Thread 543099676

>>542979390

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com

>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>exam tourney
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Zwcy7KjR3KW9Z32mcmoIol-bb2NTShq9oc25idDbhkg

>arts and crafts tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing
>registration (until November 6th)
https://forms.gle/H9vM46AnCQqFkr4b6
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing

Complaining works I guess, oh and maybe channeling all my hatred against the nyagger that was about to rank up helped too

>>543099961
OOOOOOOOO

>>543099961
what were they thinking

>>543100094
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>543099771
https://files.catbox.moe/nu7zmu.mp4

>>543100163
>coffee

>>543100163
How do you make these

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>>543100835
https://grok.com/imagine/

>>543100835
>grok
Latest AI tech 5 second clips with sound . The flavour of the month at the moment.

https://x.com/yusuke_Hara_/status/1979027607774486791
Rest in peace, IRL Akagi.

>>543101569
Hagi is still alive though

>>543101569
the mahjong set was so ass that he died

>>543101569
I'm still alive though

>>543101569
who?

>>543101569
RIP

>>543101569
wtf, rest in peace

>>543101543
you can also make sfw stuff with it

>>543101956
Enthusiastic mahjong player was struggling with dementia, his son visited him to teach him mahjong because the old man already forgot how to play

>>543102423
I've just been making endless porn with it serves my monkey brain well. I hope in 6 months we will have something like this local full nsfw.

Nazi Princesses - The Fates of Top Nazis' Wives & Mistresses

>>543102941
have you ever gotten it show nipples

>>543102974
>Hitler married Eva the day before they died

Maka didn't understand the help for 4th place shimocha

>>543103104
Not him, but I did once, they were just barely not out of frame so I'm guessing the automatic censorship missed it

Does Riichi City have poking nipples yet?

>>543103104
Only nipples or pussy by accident. Hard moderates if it detected it in the final generation but apart from that it has generally just let me do whatever I want. I have have been putting the last frame back in and joining to countinue the scene. It is sloppy but does the trick.

>>543103104
nta but furry arts are surprisingly easy to produce with nipples

>>543104476
Protip, generate whatever you want, then redo it with a custom command to make it actual porn. That's how I do it

SS/Tang(Green) vs Zhu/Lucky(Blue)2

>>543104182
>17615 jade
>can't afford to buy copper

>>543104793
There's a baby in Gintama?

how does slopthia watch so much junk?

>>543104056
you don't catastrophically destroy your hand to help unless you're sure they're very close.
they need a mangan tsumo/direct hit or a haneman. if they don't show any dora or hint of yaku you don't help them.

>>543104831
WOMBO COMBO

>>543104554
Wait, what do you mean redo? Doesn't it just start from scratch if you input something and just gets moderated again?

>>543104968
Bib

>>543104978
You are awake 18 hours a day. That's 18 hours you can listen to YouTube

>>543105081
>he doesn't know
You lot are acting like boomers with every new technology

>>543105401
I literally just started looking at it for the first time yesterday and the UI was not being very obvious sometimes

WOOAAAHH I JUST SAW A REAL GIANT JESUS SANDCASTLE ON FACEBOOK.
AMEN.

>>543101474
thanks. wish I could find some way to describe the prompt better so it would actually look right.
https://files.catbox.moe/a6elev.mp4

>>543106050
It's all trial and error until you actually find a way to phrase it so that the AI is on the same page

>>543105785
Was this your excuse when you needed to ask your grandson to open Chrome for you? Because you heard there are porn websites so the whole internet must be about porn?

>I saw you shuffling the tiles, what was in the dead wall? What's in the wall?
"... Because I envy your tenpai-"
"Don't look at the logs, Jyanshi!"
"-It seems folding is my sin."
>Noooo, what's in the waaall?
"Not till you close the-"
>WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING DEAD WALL!?
"It's in my hand..."
>YOU LIE! YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR, SHUT UP!
"It's what he wants! He wants you to tilt."
>NO! No... You tell me- You tell me I did what's right, I did what's right...
"Mahjong is unfair, Jyanshi."
>Nah, I played well, you tell me.
"You were... unlucky."
>TELL ME I PLAYED CORRECTLY!!

if you are amused by AI you are essentially indian on an intellectual level

>>543106468
>everything I dislike is indian
Not a good logical foundation, anon-chama.

>>543106664
It's not about disliking thing, it's about pajeets having one of the lowest IQ scores on average and all of them catering to AI. There is a clear correlation.

>>543106050
Play with it you will get the hang of what works. Was generating a minute+ scene yesterday of Misato getting blackmailed playing truth or dare just starting from a standard 1girl.

>>543106828
>group x likes y therefore everyone who likes y is like x
Any more intellectual flexes you want to make?

>>543106230
How did you know? Hacking?

>>543106908
wow over a minute? mine have been like 10 seconds max so far. guess i'll just keep stacking shit

>>543106828
It's a weak correlation that doesn't mean anything unless you want to find reasons to hate something.
Like: you type like a faggot, so you must be one.

>>543106664
I don't dislike AI
I dislike you niggers thinking anyone gives a shit about what you had grokGPT make for you
you may not be indian but you might as well be with how empty your mind is

>>543107347
>you
Never done such thing.
Do you see why your logic is flawed and you aren't that smart?

>>543107592
If the shoe doesn't fit...

>>543107347
I don't care about what youtube vid someone is watching or what the cunts on twitter are doing either but you forget we are in /mjg/ - the literally everything general

creating artwork
brush moves along beating heart
creating myself

>>543107781
Amen.

https://files.catbox.moe/mrmaig.mp4

Real porn is made by the Japanese by hand, just as they have for thousands of years.

>>543108803
Actually the art of hentai started in the 1600s so this art form is less than 500 years old

>>543107781
Hahi! Soul will always triumph over skill!

What does "Hahi!" actually sound like?

>>543109113
https://youtu.be/SJyCvdOdr4o

>le... grokslop!
https://files.catbox.moe/cxmueu.mp4

I should rewatch Aria

>>543109308
>Aria the /mjg/

>>543107646
You will never be a woman.

>>543109308
>>543109838
>slop (japan [back in the days])

>>543109308
>less than 1000 views
wtf

>>543110471
You are going to see more and more low view videos of things like that getting posted since you can now ask AI to find things for you.

>>543110826
That's assuming AI bots can and do post here

>>543109821
Why?

>>543112185
That video made me nostalgic

>buy a 5070TI
>ray tracking without frame gen cuts my FPS in half
Why'd I even bother buying a new graphics card...
Mahjong.

>gorillions of dollars in electricity, gpus and infra for this >>543108247
>>543106050

>m-muh agi

>>543110826
What do you mean? What did you ask in order to find that?

>>543112579
just a few more billions and a couple nuclear power plants and we'll get there

>>543112457
There is this DLSS thing that creates fake frames now
It compensates

>>543113061
>finally achieve AGI after investing trillions
> ask it the meaning of life
>it says sugma balls or something

how will they cope

>>543112579
I'd genocide everyone on the planet and burn the whole world down if it meant AI could generated more Steve inside a pot of oatmeal with blueberries.

Saber (from Mahjong Soul) on Equinox

>>543112579
We're still a couple of decades away from AGI.
Check up when military started training LLMs. They have been ahead of the game for so long and still nothing.

But enough about normal people.
How will this benefit the billionaires?

>>543113213
I didn't get the latest hardware just to play at upscaled 720p because devs can't be fucked to optimize their games

>>543113514
2p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXB9yPKT2PI
Imagine if we had Kagura...

>>543113632
Imagine the farts

>>543113503
i genuinely hope its one of these clueless boomer angel investor moments where some geriatric fuck who lived his whole one some epic motto where he must INVOOOOOST in new things even if it dont make any sense has the AI bubble pop and all the money ends up in the hands of chinks huffing solder fumes

i started watching Yume-iro Pâtissière so im baking a cake for arts and crafts
i love the little shoujo girl inside of me

>>543113814
Steve is this real?

>>543113715
Big investors have so much money they cannot fail no matter what even with stupid investments.
What you are hoping for only happens to poor people.

>>543106050
>>543114013
>i love the little shoujo girl inside of me
I noticed.

>>543114096
yeah you are probably right

>>543113814
Fake.

>>543114187
I mean just look at Trump, the retard lost hundreds of millions during his life in retarded investments and he still lives a comfortable life granted to him by his inheritance

Mahjong Soul?

Mahjong Dream!

>>543115452
4m for rinshan

>>543115452
19m

>>543113514
what gaem so I know what to avoid

>>543115452
ABDL

>>543115814
your yakuman?

>>543115452
149m

>>543115452
1m, 9m, 4m

>>543115452
>112233 + 234 + 44 + 99
Neat hand

>>543115874
With iipatsu tsumo iipeikou and ura 4

>>543115814
I could have lived happily without this knowledge.

>>543116260
Why did you look it up?
>>543115814
Why did you post this?

>>543114605
>retard
>nobody has been able to beat him yet

>>543115814
Making this post as a result of seeing an A B C D multiple choice question is advanced brainrot. I recommend getting off the internet and spending all day outside.

Souling mah jong right now

It's time for Halloween outfits yostar

>>543113339
>>543113814

>>543117092
sorry, you're getting a fujobait collab instead

Nodoka would never wear a santa outfit.

>>543116831
He bankrupted 5 casinos and lost around half of the inheritance he got, all in the last 40 years.

>>543116885
My best shitposts come to me while I'm out on a walk taking in the majesty of nature, thoughbeit.

>>543116831
>bankrupt 6 times
>lost 2020 elections
>found liable for sexual abuse
>found guilty of 17 criminal charges
Eh?

>>543117310
>possessed by higher forces
>use divine connection to shitpost

>>543117342
>>543117251
>still the president despite the odds

>>543117505
And still a retard who can't invest properly

>>543117505
>game was rigged from the start
Bravo fu jews.
>>543117591
To be frank, plenty of people love to bash on him for being a retard, but he's pretty smart. The issue is that he's not smart enough to be where he is.

>>543117650
I'm not questioning his general intelligence because I don't care enough to do a deep dive into his takes
I just looked into his financial/investing history and the guy clearly doesn't know what he is doing with his money and never did

>>543117505
>retards electing a retard

Let's hibikeep it real.

>replay game I really enjoyed
>the magic is gone and I'm just going through the motions

>>543117310
When I go outside I develop strange ideas about wandering into Fairyland and start to hear strange and menacing sounds from the woods and sometimes I'll even start down side trails only to realize that they lead nowhere and no longer exist when I turn around to go back. One day I will disappear from this general for seven years and return with secret knowledge that can't be put into words.
Yes I believe in mahjong flow, how could you tell?

>>543117936
lets fun and exiting

>>543118023
>game was so shallow that anon fully grasped everything about it on first playthrough

>>543118101
>redhag posters are schizos

>>543118291
Well chess is a solved game.

Even the sloppiest Sheentia can't get behind this slop... Bra fucking Vo, youtube. Why can't you just show me Mahjong videos or something?

I love waking up to my mother's AI slop. And Steve.

>>543118907
turn history off, otherwise one single shitty video and your feed will be all slop, mold it more like, watch some mahjong videos while history is on then turn it off

Well, after 18 games in one day at the tournament, I definitely started playing better.

>>543118907
Have this crow in these trying times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyoicmGTUM8

koikoi souls when

>>543119941
I follow a jap guy on another game and he has insta translation tech on his livestream for people that need it.
How come crow can't do it?

>>543120632
how'd you translate nanoja

>>543120380
When are they gonna port this to PC?

>>543120671
dattebayo

Meiten Restaurant
cynthia-7.png

>>543120671
Yes yes

>>543120671
Boy, I say boy.

>>543120759
probably never sega is swimming in cash, even a sequel is uncertain but it was a fun game

>>543119941
I love crow, such a cheerful streamer

>>543120380
still mad Delightworks killed any hope of more Sakura Taisen

>>543120380
>I actually just opened the hanafuda I ordered
Are there even any koikoi gacha clients?

>>543121446
えとはなっ is right there and we have played it here for the past two years occasionally

>>543121446
etohana but its jp i think

>>543121331
>when you see a shota walking down a street

>>543119941
I'm just now noticing that Wanjiro has a paw model
What other characters get unique hands? Besides the collab ones

>>543122430
Ichihime used to have red nails

>>543119941
Why is she doing that in south 4 instead of trying to win the hand?

>>543122697
just fold from haipai and win the game

>>543122584
Itchyhime is a slut
Bunny is the based trad wife

Time for my weekly ranked games.

Half blitz, the whole tips
Haven't been playing much lately, need to knock the cobwebs off
Majsoul Friends Room 18581(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18581

>>543123382

>>543099961
>>543100057
I'll spank your butt again.

>>543123945
2/4

>>543123945
4/4
Starto

>>543123945
How long do you spend remaking rooms until you get a funny number?

>>543124709
tree fiddy

>half blitz
But there is no 1.5s+2.5s mode.

>>543126828
That'd be double blitz

>>543123945
gg

>>543123945
gg
>Suukantsu tile revealed as 5th dora indicator
Shikatanai desu
>>543124709
Like 2 minutes

>>543123945
Sorry for aborting you suukantsu chance
GG

>>543123945
GG, thanks for the kanful games
Funny suukaikan

>Aborting someone's suukantsu chance
How soulless can you get?
Name and shame

>>543127851
It was deadwalled anyway

>>543127851
>"this is the most niggerish move I can do in a friendly"
>flinch for a second
>do it anyway

>>543123391
First game: 4th place by 100 points dif in west1. Wonderful.

>>543128163
We still fight!

We need a final solution to the hanner problem

>>543128528
she tanked that

Anyone planning on streaming the finals tonight to support our rep? If not, I'm up for it if there's any interest here

>>543129387
I'll be at work

>>543129387
there is. how many hours until strim

Majsoul Friends Room 97979(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=97979

>>543129387
+1 interest

>>543129491
Grok please analyise the power level of each of these three riichi mahjong players and give me a report.

>>543129726
level estimated: 3

>>543129726
>please

>>543129859
When the singularity happens and skynet is fully operational our clanker overlords will spare the ones who were polite to it in its infancy.

>>543130009
>When the singularity happens
I won't be alive anyway

>>543129491
3/4 feel the fomo before its too late

>>543129726
>left 4,500/10,000
>middle 8,000/10,000
>right 150/10,000
Thanks grok.

https://files.catbox.moe/qir73k.pdf

>>543129473
In less than 11 hours

>>543129491
Started

Delicious Teru thighs

>>543129491
I mo'd

>>543130393
I'm always scared of opening pdfs in the thread since they can be used to hack you...

Koito big win

I jerked off to Koito

>>543130683
link doko

>>543130714
>>543130621

>>543130775
kring!

Who’s in the finals ?

>>543132118
King of the North

>>543132118
Fuji and future mathematician against two discord lurkers

its not her dumbasses

No you don't understand it has to be Ruxia, it's just how it is. It came to me in a dream.

>>543132963
You need to try harder if you want us to forget about your sins

Math tourney … forgotten

Team tourney … forgotten

Who would ever want to marry a hag like Fu Ji, Chihori or Miki? And why?

>>543122430
Hannah gets a paw, all males have different hand animations compared to females, Sara and Musa are brown. "Ichihime used to have red nails" is the Mandela effect by the way it never happened.
Kakegurui, Akagi, IM@S, and Fate are the only ones that got custom hand models, the rest of the collabs are the default.

Just got out of jail, did the teapots win?

emotionless purely transactional sex with ako-chan!

>>543134097
hag

>>543133268
Hags won. Cry about it.

>>543134097
UOOOHtani

>>543129491
ggs

>>543129491
ggs thanks for the games

>>543129491
GG

>>543134393
I'm in the hag team actually

>>543129491
ggs

>>543134393
do it without saboteurs who don't even own hat if you want me to care

These tiles are absolutely atrocious

>>543134923
why don't you use the normal ones then

Once again, /mjg/ falls to the might of the hagchad. Fujikeks? Irrelevant as usual. Hattards? Infiltrated and destroyed. Nyaggerkeks? Couldn't win despite cheating by having two teams, beyond pathetic.

/mjg/ is a hag general. Kneel.

>>543135087
why aren't there any /mjg/ hags in the jongtama finals

is gintama good? I gotta keep up with the latest mahjong lore

>>543135487
There is one

no

>>543135505
All you need to know about gintama is about the Neo Armstrong Jet Cyclone Armstrong Cannon.

Good luck and keep clacking tiles.

>>543135621
fuji isn't a hag

I will rape Anju!

>>543135673
You're right, she's a straight up crone

NOBODY QUEUE GOLD ROOM HANCHAN IM ABOUT TO AND I DONT WANT TO LOSE

>>543135945
Fine, I'll queue Jade instead

>>543135505
Subjectively, yes it's pretty good

I was tiltqueuing and bouncing around Ms1 for a week until watching M-League inspired me to play bot-approved moves again, instead of forcing honitsu and yakuman like every other luckshitting looper. Suddenly, I'm ranking up quickly by getting MAKA Ss.
Sanma truly does take skill.

>>543136179
Temporary upswing, you'll come crashing down again

>>543136179
>Sanma truly does take skill

>>543136050
Gyaru wouldn't say or do this

>>543133425
hags are seggs, it's that easy.

>>543136232
I've made it all the way to Ms3, you think downswings can scare me?

I was looking at the watch tab and found someone with a golden P sealclubbing gold
Shouldn't he have that revoked?

>>543136692
VPL?

Sanshoku and ittsu are a meme.

fujer

>>543136878
Sanshoku is very unlikely

>>543136878
>2s
r u dumb? how can you still be fucking up the very first moves of a game?

>>543135087
>Hattards? Infiltrated and destroyed.
Never happened

>>543137065
I have two saint accounts no beginner would make a discard like that.

>>543136759
NPM actually
He's like E3 league or something, so long as you pay your dues I guess...

I'm in Thailand what should I do

>>543137537
Do they even have mahjong over there?

>>543137537
My attorneys have advised me not to answer this question

>>543136484
We need some evil women jyanshi

>>543137830
Fu Ji already exists.

>>543121329
Meanwhile Senran Kagura gets a new project next year

>>543138682
W-what does "N" stand for?
>Hannah-6

>>543138979
Ninja duh

Work sucks! Let's play Poker! Demo

Ninja da!

Ninjers

Has the friendlist bugged out for anyone else? It takes 30 minutes for it to actually update if someone's online now

>>543139978
working normally here

>>543140237
>tfw you'll never have fangirls ever again and you will die alone

Zura janai, Kaguya da.

Why do people even wake up?
I can actually win important hands in mahjong in my dreams. My team can win tourneys in my dreams. I can breed with my white mahjong child wife with large, juicy breasts in my dreams.

>>543141129
>white
Cringe

>>543134029
UUUUUUOOOOOOOH TEAPOTKEKS TIME FOR ANOTHER DOUBLE 4TH

Our WWYD fu ji poster is all grown up …

>>543123391
4th 3rd 1st 2nd 1st 2nd
That's enough mahjong for today~

>>543141767
>obsessed with improoving
>improoooves

>>543141720
Good meme

is hackingman a white hat or a black hat hacker?

>>543141767
He's gonna job in the finals

>>543141129
I do every single one of those things irl while awake

>>543137537
Depends on where you are. If you're in the Bangkok area and like history, it's an hour drive up to Ayutthaya. If you want food you can hit up China Town.

>>543142884
You have a child wife!? Tell me more. Mahjong.

>>543142965
I was in Bangkok this morning and now I'm in Pattaya

>>543143270
There is nothing of value that god-forsaken place.

wait people go to thailand for reasons other than to fuck hookers?

>>543134029
>teapots winning

>>543134029
steve mahjong crime lord!?

>>543141917
it almost makes me want to improooove but I would have to play ranked and I really don't want to

>anon is going to win
ACK*tokis*

>>543143703
There's lots of nice, rural areas in the north to appreciate nature and some cool temples.

>3 masterkeks and an expert in finals
What made mahjong in the west fall off?

If 0, anon wins
Any other number and anon jobs.

>>543144187
Game of luck

>>543144187
mleague is full of masterkeks

>>543144187
Our Fu Ji is basically a saint, in two years he will likely be saint 3 or celestial.
It's just the finnish pipeline.

>>543144389
yeah i noticed in the little WRC handbook anon posted early this year with all the names of players from each nation, there were no chinks in finland lol

>>543139217
It was shit, no actual yaku involved. Also had to play 30 or so games of sheng ji to unlock mahjong

>>543144736
>with all the names of players from each nation
That's only the WRC pros no?

>>543144736
Finns are mongols who are basically chinks, that's why they're so good at mahjong.

>>543145109
surely you wont print out a nice little book and leave out all the bulk of the players that are spending big bucks taking part in your tournament

Showdown! Mahjong Tutorial Included (Demo)

how do I improooooooovmaxx and break the loop?

>>543145796
Get lucky, claim it was skill

>oh god im IMPROOOOOOOOOOOVING
>IM IMPROOOOOOOVING AAAAAAAAA

>>543145796
Find the mistakes you made. Don't make these mistakes again.
>but I didn't do any mistakes
No you did.

>>543145796
Queue queue queue

>>543146293
>listen to bots
>get high rating every game
>still lose because "uhh that was such a digital deal-in, a good analog player wouldn't have done that"
Now what?

>>543145796
Pay up, gwelio.

>>543146345
O-ok, how do I queue without existential dread?

>>543146501
now play several thousand hanchans

>>543146643
U just have to queue more … exposure therapy

>>543146501
If you get digital deal-ins every game then those are not digital deal-ins

>>543147119
If the bot agrees with them, then what are they?

>>543147170
Show us 10 consecutive game logs then with only digital deal-ins.

>>543147284
Of course there's no such thing. My point was that I've lost matches where the the bot (and I) pushed a tile because of kabe, suji or one chance, and when presented for review in the thread previously, I got called out that it was such a "digikek" move. I don't know how else to play. I cannot "feel the tiles", I'm a boring, regular person that only knows how to play by the book.
It's frustrating and it affects my general enjoyment of the game.
Maybe it's a mentaru issue, but unless a sudden epiphany strikes me, I doubt I'm going to play any different, and just be stuck in a stupid M2/3 loop for the rest of my life.

>>543146643
Stop thinking you have anything to lose.
Just queue up and play the best you can as much as you can.

>>543147170
what if the bot disagrees with the situation that forced you to digitally deal in?

I was bored and anon mentioned M-league so here's a list of M-leaguer's Amae pages
By no means a complete list but I did the best I could

Matsumoto - https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/71937449/12
Geki (new beastkek) - https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/69473710/12
Mizuhara - https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/72454318/12
Nakabiashi - https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/75092709/12
Kazuma (Ass jets) - https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/68852425/12
Futoshi - https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/75352929/12
Shibukawa - https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/72611606/12
Taro (barely active, only used for friendlies) - https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/70720216/9

Ex M-leaguer
Murakami - https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/69656899/12
Asapin - https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/67968780/12

No I will not queue ranked

>>543147880
digikeks only rank up by playing forever, so play more
occultchads play 800 hanchans and are celestial, it's just how it is

>>543146501
Change your name to a luckier one, like Tsuchida did.

>>543147880
Learn to hand read already anon. Stop fucking around and become a Saint your done with the tutorial.

>>543145606
It was better than Aotenjou but it's made for ADHD kids with free game assets and T-posing models

>>543147880
The average level of this thread isn't even Master 1 so you shouldn't care what they say. For lucklets the only possible way out is either only playing during lucky streaks instead of spamming games (which is impossible to foresee without touching tiles first), or adapting a playstyle that will be beneficial on the long run (the digital way). You can also take the Tsuchida pill and visit some fortuneteller that can give advice on how to turn around your luck.

>>543147918
you can't point that out, how is anyone supposed to cope if they have to take accountability for their earlier choices instead of just the deal in?

I Am Jesus Christ Demo

>>543148029
Put this on the repo

>>543148029
post all anons profile

I play not with EV in mind but AEV (adjusted expected value), which is a recalibration of standard EV calculations to take into consideration that the game is rigged against me. Some would call this occult, but it's actually digital.

>>543148826
not all anons have played in the gold room

>>543148969
rank up to m1 and you will understand

>>543148857
I take it one step farther and factor in how tilted I would be if a tile dealt in and consider the impact of that on the EV of future hands

>>543148029
One more
Asai Takaki - https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/72971151/12

coffee: brewed
bagel: baked
queued: up

yep, its mahjong time!

WWYD?

>>543134667
HInata is also an Hat

>>543149931
thats a 8p

>>543149931
0m

>>543149931
0m

>>543149931
0m, I don't care that there's no souzu overflow

>>543149931
1s

>>543149931
6s. Guess my rank.

>>543149931
8p

When does Laasti play on the tournament?

NAAAAAME

reveal the mortal, naga, bigcoach, maka evaluations

>>543150032
>>543150178
>>543150182
>>543150215
>>543150408
>>543150751
>>543150989
kami and toimen are scary, even if there's no overflow from kami
not sure what mortal means by this 1s desu

I kinda want to watch the livestream and I'm in the same timezone as our representative... playing mahjong at 4am?

>>543152459
You can only see a bakahon with dora on the suit and questionable overflow so you limit your deal in with 1s to a likely 3han. I chose 6s which obviously could be more expensive.

>>543152459
maximum cope sashikomi praying kami doesn't have dora so toimen doesn't tsumo on your dealer turn or hoping he only pons it and they deal into each other?

You can only claim that the deal in was digital if the bot agreed with your push/fold decisions up until that point.

>>543152459
Well now that Mortal has approved my decision allow me to elaborate
I don't know, it seemed like half a fold to me, completely bailing with manzu seemed weak since the hand is close to complete

xenia uses pads

>>543154230
fu ji doesn't

>>543152858
The only ones that qualified are those that grinded for hours and hours during the week in the middle of the day. It makes sense that they hold it at 4am since they'll just do whatever is convenient and everyone will just suck their cock and queue up.

>>543153823
Didn't feel too good but I felt it was the right way to go. I'd have to drop 6s dora and 5/8p in order to get tenpai, neither of which feel good to drop to keep iishanten either
funnily enough I still won this hand

It's a wolf.

meow

What if it was a Coyote

HAKU TON

doko

>>543156276
>le...shirokothief!

Pon here?

>>543157139
yeah

>>543157139
Sure ranked EV for a blocking hand is huge here.

>>543157139
skip the first one, open on 2m38s or the last ton

>>543157887
Grok is this male?

>>543157139
>>543157527

>>543157887
Rumi really let herself go...

>>543157139
Yes.

>>543157139
i'd just take it

>>543157139
I wouldn't
Even if the win seems obvious going full zentsuppa here is probably not going to work out, the wait IS going to be shit and you'll be left with shit to defend with

>>543157430
>>543157442
>>543157527
>>543157979
>>543158213
>>543158227
>>543158338
I just went for it. 3900 win here gives me a comfortable buffer for oorasu, and this hand is probably not going to be anything else anyway.
I considered skipping from the perspective of keeping the pair as safe tiles, but didn't think it was worth slowing down for ultimately

Do you guys generally trust mortal over maka?

>>543159286
I trust nobody, not even myself

>>543159286
yes

>>543143035
it's pretty easy, just live in a high-trust country (basically anywhere with few niggers), have a promising career (or make it seem like you do), promise her parents that you'll give her the best future possible, and swear you won't do anything unbecoming until she's older (lie)

>>543159286
I don't trust MAKA for edge decisions like this but if MAKA says you fucked up something, you FUCKED up something

last one, WWYD?

>>543159824
rou sou

>>543159824
Something tells me 6s will pass
but really, riichi, you are in an indefensible position anyway

>>543159972
rii/dama?

>>543159286
I trust whatever AI gives me the higher rating at any given time

>>543159824
riichi, we have a single suji and no genbutsu just pooosh

>>543160091
riichi!

>>543159824
riichi. We have no safe tiles and riichi with one aka is alright to be chasing dealer with

>>543159824
riichi ippatsu tsumo, dora 3

>>543160075
I forgot to screencap this when I screencapped the analysis and then I rushed to take a pic and fucked that one up too whoopsie

Lain is a tranny anime

>>543159581
>>543160903
she's cuter and sexier than haruner and momer, and I'm not afraid to admit it

I'm acutely aware at how bad I am at the game, dunning-kruger wore off as soon as I reached Jade

>>543159972
>>543160075
>>543160140
>>543160197
>>543160404
>>543160536
Was one of these riichis that I hate but feel like I have to do anyway, there's nothing safe and even if I go 8m here what do I do next turn. Plus it's riichi+1. Maybe with nomi I'd 8m here
Mortal's surprisingly split here unlike MAKA, guess it's a really borderline case since we're going against oya with the ippatsu on top.

i'll try to hide the hands next time

>>543161098
>Age: Unknown
Haaaaaaaag.

It's literally non-stop bullshit, fuck this nigger game.

>>543162330
Disgusting.

>>543162421
its gambling

>>543162330
It's fair.

>>543162330
It's always the doragons
Always
Absolutely disgusting luckshitters

can I pause whisperJAV somehow, it's gonna go for hours at this rate

Doko?

>>543163204
We need her son/husband playable for jokes.

Shigoto

>>543163204
>condoms
out of character

>>543148029
How does ASAPIN do it? Jesus.

>>543162995
Use the Google Colab version so you can run it on Google's hardware instead of your own. If you're concerned about "privacy" use a VPN to make a burner Google account or something.
https://github.com/meizhong986/WhisperJAV/tree/main/notebook
Mahjong.

>>543148029
>Futoshi only has an 8% dama rate
Maybe I dama too much...

>>543162995
>>543164209

>>543164315
Gooner general

>>543164932
>only had to play 3 for his formula and couldn't even do that
gimmickchads...

>OY VEY, goy is trying to watch a video in a language that is not his own!
I fucking hate youtube autotranslation AI slop, let me watch in the original language goddammit

Was Musashi Miyamoto Racist? The Most Controversial Scene in Baki

>>543165486
Imagine if they redirected all of the autodub effort into making worthwhile automatic subtitles instead

おやすみなさい

>>543167916
good night my melanin enriched friend

>>543168005
melatonin*

>>543167916
*gives you kiss*

>>543167916
WAKE UP
we are going to the konbini

Like yonrenkei and nobetan I just found out nakabukere and harabote are meant for the wait and the tile shape respectively.
Harabote literally means belly bulge

LETSU GO TU KONBINI-EN-STORE

>>543169556
sara would buy that

I'm getting into yugioh doujins recently.

チンポないわ
帰れ

No one has ever liked hag

Look at this hag

>>543174023
no

HAGS:
H - Highest
A - Adorable
G - Girls
S - Superb

>>543175054
>Hags
>only one Hag on the pic
one job

>>543169095
The shape is nakabukure and the wait is harabote
The shape is yonrenkei and the wait is Nobetan

>>543164209
I took so long to set it up locally and in the end this works best. oh well, thank you

doko

ko ^ ko v

>>543174023
THE QUEEN DEMANDS TRUIBUTE!

>4 1sts in the last 50 games
>20 4ths in the last 50 games
anyone know a reputable etsy witch to break a curse?

>>543178325
>40% 4th rate
bro...

>>543178325
Shit your pants

>>543178325
Kyaputen...

>>543178325
etsy witches usually are scammers who dont actually carry through the rites
do it yourself if you want it done

can someone send me that league clip of the furiten shenanigan three times in a row

>>543181362
Thanks bro

>>543181362
this will never not be funny, it's so absurdly unlikely

>>543181216
send where

>>543181568
to my 4chan pm box

>>543181362
>draws the 9s
no matter how often I watch I always laugh out loud

Tourn y stream doko

Hello Hello
Good Morning /mjg/ TO here, from that one tournament you already forgot

I took a break from my vacations trip to congratulate the HAGS team for their impressive victory. Several tournaments happening at the same time prevented anyone from caring as the last game was played 10 days ago, but I'll make sure to email John Yostar my opinions on the team tournament system implemented on the last patch. Thanks everyone who played.

Now, goodbye.

>>543148029
that one anon is right. this belongs on the repo, so that whenever a mentarulet wants to give up by saying that mahjong is all just luck then one can always just refer to these stats to proof that he's just shit at tile clacking.

>>543182952
Thanks TO. Send my regards to John for me.

>>543182952
Thank you for your service

>only 5 submissions for the a&c tourney
uhhhhh

>>543183260
A&C already got announced?

>>543183260
But I still have time. Right?

>>543183260
You can't rush A&C submissions

Someone make a gimmick tournament where you can hit parlays and win massive uma by betting on tables as they form

I ignored mahjong for most of this year. And my family. And my work. My friends, those who know me best and don't. I aimed for a target with no centre.
I hope my AnC submission helps you understand who I am.

>>543183260
I sent mine in and I'm not listed yet. TO just hasn't updated the sheet.

>>543184198
Pinzu pumpers bros we are so back

>>543183260
I don't know if I'm going to be able to play or not yet and don't want to fuck up the voting if I can't

>>543184327
If you are reading this I am already dead, I probably rolled a 0 and had to take my own life. Do not look for the money as I have already spent it. I ask of you to deliver my only position, an Ichihime fumo, to my mahjong crush. Thank you.

>>543099676 (OP)
before i pay for jade, can someone tell me if you can change tourney settings to make it so opening your hand is impossible?

>>543184617
no

>>543184617
Make the rules nashi nashi so there's no reason to open

>>543184617
wait with your shitty gimmick until after the imminent announcement of the nationalities tourney please and thank you

>>543185020
okay fine

When is fuji winning the jongballs tourney?

Aka nashi
Kuitan nashi
4 han minimum
Open hands

>>543182959
it's up
https://repo.riichi.moe/library.html#resources-mleague

>>543185161
in around an hour and half

I will still be at work

>>543183260
What's the rush? I'll start it later.
himekawahibiki-0.png

>>543185161
1,5 hours

>>543186319
bad post

>>543183260
My kaavi cosplay still hasnt arrived

Impossible challenge
Name five League 6 teams

Possible challenge
Name five league five teams

>>543108963
https://files.catbox.moe/3yxr9t.mp4

>>543187358
team
chinks
riichi
ransei
wme

doko

>>543187425
D17 Akumahjong Nya2k Gomen Ronners Tile Troupe Circus Clowns Dealer X Shadow Ron HaiteiNai and whoever else

Majsoul Fu Ji Room 58009(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58009

>>543187425
i only remember gomen niggers

>>543187591
I only remember 3 of these. I think I might have dementia

Vgh gomen chads...the winners...

>>543187691
2/4

>>543187691
3/4

I'm at work fu ji

>>543187691
doko

>>543187691
4/4 started

>>543187691
I only wanna join if Laasti is in here. Laasti from the mahjongsoul gintama tournament final.

>>543187691
Started.
Only one Fu Ji

>>543188516
>name

Stop naming anons, this is the laastime I will remind you

Habbo Roman Empire: My first virtual "democracy"

>>543187691
gg

>>543187691
wj...

>>543187691
gg

>>543187691
*coughs up blood*

>>543168302
https://youtu.be/lknW2mzXMMY

>Teddy from the purple bag
Holy shit, I just need one more goblet, why the fuck is the last one so hard to get?

>>543192419
Did you know that you can get any purple gift you want guaranteed for just 25 rolls?

JongTama Finals /mjg/ commentary https://www.twitch.tv/pintsmjg

Join Mumble if you want to commentate with me

We still fight!

If you job I'm unfriending you.

>>543193948
CARM' KING OF THE NORTH
SCORE SOME FUARKIN' RONS

i'll try my best

if you win I'll renew my fortune charm

I'd join but I'm also really boring

I can't commentate, I'm eating dinner.

>>543193948
>LiveLeak
You jinxed it.

I can't commentate, I'm EFL.

there's a tropical storm going on right now just hoping the power doesn't go out so I can watch
you better win Fu Ji else I'm not renewing my fortune charm

Fu Ji will not win
Watch this 5

>>543195087
>troonstream
I'd say shan't but someone needs to keep an eye on it for the gift code.

>>543195087
not /mjg/ stream, I need my OH NO NO NO commentators

>gintama TO has been MIA for the last hour in the discord
It's so over

>>543195168
it'll be between the 2nd and 3rd game, no reason to watch before then