is so hard to get?

He made game, he met Nintendo, he moved to Japan, he planted a sakura blossom tree, he drank sake, he ate ramen, and he plapped a japanese waifu.

>>543038918
why does human tenna have glasses often

You guys are making me want to learn how to bake and stuff

>>543039316
glasses represent the tv screen.

>>543039031
From him or you!?

>>543039316
I guess to keep him on model and obscure his eyes

>>543039185
Yeah, no, he's way too socially capable to be autistic. He must be pretty damn smart if he is indeed autistic. He probably was hitting regular milestones while most posters here are wondering if it's normal to not kiss a girl yet well into their twenties

>>543039316
to hide his eyes

>>543039106
Ok that's cool and all but my point is even if rare, the concept of a turbo autist getting married or getting dates isn't new at all, everyone treats it as if it were some never seen before thing.

>>543039195
His wife

>>543039316
To hide his eyes

I just spent the last hour angrily monologuing to myself about why I hate the expectations my folks have for me.
said fave

The real question is how is he perma slim I could eat a banana and stay bloated for half a year

>>543039184
I would not recommend vanilla Deltarune to anyone. They'd probably have the same reaction as me to... you know what.

>>543039410
He walks so autisticly here it makes me want to bully him

>>543039316
go to jail if you think human tenna shouldn't have glasses im so serious

>>543039184
Undertale is fun and short and extremely funny

>>543039184
I've offered to buy Undertale for a friend for 10 years and he always refuses. His reason? The games overblown hype at launch and its fan base turn him off from even trying it. I've given up on him every playing it or Deltarune. But at least I have all of you to talk about it with

>>543039457
He cuts his estrogen with ozempic

Whore. He should be mine. He is mine

>>543039456
I am you
Its not fair to you and you dont deserve that, Im sorry
You must now switch places and be me, which is hungry and thinking about buying xxxl shorts from thrift stores as chair covers
Said fave, probably

>>543039384
There is such a thing as a high-functioning autist. Also it helps if you're somewhat extroverted even if you're autistic, you can't be a hit with everyone but you will get to meet a lot of people that do like you and by having a larger social presence the amount of people you know increases and so do the events you get invited to and so on and so forth.

>>543039184
good music

>>543038918
Make incest babies with him

>>543039457
It's called being male and having a good metabolism.

>>543039167
It inspires people to be more creative

>>543036762
Here goat.

>>543039106
I have at least three coworkers who are even more autistic than me who are married. One is about my age, one is a good bit younger and obsessed with Sonic
I'm a khv soon-to-be-wizard buzzword whatever but at this point it's clear to me that that's because of my refusal to talk to people let alone ask anyone out and not because I'm inherently unlovable

>>543039167
Autism

>>543039457
You probably have a genetic issue with eating bannas. White people are the most likely to have this issue/

The fuck did you say about me?

>>543039710
Your friend sounds like me.
I avoided Undertale for specifically those reasons and only chapter 2 Deltarune broke me with the memes showing up everywhere.

>>543039457
hes the kind of gamer nerd boy that sits in front of the computer and doesnt even think about eating and eats his first meal of the day at 8 pm
said fave while binge eating

>>543039923
Wrong. I'm white as snow and have no issue with banans.

>>543039946
Togore got some Doom enemy energy in this image.

>>543039923
I'm happy that I'm not fully white, I wouldn't be able to eat a lot of delicious things if I were.

>>543040076
Maybe fasting is the answer, ill make the snake juice and go 3 day once every 2 weeks and see where we go

>>543039456
It's not worth it man, suffering one misery is no reason to inflict a second on yourself by working yourself up

>>543038803
You are gullible as fuck if you think Hussie isn't straight

>>543040076
Hot. I would love to force feed him like Trip does to Aoba in Dramatical Murder.

>>543040113
is this whiteboard pro

Can someone post that rare toby of him on the underground train with a gameboy advance and bag stuffed to the max and there's a black guy in frame? I forgot to save it

Game's store page
>And...
>...
>... Only 1 ending...?
Mascot character in the climactic scene of chapter 4
>I WANT TO BELIEVE! THAT IT CAN CHANGE! THAT THERE'S NOT JUST ONE ENDING!
Fanbase
>I wonder what the one only ending will be

>>543040267
Hussie is plausibly a Kinsey 0-2

>>543040408
It means the game is better if you try to get a neutral ending. Not every Darkner has a place in the Castle Town.

I want Tenna for Christmas.

>>543038709
What if Hussie got a sex change and she's still straight, then what?

>>543040549
What if you made your parents proud and stopped posting

>>543040541
That's an awful big TV...

>>543039946
Toguro

>>543040805
Why do you fujos get off torturing and maining a guy you wanna fuck I dont understand it.

>>543040707
Holy based

>>543040805
I know this picture is supposed to be comedic, but I just can't help but feel a little sad when I think about the scenario being real

>>543040916
But the knight maimed him, not me! The body was just still warm...

>>543038918
I cannot possibly get hornier for this guy than I already am. this mf would giggle as he groped you from behind.

Both Toby and Hussie are heteromantic bisexuals. They get sexually turned on by (big) cocks but they are still mostly into the female form

I love fish so, so, so fucking much

>>543040805
Poor Tenna.

>>543041235
Would you say that they like futanari?

toby and hussie both got memed into thinking liking internet porn of femboys that means theyre gay but they would never ever enter a romantic relationship with another man and in hussies case especially never a man his own ahe

Down in the Underground, we follow the Greek rule.
Are you on top or bottom?
Aint no worth complicatin it anymore than that.

Move over, Kris. The real hero has arrived.

>>543040408
i think people who believe that there will be one ending with no caveats are just being contrarians. most of the one ending believers ive seen thinks there's gonna be a significant loophole that effectively add extra endings (i.e multiple epilogues that significantly recontextualize the ending, or the same ending played out by different characters)

>>543041529
cool firewood

>>543041368
Do you think you could make her straight?

Move over, Kris. The real hero has arrived.

>>543038918
Serious answer now, if he were to be the same TV head guy from the games I'd mald and cry myself to sleep every day over not being able to date him.
If he were a filthy 3dpd human I wouldn't spare much of a thought on him besides that he's cool or something.

>>543041639
she is straight.

My day be so fine and then I remember

>>543041529
this armor got me through some dark times

>>543041596
same people who deny that the black knife isn't a bat despite being presented as such every time the fight starts or restarts

>>543041720
Bro she plapped Alyps with a strapon multiple times per DAY. You kidding? That fatass fujo lizard got more action than I EVER WILL.

>>543041832
it’s obviously a fucking sword it literally slices

>>543039946
I said Togore fucking SUCKS SHIT

>>543041843
Alphys is probably the one that is fucking Undyne with literal sex machines. With her genius and Undyne's supremely resilient body, imagine what kind of absolute depravity they must get up to on the daily.

>>543041737
One of the coolest character's I've ever seen.
>>543041843
You people see two girls together and instantly assume the worst. Begone, degenerate.

>>543041720
at best bisexual like Alphys

men on here will get every day and make the choice to stan characters who've been lesbians since day 1 and get butthurt about this. why.

>>543042075
Nigga I hated the fact that Toby is a smelly yurifag and put that shit in there but if you are honestly saying that they aren't plowing each other you are even more schizophrenic than Spamton Gaster Spamton

>>543042075
My favorite souls armor is the Faraam set though. I don't like DS2 but that armor fucking rules.

I still dont know what stan means

>>543042295
Watch me.

>>543040493
He's a Kinsey 0. His dating history is exclusively women and they/them females. If he was into dudes, he'd flaunt it for brownie points with his LGBT fanbase like he does with the "clowngender" shit.

>>543041529
Who?

>>543042157
Alphys isn't bi, she's just one of those freak fujos that self-insert themselves as an attractive man and schlicks to yaoi. I'm looking at you, /utg/ and you're female-version of autogynephila.

>>543042418
Isn't that the old guy from Bravity Galls?

Fave is getting 2 double cheeseburgers but doesnt know which franchise gives the most burger per buck

>>543042501
no she definitely wants to fuck asgore and may have boned sans

>>543042592
Sans really went for that desperation low-hanging fruit, huh?

>>543041843
Is there a version of that wojak fucking a fat female wojak image but with Undyne and Alphys? I know this is a bad post, but I need to know if this exists.

Just thinking about dem gotes

>>543042501
ok.....well those women still want to fuck men.....

>>543042582
per dollar it's probably burger king but like you have a 50% chance of getting food poisoning and shitting your guts out suddenly

>>543042291
The namefag is just an entitled little baby used to throwing tantrums when things aren't exactly as he wants them to. It's really scary to think that there's an actual adult out there in the world with this mentality, he looks like he's been spoiled worse than the kids of rich fags.

>>543042768
there is something deeply evil about needing to specify that you want cheese on your burger

>>543042425
>identifies as Noelle
Of course, Crusy just needs a good dicking

>>543042501
Alphys is horny for Asgore and Toby confirmed on stream she would have hooked up with Sans if Undyne didn't exist

>>543042761
But would they fuck a man if his cock was presented to them, right directly in their faces? No, because they're PUSSIES

GYAH GYAH GYAH

>>543042768
>One my nearby bulger bings is one of the ones that doesn't kill you, I only got food poisoning once from eating there
Ha... take that...

I hate that Kris being a dog makes more sense because goat Kris consistently gets such cute designs

>>543042768
Bro, one time, I went to Whataburger, and they kept giving me frozen patties three times in a row. Forever turned me off from that place.

>>543042768
I've never had this problem with Burger King

>>543042912
I think Mr. Fox was just projecting.

>>543042582
Culvers is pretty good

inject the yaoi slop straight into my veins

My local Burger King closed down because of failed health inspections and now I have to travel 30-60 miles to find one.
It's not a terrible loss.

>>543043183
>read that as "they kept giving me their panties"
Bros is it over for me

>>543043216
The doctor is in

Alphys make more flowers ray backfired and brought Asriel back to life, and created Togore as a by product.

>>543043216
You got it boss.

>>543043375
no! yaoi drug will kill the patient.
he needs (insert ship) drug to live

>>543043375
The Doctor is Sin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDFqNDCKfno

>>543042418
it's the guy with twelve fingers who fucks his brother

>>543043136
Don't care for the tails, but the rest is very cute indeed.