Thread 543168693

>>543179558
Imagine slapping her belly like playing the bongos. That'd be pretty fun I think.

>>543179982
You heard him. Play it again.

>>543178656
the soul is arguably the only one that rapes noelle
but we can change that

>>543179343
>HAHAHA!! Kris, who's room is THIS!?
>* ... huh? Your brother?
>* HAHAHA!!! Man, you better hope I never meet him...!

>>543179982
no and >>543180026
you go hug EVERY monster, you ungrateful little dipshit.

terrible haunting image

>>543169874
Tribute accepted, even if it's AI.

G'night my lovelies, tomorrow ima finish fallout london. I sided with Angel, Smythe is hot.

>>543179056
>>543179558
I'm not usually into fat ladies but her head shape complements it.

>>543179558
perfect for baby production

>>543177717
I'd play this

>>543180363
i want this almost as much as i want krusie.
which is a lot.

>>543180414
Doesn't it increase the chance of complications if the mother is really fat?

>>543180026
No. I want them to stay happy

>>543180181
I DIDDDDD

>>543180590
generally i would say fat to a certain degree is good since the body can more readily draw from the ressources on the body to feed the child.
its like a safety buffer in nature.

i hate to take defense for fat-fags but they are completely right here.

>everybody obsesses over the vague tail of hell stuff
>completely overlook the batshit device_friend = w.d. gaster implications.

>>543180590
Yes, you should know from experience.

cute blooky

>>543180651
You know, I'm in the exact same boat as you/ I can't force myself to play it again. I only played it like two more times because I had to switch systems and memory didn't carried over. I visited their world, and once is good enough. But why is monster kid so far apart from the others?

>>543180590
Then why do fat women make me painfully erect

>>543180651
AND NOW: START DELTARUNE!
PROCEED THE DOE.

>>543180863
I have no idea whose side Gaster is on. He wants us to get the shadow mantle, so he is probably pro weird route right?

>>543178035
>the biggest common denominator that all things corrupted by his touch, have a sardonic smile and laugh in a off-putting matter.
you mean gaster?

>>543181012
Because you have a fatfuck fetish

>>543181089
I don't think he's on any side. I think he just wants to see what will happens and is interested in anything unexpected.

>Kris jumps into a vat of boiling oil
lol

>>543181012
Because you are a man of good [[TASTER'S CHOICE!!]]

is anyone trying to join the game? I lost my shit at the harvestman ralsei btw

>>543181089
what do you traditionally give to the devil when you make a deal?

>>543181089
Gaster's definitely rooting for us. But I think it's less about the weird route and more about "Wow the player is fucking crazy, let's see where they take this."

>>543181089
If we assume Deltarune Gaster held/holds a similar role to the UT one, he’s a scientist and they’re autistic about data.

>>543181125
>https://youtu.be/9D1ztZgQYdE?list=RD9D1ztZgQYdE
you might have a point there.

still, i feel its flowey.
more indications point towards our floral friend than gaster.
unless gaster is double-track drifting here - it would make no sense for him to root for us while actively sending death squads our way.

Dess gr**med Kris behind the tree

>>543172739
but I've been nagging fears

>>543181575
That's very nice of her. Kris's hair can be very messy.

>>543171102
fuck that nigga for reuploading our shit real toby niggas keep it here

>>543181575
>>543181651

>>543181575
GROPMED?

>>543180181
I advise reading the whole post

>>543181928
I need this

>>543182128
a haircut?

>>543181928
Very cute. What if Dess wanted to be a hairstylist this whole time, not a rock star?

>>543181928
I can't believe Dess would groom Kris! Humans can do that themselves!

I miss my vessel.

>>543181962
sorry we are here now and we must inherit the consequences.

I miss when I looked forward to more news and content.

I might have spent literally like 6ish hours writing a fic about a mini-zombie apocalypse hitting Hometown and from the perspective of a Noelle going through zombification.
At least I get to write it like how Shaun of the Dead ends (the military shoots or rounds up all the zombies in less than a day) after that part.
Poor Noelle.

Passionate, Loving, Tender sex with Toby.

>>543182168
Just for my hair to look like that
I mean it kinda does already so whatever

>>543182365
and my tummy hurts right now so we all have our problems

>>543169397
I'm halfway into the first show. That's a lot of R-bombs. I hope Toby writes an apology to the disabled community

I DON'T WANNA WAIT 8-10 MORE MONTHS

>>543182472
So...can you post it?

>>543182472
i wrote stupider shit and if you release it, someone really likes it.

>>543182540
8 months at LEAST and 14 months at the most.

>>543182365
You could always work on making news you want to see yourself, Anon. Then others could look forward to what you're up to.

utg im so high

you were right, that does scare me

>>543182797
i know

>>543182472
The idea of a barely sapient zombie Noelle makes my dingaling feel kinda weird ngl

Oh my...

>>543182764
>later
>"Anon, turn on the TV. It doesn't matter what channel..."

>>543182874
how do you know?

>>543182797
and i am SLIGHTLY drunk

>>543182540
are you pregnant

>>543178154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsBDQsxcyP0

>>543182824
I'm pleased I wasn't entirely sure if you were who I was thinking of


Thanks to whoever saved sharkdyne!

>>543182916
that is almost explicitly canon in the weird route

>>543182797
I miss getting high

>>543183364
Well, we don't know what she'll be like.That's just a probable outcome. Her personality could be completely twisted or she's basically a glorified vessel, as opposed to a degraded form of herself.

Susie has a dream where a fish with Kris's voice says "You know I've been working with the Knight right Susie"

>>543182797
jump

>>543181330
I gave spamton my soul years ago and he never followed up on the deal to give me everything he has. Pls help i am so horny.

Goodnight /utg/

>>543183739
Goodnight FAGGOT

I would draw toby but my sense of shame won't let be the first one to do it.

bros i got some pencils and a sketchbook because toby told me to imagine but i still can't manifest an apple....

>>543181557
>it would make no sense for him to root for us while actively sending death squads our way.
it makes complete sense when you consider what he actually wants from us >>543181330

kris made a deal, a deal that was fulfilled at the end of chapter 3. and now it's time for kris to fulfil his end of the bargain.

please someone post my so sorry so i dont have to extract it

Deltarune will end with Kris waking up in his bed to a monsterless world and everything was only a dream and theres only human versions of everyone and nothing was ever real at all
It was just a dream Kris had while sleeping to the sound of penumbra phantasm.
...credits roll.

>>543183969
The apple pic is a meme

>>543183593
spamton filed bankruptcy immediately after signing the contract, he has no legal obligation to give you anything.

>>543184008
that is not a legally defensible license agreement

>>543184180
the sperm bank repo'd his cum...damn and his dick too.....

>>543183932
If I do it first will you do it then?

>>543183775
:3

>>543184251
take him to court then fucker

>>543184362
I will court Toby Fox until he agrees to do whatever I want.

I am a pedophile. I like touching children.

>>543181928
Why did Dess do that? Long hair humans is awesome.

>>543182797
I'm always high

do you guys want to keep playing champ'd up or play something else?

>>543184453
I too would like to court Toby Fox

>>543184351
the sacred texts

cant play next round but after that i can, something new sounds fine if people are into it

>>543184507
I have to go to bed now but thank you for hosting

>>543184507
We can switch it up.

>>543182541
It's still not finished. I'm probably going to have to split this into two chapters.
>>543182591
I like it and that's all that matters. I actually intended to write a fic about Noelle being a vampire for halloween, but woke up this morning with my brain going 'Wouldn't it be fucked up if Noelle turned into a zombie'.
>>543182916
She's like 6'4, she would push you over and eat you alive.

Let's come up with some ideas for a dark world in noelle's basement. Based on the newsletter tree sprite it seems like it's very possible this could be a dark world in chapter 6 or 7

>>543184615
Without a double door?

>>543184607
link it when you post it I'd like to read it too, I'm always a sucker for zombie shit.
infect Asgore would be a Tank

>>543184615
I was about to say b-but there are no double doors! But what if there are double doors and it's the hidden bunker entrance

>>543184607
>She's like 6'4, she would push you over and eat you alive.
I just told you I'll jerk to it, Anon, you don't need to sell it to me.

>>543184615
>Candy canes in boxes
Candy cane Cliffs location with very rough mountain-like terrain
>Traintracks
This gives me an idea for a train conductor darkner

>>543184615
Snowdin but more russian

Taking voice requests. Send your favorite Earthbound and Homestuck comics and memes. What's an undertale? Deltarune? Toby Fox hasn't made those. You must be thinking about the Halloween Hack. Anon? Did you forget where you are? That's okay. Just send the voice request anonymous. It's going to be okay. After all.

This is the /HomeStuck/Hiveswap General/

>>543184717
the dreemurr house doesnt have double doors either retar

>>543184615
>Hanging snowflake decorations
Immediately made me think of these flower clouds from spongebob

>Toby Fox finally drops a chapter
>all the fanfiction is immediately exposed as subpar

>>543184743
Honestly it focuses entirely on Noelle. I think Asgore would be pretty okay during a small zombie apocalypse, considering he's usually alone, giant, and buff.
He also definitely owns a gun. There's no way a former Chief of Police doesn't own at least 1 firearm.
>>543184754
You scare me, mostly because someone might try to get me to write fanfics of characters getting eaten alive.

>>543185124
The way Toby described this as a very particular game, I am fully expecting him to alienate a lot of people with this. We might get a fandom schism.

>>543185273
NTA but I think we had an atomized schism when chapter 3 originally dropped because of the expectations not being met by some fans. More of an inverse of what >>543185124
Is saying.

>>543185247
What if people think that in order to to help the zombies regain their humanity (monstrosity?), they have to talk to their loved ones? Imagine if Susie came to zombie Noelle and made love to her, but zombie Noelle can't differentiate Susie and her memories Dess from each other, so she just keeps softly moaning the name of Dess over and over while Susie herself stifles her tears during the act? Also yeah, it's basically an American town. Guns should reasonably be pretty common.

>>543185273
I was already alienated when Catti didnt show up. God dammit, I'm still upset about that. I still can't wait for chapter 5 however

>>543185273
Some people are either too naive, or deaf, to hear the "fuck off, and" that precedes every encouragement to "create your own" from Toby.

>>543185517
>Imagine if Susie came to zombie Noelle and made love to her
stopped reading there.

>>543184615
this is a really good idea. a train. a beautiful autism enducing train. gift darkeners that are all different and their legs pop right out of the wrapper

>>543185461
I'm not sure Deltarune would have survived chapter 3 being released on its own

>>543185273
>>543185124
The broad fandon ideas of what Deltarune is and what it will be is already pretty appealing to me, so I would be pretty excited to see what can beat that.

>>543185531
favorite song from chapter 4

>>543185531
I'm still pissed nobody uploaded the SFX for when you boot into the sword route games

>>543185882
Toby making fun of those ideas in Deltarune will definitely be in.

what if there were 2 Gasters that were talking to (you) in the Goner Maker since there's 2 different type values(666 and 667) before the "2nd voice" cuts you off

>>543185531
WOO YEAH BABY WOOHOO YEAH YEAH TURN IT UP WOO YEAH

FUCK SANS
or
Fuck Sans ;)

VESSEL
POSTING

>>543186098
~fuck, Sans!

>>543186098
>>543186171
Fuck, Sans...

Fuck, sans?

HOW MUCH LONGER NOW....

>>543186069
T-Two husbands? Gaster x Player anons will rejoice

>>543186069
>>543186347
Finally, my dream of being tag teamed by Gaster will be fulfilled.

It's astonishing how dumb you have to be in order to not know how to play any of these fucking games.

I think jebrica is an actual rando lol

I don't believe for a second chapter 5 will come out in 2026. Why even make promises that you won't keep

>>543186456
i think so lmao and the other guy

>>543186496
Maybe it'll come out on December 31st. That'll technically count as coming out in the second half of the year.

gonna do robot rapping cuz we havent done it in a while ok?

I FINALLY WON QUIPLASH!

>>543186098
>>543186171
>>543186246
>>543186250
wow.

you guys are REALLY weird.

but... I can't say I'm not flattered, either.

>>543186496
Toby would never lie to us. I trust him because I'm a real fan

>Spamton
>Becomes infatuated with phone after speaking to Gaster/"Garbage Noise"
>Gaster
>Becomes infatuated with the player after being trapped in the void
>Player
>Becomes infatuated with Toby after playing Undertale
Only YOU can stop the cycle of abuse, anons

>>543186496
January 1st 2026
Trust the plan

>>543185630
Is it because it's Suselle or is it because of the necrophilia?

>>543186680
please let me take your boner

>>543186501
Actual fucking braindead retard rando hours.
Reminds me of that fucking
>I JOINED A THREAD WITH SOMETHING I DONT LIKE AND NOW IM MAD
image

>>543185828
It wouldn't. The cliffhanger would've killed us.

If anyone else wants to join Jackbox get in now.
https://youtu.be/z1EzkJ1hon4
https://twitch.tv/iglmvw
jackbox.tv room code jbhx

>>543184615
extremely true. the train track could be a big cool train ride to connect two distant regions. (prerelease stuff shows the train was originally meant to be a big sprawling puzzle thing so that complicates this)
i think the large chunks of gift boxes could be like two castles or cities, like the large standing closets in ch1 and ch2
the horrible stretchy ice-e inflatable thing will be a continuation or conclusion to all the ice-e cryptid stuff (not that one was needed)
the christmas lights on the left could be like stars in the sky through tall trees.

darkners: tinsel serpents, winglaive but snowflake
if the tree topper angel doll ended up down here again that could be something

also carol absolutely would have a secret wall panel that leads to the bunker (input special code in the fuse box or something)

>>543186456
>>543186501
>>543186776
You have to admit its funny when occasionally a rando or two pops up. I'd like to think they get freaked out and leave when we mention period blood art and gay seggs.

>>543186868
can we do the internet game again after this? that was fun. unless other people want something else

>>543185517
1. I already thought about the zombies being rounded up and kept around for testing/possible curing (kind of like shaun of the dead)
2. I'M NOT WRITING ZOMBIE SEX! Even if Noelle isn't rotting, that's still super weird.
wait are you implying Dess fucked Noelle. Goddamnit.

>>543186949
>IM
>FUCKING
>LEAVING
k bye homo

>>543186952
I second this.

>>543186949
the stream title is Deltarune-Themed Jackbox so I don't know why randoms don't make deltarune jokes.

>>543186952
>>543187104
sure!

>>543186986
>wait are you implying Dess fucked Noelle. Goddamnit.
Not necessarily, just that Noelle is attracted to Dess. Is it okay if I write that or would you be offended by it?

>>543187157
Write whatever you want dude, but why the hell zombie fucking?

>>543168921
Dice rot is... terminal...
*wheezes then dies*

>>543186706
but Toby already became infatuated with Spamton

>>543187195
Because I'm a pervert? I don't really know why. I seems interesting to me.

>>543186143
luv vesserl

>>543183775
>>543184290

>https://soundcloud.com/torsopher/gasters-waltz
>HOW I'VE LONGED TO MEET YOU. "ANON".
>I HOPE. YOU HAVE HAD THE SAME DESIRE TO MEET ME, AS WELL.
>WHEN I FIRST VANISHED FROM THIS WORLD
>I HAD LOST ALL HOPE.
>MY BODY, MY MIND, MY LIFE.
>ALL HAD DISAPPEARED WHEN I FELL INTO MY CREATION.
>YOU COULD SAY, I WAS DESOLATE.
>NO ONE REMEMBERED ME. NO ONE COULD.
>AND THEN YOU...
>WONDERFUL YOU.
>CAME.
(1/2)

>>543187151
>I don't know why randoms don't make deltarune jokes.
They probably have no idea what Deltarune even is lol.

>>543187445
>EVEN WHEN I WAS ERASED FROM THIS REALITY, I COULD FEEL YOU WATCHING ME.
>FROM THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE BLACK EXPANSE, THE VOID, I COULD SEE YOUR EYES PEERING THROUGH THE DARKNESS.
>STARING AT ME WITH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WONDER. AND ALL I COULD DO WAS THE SAME. STARE.
>YOU...WANTED TO SEE ME! OH, HOW WONDERFUL THE THOUGHT WAS BACK THEN. IN THE VAST DARKNESS.
>TO HAVE SUCH A UNIQUE AND INTERESTING THING, CARING ABOUT ME. SOMETHING THAT WANTED TO REMEMBER ME.
>AFTER THAT, I KNEW.
>WE WOULD HAVE TO MEET IN THE FUTURE.
>HERE WE ARE. "ANON"!
>I...HOPE THE WAIT WAS WORTH IT.
>I, MYSELF, AM THOROUGHLY EXCITED TO MEET FACE TO FACE WITH A WONDERFUL BEING SUCH AS YOU.
(2/2)

>>543172479
Gaster and Friend are the only ones who have been established as "watchful" types AND have clear connections to Spamton. Both seem powerful enough to stop him from saying whatever Hyperlink Blocked is and whatever he was gonna say about the Knight, but if anyone is redacting stuff, I get the feeling that it's Gaster. The dude resets the universe when you try to steal his name, after all.

>>543187445
>>543187631
Good shit. I've always had a deep fondness for the mystery man. I mean fuck I finally had a dream about a UT/DR character and it was of him of all people.

>>543187841
>>543187631
insanely good gasters

>>543186923
>if the tree topper angel doll ended up down here again that could be something
>Angel Doll blows the lid off Kris' secret Tom and Jerry subplot by saying it wants their SOUL inside it "again" in front of the whole gang.

>>543187841
Sounds like he was checking up on his favorite entity, making sure you were alright in your deep slumber

>>543184615
we already had the mayor's basement themed area.

>>543184615
I like the idea of a schizoboss/regular boss who’s an old hand craft by Noelle and Dess that Dess scribbled on for some reason, but character design is not my strong suit, and it feels too formulaic from chapters 1/2…

>>543188074
He scared the shit out of me at first, but after I took his offered hand we wandered around some quiet and pleasant dreamscapes until I woke up.
I couldn't ask for a better dream with him.

Grandpa is watching

>>543172479
you're not paying enough attention

Boob zone on whiteboard is making me go AWOOGA

>>543168693 (OP)
what's the deadline for the magma thing

>>543188482
there is no deadline

>>543174973
I'm bisexual with a preference for women Unless they are canine or crocodilian anthro then I prefer men

I don't wanna be in the audience anymore

>>543188482
if you mean the cyber city thing i didn't intend there to be any deadline. when it gets full and activity moves on from it i guess. if you want to add ever, just add

>>543188531
wonderful

>>543187256
diceitis fatal no cure

I want to put my hands around Grandpa Gasters hips
In a complete and absolutely homoerotic fashion

>>543188696
It's not even like one of those illnesses that you can treat with meds or therapy, all you can do is wait for it to fully consume you

>>543188864
I heart emoji succumbing

>>543188591
next game babe

>>543168921
I drew deer food
https://files.catbox.moe/sa97eh.png

>Addicted to weed and Xanax
>Master artist at Champ'd up
>Master rapper too
What the fuck Spamy?

>>543189219
he needs to save some talent for the rest of us

>>543189136
the image isn't loading :(

ok i can play now i want to try that one

>>543189219
stop it i can't tell if you're bullying me

Mutli-fave goonshesh starts now anonymous. wyd?

I got in

>>543188084
The NEO body was made in mspaint, why would that be in the holiday basement? The railroad track is the only thing that matches the scenery, anyway.

>>543189576
we should smoke weed together sometime
you seem cool

>>543189136
most based mettaton ship of all time

>>543189667
thank you anon *sucks you off a lil*

>>543189576
>>543189667
i second this i would hang out with you

>>543172035
okay WHEN is this picture from?

>>543189827
third

>>543189629
stimulating my Spamton

>>543170192
i will provide as much as i can

>>543189827
are we all not hanging out right now??!?

>>543189347
https://files.catbox.moe/jmpnud.png this link won't work either im sure lol
ive been trying over and over and it isnt working goddamn I have no idea what's going on. its on the whiteboard i guess I give up for rn.

>>543190135
y-yes but you know what i mean

>>543189136
>>543190216
catbox doesn't like c*nny being uploaded, maybe that's it?

mettaton...

>>543190304
Maybe, or its my service blocking catbox. idk. How could it possibly tell from this like shes grown up looking here imo and its a tiny neon lineart drawing not anything that looks real. imo and ive uploaded other characters looking uh. funner. I Am Being Silenced

>>543190216
it didn't so I saw it on the whiteboard, great piece :)

>>543190216
>>543190304
Catbox has been shitting the bed today, I had to upload a pic earlier on litterbox because it'd give an error on normal catbox

BERDLY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>>543190727
Ok I will just assume its not my fault then, its on the whiteboard and I have to make dinnerrrr. I kind of wanted to either finish mettatons face or draw him giving her head anyways so ill just try and re-upload later.
>>543190508
thank you :^)
>>543189752
Ngl i agree but I love rarepairs unfortunately for me

wtf it didnt send mine because i didnt hit enter c'mawn

Really funny answers that round :)

>>543191228
He just wants that cheeze pizza, what's wrong with that?

would you cop this fit

Which was sadder?
>Asriel knowing hes doomed to turn back into Flowey and forcing Frisk to abandon him
or
>Clover giving up his soul because every other alternative puts monsters at risk

>>543191372
New tinder match?

Ok, postponing all other projects to mod in shitposts into survive the internet. Won't be done tomorrow but next week will probably have a vastly enhanced experience.

>>543191456
I would but only if I get to visit every latam country so that any pippinsfriends have the chance to spot me

>>543191640
looking forward to it

>>543191595
yeah i had some unfunny thing but it was better than the auto generated cringe

>>543191554
Asriel's fate is sadder I think, seeing as he got fucked over by circumstances. Clover is sacrificing himself by choice

i did not fucking write that
(warning always hit submit or your hard work and sweat turns into shit)

>>543191554
Also Why the fuck didn't Ceroba extract some of Clovers soul essence? I doubt he'd object and its not like Kanako could get more fucked up. Hell Alphys canonically does the same fucking thing to her just with determination

as erm who would say? awkard

i still don't get the p diddy "vote or die" joke

>>543191456
I would gang rape and publicly execute the owner of this.

Man wouldn't it be fucked up if the Knight we fought isn't actually the Knight from the Prophecy and is actually preparing us for THE ACTUAL Knight.
The Silent Knight.
Kris.

>>543192298
South Park episode if I remember. It's also where the joke "Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich" comes from.

>>543192331
that seems like an overreaction

I did it

>>543192376
weird that the prophecy doesnt talk about the knight

its funny that fibbage is intended for people ho actually know each other

>>543193520
Well, now we get to know each other a bit more.

>>543193728
Gaaaay

>>543192376
Can't wait to finally dunk Krispy Kreemurr into the deep fryer.

>>543193176
NIPPLES!

>>543193728
yay :)

I spent almost 30 fucking minutes waiting for a god damn taco bell order said fave and another almost 30 waiting for a wawa order. God damn it im mad. Excuse the AI but theres no other image I have that can express my anger right now.

>>543193950
Hey, it could be worse. You could have ordered four times in a row and gotten frozen patties till the fourth one.

oh fuck off youre supposed to give us the truth asshole

you guys better get this one right there's no excuse

>papyrus you gotta help me, i think my leg is broken!
>OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SURE!
>yeah, the bone is sticking out.
>

>>543194245
who voted for picking up my niece seriously?

>>543194245
i must have missed the lore

>>543194396
I tried to think outside the box and imagine you had a life outside of /utg/ and streaming.

>>543194348
>SSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS

>>543194078
how the HELL did you get 3 frozen patties in a row? What kind of ghetto ass crackhole fast food place did you order from?

>>543189640
the mayor's basement has a backdoor into the bunker anon, it has the bunker sounds and the chapter 3 minigame shows us going from the queen basement areas to the bunker.

pics of the peacock???????

>>543192376
chapter 2 has an entire plot point about the queen (aka the mayor) creating a replacement knight that isn't the real knight.

>>543192376
Bold of you to assume the game kneeling and scraping for Kris and Susie will end. Toby Fox refuses to make Kris look bad to you theorists too scared to criticize.
Now I think on it, chapter 4 as a whole was nothing but a colossal waste of time. The Shelter Codes are impossible to pick up, that's wasted time both at the church and Noelle's house. While Toriel was never at the church, another waste of time. Literally nothing was accomplished. Definitely not on my end. Where is my Link but Blue when I need him.

Frisk = Male
Chara = Female
Kris = Male

"""""nonbinary""""" doesn't exist, kill yourself.

Should I goon again?

>>543195258
muderboy

>>543195281
No. Be strong.

>>543194829
Kris is going to fall.
And we're gonna be there to catch him Anon.
We WILL have our Asriel moment with Kris.

>>543195281
Try asking again.

>>543195258
>Frisk = Male
>Chara = Female
This makes Asriel hella racist.

>>543195258
Kris is nonbinary but I elect to think they have huge boobs inder that sweater.

>>543195258
Go tell Toby that, you moist bitch.

>Everyone guessed Spamy was missing teeth
lol

>>543195359
What Asriel moment.

>>543195386
How? He probably wants to fuck both of them.

>>543195482
what a life they live

>>543195482
I thought they were joking....
Wisdom teeth don't count

>>543195520
He thinks all humans look alike

People take that
>he’s actually really tough
comment from Undyne to seriously no he isn’t on Undynes level she just acknowledged he isn’t weak

>>543195258
Monsters can exist, so genderless characters can too. Fiction doesn't have to conform to reality.

>>543195482
the pizza one was phrased in a way that it was obviously a statement of truth and thus the lie

>>543195402
He makes a much better boy.

>>543195631
Coming from Undyne, it means a lot. Undyne might be dumb on a lot of thiungs, but she's probably pretty knowledgable in the realm of strength.

Old toby is so gross lol

Thank god he hides his face not to break the illusion that he is still hot

>>543195535
I can't help my fucked up genetics

>>543195702
I digress.

>>543195631
Yeah but why is Flowey threatened by Papyrus

>>543195639
That's a slippery slope. These nutcase think fiction is reality, think your trying to kill them for saying there are only two genders, and will loudly celebrate your death for standing up for normal.

>>543194775
You're just going to have to believe me that I have one because I'm honestly too lazy to plug my phone in right now to take a pic.

>>543195746
i wasn't bullying you i'm sorry

>>543195730
What does new toby look like

Andasriel get in now or I'm going to nerf your IQ again!

>>543195520
I am reminded of this

>>543195730
WHAT IF THAT'S HIS WIFE?! Can someone check if it's the same woman in the green hat toby reflection?

>>543195838
You mean the chick from Diablo?

>>543195783
sans

>>543195838
Are you guys playing Jackbox? Link and may I join?

>>543195954
https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
https://jackbox.tv/
Get. In.

>>543195954
https://youtu.be/z1EzkJ1hon4
https://twitch.tv/iglmvw

People point out Carol being in the right for being upset at Susie (and Noelle) for messing with Dess' stuff and blah blah, but honestly Carol has probably seen Susie's school grades and test scores and there is no goddamn way Susie has anything above a D in any of her subjects.
Hell, she doesn't even need to see those, she just needs to see Susie's writing at all.
Think if I walked into my house and my daughter was trying to kiss the special ed kid, I'd probably stop her as well. What the HELL are you doing.

>>543195887
Nah I'm pretty sure that's an old asian guy anon.

>>543195443
Toby and Temmie confirmed Chara is female.

Imagine being a male trying to make the moves on Tenna and he doesn't even conceive of homosexuality

>>543195838
I don't like Monster seeking Monster.

>>543196032
Kill this poison before it spreads. Suselle is disgusting.

>>543196104
no they didn’t.

>>543196104
I was talking specifically about going and telling Toby to kill himself.

Toby's wife is chinese.

You didn't hear it from me

>>543196173
No need to tell me twice.

>>543196032
Susie is book dumb, but she's not retarded. Still, it's very reasonable to assume that she thinks Susie is bad influence on her daughter partly due to her bad academic performance, especially since Noelle tries very hard at school. Touching the guitar alone probably would have pissed her off enough. That makes me think. If they weren't fooling around with the guitar, would Carol have been warmer towards Susie?

>>543196241
That would be a horribly mixed baby.

>>543196032
special ed is an exaggeration she’s a hooligan

Toby's husband is white American. His name starts with an A.

>>543196241
How DARE he thats it im not jacking it to deltarune anymore

I'm Toby's husband

But you didn't hear it from me

>>543196364
Doesn't matter. You don't indulge the homo for any reason. That's how you cull a generation.

>>543196105
Tenna is so rapable

t. gay man

I will show him the concept of being homo

>>543196127
ok fair enough, gonna play champ'd again after this, if everyone else is cool with that.

>>543196547
*nuzzles you*

>>543196513
So is jerking the gerkin to Undertale porn still on the table?
>>543196547
That's not how it works dumbass. Go read a book.

>>543195730
It's kind of fucked up that toby does signings in Japan while western fans get jack shit

>>543196105
I can't take art of pre-puppet spamton seriously cuz he looks too much like pearl from steven universe

>>543196629
im ok with that

>>543196032
>the special ed kid
She isn't special, shes a product of her upbringing.... probably, don't know Toby might retcon it in Chapter 5

>>543196676
Yeah Undertale is still based

Has anyone made a Tenna totem yet?

>>543196681
Do not insult him like that >:(

>>543196678
Look at this place. If you were Toby, would you want to talk to the western fans?

>>543196364
>>543196432
Hooligan I can see, but if she's writing like this at 16, I can only assume she either has a learning disorder that messes up her spelling (sad), she's skipped school a lot, or she's a little retarded.
>>543196735
>Susie isn't special
She's special. Maybe not in the special ed way, but still.

>>543196812
He IS a western fan

>>543196663
Its like seeing both my grandfather cuddling together. Makes me want to puke

My cousin knows Toby's wife. They aren't friends or anything but they are aware of each other(grew up in the same neighborhood)

Apparently she's a white passing latina. Somewhat plain looking but still considered pretty by most standards

>>543196676
That is how it works. You don't allow there to be any room for foreign weeds to grow in your child's mind. A parent is a gardener in a way. It only comes in if you let it.
Said my father.

>>543196678
>go to western con
>get gang raped by hoards of people who don't shower
>go to eastern con
>attendees who don't follow all the rules to a T they get kicked out and also the other fans might kill rulebreakers for making Toby uncomfortable
this is an american problem, sadly

>>543196663
I'm making a goner in my pants right now if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge
>>543196846
Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if she's visually imparied or has some kind of learning disorder, but Susie has shown to be relatively average to even having the occasional clever moment.
>>543196919
EXACTLY. He would know us best.

>>543196681
ive been saying this for months

>>543196681
this is why i ignore addison art in general.

>>543197078
literally just fascism, based westerner

>>543196681
No he does not apologize to the spoids right NOW

>>543197216
Hey who leaked Toriel's OnlyTowns? She worked very hard on them guys.

>>543197216
i actually have some videos like this saved

>>543196812
yes specifically to the ones drawing obese jevil and spamtenna porn
>>543197204
i always wanted to goon to fat scumbag new jersey pearl but male so spamton really hit me in the right spot

does anyone have the image of the two girls erping pretending to be fat sweaty dudes? thats us playing this game

>>543197216
I mean, I'll take this gift but were you gooning on another thread

What the hell is a spoid?

>>543197089
>I wouldn't be surprised if she's visually imparied or has some kind of learning disorder
The sequence with her and Gerson teaching her and how she says "You're the only one who teaching me made me actually feel LESS stupid" really brings back a lot of my childhood pain with undiagnosed ADHD.
Do think she might need glasses though. Would be funny if she's nearly blind without glasses but never really noticed or cared. Would make her seating position less funny though since I kind of went through the same thing...

>>543197471
mike kill this guy

>>543197298
And? I'm not a fascist for believing in standards. Why do you think I have so much to say about Deltarune and Toby Fox? Because he hates standards, he hates normal, because he spends too much time around people who are not normal.

>>543195502
The end of Undertale

>>543197471
part of the tuber family naturally produces cyanide in its spiny nose like sprouts

>>543168921
Business is booming in the /utg/ cyber world. Come add your own special something https://magma.com/d/wPG06S9fFA

Ralsei kissing his 3 weed-smoking boyfriends, and yes they all smoke weed.

>>543196789
No, only cool and cute figures

Ugh moids

>>543197301
If you just recolored her hair and eyes she could pass as early spamton lmao

>>543197532
>mimimi
go get it, fascist tiger

If Deltarune is so cool, then why don't all the main 3 characters have hair that covers there eyes, instead of just only 2?

>>543197532
You know man, why can't you just spend your time enjoying something instead of just wallowing in your misery here on a game you don't like anymore?

>>543197471
KYS or return to the shithole you came from

>>543197596
lame, no sovl, we get period drawings but no ugly cursed totem

>>543197538
I played the Neutral Route, and I talked about how I don't really care about Asriel. And why should I? He shows up at the end of your game for a sob story about a character you've never met who would probably wipe out every human she could find. Haven't played pacifist in years. It's optional anyway.

HOLY FUCK four people aske me out... im so popular

>>543197471
spamton femoid friend :)

>>543197790
Spamy, even though you have missing teeth u r hawy

>>543197753
I have seen ugly figures if that's what you're asking about, but none cursed

>>543197527
>>543197551
>>543197717
Well SORRY for not spending all of my time on this autistic general. SORRY, that I actually have a life outside of this place. SORRY Ithat I actually focus on talking on the game instead of learning stupid general culture.
>>543197798
Thank you. See, was that so hard? Fuck.

>>543197798
You spilled the beans
*picks up the beans one by one*

>>543171102
>he says while rexeeting the photo

>>543197772
>Crusader of Light
>Doesn't actually crusade for the light

>>543197691
How could I have known about what would have happened with the new chapters? It's not my fault the story changed and went full circle to spit on me for trying to enjoy it my way. Toby Fox did this and he did it out of spite.

>>543197894
i told no lie

>>543197798
it's not femoid it's spamton HUMANOID the spamton femoids are spoid FEMOIDS you are falling for KRAUT propaganda

>>543197790
i want you

>>543197894
This piece of shit >>543197798 is lying to you

>>543197790
You should kill yourself. You should seriously consider killing yourself, like right now.

>Mr. Ant Tenna
>isn't an ant

i would definitely date a spider girl, but only one of the ones that eat who they fuck because that way at least my body is useful yeehaw

>>543198078
im sorry that I rejected you...

Lmao did they seriously blur his hand to hide the ring? There's no way that part of the photo would randomly and coincidentally become blurry when everything else is so crisp

>>543197790
i tried playing monsters dating monsters once and got so nervous i ended up taking some of my cat's anti-anxiety meds

>>543198143
Friend...

>>543198230
I can't believe your cat is so lame that it has anxiety. What does it have to be anxious about? It's a cat. You probably made it anxious.

Waiting for the next full moon to see if anon draws Tenna

>>543198179
not to be too anti-schizoid, but what if he was just moving his hand and that's why it's blurry?
you know how that is a thing that can happen, right?

>>543198230
what the fuck are you talking about

>CLOT
AAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>543198179
No, he was shaking his fist at the speed of light to make his hand blurry on the photo so as to hide the ring himself.

>>543196683
ok it's happening it's happening get in before someone takes ralsei!

THIS
CHAMP'D UP
NEEDS
A
HERO!!!

>>543198337
>toby's hand uncontrollably jitters at high frequency
grim

>>543198316
Real judgemental of you anon.

>>543198427
Tp farming

>>543198427
Oh my god, Toby is taking methamphetamine for his days long gooning sessions...

>>543197954
Killing monsters is not evil.

me watching all of you play champed up from the audience

>>543198337
The arm is not at a position where his hand would be moving independently. He would have to be moving the entire arm and in that case the entire arm should be blurry

>>543198179
if you fucking lunatics exit parasocial mode you'll notice that several other parts of both of them are blurred, like the hair right here. It's just the result of using portrait mode on iPhone, which blurs the background and often blurs the edges of the subject as well.

>>543198747
Meds

>>543198427
ghost hand job
woot woot

>>543198335
Here

If Toby knew about his fanbase in dept, to the point of schizoposting his real life and rioting over having a wife, I'm sure he'd just tap out and never release chapter 7. Quit doing this you freaks

>>543198975
im happy hes found someone

>>543198851
you didn't even use premium earthworms do you even care about baiting me :( what are we :(

>>543198427
the focus of the image is just really narrow and the hand is moving out of the focal plane.
doesn't need jittering at high frequency, it could also just be that he was shaking hands with old jp man, which means he held the annoying dog in his left hand, and after the handshake the photographer wanted to take the photo and toby had to change the annoying dog from his left to his right hand, turn to the camera, raise his right hand, and also try to assume a non-chalant but age-appropriate pose.
the fact that old jp man is standing perfectly still and composed means the photographer is also jp.
also the Neat Festival shirt is slightly out of focus as well, it's really just normal optics, not a real conspiracy, unlike hussie summoning riotus and toby being hussie's true successor

>>543198335
Are you talking about someone in specific?

I think I'm finally starting to recognize which jackbox players the whiteboard artists are

>>543198965
wrow

>>543198747
This cannot in any conceivable way by interpreted by the lens as an edge. I would give it the benefit of the doubt if it was just the actual corner(where the ring would actually be) that was blurred but it carries over to the whole hand and part of the shirt. Clearly someone just went in with the blur tool

Oh my god WHO CARES. Tony could be married for a truck for how little shits I give. I just want him to finish the damn game.

>>543198731
you forget that toby is autistic and does t-rex hands when he's excited

Toby married Tony the Tiger

>Do every action to help Kris and Susie
>Kris fucking loathes me and keeps me in gay baby jail
what did I do wrong bros

>>543199453
You wouldn't want to be controlled by some eldtrich entity. Kris probably knows that the SOUL can pull something like the weird route at any time so they're naturally very wary of it.

>>543198975
Should have just released the whole thing instead of pulling an ff7 remake to "subvert expectations". The release schedule is definitely one of the things doing the most damage. It allows Toby to edge theorists only to give back nothing in return. And there definitely wouldn't have been a problem of me not possibly knowing the disaster that chapter 4 was until I had already played some of it, if there was a full release.
Lord, why can't he just be normal. He was capable of being normal before.

I like this Tenna fanart it's cute

tfw you join the jackbox but your internet is shit so you just fucking miss every single joke

>>543199457
super cute kris....

I do indeed love gene

>>543199374
He has to be holding something in order to trex

more fucking randos

>>543199614
me too. i love fall and tenna

>>543199716
how the fuck do you draw so fast?

>>543199731
no way that picture is genuine fuck off

>>543199562
Link would never have sided with a demon trying to destroy his country, and he's younger than Kris. There's no excuse.
>>543199453
It's Toby Fox's "love" for the classics that inspired him thrown out with all the angst and irony he could muster.

>>543199731
he did, he held the annoying dog in his left hand while shaking hands with wise grey almost-baldie, then the photographer sneak attack happened and toby quickly took the annoying dog in the other hand and stepped back while rotating slighty to shield his face in compliance with his persona

>>543198335
I mean I did some work on a Tenna drawing today, I'm always drawing Tenna

What if Toby is falseflagging as his schizos and posting fake photos of himself on purpose, to annoy people into not wanting to look up past information about him

Why can't I join the audience for this jackbox