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Anonymous No.543177223 >>543178347 >>543204162 >>543220857
/dlg/ - Deadlock General
Imouto Edition

>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/10-02-2025-update.84332/

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>543108484
Anonymous No.543177331 >>543177440 >>543177489 >>543177734
so what was the point of the rank distribution?
Anonymous No.543177383 >>543177464
seven/geist from inhouse here
srry for doing buns in that last match
Anonymous No.543177440
>>543177331
making your games worse
Anonymous No.543177448
Buff Mina
Anonymous No.543177457
BUFF KELVIN, BRING BACK HIS DISABLE
Anonymous No.543177464
>>543177383
Use your bombs on the creep waves next time, please
Anonymous No.543177489
>>543177331
make me feel better
Anonymous No.543177586
>The Kelvin is taking the jungle farm
Anonymous No.543177629
i've played like 14 games today
shits wack yo
Anonymous No.543177678 >>543178439
Is Gunamo viable? What about Gunadox, or GGeist?
Anonymous No.543177734 >>543180086
>>543177331
>Lane partner Kelvin
>I HAVE ULT READY!
>Okay, im low but we are close together and Im pretty sure we can at least trade in the dome
>Dive
>Does nothing
>Die
>Then he domes
HOW IS THIS AN ASCDENAT LOBBY
Anonymous No.543177940
>Pocket is a tranny
>ult gives people AIDS
what did icefrog mean by this?
Anonymous No.543178086 >>543178290 >>543178506 >>543179810 >>543180586
Fanart of Geist stepping on Mina's head with her high heel. Mina's into it though. Thoughts?
Anonymous No.543178138
I SWEAR
the chat restrict function only cares about reports from other players
I made it A POINT not to use ANY slurs at all, at WORST id call someone an "idiot" over voice chat, yet I run into a 4man squad on enemy team that I piss off and suddenly I'm chat restricted?
This is so bullshit. At the very least, pings should be enabled.
My team mates are unironically retards and unless I ping every walker/midboss/guardian possible play, they'll just run around doing nothing.
It feels so shit. Literally tied up in a straightjacket.
Yet players that spam the nword somehow never get punished.
I KNOW I didn't say anything bad, but CURIOUSLY the ONE game I fight against a 4man squad (with cringe names like "femslut" "femboy two" "cagesissy three" etc) I MYSTERIOUSLY get restricted? Zoo wee....
Anonymous No.543178290
>>543178086
gtfo yurifag
/u/ is down the drainhole, past the sewer rats to the left
Anonymous No.543178347 >>543178537
>>543177223 (OP)
how old does an account have to be to be invited to play deadlock? my dumbass posted in the old thread
Anonymous No.543178378 >>543178734 >>543178760
You guys want to set up another inhouse or not?
Anonymous No.543178408
I want nashalla x sapphire flame yuri and amber hand x doorman yaoi
Anonymous No.543178439
>>543177678
gun dynamo is one of the worst builds in the game, the other 2 are basically meta
Anonymous No.543178506
>>543178086
fan art of mina getting stomped on by a walker and exploding into a mist of blood
Anonymous No.543178512
I can't play anything but drifter, he's too fun bros. I get to play like a rabid animal and get rewarded with permanent damage.
Anonymous No.543178537
>>543178347
Even brand new accounts can be invited they just need to spend $5 on steam
Anonymous No.543178645
I can't muster the will to play this game anymore, it's just infernigger every single game. Every game is 4-5 broken op characters that is such a boring chore to play against.
Anonymous No.543178678
uncs uncs uncs
Anonymous No.543178734
>>543178378
that would be fun but maybe later I think everyone went to eat dinner or something and it died just now
Anonymous No.543178760 >>543178864
>>543178378
yes
Anonymous No.543178864
>>543178760
Alright. If you're the first to join please be patient and don't leave because it will shut the lobby if you do

SXNT3
Anonymous No.543178957 >>543179142 >>543180334 >>543190312 >>543204162 >>543220857 >>543220927 >>543221842
this mod looks so much better than the curly turd Valve made
Anonymous No.543179142
>>543178957
that'll be 5$ please.
Anonymous No.543179220 >>543179520 >>543179758
This just randomly appeared in my feed, hope it gives some turdworlder a virus.
Anonymous No.543179520 >>543179745
>>543179220
but they made this character brain dead piss easy to use why cheat?
Anonymous No.543179745
>>543179520
I don't really get it either since this isn't a game where cheating is going to give you that much of advantage but bad retards will always take the easy option rather than say, git gud.
Anonymous No.543179758 >>543180572 >>543184470 >>543227673
>>543179220
oddly enough ive seen like four aimbotters in ~400h, but lately ive gotten the feeling a lot more use the perfect parry script
had an infernus with his back to me parry at the last possible frame while he shot my walker or a mcginnis parrying even light melees consistently
Anonymous No.543179810
>>543178086
Lesbos are the ugliest things on earth, yurifags in bodybags
Anonymous No.543180038 >>543180515
they really need to show if someone kills you how many headshots they hit because I'm pretty sure I'm playing against a cheating Haze (no surprise) right now.
Anonymous No.543180086 >>543181740
>>543177734
Did you comm your intention to him at all? Even a "I'm going in"?
So many games are decided simply by who has better comms in lane phase
Anonymous No.543180227 >>543180493 >>543180929 >>543181564 >>543181602 >>543181907
Who is the MOST DISHONEST character in the roster?
I want to make people seethe and quit. Seems to be the only way I get wins
Anonymous No.543180334
>>543178957
this shit looks like code lyoko in the worst way possible
Anonymous No.543180360
Remade inhouse 2/10 right now

SXNT3
Anonymous No.543180493
>>543180227
mo and krill
Anonymous No.543180515
>>543180038
All you can do is review the game after the fact.
Anonymous No.543180572 >>543181153
>>543179758
Parrying without looking really isn't impressive. I time my parrying based off of the melee charging sound effect rather than looking at characters because I find it easier.
Anonymous No.543180586
>>543178086
Based
Anonymous No.543180727
>bait opponents parry
>try to heavy melee them as a punish
>they've dash jumped into another time zone
triple the recovery on a whiffed parry
>just shoot them
I'm playing a melee build, shooting them does nothing
Anonymous No.543180929 >>543181178 >>543182102
>>543180227
yamato
Anonymous No.543181153 >>543181449
>>543180572
the same guy also got called out by another dude on my team, so i wasnt the only one thinking hes scripting
its the last frame parry thats fishy to me, especially if you do it consistently and shoot before and after
Anonymous No.543181178 >>543181513 >>543181517
>>543180929
>All her abilities hit behind cover
>takes 0 skill to use
>insanely tanky for her burst potential
>best chase skill in the game
>OP ult
Yup, checks out.
Anonymous No.543181253 >>543181418 >>543181592 >>543181705
do you think they'll change seven's hat in his inevitable remodel?
Anonymous No.543181364
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!
Anonymous No.543181418
>>543181253
maybe some details but general shape no, it's too iconic to him now
Anonymous No.543181449
>>543181153
>even eternus players miss parties
>random dipshits in Ritualist 2 frame-perfect party light melee combos from Billy 24/7
Yup, completely legit.
Anonymous No.543181513
>>543181178
character has a mobility skill? Yeah I'm thinking it's cringe and dishonest
Anonymous No.543181517
>>543181178
>has 1 damage ability that makes you stand still for 3 seconds and isnt aoe at all wtf
>play her once and say that again
>instadies if cursed
Anonymous No.543181564
>>543180227
infernus 100%
in danger? press 2
engage? press 2
want to win a fight by doing nothing? press 4
want to do gorillion damage even though your accuracy is lower than 10%? press... oh wait, you dont even need to press it lmao
want to get a free damage boost that you can't miss? press 1
oh and if you spend a grand total of... 1600 souls, you can have 100% uptime on shooting
Marvelous!
Strongest character in the game by far. If you want to truly turn your brain off and win easy games, pick infernus
Anonymous No.543181592
>>543181253
if they change anything about seven other than just making the current model higher quality i might kill myself
Anonymous No.543181602
>>543180227
mina
Anonymous No.543181654 >>543182431
Anonymous No.543181705 >>543196946
>>543181253
His current look is iconic.
Anonymous No.543181740
>>543180086
HE comm'd his ult was ready. Even if he didnt comm at all a Kelvin at an ASCDENAT level should have some sort of knowledge to know when to use ult.
Doesn't even matter, he was a dogshit Kelvin that did zero support all game.
Anonymous No.543181786 >>543181937
qrd on gun mina
Anonymous No.543181907
>>543180227
Go Doorman, get cd reduction on your ult and hyper focus one person until they rage quit, if you can write shit talk as Doorman in character to be extra annoying.
Anonymous No.543181937 >>543182015
>>543181786
buy spirit items
Anonymous No.543182015 >>543182173
>>543181937
ricochet spirit overflow got it
Anonymous No.543182102
>>543180929
I like Yamato but yeah this
Anonymous No.543182173 >>543182251
>>543182015
you failed step 1
ricochet is clearly orange
Anonymous No.543182251
>>543182173
imagine the ricochet love bites THOUGH
Anonymous No.543182307 >>543182415
Make her four stamina
Anonymous No.543182393 >>543187626 >>543187767
yeah yeah im a rapist
Anonymous No.543182415
>>543182307
they should make geist's model get fatter the more green items she buys
Anonymous No.543182427 >>543182592 >>543182654 >>543182703 >>543182984 >>543183301 >>543183570 >>543184651 >>543185126
The Lash is:
Anonymous No.543182431 >>543182785
>>543181654
>playing M&K
>someone calls me "pig"
>get turned on
Anonymous No.543182465 >>543182653
>when the enemy is so dogshit but dynamo carries them by punishing your team's impatience
worst feeling
Anonymous No.543182592 >>543183481
>>543182427
Based
Fun
Honest
Balanced
Anonymous No.543182596
inhouse 3/12
SXNT3
SXNT3
SXNT3
Anonymous No.543182653 >>543182821
>>543182465
>have 40% spirit res
>stomp still deals 800 fucking damage
idk why but this doesnt seem right
Anonymous No.543182654
>>543182427
post op
Anonymous No.543182703
>>543182427
dishonest OP character
Anonymous No.543182785
>>543182431
t.
Anonymous No.543182821 >>543183545
>>543182653
I think tankbuster ignores magic resist
Anonymous No.543182984
>>543182427
Cancer
Anonymous No.543183301
>>543182427
Who?
Anonymous No.543183406 >>543183693 >>543183740 >>543183940 >>543184336
anyone watching the nightshift? absolute clapping at the moment
Anonymous No.543183481
>>543182592
okay calm down there Viper
Anonymous No.543183545
>>543182821
It does. That's why my beloved SPELLBREAKER ruins burst builds that use tankbuster.
Anonymous No.543183569
Give me the new bases and patrons NOW Yoshi
Anonymous No.543183570
>>543182427
YOWAI
Anonymous No.543183693 >>543183895
>>543183406
no, can you stream and cast it for me?
i'll watch it
Anonymous No.543183740 >>543183895
>>543183406
15/0/15 shiv lmao
Anonymous No.543183890 >>543184070
Can I join the inhouse if I’m really bad at the game and I have no mic?
Anonymous No.543183895 >>543184003 >>543184420
>>543183693
watch official stream
>>543183740
41 kills to 6 across the team is hilarious. worse than all of the pub game stomps ive been in
Anonymous No.543183940 >>543184031
>>543183406
Anonymous No.543184003 >>543184137 >>543184157
>>543183895
>watch official stream
no
they are homosexuals
and i do not condone that behaviour
Anonymous No.543184031
>>543183940
sugoi...
Anonymous No.543184070
>>543183890
Yes. Doesn't look like it's going to fill anytime soon though still only 2 fellas

SXNT3
Anonymous No.543184137 >>543184808
brutal

>>543184003
ddk is cool tho
Anonymous No.543184157 >>543184735
>>543184003
who is
Anonymous No.543184336 >>543184664
>>543183406
It was an amateur team vs Eido's
Anonymous No.543184420 >>543184685 >>543184818
>>543183895
41 to 6 is fucking insane, does dota have that type of imbalance in tourneys?
Anonymous No.543184470
>>543179758
only when i queue with my eurofriend do I see cheating
Anonymous No.543184651
>>543182427
Ruined
Anonymous No.543184664 >>543184917 >>543185018
>>543184336
i was going to say, i know this is an open tournament so the skill difference can be crazy and i dont know the NA scene at all so dont know which teams are actually good. Is eido good?
Anonymous No.543184685
>>543184420
Only really in the qualifiers for TI and the initial lower bracket games if a decent team somehow managed to find their way there
Anonymous No.543184735 >>543185103
>>543184157
you, the watcher
Anonymous No.543184808 >>543185284
>>543184137
ddk is a big pick up in terms of analyst, he's a good voice for cs and never had any super fake hype moments like that queer semmler or whoever he cocasted with
Anonymous No.543184818
>>543184420
there've been insane stomps in top level dota but it's super rare
nothing like 41-6 though, that's clownish
Anonymous No.543184917 >>543185192
>>543184664
Yeah all the players in his team are really good and have been playing scrims for a year, the other team are simply high ranked and this is their first tournament
Anonymous No.543185018
>>543184664
It's not just Eido, he also has others like Vegas and Lefaa who have been playing the game for over a year now and are Eternus 6 too.
Anonymous No.543185103
>>543184735
no u
Anonymous No.543185126
>>543182427
annoying
Anonymous No.543185189
First time I'm watching a DL tournament. Hope I can learn something about playing Geist
Anonymous No.543185192
>>543184917
that makes more sense. this is the first tournament theyve done with more than 3 teams (II think). do they usually do well in the NA night shifts? i never get to see them cos theyre too late for me usually
Anonymous No.543185284 >>543185435
>>543184808
we have white james but where is black ddk?
Anonymous No.543185435 >>543185527
>>543185284
hes a multi millionaire since he sold faceit to the saudis. he casts tier 2 CS sometimes aswell and i think he does apex legends occasionally
Anonymous No.543185527
>>543185435
hm, good for him i guess
Anonymous No.543185686 >>543185802 >>543185931 >>543187692
Where do I leave feedback? https://project8.dev/ dosn't open for me
Anonymous No.543185732
taking tower in 4 minutes is nuts lmao
Anonymous No.543185786
Why do I never see Drifters go Quicksilver Reload? They go Surge of Power, like bonus damage on 1, and has a small magazine so it can reload
Anonymous No.543185802
>>543185686
here
reddit
forums playdeadlock com
Anonymous No.543185893 >>543185949
This is open qualifiers btw these are even less of real teams than the other ones
Anonymous No.543185931 >>543186127
>>543185686
Where did you even get that link I'm not clicking that
Anonymous No.543185949
>>543185893
qualifiers are done this is group stage right?
Anonymous No.543186127
>>543185931
it was the old link, they changed it for some reason some time ago
Anonymous No.543186151 >>543186302 >>543187987
>play wraith
>play safe and farm near guardian for half the game
>If lose guardian still farm lane
>hit powerspike
>go around and rape everyone
>or push sidelanes with your superior speed
It's just that easy
Anonymous No.543186181 >>543186283 >>543186306
Seeing that victor get juggled and splattered mid air after reviving was so satisfying
Anonymous No.543186283
>>543186181
I like mecha assembling sound effect. **SHIING* *SHIIING* *SHIIING*
Anonymous No.543186302
>>543186151
>be drifter
>rape from the first second
Anonymous No.543186306 >>543187109
>>543186181
nasty work from the viscous
also they changed the midboss to a bunch of gummy worms for the sponsor which i think is neat
Anonymous No.543186339
I want casters that are autistic robots and have no desire to banter or make jokes
and absolutely, under no circumstances, EVER start shoutcasting and yelling
Anonymous No.543186428
more leaks please
Anonymous No.543186441
>game is such a stomp the commentators are just cracking jokes and talking about fast food
Anonymous No.543186504
>If you don't macro max and farm every neutral, you wont have as much stats, life or damage as the enemy team

Can we just more than halve neutrals and make them tougher? or some kind of control point to fight over. urn is goat, but neutrals are so boring
Anonymous No.543186604
i wish mina would leak on me
Anonymous No.543186665 >>543187109
look at this guy hes awesome
Anonymous No.543186806
jeeeez
Anonymous No.543186926
kawaii crew come back incoming
Anonymous No.543186945 >>543187759 >>543188169
>victor op
>victor bad
>victor op
>victor bad
>victor op
wonder what happens on the next patch? these clowns are never going to balance this character.
Anonymous No.543187109 >>543187281 >>543187418
>>543186665
>>543186306
I think it looks cool but at the same time fuck commodification of everything
Anonymous No.543187203 >>543187426 >>543187528 >>543188169 >>543188572
If you could ban characters who would you ban? I personally would never play against Infernus again
Anonymous No.543187223
kill all modders
Anonymous No.543187281 >>543187398
>>543187109
you need sponsors to run esports event and i want deadlock to succeed as an esport so i welcome it. theyve taken a chance on deadlock whilst esports is bleeding money and sponsors which is pretty cool of them imo
Anonymous No.543187376
haha I can't believe ZP is still around
Anonymous No.543187397
>team gets a few kills and call for mid
>decide to push final walker since I'm closer to it and it's nearly dead
>team scatters instead of doing mid but one guy commits to mid anyways
>team all dies and enemy gets rejuv but I get walker
>guy who did mid complains about me pushing instead of the retards who ditched him
Fun night tonight
Anonymous No.543187398
>>543187281
its also fitting bec its candy and its halloween soon, i think its cool
Anonymous No.543187418
>>543187109
don't worry. the game is gonna look like that times 10 about a year or two after release
Anonymous No.543187426
>>543187203
>ban to never see again
kelvin
>ban so my teammates can't play them and throw infernus
Anonymous No.543187431 >>543187557 >>543242707
>Play Seven
>Haze rages at me for farming
>Get 5k souls ahead of everyone
>Get 10k souls ahead of everyone
>Get 15k souls ahead of everyone
>Press 4
>Kill the entire enemy team
>Haze still raging at me for farming
>Even while we're literally in the enemy patron pit
Was this just jealousy?
Anonymous No.543187452 >>543187586 >>543188169
>Stomp is so hard 3 of them buy magic carpet and goof around
ouch
Anonymous No.543187528
>>543187203
Hard decision between him and shiv
Anonymous No.543187545
Are there any images (or maybe even videos) of Paige using the urn? Some matches are very long if you catch my drift.
Anonymous No.543187557 >>543189348
>>543187431
>Press 4
>Kill the entire enemy team
I find this haaard to belieeeeeve!!!
Anonymous No.543187586 >>543188113
>>543187452
they're just a filler team to pad the brackets because there are no fucking teams.
Anonymous No.543187626 >>543187767
>>543182393
RAPIST
Anonymous No.543187692
>>543185686
leave your feedback here Ill make sure yoshi gets it.
Anonymous No.543187746
McGaynnis
Anonymous No.543187759 >>543188585
>>543186945
>NOO THIS NEWLY RELEASED CHARACTER MUST BE BALANCED STRAIGHT AWAY
Anonymous No.543187767 >>543188107
>>543182393
>>543187626
What does the number and letter mean?
Anonymous No.543187886
>get an eternus lobby with a hero I have 12 games with and only 3 wins
match making fix never fucking ever
making smurf accounts now
Anonymous No.543187987
>>543186151
you have to be genuinely autistic to load up a game with the intention of doing nothing for 25 minutes
Anonymous No.543188024 >>543190072
Anonymous No.543188107
>>543187767
the number is 1-12 of both teams, 1 being the best player 12 being the worst
the letter is your performance compared to every other player of that hero across all ranks
Anonymous No.543188113
>>543187586
They were just the last survivors of the losers bracket
Anonymous No.543188169 >>543189053 >>543189247
>enter match
>it is a complete one sided stomp
>game ends and the other team is several tiers above ours
>check statslock
>most enemy player are supposedly above my rank
>moist teammate are bellow my rank
why does this happen so often? is it just people stacking?

>>543187203
basically most gun carries.
they are usually the ones that become nigh unkillable at the end of the match.
In all honest i kind of hate that in dead lock. I have 100 hours and so far I have yet to see a match where a comeback was possible. You get a soul lead and you can basically kickback, relax and just roam around fucking the other team because they will never coordinate enough to make it possible. It will just snowballs from there onwards. it is not uncommon to have a huge soul discrepancy during matches, even in competitive ones from what I can tell.
case and point >>543187452

I also don't think this will ever be fixed.
>>543186945
there are way too many variables to balance so i guess this is expected but at the same time we will forever have broken character on all directions.
Anonymous No.543188572
>>543187203
Mina or McGinnis
Anonymous No.543188585
>>543187759
Tanks in this game have repeatedly been fucking unbalanced in this games history and Yoshi needs to make characters that aren't godly tanks or squishy retards.
Anonymous No.543188726
What is (your) subjective tierlist?
Not objective power or anything
Just your personal opinion of who you like vs who you hate to play against in lane. No need to justify but reasoning is welcome
Anonymous No.543189053 >>543190072
>>543188169
i think the problem is once a team gets a significant soul advantage there really just aren't any objectives that can help the losing team or that can even work as a distraction for the winning team. the only thing is the urn and in the year the game's been out it has literally only work to either get an early lead or as a literal win harder objective, even with the map advantage it's just too hard capture and if the enemy decides to engage you while you're delivering urn you WILL just lose not only the fight but the game, same as with the mid boss.
The only way I can see of fixing this would be with side objectives that don't give buffs or souls to the heroes but that still negatively impact the enemy team. I've seen someone suggest here that there should be an objective that disables lanes for a team until they capture it again or something like that, and honestly that sounds like a good idea. But outside of that I'm really not even sure what else you could add that wouldn't just be a stomp harder mechanic.
Anonymous No.543189152 >>543189267 >>543189274 >>543189275 >>543222972
Dyanamo ults, you don't get to play. Kevlin ults, you don't get to play. Doornigger ults, you don't get to play.
Anonymous No.543189247 >>543189484 >>543189764
>>543188169
i see comebacks happen somewhat frequently.
people just don't know how to play from behind and they keep doing the thing that was making them lose to begin with, you aren't going to learn that with only 100 hours played.
Anonymous No.543189267
>>543189152
>Kelvin ults
I simply place my door and leave the dome as god intended.
Anonymous No.543189274
>>543189152
As a Billy main, don't worry boss. They'll all be on me (alone (every fight))
Except Kelvin. He knows what's gonna happen if he puts me in the ring
Anonymous No.543189275
>>543189152
>kills kelvin in his own dome
Anonymous No.543189348
>>543187557
Okay, I only killed two of them and brought the other four to 5% health. You caught me.
Anonymous No.543189484 >>543189764
>>543189247
knowing what to do doesn't matter in a game like this. unless you reach a rank where people DO know how to play in these situations (meaning literally the top 10% of the playerbase) you'll still lose because you just can't compete without a team by your side. Same shit happens in dota and in every other small team based game. More stats won't work when you're getting hit by every debuff in the book and your team isn't there to help you.
Anonymous No.543189764 >>543192319
>>543189247
>>543189484
For 80% of elos, you can come back by just waiting for the enemy to get bored and fuck up mid. Either they don't take mid when they have the advantage, then your team respawns, kills them with their own team advantage, gets mid. Or they randomly do mid with no advantage and you just go in and catch them

Same shit applies to all mobas. Even in the highest level of play, the enemy team is their own worst enemy. If you wait long enough, they'll throw
Anonymous No.543190072
>>543188024
I was watching it and at eleven minute mark the other team had a 25k soul lead (75k x 50k) and even the commentators said the only way to turn it around was to hit the Dyanmo ult on their whole team 3 times in a row. they were jesting but it is probably not that far from the truth.
>>543189053
you could also massively increase the rewarding for killing a player on a killstreak or that has a massive soul difference.
Anonymous No.543190283 >>543190552 >>543191704
>Paige player
>Feeds and buys dogshit items
>Constantly going AFK/following people shooting them if they don't mindlessly feed with them
>Adds me on steam (so they're muted in game, not a surprise)
Why are full support players always so mentally ill. I've had Ivy players who are muted try to add me to flame after they inevitably feed sticking around to long after a push as well
Anonymous No.543190312
>>543178957
>there are retards who unironically want this garbage

LMAO the alpha playtesters are fucked
Anonymous No.543190405 >>543191180
Anonymous No.543190552 >>543190731 >>543190851 >>543191704
>>543190283
Paige players are the most bot like morons ever. Had one yesterday on my team. They paused after 60 seconds in lane to seethe at this lane partner because the enemy denied their whole wave. Called him a dog and said "gg" and when they died less than 30 seconds later went yellow so Lash had to walk from yellow to blue to switch with the baby

Carried the dumbass to victory too
Anonymous No.543190653
nuYamato is kino because instead of the BIG forehead we got a WIDE hat instead
Anonymous No.543190731 >>543190948
>>543190552
>Paige has the worst last-hitting weapon in the game
>Their lane partner refuses to last hit / deny
>Paige is forced to go melee to secure some farm
>The enemies kill Paige in melee
>Anon thinks this is the fault of Paige
Anonymous No.543190807
Added player perk roles


Gank Man
>adds a detection ping that reveals enemies on the minimap for 10 seconds, 3 minute cd?

Support girl
>Gives a 2hp regen aura

Autistic
>gives 15% bonus damage to neutrals, but disables chat/voice chat. Cannot be used in parties.

Rapist
>Kills against players that are lower rank and lower souls than you give 20% more souls
Anonymous No.543190851
>>543190552
in this case the paige might not have been in the wrong
her gun is literally incapable of denying, so it's off to meleeing and dying like a retard or getting no souls because your teammate is a retard
Anonymous No.543190948
>>543190731
Pausing 60 seconds in just to insult your teammates is cunt behaviour regardless of the circumstances you fucking loser. Same with forcing someone to swap with you because you're a bitch and can't handle a rough lane.
Anonymous No.543191053 >>543191224 >>543196019
>Yamato is pretty too

MINA SAVED DEADLOCK
APOLOGIZE TO HER RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.543191125 >>543191253 >>543191305 >>543191945
>37 minute game
>9k damage lash
how? literally how.
Anonymous No.543191180
>>543190405
ARE THOSE SHIT FLECKS?
Anonymous No.543191224 >>543202204
>>543191053
I really do wonder how much Mina's reception completely altered Valve's design sensibilities for the female heroes
Anonymous No.543191253 >>543191367
>>543191125
hey, i had this guy on my team once too.
he did no damage as infernus.
Anonymous No.543191305
>>543191125
35 min game in Phantom
This game is COOKED
Anonymous No.543191367 >>543194014
>>543191253
best part is he was "captaining" our team
Anonymous No.543191704
>>543190552
>>543190283
He just commented this on my profile holy shit. I wasn't griefing or anything either, literally me and a Seven 2v6ing the enemy team while him and 3 other idiots got carried to a win
>wish i could line every freak like you up and gun you all down , disgusting little creature grinding deadlock 8 hrs a day just to grief games for fun
Anonymous No.543191783
>enemy team down 40k souls
>but has our patron exposed
>kill one of our guys and think "lets go mid"
>we wipe them take the reju, now up 20k souls
>rush base and end it
Why did they make that play?
Anonymous No.543191945
>>543191125
>brandon sanderslop fan
that character is a literal virgin cuck too, why out of all the characters in those books do you choose the faggotiest of them all
Anonymous No.543192319 >>543192641
>>543189764
you're assuming your own team will be smart enough to capitalize on the waiting game and not throw themselves at the enemy like lemmings off a cliff. Waiting around the spawn unable to move is a LOT more suffocating than waiting for an opening while having the whole map at your leasure. Even assuming both teams have the same skill level, which one do you think will fuck up first?
Anonymous No.543192641
>>543192319
I'm not assuming that. I know my team will probably be retarded too if it got to that point. But you can at least repeatedly tell people to group up whereas the enemy probably doesn't have anyone hedging their bets against ADHD in the smae way
Push 2 waves > group > wait > win

This isn't a new concept to this moba. It applies to all mobas and always will. There's no reason this game is an exception, especially given that midboss is probably the most volatile instant-win objective in all mobas
Anonymous No.543192938 >>543193186
>retard viper wastes ult and lethal venom so the haze ults and kills us both then survives on low hp
holy fuck man i cant stand it, people really just press all their buttons without thinking
Anonymous No.543193186 >>543194225
>>543192938
Give the matchid so I can make some bitchy green texts about you. I'm in a hating mood
Anonymous No.543193516
>stacking movespeed on Victor
retardkino build
Anonymous No.543193686 >>543193867 >>543193973 >>543194005 >>543194475
I sat down wrong and now my balls hurt
Character for this feel?
Anonymous No.543193867
>>543193686
shut the FUCK up
Anonymous No.543193973
>>543193686
Billy
Fuck the system of balls
Anonymous No.543194005
>>543193686
victor because he is always in pain
Anonymous No.543194014 >>543194463 >>543194809
>>543191367
I won a game recently while using my mic and at the end someone called me "team captain"

I think it was earnest. Should I not be making calls, just basic stuff like "let's run urn but only to bait" and "just shoot patron"
Anonymous No.543194225
>>543193186
I dont care it doesnt detract frm animals not using their brains at all, ever
Anonymous No.543194242 >>543194326 >>543194428 >>543194475
im just gonna fart out heals like a cuckold
best hero for this?
Anonymous No.543194326 >>543194460
>>543194242
mcginnis and kelvin
Anonymous No.543194428
>>543194242
Kelvin for just flat healing
Paige for general supportcuckery
Viscous for saving people from bad fights
Anonymous No.543194460 >>543194550
>>543194326
I did 3 games with her just healing, we won but I felt so useless and just fed
Anonymous No.543194463 >>543194683
>>543194014
I mean his calls were actually good, he just sucked so much ass it didnt matter. If he used his brain power on ulting the haze or doing literally any damage we probably would have won
Anonymous No.543194475
>>543194242
Grey talon, rush healing nova

>>543193686
>be me
>2008
>fuck yeah college break, playing counter strike 1.6
>get on dolby axon with the boys
>go downstairs and get a drink before it starts
>running back up, jump into chair
>immense scrotal pain
>wake up 30 minutes later on the floor
>everything is throbbing purple
Anonymous No.543194550
>>543194460
just build her gun or sentries.
Anonymous No.543194661 >>543195152
just played my first match what did i think of it?
Anonymous No.543194683
>>543194463
>used his brain power
>tfw playing bebop and calculate the distance of them rolling back to walker and travel speed of the grab
>fire it
>they dont even move
>I couldve just aimed at them but I chose to guess they had awareness of me walking up to them
Anonymous No.543194809
>>543194014
Use your mic but at the same time try to not flood comms cause it can distract your team and yourself
Anonymous No.543194962 >>543195208
played against a gun grit paradoxx and it looks fun
Anonymous No.543195152
>>543194661
>m on team
>lose
Anonymous No.543195208
>>543194962
welp, it was a pretty balanced match, all thing considered
Anonymous No.543195416 >>543195762
>watch top streamer A
>Haze
>top streamer B
>Infernus
>streamer C
>Wraith
>D
>Infernus
HOLY FUCK PLAY SOMETHING WITH SOUL ALREADY
Anonymous No.543195498
just play the game
Anonymous No.543195541
just gargle my spunk
Anonymous No.543195616
more like....pair of cocks
Anonymous No.543195715 >>543195785
>like Paige's kit
>apparently this makes me 7 different kinds of faggot
This happens every time I get into a new game GOD DAMNIT
Anonymous No.543195734
Her outfit looks like shit what the fuck is this
why is it like 3 different costumes mashed together
Anonymous No.543195762 >>543195917 >>543196064 >>543196308
>>543195416
They wouldn't be a "top streamer" if they didn't abuse the most busted carries, now would they

You could be the best bebop in the world, you're not reaching eternus 6 just playing him though
Anonymous No.543195785
>>543195715
If you like the faggot character in every game, it says something about you. How have you not learned this many games in
Anonymous No.543195917
>>543195762
But they're all losing on these characters. In the past 8 m1 character games I've watched, the only one I saw win anything was Surefour and his ass got carried
Anonymous No.543196019
>>543191053
I kneel, hoping they can balance her without knee capping her wr for 90% of ranks.
Anonymous No.543196049 >>543196117
is there anyway to play the old hero labs characters at all currently?
Anonymous No.543196064
>>543195762
What about the other 10 niggers in their games that play fun characters
Anonymous No.543196075
what's funnier than the mini closet fights
Anonymous No.543196117
>>543196049
anon they're fucking dead
Anonymous No.543196308
>>543195762
but bebop is what they abuse
You never will see cool build experiments or anything though. Ranks are gay
Anonymous No.543196315 >>543196457 >>543196553 >>543196838 >>543196943 >>543197807 >>543197847 >>543198024 >>543198087 >>543198264 >>543198310 >>543198495 >>543198778 >>543198828 >>543198903 >>543199424 >>543243007
this one kinda looks fake
Anonymous No.543196457
>>543196315
everything in these leaks looks terrible so I wouldn't be surprised
Anonymous No.543196553
>>543196315
I want him to punish me uguu
Anonymous No.543196590
I feel like fleetfoot should be a component of juggernaut with the removal of shooting movespeed penalty
>but le active
yeah remove the active when you upgrade
Anonymous No.543196759
God damn paige is busted.
Anonymous No.543196838
>>543196315
>priest collar also looks like a swat armour collar
kino...
Anonymous No.543196943
>>543196315
he should be able to mash M2 while he's holding M1 to shoot both guns at the same time
Anonymous No.543196946 >>543198082
>>543181705
Need some deadlock wallpapes
Anonymous No.543196987 >>543197397
I hate bebop gun
just make bomb not suck shit again
Anonymous No.543197120
>have report feature
>add new options to report features
>never ban anyone for anything except that one time where they turned like 12 people into frogs
just remove it honestly. you can even go on twitch right now and watch top rank players smurf for content, 0 repercussions.
Anonymous No.543197126 >>543197497
Is Oracle basically bronze?
Anonymous No.543197260 >>543197462 >>543197747
Matches do not get more retarded than this.
Constantly over and over our team would leave enemy base after 1 death. We could burn patron down in like 5 seconds but NOOOOOOO not with one death. We were ahead by 80k souls at one point.
There's nothing I can do.
Anonymous No.543197317 >>543198007
I kinda wish fleetfoot had an upgrade

Maybe you go faster while shooting people with a ramp up like intensifying mag? So it's good at chasing but you can also use it to run away by shooting while you back pedal
Anonymous No.543197397
>>543196987
bzzzzzzzz
Anonymous No.543197462
>>543197260
>losing an hour long match you had a lead on
I think I would uninstall for a week after that.
Anonymous No.543197497
>>543197126
Oracle is bronze, Phantom is Silver, Ascendant is Gold, and Eternus is Diamond
Anonymous No.543197541
>fail my gank as drifter
>steal their lane's sinners
>he gets really mad and calls me a faggot
lel
Anonymous No.543197582 >>543197663 >>543199556 >>543243168
Is this what a forced 50/50 looks like?
Anonymous No.543197663 >>543197747
>>543197582
>56 minute loss
my condiments
Anonymous No.543197747
>>543197663
it's this match >>543197260
Anonymous No.543197807
>>543196315
On one hand it looks way too like some modern special ops guy and feels fake.
On the other hand those stakes make me want to believe it's real.
Anonymous No.543197832
Why is Infernus allowed to jungle so fast? I've never seen an enemy Infernus that wasn't well ahead on souls.
Anonymous No.543197847 >>543197931 >>543198024 >>543198421 >>543198478 >>543198786 >>543199424 >>543202256 >>543223886
>>543196315
Anonymous No.543197931
>>543197847
oh shit
Anonymous No.543198007
>>543197317
frenzy is basically a t4 fleetfoot
Anonymous No.543198024 >>543198565 >>543198926 >>543199424 >>543202256 >>543215580
>>543196315
>>543197847
Anonymous No.543198082
>>543196946
Only thing I have the is wallpaper esque unless you mean for a phone.
Anonymous No.543198087
>>543196315
>Operator Priest

HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.543198264 >>543198359 >>543251198
>>543196315
So will he be THE Mina counter?
Anonymous No.543198310 >>543198381
>>543196315

This is real btw
This Venator's old model without polish which is why he looks so ass
Imagine the old models of the "new" heroes as well before the big reveal
Anonymous No.543198359
>>543198264
real mina counter requires anti movement/silence in kit
Anonymous No.543198381 >>543198459
>>543198310
It looks like his hair is unfinished or he's wearing some kind of headband.
Anonymous No.543198421
>>543197847
BROOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous No.543198459
>>543198381
that's his crossbow on his back
Anonymous No.543198478
>>543197847
>street BROOOL
inhouses are fucking saved
Anonymous No.543198495
>>543196315
You can't hide from god, hijo
Anonymous No.543198565
>>543198024
Will this retard just leak all the shit.
Anonymous No.543198778 >>543198828
>>543196315
>assault rifle
>sawed off
>crossbow

WHY DOES THIS HOLY NIGGA GET THREE FUCKING GUNS
Anonymous No.543198780
i am going to start throwing matches on purpose. i simply do not care anymore
Anonymous No.543198786
>>543197847
hoping for street brawl for end-of-year update, new heroes + base changes in 2026
Anonymous No.543198828
>>543196315
>>543198778
Aphelios? But made by a competent dev team?
Anonymous No.543198903 >>543199241
>>543196315
Sex with Venator
Anonymous No.543198926
>>543198024
>rogue lite
Holy based, I love getting random loot, if the queues are fast and games are quick that could be really fun, assuming the balance isn't completely fucked
Anonymous No.543199184
I would play a priest character, sounds kino

god bless you son. amen
Anonymous No.543199241
>>543198903
You forgot the attached pic.
Anonymous No.543199347
So the implication here is that Venator gets zero magical shit and runs purely on his guns and flashbang
Anonymous No.543199397
I'll stack as many bodies as it takes to win
Anonymous No.543199424 >>543199523 >>543199540 >>543199548 >>543199559 >>543199640 >>543199707 >>543199830 >>543199850 >>543199935 >>543200025 >>543200098 >>543206125 >>543218675 >>543229797
>>543196315
>>543197847
>>543198024
Anonymous No.543199513
>dividing a closed alpha pool of players with multiple game modes
this will go well
Anonymous No.543199523
>>543199424
>lock on
It's over
Anonymous No.543199540
>>543199424
>locks on
Huh?????
That doesnt sound right?
Anonymous No.543199548
>>543199424
>another fucking boring ass grenade
Anonymous No.543199556
>>543197582
>gay talon
Anonymous No.543199559
>>543199424
sounds like the kind of hero that is cock and ball torture to go against in lane but does nothing past minute 15
Anonymous No.543199573
hour match straight into this
fuck I might uninstall for a long time this game is ass right now
Anonymous No.543199640
>>543199424
>ANOTHER grenade
lmfao.
Anonymous No.543199707
>>543199424
LOCK ON?
Anonymous No.543199752
Let the Operator Priest keep his grenade you fucks. It fits.

It's everyone else that needs to lose their grenade and besides none of the six new heroes had a grenade.
Anonymous No.543199792
whats with all the leaks today, update soon??
Anonymous No.543199830 >>543200025
>>543199424
>doorman into bear trap
>close the door
>shotgun blast into the wall where the door used to be
imagine...
Anonymous No.543199850 >>543200025
>>543199424
sounds like complete AIDs if he's overtuned to fuck. kelvin has competition
Anonymous No.543199871
It better be a molotov full of holy water or something.
Anonymous No.543199905 >>543200129
Huge damage ability that locks on makes zero fucking sense unless we're talking about a Mcree style ult.

Where you lock on targets with your cursor then let out the crossbow after a few seconds.
Anonymous No.543199935 >>543200175
>>543199424
in the name of the lord
Anonymous No.543200025
>>543199424
>>543199850
>>543199830
>priest hero
>kit is literally satanic
Anonymous No.543200098 >>543200232 >>543200407 >>543200570 >>543200760 >>543204393
>>543199424
>Priest
>could've been DFO's Priest
>could've been someone who creates consecrated grounds and fucks people up
>could've been a Crusader that got lost in the wrong time period
>instead it's literally just another guy with a gun with generic gun abilities
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
Anonymous No.543200129
>>543199905
maybe it's a projectile with travel time that you can avoid by taking cover / eshifting?
Anonymous No.543200175 >>543200259 >>543200382 >>543200478
>>543199935
>in the name of the FATHER
>*shoots arrow*
>the SON
>*shoots arrow*
>and the HOLY SPIRIT
>*shoots last arrow*
valve pls i'm begging you
Anonymous No.543200180 >>543200538
Of all the characters, I think Priest's voice is gonna be the most important. He needs the most badass voice to work. Hearing him needs to make me feel like a child.
Anonymous No.543200232 >>543200408 >>543200632
>>543200098
Nah a priest that doesnt use any actual magical or divine abilities is kino
Anonymous No.543200259
>>543200175
Holy fucking KINO
Anonymous No.543200382 >>543200760
>>543200175
if his lines are good I might play him but the kit sounds kind of disappointing.
Anonymous No.543200407 >>543200760
>>543200098
I think magic cleric abilities is more contrived, this feels like a rugged vampire hunter priest
Anonymous No.543200408
>>543200232
yeah. he's obviously a van hellsing style church monster hunter
his kit being a weapons master thing is kino. the implementation sounds lame but we'll see
Anonymous No.543200478
>>543200175
Anonymous No.543200538 >>543200760
>>543200180
If only Wayne June wasn't dead
Anonymous No.543200570
>>543200098
I think it sounds good but I hope there will be some actual holy/angelic based character in the future
Anonymous No.543200582
Valve should just go all out and make Venator play like a Counter Strike character.
Let him swap out weapons.
Let him have different grenades too.
Anonymous No.543200632 >>543200705 >>543200864 >>543201010
>>543200232
It's overplayed more than actual Priests nowadays dude. It's literally all you see in Korean and Chinese fantasy shit nowadays
Even then, you can still have an actual fucking Crusader that just kills people for his god, not yet another gunmanguy
Anonymous No.543200705
>>543200632
Well I don't consume gookslop and xianshit
Anonymous No.543200760 >>543200989
>>543200382
Blunderbuss sounds sick to me. It was what attracted me to Holliday before they CHANGED IT.
>>543200098
>>543200407
You guys need to remember, this isn't a fucking fantasy game. "le generic wizard" and other uncreative bullshit isn't occult noir. A grizzled priest with a shotgun and bear trap is occult as fuck
>>543200538
Goddamn that would've been awesome. You actually made me sad because I could totally see Valve hiring him for something like this.
Anonymous No.543200787 >>543200928 >>543200992 >>543201093 >>543201105 >>543201170
>priest is anti tank

AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
MO AND KRILL SISSIES
VIKTOR KEKS
ABRAMS TARDS

ITS FUCKING OVER FOR US
Anonymous No.543200864 >>543201242
>>543200632
you say it like there's a lot of gunman guys
there's uhh... vindicta? and that's it really
we don't really have any hero that is just a dude with a load of weapons, it's actually something the game needs
Anonymous No.543200928
>>543200787
Total
Mole
Annihilation
Anonymous No.543200989 >>543201230
>>543200760
>this isn't a fucking fantasy game
Half the cast is magical demons and Dreamwalkers and literal Satan. All working for gods offering religious bullshit in exchange for mass murder
All we're getting is generic SAS guy 70 years before his time period. There's nothing occult about it.
Anonymous No.543200992
>>543200787
*Abrams CHADS
Anonymous No.543201010
>>543200632
you're in a bubble
gun priest is absolutely NOT an over represented archetype
Anonymous No.543201093
>>543200787
>viktor
Anonymous No.543201105
>>543200787
Abrams can handle him, no one stops John Deadlock from being meta.
Anonymous No.543201170
So how long until we actually get this guy? How long was the period between hero update leak and the event?
>>543200787
>antitank hero
I'm gonna main this guy if I can put those inhuman bastards in the ground. What makes him antitank though?
Anonymous No.543201175 >>543201559
>ok guys dont bother with shrines just get out
>they over extend and two die
>ok guys dont defend walker we can wait for our team to come back there's no point defending it
>they ignore me again and we get wiped defending walker
>enemy ends the game
literal subhumans, fuck this retard game
Anonymous No.543201230 >>543201429
>>543200989
are you stupid
what do you think occultism is? 80% of occultism stems from schizophrenic members of abrahamic religions
you can barely get more occultic than a priest
Anonymous No.543201242 >>543201406 >>543201590 >>543203106
>>543200864
Warden, Haze, Holliday are all generic gunmen that just happen to be chicks. Wraith to a vague degree as well
"Punisher but in Deadlock" is the most banal shit they could've done with one of the most interesting design concepts for a world all about black magic and people punishing it
Anonymous No.543201335
Sorry bro but the priest doesnt need diving miracles to MOG everyone else
Anonymous No.543201406 >>543201556 >>543208329
>>543201242
government spook that uses occult powers to murder people through their dreams = generic gunman
right
Anonymous No.543201429
>>543201230
That's the point. He isn't a Priest. He's a guy with a gun who has the title of Priest slapped on him. There is nothing about him that tells you he's a Priest besides the fact you're being told he's one.
He's about as much of a Priest as Billy is a Warlock
Anonymous No.543201474
Leaker just confirmed that the ult doesnt lock on.

Its the same shit he has in game. You still need to target it.
Anonymous No.543201556
>>543201406
Anonymous No.543201559
>>543201175
>tell team to get out
>they mull about and die thinking "hmmmm maybe I should stay just another second who knows"
Anonymous No.543201590 >>543202003
>>543201242
>warden
has no gun abilities at all and his gun isn't the focus of anything
>haze
the focus is way more on her invis and sleep, she's a gun hero but not a gunman
>holliday
that's fair but it's still a very different kind of gunman (i.e. cowboy revolver gunslinger female instead of gunman armed to the teeth)
Anonymous No.543201638 >>543201714 >>543201858
RELEASE

HIM

RIGHT

NOW
Anonymous No.543201714
>>543201638
Graves before he got kneecapped by aids.
Anonymous No.543201845 >>543201912
what's the console command to play priest?
Anonymous No.543201858 >>543201901 >>543202084 >>543202162 >>543202197
>>543201638
He looks better here. I hope they don't cut out his cigarette. It goes so hard
Anonymous No.543201901
>>543201858
Thats his newer look so the cigarette stays in
Anonymous No.543201912
>>543201845
Christ_is_King
Anonymous No.543201952 >>543202241
ARAM bros it's time.
So any predictions for the update (in terms of release date and the content)? Will it be another voting of 5 (plus one starting character) like the previous update? This could be the final major pre-release update if they get it right.
Anonymous No.543202003 >>543202269
>>543201590
>being willfully obtuse
>nooo the guy who walks at you with a gun and occult powers, the bitch who walks at you with a gun and shadow ("dream") powers, and the bitch who walks at you with a gun and sherrif tools aren't gunguys who walk at you with guns as their entire design motif with one tiny bit of flavour to prevent them from being turbo vanilla
>we actually need the vanilla that walks at you with a gun and crossbow instead :)
Anonymous No.543202023 >>543202246
I had a.... tough game... bros. Feeling defeated :(
Anonymous No.543202084 >>543202162
>>543201858
Why would they?
Even chinabots at league gave Graves his cigar back (and then western riot made him a fag)
Anonymous No.543202162 >>543202207
>>543201858
>>543202084
abrams already has a cigarette
Anonymous No.543202197
>>543201858
I wish Cigarettes weren't disgusting and terrible for you they're just so cool
Anonymous No.543202204
>>543191224
Didn't Wind Ranger Arcana already show what players are into?
Anonymous No.543202207
>>543202162
no one cares about that faggot
Anonymous No.543202241
>>543201952
According to leakers there likely won't be any large updates until maybe February of next year.
And when it comes it'll probably be just the updated map + the rumored 5 new characters
Anonymous No.543202246
>>543202023
>most deaths on the guy who can run away the easiest
Probably unwinnable but that's something to reflect on. Maybe buy more greens if you're getting exploded every 60 seconds
Anonymous No.543202256
>>543198024
>>543197847
how is this dude not getting banned from the secret playtest
Anonymous No.543202269 >>543202372 >>543203267
>>543202003
i'm not being willfully obtuse
"we actually need the vanilla that walks at you with a gun and crossbow instead" is with no hint of irony my argument and i really mean it
Anonymous No.543202371 >>543202667 >>543202738 >>543203103 >>543216718 >>543233316
I dont understand Yamato man.

If I do well with her, I'm mostly just a frontliner with long ass cooldowns who gets CCd to death every other fight. Some fights I can do pretty good, but almost always guaranteed died during it.
If I do shit with her, I'm completely fucking useless and do absolutely no damage whatsoever.
Anonymous No.543202372
>>543202269
based
>noooo why isn't he magical
posters simply don't get it
Anonymous No.543202609
>>543202471
what you can access now likely has nothing to do with the current internal version of him.
Anonymous No.543202618
>Spider woman

Wall/ceiling walk
web walls that disarm/slow
acid/venom
vore into minion spiders
Anonymous No.543202667
>>543202371
purr back
Anonymous No.543202738
>>543202371
If you're behind with Yamato you're useless dogshit, that's how she works.
If you're even/slightly even you can force a lot of really ignorant shit and get away with murder because of ult, but this is where the problem starts because you need to know exactly what you can get away with, make everything count and ways to get out or you're gonna feed out of your ass.
Anonymous No.543202842
>>543202471
Console commands just google it.
Anonymous No.543203084
>>543202471
selecthero hero_priest
Anonymous No.543203103
>>543202371
come feed in tomorrows inhouse learning her.
Anonymous No.543203106 >>543203183
>>543201242
>warden
>chick
what the
Anonymous No.543203183
>>543203106
it's time to change my sex
Anonymous No.543203267
>>543202269
You're free to have boring tastes but you could have had that with LITERALLY any other archetype, trope, whatever. Another OSIC, an a bounty hunter, a veteran of the ritual, whatever. Instead you want it to be probably the one chance we'll have at a priest and nothing about him is a priest.
Anonymous No.543203309
>guy starts talking trash while trolling
>still dominating us on abrams
>get suspicious and check profile mid game https://tracklock.gg/players/1120567129
>has literally 1 game on abrams total
>fucking smurfing his ass of with a trio every game
valve needs to start banning main accounts more aggressively for this, i bet my report is just placebo
Anonymous No.543203414 >>543203598 >>543203617 >>543205071
Anonymous No.543203598 >>543203808
>>543203414
also lost the game before that one because they were ALLERGIC to pushing mid lane.
Anonymous No.543203617
>>543203414
>pure green
https://deadlock.wiki/images/9/9a/Warden_select_04.mp3
Anonymous No.543203634 >>543203852
>doorman flicks to a wall and walks across the map getting a barrier and instantly closing it

I mean what the fuck is this shit? Slowing hex doesnt even work

I played a ton of doorman but hes such a nigger to play against it’s unreal
Anonymous No.543203808
>>543203598
I'll stop with the game for a while until they fix match making. i don't have any friends and I legit lost all matches I played today for exception of that one match with the smurf vyper on my team.

I am legit not having fun anymore. It is all frustration from begging to end. laning phase is the only semi enjoyable part of it. everything from there is always a nightmare.

Ill see you guys when the matchmaking is fixed
Anonymous No.543203852 >>543203897 >>543205237
>>543203634
No matter how much of a pain in the ass he is to play against, he still isn't carrying a game like some no thought M1 brainlet character like Haze
Anonymous No.543203897
>>543203852
NIGGER HE IS THE M1 BRAINLET CHARACTER
Anonymous No.543204018 >>543204060 >>543204359 >>543204363 >>543229797
What kind of accent should Priest have? I feel like if it's American he'll sound too much like Warden
Anonymous No.543204060 >>543204202 >>543204363
>>543204018
he's from the vatican
Anonymous No.543204162 >>543204230 >>543204409
>>543178957
>>543177223 (OP)
Yamato is ugly as fuck and no amount of dressing up will make her a waifu, sorry
Anonymous No.543204202 >>543204363
>>543204060
Do you honestly think all the preists in the vatican are italian?

I think he should be Irish
Anonymous No.543204230 >>543204386 >>543204827
>>543204162
nuYamato is wife tier now
Anonymous No.543204359
>>543204018
You know it and I know it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCDPsA9wrCc
Anonymous No.543204363 >>543204563
>>543204018
>>543204060
>>543204202
His name is Rourke
So hes 100% irish
Anonymous No.543204386 >>543204586 >>543204827 >>543205427 >>543220857
>>543204230
Imagine the femdom
Anonymous No.543204393
>>543200098
to be fair we dont know what the fuck he is or does and this just some random retard on twitter
Anonymous No.543204409
>>543204162
TRVKE
Anonymous No.543204563
>>543204363
irish priest is a bit obvious but it's still cool
Anonymous No.543204586
>>543204386
Built for sexually assaulting other women
Anonymous No.543204827 >>543205029
>>543204230
>>543204386
>dude the sharp-jawed flat bitch in a suit is totally wife!
Faggots in disguise
Anonymous No.543204942 >>543205059
3 wins 7 losses today. A few of those games my team only got one fucking walker, if even that. I swear two of them we got none. Everyone was just farming the entire time and not participating in team fights.
Anonymous No.543205029 >>543205189
>>543204827
>suit
that's like saying a bathrobe is a suit
Anonymous No.543205054
How you play Drifter? Im try to pick him but I never get it so I dont have an ounce of experience with his gameplan.
Anonymous No.543205059
>>543204942
Where do I unsubscribe from this blog?
Anonymous No.543205071
>>543203414
Hmmmm.... I'm against:
>Geist
>Seven
>Kevin
>Infernus
What do I build?
>Bullet resistance
Anonymous No.543205189
>>543205029
>too stupid to notice the collared shirt, tie and pinstripe pants
Blind, retarded nigger
Anonymous No.543205237
>>543203852
uhhh what? he is one of the best if not THE best m1 carry right now
Anonymous No.543205251 >>543205318
I appreciate this game actually making the Japanese character snarky, rude and egotistical like how they are IRL.
Anonymous No.543205318 >>543206323
>>543205251
And the korean is bratty and narcissistic
Anonymous No.543205427 >>543205642
>>543204386
This looks like absolute fucking trash.
Why is she wearing a traditional outfit OVER a boring suit and a weird ass elongated fedora.
Anonymous No.543205603
>Playing max cooldown doorman
>Locking 1 person away repeatedly
>They eventually type in chat "fuck you"
Feels good man
Anonymous No.543205606 >>543205850 >>543206038 >>543206039 >>543206291 >>543206706
Wait so what does this mean for the Vatican?
How could Catholicism still be a strong institution despite the existence of the occult?

Does that mean Moses really DID split the sea and Jesus actually did miracles?
Anonymous No.543205642
>>543205427
I like it!
Anonymous No.543205839 >>543205892 >>543205915 >>543206306 >>543206573 >>543206616 >>543206707 >>543208163 >>543208713 >>543209694 >>543210297 >>543236257 >>543237302 >>543239087 >>543239465 >>543243710 >>543245430
Post rosters and get judged
Anonymous No.543205850
>>543205606
Dude if monsters, ghouls and demons basically invaded the world en mass in the 1800s I think it’d make people more religious.
>Dear Lord, please keep these fucking freaks away from me. Amen.
Why would you doubt? You couldn’t be an atheist in this world because magic and Gods exist so why not pick the most powerful human religion?
Anonymous No.543205892 >>543208713
>>543205839
I only play Viscous.
Anonymous No.543205915 >>543208713
>>543205839
only drifter
Anonymous No.543206038
>>543205606
Implying religion exists as a bastion of cohesive reasoning or logic.
Anonymous No.543206039 >>543207113
>>543205606
catholic mysticism is real
bodily relics have real power
all the insane claims about saints actually happened
Anonymous No.543206125
>>543199424
extremely disappointing, why even develop a character like that
Anonymous No.543206156
3 of the worst games ever then end the night on this. 18/0/14 I can complain but this almost justifies those failures
Anonymous No.543206291
>>543205606
How exactly would the existence of the occult be a point AGAINST Catholicism?
You know the institution that LITERALLY DOES EXORCISMS
Anonymous No.543206306
>>543205839
this dude fucks other dudes
Anonymous No.543206323 >>543206362
>>543205318
korean?
Anonymous No.543206362 >>543206459
>>543206323
MIIIIIINA HA
Anonymous No.543206459 >>543206579 >>543206790
>>543206362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mina_Harker
?
Anonymous No.543206573 >>543208713
>>543205839
Anonymous No.543206579
>>543206459
notice how her name isn't harker, it's ha, which is a korean surname
you can race swap a reference
demoman is a black groundskeeper willie
Anonymous No.543206616 >>543252660
>>543205839
>Keeping everyone in same priority
What's the point?
Anonymous No.543206706
>>543205606
Catholicism is ground zero for occult shit
Anonymous No.543206707 >>543208713
>>543205839
You either never build damage or only build damage.
Anonymous No.543206726 >>543215383
>trios can play versus a full solo team
yah nah im done, fucking retarded valve letting a smurf stack destroy all solos
Anonymous No.543206790 >>543206896 >>543206920 >>543207023 >>543216191
>>543206459
>Ok let's make an upper class vampire girl that is thrown into that world because of her love life, what's gonna be her name
MINA HA
>Genius, amazing, now, how about this girl that's obsessed with books and reading
PAIGE
>Wow amazing, you guys are insanely creative and talented to come up with these unique names

>Now here's this wizard/skeleton/electric lich guy prisoner, what ab-
Anonymous No.543206896
>>543206790
sometimes less is more
nobody is going to forget the name abrams
Anonymous No.543206920 >>543207023 >>543207114
>>543206790
Let's name the tank character after the abrams tank!
Anonymous No.543207023 >>543207081 >>543207156 >>543207872 >>543208174
>>543206920
>>543206790
you guys are right, valve should start adding heroes with regular names like peter
Anonymous No.543207081
>>543207023
nortrom...
Anonymous No.543207113
>>543206039
It would be weird if the venator didn’t have some first-class relics that only the Vatican would have like a saint’s finger or some pope blood.

These things IRL are worth fortunes or even priceless because it’s believed they possess immense divine powers so in a world with real magic it would be cool to reflect that piece of irl lore. A saint’s finger would would be like a tier 20 item in deadlock terms.
Anonymous No.543207114
>>543206920
Abraham is the father of nations
Anonymous No.543207156
>>543207023
They already did, the unenlightened are simply not prepared to hear the true names of power
Anonymous No.543207228
can we get a mode where all abilities have like a 50% higher cooldown and your team can only super one at a time
Anonymous No.543207872
>>543207023
Peter the penis hero
Anonymous No.543207993 >>543208457
Here's your calico bro
Anonymous No.543208019 >>543208119
>viscoos tourist model fully scrapped
its fucking over, i quit
Anonymous No.543208119
>>543208019
anon you should have known as soon as they updated the portrait
Anonymous No.543208163 >>543208283 >>543208713
>>543205839
be gentle
Anonymous No.543208174 >>543208462 >>543216696
>>543207023
Billy is a regular name.
Victor is a regular name.
Kelvin is a regular name.
Paige is a regular name.

They just are double entendre.
Anonymous No.543208245 >>543208446 >>543208498
I see why everyone tries to play as the hyper carry and just farm all game now. No one wants to play as a fucking team and playing a character like Dynamo, Mo&Krill, or Paige sucks because you need your team to fucking follow up, and they never do.
Anonymous No.543208283
>>543208163
Victor is boring, how do people have fun with this guy?
Anonymous No.543208329 >>543208428
>>543201406
how much of that is incorporated in her actual gameplay again
Anonymous No.543208428 >>543208832
>>543208329
have you even played the game?
Anonymous No.543208446
>>543208245
The amount of games I have lost because my team is busy farming or brawling and not pushing objectives or playing as a team is incredible.
Anonymous No.543208457
>>543207993
Macomb, whatever happened there
Anonymous No.543208462 >>543208508 >>543208519 >>543208598 >>543208871
>>543208174
explain victor's
Anonymous No.543208498
>>543208245
If you want to win enough to rank up you need to be able to carry so hard and only some characters can do that. Playing characters who can’t 1v11 is just gonna frustrate you if you want to win especially in low ELO pubs.
Anonymous No.543208508
>>543208462
Victor Frankenstein
Anonymous No.543208519
>>543208462
victor frankenstein, the protagonist of the titular book "frankenstein" who creates a monster out of human corpses
Anonymous No.543208598
>>543208462
>illiterate anon gets owned
Anonymous No.543208713
>>543205839
Remove infernus and dont be gay

>>543205892
homo to fight, cool to have on team

>>543205915
extra homo

>>543206573
Actual cancer kys

>>543206707
based

>>543208163
based except yamato
Anonymous No.543208718 >>543208838 >>543208897 >>543208998 >>543209101 >>543209814 >>543219147 >>543219490 >>543220460
The new Yamato skin looks good, everyone crying about it

The McGinnis reskin was shit, most people praised it

I don't get this fanbase
Anonymous No.543208832
>>543208428
ah yes her screaming THIS ENDS NOW while violently throwing bullets everywhere, the peak of freddy krueger style assasinations. Come the fuck on now, her sleep isn't even an actual sleep, you can still move if you get hit by it. Change the "sleep" name in her dart and ask people if they think she's just a regular assassin or a dream assassin.
Anonymous No.543208838
>>543208718
I've not seen a single person praise mcginnis.
She looks like a baby boy.
Yamato lost her big massive thinking head which I dislike and her new body seems to bulky.
Anonymous No.543208871
>>543208462
Because when I play him I always win
Anonymous No.543208897 >>543209101
>>543208718
I just wish Miku Guinness didn't look so clean in her new skin. I liked the dirt from before.
Anonymous No.543208998
>>543208718
most people have said the old mcguiness )her portrait not her actual model) had way more charm going on for her
honestly the new look and superhero pose she strikes in the hero select doesn't really fit her actual character at all

imo the real unspoken tragedy is dynamo. body looks great but the chibification of his head still looks worse to me than the old lightbulb one he had
Anonymous No.543209018 >>543209105 >>543209170 >>543209329
How did Victor get the name Victor if he never knew his creator? Did he just leave a note on victors body that said "your name is Victor, bye lol"
Anonymous No.543209101 >>543209218 >>543230003
>>543208718
>>543208897

lash unironically looked better beforehand too, model was shit but his new model is way more generic and actually less like a retard that believes he's the shit which was a lot of the charm
Anonymous No.543209105
>>543209018
He wandered into a street brawl between a dozen people and came out on top because of his aura
An onlooker declared him the victor
Anonymous No.543209170
>>543209018
Frankenstein is still a real book. The picture of Dorian Grey exists for example. So maybe Victor goes by Victor because he read Frankenstein
Anonymous No.543209218 >>543210203
>>543209101
I mean I like the little sparkles around his face. The only thing I never liked about Lash is his reload animation. Like wtf is that?
Anonymous No.543209243 >>543211576
The black woman of Valve unoriginality.
These are TWO different characters
Anonymous No.543209329
>>543209018
Coincidence
Anonymous No.543209521
>updated yamato model
Yep I'm a yamato main now
Anonymous No.543209571
There is nothing like building both Healbane AND Spirit Burn against a Kelvin. Watch the panic in their eyes as they realize they're not healing and they hop on their Scooty Puff Jr and try to run away, only for you to knock them down.
Anonymous No.543209694 >>543209769 >>543210518
>>543205839
Anonymous No.543209769
>>543209694
FOR THE DJIIIIIIIIIIIINNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.543209814 >>543209935 >>543209951 >>543210245 >>543210389
>>543208718
Anon you are genuinely blind if you think this looks good.

Lets analyze this for a second so you can see just how retarded and tasteless you are.

>First layer, underwear
>Second layer, a full business suit, either with a vest or a jacket
>Third layer, several pieces of traditional samurai armor and accessories OVER the business suit, let's count this as only one more with the vest/jacket
>Fourth layer, a weird ass hakama
>Fifth layer, EVEN MORE accessories and the sword

To make this shitheap even worse it looks like she's wearing something else BENEATH the hakama because you can see two long sleeves SO THAT'S ANOTHER POTENTIAL LAYER

>And then a hat, not a traditional japanese hat, not a traditional asian hat even, not a Kasa, no, but literally just a fedora with elongated edges
It's literally like 3-4 outfits on top of another with no rhyme or reason.

In addition;
>Why is she wearing a suit she's a traditionalist yakuza boss that JUST came from japan, you could force this with a "ehmm it's le 1930s and she's a bussinesswoman technically" but several yakuza groups were still very traditionalist and this is not the normal world nor yakuza organization, there's also enough heroes with suits/dress shirts
>No scars, no tattoos
>Silhouette is completely fucked, hat is too wide, body is too bulky, makes no sense for the character

It's so fucking bad and the more I look at it the worse it gets.
Anonymous No.543209935 >>543210584
>>543209814
autism
Anonymous No.543209951
>>543209814
>first layer
>implying
Anonymous No.543210203 >>543210829
>>543209218
>wtf is that
its an unfinished game reload animation
Anonymous No.543210245 >>543210584
>>543209814
id argue that melee characters need to be bulky, having thin models with tiny hitboxes on melees isnt fun
Anonymous No.543210297
>>543205839
Only paradox, nobody else plays her in pisslow and I can't get out because I'm not any good on paradox
Anonymous No.543210389 >>543211062 >>543211743
>>543209814

They should use this model but remove all the clothes. Yamato should just run around with nothing but wooden sandals, an opium pipe and a Fundoshi.
Anonymous No.543210518 >>543212921
>>543209694
That reminds me, do you think I'd get banned from the official forums if I post that Successful Painter Hitler hero idea?
Anonymous No.543210524 >>543210616 >>543210871
I wish the spirit urn would shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to run you. You're a stupid fucking objective that's way too clumsy and risky.
Anonymous No.543210584
>>543209935
This is not only basic character design but a lot of rules and cues that old Valve designers adhered to.
And as you can see it all adds up, it makes her bulky as shit, looks like a clown suit and makes no sense, hence why people are shitting on it.

Either come up with a proper response or shut the fuck up and admit you have no clue what you're talking about.

>>543210245
The original sillhoute conveys that by being really tall, yet is also slim enough to tell she's not slow and bulky like say abrams, she's also not an actual melee character and can nuke you in mid range.
Again, classic design cues.
Anonymous No.543210616
>>543210524
but you should always pick that lil nigga up and help him get to the other side. its free souls + a fight orchestrated by you and your team
Anonymous No.543210829 >>543210950
>>543210203
>implying
i REALLY doubt they'll change her at this point considering how they've literally touched every other animation he had at one point or another. Valve just can't really into proper reload animations and this goes back wayyyyyy back for them
Anonymous No.543210871
>>543210524
I thought SOMEBODY would want free souls :(
Anonymous No.543210887 >>543211170 >>543211402 >>543212929 >>543234593 >>543261062
Mina comm finished
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136454538
Anonymous No.543210950 >>543211091
>>543210829
they pushed out like 3 goated reload anims in the last update alone, give it time nigga
Anonymous No.543211049 >>543211089
Why does billy eat his mags?
Anonymous No.543211062
>>543210389
I would lose to yamato everytime if this was the case because essential blood would be going elsewhere
Anonymous No.543211089
>>543211049
Goats eat anything
Anonymous No.543211091 >>543211352 >>543221617
>>543210950
i'm not sure who the third one might be but doorman's and mina's are good but they rely on literal magic to make sense
if you have valve trying to come up with actual proper gun reload mechanics they just can't really do it, it falls apart as soon as you think about it
Anonymous No.543211170 >>543212084
>>543210887
Catbox it, bruv
Anonymous No.543211352 >>543221617
>>543211091
>forgetting billy
listen, if it looks good and makes even a bit of sense thematically to their character I dont give a fuck. I'm going to do it 40000000 times over the course of a match, it can't be too intricate or immersive
Anonymous No.543211402
>>543210887
why did she get turned into a child
Anonymous No.543211476
Lash should stick his fist up his ass to reload
Anonymous No.543211576 >>543211804
>>543209243
unoriginalityposter which characters do you like
Anonymous No.543211743
>>543210389
farr back
Anonymous No.543211758
Paige needs nerfs.
Anonymous No.543211804
>>543211576
The uninstall wizard.
Anonymous No.543211896 >>543212063 >>543212125 >>543212475
God I hate laning against Paige but laning with one that's good is heavenly. I can play like a total aggressive retard and nothing ever goes wrong
Anonymous No.543212063 >>543212089
>>543211896
That's me. I'm a good paige. In fact, I'm the best paige.
Anonymous No.543212084 >>543212214
>>543211170
https://litter.catbox.moe/mrks0bjwb2m55w2t.png
Anonymous No.543212089 >>543212389 >>543212475
>>543212063
*slaps your big butt*
Anonymous No.543212125 >>543212475
>>543211896
You get shot at, spells used on you and then you get double shielded before, mo and krill grabs you only to be hit by knights. Truly is nice.
Anonymous No.543212214
>>543212084
>generic dude and not a different deadlock character
I'm disappointed
Anonymous No.543212389
>>543212089
Ooooh
Anonymous No.543212475 >>543212608 >>543212818 >>543213857
>>543211896
>>543212089
>>543212125
I hate laning with Paige. Might as well be a solo lane. Oh wow you gave me a barrier while I’m behind cover, how about you do something instead? Don’t do any damage, don’t confirm or deny any souls, no pressure or poke, just a shield bot. Doesn’t help half of them are complete cunts
Anonymous No.543212608
>>543212475
That's weird, when I play her I'm just harassing with spells and getting as many last hits on souls as I can. The shield is just bonus value.
Anonymous No.543212663 >>543212807
Just got my rank, Initiate VI. Although I'm getting carried by some much better skilled friends.
Anonymous No.543212807 >>543212946
>>543212663
I was initiate for a while. Now I am in seeker going back and forth from 3 and 4. It sucks. I can tell I am playing against a lot of smurfs. I always play solo, but my teams are always stacked with duos/trios.
Anonymous No.543212818
>>543212475
>Oh wow you gave me a barrier while I’m behind cover
you're supposed to use it to hit the enemy...
Anonymous No.543212921
>>543210518
you will be hired by yoshi!
Anonymous No.543212929 >>543213135 >>543216404
>>543210887
>he paid for something AI could have made in thirty seconds
That's hilarious bruv
Anonymous No.543212946 >>543213073 >>543214448
>>543212807
Playing solo in a competitive game is incredibly foolish. Why would you ever subject yourself to that?
Anonymous No.543213073 >>543213217
>>543212946
because I tell my friends how good it is and I will give them an invite, but they always say, "nah I will just play it when it comes out for real." Frustrating.
Anonymous No.543213135
>>543212929
you will never be a robot
Anonymous No.543213206
>mfw won against a cheating Holliday by racking up almost 30k damage on buildings thanks to to him being a brooling retard that tried to force fights with his team and left other lanes unattended
shame this game doesn't have a post-game chat, I wanted to read more of his salty sperging about how useless his teammates were
Anonymous No.543213217 >>543213941
>>543213073
your friend will get to play the game and be rewarded with a shit ton of loot boxes they can turn around down the line for steam bux. we're not getting shit for being in the alpha, unless you contributed hero/item ideas in the forums and even then it's as a contributor
Anonymous No.543213857
>>543212475
Then maybe use the shield retard bro, it's free hp
Anonymous No.543213941 >>543214087
>>543213217
back in my day we played games to have fun none of this extra poopoo
Anonymous No.543214087
>>543213941
calm down unc, we got angry bird and peggle ready for you to play back at the nursing home
Anonymous No.543214198 >>543215203 >>543217249
how the fuck does matchmaking feel WORSE? It's gone from a cointoss of one-sided stomps to noting but back to back one-sided stomps
Anonymous No.543214310
I just AI generated Paige with a fat cock railing my OC
Anonymous No.543214448
>>543212946
I've found that no one wants to group up after a good match, which is super super common in Dota. People are way less likely to befriend you in game, idk.
Anonymous No.543215001
why do gun builds just auto get to take all objectives in 1 second
Anonymous No.543215203
>>543214198
rank distribution did the opposite of fixing that problem
Anonymous No.543215383 >>543217206
>>543206726
Surely they add a solo only queue right????
Anonymous No.543215550
Can this matchmaking please stop sending me to lobbies I have no right to be on? I am an arcanist shitter why the fuck am I on an emissary lobby streak??
Anonymous No.543215580
>>543198024
How is set money regular supposed to work

When are you supposed to get more moeny then?
Anonymous No.543216091
Delete Calico from the game
Anonymous No.543216191
>>543206790
Valve absolutely loves their lack of subtlety and stereotypes, they’ve been doing since the start.
Look at half of the roster for Dota 2, yeah I wonder what Sniper does, or Zeus, or Gyrocopter, or Axe
At the very least they’re giving actual names for most the characters this time
Anonymous No.543216404
>>543212929
AI is for pajeets and has no value in anything related to art
Anonymous No.543216696 >>543217029
>>543208174
who the fuck is naming their kid kelvin
Anonymous No.543216718
>>543202371
When your ahead you pick fights, when your behind you jump into team fights to climb back up. She is really good at cleaning up fights and chasing. When I'm behind I will watch the map and see if I can hop in and get a kill and run away, if you succeed you can match or get ahead with souls.
Anonymous No.543217029
>>543216696
Scots
Anonymous No.543217109 >>543217480 >>543218124 >>543221410 >>543223647
Bros..
Anonymous No.543217206
>>543215383
They had it before because ranked used to be only for solos but stacks seethed that they had to play other stacks so valve removed ranked
Anonymous No.543217249
I feel like if you are behind on souls when mid game hits, you're done. May as well just dc, because you're just going to feed at any team fight now. You aren't strong enough to take a walker if there are any up anymore. Which is also stupid that someone can get giga souls for solo taking a walker. Everyone vacuums the camps that takes 12 mins to respawn, and when they do you have to go defend a walker or base.
>>543214198
it also doesn't help that they keep nerfing and changing so much shit in this game. The game was so much better in early 2024
Anonymous No.543217479
I REALLY hope Venator has his shotgun as the alt fire instea dof just being relegated to a singular skill
Anonymous No.543217480
>>543217109
you can tell which were designed by furries
Anonymous No.543217656
So is no one going to comment that the new patron is just a dota creep?

Great confluence incoming
Anonymous No.543217917 >>543218218 >>543218309
why is it that all streamers ignore each and every single commendation they get, never commend the others and just spend 2 to 5 minutes talking about themselves at the end of every match?
Anonymous No.543218124
>>543217109
I'm really thankful they didn't go full mickey mouse on her but her current face just looks slightly out of place when compared to her body
Anonymous No.543218218
>>543217917
narcissism duh
Anonymous No.543218287 >>543218598
I did it!
Anonymous No.543218309
>>543217917
The only way to be a consistent confident streamer in the first place is to be a massively egotistical cunt
Anonymous No.543218598
>>543218287
HELL YEAH
Anonymous No.543218675
>>543199424
>just vayne with a nade
Lmao
Anonymous No.543218723 >>543221692
>wide-brimmed hat
I've over here strokin' my dick, I got lotion on my dick right now
Anonymous No.543219147
>>543208718
>The new Yamato skin looks good
>The McGinnis reskin was shit
Holy shit, are you me?
Yamato looks hot, I love the hat, I love the clothes blending, big fan of the hat.
McGinnis' forehead is massive, why did they try to make her the WW2 icon? She looks deformed, take it back to the lab!
Anonymous No.543219490
>>543208718
absolute

shit

taste
Anonymous No.543219896 >>543220014 >>543220087
Time to settle this age-old question once, and for all.
Who's better?
Bebop or Lash?
Anonymous No.543220014
>>543219896
Lash is legitimately the best thing to come out of valve in the last 10 years.
Anonymous No.543220020 >>543238042
just fought against victor where he bought infuser + ethereal
is there a counter to that since you can't even use toxic bullets on him
Anonymous No.543220054
bebop is deadweight
Anonymous No.543220087
>>543219896
I just realized that one of them is known for pulling people in and the other one for throwing them away, and that's on top of the fact that Bebop is friendly while Lash is a narcissist.
Anonymous No.543220301
>infernus on the other team
>their entire build is to just run and ult
>the second i get late game items their gimmick stops working
>every time they push a lane i just stand far away and shower them with a wave of bullets until they die
why do people play like this, we're playing a fucking shooter use your GUN
Anonymous No.543220460 >>543220660
>>543208718
I actually don't know how anyone can see that vomit made manifest on a 3D model and say it looks good.
I actually prefer her current model which is saying something.
Anonymous No.543220660 >>543220809 >>543221110
>>543220460
nta but it looks awful right now and pretty much anything else would be an improvement
she looks like a meme character with her 10 foot tall forehead
Anonymous No.543220809
>>543220660
She STILL looks like a meme character with a bunch of random shit and a comical hat.
Somehow the current dogshit 2 polygons grey sevenhead somehow looks more serious.
Anonymous No.543220857 >>543221214 >>543221464 >>543222628 >>543234059
>>543177223 (OP)
>>543178957
>>543204386
Just maker her indian instead of weeb anime
Anonymous No.543220927
>>543178957
You cant be serious that looks like total ass
Anonymous No.543221016 >>543221214 >>543221346 >>543222172
how the fuck did they land on that clown suit when they had so many good designs
Anonymous No.543221056
They should have just given yamato a robe and had her been fully nude under the robe
Anonymous No.543221110 >>543221285
>>543220660
>she looks like a meme character with her 10 foot tall forehead
The post you're responding to is bait or has holes in their brain, but you're just lashing out. Her grey model has soul.
Anonymous No.543221214 >>543221571
>>543221016
>open image
>does not look like a 1940s immigrant from Japan
That's why you're not the game developer.

>>543220857
I'm happy with what they chose, but I'd be down for Indian Yamato.
Anonymous No.543221285 >>543221526
>>543221110
I honestly unironically dislike how she looks to the point where it turns me off from playing her
Anonymous No.543221346
>>543221016
juggalette
Anonymous No.543221410 >>543221494
>>543217109
They made her buff
Anonymous No.543221464
>>543220857
this is a common manipulation tactic companies usually do to get something.
>completely ruin your service so that everybody will complain
>'dial it back' a little bit to make people 'happy' in comparison even though it's worse than it was before
>profit while everybody thinks you've made a change for the better
this is just part of their plan to turn Yamato into Yatra
Anonymous No.543221494
>>543221410
She must be to be able to carry Abrams
Anonymous No.543221526 >>543221667
>>543221285
It's just a grey, literally an iconic depiction, how can you be offended.
Be just to be clear, I like what they chose to update, she looks hot.
Anonymous No.543221571 >>543223124
>>543221214
This is genuinely the worst, dumbest, most tasteless, perhaps even niggerest post I've read on /dlg/, congratulations.
It's not even the same timeline and forcing everyone to follow the "it's 1930 they have to use a suit" makes the game look boring and samey, hence why they're been moving away from that on recent designs.
Anonymous No.543221617
>>543211352
>>543211091
Paige flipping through her books is cool too

Then you look at Sinclair and they just tap the wand
Anonymous No.543221667 >>543222534
>>543221526
it just looks dumb and not fitting of what I expect from a character like that and it doesn't entice me to play her at all, it just seems weirdly out of place even amongst the nonhuman-looking guys in the cast
if they had an ayy lmao gray alien guy with a laser gun I'd probably play him because that sounds hilarious
Anonymous No.543221679 >>543221823 >>543221923
Sorry MOBA bros

I will now queue for hyper casual ARAM for the rest of my life
Anonymous No.543221692
>>543218723
THAT'S A MAN
Anonymous No.543221749 >>543222704
If they literally just removed the random suit, add some face scars/yakuza tattoo and made the hat into a proper weeb hat people would love it.

Like a 30 minute fix at most.
Anonymous No.543221823 >>543221923
>>543221679
It's for the best. The amount of gorilla retards that play the moba mode is too much. So many terrible decisions ruining games
Anonymous No.543221842 >>543221860
>>543178957
This looks like a twitter tranny activist made it. The face gives it away.
Anonymous No.543221860 >>543221995 >>543223541
>>543221842
you people think everything is trannies
Anonymous No.543221923
>>543221823
>>543221679
Yeah id rather the hero shooter fags be in their own queue
Anonymous No.543221995
>>543221860
It's 2025. Everything IS trannies
Anonymous No.543222061
>all the noobs in my elo go to play aram (unfun brawl simulator)
>I'm now an honest shitter forced to play with the good moba players who didn't go to brawl
new mode will unironically be eos for me won't it
Anonymous No.543222172
>>543221016
The make up looks cool but not a fan of anything else here. White face and red eye make up would make yamato's model look cool
Anonymous No.543222337 >>543222527 >>543222556 >>543231070 >>543233716
Give Drifter an extra stamina bar. That's all I want. I don't want to buy +stamina items
Anonymous No.543222527 >>543223104
>>543222337
doesn't he literally have a teleport? you donkey
Anonymous No.543222534 >>543222782
>>543221667
>not fitting of what I expect from a character like that
What the fuck are you talking about. It's a placeholder using an asset from a different game they were developing. It just grew on players.
Anonymous No.543222556 >>543223104
>>543222337
just land your stalker's mark nigga what do you need stamina for they cant get away

t. super high rank oracle drifter
Anonymous No.543222628
>>543220857
SAR
Anonymous No.543222704 >>543223120
>>543221749
>add some face scars/yakuza tattoo
She's Yamato's younger sister, not an enforcer. You're talking about someone that grew up on the streets and joined a gang. She's the crime boss's family.
Anonymous No.543222782 >>543222910
>>543222534
>the model looks bad
>why do you think it looks bad
>explain why I think it looks bad
good talk
Anonymous No.543222910
>>543222782
>the model looks bad
>it doesn't belong
Pick ONE(1).
Anonymous No.543222972 >>543232243
>>543189152
You DO get to play in doorman ult
You ABSOLUTELY DO grt to play in kelvin ult
Dynamo ult you dont get to play
Anonymous No.543223104
>>543222527
Yeah, but things like ult rely on dash-jumps to set up without stunning yourself for long enough that it wasted the speed boost. It's just inconvenient
Also his chase isn't the reason everyone buys Kinetic Dash. It's because his is in-fight mobility shit and he has no build in survival tools

>>543222556
I'm in Ascendant. When people actually play together because they're vs Drifter and people actually buy shit that counters you, you die
Drifter has good stick but is easily chased and killed, even if you know all the lines for escaping by marking jungle mobs
Anonymous No.543223120 >>543232473 >>543232771
>>543222704
She's THE boss, not just a little sister, she and her brother.
Literally a fucking yakuza, was raised a yakuza and is the boss of the fucking seventh moon that got deposed because they didn't want to be ruled by a woman.
Why the fuck would she not have a yakuza tattoo?
And why the fuck would someone that barely escaped assassination and has fought her entire life not have scars?


You guys are genuinely fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.543223124 >>543223226 >>543223402
>>543221571
>following design guideless congruent with the time period is sooo dumb
not everyone has to wear a suit just because it's the 30s,40s,50s, or whatever. designs should look as if they belong to that period; and that means on a realistic level, insofar as what people would have actually worn, or on a fantastic level insofar as the kinds of designs and media creations that were created back then, with plenty of movies and other cultural phenomena to draw influence from, particularly PULPS.
Anonymous No.543223226
>>543223124
GUIDELINES*
Anonymous No.543223402 >>543223837 >>543224064
>>543223124
Don't reply to me anymore negro, you've proven your retardation and why no one cares about you or whatever you produce.
And don't cry when the shitty design gets changed because everyone hates it.
Anonymous No.543223541 >>543223651
>>543221860
You can see by that awful face that some trans ally wholesome they/he guy made it I am sorry but I am right
Anonymous No.543223647
>>543217109
God shes so hot
Anonymous No.543223651
>>543223541
how many trannies have you actually seen in real life?
Anonymous No.543223837
>>543223402
not even that anon, and I don't even hate Billy but are you seriously going to use his design as an argument? it's like the devs completely gave up, or that they weren't even told what the game was about. Even in a fantasy world there's such a thing as consistency, and if not, then why even go through all the trouble of creating the entire noir setting?
Anonymous No.543223873 >>543223935
Make an Earth-Monk right now
>kicks the floor to make earth barricades the only allies can vault, that trap the person directly in front of you unless they walk around it
>walks through walls
>light melees can't be parried but do less than normal melees; heavies can be parried but do normal damage
Anonymous No.543223886
SO
What ARE we getting with this Halloween seasonal? will it be bigger than the Christmas one or about the same? will we GET content like this? >>543197847
What do yall think
I find it suspicious all this leak shit is happening just before the week/s where it's most likely we get some kind of Halloween seasonal event
If the past is any indicator, leaks always happen before something drops. Valve is clever.
Anonymous No.543223935 >>543224058
>>543223873
I love monk archetypes but that genuinely sounds terrible, I'm sorry anon
Anonymous No.543224058
>>543223935
It was a stream of thught shitpost, but explain why
Anonymous No.543224064
>>543223402
you are not very intelligent.
Anonymous No.543224407 >>543224847
I cant believe valve actually focused on shipping an aram mode this early lmao
Anonymous No.543224414 >>543224486
Honestly I hope this game fails. They don't care about smurfs or cheaters at all. They could easily afford to pay someone to look into manual reports like they used to but they refuse to. Just a total lack of care for players wasting their time in absolutely fucked matches.
Anonymous No.543224486
>>543224414
They probably don't care because it's not released and ranked will probably be reset come launch, regardless. If they're smart, which they aren't but we can give the benefit of the doubt, then they're using this time to learn 'all' the ways the systems are abused and they'll do a broad-spectrum countermeasure come launch
Anonymous No.543224847
>>543224407
what's weird about that?
Anonymous No.543225997 >>543226285 >>543252290
how am i supposed to focus on the game
Anonymous No.543226193
I fucking hate infernus players so goddamn much. We could've won if your fuckass was there during the teamfight but you JUST had to return home right? Fucking idiots, i pray every single day for yoshi to remove this useless piece of shit character so i won't have to deal with these retards anymore.
Anonymous No.543226285 >>543230993
>>543225997
by noticing her ass is flat
Anonymous No.543226990
It might be confirmation bias on my part but does anyone feel like Infernus is a throw merchant?
Like so many times I've had a team-mate infernus farm the whole game and be absent from every meaningful team fight. What does he do? Get shut down by debuff remover and die, run away from winnable fights, get doorman'd or knockdown' before he lets his ult off. What is his end game?
Anonymous No.543227673
>>543179758
I've seen around 5-6 cheaters in all my 800h. Weirdly enough, it's all chinese players.
Anonymous No.543227708 >>543227913 >>543228049 >>543228280 >>543228916 >>543230069
You ever just search Deadlock on Twitter to see what pops up
Anonymous No.543227913
>>543227708
Guess what hero he was playing
Anonymous No.543228049
>>543227708
Anonymous No.543228280
>>543227708
that's bluesky tho
Anonymous No.543228916
>>543227708
I did and had to block so many yaoi nsfw painters. At least I haven't seen much aislops.
Anonymous No.543229652 >>543229789 >>543234431
monster rounds is busted
Anonymous No.543229656
another game won by mashing buttons and holding left click
i love warden
Anonymous No.543229789
>>543229652
post created by the healing rite gang
Anonymous No.543229797
>>543199424
>bear trap
>blunderbuss that pushes him back
>sniper projectile execute
bros, is he... just caitlyn?

>>543204018
make him a polack
Anonymous No.543230003 >>543231215
>>543209101
im glad im not the only one who thinks that.
nu-lash looks far too caricatural, it takes weight away from his assholeness, makes it less believable
Anonymous No.543230069
>>543227708
He's 100% white, we should kill them all
Anonymous No.543230605 >>543231393
>kill 3 people on their team, all up on ours
>3 come mid
>I'm the only one on rejuv, other two are trying to kill the solo Wraith that came in
>she gets 1, almost 2 if not for me being slightly faster
>second mid, half their team down, all ours up
>they get 2 rejuvs because our team except me fought them while they just clicked the rejuv, no one even attempting to parry or anything
>third mid
>say "Remember what we've learned"
>we get rejuv
>we can end the game
>they don't
>wacky ass BROOOOL for like 2 minutes straight while half the team doesn't come
>MID FIGHT I'm stopping to type "we have rejuv, fight" "team come wtf"
>squad finally rolls up
>we just win the game because we walked at them with rejuv, who woulda thunk
Shitlow adventures holy fuck (it's actually not shitlow and that's what confuses the fuck out of me. I think I just escaped my mandated loss)
Anonymous No.543230993 >>543257642
>>543226285
Larges asses are for black people and fat people.
Small asses are for the intellectually inclined and those who should lead the free world.
Anonymous No.543231070
>>543222337
Arcane surge is good on him tho
Anonymous No.543231215
>>543230003
nta but I think the same thing. The game overall looks better now but everything became way too clean and polished. Old Lash used to look he was in the middle of a fight he was losing.
Anonymous No.543231393
>>543230605
Well done fellow goatbro, I'm trying to escape low-elo hell but sometimes I get team-mates that just brool and refuse to look at the map.
Anonymous No.543231902
reddit goat
Anonymous No.543231950
i wonder if all the aliens from neonprime yamato's planet are this tall
Anonymous No.543232243
>>543222972
if kelvin ults with you outside his little gay dome you don't.
Anonymous No.543232263
i just uninstalled after leaving 3 games in a row
Anonymous No.543232447 >>543232839
Watching a streamer walk around with 20k because 'his autobuy won't work without slots', yet he keeps his team immortal, shows just how fucking retarded Paige is
It's pisslow but still what the fuck. Even shitters can click their buttons at someone 20k down
Anonymous No.543232462
This was after a 9m Q. This game is quite dead but why are all the initiates in my team? Usually I get ascendant lobbies but holy fucking kek anything below that is a hellhole. I pity the nigs suffering down there.
Anonymous No.543232473 >>543232771
>>543223120
>Why the fuck would she not have a yakuza tattoo?
How do you know she doesn't? You're huffing the gangster fumes while ignoring that Yakuza do not display their tattoos. They literally even designed their tattoo to avoid being outed as gangsters.
>she's not in Japan
Women being free, and without stigma, to display their tattoos in the U.S. is extremely recent.
Sit your weeb ass down.
Anonymous No.543232771
>>543232473
>>543223120
>She has a trampstamp.
Anonymous No.543232839
>>543232447
>20k in the bank
>Still refuses to upgrade Guardian Ward
Anonymous No.543233152
Wraith has a tattoo as well
Anonymous No.543233316 >>543235241
>>543202371
Disclaimer, I'm in shitlow so it may not be applicable to you but if you are keep reading.
Here's what at I did to get on the Yamato ride.
First watch some Fred videos and follow his build. Ye muh streamer and imagine using builds or whatever but the dude is cracked with her. There are a few moves you can learn from him like dash Powar Slashuh, initiation combos, how to be a mega bully in lane spamming literal grenades and the build hits timings when you really need it 80% of the time.
As for the game plan it's pretty simple.
>Ult up
It's GO TIME. Until Sevens Moondo wears off you've go to be BALLING. You must get the most mileage out of this advantage. If it's off cool-down and you don't need to use it, that should mean the enemy Patron is currently imploding.
>Ult down
It's ricing time. Keep reminding your team of your ultimate status (mouse scroll click) every now and then.
Another general advice I could give.
>Eat your veggies
Greens are super good on her BUTT you've got to be very selective as they delay timings. Anything that helps being in the face of the enemy the longest is nice.
Anonymous No.543233487 >>543233615 >>543234476
why did they buff this braindead sack of shit
Anonymous No.543233615 >>543233671
>>543233487
black characters need to all be unbearably unfun to play against
Anonymous No.543233671
>>543233615
based valve with the psyop to make people hate them
Anonymous No.543233716 >>543234163 >>543234761 >>543234864
>>543222337
I wish Vindicta had 3.
>Long range
GREY TALON HAS 4 AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO BE AT LOW HEALTH FOR HIM TO DELETE YOU FROM THE GAME.
Anonymous No.543233736 >>543234019
Vindicta is kinda a lane bully, huh? But then she falls off hard after the lane. Even if she gets a billion souls ahead, she's still made out of paper. Is this fair hero design?
Anonymous No.543234019 >>543234439
>>543233736
I don’t like playing against champions that can just fly a mile away from me so I’d very much hope that they need to sacrifice tankiness for their damage, vindicta is just a victim of knockdown to the point where she basically has to run debuff remover if someone hates her enough
Is it fair design? I’d say it’s more fair than the characters who can just perma hyper heal off their targets while still dealing a ton of damage
Anonymous No.543234059
>>543220857
BASED
Anonymous No.543234118 >>543234219 >>543234475 >>543234592 >>543235602 >>543236472 >>543246319
SAY MY NAME
Anonymous No.543234163 >>543234345
>>543233716
Does gay talon really get 4 stam baseline?
Anonymous No.543234219
>>543234118
yamato
Anonymous No.543234345
>>543234163
Regrettably. His move speed scales with spirit as well.
Anonymous No.543234431
>>543229652
It shouldn’t work on any NPC that isn’t a jungle monster
Anonymous No.543234439 >>543234660
>>543234019
>Champions
>>>/vg/lolg/
Anonymous No.543234475
>>543234118
SANS
UNDERTALE
Anonymous No.543234476
>>543233487
Because she's the face of Deadlock
Anonymous No.543234592
>>543234118
Sans undertale
Anonymous No.543234593 >>543235492
>>543210887
This isn't that good. She doesn't look cute she looks flustered and scared v cringe
Anonymous No.543234660
>>543234439
I’m not touching a league general with a 20 foot pole
Anonymous No.543234707
anyone in contact with yoshi so valve can sue pixar for clearly copying pocket
Anonymous No.543234761
>>543233716
Vindicta would be broken with 3 stam bars. Her movement speed would have to be nerfed and I don't think that'd be a good trade.
Anonymous No.543234829 >>543234975 >>543235069 >>543235247
Good morning guys :)
Anonymous No.543234864
>>543233716
Give him 1 stam because he's old as fuck
Anonymous No.543234975
>>543234829
Go fuck yourself
Anonymous No.543235069
>>543234829
gm
hope u win ur match today bro
Anonymous No.543235212 >>543235370 >>543235384
someone explain to me how the fuck do you do sub 2k building damage as FUCKING INFERNUS AND VYPER IN THE SPAN OF THRITY FUCKING MINUTES?
Anonymous No.543235241
>>543233316
Imo Fred is one of those guys who doesnt think and just has 10k hours
Anonymous No.543235247
>>543234829
Good Mo'ning fellow Deadlocker!!!
Anonymous No.543235317 >>543235773 >>543235818 >>543235886 >>543238269
It's such a fucking shame that every hero is getting design improvements but Calico will remain an unsalvageable eyesore on the game
Anonymous No.543235370
>>543235212
Exactly 4k damage tho
That’s a good omen
Anonymous No.543235384
>>543235212
I'm concerned by everyone's building damage here besides yours.
Anonymous No.543235492
>>543234593
It's every Mina when they get any sort of pushback
Anonymous No.543235602
>>543234118
It looks like shit I had hoped they scrapped this. I love native grandpa Talon.
Anonymous No.543235773 >>543239523
>>543235317
When will /dlg/ stop being racist
Anonymous No.543235818
>>543235317
the only problem with her is she and wraith are both purple
Anonymous No.543235886 >>543236094
>>543235317
i like her visual design, maybe her pants could use a change but otherwise i like her, it fits her attitude and voice
Anonymous No.543236094
>>543235886
I hope they keep the pants, zoot suits are kino
Anonymous No.543236257
>>543205839
i like most
Anonymous No.543236472
>>543234118
talon if he cracker
Anonymous No.543236617 >>543238201
how do matches change as you continue to rank up? i've been playing for a week and now i can tell people are using their brains and there's a lot more team fights happening in mid lane
before people would just mind their own business, i would only fight full teams when pushing their spawn
Anonymous No.543237302
>>543205839
Arguably i don't play calico anymore since i started playing wraith.
I play other characters from time to time, but really those are the ones i feel comfortable with.
Don't mind the priority, it changes all the time.
Anonymous No.543237357 >>543237863
That McGinnis was pretty annoying in the comms for the whole match. Always down in the dumps, badmouthing other players even when we were doing well. My jaw almost fell to the floor when I saw his objective damage.
Anonymous No.543237863 >>543238018
>>543237357
If I had a nickel for each time I rattily finished the game as Geist while the enemy team was distracted by Midboss, I'd have 2 nickels.
Anonymous No.543238018 >>543238307 >>543242673
>>543237863
The first time was a long time ago.
Anonymous No.543238042
>>543220020
walking away from him, so anything that makes distance
Anonymous No.543238201 >>543239754
>>543236617
Stage 1: People start confirming/denying souls and start farming neutrals
Stage 2: People start parrying heavy melees and dash jumping
Stage 3: People rotate and roam and run urn
Stage 4: People play for objectives and wall jump
Stage 5: People start parrying light melees and recognise match ups
Stage 6: People start counter buying and using actives
Stage 7: People start to coordinate pushes
Stage 8: People learn when NOT to do mid or urn.
Stage 9: People start brawling less and less overextending
Stage 10: Teams can now capitalise on an advantage and adapt to when they're at a disadvantage

The rest is just improvements on these skills.
Anonymous No.543238269
>>543235317
i know how bad it is because i know this game mostly through porn and i never heard of this bitch must be in my filtered tags
Anonymous No.543238307
>>543238018
The game looked so nice with a light skybox honestly
Anonymous No.543238413 >>543238448 >>543241656
Any europeans up for an inhouse/party or are you all much too shy?
Anonymous No.543238448 >>543238525 >>543238661
>>543238413
your rank is too much higher than mine
Anonymous No.543238525
>>543238448
It's party games ranks will be fucked regardless
Anonymous No.543238649
Seven is a pooner btw
Anonymous No.543238661
>>543238448
Anyone less than E5 is not allowed
Anonymous No.543238884
Yamato is going to use her Wakizashi when performing melee in the next update and it will cause bleeding.
Anonymous No.543239087
>>543205839
Anonymous No.543239465
>>543205839
Change their priority depending on the mood
I like to be as annoying as possible and as helpful as possible at the same time
Anonymous No.543239523
>>543235773
Never, but as a lover of all women dark-skinned and full of melanin, Calico’s design is really mid (especially compared to Wraith) and feels like a touched-up holdover from Neon Prime the same way Shiv’s design is. I think a more Egyptian-aesthetic redesign would be better, especially since she has a Sphinx cat and she’s named after another Egyptian cat. I want my Nubian Queen
Anonymous No.543239565
>just had a game where a Seven went 0/6 in lane and just kept rage pushing all game
>he got 2 walkers because they just fucking ignored him idk
I mean
Yeah I'll take it
Anonymous No.543239587
Flopping tranny deadcock.
Anonymous No.543239728 >>543239909
>just had a game I played Billy and 5 people on the enemy team bought heal reduction + I'm not sure if Capacitor removes Blasted
>still walked through slapping them
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.543239749 >>543239852 >>543239947 >>543239954 >>543239986
Be real with me who here is going to stick with ARAM and just BROOL all day
Anonymous No.543239754
>>543238201
>Stage 1: People start confirming/denying souls
Hell no. People unironically don't start confirming/denying souls until Archon, and even then it's completely random whether or not they will ever click a single soul orb during the entire match. I've seen Infernus, Wraith and Ivy all go the entire laning phase without confirming or denying a single soul.
Anonymous No.543239852
>>543239749
I don't play aoe moshpit characters and laning is my favourite part of the game
I'll play it a couple times but my favourite characters are allergic to anything that isn't 1v1/1v2
Anonymous No.543239909 >>543240218
>>543239728
Billy's sustain is fucking insane and I'm baffled they haven't hard nerfed him like Seven. Every time Geist ults me it ends up not mattering I can just insta sustain through my 1 and continue melting her to death.
Anonymous No.543239947 >>543240787
>>543239749
What's an aram and brool? Deadlock is my first moba ;)
Anonymous No.543239954
>>543239749
Probably the only way I can gaslight my friends into playing Deadlock
Anonymous No.543239986
>>543239749
>aram

Uh sorry lolbab I will be playing the superior STREET BRAWL
Anonymous No.543240112 >>543241228
i fear that alt gamemodes are gonna kill the game for realsies.
Anonymous No.543240218
>>543239909
There's no reason to. He's meant to smash you 1v1, that's literally his entire point. Against the players you actually nerf shit for, they parry + don't let you fight them 1v1. I don't even know if he was played in the recent tourney matches. I think he got 1 ban and that was it

Realistically, Billy's sustain is Lifestrike. Blasted is just a bonus for shitting on retards 1v1 who try to ego
Anonymous No.543240382
My ratio > yours
Anonymous No.543240787
>>543239947
>ARAM
All Rivers Are Mega
>BROOL
Big Rivers On Ontological Lifestyles
Anonymous No.543241032
https://youtu.be/5zAWv9LGxlM?si=1Rdsdiva7GaFptyU
Anonymous No.543241184
Every 5 minutes, each lane should spawn a mega creep. I just miss -apsc mode.
Anonymous No.543241228
>>543240112
we must preserve.
Anonymous No.543241251
I will not control it
Anonymous No.543241389 >>543241552 >>543241742 >>543241745 >>543241756 >>543241824 >>543241857 >>543242098
Is the jan 2026 leak true?

The other leakers never confirmed that only the one connected to the autistic slav
Anonymous No.543241450
Can someone in Initiate or Seeker post a match ID? You don't have to say who you are, I'm just curious how low rank looks these days. I haven't been a newb since July 2024
Anonymous No.543241552
>>543241389
100% true!
My boyfriend works at valve
Anonymous No.543241656
>>543238413
I'm down, but I'm not sure how many people we'll be able to gather.
Anonymous No.543241742
>>543241389
Can confirm I work at valve
Anonymous No.543241745
>>543241389
no it's just speculation because they're working on a lot of things so he thinks they'll dump everything at once
Anonymous No.543241756
>>543241389
did minesweeper ever confirm it?
Anonymous No.543241824
>>543241389
My wife's son's roommate has an uncle who works at Valve and indeed confirmed it.
Anonymous No.543241857
>>543241389
The date is just an estimate
Anonymous No.543241880
Wanted to try out drifter against bots to see how he feels, but the bots almost never split up. They just wait for the laning stage to end then deathball over and over.
Anonymous No.543242098
>>543241389
i am the red valve in the valve office and it is true and gay
Anonymous No.543242603 >>543243113
Why does this game massively lack fun support heroes?
Anonymous No.543242607
Anyone else thinks breakable boxes are trash? if you're not autistically crushing boxes you're actively griefing. It forces constant movement all game because not going for them is sub-optimal so you can't do shit like hide in a corner for a gank for long periods like in assfaggots or counterstrike.
Anonymous No.543242673
>victors ult goes through silence
cringe

>>543238018
i once managed to finish by killing both shrines and patron phases as kelvin with only basic mag, ammo scav, mystic shot and fleetfoot in orange.
somehow BOTH teams were omega retarded that match
Anonymous No.543242707
>>543187431
Alchemist games be crazy yo
Anonymous No.543243007
>>543196315
>Punisher
HMMMM I WONDER WHICH MARVEL RIVALS HERO IS THE INSPIRATION FOR THIS ONE YOSHI
Anonymous No.543243113 >>543243763
>>543242603
Dynamo?
Anonymous No.543243156 >>543243334 >>543244012 >>543244605 >>543244685 >>543244779 >>543245631
Give me a character & build that can use Colossus.
I want to have fun.
Anonymous No.543243168 >>543244059
>>543197582
Would feel bad for you, but you were probably spamming the same braindead busted character for 50 games straight, so all I wanna say is

DESERVED
Anonymous No.543243262 >>543243996
>valve will remove ranked mode because it split the queue
>valve will add two separate aram modes
dude what the fuck are they doing over there this game is gonna die for sure
Anonymous No.543243334
>>543243156
momo & krillkrill
also victor, abrams and billy probably
Anonymous No.543243710
>>543205839
I play drifter as Melee/Spirit alley rapist instead of a m1gger
Anonymous No.543243763
>>543243113
Fun every 6 minutes
Anonymous No.543243996
>>543243262
I mean they can just give it a schedule like they did last year

Have the aram queue be available during set times of the day
Anonymous No.543244012
>>543243156
john deadlock himself, Abrams
Anonymous No.543244059
>>543243168
No I swap heroes every week I play. Now I'm doing Viper.
Anonymous No.543244605
>>543243156
Geist because it's sexy
Anonymous No.543244685
>>543243156
Yamato, its her mini ult
Anonymous No.543244779
>>543243156
Dynamo
Anonymous No.543245027 >>543245148 >>543245283 >>543245413 >>543245540 >>543245764 >>543247287 >>543247372 >>543247451 >>543247963
Icefraud could never make SOVL design like Hwei
Anonymous No.543245081 >>543245270
Can they add a purple item that removes enemy debuffs? I'm tired of Paige giving enemies 1k barriers.
Anonymous No.543245148
>>543245027
fpbp check'em
Anonymous No.543245260 >>543245350 >>543245353 >>543246373
Who's at fault in this game
Anonymous No.543245270 >>543245357
>>543245081
Its a buff anon
Anonymous No.543245283
>>543245027
this looks like dogshit
Anonymous No.543245350 >>543249049
>>543245260
Hey I was in that one!
Anonymous No.543245353
>>543245260
The enemy team for not ending at 25 minutes
Anonymous No.543245357 >>543245457 >>543246052
>>543245270
fuck I'm retarded, I meant buffs. I want a purple item that can also remove buffs so I don't have to rely on the gun man to buy Capacitor.
Anonymous No.543245367
icefraud could never make a PEAK design like Bazz
Anonymous No.543245413
>>543245027
Dota has Grimstroke, I like that painter a lot more than this one
Anonymous No.543245430
>>543205839
usually this, or doorman on 3 and ivy in 2
Anonymous No.543245457
>>543245357
I forgot to say I like your idea. Paige is cancer
Anonymous No.543245497 >>543246102 >>543247843
The best part about Statlocker is that you can tell when some autist has a habit of throwing tantrums.
Anonymous No.543245517 >>543247623 >>543249171
NiceFrog could never make a
Anonymous No.543245540
>>543245027
i wish valve would take hwei, sett, aphelios, and jhin. i want to play them again
Anonymous No.543245631
>>543243156
Dash Infernus
Anonymous No.543245764 >>543246207 >>543246443 >>543246980
>>543245027
Isnt this the invoker ripoff
Anonymous No.543246052
>>543245357
capacitor's damage scales off of spirit
aim nigga aim
Anonymous No.543246102 >>543247196 >>543247843
>>543245497
Damn I need to shoot my gun more.
I mainly play spirit though.
Anonymous No.543246207 >>543246443
>>543245764
he's fisher price invoker
Anonymous No.543246319
>>543234118
Man I think his current model isn't that good but this just isn't the right direction. At least in his current model he's hunched over and looks frail. This guy looks like he could throw you across NYC. Meanwhile in-game there's several other characters who mock his age and how frail he looks.
Also just looks less native american which I thought was pretty unique.
Anonymous No.543246373
>>543245260
Kevin for no gun
Pocket for no green and leaving
Yam for not enough green and feeding
Mirage for going gun in a djnn meta
Drifter for no purpose
Ivy for feeding
Anonymous No.543246443
>>543246207
>>543245764
He's basically nothing like Invoker. League fags are just so desperate to seem badass they gaslit themselves into believing he's remotely similar.
Anonymous No.543246980 >>543247372
>>543245764
He's like the cool version of invoker that doesnt require you to be autistic to play
Anonymous No.543247196
>>543246102
I get the "Nerf Gun" award frequently on Billy. That's when I realized A) I'm terrible on him and B) I gotta start prioritizing putting points in Bashdown.
Anonymous No.543247287
>>543245027
OMG he is so cute!
Anonymous No.543247372
>>543246980
>cool version of invoker
>some emo rainbow painbrush fag

Dota already has a emo paintbrush fag too and he looks way cooler than this fag.
>>543245027
Anonymous No.543247451
>>543245027
what is this aids fag sfm model? is that your vrchat avatar?
Anonymous No.543247623
>>543245517
They should have made a moba with battlerite combat. I would never touch dota again.
Anonymous No.543247843
>>543245497
>>543246102
>be archon shitter before rank change
>take a month break which causes an automatic fall down to ritualist
>rank change occurs right after
>now my "legacy rank" is forever Ritualist if someone checks Statlocker
Hate that fucking website
Anonymous No.543247914
LEAKER CONFIRMED ANOTHER HERO CONCEPT BEING TESTED

CODENAMED FENCER
Anonymous No.543247963
>>543245027
Your character looks very gay coded
Anonymous No.543248021
>>543248013
>>543248013
>>543248013
>>543248013
Anonymous No.543248050
If they can't fix the auto parry cheater problem, then they should just remove parry completely.
Anonymous No.543249049
>>543245350
Faggot
Anonymous No.543249171
>>543245517
Forgotten kino....
Anonymous No.543251198
>>543198264
you think mina is a tank?
Anonymous No.543252290
>>543225997
Where decensor mod
Anonymous No.543252660
>>543206616
to play everyone? retard
Anonymous No.543257642
>>543230993
faggot
Anonymous No.543261062
>>543210887
It's okay generic loli/10