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DOTO SOON!! AGAIN

>>543197294 (OP)
is this cafe or rice

Umazing!

what if some intern "slipped up" at cygames and accidentally gave everyone 30k carats for half anni?

Finally an OP that is not retarded

okay but what was the sauce for that uma x uma futa porn?

>>543197423
Doto ends up getting knocked up

>>543197294 (OP)
SEX. I WILL HAVE SEX WITH RICE SHOWER.

>>543197294 (OP)
early races before shuka sho already start if you want to watch
https://kick.com/b01doghos
if you want to check the horses
https://en.netkeiba.com/race/?jyo_cd=08

I can't wait to pull for my wife Win Variation in 3 years!

DANCHOU! I just farmed 5m fans, we are back in the top 500, but only by 2
We are safe for now... pew... the rest of you can take over for now

>>543197485
That would kill the game because they'd revert it and people would end up with -30k after spending them.

>>543197557
as it should be

>>543197559
Thanks so much anon!

>>543197427
are you retarded

>>543197531
https://danbooru.donmai.us/artists/159862

>>543197081
No easy way to filter for those, I don't think. The in-game description might say it, though.

What should we save for after riko/kitasan rerun?

>>543197294 (OP)
cowardice!

Dantsu is written like Spe-but better(cuter) lmao
What is this

>>543197734
Kitasan herself of course

>>543197713
shiraoki bless you anon

>open twitch to look for uma strimers
>this is in the front page
>close twitch
well I thank this monstrosity from saving me from watching a gacha strimer holy fuck

>>543197734
The meta pal card Sasami

>>543197952
Other anon (>>543197713) is right but danbooru & gelbooru only have some of his stuff & you'll have to look around for the rest (see >>543197503)

>>543197589
I love the small movements in the eyes.

>>543197963
Bro you need to spoil NSFL content...

>>543197734
Halloween rice and creek

>>543197597
Are you the same guy from Sakuraniku? Kek if so.

>>543198057
chest cavity: shattered

>>543197963
big boobs are fucking disgusting

>>543198037
what does NSFL mean?

Are you ready for day 2 of the live, bros?

Honsefunni has room for anons if they need a club, pretty casual (14 days kick, 5mil quota). Just put /uma/ in your bio

He won!
Now pay up 45$/hr for his coaching sessions

>>543198147
>nice nature slamming her shoulder into us

>>543198057
Teio is too possessive...

>just remembered creek gives firm conditions
>got my third green
HOLD ME

>>543198175
Not Safe for Life (It's like NSFW but about disgusting things)

Oh it's the same guy who drew the Golshi x Raisu stuff I saw on panda

>>543198057
hips are touching

>>543198236
I'm not watching your shitty video man.

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>>543198236
Has it ever occurred to you that posting about these seanig sloptubers just draws them hate clicks?

>>543198236
smart falcon is the closest thing to a cheat uma for cm3, why the fuck is this retard acting like he did anything worthwhile

>>543198057
This is dangerous, what if I get erect?

>>543198252
I could tank it

>>543198252
>>543198356
>>543198398

>>543198390
That is to be expected

>>543198356
>>543198398
Someone calculate how much force this is.

>>543198147
GIWTWM

>>543198446
Huh? What does this mean???

>>543198356
I want wife nature to show me all the things to do at the various japanese festivals...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uapi3STTrOM
IT'S UP

>>543198567
finally a real guide

>>543197963
She'd look good if she didnt tattoo her forehead. What the fuck

>>543198567
finally another gaslight

>>543198567
Oooh? I wonder what is Seriru-chan going to shill to globalbabs this time

>>543198457
800kg at 0.8m/s produces 7.845kN of impact force, roughly equal to 1/10 of a jet fighter engine

>>543198218
>5mil a day quota
how are you fags not S rank yet? Aren't you the club with the molested danchou that got ratted out yesterday?

There you have it, bros
Stamina + Guts = 1200
AND
2 gold recoveries

>>543198567
>concentration is necessary
/uma/ green-only groundwork activation gaslighters btfo?

>>543198147
Idk I feel like you could still cuddle with the smaller umas like stay gold(providing they let you) if they were their cannon weights

>>543198252
worth it

>>543198260
WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK

>>543198641
Do you really think that, or are you just trying to be nice?
Go take another look

>>543198236
>run the literal meta uma of cm3
>pretend it wasnt
there should be a cap on faggotry

>>543198218
>5mil quota
Per day or week?
>>543198861
Mmm, nyo

>>543198837
I have no idea, old danchou didn't log in for like 3 weeks so this is new, also this is 5 mil a month not day.

>>543198567
he's shitting on Red Shift bros.

>>543198842
sex with helios, palmer, and this super cute gal
>>543198861
the stam+guts thing is old and everything should be aware of it at this point

>>543198567
>Seriru knows about the Ryan gamble KKK El also works btw
Fuck. I was farming slick surge parents because of her. Nyooooo, my info advantage is gone.

game definitely knows you cant get all the good sparks at once

>>543198567
>shows example swimsuit maru ace
>only one gold recovery
>"I haven't been able to get groundwork"

>>543199000
per day

>>543198972
If she had bang and didnt have all the ugly tattoos she'd look good. I don't mind the shitting piercings

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

>>543199097
leak it

If there are no horse boys(uma musukos), how do uma musumes keep reproducing

>>543198567
>Virgo Cup and Aoharu videos will be delayed because he's going to be too busy playing the superior Jap version with the hot springs new scenario

>>543198567
is witgod a fraud?

>>543198567
WIT SAMA YAMETE

>>543198331
Guess I have to bust out the lust provoking images early. Lotta space left, start time is in roughly a half an hour.
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Didn't know they updated the graphics

wait so late surger savvy makes debuffs have longer reach on late surger??? I had no idea

>>543199036
>late surgers was my secret tech nyooooo

>>543198567
Why is straightaway spurt allegedly bad?
>on the final straight
But the last spurt literally starts on a straight? What?

>>543199576
Kitasan would do it too given the chance
Shut up

sex with suzuka again

89994550
cm4

>>543199604
I knew vision skills increased it but what the fuck is going on here. Is it just an effect of increased wit?

>>543199398
You see anon, when a torena and a trainee love each other very much the Three Goddesses send them a cute baby (gacha btw, 3% uma rate) via a stork.

>>543199378
>he thinks I boughtereded

>the obvious answer was to use grass wonder with ryan unique and dominator all along
she won me cancer cup I trust her

>>543199608
I actually scoured room matches and whatnot to see what people were doing. Not a single one ran Ryan. She really "was" a secret tech.

>>543199678
Kitasan would never do something to endanger the life of a torena.

shan't be looking

>>543199604
I was told making naughty nature would be easy...

>>543199824
>lvl 6
Looks like you've been looking plenty already...

>>543199025
I agree with him, that 4 second delay is massive.

>>543199824
I want Curren Chan to lunge at me

>>543199759
Ryan was the one uma in CM3 who managed to beat my Seiun after angling+plancha. It was a sight to behold.

>>543199025
>>543199873
ABANDON RED SHIFT ON SMARU TECH
YOUR SMARU RUNS THANK YOU

Summer Hags will suffer when this is added, I'm going to rape every single one of you

>>543199759
What's the upside of running ryan instead of grass or whatever + ryan's unique? why didn't people run her in cm3?

He will be wrong because my Golshi will win. Do you accept his early apology?

>>543198331
>>543199481
I think these conditions are still a bit too restrictive for people to bother

>>543199025
He's saying Red Shift can be good for other umas, but on Ryan there's no significant increase over just procing her ult

Curren Chan is so white now wtf

>>543199672
because by the time you activate it that S maru already teleported to the finish line

>>543199728
Idk man, a trainer banging his trainee is probably looked down upon in Tracen

>>543200019
What about pump + red shift when inherited? I'm retarded

You heard him /uma/, redshift is bad, do not get it
Do not doubt about it, do not get redshift

>>543199672
The last spurt starts on the corner so by the time straightaway spurt starts on the straightaway everyone has already started accelerating for 3-400 meters.

I thought I needed red shift on my summer maru this whole time...

>witgod
>respects your time and spits it out in less than 10 minutes

>sloptubers
>6 hour streams, paywalled guides

roundhouse kick sloptubers in the head.

>>543199995
Inherited ryan unique is 30% as effective (60% duration, 50% effect), and it's still among the best accel options. The full power version is insane when you get it to pop.

>>543198567
>Witgod recognizes single fronts can get keked by pace builds this CM
Okay I will listen to him

>>543200045
wtf why
is she shedding for winter? or whatever they do

>>543200097
kind of unclear since in that section he appears to be talking just about Ryan, maybe lost in translation

>>543199604
Yeah, that's why natures usually have it double circled.
It increases fov, which lengthens the cone. It means you might miss an uma to the side if it's near you as the cone is narrower closer to you, but usually it helps hit the winning front with all seeing eyes. It helped my naughty nature get the win in CM3 A finals, blasting the leading pasa from way back in 6th, before barely overtaking just before the finish.
And they said stamina debuffs don't work for mile CMs...

>>543198861
I didnt make it to 1200, I got 2 gold reco tho

>>543200243
she has a tumor

>Tachyontranny can't follow a simple video and takes shit out of context
Many such cases

>>543200237
he literally said SMaru is unbeatable unless you have successful Ryan gamble bwo...

Seriru is a fraud
>We
only listen to Chinese/Korean players

I can't believe that we get this for free.

>>543200223
counterpoint: Ryan
It's just too much of a debuff.

>>543199995
>What's the upside of running ryan
Since witgod has already revealed it, might as well. You can use her unique at full strength + Rising Dragon is good on this track. She's a rocket in the late spurt if she hits the jackpot. + this is why I wanted slick surge inherit.

>>543200002
True but I'm sticking to it. Next year there'll be more options at least.

>>543200223
Yes but if it's this strong, why did nobody run ryan in cm3?

>>543200341
what are the conditions for Rising Dragon to be good?

Man, I wish I had all the statues to raise the girls to 3* and get their unique constumes

>>543200261
All Seeing Eyes won me 80% of my matches in Cancer. It's the only debuff you need.

Do not get redshift, you heard him right
You will lose if you get redshift on any of your umas
Just trust, do not get redshift

>>543200298
No...

>>543200341
slick surge is overkill if you manage to proc iron

AAAAAAAAA PLAYING THIS ON A VPN BECAUSE I'M IN THE WRONG COUNTRY IS FUCKING PAINFUL
>Connecting...
>Connecting...
>Connecting...
>Connection failed, returning to home screen

>>543198861
>Stamina + Guts = 1200
>2 gold recoveries
Gutsmaxx Tachyon it is
>>543199378
It's called bringing Golshi and inheriting Pump, Red Shift (or any other applicable final corner accels) and Triumphant Pulse

>>543199432
damn that's actually pretty atainable stats...

>>543200415
On this track? The 4 second delay works to Rising Dragon's advantage.

>>543200405
Because barely anyone cares about Ryan

>>543200329
>>543199036
>>543198567
I dont listen to WHALEFRAUD

Go on, give her a kiss

>>543200045
Just grey horse things.

>>543200243
Grey horses just naturally turn lighter overtime. Even golshi used to have brown fur before fully turning grey as he grew older. In game, Chrono's hair canonically becomes whiter every year and she even has an event in her career where all the other grey haired umas (curren chan, tamamo, oguri, etc) talk about their experiences with their hair changing color overtime too.

>>543200093
How can you say you love your trainee when you don't even have a secret plan for eloping with her after getting caught by the green n*ngen?

>>543200585
*smooches his wife*

>>543200317
Rewatch the pace part anon.
Pace can overtake Maru before angling procs if she's running alone and she autoloses. Seiun doesn't have this problem as much.

>>543200405
grass wonder and vodka were both better because they had innate gold accel skills, also the lack of speed growth rate makes it a lot harder to cap speed with a 3 speed 3 power deck

>>543200045
gray horses get continually whiter as they age

>>543200498
But that's just CM1 golshi
What the fuck
Everyone has that, I do too

Some days I contemplate suicide, but then I fail single digit % trainings back to back and I realize it could be much worse

>>543200093
It's canon that a LOT of trainees have married their trainers though

>>543199432
I applaud him for being the only one who bothers giving advice using free cards complete with pics.

grays can't run

>>543200673
>>543200593
but why? what's the biological advantage of reason behind this? hair turning gray I get, but skin?

>>543200682
I was close to ending it all after getting ground+medium S+tail all on first inspo only to fail 5 single digit trainings during the career and absolutley torpedo sex hag run.

I DON'T HAVE 3* RYAN WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT LEGENDS RACE BRING IT HERE ALREADY

>>543200797
why are you wearing lipstick?

>>543200448
Subdued front helps too. 4% total was huge, especially for all the fronts not expecting stam debuffs. Still can't believe that nature is my one and only CM winner... Incredible. The goddess of victory certainly smiled on her.

>>543200723
He needs to update that MLB King with MLB Welfare Brian though, and it's pure F2P.

Don't get redshift, you are wasting your time
Redshift takes too long to activate and is useless on front, pace and late
If you want to win you will do better focusing on other things
Do not get redshift

>>543199759
This was my intended setup. Shaded ones are borrows, with Fantasy Pasa and Wedding Mayano. I ended up giving up because the MTG+Pasa borrows were atrocious and I did not want to lose my mind

>>543200912
it's 2025 bigot

>>543200809
it's not a biological advantage it's just a quirk of the grey hors gene kicking in

>>543200912
Just for the kiss bwo

>>543200702
"lot" is a pretty huge exaggeration anon, I get you self inserts like jerking off about this, but we're talking like 5-10 that we know of out of 100s

>>543200903
your statues bwo?

>>543200668
Aren't all of these things true for CM4 as well? Except for the 3 speed 3 power deck, but speed is easier to cap regardless.

>>543200809
It's not an advantage, just a specific gene (literally dubbed the "grey gene") that grey horses have from mutation that causes them to stop producing pigment overtime.

>>543200927
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyo

heh...I was already planning on 3*'ing my ryan tomorrow so I can inherit her unique

>>543200674
cm1 golshi has go home specialist and straightaway spurt

>>543201083
vodka loses her furious feat advantage, all lates lose furious feat as a consideration really but it hurts vodka disproportionately as she had it in her kit.

I'm a grey horse IRL

>>543200912
Marking

>>543200674
Yeah, CM4 is basically CM1-but-fronts-are-good-and-spurt-is-shit-now. CM5 is basically CM3-but-smaru-instead-of-seiun-sky too.

>>543201014
>>543201158
talk about weird, no wonder people didn't respect them. https://youtu.be/CXYlv-z_xHQ?t=64

>>543201083
vodka's innate accel only works on miles so she's out. Grass can work ok for cm4 but with no innate gold recovery she's forced to either take suboptimal power cards (the free daiwa power card with race planner plus vodka for BOFA) or take super creek and sacrifice a couple hundred power

>>543201256
No, you're a GRAY horse irl.

Witbros????

Whitewashing gray honses

This is the only witGOD video I dislike. I will NOT be building a male uma.

people told me rising dragon was shite so I never maxed her potential and now i'm out of monies argh

>>543201392
>says smaru is strong
>then proceeds to say ryan and oguri peak can beat her
which is it

>>543201341
suzuka is really cute...

>>543201392
even witgod cannot deny smaru dominance

>>543201419
Bleaching Curren Chan!

>>543201491
the only card that gives it just so happens to be gigashit, it is situationally good.

>>543201482
Why would she say this?

>>543201491
Rising Dragon is still shit

>>543201341
sex with calstone,suzuka and doberu

>>543201493
>tanks are strong
>a javelin can destroy it
>wtf tanks are actually shit
please develop critical thinking skills

So how bullshit is this deck? How did he get 800 stam with only 1 shitty Stam card

>>543201392
>witchud already forgot the Golden Rule
he's ngmi

>>543201547
silly dober, that tiny towel isn't going to keep you modest.

>>543201547
dober's tits are bigger than that

>>543201616
I'm guessing Tazuna fuckery, she gives stam stats plus idk

>>543201616
Did you hear the part where he said 15* stamina sparks, you fucking third world brownie retard

>>543201628
Bro I can get 1000 stam with 10% growth with like 14* stam sparks and 0LB (ZERO) CREEK

>>543201342
please post more markings I need them to not kill myself

I will build summer Spe for CM because I decided that I like her.

>>543201493
It means she's strong but not unstoppable.
Trust in the Cap.

>>543201616
he starts spouting off insane stamina spark numbers which are basically impossible to achieve on groundwork parents in the timeframe we have.

>>543201616
damn i have the same deck as him actually but only 1 3* stamina parent

>>543201491
This is why you have to study the track, bro. It was shit in CM3 so of course using Vodka with Furious Feat and built in Sick Surge and Grass who is a well-rounded late surger were preferable.

>>543201792
Good on you anon, I will build Doto because I like her

>>543201745
Meant for >>543201616

>>543201792
Based!

>>543201869
where did you get this comic of my wife and I!?

>>543201869
thanks I shall now live another day

>>543201792
are you by chance predisposed to racist thoughts?

>>543201493
>Gambler can technically beat her if they get lucky
>Pace can technically grab first before Angling can trigger or get lucky with accel skills so she loses.
He means she's consistent as all hell but can lose to random bullshit depending purely on RNG.

the funny thing is that mcqueen is OP as fuck for this cm and nobody ever mentions her

>>543201493
>smart falco and seiun sky are strong
>but gamble horses can beat them if they line up their skills and RNG in
this was literally cm3 bro

>witgod video
So uh

Red shift was a huge meme this whole time or is witgod washed

>>543202072
She has long skills, she's a long uma

Is Gold City's unique any good for this cm? It activates early but carries over into the final leg a bit so I'm kinda curious

Damn, do half of you have comprehension deficiency or what?

>>543202072
I don't want to get first in the Tenno Sho (Spring)....

>>543201829
You do know he said that he didn't have groundwork parents right?

>>543202123
Redshift is a gaslight for cm4, do not get it
You fell for the gaslight doc and the gaslight image that rounds here often

Torechi, homete homete~

people are paywalling guides for CM? Seriously?

>witgod claims you can get a swimsuit maruzensky to 850 stam with a single stam card while capping spd

Have you guys EVER had a run like that? Feels kinda horse shit

>>543201616
>sceenshot that already shows both deck and sparks
>wtf how did he achieve these stats
Tranny moment.

>>543202072
You're basically playing a NPC uma with how bad her unique timing is on this track

>>543202096
>this literally the whole game bro
Everyone is a winner!

>>543202296
90% Winrate thinks so too

>>543202294
Did NoWitNip won CM3
No he did not

>>543201616
cafes actually meta tho..so ofc ive pulled 0

>>543202072
now this is an epic gaslight

Official illustrations for the triple tiara races this year

>>543202296
tazuna and stam sparks do a lot of heavy lifting

>>543202296
I can barely cap speed even using 4 cards and thats borrowing MLB Kita, my runs just hate me lately

>>543202296
Once in a blue moon, but speed ends up being 950 or worse. I'm trying to run a 8* stam 8* pwr s.maru btw

>>543202196
Brother it's literally one guy. Probably chinese too.

>>543201925
What do you mean anon? That's my wife

>>543202404
uma musume supremacy

Scary...

>>543202296
Smaru has spd bonus
How are you having issues with speed of all things

>>543202294
yes, which is why we watch witgod videos and not seanigger sloptube videos

>>543202123
He literally said it works and showed you a graph of it working. Then he recommended using it on Pace. You just don't want to use it when you can avoid it because Maruzensky's affinities are ass. Ryan can avoid using it, Oguri cannot. I don't know how you fuckers are this bad at the most basic comprehension.

Could Gentildonna crush my head with her hands?

>>543202365
You win some, you lose some.
Just like Mr. 33% WR.

Fuck. I was thinking of doing chill parent runs and then build an ace on the last week. Now I have to compete in a Ryan arms race because pump is AAS for late.

>>543202404
MARES LOVE

>>543202072
crazy that people call /uma/ a good source on information when 25-50% of posts are faggots like this spreading low effort disinfo on purpose

>>543202349
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU END UP WITH THAT MUCH WIT AND SPEED AND STAMINA AND POWER
1.1k speed 1.1k wit feels like impossible

>>543202476
who was the first artist to draw ear hitting?

Don't tell me you retards actually fell for the pink sparks are more important meme and didn't bother building proper monostat parents. How did you plan on getting more stats during URA.

>>543202461
sorry bud, but luna-chan is mine

>>543202563
Imagine taking that post seriously

>>543202505
It's not JUST the speed, it's capping speed while somehow getting to 850 stamina while only using a sr café

>>543202502
>no medium S
so close to greatness

>>543202072
Rice is better silly gaslighter

>>543202625
season 1

>He doesn't have 9* stam 9* URA parent
bricked

>Someone from this general was saying pump isn't worth it literal hours ago
some of you guys suck and I hope you step on a lego.

I'm not wasting my time with this

>>543202404
My wives

>>543202532
>You win some, you lose some.
So only the American Uma breeder won all 3. These chinks and nips are bad at this game.

>>543202635
I need another 8+* medium parent for Curren Chan bwo

You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...

Do we really have 0 good sprint cards other than biko and the SR king halo?
>inb4 bakushin
who the fuck do you think I'm training

>>543202719
NO ONE said this
and if they did they were baiting

>>543202720
this is the last event before they add the skip qol just DO IT

>>543201702
what makes her smile?

Bros... I'm starting to think King Halo is cute...

>>543202835
Hmpf! Yada!

>>543202835
Don't get my hopes up anon...

>>543202808
>>543162521

>>543202719
It's not worth inheriting pump on anyone but golshi

pumping my iron into ryan

>>543203080
This (it's a lead pipe)

>witgod didnt even mention wedding top cun
I fucking knew it, she's a gaslight. Its better to run grass/rudolph/tachyon hyrbid ace/debuffer.

If Manhattan Cafe is not the most cute and non-sexualized Uma then who is?

>>543203128
You'd be pumping lead, then, not iron

>>543203128
no, its my penis you bokke

>>543202835
is there any chance its patched in on half anni?

So how many soulless metafaggots will be running Ryan now?

I NEEEEEEEEEEED HER

>>543203231
13% of chestnuts commit 50% leg injuries

>>543201547
She hates male trainers right? If so I want to train her.

>>543203186
>non-sexualized

no one
fucking
care
for
faggot reddit tranny coffee or whatever the fuck her name is
shut the fuck up avatar fag

>>543202751
He's american?

ERRMMM WE ALWAYS LOVED RYAN
DON'T CHECK MY POST HISTORY

>>543203397
Californian

how often can golshi proc pump anyway? usually she's too far up in the late race due to her unique

Californian tea > Manhattan cafe

>>543203393
W-What is she doing?

>witgod spreading ryan propaganda
BASED

>crystal cafe
>reddit cafe
>tumblr cafe

>>543203490
>matching panties

Filtering my coffee using Cafe's panties.

>>543203157
eh that's open to interpretation why he didn't, personally I think he talks strictly from a f2p guideline and he didn't recommend f2p even touch top cun, so it would seem like misplaced advice to suddenly bring her up.

>>543200961
>Plancha
Is there a reason why you want MTG? Plancha is an idea I have as well, but thought Oguri and Rudolf would have more consistent procs like Seriru said.

>>543203548
no, the best panties are bright neon green/pink or blue stripes

>>543203509
reminding you that canonically your trainees are 4-5x more powerful than you and there's nothing you can do to stop them

KILL ALL MEN!

I just thought someone might like to know that I've been running anime Teio in rooms and she actually 100% consistently activates her unique. Sometimes she even wins with it.

>>543203691
Horrendous taste. I bet you like b*shy women too

>>543203303
it's over, Ryan is soulless now.

>>543203225
>>543203393

>>543203772
God I want to teach her a lesson.

>>543202404
>>543203715
>KWABxina

>>543203303
all the 'I just run my oshi ;) (ryan, grass, one throwaway front)' faggots scrambling

Why is everybody using Spechud's face as a reaction image

>>543203876
too small

>>543203526
>Ryan OPs for the past week
>Ryan is Meta
MUSCLE MUSCLE

>>543203975
Because I love her. And it's funny

>>543203876
I want to go to an Umaland and enlist their services.

>>543203939
Grass is soul though

SECRET STRAT FOR CM4
There's actually not that many frontrunners, even with S. Maru. So you can use a front urara again to conserve stamina.

Ryan has always been my oshi even if I only started training her now

>>543203975
funny round face

>>543204123
feet

>>543204095
>i have always been a reddit gold shit, cafe and pedophile curren fan

>>543204104
My pace actually promoted earlier because there were no fronts or other paces, wild

All I'm saying is assuming Maru will always win is bad because it assumes the people who rolled for them aren't retards. Literally just last CM we have people running a blocker with their own frontrunner team. A finals will still be baby mode.

>>543201616
So it seems WItgod might actually be right here.
I tried this deck with some subpar stamina sparks and almost got 800 stam.
Even as it is with some extra management i can definitely hit 800+ stam but will need to mess around to get at least some Medium sparks. Or just use some Borrows.

But this is definitely a MLB angle to do this.

I fell in love with Ryan the first time I laid my eyes on her, you fags just didn't know

>>543203975
...

>>543203664
>Shaded ones are borrows, with Fantasy Pasa and Wedding Mayano
I was going to make two Ryans, one with Triumphant Pulse and Condor/Flowery, the other with Condor and Flowery, and then choose which one to use depending on the average lineup I encountered.

>>543203975
>Spechud stare
>Teio stare
>Oguri smiling
>every Uma smiling with their eyes half closed like they're about to rape you
>every Uma with their eyes closed and smiling, knowing that IT'S OVER
These are all the reaction pics I'll ever need.

>>543203876
Bouquet sex

>>543204212
>has every SR mlb'd
Cool deck, whalebro

>>543202404
BRUTAL Gentil mogging yet again

Which uma do I run if I still have a soul?

>>543204249
tfw no karen wife...

>>543204373
TM Opera O unfortunately

>>543204373
mcqueen
anime teio
regular (not summer) special week

>>543203303
I was already running ryan ;))

>>543202404
>>543204364
gentle love
gentle wife
gentle sex
gentle training
gentle life

>>543204186
maruzensky doesn't win even when she's built well. fronts get too fucked over in the late race for tracks longer than a mile where any other style has viable acceleration. oguri wins consistently.

>>543204385
>gives you smoochies

>>543204212
How many races are you running for that many skill points?

>>543204373
A Takarazuka Kinen winner

>>543204293
Bouquet love!

>>543204373
the cunny umas like Teio and Mayano

>>543204527
nice 15 frames fag

>>543204338
nta but it's ezpz to MLB your important SRs if you were pulling for Kitasan and Creek and had a little bit of luck. I haven't pulled cards since Creek and still have MLB tosho speed, flash speed, fuku wit, sunday wit, taishin speed, and a couple others.

Most of my SSRs are 0LB with a couple 1LBs, and my Kitasan is only 1LB, but I still do alright because I have those SRs

>>543204373
Silence Suzuka

>>543204640
enjoy your ban

>>543204385
>>543204569
old umamusume fans ships spe and suzuka the old fashioned way

>>543204735
How do I get the claw machine

FUCK Teio!

>>543204579

probably did a bit too much but rng gave me no rainbows so i had no choice

>>543204364
2010s anime when?

>>543204781
it's a random chance when you do recreation, newbwo

>>543204824
leg fracture

>>543204527
I should check for white frames more often

Alright, I need to ask
How do you all manage to stay in fucking division 6? Damn near 500k points and I can barely get up to 420k. Do I just need to whale?

>>543204781
you get it when you recreate during some days
i think senior year februrary is guaranteed not sure tho
eventually it will be added as a minigame

>>543204373
It is not the uma that determines the soul. It is the trainer that determines the soul. But also Ace NIce Nature.

forever my kingu

>>543204903
Make A+ umas (witmaxx if you have to) and use parfaits

>>543204698
enjoy your ousting, redditor. your 15 frames are still faggot shit.

>>543204903
do you understand how team trials scoring works, and have you built your team trials umas to get high scores in team trials?

>>543204903
ye

>>543204839
When you're going training with your uma and she suddenly decides to take you to her rape dungeon instead

>>543204824
Teio wife

Spe looks so much better with a little bigger boobs. Maybe a B86...

Hey remember Oguri Cap?

missing 25 speed isn't so bad, r-right?
on my last turn I chose stamina over a +25 speed since I forgot about tazuna and thought I was ending on 1191 speed

>>543204903
team trials is less about winning but getting a lot of points from skill activations and good positioning
like sometimes I lose a race and still get 97k points
I always challenge people above my team rank and when they have a lot of awful/bad mood I use a parfait to buff my umas mood

Teio is so cute.

>>543205038
No...

>>543198236
>Yeah bro my falco is so bad but I still managed to won
>14k+ rating

Wife Nature

>>543205063
>3 Gold Recoveries

>>543204829
how are the sparks on your parents and maru grandparnets?

>>543204284
being able to get a try not to laugh from any uma's gate start is great

>>543204903
borrow kawakami princess for center stage, or use smart falcon (which has a chance to fail)
on late surgers use the ssr mejiro dober for the gold skill from her
on end closers you can borrow the new ssr tosho
all of these skills do absolutely nothing but they're dirt cheap and give you the same amount of points as other gold skills

>>543205063
Bro, nice skills.

>>543205216
16* stam but not ideal whites or pinks

>>543205209
Why doesn't she just propose to her trainer
Is she stupid?

>>543205038
Spe's mediums are cute

>>543204735
Peak size difference couple. Flat x fat.

So who else here hasn't decided if they are gonna pull for the summer hag yet?

Its tough for me right now, I only have 25K, so I doubt I'll have 30K by the end of the banner. Ideally I wont need that much, but if I spend a large amount and dont get her...
Also if I dont spend now, then I'll have 30K for Riko/Rice (although even if I get S. Maru on the first pull I still don't know if I wanna go for Riko/rice).

>Saving for Kitasan rerun
>Figured I had enough extra carats to dump on current banner for Smaru
>This happens
Guess i'ma member of the Spechud army now

>>543205063
legacies and deck?

>>543205381
Cute

if i'm understanding this right, smaru gets powercrept by v bourbon, correct?
so i can safely skip her til then to invest in ace front runners

>>543205374
She knows she is 3rd place in Trainer's heart, after Aoi and Riko

Whenever I get this event at random I just know the run is cursed. STOP STEALING MY ENERGY FOR BASE FUCKING BALLS

>SPE THREAD
SPE THREAD
>SPE THREAD
SPE THREAD

>>543205010
I just try to max out my stamina and speed in career but seeing the replies and watching some videos I see that umamusume really is a wit game

>>543192375
yeah....

>>543205381
B81 is considered small in modern uma where everyone is B 86+...

I don't feel like doing a career today

>>543205558
Palmer owes me sex.

>>543205256
Oguri's mom is peak (as in cap) milf

>>543205415
am whale
the blues on my legacies are complete shit but the whites are pretty good

>>543204984
She will be soulless soon... But for now she's maximum soul.

>>543205395
100% not touching her here, she's a nightmare to build and I need kitasan. riko/rice and xmas oguri are both higher prio if i go for them, and vbourbon is a better front in a few months

>>543205762
>3 MLB SSRs
Maybe 3rd place isn't so bad.

>>543205745
palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex

>>543205256
I've been assuming this is an edit or something, but after learning that the URA SWAT team was actually real, I'm not sure anymore.

>>543205395
I completely forgot her banner is still going

When is the Shuka Sho

>>543204373
Air Groove, Suzuka, King Halo, Matikanefukukitaru (nondebuff ver)

Trainer-Trainee contract is not a marriage contract.

I've run into so many bullshit S.Maru careers today, and this is the only thing keeping me from snapping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXw0a74QK_U

Why do people portray Satano Diamond as a slut?

Does the white recovery and Hanshin make the total add up to 1200

>>543203303
one major issue w/ running LS is, can they survive w/ 1 gold if the stupid masses run debuffers?

>>543205736
This, but I'm still doing my Trainer duty... in Lumiose

>>543206015
try telling that to Maya

>>543206032
yeah you're fine, nice uma

>>543204903
Easy fixes are
>Always take top option because score multiplier is huge (Up to like 80% increase overall or something)
>Ace uma gets 10% boost so your best uma should always be the representative.
>Score is increased by skill procs and overall position with 1st obviously being the best
>Unique and gold skills give a lot of score so make sure it actually activates and that you preferably have repeating golds like prof, swinging, beeline, etc that give you a ton of value.
I basically just parfait spam for the first few runs and I usually get something decent.

>>543202804
>Do we really have 0 good sprint cards other than biko and the SR king halo?
Yup

Yeah gw+green parent farming with only 3 borrows a day is pure cancer.
I think ill just settle with goldship again. I used her the previous 3 CMs and helped me get 2 plat wins without spending a dime or wasting time grinding parents.
I believe that she will help me get my third CM win in the track/race where she excels in real life

>>543206190
Thanks bwo I'll keep her well fed

No rainbow

>>543206131
My speed capped distance S big nige Suzuka about to obliterate a mob uma's dreams

>>543205762
From this deck, the only card I have is Sweep at level 35 :)))))) getting Gemini and Cancer Gold feel like a miracle already. I am saving up for support cards though, but how much I'll have depends on how quickly I can acquire Digital

>>543204049
Kissing Grass Wonder (on the lips)

>>543204476
Missed that banner, when is she coming back?

>>543206153
>pokemon in current year

Building stamina sucks, LB0 Super Creek sucks, debuffers suck. I miss Cancer Cup.........

>>543204373
brian
amazon
teio

>>543205762
post legacies too?

>>543206339
do not build summer maruzensky if you are not a whale

>>543206015
So you prefer the slow build-up instead of love at first sight. I can see the appeal.

>>543206391
>pokemon in any year but g1/2

>>543206153
I'm doing neither. I used to be able to binge/play through shit in one sitting but I've developed adhd or something and can't now

>decided to race in room matches with my long TT seiun
>actually winning races without way better horses
Yeah I'm not even bothering with groundwork. I'll lose to better front runners but I'm pretty sure I'll make A finals anyway

Anal sex with Teio

>>543205986
>>543206304
That girl is probably Phantalassa
https://youtu.be/cvHWyJtex08

fuck

>>543203772
Dober is made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love from me (her Trainer)

i think teio SUCKS

I've given up on the idea of a Leo running Curren Chan
Based on a few lobbies I've joined, there would be 3+ front runners, and she would need to be a front runner to have her unique get a chance to proc. To build her, I would need to pray for 2 medium sparks to appear in career and an additional front runner spark with my current setup
Maybe next time..

>>543206460
wow is her stench— I mean aura really that bad? She always seemed like one of the better smelling umas

>>543206304
That NPC uma is cute

>>543206395
Bro?

>>543206458
g5 was great though

>>543205978
in 2 hours

So if i'm farming for a stamina spark, is it better to not raise my speed and just click stamina after a certain point?
Like lets say I get 601 speed for the bonus, do I have a better chance if I just leave it there and try for as high of a stamina stat as i can get?

>>543206664
>one billion stamina + URA finale sparks
>600 power
Thanks for agreeing with me

>>543203772
I can't wait to roll for her and to only ever use her as a parent!

>>543206770
>no bra
Damn what a harlot

>>543206694
Factually incorrect, I'm afraid. Every pokemon generation is worse than its predecessor.

What's stopping people from running pace regular Maruzensky with 0.6 acceleration total (with SfV) and pace chaser's speed multiplier?

who else can make this expression?

>>543206845
SHE IS IN OUR HOUSE PROBABLY AFTER A BATH
WE ARE GOING TO FUCK ANYWAYS

>>543206391
>>543206458
>>543206694
i mocked the game before release but now that im playing it, i think PLZA is, unironically, fun...

holy shit shut the fuck up suzuka fag

>>543204903
Stamina in every context of the game is a gaslight. You only need like 800 stamina max for long TT. Just make sure you buy recovery skills, which incidentally, gives you points when they activate. By Aoharu, you can revuild your umas to finally have both stamina and wit.

>>543206401
I didn't even get any greens from the inspiration, which makes me think that groundwork farming ought to be much easier than most other CMs since there are plenty of good cards that give green hints for this track (fine motion/difficult to pronounce both give right handed, fuji can give summer, creek/halo can give firm etc)
this run has made me reconsider all the effort I'm putting into white sparks on parents, if I had better blues I would've been able to get much better stats

>>543206784
raise stamina to 1.1k if you're able to
if you can't reach 1.1k then don't bother raising it high above 600 and just focus on other things instead

>>543206784
Everything's calculated separately, so getting more of a stat or buying more skills will never hurt your chances of sparking anything
That being said, there is another boost at 1100 of a stat, and you can easily beat ura finals with 600 speed. If you think you have a chance of making 1100 stam, go for it

>>543206951
So it was a marriage contract after all

I love my horsey and my horsey loves me

>>543206901
The lack of a built in gold recovery in the racing style that demands most stamina and gets hit by all gold debuffs

>>543207101
Stop spreading lies

sex with gyarus

>>543206951
This will never happen to me...

keep posting Suzuka kings

>>543207141
Start spreading love

>>543207058
howd you end up with so many skill points for4 golds too

THREE OF THEM
HOW

>>543204903
Team trials is actually really easy. Since there are no rewards for the top 100, no one is trying very hard at it, thus you can easily maintain 6 even as a F2P. You just need to realize that getting points is more important than winning.

You will lose most of your races to anyone else who prioritized winning over points (and of course you'll loose to whales), but that doesnt matter because you'll also get matched against people who also prioritized points (along with a few shitters as well) so you'll still win a fair amount of races, and when you do, you'll get mad points.

keep posting suzuka trannies

>>543207275
I signed it..

>>543207292
A tachyon momma art that doesn't have Daiwa as the daughter?????

>>543207124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S4ndzWpSIo

>>543207352
Cute...

>>543207314
bofa event, 5 hints for corner adept + 4 hints for playtime's over from inspiration and fast learner event
it's the luckiest ace run I've ever had by a long shot

>>543206414
skill issue

>>543206845
She doesn't need one.

>>543207469
kys pedophile

Dude those fake uma ads/games are hilarious

Did anyone actually managed to play one of them without getting phone cancer? Assuming they are in fact real. Zombies, horse girls and guns... the perfect combo...

>>543207469
Mayano saying "konna ni ookiku narimashita" hits different

>>543207005
by all accounts it seems total dogshit vs new digimon. poke brainrot is unfathomable

>>543207579
/uma/ is a cunny general
4chan is a cunny website

>>543207469
am I alone in thinking Nishino Flower's design would be better with super long hair

>>543207515
did you only run the radio nikkei race then?

>>543205746
>>543205256
white narubi SEX

>>543207574
Hot

>>543207712
the only thing stopping me from playing digimon is the monsters look ugly, i'm enjoying the anime back then where the digimons look like pokemon but their evolutions look ugly af. I'd rather play Palworld

So uh, surely the half anni missions will bring some coins...right?

Would you?

>>543207745
I'm a shorthairfag so I can't back you up on that one

>>543207745
Nishino Flower's hair is the ideal blend of childish and motherly. It's essential to her character.

>>543207574
That makes it even better

>>543207778
I didn't even know that event was a thing, does it do anything besides the mood up? I did 16 races total
also just remembered I did a random OP hanshin race in classic year kek

>3 speed and 2 stam cards
>3 turns in a row with 0 (zero) supports in those trainings
Gotta love their ace run rigging

>>543207825
my precious wife

I hate training 900+ stamina horses so much bros

>>543207903 (Me)
105k monies...NOT ENOUGH

>>543207927
Yes, but I would like to see the translation first

>>543205875
Yeah V Bourbon is the main thing that makes me hesitate. Do we know who the next big meta Uma is after V Bourbon? I'm still trying to plan out the future.

>>543208030
it gives you like 70 skill points +3 to all stats and hot topic

>>543206951
I'm so lonely bwos...
I would never