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lovey-dovey rough sex with horsegirls

My parents aren't coming together, it's beyond over

I wanna huggle snuggle this granny

leave those 6 different retarded and pointless arguments in the last thread please

>>543047340 (OP)
>Cinderella Gray
Ohhhhh nice someone finally fixed it
>subject still has a space in Umamusume
Aaaaaaa

DOTO SOON!

Is it bad for affinity if the grandparents on a borrow match up with my own parent/grandparent?

when do they up the borrow limit? first anni?

Digitan LOVE

>>543047412
I get that, I get that. I'm just saying that it's interesting and all, all the more impressive that these abused and breed to fuck creatures still work at all.

What the fuck did i just play against

I only went 3-2

>>543047532
yeah you get 0 base

>so used to using rudolf for parent/fan farming
>try doing a run to see if I can get her hybrid version
>can't get stats over 700
>still got a ton of G1s and 400k+ fans
how do you run this uma again

Remember not to fall for double gold recovery psyop

https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAAA62Qy2rDMBBF%2F%2BWuFRjJj8TaZVkKpZBl6ULEE1fEtowlEUrIvxc5xqbPVXeHy4zmHl1xdHH0%2FFBDS6qoFOi96YaWPXRBJOCZa2hVyqIqsm1WCUTPz84%2FMg%2FQYYwsMJoj13yCvqJzLo0LNKOLfXpV4MImvPE4sWfjXT9NBNvxPGpqTvfpJhA7I9NDLoaTDakXJFFOCgJ%2BmMpINRULprO9mfZIYHCXdGKXuInBQ2cJL9bXroPO7yujCdy8Q%2BPJNgyB2vpg%2BiPvh2BDTC1wSIfieDKf0j3W9a%2Fx2bath36BTE0lBBRJtZuh2Eq83sXUN7GSSP4upn4Wy%2F8SO3B%2FdvH%2F1YhKuhvRtlphM%2BMuW2HJ8hWWrFhhzqQsFlAzlHKBTfq%2B2wfmk9%2FvqQIAAA%3D%3D

>>543047635
>Agnes Digital -> Digi-tan
Surely this means that an Agnes Analog would have to be nicknamed Analtan. Right? RIGHT?!

>>543047532
>>543047734
No that's only if the grandparents match the trainee. If the grandparents are the same in both parent families or if your parent is the grandparent in the other family, it is fine.

Well /uma/ Its been a pleasure posting with you but I am absolutely not doing this clownshow gacha so good luck gaslighting each other

In the end a CM didnt filter me, the fucking website did

>>543047506
Oh, Doto, your tits look HUGE and amazing today as well!

>>543047467
Despite what doujins would have you believe, it's relatively rare to finish simultaneously. Say hi to your mom for me btw.

>>543047950
>If the grandparents are the same in both parent families or if your parent is the grandparent in the other family, it is fine
okay, that makes things easier

>>543047978
i haven't seen this one yet, what the fuck

>>543047870
>1.2k speed AND 1000 stamina just to barely live
Yeah I don't know about this one chief, you'll tank your power too hard

>>543047870
My Neicha with 850 and 2 Golds gassed out in a lobby with 4 other debuffers/hybrids after managing to clinch the lead. It's not a gaslight. She proc'd BofA mid-race too, not at the beginning.

>>543047950
What if a grandparent on both sides is the exact same uma? As in from the same career?

>>543048103
career arima kinen is piss easy

>>543048047
Doto is tiny?

>>543048103
I've seen Maruzensky get first with C long and similar stats multiple times. Mob umas are weak as shit.

>>543047870
Remember not to fall for retarded gaslights like these

https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAACq2QS2vDMBCE%2F8ucZVgpthPrlmMplEKOJQcRb1zR2DKWRCgh%2F73IcZz0eertY18zsyfsXBw8P9TQkioqBTpv2v7AHrogEvDMNbQqZVEVi%2BWiEoien51%2FZO6hwxBZYDA7rnkPfULrXBoXaAYXu3RV4MgmvPIwsmfjXTdOBNvyNGpqTvp0FoitkemQi2FvQ%2FIFSZSTgoDvRzNSjcaCaW1nxj0S6N0xSawSNzF46EXCo%2FW1a6Hzy8pgAjfv0HiyDUOgtj6YbsfrPtgQkwtsklAc9uZTdY3b%2Btfymz0cPPQLZHIqIaBIqtUExVJiewmmvgUrieTvwdTPwfK%2Fgm24e3Px%2F6MRlXRJRMvqBtmEq8UN7mqZmjCXM2R3eG0XcoapLWUxg5qglDNkdzi18%2Bvr81Fjez5%2FANkNB7DeAgAA

>>543046587
I want Creek to look at me like that

>>543047715
Other way around, race horses are generally so fragile because they're pampered to an extreme and exist in and environment with no natural predators.
Compare that to a non-racing horse that's given mostly hay and water, can be ridden for 50 miles in a day, and rarely get sick because they're made to be big and sturdy. They're divergent evolutionary designs. A racehorse will run from a threat, a draft horse will look at it and go "you think you're a danger to me? No you fucking aren't" so its biggest danger is colic.

>>543048228
Racehorses tend to be small in frame with little body fat.

so close to being useable

>>543048178
Your other umas should be able to win if you run against 4 debuffers. Also, you aren't racing against a front if they run 4 debuffs so just pace them

>>543048335
>>543048201
i've been trying to get to 700 speed 600 stam for senior year Arima Kinen but looks like i really don't need it

>>543048197
It doesn't matter as long as you aren't making Tachyon be a grandparent for Tachyon for e.g.

>>543048016
>The guys she told you not to worry about
>>543048371
I just think they're neat!

>>543047870
remember to not fall for retarded gaslights like these

https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAACq2QS2vDMBCE%2F8ucFVjJj8S65VgKpZBjyUHEG1c0towlEUrIfy9yHCd9nnr72NfM7Ak7FwfPDzW0pIpKgc6btj%2Bwhy6IBDxzDa1KWVRFtswqgej52flH5h46DJEFBrPjmvfQJ7TOpXGBZnCxS1cFjmzCKw8jezbedeNEsC1Po6bmpE9ngdgamQ65GPY2JF%2BQRDkpCPh%2BNCPVaCyY1nZm3COB3h2TxCpxE4OHzhIera9dC51fVgYTuHmHxpNtGAK19cF0O173wYaYXGCThOKwN5%2Bqa9zWv5bf7OHgoV8gk1MJAUVSrSYolhLbSzD1LVhJJH8Ppn4Olv8VbGO8%2Ff9gRCVd8tCyusFiwlV2g7vaQk2YyxkWd3htF3KGqS1lMYOaoJQzLO5waufXx%2BejxvZ8%2FgC%2FZcEK3AIAAA%3D%3D

>>543048103
I won the arima kinen on fuji kiseki's career with C long

>>543048371
Maybe if human start breeding athletes like race horses, they will soon evolve into a different subspecies. But I assume Big Doping will bring that plan down

>>543048047
DOTO PUNCHU

>>543048510
>all seeing eyes
>Murmur twice
Bwo...

>>543048429
>Also, you aren't racing against a front if they run 4 debuffs so just pace them
My Teio got brocked and jobbed.

>>543048490
So sparks will all proc as normal then? Good to know.

>>543048596
Something something genetic science was thrown back decades after people had a fit over what the nazis were doing

>>543048667
Ignore them, its just under-stamina gaslighters and over-stamina gaslighters shitposting. In truth, and like most narratives you see peddled here, the truth is somewhere in-between.

>>543048667
Thrice*

Anyway, seeing eyes won't hit your front... or your pace....

>>543047978
Haven't got this one yet. The fuck is this

>>543047715
This is the horse equivalent of gigachad.

>>543048748
it's coming back soon, don't worry. They're just figuring how to make it so that (You) can't afford it.

>>543048178
do you seriously think 4 debuffers will be a normal occurrence?

>>543048596
Outside of 100 meter dash there isn't much that's useful in sprinting power, humans are built for endurance sports. And odds are if you're a really good sprinter, you have the genetic "it" factor on top of a lot of training.

waiting for all the umas I want…

>>543048906
Work horses be like that. The chad puller vs the virgin runner.
>>543048992
I'm aware.
>They're just figuring how to make it so that (You) can't afford it.
>This new complex thing is hard to do, so it's expensive
Wow so hard!

Might just just be the way I'm building her, but Amazon seems to be able to move up to mid around mid race pretty consistently in CM rooms, and is in position for either Pump or Shooting.
Now if only her unique wasn't so difficult to trigger, I could snag some wins

I swear if flower cunny doesn't give me beeline for the 4th time...

>>543047467
I'm sorry anon, lots of people have divorced parents nowadays

>>543048748
>he hasn't heard about CRISPR
Jennifer Doudna is one of the greatest scientific minds of this century and barely anyone has heard of her because gene editing isn't "sexy" in the way AI is.

I'm not falling for the gaslight, I'm building a miler style uma (1200/700/900-1000/x/400+) and taking 2 golds, as Shiraoki-sama intended

>>543049276
The point still stands and is important to mention. If it wasn't for people having a huge fit over their fucked up experiments we could be a lot further at this point, instead companies and people have to figure their way through bureaucratic red tape bullshit to get back to the point we were at after WW2.

>>543047715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Withers

Not what I wanted but it's good enough.

>>543049202
>>543047715
I just like the hairy hooves, I don't know why.

>>543049349
i am doing spd wit summer marus with 1200 skill points atm

>>543049146
My busty wife

Taking off McQueen's shoes after a race and wiping down from her thigh to feet

>>543049060
>the genetic "it" factor
Which is why if we start breeding athletes with the factors more, maybe in the future there will be a subspecies of human that's focused on sports at the expense of their other capability. Like how race horses can run stupidly fast but will probably collapse if you try to use it as a draft

>>543049349
switch power and stamina and you're golden
use mayano's card for her non-standard green and you are going to mtknwin

>>543049467
for a great grandparent right?

>>543048596
It's also hard because humans take a long time to reach sexual maturity, and then another stretch to reach our athletic peak.

>>543049467
It's a nonstandard distance

>>543048047
I never noticed it was a bite. Thought it was a big ol' headbutt.

>>543049619
Horse bites are extremely dangerous ngl. You would be better off if a dog bit you.

>>543049528
Mayano and Creek feel like ass to use together
>0 starting friendship on BOTH stamina cards

>>543049473
Sounds gay as hell but it's a bit like seeing a burly "manly dude" with a lot of chest/back hair. You see him and think "Yeah, that's a real dude, not like those twinks".

>>543049349
You will need at least 1000 STAM and 3 gold recovery skills

I just realized I missed the chapter 4 missions. I procrastinated too long until they disappeared

Are her golds useful at all?

>>543049004
I dominated every single one of my Gemini 5 race sets. Quadruple debuffer finals. And my Goldshit whiffed a gold. I don't take chances anymore.

>>543047870
reminder to stay based

https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAACq2QS2vDMBCE%2F8ueFdiV37r1WAptoceSg4g3qUhsGUsilJD%2FXuRH7aQ59vZpZ1Y7zAV2NvSOn2tQhBXmAlqnm%2B7EDlSGKMAx16BkTlmVJUVSCQiO3617Ye5A%2BT6wgF7vuOY9qAs01ka7gENvQxt%2FFXBm7b%2B4H9ixdrYdHN40PFl1zfE%2BXgWERlP8yAa%2FNz7mAkJMUYIA1w1hSA7BvG5Mq%2BdnZ8%2FxRBn5ELwDlUQ8G1fbBlQ6rvTa8%2BEbFLyaA4OA2jiv2x0%2Fdd74EFPARzwU%2Br2%2BmT7Bsn4%2FPprTyYH6BIpJCQRUuIDECBIRSY5A5QRpMklZOk6IcIbJTLIcPZQVE%2BQ4A82QEmzH7uSf7qgY%2FI%2B7Kx5Xl66ry%2B%2BqezNH25j%2FLw%2BRipvyJGKSTVCuYLPCua5JjrBZ4a%2B8wCLLWc5ogVmOKGF7vf4A8IVwtyMDAAA%3D

>>543049797
yea it's on is fine

>>543049695
But Creek has 30 starting friendship...

>>543049416
Well no, the actual reason people are opposed to it is because it creates an actual, biological difference between the haves and have-nots. There's no way gene editing would be cheap, do we really need people who have more money than us to also just be inherently stronger, faster, longer-lived too?

1000 stamina
Only recovery needed is maestro

>>543049797
Yes.

If anyone still needs a Seiun please consider borrowing mine!
836313477922

Bros...? Why is there no trans flag under new uma discord announcement?

>>543049817
Nigga if you're in a lobby where everyone else has 3 aces who aren't staminamaxxed you're gonna lose by default.

>making aces sucks without mlb kita
if the carat calculator is accurate, I can spark the Kitasan banner, get 1LB, and use SSR selector/jims to get 3LB. And STILL have enough to spark the all-uma banner AND THEN spark V. Bourbon.
It sounds too good to be true, I must be huffing some serious hopium.

>>543049748
Those are outdated stats. You need 1100-1200 and 2 gold recoveries actually, though 1000 and 3 gold should work

>>543049863
You're talking about the more extended, advanced stuff. At most what's going to be available in the long term for most people is the obvious shit, removing basic birth defects and the like.

>>543048840
proof for this claim?

>>543049797
yeah she has some of the best for a late and she gets buffed in the future

>>543050003
I'M GOING TO BUILD ANIME TEIO WITH 4 GOLDS AND 1200 STAMINA AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

>>543049860
at mlb, you dumbass, most anons don't have mlb Creek

I have skipped every single main story episode.

>>543049502
Thats the duty of every husband>>543049502

>>543048667
>what is WMayo
>what is both enemies bring Neicha
yikers

>>543050035
Look at the conditions, late won't see a groundworked front

>>543049957
I got Gemini and Cancer platinum without my own Kita. It's not *that* important. Hell, some of my aces didn't even use a borrowed Kita

do they ever rerun events? I missed the last two scenes of the golshi card event...

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

>>543050003
These gaslight images always get me.
Zero understanding of how each stat works, just blabber only a whale could understand. Easy clicks for a youtube disinfo video.

I wish Maruzensky was real. I want to hug her and ride alongside her with Tata

>>543049740
I was thinking more that it just feels more like a horse in its natural state, without human interference. But apparently that's not true, Przewalski's Horse is one of the few truly wild breeds in the world and they have mostly naked hooves.

>>543050119
I need to molest Doto

>>543050003
Only paces have reliable second gold recoveries but only 2 in S tier? Noticing...

>>543049619
>>543049683
stallions have sharp teeth

>>543049502
Taking off McQueen's shoes after a race and taping them over her mouth and nose while she's strapped to the punishment chair and forced to sniff them on a live feed

>>543050260
There will be billion redditors not making it to the finals because they run smaru front+2 debuffers. These people exist

>>543050119
Doto rape.

>>543050008
Well yeah, but the fear is always "it won't stop there, removing our flaws isn't enough, we'll start trying to make a better humanity and limit who gets it". If someone is gene-edited to such a degree it brings up ethical questions of if they're still human anymore.

>>543050003
Anon, you're using the old version...

more digestable version

>>543050365
I am going to run S.Maru and a scuffed Curren Chan with medium B, and I will win

>>543050290
>like a horse in its natural state
That's pretty much what my comparison comes down to anyway. Think apes or neanderthal.
>>543050451
Well yeah, that's a given. Show me a single time when humanity has gone "Wow, this is a neat discovery, but we should really stop here!".

>>543050307
>>543050316
>>543050390
This isn't about her. This is about me being a faggot who can't consume japanese media anymore.

>>543050206
>Late won't see a groundworked front
My Summer Maru (poorly-built) with groundwork gets hit by Eyes reasonably often though, but maybe its because I'm not taking enough midrace velo on her. I've since refined the deck and managed to squeeze more SP in so maybe it'll be different on my subsequent attempts.

Can end closers use Shooting for Victory? It's basically same conditions as red shift, right? Since we only need to catch up to 5th

>>543050531
>Show me a single time when humanity has gone "Wow, this is a neat discovery, but we should really stop here!".
I mean, we've been surprisingly restrained with nuclear weapons. After the H-bomb we kinda went "ok this is starting to get out of hand" and focused more on better delivery systems instead of bigger boom.

>>543050318
Oguri's in S because Pulse (at full power) + Gourmand + Swinging Maestro + other uniques is better than what any other pace can put out

>>543050494
>only restless and triple7s
huh?

>>543050206
so no proof?

>>543050085
What's a good build for her? Since she needs mid race skills for her unique, which skills should I aim for? Should I even try to get On your left? I have tikezo's card but that would gimp her stats

>>543050571
You only trigger GW 60% of the time there

>>543050603
Yeah get both of them

>>543050558
Doto would say this

>>543050206
I've seen Natty be right behind pace chasers because she high rolled wit checks on velocity.

>>543050493
why are the guides getting bit crushed?

>>543047978
remove VPN or increase post quality wtf

>>543050493
AAAIIEEEEEEEEE
F2P VROS IT'S SO OVER

>>543050558
Oh I'm sorry.
Anon rape.

>>543050307
Imagine going on a lunch date with both of them

>>543050748
I know, but even in races where I trigger groundwork I still get hit by Eyes so its either a midrace skill diff or Eyes is just that strong with Savvy. Please don't tell me your conclusions are based on some theorycraft and not actual testing against decently-built debuffers.

My gf wants to cosplay as Rice Shower, but I don't like Raisu
Should I tell her to fuck off?

>>543050953
yes.
No you fucking retard

>>543050953
Tell her to cosplay as Maruzensky instead

>>543050307
I'm glad Doto is a nice girl unlike other crazy sex obsessed mares

>>543050212
fucking how? Perfect parents/stat inheritances?
pic related is what I'm working with

>>543050953
You could cosplay rice instead

I'm gonna need all your images making fun of Big Head. Pronto.

>>543050494
You won't trigger intense gaze against a front runner as an end closer.

>>543051170
When you nut but she keep gluggin

>>543050642
To be fair, nuclear power is essentially the current end game of all things, so the political pushback is enormous. If it wasn't for the last bit, you could bet your ass on the fact that the big three would've continued their madness till Franz Ferdinand's corpse blew up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_weapons_tests_of_France
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_nuclear_weapons_tests
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_weapons_tests_of_the_Soviet_Union

>>543050894
>Gigantic black bars
YOU FAILED THE GAME! GO STRAIGHT INTO PRISO NAND DO NOT TAKE 2000$!

>>543047412
Are there Shire umas that instead of racing just love doing farmwork all day in the umamusume universe?

Instead of posting umalator theories, post Hakuraku data.

>>543051164
I took thw pics btw

>>543050558
I get you anon, I ended up just skimming over 90% of it too. I liked Rice's arc somewhat but even then they could've done a LOT more. It feels like outright toddler cartoon level writing at times, which is odd considering the average player's age, especially in Japan, must be like 30+.

Hope they pick up the slack later on, like they did with the newer character stories/careers.

>>543051201
You're right.
>>543050494
You should have End Closer Savvy

>>543051289
No one here races in test rooms, that's why you see retarded shit like 1 gold recovery being enough at 850 stamina

>>543051450
>tooth-brushing fetish
Who is this meant to appeal to?

>>543050953
You should have choking sex with her whilst screaming about why she couldn't be Tokai Teio

>>543051427
>It feels like outright toddler cartoon level writing at times
That's just nip media in general. Rarely do they delve into deeper subjects or have true character development. All the know are tropes and drama for the sake of drama.

>>543051593
Me.

AAAIIIIEEEEE my daily Friday jobber run suddenly has medium S and groundwork I have to try now wtfff

>>543047340 (OP)
Granny is so talented!

>>543051593
people who like The Thing

>>543051709
RRRG...

>>543051286
Not likely as umas are only 1% of the female population so it would seem odd that some are workhorses. That being said, if a racing uma is something like 80x the strength of a human, I'd fear how strong a draft uma would be.
On that note, I met a barge-towing horse last summer, he was very sweet.

>>543051253
I blame Vegas

>>543051827
they should do a voiceover for pakatube

>>543051201
Explain this then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZn2bE-WC2Q
Man jump races are wacky. 2 different track types, those giant incline/declines in the middle, and on top of that having to do those jumps that produces those nasty wipe outs. Dirt gets a bad rap yet I hardly hear anyone talk about jump. What would that even look like in the umaverse?

>>543051945
>Is a teenager
>Dresses like an office worker
But why?

>>543051904
Piiiisu :D

>>543051945
>I blame the program that I need to configure and tell what to do
You shouldn't have needed to use an edited suite for this to begin with.

Does anyone have a guide on how to get double circle affinity on S. Maru while having a Seuin parent?

>>543051882
>rope isn't taut

>>543052040
You'd better stop asking if you know what's good for you

>>543052207
You know boats start moving on their own when you give them momentum in the water, right? The horse doesn't have to do ALL the work even if water lets them pull up to 30 tons.

>>543051201
>>543051458
the umalator considers this, even with Savvy you won't reach fronts, could just bring actual race skills instead

>>543052281
we should be training water to race

>>543052292
bigger

>>543052292
Human dwarves era....

Doto soon…

>>543052040
opera would do that

>>543052550
No!
Practice moderation

>>543052628
my wife!

>>543052550
Man, I want tall Opera on Trainer art

>>543052520
Most racehorses couldn't do it, their muscles were never designed for raw power over a long period, even the longest race track is a sprint compared to how much a draught has to walk around any given day.

>>543052628
>the (modern) west tries to write a strong independent woman: it's shit
>japan tries the same: everyone wants to fuck her

>>543052292
Big!

>>543052012
>What would that even look like in the umaverse?
play the minigame spinoff to find out

>>543052550
tall Gold Ship makes me go feral

>>543052364
>Umalator
I've noticed it tends not to trigger FOV-based skills like Eyes and Gaze for some reason, probably because there are only two racers in the sim and the End/Late is assumed to have overtaken whoever is in front by the time those skills are meant to proc. It's why to sim the effect of eyes you have to take Murmur twice instead.

>giantumafags spamming again
you niggers are so obnoxious, fuck off already

Why are lesbian couples so violent?

CM4 is 1 week away

Lads wouldn’t it be hilarious to have your spine snapped in half and your pelvis crushed into a fine powder by a muscular 9 foot woman (horse)

Romanian draft horse girls when

>>543052691
never

>this cutie will never get added to the game
tragic

Big Taishin getting mad and pushing you around but knowing she has to hold back to not hurt you since you're even smaller than her and getting flustered about it

>>543052520
It's really not that heavy for a horse that strong

>>543053154
I'm in awe at the size of this lad

>>543053081
dumb frogposter

>>543053216
"You're alright trainer, don't come to the chanmi tomorrow"

>>543053024
The raped

>>543053221
>>543053051

>>543052735
>>543053289
I don't think you guys read that post correctly, he said "water" not horse

>>543053389
they didn't like my joke :(

>>543053216
>Mejiro 9/11
wtf is wrong with japs? how did they get away with this shit?

>>543053389
Well water has the issue of being quite slow when there's no gravity involved

>>543053437
sad

>>543052923
This is wrong.

>>543053024
*rapes you*

>>543050115
3lb

>>543053556
sex and marriage with toreina
>long hair in the top image
not canon

>>543053024
*holds you gently*

>>543053216
His owners really love him.

Umas need to show some damn restraint.

>>543053682
They should not have given him that name.

>>543050493
..Nimble Navigator is good?

updated

>>543053682
CUTE!

>>543053718
No one but westener give a shit for the name, it's funny as well so who cares.

>>543053682
Look at that little crown and his satisfied smile... damn he looks happy

>>543053730
it literally unbrocks you when you're brocked

>>543053704
no, they need less restraint

>>543053749
>all that shit for a 0.2 length win
lmao
now remove the tethers

hai, silence suzuka desu

ohnonono ticKEKzo

>>543053704
I agree.

>>543054063
sex with gyaru
children with gyaru
marriage with gyaru

>>543053704
They should show less!

>>543053951
>winning against Leviathan SMaru with a Rudolf you could make week 1
>all that shit
?

88865615
CM4

>>543054102
>>543054274
OI, ANIKI!

>>543054193
taishin cute

>>543054193
Taishin love

>>543054324
I wish this didn't start with a black screen

>>543054023
sparks status?

>>543054367
oh look its another sound file using a bloated mp4 that results in this file NEVER FUCKING PLAYING YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
>works on my machine
no it doesnt and you fucking know it

This is what you get for not inheriting groundwork whore

>>543054419
Hey you, you're finally awake

>>543054442
fan farming

>>543054367
Nice attempt at a sound post.

>>543054193
Cute

now we wait

>>543054539
>STOP DRAWING FAN ART MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEE

waste my 3 borrows trying to make a parent or update my TT?

Can you guys stop being horny? You have been gooning all week, Friday is to relax and game

>>543050115
You don't have MLB Creek?

>>543054419
Animating a door opening is hard
>>543054508
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAA

>Was thinking of making an Ace Grass Wonder for the upcoming CM
>Boot up my career run
>Realize halfway through that not a single Uma in the parent chain had 1* of Medium
>She had a B in Medium the whole time
I'm an idiot bros....

>>543054539
>>543054731

>>543054539
8 months is too far away

>1000 speed at the start of senior year
>barely got to 1150 after ura final
Great game...

>>543054756
>Jordan with normal colored nails
Terrible shoop.

>>543054940
maybe if your uma took a fuckin shower she'd have friends

>>543053749
>3x dominator
>3x tether
But those would hit your rudolf too? you can't get all of those just on your umas, so it has to be the 3rd persons umas too..

>some guy is making edits of the OST since it's not out yet
Damn these are good. It'd be cool if they used the OST in the actual game. The mood is quite different, though.

>>543054735
TT
rise with the tide or drown

I'm the guy who puts the jukebox on Bakushin and then immediately logs off after. It's me, every time.

>>543055187
Onsen are not mixed, artist is uncultured

Who is the smartest umamusume?

>>543054367
>source has 0 bytes
you tried

>>543055185
so that's how it's done? thanks for the tip

>>543055293
not in this world but in the umamusume world they are

>>543055293
there are mixed onsens bwo

>>543054193
I'm gonna die alone like a sick dog

>>543055293
they do have mixed ones they're just less common

>>543055316
Neo Universe and Air Shakur.

>>543055293
depends on the onsen bvo

>>543055316
My dear wife

>>543055293
>this thing that exists is not real
>calls others uncultured
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>543055504
Air Shakur looks perfect for me - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour.
>>543055571
>No wit bonus on training
She's a fraud

>>543055485
you don't have to bwo! go out there and meet people!

>>543055682
Tosen Jordan is a hoe

Haunting photo taken moments before tragedy.

>>543055053
tether is stand in for gaze since it doesnt work on the umalator but does ingame see >>543051982
and you can have 3 of those

>>543055739
>No wit training
No need to train what it's already perfect, she is the peak of umamusume evolution

>>543054539
This is a surprisingly cute casual outfit.

Husbant....

>>543056409
Oooouh husbant you pot5'd too many umas for team trial, now we're completely broke...

>>543056409
oughhhg...

>>543056291
Honestly if you can get 3 dominators to go off you deserve the win desu, its a fucking miracle if you can get all 3 of your umas to be positioned towards the back late-race unless you front-run two of them, but then your timing might not be perfect and you risk your frontrunners getting theirs off too late.

>>543056139
uma meets /m/

>going to skip Summer Maru
how brick is my account going to be?

>>543056575
fuku! fuku sex! fuku love!

>>543056098
OGURI NO

>>543056575
sex

>>543056658
not very

>>543056658
Not much if you get one of the other 2

>>543056785
Gold pubes

>>543056409
quick, liquidate the smelly Uma Shoes

>>543056732
Winter Maru and Fall Maru...

>>543056719
nice
>>543056732
I am planning to roll for Cafe and Eishin Flash

>>543056658
building front runner aces is suffering so not a big deal if you dont want to do it anyway
>>543056098
oguri doesnt ever steal food though. tama would probably share with oguri instead.

>>543056709
Im gonna pull oguri's thong strap...

>>543056409
let us see your TT score anon, don't be shy we don't bite

>>543056709
>the mixrodick biter gets bitten
Pottery

>>543056910
My fellow skip meta and roll wifer

Has science gone too far?

>>543056976
This is how you get raped.

>no groundwork
AAAAAAHHHHH

>>543056976
For an uma that doesn't know what sex is, she's very lewd.

>>543052206
seriously, I'm doing a full family tree with bourbons and Taiki shuttles, what configuration do i have to do to make this work. Trying to get double circle while having a maruzensky grand parent.

>>543056658
not at all, as long as you get XOguri or just gamble hard enough.
If you want to build a Front just get VBobo
If you don't want either just skip Rice/Riko while you're at it

>have groundwork spark on parent
>have groundwork spark on that parent's parent
>cannot roll groundwork a single fucking time
I think I should spare myself this front runner meme and just do peaceful chill runs with Creek and Tachyon

>>543056658
SMaru is overhyped. All the subhumans who were shilling for her are awfully quiet now.

>>543056658
Sort of her great outfit Summer Maru only matters if you want a strong front runner now. And global opinions are souring given less time to abuse her. Save for Riko if you have 3lb+ Kita (or don't pull at all) especially save for Kita if you don't

I've gotten more 3* blue sparks than I have this week than I got in the previous 3 months of playing

>>543057503
Front runners seem like way too much hassle to get right.

>>543057509
hot

Please Shiroaki, guide this Maru parent

>>543057389
https://www.canva.com/design/DAGxnoBzdjQ/j9GD4ySx1hdcfbjUzkoUPg/edit

>>543057639
not bad for raw stats and grandparents

>>543056875
You can do that?

>>543056409
CLICK THE BUBBLES IN THE LOBBY YO UFUCKING FAGOT
YOU ARE MISSING SO MUCH CONTENT
WHY THE FUCK YOU PLAY THE GAME FOR? JUST TO METAFAG PVP?
ASSHOLE

>>543056906
Winter Maru does exist though I will also definitely get her no matter what

>already 490k
Last week it was still around 482k on Friday...
500k might not be enough a few weeks from now.

>>543057639
Explode

>>543057639
EXPLODE

>>543057509
why isn't he including the other one? mean, rude, and disrespectful

>>543057639
>the perfect all around parent doesn't exis-

>>543057740
Inventory > upgrade items > convert
they barely give anything, but trading in 200 when you have 5000 of them shouldn't hurt, just so you can start a borrow run

>>543052206
>>543057389
A guide. Only advice would be to have as many shared races wins as possible. my friend grinded a medium taiki grandparent and had her win as many shared g1s with her parent

>>543056409
Just recently pot5 my Healer Grass. Broke now, but it's worth.

>>543057687
Dear lord

>>543057812
dober enjoys it

>>543057653
Considering you need to get all of
>Groundwork
>Three applicable race start skills
>Preferably one of those is Focus/Concentration
>S-rank distance
>high enough Wit to win the Angling & Scheming war
And then
>You also need to do it all over again each CM because the race start skills required will always be different
Yeah they're too much hassle unless you're a whale to guarantee high stats every run, which takes out a ton of the RNG of getting a serviceable runner

>>543057639
>SFV 2*
glue

>three borrowed parent runs
>600+ in 4 stats in all three runs
>1* blue spark in all three runs
Lovely mechanic

>>543058062
well, that's okay I guess. as long as she gets off in the end. or doesn't, whatever floats her boat

>>543058092
Just take the late gambler pill. High stats, every accel skill, bet it all on the last spurt.

>>543057812
She's being taught how to pleasure her trainer

>>543049539
yes

She's called Mr. C.B. because she kidnaps Misters and empties their Cocks and Balls.

>>543057896
Sex

>>543058601
doesn't look like there's much to teach. the main one's just laying there. boring!

>>543057964
So the parents and grandparents should be running the same races as much as possible, do those races have to overlap with the races of my final choice UMA as well? Like for example Bourbon and Seiun sky would I want to get their mile up and do a bunch of extra mile races?

>>543059130
I love hags

hag

>maruzensky has a flashback of her racing years
>she is specifically labeled as "young maruzensky"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
pretty odd for a 17 year old...

>>543059395
ssssssssssssssssex

>>543059426
That's a boy. A Soccer Boy.

>>543059395
dick striker

>>543059504
I repeat: seeeeeeeeeeeeex

>>543058945
no the affinity bonus is only built between the parents. The bonus gets built from races

the ace has it's own base compatibility.
Just an example (I would have another parent with better affinity with sky but still)

https://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4

>>543059712
gyaru love and breeding

>>543059712
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex with helio and palmer

>>543047340 (OP)
Looking for 1 member
Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following
>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline
>6 million monthly quota
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes or else
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
Put your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame

I don't like how alts are only three additional career events

>>543057896
mommy

You run front because it's meta
I run front because big nigers are not in the game yet
We are not the same

>>543059578
Okay, fine, but only if you are willing to pay parental fees.

>>543057896
I need this hag in my life

>>543059931
>kicking people who reached quota
I did tell you to stop posting last time, no?

>free rice ssr is shit
>free ticket ssr is shit
>free brian ssr is shit
>free dober ssr is... okay, but there's already a million wit cards
>free golshi ssr is shit
>free daiwa ssr is shi--
wait is that race planner
that would actually be pretty nice if gourmand + swinging maestro wasn't super easy to get

>>543059946
Then pull for the new umas instead

>>543060048
Kids just as cute as her dad

Okay so if i want to make a frontrunner on leo cup, I need 1200 stam + 4 gold recoveries, right?

>>543059959
but suzuka is already out?

>>543060102
>t. flatliner

>>543060113
Guess I'll do that. Farewell, plat banners...

>>543060112
beggars cant be choosers

>>543059959
>big nigers
Is that the "Great Escape" thing I've heard about? That Suzuka, Palmer, Ace, and some others can obtain later.

>>543060329
Yeah, forces your umas on retard mode like Turbo

>>543060112
brian can literally carry you to cap spd w/o kita, you niggas are dumb. Not only that she has a bunch of valuable skills this cm

>>543060112
The Brian SSR is pretty good though?

>>543059687
Is double circle just an indication of affinity of is it a threshold that we need to reach to get more sparks?

How likely is it for Lights of Vaudeville to proc on a late surger? Final straight is decently long on Hanshin and I am trying to convince myself it is possible.

Hagqueen

running_style==2
&phase_random==1
&order_rate>50

>>543060609
just an indication representing 150 affinity
It goes beyond that value too
149 is negligibly different from 150 but one would show one circle while the other two

>>543060715
Agreed

I'm stilllll in a dreeeeam

>>543060715
are these slops based on the few images that artist made or why can't I find these?

AHHHHHHH WHERE'S THE RACE SCHEDULER
I KEEP SKIPPING JAPAN CUP

>>543061032
drinking tea with Tanhauser's shoes

>>543057480
rare laurel spotted

Does anyone have the site that shows 1st anni buffs?

Phew just got curious and looked up horse porn after getting an almond eyes birthing video on YouTube. I learned that human male on horse is one of the most disgusting things I've ever watched but 5 mins later I busted the fatest nut of my entire like to a girl being fucked by a horse. I think this uma game 8s effecting me very negativly please post something cute for me

>>543061032
>what does that even mean WITH SHOES!?
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN IN GENERAL!?!?

>>543061084
>October, 2025
>3 CMs in
>He doesn't have all the turf G1s memorized by now

Okay, but what about Contrail?

I'm being violented by obese soccer player

>>543060112
>>free brian ssr is shit
she has good hints and +3 speed bonus, what? her friendship gauge sucks and her specialty is eh but she's alright

can someone provide some help with mayano top gun ace with ryan and maruzensky legacy? this whole legacy thing is just killing my brain

>>543059687
Watching this video, why do we want to use Matikanefukukitaru?

>>543059712
>Hello, police?
>Yeah it's her again

>>543061281
ei, ei, mun!

HER NAME IS TANNHAUSER

>>543060609
yes double circle just means you're 150. There is no limit and infinity for sparks is actually per branch per recent testing. So like your maru branches are going to be 0 base but you'll hit double from the other branches
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0

>>543061521
777 spark + high affinity for use with a tachyon (U=Ma2 spark) so you have perfect parents for an Xmas Oguri (needs to have carefully timed recovery skills to proc her ult at the right moment; this will dominate the meta for years)

>>543061482
shared races between the parents boosts affinity number, including G2s and G3s
shared races between grandparents and the parents also boosts affinity
so the trick is just winning 20-30 races while still hitting 600/600/600 on all 6 legacies

>>543061176
No I think you came into this pre-damaged.

>>543061521
It's an example of building a legacy for Xmas Oguri. It's more important to have a plan for your actual ace. Certain characters like Agnes are for example good starting points for getting the right pinks from not having a lot of A aptitudes

>>543060112
Dober is absolute dogshit and Brian is bretty good tho

>>543061728
and since i want ryan and maruzensky ults, but also their affinity is shit with mayo, should i just leave ryan/maru as one legacy side instead and have the other side as full compatibility focused? like goldship/mcqueen etc

>>543061631
Her name also used to be separated into two, Machikane Tannhauser, before they retconned it into Matikanetannhauser.

>might have actually maxxed speed if I didn't have to bring Air Groove for groundwork
>no groundwork spark
pain

>>543061843
so sad her VA just died

>>543060112
>free brian ssr is shit
Retard
>free dober ssr is... okay
Retard

>all the OGs in my club are flatlining one by one
>soon it'll just be me, danchou, and 28 strangers
I'm not sure how to feel about this...

Doppio

>>543061631
>nicknamed Mambo
>not related to Kingmambo like El
Make it make sense

>>543061823
Holy cow this is complex, why are all our content creatures just repeating the same stuff get this skill get that skill instead of explaining this stuff. This broken English guy is actually saving us.

>>543061176
you're supposed to use the nice nature plushie picture when talking about bestiality porn here

>>543060112
>brian welfare
>shit
ask me how I know you're retarded

>>543062001
nyo... my Rudolf has been humiliated...

>>543062297
UMA IS GYARU GAME

>>543061176
you should unironically kill yourself

>>543061823
>Agnes
who???

>>543061995
Died of what

>>543061895
I screwed around in https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility for a bit and I think you can just barely hit double circle with Ryan + Maruzen as parents with many race wins. It is far easier if those 2 are on one side of the family tree if you want to gamble your inheritance more.

>>543061370
jobber from a weak gen that only won his last race because his jockey spooked Shahryar

>club is down to ~7 people swapping shoes a day
it's over

>>543062574
this is super cute and somehow relaxing, maybe because there is no music, just the birds

>>543062348
enjoy having 600 power

>>543060920
>>543061682
I see thank you

>>543062271
Many covered parent building/spark farming and people's eyes glazed over

>>543060512
>>543060570
>>543062134
>>543062348
>they use cards with 0 initial friendship

>>543061995
she's just in the hospital you malicious being

>>543061384
firmly grasp that tummy

>>543062572
if you're going for red shift or rod from gp I recommend you do it both parents and 3 green stars. I also can't suggest more than 4 umas in your legacy plans unless you need all the uniques from them

>>543062725
You're supposed to run her with KB, not in place of it
>B-but I'll cap speed too fast!!!
That means you can spend a couple of extra turns hitting power when your training effectiveness friends are there, extra turns are never a bad thing
>>543062803
Super Creek below 3LB starts at 0 too and people do just fine using her.

Is she...some sort of slut?

>>543062516
ligma

>>543062516
cancer cup

>>543053682
king

>>543060224
hmm, nyo

>>543062803
highroll game

>>543062803
>t. charmless

>>543063000
yes, mine

>>543056008
Gold Ship would... probably say that yeah.

>>543062994
>Super Creek below 3LB starts at 0 too and people do just fine using her.
They use non-MLB Creek for Swinging Maestro and nothing else, she's pretty awful otherwise

>>543063000
trips confirm

>>543056575
Boobakitaru

>>543063220
her casual outfit is sex, holy shit

>>543063082
I call her Jungle

>>543063000
Your slut.

>>543063253
reminder: same chest size as Fuji Kiseki

>>543063000
only for (You)

>>543063196
鬼になる

>>543063364
extremely dangerous succubus

>>543063132
Not true, at 1LB+ she's a pretty good stat stick. For another example, Mayano Top Gun is considered a top-tier SR stamina and she starts at 0 friendship as well.

Wtf bros where's summer maruzensky? Why is Spe up there????

>>543062990
I just randomly picked the ones that had the highest affinity. Both as parents certainly is better for inheritence even if it is more work to get 2circle affinity. Just checked and with ryan/maruzen parents with a ryan/maruzen grandparent you have to make up 63 affinity points, which is insane to hit.

Curren is for tender loving

>>543062579
>>543061384
I'm starting to like chubby women and I blame this game full of FATFUCKS

>>543063498
who cares about Spe, look at my Suzuka, she's still S tier. Let's go!!

Who is objectively more retarded, Goldship or Bakushin?

I need some clarification here
>These numbers are then increased by a % equalling your affinity. So, if you had 30 affinity with your parent that had a 3 star skill white, you would have a 9% * 1.3 = ~12% chance of inheriting it instead of 9%.
Doesn't this mean that SMaru will always have 2.5%/5%/7.5% chance of inheriting red shift from Maru Original grandparent? And that bringing Maru Original as grandparent won't impact the chances of inheriting shit from others?

>>543063498
There's a major rebalancing patch later on, dummy. Or did you think everything that's good right now is going to stay good forever, and everything that's good in the future you can get right now?

>>543061176
Refrain yourself from posting Tachy whenever you feel the need to tell everyone how fucking damaged you are

>>543063421
>curren
>for (you)
she crosses her giners behind her back, anon

>>543063727
as it should be

>>543063501
yeah but you have to train them all over being able to loop the parents

See the parent slaving tab
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jjs91NeghyyjU3zTOQVCoirgOMBsCCKnH9RRB7u-wOc/edit?tab=t.bdzdrqctyeyd

or gametora example
https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#legacy-loop

>>543063597
Bakushin is a retard only slightly smarter than Urara
Golshi is a quirky genius

>>543063597
Probably Bakushin. Gold Ship knows what she's doing, she just doesn't care.

Agnes Fraudyon
Agnes Digigoat

>>543063773
fingers*>>543063773

>>543063717
Does it vary by scenario too? Are Umas good for URA not good for Island, etc ?

>>543063079
Not fooling anyone here

Stop gooning to my father

>>543063517
You really can't say no to this face

>>543063817
>victoria frontier

>>543063989
*cums in her forehead*

>>543063806
>>543063727
I don't recall ntr being built like that

>>543050747
you wait for the nice nature wit card which has OYL

>>543063948
All umas are good for all scenarios in that by the time you've played for a couple months and have a decent deck/intuition for the scenario you should be able to clear scenarios with any uma easily.

The exception is Make a New Track, which every uma is bad at and everyone will hate.

why are american horses like this

>>543058734
When is Mr CB out

What does this expression mean

>>543063336
and I'm gonna fill your Pocket if you don't shut the hell up

>>543064071
>anon barely works out
>fails to cum with force enough to hit her forehead
>cums a measly 1.3ml that lands on the floor
your spurt was lacking maybe you should train more stamina

A candidate for Tachyon's laboratory i guess.

Fuck me. At least it has 3 greens.

Please work you fucking nigger

what upcoming horses has this thread successfully astroturfed you into wanting to pull for?

How's McQueen for CM4

>>543064264
Not if I fill your Pocket first

>>543064080
she has an 86 bust
definitely on the larger side, especially for her height

>>543064267
after not bopping my banana for a month, the force and amount of my ejaculate is dangerous

>>543064210
muscular memory

>>543064278
honestly, gw1 isn't worth upgrading

>>543063364
Temptress, seductress, harlot...

Guys I have to go to work can I have a (You)?

>>543064210
Decades of forced kneeling for dead criminals

it's over....i can't have more friends
what do i spend these points on now??

>>543064348
Cheval
Durandal
Jungle pocket

>>543063989
I'm gooning to you instead