Thread 543039168

Breed your daughter-wife edition.

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>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>542945098

revenant

i think the dps sheet is lying about glintblade dps

>>543039403
wylder

>>543039464
Show us your dick

>>543039263
I don't really play much duchess, but I'm building some relics for her. Sorry family.

>>543039556
>>543039556
>>543039556
>>543039556
Real thread not made by a pedo degenerate.

relic rate

What are some spells that would match a dnd warlock build?
I can see the black flame, messmer and black blade incantations would fit; but how about the madness spells?
So far I Frenzied Burst is the only spell that would mirror Eldritch Blast; the only issue is that it comes out the eyes and not the hands.

>>543039773
>not made by a pedo degenerate

>>543039849
your night invader relic brother?
based maris enjoyer

ZORBJEET REDEEM THE STREAM

>>543039849
Slot 2 and 3 are a waste. The Augur relic hp increase for Recluse is not enough to be relavent. Your slot 1 is enough.
Slot 2 you already have infinite fp, there could be a use case if you were using the lower mind increased int/fth relic but you're not.
Put in blood loss on ult + increased dmg and if you don't have a night invader relic put in Terra Magica.

>>543039927
gravity well/collapsing stars
gravity magic is ayy lmao magic which is basically elder outer god stuff so it fits

>>543040214
Too early for stream, you'll get it later near the usual time.

why do I queue erg again?

1/3

>>543040435
To play with a group of regulars and build a reputation to satisfy your ego.

>>543040435
gg wandering nobles

Is bryn good?

what the fuck where's the rev?

why are you talking in the vandalized pedo thread? we already moved to the normal thread
>>543039556
>>543039556
>>543039556

>>543039773
Making a new thread just for not liking the OP image should be justification for involuntary confinement.

>defeat boss
>game bugs out
>no end screen just standing next to dead boss
>wait 20 minutes, eventually just say fuck it and quit
>start up again
>-700 points

fromsoft is wholly incompetent when it comes to multiplayer

>>543040214
>>543040430
You heard him. You'll get the whole dick later if you're good.

>>543040727
This thread was made first. Also, you don't belong on this website if a lolicon is making you this upset.

gg libra balls.

What do I do now though?

>>543041017
No, loli is dogshit and people who like it are pedophiles. But this thread was made first and rev isnt really a loli anyways so I dont care and this is the real thread.

q

>>543041298
Fair enough, but 4chan literally used to have a lolicon board called /loli/. You have to admit it's low iq behavior to come here get upset about that kind of stuff.

>>543040309
Sybau
>>543040739
And voluntary confinement?

>>543040739
They hate me for my love of daughter-wives.

gg bugs even if a bit scuffed

Majula in Elden Ring?

>3/3
>2/3
>3/3
>2/3

I forget just how fucking bad thrusting style weapons are against bugs

>>543042080
I just realize something. I don't like ANY dark souls game anywhere near as much as I like ER/nightreign/bloodborne/sekiro.

>>543041741
Why is she flipping me off :(

>>543042405
you're cute, anon

>>543042405
W-who’s that stud? Need to drain him…~ >///<

>>543042080
DS2 had the best world. I hope they remaster it with the newer physics engine

A good erg thread need at least 1 miqqy posting.

>>543042405
>>543042539
>>543042871
this is you in a few years >>543042910

A floor kissing bimbo recluse is queuing up. You WILL take advantage of me while I'm incapacitated.

>>543043041 (Me)
Meant for >>543042636 and>>543043093

>>543042871
YOWSERS I FUCKING LOVE LITTLE BOYS

:(

>open a gaol last second in the rain at the end of day 1
>red banished knights
well that's gonna be fun
>finish off night 1 boss
>teammate takes us to a church first before we head back to that gaol
>find a bewitching branch in the church crates
yes
>charm dualsword banished knight and watch him delete the other two
YES

Absolutely disgusting OP image. I vomit.

>>543039168 (OP)
Wylder is so lucky bros....

melee ironeye is literally better than raider executor and wylder lmao
it's like you're playing them... but you have 3 dodges... and your mark is the most broken thing in the entire game... and your ult is like theirs, but better... and you apply poison for free....

>>543043457
Trvke. Unfortunately the retards here are too dumb to move to the actual thread.
Oh well. Suppose we can reuse it later.

>>543043093
Name?

>>543039168 (OP)
Absolutely kino OP image. Im hard.

>>543043526
It's true.

However, bow ironeye is EVEN BETTER than melee ironeye (who is better than every other melee, save maybe duchess), which says a lot about how OP he is.

>>543043367
Nice play that dude is about 3 times harder to fight than the others

>>543043697
it's boring though, i could never play any ranged character cause i get bored of pressing 1 button from range
i guess i'm only now realizing how op the character is cause i'm actually playing it

Reminder that Dolls girls are best girls

>>543043881
How come their in game models look like trash? Also no pussy=not a woman so dolls are inferior.

>>543043562
Why would we move? Have you been to 4chan before? Recycling this image for a similar use case.

>>543043881
>ugly and annoying bitch
>false Lady Maria
>objectively the most evil person and selfish in the whole Elden Ring universe and is directly responsible for ruining everything

>>543043881
I hate ranni, I don't know why but I just really dislike that blue bitch

>>543044257
Forgot to say im trans btw!
Don't know if that matters

>>543044243
Moot hates you.

>>543044243
There's a difference between liking japanese culture and being a porn addicted pedophile faggot. You're outing yourself btw.

>>543044375
Why are you replying to me? Don't do that ever again.

>>543044476
>>543043891

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan

>Additionally, a lolicon board was created at /l/ (Lolikon),[31] but was disabled following the posting of real-life child pornography and ultimately deleted in October 2004, after threats of legal action

ggs holster
i was fucking dying laughing at that golden parry from the tree sentinel

>>543043364
average gremlin gameplay.

>>543044684
gg heolster, was totally worth it even if the tree sentinel outplayed me

>>543043364
Cute!!!

>>543044684
I love shifty-kun.

>>543043364
DSII moment

>>543044257
>>543044375
Typical tranny opinion

>>543043881
>they need fanart to make them look good
Lmao. These ugly things are overrated and should have a cutscene where they died.

>>543044684
Shifty on Recluse? So >>543043093 was Shifty the whole time?

>>543041017
>tranny-pedo defending pedo-porn
Nice falseflag tranny, go back to /LBGT/

>>543043881
>>543044687
>>543044914
>>543044375
>>543045039

I want to be the little girl

>>543039168 (OP)
>>543039403
>>543040075
>>543041017
>>543041894
>>543042539
>>543042871
>>543044243
>>543043881
>I am a transgender pedophile groomer from israel and this is my post

>>543045359 (Me)
Meant for >>543045353

>Got the large moonlight sword in DeS
Now THIS is podracing

Daddy-hubby anon here. Sorry about all the spam from grumpy-chan, wasn't my intention when making this thread.

Might be best to move to the other thread so that they calm down.

CunnyGOD website btw

>>543045436
I got hit by the hurtboxes of the forward thrust that the shield crucible does when behind him. That attack pisses me off so much

FUCK. My streak.

>Daddy-hubby anon here. Sorry about all the spam from grumpy-chan, wasn't my intention when making this thread.

>Might be best to move to the other thread so that they calm down.

>>543045920
Least powerful cunnychad

>>543046057
>>543045670
>>543045838
eat a salad fatty

It's time for Trannymaniacs
They're disgusting to the max
Autogynaphiliacs
They wear skirts instead of slacks
They're Trannymanaiacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
They insist you call them "mam" though they look just like a "sir"
Adam's apple
Wide clavicle
Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs
There's an axe-wound in their pants
They just can't accept the facts
They're looney to the max
They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number", whenever they are found
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
Then they pop out
And whip it out
And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs
They think they're cute but make me yak
No they can't transition back
But they're calling you the quack
They're trannymany
Totally insaney
Fucked up in the brainy
Trannymaniacs
Those are the facts

>>543045920
Your insufferable whining is making me side with the groomer.

gg bug

>>543046161
don't talk about yourself maggot

GG Bugs

>>543045670
ZAMN Wylder plaps THAT?!?!?

>>543043881
True
>>543044228
They have pussies. At least the Doll does
>>543044675
>zero replies
You blew their brown assholes out here job well done

THIS is /erg/'s SSS rank player?

I'm not playing this pozzed trash I'm playing superior action game with hotter women in bikinis.

>>543046287
Keeping and wearing Wylder's cloak so I can smell it every day while we bake bread together

>>543044914
Xhe only loves masculine white Wyld chvds sorry bud
>>543045838
>>543046057
>>543046161
>>543046287
All fact and truth.

>>543039464
BLOW OUT MY CUNNY

>>543045838
>>543045670
>Tidejeet and groomer-pedo anon are the pedothread supporters
Hahahaha

>>543046428
Things that no one says award

>>543045436
>retard trying to play Duchess like a bloodborne character in Elden track
deserved

so who are the cloudniggers anyway

Great thread.

Reminder this is the fat brown pedo thread that would unironically defend shit like Netflix's cuties.

>>543047330
Right? For a show called cuties, all the girls were really mid.

>shifty is an ugly reclusheboon now
And dropped.

Rev is spiritually Israeli both the character and the trannies who lust over her.

>>543046584
Based and tradcunny pilled

>>543047330
Anon, you should just pack it up now. You ain't gonna make it on this website.

>>543047673
>white/blue color palette
Oh no no no he has a point revsisters...

>>543047718
>all anime is lolicon
Weird pedo-falseflag. Been here longer than you btw

This game would be bearable if they cut out Rev entirely and replace her with a funny old necromancer hag.

Total cunny victory

>>543047673
Rev is McDonalds

I never get how grown adults wank to kids and babies. It's so outlandish to me and also evil and disgusting.

>HEH, DON'T WORRY MY HECKIN WHOLESOME TRANS PANSEXUAL MTF E-GIRLFRIEND. I, DEMISEXUAL ENBY QUEER TERF DESTROYER, WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THIS TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT ALT RIGHT FASCIST FIELD BOSS
>TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING NAZI CHUD INCE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

>>543043881
The only doll I wanked to was the Castlevania one.

>>543048204
It's called having a functioning libido
You would understand if you didn't ruin yours with HRT

man what a dogshit thread
during EU times barely everyone posts cause we're busy playing nonstop
as soon as the americans wake up the shitposting starts

>>543048204
There are like theories as to what causes it but whats hilarious to me is their claim that it's based or trad in any way, it's just weak, sickly men praying on clueless kids.

like this retard >>543048585
you lost Mohammed

>>543048494
welcome back godmask

>>543048585
No, there's something broken in you.

>>543048702
it is fuckin weird.

>>543048494
Uhhhh duoxisters??? Our response?

It's called having a functioning lib-ACK!!!!

>>543048204
There is evil and there is good in the world. Those things are objective truths, embedded into reality itself. Those people are the evil side of things, it's that simple.
Don't believe the "everyone is morally grey" argument, it's post-modern babble aiming to justify and normalize evil.
You can't understand them because you are not evil.

>>543048862
>>543048829
>>543048494
>>543047673
>>543047330

>>543048585
This fanbase can't get any worse than this. I can see why everyone constantly shit talks about this fanbase because of people like this. Rannitroons opened the floodgates and Revtrannies sustained it.

I COULDN'T SEE BECAUSE OF THE HOLY GROUND

pedo groomer rabbis....we lost....

>>543048494
>sits through a 90+ minute vod just to clipfarm anons dying to random things
Genuine mental illness.

>>543049162
>ignoring Gwyndotroons and Miquetroons
Real subtle anon

>>543048954
truthnukedeployed.png

>>543049286
Then it has been rotten to the core since. This franchise needs to tank or Miyazaki needs to fuck off or die.

>>543049389
Cunny/bussy franchise lil bro

>>543049389
The femboys are fully grown, the dolls are adults, Rev is not a child but a wraith possessed doll. It's pedos who draw them as being underage loli and shota bait.

>>543048494
kino post that btfo temu yys/mush

>>543049389
Glad Ninja GaidenGODs at /v/ bailed me out from this pathetic attempt at video games. I mourned Itagaki and would never for Miyazaki when it's the time.

>>543049816
>Itagaki
Who?

RaiderGAWDS continue to win by being the chillest and most normal players while Revenantrannies show their true pedophilic colors.

>>543049554
>Bloodborne has neither
And that's why it's the best one to this day.

>>543049816
When is NG4 out anyway?

I realized what really set the difference in difficulty between Bloodborne and Elden Ring for me after playing through both again

Start of game:
>Elden ring mobs take 10 hits to kill you, you kill them in 3, and they are slow as molasses
>Bloodborne mobs take 3 hits to kill you, you kill them in 10, and they are fast and dodge and jump

End of game:
>Elden ring mobs take 3 hits to kill you, you kill them in 10, and they are fast and dodge and jump
>Bloodborne mobs take 10 hits to kill you, you kill them in 3, and they are fast and dodge and jump

its almost completely backwards
early game BB is so fucking broken while elden ring is such a normal difficulty curve
2 werewolves on top of the starting bridge in BB are more difficult than some endgame ER bosses

>>543049667
Children are never grown no matter how you twist it.

>>543049278
You seem....upset? Perhaps....a nerve was struck?
>>543049953
This this just so much this!!

>>543049968
Bloodborne is babymode outside of FRC chalice dungeons

>>543049994
Literally what children? They are diety femboys. They are fully grown.

>>543049965
4 days

what the fuck are you schizos arguing about now?

>>543050121
Kuro is a shota
Rice miko is a loli

>>543049953
they have to be chill cause theyre playing the worst character in the game

>>543045359 (Me again)
Oops sorry this was also meant for >>543045670 >>543045838 >>543046057 >>543046161 >>543046584 >>543046821 >>543046839 >>543047956 and >>543049554

>>543050113
show me someone who kills 2 werewolves on a new char fighting them both at the same time without cheese, without luring, before you're even allowed to level up
with a cane sword

>>543050310
We're not talking about shartkiro

>>543050395
>not picking the cleaver or axe
Canesissy cant beat two stray dogs lmao

GG triple ZZs

GG Bugs

some randos are using the erg pass word
kwaboty
hit
u know them?

i like how naefy couldn't even stream for longer than 2 hours because we kept making fun of him for being an ESL brownoid kek

Does anybody else find Fulghor to be one of the hardest nightlords? He does so many quick attacks and getting hit by just one means instant death in D5. And that quickshot arrow he does is so fucking bullshit.

>>543051159
never seen 'em, but people change names often so idk

>>543051215
>His post says he can only play 2 games
>Plays 2 games
>Leaves
He was chased out for sure

>>543051241
i player so much ED fulghor and adel when they came out that i literally go hitless in like 70% of attempts
i hate libra for obvious reasons but my unusual tough to beat night lord is ED dogs, i hate em with a passion

>>543051159
I've seen them here and there, seem to be normal just new

>>543050113
Nah, Kos, Ludwig, and Lawrence can still be pretty damn brutal but obviously it’s an older less developed game so it’s more tame in general.

>>543051354
doesn't change the fact xhe is brown and retarded

>>543048204
>>543048702
>>543048954
what do you consider a “child” exactly?

>>543047461
there were some black ones so that makes sense

>>543051465
>but my unusual tough to beat night lord is ED dogs
For me it's the exact opposite, I hear lots of people talking about how hard the dogs are but they're easy for me. Sure they deal a lot of damage but every D5 boss does. I just find the combos very easy to dodge, although that's probably because like half of my games are on ED Dogs.

>>543051159
>kwaboty
He's been in the pass for at least a week, has a 4chan adjacent name and isn't shit so who cares.
>hit
Not seen him yet.

>>543049816
>>543049554
>>543049162
>>543048671
>>543047718
>>543048585
>>543048671
>>543049554
>>543050439
>>543047956
Very true. Accurate posts with good points. Many are saying this, overall. Controversial but true all the same.

>>543052478
Shut it pedophile and get back in >>>/co/ntainment

I'm convinced dormant power respecs don't work unless they are in the first deep slot.

She took off her helmet for you; are you going to let her in now?

ggs libra
shame it wasn't ed i didn't even use a single star shard

recluse and ironeye i want to personally apologize for how dogshit my duchess is, horrible awful run gg adel!

>>543050148
I'll see you there, brother. I started with Sigma on the PS3 (one of my first PS3 games), then played NG BLACK and NGII on the X360, and NG1 is one of my favorite games.

think i'm getting burnt out desu
tried experimenting with "fun" builds but doing 0 damage isn't fun

>>543053284
Then you didnt try experimenting with fun builds.

>>543053435
i think you are just delulu and think your snowflake griefbow builds do damage lol

>>543053284
>t. 700 recluse runs

>>543051159
>kwaboty
Been here a few weeks at most, dogshit player
>hit
literally who

i'm too poor for this game, has it ever gone on sale?

GG Horse, Having more and more fun playing melee Ironeye

>>543053554
I think you dont understand what I'm saying to you.

q'ing d5 in 2 mins, anyone up?

>>543055557
sure, been waiting in queue for a few anyways lol

>>543055557
I'm waiting to snipe Zorban

>>543055907
I'm not interested in your tranny streams
2/3

gg caligo

starlight shard

>>543056872
I love that she always has so many shards and literally never needs them.

>>543057008
its insurance, i do the same in case we get a cursed 20 minute long nightlord fight

>daddy-hubby anon
lmao crazy how fat retards don't feel shame

>>543056872
hmmmmmm starlight sharder

q

>>543057278
u

ggs ed libra
getting roll caught and libra dunked at the same time is fun
i genuinely like the fight though it's hard

>>543057278
gotta do dailies first, wait

gg gigalibra. I wonder what's the fucking point of negation at full HP + the bubbles if I'm still gonna get one tapped by the slightest breeze

>>543057381
which game?

>>543057373
winning a d5 ed libra with yerbatero must've been either aoe spam from 2 people or practice's shitzillian ping bugging out half the AIs

this is base Heolstor we're up against

>>543057445
the flask bubble is 90% or higher so you should get killed through it
have you tried maris relic it is very cool

Alright I'm back after that break for more erg gaming https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13

>>543057471
wuwa

>>543057552
yerbatero is fine?
that reminds me i gotta apologize for letting him die standing right next to us while fighting the red dog
it had aggro on me so i just assumed practice was gonna res but that's a lazy mindset my b

Why do people keep pushing the ED Maris relic? It's a flat 100HP, the Increased Max HP on Deep relics is better because it's percentage-based based

>>543057707
eww

>>543057726
rage quitter +esl +artorias wylder +serial 3barrer +choker +lolcow

>>543057747
because whenever i play a build without it i fold like wet paper
and getting perfect rng deep relics is infinitely harder
your main 3 relics should be invader, character ability and maybe gaols but they're generally less valuable

>>543057747
Everybody has the ED Maris relic, getting Max HP up on a deep relic depends on RNG. Also, it's only +10% so characters with low base health (like rev, recluse, ironeye, etc) get more HP from Maris.

1/3

>>543058247
coming~~

>>543057981
You don't need 'perfect RNG' to get Increased MaX HP on a good relic, I've gotten multiple, some with char skill and some with defense and increased stam, play the game more, I guess.

>>543058107
Hmmm, I feel like on my Ironeye, I get more from a single Deep HP line but I will test that later

>>543057196
im fat but not a retard so i feel shame

>mystery
>augur
>libra
i alt f4. fuck you ishizaki

>>543058370
Why is this so lewd when I dont have this kink

>>543058380
You can check on the spreadsheet, Ironeye has 820 HP and the deep relic effect gives 1.1x HP so you get +82 HP for a total of 902 HP (Maris would give 920 HP). If you get other effects that increase your HP (like dormant powers or weapon passives during the run) than the deep relic effect might be more useful because it scales with your total HP.

>>543058850
maris also gives you the hp immediately

ironeye had revive, I was about to kill myself

>>543058678
How do you not?

1/3, been queueing for a bit but just rest it. Normal player

>>543059336
that was about to be the single biggest throw i've ever seen thank god i took the wending grace lmfao

>>543059496
You mean not deep mode? You're never going to find a match on the PW.

>>543058850
Oh I collect +3 vig on my normie relics, which gives my Ironeye 1k HP at Lv 15, that might be why

q'ing d4-5

>>543059336
I would normally run during that, but I remembered your relics and decided to tard out to see if we could brute force it.

>>543059551
d5 9999, meant to say I just reset the queue but made a typo

>>543057726
shitbatero is a brown latinx ragequitter thoughbeit
>>543058370
kys tranny faggot

>>543059741
eh the relics only stance break normal enemies faster, they're dogshit for boss fights

>>543045359
sorry, I support the nuclear oblivion of the ENTIRE middle east

>>543059881
I don't think those ones were the relics he was talking about anon

>>543060053
hom and pov? they're useless post nerf, I'm too lazy to remove that

>>543060157
Fair enough kek

Matchmaking...

There must be some moon event going on because I’ve seen rannis dark moon more in the past two days than I have in my previous 600 hours

>CONFIRMED TROONS IN /ERG/:
mellow
monica
gremlin
bjark
cardboardcupcake
yys
nyeko knyaight

>>543059371
I prefer femdom

>>543059519
>>543059881
Regardless, I should have saved my ult for that moment but I stopped caring after we wiped out the map. GGs anyway, lmao.

>>543060652
Nobody gives a shit you tranny obsessed faggot. Stop spamming the thread with these retarded namedrop posts, it's insanely fucking gay.

queue hell is real

>>543061142
uh oh troon melty

Fuck is this retard running that makes him pingpong between d5 and d4 so much? I jump around 7000-8000 but I've never sank down to d4

queue faggots, I'm in d5 waiting

>y-you pointed out my unhinged obsession with men in women's clothing? TRANNY YOU'RE A TRANNY REEEEEEEEEE!!!
Completely mindbroken.

>>543061379
Lol I'm not playing!

>>543061545
What the hell are you rambling about, schizo?

gg goat, less likely to be targeted really breaks that fight

>>543061545
you seem upset

>>543061208
>>543061545
You're both just screaming about trannies and the rest of us have to sit through it. Neither one of you is doing anything valuable.

>transphobia in 2025
40's called, they want their losers (lost first and only war) back

>>543061889
transphobia is based and trannies are cringe

>>543061710
No it doesn't

>>543061748
>>543062120
Totally mindbroken, you hate to see it.

>>543062272
yes it does

sometimes when im bored i dip my revenant in tar and she scream loud as fuuuuuckk

>>543062556
Prove it sissy

gg ed cali
trying to meme too hard with the magic greatbow but it broke her head in the end so worth

GG Caligo
Having no negation kinda sucks

>>543062628
Omg cc i love you!! Please let me duo queue with you!!!

>>543061291
some variation of birdjeet, revtroon and radiergroid chungus builds because he thinks he's too good to use normal characters and builds

nice good job

WOW

LOL

>>543061889
don't worry we won't make that mistake again, you are losing the culture war btw xis tranny hate is at an all-time high

>>543062729
Who the hell likes cc? Xhe is an annoying whiny complainer faggot
Can't finish a run without this bitch whining everytime

chat
chat
meow
>:3

>>543062949
>don't worry we won't make that mistake again
I'm positive a fat mixed race incel like yourself won't be doing nothing but seething online as usual

>>543062985
hi...

>>543063049
>I'm positive
We know you are pozzed, that's all you can be xis. You can't reproduce, only destroy.

>>543062985
>>543063150
>>543061889
>>543061776
Shut the fuck up retarded rape victim we're going to chainsaw your limbs off

>>543063358
Your skinnyfat dyel incel arms couldn't even open the lid on a pickle jar

>>543063358
What's wrong with being a rape victim, thats not a fault of the person

>>543061583
wow you really look like that?

>>543063613
NTA but a large majority of male rape victims eventually troon out so it's always funny to remind trannies of that. They will cry and get upset and in the best case scenario end their suffering with a self inflicted shotgun blast to the face.

>>543061710
No it breaks sens

>>543064137
Is that true?

how do I apply to be an erg daughter-wife

>>543064137
Nice to know that you condone rape, what an upstanding member of society you are. Quintessentially shitskin trait btw.

>>543064183
play revenant
do fancy spin and sitting sideways emote

>>543061583
>One of the best animes out there
>People only care about it because loli elf and underage witch

>>543064183
kys groomer-pedo anon

Tfw I'm going to be an actual daughterwife

should i bother with anything else on my starting duchess dagger? I've been using it as a hoarfrost machine to make day 1 smoother and nothing else

queue d5 NOW

>>543065332
the best setup is bloodloss + chilling mist

i had less likely to be targeted and boss agro was on you, why did you go for the revive ...

grumpy-anon is very active today

>>543065557
mist is better than stomp? i tried using it but i felt stomp was so much better as a mob grinder

>>543065790
He's in a really poor mood today, don't bully him too much or he might actually kill himself.

>>543065741
may as well ask me "why did you get hit"
didn't see you had less likely bro, sorry.

>>543065935
thats the funny part, you were saved by your passive
you didn't get hit

>>543065921
KYS TRANNY. PLEASE. JUST DIE.

>DeS maneaters
hmmm

>>543066357
Not beating the allegations with this one kek

>>543066357
Kek so mindbroken. Are you gonna cry now?

crucible knight-sama, i kneel

>job to night 1 niall and get teamwiped in the span of 0.1 second
>get grabbed by D4 adel and jobbing
uninstalling

do the condemned always fight each other or is it only when a riot is incited?

>>543067262
Only during riot

>28
>instead of getting married, just left a 3 year relationship, with no hard reason
>all my friends are married or getting married

its over for me, best case scenario I put a ring on some used up hag

ggs ed augur
suprised the charge killed me through 40% and 2 magic resist passives but i guess it's 100% phys and not split

>>543067335
>>instead of getting married, just left a 3 year relationship, with no hard reason
why did you do this. whyyyyy.

>>543067335
Listen to how you talk. You deserve to be alone.

>>543066357
even doe there's thousands of us

>>543067335
What now?

GG Augur
Fucker dropped a tsunami on me right at the end, it spawned inside me.

>>543065921
don't throw stones in that glass hut fatty-pedo anon

GG ED Augur
Surprised him just looking at me killed me through 0% damage negation

>>543067478
it's always a 3 wave combo so you gotta watch out for it

>>543065557
hoarfrost hard mogs chilling piss thoughbeit

>>543066551
Why the pings? Yes we get it you died there lol

>>543067547
Zorban taking all the full HP negations as always KEKAROO

>>543067335
>no hard reason
I see the problem

>>543067829
He took one right before the day 2 boss despite already having one.

>>543067335
are you the guy who cheated on his girlfriend and wanted to break up with her but couldn't?

>>543068327
Sounds like anon is a massive faggot

>>543058247
>>543058370
*dicks both of you cuties raw*

>>543067335
>>543067423
>>543067432
>>543067929
>>543068327
>>543068628
don’t make things up and pretend they happened please this isn’t a writers guild

>>543068893
Stop cheating on your girlfriend and then breaking up with her and then acting all sad you're alone. You made this bed you retard.

>play executor around launch for a while
>always happy to see RoB because im struggling
>time passes, spamming RoB feels braindead and boring now
>DoN comes out
>always happy to see RoB because im struggling
and then it has continuous hp loss because fuck you that's why

>>543058678
Can I do that to you?

>>543061583
Don’t post my wife in this shithole
>>543064452
Most people like it for both it’s called having taste

>>543069301
They only watch it to jerk off to loli. They don't actually like the show.

>>543065185
what does that even mean
>>543067443
not when you go the way of /dsg/

Who here wants the great honor of helping a birdCHAD get out of D2?

Will elden ring tarnished edition be released before or after the nightreign dlc?

why are there so many female wylder mains

>>543070343
disgusting, where?

>>543069256
does RoB pr- activate successive negation?

sorry guys i tried playing defensive cause i didnt have any less likely to be targeted but it didnt work out

GG maris. That disconnect was brutal, lost 2 levels and my runes were bugged out so i couldn't retrieve them.

>>543069065
wtf are you talking about stop believing everything you read on the internet you idiot

>>543070306
moot question neither are happening

ggs ED libra
was reeeeally hoping to get a vyke's, but I got 2 siluria's instead
man that lightning bolt/pocket sand rev is a nightmare

>>543070343
There are no females here

GGs Jellyfish. Haven't had that bad of rng with staves in a while. Fucking Glintblade being my best option against him felt horrible.

I am going insane. I haven't seen a Day 3 boss in 10 matches. What the fuck is going on with the quit outs? Why aren't people following ping?

>1/3
>2/3
>3/3
>1/3

This means someone blocked me right?

>>543070615
there has got to be a more consistent method to libra than "just get less likely to be targeted" i gave mine to revenant hoping it would just break the condemned but it didnt work out. maybe 2 people with less likely and one guy running away being defensive? i had gravity curved greatsword with holy on charged attack but using that or the ash of war was suicide beyond the initial condemned summoning

Is there a punishment queue? Is it actually real that they sort you with ppl more likely to quit out? This is happening. I could study this.

>>543068893
you word for word said
>"no hard reason"
retard

>>543070853
it could mean other things, but yes that happens when someone blocked someone else now. it used to pair you anyway then disconnect but as far as i can tell they patched it

>>543070878
>maybe 2 people with less likely and one guy running away being defensive?
I have done this before as the aggro guy and it actually did work out well. I was kiting the whole fight while my teammates were free to wail on Libra 90% of the time.

>>543070890
not that faggot. get reading comprehension.

Matchmaking...

>>543070878
Honestly beyond just nuking the condemned instantly every time, yeah having one guy without less likely do the kiting while the other two whittle down the boss is probably the best way to do it. Unironically the most success I've had when we weren't just insta-nuking them was with a greatbow RoAing libra from a distance. Because of how much he teleports around and makes parts of the arena dangerous having a strong ranged damage option lets you use all the damage windows you would miss as melee.
Anyway I had a low roll of less likely, but the rev wanted it so I dropped it for him. Maybe I should have just kept it.

>>543067335
>mfw cheated on my gf with a femboy
I fucked up anons

>>543070853
>>543070887
Guys, there's always going to be players left waiting for the others to finish a match. The pool of players to draw from isn't functionally infinite like random queue, 9 of the 11 people queueing are in a match the remaining 2 just gotta wait.

>>543071278
>>543067335
Are men actually trash? Local experts are saying, yes

>>543071278
Why

>>543071391
Ye, retard

>>543071278
Refer to >>543068893

1/3

>>543071391
men are based

shiftytroon xisters....our sissy 9 barred to libra....how will we ever recover?

>>543072525
By not caring

>>543070878
the boss isn't balanced at all its just random lazy cheap garbage so only stupid cheese strats get you wins in D5

If you have 2 Ironeyes on your team, do the marks stack?
I just played a game as Ironeye (melee) and had another Ironeye teammate. Bosses were literally dying in 5 seconds, I'm not kidding. I checked everyone's relics and nobody was running cheated stuff like Power of Marais, the damage was just absurd.

>>543072709
They don't stack, it just resets the mark duration

>>543072579
nah your troon is getting exposed hard right now
gonna cry?

>>543072820
Cry about what comrade?

Queue.... Please......

>>543072798
I don't know what happened then, but I swear to god things were dying in less than 10 seconds, even tanky bosses like Draconic Tree Sentinel. Maybe it's just the constant burst of %HP damage from the skills with the deep relic effect.

>comrade schizo
yeah I expected as much

GG ED Libra
Man-chad does it again

>>543072525
it happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>543071089
Don't tag me in your random shit then worthless faggot

>>543073085
You aren't friends with anons?
>>543073118
gg goat guy lol

>>543072851
See >>543052729

>>543073118
Man-Chad completely carried the entire thing so hard I've never seen a bigger carry before

>>543073165
I'm not interested in comics. Its good you're back though someone was trying to impersonate you yesterday.

Xhe shiftytroon has been demoted to the carried. Meanwhile man-GAWD is now the official top carrier of erg.

>>543073306
Its good to see the flock grow stronker.

>>543073169
He did no damage though

>>543073118
gg's ED goat battle of attrition won.

>>543073153
>it happens
everyone hypes that tranny up but in reality xhe is another shitter victim in depths
cases such as these have been most prevalent as of late!

>>543073160
Shut your faggot ass up and learn to read nuthugger

so whats the technique for dealing with d5 ed goat? less likely to be targeted, try to kill condemned immediately and if that fails, surge sprint away for 25 minutes and try to stall your win, stall for ult to revive, etc? im tired of losing to this guy

>>543073306
>tfw none of my legendary carries with you miserable fucks will go notices because it's not on zorbgriefs stream

>>543073293
Refer to >>543052729

>>543074028
I getcha bud, not into comics though.

>>543073085
You hit the nail on the head

>>543073897
kys worthless threadshitter

>>543074084
Go through with >>543052729

>>543074182
I understand broski, not into cartoons though.

>>543074268
Go for >>543052729

>>543074268
You seem to have triggered some sort of looping routine for the bot. Well done.

>>543074421
Don't reply to yourself maggot and see >>543074171

>>543074421
Don't trigger it by saying that.

>>543074606
I told you to not talk to yourself
Go through with >>543074171

>>543074171
Don’t be so hard on yourself you’re a faggot but not that bad

>>543074606
I don't think it'll trigger anything the bot is stuck in its routine.

>>543070513
2 L2 taps or 5 hits activates successive attacks
It might be the fastest and most safe way activate it since RoB also has respectable range
Never do the third L2 hit of RoB, it's slow and is only one hit

>>543074792
Stop replying to yourself and refer to >>543074171

>>543074998
sorry that happened to you.

solid thread you got going here guys

>>543075062
Good, you listened to me
Now shut the fuck up and leave forever don't come back

>>543075196
What are you talking about?

>>543075104
Just the resident lolcows (I.e. 60 percent of the thread) having a go at each other

>>543075315
Why is he mad at being called friend? Everyone is usually friendlier here.

friends arguing again...

>>543075257
You are going to follow my command again like a good dog and you will get back in containment, forever

>>543075663
I still don't get why you are having a meltdown to be honest. I'm going to assume you are a robot like other anons are hinting at.

>>543075428
Hi mommy, you look stunning as always

>>543075754
You need to go through with >>543075663

>>543075428
Nice everything except feet

>>543075851
Guess I triggered a looping routine again. Does anyone know what is happening?

>>543075851
you're in your loops again

>>543075947
>>543075949
Don't reply twice and see >>543075663

>>543076126
Good boy

>>543073980
alt f4 usually works for me

>>543076253
Refer to >>543075663

Bros......

>>543076253
You looped him again kek

>>543076285
sens cuck logic

>>543076427
ugly troon shart

>>543073980
if the condemned get out of control just run away while doing chipping damage on Libra and hopefully you'll win after 20 minutes, it helps if someone has less likely to be targeted as well

q status?

ggs heolstor, owned him epic style.
got really lucky with drops early that run, so we managed to steamroll everything

>>543075428
Nice everything especially feet

>>543076427
Cute!

>>543076681
gg ez heolstor I bought a crystal shotgun at the shop only to drop it within 2 minutes because of how lucky we were

>>543076427
When are they gonna fuck already

>>543076449
Don't talk to yourself and see >>543075663

>>543076681
>>543076840
>luck
you mean skill. Gib route.

>>543076948
Hopefully never the troon drawing that fan fiction will prob ACK xhemsleves by then

>>543076790
>>543075873
>>543075797

>>543077057
Lol it was luck to get two holy straightswords + damage passives by night 1, so by night 2 I was already doing 1k damage per l1. That's what I meant.

>>543077224
its time to fap to mommy Marika again

>>543075428
>>543077224

>>543077057
practice really does route well and he's not afraid to back out of shit fights

>>543076681
I wonder if you were recording and could find the part he got sniped mid flight that was hilarious

>>543076514
im not sens and im not subjecting myself to any more boring ass 30 minute libra fights that shit is not fun

>>543077304
>>543077332
Gib route.

ED libra (D5) is without a doubt one of the worst fights FromSoft ever managed to cook up.
It's a shame cause normal Libra is quite fun, but the risk of it being ED is not worth it. I don't blame people who dodge Libra.

>>543077332
>I wonder if you were recording and could find the part he got sniped mid flight that was hilarious
He owned both of us

>>543077371
>>543077465
t. raped cuckolds
You didn't earn your Depth 5 rank and certainly don't deserve 9999 with zero grit mentality

>>543076948
Very soon hopefully
>>543077224
>>543077329
Godfrey property

>>543077620
>people talking about video games
>hmm how can i relate this to cuckoldry
ok american

>>543077620
Don't really care though.

>>543077394
there you go

>>543077597
lmfao report the fucking dog for aimbotting

>>543077329
>>543077224
>>543075428
that's not what she looks like at all
porn addicts are so retarded

>>543077620
Eyyy, va fangool you fanook piece of trash

Where are you all D5 tards?
Too busy posting marika slop?

>>543078189
MAMA MIA GIVE MILKIES

GG Adel

>>543076427
Hot. This artist knows what’s up.

>>543078231
I don't even play this game any more. they squandered this game so hard.

>>543078231
They're probably playing the fucking game dude, the people posting in the thread are not. Use your brain.

>>543078231
I'm in that weird state where I'm too tired to do anything but I also can't fall asleep, so I'm just continuing my Mad Men rewatch.

>>543078189
>>543077329
>>543077224
Terrible off model slop

>>543078189
>>543077696
CHADagon property actually

>>543076427
Trash, hate the way this bitch draws lips

new pb
im only 500 points away from d4

>>543078629
are you literally me? lol
i was completely tilted and almost crashed out and uninstalled the game because of the absolute lack of braincells from d3 randoms, but someone recommended ironeye and i literally won 6 games in a row so far despite never having played him before
very funny character

>>543078629
Congrats anon

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

I'm so fucking tired of revenant. What's the trick of getting good incants? I hit the random sheds, rejection, black flame protection, magic fortification,. I hit the chapels, the best I ever see is flame sling and lightning spear. I hit field bosses instead of farming the castle in the hopes of getting a good seal, all I ever see is colossals and godslayer GS. It's been like this for the past 5 runs of ED Libra I've done. How do you make this character work consistently in solo? Do you just hope that you get to see one good spell in the dozens of guaranteed seal drops?

>>543078629
>>543078881
How the fuck are you guys still D3, this is embarrassing.

>>543079060
Seggs

>>543078189
stroking

what's with the weird gooner spam suddenly

>>543079159
i played a bunch on release up until ED bugs were released, had to stop playing games because of real life stuff and came back last week
not everyone has been grinding nonstop

>>543079098
the trick is stop soloing Rev because unless you roll Discus you're a liability to yourself

>>543079159
not all people playing on easy mode that is erg queue

>>543078738
Me on the right

There has never been a more perfect description of shittycuck's playstyle than this

>>543079190
More please

>>543079895
YO GIBS ME DAT INVADER CAMP WHITEBOI

>>543079895
Bimbo Shifty

>>543079895
Hit the nail precisely on the head with this one.
>>543080176
You're talking about a fat brown balding man btw.

q

>>543079098
The trick is luck or get the str respec relic because incants are horribly designed. And solo Revenant is an exercise in self torture.

>>543080281
Holy crap

GoldMask is Plato

>Breed your daughter-wife edition.

>>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024

>>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

>Touch Bloodstain:>>542945098 #

>>543079098
lightning spear is her bread and butter stop complaining SISSY SLUT

>>543080845
Xhe looks like that and says that well done

this game was the perfect storm and i got like 400-500 hours out of it but fuck if i have 0 motivation to play any more. running endless D5's is nowhere near as fun and comfy as it was just running endless base/ED bosses (not that I want to go back to that, because base game is just so insanely monotonous and easy even after playing a ton of DoN). And I'm not deranking to D3 (the only fun part of DoN) after spending all this time getting this deep into D5

i spend a lot of time just walking around the roundtable hold
not even queuing or anything

>>543081470
Why

Congress should pass a bill to send all Revpedos to prison. If only we don't have a pedophile running our country....

>>543081687
its relaxing i guess
after a run has overstimulated me

>>543081323
I was in a similar boat to you, I made an alt to climb DoN again but because I dared to speed things up offline and give myself murk etc. I got a warning when I went back online, so there goes that plan down the drain. I'm not sinking a bunch of time just to build a character and do the rememberances and not even be able to access all the Everdark relics due to rotation, fuck that.

lapp if he real

>>543081923
That looks like shit

>>543081887
Yeah was thinking of doing something similar. I'm still gonna assume as long as you aren't doing any egregious cheating during runs or with relics they won't actually take action but who knows.

Nooo good try revy I really choked hard there

bro I am going to have a fucking aneurysm

>>543082310
>>543082341
What has had happebned

>>543082036
I'm not sure what triggered it, is the thing. I've heard an anon say that as long as you don't mess with the quest/boss/shop relics, then you are good, but that's clearly not true because I did not touch them. All I did was use CE offline to speed the game up and 1-shot things to speed the build-making process up and gave myself enough murk to get a good set of complementary relics gling for my 2 main characters,

>>543081995
sybau

>>543082530
>those legs
Fat ass

im drinking tea and eating dates while watching this video about a minecraft arg its p comfy

>>543082612
>brown threadshitter has no reading comprehension
Many such cases!

>>543082443
i would probably full stop cheat progression to get DoN to unlock so if i have to do a bunch of runs again im not gonna bother

>>543082443
How's the weather in Beijing?

>make family share alt
>copy main save file over
>you now have all your stuff but you're back at d1 because its tied to your account
wouldnt this work?

>NOOOOO you HAVE to waste your time AGAIN even though you've sunk hundreds of hours into this game already

>>543082806
Hows do those boots taste?

>>543082896
How would you do that? ER save tool or something?

>>543080894
yea against the pve its a goat but i was doing ed libra bro unless u get discus ur useless there

>>543082965
Its not a profile nigger its an entirely second steam account so you just copy the savefile to where steam puts you secondary account save

>>543082965
-5000 social credit for you Mr Xiao

>>543082965
you are brown.

>>543083124
>>543083081
you seem upset

>>543083124
You ever been walking with your brown friend and you accidentally touch each other's hands and you think, "Well that's weird, but I'm not brown". You are. You are brown.

>>543083124
>no reading comprehension
brown moment

>>543083052
You don't even know if it would work or not nigger

>>543083331
I get that reference

>>543083408
yeah you should test it im too lazy to

>>543083223
>>543083331
>>543083408
goodmorning saars, have we all done the needful today saars?

>>543080845
most trans are whiteoid though

rate my duchess build.
rolled the red one today >arigato gryo.png

>>543083789
CE Kino

>>543083789
Holy fuck duchess mains are so retarded
Stop using the melee range spell you moron a caster is supposed to play at range

>>543083789
Pretty good.
You probably want to slip in night invader somewhere. probably slot 2.

>>543084439
your mouth is supposed to be wrapped around my enormous white pole

Queue up nerds

>>543084541
Yes we know you're a mindless porn addict Rajesh you don't have to spell it out for us

I'm petty in this game in my own way. No-one wants to visit caves for smithing stone 2 for one minute but when it's randomly laying around it's like most precious item, and everyone wants to grab it. So what I do with Ironeye is when I'm near the statues I just stay little behind so no bastard would steal the stone. Suddenly I'm +2 while others probably have skipped upgrading the weapon to even +1.

>>543084541
Show

>>543067423
I'm the og anon, the relationship was shit, her communication was shit, and I was bored out of my mind, honestly think I could do better
plus I cheat like 5 times a year, and I'm not the type to cheat

>>543067471
nighreign with trannies

>>543067929
which is?

>>543068327
yes

>>543085274
>I'm not the type to cheat
Yes you are actually. What the fuck is this cope?

>>543085274
>which is
You.

>>543084773
Yeah some people just vacuum up every useful item without thinking of their teammates shit is lame to play with.

Matchmaking...

>>543085274
post her nudes

>>543082443
what would
>1-shot things to speed the build-making process up
be?
i'm like 99% sure they only detect dumb stuff like giving yourself impossible relic effects or combinations.
there are a few 'groups' of effects and you can't get effects from the same group on the same relic, aka you can't get evergaol bonus + improved initial standard attack on the same relic. if you edited 2 effects of the same group onto the same relic, it triggers the detection.

GG on the hotdog attempt, I don't know why they were ignoring me for so long, thought I might've accidentally picked up a less likely to be targeted or something but no, they just hated you two.

hotdogs fucking sucks it's so fucking hard even when you're well equipped

>>543084773
Although I agree that people stealing smithing stone 2's is extremely cringe, minebegging is also cringe even if necessary sometimes.

>>543086096
Yeah and I don't have to beg anything, I just break the statue and I'm good to go.

Does upgrading a weapon increase the status buildup on a weapon or is it the same regardless of rarity?

Bros....

Had today in DoN4 a game where there was bird with a name something like "ImReallyStoned" and the other guy was Recluse and they seemed to be duo and by the gameplay they really seemed both completely high. Recluse fought with Halberd and died to Freja around 10 times. After that fight I had enough and went on my own and cleared some bosses, went to extra church and merchant village. I dropped the talismans I bought later to them but we lost anyway.

IF YOU ARE SMOKING WEED PLEASE DO NOT COME TO DoN WHILE DOING THAT TO PLAY AS BIRD, PLEASE.

>>543078379
understatement of the century
>>543078414
that show looks doodoo ngl
>>543084541
you owned xher here

>>543086520
if i see this in game imma call u a cheater nigga

>>543086096
The fuck is mine begging?? You can solo that shit on day 2 easy you don't need to come faggot

>>543078535
Same person albeit
>>543078189
>>543079000
>>543079060
>>543079190
Imagine getting all of that for yourself and being 12 feet tall…

>>543086636
Sissy

>>543086630
Take your meds holy shit there's somethign fucking wrong with you I genuinely believe my life would beb etter if you took a bullet to your skull Fucking Kill Yourself already you fucking faggot

>>543082635
don’t tell lies please thank you

any queuers?

>>543086520
how many magic ups is one reduced intelligence worth?

thoughts on katana wylder?

Sorry for the 3 bar, I got really annoyed about having to restart my game because I got stuck in place.

GGs Heolstor. Fuck Night Riders. Every time I went to drink my flask one of them would read my input and leap slam me.

>>543086796
It's only 3 int so its probably like half of a magic up desu

>>543086849
>>543086862
gg heolstor, don't worry about it, he's rough without any negation whatsoever. Yeah fucking Night Riders is the shittest boss they just run around everywhere wasting your time

>>543086754
no im serious the arg is called broken script its like a horror mod with lore behind it its p cool
>>543086746
tsmt

>>543084439
>>543084495
>Holy fuck duchess mains are so retarded
Stop using the melee range spell you moron a caster is supposed to play at range
ur fucking retarded, i play carian because its the only spell thats not giga boring while still allowing me to dps carry

>Pretty good.
You probably want to slip in night invader somewhere. probably slot 2.

on avg u do 2 night invaders at d5 (random queue). i did the math and it would be 3% more damage while also sacrifcing the partial hp relic, so its really not worth in this case imo (unless i dont find slicer, then its gg)

>>543086746
>>543087036
you have issues buddy keep crying though it’s funny

>>543083528
Bad news for you my brown friend…

>>543086623
lmao
honestly you cant even be mad at that, the dude was probably laughing his ass off for 50 mins
worst thing ive had was a duo named littlegirl and lolilover or some shit like that, which prompted me to throw the game and grief, but having teammates that are high sounds even better

>>543087358
Bro, you griefed a game? Such a sigma

>>543087457
thanks man, its a hard life being a sigma in a world of betas

Caught a glimpse of Greatbow Revs out in their natural habitat.

>guy that made ER Boss Arena mod as made a NR equivalent
Based, don't have to play that trans pride flag free reign faggots mod anymore. I can actually practice other bosses besides the Nightlords as well.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/EXE-SQEeatw
Tourist here, you fucking assholes did this to my perfect beautiful queen just because she uses RoB + Mimic... I hate you all...

>>543087843
>trans pride flag free reign faggots mod
????

>>543087907
>simping for a married woman
Why are you a cuck, bro?

>>543078046
Do you seriously think the mortal turned Goddess is not going to use cosmetics or magic to enhance her appearence?

>>543087907
She probably reads all the cuckposting and is laughing about it together with her husband.

fucking hell sorry guys I panic rolled that grab

>>543088217
All good dw, it happens

>>543087907
her brown sea hubby is 1.5 inches deep into her right now as we speak (he cant go further)

you can use duchy restage invuln to ignore frostbite and frenzy damage, but can it ignore deathblight?

>>543088027
blind retard alert

>>543087907
>tourist
We can tell, imagine watching that petty cunt that takes advantage of lonely men for her viewership + lol she's married

>>543087841
I don't care.

>>543088318
What's the issue here? It's just some flags on the mod page. The mod itself works fine.

>>543087843
Link?

>>543088093
>>543088112
>>543088294
>>543088409
stop it fellas, he might kill himself
her fanbase is already going through it

>>543088517
Here you go kitten + do you look like that?

https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449

>>543087907
Didn’t ask stop being a cringe faggot
>>543088294
You mean he’s sitting in the corner watching the male escorts have fun with her

>>543088472
I don't support what that flag represents. Why are you feigning ignorance like a typical leftoid?

>>543088787
Wait she got married to Diddy? Lucky girl

>>543088705
At least she had the decency not to hide it, but at the cost of tanking a chunk of her viewership, I'd imagine.

>>543088318
You're being antisemitic.
>>543088517
Stop posting Asuna. You don't deserve to.

>>543089035
>least she had the decency not to hide it
it wasn't out of decency, there's solid evidence that a former vshojo employee was blackmailing her after the company exploded so she decided to come out with the truth herself
she had been dating the same guy for 4 years and never said anything

>>543088894
Reverse diddy funnily enough

>>543088848
The fact you're this bothered by a stupid flag on the damn mod page, something that has nothing to do with the mod itself, shows you're a thin skinned incel loser. Literally who gives a shit. I mean you do realize the majority of devs and programmers are leftists too right?

>>543043093
Made for rutting with Wyld men

>>543086674
Pinging the mine repeatedly through the match when it's obvious only you want to go there and it's nowhere near anything useful.

>>543089219
I'm gonna keep posting her

>>543089479
Be a good teammate and go then

>>543089243
Huh interesting, haven't kept up with tubing for a while now.

>>543089278
And there it is, stay mad I'm not using your mod anymore leftoid freak. You lost the election and are losing the culture war btw, be less cancerous next time xis.

>stop playing
>do life shit
>go to sleep
>open game
>all my chairs are broke
WHO BROKE MY CHAIRS

>>543089278
No, Mr T.ranny SIR it should be obvious to anyone with a brain not ruined by hormone blockers that the flag and other woke DEI shit is a symptom of a disease. Luckily enough the world is coming to its senses and realizing hiring a bunch of leftoids that prioritize activism and inserting their own agenda into their work over making a good game is a pretty fucking stupid idea. https://80.lv/articles/ex-assassin-s-creed-franchise-director-says-his-exit-was-not-his-choice These cucks are getting fired left and right and sent right back to Mcdonalds where they belong.

>>543089592
>>543089524
I hope you get robbed and beaten by a pack of gypsies

>>543089669
I bet it was that goddamn BRAT...

>>543088294
true im the husband

>>543052961
No why I would do that she’s a dumb character

>>543089278
>it's just a stupid flag
Would you be saying the same thing if the guy had a nazi flag on his mod?
Or even the confederate flag, perhaps?

Damn, the dormant power seems to affect the other two teammates as well. This thing is totally bugged lol.

>>543090154
Wait, really? My teammates have been getting my thrusting swords?

>>543089592
I will begrudgingly go there if we're right next to the pumpkin mines.

>>543090220
>saar merchant jobbing to easy everdark
Many such cases

>>543089524
>>543089592
fapping

>>543090154
They supposedly fixed that but I'm very skeptical

>>543089904
Sorry about your… disability…
>>543089883
Gypsies don’t do that they just fleece you they’re too effeminate to fight

Second time doing D4 to 9999, think I’ll become a raider main desu. Dunno why that guy was on a death timer at the end.

>>543090220
>this happens but I'm a shitter for fighting Fulghor for 10 minutes straight with no negation

>>543088848
>>543089615
>>543089813
>>543090029
you blew xhir asshole out here with logic xhe can’t refute nice work boys

>INT Raider actually does more damage with sorcery than Revenant

Incredible. Revenant does ~18% less damage than Recluse but Raider only does ~11% less.

>>543090220
Think we went in at level 11 and I tried to rez daddy hubby but he did his charge sword attack, I threw a lightning spear at him then turned to rez but he just used the attack anyway

>>543090341
Pre depths stuff, I was probably running ancestral goop. I also don’t remember playing recluse much until the week before depths so this is old. I think terr posted a more recent 3 bar where you throws the furtherest nuke I’ve seen

>>543091149
His real name is Diddy Faggy

i could have been d4 but i choked and got grabbed by adel twice

>>543089813
>>543089615
Not my mod. You are simply an obsessed schizo freak who can't get trannies out of their head. Get help.
>>543090029
I wouldn't care. I'm only here for the mod.

>>543091273
Hpw do you get grabbed by Adel? You can jump it, sprint into it, or sit behind his left foot, bro.

>>543091387
i just rolled too early
it was the single grab that got me, both times

>>543091443
The first two apply to the single grab.

>>543087312
dont reply to me ever again *kills u*

Any1 Qing nr rn

Why are revenant mains like this?

hello again.

forget about me just kill heolstor

heolster!!!
>>543092889
lmao

>>543092550
Morning in Mumbai already? Get some shut eye for your shift at the scam center

>>543092925
did you have fun carrying shartbatero